The Yak - We Caught Steven in a Flat-Out Lie | The Yak 11-7-23

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

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Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com, promo code YAK. What's up, boys? Feeling good? Wait. Hold on. Steven, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, Steven.

What? You have a job every day. This is an everyday thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're yeah go learn today oh yeah glad has a mic oh yeah oh look at the new Chicago yak shirts are out and those are completely original black Friday's Black Friday are gonna be out oh look at spider well you can still Sean pretty good play on what over here spider spiders working spiders working right now we got now. We got a sales meeting tonight. That's why you see some of these.

Look at this. Spider, put on the gloves. Why is it that all the barbecue guys wear those black gloves? Because barbecue is very hot. But the videos have also gotten sexual as well. And you need the black gloves. Yeah. You cut the brisket and then show it to the camera and give it a little squeeze.

A little squeeze. Yeah. Wait a minute. Did you guys see the guy trying to be super sexy making donuts? No. Oh, I want to see this. Sounds good. I just popped in my head we should do a – in the new kitchen we should do a video, a cooking series where we all just have, like,

random cuts on our fingers and are just, like, slowly bleeding while we, like, touch the meat. It's getting everywhere. And just never mention it. That's Frank the Tank's thing, isn't it? No, kind of, yeah. The yak cooks. Just touch raw chicken and then touch.

You're like a clear infection you have on your hand. He's getting impatient. Yeah, go, go. What's the time to beat? What's the time to beat? Just touch raw chicken and then... You're like a clear infection you have on your hand. He's getting impatient. Yeah, go. Go. What's the time to beat? What's the time to beat? 30... I think his best time was 32 seconds.

Or Mincy's time. But what's the... I mean, what's the record? Mincy's 31. Yeah, Mincy's 31. Yeah. It looks like a high school dance out there. Yeah, it does.

Yeah. Yeah, go. Why is he so... I'll say three, two, one, go. You have to PR. This is, by the way, going to be an everyday confusion thing for him. Yeah. What, dude? Three, two, one, go. You have to PR. This is, by the way, going to be an everyday confusion thing for him. Yeah. What, dude?

Three, two, one, go. Oh, that was a slow start. What is this? He's barely even moving. What's he doing? He's so fundamental. It does look like he's going faster. Oh, what is that?

Oh. I don't know what that is. We have that kind of tech? Wait. That looks like we're going to take him down with a missile. It's like a chopper gunner on him. Can somebody play some CCR? Yeah.

Enemy AC-130 above. Oh, that's a little too much. We're in Guadalcanal right now. Oh, my God. He's a little tired there at the end. He's just so loud. That's a good time. PR.

PR. Okay, Connor. I just like torturing him where we just make him do it. It looks extremely slow. I don't want to talk yet before I potentially do it. You'll never have to do it, Kyle. It looks horrible. Kyle, you'll never have to do it.

He looks pathetic. Yeah. He's moving, I think. I think it looks slow, but he's moving. Yeah. He's got long strides. PR. PR.

Yeah, 30s. Give us a celebration. 30.s. Give us a celebration. 30.21. Give us a celebration. You actually beat Matt Stitt. Oh! That time you actually looked good. Yeah.

You need one of those barbecue gloves when you do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for the celebration. Yeah, like a beret. Get on the mic. We've got to talk about this. TJ, I sent you the sexy donut guy. Oh, I'm excited. There's a whole sub-genre of cooking TikTok now where it's guys fucking the mic. You've got to talk about this. TJ, I sent you the sexy donut guy. Oh, I'm excited.

There's a whole sub-genre of cooking TikTok now where it's guys fucking the food. This guy's made the donuts look like ass. Yeah. An ass, and he sniffs up the crack. They're making love to their shit. Yeah. It's the worst thing ever. They'll crack an egg and finger it.

It's bizarre. TJ, that's pretty much what I sent you. I'd like to opt out. No, it's too late now. Okay. Oh, I texted you. What's that? Oh out. No, it's too late now. Oh, I texted you. What's that? TJ's DMs.

Nice pussy. TJ, what's that DM to Tiffany Gomez saying? That's depraved horny voice. Why is White Sox Dave? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.

Look at this guy. Imagine making this. This is pretty overt. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is he thinking? I mean, there are housewives that are soaking wet right now. Yeah.

Production quality is terrific. Pumpkin poppy? He just are soaking wet right now. Yeah. Production quality is terrific. Pumpkin poppy? He just ate the pussy too quickly. Yeah. Oh, he's slapping it. Vanquished any subtlety. Oh!

There was no food in that one. And he doesn't eat donuts. No. No shot. Would you let me cook? Oh! You're proven wrong. Let me cook for you. Mook, you got to try this when you have a queen over. Sit down. I'm going to cook for you Mook you gotta try this

When you have a queen over Yeah Sit down I'm gonna cook for you Oh I'm gonna fill up this donut We laugh But we could never replicate that

Oh I could You think you could Yeah People will think They'll want to puke in their mouth But I could replicate that What is Is he beloved

I don't know How many followers does he have I saw it on Twitter Not on TikTok oh man that was tj you said that's a thing there's just there's there are more of these guys there's a lot of fucking everything horny chefs on tiktok it's impossible to keep up with the trends but this is we talked about the horny uh i guess he wasn't quite as bad as that guy but the lumberjack guy too it's just like like dudes doing things yeah but trying to fuck while they're doing them or something.

Like, what is... Guys doing average things but trying to make them sexual. But they're getting reinforced by this behavior times a million. Yeah. We should just make podcasting sexy. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

They're like, grunt. Oh, yeah, Titus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon, can you fit that whole mic in your mouth? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Deep throat to mic. Hell yeah. You care if I do an ad read? I don't need a... I might need to see more videos of this guy. I'm going to break out the oversized lawn games. You stay there and play with your pussy. Want to see a fat guy in a little car?

Oh! Fat guy struggled to get out of a little car. That's how you are, baby? Get you hot? Let me edit this clip and you'll get a nice fat cream pie. I got a 5'4 guy that calls himself a golf pro. He'll get you a tea time. Go ahead.

Take your shoes off. While I spin the wheel, I need you to come three times. Put our dick in a mousetrap. Don't worry. It's going to land on one of us. No matter what. This is fun. This is probably the least sexy format of media.

We should make Chef Donnie walk around naked. Okay. You said that. You delivered that like it was a response to something. And that was also a definite. You're right. We should do that. There was definitely like a sigh end of riff. And went, like, we weren't still in sexy zone. You said that like it was the next logical start of a new conversation.

By the way. Stressed and emphasized the word should as if we were just also saying. I mean, look, we're trying to get the numbies up. I mean, let's get a sexy chef. We should have Chef Donnie Walker on the show. Yeah, you know what? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We should do that.nie Walker on the show. Yeah, you know what? We should. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We should do that.

Good idea. Book. It's a little too much talking there. You thought we were riffing, guys. Fired up. There was a definite end to the riff. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. We could ask him. We'll talk to him. See if he's down. I'll hit him up. Yeah. We could ask him. We'll talk to him. See if he's down. I'll hit him up. Yeah. Hit him up. Hey, ever think about wearing nothing?

Just an apron. No, Donnie is into that lifestyle. What do you mean? There's a bathhouse in Chicago, which I previously had been meaning to go to. And they just do the... Red Square? They do the cold plunge nude. Oh.

He said it's not a requirement. You can opt out of being nude, but he did it. Oh. And the other five guys did as well. Why would you do a cold plunge? That was the worst one. Exactly. But if everybody else is nude, it's almost more embarrassing to be trunked.

Right. That's the stigma. That's like the fat guy in the pool version. Yeah, with the shirt? With the shirt on, yeah. Yeah, it's the same. You're just calling attention to... Yeah, I'm sure there's a giant dick behind those trunks.

But what does a giant limpy look after being emerged in... A giant limpy? A giant limpy? I bet you a giant limpy would look the same as a stout. See, I disagree. I think everything becomes even when you get freezing cold.

Did you just come up with a new phrase like fat colossals? That was a good one. Giant limpy? I don't think it's going to stick. Giant limpy kind of has... A giant limpy? I don't think it's going to stick. A giant limpy kind of has... A giant limpy exposed to freezing cold temperatures underwater. What would it look like?

I bet you all of our dicks would be exactly the same afterwards. Yeah, I think it's... So what you're saying is if there's a giant limpy and just normal limpies, when the freezing cold comes in, they all look the same. They all regress to baby, don't think any of the residual giant of the giant limpy stays i think it completely yeah i think but i would argue with the giant limpy when he was a baby had a giant baby limpy oh i don't want to discuss that yeah that's weird that's weird no so yeah chef donnie should do that this is weirdly philosophical where it's like you know we all we all are born the same way die the same you know we all die you put a giant limpy in

cold water we all become baby limp we all yeah i think it's just a head right it's just a head no because i bet you that looks even funnier. It's chode. One fat head. Yeah, you become a chode. Yeah, girth would be. Yeah, like a kid's bedroom wall. All our limpies become the same.

Something to think about. It really is. It absolutely is something to think about. I never thought about giant Limpies before today. Yeah, in a cold plunge. You know what I'm saying. I know exactly what you're saying. Is Chef Donnie here?

Yeah, he's been here. Where does all the dick go? It goes into your body. Yeah, I guess. Which is gay. Yeah, you're fucking yourself. I won't ever be cold again Miss me with that

Like a Vikings coming with like a loincloth. I'm like yo pause He's coming to kill all These guys are gay Nick's been taking it up his penis for years now. No no no no no I'm always long John's up So straight you got longer johns on? No, not right now. Long johns are cheat code in winter. Yeah. I feel like you could conquer anything.

Mostly just winter. But you have to time it right. If you wear it for the first time on a day that's a little too warm, it just ruins your whole day. Yeah, that's true. Ruins your whole day. Yeah, going to a tailgate with long johns on? Yeah. No one can touch me. I think it could stop a bullet. Yeah, going to a tailgate with long johns on? Yeah. No one can touch me.

I think it could stop a bullet. Oh, yeah. And it adds just a nice little girth to the legs so you don't get made fun of, you know? Yeah. Yeah, that is a thing that guys worry about. Yeah. Absolutely. All right, so TJ, what do we have tomorrow?

We have a big day tomorrow. Personal Invitational, big day tomorrow. Well, yeah, Personal Invitational is huge. Yeah. What do we have tomorrow? We have a big day tomorrow. Personal Invitational, big day tomorrow. Well, yeah, Personal Invitational is huge. Yeah. What do we have to do tomorrow? We're doing... Are we allowed to say? Are we not allowed to say? I don't know.

It's a new advertiser. Tomorrow's going to be a great show. Roan is here. We're playing video games on the show tomorrow. Playing video games. We also have new coffee blends for Stella Blue Coffee, which maybe we'll do that on Friday because we have so much going on tomorrow. But my idea is we will do – so we have a yak-flavored coffee.

I'm not going to say what the flavor is because we're going to announce that tomorrow. We have a yak holiday-flavored coffee. I had two this morning. Really? They're so good. Yes. So what we'll do maybeiday is we will do like a live almost telethon where every i don't know five hundred or thousand dollars in sales everyone here

will get a half court shot and anyone who makes a half court shot will get like 500 bucks cash i'm gonna give out cash yes yeah i like that that'll fun. So make sure you come in on Friday. I love that. Well, it's Yak coffee, so it's going to sell, and I wanted to make sure that everyone was involved in it and got benefit of it. So you do as long as you are able to make a half-court shot. Simple as that. Yeah.

It's just a simple half-court shot. I'm excited for this evening. I'm going to schmooze so hard. Yeah, we got the big sales. This is like a cocktail event i don't know exactly all i know is i had to have a one-on-one talk with nikki smokes today i was like no dumping sack talk no bitches like just i do feel like relax some bitches no bitch talk i do feel like your all the company-wide emails that get sent all the

the all hands on deck meeting meetings we've had they could have all just been solved by talking to nicky smoke like i feel like you and hank and and whoever else are just you're talking solely to nicky there's other ones that we're talking to it's more i sent out a company email uh for the whole chicago office just being like hey we have sales people coming like this is how we have our job yeah and i know that i it sounds very straightforward but you would be surprised some people don't understand always grasp that concept like they pay us to have a dream job we need to be good with them and not talk about dumping sacks. Smokes asked me to pregame it. Yeah. He's going to be playing cornhole out in the parking lot. Yeah, we're tailgating it.

A little brat on the fire. What's up, guys? We'll be in in a minute. We won't miss opening kickoff. He's going to pull you aside at some point tonight and be like, there are no bitches at this thing. Where are the bitches? Should I call some bitches up? He's going to go start a at some point tonight and be like, there are no bitches at this thing. Where are the bitches? Should I call some bitches up?

He's just going to go start a fight with the talkies rep. This ratio is ass. Yeah. I actually probably should have sent out an email to the sales team being like, can we just make sure that everyone doesn't mention the Dolphins being frauds? Because that could be a combustible situation. Is Fleming still in town? Oh, yeah.

Fleming's here. He's been having the time of his life. But wasn't he going to in town? Oh, yeah. Fleming's here. He's been having the time of his life. But wasn't he going to Milwaukee today? Oh, he's going to Sprecher's. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's going to Sprecher's.

Well, she's probably there now. I guess he could be back tonight. That video of him on full send. That was amazing. Oh, can we play that? Did Quiggs do that? Who did that? I had to.

That was real. DJ. He's a Quiggs disciple. DJ? Quiggs has a disciple. Who is this? He's Quiggs' disciple. Big shout out to him. He's the World Cup guy, right?

Wait, does he work for us? Yes. And what's his last name? Johnson, I think. DJ Johnson. Huh. That sounds like a fake name. As soon as y'all sent it, I did think, I thought it was real for just a split second.

Sure. Yeah, there was other people who thought that as well. Wait, what was that guy's name, the baseball player? Will Sparks. Yes. That guy's awesome. DJ Johnson. Oh, we have a ball rack now?

We have a ball rack. Mike, take a couple threes. I'm excited you've been for everything. Mike, take a couple threes. You're live. Mike, you have to. You have to. You have to do a three.

Mike, you have to. Hit a three, Mike. Yes. You did a good job. Hit a three. He wrestler bill he's gonna yeah Mike's shot could be bad oh no oh he could shoot a basketball yeah yeah gotta be a three this is gonna be bad are you stepping into it oh no wait oh that's pretty good yeah that's best case scenario other than making it. There it is. Yep. No.

This would be funny if it took like an entire hour. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave on a miss. How many misses does it become funny? Ten? Yeah, but it's funny starts. No, ten's easy.

Oh, ten's easy. See, you wanted to quit. Yeah, he wanted to quit. Hello. A lot of people buzzing around. A lot of people buzzing around. That's a good quality game. Shooting threes is the best.

It is the best. It's just like placing four-leg parlays. Yeah. You should have the same amount of hope and the same amount of letdown. Do you want to talk about the jets real quick i hedge brother oh i made a lot of money oh my biggest payday yet wait for a prime time game did you go did you get gold back i slid the toggle i made them minus ten and a half you went chargers no i did minus six and a half The Chargers? No, I did minus six and a half

Oh, hell yes Parlayed the spread and points under Obviously, Wilson under points, under yards Wow Were you browsing menus? It wasn't like that I was doing simple bets I ran out of my big bank roll

Damn I'm just like surviving now Yeah Every week is a war welcome yeah it's a blast you want to get into some college basketball don't i'll bet 23 games last time i see yeah what the people are winning on college basketball dude college basketball you can if you're if you can get to a fast it is one of the softest markets. It seems like it's so unpredictable. Oh, you're betting on 18-year-olds.

D2 teams. Oh, yeah. But it cuts both ways. It's unpredictable for Vegas, too. Yeah, that's what it's all about. They can't figure out the lines. There's days when there's like 100 games on. They can't get them all as sharp as that.

Last night, Michigan State favored by 16.5. They lose at home. Kentucky favored by 14.5. They win at home. Kentucky favored by 14 and a half. They win by 40. See? Do you touch this? No, but I speak the language. Yeah.

So I know what's going on. You watch every game? Literally every single game, yeah. Damn. Yeah, every one. So it gets pretty exhausting this time of year, but you got to do it, man. You got to grind the tape. You're a gym rat.

Yeah. I walked in this morning. That's what I'm here for. Che was watching the All-22 of the Bucs. And I saw him, and he was at his laptop, and he was giggling. He was going, really laughing at what he saw. I said, what are you watching? He said, I'm watching Bucs tape.

I don't know what he was laughing at on Bucs tape. He was grinding film, and it was very was very very what was entertaining to you i don't even remember the exact play to be honest okay but uh football play made you laugh sometimes yeah yeah if a guy gets knocked over you can see where that's startling right by the way i didn't tell you this jay but um we I have a guest coming in in an hour who's going to come on PMT. A friend of mine, Sam Schwartstein, who works for Amazon. That's his guy. I had an hour conversation with him a week ago. That's his guy.

That's an extraordinarily long conversation. That's his guy. An hour long conversation with him? He's my guy. Not anymore. When's the last time you had an hour long conversation with him? He is... Exactly. Sounds like this interview has got to be an hour-long conversation with him? He is – Exactly.

Sounds like this interview has got to be an hour and one minute. Yeah. But either way, I'm going to have him come stop in the act because he is – so he played offensive line for Andrew Luck at Stanford, works for Amazon Prime, does the alternate feed with like all the analytics and stuff, and he might be the number one data day fan on earth whoa like he gets so excited for data day um and just chase wrong opinions and everything

so it would be funny to see like a real football guy just interacting with che brother he called me last don't last week and he wanted he. He wanted insight on the box. We talk schemes. Don't you ever brother me again. I mean, we're running out of things I can call people now. Once you break 30 on the suicide, you're going to be letting it fly. Are you wearing a suit jacket? Wait, yeah, were you talking shit on us to Dave?

Not directly. Wait, what? You were saying I'm the only one that dressed up. We were downstairs hacky-sacking. You were up there talking to Dave, and you said, I'm top five dressed today. I said I was in the top 25% of best dressed today. My bad. No, sorry, most dressed up.

Top 25%? He was talking shit My bad. No, sorry. Most dressed up. Top 25%? He was talking shit. You did the math already? You're wearing Jordans and a t-shirt, Jay. And your own hat. Also. I can pretty much see your balls, Titus. I love.

He was. That wasn't even a joke. He like raised up. He raised up to see. Jay owns your ass, Titus. I literally did. I'm just trying to like jog collar walking you around. He could have just said that.

But he he looked up to see if he could see your balls. And he raised his voice. I'll have you know, these are Titus. These are rowback joggers I'm wearing. So you want to go ahead and walk that back? They're great pants, but you've got them hiked up pretty high. Think about sizing up, brother. Jesus Christ.

Oh, you got a brother. Jesus Christ. How's he doing? He has to be stopped. He has to be stopped. Chase, these chairs, you slide around. I'm sliding down. He's got a point there.

This is common knowledge. So, Jay, you narked on us to Dave? Yep. No, Dave said, he's like, why are you dressed up? Or no, he said, why are you wearing a suit jacket? I said, well, we got clients coming in today. I wanted to dress up. And he said, you're not dressed up.

And I said, yes, I am. Like, take a look around. Throws under the bus. That's totally throwing us. Yep. I went on the record. I am as most dressed up as i get i have a change of clothes in the car i'm not wearing sweatpants i'm wearing a suit

more dressed up than that yeah yeah i have a collared shirt and and not sweatpants that's dressed up that you're making my point what what is your point but you don't that i'm dressed up no but you count me in the 75 you're're more dressed up than me, you think. Not necessarily. I mean, yeah, for you, this is your dressed up. This is my dressed up. He narked on us. How many people do you think are here?

100? 50? No. I wonder if he's in the top 25% of best dressed up. Not even close. It's just a suit jacket over a t-shirt. Can I go around? Go. See if I can find people better dressed than Che.

Count the people. Go, spy cam, spy cam. And if Che was wrong, he has to go correct himself to Dave and say I'm actually in the top 30%. I think if you can find... Who? Paige? Her name's Paige.

She's here every day. She's the office manager. Yeah, you gotta try to evade her. Brandon doesn't see her as someone that you can learn their name. All right, Brandon. I think, Stephen, if he can find eight people more dressed up than you, I don't think you're in the 25%. Fair. You think there's 32 people here?

Ten people. Sure. Ten people. You got to find ten. Go find ten. Stephen, What's on legs? What's on feet? Yeah, we should spy I think Jake more dressed up. Yeah. No, no, we're gonna zoom it. We're gonna zoom it. He's gonna do he's gonna spike him Bray suit jacket branded stuff T-shirts on dress that's not up. That's a T-shirt. Chicago Yaks. Dress suit jacket. Jeans. I got nice shoes on.

Jordans. No, that's not dressed up. I am dressed up for this office. I'm not on Wall Street, but I'm dressed up. It's more like you're playing dress up. You have a suit jacket over gym clothes. Yeah. Yeah.

That's not dress up. Never mind. I can't. He's undefeated. Defeated. This is actually what you dress down to when you leave the office. Yeah. Godspeed to you, fellas.

I'm going to go ahead. I'm checking out of this. I mean, listen, the guy is, he can't be beat. Good luck. I'm cheering for you from the sidelines for the record, but I'm going to have to tap out of this. He got you yesterday. No, he owns you. He owns you. He owns.

This is stupid. This is stupid. What? What do you mean? This is stupid. Of course he owns you. He owns you. He owns. Is this stupid? Is this stupid? What? Are we going to do this? What do you mean? Is it stupid? Of course it's stupid. Why is it stupid?

Hey, dude. Everything's stupid with him. Why is it stupid? What are you doing? Brandon. Brandon. Brandon, come here. Come here.

Che's going to follow him. The thing is, the thing is this. You could find 50,000 fucking people in this office that are better dressed than him. You bring them all in here and he's going to look at them and just go yeah. And then W and throw a fist up.

Brother, I got you beat. Yeah, brother. I see your balls. I see your vagina. It's stupid. Wait, we're not doing it? I'm going to do it. Yeah, do it. TJ's going to send you the link. I would like to point out I'm wearing client pants today. This is the first time I've worn pants.

Those are nice pants. Yeah, good job. I appreciate it. Client pants. Dave, I told Dave I'm better dressed than him. Carl's better dressed. Carl's better. Carl, come here.

Carl's better dressed. Carl's better dressed. Carl, come here. There's better dressed. Carl's better dressed. Carl, come here. There's one. We found one. That's one. Carl's dressed like a college campus slackliner. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like he's like some weird.

Show us what you're wearing. Are those your reverse socks? Yeah. Wait, turn around, turn around. The socks are going the wrong way. Yeah, you got your socks on upside down carl looks where's your carl looks like you you pay him like thirty thousand dollars to go to like some camp called outer limits in colorado where he teaches you like to do something really scary it's a beer flight to purchase? It's taste testing. What?

Dak Prescott tried to buy that off of you? We got two. That's two. Oh, yeah. Better dressed, one. That's two. Carl is one. Carl's one.

That's two. Paige. Carl's dressed like he's sizing people for ski boots. Two. Three. Yep, three. Yep, three. Jerry is not. Don't go towards Jerry.

Jerry's covered in gunk. He's covered in gunk. What do you mean? He doesn't know where it came from. He's covered in gunk. What? Yeah. And he got out a Tide pen for a lot of gunk.

He's just got gunk everywhere? Yeah. You don't want gunk. I'd rather have gunk than crud I think I'd rather have crud than gunk Gunk implies volume and stickiness Crud implies smell Yeah, gunk is It doesn't smell bad

No, gunk is just weird But gunk is going to stick to you in mass You've got to get rid of your clothes. I think you can wash crud off. Crud is dry. Brandon just keeps circling. Crud is flaky almost. Brandon, where are you going?

I don't think he gets to lay out yet. No, he's lost. All right, we've got three right now. You know he's moving slow from yesterday. Yep, four. Oh, yeah. Four, Maggie, four. Damn.

Whoa. Better suit jacket. Definitely. Four. Go upstairs, four. Maggie, four. Better suit jacket. Four. Go upstairs, Brandon. And then I need Che to spy cam to apologize today for lying to him. Yes, if it's calculated. Brandon.

Pop-Pop's legs are sore. Oh, Brandon. And Jack's in the elevator right in front of him. Jack always has energy to take the stairs. He does. What's he doing? Is Brandon roughhousing? Jack dropped a...

Whose phone is that? He's got Joe and Neil. Joe is five. Joe is five. The Jerry is... I'm getting him to buy a little desk that he sits outside the golf simulator and like a valet rope. That's good. For tee times.

I played today. You did? Yeah. How many? This is six. Nice. What room is this? This is a conference room.

Six. Yep. Yep. Six. Yep. These poor people are like, what is going on? Oh, no. No. No.

Fuck that guy. No. Wait a minute. Brandon, Brandon, we can't just go up to people and say, like, six or five. Yeah. That's really fucking. Brandon, go back and apologize. You just said...

It does kind of look like... You just walked in and called her a six. It does kind of look like... Go back. Brandon, you have to go back. Apologize. Just be like,

you're a six person. You're not a six. It does kind of look like he's just counting the women. Which isn't an insult. Six is grossly underestimated. Yeah. We're fucked.

He's pointing at people. Oh, there we go. Yeah. We're fucked. He's pointing at people. Oh, there we go. Yeah, yeah. Seven. Seven. Nice. Brandon, tell him seven. Say he's a seven. Say he's seven. He's a seven.

Who's that? Meeks. Okay. This is good. No. No. Lissowski. Steve is going to be dead on.

Lissowski's wearing a Cosby sweater. Did he count it as eight? I don't know. Oh, no. Meeks is eight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. know. Oh, no. Meeks is eight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Looks way better. Meeks will be. Eight. Yeah. I'll give you Meeks. All right. Keep going? Yeah, keep going.

Go to the content side. Probably shouldn't go to the content side. Good job, Brandon. Should we just flip off? Corey. Oh, yeah. That's good. Smutledge. Keep him in his Brandon. Oh. Did you just flip off? Corey. Yeah, that's good. Smutledge. Keep him in his place.

No. No. What was that room? I don't know what that room is. I've never seen that room. Oh. We're hearing that those are not Barcelona, please. Oh.

Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Whoa. Hey, Jake. Jake is not. I knew Jake would come through. Yeah. Look at Jake. Oh, he looks go. Here we go. Whoa. Hey, Jake. I knew Jake would come through. Look at Jake.

Oh, he looks great. Close. Very close. Not even close. You're wearing khaki. You're wearing khaki. Jake is 100%. Better dress.

Hard yes. Hard yes. I'm wearing a t-shirt. I'm wearing a t-shirt. I'm wearing khaki pants. Yes, Jake. So is that a yes? Yes. I'm wearing cocky pants. Yes, Jake. So is that a yes? Yes.

Nine. One more. Uh-oh, this is where it's going to get tough. Who's he looking at? Oh, shit. Oh, wait a minute. Big T? Big T out of nowhere?

No. No. What are the pants? What are the pants? He's got jeans nowhere. No. No. What are the pants? What are the pants? He's got jeans on. It's close. It ain't. Oh, no.

Yeah, he thinks he's not dressed. Yeah, I'm wearing a polo and a beret. Tell him to take the polo. Wait, wait, polo. Big T's like good angle. Polo underneath. I like that. Big T's got some fire.

Always does. How many we got? Nine. Yeah T's got some fire. Always does. How many we got? Nine? Yeah, check the downstairs back. Yeah, you're right. We got more. Yeah. Che, I hope you're ready to apologize.

This is so funny, just walking around, just saying numbers to people. Oh, yeah, Che, you better, you got to go up to Dave and say I was wrong. Wait, Brandon, tell her it was because she's dressed up. Tell her it was because she's dressed up, Brandon. Nope. No. She's going to tell you she was a six because she's dressed up, not because she's actually a six.

Go back. Brandon, it conveyed that she was a six. Go back. Turn around, Brandon. Go back, Brandon. He's going down to take the elevator. Go back. Brandon, it conveyed that she was a six. Go back. Turn around, Brandon. Go back, Brandon. He's going down to take the elevator. Go back. Brandon, it really conveyed.

Six, hard yes. Hard yes. Megan. Oh, yeah, Megan. All right, so that's 10. We can run up the score. 10. We can run up the score. 10. Yep.

Yeah, Megan is 100% dressed up nicer than Shay. 10. Yeah, keep going. Megan then gets the 10. She's a 10, fellas. 10. Yes. Seeing it with my own two eyes. 10. A million times. We're all just fellas. 10. Yes. Seeing it with my own two eyes.

10. A million times. We're all just growling yes. Yes. Wood. Obviously. We're going to count her a wood. Oh, Cody.

Cody. Nah. No. Oh? Is that Mackenzie? Stand up. Spin around. Yes.

That's 11. 11. Yes. Absolutely. She's an 11 Oh, yes. Absolutely. She's an 11 out of 10. 11. She was hurting. Oh, yeah.

Anything to say, Che? I'll agree with those. We're at 11, right? I'll agree with those we're at 11 right I'll agree with those 11 okay so you now have to apologize to Dave sure he's taping BFF site now as soon as he's out

I'll shoot him a text and I'll text him right now and tell him to come back maybe barge in can we get a barge wheel let's get a barge wheel Big Cat would you sign off on a barge wheel. Big Cat, would you sign off on a barge? Yeah, I think I would.

Are we going after Donnie? I need a barge. Donnie. Oh, he's wearing too many clothes, Luke. Too much. Yes. That is a more expensive shirt. Oh!

Yeah. Dude, you would go viral as shit. Yeah, keep cooking like that. Make us a donut. Now slap that dough around, boy. Oh my god, lick the hole. Does that count? Does shirtless Donnie count as 12? Yes, 100%.

We should have him shirtless for the whole time. Whoa. Whoa. That was crazy. Good work, Brandon. Thank you, brother. We got 11? Yeah, 11. You know Chef Donnie only listens to old-timey war hymns? What? Yep.

Oh, we got it. Really? He told me he went on a date and he went back to his place and he put them on and he put on the war hymns and she was pretty weirded it. Yeah. He told me he went on a date and he went back to his place and he put them on. And he put on the War Hymns and she was pretty weirded out. Yeah. But then he recommended it. He was like, you've got to listen to this one. I was like, no.

What's an example? What is a War Hymn? He listens to marching tunes. Can we play 10 seconds of one, TJ? I'd imagine it's very much in the public domain. What do I look up? War Hymn? Yeah, War Hymn.

War Hymns. War Warhams. Warhams. Warhams. Yeah. What if he plays taps when he has a date coming? He plays a bugle before he puts a condom on. Yeah. Yeah, he's like a horse racing. It's like, listen, I won't play the taps if you don't make me wear a condom.

Yeah, like this is the shit he'll listen to in his headphones. No. Sent a shiver down your spine, didn't it, Brandon? Hey, Brandon, what was that? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. Sent a shiver down your spine, didn't it, Brandon? Hey, Brandon, what was that? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? What was that? What was that picture?

Go back to that, TJ. That was a totally inaccurate representation of this country. Whoa, hey. What the hell? If only, man. What's going on? Chef. Hey, yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef. He's very on? Chef. Hey, yes, chef. Yes, chef. He's very busy. You're very busy. Making tartare for the clients. Some tartare. What's up? What do you play? What music do you listen to?

What genre? Also, take your shirt off. What was this? I listen to that. Most music is pre-1950, 1940. Some of it's 1800s, like marching songs. How'd you get into that? Dude, it started with Bluegrass and slowly got older and older.

It started with Marty Robbins, Gunslinging Ballads, and then slowly started getting into... What was the one you said I had to listen to? You were like, nobody can't like this one. I don't know if nobody can. I said Molasses is a good song. Molasses. You recommend Molasses. But I wouldn't play that. I wouldn't know if nobody can I said molasses is a good song molasses you recommend molasses but I wouldn't play that one

I wouldn't play that one did you play that for a chick? did you play molasses for a chick? yes I did how did it go? not well how does molasses go? well the opening line is not good oh no they're written they're old fucking songs

wait what war is it from? It's from like the British colonies. It's like pre-revolutionary war. What the fuck, dude? Everything you do is so cool and then you erase it all. Wow. By recommending molasses. It's good music. I mean, some of it's like Union Dixie is like the Confederate National Anthem that Abraham Lincoln stole.

You're listening to that? No, Abraham Lincoln took it. He liked the tune so much he changed the words. It was the Union marching song. So this is where you like in the summer you roll the windows down, you're vibing in your car, driving around town. You're throwing this on? Yes.

Who touch tunes molasses? Marty Robbins is a good bridge. You know Marty Robbins? I'm aware of him. Yeah, he's got some good gunfighting songs. Wild West. Big Iron. Why are you using me good gunfighting songs. Wild West. Sure. Big Iron. Why are you using me?

Because you're the oldest guy here. Yep. El Paso. There you go. There we go. That's a good tune. There we go. Yeah.

I have a whole playlist. There's a lot of good ones. Is it strictly American war tunes? No, some of them are about... Imperial Japan. Yeah, actually strictly American. Mostly American. There's a big gap between Marty Robbins and war hymns from the 1860s.

Johnny Horton is like 1940. That's like Sink the Bismarck was about sinking German battleships. What the fuck, dude? Put your clothes back on, man. I'm tired off. I got to go back and finish the film. And the cold plunges. Wait, Donnie.

That's such an awkward. You went dicks out in the cold plunge too right so uh donnie i was a regular at the spy 88 in new york yep love the bath house um haven't been to one in chicago and i don't know if i ever will there's a great one in chicago i was telling you off off air that it's called red square uh It's the one on Division. No, no, no, on Division and I don't know the other street. But, yeah, it's a bathhouse. There's a men's section, women's section. Men, you can go cocked out.

Yeah, I understand you can go. Is there a societal pressure to go? No, I think if you have the choice, why not, you know? What happens to a giant limpy when you go into... Right, yeah. Gone. Everyone? All the giant limpies? You were in a pool, a plunge of about half a dozen men.

No, no, no. It's mostly one or two guys, Max. It's older guys, too, who love just chopping it up. So all the giant limpies go small? That's from what I noticed. They were all the same size. I wasn't examining that closely. Is it a great equalizer, or is it more of a...

I think it gets... Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it gets that cold. Do you have a giant limpy? No, no. Pretty average. Average limpy. But what about after the plunge?

Tiny. My balls get sucked up into, like, my... You fuck yourself. No, they just disappear. You ever had that? Your dick goes into you. You pointed a Mook? I'm digging myself a hole.

Does your dick go into you? Basically, yeah. That's gay. You got me. That was a brutal point for Mook. Yeah, you know. Your balls go inside you, Mook. I mean, I basically have a vagina when that happens.

I think we all do. Yeah. Can we play molasses as we watch him walk away? I'm interested in what molasses is. Oh, man. Do the high noon hat real quick while we wait for molasses. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon game day pack is back.

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Are we going to have some tonight? Are we allowed to sip high noons at the response pool? I think y'all are, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Brandon. Yeah. You think I should just crack one open? No.

Jerry, what's going on with the gunk? You have gunk on you? I got a Tide Pod. I got a Tide Stick. What was have gunk on you? I took, I got a, I got a tie pod to cut, tie pod. I got a, um. Tie pan? Tie stick to go. What was the gunk? Sit down for a second.

Um, it was, um, actually it was. You got gunked? Look at those shoes. No, actually rice. It was, um, it was dehydrated rice. That's gunk. That's gunk. Yeah.

That's probably the number one gunk. Yeah. Sorry about the The golf thing The guys here What I know because I seen a comment yesterday That's like

Oh it's a little loud one They were doing the yak Oh We haven't really I didn't notice We also have the We could close our windows Yeah

If we had to I feel like we're like A stoop chilling Yeah Yeah Just people walking by This is exactly what I wanted Just got a porch.

Yeah. It's cool. It is in 40s. How's the golf pro life going? Good. I organized everything. We got a lot of extra stuff. Some other stuff I ordered today.

But it's good. It's good. Let me ask you this, Jerry. Are you making time for yourself? Are you getting out there? Not as much as I would like. Not as much as I would like. A lot of admin work.

Yeah. You might have to resign as golf pro. Yeah, but no. Have you played like a full 18? Yeah, I played a full 18. Yeah, I played yesterday. Any pars? Any birdie?

A couple pars, one birdie. Nice. Plus 20. Oh, that's not bad. No, I think it's a little more forgiving, though. Yeah. Are you going to have a banned list? Are you going to suspend people?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's why I kind of wanted – I know Brandon is against this, but I wanted to kind of have a tee time kind of list because – Why is Brandon against this? You're the golf pro. You get to decide. No, no, no, no.

Brandon doesn't get to decide. No, I showed – me and Titus came out of our show. Titus didn't have a problem with it, but I did. I walked in there. Me and Titus are literally the only other two people here besides Jerry. I walked in and started to play. He said, do you have a tea time?

I'm not doing that stupid crap. We're the only people here. No, but you have to reserve a tea time. No, I actually... Let him do that stupid crap. No, Brandon. My thing is this. I'm not going to ban him yet. My thing is this. You want to hear my thing? Ban him. No, no, no, don't. Ban him. I'm not going to ban him yet. My thing is this.

I feel like it's pretty annoying if, hey, if like let's say Hank and Chaps are playing a nine-hole match and then you have somebody coming in and it's like, hey, can I get a couple shots? Right. But, Jerry, I walked up and nobody was there. But all you have to do is say, Jerry, can we get a tee time? Yeah. And I'm giving you the tee time, Jerry, can we get a tee time? Yeah. And I'm giving you the tee time. And it would have been the tee time.

But what if someone had a tee time for 10 minutes after we started, Brandon? I don't know. I guess I would have gotten off. Yeah. Yeah. So all you have to do is ask him for a tee time. Yeah. I actually do like it because there's a world where, like,

Hank will just be out there for. Right. Jerry said himself he's going to play for six hours straight. We need somebody to step in and say. Jerry, you know what we need to do? And maybe, Steven, you can talk to sales about this. We need to so we actually get paid for it, but we should have a rack of polos, rowback polos.

So when people get tee times, they have to put on a polo. I don't want people playing in sweatshirts. I know. I want to respect the course. We're above that, yeah. I don't want people playing in sweatshirts. I know. I want to respect the course. We're above that, yeah. I do want to have a tournament here where it's like, hey, everybody gets dressed up. We play. I love it.

That'd be awesome. Yeah. You also should maybe get some sunscreen. Yeah, whatever. Do the whole thing. Just in case. Waters. Yeah, it'd be fun.

Oh, you could also be a cart girl. Exactly. Yeah. Cart guy. Does it make those? That doesn't hit the same. Like a male nurse? Doesn't hit the same.

I could dress up as Gina and do the cart guy. Yeah. I would like to see Jerry the cart guy out there. Dave wasn't happy this morning. Why? Who knows? What was he upset about? Oh, this is all we do now is play golf. Oh, well, yeah, of course you can say that.

Yeah, he saw us hacky-sacking, didn't love that either. Yeah, it's like, oh, he's like, I'm blogging. Yeah, we're golfing. Get in that place this night. Oh, man. Dave has an office here. That's great. Yeah.

I would like for him to come around more, you know? I would, too. I would love it. It would be really cool. Rico, is he in would too I would love it It'd be really cool Rico Is he in today? I think so It'd be cool

He's a guy who can quickly get suspended From a Yeah I think you should maybe Think about suspending this guy He's got a bad attitude Brandon? Yeah

Sure He doesn't respect the golf program One hour suspension Okay Starting now No thank you Fair? That's fair

What happens when somebody comes in on the weekend And you're not here That's fine You can do that But leave it the weekend And you're not here That's fine You could do that But leave it nice You know Yeah This morning I came in

It was Whatever Oh No names No research Any leads No leads No leads

We gotta find out Jerry You gotta keep that thing fresh Yeah as long as it's not terrible You know what I mean Okay I did inventory this morning We got I did inventory this morning. We got... I did because, you know,

this stuff is expensive. Yeah. People stealing it. Yeah. People like free stuff, but this isn't really free stuff. Right, right. Okay.

Well, good. Run a tight ship. Try them. Yeah. Jerry texted me last night and he was like, I'm thinking about going back to the office Just to hang out

It was like 10 o'clock He tweeted at like 11 He was like How do I get out of my house Yeah He's the right man For the job

I'll say that He's gonna take it seriously Crack some skulls What's his title What would you call him Golf pro Golf pro Yeah

He's golf pro Head groundskeeper Slash golf pro He's gonna get a little Head groundskeeper slash golf pro. He's going to get a little plaque. Car girl as well. Car girl. He is a car girl as well.

Che, you have to go apologize to Dave. Yeah, I texted Austin. He's in BFFs until 1.30. All right. Well, let's... Barge will? We made a request for him to come on after that. Okay. Manscaped, by the way mary ball balls miss from our friends over at manscaped uh manscaped is the best place to get all of your

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Like, full-on disaster. Yes. No. Oh, my God. Thank God. It'll be tomorrow. Will tomorrow not be more of a disaster? Tomorrow's worse.

No, because I will plan it. Well, I'm going to get in a suit for the invitation anyway. I hate that. Today would have been a disaster because I did not plan it, and we have so much shit going on all day, so that would have been a disaster. A true disaster. Tomorrow also I think we're going to draft our dodgeball team for Thursday.

You guys ready to play some dodgeball? This is just the Yak crew? No, it's going to be everyone in the office. It'll be the first office stream. I love that. Ronan and I are going to be commentating. So four of us will be captains? And we'll draft the full office team?

We could do it that way. We could figure out a way to do it on the wheel. Will and Taylor will be here. It's going to be a packed house. Four teams. Let's make a packed team. I thought it was four. It might be four.

It might be six. I think teams of five would be the perfect number. So how are we going to is it like a tournament? Yeah, it's going to be a tournament. Okay.

Yeah. Let's pick Taylor last. Let's make a packed. Let's watch him squirm. Yeah. That's a good call. Yeah, it's going to be great though.

Thursday the boys will be here. I'm injured. I'm worried about my body holding up. That's not injured. Are you wearing pug socks? Oh, yeah. I got the dog in me, dude.

Is that the dog? Wait, that's 13. That's definitely more dressed up than Steven. Yeah. I got my best socks, best pants on, my perth hoodie. Feeling good. My perth hoodie. My perth hoodie. You good. My perth hoodie.

You're rubbing your cap. The cap's busted, dude. That's what... Is that from us pushing you? Yeah. How? What do you mean, how? Yeah, how?

Yeah, I didn't think you took that big of a bump either. I took a bump. These boys said they were pushing me towards the basket trying to help me out. You're going at a faster pace than if you were running. True. I'm limping. Titus, who was the worst team that

beat the best team yesterday, if any? The big upset was James Madison over Michigan State. They're really good. James Madison is a good team. Michigan State's 4th. Michigan State. But they're really good. James Madison is a good team. Michigan State's four. Michigan State was ranked fourth in at-home. Oh, wow.

And were they one for 20 from the three-point line? One for 20. Yeah. We missed 14 free throws. Yeah. But Big Cat says they're going to win the national championship. We did that combo. Tune into the Mark Titus show. We literally, yesterday afternoon,

talked about the college basketball season and I have Michigan State as my winner of it all. And then they lost. It felt good. It felt good to have one day into the season. If they lose to a good team, it starts the DVD

off perfectly. Like Matt Ramos, number three high schooler beat the number one D1 guy. I was just going to Like Matt Ramos, number three high schooler, beat the number one D1 guy. I was just going to say Matt Ramos. Wait a minute. Beat the number one. So the number three guy in high school upset the number one guy in high school at a college tournament and then beat the number one guy in the nation,

the kid who pinned Spencer Lee. Is that really an upset? Three over one? Three in high school over one in Division I. That's insane. Yes. Whoa. Right.

It's unheard of. But then he lost to the number 16. Why were they wrestling each other? At an open tournament. They just wanted to be free for all. It's for red shirts, backups, high schoolers, if they want. By a high school junior? His name is Marcus Blaze?

Marcus Blaze. So Marcus Blaze upset Jax Forrest, who was another high school sophomore who I was talking about. We're getting close to statutory here. This is the least sexual thing. Is this legal? What's he doing to him?

He's gripping him. Is that not dangerous, KB? No, I mean... No offense, CJ, that sounded very pussy. No, there's a penalty. It looked pretty bad. This new era of high school kids, they're evolving. They're so much better at scrambling and defending shots.

It's insane. Do you think they're doing more jiu-jitsu because of the UFC, how popular that is? No, I think they're just specializing in wrestling from a younger age and more intensely, like two a days. Stupid question, what's not allowed in wrestling? A lot. Most things that are cool.

Anything that's fun to watch is not allowed. Yeah, but that happened. How often does catastrophic injury happen? Not as much as other sports. Okay. Not as much as football. If there were to be a Not as much as football. If there were to be a concussion,

like, scandal in wrestling, what would it be? Cauliflower ear? Like, what would be the thing, like, we don't know the infection? Cauliflower is pretty... Yeah, what's like a... Non-consequential. What's like...

Staph infections? Basketball has torn ACLs. We're like... It would be... It just feels like it happens every so often. I'm not hip to what's going on. When I was in college,

it was 100% skin infections like herpes. Oh, my God. Did everybody have herpes? There was times. I think probably 40% of our team got pretty chronic herpes outbreaks on their faces and heads, scalps. Weren't you hospitalized? I was, yeah. Jesus.

Non-sexual, but. Yeah. Yeah. That's even worse. Right. it was the breaking point of my life Wait I thought bed bugs was the breaking point of your life Yeah that was post I guess uni but Dude when your face has herpes and you also haven't been having any sexual activity Oh yeah

There is no worse feeling when your face is riddled with herpes you can't open your mouth all the way because of the herpes because of the herpes sores yeah man that's a huge bummer that's just like tearing your i had to have my parents pick me up from college because I was too herpy to drive. Oh, my God. What? Yeah. It's been long, and it's been 10 years now. I'm comfortable a little bit talking about it, but yeah.

You were too herpy to drive. Right. Jesus Christ. No, actually, I drove to Cambridge, and they picked me up in the middle because I couldn't finish the drive to Wheeling. Because herpes. Because the herpes hurt too bad, or they were, like, closing your eyes? I don't know, man. I was also cutting weight for an upcoming tournament that I knew I probably couldn't compete in.

You're just a mess. So I was starving and herped. No. Fuck. Was it, like, haunting to look at like where you yeah i have the my dad has the picture he'll just like text it to me randomly just to like remember there's your this is also you just a reminder oh he just texted it to him no he didn't he watched me listen what up greg oh is it gross send it no i can't why it's not bad yeah i can't let anyone see mr

winoy send it to me let me look at it this is i'll give you an honest reaction oh my god oh my god oh my god kyle i gotta see it holy you have to send it to everyone absolutely not come here come over to me and brand over to me and Brandon He looks like he fell Face first into A scalding hot Oil and marinara pit You can imagine how it felt Come on, share with the class

Share with the class This is like the new Two girls, one cup Kyle's face Watch people react to Kyle's face This is like the new two girls, one cup. Yeah. Kyle's face. Watch people react to Kyle's face. Titus, I want you to respect me too much. What about me and Brandon? I'll tell you guys after.

That's a fair. That sucks, man. I can't even be mad at that. You're such a cool, handsome guy, you don't get to look at the homies' herpes. Wait, that means you don't respect me at all. He you right away damn it sorry it's all right it's all right i've seen you at your lowest now man were you you were in the hospital for that no i just went to the dermatologist okay what happened they misdiagnosed me as um as impetigo okay which is a different thing one's a virus one's an infection so i was taking the wrong medicine it was getting worse that's

brutal damn kyle you've been through it man you're tougher than anyone here that's a fact i think i handled that we already thought that. We always thought that, but now it's very much confirmed. Toughest motherfucker alive. Jay, how did you know it was an election day? Is it an election day? Yeah, there's no NBA on tonight. Because it's an election day? Yes.

Who's getting elected? I don't know. How would I know that? It's like noon. Oh, so you only know it's not election day because there's no NBA. Who's in the election? Oh, I don't know who's in the election. You found out it was election day because NBA is not playing games. Yes. That makes sense.

And I got a bunch of text messages about vote for this person. But those were today. Are you going to vote for any of them? I haven't changed my license yet. I have a DMV appointment in like a week. What the fuck do they elect? It'll be years before I change my license. What do they elect?

Something. Senators, congressmen, who knows? Wait, Brandon, you haven't changed it yet? No. Then you're going to have to take a driving test. Why? If you wait longer than 90 days, you have to retake your driving test. We can go together because I have to take it.

I do too then. You guys should go together. Fuck. I need his car anyway. What if you wait like three years? I waited three years. Yeah, I haven't changed mine. I'm not changing.

Yeah, wait. How do they know the 90 days? I should be like, yeah, I moved here. I moved here yesterday. 89 days ago. You have to show proof of residency. I'll show them a bill from my car. I'll show them a bill last week.

In the event of what? You have to show a lot of residency. I'll show them a bill from last month. I'll show them a bill last week. In the event of what? You have to show a lot of things. You have to show them a lot of new things. You've got to show your asshole. You've got to show them a lot of things. I'll just go back to Jersey and re-up there. Look at that. But you have to...

In Jersey, I think you'd have to show a lot of things as well. No, all I have to do now is renew. Where would they send it? I don't know. Who knows? Maybe I just won't have to show a lot of things as well. No, all I have to do now is renew. Where would they send it? I don't know. Who knows? Maybe I just won't have a driver's license. No, I'm not getting a Illinois one. Let me see when mine expires.

What state? California? California, yeah. Every time I get a new driver's license in a new state, it makes me sad to not live in Mississippi, so I just get closer and closer to living there. So I don't even want to do it. You're not happy right now?

Mine expires next. I'm happy. How long have you been out of Mississippi? Mine expires in June. Four years this time. Damn. Yeah.

Your life changed? Yeah. Yeah, would you say it's better or worse? You couldn't go back. Better in some ways, worse in others. Yeah.

You couldn't go back. What ways has it gotten worse? Uh, you know, there's a constant dread and misery of getting on the road in the morning. Oh. And, you know, I used to get in my car, and I would drive

to work, and I would be there in three minutes. Maybe this is a... It's an incredible job. So it's really just the commute that you don't like. Yeah, you could have done that here. You could live right over there. There are places you could have lived right over here. I need a lake.

He needs a lake. There's a really big one here. Oh, that's true. What if you just moved the whole Walker family into a condo building on Lakeshore Drive? That's my lake. Right there. You could probably honestly store the boat you have in an apartment or a condo oh yeah just keep it in there okay just like pull it out you want to take it out

on lake michigan like additional seating you sons of bitches that think my boat was small me and my buddy came over my neighbor buddy and uh we lifted the boat out of the water and put it up on my ramp for safekeeping this winter so it doesn't you know there's going to be ice. It was very heavy. So that means you're weak. I'm not weak. It was very heavy. It took two of us, and we winched it, and I had to get down in the water.

The water was very cold. I didn't have feelings in my legs and calves for about six hours. But we got it. So you have like a super dense teeny weeny boat. No, no, no. It's an average-sized boat. Five people capacity. I'd like to correct something.

I think Brandon's the toughest guy here now. Yeah, he lifted up that really heavy little boat. He had to stand in really cold water for over 30 seconds. No, no, no. It was like six minutes. What? Yeah. Did you have a limpy?

Not very much, yeah. What's it look like afterwards? Like a grub worm and a turtleneck. Wait, how? So you're uncircumcised. We need to draw that. A grub worm and a turtleneck? I would rather look at Kyle's herpy face than hear that again.

Holy shit. Grub worm and a turtleneck. We need someone to draw a grub worm and a turtleneck. Is a grub worm a smaller worm? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a pupating worm, right? It looks kind of like a caterpillar, right?

Oh, it's a pupating worm. You feed them to, like, chameleons. Yeah. Okay. Or iguana. A little grub worm and a turtleneck. What color is the turtleneck? At that time, probably purple, blue, something like that.

A very cold color. I have a hyper-colored penis, though. When it gets warm, it gets... Hyper-colored? Mm gets hyper color super chromatic am i just very old did y'all not have hyper color growing up hyper color shirts is that when you touch the shirt it changes color yeah that's pretty cool yeah your dick does that oh yeah yeah i remember those when i touch my ticket changes colors you remember that's pretty cool yeah no i remember it i remember it awesome. Yeah. That technology was, yeah.

Thought that was the future. Oh, there we go. AI. Almost, yeah. That's exactly what your penis looked like. A grub worm and a turtle neck. I didn't know they had those cute faces, but yeah. How do you do the AI?

Yeah, I would never stop using. Wow. Aw. You just type in grub worm and a turtle neck and it gives you this. But where do you type it in? Microsoft Bing has a good one. And do you have to pay for it or sign up for it? You get credits and then after you run out of those, you have to pay for it.

That's my penis. What is the legitimate use of this? Because 99% of people are just doing this shit, right? You're just searching. Yeah. You just want to think of a phrase real quick is a uh a lot of juice in those hands yeah yeah juicy yeah like are businesses using this for a purpose like is there any like is this stimulating the economy in any way

or are people just shitposting? I think they're just shitposting. A lot of shitposting. A lot of Peter Griffin. Yeah, can you give me Glenn Quagmire with a Thanos glove? Yeah, we have amazing technology and everyone's just like,

let's make Peter Griffin drink lean right now. It's always Peter's drink, drink it double-cupped. But I think, you would think that some major corporations are using it yeah but i can't figure out like what the purpose no it's what what is what it would be it's for people to just go viral it's just like yeah well show me uh sec fans if they were animals and they just look at that top left Oh yeah

Is that Black Quagmire? That's Black Quagmire It's Elvis Peter What the hell Shit's on a lordy Glenn Baby Davis Quagmire That's so fucking funny did I watch

Interstellar last night oh you're still doing the movie thing I only know as people saying it's very good I don't like this

it was very depressing it was it made me cry almost except for that one funny scene we talked about it before the guy

when they get off the planet that ages you like 75 years he's just standing there he's like I've been waiting for you and he's like 90 Murph

Murph Murph he's like what's up guys I've been sitting here 75 years that time thing fucked me up yeah

yeah it's an okay movie I saw it with Hank in the theater I didn't quite understand it I had to go watch a YouTube video afterwards did you watch the one Hank and I think made a YouTube review video I don't think that was the one I want shit I love those review content creators yeah the guys that are just super nerdy they have the YouTube YouTube voice. And it's right to the point. I was watching black dudes listen to MGMT for the first time last night.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, these guys are funky. Black guys listen to Chris Stapleton for the first time. Oh, yeah. His brother has soul. That's like a cheat code video. Just always funny.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like a cheat code video Just always funny Yeah Oh yeah Black guys listening to like Lil Mabo Being like this white boy can Can rap Alright let's see where he's gonna go with this Yeah Lil Mabo

Who is that? You know Lil Mabo? I've heard of him Oh is he the guy He was beating with Blueface? Yeah He took He took Chris Sean

Look at me Yeah you're tapped in Look at me Tapped in Oh, is he the guy he was beating with Blueface? Yeah, he took Chris Sean. Look at me. Yeah, you're tapped in. Look at me. You see Blueface at the Rams game? Yeah. Matt Stafford's wife got mad at him. Yeah. At Blueface?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Not at Matt. No, Nicky Smokes is my portal. He explained it all to me. The whole beef. Mabu took...

Well, that's a lot of faith on your part to just take his word on anything. He's plugged in. Yeah. I mean, he could tell you anything. I don't think he would. Oh, prankster. We should tell Nicky Smokes

to do a prank tonight. Prank Dave? Well, we should just be like, look, there's a lot of clients coming. They want new content ideas to get behind. Exciting, funny stuff. What would be a better time to do a prank than tonight? Showcase it firsthand.

Who's going to spike the punch? Yeah. With blue chill. Imagine 90 clients with boners. The Nicky Smokes. That is exactly what it is. Arab heaven. imagine 90 clients with boners no limpies tonight that guy is a prankster yeah what would happen if you take like a blue chew and get in the cold plunge is it a tiny hard dick oh that'd be oh for your life well he's thought about this. Oh. I don't know.

You couldn't have a tiny heart. Add boner ice plunge to the wheel. Put boner ice plunge into AI. Yeah, TJ, please. TJ? You're impatient for your anything graphic. What do you mean? We just did grub worm turtleneck. Yeah, but that was...

Those are both actual things. Can we do Ice Plunge Arousal? No. Can we do Ice Plunge Penis? Ice Plunge Rob Cop? Big hard dick. Pull up Ice Spice with a dick right now. That one got Zah.

Thank you, Zah. There we go, Zah. What's up, Zah? Where have you been, Zaha There we go, Zaha What's up, Zaha? Where have you been, Zaha? Oh, damn Zaha, where have you been? Behind the screen You can't see me anymore

No, no, no I mean, like, you were Were you gone? You were gone for a few days Yeah, I was gone on Friday One of my brothers got Well, one of my friends got married So I was gone

I was in Tampa What was the brothers there? What's up? He's like blood to you Yeah, he's my boy He's my boy Yeah, so was in Tampa. What was the brothers there? What's up? He's like blood to you. Yeah, he's my boy. He's my boy. Yeah, so we're down in Tampa for the weekend, and that was a movie. That was a movie?

Oh, yeah. Any strip clubs? Nah, nah, nah. We stayed off. We stayed in the bougie areas. We didn't go to Mons Venus and them. Oh. Yeah, no, I think I'm past that in Tampa.

What's Mons Venus? Bro, the greatest strip club on the planet. It's pretty crazy. It's probably second just to Tootsies. But yeah, Tootsies, the wings take it over the top. Mons Venus is quite something. Mons Venus? Yeah.

Tampa's got so many good strip clubs. Yeah, Odyssey. What makes a good strip club besides good titties? Wings, food. In particular, wings. Titties is probably number one. Are titties number one? No, actually, no. I think it goes pussy, wings, titties.

No, I think it's wings now. You go to strip clubs for pussy? You're nutty. You've lost your damn mind. Who doesn't go to strip clubs for pussy? Pussy is number one. I was joking, right?

It was a joke. It was way... Taking a girl to the back room. Let me see that pussy. Guys, I was joking around. No way, man. We got you.

Oh, I hope that's a good pussy. Shake your pussy. Shake your pussy for me. Just go to a strip club that's all topless and be like, what the fuck is this?

Oh, no. Yeah. When are they going to show me the pussy? Buzza, how could it have been a movie if we didn't get any vague tweets

about someone at Barstool? Yeah, no, it was, I had my couples around me, so they had

their phones. They had my phone on me, so they had their phones. They had my phone on them. Okay, good. But it was, trust me, it was a movie. There's nothing. Actually, you know what? You should have picked up on it. I slipped up.

Oh, what? I slipped up. All of you should have picked up on it. What did you slip up on? In the group chat. Did you drunk text us? I did. What did you say?

I certainly did. What? I certainly did i certainly did i woke up the next morning i wanted to oh my god i blocked your number but i wait so you drunk yep it was very vague that that monster text in the group after after the kid i forgot who who sent the kid actually after brandon's picture from from from the high school game oh monster i monster. I thought you were talking about the – I just said the word monster. I was.

I thought you were talking about the – That made sense. Yes, I was, but Asoba Zah would have never done that. How do you do a same monster? What do you mean, said monster? It's a picture of a high school football player that's large, and you just said monster. Asoba Zah would never do a perfectly logical text.

Brandon said number 77 is listed at 68330. And then Zah said monster. That was completely in line with the conversation. I was blackout drunk by then. I was gone. Arsenal had lost. You know what? Now that I'm looking at it, it does seem drunk.

It's out there. I see it now. Is it? No, it's monster. It's just one more of the monster it's always fucked up oh wait in this context yep yep he's fucked up can't confirm it can't be a movie unless i wake up and see a tweet from you and then have to go on like a deep dive on what you're talking about never find it it. Nah, we're. That's the true Zah. Nah, nah. It's like some people don't respect me and I've taken names. And then you go and you're like, what is he talking about?

Yeah. Nah, none of that no more. None of that no more. We'll see this weekend. None of that in Chicago, actually. I haven't been out in Chicago. I've only been to the bar, to the Barstool Bar. That's it.

Have you tweeted out a picture of you hung over with your forearm over your forehead? Last one was Tech Guy Andrews' wedding, which was not in Chicago. Okay. How was that wedding? Phenomenal. Did he get the money that he shook us all down for? Oh, yeah. So I couldn't follow up on the day because he was just everywhere with everybody.

He was getting married. Yeah. But it was great, man. It was out in Long Island. Very nice and all that. Shout out to them. He was getting married. Yeah. But it was great, man. It was out in Long Island. Very nice and all that. Shout out to them. He did thank me. And he was very appreciative for anyone who gave money.

Yeah. He deserves it. TJ is a rock star. Guy rocks. Okay, what else we got, boys? We got 15 minutes to apology time. Oh, yeah. How got, boys? We got 15 minutes to apology time. Oh, yeah. Wait, how was Tiffany Gomez?

Good. Good? In what way? When you say how was she? I'm implying Hank. How did Hank do? Good. In what way do you mean how was she, though?

Like, fun to be around? Oh, yeah. Was she a normal person? Yeah, they went to the Iowa Northwestern game. I didn't think that was that polarizing of a question. No, I'm just making it awkward for you. Yeah, she was totally normal. Yeah, I felt terrible.

See, it worked. Whoa, Luke. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm blacked out like Zaha saying something normal. I'm just trying to find a moment so that people forget the fact that I said, look at pussy, it's true. That was your number one. Number one.

Wings was two. Pussy wings. I guess was two. Pussy wings. I guess titties. The big three. Pussy wings, blue cheese, celery, titties. Free shirts. I like titties. They're top eight at strip club.

I mean, you can see titties on your computer. Yeah, fat. That's why wings are number one. You also don't have to pay a monthly fee to see tits. IRL titties are different. Yeah, they do hit different. They always do. Yeah.

Don't get me started about IRL poops. I think I like virtual pussy more than IRL. IRL pussy hits like a pitcher. That's just four-dimensional. I like my pussy pixelated. Oh my god. A pitcher. We're having fun.

We're having a lot of fun lot having a good time out we should we should do a super cut of this show to show all of uh the sponsors coming in today what uh what's everyone's responsibility for the uh barstool invitational uh i don't know have we locked that in i'm doing everybody in this room who's on the who's on the and him. And who else? We're the desk. We are... That's it. We are... Can PFT join? I guess. Yeah. PFT can join, I guess. Yeah. PFT would be fun. I mean, he's... His team is number one in the country right now.

Best win in the country. Who's leading? We planned a lot of two-man... Yeah, we should just throw all that... We should just throw everything out. Just throw it all out. I guess we don't have to get the clothes now. Keep the receipt for the... We don't have to get the outfits. I would like, PFT wants to do something. The two-man outfits.

Can he do that? Can he do it? Yes, of course he can do it. I mean, he's a very funny guy. He likes sports. One of the funniest. He's a good friend of mine. I can vouch for him.

You want me to vouch for him? I'll vouch for him. I'll vouch for him. If he's not chill, it's on me. Why don't we get Dan in, too? I don't think Dan would ever come on a show with us, though. Yeah, but if Dan doesn't come on the show, you and I could not do it. I would like it cleared up right now.

Would you just like to announce a game tomorrow night? Someone tweeted me last night and said, is Brandon mad that you haven't gone on Mostly Sports yet? I have not been invited on Mostly Sports. That's fine. I would. I want it on the record. I would. I haven't been invited. Okay. And I, if

you don't ever want to invite me, that's fine. But I don't want people to be like, oh, Big Cat doesn't like Mostly Sports. What do you want to do, Brandon? What do you want to do? Well, I was going to invite him Thursday, but I've already invited PFT. We'll let you know, big guy. We'll let you know.

What about Dave? Dave's here. Huh? Dave's here. Fuck Dave. Oh. Okay. What?

Listen, if my invite comes 10 years from now, I'll be happy. Cranky. You, by the way. Oh. What's up, boy? No, no, no no no what you've been calling me pop-up i heard it too when can we play the clip of randy getting out of the car hold on because i heard that like out of nowhere i went to dinner with my neighbor the other day and i was like he helped me and i took him out to dinner he helped you and i was like uh you know i got him start listening to the yak and I took him out to dinner he helped you and I was like uh you know I got him start listening to the yak and we're riding down the road he goes

so they call you pop pop huh yeah we do no just that one asshole everyone else nobody Kyle's never called me pop pop Titus never called me pop pop just you pop pop I uh I do like the way you say it yeah it's endearing it's endearing. It's very nice. I heard something about you, Brandon. Uh-oh. From White Sox Dave. Okay. I sat down, he's like, that asshole Brandon.

Oh, yeah. That's so Dave. Yeah, that asshole Brandon. He waved to me in the car and then drove off and almost ran over a fucking Basset Hound. Not even. What? Jesus Christ. Not even close to what happened. And he said almost the old lady too.

Almost the old lady too and it looked like she just got cleared of cancer. Okay, hold on. Where's that motherfucker at? Go get him. That's what he told me. He almost ran over a basset hound yesterday. Was there a basset hound? Were you in your car? There was a basset hound. Let me tell you the story.

We need him here. We need him here and here so we can have a back and forth. He might be in the goal. Let me see if he's in the goal. A Basset Hound. Yeah, he was talking mad shit. And, like, you didn't care at all. You sped.

He's coming. He's coming? Yeah, he's coming. Let's call him. Titus, I don't need to answer. He's coming he's coming yeah he's coming let's call them titus i don't need it he's coming i still want brandon to yeah people think that i hate mostly sports like i i like mostly sports yeah it's you who i consider a good friend and also brandon and also we're trying to build a show organically and not just have cheap hops of like you you know yeah like you coming on and just what the fuck

800 shirts later uh you almost hit a basset hound if he can name the dog that means it happened no no no i want that lion piece of shit in here like that's a's a clear, like, if you're in a courtroom. This is dumb. He's winning right now because he has such a fine detail. Can I tell my story? He knows everything about it. That asshole Brandon.

I was leaving. I was on the street. He was on the sidewalk. There were, like, cars parked. Like, he's 20 feet away on the sidewalk. He is walking on the sidewalk there were like cars parked like he's 20 feet away on the sidewalk he is walking on the sidewalk there's a dog there's a basset hound and an owner

on the sidewalk with Dave I'm in the car I said Dave fuck you and I thought the guy heard me I was like sir not you basset hound is the best breed of dog that's a beautiful dog and then I kept going

that's all that happened the dog was in the road I didn't know you lying piece of shit you lying motherfucker get him Dave get him Dave get him Dave what am I lying about The dog was in the road. I didn't know. You lying piece of shit. You lying motherfucker. Get him, Dave. Get him, Dave. Get him, Dave.

What am I lying about? Get him like you know Scott got passed it down. Stop. Tell me the story of what happened yesterday. I don't know what story you're talking about. We've said Basset Hound like 30 times. I wasn't watching. You almost murdered a little Basset Hound puppy and an old lady crossing the street.

A, there was no old lady. Yeah, she was like 80. B, the basset hound was full grown. You don't know that. I can see it. Basset hounds don't get very big. Yes, they do. This dog was this long.

I'm chasing the ball right now. You almost murdered the dog regardless of its age. Where was the dog? Would it be better if it was a full grown? On the street? Yeah. You dumb cunt. The dog was on the street yeah the dog was you dumb cut the dog was on the sidewalk what does that matter you're driving recklessly like a freak

and it wasn't on he wasn't on the sidewalk he almost hit me pulling out of the parking yeah i did that on purpose yeah and then you almost hit the basset hound because i never got within 50 feet of the bass you got within two feet of the basset hound. You got within two feet of the basset hound. You're a freak. You're a lying piece of shit. I'm not. He tried to run down a basset hound. The legs were dragging on the ground and everything.

TJ, AI, a Jeep Wrangler running over a basset hound. You fucking liar. What does this benefit you? Let's just see. What did I say to the guy? What did I say to the guy? You apologized, then you sped off. Well, I scraped the dead body off the ground, basically.

He's dead now. Probably. I apologized because I was telling you you were an asshole. I thought if the guy thought I was talking to him, I said, Sir, that's a beautiful dog. Bass and hounds are the best dogs. I almost killed it. I wasn't within 75 feet of the dog.

He got pretty close. He had to yank the dog back. The dog was on the sidewalk where you were. That's not true. He had to yank the dog. He had to yank the dog back. The dog was on the sidewalk where you were. That's not true. He had to yank the dog back. You were close enough. What is benefiting you right now? What is benefiting you right now?

I love the reaction, for one. Okay, well, just a line? Wait, no, no, no. Okay, wait, wait. Did you put in guys? No, it was a puppy bastard hound. In fact, I bet we could get the guy over here. That dog...

It wasn't near that big. That dog was that big. No, it wasn't. That was a full-grown basset hound. I don't think it was a full-grown basset hound. TJ, can you put in Brandon Walker driving like a freak? Yeah. Please.

He's driving like a freak. He's driving like a freak. How do you drive like a freak? He was driving like a freak. He was driving like a freak. And in turn, almost killed a little helpless basset hound. Tiny little... It meant you were driving like a freak? You drive like a freak. And in turn almost killed a little helpless basset hound. Tiny little. It meant you were driving like a freak.

I hate this motherfucker. I can't believe. Why would you even make this up? What am I making up, Brandon? The dog. I never got with 75 feet of the dog. You keep changing the number every time. How is anybody supposed to believe you?

You got to be like Brandon Walker from Barstool Sports. Driving like a freak. Mostly sports. The dog was on the sidewalk where you were. There was no old lady. How did you almost hit me? That was in the parking lot before we got on the street. The dog was right there next to me, Brandon.

The dog was at the end of the street. It was at the end. We were walking side by side. We were walking side by side. We were walking side by side. The dog was at the stop sign on the next street. Him and I were walking side by side. The dog was at the stop sign on the next street. Him and I were walking side by side the entire time.

Is that how Brandon's driving? Is that what you saw, Dave? He looks like he looked like a freak. Awful ratio. Now, do you guys think Brandon would be a kind of guy to get road rage? Yes. That's me. Yeah. That is you, Kyle. That's you. Yeah. That is you, Kyle.

That's you driving with herpes. Yeah. Halfway over. Skip the weights today. I can't believe you drive like a freak. How many feet away was he from the Basset Hound, honestly? Probably about 12. Oh, dang.

I'm going to go measure the goddamn street. We could do that. It was probably about 12 feet. Pretty close. Was the dog scared? While he was screaming at him. I'm screaming at you. Did that dog know that? That dog definitely doesn't know that.

I don't think the dog noticed. I had to console him afterwards, but it's all good. He's still a fan of ours. The owner. Yeah. The owner of what? The dog.

He's like, hey, guys, big fan. I'm like, there we go. What's that mean? Can we bring the dog in here to, like... Of course. It was a beautiful dog. We should get the dog. Make reparations.

I want that dog to walk in here and you to straight face say that's not a full grown dog. That dog was four feet long. I don't think it was. I think it was a puppy. Not puppy, puppy. Case closed driving like a freak. Yeah. I had barely started.

I didn't have my seatbelt on yet. I just got in the street. That's a freak move. Yeah, that's a freak move. You do that before you put in the indicator. I barely started driving. It was in the street right here in front of the... We don't even have a street in front of us,

but it was whatever that little nub of a street is. Oh, sounds like you don't know where the sidewalk begins. Oh. A lot of inconsistencies in the story. A nub of a street? Your story hasn't changed once. That's a sidewalk, brother. A nub of a street? Your story hasn't changed once. That's a sidewalk, brother. A nub of a street?

He had me inches away, and then he said 12 feet. You said 75 to 50? It was like 100. It wasn't 12. 100 is from here to the golf simulator. What are you talking about? It was like from me to Dan right now. Yeah.

If that. If that. If that. If that. Oh that. If that. If that. Oh, here we go. What's he doing? He's going to walk outside and take a picture. Go play each other one-on-one first to one.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brandon. Brandon, we don't need a picture. I would love to. I am the first injury of this office. I literally cannot move my arm from throwing a wiffle ball. I can't move it. My rotator cuffle ball. I can't move it.

My rotator cuff's fucked. I can't lift it. If White Sox save, you just play defense on him for one possession. Who's that? Brandon. That's Brandon. That's Brandon. Oh, wow.

If you stop him, then he's wrong. Brandon, is this what happened? Yeah. DM up. Has Dave seen what Natasha Bedingfield put on her Instagram? No fouls. No. Oh, Dave, wait, hold on, hold on.

Did you see what Natasha Bedingfield put? He's trying to help. Go play, then we'll pull it up. He was acting like he couldn't hear us. Yeah, because he was off the mic. You were still two feet away. He muted us. They're still fighting.

Yeah. These two could start a blood feud over nothing. They're great. Genuinely don't like each other. They would kill each other over recess stats. Yeah. They're great together. Oh, I need Dave to win this so bad.

I want Dave to dunk on him. He could dunk. Could at any point in time. Oh. That's good. That's good enough as he air balls it. All right, one possession. That's good.

No fouls. Fouls don't count. He's going to back him down. Yeah, one possession. There we go, Dave. Come on, Dave. DM up. Come on, Dave. Let's get Donnie out here fucking naked

Oh, he's giving him his left Oh, there it is Yeah, that's good, Dave Brandon was driving like a freak Oh, you called a foul? No, that wasn't That was obviously a foul You called a foul? No, that wasn't. That was obviously a foul. You called a foul in one-on-one?

Did you see what he did? He accepted it. Travel, travel, travel. Oh, he's going. Uh-oh. Brandon is so much bigger than Dave. All right, make the graphic. Brandon was driving like a freak.

All he had to do was stop him once. Wait, does Dave have this? Yeah, I think he can. He has a chance. Dave is confident. This is a good ball. Get the rebound, Dave. All right, you were driving like a freak.

No, I wasn't. We literally just played a game of basketball to decide it. What did Natasha Bedingfield post, TJ? Oh, no. No. Even like the sound effect of it. Oh, my God. She rocks.

Oh, my God. Hey. Oh my god She rocks Oh my god Hey Oh Yo she sang on him Did you see what Natasha Bedingfield posted? Oh he did You cool with that? It is what it is. That's a good way to think about it.

I'm short. And out of shape. Clearly. Keep going. You were on a roll. With what? You're on fire. You're breathing that heavy?

Yeah. I'm not. Brandon's holding his breath. With what you're on fire guys you're breathing that heavy from yeah You good, I'm good. I'm good You're angry I'm breathing hard 530 I Mean it's 130 shut Oh I got to go do an interview, so Che, you got to do this. Also, right now.

Also, while we were walking, Dave said, I embellish for comedic effect. So he lied. He's making shit up now. He lied. He's making shit up. No, driving like a freak is my favorite line ever now. Brandon drives like a freak. Like a fucking freak You removed a rib so you could suck your cock as your driver. Just a freak

The Marilyn Manson yeah, yeah All right, I gotta go to this interview. He said rapping soon. I could know I'll tell you exactly he did he's like you can't afford a fifty six thousand dollar cheap Wrangler That's what he screamed at me. Wow. Yeah. No, you said. No, no. Dave, I can't.

Oh, he's leaving. That was a good walk off. That's not what I said. He got you. I didn't. Dave. That is exactly what he said. And it might be true.

And that hurt me. You had the walk off. You had the walk off, right. You had the walk off. I can't go back and redo a walk-off. And then he came and talked to a mic that was off. Awful. That's also not what transpired at all.

He came back to strike out. That was unfortunate. Yeah. Are you that fired up? I'd love to be in his head for a day just so I can appreciate what I got. Yeah. Is ignorance bliss? Let's find out.

Well, Mints will be here soon. Will he? I think so. Yeah. That's true. He did text somebody this morning

and ask him what time he had to be here for this thing tonight. It's like, just come to work. Yeah, you could. Just come here.

Most of us. I mean, we're open the whole day. You could show up in golf. That's all that's required. Yeah. come to work yeah you could just come here most of us i mean we're open the whole day you could show up in golf that's all it's all that's required yeah we are uh mince is on my trivia team now smocking and uh he's pretty good he's not bad we're having trouble um figuring out when we're going to play our first match because ben mince is a very busy man. Traveling all over these United States.

I heard about the Halloween one. Did we talk about it on the app? I don't think so. You guys were supposed to play on Halloween, but he said he might end up going somewhere. So you couldn't do it? Yeah. We're supposed to record. He's going somewhere this weekend again.

He's going to Ole Miss, Georgia. I would assume. He's going somewhere this weekend again. Oh, he's going to Ole Miss, Georgia. Yeah. I would assume. He's played from the outfield of a baseball game. Yeah. Trivia. Yeah. No, he's done it from a cranberry bog.

He's always just somewhere doing it. Cranberry bog, yeah. Does he get flown out to these things, like an NBA side piece, or is he, like, just traveling? I think he's just traveling. Ole Miss isn't, like, we need ben mince here they might be i don't know they might be i i don't i i'm not privy to that information where does where is he on the distinguished alumni of old miss non-athletes uh top 15 i don't know top the probably probably top 10 wow who's your best outside of sports who's your best us um john grisham probably wow great one state is john grisham yeah any in

business uh yeah we got we got some business guys yeah a lot of weathermen a lot of weathermen yeah who's the black sheep um probably the two students that joined isis a few years that's right that's right i've asked you that before yeah yeah wait you had two people that joined isis yeah two two two students that joined isis yeah yeah but i mean they they they had to drop out of school to go to isis so they're not really who's the west virginia the wvu like, like, Ohio State is Jeffrey Dahmer, I think. You think? Yeah, or is it Pat McAfee? Damn, that's so much work.

Temple's got Bill Cosby. Oh, nice. Nice. That's right, yeah. We have a serial killer Maybe not a serial killer But a bank robber From the 30s Bank robbers in the 30s

Were awesome though Yeah You know like that's That's actually Babyface Elliot maybe Fucking awesome Like you can get away With shit that way

Yeah Who's Kent State's bad guy Oh People didn't like Gun The gun girl Obviously Oh yeah

I mean She shit herself right They had something worse than that though well that those people would go there those weren't students those were not college students at all the students were the victims brandon i didn't know that i thought it was a student that did that yeah but but good joke wasn't really yeah i mean like kind of an informational topic i wasn't trying to do a rim shot there. I was just trying to.

Yeah. Yeah, the National Guard gunned down a lot of our alumni. Yeah. But, you know. Damn. Remember when you made me read a Kent State joke? Yeah, it was bad. Yeah.

We still have that one we're sitting on. I tried to put it out for black friday i tried to do that put what out uh we did our college football roast segment which was just turned into very off-color jokes never uh they wouldn't let us put it out right yeah they were fake they were not off-color they were that sure they were on it what is the uh what is the Black Friday plan around here? Do we come into the office? Like, what's the – Friday is the big day.

Cyber Monday is the big day? Yeah. If you're not locked in for all day on Cyber Monday. You need to be tweeting a lot on Friday and then absolutely be – Tweet on Friday, but I can stay home and watch – There's football on Friday, right? Yeah, there's football on Friday. They got to –

Yeah. I doubt the office will be open that Friday. Yeah. Is it open until Thanksgiving Day? Probably. It'll probably open... I don't know. Did it close?

It might have closed the Wednesday of Thanksgiving. Yeah. We were doing a yak that day, though, so... And we might... Well... Who? We might pre-tape on Mostly Sports. Oh, yeah.

You want to do that on Wednesday? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I guess we could talk about that off the air. No, you'd be talking about it on the air. Hey, Dave. Come on.

Have a seat. We have somebody that wants to talk to you. Che, if you want to come out here and do it, you don't have to sit here. Che, why don't you step out? You sit here. Dan's gone to do an interview. Stephen Che has something to say to you. He made a mistake earlier,

and it's really his responsibility to take care of this from here on out. Do you think he threw us under the bus for being underdressed for today? No. You don't think so? No. When he bragged about being one of the top 25% of best-dressed people? Well, I didn't agree. I mean, we're all dressed like slobs,

so I don't think there's anything to brag about. I just don't think he enhanced his look by any degree. It's a t-shirt with a suit. Correct. And he's wearing a hat. It's a Barstool shirt. I don't know. You keep saying that.

Yeah. Promoting the brand. You're just not dressed up. That's all. Like, I saw you this morning, I asked, and then I saw Rudy do the same. I saw you, and I said, why are you rudy do the same i saw you and i said um why are you wearing a coat and you said that i'm dressed up you're not dressed up

i just throwing a coat on a on a trash outfit doesn't automatically mean you're dressed it might do more harm than good because it draws attention to you you look weird all right well like i said to you upstairs i'm not going to be the person that underdresses for a client event and then gets roast for it. And I also said I'm more dressed up than you. But again, I'm not trying to be dressed. I'm wearing a sweatshirt. It's not hard to be more dressed up. The data.

The figure. The stats. You have something to say. Yes. So I said it was. You have something to say. Yes. So I said it was the top 25% best dressed. Brandon went around the office. We found 12. 11.

11. 11 people more dressed up than me. So my number appears to have been incorrect. That's what I wanted to tell you. That's what I got called in here for. It's surreal. Well, I just thought he presented that number as empirical, and it was wrong, and I felt like he owed you an apology. Okay.

Thank you. He hasn't apologized, though. I apologize for potentially misrepresenting. I don't know how many people we have in here. It's bigger. You're just not dressed up. That's all there is to it. Like I said, for this office, I am dressed up.

Well, again, you're wearing a T-shirt and jeans. You're wearing camouflage. I told you I have an outfit in the car that I'm changing into. Adding one dress accessory. If I was just wearing a top hat right now, would I be dressed up? No. No. If you were wearing a top hat it would have the same effect it would draw like you

kind of look like a clown and i'm not saying you look like a clown but you you again i saw it because i saw rudy walk up and do the same things like where you get that on no there isn't like why are you dressed up it's like why do you have that sport coat over your trash outfit Promoting the brand while also trying to look classy Like I care Which I do Yeah Okay

And I didn't throw anyone under the bus I didn't mention any names I just said look around But are we supposed to be dressed up for this? I'd rather err on the side of caution and be overdressed than underdressed. Caution being his judgment. Well, I'm not here for that. I don't even think people are aware I was going to be here.

I had to film BFFs. I'm here for the basketball tomorrow. But this event that's going on was not why I'm here. I did not know you were here today. Yeah, right.. When you say throwing whatever, it is what it is. I have a different question just for everyone here. What's going on with the plane girl who every time I

look at social media, it's weird. Honestly, it's not good for the Chicago. It's like I can't tell what's going on. It just makes, in my mind, the entire Chicago. What does it look like? You guys are a bunch of perverts. It's not good for the Chicago. It's like I can't tell what's going on. It just makes, in my mind, the entire Chicago. You think we're using her as a crutch? You guys are a bunch of perverts.

It's not us. Using her as like a. It's like the new Max. Well, I think it's a PMT thing. It's not a Yak thing. It's not an us thing. We haven't had her. Out here in Chicago.

We haven't had her. I haven't met her. I haven't seen her. I've never even seen her. She's not real. I didn't see her. They interviewed her for Pardon My Take. Correct.

Then she did. She stayed for the live stream the same night and then she was like with hank hank pfc went out and then and then i saw like a sweater it's like everywhere i looked i felt like i i just she was just popping up everywhere i couldn't tell i i honestly was like is pft divorced is dating her? I couldn't tell what was going on. Is Hank dating her? It seems to be that. Is he literally dating her? It seems to be a Hank thing.

I don't know where the joke ends. I tried to ask this earlier. That's a question. Can we ask, is Hank dating her? I think he... He's not dating her? He loves the idea of nobody knowing right now. I do think he's relishing and like, yeah, I don't know.

There's no way. Why? I don't know there's no way why i don't know i i would tell people i just was on bffs yeah and it was it was a topic on the sheet like because she went on pmt which i don't even understand why she's on pmt this is such an old story whatever fine hang wants a date or whatever it may be um but i then grace said at their live show they and i've been to one of the um one of grace and breeze live shows and they do a segment where people in the audience come up and say their most embarrassing story or what have you and one of the girls came up and said she was dating a guy for three years and it turned out the guy was dating plain girl at the same time.

Oh. Maybe that's Hank. Who fucking knows? Oh, no. But an interesting tidbit on plain girl. Yeah, I guess so. You think she might be trying to get a job here or something? I honestly don't.

I don't know either. She's around a lot. I asked Dan, I go, what is going on? And he was like, I'm not really sure. I asked. You guys were like, what is going on? And he was like, I'm not really sure. I asked, and you guys were like, I think it might be a touchy subject. With who? I don't know.

I don't know anything either. I also love that Clinton Portis was just sitting next to her. He was there too. Yeah, it's like an inside joke that I'm not in on, and I get that it's for somebody, but I'm just kind of like not really fully sure what's going on. But I think she was only here. She's doing all the right things, though things though because after that i don't know what your next move is she was only here for the one day but they just got a lot of stuff out of her and then they went to that game

football game so they did two things but i don't think they've like i don't think she's been around like every day and then it seems like she has and then her picture is from that night. There he is. Lover boy. Hey, Dave. Oh, you guys definitely did. Are you dating her? I like to keep my private life private. But no. No.

So it's just a giant bit. Life is a bit, Dave. I don't understand what you're talking about. She came. She was a lovely guest on the podcast. She came. And then we went to a game together and had fun. Why'd you go to a game?

Like, you just met her that day? I met her on Thursday. Which is when you filmed it and then you went to the North. Like, what was the point of going to the game Saturday? Why does she want to go to an Iowa-Northwestern game? You guys do that with all your guests, right? Yeah, I was going to say, Hank, I've been on PMT a thousand times. You've never asked me to go to a – We've hung out.

We've hung out. You've never asked me to go to a game together. She was like, I'm in Chicago. Like, what's there to do? I was like, we can go to the Cubs – I mean, the Iowa-Northwestern game. And you would do that for any guest? I don't get why Dave's such a hater. It really – it boggles my mind.

I mean, it was insane engagement every time they posted. And all the posts were ads. He said that about the sweatshirts. We moved no sweatshirts. I tried. I can't. I can't. All I can do is try, Dave.

That's all I can do. I don't know. Are you actually, though, trying to talk to her? We talk as friends. We're friends. Have you texted her today? No. Talked on the phone a couple times.

So you are. There's no reason for you to talk to her further than the professional commitment, right? Right. So you're trying. Why can't I? You can't make friends? You're not allowed to make friends, Dave? You want me to tell you who I'm allowed to be friends with and not be friends with no no i that you've already answered the question you are interested in pursuing her

or else you won't still be talking to her i personally think you're able to have you know friendly relationships with women without having to be pursuing them. When's the last time you texted a first-time PMT guest two days after their appearance? I don't know. Probably like Julian Edelman, Gronk, anyone I'm a big fan of. You're a big fan of the plane girl. Yeah, she's lovely. I'll just say this. The thing that made it strange is her event, when she went viral, was, like, well in the past.

Like, the plane. Like, those things move so fast. If it's not the next day, 48 hours, it's generally, like, who cares? And all of a sudden, it's like, we got plane. It's like, you mean the plane girl from, like, a couple months ago? Like, that was strange. That one, I can't. That, I would have to pass off on pft i

had no contact with her before i was trying to book her on this show mt is a hugely successful very large like podcast you guys don't generally have i feel like the lead guest as a one day internet famous person from months ago. It was the number one episode we've done in the past three months. Yeah, but you don't usually do that. PFT, PFT, PFT. You know what you should do? You should get only Glennie Ball's booking agent.

If you guys start getting the OnlyStans girls in, I bet those will do big numbers too. Well, there's a big difference between being a viral sensation and selling your body on OnlyFans, I think. Seems like the same. I mean. How? How, Brandon? I mean, they're both internet.

She didn't choose to go viral. What was that? The OnlyFans girls are. But the virality of it have come and gone, right? But you said it was the number one episode? People were interested. People loved me taking pictures with her. And first of all, she asked me for a picture.

She was like, we got to take a picture. Was she trying to get a job here? No. She's self-employed. She's killing it. Would you consider? What's she doing? I've never seen such hate from you.

It seems like you're jealous. I don't really know what's you're, I've never seen such hate from you. It sounds like you're jealous. I don't really know what's going on. It was everywhere. I took, I posted two pictures in like four days. And yeah, we were the number one podcast. It was a big episode. So it probably was out there, you know, in the ether, but PFT was the one that initially talked to her and was like, we got to get her in.

We got to get her in. And then my original conversation, I met met her my original conversation with dan i'm like what is going on and he was actually like i i actually don't know how we got here yeah no me that's how i felt it was just like pft was the one that set it all up and then they well they asked me they're like will you sit down in the interview and i was okay, I've never sat in an interview in my life. And then the interview was then like trying to set us up. So it was kind of like my posts were basically a play off of the podcast where like, they were like, oh, like you guys really like each other.

We love Hank. So I was kind of playing into it, but I very much am like not, you know, if I was in a relationship, I would not be posting about it. If I had a girlfriend, I would not be posting about it. So to me, it was like me posting these pictures with her is kind of like a sign that it's just content. But clearly, people are not. Well, well, devil's advocate. It's like, it's not a relationship yet.

But you're like, hey, see that picture? It's like an excuse to talk and then slowly develop. So, I mean, I don't care. Good for you. You clearly care. No, you clearly care. No, I then slowly develops so i mean i don't care good for you i just clearly care no you clearly care no i mean i like you don't want me to find love it's fine you can have plain girl love i it was very noticeable from afar why do you think it was the the number one episode you guys have done in a while if you had to put if you had to explain is there like an appetite for her content is she i will admit is she is she like the most famous person in this country and i didn't realize it yeah right clearly

i mean i i don't i don't understand why people do what they do i just look at the numbers and it's like but that's why i'm asking you like football to try to try to try to figure that out now like try to answer that like why do you think so many people listen to that is it just that that she's is she really that i think it was a big mystery i think people like the conspiracy theory of like she saw like a an entrance to the fourth world and she's somehow concealing that she's enlightened and that somehow that was going to come out and it wasn't just like she was like you know took a pain i feel like i'm pretty good at the internet and i didn't feel like there was this burning desire to hear from plain girl i guess i was wrong yeah i think it does move fast where you forget about her like quickly but i still was wondering what what went down i thought she

said she i was already like the reveal was a bad moment that's what it was. Because I saw her. She was selling, like, costumes. Like, I'd seen her pop up a couple times, and there was nothing, like, crazy. So I guess that. Did you see her come on BFFs? No, we moved too fast. I can ask her.

I guess that was what was so. Yeah, that's a good excuse. I'm sure you need a reason to text her. That was what sparked my thing where I'm like, this is confusing because it just didn't seem like something PMT would be remotely interested in like months after the fact. But if Hank were to start dating her, you would support that, right? Yeah, I could care less. I would...

Don't let that... That's what I was just asking. Like, what is going on? To Dave's point... Two people that love Big Ten football. To Dave's point, it'd be like having, like, in January, you have the Chargers, the crazy Chargers lady fan on the show, which, like, kind of makes sense, but it just feels like a little bit.

It's so out of left field. Like, if you had it right away, I'd be like, oh, my God. It's just she went from out of a public eye for six months for a span of 24 to 48 hours running Barstool. I think that was that you probably chalk up to PFT. PFT was like replying to a lot of her tweets for a while. And then I think they started messaging and he was like, come to the come to the office. And then I think he was like, wait till we're in the new office.

So that's why I got pushed off so long. But yeah, I I just came in one day. We're like playing ladies here, and then we sparked a fantastic friendship Okay, all right you guys have damn Daniel next week Good good yeah you're good yeah this is great proud of you boss man oh man while we're getting people in here can we get pete in here is pete here yeah we can i don't know i'd love to know why he's getting quoted in newspapers i think he's in we didn't talk about that wait what yeah you got quoted where was it the entire article was about him talking about basically the entire ethos of Barstool, why we do the basketball tournament, what some of our goals, you know, areas we're trying to get in, like the future of Barstool.

It was quite interesting. Did you know he was doing this? No, of course not. Meanwhile, we can't get the internet to work in New York. What publication was it? It was Mississippi. The Clarion? The Clarion Ledger?

Yes. Why would they be talking to Pete about Barstool? Why would they be talking about Barstool at all? Well, it was the basketball tournament. Oh, Mississippi State. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. All right.

But why they were talking to Pete and why he was answering is a different question, which I'm curious to find out. Because we've had a lot of back and forth on him. Where is he? Yeah. They're at the truck for the invitation. Oh, they're already at the truck. I've accused him of being like Nazi Germany,

where he thinks there's a vacuum. When he thought there was a vacuum in power, he tried to suck it all up, which seems he denies it. But, I mean, I can read some of the quotes there. I don't know what he was doing. How did you find the article? Was he retweeting it? No, it just came up.

I saw it. It was, I have it. Someone sent it to me. He's quoted throughout it. So he did, like, a full phone conversation interview. He had to have. And he's described, and I don't think he corrected them according to him because I've heard him try to defend it that said they got his title wrong.

I got it. So between an interview with a fan who dozed off in the stands during the first half and dan big cat cats important always stressing about their over under mississippi state's winning against akron winding down last year uh the event provided a glimpse into new ways for programs to exposure we felt we could do something kind of unique and interesting barstool's head of media and technology peter overmeyer absolutely not what in the list. Head of media? Oh, man. By the way, he's quoted about 100 times in this article.

I'm trying to find all the quotes. It's a long article. It's complimentary, Overmeyer said. We get to involve him in halftime preparation, promotions, and kick off that first full season with him in college basketball. I don't know who him is. Certainly a unique opportunity for him and his brand to be associated with the actual game broadcast. What is he talking about?

The results of this they'll be talking about in March when they're doing their selections? Anything new kind of gets looked a little bit closely, but nothing where it was problematic, Overmeyer said. It was just kind of just making sure that everything was taken care of. We are just, in many ways, a media company, same as anyone else. Once you

get over the interest, oh, what is this? You kind of just peel back. You see the great media company, production company that does well on these broadcasts. It's a good chat GPT answer. The Barstool Invitational can provide that for Mississippi State players. If they have a great performance, they're going to get a lot of publicity off our social, our promotion, our highlights, things like that across the network, Overmyer said. And it goes on and on.

It just is quote after quote from him on things that he has absolutely nothing to do with. Did he say anything wrong? I guess he talks for Barstool now. No, not necessarily. But how did they even get his contact to reach out to him? He's definitely not the head of media. Let's clarify that. He's a tech guy.

Pete Overmire is our tech guy. Plugs and computers. We got him. Okay. Hey, Pete. Hello. So you're the head of media now, Pete? No.

So what was that article about? I haven't read it. You're quoted literally throughout the entire thing, speaking as though you are the head of media. Let me get his title. It's Barstool's head of media and technology, Peter Overmeyer. That's, I mean, that's a typo. Typo.

At any point were you like. I'm not. You know that that I'm not, you know, that I know that I'm not. Well, you but you you seem to speak as though you were throughout the article. I was I was talking about the great basketball event we have tomorrow night. WinTrust Arena tip off at six o'clock central tickets still available. We have a ton of people going the guys from the yak are playing yak basketball at halftime of the first game would love everybody to come out how did you get connected to this reporter i think we kind of don't like have like a comms department but but so you just check that email you just check the cut anything that gets sent into comms you're like i'll just check that email? You just check anything that gets sent into comms? You're like, oh, just answer that one.

I'll handle this. No, they invited me to the meeting, and I went to the meeting, and I talked to the guy. He wanted to talk about Mississippi State and Brandon and the basketball game. Why would you go to that meeting? Why wouldn't you just reach out to Brandon? Why didn't you reach out to me? I think it was more about

Mississippi State. I think he was talking from a Mississippi State angle, not a Brandon angle. Well, you just said Brandon. You couldn't speak to the Mississippi State angle. So wait, Pete, you're such a busy guy. You took time to go to this meeting to talk to a reporter from the Clarion Ledger.

Yeah. Okay. Why? To kind of just promote the basketball game that we're doing. I mean, he's got a point. My stomach's been clenched for like 30 minutes. I'm messaging the reporter. I hate doing that stuff.

Hate it. And I won't do it again. You keep saying we've had that conversation, how much you hate this stuff, but yet you keep doing it. No, this was – I was told to do this in February. So we're doing it. No, no, no. Told to do this in February. So we're. No, no, no. Told to do the show up.

You nobody told you to show up to meet the Clarion Ledger reporter to talk about the tournament. I think that's that that's Petey Bright Lights likes to see his name in the National Geographic. You like to see your name in print. I haven't even read it because I would be mortified to read it. I don't like doing it, but I think it's important to promote the big stuff that we do. I think it's good to get that out there. People see it. They like to do business with us. We make more money. That's all I want to do.

Got it. Okay. If you say so. I'm not going to do it. so i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do anything you're not gonna go wait what was it a luncheon a lunch where'd you meet the reporter you said i thought you said you went to something over zoom oh it's a zoom call i just went to just went to a meeting yeah yeah well all right all right zoom meetings i thought when you said you went to a meeting. Yeah, sorry. Just a Zoom meeting. Got it. Did they know what your actual title was?

I'm not sure. Because when you really think about a reporter being like, I'm doing this story on why Barstool's doing something, you wouldn't think they'd speak to, like, the IT guy. Right. I also wonder how the reporter even got that title that he arrived at. Well, that's connected. He thought.

He thought. It was a typo. He said, I'm the tech guy. And then he went to type tech guy. And it actually came out. Yeah. Head of media. Yeah.

There's a typo. It's a classic typo. Yeah. Because that is what the reporter thought. If you're speaking to the head of media that's the right guy for that interview if it's just the head of technology it probably isn't so who's someone that would have a green light to do that here at barstool that would probably this to me would have been probably a brandon interview yeah i thought it would have been too. He didn't reach out to me.

Yeah. Like if you're going where someone so clearly, it's the Mississippi State team. It was also weird that the first name he put in the story was mine. Correct. But he never reached out to me. But that's okay. I just messaged him to see how he came to interview people. Oh, no.

That's the liberal media for you. Yeah, the liberal Mississippi media. That was quite an interesting read. You got anybody else you want to talk to? No, that was it. Those were the things that I noticed. All right, thanks, Pete. Thanks, Pete.

It was an interesting time. Never again. Well, I've heard never again. You keep saying time. I've heard never again. You keep saying it. I've heard never again quite a bit from you recently. What have I said never again that I've done again? Predicting how many tickets we'd sell at events. Negotiating the YouTube deal.

Yeah, you did. You told us we'd be sold out by now. I'm not negotiating another YouTube deal. I didn't predict how many tickets we were going to sell. Yes, you did. I said the tickets are a revenue opportunity. No, you said we'd sell out instantly. I didn't say that we'd sell out.

Yes, you did. But there are some tickets still available tomorrow night, Wintrust Arena, 6 o'clock tip-off, Loyola, Chicago, Sister Jean in attendance. FAU. Final 14. Lost at the buzzer. First game since the buzzer beater. Top 10 ready to come back and start their march to the tournament in Chicago tomorrow night.

Pretty good. That is pretty good. I won't lie. That's pretty good. Head of new media. Yeah. All right. So, if you're in Chicago, if you can hear my voice, come on down tomorrow.

Well, people not in Chicago can hear your voice. Yeah, there are some. They can tune in, Barstool.tv and YouTube, Barstool Sports. Oh, he set you up. And then if you're in Chicago, come on down, and we're going to have a great time. I absolutely refuse to believe he doesn't love seeing his name in print, or else why would you agree to do that Zoom?

If you know me at all, think i do hate it no yeah right that yep you hate it you hate being a character so much pete the way you hate it you hate hate hate it you can't hide the joy in your face you called in pretty quick i know he was on real quick real quick guys texted me and called me. Yeah. I did not try to come on to the Yank. Yeah. But, all right, never again. And Barstool Sports second annual invitational tomorrow night, 6 o'clock.

In the Trust Arena. Be there. Yep. All right, thanks, Pete. You can go, Pete. You won't hang up. Yeah, see you, Pete. I've tried to get rid of him 10 times.

See you. Yeah, so swing by tomorrow. Pete will be doing a meet and greet as well. All right, Pete, he won't hang up either. Yeah, see you, Pete. He tried to get rid of him 10 times. See you. Yeah, so swing by tomorrow. Pete will be doing a meet and greet as well. All right, Pete. This is the head of the media. What did he do? It was very odd. When he said never again, that's an excuse that you give after you do something that you love. He said never since.

I've reacquired Barstool. He has said never again. And I've told you because everything, it's like, why the fuck are we doing this? How'd this happen? It was always Pete, Pete, Pete. It's like, why is he making marketing decisions or sales decisions or like we should do this event or do that?

And he just got power hungry. He saw our vacuum and he sucked it up. I think I found the typo. His LinkedIn says head of media technology and production at barstool sports okay that's where the guy oh he's media pause the typos accidentally on his linkedin it's accidentally why it's a ridiculous title like we don't even have titles why does he have such a weird ass title if he had a title it wouldn't be that guy yeah so is it head of media technology or head of media technology?

Head of media technology and production. No, honestly, his title, he's the CTO. He's the chief technology officer. Where did all business Pete Moniker come from? Was that self-assigned? Did someone call him that? I don't know how that started. It has very much to do with what he's

had this he likes to see his name in lights so i think it had early if i'm not mistaken he just started trying to become part of content more and it was like all business stay with like i believe that is how it came but i think that might feed into it is that he just keeps being called all business pete and he's like yeah i am all the business yeah i'm the guy i do all i do everything here yeah he has prior offenses of bogarting the bright lights yeah with the yak i had to but he hates being maybe i think he fetishizes seeing his name but he went through a period where he's on the yak like every single day and i mean the lights weren't on he pretends to hate the yak he loves it like he walks by the yak and he's like

oh no no no don't pull me in don't make me take my pants off and again you gotta remind that like while he is gallivanting uh across the globe doing these interviews and he loves doing grandiose production and things that he loves being scorsese and Spielberg on these things. It's like we have no need for it. So, you know, he likes the power. He likes to be the guy with the wand in the truck waving people around. We just don't need it. Like he go back to, like, basics. So, like, I don't think, I think this will be our live last rights event venture ever.

Like, this, then the Arizona Bowl, then we're going to be out of live events business. That was. What's the major reason for that? It's too expensive. Yeah. Like, we fucking get whacked doing it. And for what? Yeah. doing it um and for what yeah like to me i we bring more value to everyone around it but we're

not making money on it and it's quite time consuming and we have other things we can be doing so i'd be very surprised if we ever do live events again outside of merch what's the most profit for the least amount of work it can vary all over i mean if you get the right ads obviously you know that is super profitable uh but i mean i we do live event but we don't make people treat us we're in something that's different like i saw a proposal that um we turned down with the i don't want to say and again this came from pete pete begging us to do it. It was the Arena Bowl, I believe.

Oh, yeah? Was interested in us maybe like doing Monday Night Football type stuff, being the broadcast. It's like, but we weren't making money doing it. Yeah. It was maybe a rev share. It's like, I try to look at us. I'm not saying we're this guy or that guy, but are the Monday night crew doing Monday night football for free? No, they're getting paid tens of millions of dollars a year.

Why would we go do something where we're bringing all our audience and we're not getting paid for that? So we're going to stop. Pete wants to do it. Pete has no idea how to run a company. He just knows how to plug wires into the wall and make things work, which he's very good at. And talk to reporters.

And he's indispensable at it. But the finances of what's going on, he doesn't totally always get. Just being big and beautiful and bold and all this great stuff at the Arizona Bowl, everything we do comes out of our pocket. Who fucking cares? He likes the pageantry.

Yeah. Loves it. Like, yeah. It's like Sass going to do a show in Portland for no money. Or Francis. We get a lot of those. Yeah. Wow.

He does. What? Was that inappropriate? No. Huh. No. Sass will do it for the love of the game. So will Francis, won't he?

Yeah. I guess that's the stand-up life in the beginning, right? Yeah. You know, Mook's a stand-up. I lose money. Yeah. Yeah. Mook will go to...

I'll go wherever. What's your profit margin looking like? Negative 10,000. Have you ever met Mook? Yeah, we've passed. Yeah, I've given you some head nods. I didn't know that you were like content I kind of production

social content he kind of just landed here a little bit yeah he kills it for us he does a lot yeah produce anus

very funny obviously if you're doing stand up you want to be in front of camera not behind it I appreciate that full body

I don't know if that's what he meant yeah I don't think that was in his work Jesus I'm shitting that was it. I don't think that was it. It's worked. Jesus. I'm shitting myself.

I'm not going to tell whether that was a joke or not. That was weird. I don't know. Yeah, he balances it well. It just happens. Interesting. I don't know. Very interesting. No, I could see you two getting along well.

I think we'd be boys. That's like the thespian, right? He wants to be front of camera you're talking about uh max yeah yeah yeah who i actually hired i don't know if people know that yeah you hired him he did a he was in my original edit of me yeah yeah he was in the original batch of like to be my austin basically um i don't know how he ended up where he is, but... Was Chef Donnie one of those guys, too? No. I don't know how Chef Donnie got in here.

He was Donnie. He was other Donnie's guy. He was other Donnie's guy. Was Rudy your guy for a little bit? Rudy tried. Couch crew was Dylan Sadeyes, Carolina Mark, Max, Matt Ola. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That was the first college football Saturday. Oh, yeah. There's one more. That was the first college football Saturday. Yeah, he was golfing. TJ, you had a brief tryout to be. No, he refused. You refused to tryout. That's right. He was a Mooch guy at the time.

Disavow. He disavowed. He's done it multiple times. It's like, I can't work for Dave. My allegiance is to Mooch. I don't think he ever said that per se. Well, no. I don't think he ever actually said that.

Actually, he did. Did he? No. Yes. Very publicly, he did. He said he supported the guy out the door, but he didn't take a shot at you. I don't know how Barstool is ever going to be the same without the Mooch dog. But he's disavowed multiple times no he's fine i he's i'm i'm we're on good terms we weren't for a long time that was a pretty

egregious error in my book agreed okay there we go yeah no we're fine i tj and i are fine no doubt or um are me and you fine yep we're we're fine. What are we doing here? We're talking to Dave. I know, but are we... I'm checking. I'm checking. Titus, you weren't here for that. I need to check every now and then. I just feel like it's performance review time

with Dave. Briefly asking. I don't hold... I was never... I mean, Bram was dumb. Correct. It is what it is. Yeah. Just want to do a little. That was a very.

You're like going around the room. Six month check in. That was a very different fuck up than what TJ did. Much more serious. Pop up. You're doing great. Shut up, Moe. You're doing great.

What is that? Sounds like an airplane. I don't like it. Would you get a place in Chicago? No, I don't think so. Yeah, how often are you going to be in the mix here, you think? Realistically. sounds like an airplane i like it would you uh get a place in chicago no i don't think yeah how often you're going to be in the mix here you think probably football season obviously a lot more um and when there's things going on but i would see not football me going to new york more than

chicago yeah are you staying here all week before we go to texas no i'm doing uh i don't know if i'm allowed to say it okay that's fine i have a commitment thursday so i gotta doing – I don't know if I'm allowed to say it. Okay, that's fine. I have a commitment Thursday, so I got to go. And I don't want to fly because I want to watch Michigan. They're playing Penn State. So I'm going to go Friday night so I can be there. And you're going to be there early. They're still playing that game? They are.

Okay. They are. By the way, I – I just – yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know if there was any – Buckle up, boys. If there's any – I actually had a call.

I was deep in the Michigan propaganda last night. And a lot of interesting things I learned. Well, the things they seem to be throwing out there as their defense kind of are Hail Marys, right? They're just acting like there's this anonymous coach that turned in this anonymous stuff where other teams are doing the same thing to them. Well, there's no doubt that other teams are doing the same thing. Well fine but it's not like we have a smoking gun like connor stallion

standing on the sideline in central michigan i think well that hasn't been proven do you have eyes yeah i have eyes i thought that certainly looked like him to me i couldn't well then why don't they just come out and say it why does central michigan if it's not him why don't they say this is who this guy was well there's a lot of humans on earth i just think how many are all central michigan staff i think just because central michigan doesn't know who it is you can't just say it's that guy how many universities have people on the sidelines that they don't know how many i bet a lot in fact it's every game because you have the people come down and you're allowed the sideline passes they don't know there's fuck's on there.

There's a lot of humans on Earth. It's the stupidest. Prove to me it wasn't Vladimir Putin. Are you denying that there's not a lot of people? Uh-oh. Look at Mr. Dress-Up over here. Oh, see? Mitzi looks great.

13. Brick watch, man. Have you spoken to Connor Stallions? No, he's gone deep on the ground. I'm dead serious. I'd love to hire him. You would love him more if he was guilty right i i love everything about what he's done i honestly and people are

gonna joke and this is being dead serious everybody steals signs michigan has become very good and this is sour grapes and and to the point of what michigan's saying now if you're gonna now hold this you could go find teams, every single team, and find versions of them breaking rules to get a competitive advantage. The only difference is Ohio State and crying Ryan Day has his brother who's an investigator, and they launched an investigation. Well, now, wait a minute. The NCAA came out and said Ryan Day had nothing to do with this.

The NCAA came out and said Ryan Day had nothing to do with it. The NCAA came out and said Ryan Day had nothing to do with this. Love, love, love, love how the NCAA is now the bastion of morality and we've got to take them out of work. They have been roundly criticized by every person in the world as one of the worst, most corrupt organizations to ever exist.

But now suddenly, the NCAA, we've got to take, let's take Roger Goodell's word on concussions please give me a break who's a bastion of morality the the team that's accused of cheating the team that we've seen does it does it if so your argument that the crying ryan as you call him uh is the one that brought all this up doesn't that actually make him look pretty fucking badass that he like is going to take down his rivals by i have said that's kind of that makes him look awesome i have said i have no problem with what they're doing it's all it's all uh

is fair and love and war michigan shouldn't be penalized crying ryan does what he has to do michigan's doing whatever we'll settle on the field november 25th like men and and we'll go from there i i have no problem listen he's at his wits end he can't beat michigan he knows he's gonna get pummeled his only chance is to not play the game so do what you got to do so if you end up hiring this guy the stallions guy what what's the first thing you want him to do are we publishing the manifesto no he that would be up to him but he'd be uh you know a code breaker for us so i don't know what that would entail to him. But he'd be, you know, a code breaker for us. So I don't know what that would entail necessarily.

What codes do we need broken? There's probably a lot out there. I'm sure there is. I'm sure he could be very useful for some sort of gambling role or something. But, yeah, he's gone. Wait, is he like in literal hiding right now, like in Pakistan? Who knows? He probably just got 10 million dollar

check from michigan to shut his mouth and he's i i honestly i don't think he needs a cent like based on every love of the game is too much the love of the team is too much this is a guy who from freshman year in high school knew what he wanted to do with his life that is the truth he's being penalized for being like the most focused being penalized for cheating well not really yeah that's what he's being penalized for being the most focused, dedicated. He's being penalized for cheating. Well, not really. He didn't cheat. Yeah, that's what he's being penalized for. You consider stealing signs cheating? I consider going to the links they did certainly at least over the line, right?

No, I don't think so. You don't think so? No, because again, what they're going to have to do is say, all right, anyone can do it. Because you can literally, what he is being accused of doing, anybody can do. You can sit in the first row. So how are you going to prevent it? But nobody did do it.

Anybody could do. How do you know that? I texted Ohio State's coaches and asked them. They told me they didn't. There you go. There you go. I did. I texted them right away.

And I was like, you guys didn't. And they're like, no, we would never. Of course not. So again. How are you to say, I mean, that could be right. Yeah. Yeah, it could be right. That's what they told me.

They said, I said, do you follow all the rules? And they're like, yeah, of course. I believe the all-time vacated wins record in the Big Ten, Ohio State, 12 vacated wins, Michigan, none. Well, yet. Yet. Yet. I don't think that you think they have vacate they could why they could they

could spend hardball who knows what's gonna happen again i've been down this road i saw this guy uh who i dealt with during deflate gate greg the fuck's that guy's name from the indianapolis oil he's back out of the wood the same people who can't win on the field cry it's like how would greg doyle be worried about Michigan? He said, he tweeted out, I am a Heisman voter and I will not vote for J.J. McCarthy.

Well, I mean, that's just like smart. That could just be a football thing. I think that's a football thing. He hasn't played in anybody. J.J. McCarthy's just not a Heisman guy. But that is not what he was saying. He said because of the cheating scandal.

Oh. Other coaches said the sign stealing accounts for like 14 points a game. Is that what – 10 to 14? Mm-hmm. Who said that? I think that was in an article. At least.

At least. Deion Sanders said it's all garbage. You can FedEx the other guy the playbook. Urban Meyer said garbage. There's a million coaches. No, no, no. This is crying over spilled milk. If you –

Then why would they do it? That's what I don't understand. Cheating works. That's why they do it. Cheating works. That's why you cheat. So why would they do it? That's what I don't understand. Cheating works. That's why they do it. Cheating works. That's why you cheat. So why would he go to this extent if it gave him no advantage whatsoever? Why put yourself through all this?

Everybody's doing it. Okay. Okay, so. Everybody's disguising themselves. But if it doesn't make a difference, that's what I can't. If it doesn't make a difference, then why is everybody doing it? Because professional sports, you hunt for any little advantage. So it could give a slight advantage in certain situations.

My point is if everybody's doing it, we have a professional codebreaker who literally went to the Marine Corps as a U.S. hero just to learn this trait. He didn't end up at the Naval Academy by accident. He researched where'd Belichick go. I think he said Bobby Knight. Did Saban go to a military school? He listed all these coaches who coached at military schools. He could have gone to Michigan.

He's like, I'm going to become better for Michigan by going to the Naval Academy. The man studied code breaking to get singles. So does it make you question your love for Michigan? Like you might be a little fraudulent. I've never been stronger. But, I mean, you obviously don't love it to this extent that Connor Stallions does. Have you looked in the mirror and been like, damn, I didn't know. Compared to him, I don't seem to give a fuck.

No, we chose different career paths for sure. But now I've said this to Michigan. I will use every vehicle at my disposal to prove harbaugh's innocent i love the way the the school is acting the president is acting we're all behind jim but wait a minute they're not even trying to prove harbaugh was innocent they're just saying fuck you you can't do anything about it that's all they're saying they're not even trying to prove they're actually trying to uphold the constitution is what they're trying what constitution of the united states of? Yeah, innocent before guilty.

Oh, my God. Okay. I mean, what's his name? I think Stephen A. Smith or somebody said today, like, they have to suspend Michigan until they do the research. Do they got to figure this thing out? Why don't we just do it? Because you were—

Imagine doing that with everybody in this country. You get accused of something, and that's it it you're guilty until proven is it's reverse where where uh it figures a marine in michigan is the ones who have to stand up for the general basic rights all human citizens of this country are granted jesus christ i don't have a response in what world can you be like oh we got we've got to punish them before due process? Well, this isn't about laws. There's no laws broken. This is a competitive advantage on a field,

and the Big Ten has to prove to its other 13-member institutions they're not letting them get fucked out there. At this point moving forward, knowing that the signs are out there, who could possibly be getting fucked moving forward? Moving forward, no. But over the last three years. So then why would you care about that? Over the last three years.

But then let the Duke. Why would you stop it now? What does that do? Let Duke process play out. You stop. You punish the people that were responsible for it. What is the difference between letting Duke process? If nothing was wrong with it, they wouldn't have fired Connor Stallions.

Why wouldn't you wait to Duke process? Yeah. If nothing was wrong, why did he resign? We don't know that Connor Stallions had any connection to anybody else in the program knowing what he was doing. What are you giving me a look for? What the fuck do you think I'm giving you a look for? You think he was just standing by Harbaugh saying things on accident?

Well, no. Let me clarify, Brandon Walker. Would you let a low-level staffer just be right beside you at all times? Let me clarify. Okay. This is the gray area that we live in because of the rules. Sign stealing is gamesmanship, correct? A little bit.

It's like the tush push. They're the only ones good enough to decode the signs. Well, that is the truth. He went to the Naval Academy to do it. But, all right, sign stealing is part of the game. So Connor Stallion's professional codebreaker Marine Corps, he shows an infinity ability to steal signals from the other team. Gamesmanship.

He's not telling Harbaugh that he's going to other sidelines. He's just like i've broken their singles yeah here's what they're doing and i think all of that would be admirable and awesome if it wasn't literally against the rules and explicitly but but it is i think that's the part sign stealing is not going to the other games but who's to say yeah and filming the other game but that's what we're no no no no but let's say he's like hey i broke the other team singles i'm just watching him on TV. He's not saying that he went to the game.

But he didn't. Like, if he did do that, then there wouldn't be a problem. And we'd all be like, yeah, good shit, man. But why does he have to tell Harbaugh how he broke the signals? Why does he have to do what? Why does he have to tell Harbaugh the methods he used to break the signals? If he's just telling Jim, hey, I know their signals. And obviously, if he's correct, Harbaugh's like, stand

next to me. Harbaugh never asked, what's your methodology of breaking it? Then that's lack of institutional control that you don't know. That's what Ohio State got. Yeah, exactly. So you should know more than anyone else. That's what you're preaching. No, no, no.

God bless. You have to be able to prove. You have to be able to prove that Harbaugh knew. I don't think it's going to be very difficult at all. Yeah. I think full body bottles. Yeah, it's going to be pretty good evidence. And I think Brandon has a point.

And you actually don't have to prove that Harbaugh knew at all. Harbaugh not knowing, some would argue, is worse than him knowing because he has no – like you can't just let people do whatever the fuck they want. It's your job to know. Yeah. It's your job to know. That is for a single – That's what got Pat Fitzgerald at Northwestern.

It's his job to know. Dave, if your employees were out just like doing all sorts of crazy shit on behalf of the Barstool brand and you didn't know about it, that says that you're not locked in on. No, no. No, no. There's two different things going on. You guys are convoluting programs like Ohio State

where there is institutional chaos and morality issues. Free tattoos? Yes. And when our coach got caught with that, he immediately resigned, and he tapped his chest and said, my bad. And Pat Fitzgerald. I sold myself to a higher standard. This is football.

This is signs. You don't go. This is what the guys. Every coach has somebody dedicated to stealing signs. Connor Stallions was our guy. He's great at it. Harbaugh isn't sitting down. Hey, you did it.

You're great. And if one of you guys out there go murder somebody in the streets, that sucks, but I don't go down for that. I guess I would agree that if Nick murdered somebody, you probably wouldn't go down for that. Correct. Hey, Rico. What's up? 12-hour stream.

I didn't invite you. I just said hey. What's up, Dave? What was that? If Rico murdered somebody, you might go down for it that's true yeah if rico killed big t i that we would have all gone down for that correct yeah but if rico murdered big t in in six months past and you still like were like i never knew about any of this that doesn't that you're not off the hook it doesn't matter whether you know if you're like i never saw the video i never i don't know what you guys are talking about like i how was i supposed to know that's a faulty comparison though that's throwing again

um who has a job um that in a different field part of being a leader is knowing what okay if we have a sales person and they're bringing us great clients like great client great client great client i'm clap i'm like great job this sales guy they have stolen somebody else's rolodex i don't how would i fucking know that they stole the role i'm just psyched that they're bringing me sales leads i'm not interrogating them how they got these leads that's their job to do sales titus yeah but your job is to know. And then if I found out they stole the Rolodex, I'd be like, oh, you got to go. Sorry, you're fired.

But Barstool as a whole wouldn't be penalized. Titus? Well, Barstool is not in the NCAA. That's true. Well, that's safe. So the NCAA says that you do have to know whereas I don't think like well that's what that is that is why the SEC that is why we are fighting against the NCAA because for too long they've run this monopoly that is anti I just think if you're anti-government

anti-constitution that's what Michigan's fighting I think if you're a leader of an institution uh you it's your job to know what everyone below you is up to if connor stallions is is stealing signs of connor stallions is starting a morning live youtube show uh every single day monday through friday i think you as the leader should be aware of that and should know what do you talk about it every now and then talk about. I'm just vibing. Vibing to what? Nothing. I have no idea what's going on.

So why were you... Oh, no. It's not good. Moog, how bad do you want this show to end? I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Yeah, I'm just going to start in the pocket here. The caveat to that is Conor Stallions was tasked with stealing singles.

That's what he went to college for. That's what he was doing. I don't think Harbaugh is supposed to die. It's plausible. If it happens in your program, you have to know about it. You have to know about it. That's your job. It's the same thing that happened to Pat Fitzgerald.

It's the same thing. I'm not comparing what happened. I'm comparing he went down because he his defense was i didn't know about it they said we don't care it you they're different issues this is no this is a morality versus gamesmanship or what all the coaches what are your thoughts what are your thoughts on nate oats quickly not a fan why not be like how he handled uh the brandon miller correct situation yes but he didn't really know about but my issue would be Not a fan. Why not? Like how he handled the Brandon Miller situation. Yes.

But he didn't really know about it. No, but my issue would be after it all broke. Okay. How he handled it after, not before. I don't think he could have known before, I think. But then once you do know that there's a problem, you should step up and be a leader and say, I should have handled that better. Yes, in that case I do. but again you guys are are using signal stealing whereas murder i don't know that that's

apples that's a big gap between signal stealing and murder i don't think we're really equating the two well it sounded like he was because he asked me about you asked me about nato's so how can you not say i was equating it's not equating they're very different was murder Mook what about Joe Pa what about it I'm just

don't just say a coach that had a scandal I was just tossing a Nate in there I got no dog in this fight I got no dog in this fight. I got no dog. Is anyone on your side, like in sports media? I mean, all Michigan, again, it's very similar to the Patriots where nobody was on the Patriots side except the Patriots, but they were winning.

So when you're winning, Michigan hasn't won anything. You lost to TCU. Two Big Ten championships is winning something. We got bored winning them. We wanted you to have a chance. We wanted to spice the rivalry back up everybody you guys haven't won the rivalry was dead you guys had one since pre-covid it was done that's not that long yes it is you guys you wouldn't play during coven dave i got news for you uh you're not going to either after they say fake hates all this none of us us are going to win. You guys haven't won since 2011.

What, the Big Ten? The game, the rivalry, all of it. We've won the last two years. No, it's just for now. This is what, I get it. It's nuts that it has shifted this quickly where Ohio State is rooting for technicalities to get out to playoffs. And I'm fine. We is rooting for technicalities to get out to play us and i'm

fine that's how we're rooting for consistency it is literally integrity integrity it is literally the same as the colts we beat the fuck out of the colts everyone knows it had nothing to do with the played footballs we beat them so bad they ran and cried deja vu heavy is the head that wears the crown all right i think we could argue about this for days. And we probably will. Yeah, probably will. Y'all want to, I guess we can just go ahead and get out of here. Do you want the blood oath? What's the blood oath? When we beat you November 25th, you can never mention singles again.

But if you beat us, I'll say it was all cheating. I don't think that the risk reward there is not. Exactly. Take the blood oath. They're afraid of us. The risk reward is is the big bad bully is coming and there's nothing that you can do about it why why do you need the why do you need the blood oath because i'm sick of ohio state fans making excuses when you just were physically too

small too weak to man up and beat us i think the risk reward is is it's your first year at barstool you beat dave in a blood oath oh my god That's a career moment right there. You have the blood oath. I'm good. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'll take it if you want. I don't think we have. Move, move.

Stand down. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Stand down, move. Blood oath is open for anybody who wants it. All right. We'll be back tomorrow. That's the act. All right.

All right. All right. All right. It's the act. It's the act. Ticket links in the chat for the Invitational. Please come out if you're in the area. See you tomorrow. Bye.