The Yak - We Crown The King of The Yak Games | The Yak 5-6-22

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome in to the Yak. I. It's the Yak. Welcome in to the Yak. I actually have to start this. This is my favorite part of doing episodes like this. So this is going to be airing, I think, two weeks after we're recording it. We're doing a game show special for a special immunity from the wheel. Oh, what?

Huh? So that was good. That was fucking good. It's 1030 in the morning That's why Ronan and KB are not here I said hey can everyone get here at 10.30 And everyone agreed And we knew that they weren't going to be here

They're going to get clowned online Imagine having a job You get fucking late 10.30 Here's KB It's also going to be confusing Because people will be like wait it's 1 o'clock on Friday, May 6th. Yeah.

But what I was going to say is I love doing these. Jerry's here as well. I love doing these type of episodes because there's like, I don't know, maybe a 0 or 0.0001% chance. But one of us could die between now and when this episode airs. Swear to you, I think that every single time. You're like living on the edge. Yeah, and I think we all agree we will air this no matter what. It would be the craziest.

It would be a huge episode, but... Here's Roan. Last to enter 1036. No big deal. No, we're just confusing people because it's going to be airing at 1 o'clock on May 6th. We're going to be talking about... Two weeks from today because it's going to be airing at 1 o'clock on May 6th. We're going to be talking about 1037 in the morning, and people are going to be very confused at everything.

You've got to prognosticate the future, boys. I just stated that it's not a 0% chance that all of us survive by the time this airs. Never is. We also should have dressed like it's May 6th. It's probably going to be warm on May 6th. Oh, I thought you were going to try to predict a new trend. That would have been cool. Yeah, bell bottoms.

What happens if one of us dies? We run this? Yeah, but I don't think we run it. I think, should we keep this quiet so that it's just another day of the yak and then this comes on and like, what the fuck? Yeah, be like, holy shit, is he back? Yeah. That would actually be very funny.

I think there needs to be a graphic at the beginning, this episode in memory of. Also, I'm just going to mix this in throughout just because I think it would be very funny. Like, Brandon, I'm happy you died. Oh, wow. Yeah. That would be very funny if he's actually that's fair in fact dead should we get some b-roll of like some fake murders we'll kill each of us so we

take credit if any of us die oh and I'm not gonna miss you that you're dead now come on man I want to be treated like I'm dead I want you guys to tiptoe let's run through all the combinations each one of our deaths each one of our. Each one of our deaths, each one of our parents' deaths, each one of our grandparents' deaths, then statistically we'll have something. Yeah. Celebrities. Yeah, we should all take a prediction of an event that'll happen by May 6th.

Okay. It's like those Twitter accounts who tweet out all of the possible results, then go private, then leak all of them except the right one. LeBron James will be gay. Oh. I'm A6. Chicago Bulls will be up two games to nothing on the Brooklyn Nets.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Let's get them in. That one's wild. Just when somebody killed Putin. Whoa. Yeah. I'm going to go even bigger than that.

I think Netflix is going to announce they're working on Hot Rod 2. Oh. My favorite corporation. Gary? My favorite movie franchise.'re working on Hot Rod 2. Ooh. My favorite corporation. Gary? My favorite movie franchise. Got one? No. Okay.

Nice. Yes, you do predict something. Yeah, Steelers draft. Steelers draft. You're happy about the Steelers drafting Malik Willis? No, I'm not. Oh, so you're mad about that. Yeah.

Steelers will trade up and take Kenny Pickett. Ooh. Are you happy? No. Okay. Something's going to explode in Orlando. Yeah? Something did yesterday.

We're mourning it now. Yeah. It actually was like 6 a.m. this morning. People are going to think you're a terrorist if that happens, Kyle. It was just machinery then. No people. What do you have? What?

What's your prediction? You're dead. Steven, what's your prediction? There will be an open casket funeral when they find out he had, like, eight Twitter accounts, and they'll just all keep shooting him. Who? I don't know, somebody. Oh, somebody.

Holy fuck. Somebody I don't know. Somebody. Oh, somebody. Holy fuck. Somebody I'm thinking of. Whoa. They discontinued Chunky Bars. It's a public outrage. Dog, there's no way. I haven't seen those in 20 years. Those had to have been discontinued.

What? What's Chunky Bars? That little square. We do not know. Yeah, we don't know. Jerry's running out. They have raisins in them. Oh, you're kidding?

You don't know chunky bars? Oh, you missed that. Oh. This is what you get when everyone's brain's at 1030 in the morning. Eric, did you think that was going to be a more important phone call than it ended up being? Yeah. You just scurried out of here. You ran out, and then it ended immediately, and you ran right back in.

Yeah, well, I think somebody stole my golf clubs. Oh, no. Last night, yeah. What golf clubs? That nice bag. What was that bag? A Michigan bag? 790s? A whole set or just a driver that might have been on the pile? Yeah, a whole set.

From where? Just a driver on the pile. I know where it is. Xander Shefali? Yeah. Shoffley. Shoffley. What about them? They're gone. I don't know. Why is Xander part of it? His team sent me the clubs. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, did someone like an Amazon guy steal it? No, you got them, didn't you? I thought you took a picture of them, didn't you? So I got my bag. I got my driver and putter yesterday because he wasn't willing to pay for the driver or the putter. So I got it. Xander wasn't?

Yeah. What a crumb bum. No, he sent me. No, he's a good guy. Did you ask Xander to pay for your clubs or the putter, so I got him. Xander wasn't? Yeah. What a crumbum. No, he sent me. No, he's a good guy. Did you ask Xander to pay for your clubs? No, no. Every year he sends me a new set of clubs. What?

Why? For how long? Well, this is the second year, so I guess two years in a row. No, that's every year. Yeah, well, yeah. Why? His team is just fans. So far.

Last year? Awesome. I'll be honest. There's no way. Yeah. I raffled the first one. You probably saw my Instagram. I got banned from Venmo.

How much? $4,000. Whoa. $100 a spot, 40 spots. That's amazing. Yeah, but this one, I told myself I'm not, I want to, because I want to get back into golf, and I was like, oh, I don't have clubs. You lost them already.

Next year you sell them because you already have this year's. Well, no, that's the problem. I think they're stolen. Oh. Because the UPS said it delivered last night, but I've been. $4,000. How did you run the raffle? Like, what was your, like, how'd you pick of all the people?

During COVID, that's all I did was raffles. Really? What? What? What were you raffling? Yeah, what? Sports cards, boxes. How much money did you make?

That was big. Yeah. People were doing wheels, too. Yeah, wheels. I didn't do the wheels, though. How did you pick of the 40 wheels? So, what I would do is, okay, you buy, like, a hobby box for sports cards. Like, a UFC box is $1,000.

You buy a hobby box and I just make it entertaining on Instagram Live and raffle off the boxes, you know, whatever. What type of profit were you spinning? About $1,500 a box. Jesus Christ. And was there ever – who won the golf clubs? This kid. You don't know him? No kid. Don't know him?

No, I don't know him. Random. He actually commented on my Twitter saying, like, hey, Jerry, I'm joining the clubs from last year. But I'm saying, how of the 40... Like, did you put it in, like, a fucking lottery machine? I wrote names out and put them in a hat. In a hat?

Looked like that and then picked it like that. Really? That's so sick. That's incredible. We need to run a raffle. Yeah, so that guy's got a... Wait, I love raffles. That guy has a nice set of golf clubs for $100.

For $100 for a $1,300 set. From Xander Shoffley. Whoa. We got to run a raffle. Teach us how. Put us on. Let's run one for the Yak. Okay, we'll run one.

What can we raffle off? Next week, let's run a raffle. We got to raffle our shit, though. Let's do a wheel where we have to raffle our shoes that day. Yeah. And one person shuffles out of here shoeless Joe. Yeah, I learned people will buy anything, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, you did. Yeah. Let's do a shoe raffle. It's fun and entertaining. They don't care. People will buy literally anything. What can we do with the money if we get the shoe raffle? Give it to the person and have them buy new shoes.

You've got to buy new shoes. No, that's bullshit. We're going to make fucking $4,000. The person who gives up his shoes should get the money. No, they shouldn't. They should not. We should all get something like a fucking... Somebody's going to get fucked out of money and...

A shout machine or something. The yak, just to make money. Yeah. What? You should buy a new KB because he died on the highway rediscovering America. That sucked. Oh, fuck. But he tried to sketch, though.

That's on him for fucking... What? Trying to sketch? When you have your... Sketch? You're wearing your roller skates and you hang on the back of a truck. Oh, Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater. It's called a sketching. It's all the way to Tampa. You were a sketching and it fucking... Tried it. It was fatal. Hey, it was worth it. It was a mail truck.

Wait, Dan, you haven't died in this scenario. No, I have not. I'm still alive. That's sick. I'm going to live forever. Nuh-uh. I killed you. Shit.

Wow, fuck. How did we not think of that? If I die, if I die. Can we raffle off your body? No, Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl. Whoa. Okay. This year. Imagine if that came true and I died., Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl. Whoa. Okay. This year.

Imagine if that came true and I died. I wonder what happens to the Bengals. I'd be a legend. I could imagine that. They would play this clip right now at the parade in Buffalo. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

Give a speech. I mean, this could almost look worth it. This could be the last thing all of us say. I hate this. Give a speech for Buffalo. Get it, boys. Yeah. Jerry, I'm going to speech for Buffalo. Get it, boys. Jerry, I'm going to cede my time to you, please.

Give the speech to Buffalo. Buffalo just won the Super Bowl. I just predicted it. I'm dead. Buffalo just won. Rest in peace, Dan. There we go. And the crowd goes fucking wild. R.I.P. Xander's going crazy at his TV.

Yes. All right, let's play. Should we play? We're playing. We haven't done a bracket yet. Yeah, we're going to do a bracket. We're doing game show bracket. Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah. Are we actually going to raffle or was that a pipe dream? We're going to raffle next week. Are we raffle next week? Are we actually going to raffle next week? We're going to raffle live. Will we raffle next week? Are we actually going to raffle next week? We're going to raffle live. What kind of raffle are we doing? Raffle the dead guy's ship.

You mean last week. Last week. Yeah, last week. We'll raffle last week. If the yak's going to be empty, we should raffle off a daily spot on the yak. I would be down for that. That would be interesting. That would be a fat raffle.

That would be a fat raffle. I'm not in the raffle game for a long time. Here for a good time. He's raffling the doll. Let's spin the wheel. We should just raffle something really expensive and then one of us wins it. Oh, we have to spin the actual wheel on this too, right? Correct.

If it's wet, we have to wait for the day. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. None of this is for today. This is May 6th. May 6th, you got to get wet wherever you are. We know for certain we'll have the wheel May 6th.

Oh, my God. The wheel's going to die? This will be a throwback. Could be. This is a throwback to the wheel. You guys remember the wheel? Oh, no. Baby's getting hammered May 6th.

May 6th. Oh, today. May 6th. Oh, no. Baby's getting hammered May 6th. May 6th. May 6th. May 6th. No, this is May 6th. May 6th wheel. You want to start drinking now? Not really. You could borrow some from May 6th.

If you do three today, then you only do four May 6th. I don't want to now. It's too early. So May 6th, you got to get hammered. Five, six is more my speed. All right, so that's your day. You're going to be nursing a Cinco de Mayo hangover, though. Oh, yeah, he is.

Care of the dog, brother. My mom's birthday as well, so we will be celebrating. Oh, happy birthday to Owen's mom today. What? I'll be gone. You had a month, and you were still belated. Oh, 5-6, right? Yeah.

So after a month, it just becomes early for next year? Yeah, I guess so. It's on Owen to, you're going to be on the road with them, correct? Yeah. On May 6th? Mm-hmm. So you got to make sure, you got to get video of each of his six drinks, or we're going to play them all on the 7th.

And it doesn't have to be beers, right? Just standard drinks? Standard drinks. That'll probably just be the routine. Yeah. We're keeping it be the routine. Yeah. We're keeping it 55. All right. Let's spin the wheel for a

bracket. So what we're going to do is we're going to do a game show. We're going to do a throwback family feud. Second round will be what? I think we find another game show flash game.

Yeah. Or even like we could even do rock versus shoot on second or the wheel. And then last is going to be we have a new yak Jeopardy. No way. And that will be for the champion.

Same guy? Yes. That will be really fun. So the championship will be for the – we'll play with the Yak Jeopardy. And then the winner of the game show off has a one-time immunity from the wheel. Fair. And they can pick it from the wheel. Fair. And they can pick it after the wheel is spun. So hypothetically.

It's like we could get wet, and then you pick it. Oh, I love it. Love it. Right. And maybe a day at Six Flags? Maybe they get to go to Six Flags for a day alone. No, they have to go to Six Flags. They have to go to Six Flags.

Throw in a day at Six Flags. I hate roller coasters. Well, so that kind of de-incentivizes. So therein lies the rub, my friend. You have to go to Six Flags. Oh, man. And ride a bunch of shit. Can I just go get, like, french fries?

That is a good something. You have to go to Six Flags alone with a GoPro attached. Yes. Walk around and ride. That's awesome. Nick, if you win this and lose the swirly, you get out of it. I know you're very against the swirly. Everybody should be very against the swirly. Yeah, I feel like we were all for the Swirly, you get out of that. I know you're very against the Swirly. Everybody should be very against the Swirly.

I feel like we were all for the Swirly. Does this pass get you out of the Swirly or just the flush? The Swirly. It feels like a big get out of jail free card. No, it is. It dodges the whole Swirly. Yeah, but you have to go to six flags. You would then re-spin.

Somebody would have to take the Swirly that day, right? No, no. Just no Swirly. Maybe they both go to six flagsags and choose the Six Flags. I go over Texas. Like before the elimination in Survivor, you play your idol. So it's like if it hits swirly wheel, you play your immunity. Oh, you just have the idol.

I don't know about that. I think you need to know what you're. No, he's right. So like if it lands on wet, you play your idol right there, and then you can't get wet. Somebody can. Other people can. Right.

I would just get wet. I would save it for permanent swirly immunity. I would save it for a case race when we play slap wheel again or something. Or, yeah, the whole case race. You're protecting yourself. Yeah, you should never do that. I can't. I actually.

The authorities talked to me after that. Hank, let you have it. Hank reams me out. No, actually, no one said anything because they know I'll fucking slap the fuck out of them. The best part about being a slapper, who's going to say shit to me? I'll crack them in the face.

It's a toxic workplace, but it's healthy. Yeah. What was the best part of you before you died, Dan? What do you want your tombstone to look like? If you could just slap me one more time, I'd give everything. Can I say if I do die in these next two weeks at my funeral, please have the big jackass hand so anyone who has to come up and see my casket can just see my face.

How incredible would that be? That would be awesome. You really want it? Do you really want that? Yes. You really want that? Do you really want that? Yes. You really want that? Do you really want that? That's not just the next two weeks.

That's life. That's life. I can guarantee it for the next two weeks. That's up until 2025. If I die before 2025. Here we go. Jackass slap the hand. Jackass slap the hand.

Before 2025. Fair. Let it be known. We will make it happen. As your literal dying wish. Thank you. All right, let's do the bracket, and then let's get to it. I want to lay in state in the Axe studio for a month.

Can we deface you? Oh, yeah, you can deface me. No, embalm? You can do whatever you want. Yeah. I'm signing away. I'm putting firecrackers up your butt, my dog. Sorry in advance.

I'm having you suck my dick. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Look. I'm putting itcrackers up your butt, my dog. Sorry in advance. Why haven't you sucked my dick? Yo. Yo. Fuck. I'm putting it in every hole. What if, like, my corpse sucks your dick and I'm like, go from heaven to hell? Oh, no, what's he doing? What if we taxidermied you and just your mouth was a flashlight?

That's why they started cremating people. That's some new shit. No, he just fucked his head every day. Let's take their turn. If I become a sliver head every day. I couldn't suck dick after death. If I become a sliver on the wheel and you're going to fuck my mouth, god damn. He's going to fuck. He'll just put you in the bathroom just always staring at whoever's taking a shit. I would put you on the wall like a singing trout and just have your head come out and sing some blues.

Like a Billy Bass. Yeah. Billy Bass. All right, spin that shit, TJ. As far as we'll go in order. So we'll just go eight seeds. Steven's in it. One through eight.

And then. Oh, okay. Yeah. I understand. I understand. Jerry. We're spinning for seeds. Yes.

So one will play eight. Okay. Yeah. Straightforward. seeds. Yes. So one will play eight. Okay. Yeah. Straightforward. Jerry. Jerry. And let me actually throw this out there. If Jerry wins immunity, it counts as immunity for TJ and Zatu.

They have to be represented. Oh. Let's just say right now, though, Jerry winning this would be... Yeah. I mean, it would be USA-Russia all over again. A fucking miracle. That would be... Where were you when Jerry won?

It would be the most incredible thing of all time. I think it might happen. This Yak Jeopardy could happen. He's definitely not going to win. Oh, it's Yak Jeopardy. Yeah, sorry, buddy. What's Yak Jeopardy? It's Yak trivia.

Right, exactly. And this one is harder than the last one. Yeah. Well, this guy's a bigger fan of the act than us. Yes, by far. What if he gets questions like slumdog millionaire and they're all tailored to his life experience? You ever see slumdog millionaire?

It's true. All the questions on who wants to be a millionaire were like things that actually happened in his life. Maybe. Yeah, it would be like all Steelers questions and shit like that. I think it could happen, Jerry. TJ and Zal, I'll grant you if Jerry gets the number one highest score in Family Feud out of everyone,

you guys will have immunity. Because that I also don't think will happen. Yeah. Yeah, no chance. I'm not like an idiot. No, I know. But we've played a lot of Family Feud. Yeah, true.

I haven't. Yeah. The odds are haven't. Yeah. The odds are against you. Should we set odds on everybody right now? You better go. By basic, you just haven't. The Yak Jeopardy is very weird questions about the show. It's like a Ben here every time.

You probably didn't even know we were planning on fucking Nick's dead mouth. Right. That will be on Yak Jeopardy number three. Yeah. Like, what is Nick's dead mouth for? Or cocks? Is it Nick's dead mouth or Nick's mouth? They have to be a face on the logo.

It can't be somebody filling in. Not Barstool Cox, Yak Cox. Yak Cox. That would be a sick DJ named Dead Mouth. I'm going to see Deadmouth play Throbe. The Velp. Cox. It's for the one seed.

Owen is the one seed. It's been teasing. You said what I said. It's been teasing. I said what I said. It's been teasing. It's for the two seed. Deadmouth has to sample the wheel. This would be a sick start to a song. Hello.

Hello. Deadmouth. Take notes. Take notes. Pre-seed. Is it just going in order? It's going in order. So that's how the wheel works. It's a big guy to be before.

Jay, no ad. Plural. Who's a big guy to be before. Jay, no ad. Plural. Who's to say? Not at the moment. We lost all the sponsors on May 1st. That's probably my bad too. Yeah.

That's how I died somehow. Jerry is the forcey. Dude wipes killed you. Mr. Wipe came and killed me. Dude, please. I'm sorry, man. That's so convenient. It's the Jerry.

It's a productive spin. Five seed. Don't say that. Away. Not say that, Jerry. Is this the six? It's for the six. Against Brandon. away. Not say that, Jerry. Jerry. Is this the six? It's for the six.

Against Brandon. It's for who's playing Nick and who's playing Ron versus Nick, me versus Owen. Alright. Here we go. Owen and I are up first Rowan versus Nick, me versus Owen. All right. Here we go. So Owen and I are up first. As the lower seed, I probably should have to go first, right? Sure.

What? For a family feud? Is that a benefit or no? I think the one seed should have the first chance to get the number one answer. Oh, I was going to have it be he plays the whole game. Oh. By all means, then, yeah was going to have it be he plays the whole game. Oh, by all means then, yeah. Head to head would be cool, though. Yeah, but how would you keep going?

Yeah, and who should go first? So what's the advantage going first? I don't think there is. Okay. Unless you just get repeat questions. I'd like to go to second. I'd like to know what I get. All right, I'm going to go first.

Here we go. I don't think I've spoken out loud before 1pm in a long time. Wow. Good answer. Sounds good. I've been up for like five hours. You sound like a woodwind instrument. You sound like an oboe. An oboe.

You're a fucking oboe. An oboe. What is an oboe? I mean, I fucking type it enough. I don't know what it is. All right, let's do it. That's always a crossword answer. Always.

Yeah. Pretty much every Thursday. Ready, Zah? Those fingers ready? Remember, no one else help. Obviously make jokes. Jonas? Jonas.

I'm 77. So he's probably born in 77. Hack of gum. 45. Mentally, maybe your prime. JFK. Cigarettes. Mm-hmm.

Oh. That was close. Smokes. Hack of smokes. Smokes. Hack of wolves. Whoa. I did not think that.

Oh. That was good. That was so good. Wolves Whoa I did not think that Oh That was good That was so good No one could ever get that No one gulped real loud into the mic Have you ever gulped this early? No dude Gulps are

Pack of Sitting pretty Don't embarrass yourself I know I know I know fish i don't know fish fish fish coming to pack yes that's exactly cards cards cards cards yeah nate would have killed you cards dude how about hellmuth a couple weeks ago yeah no that was that last night oh yeah just a couple weeks ago uh i don know. What is that last one? Lies.

I've never heard that in my life. Pack of lies? I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, Hellmuth. What would the guy do? What was the guy doing? I don't know. I wish I saw how he instigated.

I know he double-burned it. He was just playing poker against him. Oh, man. And Phil Hellmuth's got mad. The kid. How many is the kid? The brat. He's a brat.

He's a brat. The brat is such a brawn. The brawn is the kid. All. He's a brat. He's a brat. The brat is such a weirdo. The kid. All right, here we go. It's like 50. Let's go, Owen. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Name something you spend more money on the older you get. We'll see. Oh, my God. What is this? Healthcare. What?

Bad answer. Oh! What the fuck? Glasses. Glasses. We should have done a life insurance episode again. Oh yeah. Tune in for that.

Hearing aids? I don't know. I guess. You spend more money on hearing aids? Yeah, yeah. I already spent it before. I know. I can't believe it's going to be more than this.

Owen, maybe you could reverse gulp into the mic. I don't want to get hurt. Vacation. Vacation. Vacation. Vacation. Vacation. Vacation. Vacation. Good answer. That was a good one.

That was a good one. I have no idea what the other two are. You got the bread. First and the last. Get the bookends, baby. Cars. Whoa. You spend more.

You have more money. I guess you do, right? You always get more money as you get older. Every year of your life you make more money than last year. I progressively got poorer. I got a dwindle. You hit a point and then you go all the way down. Yeah.

Not me, man. Yeah? You're going to keep climbing? I'm going to keep going down forever. You always grind. All right, here we go. Next, last round. In good shape.

I feel okay. I feel okay. I feel okay. I mean, I guess we'll see how Lohan does. Name a word that can follow grocery store. Number one. 82. Basket. This one's going to be tough.

Oh, wait. Part. Don't doubt him, Brandon. Grocery part? What? Yeah, that's weird It's giving me anything give them anything it'd be unfair no and the guy Your opponent can't even get store Wow, nope you got it budget Budget. That's rich people answer. Fuck. Aisle.

List. Bag. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Yeah. How's cart? I guess that's what we call the grocery cart.

Cart. Shopping cart. What is that? Whoa. Hey. A rare postcard. Whoa. I think that means I win.

Screenshot that. Screenshot that. Yeah. That was an NFT before NFTs. That was a rare postcard. All. I think that means I win. Screenshot that. Screenshot that. Yeah. That was an NFT before NFTs. That was a rare postcard. All right, here we go. What was your final answer? 506?

Let's go, Zaha. 506. Name an occupation whose men should show more respect for women. What? Hello. Oh, cat's got your tongue. Oh, construction worker. Wow.

Good answer. Yeah. Blue collar.'s got your tongue. Oh, construction worker. Wow. Good answer. Yeah. Blue collar. What's your job history? Name a kind of place that you feel better leaving than going. Church. No? Okay.

Besides cigars, name something you buy for a cigar smoker. A lighter. Yes. Answer. Humidor. Name something that follows the word lighter. Yes. Answer. Prostate humidor. Name something that follows the word baseball team. No, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat. Hey, hey, hey.

H-A-T. It was hate. Name something every teacher needs. Hurry. An apple. Apple every teacher needs. Yeah. I nailed that. Curriculum. Oh. Every teacher needs an apple. I nailed that.

Curriculum. 30 first. Number one answer. Good answer. What? Work? No. That's a big one.

Number one. I know. Number ones. What? Baseball game? I don't think he's going to get that fast money. Oh, no. Students.

Students? Common core. Apple. You need an apple. It sits right there on the desk. Oh, no. Students. Students? Common Core. Apple, you need an Apple. It sits right there on the desk. I know. Common Core. That's all I got?

$5.69. You didn't make fast money. Did they change? If you're trying to remember, usually the scores are around $1,200, I believe. That was bad. $500 extra points. Yeah. Yep.

That was really bad. Yeah. It was bad. Oh, no. Yeah. Yep. That was really bad. Yeah. It was bad. Oh, no. It was bad. All right, Owen. Okay, Owen. Let's go, Owen.

I just got to really brick out. Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink. Damn. 569? A nappy boy. That was really bad. Damn 5.69? That was really bad I remember when every coffee shop acoustic guitarist Would play Hey Ya

Pissed me off I think it's as easy as fuck to play It's so low and obviously the minute you get over 5.69 That's a big score in the regular game I don't know dude I'm now realizing I did very bad. You know you got it. Oh, say it out loud.

Give me a word that rhymes with bubble. Rubble. People who are still listening. Double. Yeah, double. Double with a D. Double Ds. Hello.

Favorite Ed, Edd n Eddy character. I'm just going through the alphabet in my head. If you guys were wondering why it's taking so long. You got it, bro. Just channel Frank the Tank. Ed, Edd n Eddy, good show. Huh? Ed, Edd n Eddy, good show.

That suitable for kids? Yeah. Is it Hubble? Three boys. Oh, telescope. Telescope. Been at a cul-de-sac. Uh-oh.

Humble? What's going on, boys? Uh-oh. Come on. Rubble, I did. Bubble. Vubble. Don't give it to him.

Owen, I don't know this. Yeah, this is what the fuck is this? Rubble. Stubble. What about trouble? Trouble. Stubble. What about trouble? Trouble. That was bad. Oh, I forgot about double letters.

Yeah. I forgot. Yeah. Oh, no. I might be okay. You were saying tubble. No. Tubble.

Grubble. Who convinced me that hubble was a proper noun in astronomy? Go, go, go. Name something you might take to the beach on a hot day. Drinks. Good answer. Two answer. Sunscreen.

Not if you're Jerry. Sunglasses. Good answer. Yeah, good answer. Keep going, you're good. Towel. Great answer. Good Yeah, good answer. Oh! Keep going, you're good. Towel. Great answer. You'll probably go for a swim.

Good one, good one. Pale. Pale. Pale. Yeah, you gotta bring a... Pale. A pale and a pale. Oh.

Rones Philly accent fucked you. Yeah, it did. I thought you were hooking it up. Oh, not at all. Au contraire, my friend. I'm fucking you. I don't know, dude. I genuinely don't like the beach that much.

Facts. Can we type that in? Your jeans. That's going to be the final answer. I genuinely don't like the beach that much. Yeah, pass. Two people said it. What about Rihanna?

Umbrella? Beach ball. Who brings a beach ball? Your boy? Friend? What the fuck? Are you trying to shove it down my throat? Is this game gay? Another doesn't get to come if it's cloudy. Is this game gay? I think this game is gay as shit.

It's fine, I guess. Name something that people hang outside. Oh! Good answer, Brandon. Yep. Just fine, I guess. Name something that people hang outside. People. Oh. Good answer, Brandon. Good answer. Good answer, Brandon. Say it. Bird houses.

Okay. Often. Yes. Yeah, they do this often. I'm going to survive. These questions have been kind of harder. You don't know, dude. All the bubble.

Show me hammock. Trouble is very easy. All the bubble. Show me hammock. It's very easy. A hammock. Show me hammock. Oh, they won. Next round. Clothes. Thanks, Owen.

Yeah, for sure. Flag, maybe. A flag, yeah. Clothes. Oh, yes. That was a tough question. Four people without a dryer. Who the hell is hanging clothes from the freaking northeast, man?

Hello. I've been exposing my poorness lately. One person in a basement toilet. So I advance. All fair check. In a route. In a dominating fashion. Did Owen throw that game?

I don't know. I think his brain is, I think he wasn't lying when he said he hasn't been up this early in a long time. He's a night owl, though. He hasn't spoken. Oh, I'm up. He just doesn't speak. You are up. He doesn't speak.

I work from home from 9 to noon. He's a night owl, though. He hasn't spoken. No, I'm up. He just doesn't speak. You are up. He doesn't speak to one. I work from home from 9 to noon. What's that look like? In a different state than you see me. Jerking off? No. You work from home. You're really efficient. Yeah.

What average time is your first work? Steven, how many times have you jerked off in the past two and a half weeks in the shower? This is a later episode. Since you first introduced some two and a half weeks ago. The clock starts today? No, it started two weeks ago.

Predictively and retrospectively. Predictively? I don't know because it just happened. Looking back. How do you have two answers here? The date is May 6th how many times have you jerked off in the last two weeks okay once what no in the shower i'd say like a road

game for you that's rare yeah you're going room to room yeah i'm not you what about i like content chay he's the best he packed up days the other day oh yeah do you want to announce anything are you going to announce it in two weeks oh because it's May 6th yeah

okay I assume it's out already but yeah I'm moving to content yeah that would be awesome if Steven died in the next two weeks. Yeah. He got what he wanted. He won the Super Bowl. So when I am saying this, I haven't got my paperwork yet,

so I'm assuming that this all goes swimmingly, but I've been assured by it seems like everyone is aligned. Oh, that'd be awesome if you thought so. All right. Congratulations, Steven. Thank you. you followed. I'm fired. All right. Congratulations, Steven. Thank you. Big ups. Works his ass off.

So now he won't have to rudely eat his lunch in our face every day. He can take regular lunch breaks. Wait, are you going to move from upstairs to downstairs? A lot of things have to be hammered out. Where are you going to sit? Are you a rider? What's that? I mean, that's the most important question when you come to content.

Are you a rider or a scale? No, I'm definitely a rider, but I'm not in the group texts, the holiday group texts. There's 40 people in that. You're not a rider. I'm in that. I don't even want to be. I know.

And he has my number. He texts me sometimes. Of course he does. All right, let's go to the next game. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations, brother. Who's in the next game?

We should kick Dubs out and give him Dubs. Two-seed Nick, seven-seed Rone. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che.

We've got to find out where Che's sitting. Yeah, we need Che in the mix. Where do you want to sit? We need him in the mix. I don't know. I honestly haven't thought about it. Think about it. I have to stress with the paperwork not being in yet.

You could just wait until Rico lashes out at someone and then take his desk. Is there a current content employee you're sort of modeling your path after? Or are you... If Portnoy? You've got to think career paths. No, not really. I don't think so. Mike Greenberg?

I studied journalism because Brad Pitt studied it at Missouri. Yeah. Back on my career after him, yeah. All right, who's up? Roan and Nick. All right. Here we go. Who's the lower seed?

Roan. Roan. All right, so Roan, you go first. I think the second round will have to just be rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You want to go fast? And then we'll just go to the Yak Jeopardy. I suck at this anyway, so. You're playing Byron Kirby.

He's good. Yeah, he's damn good. Only four answers. Name something of yours that is starting to wear out. Choose. Great answer. Great answer. Yeah, that's one.

Stephen Che in content. Welcome. That has been like two days. It's so annoying. I bet you we made the May the 4th be with you joke yesterday. Don't forget that we said it.

Shirts. Did you guys know it's Star Wars Day? Shout out to just honing in on Rone's voice. Oh, clothes and shoes. Okay, fuck. Wear out.

Has this game gotten harder? Yes. I think it has. I think so. Wear out your fucking this game gotten harder? Yes. I think it has. I think so. Wear out your fucking... New questions. Is it smart? Your tires?

Roan, you know this. Or your car. Come on, Roan. No, that's not... Come on, Roan. Spelled it funny. That's F1. Come on, Roan.

Hey, what the fuck, Dan? Say the sentence again out loud You're gonna look like a real dickhead if I'm dead My last hurrah You're saying the sentence Welcome You're welcome I said you were

You said that already Oh Oh, fuck Sorry, Roan Your body? That's stupid, dude I said tires and it was car? No, it wasn't tires

Oh I heard Kirby's whooping that I heard Kirby smacking you around I told you you were good Kirby, dog Stupid, dude. I said tires and it was car? No, it wasn't tires. Oh. I heard Kirby's whooping that. I heard Kirby smacking you around. I told you it was good. Kirby, dog. He's seen some shit. Hey, the king. Your car is worn out?

Name the glue that holds most marriages together. What? Elmer's. Love? This is really hard. These aren't even physical things. Your wife wrote these questions. How is that not top one?

How is that not the best? Love's three. Love got bronze. I think in Family Feud you have to say hanky panky. Children, shared children. Love got third. Love barely podium. Children is sixth.

A fifth? Oh, fuck. What if I got the highest score of the day? Yeah, I think you're about to. This game got way harder. Way harder. Do you think it's's giving us questions we haven't had? Because we used to get doubles. Faith.

Faith, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. On Byron. That's one and two. Deep-seated secrets. Blackmail.

Some kind of contractual agreement that can't be... Money. Money, money, money, money, money. The fact you guys gave me that's fucked up. You guys are fucked up. What the fuck? You guys are playing favorites right in front of me. Communication.

No. No. Honesty, get the fuck out of here. No. Fuck that. You tell your wife the truth? Robert Kirby is fucking. That was low-key bad.

A bad look. Picking my ass. Everyone here. Yeah. Trust. Which school subject do you think was most useful in real life? Oh, my God. These questions.

Completely subjective. Business? I don't fucking know. That's not a school subject. Shut the fuck up, Brandon. Of you guys. Math. English.

Horrible piece of shit, Brandon. I'm going to talk to you, too. Science. He said business. I'm not going to listen, though. Oh, look at my boys hot. These are just the subjects. Yeah, these are just

What else is there? Fucking Was science green for anyone else? Yeah Math was red History Good answer Wow

Perfect round What a comeback Fuck you all There's like seven subjects Like there's Ron was showing his white privilege He's like Econ 101 I's Ron was showing his white privilege He's like Econ 101

I'll just beat you Yeah he did Name someone you don't want to get a phone call from The police Give me a word that rhymes with hubby God damn these are tough Hubby Name a word that rhymes with tangle.

Dangle. Dude. Name a way that people kill bugs. Step on them. Name something that people do to maintain their lawn. Mow it. Nice. He's hot. He's hot right now.

He's hot. Good answer. Ah! Whoa! Ah! Oh! Mangle. Spray them.

Oh! Crushed! You guys all crushed There's a group after 1251 Fucking baloney That's how you know I'm mad Nick's about to eat

I'm not gonna eat No you're about to fucking eat Shut up man You're about to eat You're pissing me off Eat Nick I'm rooting for Nick Stop No, you were about to fucking eat. Shut up, man. You were about to eat. You're pissing me off. Eat, Nick. Eat, Nick.

Eat. I'm rooting for Nick. No, stop. Eat, Nick. Eat. Guys, quit it. Nick, eat. Pack me up, Nick.

Throw away the fucking key. Oh, damn it. She's not going to get the references. Her dumb ass can't fucking rhyme. You're right. Name a place most people dread. Good answer. Work. Good answer.

School. Yes. This is the perfect game, Nick. Oh, dude. Oh, come on now. Gym. Yes. Bim. Oh. Come on. Healthy people. All right, focus up now. Jim. Yes. Bim.

Oh. Come on. Healthy people. All right, focus up. Focus up. Take a deep breath and focus. Thank you. Most people dread going to their in-laws.

Yes. Nice. Can you? No, no. Not in-laws. Not in-laws. Oh, God. Claws.

Give him space. There you go. It's going Not on love. Oh, God. Claws. There you go. It's going to be there. Like a dentist. Church. A funeral. Yeah. We just came from one, too.

Yeah. How ironic. I loved Zaha. I did. I loved him. Yeah, he was great. In the arms of the angel. Freshest little casket, though. What happened?

A piano fell on him? He smiled at us and his teeth were the keys? Walked away like an accordion? Oh, fuck. If animals were underpants, name one that would need a really big pair. Elephant. Yes. Nice.

Thanks, boys. Nice. Thanks, boys. It's feeling like a mega wish. A hippo. Yes. Yup, you got your groove back. We have to play the theory.

It's a horse. Yeah. Horse theorem. Does anyone remember what it was? Rhino. 1251. A giraffe. I think they're just going big African animals.

Uh-oh. That's another big. A whale. Yes think they're just going big African animals. Uh-oh. That's another big. A whale. Yes. Yeah. Why are they in there? They live in a toilet. Cow?

Oh, that's a cow. Bear. A panda. Bear pants. A cow? Wait, what did Roan get? Does anyone know? It's $12.51.

$12.51. Okay, yeah. $22.51. $22. $22. $12.51. All right,. Alright, come on, Nick. Thanks, Dan. Nick's about to pack me the fuck up.

Name some reason your eyes might water. Allergies. Kush. Yeah, smoke. Purple berry. Crying. Sad.

Yeah. Onions. Yes. Great answer. Great answer. We should have onion wheel. Sad. And you have to eat it or cut it

Or eat one like an apple Yeah you either have to eat one like an apple or cut 20 of them Poked Poked your eye Onions Oh fuck Bill Raftery died Death

Damn I'll say that I just led Nick down the path After he died. Death. Damn. Damn. Don't say that. Fuck. I just led Nick down the path to two very wrong answers. Dirt. Oh, I forgot laughing. Oh.

I only want bad things. Dirt makes your eyes. What? If I threw dirt in your eyes, I would water it. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, look at us. Oh, I got the MLK. Give that to Darren Revell. Sorry, Darren.

We should sell that to Darren. Screenshot that and send it to him. Screenshot that, please. This isn't the winner of the day? Greetings from Atlanta. So New York had the Empire State Building. Martin Luther King would have crushed on TikTok. Yes, he would have.

Mm-hmm. I'm fucking sad. An animal that has fangs. Would have done man on the street at BYU. A snake. Yes, good would have. Mm-hmm. Would have done man on the street at BYU. Snake. Yes, good answer. Good answer. Chippin' Wolf. A man ran out of deodorant. Name

a fruit he might rub on his pits to hide the odor. A pineapple. Yeah, pineapple. Make your cum smell good. Is it people doing that? I don't know. Ever? Something that comes in a bottle. Water. Fuck. Nice. Good answer. Is it people doing that? I don't know. Ever? Something that comes in a bottle. Water. Nice. Good answer.

Is it heads actually? Is it heads? I'm drawing my own name. It's specific to people who go to the bank. Rob a bank as fruit? Deposit money. Rob a bank. Name a foreign country that's considered a friend of Canada.

Good answer. Good answer. Oh, boy. I fear that I've been packed. What the fuck? answer. Oh, boy. I fear that I've been packed. Oh, fuck. That's right. Easy. Fuck.

No. What the fuck is... This is big. Rubbing citrus on that. Oh. It burns. Oh, you might get it from here. Yeah, but he's not going to get the wrong one.

Nope. Rone marches on. Oh, no. I've been unpacked. Wait. I thought I packed him, and, no. I've been unpacked. Wait. I thought I packed them, and then he just, my suitcase ripped open. Unpacked. $5.57.

Womp womp. Fuck. All right. Wait. Water was zero for some bottle? Zero. Zero. This is made by a bunch of fat sos.

Yeah. I thought vinegar would be number one. I'm happy we played. Here's the good part about this is we played this game. We haven't played Family Feud in like six months. Probably. Coming back to it, this game sucks. Yeah.

Yeah. Fun with it. This is not fun. I hate this. No, it was like seeing someone like, oh, remember that time we had that fling? It's like, no. No. This is zero fun for me.

Yeah. It's tragic. It got harder. It got way harder. We were like screaming good answer. We were having the time of our lives. Yeah, and they were like funny. I don't want to play. We're also only halfway through this round.

Right, but this is still freaking forever. This is really hard. Brandon's freaking. Brandon's officially freaking. What are you freaking out about? He's officially freaking. All right, start the next game. Start the next game.

He's freaking. Oh, you're freaking. You're freaking freaking. Well, now you're playing, Brandon. Brandon, next game. He's freaking. Oh, you're freaking. You're freaking freaking. Well, now you're playing, Brandon. Brandon, name the top 50 college campuses. Rutgers. Don't get me started on that shit from two weeks ago. Eberdine.

Boulder. Apparently not. Also apparently not. I'm not up. KB's up. Europe. UCLA is up. Let's up Europe UCLA let's go let's go put on

thank you Celine W-E-5 okay name something a person in it wasn't even fainted

read it name something a person give a house plant to help it grow it's not even grammatically correct somebody answer answer It wasn't even fantastic. Read it. Name something a person give a houseplant to help it grow. It's not even a dramatic number. It's not even a sentence. It's not even a sentence.

What the fuck? Somebody name something a person give houseplant to help grow. It's me. We're waiting, honey. I don't fucking know. Water. Yeah, I could answer. It's going to be soda.

Six different things. I've never owned a plant. Seeds. Adorade. Seeds. That might be in there. Light. Why isn never owned a plant. Seeds. Raid or raid. Seeds. That might be in there. Light. Why isn't this fucking plant growing?

Maybe I should add seeds. Let's add more plant. Sun. Pour a plant on this plant. Huh. Who wrote this? This is... I didn't know plants were that complex.

What do you give a house? What do you give them? Give something a person, give a house plant. That's a family feud. What are people doing? I get water and plants. That's all I've ever heard about doing to plants. Tender love and care.

Plant food. Repot it. That's not something you've got to give it. You've got to give it. Repot it. You've got to give it. Timothy McVeigh shit. This person give repot it. That's not something you've got to give it. You've got to give it repot. You've got to give it repot. All that Timothy McVeigh shit. This person give repot it.

Give it repot it. I could have gotten fertilizer. Or report it. The rest were. There you go. There you go. Yeah, it's inappropriate. One more one, maybe.

There you go. Right on Celine's ass, maybe. Right on Selene's ass, though. You should have give it repotted. Oh, thank you. You shouldn't have. Name a meat you can carve at the table. Name a meat you carve at the table. Fucking beef. Good answer.

Beef. It's what's for. Pork. Carving pork. That's weird when like milk and beef were just brands. Yeah. Pork is not beef and steak. Yeah, what the fuck was that?

It is a Twisted Burgers. Twisted Burgers. West Point, Mississippi. Twisted Burgers closed, but. Chicken. That is true. I can't believe this is a. So these are all written by West Point.

Lamb. Come on, pal. There you go. Fuck around, get a perfect round. This is written out of medieval times. Trying to think what's left. Deer and... I had mutton last night, actually,

and then I went out and pillaged. Usually comes in a pair, but I skipped the other one. Bison. Bison. I'll put it. I really thought mutton chops were just sideburns. Me too. I didn't know that they were... Wait, you said pork? What the fuck?

Come on now. Hams. You said ham, brother. Pork. Christmas pork. I'm glad you skipped the second, by the way. Oh yeah ham, brother. Pork. Christmas pork. I'm glad you skipped the second, by the way. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

Name a body part that often gets broken. Often. Arm. Often. Nice. Good answer. Nose. Nose.

Nose. What do they mean by often? Once. That's not top six. Leg. Ankle. Ankle. Ankle.

When you say leg in a sentence, you say leg. I can't say any A-G words. Leg. But you just said leg regular. Collarbone. Kyle, think of the first one that we're broken. Hand. Collarbone. Kyle, think of the first one that were broken. Hand. Hand.

Think of what is the hardest to heal once it's broken. Heart. Heart. Heart, man. Red. Neck. Neck is not often. I've been getting trolled.

Yeah, you're getting trolled. Oh, he survives. There we go. Another one. Nice got another one. Nice cars. Mint. Oh, he said the broken bridge of the MLK of New York. Yeah, that is.

Name an article of clothing people don't usually put on hangers. Shirt. What? We never hang our shirts. Name a circus animal that would be much happier living in the jungle. My God, he's handsome. Parent.

Parent. Remember, when looking for a spouse, good folks are fleeting, but blank is... Good looks are fleeting, Looks are fleeting. Blank is, oh, good looks are fleeting. Blank is forever. Money. Maybe Nick should read these. Name something they give away free to.

Track fans of the baseball game. Ice cream. In the little hat. You know what I'm talking about. That'll be on there. Those are good. Give me an L word that describes your boss.

Hurry, two seconds. You idiot. Lord. I was tripping that round. Lord Portnoy? Lord Portnoy. Good answer. Bad answer.

What if it's Lord? If it's Lord, number one. Easy. That was bait. They tried to bait you into saying some bad shit about Portnoy. They asked the test. You guys, what immediately came to your heads? Lame.

What was the only adjective I could think of that was lame? Lame. Loser. I didn't say it. L might be the worst adjectives. What's the best L adjective? Long? That was the only adjective I could think of. It was lame. Loser. I didn't say it. O might be the worst adjectives. What's the best L adjective? Long?

Lethargic? Long. All right, Jerry. You're up, brother. Brandon's up. Okay, Brandon's up. I'm next. What the fuck?

I'm an idiot. What was your final score? Is it because I died? I forgot. You're the sixth man right now. What other movies had ghosts in it? Other than ghosts. Ghost.

Asper. What non-horror movie had a ghost in it? Shut up. Ah, it's churning up. Classic big cat. Damn. Name something that people put behind their ears. What? What?

This is a tough one. What? Time started, Brandon, if you want to answer. Their hair? Yeah, yeah. Liquor? Their drink? What the fuck? When they do that thing with the

red oil? What? What the fuck are you talking about? You really don't know what number one answer is? You talked a lot of shit. No, I don't. What do people put behind their ears?

Just answer it, Brandon. He's looking at his ears. Are you trying to test? He's like, what do I have behind here? Are you saying what would fit? What do you put behind your ears?

Lasses? Do you put those on put behind your ears? Lasses? Do you put those on top of your ears? I'm sure that's one of them. You put those on top of your ears. There it is. Seven seconds. Do you know what behind means? Gum.

Pencil. Gum. Oh, you put a pencil on your ear. Okay, yeah. Is that behind, though? Is that the pencil? You put it on top of your ear. Gum's not on there. It's on. It's on is the preposition. You put it behind? Gum on your ear. Okay, yeah. Is that behind, though? Is that the pencil? Put it on top of your ear. It's on.

It's on is the preposition. You put it behind? Gum behind their ear. Behind is, yeah, that's not where your earrings are in. You guys don't, you guys don't. What happened to this game?

I think someone, I think they sold it for a lot of money after we popularized it. Name a type of band. Some idiot. It's definitely being written in like a click form

in a different country. Yeah. Rubber. What? What happened? What the fuck was that? Heavy metal. That should be one.

That's going to be already answered oh he has two strikes strikes two right that's not right oh you have two strikes i mean i guess yeah who are we to say rubber was both right and wrong i'm telling you when we were playing it they got a lot of traffic they couldn't handle it they hired someone i think hired someone. Marching. There you go. Good answer. AI. Hired some idiot. It's like using Google searches. That should have been right. That should have been there. Yes. School. And your little blonde boys. Country. Mariachi. Mariachi is there. Marching's

not. Wedding. Wedding band. What happened? I don't like this. This game. I'm happy we revisited it. Now we know. Because like what if we had done this in front of someone? Yeah. It would have been embarrassing.

We are. I mean, are we not? That's true. We are. Someone who's a genius. A genius. That's a good point. Genie.

That might be it for real. There's a second person. That might be it. That might really be it. John Cena? Others? Others? Who else? A wizard?

Oh, Brandon. A wizard? It's a Wizard of Oz, didn't he? I think some do. It wasn't actually a wizard. A fairy godmother, maybe? Fairy godmother. A fairy. This is not. You're in trouble, Brandon. Fairy Godmother, maybe? Fairy Godmother. Fairy.

This is not. You're in trouble, Brandon. Yeah. The other guy's doing bad, too. You're going to pull this off. No, I'm good. What was the... I'm saying Jess.

What's your score? Thank you. Maybe. Four something. 50. 494. Name someone who grants wishes. I'm going to take a piss.

Jesus, yes. Jesus. God. God yes. Jesus. God. God ain't Jesus. I'm going to win even though I – Orchard Teller, Tooth Fairy. How does a Tooth Fairy grant wishes? Also, Fairy should have covered Fairy Godmother.

Yeah. Fuck this game, dude. And I'm in L.A. That's where I feel like. Just smoking weed by the pool. Oh, yes, dude. Oh, dude. And I'm in L.A. That's where I feel like. Just smoking weed by the pool. Oh, yes, dude. Oh, yes, bro. Sitting out there.

Roan gives me some weed. Name a non-living thing that has an eye. You're craving weed. Oh, man. Needle. All right. You're a dope fiend. All you're thinking about is drugs.

Needle. Some biblical shit. Needle. Name someplace you might hear an echo. Hurry. Hurry. Come on, dog.le. Some biblical shit. Needle. Name someplace you might hear an echo. Hurry. Hurry. Come on, dog. Canyon. Canyon. Nah. That's not right either. Lionel.

Name a complaint that a policeman's wife might have about her husband's work. It's dangerous. Dangerous. Good answer. Very good answer. He's killing people. Name something you've accidentally run over with your lawnmower. A hose. We've all been there. Three of them. It sucks. Name something babies've accidentally run over with your lawnmower. A hose. We've all been there. Three of them. It sucks.

Name something babies love to throw. A tantrum. Great answer. Good one. Yeah, you're good. All right. Here we go. Needle.

That's going to be 35. Yes. Canyon's probably wrong. That's good, too. Many. I'm destroying. I'm destroying. I meant hose with an E-S. Yeah.

All right. Tantrum should have been bigger, but that's okay. I definitely won. Yeah, because I won fast money. All right. So. If neither of them crack four digits, only two people have, you want to just send them to the championship or no?

Yes. Yeah. Rock, paper, scissors will be quick. True. Single game. It could be all the Fast Money winners just go to. No, I don't. I won. You won?

I won Fast Money. Hit this last one. Just set it right up. Set it up. Set it up. All right. All right. I don't. I won. You won? I won fast money. Hit this last one. Set it right up. Set it up. Set it up. All right. Go. All right.

I'll go. And it's freaking. He's been freaking. Not freaking. I haven't said anything. He's been freaking for the last 25 minutes. I do have a show in this room in 26 minutes. You're freaking.

We have a show. Although, if we just get to 12, why don't we just overlap them? We're on swing. We could. No, we're fine. Somebody can stop us. Gary just overlap them? We're on something. We could. No, we're fine. Somebody can stop us. Jerry's going to go. Then Steven's going to go.

Then we're going to play Rocks, Papers, Scissors, and Shoot. Then we're going to end with Yak Jeopardy. Steven's first. No, Jerry's first. Jerry's first. I'll go first. Okay. Come on, Jerry.

Come on, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. Name a sport that doesn't require a lot of equipment. Golf. Golf. Football. What?

He got lucky. Two of the most. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Baseball Good one Come on Jerry The whole left side Volleyball

Yeah You need a big ass nip What other sports His name is sport First guess was golf. All that jelly, no toast. Swimming, basketball. You need a bag for the balls.

Who could forget? Unlike golf. Unlike golf. Jerry only has a driver and a putter. That's it. Hey, round two. Name something a cat might have a nightmare about. Mice.

This is a weird one. What? Large mice. Dogs. Ooh, good answer, good answer, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Catnip.

Yeah. They love that. Like a monsoon. What if they get addicted? What about just like regular things that we'd have nightmares of? Wait a minute. How did that? Catnip is fine.

Fighting their catnip. Fighting their demons. That's exactly what he said. Milk. Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh, milk, milk. Oh, not milk again.

Just put up the opposite of what you said. Water. What the fuck? He's scared of a lack of milk. Water was your best answer by far. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Water. Their owners. That answer by far. Some say water. That's the thing they're afraid of. Fuck it.

This last one. I mean, that was a good ass round. One life left. Jesus Christ. One life left. Two lives left. It's getting really introspective. Did a cat write that? We're just dealing with two lives left. It's getting really introspective. Did a cat write that?

I think a cat did. We're just dealing with fake old wives tales. That's not real. If I said milk and then no milk was a good idea. Something people smell before they buy it. Fruit. Fruit. Fruit.

Good answer. Good answer. Very good answer. Oh, that is a good answer. I've never done that. Smell. Very good answer. I've never done that. Smell. Not whispering pussy. No.

Food. You like sniffing bananas? Yeah, this smells like a banana. Smell. Citrus. You give a little whiff. No. I just never have done that.

Money. No, we're going to argue about this for a while. No. Fuck. What? I don't know. I just never have done that. What? Money. Money. No, no, no. We're going to argue about this for a while. Yeah, okay. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing.

That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. I love how money smells, though. I don't fucking know. House. You're not going to buy a stinky house. That's actually a good answer.

It smells like old person moth balls. Flowers? Well, like milk. Cologne? Food? Meat? Candles? Fish? Smells like old person mothballs. Flowers? Smells like milk. Cologne? Food, meat. Candles, fish. Milk's not on. Cologne, you're a cologne guy, dude.

Yeah, I should have known that. Going in blind is cool, too, though. All right, Che, you're up. $3.55 for Jer. More than double my points, Jerry. Don't feel bad. That's facts. $355 or I need to get $1,000 plus?

Huh? Beat $355. Beat $355 and that enters you into rock, paper, scissors against Brandon. Okay. Big cat. Happy haircut, Che. Happy haircut. You wore a hat yesterday.

He's really feeling it today looks good this is your first family feud as full time content are you going to spice it up I'm not very good at this so let's see I feel better when I just have

one question and time to answer it a bunch of them oh Anastasia throws me off Anastasia name a place you go where you turn off your cell phone airplane Anastasia. Throws me off. Anastasia. Name a place you go where you turn off your cell phone.

Airplane. What? I should have meant that. Turn on a mode, baby. Rich people answer. Oh, that's a... Jesus. Work? That's not right, but...

That's right. That's not right. That's right. That's not right. Funeral? Yes. Good answer. Answer one. Shit. What an embarrassing choice.

Home? No. No. Or yes. No. No. No. No.

I want my phone home. The hospital? Movie is a good answer. I should have gotten that one. You silence it. An. No. No. I want my phone home. The hospital? Movie is a good answer. I should have gotten that one. You silence it. Anastasia. How is Airplane not? As bright as she is beautiful.

Name something you'd find on someone's neck. A necklace. Pearl? Adam's apple? You dog. No,ven j was thinking about it yeah he fucking shower right example the drain is the neck all right i guess no uh fuck no apostrophe uh adam apple no no it's okay shit this is hard to watch scarf

good answer great answer shirt yeah turtleneck damn sweater what like an ascot what Steven don't rule out another second neck Damn. Sweater. What?

Like an ascot? What? Steven. Don't rule out another second neck. Tattoo. Mmm. Goiter. You didn't say goiter.

Hickey. Oh. Or a hickey. What? That was Ty, not there. Hickey's one. What was your score, Jerry? His neck, blood.

Three, five. Oh, you were higher than that. Were you not? I score, Jerry? What was Jerry's score? I don't remember. Three. Three fifty-five. Three something? I think he was right. I think I was right. Three fifty-five, I think.

You don't forget your own score. I forgot mine. Three fifty-five? House. Get out of my house. Get out of my house. Car. Get out of my car.

Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Get out of my car. Whoa. Who's in your car? My mock draft. Head. Head. Get out of my head. Who would you tell that to?

What? Maybe something you might tell someone that starts to get out of my face. Yes. Yeah. Good answer, Steven. We got Brandon cheating on us. Brandon literally can't help himself when it comes to trivia. We were all thinking it, dude.

You just get out of my face. He didn't look at me. He didn't see me point at my face. You fucked over Jerry. He did fuck over Jerry. What did Jerry ever do to you? You fucked Jerry. You told Jerry an answer, too.

Get out of my. I'll give you one, Steven. You want a free one? No, don't give it to him. No, no, no. I'll give it to you for free. Stephen, you might have... I want to know what Jerry's thinking.

I know. I have one, too. Mind. You already said head. I have one you might have heard. Life. Country. Life.

Life. Yeah, I don't know why Brandon didn't say country. Way. It was a bad showing. Get out of my country. I'm not even going to Fast Money Nope Jerry advances

Alright here we go Alright so Jerry and I For Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot Yep And then who else? Me and Ro Brandon and Ro Alright so best of seven

Alright whatever Where do you want us to stand? Both of you on the black thing on the ground Okay Both have to be on it. Head to head. Alright, here they go. Both of you

need to be on there. Oh, this is nice. I like it. I might need to go get a mint. No. Exhale. Exhale. Didn't catch a whiff. You want to go get barbecue? I want barbecue

2-1 2-2 2-2 Kinda Oh 3-2 hold on 3-2 You guys wanna get Blue Hill?

Yeah I want barbecue today Jerry wins Jerry advances Jerry's in the finals 4-2 Jerry advances Jerry's in the finals The fucking run continues.

Holy shit. Unbelievable. Wow, Jerry. I really hope Brandon isn't the one that gets out on the wheel because he's such a bitch. Hey, Brandon, you've got to get on that thing. What's the score? What's the score?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What's the score? 2-2. Beautifully tall, man. Shit. Jerry. All right. I hope no one helps Jerry in the Yak Jeopardy.

What are we doing Yak Jeopardy for? Okay, okay. I think Brandon may get immunity here. Oh, let's see how it plays out. No one helped Jerry. Oh, all right. God damn it. No one helped Jerry. Jerry can choose one of us.

Oh, no one helped... Yeah. For all of us. Everybody, all of us can answer once for Jerry. Twice. Okay, yeah, yeah. No one helped Jerry. Once. He of us can answer once for Jerry. Twice. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I want to help Jerry.

He gets, he gets seven lifelines. You have 14 lifelines. Can't point at us like we know it. Yeah. Okay. You can just point at us and we'll tell you 14 times. We need to, we need to stay.

Brandon goes first. Great. No, no. So it's, it's jeopardy. So I think the way we have to do this, because buzzers is basically impossible, I think it should just be you get to keep going until you lose a question.

You're going to let Jerry go first? No, no, no, you go first. You go first. So you get to keep going until you lose a question, and there's no, like, if you get a question wrong, the other person can't answer it. Okay, all right, let's go. Simple? Yeah.

I've never played Jeopardy. You got 14 lifelines. 14 lifelines, good.elines. That's good. This is thrilling. Is it like one question each? Oh, boy. Jay has his own category. Jay Association Podcast.

This is a word association. I'm going to go word association for 100. Whoa. Yeah. It's insane. We need to have a timer. Come on, man. Remember, don't say it if you get it wrong.

Tommy Walker Day? No. Clowns? Oh, this is embarrassing. Jerry? No, Jerry can't steal. We're not doing steals. We're not doing steals?

Okay, well, that was my answer. Now it's Jerry's turn. Okay. He got something wrong. We'll have to get rid of this one. What is this one? What was the answer? Chick. Chick.

A slur. Oh, motherfucker. One of our favorite slurs. All right. Jerry, pick a category. Athletes for 100. Love it. Oh, very nice. Jerry knows athletes.

Oh, that one's easy. KB. Yes, sir. There's a lifeline. Let's go, Jerry. Lifeline. Wow. There we go.

And state. Ah, very nice. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. That's a good one. Next one. For me? Yeah, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. That's a good one. Next one. For me? Yeah, Jerry. Athletes for 300.

Oh, skip two. Oh, you can use 14 lifelines. Need help. Yep. Yep. KB, help me on this one. Gotcha. It's Pokey Reese.

Pokey Reese. Thanks, KB. KB. Here we go. The Wrestling Boys. This game makes me feel better about myself than few. All right, go ahead, Jay. Athletes for 500. Whoa.

Oh, shit, Brandon. This boy likes odd numbers. All done. Athletes for 500 Brandon Boy likes odd numbers Can't use KB again He can He has 14 He gets two of each Oh Dan Rui Hachimura

Very nice. Very nice. Good job, Jerry. Crushing. You're crushing. You're creaming him. I was going to get immunity from a fucking swirly. You're creaming him.

Athletes for 200. The booth is, too. Zahn and TJ deserve it so much more. Athletes for 200 is what he said, yeah. Oh. Oh. Yep. KB, if I use KB, he's done. No, you can use...

There's five of us. You can each everyone three times. I think it should be two. I like two. So if you use KB, he's done. That's Joey the cat. Joey the cat. Joey the cat. Wait, so you get Steven and TJ too twice.

There's 14 total. Brandon. Athletes for 400. It's Chick. Yeah. The slur guy. Daily wheel. How does he do this?

Right? What does daily wheel mean? Oh, he's just telling us to do a wheel? No, he made one Oh no Rude Wait, what? I'm so sorry

Oh no Alright, wheel it, this is awesome Wait, can he phone a friend? If it's slap wheel, they slap each other. Oh, trust us. Oh, you're lucky. Dang. Wow.

Hey, hot Jerry. Oh, my God. Hey, hot Jerry. Incredible. Holy fuck, that was awesome. I wanted to see him crudest. I wanted to see him crudest. It's a great addition to Jeopardy.

Jerry should get like a thousand points for that. Somebody check if he's dry, and then we'll give him the point. He's going to. Okay. All right, check if he's dry. Check if he's dry. Feel him. I don't want to feel him. He's dry. He is. He's dry Somebody check if he's dry, and then we'll give him the points. He's going to. Okay. All right. Check if he's dry. Check if he's dry. Feel him. I don't want to feel him.

He's dry. He is. He's dry. Yeah. He's dry. He's dry. Give him the points. What the fuck?

He gets the points. All right. Go ahead, Jerry. Stephen Shea for 100. Ooh. And you can use Stephen Shea twice on this. I love this. This is great.

Steven, you know this? This has two names. Yeah. There legitimately could be two. There are two answers. They're probably going with the funny one. Yeah. Steven, you can answer this one.

Okay. Surf and Turf. Yeah. Surf and Turf. Greatest name ever. Oh, man. Gary, this is a miracle run. Crazy.

Stephen Shea for 500. Oh. Holy shit. Stephen Shea is a nice small town. I know it's Cranford, but small town, man. You can ask Stephen Shea one more time. Stephen, you have one more Stephen Shea lifeline. Steve, you have one more, Steve. No town mayor. You can ask Stephen Jay one more time. You have one more Stephen Jay lifeline. Steve, you have one more, Steve.

No teenagers allowed. I love it. Stephen's done, right? What a great poll. I have one left. I don't even remember that one. AB's done and Stephen's done. Episodes and podcasts for 100.

That was incredible. It would be the one they just did. This is before the case race. Oh, OK. I don't even know. Tommy Walker. Dang. Good answer.

Good answer. Good answer. Yes. Jerry, you're killing this guy. Don't have a chance. Episodes and podcasts for $200. Oh, yeah. That's a tough one.

This is a deep cut. I got you, Jerry, if you need it. This is strictly the yak. Yes. And just the episodes? Yes. I also have you. I got you if you need it.

Newspaper week. Newspaper week. Newspaper week. Newspaper week. Newspaper week. When we laughed at COVID. That's when we learned that it was called COVID. We were like, this is a joke. It assigned us all different plagues to memorize. Yeah.

I forgot about that. Episodes and podcasts for $300. Whoa. On the history charts. Oh, so he's going to miss, and I'm going to... I don't think I know. TJ, do you know? It's Yak-related.

Oh, TJ, you have two up for TJ. He has the answers. But you could ask TJ twice. He has the answers. Right, but you could ask TJ twice. TJ. The Sit Down you could ask TJ twice. TJ. The Sit Down a Mafia History Podcast. Oh!

Good job, TJ. I can't believe you got the first question wrong. What's that got to do with us? I like it. 500. To be honest, I don't believe it's a podcast 10x. Oh. I would.

Wait. I remember this, but I don't. How about I don't? Say it. I don't remember. I don't. I remember the topic, though. To be honest.

Can we talk it through? Or. Podcast 10x. Is this the end? 10x. I mean, you have one more with TJ. Just the X? 10X. I mean, you have one more with TJ. That better not be our description. No, because we're not.

Out and about? Is that your guess? Three. Is it out and about? What's the reveal? Ah. Our dones. I knew it was something Grant Cardone. All right, Brandon's got the? Ardones. I knew it was something Grant Cardone.

Brandon's got the ball back. How many points are on the board? Three for 500. I think he needs to sweep. Wait, wait, wait. No, I remember this. You can't help him. He doesn't have any lifelines.

You can't help him. No, you can't help him. No, I'm trying to think who remember this. You can't help him. He doesn't have any lifelines. You can't help him. No, you can't help him. No, I'm trying to think who it was. I remember the topic. You can't help him. You said it, though. I don't know. Yeah.

You said it. Probably. You can't help him. I think it was a name. I don't know what it is. It was a person's name, I think. I don't know what it is. Oh.

Yeah. I remember it. I don't know what it is. It's Doug, I think. Right? Doug. Doug? Doug. Or no. Oh. Yeah. I remember it. I don't know what it is. It's Doug, I think. Right? Doug? Doug? Or no.

Oh. All right. Jerry's got it back. It's Doug. Episode and podcast for 400. Oh. This is hard. How would we know?

I don't know this one. Yeah, and this is going to be tough. You can ask TJ. You got one more with him. It's good to keep you alive if you go to TJ. It would be the episode. I'll take a title or a date. What?

It would be the one where. No, but it was. It was. When we were on Zoom up there. When they were all gone. It had to have been Zoom. Five. Four. Three. Whatever, three, two, one. Whatever that random guy that was here.

He comes in sometimes. I don't even know. I'm curious. Frank the Tanko. Owen, you look perplexed in the thumbnail. How did that not drive more views? It was clickbait. All right, Brandon, go.

We're running out of time. Kiss yourself, Brandon. Word association for 500. You just got to get hot. I know, but I can't get anything here. Oh, that's that scorpion, though. What were you going to say? That doesn't have to be your final answer.

I thought it was that dude that... Posner? Yeah, I thought it was Posner, but that was a snake. Go with it. Go with it. I don't Posner, but I don't know what... Oh! Let's go! Let's go! Keep pushing. It was a snake. It was a snake. We're in association 400. So we should actually not count those points for Brandon. Mountain Dew,

Meth, Universal Health, Mississippi. I don for Brandon. Mountain Dew, Meth, Universal Health, Mississippi. I don't know. Mountain Dew, Meth. Honey. What are they? Come on. I got it. Yeah.

Two. West Virginia? It's got to be Lips in the Sticks. Lips in the Sticks. All right. Go Stephen Chay 400 real quick. Stephen Chay 400. God damn.

I forgot about that, too. Who has this? Who has this? One of you has this. I think I have it. I have it. And you're done. I think I have it.

Come on, boys. Dan. Be Home in Five? Oh, is that that? Yes. That was something he meant to say to his wife. It wasn't Hey, Buddy? It was something he meant to say to his wife. It wasn't, hey, buddy? It was something he meant to say to his wife.

Yeah, it was that. Be home in five. Is there a seven? Three. Oh. You got to get this question right. I don't know if you have enough points. Stephen Shea, 300.

Stephen Shea was doing. Oh. You were part of it. No, I was a part of it. Yes. Oh, man. I actually don't remember this either. It was a fast USC guy, right?

No, it was. God damn it. Loser. Oh. Loser. That was. Hey, Jerry won. Congratulations, Jerry.

We should finish. Yeah, but I think they got to go. They got to start. Rip through them. One second. Rip through them. We should finish. Yeah, but I think they got to go. They got to start. Rip through them. One more time. Rip through them. Rip through them. One more time.

We're far away to get a speeding ticket. Shitting your pants. Shitting your pants. Next. Cheers. Wheels. Wheels. These things got wheels?

That was Sass' first few shows. Reason. Reason. Yeah, good answer. Thanks to Stolen Choco. Forever. Reason. Yeah, good answer. Thanks to Stolen Chocolate. Forever. Forever. That one's easy.

Pre-Smile Baseball. Oblin Journal. Yes. Melties. Yeah, Melties. Cocaine. Cocaine Cocaine Very nice boys Ah

Shit Alright Jerry Congratulations TJ and Jerry All have immunity For one time In the wheel Have a great weekend

You have to go to Six Flags though Have a great weekend It's the act. It's your straws, yeah. Style the tape for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. That's time to talk, shop, and do. Yankees love.

It's the act. It's the act. Have a good Cinco de Mayo weekend, everybody.