The Yak - We Created The World's Greatest Video Game: Green Greg Simulator: Thu Sep 10, 2026

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

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Give it a shot. Help a dog. Oh, thank you, Nikki. You're welcome. I was literally walking over, and then I got stopped in my chair. tracks by what Kyle Power's shirt yeah that'll do it consider that for the

contract negotiation is your contract up soon they re-signed like I don't know year and a half yeah no I'm kidding it's a joke obviously the shirt I wear wouldn't be considered oh it definitely is

yeah do I don't people always talk about their contract I don't know when mine starts or ends I might not be on one right now No. 3.9.30. Okay. You're just not getting paid. I haven't been. That's more of a Brandon Walker thing.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, I just get the text being like, this person's up in a month. Like, it is every month. I'm like, how, why? I wish we just had everyone on the same exact. So it would be one, that would be amazing. It's one day everybody comes in.

That would be fun. But the rolling contracts and having to deal with is the worst. It's just every month. It's like, oh, yeah, you got to talk to this person. You got to talk to that. Contract. It would be good if you could bleep the numbers. Yeah.

Huh. Like a dealer no deal situation? The banker calls in. Yeah. Are you open up a briefcase? You have to accept it or open up the next one? I do. I fear talking about this will make it reality.

So now. We see your silhouette in the Reese's room above. That's very fun. Where you going, Brandon? Oh, you realize there was food? Maybe you could do like a challenge to get dental. Oh, not a bad idea. Or you get dropped from it or something?

That's not a bad. Who said that? No one said that. Where are you going, Brandon? Fat fuck. Where is he going? Sliders are in the way. Oh, is it a diary?

He just grabbed his butt. Oh, he's yelling. He shoved it back in. Dude, he just poopie fingered some poop. Oh, no. Dude. I think you forgot to do his custom handshakes with one of the girl employees.

With the poop finger? That's really cool always. that a poopie finger handshake right? Did you just poop finger someone? Poor side. Who'd you yell at? The camera was on you. Does this smell like poopie finger in here

and anybody all of a sudden? Okay. Okay. Don't make it weird, dude. Audience won't pick up on that. Chat won't be on that one. All you had to do was lie. That was like the easiest lie.

You could come back, be like, yeah, that was Caitlin Walker, my sister. It is my sister. You know what, chat? Just don't worry about that. Is it something with Mama? No, it's nothing. It's nothing. Yeah.

I'm out of breath. It's a long walk. How's everybody doing, huh? Great. What about Kyle's shirt? Good shirt. Incredible shirt. Yeah.

Really good shirt. I'm going to start advocating for myself. In what way? Like, recognition. Self-recognition. Like, this is a great shirt. I've been trying to pump you up. You don't like when I compliment you.

I feel like I throw you so many compliments. Is that, is that tall? Are you wearing Todd, Kyle? Because you've been clad in Todd lately. I'm wearing a lot of Todd. He's been on a lot of Todd. Do you feel the needs to make me think you must have signed a contract recently? You'll know.

He'll be signed. Covered in Todd. Todd everywhere. Do you feel like you have to dress even nicer now, though, if you go to dinner? It's like you can't wear the same thing. That's my issue. Yeah, that's why I dress like. If I go out, I'm not.

wearing the same shit I wore on the yak. Your podcasting clothes? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's wrong with that? Yeah. I don't care. I don't care at all. But they'll just add accessories. So just keep like a bowler hat in your car.

A bowler hat? And maybe like a nice watch or something. Oh, just dress it up. Just dress it up a little. What are you trying to do with your hair today? Me? Yeah, you. Old sweat pants.

I'm on my dear beard. Slick back. Slick back. It just feels like business. This is business, Kate. It's a little something called clean girl aesthetic. Okay. By pulling it off?

So you were doing something. I was. And you noticed. I noticed. I noticed. And my bun. You got a little girl boss energy going with the hair. Thank you.

Let's circle back on that in a minute. Low hanging fruit. Okay. Take a look at my bun. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, fancy bun.

It's a tight-ass. It's a great-d-dun. It's a braid bun. Wow. Those look delicious. A what? A what bun? A braid bun.

It's a bond made of braids. There's a whole trend of girls that want to look clean. So clean girls' sticks stop being cool like a year ago. Now we're on to, I think it's like mafia. Dirty. Mafia, mommy. So whatever was cool a year ago, that's what you're on? Always.

I got a question. Yeah. Kate, uh, how do I phrase this? It's not going to be about you, but it's something you probably know about. Okay. I'm not familiar with it. I just saw it a couple times online yesterday. What's up with the linebacker lady?

Which linebacker lady? She's a broad woman. You know the linebacker lady. Multiple linebacker ladies? She hates her husband. She's getting like canceled. Linebacker lady? I can't believe I don't know this.

Put me on. Her husband didn't like her haircut. Like a linebacker. But now she's getting. Kate's probably like, oh, you need a beautiful mom? Yeah, this lady. She's going viral. Call her a linebacker?

Holy. She does have a very wide shoulder. Why on everything? She's everywhere. I saw it because someone tweeted. Oh, fuck, I got to fuck What was the cut? Was it was the video, does it video relevant?

Okay, so she's making fun of Don't care who you are, don't tell me what to do. So if you want me to do something, you're going to have to say the opposite and trip me into doing that. My husband doesn't like my haircut, unfortunately for him. But anyway, my husband didn't like my haircut the other day. He didn't say he didn't like it, but in a roundabout way he did.

He said, I got my hair cut, colored, okay? I come home. He says, hmm. Oh, she's crazy. Yeah. Mad maniac. She's fucking crazy. Much shorter, huh?

Sure did, obviously. Yeah, I did. Does that mean you don't like it? Or he said, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. Shorter. If you say shorter one more time, I will buzz my head.

Oh, all off. Clean off. By honey. Bad shit insane. Yes. I would not say shorter again. He can't. He's in hell.

So she's been getting canceled. For what? For being mean to her husband. And also people have been. talking about her shoulders. Sounds like he's just a normal guy who was trying to have a conversation and she read every... Should you have said it was longer? Yeah, you can't say...

If a girl cuts her hair shorter, that's the last thing. You can't say it short. You went short. She should have done just a braid bun. Yeah, clean. I was sorry, clean girls. Stop trying to make braid bun. Yeah, she's everywhere.

Should have done a braid her bun. She'd braided her bun. I saw it because I don't know why this person came in my algorithm, but it was very funny. I sent it to you, T.J. Maybe her long hair was covering her shoulders the whole time. Titus, I can tell by your face. You're wondering why we're here. No, no, no.

I fold transparency. Five minutes ago, I bit the inside of my mouth very fucking hard. Oh, so you're dealing with the... I was in a hurry. I was eating lunch. I looked at the clock. I was like, I don't have a ton of time. I got to get the salad down.

And I just started fucking chomping. And I bit the fuck out of my mouth. Yeah. Nothing worse. I saw this tweet. This is very funny. It went viral. One way I can't escape my Midwestern upbringing is that I think this is the hottest any woman has ever.

And then the next one. The quote treat of it was even funnier. TJ, I sent that to you as well. So that's how I found it. And I don't know anything about it. I thought you would know. I thought you would be. I saw her.

I've seen her on that. How do people think these guys are made? Facts. She makes a mean hot dish. I'll tell you that much. She's putting tater tots on top of everything. Yeah, it's just very funny because it's a clearly a TikTok thing that is cross over to Twitter. And whenever it crossover at Twitter, it gets really mean,

really fast. Oh, yeah. So that's where I see it because I'm not really on TikTok. She's a big shoulder. She looks like is the discourse about her appearance or the fact that he did that fucking video instead of just talking to her husband. I think men are fighting back on women being mean to him

which I don't really, I mean that would seem like marriage jokes whatever like not really wasn't bothered by it and then I think it became about her looks but she seems to be handling a fine she's like don't give a fuck. Bad wife because I cut my hair even though my husband didn't like it. Oh, she's taking this all the way of you town. It's not 1874. It's

2026. I will cut my hair if I want to cut my hair. What is in her hair? I don't think she likes her haircut. I think she doesn't like her hair. Can I say it wouldn't be shocking if she doesn't have a husband? This is what I was just about to say. I've come across this. It's a it's a type of poster specifically on short form video platforms that pretend to have to have a have a significant other that wrongs them. They go viral every time. They get so much engagement and then they keep doing it because no one catches on on these platforms.

Yeah. It just algorithmically spews it to different people every time. So they go viral every time. Both parties are concurrently doing this operation and they're making money from it. She doesn't even have a husband. That was like that one chick I saw who, I think we might have talked about it, who was like, who did videos being like, being a single mom making a birthday cake for yourself so your kids know to be happy for you

and then the ex-husband did like a clip video was like actually she's a deadbeat mom she hasn't paid child support she's a drug addict like all this stuff she was just like cosplay as a single mom yep she could she physically couldn't see her kids oh they're port mandated boy mom mom oh shit she's got me beat all right he seems happy They're doing fine. Oh. Oh, this is real. Yeah, never mind.

She's got to hug me. What's that first one? TikTok is targeted. I see. We decided that my target audience is men. That's not my target audience. I don't want them. No.

I want to go back to the way it was. What the fuck? Girls, moms, people who like colorful clothes. You know, like good vibes. We were having fun. And then all the sudden, it's all men. And they send me the most. insane vile

I think this is what happened to you, Kate. By the way, now the bunch of celebrity women got me over the weekend. It's not ending. It's still going. Yeah, I think that's what happened to her. She was making TikToks being like, oh, my husband won't take out the trash, and then it got into guy algorithm.

They were like, fuck you. You take out the trash. Breaks containment. Just a normal thing to happen. Mean wife content is good. I watch every one. Yeah. Because it started with the spool of wire guide. remember him? No. His husband whose spool of wire was running low

and he was sad because it showed the passing of time and he was getting really, he was sad about a spool of wire and then the wife was just like, what the fuck are you talking? And everybody was like, come on, like he everybody took his side. Yeah, it's also like, yeah. What are you doing? Thought you were working.

I'm looking at this. What is it? It's wire. It's a spool of wire. and I'm almost out of it. Can you see the spool of wire? I'm almost out of it. Okay. And I've had this spool of wire for like 40 years.

Oh my God. I bought it like this a long time ago. But it's like 40 years of my life is in the wire that's gone. Does that make sense? This is what's left. I'm sorry to. here then and sad for you but you're wearing your Jets hat and I'm a little concerned

right now that you're wearing your Jets hat I thought that's why you were crying okay I'm done poor guy that's just normal who are these people attacking like that's normal interactions like given your like that was harmless

and fun yeah who cares that guy was seeing his life past before his eyes that was sad that was very deep but like a mom on a mom on TikTok, like making fun of her husband and being like, we got to stand up for all men. This is fucking

bullshit. It's crazy. You imagine having that mindset? That's all fine, but all he said was it was shorter. Yeah, her hair was shorter. Yeah, but I think you have to really just be like, oh my God, I love it. That's the only acceptable answer. That's it.

You probably didn't even say that. Probably didn't even say it. Yeah. You probably said, oh, you got a haircut. It looks shorter. No, you probably. Kate, whenever you do something weird with your hair, does like, what does Pat, like, does he? Oh my God, I love it. He noticed the braid bun?

He notices. He's a noticer. Really? notices that braid bun. Good. Clean girl aesthetic. My daughter's the only one in my house who notices when I get a haircut. Really?

Yeah. A minute I walk in the door, she, you got a haircut. Like, fuck yeah. Yep. Yeah. And Chee, I guess. Your daughter and Chee. Chee and my daughter.

Although Chee was off. He's your work daughter. He asked me if I got a haircut a couple days ago. was like three weeks ago and he you wanted to count it didn't she he missed mine too yeah i got brann i got yours the next day shay might be concussed again why we got a couple things well the data a couple three things actually if you want to include the data yeah the dad is done dad is done it's over we also uh can you go to the gambling cave real quick well i guess you don't have the reverse those are new couches we did um we did um we did we did

did gaslight Che and there's a new TV in there and we're like, dude, that TV's been here for three years. Oh, that is new? Yeah. All last night, I was like, he was just like, this TV wasn't here. I was like, we all in the gambling cave, we're like, yeah, it is, dude. That's been here. What are you talking about?

Yeah. Oh. Chee, we, he bought it, though. He was like, I guess I never noticed it. It was directly in front of his face. It's like, the, like, it couldn't be more new. and he completely bought us gaslighting him being like, dude, that TV's been here.

Maybe like eight different people are like, yeah, that was here last year. Yeah, well, we all coordinated. And then this one is really bad. This was a text I got from Doug last night at 10. Oh, yeah, that was tough. Actually, you know what? Let's have Doug come in and tell the story. Let's get Doug in here because he could probably tell it better.

But Che might be concoct. Doug. Hey, Doug. Hey, Donnie. Waiting for us to beg. What up, chef? Hey, Rick. Holy shit.

Hey, Drake May. Let's give it up for Doug. Doug. Fucking sucks. Where's Drake Maylover? Where is Drake Maylover? Fucking. Brued.

He was in his feels last night, too. He was tweeting like, he's like, blitz me. I don't care. Oh, man. His tweets last night were sad. He's like, give me a. all the shit. I don't care.

I want it. He's at me. Your worst. I love him that much. I think he is Drake May. Doug, what happened last night when you left the office? Oh, I forgot about this.

So I walked my car. I was like one of the last ones out. I walked my car and I see like a shadow trying to open my car. I'm like kind of looking closely. They're trying to unlock it with their key. It's Stephen Che. It's Stephen Chey.

Shadow form. Trying to. Trying to open. your car trying to open my car and then i go steve what like what are you doing that's my car he goes oh this is your car i thought this was mine like we both have CRVs i go steve mine's black yours is red oh oh jean you were just trying to steal his car what's even it was a few things that that is normally the spot that i park in okay but it wasn't right it was very dark yeah it was very dark so i walked up to it i mean i hadn't been my

car in several hours. You forgot what color? It's not like blue and red or blue and black either. Yours is red. Right. The idea that Stephen, like, over five hours without seeing his car, he forgets what it is. Yeah, wait, you said the amount of time it's been?

Well, I mean, it even walks around with a bridge of his guard his wallet. It's like, all right, just a reminder, this is you are. It's like Glennie balls and he said, I've been up for 16 hours. What the fuck? I was confused because that's the part, the spot of normally. parking and I went to hit the unlock and it was on unlocking so I was like what the fuck so I go to try and open it and it wasn't working it was looking around and then Doug's like what are you doing it's black yeah I didn't think about that but I think like no matter how dark it is you can kind of see the color of your yeah I mean shout out to me for not seeing color you said it was really dark don't give him credit don't turn this into a race you don't see red yeah a black guy and a native American you have no problem with

That's crazy, though. So you thought, like, you're like, this guy's stealing my car? Yeah, I was actually a little nervous because I was there, like the office kind of cleared out at that point. But then once I saw Steve, I texted you and him right away, I can't believe it's just happened. It's insane. It's day one of football season.

He's making this mistake. So I don't know what's going to happen the rest of the season. Che, have you bonged your head recently? No. I don't know. We were just, Doug and I were playing some shooting some hoops last night after everybody left. I just, I was paying attention at an eBay auction. and I just thought that was it was where I know my park so

that is something I learned last night Stephen is way too deep on eBay yeah he's deep he's setting like clocks he's sending reminders to himself and like oh I do that count downs but he said that he's doing it he said he's spent more time on eBay than like Twitter or any other app correct yeah the last like that's a good roof right there Steve what are you buying Steve

cards he's card hunting got a damn LeBron did you get it last night I didn't. It went out of my range and I responsibly held back. But I was monitoring it the whole time. And then you just were like, fuck it, I'll just steal Doug's car. Well, there was like a couple minutes left

when I was going to Doug's car, so I was checking in on it making sure everything was good. The fact that they're just totally different colors. Same car, though. How long do you think you would have tried to get into the car if Doug had... I had another five seconds in me.

I was trying to over... It wouldn't unlock. I don't know if that's true. Like, you were there for a little bit. I don't know. Five seconds. I was confused why my key wasn't working. Yeah, me, I would get that.

Yeah. Because it wasn't in a car. And it wasn't the color of your car. Yes. Have you ever taken the colorblindness test? Red and black is not a color. I mean, I can see, like, I can see Kate's pants are red. I can see Nick's pants are green.

Okay. Okay. You're good. You're killing it right now. Wow. But do you think that Kate's pants are your pants? Jay was trying to get into it. Oh, I have black pants, Kay.

I've been at work five hours. I didn't know those were your pants. Jay's just taking Kate's pants off. He's like, what are you doing? Trying to get in Kate's pants. I have the same pair. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right.

Those are yours. Tough seen last night. All right, Doug. So are we going to fix any of the issues about the seating in the gambling? Yeah. Do you think, do you like the way that it ended yesterday with the middle sheet? Is, yeah. We can adjust it.

Stay one. Rookie moved by me to be like, hey, you know what we'll do? We'll do new couches, new setup on game one. And I sat down and immediately was like, this is wrong. Yeah. So. And I also got Stefan Tard. Steff.

No, he made the setup and thought I wouldn't notice that, like, he put my seat in fucking Africa. I was so far away from the TVs. It made sense for the camera angle and some of the ad placement. So I'll defend him on that because it did help with that. Yeah. I bought tickets on the 50 yard line and then I showed up and I was in the end zone. I was like, what the hell is going on here? All right. Good job, Doug. Thank you.

So yes, Stephen, you might be concussed. Yeah, if someone were to call the cops and you would have just been like, oh, I thought it was my car because I have a black one. I don't know if that's holding up. Jail. I mean, it's similar enough. The two things were common. Same making model. Is yours a dark red? I don't think it's technically called red orange. It is kind of a weird.

Oh, that's lighter red. It's kind of a weird red. Or maybe it's called lava red. I don't know. I got that red too. You got lava red? I got chili pepper red. That's what your truck is?

Oh, that is the furthest from black. Yeah, that's that. Oh, my God. That couldn't be further from it. It's very dark. We don't have like impeccable. Yeah, the car was dark. Yes.

Yeah. Black. It wasn't that dark. Yeah, that's what that's, oh, no, well, I'm looking at a black. It's getting red or almost right? It's getting way red. Really red. I mean, this is the, it's the only thing you see is the red.

It wasn't that dark outside. It's very dark out. You know, I think I left it like 11. No, there's light in the parking lot. They're not great. Oh, boy. Good ride, dependable. Stephen might be one of those guys who's like, he hits 40.

he just becomes 80. Yeah. Because that's a crazy thing. I remember growing up, Brando, this was close to your old New Jersey home, but my dad's sister lived there. And we'd visit them, I don't know, maybe once every six or so weeks.

And we'd go there on Friday nights, like watch a movie or something. And we pulled up one day, and my dad got out of the car. And I don't know why we stayed in the car. He got out first and went into the home. And then came out. He was like,

wrong house. And he just like completely went into somebody else's house and then came out. It was like, oh shit. So it was his sister's house? It was a sister and a place we frequented. Oh, Tom's runs in your family. Maybe. My dad went into some wrong houses before

but it was on purpose. I don't want to pick on you, Stephen. The first topic on other is fake 49ers player Dejan love that scam women out of $1.3 million arrested. Didn't you get arrested like three weeks ago? So he there's like body cam footage of it or something oh okay so it was a like a TMZ headline or something like that

oh also there this is a oh okay I've got a nice car did he have his helmet please tell me he had his helmet is a fake 49er of course you guys on my car try to get out of the arrest saying I play for the 49ers just keep the bit going do you know who I am give it up I am yeah can arrest me boys need me this weekend did you do you see that a manual a cho snitcher on Big Dom for helping him get out of a ticket? We don't know if that was Big Dom. He played for the Giants as well. Fair.

Huh. Yeah. Could have been the Giants. I think Acho was on the Giants for like 40 days. But in this hypothetical scenario, this security person helps out Emmanuel Ocho. Right. And now Emmanuel Ocho snitch on this guy being like, yeah, he's corrupt or whatever. Disgusting.

Can't be doing that. I'm sure. Every team has a guy getting them out of stuff like that. Yeah. That too. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you get out of an arrest, especially not that we're not in New York anymore,

but, like, security guard, Mike would definitely, like, if you got in trouble, you'd call him. Yeah. He wouldn't be able to do anything, but he at least gave you advice. He'd give you the, yeah. He'd give you a token effort of doing something. Right. I agree.

I really wish he was there when I got my peeing ticket. Yeah. You deserve that. He'd probably still would have. gotten it but it would have yeah yeah they would have been they would have been scared of him they would have thought twice at least have you pissed outside since yeah camp I don't oh yeah in the city I didn't like use a toilet once no I peed outside so many times I just would wake up

pee outside yeah I would go outside to be pooping on the dock was sick oh yeah I did have the hotel room to poop in that was nice yeah good move you stay in a hotel room No. Brandon, you don't have any leaks. Did not stay in a hotel room. Your people trust you. I slept there, and then I would wake up and go poop and shower and come back. And I told you this during the show while we were there.

I don't remember that. I said it on this show. Did you ever lay down in the bed? I slept in the bed. No, in the hotel bed. No, I never lay down there. I don't know. You were in the bed.

I was in the bed at lights out. Yeah, and when I woke up. Yes. I don't know. You never, the, there's a chance. The maids that came to the hotel after you checked out Didn't have to make the bed. Didn't have to make the bed once.

I did not touch the bed. I can't speak with 100% certainty that you slept in those beds. Only time I sat on the bed or I got on the bed was to sit there and put my shoes back on after taking my shower. Also, I don't care. What if I did stay in a hotel? I'd say I stayed in a hotel. It's not like I would hide it. I wouldn't hide it.

Diva. No, I'd showered and shaved and went to Hardys. There were the Hardys right outside the hotel. I had an omelet biscuit every morning. And it was good. I love a good omelet biscuit from Hardee's. R-I-P-O-Charlie's. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That was Ben Mince's doing, right? Did he do it? Probably. How? I thought, isn't O. Charlie's, is there O'Charlie's in Nashville? Could be. I heard a rumor that he brought so much business to the barstool bar in Nashville that O'Charlie's when I had shut down other businesses?

Yeah. That's not what I heard. He tore it down. He also said he had many stories from this weekend if we needed content. I don't think we need that. content. No, he, I got, yeah, natural based.

That's, I mean, that is directly related to, yeah, he closed it down. No, he told me, we all got cornered, I'd imagine about how. What was the best story he gave you? Ah, man. A bouncer told him too late that he overheard

one of, one of the hot chick saying that she wanted to make out with mince. Okay, that's a hell of a story. And Mintz was like, why didn't you tell me when she was here. Damn. Wait,

really? She said out loud, I want to make out with mints. She should have been thrown out for being way too drunk. She should have been cut off. And you're cut off. Should we ask for his funniest story?

I guess. And what would be? No. Okay. So I went with him for what was supposed to be his final checkup yesterday. And at the end, the doctor was like,

so you've still been like eating well and everything, right? He's like, lost 24 pounds. And she's like 24 pounds because of the ankle. It's like just been eating good, been eating right, protein, rice bowl, doesn't mention the redout. He's on an illegal drug. I'm like, you should probably mention that. Yeah. She's going to, like, force a feeding tube down here.

Yeah. From an ankle injury. She's going to think he's very sick. But he was just saying it with pride. He's like, yeah, like thinking that she would be proud of him. Yeah. I'm going to ask you that question. Yeah.

I don't know if you've ever been on walking butter crutches or anything or had some sort of medical thing where you had to have something. Don't you just get to a point where you just stop wearing it? Oh, yeah. You know, he keeps going. back and they keep saying you got to wear it for another week. Correct. If he's comfortable not wearing it as a dinner, just don't wear it anymore. Don't wear it. I think the doctor said if you're around the hose, you could take it off. Take it off around the hose. Stipulation.

But I think you wear it, if they tell you six weeks, you got to wear it, you get to like week four. Yeah. And you take it off and you press down. You're like, all right, that's fine. And then I think you just take it off. I'm not a doctor, but I know that I have been injured before. There's definitely a point where it's like you're actually making it worse by. keeping it on because you're not you're losing strength and like your other side is now getting you know yeah he's like lopsided like that definitely happens where it's like like if you wear like a if you like spray in your ankle and you put on like a ankle brace you put it on for a couple days if you keep it on for like a month your ankle's never going to get stronger yeah he's almost treating it like it's a retainer where he's like it's better than sleep he'll he'll he won't wear it one

night but then he's like oh well if I wear it the next two days it'll correct itself hmm by the way when is Greg zooming in he said 115, 1.30-ish and no spoilers

he's got something oh boy I uh I have a Greg I'm true actually but I've also one is one is public one is only I think I know this all right I want to hear them both I did spend

probably 20 minutes this morning just sending Greg motivational thing. So, and he kept on replying, he was like, I needed this. Like, I sent him, I sent him a man in the arena. And then I sent him to achieve greatness, one should live as if they never will die.

This is also a reminder talking about eating a burrito fast. And then the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. And he wrote back, that one hits home. Can you send him like pretty quotes from villains

real life if he'll tweet them out like Hitler quote send him Hitler quote yeah see if he'll get it tatted all right

hold on let me find one get him to say that before he starts the burrito just like memorize this and say it before you have your first bite hmm

okay do we think Mario's his camera guy again today he's got to yeah I wonder it's a me baby Now, I've drawn the parallels between Greg and Ments. They're not the same, obviously, but there's a little goofiness to them both.

Same stadium. Mincy, his downfall, he has a lot of downfalls, but one thing that we've all identified is that when Mincey's like, oh, it's content time, that's when his content's actually dog shit. Mency's best content is when Mincey's just Mincey, right? Are we worried about this with Greg? Are we worried that Greg saying, I have something for today? is actually not good because we need to just see Greg in his element. We don't need Greg to... But the thing is, he went through the ringer of Barstow Idol, Missouri,

and we gave him intentional content, and every bit was knocked out of the park. That's true. That's a good point. Also, whatever he brings, you're still going to be able to... Whenever he finishes what he says, you just ask one question, and he's going to be... And he's right back. He's going to go.

Now, Titus, may I ask you something? Do you want whatever he brings to the table pre-planned to be good or back? I don't know Nick that's the paradox that's where we find ourselves with her with a great you just don't know I just said him I just said him don't let what other people think stop you from doing the things you love that's Hitler yeah oh I thought he was talking about like killed destroy sack All right, so what's the thing that we don't know? I actually want to save it.

I want him to say it. Okay. But one of the things he said, on poor decisions yesterday, you know how the first day we had a, the first day that we did the burrito challenge, we call him, and he's like, oh, man, I just ate lunch. And then Nick, you were like, what did you have for lunch? And he says, it was a sit down lunch.

We're like, that's not the answer. But he just kept harping on like, this was a sit-down lunch I had with my dad. and he's painting this picture of just appetizers and, you know, big entrees and desserts maybe. Come to find out on poor decisions, he reveals in the first, like, five minutes yesterday that his sit-down lunch was chicken fingers and fries. Oh, my God.

That was so funny. It's like I had, I was eating chicken fingers. But the way he said sit-down lunch, it just... It implies... It, like, elevated the lunch, and then he... Just chicken fingers and fries. Lunch. Chicken fingers.

Yeah. Nice sit-down lunch with chicken fingers. Sit down with dad. Set down. That's perfect Greg, though. That is Greg. It's Greg and Greg's dad. So his belly was full of chicken fingers, day one.

What we learned. They were just at the kitchen table. You didn't even go out. Sitting down. I think for the finale. Well, for most people sit down lunch, at least for me, when I hear sit down, I think of like you're being weighted on. You think about my stress.

Now that I'm realizing Greg is a stand-up eater. That's what we've learned about him is that he stands up and bends down and gets his big bites. So he calls standing lunch lunch lunch lunch. Lunch. Lunch. And literally any time he's sitting down. Like McDonald's is a sit down. He could go to a fast food place, and as long as he's sitting down, it's a sit-down lunch for him is what we learned.

Yeah. If he's eating chicken fingers. We also didn't press enough on like the pisser thing. Yeah. I'll just use pissers. You said porker urinals and he said, oh, I can do that. I can just use pissers. Who's in your burrito?

Who's in your bit? Kyle, can you think of like a, because I asked him, pork or urinals yesterday, two very unrelated things and make him decide between the two? Yeah. Okay. You're good at that. Because what did I ask? I asked you one, Brandon. Yeah, you asked me you were on pork, because you asked me pork chop or

watching the NBA. No, I said comedy movie, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said pork chop or swimming. I chose, I could lose swimming. You said swimming or comedy movies. I'd rather have comedy movies in my life and then watching the NBA. And, yeah. watching the NBA versus comedy movies I think I can't know

TJ can you find that a pill thing that we did on mostly sports a couple days ago What was that? I did that here didn't we? Oh the red pill blue pill The oyster? Oh yeah It all runs together

It does Yeah it's all one song It really is It's all one song You can teleport seven seconds away Yeah because Mango answered it on Yeah I want the boys to dress this one Danny on

When you went to the doctor's appointment Did you get the whole gamut of Nashville stories surprisingly no he just kept saying though that it was the most packed the bar's ever been and it was a wild success for him i feel like he's claimed that national bar to be the most packed it's ever been multiple times now every time he's there coincidence breaks the record but wasn't it wasn't it going to be packed anyway of course yeah sure all right no come on brand the barstow bar in nashville and o'emus fans come through probably going to be doing pretty good no brand there's no one yeah here you go Those are your choices.

The couch boys brought this to mostly sports. Can communicate with oysters. Free gravel. Free gravel for like, can teleport up to seven inches away. Look, ten hours younger, can run as fast as Albert Einstein, speak to extinct language Catan. Control, can control any toaster with your mind. Your order is crazy.

I know I'm jumping around. I think a second nose can instantly see inside any empty container. I said free gravel. Yeah, it's free money. There's market for gravel, which there is. Yeah, that's how we got. I think it's Toaster. I thought Toaster as well.

Yeah. Because Toaster, you could probably... That could get you like a world tour. Yeah, that could get you a residency in Vegas for sure. Yeah. Now, somebody brought up, you can see inside any empty container. If you were competing in a game where you had to choose where the thing is, and you can see inside the empty container, you can win that game. You would dominate our box game.

But how often... Oh, you could do a lot with that. How often is the layperson in that same way? But is it still... That would be your act. everyone bring a container and I will tell you what's inside and then I think that would wow the audience you can only see inside the empty one you can't see inside the empty container so if it's got something in it you can't see inside of it do I get to choose where my second nose is usually oh it had I assumed it was face second nose could get you some play on social media or uh yeah hold on a second Where's Katan from?

Could you dunk with teleport seven inches away? And can you go through walls? Yeah. Teleport. So if you get to the jump, you get to within seven inches of the rim. You jump and then you're like, teleport me seven inches higher.

Oh, I guess you could just teleport twice then. Yeah. Teleport until you. Well, that's it. That's cheating. Well, it's teleporting. I don't think there was a limit. Can I get past security?

If you're, if you're bought, you could be a good boxer, dude. Teleport, punch. Teleport back. Yeah. You know. Isn't that just moving? You could have sex without having to do anything.

Yeah. I do that. You would just... What? I only need to talk about. You would never get picked off with a seven-inch lead. Is anybody getting picked off of the seven-inch lead? Not me.

Teleporting. Just teleport right back. Communique. Yeah. What about like, oh, what about, like, the touch push? Touch push, but great example. Seven inches. this is not enough.

Wait, if you're a bank robber and the wall's six inches thick. Yeah, can you go through walls? Go through a wall. Teleport. Teleport, you blink, blink. So you have to lay up against the wall, teleport to the other side. Oh, if you teleport into the wall. And you're stuck. And you're stuck.

And you try to pull it off, but only half if you mix it out. Oh, that would suck. You're split in half. Someone says, hey, can you scooch over? Oh, that's good. Teleport. You don't have to stand up. Boom. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's probably not

What's this guy doing? Spate? Tyler Spade? You just keep bringing the weird pieces of equipment and moving them. Why did that need to be moved? I don't know, he's probably doing something. Probably is. How do we have hockey goal?

I don't know. He keeps coming out with random equipment. That was from after dark. I believe at least one of those sets has Jerry Pukleck all over it. Oh, we can sell that. Tate has calm down, by the way. Tate has? Yeah.

That's good. Can we just being performative, which was... Can we have a conversation about that? Yeah, what? That show does have... It might have a shelf life to the host. Yeah, whenever they sign a new contract. Right, so we need to sign him up and then let it...

Oh, he just signed a new contract. Oh, so he's done. That's why he's ready to be done. Who, uh... Deutsch. It gets you, it gets you security and then you... Deutsche or Green Greene Gregg? Oh, my God. Green Greg would be a bass. Green Greg hosting after dark?

Him trying to plan? Couldn't do it. Dude, green, green. The loophole, the amount of loopholes that he would keep open? Yeah. I don't think he would know to keep the chat would flummox him. But it could be like a good reset because like some of the challenges get so crazy and you're trying to like, you know, you set like this absurd bar to reach for and then you can't reach and you got to reach,

you got to change the rules and all that. With Greg, it could just be like eat three hot dogs, you know, in one stream and then you just watch it, you know, like you don't have to make it. Would Deutsch be too good? Deutsche would be too good. That's, yeah, nothing would Yeah, the Greg, Greg, we just,

we, we, we calm everything back down. It's like a reset for the show. Just give him simple tasks. Yeah, he'd five hot dogs by midnight. Tire shoes. Tire shoes. Tire shoes. Tire shoes.

The hardest part about him eating the hot chip would just be getting it down all the way. He'd be too full. Oh, I'd love to see Green Greg hot chip. Would it help Tate's mentals if it was like once a month? Some, we spun a wheel for host. Or just like a guest host.

The show is torture, it is. I think he's fine. That was, that was, that was a, a great stream. He was... I think he's been building up this for a minute. But he was mad because it was the in the house complaint, which I also don't think

Titus and Max were really complaining. They were kind of I don't think they were serious. I don't think they were serious. Yeah. But I think he's been acting the same way Jerry acted towards the end of his run with it. Do you know what is real though in serious? Tate's $5,000 bonus bet. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's real. Yeah.

In the end, Tate. It's the big winner. Megan Riptard's last night, huh? I followed it. It was awesome. It was electric by the, like, I think we got it by one yard. Boy, Drake Mae was bad. He was.

Stinky dude. Drake Mae lover. I fucking love it. Do you see, also, Drake May only has beers five times a year, I think, is what they said. So I think they said no beer, but Pinia Coladas on the beach. Which I'm kind of love that. Pina colada drunk at the beach or pool. I'm more of a daccaria.

That is a very fun drunk. Stephen Chase said it's instant diarrhea when he does it. Not an instant, but some of the worst. It started from my dad, really. I don't think I've ever seen him take a sip of alcohol. My brother Luke didn't drink growing up. My brother, Bo doesn't drink. Something where I just followed people that I really admired.

That's my dad, my eldest brother Luke. I'll get on the beach and I have a pinocalada, but I'm not one to drink. I probably drink less than five times a year, 10 times a year. I've been used to people I admire putting away something that feels like, okay. I mean, I don't really, that's not really something. something to make fun of like he's just well now i'm sure the sentiment is oh this pussy better drace pathetic fucking loser better start drinking well katik was like from a like locker room guys standpoint like you got to go have beers with the the fellas every now and then so he's missing out on that

but yeah sounds like he's pretty well adjusted and he's like yeah i have goals that right don't include yeah does brady drink i don't know i feel like a lot of them are like that, but they just don't say it. Well, people just don't drink as much anymore, right? And the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl, it was like a huge, like, he was publicly drunk and everybody was like, oh shit, we never even seen this side of it. Right.

But a Pena Colada hates to see him coming. I mean, I don't really drink. I think people follow me. I don't really drink. Yeah, I think people... I mean, I used to. I think I've set the example, and most of America has fallen my footstress.

Right. But you never really drank. Nope. I'll have a glass of wine here there. I haven't been drunk since 2007. That's not true. I've been really drunk since 2007. You're wasted every Super Bowl dinner.

I don't get wasted. Burgundy tea. I've three. I drink two last of wine. No, sir. I don't get drunk around my life. Camp you were wasted. I was not.

Yeah. Camp, you were a pretty slush. No, I have one beer at camp. I was more than one. I had two then. And. And? And.

And? And that's not the same thing. Did you fucking. Toke? We were smoking doobies. Holy shit. Brad, I've seen you wasted plenty of time. Oh, you haven't. Brandon, yes. Like 10 different restaurants.

When? You start acting up. Yeah, you do. Start going up to the hostess and say, pick a hand. What are y'all doing? You started making balloon animals. I was not. Yeah, you're fun, yeah. Don't you like the feeling?

I've been drunk since 2007. That's not true. It is true. You know, two glasses of wine at the Super Bowl, the last four. hours is not is is is not drunk wasted what about what might be what about when cobble rolled through what about that day I was fine I don't know I was fun I don't know that was y'all

that was everybody all right has a cobble rolled through Chicago yet I know I know Brandon yeah yeah you haven't been drunks as when 2007 can we do the 20 year anniversary of the drunk yes and get you wasted wow case race race race case race you have to I was in a meeting yesterday, and they were like, which is a very funny, just, you guys, gotten drunk? No, those moments where you're like, this is my job. We were in a high-level meeting with, like, you know, production, sales, everything, talking about 2027, they're like, so you guys can do a case race?

I was like, yeah, we'll do a case race. Yeah, let's flip, let's invert. Let's do the inverse. We're all refs and you're the only one. That would be hilarious. That would be great. The Brandon Walker case race. Brandon versus Che.

Oh, my, oh, no. A mono-emano cage match. I'm a ref. And that would be a- Holy fuck. Brandon, it's been 20 years since you've been drunk. That would be awesome of Brandon versus Chee.

Heads up case rates. It won't be live. It would suck. No, that would be awesome. Because you're competitive. And I bet you could put down 15. No. Maybe eight.

Okay. Maybe. You're competitive. Che's annoying. I don't, I don't, I pass. y'all can't make me do anything i don't want to do that's not true correct i think about every day you do something you don't want to do yeah you come here you go you're on the yak show up here return from the bathroom hey you kind of snuck out yesterday i didn't know i didn't i had an

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Who'd they beat the Super Bowl? Lions. Detroit Lions. Yeah. That'd be a fun Super Bowl. Really? Yeah. By the way, speaking of football being back,

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I like that whisper at the end you do every time. Are you guys excited for the 49? game tonight? Oh, in Australia. Yeah, very much. Yeah. I keep, oh my God, these guys who score touchdowns. Kyle, were you close with any of them?

This happened the end of last year, too. I sprinkle 20 different first touchdown guys. And it's always, whoever it was last night. How many did you have? It happened so often now. 20. You put in 20 first touchdowns along with other, like parlay.

What? George Jerry had Wait, was this all in one game? All in the same game. Yeah, Jersey Jerry had like eight. I went from like Mac Hollins all the way up to Ramandre. The guy who scored? No.

He's even on the list. Yeah, I think so. Mike Vassel's here from the White Sox. He's going to run the gauntlet. What's going on? Hello, how's it going? Hi. Can you set it up?

Yeah, do I reckon? Yeah, he was here last year. He did it last year. But also did he just. Yeah, right here. No, right here. Pitcher? Yeah.

Did you hug the guy that you were getting out? No, that was, you're thinking of Peyton Toll. Fuck. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, now I'm, people say, I go by the wizard now. You're the wizard now? Yeah, this whole thing. I love that.

Don't be ashamed to be going by the Wives. You're playing Koi. Oh, you're on that awesome T-shirt upstairs. That is me. That's you. Yeah, the magic started at the beach. barrel. Hell yeah. On that t-shirt.

So awesome. Welcome back. Wait, so how are you, did you get Tommy John? I did, yeah. How was that? Well, obviously the injury sucks, but. Well, the injury sucked. Yeah. I was in spring training facing Freddie Freeman, and I threw a change up, and I said, oh, wow, there's a knife in my elbow, like cutting it out. And then MRI ligament torn off the bone.

Yeah I've got the surgery photos My phone's over there It's disgusting Do you feel like less of a man That it happened on a change up So Yes

But then But then My first heater With a torn ligament Was still 94 So I was like Oh wait you stayed in For two more guys

Yeah Oh my God Yeah Yeah It was it was yeah It was a Traumatizing Disparis

Oh my yeah So how's rehab going? Have you, you're not throwing yet? September 18th is like the first day I throw a baseball. I've been throwing against a wall. I mean, I'll be honest, rehab sucks. Like, it's not, it's not fun. Now, what's gone along with it, the team, you know,

because most guys go to like Arizona, Florida. Right. The team is like, you got to be in the clubhouse. You got to just do crazy stuff and hang out. That's awesome. Yeah. So it's been, that part's been awesome. Yeah.

Did you run out getting that scuffle yesterday? Or were you, like, on my arm? So, so. Every time right now, I am more of an offensive guy, so I sit in the batting cage while we're pitching. I'm going down the dugout steps to go back, sit in the cage, listen to the game of the radio, talk to the hitters, whatever. The scuffles, like, starts. I'm, like, trying to run up behind our hitting coach, who is legitimately, like, a bear up the steps. I try and get over the railing, like, look all cool and flip.

I almost trip catch myself and then hit like a dead sprint and I'm like looking in and as I'm running up O'Neill Cruz and I'm like you know what like

what am I doing you know but it happened so late yeah like super late because the pitcher was almost back in the dugout and next thing I know like people are screaming wait so you go

do you go back and forth from the dugout to the batting cages yeah the cage is legit right behind the dugout. Got it. Yeah. So just hang out with those guys in there. So White Sox Dave's going to throw for you today.

Yeah, he's going to throw. Football toss is going to be White Sox Dave, everything else you got. Yeah, yeah, because you start here, right? Yeah. Oh, I guess he's got to throw. Can you go offhand for the bags? I can flip it underhand. Yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait, so. About shooting in basketball. Is that going to hurt your... No, no, I'm good. No. You're good. All right. It's just the torque of throwing.

Yeah. So it goes here to hoops, right? No, no. here to soccer soccer then hit a baseball hit a baseball white sox table we'll throw the football basketball basketball

trivia yeah yeah we're doing this yeah let's do it all right here we go thank you by the way for always wearing the stella blue hat yeah I love it yeah Sam at uh Excel yeah there's Stella blue stuff going all around the locker oh I fucking love it thank you boys I gotta send you guys some coffee yeah

well they sent this coffee okay t-shirts love it fuck yes what's what's the strangely placed green dot. Yeah, what is that green dot? What's your green dot? They gave us some stickers when it came in. Huh.

What? Who's that? Who? You know why they probably started doing that? What was his name? Tom. Tom. Tom.

Wait, we're doing stickers, no, someone's, this feels like a spider joint. Yeah, who gave that to you? It's a spider fuzzle. He also got to stick a cheese in your pocket? Yeah.

Okay. All right. You got to start with the bags on the ground. That's a spider move. Hey, buddy, I'm on a need you. Yeah, you just got to get one in. Green sticker. All right, you ready, TJ?

Oh, he's good. He's got the sticker. I know you were just in here not too long ago. That's so funny. I wonder if that's an actual thing. When I'm ready, uh, local hand. All right. All right.

When TJ's ready, you just let me know, Teach. Ready. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Here we go. Uh-oh. No, for real. Oh, that was close.

Oh, there you go. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Doge needs redemption. Wow, Deutsch. You suck, Deutsch. Falling apart. There you go. That's it. White Sox Dave. Oh, he's trying to impress it. Oh, yeah, he's going to impress it. Good time. Damn.

Now, Titus, if he breaks the record, is this going to be an asterisk? I think it has to be. I mean, that's for the judges to decide. I think this is the official White Sox Dave throwing record. Like, there's a new category. I can put a note on his... But are we saying having White Sox, Dave, replace an MLB pitcher for throwing as an advantage?

He'll certainly say that. He'll say that. Mike ran this last year, by the way, and he got like a $2.35. Green dot, we've got to figure out this. Trivia, trivia. Here we go. You just got to get 10.

10 total. Pro sports teams in California. Oh, yeah, you can rip that. Yeah. Any of them. California. Chargers, Rams, Dodgers, Angels,

ducks, uh, ducks, uh, oh my God, oh, my God. Not hockey. Not hockey, sorry. NFL, MLB.

Oh, oh, oh. NFL and MLB, it says. MLB, NFL. Gotta be NPA. NBA as well. Hey. There's NBA. There is NBA?

There's got to be. Clippers, Lakers. there you go M.O.B. Oh my God. Three face cards and poker. Three face cards and poker. Face cards. Hold on.

Face cards. Face cards. Face cards. Face cards. The cards with like a literal face on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mind's going, oh, Kings. Yep, that will get you two. That's two. Yeah, we try to think. MLB.

Flavors of Skittles? Flavors. Flavors. Lime? Is that? Yeah, yeah. Lyme, that's one of them. So I can do anything.

Yeah, yeah. You can jump around. Bears? Codiac, grizzly, black bear. Yeah. Those all count. Yeah. Honey bear.

You got it. You're done. 223. Honey bear. Are you talking about Winnie the Pooh? That's a type, right? A honey bear. I don't think so, dude.

Honey bear? I think all bears are honey bears, right? Yeah, but isn't there a honey bear? I think you're thinking of Winnie the Pooh. Oh, my God. Giants, athletics, Padres. What am I doing? All right, let's see where you went.

Still, a pretty good time. Yeah, very good time. That never gets any easier. No. It's like a mad dash, and you're just, oh, with White Sox Dave, throw on the football, nice note. All right. 2.23. Where was he last year?

Top 25%. Yeah, did I beat my score? Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, yeah. White Sox Dave effect. All right, but there's a little, you know, there's always going to be a little star next to it. Yeah. Yeah.

Who did you beat? Let's see. Joe Thomas, Jimmy Tatro, Sam Talent, Zach Gallen, you beat Zach Gallen. Wow. Colton Couser. C.M. Punk. Cm Punk. C Munk.

RG3. Yeah. John Summit. Yeah, John Summit. Greg Olson. Rutchman. Ritchman. Jaret from Subway.

Jared from Subway Carson Palm Quist He beat Jared from Subway The spokesman Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Look my little green duck Who the hell Put that on you? Who put that on you Slightly blanking Was it a spider Was it cheese in your pocket too? The man at the front desk

The very nice man Oh just the security Do you have it? We do three Really doing dots Yeah Are you pro or anti-dot, Big Cat? I don't know.

Might be into it. This feels too professional to give people a dot. I don't know, like just wandering. We had a wander the other week. Yeah, he just came and got out of time. I was told, so that's probably why I'm wearing the... But now if people see this, they'll just get a green dot. Yeah, that's pretty much.

TJ, can you just buy a roll of green dots from... We'll have to do a different color every day. How did it? Was he like, hey, put this on or you can if you want? He was like, kind of put it off center on your torso. He didn't stick it out for him, right? put it. Okay. You know, I was like, where do I put this green dot? Was he adamant about you putting it on your body?

I mean, he's... Did he watch you put it on or he just had it to you? We put it on in front of them, yeah. Did you push back? Oh, were you like, I've been in here before. You didn't make me do this last time? Well, we were in here last year, so I didn't know, you know, what's going on. Policy has changed. Yeah. Green dot place now. This seems like a fetish from the security guard. Right. Yeah. We're doing dots.

Just wants everyone to have a green dot. Yeah. It's all right. I like that your first two bears, you said, were also dip brands. Those were the only two. That was a real ball player. Codiac and grizzly. Yeah.

Yeah. It's on my mind. Honey's kind of a dip too, isn't it? I guess so. Is a honey bear not a type of bear? Yeah, I just looked it up. It's the name of a, the familiar name of a kinkajoo. Oh.

That is the name. I'm glad they went with honey. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the name of a bearer? Yes. Oh my God. We have, oh, look at those dots.

So now you're covering in dots. Now you're allowed in the office. So do the different colors represent access? Like you can go in the PMT studio with that red dot. Different days. Ah. So is today green? The green dot.

Green dot today. Oh, my God. What was the explanation? So that we don't have random people walking around. But you're the first I've ever seen wear the dot. But is this like the Thursday dot? It is the Thursday dot. But now that we...

But how do you decide who even qualifies to wear a dot? People who are visiting the office. But now that we've done this, people are just going to show up with dots. But your other guy isn't wearing a dot on. He's in the gambling case. Joe. Joe's got a good dot. We need a new system.

We need a new system. He's got a dot. See? He's okay then. This is really silly. And I love it. Look at me. I'm dotted up.

Yeah. I'm not going to say what the other ones are days wise because we don't want to give it away. Yeah, but I feel like every time we're guests, you'll be able to. No. No, we have to just. We'll just have to switch them up. You got to randomize. Monday.

That way you don't know. And a stranger can't buy five stickers. Yeah, but you'd have to guess right. Yeah, we've got to find out Monday what the Monday dot is. But I will say if they do guess right, they are allowed. But this is a live show. If somebody sees him with a green dot, they're like, perfect. I'm not going to reveal, but Monday and Friday are both yellow.

Okay. The size of the dot matters. Yeah, true. It's got a dot. Yeah. They don't know which. motion of the dots. You don't write anything on the dot.

You don't say, this is my name, this is how long I'll be here. It's just, I guess someone walking in pre-dotted would, they'd be like, dude, what are you doing? Why are you pre-dodded? We didn't give you the dot. Yeah, you're walking. But if you have to go to security to get the dot anyways, isn't the dot redundant. Oh, you're right. I think it's more so everyone else knows, like, hey, this person's supposed to be here because they have a dot.

Also, you got to throw that dot away when you get home, right? You can't keep the dot for next time. I'll take the dot off. Wait, wait, you want me to take the... I don't know, you could keep the dot, but you can only come on Thursday. I'm curious if security, you'll be like, as you're walking out the door, like, whoa. Give me the dot back. It's like saving a lala wristband.

Maybe I'll keep the dot on this shirt the rest of the year. Yeah. That's probably the best. And if you wear that shirt again, you just have two dots. Oh, unless you come back on Thursday. I can't walk in with a... It is so funny that this is like a big plan by our security team. And, like, they probably were like, as soon as the yak sees anyone with a dot, it's over.

I'm just trying to think like make an ice cube put a green dot on This is like a real kindergarten move Yeah Yeah we could have gone like stamp on the hand name tag When Cam Newton was here Put a green dot on Cam Newton when he came through Cam unfortunately Might have to stop you right there

I'm going to have to dot you up Where's your dot? He had two guests on mostly sports this morning Brandon and Mark I don't recall either of them having a dot Either one of them had dots I think this might have been within the last like hour. Wow. Oh, really? This is like the first. Maybe I'm like a

You are the first dot. Oh my God. I'm like a secretly dangerous guy. Yeah. Wait, can we keep his dot for like a yak card? Yeah. Wait, were you, did Joe get the dot or did you get the dot first? We were both handed dots. But who got it handed first? I think Joe got the dot first.

So Joe's got the first dots. Your dot is irrelevant. Taylor McGregor and Hannah Mears did not qualify for dots. Did not get dots. Women don't get dots. Yeah. Right, because a woman wouldn't just come here. Put this sticker on your body. We're desperate to get women inside this building. Yeah.

A woman being here means she has to be here for something. Right. We're pretty certain you're not sneaking in here. We're here. There's a reason you're here against your win. Someone made you do this. Oh, shit. Yeah, we just thought the dudes.

You got to make. Mincy stamped the pickleball girl himself. Yeah. I got it. Don't worry. I mean, dot technology. Was Taylor McGregor in today? Yeah, she was.

I noticed Mincy was not in his spot upstairs. He was just like hanging like a bat out of your studio. He didn't get her. He said, wow, she snuck out on me. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. She got past Nancy security.

She was just there. Tate also posted a Mincy update. Oh, let's see it. Devastating news. one week ahead of our departure for the LSU at Ole Miss game, the Mincy and Tate magical connection might be gone. We just met to cut his promo for the trip, looking for lodging tickets, etc.

Has he resorted to gaslighting me? Uh-oh. We might sit in the student section Sunday. We're going to hit the Grove Saturday. We might sit in the student section Sunday. We're open to anything and everything. We just want to get out. Is the game Sunday?

Saturday, 6th night. I think you might sit in the student section Sunday. I didn't say Sunday, but you didn't say Sunday. No, start over. We're going to hit the Grove Saturday. We might sit in the student section Sunday. We're going to hit the Grove Saturday. Oh, no.

He is gaslighting him. Wow. Is he? That drug is making his face. Yeah. He's losing a lot of weight. In his face, though. Only.

Making his hair better. That's the hair surgery. He's finally taken, huh? Yeah. He's finally got it. I want him to be like hot as fuck. I think that would be hilarious. if he gets sexy.

He's our heart drop. Yeah. Like handsome Mincy, like Hanson Mincy, like Hanson's it would be unbelievable. He's chiseled draw line. He's actually dating Taylor McGregor. He cheats on her. Oh, man.

Cheat and Mincy to start cheating. I feel like he, like, does. And this is a compliment to him. Taylor McGregor, like, exposing his DMs. Like, I caught my. boyfriend cheating what was that what was that clip just talking about how he's looking I saw this in a gambling the other day just randomly he just had a ripped arm pin weird hair his hair yeah he does have a ripped armpit and weird hair

common final score in the NFI 2720 that's right 21 14 okay 24 21 no 20 13 10 what is it yeah what is it

you guys don't know no how do you work at a sports company 24 21 oh that's because I said that 21 17 17 17's good 21 17's 17 14 can we get the answer somebody tell us yeah we're just gonna keep going

so I notice he's got a boot on 27 yeah what is it 2017 that's that's that's that's that's is the most common answer to this question. He got hurt. All right, so to put it into like MLB terms, imagine if in five years you still were rehabbing from Tommy John.

I think I'd just retire. Yeah. I would hang it up. Mincey's retired. He broke his foot walking. They gave him a walking boot. He was barely even walking though, Dan. Barely even walking.

They gave him a walking boot. He then was in a wheelchair for like, a couple weeks, even though he had a walking boot. Now he's in the walking boot. It's been about a month and a half. Well, yeah, tiny crutches phase. Tiny crush his face. A month and a half, he's now to the point where he, when he goes out to dinner,

he takes off his walking boot, but he insists that he has to still wear his walking boot. So that'd be like me wearing my Tommy John brace just all the time. Correct. Forever. Forever. Is there like a purpose to him wearing the boot? Like a track? Sympathy.

Sympathy. Yeah. I can, I can. I can. Like brand recognition? Yeah. Yeah. I've said it's Rip Hamilton in his mask.

Also, I think the longer the doctor tells him he needs it, the more he has to go to the doctor. So the doctor's probably getting visit fees. The doctor, is it a hot doctor? Oh. I got a boo-boo. It could be. It doesn't feel right. It was a lady doctor the first time.

Yeah. A lady doctor. Mincy going in and just being like, look at this. She just puts a band-aid over a scratch. Ben, you really don't have to come in for this. Yeah. He might be doing it for lollipops. Stickers?

We should hand out lollipops with our stickers. Yeah. Oh, you have to have a lollipop. Yeah, that would have been nice to get a lollipop. Yeah. That would have been nice to get a lollipop with a sticker, yeah. Yeah. Balloon.

Or a little balloon, yeah. I can tie it to, like, my waist band. You can track you. We can find you. Floating above me all the time. Oh, man. All right. Well, Mike, thanks.

for stopping by, dude. Yeah, of course. Yeah, great to see you. Yeah. Best luck rest of the season. Get healthy. I know. That's the biggest thing. If you were healthy, you were swinging on O'Neill. So... About that. That guy's so massive. He's so big. The thought went through my head last night. Like, would it have been sick if I, like, came in and through, like, a flying punch for no reason? Like, just being the last guy, one, almost tripping, breaking my neck, catching myself and then, like, throwing, like, a punch. But then I was like,

you know what that guy's massive um they've got some big bodies in pittsburgh they do big guys connor riffin's huge he's yeah yeah yeah do you think o'neal cruz swinging a sledgehammer in the batters box is performative so to like he's playing with a sledgehammer he warms up that's his warm-up bat yeah so i don't know the purpose of the sledgehammer i don't know if it is to literally like strike fear in us because he did hit a base base baseball the other day that legitimately would have killed somebody if it hit them in the head. It might be slightly performing. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Who's going to tell him? Right. So that's the other part is like who, yeah, who's going to go up to and be like, hey, stop, stop swinging that sledgehammer. Like he'd look at you and just be like, hey, put that down, man. Yeah. Yeah.

You look at you and just be like, no. You know? Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, get better.

Thank you. see you back out there. Yeah. Casting spells. That's fucking, you're living the dream. I know you don't want to be injured. You want to be playing.

Yeah. But being able to like hang out with the boys because that's, I feel like the worst part of injuries is, you know, in NFL or Major League Baseball, it's like you're just not on the team. Like we're buddies with Justin Steele. It's like he's just spent the entire season in Arizona.

Yeah, you're just non-existent. And like now it's, you know, I'm hanging out with everybody. You set up team dinners and stuff like that. It's pretty good gig. That's sick.

Have you made, though, has there ever been like a loss this season where you like tried to lighten the mood? And everyone was like, dude, shut up, not playing. So my roommate, Chase Midroth, who I love to death. He's like my younger brother. I tried to cheer him up. And he's known for having slightly a bad temper. And he snapped at me and he looked and he goes, Mike, enough. Enough.

Tired act. Tired act. And then we're facing the Yankees once. And I just said one statement. I was like, yeah, God, you know, score a couple runs here. Garer Cole was pitching and he goes You go do it then I'm just literally saying a statement

You know like I get I can't do anything right now But yeah there's been a few moments of those But no everyone I think I think everyone likes me Yeah I think Well I mean they wouldn't have you stick around No I know yeah yeah I think that's proof of it right there Yeah so a few of those moments so Yeah all right well thanks man

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Sure. And I'm pretty good and I'm young and I'm going out. It rocks because everybody in the whole city loves the Phillies. Right. Does it suck playing in a two baseball team town when you're young and going out? Because then you got to deal with the Cubs hecklers all over the place. I bet like, I'm just, still probably pretty sweet but it's not as

you're right you're not as sweet you're not the market you're not the only one in town I also think unless you're there's only a few guys on each baseball team who I think get recognized like all the time okay do you know I mean because baseball players kind of blend together where they kind of and they're just like regular dude yeah like maybe you can go anywhere right

yeah but like like PCA is going to get recognize. PCA is getting recognized, but more comedy probably get recognized at this point. Certainly to the level of being heckled as well. Like, yeah.

Like, if you're going to heckle a guy, he's got to be, there's like one guy maybe on each team that you might heckle. Yeah, right. And PCA's that guy. Yeah. But no players ever like, I just want to play in a one team town.

I'm sick of this. It's never really like, it's probably not a problem. I bet Mexican Yankees are both famous enough. And then, but maybe Cubs and whites. I bet there's white socks that through the years have been like, Cubs get too much.

Yeah. There's that with the Nets, Knicks in Brooklyn. Oh, yeah. Greg is on Burgess. Oh, my God. There we go. Where is he? Greg.

Oh. What the? He's on campus? What the fuck? Where are you? Oh, the pop. Columbia, Missouri. No way.

Is there a school in Columbia, Missouri? Yeah, Missouri. Is that your, was that the big surprise? What? What's the surprise? Like the university of Missouri? We're ready for the surprise. Oh, that's it.

Yeah. No, that's a good surprise, Greg. Who's filming you, Greg? I can be better. I can do better. You're in Missouri? I never thought you'd be in Missouri. Holy.

What a twist from Greeds. Do they not mow their lawn? Who's filming you, Greg? It was a good reveal, Greg. It looks really nice. Say the line. Oh. It's a me, baby. It's him.

Greg, you didn't reply to the last couple of quotes I sent you. What quote? The text I sent you. Oh, did you send more? My phone probably was on. Do not drive or do not disturb. No, I see it. It's not on do not disturb anymore. Look at the quotes. Send you some good quotes.

What did you? What is it? Memorize a quote and look. And then say it beforehand. And it would be like, we're going to put it to like, inspirational music. Oh, wait, no, I was watching it on the way here. You guys, no, I'm not saying that. Greg, you were eating chicken fingers the other day?

Yeah. Your sit-down, your sit-down lunch was chicken fingers? Was that a bar and grill? It's not my fault. Okay. It wasn't fast food. It wasn't fast food chicken fingers. It was a bar and grilled chicken.

It was nice chicken tenders. The other thing I wanted to ask you about, you brought this to my attention the other night when I was texting you. I wasn't sure if this was something we could publicly say or not. I found it fascinating. I would love for you to share with the people. If you're not comfortable, you don't have to.

Should I not say the brand? No, you can say the brand. Well, I don't want it to get in trouble. Okay, don't say the brand. Okay. You don't have to say anything. I just thought it was funny. Oh, I mean, I magically got banned on a cash, not cash app, but something like a cash app.

Give a fake name. Yeah. What? And I have to now use my grandpa's phone number for verification under my account. And I had to make a brand new bank account and everything just so I could use this app to send money. Yeah. Because Titus was being very nice. He's banned on, he's banned on Venmo.

Oh, okay. Wait, that's a big sponsor of it. Why? Why? I didn't want to say that. Why are you banned? I don't know. I said the line.

How do you get banned? You told me that. I was stunned. Are you collecting money from like, like, is it fantasy football? Did you do a pool? It's like pizza and beer. Pizza and beer? Any, like any porno, Greg?

No, not to my knowledge. Are you, you're getting money for beer or you're paying for beer? Yes. Well, not a yes or no. Well, no, I'm still team grab. Still team grab. So you have no clue why you're banned from Venmo. No.

And I asked him like four times when they sent an email and they said, this is the last time we're emailing you. You will not find out why we banj. That was said in the email? I can try to go and find it. Okay. All right. Starting with a taco, Greg?

Yeah, dude. It's soggy. Okay All right Greg how is the welcome been on Mizzou's campus You are representative of that university Has it been

Where's all the quad action Where's the first of the parties Everybody's in class What's the rallying cry Everyone's in class Yep It's a giant university There's just no way

Everyone has the same class Literally everyone has class Greg no one's not in class Greg Can you yell like M-I-Z and then they say ZOU. Is that how it works at Missouri? Get them going, Greg.

I'm starving, dude. I want to eat. All right. So what's the Greg world record for taco? That's 39 seconds. I was going to ask, am I eating all this combined and add it up or individual? No, I think it's individual, right?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, if we can do combined, it's the world record if he's doing them back to back to back. Yeah, but I like that we have days of data here. Okay. Like tomorrow he's going to have to do it again.

Yeah. Monday. It's gonna be so good tomorrow. Monday. All right, Greg, whenever you're ready. Okay. All right. Three, two, one. There it goes.

The campus of Beautiful campus. University of Missouri. Oh, my God. What are those in the background? Just big pillars? Big pillars, yeah. Big pillars.

Giant bed. Greg is in Missouri. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, my God. He gets on campus, man. Man, you get a different.

Oh, my God. Does he have one? And time. Wow. Whoa, 25 seconds. Wow. Hey. Greg, I actually think that you can stop doing this challenge the day that you break your record on all three.

So I could stop today. This is the one that I don't know if I can ever break again. Why? Because you actually got an adult one this time? Okay. This is the same burrito. This is the same exact burrito I got yesterday. Don't get that's impossible.

So you got another kid's burrito. Don't get testing. Unless that's a turd. Oh, that is so small. That is tiny, Greg. Oh, Greg. Amy Gregg has giant hands. White rice pork.

Little baby burrito. All right, what's the world record for this one? I don't know. The world record or the Greg record? Greg world record. Because you have the yak record. I have the yak record. The Greg World Record.

This was 241, right? If I get someone, I want to beat your record, Big Cat. I want to beat that. Okay. Because remember, I wasn't really trying to eat fast. Yeah. But that's a great, listen, I sent you that motivation today. Let's shut up the haters.

Okay. Which, if you had to pick one of the two Hitler quotes, which one was your favorite? I actually didn't read them. What were they? Read them. Tell us what you think. They're on my phone. That is being used right now.

Oh, yeah, that's impossible. Hey, Mario. Hey. Whenever you're ready, Greg. They're all good. All right. Fuck, this is the one I don't with God. All right.

Greg, try a new catchphrase. Like what? Perfect. That's good. Before you dive in, yeah. All right. Three, two. 3, 2, 1.

There he goes. Oh, hangar. Sloppy first bite. Hangar. Does he have water with him? I was wondering that, too. Oh, wait, wait. Keep Mario, you got to keep that,

and he might be up to shit. Yeah. I'm noticing. I think he was referencing the water there. He's not bending over as far on these bites. No, he didn't let the taco either. I don't know. I don't know.

Did you use the word referencing there, Mario? Sorry, that was it. No, no, don't apologize. Greg might not know what that means. I don't know if, if you know. Mario, we have questions about you as well. He touched the water. He's referencing the water?

Spaghetti. I think you got a spaghetti burrito. Spaghetti burrito. Just a scoop of linguine. You can only get that on the app. Greg, chew faster. He's doing pretty good. Good.

Why would you not go next to a table? Well, he's at my... He'll have tables there. Oh, my God, he's going to do it. He's going to do it. That's two minutes, Greg. With the baby burrito world record. He's starting to bend.

Oh, no. What's in his other hand? Oh, shoot. Napkin. Whole thing went in. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, here he goes referencing the water. I get that reference. Greg oh god god oh oh oh 142 wow 140 140 1 42 wow yes Greg go high-five a stranger or some great all right so now we have now it's down to the cassidia great can you believe this okay do you believe oh uh yeah what is it what's the time Yeah, that's right. What's the closest person to you other than Mario? This guy right here.

You green gray? Yeah, he just asked for I'm green. Hey. Oh, holy shit. Are you green? Yeah. Let's go. You scream photo.

Woo. This guy, I don't know why. Hell yeah. You really tickled me. Yes, Greg. Yeah. Are you green gray? Are you.

are you Craig that's I don't know why that's way too perfect oh way too perfect that was awesome

hey are you Greg and Greg that was all worth it there's gonna be a lot more of those side note there is a large table shaped object

right behind them that they could yeah Greg Greg you know I love you you know I love you don't oh yeah that is

don't don't shoot the messenger on this one, but I just got a text that there is a groundswell of critics that are saying you're eating small burritos here at the company. I know you're on Gino yesterday for it.

I'm just letting you know. What do you want to do? Don't get mad at me. I'm giving you a heads up. I'm sorry. I'm giving you a heads up so you're prepared when you get done here. You might have to fight a battle on this. People are saying, but what do you want me to add to the burrito? People are saying you're purposely asking

for small burritos. I did an online order, you can't do light anything. Well, what did you get for the first burrito, Greg? The first, like the nine minute one? Yeah. It was steak, rice, lettuce, cheese, and now I'm doing...

But he also had had chicken fingers. Yeah, chicken fingers, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But now it's pork, salsa, rice, cheese. Okay. If you want, I can do lettuce. No, no, no. You're good. You're doing it. Hey, Greg, what did I send you? Read the quote.

Greg, just block out the haters, honestly. Okay. That's all me for bringing it up. I was just trying to give you a heads up, but... Greg, Faith is taking the first step, even though you can't see the staircase. Who? Who said that?

Who? Who said that or... Got an owl over here. Who? I thought you were talking about a person named Faith, and she's taking a step. Oh, my God. He's the best we got

He's so good Greg, don't let what other people think Stop you from doing the things you love Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Who said that? You? No, I didn't. Well, I guess, just now.

He's right. He's not wrong. Is it the guy across the pond? What's going on? Yeah, the H-man. Is that we were a hard of? Never mind. I like the last one you sent me before,

H-man quotes. That was... Across the pond. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. No, it wasn't that one. All right, then I sent you a hit. It's like... The background's like brown.

Yeah, that was it. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can. I don't remember the words. He's remember the words? You remember the color. The color of the quote? Oh, I like this one. Oh, is that brown?

This one looks nice. His favorite quotes a picture Like the way it looked All right, here we go, what's the time? What's the time? The ground quote Whoa Oh bug All right, you're going for 2.30? What's the

What's the record? We don't know. No one Greg World Record. No one knows. This is how interesting. I think it's two. I don't know. Shit. You can get 2.30. Okay, all right, all right. Go for 2.30. Okay.

Whenever you're ready. Okay. All right. He's getting mad. Three, two, one. Oh, fuck up, grove. Scoop back. There you go, Mario.

Great direct. Get him back a little. He just walked right towards you. Get them back a little more. Yeah, scoop back more, Greg. Even more. Even more. There we go.

Perfect. Yeah. Mario, you scoop back a little bit. Yeah, you scoop back a little bit. Yeah, you scoop back. back Mario. I got a weird table thing behind me. All right, go on the other side of the table. Around it, Mario.

Oh, no. Oh, no, Mario. Oh, he's on it. Wow, what it look. Greg, you had an improv. He's probably standing on like a monument for fallen soldier. Oh, yeah. It's like a painting. Get it down, Greg. Beautiful.

Can you imagine if class lets out, the whole campus is going to just go on the grass out. Oh, flash mob for Greg would be awesome. Oh, no. He's a lot. in pain. How are you feeling, Greg? No. Oh, no.

Oh, he's coming over to the table. Water. He's referencing. You take your water with you. I think this one was too cheesy. Yeah. Come on, Greg. You're still on pace, Greg.

You just got to go. Pretty poorly maintained grass, no? That's what I said. Bad. It's a little patchy. It's bad grass. Greg, no more water. You got to go.

You got to go now. You got to go now. Drop the water. You got to drop the water, Greg. It's a beautiful. Hey! I thought he had more left. He's unbelievable.

He did it. Wait. What are your emotions? 149. Really? No shit. I thought I was in three minutes. What?

Why? And that's his victory speech. Great. We did it. All right. Thank you, Greg. On a brown quote card. Craig, can we get like a frolic across the grass or something?

Can we get like a... No, so. Any celebration? What's a frolic? You do a cartwheel? No. Well, just a frolic. Like a skip?

No, that's a dance. What about a tumble, like a somersault kind of thing? Oh. Yeah. There we go. All right. How about click your heels? No.

Jump in the air and do it. I can't do that. Greg, touch your ulna, Greg. All right, Greg, do you know what you won today? What I win? You won, you've completed the Chipotle Challenge. You have tomorrow off. Monday, we're going to start, what should we, what, uh, ice cream,

the Ice Ice Ice Ice Challenge. Wait, doesn't Missouri have a famous slushy spot? No. Okay. But we're going to start the Shamed Ice Ice Ice Cream Challenge. on Monday. You know for a fact? Pretty flat, no, there.

Okay. So you'll, you'll attempt that next week. You like slushies, Greg? Oh, yeah. Off day tomorrow? You off day tomorrow. All right. Sick.

So you can party tonight. I am. You never stop. Are you, I'm partying tomorrow, yeah. Oh, my God. What about Saturday? That's ball.

That's ball to time. Yeah, nobody parties around ball games. Are you staying in Columbia? Tonight, yeah. And then going to Lawrence tomorrow for the game. Oh, the game's not even, it's at Kansas. Yep. What, uh,

Yep. How long ago did you graduate? It's going to be two years in December. Okay. I didn't even go here. Oh. How old is it? Where'd you go?

Northwest Missouri State. That's right. Shout out Ben McCollum and Bennett Sturtz. Yeah. Shout out those guys. Big shout out. Anything else you want to add, Greg? Anything you want to plug?

No, I think we're all good. I mean, yeah, if you want, yeah, no, we're good. Okay. All right. So, guys. All right. Green. What about two today?

Three red. Oh, my God. Glass is out. Oh, fuck. Let's go, boys. Oh, yeah, cat. My take. Big cat a lot of it.

Let's go. Wow. Hell yeah. Let's go. Big TMT. Let's see you know Shout out to fellas Did that guy

Shout out boys Boys I kind of want him to just stay there Let's wait for people to Wait Greg Why did you give that hat back I feel like they were giving you Yeah

Definitely They threw you that hat Put it on Oh Why didn't you? Because I thought he wanted Go get it back Go get it back

You just threw it at You just threw it the hat back Why do you Just tossed the hat to you He was already wearing a hat. Because he's an AWL. I want him to keep the hat. You just touched the hat.

That is the hat. That's the hat that Greg touched. One of one. All right. I think we should continue the show. What is it? Greg, stay on. Mario, follow him around.

Yeah. Please. Follow him around where? No, actually, yeah, definitely stay on because I think. I think Josh found the woman. It's on Arizona. Josh found the woman that's getting bullied online. I would like to have her collaborate with Greg.

Oh, is she coming? Yeah. He's on? No way. I'll just let them. What was that? Greg. Craig, Greg.

What was that move? A real piece of shit move. Green Greg. What was that? What did you just do? Do it again. Oh, Greg. Oh.

All right, boys. Stay on. You're free to walk around. Walk around. Yeah. off the leash. Go try to get recognized. Just.

Okay. Yeah. I can't get my eyes off. I know. He's so good. It's so annoying. He's so good. And he shouldn't be.

Like, there's nothing about him that should be as good. Greg, what would you say your best skill is? I'm not even trying to say, I don't know, but I don't know. Mark, is this why you voted him second? This is exactly why, Brian? There's just nothing interesting about it. And that... Can't take your eyes off.

And that in and of itself, it's so interesting. I've never... I haven't seen a single spark. It's the most generic man of all time. She's here? Oh, Alexa. Oh. There it goes.

No, I'm Greg. Are you Greg? Alexa. Oh, that is? Oh, wow. How are you doing? Oh, great. What about you?

We're great. She said, oh, Greg. Yeah, this is Green Greg. He's on top there if you can see him. Oh, hello. Your hair looks amazing. We love it. The hair looks really good. It's great.

So what's happened? We, I feel like we don't have the full story. I just saw that you were getting bullied online. What's going on? Who? I wish it was a good story. It's just a video that I posted about my haircut and my husband apparently didn't like it. And so the internet kind of ran with it.

Okay. And you're just getting, are you getting like ravaged in the comments right now? Yeah, it's pretty wild, actually. Did your husband, like, have you talked to him about the haircut since? Does he like it, or does he still say he doesn't like it? I don't think he actually really cares. Okay. Either way.

Got it. Has he seen the comments? Does he care about that? Yeah, yeah, he's seen up there. I mean, it's kind of just what you get when you do social media. Yeah, fair enough. Comes with the territory. That's nuts.

Was it ever actually a marital issue? between you two? No, no. It was all fun in games? Yeah, if it were a marital issue, I would not post about it on TikTok. That's for sure. That makes sense. Very facetious and mess with each other.

Greg, any questions? Yeah, how long have you and your husband been together? Good question. 10 years. How did he have that? Congratulations. Good question. Yeah.

Sweet. So are you, Alexa, are you? you, I hope you're not deterred. You're going to keep making content, right? Oh, for sure. All right, yeah, fuck the haters. You're also getting a lot of love and praise and compliments. Yeah, I am.

Something to work with. Where are you based out of, Alexa? Indiana. That's what I thought. I thought I caught that on your profile. I'm an Indiana boy as well. Nice. Central Indiana?

Yeah. All right. Nice. Just leave it at that. Just leave it. Yep. Great. Follow up.

Go dogs beat Avon. Uh, keep doing you. I will. I love that. Yeah, don't listen to haters. I don't know what. Greg, give her a quote.

So stupid like this where it's like all of a sudden you were just all over my feed and everyone was just bashing. Like, what the fuck's going on? She's just making content. Yeah, your husband's an idiot for saying you didn't like your haircut. That's like a, that's a layup for anyone who's married. Like just be like, yeah, I like it. Like it's so much that you should never change it. Never change it.

Go shorter. right in his face buzz it yeah buzz it did you hear from your your stylist oh oh good question

oh no no I think she probably loves it yeah I think it looks fantastic I think it looks great yeah thank you the haters all right Greg you got anything else for Alexa last question you got a quote

a motivational quote for or anything oh big cat say the brown one I got a quote for you. Hold on one second. Great, can you remember one word from the quote? Nope.

All right. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. That's beautiful. That's good. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. All right.

Well, thank you for joining us, Alexa. Keep doing you. Yeah. Thanks for having you. We're fans. We're pro Alexa. Oh, good. Do you have an Alexa in your house, by the way?

Yeah, she's renamed, though. Okay. I was going to say that would be really confusing. Yeah. Yeah. What does you rename her as? Well, now she's going to listen, but echo. Oh, okay.

Nice. Nice. That was smart. All right. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thanks. See you.

See you. See you? See you. We could be nicer on the internet. Yeah. Way more normal than we thought. What did you think about it? Did she see it?

See what? I don't know. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. Greg, what did that mean? Did she see it? What was it, Greg?

The shrug. Oh, oh, yeah. She seems really nice. I never even saw her face, but she sounded really nice. Okay. Well, you mocked her appearance before she came home. Because you guys talked about it. We didn't mock her appearance.

You did. We said people mocking her appearance was crazy. I need you to get recognized. Greg, walk around the quad. Walk around. Go go. get recognized. Just walk up to groups of people and just see what happens.

Just walk. What else do you have to do? Walk around. Greg, if you, can we have somebody in graphics make a fake Greg meet and greet? Yeah. On the quad. This is, how do you know this is the quad? I don't even know what this is. I mean, right?

It's the big grass area. It's the big area on campus. That's what they're called. How do you know this is the quad? What the fuck? look. How'd you end up there if you don't know what it is? Because I just call this place the columns.

Oh, yeah, you're right. There are columns. Call this place to call. Just go, just walk. Yeah. Can we just like talk to? Just like just try to make it. Please.

A lap around the quad. Make yourself more visible. Let's meet the people of Missouri and the ground. People are going to recognize you, Greg. Of course. Oh, Greg. Oh, Greg. How did he do that?

that. He folded himself into it. Greg. It's different than Vince, though. It's different. It's the exact same. I interpret it way different. Yes. You go around. Greg, why do you have to climb a fence every time we call you? Oh, there you go, Mario.

He's like me to fit in that? That's got let out. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. Greg, go to a class. You are? You're like, Oh,

Uh-oh, Is that green Greg? Oh, is that green Greg? Oh, is that green Greg? Oh, is that green Greg? Hey, girl, you like my hat? Okay. He didn't even go here.

Oh, wait? I didn't need a crash train. I just have a shit ton of spolt. It's just one old bag. Shit ton. Yeah, you're bogged down. Grass at Missouri sucks. Yeah.

Head up, Greg. Ask for the nearest trash can. Lousy grass. Anything. I actually like this where Greg's like our little sim. Yeah. Yeah, this is cool. It's just where the original...

This is a video game. Yeah. Right. Greg, right. Greg. Greg. Jump. Jump.

Is this where the original Safe Spaces video happened? What's that? No. I don't know that one. Oh. He was an Angry Mizzou professor? Yeah, maybe. Oh, maybe.

Hey, hey, put both his hands. Yo, what's up, Greg? Hey, hey, when we're in this, what do we call that? Building. No, not the building. The tunnel? Underneath the building. Yeah, oh, yeah, the tunnel.

We have to be, shh. Why? Why? It's bad luck. Bad luck for everything. If you say a word. Oh. Okay.

What word? Good enough. You can't even know the word for tunnel. None. can't say any words. None. Don't say no. You'll get bad grades.

Oh, all right. That's the thing. So we're not going to say none. No, everyone. It's a good thing. Don't say a thing. Good thing you told us that. When are you getting into the tunnel?

One. Hey, Greg. Hey, Greg. We love you, Green, Greg, you're doing sports. You cut out. Wait, what? What?

Oh, there's a little talent right here. Greg, dab up that kid. Oh, these guys go you. These guys go you. Hey, hey. What's up. You know, what's so worried. Oh.

Dude, I can't believe we're playing Greg. Not my fault. Playing Greg is the best. Got to sell this. Like someone accidentally left their medicates. Greg, ask people what they're listening to. Greg, get in the back of that truck. I wish we would have dropped like little treats around the campus for him to pick up, like, little items.

We got to start hiding his burritos. He just walked back to the Chipola. Yes, he did. Oh, it's all he knows. Greg, those guys know you. Like, I'm off to a flame. Those guys know you. Those guys know you.

Those guys know you. They know Green Greg. He's so perfect. Greg, put the cone on your head. Take a cone. Take a cone, yeah. No. What are we doing?

This isn't GTA. This is our game. We're Greg right now, buddy. Yeah, we are you. Yep. What? I think that was a video. video game move. It was pretty good too. Greg, hump the cone. Hump the cone. What do you say? Oh, shit. Oh, boy.

Oh. Oh. What was he got a character? Greg, why'd you say, oh, shit? Oh, shit. Are you scared of that guy, Greg? Greg. Are you scared of that guy, Greg? Greg, we're going to go until someone recognizes you. It already happened without trying, Greg. Look, green building. There you go. Wow. That's Shakespeare's pizza? Yeah.

I think that's where White Sox Dave had a shit ton of toilet paper on his foot. It's true. Go recreate it. What do you look at your watch for? What do you... He's trying to be casual. What do you have to do later? Nothing.

I was just seeing how long... I don't know the next time I get recognized. Oh, that guy This guy coming up That guy coming up knows you Oh, no way in hell No way in hell Why?

Not my target on it Where's where's frat row Greg? Where's frat row? Yeah Wait, what's your target Mario? Mario's been here

You've, what? You've been to Missou before, haven't you? Yeah, but I don't know it like crazy. You should resurface the clip of us on the news. Huh?

You should resurface the clip of us on the news. I don't know where to find it. TJ, you're going to find the clip of them. Are you getting away from campus and it feels like you might be going downtown? Where do we go? We're trying to. Go back to the Kwan.

I bet someone in B12 would know you. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yes. You're on the Yack. You're on the Yack. You're on the Yack.

You would think, right? You would think, right? Everyone on here loves your shit. Keep it up. Oh, my God. Hell yeah. Thank you, man. Thank you.

Wow. Hey, go on. This is that. Hold on a fucking second. What? Hannah's brother? It's still.

Oh, fucking me. Oh, that's awesome. Is that a step? No way. She's right here. She's on street.

Oh. What the hell? That's awesome. Oh, that's so perfect. God. That's crazy. That hurts Craig a little bit. He was pumped too.

He got to get you one for real. See how good that felt, Greg? Dude. Yeah, so great. Yeah, survey the land. Good back towards campus. Why do we leave the quad, Greg? Yeah.

What? Nothing. Greg, what time are you leaving for Kansas tomorrow? I'm leaving my house at one. Wait. Do you... How close do you live to... Mizzou?

Two hours. And why are you at Missouri right now? Mario said I should come down for the day. Oh. But does Mario run Greg Enterprises? Yeah, pretty much. Wait, so you're not partying at Missouri today? No, I will.

Oh. Okay. Where are you staying tonight? A hotel near, on Broadway. That one's. Okay. Sounds like it. Mario.

What time can we play Greg tomorrow? Yeah, can we play Greg on? No. I got to leave early in Columbia tomorrow. Yeah, but we can play Greg at Kansas, right? Yeah, a driving game. Oh, no, we don't get to Kansas until about like 233-ish. So if you left a little earlier, we could play it.

Yeah. It's not up to me. I'm not driving because we're being responsible. Who's driving? Mario. A guy that doesn't get off work until I think 1.30 or 2. But you're leaving at 1. Yeah, from my house because then I got to drive 35 minutes down south.

To wait up with the D.B. All right, so when you drive, so we can play Greg at his office park. Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. Great. Oh, he's a meeting at his apartment. All right, so we'll play Greg outside of his apartment. I like playing Greg.

I love playing Greg. I needed this, Greg. I needed this. This is a great game. This is the great perspective. Mario knows that's the angle right there. Yeah. Yeah.

We're controlling. Mario, are you still in school? No. Okay. Former Missouri Tiger. Oh, okay. All right. Fun.

Uh-oh. I'll see the tunnel again. Yeah. That guy knows you. Yeah, he does. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey, you. Hey, a tan backpack. No. Are you wearing a backpack? Dante heard the word tan and came around. We're playing Greg. Are you talking to me? Playing Greg real quick.

Yeah. So pretend you have a video game controller. Hey, it's where we got to be quiet. Okay, we got to be quiet right here in this tunnel. Otherwise. He said you got to be quiet or else get back. Great. He graduated two years ago.

From another school. Yeah. What if it's bad luck just in like betting for the NFL season? Missouri. New superstition. Way off. We're just, we're waiting for him to get recognized by someone not related to a barstool employee.

Right. Yeah. Can't count. Oh, this guy knows you on the phone right. Oh, yeah. He was just looking down. You just missed you. Also, don't turn your face.

You got to show your face to these people. Oh, I thought you said I had something on my face. Just sound like that. Those guys. Those guys right there. Oh, boys, boys, boys. Green Greg over here. Get your Greg here.

Greg, you might have to go to a class. Yeah, I think so. Ladies, is that Greg? Holy shit. Hey, gals, is that Greg? Gals. You ladies looking for some green. Yo, what's up?

Boy, boys. Tea Bob? Why are we doing? We're having fun. Yo, guys, Greg, Greg. Go, Greg. Greg.

Yeah. Hey, girl. Hey, man. A polo. Polo. Hey, yellow. shirt. Yellow shirt.

Ladies, ladies. Ladies. Ladies. Slow down. It's the rage. Honey, baby. What's the rush? Baby girl, don't you see Greg? Got to find one,

one, Greg. I'm sweating. Someone in Columbia has to be watching the act right now. I don't know. Hey, it's Greg. Holy shit. Words got to be spiraling around campus. Yeah, it's blowing up.

I never said. They're all on their yik. Greg, there are people rushing you right now for sure. Snapchat. We just got to wait a little bit. Greg, ask somebody where you could go

where people would know you. See if they're asking. Where the stools hang out. Yeah. Say I'm new to campus. Where do the stooleys hang out? I'm a freshman. I'm a huge barstool fan.

Where are the stooleys in? Ask what room stool club is in? Dante, why do you think Hunter Biden scammed you? Oh, hey, Dante. What's up, buddy? How are you? I think I'm a little bit better than you are right now. You think so?

No offense. I'm praying somebody comes up and says what's up to you. They will. He's had a few. He's had a few. Yeah, this video started with a couple. Oh, all right. Good.

Yeah, no, no. He's just needed one more. Excuse me, miss. Green Greene Gregg. Green Greene Gregg. Red shorts. He's probably the least activity on a camp. He's going the wrong way, I feel.

This is green grill. Oh, go in the sprinklers. Run through the sprinklers. If you run through the sprinklers, we'll stop. That's a lot of sprinklers. That's a lot of sprinklers. That's a lot of sprinklers. How many sprinklers are there, Greg?

Eight. Okay. That's the one thing. That grass is pretty dry for having sprinklers. It's been mine. It's a sprinkler turned on. It's poor lawn care. We agree.

Yeah, it's tough. Really bad. Okay. All right. How many people go to this school? Is he still? Six hundred. It's a town.

I did think it Everyone's learning getting those degrees We're going to one of the classes Summer school right now No they're back They're back in September Brother

I heard Oh yeah it's September Summer school Don't hear you okay You seem a little Something's off Donnie and I just had a Or Donnie just came up

With a genius idea Outside I want to tell you guys about Wanton or chef Yeah Well you might be mad at me You can bring it up right now oh heads

he came up with a pretty brilliant show idea for him and I tell me more it started because him Max and uh jack McCarthy are sitting outside talking and uh I walked outside

and I was like guys just think when we have furniture out back how much nice it'll be in there like we can't wait we'll be back there blah blah donnie starts peppering me with questions about the AI whistleblower the other day.

And now he thinks it's all sigh up. And he's telling me it's all because they want to regulate everything and make one company the favorite. Greg! Green Greg! Anyway, long story short, I was like, Donnie, you and I need to talk more often. And I think Max was like, yeah, on camera, you guys should just go live like once a day. and I was like, they should do it in the backyard. And Donnie was like, we're going to and we're going to call it the back.

B-A-K. And he's like, we can go live after the yak. Oh, man. It's the back. That's so good. It's the back. And Donnie was like, but we're not having any of those guys on unless we invite them. And he's like, I'm going to torment them like they torment us.

Okay. Love it. It's a perfectly fit. I just thought that's how you spell back. I think it's genius idea. It's a wonderful idea. Do it soon. Mario, are you tired?

No, sir. Okay. I like this. I don't stop. We have Dante here. Can you do the line again for him? Oh. It's a me, baby.

Nice. What if Mario gets recognized before Greg? Oh. Are you the guy with the line? Are you the guy with the line? Are you the, you buzzed that one dude's hair? What's this building coming up here? I feel it, Greg, it's going to happen right here.

Yep. You've got to go to like the athletics stuff. Is that where we're at? Are we at there? Are we by some facilities? Greg, this might be our 12-hour stream. What? All right.

Do you want to go in there? What should be down? It's like you're avoiding people. Greg. I don't know where to go. Why do you say it like that? All right, do the last ad, Brandon. Which one is? What is?

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Connor had me try it with some wings last week. I'd never heard of it before. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Very good stuff. Really, really good. Ranch. Yeah, delicious. But to answer your question, Dan,

yeah, I think Hunter Biden pulled a fast one on us. No way. You don't say. Yeah. Is that the basketball, Jim, Greg? What do he do? He used macrodosing and us and several other podcasts to drum up a lot of attention. And then he dropped a meme coin and pulled one of those rug pulls, I guess.

Yeah. Wait, so hold on. Are you saying the guy who was addicted to crack and I think what slept with his, was his dead brother? wife. I believe so. He's been in all types of like hot water. He was doing a scam. Apparently. And he was doing a podcast circuit to drum up attention. No way.

Why does nobody exist in Columbia, Missouri? This is sad. I have no idea. He did the Hawk toa method. Right in our faces. Yeah. See it coming. Here's my. This is my friend house. Oh, Mario. It's a free pass. Alumni.

Just get in there, Mario. Man, these state school frat houses are so nice. Are you allowed in there, Mario? How nice that place looks. I got banned. Wait, actually? Well, I got unked out. I'm too old.

You're allowed to pay your visits, right? Surely. I mean, you could definitely go in if your mission is to get Greg recognized. It's up to this guy. You're doing this for it. Pass two. Yeah. How about that guy over there in the blue shirt?

Walking in the front. Oh, blue. Hey, blue. Oh, blue shirt. Woo. Greg. Go in the fried house and then we'll be done. You like bar school?

You know big guy? Oh. Damn, dude. That's going to actually backfire on us pretty hard. Yeah. Maybe he meant like personally. You know, I don't know him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. guys this place sucks i didn't want to say i didn't want to say it it looks like shit Mario this place sucks dick i disagree how are you that guy knows that guy knows guy right here

hey Greg just have people start guessing your name and if they guess Greg you're done yeah his name's not correct a guy in the suit guy in the suit suit suit suit guy there's nobody here what happened to people's people

What happened to college campus? This guy's wearing green. This guy right here, he's wearing green. Yo, you like Greg? Hey, man. I like green. Have him guess your name. You're getting scared, Greg.

He's the worst video game ever. Get on the tiger. Oh, is that the little school bus? Probably a tiger. What do you think's going on here? What do you think? Oh, we're playing Greg. We made him eat.

Yeah, we're fed. He's looking at the other than the guy. There's some people here, Greg. This guy. This guy right here. Greg. Yeah. Look up. Yo, what up?

Yo, what up? Oh, yo. Everybody has headphones in. Oh, what's this? Greg, what's the big bar down there that everyone goes to? Is it Harpos? You don't know. I'm a Willie's guy.

Greg, just go sit next to these people sitting. We did a best bar show down there a few years ago. It was either Harpos or Fieldhouse. I forget. Yeah, Fieldhouse is Willys. So it's probably, yeah. Go sit right there, Greg. Greg, sit next to the people.

What? Sit. Sit. And do it. Yeah, but what are you guys going to say? Who knows? Sit. Thank you, Greg.

I was a certain spot. Sorry. No, she didn't. Go sit on the ground next to him. Greg. Was our controller broken? He's walking into places that there's just no one around. I've went around campus.

But there's nobody. You got to go to where the people are, Greg. Sweater vest You know big cat? God damn Jesus You know Green Greg? Green Greg

You know me? No he doesn't know me either All right He doesn't have a Greg Maybe he hits two With the catchphrase Maybe if they see you And hear you saying the catchphrase

Yeah say I don't know Jog their memory We're never getting out of Greg Yeah I regret this Hey man Okay He doesn't like barstool.

He doesn't like it or you didn't know it. I got stuff to do. Good luck, Greg. So do we. Yeah, we're trying to get out here too, Don't we. We all have stuff to do. How did it happen? Should I just go to like a restaurant and just hope?

Yeah. Are you hungry again? No. Looks like you're coming up on it kind of. Oh, wait, where's the learning center? Tell him where it is. Tell him the Learning Center. Tell them the Learning Center.

Take the next left. Give him fake directions. That'd be funny. Speaking of that guy about your words. Excuse me, sir. Greg, we got to try here. We need some fireworks, Greg. All right.

You guys looking for the learning center? Okay. Perfect. We're going to go ahead. Mario. Hey, scooter boy. Scooter. Scooter.

We're never getting out of Greg. We're not. We're absolutely stuck. Down, down, left, right, A, B. Down, left, right. You should have posted up where everybody was. sitting. Let people come by you. What's your health level at, Greg?

Health bar at. Drink some of that, yeah, drink some of that little water right there. Have a potion. Yeah. Potion. Greg, press crouch. Crouch. Couch, Greg. Crouch. Spin move. Spin move. Greg, lap up that puddle. Get some health. Yeah. There's a ton of people

on the other side of the street, Greg. There's people here, Greg. Oh, yeah, right here, right here. Go left, go left. What are you wanting to do? Go left. Walk through these people, Greg. Just ask them if anyone knows your name.

Hit him with the catchphrase. It's kind of in their own world, man. This is sad. I actually am learning a lot about Kelly. This is like pluribus. Look at this. I don't remember it being like. Where's all the coeds getting crazy?

I haven't seen a single pillow fight. Yeah. Where's the mud rest? Those boys. Oh, those boys. Oh, boys. What a boy. How are you doing, boys?

You know Big Dad? God. God, dude, nobody knows you Big Cats. Why you keep asking? Yeah, why are you asking? You should be like the number two guy they know or number one. But that doesn't, you don't win the challenge by them knowing Bigger. You know, you know, watch your stuff.

And then it's like, oh, do you know who I am? I'm green gray. But then would. Does anyone know green gray? No, nobody does. That was good, though. Yelling out again. Yeah, Greg, that was great.

More of that. Really lose your mind. get frustrated. If you were if you were to drag, I have to pee, can I hit the pause button real quick? No, I'm good. Go collect some dirt. Hell yeah, Mario.

Mario, good idea. Mario is like batting a thousand. He's the grush. He's the genius that built Greg. Mario, what'd you go to school for? Accounting. Hell yeah. Mario, why haven't you been at work these past two days?

I got laid off after busy season. I'm sorry, Mario. Look at you now. Hey, congratulations, Mario. Oh, we're going to. We're going to make Greg at Mario's wedding. Are you going to the wedding? I'm the best man.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, Mario. sorry. His speech, we need to get video of his speech. Yeah, the mother of the bride's pretty worried about the speech. Greg, do you have it written yet? Yeah.

Oh, that's a good friend. I don't believe him. I wouldn't believe me either. Oh. I haven't written. I haven't written. Okay. Where are we now on campus?

I don't know. Ask Mario. Well, you're walking. Damn, great. Oh, shit. Greg is getting testy. You guys are to go to sound. This is just a sad place.

Yeah, this is sad. It's not your fault, Greg. There's no people. Is it because it's gray or? What's going on? I've heard it's a good camera. Mario, where are we on campus? This looks like Ken State.

I'm about a pull up on Memorial Union. Historic spots up here. Okay. All right. So are we optimistic about the union? We're optimistic always. be some people up there, right? Surely.

I need a, uh, check your phone. I need to add time on my parking meter. You'll be fine. All right. If I get a ticket, do you paid for it? Sure. All right.

Did we just walk all this way? Just come back to his car. Hell. My car is, I don't even know where my car is. Craig, you've got to get someone, dude. This is going to be over if you just get recognized, you know. Mario, get us to a place. with people.

Titus, Missou? Mizzou, yeah. Is that what this? Greg said we can't go inside. Kind of sucks, Kate. Kind of a, not a good place.

A little bit more. It really doesn't look like it. M.I.Z. Is this like a Penn State size school? That's big. This is sad. Greg, I got shit I got to do, dude.

Yeah, I know. What if we just did saving quit? Oh, look at that. Oh, no. Craig. You have a gun. Greg, it's going to be hard to hear.

What? You have a gun. Oh, no. Save it quit. Wait, that means he has cops on him if he has two stars? Yeah. You better start. Greg, you got to run.

Oh, man. have no idea where we're at on that. I don't know what we're doing. Everybody's in class. That's not how college. They're not in class all the goddamn time. There's thousands of people on that campus. Yeah, but a lot of people are probably done by like 1230 or 1.

So they're not in class. Get a little more desperate, Greg. Does anybody know Greek Greg? And it was quiet. Where does everyone live? No people. Where's like the student housing? Oh, shit.

What did you step in? Slip on a banana pit. Hill. Really Mario Mario show now. It's going to get hit by his shell next. Fucking electric. I love this

duo. Greg and Mario. Hey, ladies. What's up, ladies? What's up, ladies? You think they're going to know me? No way. Yeah.

Oh. Mario, you promise people up here. Yeah, look, don't we get on the bus. Let's go on the bus. Yeah, get on the bus. Yep. I don't know where the bus. Where's the bus take us?

I don't know. Wave it down. I just went to share the link again. There's 16,000 people. Watch it, Greg Walker. Somebody. What a cam shot. Should we go to East Campus?

That sounds far. Yeah. East. East campus. You just got to talk to people. Dude, yeah. I don't know what to say. You watch Barstool?

No. Doesn't even have headphones in. Oh, here we go. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Right in there. Greg crossing. You know what up? It's Green Greg.

Okay. Are we losing our grips on the campuses? I think something's going to happen here. I can sense it. Greg, can we play our power? up right now? This is a way better tunnel. You need to go. Greg, why wouldn't you go through this? Oh my God. That's beautiful.

Oh, no. His batteries low. Oh, man. What's going on, Greg? Talk us through it. Talk us through it, Greg. Dude, there's nobody out. There's nobody. But how, so help me understand this, Greg. You turn on the camera to eat the burrito. You eat all your food. And within like 30 seconds, someone's like

Is that green Greg? Yeah. Do you think that another guy recognizes you not long after that? So just go back to the calls. I don't like, like, it felt like you're going to get recognized like crazy. This guy knows you. Green Greg. Hey, man.

What's up, buddy? No, he has no idea. Yeah. Skip the middleman, just ask if you know, if they know Greg. Right. And maybe they're intimidated. I thought he said you're Mario. Uh, I'm Greg.

You thought he said, you're Mario? He doesn't know Greg. He knows Mario. We got to find. If somebody comes. up and dops up Mario. This is game over. Somebody give Mario some mushrooms. They might be intimidated by the cameraman.

Maybe Mario, you take a few steps back. Okay. Mario's electric. Thank you. Mario, where are the people, though, dude? If you drop me in Madison, I'd find you like thousands of people instantly. Yeah. Maybe we need to pick it back up when I,

It's nighttime. Everybody's just in class. But also class ended at 1230. Summer school. Construction going out. Construction workers might know you, Greg. I mean, they actually do have to go. Well, I mean, Greg, you're hurting the company.

Let's go four more minutes, then we'll save and quit. Got it. Or Greg, four more minutes. Go hard now. Go hard. We're saving and quitting after four minutes. Use the power up. Let's go.

Let's go on a tear. Come on, Greg. Yeah. There you go. Here we go. There we goes. Used to be a McDonald's here. Shout out.

Big shout out. Yeah. Hell yeah. I was going to say hi to Green Greg, but he ran right past me. They have gone to just the places where no one is. They were in a rent. They were in a red. No green Greg.

No. They were in a shopping mall area. See if you just drive that golf cart off. You know what got an angry, sir? Oh, sir. All right. Okay. Now I'm getting sick.

Yeah. Now you're going too fast. Is Greg invisible? Oh, my God. Did we make this up? Did we make him up? His even visually acknowledged him. Were the first guy's plans somehow?

Did he do that? Okay. Extra points, he finds a PD file. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Four decisions. Ask him that. Yeah.

Yo, it's Green Greg. He's a good person. He's a good person. They say, is he a good or a bad person? You're back. You're just start. You've gone. I heard.

Kansas will be different. Level two. Level two. This is bad. Yeah. I only think we've unlocked Kansas yet. Oh, Greg,

you got to go to Swallow Hall. This guy's the president of this place. Greg, the president. Get his ass, Mario. What are you guys? doing later today? Is the character talking to us? No.

You talking to us or is that? Just nobody on campus. This is crazy. Yeah, look. There was actually nobody here. Hey, do you know a guy named Green Greg? Do you know a guy named Green Greg? No worries.

All good. Oh, the high he fell from Hannah's brother. Yeah. Yeah. You guys will never believe who this is. Holy shit. It's Papa. Papa best?

Papa Batch? No way! Oh, look at his hair. He looks great. I'm going over here. This is... Oh, yes. That's time today.

That's why you voted for him. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. What a legend. Wow. Oh, my God. All right.

Thank you, Papa Bess. You guys got to go get a beer together. You have to. Yes. All right. Love you guys. By number one and number three from Barcelona.

Oh, man. Incredible. I just saw your eye. I was like, somebody's going to see him. Then like, he's dead. Nobody's seeing him, dude. I was like, well, fuck.

I drove over here. I was on the south side campus, but then I'd still like the, I don't know what campus that well, but. Yeah. Papa Best. Incredible.

It's come. up saying is that Papa best? All right, great. Papa, you look fucking awesome. Yeah, you look crazy. You're looking incredible. Yeah, your hair is looking great. Yeah, it looks real good.

Thanks, y'all. You love it. Appreciate it. Hey, y'all, barstool has helped me grow over 25,000 subs on YouTube. Let's go. Subscribe to Papa Best. Nice.

I love to him. Thank you, boys. All right, see you guys. See you, Greg. Oh, my God. Spin the wheel. That was great. Oh, this could be funny.

That was a great ending. Great ending. Oh, no. Oh, no. Who's left? Is Brandon and Big Cat Nick? No, I went. You went already?

Yeah, last Thursday, I got hit. So just. Just you and Nick? Dana. Yeah, but he's not here. Where's Dana? I don't know. I haven't seen him.

Is he here? I don't know. I saw him today. Doesn't he have to be on the show to be on the wheel? When you were on vacation. I can't believe that ending. I'm riding a high right now. I know.

That was great. Supposed us to be the wrong time. So I'd say get rid of the wheel entire. because it's stupid and it bogs down the show. Yeah, that's stupid. So it's Nick, Brandon, Dana. Yeah. It won't be you.

I don't care if it's me. I'd rather it be me. No. This is just stupid that we're beholden to a joke he made six years ago. It wasn't me. It was you. It wasn't me either. It was y'all.

You got it, Brandon. You got it, Brandon. Please let it be me. Brandon, you got it. No, we're saying it's not going to be you. Nice. Oh. I got to be.

What's wrong? Funny guys and we're just We are funny guys We just played 45 minutes And we're doing that 45 minutes of Greg Wow This is beneath us guys

Let's get back to it Let's get back to playing Greg Is Dana here? 1-1 Greg on an empty college campus Poor decisions just tweeted out That we can play Greg the game When they're at Bowling Green

Oh yeah Two one Brandon Two one Brandon There you go Brandon Can I just go get wet? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dina. He's not here. He's somewhere.

2-2. Oh, wow. This is tight. This is the good shit right here. 3-2, Dana. 3-3. Wow, this is history, Brandon. Your fault, T.J.

This could be it. This could be it. Dana's getting. Whoa. Brandon, that was awesome. Wow. Good job, Brandon. White Dina will get wet next time he's on.

Wow. Love you guys. See tomorrow.