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Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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What's up? My urologist did get me back to me. Oh boy. Oh, I was about that... He did. Yeah. Not bad. So, yesterday, or last night... I was freaking out. There was nothing. There was nothing. And reading it, it was... Read it back. When we do this show, in the... between the white lines, man in the arena comes. Yeah. Things happen that then when you leave this show,

you have moments of clarity where you're like, wait, what did I do? It made sense at the time. Yeah, you look back on it, you're like, I can't believe. Yeah. Given the context, it was a perfectly normal thing to DM a doctor. In the confines of these walls, it felt fine.

Right. And then I got home and I told my wife that I did that. She's like, what did you send him? And I read it to her and I said, what's up, doc? Remember when I said I shaved for you Horologist typically hear or appreciate the what-up doc was a Bugs Bunny joke That's as bad as it gets as it gets

He said that Before you say yeah, I assumed when you sent that that you guys had something like secret like no knew that was common no you established no okay no how did you do that I really stupid that was weird did he follow you on Instagram already he had already followed me on Instagram he also like right after the doctor's appointment or Yeah, before the doctor's appointment. So he's been following. Been following. He also, in my chart, like the notes from the thing, he was like, he works at a big media company. So, it's kind of really hammered at home.

But anyway, he did reply and he said, "'No, I thought that was funny,' "'and other people do say that, "'but it's usually in a joking manner.'" Oh, wow. Okay. So we're good you guys are cool we're good other people say what I trimmed for you I shaved for you I shaved for you mm-hmm you didn't say it in a joking yeah but they say I

said yeah start off with like the most classic joke of all time what's up doc that was a joke oh he moved on to the series but that softens the blood did he say ha ha ha ha? Oh how many ha's? You need at least two it was two okay, no, that's fine three I don't know as well ha ha how old is he if I had to guess in this young 30 you need well You have a young urologist Yeah, a boy urologist It's the good doctor, but he's a urologist it's the good doctor but he's a urologist it's just you're like Ted it's the new version of to catch a predator yeah the urologist is ten years old and trap and walks in he's like are you gonna really touch your penis that's

funny yeah honey sketch yeah just like he's so smart, but he chooses to go to urology. So good at urology. He's a boy born natural. He's a urologist. Urology phenom. And he never has a repeat client, because they all go to jail for pedophilia. He's Japanese.

He practiced urology 10 hours a day, from age six. A 10-year-old urologist starts. That's really funny. funny keep seeing all these He's just so much better at urology than every other he's figured out things about the penis that no man transcended penis the way he handles The way he made like a big yet like a news breaking breakthrough and penis Yeah, like a news breaking breakthrough in penis discovery. He's the forefront penis doctor.

And he's such yet to turn 11. Yeah, they do like when they find a new planet, they're like, 11-year-old boy finds new thing about penis. Yeah. Yeah, he looks right down the hole and just his synapses just connect the dots. His eyes are so good he can see all the way down the hole. His laser focus, he looks right down the hole and just his synapses just connect the dots Eyes are so good. He could see all the way laser focus. He's actually He gets right he gets his eyeball right up to the hole

He's so good at umpiring to Oh Man, I'll be a really good sitcom. Yeah Yeah, doogie how's a remake but he's a urologist. Yeah, and younger. And again, really, really good. The best. He's super goofy. He puts his hand over his other eye

so he can really get the aim right. He kinda talks down to you. Okay, big fella. Shut up, dude. He's got the smallest little boy dick in here. Yeah, he's got the smallest little boy Hasn't even hit puberty yeah, what knows everything he's a sanctimonious dickhead Yeah, a lot of scoffs he smacks nurse's ass on the way out real bad guy You think this is testicular cancer?

Oh My god. Yeah, he probably I work with an amateur's disease named after him. He's that good. Yeah, he's that good You have a penis disease named after a boy. I don't think this is a sitcom. This is just a drama Yeah, it is medical drama very serious fence suspenseful drama This is a sitcom, this is just a drama. Yeah it is. A medical drama, very serious. Suspense. Suspenseful drama. Oh man. Yeah. We might have to make that like at least commercial. Or at least find a boyurology. I think if you wanna make it a comedy,

you're just switching over to gynecology. A boy gynecology. Boy gynecology. That's weirder. Yeah, that's creepy. Yeah, Yeah that's creepy. Sorry, sorry. Yeah that sucks. I thought it would be funnier. It's a, it's, it's maybe it's, maybe it's an 11 year old girl gynecologist. No, okay. Back to urology, sorry. And she actually has, she's blind. Even as a blind. The blind even as a blind in the blind urologist

Yeah, the blind urologist who can only tell your maladies through taste Comes in with this cane and you just start sucking your dick like oh shit Oh shit Kid scrubs, but he's so good. It's worth the pet It's worth the going to jail cuz he'll find out like he's giving wrong which is that would be so funny Just have like a live camera of you just your doctor walks in you're worried about your dick And it's just a real. It's a little cute boy He's he's blind deaf and he lost both of his hands in a factory accident. He has to use his tongue.

His tongue and his smell. He can diagnose by taste. He smells your balls. It's like a drug sniffing dog. Oh no. This is a problem. I smell a tumor. Guys? Yeah. I think we got a lot to work with here.

Did we do the hat? It's a throwback. I want to make this sketch. If you have the backing, we can make this show happen. If you have the backing we could we could make this show happen. Oh Man Lucas plays him Shorts just hire a boy. Yeah little boy

Master of penis mass. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, oh, he's so straight to he loves pussy love The point of being the straightest boy. That's like, you know house was addicted to pills. He's a sex Sex addict sex addict boy He won't even touch his own penis no, it's gay yeah Yeah You know I Think we got some he's wrecking homes. Yeah, this is really awesome. No comedy whatsoever. So no serious very serious Yeah, every episode someone almost dies. Oh, yeah, or does yeah or does well no he saves them Like maybe other people die. Yeah This is good shit anybody wants one a pipe up

He's obviously having an affair with Kiki Palmer. He's fucking Kiki Palmer. He's playing the head nurse He goes home. She's not the He goes home he just watches cartoons Well, he's a bedtime yeah yeah race car lives at home butter noodles in a race car bed after a long day yeah roblox he gets paid in robux yeah it's a lollipop after every not that not them. He's supposed to give it to the patient. Yeah, he gets mad. Alright, you get one too. He's a little boosted.

You know what sugar does to him? Yeah, he's like a menace. Yeah, his mom picks him up and puts him in the car seat after 12 hours at the ER. Yeah, he's five. Five years old. He's gotta be five. He's five years old. Five year old Korean urologist who loves pussy. That's a genuine snort.

All right. We could keep going. Someone else is going to have to stop. Really? Somebody else? We could keep going. Yeah, what else is gonna have to stop it really somebody else like you want to stop then do you got it? Yeah, give another topic All right that won't be clipped I'm excited for the thumbnail today You get good make it realist I want the thumbnail to get the designer arrested.

It's got to be blurred. Not safe for work. Maybe just a boy standing in front of a dick x-ray. Yeah. Oh man. That was good fun. That was very good fun. How's everybody?

Good. Good. I'm really good. That was very good How's everybody good I'm really good I'm walking on cloud If we could just make the pilot that's all I it's a proof of concept right people would we were higher actors write a script Like right now we sound crazy, but then you'll watch it be like I need a whole scene Yeah, you're like holy shit. This is captivating. We can actually pitch this We should try to get a meeting to pitch it as that's that's the video

Let's just pay the entire show is actually just us pitching this show Just every episodes like all right this week on this week's boy Just every episodes like all right this week on this week's boy urologist The guys try to pitch it to HBO and wait till the guys on the board are like when we drop that he's addicted to pussy Yeah Wait, there's more Yeah, we need to we need to find we need to get a meeting We just pitch it to UTA. Yeah, maybe we could can you call somebody right now? Pitching the pitch the pitch the no no pitching the show

Yeah, what do you call it young penis? Dr.. Boy Dr.. Boys good. No it's young penis. Why you NG yeah? Young yes, yes Young penis Storyboard this so bad It's like 49ers Cowboys It's the most state football commercial TNT's top new drama young penis after the game

Dr.. Young is as his arms crossed and he's like rotating in front of a With six lollipops We do the whole story arc where he's this starts with an Australian accent because he's watching so much blue at home It's the perfect show because it's a medical drama, but it's also sexy. And then it's also like... It has the drama of the home life. It's growing up. It's the trials and tribulations of growing up. Have a bad home?

No, but like one night... Abuse is fuck. Abuse of home for sure. He's got a helicopter mom. Yeah, she's always hovering during surgery. Tiger mom. Yeah, she's always hovering. Yeah Yeah, there's like yeah, you need broccoli one Yeah, you can't you can't do procedures cuz his mom said you're not leaving till you finish your vegetable I think stuck at the table. I think episode one is his fifth birthday. That's how it starts. Yeah, he turns five episode one blows out like

Maybe he's at somebody else a classmates fifth birthday. Yeah, he's like jealous of the other kid opening the gifts And he has to go into work. The beeper goes off. He goes off fuck He's blindfolded doing pain pin the tail and then his beeper goes off. He pulls it out. He's a god fucking damn it Hops on his tricycle yeah Yeah Urology so far good. Yeah, there's a lot of science savants Urology savant. Yeah, there's a lot of science savant Plenty people love medical dramas. It's called it's combined It's young Sheldon combined with a medical drama combined with to catch a predator to catch a predator in like full house

Yeah, so is Californication. Yeah, is the is the bad guy just a grown-up doctor who's tired of his shit the the bad guy is There's like people protesting the morality of it, but I think like the lead protester then finds like a lump on his nut. Yeah, and he saves his life, changes everything. Also I think if we're combining shows, I would, maybe his mom is Korean, his dad is very Italian.

Oh yeah. So he gets Sopranos in there. Yep, yeah. Gotta get the Sopranos in there yep yeah yeah and his dad's like the whole time he's like my son's gay fucking Kyle Kuzma those dads yeah disgusted yeah this is not the last you'll hear of this. No, we've got to storyboard it. I want to pitch it. I do too.

I just want to pitch it to someone real. And maybe like one trailer. We shoot like a trailer, not a full episode. And just have, yeah, just have a couple agents look at us and be like, what is going on? Imagine the casting call for that. Parents don't want their kids to be stars. Oh, yeah Are you a five-year-old Korean boy, would you like to be a star?

Finally Clint Eastwood takes Its army hammers return up It's army hammers return Yeah, wait if it's just like a old it's like an adult white man playing a five I was saying Clint Eastwood directs it. I saw a young boy. Yeah, yeah This is winner, it's a winner. It's a winner. Stephen, you got anything to add in? We're gonna need you to... He's...

Stephen, was that something you were interested in? Young penis? It worked! Yeah, wow. This is how we get them! This is good shit. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was cutting the cut out.

You got the gist? Yeah. Ugh. I need Quigs or someone to just do it. I think we put a pilot together and then spread rumors that the star of the show is just a huge fucking diva on set. Oh yeah. The production is a disaster.

This is like the... Five year old kid is so hard to work with. What's that movie that like got deleted from the world? The uh wasn't there like a Hitler movie that was Charlie Chaplin or someone? The great dictator? The dictator? No not the producers. Fuck what was it?

That's what Young Penis is gonna be for us. Yeah we'll find that. Maybe we just do a private screening. Yeah. What was it like what? A private screening of young No, not downfall that was oh Man this is good

Hmm that cemented that We three could never be hired anywhere. Yeah, that's on the internet. Yeah, we're just we're in it for life. God damn He's such a dickhead I'm trying to picture the where the fuck are my tinger to a patient is sitting on the edge of the hospital bed How is he standing on? Yeah, we still need to workshop some of this of course Everyone has to get down on his level all this this stuff is really really really low. The interview? Was it the interview?

The interview? Oh, the... The thing about theaters. No. I'm trying to find it, but there was a British sitcom called How Honey I'm Home. Was that hit? How can Young Penis not get me? Yeah, right. How Honey I'm Home?

What was this? There's like a lost movie I'm pretty sure they almost deleted Toy Story 2 they only had it in one spot And I think they almost deleted it. What does that mean? Really? Yeah before it was put out No, that's the producers right It's like a clown or something how do you upload movies to like the cinema? I don't know. What is that process? Is it a file?

Jerry Lewis clown movie? Yes! Yes! There it is, The Day the Clown Cried. Unfinished and unreleased 1972 Swedish-French drama film directed. It's based on original screenplay. What is it? Premise of content which features a circus clown

who's imprisoned at a Nazi concentration camp. Oh my. Yeah, they just like never. Wow. That's gonna be our young penis. Is that the poster? All those words? Script.

The day the clown would never be released but later donated an incomplete copy. I gotta see the plot. Why is it, yeah, why was it not Helmut Dork? Helmut Dork? I guess we're making our move. Helmut Dork. Helmut Dork.

Helmut Dork. Go to his page. I just don't have one. German circus clown during the beginning of World War II in the Holocaust. Once a famous researcher. Okay, so why was this not? He's past his prime.

You have to be a clown if you're named Helmut Dork. Helmut Dork. You have to. The Dork to be a clown if you're named helmet door helmet door You have to dork family is only clouds a distraught helmet is arrested later by the Sapo for drunkenly mocking Adolf Hitler in a bar Oh, it's He's in prison in Nazi camp for political prisoners for x3 to 4 years remains there while hoping for a trial chance to plead His case this is dark. Yeah He maintains his status among the other inmates by bragging about what a famous performer he wants with his helmet dork. Young penis will be better than this.

Whoa! Whoa! He was in Pied Piper fashion to help lead the Jewish children to their deaths in the Gash So can you go down to why it was never? Damn, that's dark. It ends with him walking a young girl into the chamber. Oh my god That is so dark. So why was it helmet dork? Film became a source of legend almost immediately after his production quoted comedian. We saw a rough cut of the film. Oh So cut Quoted comedian we saw a rough cut of the film Also got oh alright, so people were like yeah, this is too much too much ours no ours will be light-hearted. Yeah, yeah, I Thought it was serious. It's both. That's it's a little like slightly harder to do the flex Yeah, it's light-hearted in like the knowing look way where people like

But like him losing like three patients then having to go to a birthday party afterwards, that would be awesome. He still believes in Santa. A mall Santa comes in and he has to work on his dick. But he's also losing his faith in God. Special guest episodes, Blippi comes in with like a. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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That's him Yeah, oh Man and again very good at urology. That's not hmm. Oh The one else to eat me said we need to move on is the least funny thing the yak has ever done I just what's great whole heart I disagree fuck off, sir. I disagree We can we can What was the thing you just sent us TJ? We can we can What was the thing you just sent us TJ?

Powell cleanser to poppy the to poppy podcast just posted a clip of us talking about them. Oh nice Yes, you guys I love They say oh sick bro. We're weaving a nice kid still doing the podcast. Oh, yeah, there's like that party was crazy Oh, yeah, oh my god. Yeah, to poppy. What would you guys say? There's no context. It's just us watching Wait, that's it? They don't give us... They don't react? No. What the fuck? That's not their bag yet.

Honestly, on Tinder and stuff, one of my friends... That's it? ...and oh my god, hey... We need to post us saying that's it. Tag them. Let's get into React Off. Hey We need to post us saying that's it tag them that's getting a react on oh Yeah, I just don't think they have it that they haven't gotten to reactions yet Yeah, we need to react off just keep going down the rabbit hole

Somebody else bring up a point I'd yeah Oh, Stu's doing his show tonight. That's going to be. Yeah. He said he has 120 minutes of material. Right, so it started out as an hour. And then it went to an hour and a half. And then today he said two hours. Hmm.

He's doing his life story. Have you met with him or discussed the plan? No. I was going to do 15 minutes. Then I went down to 10. And now I'm doing five. Do you think he's actually structured this out and his brain or elsewhere I think he's just gonna go up there and rip it loosely I think there's a loose structure I think he's yeah he has a

beginning and end what happens in the middle yeah yeah points maybe some key points 120 minutes. Not to give anything away. Yeah. Well, he's in rare form. Oh, yeah. He, uh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Another one. Rare form? Yeah.

I could hear it from upstairs. Yeah. He had to go to the principal's office today. Oh, man. No, Hank. Yeah. Well, we've lost control. Yeah.

No. There's no control. It's a... And how many episodes are left? It's a hurricane. A lot. Yeah. No. There's no control. And how many episodes are left? It's a hurricane. A lot. Yeah. This happens though with Stu.

We lose control and then we bring him back and then we go again. But yeah, another great personal sports advisor's coming up. Yeah, he's going to be coming in hot to this. I think this is going to be filmed and put out as a special. Yeah. The problem with Stu is he, it's like the control that we lost, on the show he's great. It's when he starts treating everyone in the room like they're on the show. Like you can treat me, Jerry, Brandon did stats today,

Ashley, we're all on the show, even Hank. But there were people operating cameras that he was saying things like, hey Stu, can you stop? Got it. Yeah. Mm. Did he say anything? The show never ends for him. Was Ben Mince brought back up?

Uh, yes. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. He was in rare form. Rare form. He's feeling himself. He also, I think he's just, he went 0-5.

So, he had to figure out a way to get everyone back. Okay. He said that his record is... He did give a great speech. His record is not week to week. It's judged in decades. Yeah, that's great. And how's this decade going?

I think well. Okay. It's the stock market. Yeah. You could say the market is down today, but then you zoom out and it's like oh shit it's been up if you've been invested for last 20 years you're great yeah that's that's his approach you want to go by years or seasons yeah decades and that's your decades yeah stick with him yeah he's been getting his teeth kicked in with I

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show. Brandon has the geniuses with Kirk. Yeah. And third chair. How'd it go? How did the first episode go? It went well. I think some of the choices Jeff is kind of tinkering with. Tinkering with. Yeah, I think there's some aggressive background music that he's going to pull back on tonight, from what I understand. That's an easy fix. That's an easy fix.

I think the bones of the show are very good. And I know that we've recorded three or four more that are going to be our best episodes are coming. And it's stoolies that get to compete against you guys. It's three stoolies against three geniuses every time. Last night it was Clemmer. Tonight it's Chief. I don't want to spoil it, but we've already recorded

with a couple of other guys. I think he released the full list. Yeah, who the third chair. We recorded with PFT, Dana Beers. I think you're doing it at some point. Here it is. Titus is doing it at some point. Titus, Tommy, Nick, Che.

Love it. Did your team get along? Were you supportive of each other? Well, there aren't really teams, per se. It's more of an individual pursuit. That's perfect for you. Until it's teams at the very, very end. But yeah, it's just me and Kirk basically competing

against these guys. And it's fun. And we've seen some very good trivia of mine. Last night, I think Joe was excellent. He was amazing. I watched it. Yeah. Those guys are smart. When did the playoff start? Whenever that schedule says. I just show up whenever Jeff tells me.

And I think there were some dozen fans who were nervous that this is in place. This is an additional. A dozen that this is in place. It doesn't. This is additional. Doesn't is coming back in February. It's a dozen spin off. That's just, you know, going to have a limited run. It's good. And are they harder questions? No, they're not harder.

They're more sports. It's 100% sports oriented. There's no pop culture, no movie, no nothing. Do you think this will sharpen you for the dozen season? I feel like it will. Yeah. I would agree with that. I really don't have to get that much sharper.

Or you're getting rid of all the questions you know here. Is there endless trivia? There might be, because we've got to be scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. Yeah, it feels like it. But the ways he's done lists and he's done new, there's new games, new mini games that we've never done before that are pretty clever.

What is it? What's one of the mini games? Well, there's one. There's a pixelated picture that if you guess it as soon as you see it, you get five points. The unpixelates it a little bit. The unpixelates it a little bit. There's that. There's some word letters or some crosswords. Oh, nice. I like what my favorite dozen game is when when it's like 30 answers and you go back and forth. That's my favorite.

is when when it's like 30 answers and you go back and forth. We have a segment of those on every show. Yeah. Oh great. Yeah. Those are my favorites. I like those get like really like the farther you get along. It just like ramps up ramps up ramps. Last night it was the last 30 quarterbacks to lead the NFL in passing touchdowns. I think that was last night and the contestant went all the way almost all the way back to the 70s. Yeah. What was one of the best I've seen. I think that was last night and the contestant went all the way almost all the way back to the 70s. Yeah. What? It was one of the best I've seen and I think they got the whole board. Yeah. Who was in the 70s? Oh, guys like Brian Sipe and Kenny Stabler. Whoa. It was it was II bowed out at I missed on Stabler and then I was out and he kept

going. Man. Damn. Damn. People love knowing things they know. I love knowing people love knowing things they know I love knowing people love knowing things They're asked that's a free tip if you want to make someone's day. Yeah, ask him question in their wheelhouse a brief feeling of power Yeah, it's fleeting Titus. What's the? Indiana NBA team The fever are the WBA team, but I don't think you're talking about MNBA yeah the MNBA uh that's the Pacers man okay cool yeah thank you man yeah fuck it Indiana Pacers yeah the Indian Pacers yeah you just know they're they're named

after like the that was pretty quick race the pace car race car like the pace cars okay so that's that's where they get the name from. It's not pacing. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. That's like a good deed. You know your shit. Do that to somebody today. Yeah, instead of saying something nice, ask somebody a question you know they know.

Yeah. Huh. Have you decided if you're trading PFT or Fran? Because you were telling me for the next dozen you want to shake things up. Did you figure out which one of them you're trading? That is actually not a conversation we had. You haven't made that public yet?

No. Well, wasn't this you doing a trial run with Kirk? So you guys could be a team? No, that wasn't. Yeah, and you're trying out the third chair for whoever's going to do it. It's going to be you, Kirk, and Portnoy. We're not 3,125.

I think it's, by the way, I think it's 3,925. 3,925. Why 25 why did you you went and looked no I I remember oh I say yeah 3 9 25 I'll start 3 9 25 115 days 3 9 25 oh damn that was a jump yeah seconds if you're having an MVP run in the dozen regular season would that impact contract negotiations for you at all? I am currently not slated to be in the new season of the dozen until something is decided. Oh, you're holding out.

3,925. You're not reporting to Minicamp. Dozen Minicamp, hold out. Brandon, are you role playing, or is this? 3,925, Scott. I don't know what you need to know other than that. Well, you're concerning the boy. You're scaring him a little bit.

Kyle's fine. I'm fine. Kyle's a grown man. Ask me something. I'll ask you something. What? I'll ask you something. OK, go ahead.

What state has the least populous county in the entire United States? Texas. That's correct. Wow. Like a one with like three. Wow. Yes that's correct. Well I think they might have one with zero. That's that wouldn't make sense. Three doesn't make sense. What are the five schools that play on different colored turf in college football. Eastern Washington, Boise State. Something in Carolina, right?

Is it Eastern Carolina? No, it's one of the Michigan's. Yep. One of the Michigan's. Is it in Carolina, right? It is in Carolina. Yes. There's five? All right, there's a purple one and there's a

gray one. Eastern Michigan is gray? Yes. Yes. And then the purple one is, it's not ECU? No, it's not ECU. Is it in Carolina? Yeah. Carolina one and then there's another one. Western? No. Western? No. It's very, it's almost a touch in the water, right? Oh, coastal plays on the teal field. Yep. Yeah. Who's got the purple field? There's a purple field somewhere.

Ferman? Not Ferman. Big Cat, is it purple? I believe it is purple and gray or something. Yeah, who is it? Central Arkansas. Or it's red, maybe. No, that's Eastern Washington.

Yeah, yeah. Central Arkansas. So you asked me something I didn't know. Oh **** I'm sorry. You do the opposite of. Yeah you're right. What Heisman winning quarterback in the 2000s started the least amount of games in college? God damn Carl I don't know that either. Okay. RG three? Uh no wait wait wait. What do you you feel on the answer to. Oh, Kim. Yeah. Oh, a tale of radical. Oh no. Call to all creatives. Oh, they wake up. Yeah. You almost have to get almost. That's I mean, just to put a book

in their entire Twitter account. This whole thing started. Oh, it's Joe Tso. This whole thing. Yeah, think about that again, Joe. Yeah, this whole thing started with talking about how DMing my urologist or something in between the white lines, when you get out of the show, it's not as funny. Young penises, hard to explain to someone outside of. You wouldn't try.

You've got to be careful with those first three words you say in that sense. That is not something you want to tell people. That's new. Try, someone should try. Yeah, I'm working on a show. Oh, that's cool. Blutman's in the chat, by the way. He got the turf color question right.

Oh, hell yeah. OK, well, that just made me feel bad that Blutman knew it. Well, but does Blutman have access to a computer to look it up? Of course he does. He knew that. What three teams still play on solely grass? There's a whole lot more than three. Just name three of them.

Yeah, name three. But quick. Purdue, Mississippi State, Northwestern. There you go. Look at you. What was that for? Northwestern plays on turf. They're playing on the soccer field. Motherfucker!

You missed what? Three college? You play on grass? I could say anybody. Damn, Brandon. Purdue, Mississippi State, and Auburn. There it is. Unfortunately, your first answer was locked in. Alright, four birthdays.

Four icons or fringe icons. OK. I want you to tell me, rank them in order of who is on the most American lock screens. OK. Yeah. Wow. Jimmy Kimmel.

Metta World Peace. Sure. Whoopi Goldberg. Gerard Butler. I think Butler's the only one. So many 300-quote wallpapers, I bet. I think he's the only one owning any lock screens. Whoopi's own a lock screen?

Are we saying all time or right today? The gist I'm going for. Who, at their peak or whenever, has the most adorers, like super fans. Not just people who know them or like them. Run through it again? Whoopi, Gerard, who are the other? Kimmel, Metal World Peace.

I don't know that, well. Whoopi? I think I'm, I think it was. Whoopi definitely had a door. Who is the most successful? Whoopi. Yes. I think it'd make more sense to have an athlete

as your wallpaper than an athlete. That's what I'm saying, if it was make more sense to have an athlete as your wallpaper. That's what I'm saying. If it was at any time, like Lakers fans definitely had Ron Arteson. But he was one of the best players on the team. Yeah, but they still. They were the second best hit player. Yeah, but they were probably like, you know, like everyone's got Kobe. Yeah, I'm going to go with Ron Arteson. I'm going to go with Lamar Odom or Pogasal. Unless somebody had like the Malice at the Palace. What team was that? That was Pacer. That was Indiana Pacer. Oh, fuck yeah. I bet you a lot of people have that.

Yeah. The ripped jersey. And Kimmel was... he's so famous that he has to be on Sunk. Does anybody fucking love Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah, not anymore. People love Conan. People love Johnny Carson. Does anybody love Kimmel? I think there's a need for Malice.

People even love eight older nor like normal regular people Really I have never watched Jimmy Kimmel. I watched the man show Hell yeah, man show was awesome. I don't watch have you ever been to his house Brandon hmm I've never been to Jimmy Kimmel's house anyone been to what took a while to answer. I was asking big cat Why was that the question? I don't know that's a good question I'd like to know if you were I Would go to our Butler have you been to his house? What was the question who Jimmy Kimmel yeah Titus have you know no I have in fact oh

That's pretty cool you had had like a hundred ten inch TV in 2010 oh I remember about the house. That's probably a million dollars. It was fucking crazy I watched the Lakers like a real light not a projection. It was like an actual television So how big is TV now with inflation is like two hundred inches It's the only thing I remember about the house Norma's TV I've been outside it just never. Mind blown by the TV. Yeah.

Whoopi Goldberg's the biggest. Yeah. She's the what? Yeah. In terms of like adoring fans. Recognizability. I also think adoring fans like women are, they'll adore. She's the most adored.

I think that's the answer. Yeah. I think she's kind of hated now. She's's the most adored. I think I think that's the answer. Yeah, I think she's kind of hated She's also the most about oh landon-nors has a lot of fans. He's the most adored. He is the most adored Do who is that? But that was f1? That wasn't in the group of people he said it was should have been because he would have kicked everyone's ass that wouldn't yeah That would have been an easy mode. What a Gerard Butler's second best movie or second most iconic I was gonna ask that myself. I'm really good law by White House down was he in that can I see Gerard Butler? Yes, I love you. I know yeah, I obviously know

That was a good one. I know he is but I just wanted to see a picture of him. Just oh, yeah Yeah, I definitely I feel like a lot of never seen you've never seen a movie I've never seen 300 either That was so huge though I heard a rumor And I don't know if it's true and I don't mean to put you on the spot Danny But I heard a rumor that you do a really good. This is Sparta like whole thing. Oh Here that white socks Dave told me really

Danny from Nick's mouth Danny used to walk in and say this is bar stool That's something that's only soley out. That would give a soley chills. This. Don't do it. Yeah. Yeah I'm just not ready to do it for you guys. Yeah no. It is good. You've done it at bars a lot. Yeah. Got kicked out of a couple was he that was he like the heartthrob of 300 yeah he was poster he was so hot he started like the the workout thing like like doing the Gerard Butler was Barton right yeah you're doing like the like I gotta get abs like that guy had this were airbrushed he might they like painted those on him right they better not have I think there was like a scene where they All got them sprayed on yeah, I'm sure

Hmm that getting like the whenever the movie stars getting like they just do steroids right yeah Yeah, yeah, and then they don't have to do anything But work out and eat the food that's cooked for them for four months and they do the steroids And then they and then like some magazines like, this is how they got in shape. Yeah. And you can't be always- They don't mention the steroids.

No one mentions the steroids. Yeah. They're like, he did this and she did that. I'd be fine if they mentioned it. Like, I don't care. Just let us know what's realistic. Like don't tell me that I can have Brad Pitt's abs if I do like a hundred pull-ups a day. Yeah.

Like, buy the magazine for his secret. And then he's like, it's asparagus. Yeah, and TRT. Yeah, right. Now there's a lot of young influencers who are like very open about their steroid use. Like that's like... If you're not playing a professional sport,

why not say it? That's like a thing. Like I'm a steroid using 21 year olds. Really? A lot, yeah. Who's the guy from Silicon Valley that started doing the Marvel shit? TJ Miller no the fucking the Indian dude kuma Open about steroids yeah Like yeah, I'd be quiet for a little bit, but then his jaw just yeah became like his main thing

I think he was like yeah, I mean I'm fucking kumal just not injecting shit into my body They're going for a new role. Yeah that guy you guys know the trend twins. Yeah The trend twins they're getting angry on angrier there. Yeah, they're both. I guess trend. I don't I Think that's like the the most no oh shit Oh shit Okay, two girls find that hot I can't stop now like I guess now as a mom I can't stop especially a boy mom like If that's how my voice turned out. I feel like I'd be at home like Yeah, what did I do like what the fuck yeah?

No, I don't find that hot. I find that good neither do I? Yeah No, I don't find that hot. I find that... Good, neither do I. Yeah, I find... That's like having muscles. Those guys are both gonna be followed by you. So lame. Followed by Barstool Big Cat. So lame. Just having like sick muscles. Fucking...

I like hidden strength. Hidden strength, yeah. Like it's under some layers, but like you could flip a car off me and you could do strength. Yeah, like it's it's under some layers But it's but like you could flip a car off me right to write like that. What about wordplay? Baggy sweatshirts Little unkempt Steven were you watching the NBA at a bar last night? A little unkempt. Steven, were you watching NBA at a bar last night? Yeah, we went to DraftKings Sportsbook bar.

Oh, who's we? Me, Megan, Tate, and Riggs. Oh, nice. Yeah, it was fun. Crazy into that game. Yeah, he called the time out? Chris Webber, yeah. Brutal. Oh, hell yes. That's fun. It is awesome.

The Sportsbook at Wrigley. It's like the coolest place in the world Yeah, tighties are you gonna go to the game on Saturday? Yeah? Yeah? Oh nice? I gotta figure out tickets, but I don't know where to sit uh Yeah, I don't do where good seat would be I feel like first baseline upper deck is a move But who the hell knows yeah, Ohio State's playing it Wrigley.'s really cool. Yeah. Yeah, the end zone. The real cool thing is the field almost fits in the stadium. But it does. Yeah.

It almost. No, the first time they did it. That's just going into the seats. The first time they did it, it actually didn't fit, and they only had to play one way. Half court. Yeah, they played half court football. When did they do that?

It was like ten years ago? Yeah, if you get an interception, you got to take the ball back. That's what they did Yes, the you can find a TJ they didn't they didn't do it correctly and zone ended on the wall and It was like they looked at it in the pregame and they're like this is like someone get very hurt So even they took the dugout out Steven that, steven. That'd be your dream for catching Balls. Oh, that's pretty good That corner. Yeah, I don't know where I think up up up. Yeah, right. Yeah I think maybe the though first baseline up is your probably best chance. Yeah, look at this

This is when 2010. Yes, I remember this. They had to play one way. Yeah, so they just kept on playing the Yeah, I'm really curious to see what I'm not anticipating it being awesome, but it is definitely unusual and kind of an oddity. So and how much are like the tickets on the like the far side? Like there? 199. Can you see the view of what that would look? That wouldn't be great, would it? No, not No, but I bet it's not bad. Can you see the view of what that would look... That wouldn't be great, would it? Not great, but I bet it's not bad.

No, that's probably not bad if you're sitting up top on the bleachers. Frippi and my favorite football team in my favorite stadium, I'm not as excited as I probably should be, and that's probably because my brain can't conceptualize what I'm gonna see, but... You guys are gonna kill him. Beat the fuck out of him, yeah.

Beat the fuck out of them yeah Did you see the report So there was that whole There was this whole like controversy that the Ohio State and Michigan are Ohio State's last six games Are all noon games Did you see Ryan Glassbeagle

Had a report that essentially It's like the big wig donors At Michigan and Ohio State are demanding. Are the ones that are saying it? Yeah. Yeah. Because they don't want to do night games? Yeah.

It's crazy. Why not? Why not? They, like, they just want to, I don't know. There are a lot of excuses behind it. Yeah, it was weird. But they have power. Like Michigan and Ohio State can basically, Fox says, here's where you're playing, they say no. Hmm. I don't mind new games. For olds, here's where you're playing. They say no. I don't mind new games.

For olds, new games are better. That's what it's the olds that want it. Because they're not going to drink all day. They don't care about it. And they like to get home when it's still sunny out. Yeah. Yeah, it's the olds. I don't want to get home at fucking 2 AM.

That is crazy power, though, that they just get to decide. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. Got to be a little rumor and innuendo to that, though, that they just get to decide. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. Got to be a little rumor in any window of that, though, because, I mean, Fox. Sounded like it was. Well, Fox has clearly been wanting to make the noon game their big game for a year.

Of course. So Ohio State's going to be in their big game most of the time. Ohio State and Michigan play at noon have been playing at noon forever. But Michigan, it said Michigan's not allowed to have a night game after daylight savings. Oh, they don't want a cold game, then. They want cold. They don't want, uh, they've used like like that many people in bad weather leaving the stadium in the dark is like a

mess. Like there's a lot of excuses. Do you do warm weather teams statistically play a lot worse against? I think so. I mean, Dolphins. Well they don't come in college. They will maybe now. They might now. With the college football playoff you get out of Alabama going to Penn State. The Dolphins though. Yeah going up to New England. The Dolphins always hit Buffalo.

Yeah. I feel like they always suck. But then it works in reverse too because the Dolphins early in the season. Get them in the heat. They put the side line, they put the opposing team on the sideline with the sun. Sweat them out. I feel like playing in like negative 20

is like a different sport. Oh yeah. Hurts so much. Who was saying if Kent State goes 0 and 12, I have to do like a 24 hour bubble bath stream? I think, yeah, who was maybe you somebody brought it up Come on dude, did they potentially go on 12? I think they will they very likely There's a thing I think they can beat Akron have they had a close game

Yes, but I think one the ball state they almost one of those type teams I think they can beat Akron is that the college team you drew root for Their 30-point underdogs today. They were good. Yeah, not they haven't even led in a game at any point So they haven't had a close game No, they've not Know they their first three games were 52 They've not, no, their first three games were 52-33 loss, which, or no, sorry, that wasn't their first game.

They lost it, who the fuck is this? SPF? They lost to St. Francis. St. Francis? Yeah. PA? And then they lost. It's Tennessee, Penn State.

Yeah, look at that. After losing to France. 71-0, 56-0. Oh, they did Ball ball state that was close Yeah, they've had some like good highlights there was one of their receivers is really good 41 nothing I Think we got a better tonight now 30 and a half point under dogs Bubble back that did they just try it every game you have to on this play after read it

Do people go to the games? Is there an atmosphere? No, no, not the weeknights. I just don't think it's right to make fun of college kids for not playing well in their in their sport. I agree. They're trying. They're trying. They are trying. It's there and like pull them out and say, oh, look at these guys. It's not like it's not like there's expectations for Kent State. They're not in the fucking SEC. It's true. I think you can make fun of them as a collective but no individual no individual quarterback still a beast

Just tell the tough hand Beast I think he's a beast To get to where he is. I know it's yeah, okay, like a beast quarterback could probably beat st. Francis Tommy Olatowski It's actually almost better that they lost to Saint Francis because they didn't like if they started 1-0 they'd be like wow. Look at us. This could be a season for us. False hope. Yeah. That's tough. So yeah, bubble bath stream, 24 hours. Silent. Should have people come in. You interview them like a

talk show but you're still bad at holding the phone. No, it's a silent stream. Shit, that's what the person said that wanted it. Did you get to refresh the water? You'd have to. You'd be pruned to death. Set in cold water? Yeah, often.

Yeah, you'd have to recycle the water. You guys used to, when the power went out, would you take baths and heat up water on the stove? Never really had the power out for a long enough time I don't think and when the power went out it was usually a storm aren't you not supposed to bathe when there's a storm Happening what can't the lightning go through the 100% no that's something that your parents Huh your parents told you that to keep you out of the bath. I heard that They could you're not supposed to of the bath. I heard that All the storms I don't think you're supposed to shower while

The shower rule in our house. Oh, what it was like a strict rule Yeah, my mom be like get out of the tub of storms coming. Yeah, it's in the same spheres like you drive with the light on Um, I think who's that famous cook lady Martha Stewart. Yeah, you know she I think who's that famous cook lady Martha Stewart. Yeah, you know she Kathy Mitchell, yeah, she got hit through her pipes But I in New York City my water got turned off once for quite some time It was the building our building like oh, yeah It was summertime and I come back from this. I used to be really into bicycling I like it biked all the way down to the Rockways and I when I came back I wanted to go out and so I boiled

Water on my stove it took for fucking ever and then it was only like lukewarm by the time I got in Yeah, that's what we were doing. Yeah No, it's not safe That's that's a little silly you've been showering dangerously this whole time. Yeah I guess I'm a badass and I didn't realize it Killed by lightning while in your bath. That's unlike CDC lightning calm The official lightning website, yeah That's crazy that your parents told you that it's true I

Said before it's like how they would say you can't drive with the car light on that was never that was just yeah That was just your parents being pissed. I found that I say that to my kids on that like three years ago that you can't I thought it was a crime driving with the light the light on inside is annoying. It's so annoying Is it can you just not see out as well right? Yeah, I could have just told us that okay This is yeah, this is annoying going stuff, but I've passed it down. I say the same thing where I'm like yeah turn that on Yeah, it's also just like suspicious seeing a car lit up right around like that It's also if you turn the light on you it's like a hundred percent chance. You're gonna forget that you turned it on Mm-hmm. Oh what you mean when you stop and get out? Yeah, we know that or you would always forget

That's the worst feeling coming back to your car and having the light on and they're like Of course gotten better about that I feel like that yeah happened to me for a long time and then also like what a What a pussy move by the car to have a little light on just like you drain all the battery Yeah, also car figure out that I'm not in the car go ahead and turn the light off for me, right? I think that's what they did. I think the cars now are like, oh, he's not in here. Do you guys trust your? Like the lights to automatically turn off. I I don't I have to stay so watch yeah I feel like such an idiot every time I usually trust them but I'll linger occasionally yeah I just

stand there I stand in my garage for like an extra 15 seconds what the fuck was up with cars they could they died because he left a little I used to drive around with jumper cables in my car at all times. Yeah. I would always have to jump my car. My car knows I had to jump it every time I turned the door. Really pathetic by cars. Cars were kind of bitch made for a while. Yeah. Yeah. It's so pathetic. And if you didn't close the door enough, then the light would stay on. I feel like that's changed now because whenever in an Uber,

I get scolded for closing the door too hard. I saw a picture the other day of the first car accident. Imagine being that guy when there was like no cars on the road. Do you remember the old internet legend of what the body would look like if it could survive a car crash? Oh, yeah, the super thick dude. If we evolved to survive every car crash. Yeah. Have you guys all successfully changed a tire that was flat?

Yes. Yes. Everyone. Yeah, a bunch. Not a bunch, but one. You have them? I have. There he is.

I love that guy. Don't let Portnoy see that. We'll be working with him here soon. You could survive a car crash. He'll just be the ugliest man who ever lived. You can't change the tire Steve I did once there was a fear of mine for a while, but I why was it a fear because I didn't know how to do it It's just it's pretty simple. It's really easy

Yeah, the hardest part is like the shitty jack that comes right yeah, yeah The car could just come down and I don't know shit going on under the hood that's tough so one time I was nice I can't figure that shit out I was moving and I was hauling a u-haul and I got a flat on my on my my truck and it was during a Mississippi State football game when it was letting out and there was a lot of traffic and I had to pull over and I was trying to do it I just couldn't get it I was trying I know how to do it I've done it before and I couldn't get it I was wearing a USMC t-shirt that I got in a dick sporting goods for nine dollars and this old man stops and

helps me and he gets it done I said man I can't thank you enough what do I owe you he said no son thank you wow and I was like if I was a fucking marine I Tell him or you like you're welcome. No, I just took it. Yeah, you have to take it I swallowed. I've got to give that somewhere else. I I've told people about it. I said listen this happened one time accidentally. I didn't mean for it to happen I remember being in Dix and they had like a Navy shirt a USMC shirt and an army shirt It was all and I bought them, and I just wore them. That's, I mean, that's a little suspicious.

That's one. No, I was in a big phase of buying college t-shirts. Right, but there's a lot of colleges. There's only a couple that's implies. Well, I just happened to be wearing my USMC shirt that day. The Marine Corps is not a college, Brandon. Oh, that's a good point, too. There's no rate points.

All I'm telling you is Dix had them, and I bought them. And I was wearing my USMC shirt when an old man had to change my tire because I was being bitch made. Was it USMC or like the Army Black Knights? No it was definitely, I remember it was red with- Did it say veteran on it? No it said USMC. We should put that on the wheel someone has to wear veteran stuff for an entire week. Guys I was being very forthright when I told the story did you see the Austin P basketball coach? I guess no. Oh, yes Football

About I feel just I was veterans. I feel bad. No happy happy belated Veterans Day Brandon. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Brandon Thank you for your service Anything for you Yeah, but an army shirt for an entire month No, I well Well, I did have it is what he wore Serve I have no idea. I Hope so. I would also catch a little bit of it when I whenever I hope so I would also catch a little bit of it when I whenever

This is at Austin P which again, I don't know everything about Austin P But my understanding it is no affiliation whatsoever with and that's like that's a guy like not one person on his coaching staff It's like hey maybe yeah, maybe just a Q-zip that's interesting. I didn't see any rank, did I? Uh-oh. Stolen by a whore. All amount. Yeah.

Corey Gibson. I'll be damned. That's a choice. Oh, they're all wearing it. Oh, yeah. That doesn't make it right. No, it does. Yeah, that's fine.

It's a good getup. Cooper flags a bust. Did he shit his pants? Yeah. Might have shit his pants. And he also turned it over twice. Was he really good? Yeah, no, he's really good. Okay.

He's awesome. He's 17. He's 17? Is he 17? His coach put him in a bad spot. How does this happen? Yeah? Yeah, I know Wait, what happened a young kid being really good at something Okay does this cuz it's close to Fort Campbell it's tradition. Oh, it's a tradition so yeah, please but

He he didn't serve no, oh But if you do it every year, you can just say it was tradition. Yeah, you don't have to That's fine. You don't have to answer Oh Ref getting in on there Yeah, yeah tradition they have the one-handed player on their team. Oh, yeah, handsome manual Mm-hmm. I met him. Is he good? Yeah. Yes, you met him. Yeah, I mean he's can't go left, but NASCAR national Fuck I can't go left but NASCAR national fucking athletic as fuck Oh my not even an arm this is uh

Was it the guy the Seahawks player UCF? Yeah, one of the twins Griffin right and Shaq Griffin Shaquille Griffin, and I just remember during the draft when people like got mad if you were like I Wish he had two hands yeah how could you say that it's like well yeah he's good but like yeah I mean it's a valid concern yeah the ball you wish you wishes that too yeah yeah yeah he played in the NFL oh cool yeah very cool story That is crazy. I would I don't know what I would do if I lost my arm I would not be good at basketball But I wouldn't even try I wouldn't even try anything yeah, I wouldn't try I would just cry mm-hmm constantly

I'd be one yeah worst in the world at basketball with one one arm? I'd be the worst in the world, yeah. Nah, there's worse. Dave Bluntz. Oh my God. Who's that? He can't put the cup down, man. He seems like a good dude, good rapper. As fat as you can be.

Dave Bluntz? Dave Bluntz, he sits on a chair for his concerts now, but he envelops the entire chair. Is this a real person? He was just in the news, because they had to help him, he couldn't a chair for his concerts now, but he envelops the entire chair. He was just in the news because they had to help him. He couldn't get off the stage. He makes you take it. You can't film it. Security has to take him off stage.

Is he a limb down? A what? No, no. Oh. You could take him, Kyle. Yeah, and basketball. Yeah, yeah. If you had one arm, yeah, you could beat him.

But he's a good rapper. Is he a good rapper? Is he? Yeah, but I think people are coming together to try to save him rat yeah Let's save Dave Buntz get him up. We got to get him off the lean have to first and then that's tough It's tough to quit. What is it cough syrup and It's codeine and like sprite. Yeah, little Jolly Rancher in there. Yeah All right, I heard it's fucking cool

enough to be in the same room as people seem to love it sneak some I've never been in the same room as lean either yeah I bet you know definitely a hundred percent yes I've just never been cool enough god I haven't either is it a visit it's not illegal anybody can do Okay So the styrofoam cup is double styrofoam cups by the way, I think we're making a comeback. Oh, that's good Yeah, the way it feels on my teeth. I like styrofoam. I used to just eat them. Yeah, I would not chew Yeah, chew it down. See what your teeth look like. Yeah, but if you if I see a styrofoam cup I'm always like whatever's in that's probably so good. It does make the yeah. Yeah an icy drink in there

Yeah, I had a beer in a styrofoam cup at the Grove and it was that so sick so so good It's very bad for the environment styrofoam just exists forever Environment would be fine. The tough thing is the squeaking of a styrofoam cooler. That's yeah, I saw foam coolers always break You think you're getting a great deal, you're like, oh, we'll just buy one of these for $10, and then you overload it and it just explodes. That was stupid. That is like a thing you learn later in life

where it's like, instead of just always buying the number one cheapest thing, go like one up, and it might last a little longer because like for the longest time you're just like I'll just get the cheap and then it'd break and you'd be like oh damn of course why this happened I can't afford the $70 cooler let me buy the $10 cooler 12 times yeah why did my why did yeah why did my jeans rip after two wears oh cuz I bought the cheapest possible option. I'm always getting my kids' sweatsuits from Amazon that are like, Queen, Queen, Queen brand.

Yeah. And then I'm like, what the fuck? The string fell out of it. I do that too. I do that too. I'm always shocked when it falls off. They sometimes just don't even have a string. They'll just show up without a string.

I buy from there every once in a while. Elastic flips. I'm like, oh, this is a legit vintage t-shirt. Yeah. Like, it's just, ugh. You just end up on a Chinese website where everything is $5. Yeah. You're like, how is this? I got a video game console a TV and a jumpsuit for $15

I I got gut by one of those recently I got a shirt that says penguins of the world and the preview was a bunch of different penguins on it And then I got it and it was all the same stock image of a penguin So I'm wearing it in one of the out-of-order and it's just the same penguin over and over. Penguin of world. A huge watermark across it. It sucks. Dan when was styrofoam invented? If you had to guess.

Don't do it Dan. Don't fall into this. Give us a year. 19. Hmm. Give us a year 19 mm that feels right 52 oh, that's It's like space age to me right styrofoam. I think that's about right styrofoam vel, Velcro, AstroTurf. Go, Brandon. Whoa. In order of when?

Yeah. What was first? AstroTurf was, I know, for the Astrodome in the mid-60s. Velcro was before that. Velcro, Styrofoam, AstroTurf. OK. Oh, man. What was Styrofoam first made for?

Packing peanuts? Or like insulation? It seems like something we did during the war. Yeah, right. It's like a spaceship thing to me Well, I don't know you don't see a lot of packing There's a lot of years yeah, yeah, that's a war thing I did say mid-60s. There you go was the guy who invented velcro just an idiot

Is like you couldn't tie his shoes is that what it was? Yeah, I bet it was something I know but like back then if you made anything it was inventing it Yeah, I who invented the microwave he like stood in front of a laser beam with a chocolate bar in his pocket And he was like my bar is melting Yeah, and then although we had soldiers like die doing something and we discovered microwaves through that. I don't know what it was. I feel like a lot of inventions were accidental.

Yeah, and very war related. I was always trying to kill somebody and then I was like, this is good for this. What's this? We were just married three times. Wait, rock-o-bers. Have we ever talked about how in World War II we produced so many ships that we had the ice cream ship

Did we talk about that? No, you guys didn't know that say this again. We had an ice cream. We were so good at producing Ships and like our war machine was so good that we had so so many extra ships that like when we were fighting Japan We had we outnumbered their ships by like three to one four to one We even had an ice cream ship that would just go around ice bar like soldiers. Yeah. It was an ice cream ship getting drafted to serve ice cream. How crazy is that best case scenario?

Yeah. Is there pictures or there was a ship that was just for frozen yogurt. Hey, it's the ice cream fact. So if they got targeted and fired upon, they have no way to fire back because they're just full of ice cream, right? But who would want to sink the ice cream barge? But we made like we were just so insane production wise they were like, oh, yeah I guess we got an ice like Japan was fighting with like wooden ships and we're like, yeah, we got an ice cream. That's a good

What a fuck. Yeah Yeah, did it have guns Might have the whole side of it was just like the ice cream truck with all the Yeah. Did it have guns? It might have. The whole side of it was just like the ice cream truck with all the push and go. They fired out caramel and chocolate and. It's a fighting food. I like that. All right. Let's talk about Lucy.

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the Trout and all those guys, I am second right now. Whoa. And it's a big cash prize, and I said that if we won, we'll get a frozen yogurt machine for this office. Oh, that's the best. And I also, originally it was a frozen yogurt machine for this office. Oh. That's the best. And I also originally it was like frozen yogurt machine and we'll hire someone who can operate it. I think we'll just have like Jacob go to school for it.

Yeah. Make him look. Yeah, that, I mean, that's kind of his like, I was like, hey man, like I like Jacob a lot. He works really hard. He's still an intern. Just be like, hey, let's make this thing official Yeah, you become the ice cream. How bad do you want it? Yeah

Cuz whole I mean, could you guys imagine if we had a frozen yogurt machine in the office? Oh my god, you could put it in your soda you could Really really really bad so when we we get to the playoffs will will Really really really bad so when we we get to the playoffs will will Like when we do the Sunday streams will have a live lead Sunday say you're the you're the commissioner this is great correct Can you just put your finger on the scale a little bit somehow? No, not really he runs a tight ship But you could like you but you theoretically could if you wanted could run a tight little like there was a way you could Sweep stuff and like make sure the whole office gets

I'm not gonna win. It's fantasy football. I'm gonna probably get like you know yeah, we're on 16 tomorrow Chase is gonna get one catch all right. I'll just say it Mints beat you in the quarterback competition. Yeah, you did he also beat PFT. I know you beat everybody everybody didn't he? I watched every I choked what do you want me to say? I just wanted to say that. He beat everybody. Did he beat everybody? How well did he beat?

He didn't beat everybody. Well, not everybody? No, you actually won it, Mark. Oh, that's right. Please tell the full context, too. Can you give the full context? What is the full context? I did have the fastest time recorded.

Yeah, but what good was it if it just got you to... I choked. Every time we do a bar stool competition, I do well enough to prove that I can compete, and then I get to a moment that I choke. I said it's the same as, like, if you look at the mini-golf tournaments we've done, I think after the first day I've always been, like, top three, and then I've always finished, like, 25th. You're never on the graphic second day never always on the graphic the first day

Oh, yeah, and then it's basically whenever I can play with no pressure. I can play well and the minute There's even a little bit of pressure. I Completely choke has it always been that way. Yeah, it's not a bright light sky. I guess. Yeah, her brutal I heard three times this morning. Y'all see happy big cat in the quarterback town Yeah, he did his laps yesterday. You'd be too good man. He also be che Wait, it didn't be che with the way where he got second place in the quarterback. So the way the competition was also All six of us went Competed in that lost to him. I, I don't know what I'd do.

Yeah, you know what? I don't know what I would do either, Nick. All six of us went, Kyle. I saw your first run and you definitely beat him there. Yeah, and so he beat Che in PFT in the first round and then I went up against him and I choked. Because I had pressure. Kyle, he would throw from the bar stool to the end the court, and he would grunt like Monica Sells.

I saw the first run. I'm a choke artist. I'm Aaron Judge. He had some good throws to start it off. He was hitting the net. Yeah. I don't think there's a highlight of it. A couple more seconds, and this will be the highest.

But I was standing with Regs by the golf simulator. And in the final round when it was Titus versus Mintz, Mintz had an unbelievable throw. The big tee just made a great on that would have inferred one. That was not an unbelievable throw. He threw it 25 feet. I mean he dropped it right in, Big T just jumped over him and recovered off a double move.

It was a great throw. He's describing that play like. Yeah that's. But uh, Sultrim's back. So Tate is taking over, which is great. It was kind of a thing where it's like, it makes money and I want to do it because it's fun but it's also like I don't have the time, Hank doesn't have the time to come up with the ideas and get everyone together.

So I mean I told Tate I'll compete in anything but Tate's, it's going to be Tate's baby, which I'm excited for because I think he did a great job yesterday. And we'll just, yeah, like once a week, we'll do it after the Yak. Also, I saw people being like, oh, you did an hour and a half. That was my choice. I said we'll do an hour and a half Yak. So we do two hours every day. We did an hour and a half yesterday. We should start doing an hour just to. We should drop some 10 minute bangers. Yeah. Just like we should have stopped after Young Penis. Yeah. Really should have. Should have stopped before actually. But we gave a lot. I don't want

to see. Well before. And the stool stream is going to be great. So it's not like it's like you're going to get another hour of content after that. We won't always do an hour and a half when we have stool streams. Sometimes we'll do two. Yesterday I wanted to make sure that we fit it in because we had other stuff after it. So if Tay can promise that every time I do a stool stream, my path to the championship is going up against Jersey Jerry, who quits midway through his run. Yeah. And then I play mincy in the championship. I will do every single one. Chay, what you lost in the first round of mincy. That's the that's the story.

Yeah. Yeah. I was horrific on the on the first drill. And then after that, I had a fine run. But yeah, it was toast. That's I started off and I was bad. It was much better than we all thought. We were in the championship round and everybody was down

here on this end and chase just on the other end practicing for next year. Yeah. Yeah. He was warming up. He's happy Gilmore, batting cage. It's crazy. I don't even know if Mincy knew that was recorded, because we were at the booth talking,

and after he did his run, he just came up and started talking to me. Yeah. Sounds about right. Cinderella run by Mincy. Life in his life. Yeah. Yeah.

The whole thing is. I mean, all you did, Nick, was make fun of him the whole time that was not what I did it doesn't sound like you I was asking him questions you know I guess I did man I mean I mean by the way the one year of the Gauntlet I think is next week that was one that we're going to people were. So if you have ideas for stool streams for Tate, send them to them. Because a lot of our ideas are great

when the fans get involved. But one person said, which I think will maybe we'll do a combo yak stool streams, but doing a gauntlet bracket. Oh, cool. Where everyone in the office. That's cool. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun.

That'd be good. Yeah. But yeah, so we got to figure out, what do we do for Monday? I don't know. We just turn the brag into a relay race kind of thing if we do it for a stream. Yeah. So Tate asked if we did one.

We theoretically could do a combo of that on Monday and then do our taping theoretically that's a lot we'll figure it out yeah yeah only if we get malice second intern Jacob on our team yeah they gotta give all superstars do you think Jacob could do over on the frozen yogurt machine yes we take some of the McDonald's school hamburger you yeah we have to send them to a little bit of training but how could you will be putting will be putting our health in his hand I know intern Jacob was willing to do it how could he Jacob this like think through

like bugs I feel like they're just in the pipes how could we were about to do the ribbon cutting for it he slides right in front of the camera. Breaks the whole thing. Bugs. Dan here's your ice cream. I'm sorry there's bugs in it. We're talking like maggots. Yeah. Like gross bugs. Not even cool bugs. Gross gross bugs. When y'all were competing yesterday did y'all see Hinkle fall multiple times? Yes. Did we get answers? There was cardboard over there there I guess they put some stuff down some plywood and cardboard on top of it And you just can't stand apparently you just can't stand on a stack of like slightly tilted cardboard And I kind of want to do that Instead of slippery stairs, I think it's dizzy bat to lay up, but you have to walk over

We play he was going down. He fell like four times in 30 seconds. And it surprised him every time too. He was like, oh yeah. And he's not a fall guy. No. No, he's a smart, he seems like a smart guy. He's not a fall guy, he's smart.

He is sturdy, sturdy is a good word for it. He's sturdy, sturdy. Coordinated. There it is. That works, too. Also, TJ, is Jerry getting canceled for an out of context clip from last night? Nope.

Well, there goes one. I think this is a for-follow. Wait, do we have this cardboard? Yeah, it's still over there. It's a bunch of massive pieces of wood. So it gets off. Because they're doing construction on the roof. It's a bunch of massive pieces of wood. So it gets off. Because they're doing construction on the roof. It's OK for a little bit.

I think he goes back over immediately. Yeah. Gets on it. There we go. Here we go. There we go. Ah! Ah!

That last one was a good fall, too. He's not a silly guy. He's not a silly guy. No, very silly. That was real. We gotta play on this cardboard. I think that's just plywood right there. I don't know where the cardboard is. It was almost... No, it was cardboard on top of the plywood. Yeah, it was like the hard cardboard.

It was like a... It was like the shitty backing of an Ikea dresser. Yeah, like a clipboard. I think it's under the wood. I don't know why the camera's not focusing. That makes sense. Hangle, hangle, burn it all. Right here on the floor.

Yeah, hangle, burn it, fuck this shit. Yeah, we're gonna need to play with that. Jerry got canceled. I think he is for an out of context, he said. Have you seen it, TJ? Well, he told you it was out of context. We need to make sure it was out of context. Yeah, it could be very in context.

Yeah. I think it was out of context. I was watching in real time. I have a good idea of what it was. Context we need to make sure contact. Yeah, it could be very in contact I was I was watching in real time. I have a good idea what it was Was it a hot mic? I know at one point he went to take a shit and no, it's definitely out of context He in this gambling cave He's giving his he's doing his notes at apology right now. Yeah. He was playing carnival games last night. For a long time. Long.

He was on that wiffle ball toss for hours and hours. Yeah. Six hours total, I believe. Yeah. Are you getting canceled? Sit down. What happened? I mean, I don't think I should be canceled. I agree. It was a game and there was a black hole and I said, where the hell did all these blacks

come from? Oh no. Well, to put it in context, the Whiffleball game. You were talking about the holes. The Whiffleball game, there was four colors. Red, green, orange, yellow. Okay. I completed it.

Yeah. We went to the next game. And then the chat, one of the guys in the chat was, hey, you missed one of the holes. There's a black hole. We didn't see it because the black blended in with the bottom. So I said it a couple of times, where the hell did all these blacks come from? You had to say holes.

There was just one? There was just one, right? You had to say where the black holes come from. There was two black holes. Okay, so you needed to use the word holes there. Yeah, and so they're clipping me saying where the hell did all these blacks come from? Who's they? Yeah. You know, the people.

Well you just gotta be sure not to say that anymore. Yeah, or just say holes. If it had been a different color. I didn't say hole- Or just say oranges? You would have said where are all these reds? But if you watched the stream, everybody knew I meant holes. But like, did you say it angrily?

Yeah. Uh, was it, who was in the office? It's- Uh, no, Zal wasn't here. Okay. Yeah Was it who was in the but in the office? It's what you know I wasn't here But to be fair you don't think it's bad Clearly referring to see we're referring to the red holes as the reds. Yeah, exactly sounds like reds where the yellow green, okay? Yeah, don't do yellow

How was a yellow racist You ever heard the phrase banana Yeah, do you know Ben Nana well his friend wouldn't really like this No no Context you just forgot a word yeah, I should have said holes. It's just a black holes Yeah, and I said blacks which I didn't obviously mean to do that. Yeah, but you were referring to all the colors So you were here how long I don't know 233. Holy shit. Yeah Yeah, it was the wiffle ball game was the hardest game. Do they still have it here? I don't know.

It looks like it's gone. It does. It's not there. It looks like it was the same. It's like there's a corn hole board. A pawn first glance. That looked like the hardest game ever. Hardest game ever.

And I had so many people- Do you have a clip of it, TJ, so people can see what game we're referring to? I had so many people in the chat was like look at this game, so we had to get it in each color Dumb luck Oh No Oh my god! Got it? No?

What happened? What happened? You celebrated? Yeah, so there's like two black holes, like three green holes, three red holes, two yellow holes, two orange holes, so it's like... Yeah that's hard. Yeah, and you gotta get in one of each. I think Stu might be here. Yeah, Stu yeah he is going crazy but yeah I mean I I said I didn't mean

it yeah no you're good you're good you're not getting cancer all right good all right good job Jerry why's your elbow throbbing from the wiffle ball? Watching Jerry, like his week, it's just he's just so fine on Monday and Tuesday, and then he just falls off a cliff. Oh, yeah. After dark. I also I want to do I think we're going to do in the new year. I think once every two months, we're going to try to do a Jerry After Dark that's like the whole office involved. Love it.

That should be great. Some kind of competition. Would be very fun. Just get everyone in. It's fun every time I do it. Yeah. Except the times when it's not. Yeah.

Monopoly got long. Yeah. Yeah, we had like life where I had to put like lemons in my eyes three times That's life that is life. Yeah Everyone's been there. Yeah. Yeah You want to do the high noon? Sure do Hi noon It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here

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Stretching. When's the next workout? Friday, but I gotta do one by myself this afternoon. You have stretch? Oh yeah. I've changed my morning routine a little bit. What are you, I haven't seen you walking. Yeah it's weird I replaced the walking with napping. Oh do you like it more or less? I like a lot more. So you're napping at 6 a.m.? Yeah I get here at 6, 6 15. I actually saw you actually open up the most of these sports studios in the morning and it was pitch black and I figured that was

what I was in there on the couch I was napping on the little couch I was curled up you might be the earliest napper North America like a newborn babies they like a six month old baby they can be up for like two hours I wake up and drive here. I am now take a nap and wake up. It's time for your nap It's daylight savings so fucking anyone up my little bit. Yeah, I'll never just I'll never adjust it sucks, dude Everyone in my house all three kids the fucking dog everyone gets up at like 6 15 now Yeah, it's just I don't know what to do. I got a kid that gets up before me every day. What that's crazy I get up at 4 45 middle boy. What yeah, yeah, he gets up and makes breakfast for the family. What?

Yeah, what a fucking stud. He's a way better person excited What does he make? better person excited what does he make ah we don't pay him no what does he make oh he uh it sounds like a very mature five-year-old like what was that answer pancake you said what does what does he make you said we don't pay him the volunteer so does it mean like it's not that good food no I mean pancake that would be funny if it was like 4.30 in the morning he made cereal. He bakes. It's so soggy when you wake up. Dinner's ready, I put it under his heat lamp.

He bakes bread from time to time. Bakes bread? Bakes bread? I've told ya'll, I have a kid that can just, if me and my wife moved out now, he'd be fine. Holy shit. Does he fuck with you guys? Does he like you?

Yeah, he likes us. Is he into urology? Does he love you guys? Oh, I have the role of a lifetime for him. Does he like you? Yeah, he likes us. Is he into urology? Does he love you, Kyle? I have the role of a lifetime for him. That's crazy. I don't even know how to bake bread. He makes a good bread.

That's, yeah. So he's like 12, right? 12 now, yeah. And he's waking up at 4.45. Yeah, making breakfast. Is he like showering, getting dressed for the day? He showers, because I always have to wait for him to get done. Showers, showers, he makes breakfast, he does his homework, and then he goes about his day.

What is like, does he have like passions or like goals? Oh, he downloaded, he wants to be a producer. He wants to be a video producer on the internet. He wants to do video and stuff like that. Downloaded OBS and all that. He's already doing stuff. I can't do the stuff he's doing. That's really fucking cool. He's downstairs at 6 AM.

Brandon finally comes down. Oh, good afternoon. Yeah. He's trying to wake up. Hello, sleepyhead. Nice of you to join us, father. That's bad ass. Yeah, he's far and away my best one.

My kids just come into my room and say, I'm up. I want to play. Yeah. Time to go play. You're on the clock. Good luck. Why does he wake up that early? He can't sleep or is he like starting the day early?

That's a superpower. Wow. The early risers. I can't do it. I mean, I do it, but I'm not good at it. Well, yeah yeah nap. Yeah How long you nap for? Uh two hours

Jesus yeah Morning, I got here at 615 and I was on the couch laying down at 630 and I woke up at 830 Are you like in a deep sleep? Oh, it was a good sleep. Yeah, that's so funny It's a good sleep. There's something to that because like the nap sleep is different than yeah, go right to it right to the REM stage You know just you got it. You can't you can't go What's the it's like something between like 20 minutes and an hour and 20 is fucks you up Yeah, I think 20 minutes is a sweet spot It's like 15 20 minutes is sweet spot unless you can that will energize you yeah, I always take a nap and wake up cranky. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'll be waking up in the middle

Yeah, take like a 45 minute nap. It will fuck you up. I'm like scowling and just go so mad at every time Stubborn a man your grahi got the weird marks all over you from yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah drool Your couch pillow is just fucked fucked yeah, I'm good I can do a 15-minute nap that like is like a was like taking Adderall I just like take a 15-minute nap, and I'm ready to go. It's the power nap. Yeah Yeah, they do that like Japan. They just nap right they did they do it all they didn't Frank used to sleep in shifts Yeah, he slept oh happy birthday to Frank Fleming happy birthday happy day to Frank King 30 the big 30 included him in that for another trip around oh yeah he's probably on a

lot of locks absolutely motivating people pictures and stuff yeah he's unbelievable Frank Fleming you think Christian Joseph like sleeps or naps It's hard to say Christian. Who's Christian Joe's like Jesus's dad The Rizzo oh I respect him. Did you see his blind ranking ice cream list? No! It was perfect. Really?

It was perfect. He's the best at his craft. I like respect him as an intellect. Big Cat, you're gonna disagree with it. No. But remember, he has a boy's palette. Okay. I think it's a perfect list. It was amazing.

It was, those never work out, because usually on the last one they're like, Ah, I fucked up. Ice creams here at the airport on the lake vanilla Sure, I like that class of Boy, okay, I see what you're doing Okay coffee Cookie that's one

Brandy got the Rizzler palette. I've seen this. Brandon's got the Rizzler palette. I like six. I like Cookie Monster somewhat. I love Cookie Monster. I know. Five is good, I like it.

Hazel and what you don't like, Hazel and what they eat. Yep. Mango, you said you like mango so much. Five, six. Four or six. Chocolate. Six. Chocolate. Wow. Good fucking six. Six. Chocolate. And last but not least.

Chocolate. Wow. Good fucking list. What did he say? I absolutely love this list. That is... That might be perfect. You might have ripped up the list completely perfectly.

I absolutely love this list. Yeah. He did pretty good. Yeah. I would have done chocolate ahead of vanilla, but other than that. That might be mine. I think cookie dough is number one. Yeah, it's number one for sure.

And I would have gone strawberry, two, vanilla, three, but it was very close to what I would have done. Did you see like the ultimate Costco Guys universe video they put out? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, bring that in. Dude, I tried to buy a Cousin Angelo shirt online. Whoa, this is like Super Bowl shuffle. I gotta bring the boom strong, bring the boomin' old shit,

bring the boom was the song of the summer this year. Put him on the boom meter, we're gonna race. Jerry has a real crush on Mrs. Boom. OK. Yeah. Oh, look at that. Look how little the Rizzlers' little brother is. Because the Rizzlers' tiny.

Possibly small. I can't comprehend. We're still here, and we're still breaking it. I'm jealous I wasn't comprehend I'm jealous. I wasn't in this I know they were hanging out with hoopla fight to Define this not where did they meet up? I don't know Are they every day there somewhere is this fake light is this a fake yes Who are these kids those are the highland who the Highland bros play a variety of fun game Highland bros are harmless. What do they do? They do a lot of like games Thinking games.

Kyle. The guessing games. Was that a Highland bro in the list video? Oh, I'm so disappointed. Yeah. Yeah. Why are they the Highland bros? I don't know.

I think they're from Philly. I want to play with them. What's their connection to the Rizzler? They're pretty stupid, but they're very lik likable find a game. Let's play a game That's just 18 million views you guys pick a number one through ten Cool Alright, you see those four all rights in a row I'm gonna go winter Definitely like one through five.

Alright, Joey, I'm gonna give you clothing brands. Clothing brands? Mmm. Oh, this one's difficult. I'm gonna go with, uh, Puma. Puma? What the hell's happening? I don't get it.

I have no idea. Hey, what is this? How, you fuck with a high-limit rule? I've seen, uh... You guys don't know wavelength? I don't even... We've done this on the show, have we? We have?

Oh, I get it. Starbursts. Oh, Starbursts are good. A lot of people don't like Starbursts. Wavelength we've done this on the show I get it Play it we've played it like a revolution I thought we were tell me the same in what world would I know this game if we hadn't played it we did the The game that Kyle taught right and then we played anything okay, and we played this this is good shit someone think of a number All right one one person closes their eyes Kyle you close your eyes Everybody else agrees upon a number one through ten So somebody you hold up a number

That's the number you guys are we all have to know this one one person. Oh this one This this is the number yes, this number this is the number yeah, that's all right now Kyle open your eyes You ask people questions. Yeah, and they it. To describe something, and they say something that is that number out of 10. Ah. Give me, um. Wait, you say that number out of 10, or is it? He asks you, like, flavor of ice cream,

and you give a flavor of ice cream that's that number out of 10. That's a blank out of 10. That number out of 10. To try and draw him to guess that number. Okay, okay. Dan, we've done this before. Yeah.

Give me a a holiday That's a good one president's day that's low that is zero. Maybe you might think it's a two. Nick, give me a sex position. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Missionary in your parents' bed. Okay. Is that it? Yeah, well, you can guess if you got it or you can guess more.

Danny, give me a dessert and then I'm done. Hershey's candy bar. This just through everything off Hershey's candy bar is a solid seven in the whole scale of candy bars yes, but in desserts or oh desserts yes I could just also say okay. It's definitely not a zero one or two You just can't say that sex missionary in yourary is the perfect position. And your parents' bed is usually cleaner, bigger. I'm going to go three.

Yeah! I want to play again. Do we ever play the game that we played on the car ride up to Camp Barstool? Oh, God, that was... Animal Alphabet Eliminator? Ooh. That was good. What's that?

That one lasted two hours. Yeah, we did it for two hours. We made it up. You go through the alphabet, so I'm A and Brandon's A. And we both, three, two, one, say an animal that starts with A. If you say the same one, I'm out. Wasn't it animal or food? Animal or food. Oh yeah, we did.

Animal or food. We did this. Okay, okay. Let's do it. I can do it. So you start. And I try to get to Z. I'm A.

If I get to Z, I win. You're B, he's C. Oh, got it, got it. Animal or food. And he goes down the line. But if you guys get me out, so it's everybody against me. Yeah. Are you ready? Yes. I'm the animal or food and he goes down the line but if you guys get me out so it's everybody against me yeah are you ready yes I'm the animal food yes all right somebody count us down three two one our bar to three two one Three, two, one. Come here. Pantalobe. Mm.

Three, two, one. Dog. Oh. Oh. Three, two, one. Elephant. Oh. Three, two, one.

Ferret. I couldn't think of one. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Sorry, Danny. Restart for him. I couldn't think of one in time. Why can't I think of an animal or food? Why can't I think of an animal or food?

OK. Three, two, one. Falcon. What did you say? Falafel dog. OK. Is that an animal or a food? Nick was so about to say that, too.

What am I on? G. G. OK. to say that, too. What am I on? G. G. OK. 3, 2, 1. Gummy worm. H, you ready? Wait a minute.

I'm really doing bad. Yeah. I thought you were doing good. No, no, but I can't think of things fast enough. Are you trying to? You're trying to? I'm trying to make it to Z. OK.

3, 2, 1. Hang. Hornet. Are you trying to you're trying to I'm trying to make it to Z. Okay Three two one horn it Three two one I wanna Three two one jack rabbit. Oh, we're trying to get you out. Yeah Three wait, two, one. OK. Yeah. Three, two, one. Koala.

What did you say? Kite. With a T. Kite. T. T. You can buy a kite. That's not a food.

That's neither. No. Wait. Oh. Kite. Kite. Kite. What the fuck?

It's not even close to food or animal. A kite is the furthest thing from both of those Oh my god, Kate Yeah, Kate. How many kites have you eaten in your life? Get a pet kite growing up Died unfortunately put it down and once it was dead. We thought fuck it. Let's grill it up Wait, hold on. We ate it. Isn't that a uh, a is that another word for the stingray? Yeah Trying to save you I was wrong

Okay, all right we gotta go we gotta get nobody ever realized we were trying to get him out Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He's an L. Okay? I was trying to lock into him you're ready Danny mm-hmm three Danny I'm going food. Oh, are you lying? No three two one L'Ania? I'm getting cocky M's got a lot. I'm ready. I think you got me. Okay. I think you got me. Three, two, one. Marshmallow. Oh. N. Oh, Kites of Birds. Oh21 that's oh real close I make you go and food or no don't tell me you're going to ask me if I'm going food or animal on oh yeah okay three two one orange come on time good my mark

lock the fuck in I got him killed out here 321 here you find oh so was right I got alright Kate is food yeah or animal okay and what is the letter you okay I don't know either of these I could think of one okay okay zone you gotta get in the hardest one. This is you get him probably 50 50 here we go three two one quail I've never made it past Q We did this for two hours

It drives me nuts that I had it wrong I had ham and I was trying not to get a little bit run R Yeah, when hornet Danny women women women are that I had it wrong. Because I had ham, and I was trying not to get eliminated. Run R. Run Hornet. Danny? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Run R. OK. 3, 2, 1. Rabbit. Rolo.

Ugh. Rolo. S. Brandon, what do you want? Do you want me to say food or an animal? Animal. You want me to say an animal? Yeah. OK.

3, 2, 1. Stingray. animal yeah okay three two one stingray T okay I'll ask you to which one you want animal three two one I was gonna go turkey for both. Oh shit. You're getting so cocky. All right. Oh Wait a minute to you Three you guys wait. I'm gonna need you guys to talk. I can't think of either. Okay. All right You animal are you food? Okay Hmm. Damn it. You animal or you food? Okay. Do you guys have one?

There's no foods, just can't be. But there are some animals. But kind of. There's an animal you can eat. Wait, can you, do you have one, Brandon? I'm trying to think what he's, animal you can eat. I have a food that starts with you. Oh fuck yeah

Okay Animal is wait a minute Well you chats gotta be flaming me you can't get this cocky and then not underwater kite yeah That actually has a thing sounds awesome I'm not gonna get it 30 29 28 some long seconds Kyle you got one yes you do I do seems like how wins this round yeah, I've teen all right work teen you ready 13 12 11 stop it 10 yeah, I have an animal do you know nine eight?

Seven do the thing where you the light six call your straight dad five four three Two Five Four Three Two One Are you ready? I don't have you animal Three Wow Two

One Udon Urchin Ungulate I was thinking ungulate So you're out I'm out You lost

You're out, yeah Are there any like straight foods or straight animals? Yeah, what was the one you said you could eat TJ? Uni Uni Udon is what I thought of it's a typer? Damn you had a good. I had a good run. I feel fine about it Wow

Damn Yeah food animal alphabet eliminator Probably do this is no there's no other Common use there should be lifelines in the game you could skip a letter, but you guys get lifelines as well So I have to say which one you foods Like a subspecies count what's on the chart you guys is wrong or like an adjective unsalted Yeah, you know is that an I bet?

My back unagi there's no like common ones. What's on the kids posters with the animals? Yeah, like a placemat. What are they? Side down. One of our kids books has a uriel. Unicorn. Oh, unicorn. I would allow that.

Would that also pass for food? Yeah, unicorn birthday cake. Oh, I just meant like one piece of corn. Upside down cake. Yeah, there's food. Oh, I just met like one piece of corn upside down cake The others uncrustables on brands yeah Updog what's up dog? Got you right where I want you have we have fun all right brain. I want you close your eyes. We'll do the number I already did what the number?

One was your eyes and do the number again. I already did, what, huh? The number. One to ten. Close your eyes. Okay. It's a good number. Okay. You got it, Nick? Yeah. Okay.

I'll start with you, are you ready? Yes, you can open your eyes. Give me a professional wrestler. I knew you were gonna do this. Kane. That's a good answer. Great answer. Kate, give me an after school snack.

What? What? school snack what what she whispered the number what yeah you said it out loud what did I really I didn't I don't know I thought she's I was starting to say the word I keep going and then play it back I didn't hear the number I thought she was did you hear it I'm in in trouble. Yeah, she definitely said Wait you said play back play back Z Hon I don't know if you're mentally sure watch watch great answer Kate give me an after school snack. Ooh. Seven.

God damn it, Kate. Kate. I think I have to quit. Oh my God. Get the fuck out of here. She said it. Kate. Oh no.

No, let's come back, Kate. Go back. Oh no. She didn't even. You just can't play anymore, but you should say that was so fucking funny. Oh No, it's come back in go back You just can't play anymore, but you just hey that was so fucking funny Something might be wrong It was like a Harry Potter, the Apostle tongue whisper. Seven, seven, seven. I didn't even know.

I think I was thinking, and I just. I think it was Cain. Is that a good answer? I didn't know if I said it. What would you have thought Cain was? Is seven a good answer? Oh, I had Cain around five or six. OK.

I think of him a little higher. I was going to say zebra cakes. Oh. That would have also had me around four or five or six I probably would've been wrong I try again Brandon close your eyes one last one I get the dragon yeah really just go all right fine I'll go I'm closing my both of you play all right we're gonna both play we both have our eyes closed okay well who's in charge we'll both ask someone else has me charge the number. Yeah, don't show kids

Okay open your eyes all right Brandon. We'll talk this out together all right all right You just say category then I'll do a category yeah Mark give me a college basketball program Okay Yeah. Mark, give me a college basketball program. OK. USC. Oh, OK. So that's going to be low. Middle.

Yeah, middle low. Yeah. OK. Kyle. I'm going to go with the same one. I'm going to go with the same one. Kyle. Kyle. Give me a state capital. Give me a state capital.

Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Dover, Delaware. Oh, Nick, give me a Pokemon. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I kind of threw that one away. Yeah. Okay. Uh, Firo. Okay. all right. Danny. Daddy giveaway. Give me a character from The Office. Oh, good one, good one.

I thought you were going to ask for like a cancer dog. I was, and then I taught myself out of it. I will go with Roy. Oh. This is low, man. This is smud is my C. Kate, give us a number. Seven. What do we think? I think it's in the two to three range. It might be one. Roy? But USC's over. USC's kind of throwing me off. I don't think he's Fino. Firo.

I don't think he respects USC that much. It's one, two, or three. We already did three. So I would say two or four. All right, Che, do you know the number? Can we ask Che one last question? I don't know the number. All right, well, close your eyes.

Somebody give him the number. Someone give him the number. Got it. OK. Che. Yes. Give us a current wide receiver. Yes, please.

Do you have like a Jersey number? Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to deflect myself from that because that is where I'm going. T Higgins. What? That's pretty good. He's doing current and he's not playing.

He might be really literal. Did you see Pharaoh? What's for your element? Pharaoh looked awesome. Oh, God damn it. And Dover could be Roy. Roy is. He doesn't like Roy.

Nobody likes Roy. Who's Roy again? Pam's fiance. Original. likes Roy who's Roy again Pam's fiance original hmm for for yeah you guys were gonna say right I thought I dove was probably lower oh yeah I don't know yeah it was for those four are you doing T Higgins cuz he's not playing right now No, you you think T Higgins is a four out of ten wide receiver I think he's like the fourth tier of

That's not at all how that work, but somehow we got you think the fourth tier is four out of ten like fantasy You would take them, but four out of ten like fan is you would take them but four out of ten is four out of ten wide receive the man thinks in tears man tt yeah so I was going off to your out of ten would be below average yes he's a below just below average or I saw it doesn't look for out of yeah four out of ten will be sterling shepherd yes I bet it's all right. You actually you guys were leaning three until he bumped up. Yeah, I took it too literal as him not playing right now because he's T against seven out of ten. Yeah. Eight out of ten. Healthy eight. Yeah. We're not good at this game. They're really good. Yeah, I guess. Never not. I want only Che to give the answer. Yeah. Okay. All're really good. Yeah, I guess. I want only Chay to give the answer.

Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah, Chay, you got to close your eyes. This will be the last round. Then we're going to do a... You want him playing or giving the... Oh, you want him only giving the answers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good call. Good call. Wait. Wait, wait. So we all close our eyes? We all close our eyes. And we all ask him one thing. Yeah, yeah, we all close our eyes. Chay, flash a for the camera, and then we'll ask you questions, and we'll try to guess Okay All right all of us close our eyes. We're just doing jeopardy. Oh Okay

Did you flash it? What did that? Oh, okay? I think this is how we did it when we yeah, I swear to God We've done all right flash it all right all right all right Kate, do you feel comfortable being the first person to ask a question? Yes? I think so all right Cereal mmm good question go ahead. You played it safe. Thanks. Honey nut Cheerios Oh, that's probably pretty high unless he five does interesting um Good question. Good one, Kate. I'm panicking. You played it safe. Thanks. Honey Nut Cheerios. Oh, that's probably pretty high down. It's pretty high. Unless he fived us. Interesting.

Fall activity with your kids. Oh. Farmer's market. Kids don't really like that. Do I know but he does That combined with Cheerios, yeah Sporting event to attend as a fan Hmm A wild card baseball game to get into the playoffs

63 yes, yes, yes. Oh current NFL quarterbacks Her cousin You son of a bitch. Video games to play in college with your buddies. Oh. NBA 2K. Wow, that's fun. Again, I think we're holding on six or seven. Around six or seven. I'm thinking eight. Her cousins might be in eight. Yeah, I think we're I think we're holding on six or seven

Eight eight seven seven maybe masturbation lubricants Hotel lotion whoa Whoa, that's hot. You might be eight, but that's gonna be the bottle. Use the whole bottle in one wank. When you asked him to quarterback, he might have thought tier eight quarter. He might think cousin sucks and see him as a tier eight guy.

It might be an eight. Hotel Ocean is good? Yeah, it's a devil may care attitude. He used it all? Yeah. Months of the year. Good one. All right,? Yeah. Okay. Um April All right one more round

I feel like we would we I think it's seven. I think it's seven honey nut Cheerios are good, but not the best They're pretty plain. Yeah farmers market, but Che is gonna like something that's good Not the best kind of plane right wild card a wild card game is not a six Right and but she doesn't like baseball but compared to going to like the Super Bowl I think it's seven I think it's seven though I don't because April also is NBA playoffs start April's April's pretty great month okay I don't seven feels right it's worse than a seven high for April NBA playoffs he loves the NBA 2k was he there live that's a good game all right I'm thinking seven yeah go seven all right it could be six we lock

in this I think we lock in seven all votes for seven seven I vote seven oh I think I'm you're eight what are you kind of stuck on six because we haven't well Wait don't average those two out Our final answer is seven Was it NBA playoffs and me plus NFL draft to ah we forgot that it actually might have fucked us up Hey, we focus on the way you said bingo Know each other pretty well you guys are good at this We got to step it up and do have Orders fractions that was almost that was like pretty easy in my opinion But and I if we had remembered NFL draft we would have probably fucked ourselves that I thought I'll be a nine to him. Yeah

All right, should we do gauntlet we gotta we gotta do it. Yeah Body armor, I believe Body armor. Yeah gauntlet is brought to you by body armor sports drink real hydration real ingredients packed with electrolytes vitamins and nothing artificial Body armor sports drinks has great tasting flavors like strawberry banana and orange mango You can get yours today at Walmart or a local grocery store near you this episode I drank a bottle of the water and half a bottle of the flash IV. I Feel good Okay, who's gonna do it spin it

Spin it spin Spin it. Spin that. Spin that shit. Spin it. That game's really fun. Really fun. That is fun. That's a Friday game for sure. I know Tom Lay has been asking to get a shot at it.

Oh, get him over here. Oh yeah. Get Tom Lay over here. Get Tom Lay for sure. Let's go. Where is he? Is Tom Lay an athlete? sure go where is he is Tom Lane athlete he's been smoking cigarettes since like he's nine yeah he's got that men's warehouse sports inclined yes that That was so funny that you said seven. You want to spin the real wheel? I only thought.

Bingo. Bingo. Is Brandon getting time or should I? Yes. I think someone just called him. Spin our wheel. Cool. Oh, nice. Rise and bone. Feels good. Can I ask how long does White Sox Dave have to fulfill the dinner? It's got to be almost immediate.

Like if it happens on a Friday, it can be Monday. But if it's like a Tuesday, it has to, I think, happen Tuesday or Wednesday. No excuse. One business day. Yeah, one business day. One business day. He has to fulfill it.

And does it have to be dinner, he was asking? It has to be dinner and Connor has to go and then the third person. Connor's a glue guy. Tom. Tom! Woo! Are you ready? Is it my day? guy. Tom. Tom! Are you ready? Yeah. And you usually

are good shooting. Yeah. Alright. Why are you standing like that? Why were you standing? So you know exactly what to do, right? But you know what to do? How do you not know what to do? You were asking. Great point.

Sit down. Okay. Cornhole. Yeah, the cornhole and then the... Soccer. Soccer. Soccer. Then you got to get one...

I think the wiffle ball is the one that I just don't know for sure. It's just above this line, where the studio is. Yeah, so it can hit the gated area too. Okay, cool. And then you got to come down, you got to sit down and do hit like the gated area too. Okay, cool. And then you gotta come down, you gotta sit down and do Sporkle. Sporkle, okay, yeah. That's just ten. And then the football.

What are we thinking time wise? I wanna get, I wanna get sub two. Whoa. Sub two, we're sending you to six flags. Okay. Yep, yep, you and a guest you to Six Flags. OK. Yep. You and a guest. I don't know.

OK. You don't have a guest? No, I just don't know if that's like a reward. Wow. I think it's closed. If you go over eight. I'm not going to go over eight. If you go over eight, you have to give your cat to the KB.

Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah, it is. But so is going over eight you have to give your cat to KB Yeah That's fucked up. Yeah, it is, but so is going over eight but under two you get six flags Yeah, six flags give your cat a reward six flags bring your cat KB's a great cat owner. He's got two of them already He's trading his new kitten like a celebrity. I go to I go to six flags with KB. Sure if you go under two yeah I go to Six Flags with KB then. Sure. If you go under two? Yeah. All expenses paid.

You see, it's not OK, whatever. All expenses paid Six Flags. OK, cool. Over eight. I'll go to Six Flags with you, Todd. Cat is rehomed to KB. I'm not going to go over eight, so Mika's safe. We'll give you unlimited sushi and send you to Six Flags.

But you have to ride the roller coaster after the unlimited sushi. Sushi belly. You've got to take the sushi with you. All right. Okay, let's go time. All right. Let's go. Oh, my God. He goes over for Mika. You would be like, I would never make Tom give his cat to a bad cat owner. I know I'm getting bad. No, all right. Drop those time. You can't hold them yet. Tommy. Come know, I'm getting bad. No. All right, drop those, Tom. You can't hold them yet. Tommy.

Come on, Tom. All right. Are you ready, Tom? Yes. All right, here we go. Three. Wait, do we have green balls? Yeah.

All right. Three, two, one, go. Sub two's going to gonna. Oh, no Say bye-bye to your kitty. All right, you got this. You got this. He's losing cat. Oh, no cat. He's pussyless Oh my god Meek is watching this no cat Use your dominant hand oh My god Tom you usually are good at this

Tom backboard. You spent some to this. Oh, I heard a tick tock laugh upstairs. Oh, that was his Oh Six flags never happen. It's never gonna happen. Oh there is baseball You're still sub two sweetie ism. Oh No, wait, so that wasn't his dominant house, I don't know what hand he is. That was a nice swing.

Really nice. Oh, jeez. There. That was his bomb. All right. He's a really good basketball shooter. Oh, that wasn't bad. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, that wasn't bad. Oh no. You usually make these, Tom. Tom's cat's going to be on the next Sarah McLaughlin commercial. This is going to be a very important sport because we've seen people not get sparkle for five minutes over 10. He has to put his cat down. Yeah. Come on, Tom. Lock in Tom. There it is. Sweet sound. Dribbling is not part of the challenge.

He asked you to do this too, by the way. He requested. He did. Oh no. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. He's really not doing that bad, just the expectations he has. Let's go Tom!

Still under three. Alright. You said that at 5'254. Never changed the logo. 1554 Never change the logo Bulls yeah Stop is a you can go around you can do anything and Emma be players hit 19 postseason home runs for most popular phone brands Apple Samsung

Central America Costa Rica Cuba Captain Sergeant Steak do steak. What's the steak steak? Don't miss Oh rare Well, I mean well done medium time. There you go All right, you get to keep your cat Pornhole man were you not using your dominant hand I was so you're a lefty or a righty I'm a righty I just you swing left I do all those things except for

cornhole so maybe that's why wait you swing left though yeah that was a nice swing mm-hmm thank you yeah admirable time after the though. Yeah, that was a nice swing. Thank you. Yeah. Admirable time after the cornhole was. Yeah, the fiasco of cornhole. You actually did really well. Not bad. Ask while I could have done better. I went down a bit. Oh, and Gunnar Henderson. Right under me. Okay, cool. Francis Gunnar. Yeah, that was good. Were you at any point worried about your cat? No, eight minutes.

Listen, I've seen these. Eight minutes is a long time. Eight minutes is really bad. Yeah. And you understand, like, it wouldn't have been a punishment. It would have been more like no cat can live with a above eight minute gauntlet. Yeah, I would have been able to live with myself and have to figure some things out. Right.

Yeah. All right, well, sorry. I thought I thought I could get under two no you did well, dude You did well, man. Yeah, why are you beating yourself up 3 3 30 is because that's a very good time It's a respectable time. You know been dying to do one of these so thought I'd do better now I ain't a threes is you should feel no shame Yeah, thank you Tom. Thanks Tom. Thanks Tom. You're the best practice. You'll do better next time Yeah, you got this Yeah Sad

That was a great show today boys was fun fun good work. See how let's see if it stays fun fun good work see how Let's see if it stays on the internet Like I kind of don't want to end the show because the minute we end the show we have to be like Off the get Say like you it always haunts me it fucked me up for life that you said this a lot of yaks are probably Somebody's first episode yeah Yeah, that is to think that is all gonna be transcribed yeah I did have a sales conversation that was like it insert sponsor name is concerned

about talking about che jerking off and it's not his penis, right? Handling adult why you it's not a young penis. It's why he's handling them with care and love Yeah, yeah, that would be creepy if people are thinking this is a young penis No, no, no, no, his last name is young and the show revolves around adult penis Alright see everyone And the show revolves around adult penis. Young penis sounds like a gay rapper. Alright, see you everyone tomorrow. Thanks for watching! Everybody have a good day. Love you guys. And happy 30th anniversary, Tim and Maureen Hitchings. Love ya.

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