The Yak - We Dive Deep Into the Lore of White Sox Dave | The Yak 6-25-25

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

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mention their swim trunks, tees, shorts we love it all use code YAK for 20% off your first purchase that's 20% off all shorts,-zips and more use code yak and head over to our HOB a CK calm your mic's not plugged in in the slightest bit the dangling piece dangling piece goes into the back of the mic? No, yes, there you go This is a sabotage somebody sabotaged you who did that to him. I'm sorry. I just wanted to hear what you had to say I was gonna add a tagline I was gonna say Ro back stop asking. What should I wear babe?

And start asking where the fuck is my row back bitch That's a pretty good tag. That's real good. That's pretty good. Yeah a little interrupted Who would do that though? That's a somebody has it out for Kyle. That's a coordinated attack. Have you had any enemies here? Enemies at the Chicago office or no like at bar so if you've read a bar still beef or a Twitter spat Ebony right no not within no okay no I had a weird one ten years ago on Twitter one yeah, you have one with Deke sucker Deke Sutton yeah, you and Deke sucker cut into Yeah, I was I was off the bottle and told him like to fuck himself, dude I oh PFT found out that was

You were off the bottle till deep the file was wasted wait what I ever cove it you called him a gigantic fucking loser I remember it pretty specifically. Yeah, I don't think that I Think you do what do you say to you drunk thoughts or so? What's he talking about me? I was trying to enter the I'd like this wave of like I got to start expressing my opinion seriously I'm more than just a character who jokes Respect I deserve I Almost came out of random dude Who was going at Dana beers last week? He was like Dana beers as soon as he gets to Chicago turns into a slob. I'm like yep

That's he's always been that it was insane. Just a point were they trying to get oh yeah, I'm gonna delete that So I was right that's exactly what you said oh it was the burner list Yes, I way it kind of was like suspicious to like a my own it You know like but the thing is you never go at people so you know it's serious when you do it But it's not like I feel so much more Negativity toward other people I Think I got into one with chief two years ago. No I think I'm chief went back and forth on Twitter. I think before I met him. This is crazy

Really? Yeah, was it like over? I don't even remember what it was but it's like it's still hung on me because like When I moved here, I was like fuck is this dude gonna hate me, but I doubt he remembers But it's been weighing on it's mentioned Yeah, I think chief and I went back and forth on Twitter once and that was the only person. We got it. What was it? I don't really remember. But two years ago isn't that long ago. We were in Chicago. Three years ago. Three years ago. Clubhouse. Yes. Wait, what did I say keep it down to? Oh. Oh.

Oh. Looks like a dozen spat. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, then he defended him. Yeah, okay. I remember. Okay. Do you remember remember the big Jerry Chief spat yeah, that's what I was gonna bring up. That was big. I was pissed at that Oh, French word you hillbilly Yeah, there was a clip of white-talks. Yeah getting big mad and the New York game Oh, I didn't remember that you're like he told Jerry about that. I called him a lap dog. Yeah damn I don't chief an apology. I was I was About that call him a lap dog. Yeah, damn. I don't chief an apology. I was I was He went at you you were rightfully pissed. Yeah, he went at you he went at chief I don't I don't know that he went at me. He went at chief, and I did not like it

But I also I didn't I don't know if I had ever met. I remember that very clearly it was the stupidest argument ever Dumbest they all are right word they all are yeah They were it was Papa shot and chief like the office. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's like Oh, I just I just had a score and chief was like made a joke He's like you sure you want to talk about Papa shot today like knowing he set the record that day And then it set Jerry off and then it you know then there was a counter-attack There I didn't know that was over the dozen that's actually weighed on me, and I was too ashamed to like look back Have you had there's no way you have I?

Don't think I've got into with anyone to be honest no not public not publicly sure I've gotten to Disagreements and whatnot with people but not publicly It's an easy role to play Yeah, but Twitter's like when when you're typing that out, in the moment you feel that it's a bad idea. Yeah. Right? I've given up Twitter to the point where it feels super unnatural to even think of

expressing anything to thousands of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like nothing seems worth it. Yeah. On Twitter. No, it's wrong. That's what I feel. And then it lives there and it's embarrassing. Yes. Nothing ever seems worth it to me on Twitter.

No. Diney's gonna come on. Oh, fuck yeah. Shout out to Don. One, two, three, four. Is Plankton here today? Brandon's not. Yeah.

Brandon was on mostly today, but he left to go to the airport very early because he doesn't have a real ID correct TJ I Believe so and he might have to drive to Boston if they don't let him fly And he's willing to do all of that planning in the event. He's nothing will stop him from getting screwed out of a championship Exhausted he doesn't have a passport now He's only 47 he has time to travel did you ever get one a real ID yes, but a passport we Know About are you in a my own out on I?

Just I'm not saying you are I just remember there was a point where you guys had a passport Discussion and you were like I don't want one I Where you guys had a passport discussion, and you were like I don't want one I Do want one yeah, I have plenty of time. I have plenty of time to go to Europe In Mexico and Windsor in Windsor, Ontario. Mm-hmm. What do you think about that Donnie? Well, that's why I like I didn't put KB on my list of top 10 bars to employees I'd like to go abroad with and everybody was like trouble in paradise He didn't name the rediscovering America boys, and I was like well no offense taken I'd be a nightmare to and I was like KB literally can't go abroad

And then some people were like I think it's because on like the rediscovering America trip KB used to always get way too drunk I was like what where are these rumors coming? It is funny What people formulate there? Yeah, I was like because he doesn't have a? It is funny what people formulate there? Yeah, I was like because he doesn't have a passport. We sorry what Nick is terrified of Lying although. He's getting a lot better getting a lot better. Who is your beef? Haddy? Rene Gidani, I don't think I've had one I Think you have oh I'm trying to be on Twitter. Oh wait. It has to be with a bar so yeah, I had serious beef review for a little bit

Why you got the honor you knew this because you did a Chinese food draft. Oh, yeah Yeah To be on the Chinese food draft, and I did win yeah now red ed has been under fire on Twitter a lot It wasn't Stephen Che on that one too for some reason yeah, there was zero reason for that Steve was available at that Yeah, I don't know why that happened. That's a slap in the face. I really I think I apologize I think you did sorry doesn't know Nick won the Chinese food draft the boys forgot about soups and last minute I swooped in last soup is made the top four. I took soup in the last round just straight-up soup I think it was egg. I took wonton soup

Yeah, sweet and sour. I think a little bit better than wonton soup. Thanks. I will never know your take Sorry, you're gonna have to do part two. Yeah, should we do 2.0? I'd be game. Yeah, maybe just like an Asian food draft in general So you can choose like one dish from a Thai restaurant Oh one dish from a Chinese restaurant one dish from a Japanese restaurant That would be good. Yeah, meet the perfect meal. Yeah, those do blend well I feel like if you're one if you want a variety you go Asian if you want just one ethnicities cuisine you go Mexican But you got to be hungry. you got to be really hungry for Mexican

Mexican is a perfect like just grab it quick and get some food in your meal Yeah, it's a one appetizer one chicken entree one miscellaneous entree one side one experience I Couldn't tell you who the fuck is who I couldn't either Nick do you remember yours at all? I'm five Couldn't tell you who the fuck is who I couldn't either Nick. Do you remember yours at all? I'm five You're oh, yeah looking at it. I should not have won in the slightest bit. No you should win for sure You're the only one who had crab rangoons. Oh, you're right. Okay, but egg rolls Mongolian beef white rice White rice really slipped Do they actually do rangoons in in China or is that an American Chinese thing? They don't do them in China No, I kind of figured that yeah

I think it was invented at a trader Vicks in San Francisco back in the yeah 1950s the trader Vicks eventually become Trader Joe's no. Oh, that's just a different thing. Yeah, that was father Yeah, and someone reached out to me on he sent me a DM and he was like my great-grandfather Founded Trader Vicks so like he technically invented the crab Rangoon. Mmm. You ever want to come by our spot you got to yeah I'd love to did you know Stefan got that tattoo to get goons for life. Yeah, I'm very upset I didn't get it I even talked to Nick and Nick said he was gonna get it even though he's gluten-free and like can't eat Rangoon He was just gonna get it for the story. Yeah, and just take people for Rangoon oh yeah yeah I'd be the plug

Trader Vic's in Beverly Hills Donnie I can we talk about I don't mean may have remember when we went to that Chinese spot in New York and it said wanton Don's Rangoon's on the menu and the guy saw you and he's like, oh fuck. You had no idea, he took your name. Yeah, no he did. I think I knew he was planning on doing that. It was a random, it was a kid I met, a Canadian Chinese dude that I met in Shanghai.

And then his dad, randomly, so, and then his dad owned a chain of restaurants in China and they were gonna expand and open their first in New York And then he put his son in charge of like managing it and he was like hey I want to feature wanton dawns crab rangoons. I was like this is incredible I'll promote the hell out of it We were even talking about working out some sort of profit chair And then he puts it on the menu invites me in to come try them and they were some of the worst rangoons

They were oh, yeah, they were some of the worst Rangoon they were Like candy Sweet it tastes like bad candy. How do you fuck up a Rangoon though? It's like a little it wasn't even like right I think it was like mozzarella cheese is monster. That's what I was a candy. It was cheese. It was bad cheese It was like a mozzarella not or something I don't know in the wanton wrapper, and it just had my name on it and marinara Weird dipping sauce You were you were so conflicted because you didn't know how to tell this guy

I know cuz I was so proud got to take my name off. I was telling all my boys. I was like yo Yeah, you had like a back room, and we ordered like rounds for everybody Yeah, I was like these so they were bad bad rangoons But the place was awesome places made it in their basement was the size of like a like a really big basement Yeah, I remember I stayed and danced after you guys left once with just alone They're playing like afro house and I danced alone. Yeah, go I did I think I went back a week later And I danced alone. Yeah, go I did. I think I went back a week later

Worked up the courage by getting very drunk and walked up to him. I was like hey, man, but could you just Take my name off the menu No, I was just like they're good. I just don't want them. They're just like not Hey man, this is not my formula There we go you know that was done Plankton yeah, it was for sure yeah, I can Underrated animated of Illinois's do you guys have a menu item? And you seem like a guy who'd have a sandwich somewhere What would be your dream menu item to be named after ed be honest you could say anything remember when barstool bites had a bunch of

Tweet Eddie's egg rolls. I still tweet about Dana Dana B's Buffalo chicken dip because it was the most disgusting Every time I'm with him like I'm not every time once in a while I'll tweet out the picture again and be like this fucking Buffalo chicken is a Atrocity you should pull it up. It's that every once in a while I get a hankering for Nate's old bay chips My god what I do for another Fran frickel That's something chief was He was like bummed about because they gave us all buckets I think it was I had it was like Eddie's bang bang bucket of wings and I think Dave had like

popcorn chicken or something yeah, and he gave chief popcorn And he was like this doesn't exist anymore, right? Actually look good though of course What is part in my big at the same time people like people want to eat like us and people want to like clean our bodies like us I got a foot. I was in a convenience store yesterday, and I saw the old Barstool revitalize. Oh, yeah around we did Commercial yeah, we took us that was like a 12 hours the whole day. We got like craft service

That was a good product. I was like that was a damn good product. Oh Here's Buffalo chicken Yeah, I had a French onion dip. Yes, so Nate's three stacks of high society Which is a poker term so they decided to cut the word chips out of it because for some reason Saturdays are for the dip! Oh my god. Clever. Did you go to the commercial shoot that they did? They did like a cook-off commercial shoot at Ruckers.

I flew out for that. It never aired. They scrapped it. Barstow Bites was supposed to be a reality show for me this summer. They sell like a traveling food truck with all of them in it. TJ, I'm sending you the picture now. I don't bring like, Flu-In or something? Or, I don't know. I flew in.

Oh yeah, you had to fly. Yeah, it was like someone on sales. I'm not going to out him. But he was like, we really need you here for this one. And I'm like, all right. Sure. Was it Anderson? No.

It's some, I think the person's no longer here. Yeah. Lost Dreams. Oh my god. It was a good idea in theory It's just like it's it's tough to maintain quality control And you've got like 20 different types of food and it was all ghost kitchen So I remember they're like order everything on the menu We need to like stress them out and like see how it comes out so it came with the old Chicago office one day And it was like we just looked at each other like what do we say?

This is not even bad. It was like on edible Some of the shittiest food like I wouldn't feed that shit. I just sent you the buffalo chicken That was right after he was coming off the high Where's the golden cheese and stuff? I think I got diagnosed ready hove it cuz I didn't have the nerve to tell my doctor at a belly full of keeg sweet bites Key sweet bites were good That's disgusting. That's not dip in real time. I'm like Dana. This is your names on you signed off on exactly

I don't like that Did we actually sign off did you guys get to choose your menu item? I don't think we saw no no no we're signed That's why chief was genuinely sad about the popcorn bucket I mean, it was probably the best one by far on a bucket of popcorn Chiefs popcorn bowl who's tricking on chiefs? Why'd you look at that is like that's how you were ranked in the company how big how popular your item was on Barstool Bites no I wasn't even that because I don't even think it went live really it was just People order them yeah, you could for a minute definitely good for a minute

Ghost kitchens was like the thing at that time like mr. Beast to just come out with mr. Beast burger I think he's closed, and I think we had the same guy who was the brains behind Beast burger That's what it was right far stool bites. Yes. I think you're right. That sounds right. Yeah, I remember chief going home early that day He was like pissed He's like I just wouldn't pick this if I had a choice That what I'm worth to this company. It's kind of a hothead you guys notice him shove Rico Bosco in the basketball. Oh No It's it's like on the video

He actually he there they went up for a rebound and they called a foul Or Rico is asking them to call a foul like bitching that they didn't call foul and chief legit shoved him and said shut the fuck Up Rico and like threw the ball. It was kind of hothead move move damn that seems like it. Yeah, he's competitive mm-hmm He's still mad about that popcorn. It's that's got to what it was It all came to a head you got popcorn chicken. I think so yeah, I'm like that yeah Which is kind of impossible to fuck up yet. They still fucked up Impossible to fuck up yet. They still fucked up What you guys also did I mean the bar so graveyard you guys also did like a big wood commercial too, right?

Yeah, but it does wood still exist. I think it no I was gonna bring that up next I wasn't sure if it No, I don't I don't think careful talking about things No, they still we got a email about yeah saying like yes. Yeah, I think we're pretty safe. Yes, okay, so But I remember the commercial yeah, no yeah, we were in a it tasted better than barstool bites. Yeah, it wasn't bad tasting Yeah In the revital a commercial like someone got married to a bottle of revitalite I think you guys in that we were yeah We it was the three of us it was PFT Yes, us three and PFT and I think it was like a bachelor party and the revitalize bottle came in as the stripper

And I think like it was alive that we were the ball. It was implied that we gang banged the bottle. Yeah to See if you can find that commercial. I mean it came out pretty well I had to do dozens of takes sodomizing the... Yeah, I remember Corey Rutledge was like, spit on your fingers for this today. Yeah. I'm sure you could find that on Twitter. That would be a funny watch. I had to get in a suit in a hot tub.

Oh, here it is. Oh, is this the full version? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is the full version yeah, oh yeah This took a long time Yeah, Kyle that you were wet all day Yeah, fuck the bottle oh yeah And that was a paid actor in there right that was somebody we didn't even know and that was just one ad I think there was made a series of three because and and like I think later on PFT marries the bottle

Yeah, you're right. It's a happy ending What do you think it's the next big barstool product coming down the pipeline I? Think we've chilled on that type of stuff product coming down the pipeline? I think we've chilled on that type of stuff. Yeah, there was a slap in our name. A span when we were just commercial actors. Everyday was a commercial. Yeah, you're right.

Your Takis commercial was my all time favorite, Kyle. My proudest, Jim. They didn't give you a script. They were just like, we need to get on this boogie board and be funny. Yeah, there was a few I had to improvise. Did they yell at you? I had to appropriately market the product will be really silly

Every day it was just a different commercial I remember the super bowl commercials they sent us out on the street to like rub wood all over our body In the middle of the yeah, yeah, was it LA we had to do like 10. Yeah If you guys could see the ghost of someone's past walk into here for just a day who would it be I? Have my answer give me give me an example So like someone from like like that worked here that doesn't work here anymore Like I would love to see the cowboy walk in here for a day. Oh my god. You're an edge in blackjack fletching here That'd be

My seat when I first started was him Who was who was the other his associate? Little the Duke and me where that was like our corner of the table who was across me. I think Tommy smokes Yeah, like what see what? Fletch has been up to yeah, and just like to see them interact and just be immersed in the world for a day It's almost like they entered a portal BJ. Fletch is a good one. Yeah, right And it's I like to the duke. I Didn't know much. I'm just yeah, like both of them. Yeah, I'm just saying

It'd be just funny to see like chop it up like nothing happened. You know mm-hmm. He was interesting Who else is there? There's crab is doing well a million people Let's pay can't be any of the ones that went out on pretty good terms. Yeah Billy football is always interesting. Oh, yeah, that was good terms. Mm-hmm. Just a portal to Billy. He's just I Think we probably will see him back here one day. I got like shocked. Oh got a text a few, but I have had a barstool beef fucking gonzo Oh, you and gonzo hate each other Serious control room guy yeah, that was about that was a beef those real

We would like curse each other out you guys would get like pretty close like yelling at each other after the act As you would you would swear during the ad reads. I think yeah, I would too So it was your fault that the beef started. He was in the right for coming at you. Yeah. I don't know. He was, yeah. Completely.

I don't think I know who that is. I think he worked for Sirius more than us, right? Yeah, but I was young and tiny. Yeah. How old were you when you started? fresh-faced 26 year old Just a boy you think boy the boy Jesus was ever a menace. Yeah toddler Jesus That's a good question. He's a kid you think ever likes

Bit Mary do we know anything about his early childhood? Yeah, was he like... You know about like the birth and then it's just like adult. Yeah. Yeah. There's no teen gist. That was a show in The Righteous Gemstones. Teen pieces?

Yeah. I like to picture him like the baby in Incredibles where he's like accidentally performing miracles left and right growing up. He... Could've. Where he's like accidentally performed miracles left and right growing up That you cut up there was a time when I told them they went to went on a trip to Jerusalem and he stayed back and hid from his parents and they were looking for him for four days, and they finally found him in the temple and He was like he was like teaching that the he was teaching the people you there everyone was amazed by how intelligent he was but he then his parents finally found him exhausted and he was like why were you

searching for me don't you know I must have been in my father's house that's pretty conty yes why were you searching for me you're four days a child in the big city a little punk what a point by that acne to think Jesus had I don't know man the Sun there strong I think acne probably had those tender hard nipples that pubescent boys guys have yeah, I never had those No, did you bad? Yeah? Yeah felt like little rubber balls were in my nipples. I never had those did you have bad acne? Not bad. No you did yeah, I used to have bad acne I had to go on that stuff Accutane and it just oh rise the hell out of your skin like the number one side effects suicide

And like you're already going like you know that's a very tumultuous time of your life like you're already kind of dealing with peer pressure Yeah, all sorts of stuff. You're a teenager with acne. You're already going like, you know, that's a very tumultuous time of your life. Like you're already kind of dealing with peer pressure. Yeah. All sorts of stuff. You're a teenager with acne. You're pretty sad. Yep. And then you get on Accutane and it dries out your skin. So you just wake up every morning and your lips immediately start bleeding.

Oh no. This will make me look better. It didn't even work. I think I had to then go on it again. Really? Yeah. I feel like people have good results, but I want cost like you said I was even I was more ashamed of my back knee than just like my face. No yeah

Nah, but I would get like it was always one pimple. Yeah, yeah sold the show oh Yeah, it was front big ass fat. I'm not saying that's better edge of my nostrils. I'd get them Yeah, the natural ones hurt. Yeah, if they would go inside sometimes yeah Man acne sucked then it just kind of starts to go away. I don't really remember puberty I Remember being tired and hungry You don't remember the first time you saw her in her balls. No, no do you I do actually I kind of do I sprouted one And then it was like a long time to leave in the second I had one little while yeah Did you like play with it and like grow it and you're asking if nervous we may played with my balls my one ball

I know your ball here. Oh, yeah, let's grow. Let's grow like it's no no I Twirling it you want I didn't really care. Yeah, yeah, I was a really late bloomer. You didn't care I was salivating for a bush I was like it's a bush right and then I look in them look in the mirror. It's not a visible bush by any means Sure, there's strands of hair, but Sure, there's strands of hair, but Little blonde hairs so late to a bush were you excited when you finally got her even a magic finally getting it now Yeah, I don't think I ever celebrated bush No

Because there was always a kid that had it in like fucking sixth grade, and he let you know let you know you had a bush In sixth grade I've been the same Dave you have a hairy body. No that was probably more college sixth grade. I've been the same height since I was 12. I can see Dave. You have a hairy body? No, that was probably more college that started I guess I told you got extended back back. Oh, yeah Oh, that's the worst. I don't care about chest hair back hair I fucking can't do like right now I got my chest hair shaved just enough so I can't see it in the mirror the rest of it like your back hair Yeah, or my back hair. Yes, You could typically see it in the mirror like sprouting up sprouting up

Yeah, after a shower, then I'll shave it just low enough where I can't see it But like if I took my shirt off right now it'd be Like my friend got a laser hair removal because he was super I've thought about all this back here But I guess there's like five percent of people it grows back even stronger. Oh yeah, are the five percent Oh my god hasn't taken his shirt off in the last like four years. Yeah back hairs gross Yeah, but I feel like if you're kind of hairy back you just kind of have to own it Like I'm not gonna recoil at the sight of your back. No and I

That's like a coming of age thing like Pre 30 I would have been like do not take your shirt off any under circumstances right now now I wouldn't give a shit as much at least do you remember when your balls dropped Kyle I? Guess not what? Metaphor I thought I always thought so too. I didn't think that was an actual physical thing I mean I think it is all right. I mean on a cold day my balls still haven't dropped Yeah, those shrivel right up into your stomach. Yeah, sometimes it's Hard to find yeah, you got to like pull them out. Sometimes. I stack vertically. Yeah, yeah

They had mangled all the balls in a can. I'll do the hernia operation. You had mangled balls as a child like Scar one of my college roommates testicular torsion. Yeah that was lips. Yeah, well, it's the worst pain ever I'm very afraid of it It happened like out of nowhere and he it was in so much pain He laid on our bathroom floor and like had to touch his nuts to the tile floor to like cool him off Yeah before he had to go to the hospital to get the surgery to fix it Yeah, cuz it's like you're on like borrowed time. Yeah, there's a nut pretty easily I know a lot of people have had it you can do it from just a like jostling

Yeah, it just happened out of nowhere. I think you the thing is you get in a hot bathtub and it can untwist Make sense Make sense Often you fellas clean it up down there Every time I clean my every shower like what I mean like a trim inch. Oh Every few weeks probably two weeks. Maybe yeah Something about you Steve. Yeah, what's yeah? once every three weeks, maybe two

Every what Steve two weeks. Yeah, that's probably it used to be the hardest task when you still lived at home. Oh Hour and a half showers. What are you doing there? Oh, I would take like eight showers a day thinking I was sly I was pruned from 15 to 17 Yeah, and the shower drain just constantly clogged oh blame me on the sisters Do you do it at the shower or just over the toilet? Either or it's just it takes a while so the family is gonna hear the yeah like a half hour I'm just saying present day oh yeah now I'll try

over the toilet for simplicity sake what Steve looks like he's got a crazy answer you gotta go over the toilet okay drain clogs yeah I didn't understand I didn't that's gonna embarrassing thing they'll have your parents find out you do I didn't understand I didn't that's gonna embarrassing thing that have your parents find out you do I don't I don't want to get walked in on Shaving my balls I've anybody if you're like 15 like why you are shaving your balls I'm gonna make sure my kids are very comfortable doing that how so just like really they talk them through it like it's time to shave your balls

Just add it to the way to be weird Like it's time to shave your balls Just add it to the be weird With them about masturbating I think I think so yeah, I Never got the actual sex talk girl. No. I don't know if anybody actually did just don't let me see it I I'm fine. I could hear it, but don't let me see I Got the sex talk way too early like my mom tried to explain to me what ejaculation means because we were going to the movies and we saw a trailer for Beavis and Butt-Ed to America

and it was like, coming this July. And then Beavis and Butt-Ed were like, coming, coming. And I kept on asking my mom, I was like, why were they laughing at the word coming? Like, why was that funny? She was like, well, come is also a word for when. So the first thing you learned about sex was coming yeah Is it crazy to say that most people first thing they learn is 69 to

What's up there? Oh? I get it just cuz yeah, right? Maybe probably one of the first You know it's sexual you don't exactly know what it is. I knew that sexual thing I didn't understand the appeal and I'd be god damned if I admitted. I didn't know what it was right Who's a 69 guy in the act? Probably says Jay he raised his hand immediately right there. He does really well at Cunnilingus, so that's a hard word to say getting head Are you good at getting best? Huh you get none of you guys are 69 guys no Very slept on position just cuz it's made fun of by teens

But like aren't those two are always just better separate I'll take out like Yeah, you probably attempt it then you quickly transition back to like all right can we go then you go can we all agree? Again your dick sucked is great. I think so okay now although I'm still like when you first learn about a blowjob. I was so confused about why they called it a blowjob That doesn't make sense yeah like why isn't it called a suck job does anybody know the origins that sounds so much more crass Yeah, I'm like when you're really young and like I heard the term, I was like, is a girl just blowing on your penis? Yeah.

Like, does she put it in her mouth, and then just be like, pfft. Like, that might feel good too. Something to think about. Kind of leaf blower. I remember the first time one of my buddies, this was sixth grade, he got a hand job. In sixth grade? In sixth grade, and got a hand job. In sixth grade?

In sixth grade. And he was showing off about it naturally. And I didn't- Check it out. Somebody's touched it. I didn't know that the whole goal of a hand job is to, you're getting jerked off, you're ejaculating. And I'm like, so what happened?

Did you come? Like what happened? He's like, yeah dude, of course I did. I didn't know that you were supposed to. I thought you were supposed to I thought you were Supposed to try not to at the time. Oh some dumb reason well if it's foreplay then ideally you won't come right I do you weren't wrong But I still assume like but if this was a poor play this was like I'm finishing it

It's a Latin word which means to suck oh wait Balls II Lousy relationship Latin Drive form taken from Felacious which means to suck wait to blow job come from Les Mis I suck wait to blowjob come from Les Mis I Remember another time in high school are we were in English or language arts or something and our teacher was reading? Shakespeare allowed to the class and they had a sentence in it said I have given these suck or something It was something like that and one of you guys can look it up in the control room instantly the entire entire clashes erupted in laughter and

How old Shakespeare from like 1200 or something Like not good with you a hundred hundreds of years ago, so it's a blowjobs at least a hundred something years Oh, I'd imagine yeah, it was Macbeth actually remember There you have it I've given the suck I Feel like we didn't get to talk though because like in Chicago we had this place called Robert Crown Center and that's where you go to learn about the birds and the bees. You guys had your own center to learn about? Yes, it was just about us because I was in the suburbs. I think it still exists somewhere.

They came to you? The Robert Crown Center? Like the people? No, we went there. They came to us? Yeah, we just learned all about sex ed. Do you know Robert like the people no we went there we? Yeah, just learned about all about sex ed So there's and you'd go there would be like basically like you and the whole class were going to a comedy movie You just like yeah, hold right oh yeah, I think it's just a sex museum of some sorts

For children yes Robert Robert Crown Community Center Skating this was our fifth grade field trip yeah and sex ed yes figure skates They do it all Apparently so this is where you learned about sex Danny mm-hmm everything I know in like a and everything I don't Drop in pottery yeah, is this a different thing? I feel like they're really burying the lead of what people say when it comes to the Robert Crowns didn't figure skate Huh, it's gotta be a different one Bobby crown was probably a popular guy Alright NASCAR there's yeah like seeing NASCAR roar through the streets of downtown, Chicago The race experience unlike any other cuts the stars of NASCAR take on a one-of-a-kind

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doesn't torrential downpour Yes, we've gotten horrible weather the last two years for it. Do we find out if Tate is here? He's here He's throwing darts for some reason. Oh really did you guys see any of that? I missed it. Yeah So how long did it take? pool 66 and 614 or something like that? Six hours fourteen minutes? That's why the real Robert Crown Center has been closed.

Oh no. What? It's been a destination for class field trips in the Chicago area for six million students over forty years, but they're closing their doors and they will no longer be a place for students to go learn about sex, education, and the risks of drug use. That's devastating. What'd they do with a vagina slide? They have a vagina slide? You guys did not have a vagina there was there was like slides there for sure

It was like a playground. There was a pussy slur. It was like sex edland was like organs It was like it was like a organ was like honey I shrunk the kids Eddie Eddie would go down the slide and be like I finally got some pussy the kids. Eddie would go down the slide and be like, I finally got some postage. Exactly. The Chicago area for six million students. Now the Robert Crown Center is changing course and will no longer be the place for students to go and learn about sex education and the risk of drug use. Side witness news reporter John Garcia reports from Hensdale. I am going to talk about the male reproductive system,

the female reproductive system. The fifth grade boys giggle nervously, but they pay close attention. This is what their parents often call the talk, the birds and the bees. And for more than 40 years in the Chicago area, more often than not, instructors from the Robert Crown Center give the talk.

In fifth grade, they think they know it all, which is great. Then they come here and find out they don't. That's exactly right. Too excited. Yes, way too excited. The first guy was monotone perfect. That guy was really excited to tell them. I thought it was more loosely based on sexual education.

That's just straight up outright. That's pornography. Its purpose was this. Yes, exactly. No, this was all sexual That's pornography its purpose was this yes exactly no This is all I didn't get to do this one They would send people from Robert Crown to us from what I remember Well you guys didn't have anything like this They don't even have public education in West, Virginia

That's all we have we don't have private education. Yeah, yeah, did you guys have any teen moms in your high school? We had a daycare in our high school. Damn. I remember one pregnant chick. Who was a couple years older than me. Grew up very sheltered. I don't think we had a single pregnant lady in my high school. No, our high school had like a daycare so the students could bring their kids.

My high school I would say was 99% white. America just like... Yeah, so they're not doing that It was the most boring place on earth is what I'm saying yeah, it's an all-boys school, so I Always forget that you guys are all all boys school. Just me and Danny so like where did you learn to interact with chicks? We didn't I've always wondered this myself people think we're like don't have any contact with girls they all well how would you

ever like meet girls well we had like friends in grade school they always say this there was like it wasn't it was actually preferable yeah it was way better guys are acting like she talked to more girls because of it definitely pretty much you guys are acting like you showered with the girls because you were co-ed my friends who went to all boys schools though they were like still doing sack wax by like senior year of high school It's like relaxed like it's extremely painful for all of us. Oh, yeah, that was a big thing. Yeah, wait Ball tags all that I don't think I know oh They still found that hilarious when like yeah, there's like other people you out legit drop someone with one of those just a little

Nut-tap What's up, tight? Ed? What's going on? I was last night fucking terrible. Did you guys see it? I watched like a half hour. I got a spark. No it was shout out mr. K. Dick. He's he's actually like really fucking cool like he comes in He was nervous to be on a live stream. He's like, I'm just a cabinet maker. Like I'm actually really nervous for this. So they took shots before they needed beers.

He's like, he's sick, but like we thought it wasn't gonna take very long. And then when it did, it's like no more beers, no more shots, we gotta finish this. And he's like, it's three in the morning where I'm from. I'm 60 years old. Like, if he left, we would have been dead. Yeah, six hours is long enough to drive you mad,

but I'm sure that's not even long enough for the audience. Well, that's the thing is he said something that made me really happy, which was, he's like, I don't think you get enough credit. I'm not saying, I'm saying, he goes, this is like the hardest night of my In a long time and you're doing and you're doing this next Tuesday I was like yeah, thankful for all the guests that come on but like

If it goes four hours, they're like that's too fucking easy If it goes six like we're in hell if it goes between six and twelve no one sees it until they wake up Yeah, so so can you give the what the exact challenge was? We had to play nine ball and we broke and then we had to make balls one two three four five six seven eight nine in order Where were you getting caught up most at consistently? It took them three hours to change the rules to like that's the other thing ed. It's like what rules you change we Luke it was just out of nowhere which Lucas does a great job

I'm saying someone tweeted at us and said if you make one on the break does it count and Lucas just tweet He's like no restart. Oh, he didn't run it by you It just didn't apparently that's not the rule like the rule is if you make it it's possible So we had to break without making any which is fucking hard on a seven foot table Well, wouldn't it have to be the number one ball you make? Yeah, but the one I learned so much about billiards last night. The one has to be in front of the rack So you hit the one and they all else go in so for like three hours We would just break re-rack break re-rack break three hours

And and then we changed that rule because it was fucking mind numbing and the chat voted 70 30 chat runs a stream And then we changed the rule, and then everyone's just like LL LL L I didn't get much sleep last night. I'm sorry. I'm fired up. Mm-hmm. Don't be sorry at all Such a sexy sound He was incredible he walked in before the stream started and he like eyed it down he's like that's not a level table table and I was like what he's like watch this and he starts rolling a ball He's like not level. He's just the ultimate dad like his Kada kept being like Dad you're allowed to leave. This is the first time I met So what this means it's tilted.

I mean that ball rolled pretty hard. That fast table has got to be really. You see how it's daily. Yeah, I don't know how his legs are one screw. I mean these legs. Did you guys use him because he's like really good a pool or just because he's a random guy Danny was there for the original Of it we were talking over there. We were talking about just so happy Grab a guy random public oh shit Kadex death like you know this guy

Like you know this guy No, we I thought it was impossible for me to do so we're like is anyone good in the office and Danny We're like Danny said it was not possible Mac said it wasn't possible Someone else walked by and said no way and Kadek walked by and he goes I could do it in five minutes So then I was like why could you do it in five minutes? He goes I grew up playing pool He's like my dad is on a travel team mmm, okay So we called his dad and his dad right then and there was like no you couldn't do it I could do it. I said mr. Kadek. What are you doing next Tuesday? And he's like I'll drive to shake He's from Pittsburgh. He drew drove to Chicago yesterday did a stream till three in the morning drove back

God damn he's on a travel team. He's he's on a travel team. Like to Charlotte or McKeesport? But where is he going on AAU weekends? I don't know, he brought his own stick though. He was good. He's legit. But one third of the group was good, two thirds stunk. I have a dumb question. If like say you're shooting for the one ball

and you miss the one ball, do you gotta start start over can you keep shooting at the one ball? No, we had to make the one ball in the first shot make this two ball on the second shot So you'd nine shots total yeah, but we did we did change it to where if you make it on the break Okay, that's what I only made one on the break. That's like very hard Yeah, it fucking sucked It fucking sucked. What's next week? How much long how much more of this do you have in? Yeah? Are you done by the end of the we all talk behind your back saying like no way you can do this for too long

It's been good for me But like it's it's the worst thing to ever happen like if you're if your tank started on full like what percentage is your bad? I like coming up with the challenges in a perfect world It has been really good for me though So and and you guys have all been great like any of you time I ask someone they're down to do it But I have to do it every week. Yeah, like it's not like I can go to White Sox Dave every week Like he'll do one and then he'll do one in seven weeks and then Eddie will do one. I'm with it every week I love planning it.

When you've done it for six hours on Tuesday, and like I went to bed at four last night and then it takes you two days to recover. I'm probably just sound like I'm bitching. No, no, it's like if you just didn't show up at work Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, no one would complain because you're like, he got his job done. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's kind of nice. It is. So are you are you eyeing up potential people to take the torch? No, I I like doing it I know Dana would be everyone Dana's electric. He would be great oldies good on it. I like coming up with challenges I think we might not pivot but Go to things that aren't necessarily

Do this until this random thing happens that could take you forever like for example you guys used to play clue and The game of life. Yeah. Yeah, we have some really good ideas coming up that we think are gonna be like we'll tell people Hey, we only need three four hours your time because like Brandon for example Brandon's been a great supporter and will do things How do you ask Brandon Walker to give you perhaps 16 hours of your time? Because then he has to do mostly sports the next day. And then family and everything. Yeah. And like Dan, Dan's always down to help.

But like we have one coming up and it's like Dan can't necessarily drink 10,000 beers and then do Pardon My Take and then do the Yak and then do like Have Three Kids. So yeah. Thanks for letting me vent. No, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just I'm not worried about you. Yeah, any solutions, Kyle? The chat's really nice to me too, so that's good. I know how it is.

I've done three hours of the game of life. I had to go home to two cats. Yeah. Kyle's on one coming up that is, could take months. What the fuck? You're welcome to use the live streaming backpack if you can think of anyone you can. I love that.

Cause that one you did about the fast food, that was great. That was the best, yeah, that was the most fun too. Kyle, you signed up for one that could take months? I guess. The golf one? They hate when we say golf. It's better than golf. We can't do golf and we can't do eating anymore, but it's golf. Yeah. It's gonna be fun. That'll take so long.

That might take, yeah, months. Can we say what it is? Um, no. Can you tell me off camera? Oh yeah, okay. 100%. Eddie just signed up for one yesterday. Yeah, that's gonna be interesting. Actually, I kind of feel like we'll smoke that There's a there's a little wrinkle. Oh, I'll just say what that one is I think that's what I'm most excited about we're going to stand on top of a rooftop at Wrigley and we're we got nine of us nine of our just We got some beef in there. We got some we have beef in there Oh, no, and we're standing on top of the rooftop in full baseball uniforms jersey pant hat and We're taking the 999 challenge and we're doing the 99

99 9 challenge on a regular rooftop Yeah, so we just have to drink 99 beers and eat 99 hot dogs just which is just 11 each Yeah, but if we got Okay, all right if we got if we got the guy will be fun now Are you just got to do that from first pitch through the end of the game? Are you going inning by inning because no I was told you're supposed to do it inning by inning So you can't just load up and then take a break and then start over again well There's 99 each so it's not like we can you have to go a little more than yeah

It's much harder more than the 999 job. Yeah, it's like harder that that's what is that like 11? 11 dangerous Dave's done. I it was honestly I didn't plan on doing it until I started doing just happened naturally literally just no hungry Well, it was because I already had five hot dogs might as well I I was eating in the parking lot But I didn't realize that day because we were sitting it's called the scout section Which is a like premiere section right behind home plate, and it's all included in the parking lot, but I didn't realize that day, because we were sitting, it's called the Scout section, which is like premier section right behind Home Plate, and it's all included in the ticket,

so it's free beer, free food. I obviously wouldn't have paid all that money to do it on my own at the time, but I had food and booze in me already and still did it. It was pretty easy. Where was that picture of you holding, your blogger picture, where was that taken? That was taken at Mifflin.

Okay. Do you know what Mifflin is no Mifflin is now. I've heard it's gotten Dumbed down a lot, but it's the first week in May the University of Wisconsin throws. Just a block party and it's 25,000 people just on a block getting completely obliterated okay, so my favorite pictures of you ever yeah I look older as a 21 year old than I do with a 21 I was 21 I mean it was that was in college Dave if you think Katex dad in that photo I wouldn't blink it Dave if you have your heart of a thought that hat splitting down the middle Yeah, that's are you Benjamin Button? I might be I was five

Seven I've not in my program five seven about 220 right there. I'd say 225 And then you went on to run a marathon Yeah, that guy though like I want that guy to leave me out of the tunnel like that. Oh, yeah That yeah, that was will you ever I will say like 12 shitty domestic beers a night with Cafeteria food and a ton of creatine that's a that's a TV high school bully right you do That's a scary college Nelson months kind of it's the eyes for me I think I was so I don't remember this at all like I remember How did this end up being your blogger photo? I have no idea. Are you are you rocking three shirts?

Little warm so I'm gonna roll the sleeves up and I'm wearing if you scroll down you can see the hat is that those are My buddies are go shorts that I had to wear from him because my other buddy Woke up in the middle of the night the night before and pissed in the corner of the room in my backpack Happened to be there with all my clothes, so I had to use my buddy shorts for the rest of the week What's your hat? That's a lull spinners hat my so this would this would have had to have been at least 2011 because that's when my other college roommate got looks like a two rag on you Is there I'm noticing more about this is there a little trip on the chin can we zoom in?

There's probably crumbs Yeah, I Think you're in the little Caesars in your car though. I know what that was what that was one of my oh I always thought that was a hot dog. I think it was an Italian sausage That was one of my oh, I always thought that was a hot dog. I think it was an Italian sausage My eyes are cry there was nothing going on in my brain not that there ever is but like actually this time there wasn't What a before picture? They didn't change this right there's not a new New headshot right on the site. I'm pretty sure that's the silly one

Yeah, do you know who took this photo? I have no idea no How did it wind up my buddy jizz on the right Eric on the left? Oh, it's jizz and Eric How do you get the nickname jizz is probably watching this right now shout out jizz jizz Video game oh no, it's not your picture anymore. It's a completed the 999 Video game. Oh, no. It's not your picture anymore. It's a completed the 999 How do you get the nickname jizz his last name starts with a G and Again we well I will get there His name on like Xbox and shit was T Jizzle for whatever reason and so we would call that making fun of them

And then it just became jizz and it's we call that to this day It had to leave out the part that I started with gee Dave. It was necessary Now Dave were you a bully in high school cuz you look like it I did I met one guy at a bar one time and he was like I love Dave He was a little mean in high school. Really? I don't think that's true. That's not true. It is?

Right before going to a fish concert a couple years ago. Really? No, that's not true. Okay. All right, Ape, if you were, people can change. Yeah, I know. No one's gonna change. No, I wasn't a bully.

Like I said, if you watch movies and stuff and there's like the stereotypical high school bully that Never really computed for me because that didn't exist in my high school Like that guy did not exist in my high school because you were him probably I know I wasn't That's what I meant when I said like I went to the most boring fucking school That's a new open bully boring area honor I pictured that guy in that picture walking down his high school hallways and bad to the bone just randomly Bum bum bum bum bum

Yeah, like it's that should not be a 21 year old No, that's that is a like close to retirement kind of guy. Yeah That guy's getting tested like for every every park league if you didn't get yourself together. What would you have looked like now that? Probably probably worse probably and you're on the baseball team during that Where'd you hit in the lineup? I didn't they wanted me to pitch for some reason I was a try the worst pitcher of all time you look like a pitcher the Kool-Aid man His bio is we got a clip Eddie but TJ is gonna be hard to find I'll look but someone wrote an article on Dave During his baseball years remember that oh yeah

So passively passive aggressively being like he has a catcher's body type Aggressively being like he has a catcher's body type We all read it for the first time it was amazing what kind of mind What do you I think it was a pioneer press right pioneer? I don't even know what that is it was like the old like preps Like high school reporters in the Chicagoland area there was it was called like preps plus or some daily Herald Yeah, maybe that's a Daily Herald, yeah. Maybe that's a Daily Herald, White Sox Dave. That was one of my proud moments

and you spin this story. I don't. You absolutely spin the story. So you made the front page of the Herald. They did an article on me after my junior year because when I caught, I threw out like 16 to 20 runners my junior year and I won the gold glove for the area at the catcher position And they wrote an article on all the players that won the gold glove in in the area

So they wrote about me as a catcher and then they tried to turn me into a pitcher just because I could throw hard Which I couldn't really For the division three level and it was stupid. It was bad decision by them, but That was like the story of my baseball career. Yeah, can you find it? Yeah? I found it you found the clip Yeah, all right. This is great Like where you guys just looking for this stuff this Dave you are my life You know this I think about you a lot You are my life

You know this I think about you a lot Too much don't you agree like my dream is to have just a little camera in his house and just Truman show him But like you guys say that you'd be very disappointed no But I like when you do minute shit like that earth like loading the dishwasher and yeah I would like to see that a day in the life would be would be good You were on fire at brunch Donnie can vouch that you were You have a performance brunch. Yeah, you were drenched. You were the opposite of on fire. I mean we all were No You absolutely Donnie absolutely was yeah, I was I mean so it's a moisturizing cream

And then I want over and I live like what about a 10 12 minute walk from that space So is either like call an uber and drive? 12 seconds or just gut it out you know it was like 95 degrees out on Sunday But Dave what I've heard it seems like you're kind of classy at home like you usually cook fairly Gourmet sounding meals for yourself. You're not just eating slop No, you use the sous-vide all the time mm-hmm. I'm not all the time Like when he cranks up the music like how does he I don't everything like this is little shit When he turns he just bought a six thousand dollar speaker set you you are a little like behind like dudes used to brag about their

Surround sound like early 2000s you are starting to do that You're very proud of your surround sound I Am yeah, yeah, I Can what like if I get home drunk on a Saturday, and I want to throw on Top Gun It's my place is booming my neighbors absolutely have to have ever said anything no um Opening day for White Sox two years ago. Yes, but it what I was friendly with that guy He moved, but he's like Dave what the fuck man. I'm here working. I'm like sorry, dude No, you don't even say sorry. It's opening day if you're no like thunderstruck blaring your fucking walls

Picture Dave in his living room Oh here we go that I I cannot I bet your is your goatee just one circle on the that is a goatee Your Williams catching on wait what this is in high school. That's not a high schooler After a year, I don't remember this We'd Warrenville South catcher David Williams is catching on the sturdy Plate we'd Warrenville South catcher David Williams is catching on the sturdy Nine athlete Oh No program Heights Sized up the situation and decided catcher was worth a try my build is more prototypical of a catcher than

Love this I love this if he had a different body type Williams The whole thing's about your body I remember it was wrote this it was just a legitimate reporter It was a legit reporter. He came to my house and everything All about your bond. Oh, yeah followed me for like a day. He went to a practice of mine He came to my house and sat down on our patio like outdoor table and like it's like you wrote like this But there was fake news in the article. I remember I haven't read this in like 15 years I couldn't believe you found the like actual Clipping clipping What's on your iPod everything from Lil Wayne to sublime?

Clipping of it. This is like a legitimate pile. What's on your iPod? Everything from Lil Wayne to Sublime. Matt Damon would play. I remember when he asked me that, I was embarrassed because my parents couldn't afford to get me an iPod and I lied about that. I didn't actually have an iPod.

Oh man. Yeah. What is that best high school baseball memory when I struck out four? 14. Oh 14, that's very impressive. I thought it said 14. I also had eight walks that game after what a stat line

I it was seven inning complete game shutout with eight walks 14 strike no I swear to God You know my pitches that is yes like 150 yes Yes, eight walks and that actually might have been one of the worst That's only if you threw three strike strikeouts. I understand I fully understand. I is there does that live anywhere online and no Jackson no I could I could maybe confirm. I don't know if you to remember with my sophomore coach What a moment What a moment. But I don't like, they were talking about like my build and everything.

That was never a reason for the switch. We needed a catcher and I was like the only guy who could just pick it up and do it. I remember. Well, you he loves to relish opportunities to show off his arm. Still got it. Yeah Do you have a copy of this I do not know I'll get you one. I need it. What a time sturdy is funny. How about the Mike Conson Dean? The Liberty suburban the next year I think only like 12 people even attempted to run on me. I

Started uh making waves my arm. It was like a thing of of lore When you like beat the rocket in the pitching competition was that like your first w at the company because I feel like before that You were only known for your fuck-ups. Yeah, didn't you fly there just to get sent home? Yeah, what that was another time, but that turned out good for him. Yeah. Yeah, didn't you fly there just to get sent home? Yeah, what that was another time? But that turned out good for him. Yeah, yeah, he was he was in the gutter for a while because of the mouse gate Mm-hmm, and then what's mouse gate? Those are dark times mouse gate was he knows up He said that he would chain himself to the statue if The white white socks did not sign Machado machado yeah, and they didn, and then Dave held them to it.

And then, yeah, it was dark days. Yeah, it was bad. The White Sox said they were gonna cut me off if I drew any attention to an already embarrassed organization. They said that. Yep. And so they just went out to New York, got sent home.

That wasn't for that, that was all different. Yeah, it was like nine months later, he got sent home that wasn't for that that was all different I was like nine months later He got sent home and that people felt sympathetic and then it like doll turned on like well Ethan that sent you home Yeah, I had never met that kid once in my life, and I still hate his guts for that in any way He was just following orders. He didn't do anything wrong. It was just his smug little pothead look that he was giving me He does have a pothead look doesn't he That he was giving me He does have a pothead look doesn't he

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delicious There we go. Oh man good stuff. Is there anything you miss about slob Dave days? Those are all I'm like all my best stories started with man. We were so fucked up that night And that outages I don't know that doesn't you don't get banged up like that anymore. Do you that was a pandemic that killed that? Okay? How'd you get trimmed down Dave asking for advice here? Honestly? Um the blog Read the blog read the blog you wrote a blog how to lose weight the half-assed away is the title I believe okay I'll check that out. Yeah, you still chew Dave Lucy come on. Yeah, that's right. Were you uh America's best guy? Red man I

Anybody who played even the shittiest version of baseball like I did is was at one point so yes Were you guys around during those days were you hired in 2019? No that was like when did I? During those days were you hired in 2019? No that was like when did I you were 2020 2020? So did you 2018 okay? So the first time I met Dave was surviving barstool. Yeah, no shit. Yeah Oh, and he slept walk. Yes, he's a walk to the subway Yes, barefoot barefoot right when I was sleeping with Donnie and a gambling kid, and I was like that's what you were you were a menace and We voted you out and I didn't vote for him. I did I was like we need to keep this guy around clearly not a threat Why didn't I didn't have a survivor? I didn't either like I was just like okay, then he'll go home He's been a menace you stayed every single night you never left no that we voted you out

You never left so at that point I remember I was still like in the whole Let's get fucked up stage of my life, and I got voted out and I think it was Cory was like alright Well you got it, but I had to stay for like no spoilers I gotta be back in Chicago So I had to be there next three or four or five days or whatever, but Cory's like alright You can't be here now, but all voting was done and the cameras were off and everyone's gonna start drinking They're like Dave you can't be here. I'm like, I am fucking staying here. And I got that party started, I remember.

You did. I too, you did. Yeah, we started playing Zoomie, I think. Yeah. I just sent TJ the full breakdown of you sleepwalking barefoot in the subway. There you go. I think you were blackout drunk.

I wasn't blackout drunk though. Have you ever sleptwalked before? Yeah. Well, I got sleep issues. How did you we've documented these many times were you on the platform? Or just I was I came to your feet were like pitch black when you came back in Like underground in the platform came to in the fucking subway system in the subway. It's 4 a.m. I had no shoes on I had weird fucking pants 4am, I had no shoes on, I had weird fucking pants on. Yeah. I had weird pants on.

I didn't talk about this because I didn't want to get disqualified at the time. So I... You made it to the subway? I made it to the subway. I was underground, Ed. This is dangerous. You should be dead. This is insane.

And this is sleepwalking or you were blacked out? No, and Donnie will corroborate this after I kick you the ass. He'll corroborate. I had to piss my fucking brains out out my feet are just like icicles So I leaned up against the side of the building and I just let one rip right on the side of the building and I'm like Letting the piss stream between my legs so I'd like widen my legs up a lot And then I finally fucking yanked the door open not to turn style door But the door next to it hard enough where I could squeeze in which is probably not

They probably want to fix that so intruders don't get in like actual intruders I got upstairs, and I called Nick and he let me in and I was like yeah, I just slept walk in like Come clean Dave. I would come clean the I Swear Donnie I remember we were in the gambling clean that I Swear Donnie I remember we were in the gambling Robberate in our fucking with the light trying to get the lights turned off Right before that and we fell asleep and then a few hours later I slept walk sleep walking to a New York City subway station is the most dangerous thing a person can do

Well, you went through two doors took an elevator went outside went down those stairs when I was turnstile when I was a kid We had a big-ass conversion van like what like we could lay the seats down in the back You know to turn into a bed and I slept walk into that one time and I slept under the pullout bed And my parents literally called the police. I woke up to the like the sirens fucking not siren, but the lights were how old were you? 1012 oh my I've sleptwalked like many times when's the last time this has happened that was the last time this happened that's the most dangerous thing yeah I know you actually know there was I don't know if it right right around the same time you were just

wasted no no no what did you do after this like did you go to the fire went straight to bed yeah yeah but did you like go to the fucking hospital and the doctor and be like you wash your feet like get a technician Or something no, don't you gonna corroborate at any point here, but yeah, you're not corroborating. It was a long time ago Yeah, we may have tried to figure out how to turn off the lights. I don't know what that proves You guys are saying I was blackout drunk. Are you drinking? We had been drinking. We were drinking. Yes I was taking a lot of shots even being blackout drunk like I was in the picture that you guys were talking about to start this combo That was blackout drunk when I slept walk. I was not blackout drunk. That was just me sleepwalks

You're like I would admit it if I was blackout. You're pretty intelligent at sleeping. I'm awful sleeper. I you navigate a city You put that subway was just brought his train card with him um I didn't actually get on a train that have been even funnier There was another time right around this same time I still had a roommate one of my high school buddies living downtown And I was sleepwalking and he woke me up in the middle of it And I tackled him and like and started swinging at him. You're not supposed to do that by the way wake up a sleepwalker I thought that was a wives tale Don't know why I attacked him I'll go next time just let me go. Just you know you probably got rejected

What do you mean you there is somebody down there that would have taken advantage? Of an unconscious man yeah, and they saw you and said no. I'm not I mean no no shoes no I think you're homeless for sure probably can you get a hair at the time his feet were black they had to as yes Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't find out until the next morning when I woke up, but Yeah, I mean we went to bed drunk that night Yeah, we did not blackout drunk that would have been so funny if you did get disqualified for that And they just sent you home again after the first night What was that was that the first night? Yeah, and you the only rule was you can't leave the office

Yes, and I did it subconsciously that would ruin my life. Yeah, I would be a free shackled every night You don't think about it Like every handful of years, I've had a drunk experience that kind of like changed me. What was it? I I Drink like a whole bottle I split a bottle of the guy Bacardi limon, and I'm not even like a fucking daredevil kind of I'm not like a chef Donnie Who does like the knife type of shit? Yeah, there's a bridge. It's the Sayers Street bridge That's that's like if you drift if you're driving to a hair you've seen it

Someone said I sat on it like just like in like you know it's like fucking around like oh like should I I don't remember it At all is this a bridge you die if you fall oh yeah, and he's like you're documented being afraid of bridges Yes, exactly that's like heights, and I'm like wait. I would have never done that he was singing Humpty Dumpty Well, it waspty while I was sophomore in high school So like I was well, I got a yeah no more Picard. I think I've only blacked out twice in my life Oh, yeah, I used to have some bad ones. Yeah, I saw you defy gravity once Or you just fight physics Put in Bay we're at a beach bar

It was like filled it had a bunch of sand when Danny and I went to yeah yes yes I mean you were so drunk when you fell you bounced like off the sand pretty high like you fell so hard I'll stop the sand bounced you like back up it's good to know that I'm bouncy yeah yeah yeah that's that's a drunk I've ever seen you but it was never yeah no I once blackout kayaked across Boston Harbor Jesus you were telling me that which like I was like all right I need to slow it down because I was working as a park ranger on

There's like a lot of islands on Boston Harbor And I was assigned to one island and I knew a guy was working on another island on the other side of the harbor And he invited me to a party on his island, and I had a kayak out there You weren't supposed to leave your island, but I kayaked over Great party blacked out woke up back on my island And I had to like run out to see if the kayak was still there and shit and like I was crossing some pretty heavy Shipping lane, that's it's ready. Yeah party boats and stuff you showed me the Google map of it like yeah island island of what you did and

That was like a solid mile of like ocean water. Yeah, like that. That's dangerous, Donnie Yeah, no, I I haven't blacked out in a while though I think it was like in college all your friends glorify blacking out tried to like you like I think a lot of people actually use as an excuse Mm-hmm. Yeah, no know I was actually blacking out It was part of the culture. I think we finally are shifting away from that. I don't think I'll ever do it again You're like anxiety just ramps up so much socially. It was like yeah, it was blackout culture in the 2010s. Yeah Now it's good. It's the opposite

Do we become illegal a lot of places alcohol consumptions like plummeted with the younger generation Yeah Men are becoming too mighty. I don't like it. Yeah giving up booze They're getting way too jacked and in shape endurance why but only they don't fuck now like the roided up guys are doing ultra marathons and Like summiting peaks and doing lunges across canyons and running five-minute mile marathons Why are you shaking your head tape? I haven't got that bug yet

But we have a certain we're gonna have an overabundance of warriors with nothing to do with them And they're gonna run out of runs They might have a purpose soon yeah Yeah, who in the offices of drafting age? What age is that 26 is the latest oh really yeah? We had a draft the latest you can be is 26 It's some thought you imagine if Nikki smokes got drafted I think there I need a platoon with sass I think if you're a male in America There's different levels of conscription So like if we go to war right now, and there's a draft like it'll be the first

You know age group like 18 to 22. I think there's a priority up like yeah, I don't think it starts at 18 I think there's like a right right right Also, if you're like in college you have less of a chance of getting drafted or at least that's what my 20 to 25 You ever heard like sorry to that son? Yeah, like my first my dad said he wasn't drafted like part of the reason was because he was like already in college I don't know what would it take for this to like there's a 0% chance this ever happens again, right? No What would it take for this to like there's a 0% chance this ever happens again, right? No It's pretty close to zero enough true like if we had a draft there I don't think wars will be like men anymore true like humans also like the amount of people would just be like yeah I'm not doing that that sounds like sass yeah

Our last draft was nom and that happens like draft auditors would go across to Canada or Mexico or whatever Yeah, sass should redo his draft video, but with getting drafted Should I'm not yeah, how are you gonna pay rent? Sass is like such a perfectionist. I don't know why you let Duke say that Dukes in the video says how are you gonna pay rent? You just got drafted to the NFL you can't let Duke's improv with my million dollars no sense Do you see I hope he's doing well on the outside. Yes 180 job of recording podcasts I got a text from Dukes the other day. Oh shit

Yeah, he was he was at Dayton and he ran into one of my former students And he just took a selfie with him. He's like this this person knows you I don't know Sam Goldfinger sent me a drunk texts to like This past weekend. Oh, I thought he was dumb with that. No, no, and he it was a selfie He was like remember this guy and was a dude. I've never even dreamed this guy and was a dude I've never even dreamed. Yeah dude, when he was still working as an intern, I got a text from him and it was just your intern fucks and it was like a three second vid of him going up to dance with a girl and then the video just stops.

I love it when there's new hires that come in and they get drunk enough to send Big Cat or Cody texting Titus I love it's all it's so awesome. I think Cody asked big cat to go to the Bears preseason. Yeah Have you guys ever with him like yeah, just yeah like hey you want to go I think it was like a cool message like Bears bills you have we've Did you guys officially determine that that wasn't like Cody trying to be funny Like I was not Cody trying to be cuz that's a hilarious move I know but really is like preseason you can get tickets for two dollars. You're talking a big cat. Yeah

Yeah, he hadn't lived in Chicago yet either. I think he was remote. He was like fully remote guys I'm telling you Cody was serious. Yeah, I think he said like I thought it was a normal question I think that goes down as the craziest thing I've ever heard. He skipped so many steps. And it's so funny. I wouldn't have went with him. It's so funny. Like, did he really think he was doing Big Head a favor?

Doing that? Turn in 25 tomorrow. We're not going to be friends. No way. Poor Cody. Preseason? No. No. I love how Dan says preseason, like there was any chance Oh, hey poor Cody No, no, I

Love how Dan says preseason like there was any chance if it was regular Preseason or he's just he's just rubbing it in his face. Yeah To get such a stern no from Dan is like dude what What the fuck like yeah, he's not really a no Yeah, or like he's like oh, I like that idea like he'll yeah, yeah, I will absolutely not be doing that He's like a very nice guy. Yes to everyone from to be like nah It has to be an absurd ask for him to be just no which that was yeah But like would Cody have been like in his face if the bills were winning or like in an alternate world where this did happen But you wish you would have came is Cody just sitting by himself No world even if it was the Super Bowl like big cat has a better chance at getting a better ticket

Yeah, I think a more prestigious event would be even crazier Is it getting a better ticket? Yeah, I think a more prestigious event would be even crazier Come on it's just pretty Like big cat at the end reflects like I'm really glad you invited me man. This was this was fun Next preseason same time Cody I needed that when was Cody thing is everybody's too intimidated to invite me to preseason games anymore so like Dan has like before Cody moved to Chicago oh yeah and he has like like what's his wife ass like big cat what are you doing tonight Cody and I are going who's Cody oh he doesn he doesn't work here yet. Oh Cody

I've been itching for some good just stress-free football casual day out ever since I started this job It's a Dan go to this go to this nobody wants me to preseason anymore They would have looked like they were like that that buddy program really take a kid Big brothers big big big brother. That's really nice a Dan There's got to be some people who asked Dave to do things and oh, I bet for sure yeah Yeah, but I think big cat probably gets it more because he's like more warm. Yeah, yeah, well here, so I bet you More often than not like a new crop of like hires or interns come in drunk and like we'll FaceTime him or something yeah Yeah, yeah, no, but thank you for real Cody this shit was a fucking blast

what do you do we did we did that big cat a lot before he worked really are we able to see or he asked him to come on bacon egg and captain multiple bacon egg and captain he sent bacon egg and captain to Hank when he first got hired he's like can I keep doing this wait was that a review the best bacon egg and captain to Hank when he first got hired he's like can I keep doing this wait? We review the best bacon egg and cheese sign off with an emoji First one yeah, he was the captain He should bring that show back on Viva La food. I keep telling him to bring back That's what Dana beers the first thing Dana beers said to Cody when he walked in was bacon egg and captain once it coming back

Frank went on to a Fleming went on bacon egg and captain. Oh, we have a episode of it Oh, there's others like you to Cody's currently in a cold sweat. Yeah, he is freaking out. No, this is fine Like you have I respect I do too. I like he got Fleming. Did you hear? Oh, it's a big part of why I like Cody the way he got his job I think is extremely impressive you he just go right up the tightest and brand Yeah But he it was when March Madness was in Columbus,

and they did like at the Penn Gaming or whatever, he drove from Buffalo to Columbus, and I think he handed Titus his resume, or was like, hey, I would like to work for you. And I think he was editing the Titus Show remote, maybe when Titus was still in LA, and so he was in Buffalo and LA. That's a good, I love the grind. I'm so glad it worked for Cody that also does open up the

Saying that we love that opens up. Yeah the ability for people to walk up I love here just with Cody drove here from New Mexico Nick Can I edit anus free I don't people think I have any sort of hiring power have to be upset I mean boys to people while true You are pretty tenured and well respected at this company. I get it all the time. Yeah, that's more tenured than I well You are also Nick training. I am white socks Dave. There is a bit of a different I have that don't say well. That's true, but people come up to me like in my DMS

I don't even respond anymore because it's just like dude I if you were come to me, then you don't consume enough barstool content The worst person to ask I don't know dude. I think if you came up you're like I have the perfect guy I would be so intrigued You're just like this guy's a star. I would be intrigued of who you found. Yeah, I Wouldn't do that unless I was I think you should have hiring abilities I wouldn't do that unless I was serious about it. I think you should have hiring abilities Yeah, now we're talking. Yeah, I

Were due for like a barstool idol If he had hiring abilities, he'd just make it. Yeah, I'd like him again. Oh, yeah I think if we do barstool idol again It should be each each person can bring one person to the table And then if your guy ends up winning you get a little bit of a prize. I love that. That's interesting. Because then it has to be like, I 100% vouch for this guy. I was- That's a great idea.

I was thinking the last one we did, we hired people that were pretty established, social media wise. I think this one has to be under 3K followers. Yeah, just low key. What were you at Tate when you applied? I was at zero. We had, on the first day of Barstool Idol,

we had to make a Twitter, and then- oh, I completely forgot you were and you do But did you have a following on your other one before that? No, I was I was a this is what happened is I was a teacher And a basketball coach and I was watching the first Barstool Idol and I thought Francis was incredible And I thought the rest of them not like to knock him, but I was like wait I think these are just normal people so that when they opened up the second one I made an audition tape and went So how come you were about to win or you technically won and then you're like I want to teach instead um the the I think the first couple days went really really well and then My principal saw it and I had taken it was the first day of school and I had already taken off work

And I told him I'd like a personal commitment and they were like, hey, now everyone's watching you. If you don't win, you gotta make sure you watch what you're doing on screen because if you come back and have done something stupid, you can't teach here anymore. So like it started that night, we did the 999 challenge and for what I'm like, I can't drink beer on screen because if I get hammered and then don't win this.

So then I had to do stand-up comedy Nick do stand-up comedy without like it with people watching you that can't but you can't say anything inappropriate at all Yeah, so I bombed that it was the worst thing I've ever done and then afterwards Dave wait Does that exist online it it would be there? It does. I'm sure it does I'm sure it is gonna be the day. Have you rewatched it? I some people have sent it to me It's it will be I don't know exactly what I say I was in my head like my principal's watching me parents are watching me horrified. Yeah Did you have to write it?

45 minutes, I don't even know my 45 minutes right a set so so after like I remember young mantis was really good He started off with like I remember my first blowjob It was salty like that class. Yeah, and like I'm in my head. I'm like fuck mrs. Hannigan's watching this Yeah, but didn't you anticipate it a little like parcel was pretty big even back then I didn't think anyone in my school was going to be watching Barstool Idol No part of you was like well fuck it then I guess I just have to win It so that Barstool Idol was for it was for a six month contract So like how you get like I think it was six months like $40,000 and so after that after I bombed that

Dave and Dan were just like hey if you want to stay doing this We'll pay you to just blog because I was doing well blogging and he's I was like I'll just create a cartoon character and go home So I got hired off Wednesday of the week-long Barstool Idol and just drove home Wow yeah Did you were you happy about that? I was fucking through yeah But wouldn't with the same rules apply once they saw your blogs online the principle I don't I went behind Ohio State and made the cartoon character and trig trig made the cartoon So it's a cartoon character that looks like you and you went by Ohio's tate

I think I don't know how they could have ever traced that back to you Yeah, no, I'm so happy I didn't have to do the whole competition because like I came in and they were like Oh, we already know your backlog of vids. You don't have to do that's right. That's pretty nice I'm at again, but yeah, if you watch the interview I did, I was visibly very nervous. We've talked about this before, but if I had to do that, I would have been in the first one to two eliminations. There's no way. It's hard to showcase your skills.

So hard. One of the activities was go out and film a one-bite pizza review. It's like, why are we doing that? We don't need another guy who does one-bite pizza reviews. I think we sent someone home on t-shirt sales to we all had to design a t-shirt Yeah, and and like lowest whatever and I don't know we sent somebody home on a wheel spin the first hour He has that was one of more uncomfortable. I've ever been

It was the girl of like huge knockers that got eliminated. Oh, yeah, the brown shit brown hair. I think so. Okay That's all yeah between her and Clemmer. It was between her and Clem eliminated. Oh yeah. Uh, the brown- she had brown hair? I think so. Oh, okay, that's all. It was between her and Clemmer. It was between her and Clemmer. Oh my god. Game is heaven. Also, yeah, we're such pussies, we hired nine of the twelve. Yeah.

Exactly. Hurt their feelings. What year did you do it? So I did the second one with Mantis and Marty. Was that 20? Michigan Man. 2018. 2018.

Um, what a legend. Oh no! TJ, no! Say you can't fight- You know, I do want to do- Oh no! Michigan man teen 2018 No That's that's that's set up for a Captain Hit us with that grin smile this there's no way you walk by by coincidence CJ you can play it by the way I don't see this is what gets me. I love Cody, but he doesn't play it into his cheese and egg. He's going to give us a breakfast sandwich. We're going to go review it at our tailgate that we're hosting. This is a good concept, because bacon, egg, and cheese

is very in quality tremendously. You guys have any words for Frank? Don't tell him that there's dolphin in there. Oh, no. Bacon. Famous Buffalo Bill bacon, you gotta watch this. ...eating cheese sandwich Well, let's see how this actually tastes.

Good crunch. That's a sound effect. That's gotta be a sound effect. 8.2 out of the rep. Frank, I have a few questions for you. You're a big dancer. Do you think you could teach me how to do the mango tango? You just go, do the mango tango. Cody! That sounds good, Cody.

Be honest, though. You said you don't have a lot of hope, but give me your... Was this a preseason game? Nah, it's a playoff game. Oh. Was this the game that he left earlier? Yes. Did you edit it?

No. I know we got two great... Come on, man. Talk us through this. Who is your editor? Uh, there on man, talk us through this. Who is your editor? There was some guy that was shooting this for us. We were doing like a tailgating.

Oh nice. I'm ready to go. Yeah, of course. And give me a 10. I'm a 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go go. I can see her better? Yeah, do your thing. So the way we rate this is bacon, egg, and captain. We rate for an episode 30 right now. Okay. You're live in the flesh with Chick-Lits Cup. Bacon, egg, and captain. Yes, sir.

All right. Give me a score from one to 10 captains using decimal system. Here it is. We're here with Butterbird, Chick-Lits Cup, bacon, egg, and Waffle from Wonder House. I always like it. He's only eating the waffle, isn't he?

No, it's like a pretty flat. It's gonna be the win that we just got. But this is real nice. I'll tell you what, I could use some more egg. More egg? I could use more egg? No, I could use maybe a little more bacon, more in the sandwich.

The bacon, egg, and cheese didn't have enough bacon or egg. Or egg. 7.8. Wow. We had Whitney on there too. This is good, Cody. Yeah, this is good. It's not bad at all. The bacon egg and cheese didn't have enough bacon or We had Whitney on there too Everyone's done do this on the side. Are you bringing it back? We're gonna do a we're gonna do Viva the food content We're gonna I mean, yeah, if they can I can guys give me the go ahead. I'll definitely bring it back Yeah, you've given the go ahead You're in just called. You're hired. Oh, I thought you meant they you meant to I mean yeah, I miss doing that

I mean we had like 85 episodes when I moved here. I stopped doing it just to focus on You know Mike my career, but no shit. Have you tried the bacon egg and cheese at Kasama yet? No, I haven't had any really here at all. What's the goat the goat you stopped eating bacon egg and cheese is when you moved to Chicago Yeah, this was his job. I know that person How many views would you get on these? Mmm. It doesn't matter Nothing 10k's impressive. Well like yeah, Twitter. It's like fake. You know like oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah It's the resume who's ago. Yeah, Macri's deli Macri's New York. Yes, is that I'm going that nine point seven captains

Yeah, I believe it was nine point seven Can I be one of your first guys? Yeah, you guys want to I will sign up to do a bacon a I'll do I probably tweeted at you to do it before but yeah, well, then I'll do it now alright cool If anyone doesn't finish their sandwich shout out Baseball season is heating up in Chicago. We love going to the ballpark with friends grabbing a dog in a Mountain Dew Nothing goes better with baseball and hanging with your friends and a refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew New cans new bottles you got you got a can over that I got a can right by me

Do that new love I got the cooler right there love the vintage logo. Yeah, that's nice makes me want to go to a mountain top Right tape drink some Mountain Dew I want to go to our mountain top Right tape drink some Mountain Dew Grab a do in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick so good camp coming soon Still around to did you go last year? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Are you there? I had a fucking blast. I was just talking to Kadek about it Kadek cannot wait He's like that I saw that and just the boys living in bunks drinking do staying up late. That's fun. It's so much fun Do we have an exact date yet? Yes. Well, yeah

Yeah, this is I mean this ad says we can announce it. I believe it's the third week of August third week of August Yeah, I think it's an extra day this year, too. Oh, really? It's five days or four. I think it's four full days Oh boy. I'm trying I'm trying to see how it lines up with Beach house. Oh, really? It's five days or four. I think it's four full days. Oh boy. I'm trying I'm trying to see how it lines up with Beach House. Oh, yeah true Okay, that was a lot of fun though. Oh, yeah, especially like did you grow up going to camp or was that your first sort of? Camp experience first camp experience like that in a bunk Really? I mean I I did like Boy Scouts for like two years when I was really little mm-hmm And I think we had like a camping weekend. That was it. I slept well

I would say a low point was me and Dave did a wild edibles tour where we just found a lot of shrooms and then we brought him back and like Chaps just like handled one of them, and then I think Put a finger in his mouth. We have the video. Yeah, and I think we poisoned chaps. We we absolutely poison chaps so We we fired up the the streaming backpack right was that yeah, I was like the first week you had it right um yeah It got like dangerous like remember you I'm live. Yes. Yeah, cuz like I Like accidentally spoiled that big cap is gonna be on hard knocks or something like that. So yeah, it wasn't a big It was like hours later. It wasn't a big deal

Yeah, we collected a bunch of shrooms as a joke and then we got back and Sydney Wells had an app and she was like Oh, these are all extremely poisonous We shouldn't even touch him and chaps had already touched one and then got extremely sick the next day Oh, yeah the videos out there on I've on Instagram or Twitter or whatever And there's a point where you hand me a mushroom and you're like eat the mushroom Dave And I'm like and you're like eat the fucking mushroom Dave, and I was about to eat it I was about to eat it cuz that one a few of them were like bright yellow And I'm like those ones look scary, but this one looks like a mushroom. I'd fry up on the grill or smelled good, too

Yeah, but and I considered it. I'm very glad I didn't cuz that would have been bad Would have been funny, but yeah for you. Yeah Yeah, Chaps was violently yellow that he had to skip the entire day's yeah, I think so yeah He missed like the challenge. Yeah, he missed everything cuz he was violently sick May have been shroom related don't play with shrooms kids Yeah, don't do that. I love camp was fun, and I think the time we went the weather is like starting to get less You're in northern, Wisconsin. Yeah, it's great. It was like fun to sleep in the cold at night Could you imagine these last like four days? Oh fucking summer camp walk? It's like 200 degrees the other day

Yeah, I don't think I could do I'd actually know what I do I would suck it up and pay like 300 bucks for a window unit for us for our for a bunk as a 12 year old No, like oh you're saying right now Yo Rocket in the building we're joining us the latter half of the program Casey these are the boys Evening boys Yeah, it should be fun. Where are you coming from? Yeah? No everybody's being really nice so far

How we doing you've been in Chicago for a while now Yes, I yeah, I've been here like a month. Yeah, so uh yeah, man I was born in Bloomington, so I've been hanging out all month going to Cubs games and at Zanies all month comedy clubs Indiana or Illinois? Bloomington, Illinois. Yeah. Yeah, I answered that like a trivia Fine you thought about the state you were born I do that sometimes I forget how old I am sure how old are you you tell 36? I but I thought about it before final answer said that so I know to guess younger

Really yeah, actually yeah, we would have been in high school together, but that guy in the picture was 39. Yeah, yeah I had your your 35 34 How old did you say this man is Casey? Wow what a guy Geez good question yeah, I'd say 37 Ten when he was you know that's him at 21 That's him when he was you know that's him at 21 21 or 22 yeah, I walked into like the dorm community bathroom and saw that I would shriek

Don't have to call security That was you at 21 yeah Were you eating a hoagie? I think it was an Italian sausage Red and beer I So my buddy was like your dry spell during this look that's a guy who fucks I think you think that's good. That's got it fucks like It was old strippers. I think was it was it yeah, you were a problem when you were single Wasn't there like a story some girl at the bar bit your nose. Oh, that's a class. Yeah, that was uh that was that was kind of recent During this no that was pandemic that was like 2022

I'm 20 bit post pandemic to raise it on the nose to get bit No, it was it was because we were doing serious and I was in our original time slot in the morning You're right about it right away. You're right girl. Just hate it. That was like the first She hated barstool bitch your nose. I think Dave thought she was going in for a kiss tonight And she's like a reporter. She works for the press. She's press? She's got a somewhat sizable following I would say.

She does work in media in this area. And we used to shoot the shit with each other about Chicago sports, not DMs, but publicly on Twitter. Was it flirtatious? No, not at all. I don't want to throw names under the bus, but no need not at all No need to and All of a sudden one time I Noted she unfollowed me just out of nowhere, and she was anti-barstool all of a sudden So chief and I were at a Blackhawks game. I believe this is 2021 or 22. I think it was

This is very recent. Yeah and Chief had an in to get into like a special club for like coaches and players and shit after after the game at the United Center and she was in it So I'm like, hey, I thought we were cool like notice you unfollowed me like what's the deal? like we've always been we have a lot of mutual friends in real life, too and She like gave her shit or whatever we end up as a group like ten of us go out to another bar afterwards and all of a sudden I

Forget exactly what I said to her, but she goes something like I think I was needling her at this point Probably and she goes if you saw you were needling her if you say that again I'm gonna bite your nose off and like a few minutes later there were no warning signs a few minutes later I said whatever I said again I chief would probably remember what it was and all of a sudden she leaned in and I thought she was going to make out with me and she literally locked on to my nose it hurt like hell well he showed up the next day with like a huge scar in his nose. I really heat marks I guess you like a lot on she locked on my nose He looked like Farley I had to go to the bathroom and like like so she said she was gonna bite your nose off

She leaned in you're like this girl's about to kiss me. Yes I Did it not wrong did it bleed yeah, she oh yeah She she what did she say afterwards and what did you say and everybody I was in such shock Yeah, what happened that like I wasn't mad or anything, but I was like what the fuck just happened pictures We did record the next day I tried looking up white socks Dave knows and all that showed up was the Velcro wall Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Why would you double down on something like that knowing what she's capable of? I didn't know she was capable of that have you seen her since insights 2020. Uh I have not I don't walk

I have fear however So we talked about it the next day on serious and It got back to her and she texted me and we were like laughing about it at that point So like it's water under the bridge. She bit your face I know but it was it was it was the wildest thing that's like ever happened to me though that like she Locked on like I was trying to pull my nose out of her fucking jaw and I couldn't do it Did you try to like pinch? It was like if your dog gets a fucking something? He's not supposed to be eating. He's like like nobody what the chief said he was laughing his tits off

As he should have been locked on your nose locked on where you like slapping her. I was like Hey, like I was trying to pull my head out of her teeths grip, and I couldn't do it That's way too long for a nose bite. It was a nose bite has to be in and out. She was grasping your nose with her mouth She locked onto it. Is she like is she taller or shorter than you? Probably my height. Okay, so easy Yeah, easy to get. Chief corroborates the story too. He corroborates it. Nice. Eddie likes corroboration. You you're big on that too Yeah, you have to corroborate. Yeah, I mean we knew it was true There's clear teeth marks on your yeah, he showed up and I think we're in the 9 a.m. Slot. It's like 845 so what the fuck happened to you?

Case you live in Austin. Yeah, you ever get bit That's a place to get out of the place to get bit. Have you all seen that liver King stuff that he's going? Yeah, right. He just his mugshot just released I'm next he's coming for me. Yeah, you think so. What's he going through? I haven't seen he's going trying to kill Joe roving a tough Go one of his pupils is just pure permanently dilated just one and then he's just uh he's got stink eye Yeah, he's got like a good like Johnson has seen on all four things He's just having like a manic episode seven a summer. Yeah

I've seen on all fours. You think you're just having like a manic episode seven a summer. Yeah It was like He got me to put on a shirt for the mug case of the Mondays worst case scenario To him that's basically Is he based in Austin? Like cutting Sam's air traveled to yeah, I got a hunch. Oh, okay. He got his Challenge you man-to-man to a fight Honorable looks like Dave when he's 20 we don't have to pretend or make any videos

Like seventh grade Dave go to Sadie Hawkins what is it? Why is no one asked me? Is it Simon Burt? What's yes, Simon Burch where he ages backwards? That's Benjamin Benjamin, but that's what he goes Good movies I'm in birch is great movie. That's the B movie. Yeah, I get bit by B. Yeah, that's a that's my girl my girl I'm with glasses Yeah, I didn't know the B thing keep the car running When I was in Austin last I was with Fidel Berg And we were at a brewery and we had to go back into the downtown area to our hotel So I called an uber and our uber driver was the woman sitting next to us at the brewery

So I called an Uber and our Uber driver was the woman sitting next to us at the brewery. She just got up, she's like, this way. And Fidelberg can corroborate, she was the drunkest woman. She wasn't actually next to us at the, but she, I called the Uber and it was like Uber, I hit order and she arrived. So I thought, I was like, that's weird that she's already here. She was the drunkest woman I've ever seen. And then Fidelberg did a move in an Uber I've never done. He needed um

Nicotine so he was like hey, can you stop at 7-eleven and she was like I'll stop at this one But there's a homeless man out front he lunges at you, but he won't touch you And so we went in and lo and behold he like went at us But then bit fights his nose Yeah, but I stayed in the car with her and she was like should I have asked him to get me a beer and I was like maybe But I the drunkest uber driver I've ever had in Austin. You gotta pay the toll in Austin. It's like 28 days later.

Did you go out, they're guard dogs. Yeah, Fidelberg can vouch. She was wasted. And did you like reporter or anything? I mean, five stars, 20% of that. Yeah, yeah, that's how I am too. You put me onto the fun facts section of the Uber driver's profile. I love that's how I am too. Yeah, you put me on to the the facts the fun facts section of the uber drivers profile I love that every uber. I got a little picture. There's a fun fact. I had a good one mine. Just said hamburger

They get so confused with fun facts, and I think it means it's always food because my guys my fun fact was steak I told me that I had hamburger recently dude I see hamburger I'm clicking from New York to LA I want to spend I want to pick his brain but every once in a while it's sad because I got one this past week every time I get an uber I click just see if they have their fun fact on And his was his fun fact was I'm actually happy In case you're did you screenshot hamburger I you should have man That is pretty fun. I love learning about you has the liver commented the Queen Yeah, is there a queen as a quote yeah?

No, you better leave it he was in the New York office when we were there Well see and it was like pretty much you introduced yourself And then he was pretty vocal about not having to use toilet paper Yeah, I heard he smell like shit, but he was like my shits are so like they just come right out he was like pushing as like a Like a health diet right like eating like elk got carnivore. Yeah, he he looks Horrible didn't he like he got He got exposed right like he's like oh

I don't only liver only liver and then he had like a shipment of all ever HGH in North America delivered by Kate of course Where's Kate nice? She's a delight His powers are draining yeah They called him out for using like steroids and then he stopped using them on principle and then now he looks like a piece of goo Yeah, he does look looks like looks here at news goo man Goo man the last thing you want to be it looks tough turn to goo

Casey are you a regular on kill Tony? He looks tough. Turned a goo Casey are you a regular on kill tony? No, I did that for a couple months like last year, and I've been on the road for the last year So I just tore my hour. I don't really do a kill tony anymore, but I did for a little bit Yeah, were you in Springfield, Missouri? I was looking at your site. Yeah, prestigious Springfield, Missouri. How'd you like it? It was great home of John Goodman The Bratz doll founder the Bratz doll founder Dave Attell so cool, so it was great seeing all the stars were out

Did the Bratz doll guy just like be like look at Barbies that he was like they need to be way sluttier They need to be Latina. Yeah Today that they're making a live-action and Kim K isn't talks to be the villain brat really good whoa Startling everybody's got a price. I auditioned for Tetris. Oh, yeah, it's like the long piece Didn't get it Didn't get it Yeah, Springfield's a nice enough town Yeah, I used to deliver for a springfield fun fact you delivered freight. Yeah

Used to be a logistics man. That's right. You know distances at one point in my life I did pretty well didn't stick with you you cuz I'm gonna once in a while when we're talking about things You'll drop that knowledge. Yeah What do I don't know how it came up? But one time chief and I were talking and he's like, yeah I got a drive from Atlanta to make it and I'm like 84.6 miles. And it was 84.6 miles. Atlanta to Macon?

Macon, Georgia, yeah. Do you disagree? It was... That's about right. I don't know why I'm pissed. Yeah, that's about right. I'm from Georgia. Oh yeah.

You're from where in Georgia? I grew up in North Georgia like Gainesville like up in the mountains North, Georgia Yeah, I feel like that's that's like on par with West Virginia. Correct me if I'm sure for Appalachia. It's really rural Yeah, it's just like mountains and it's really rural up there Mm-hmm grew up in the woods, but how rural was your setup in your home? It just depends sometimes we lived in really Small places like in the way. Yeah, my mom's a horse my mom's a horse trainer, so oh Yeah, sometimes we'd live what kind in the barn and stuff quarter horses like yeah Yeah, so Western pleasure like Western style shell horses. Yeah, you still own that horse Dave. Yeah, we just bought another one

You have two horses. We have a few horses now. Yeah, who's with you and your partners you do split horses Smoking Jay, we just retired him. He was our like Like moneymaker then shards is our moneymaker now, and then we just bought a new one. We haven't named him yet So when you say moneymaker like you're making your Yeah, make yeah, yeah, yes But you're not making you're not I'm not like making a ton of money. Are you breeding them? We're not no we that's that's the goal. Oh race is always a pony growing up racing the race Yeah, how are you making money off these horses?

Right I'm petting zoo right now. They're in Kentucky. I make all my money How do you decide what horse our main guy he he's like you're in an action. Yes. Yes, I just buy into it I don't have any say really are you naming them we named smoking Jay. Yeah, and what was the other one shards? We we've had a bunch Judy's way Wasn't there a random horse smoking Jay was going up against that was named like chief white socks. Yes, sir It was chief white socks the horses name was chief white socks, and I would bet on that horse every time just out of principle and That horse was the worst horse in the history of fucking race horse

Yeah, is this not like a very expensive hobby? Yeah, I bought in I bought in like 7,500 over the last five years, but like I've heard you complain about still having Loans to pay off from college and like you have like a six thousand dollar surround sounds yeah Yeah, I'm not fiscally 85 inch TV Third horse I'm about to take out a second mortgage on my house for the fifth horse Do an addiction to horses? Yeah, you can't stop buying horses It's mostly I just like to say I own horses even though I think I've made probably 2,500 bucks in five years off of it

But you're in the black yeah, if you're in the black and can say you have a horse that's that's the point That's the point of it, and you watch them on TVG and everything have you ever met them in person Yeah, don't you have to like visit it well? We used to we used to stable them at Arlington, but Arlington's not there anymore so in the winter we sent them to Florida and Tampa How expensive is that to send your horse to Florida? It's expensive. Well your horse the horse got a win There's a lot of like an absentee father. Yes Kind of last time you saw your most recent horse um He's never seen it before Arlington so 2020 when did they knock Arlington down?

Chief and I would go out and see him training at like 6 a.m. It was fun You're about to have five horses Yeah, yeah, I mean you lived in a barn I'm just confused about the horse stuff It's bad ass that's cool as hell yeah wait what was the question yeah? We would live in a barn sometimes we would move around a lot me and my mom okay, so But at my dad's house my dad all like Jesus yeah

Jesus went through similar stuff nice. We were talking about him here. Yeah, Jesus Christ Yeah, we were talking about how he was probably a little fucking shit head of a toddler. He's one of the best I'm sure he was he had his moments as a toddler. Yeah, I can hear their walls Dave Jesus was among the best of the toddlers go just of all time Is he in your Mount Rushmore? people top four John Goodman. Jesus Christ. Shards. Shards of horse. Nice.

My horse, yeah. TJ, you can go to equibase.com and pull up their career earnings if you'd like. Yeah, we could do that. Has any of your horses, have all of your horses made you money? No, no. a few of them I'm not gonna get into but do you know what a claiming race is you can just enter a horse into a claiming race and that race will have like just to make it easy call it a ten thousand dollar price tag and Once that race completes you can purchase the horse for that claiming price

And it's an easy way to get rid of shitty horses because you can like another investing group can see the potential in that horse and Say hey if we you know doctor this training method Maybe we can make money here, and we're just like fucking take it so if you sold your horses We've sold a few yeah, who have you sold? Judy who do we sell cuz Ed's in it too a little ed you have horses You're in the horse god you were saying mum when he was time staying quiet because I'm learning stuff that I didn't know I paid $500 twice yeah, that's all I paid have you seen a return on the no You you ask if you haven't made money, then you've just had him put back into

You haven't made money, then you've just had him put back into Like more horses. Are you owed money? I don't know but it makes me sound like I might be the way he's talking You should have made money off of smoke and Jay you probably would if you put 500 in you probably would have made a few Hundred bucks who does he get the money from you? Yes, no it would have been from our main guy. I've only paid I've never been paid Are you next to the main guy who would pay yeah, he'll like Text me every year, but hey you're next to Mo with the horse emoji

This guy's in for three hundred and twenty six thousand earnings your horse has made 326 thousand dollars was an awesome horse. I've paid five 500 was wait. You have a part of this horse. Yeah Yeah, he had to retire so he had to retire because so We didn't want to gel them take his balls away Because we hoped that he could get to a point where we could start breeding them and you could pay you could get money for his come yeah, you know and His balls were so big that they were affecting his his racing racing so we took his balls off and when we took his balls off Yeah, he stopped wanting to train because he didn't have fucking testosterone, so we had to retire him

What does it mean to retire? How big were his balls? It means he is now a bottle of Elmer's glue wait your Dead no he's chillin on a yellow hockey field living the life of you just like give him away like retire means like hey he doesn't race anymore he's in the middle of but he's no longer your horse or do you still take care of the horse that you retired still talk to him no we we are no longer in charge of the upkeep I don't think for smoking Jay I remember Dave Portnoy Dave number two saying that like no matter how good your horses cost the same to feed him red Yeah, aren't you aren't red socks?

No, so that 326 career earnings like that a shit ton of that money is going into travel for the horse getting them from You know track to track and nuns going to Ed the medical bills horses are high maintenance 600 so you did you name that horse yeah chief, and I named that after Jay Cutler inspiration Jay color We just saw he's a gray horse you can you can pull up the Google images of him How much are you paying annually for this habit a few grand a few grand few? You just so half of half of it half of it is my dad And I just call that my share to half of it half of it is my dad and I just call that my share to half of the horse is your dad so everything that I have paid technically

my dad is paid half of it but it's in my name because my dad just gives me a name. I got the legs Dave. Bad news guys. Front left the horse is my dad. So what is this? Who's the boss? Who's the main guy? It's like a group. It's a group. You could be in it tomorrow if you want. But like so so all of you guys are in for a couple grand or someone in for Leases is very someone's someone's making money off this and just yes you guys all to chip in. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm just a donation That's what I for everything and he just wants to pet him. Yeah, I just I was telling Danny I want an ox silent auction on Monday for a tumbling team Yeah, so that's you want a tumbling listen. This is not just a tumbling team. This is the Jesse. Oh, that's awesome

Yeah, they're household in Chicago for some reason our secretary of state here Just had his own tumbling team and they used to like perform at Bulls game the 4th of July parades were big for us What do you see you? What do you mean you're them? You have them now? So Monday I played in a charity auction, a charity golf outing for my sister's company and she used to work for Jesse White, the Secretary of State. And he's got his tumble. You can pull them up on YouTube.

Yeah, they're a big deal. They're a big deal here. They're always at like the face of Chicago and shit. And it was a silent auction. It's a charity, so I'm like, I don't... I felt felt bad there was no one on the thing you know so I was their years now Yeah, so I signed up for 500 bucks being the first bid to get the you bought this group of fellas at an auction Yeah, I have them for 20 minutes Oh Stop it. No, where'd you get a man? Where'd you get? Where'd you get those men?

boys tumble for me So that's the opposite so my two-op I'm gonna ask Big Cat whenever I see him next, it's either they're gonna be in the alley for the garage party or they're gonna be performing for the Yaxie. How long do they gotta, or do you have them? How long did you win them for? 20 minutes. You won, can you bring one of your horses too, Dave?

For like a private tumble? Yes, a private tumble, yes. You're exactly right. That is insane. I paid, yes, I paid $500 for this. There you go. $500 for a 20 minute private tumble? In the tumble for you? Yes, I'm telling you. They can just come over to your house and you can watch them solo in your backyard.

Yes, the only rules is it can't be on a damp day. Ed, I think you have to do this solo for a video. You have your backyard, you crack up your view. Yeah, you get a Miller this solo for a video. You have your backyard you crack Doing the smallest space poss and then have them tumble for you 20 straight minutes of it they take down These are on the clock start throwing down singles like you don't do that Were you but you kind of pissed you want it? Well, I was sitting there cuz my sister I was she's like yeah, go put I was like all right. It's a free round. was a nice country club. I was like fine like of course. I'll donate. I don't mind

I didn't think I'd be the only one to bid it for 500 bucks, so I could have got him for 200 I was the minimum bid was five oh and So no one else bid and when they called my name at the end of the round I was like what the fuck am I going to do with this? So yeah, you get the power of the Sun in the palm of your hand Doctor octopus. What do you do with it? You never know. Yeah, you got any interest in this cow Oh, you can't squander that I'd hate to take that for yeah I think the solo the solo your personal private in a lawn chair that or you roll up to a bar with all of them

Just make him do chores around your head No the boys I can't believe you that'd be great for a black party Yeah, I'm electric. Yeah, it was like a Wait, how much did you pay for that singer? 500 bucks. Yeah, I know it's taken to cleaners like I Come on people you just give away $500 all the time apparently apparently yeah, the horse was 500 yeah twice Drywall guy I don't want donate. It's like me. Oh, no, that's that that's not true

We used to call getting left to tabs at bars getting white socks daved, but that is your fault Not really is that his fault no comment. I'm saying They would leave you the third party arbiter, so well you'd also be the one like buying shot Yeah, he'd be the one he if you are a shots guy totally that's fine totally We wouldn't even want him like the overly aggressive guy buying shots shocked when he gets a tab like more You know it'd be like five six hundred bucks and everybody would leave the bar, and I would pay it I'm not gonna go around to like 25. Hey, do you got ten bucks? But then you'd always venom or request me dollars I have never sent a Venmo request to you ever in my life. That is a fucking lie

I mean that can be checked that can be checked. I don't think I've ever requested anything ever in my life Checked I don't think I've ever requested anything ever in my life I'm Venmo. I don't think I've ever sent a Venmo request. He only gives Doesn't even think about taking the only sentence How far is this fucking thing go back just search his name? Yeah, yeah, and then you can I want that on a quote card. I've never requested anything in my life Dave is very generous can you do is he is if he's never sent one in his life that is that bad thing It's okay to request money from people. They owe it to you. Yeah, no sure

But like you that I I didn't do that like Ed can I have the 50 bucks? You know you'll make that up on another check down the road. I know that Like that's what that's what it was me is like if it was one person that it's like oh you owe 300 of this 600 that's one thing going to like 20 people asking for a few bucks. That's different You're gonna start going out to dinner with Kyle. He's an over Venmo or by a lot. Oh, yeah, I am He'll leave he will have like a water and then he'll Venmo. I can't find right. I feel like you know um They're gonna get they might get screwed over, so I'm just I'm helping people out. Yeah, I'd rather pay more than we call the cheapskate Oh, yeah, yeah, totally

He never requested you I can't I kind of yeah, what's your surprise if you haven't I? Never requested anything on Venmo ever well I don't think maybe not a straight-up request, but you could say you could text someone say hey. That's as much sure what's your Venmo David- Williams- 60 send those requests. It's a picture of Don't want them to send requests. Send those deposits into my account. It's a picture of him looking off Ronnie Woo Woo, I believe.

With Trent in the background. Kyle, what you got? McVitty's Digestive, anyone? Oh! Little treat. Little chocolate biscuit. Everybody's favorite cookie in the UK Have you had one yet? Oh? And see what all the fuss is about

And is that your Lucy right there? No, it's not can someone throw me a Lucy. Yeah, I got you What beautiful that was that was like a commercial right there What beautiful that was that was like a commercial right there? Casey on who can't sleep. I think you were saying that you try to get a job here at one point He used to be a viceroy. I was a viceroy no sure I was barstool Georgia Southern Wow oops Yeah, I was barstool Georgia Southern I I started the page and Tex Tex used to be our person if you know who that is and you got reprimanded for doing the same tweets over and over Oh god. Yeah, I don't know I had a different. I had a more refined palette for humor back then

I would do like a lot of like grimace stuff, and then I would do really really bad whatever that means What's a lot of grimace stuff? I was pretty early on the grimace stuff I'd write like articles and stuff about like grimace is gonna be here and like what is this like what are you a Georgia Southern fan oh yeah well I went to Georgia so okay yeah this was when I was in college yeah I didn't know yeah uh-huh Cole Swindell Luke Bryant Danny McBride was born there son of son of states, bro But yeah, I would run it and then whatever we do the smoke shows and all kinds of fun Or she do the smoke show is smoke shows so were you curating them yourselves the smokes? Yeah, yeah, it's taking a peek

You got to yeah, what's quality control? It would have been great on Barstool Idol. Oh, yeah Yeah, no I applied to be an intern never got it But I was a Viceroy I did it for years did it for several years is fun or the who are the perks of that job? Oh Lord, I don't know You're saying from Barstool or from society I Open-ended Back then I had stopped drinking already, so I couldn't even use it like to do cool party stuff But I would do like man on the street interviews at parties like really poorly

Cuz I'd be really anxious and there's like a lot of people and yeah, I'd like ask him about like the Muppets or something or something I cuz I don't know he hated it It's a nightmare. What kind of muppets questions would you have I said? What's your favorite muppet? Yeah like who is this guy? This guy's in our party George related content, then I'd start panicking and then I just leave the party and they were like was he just here to ask them I'd normally get one or two questions out so whatever it was I'm like what was that for? And I liked it it allowed me to be kind of funny and yeah sometimes people would get real upset

About whatever like the grimace stuff or whatever instead of posting your required smoke show bikini clad voluptuous girls, you did grimace pictures? So when the account was passed on to the next generation, to the next generation, they just cleared the slate. They deleted everything. They cleared almost all record of me ever being there. Oh damn.

48 posts, yeah. This is yeah, man They dropped the ball because I brought it up to 40,000 and that was 10 years ago remiss in the muppets They blew it I've pretty much have that many followers and then still delete it all That's all that was back advice race was at the Wild West like you used to be able to post anything and everything That's so funny. They're expecting you like live tweet games. They just see grimace And the communication from the higher-ups was just like one 300 person group chat Yeah, oh, yeah, I was on the whatever that thing is called. I was Barstool Ruckers

I say you didn't have to help me make shirts or like run the Barstool Bar events I tried but it was all run by you There was no sort of? Guidance or any sort of like this would be a good thing to do so I would do like open mics that no one would come To that's not even a lucrative Get people to interested in the company Come see me do stand-up because it's like I went to really rural college Georgia Southern And no one else did it so two or three people would show up

And they would be like what is barstow? This guy oh yeah, I love barstow. It's the guy that if I like Swedish chef Bunsen honeydew Message was muddled I'll say that It's a confusing time. But I loved doing it, and yeah man, it was fun. We gotta get you the reins back. Sure, get me out.

Yeah, we gotta get you the login for Jordan. Y'all have to have access somewhere. We probably do, we almost definitely have the guys upstairs that have that. Gio's probably watching right now. He's gonna make you sign immediately. Plug me back in in I need it I'm ready bring me into the high grimaces finally relevant. This is my time Going into the information chamber I

Have gotten probably about 50 Venmo requests that's on you Hey one of them I'll pay this one for 54 cents. What do they ask? You bumped my high noon at scholars in Boston three years ago. We're the same height Sense you know what I? Apologize for bumping into you at that bar in Boston a few years ago. You got that that was your horse's jockey Dave maybe oh Yeah, do you choose your jockeys was your horse's jockey Dave maybe oh yeah do you choose your jockeys for your horse we do hope typically you do for the best races

obviously the jockeys have more say in what horse they want to ride okay never Never mind the best so we had one of our horse shards Last summer was in the The Breeders Cup turf mile championship, which is a huge huge It's like a half million dollar purse, and he came in fifth which is an accomplishment. Yeah So the ghost energy gauntlet oh yeah we do Casey are you gonna do it got to all right oh I'm ready all right do you uh have a ghost okay I don't know how to do the play goal only like Wyatt play goalie holy shit so I feel about this I can walk you through I'm excited does MOOC want to play goalie what I go out there. Yeah here

I can walk you through it while we do it bring him a ghost. Yeah, let's talk about ghosts Someone grab a case you got a peaches one there we go Nick Shout out the ghost the flavor the summers here all new ghost energy iced tea lemonade It's bursting with lemonade and finishing with a smooth sweet tea flavor. This can is the perfect ride along all summer long Smooth sweet tea flavor. This can is the perfect ride along all summer long Will be sipping it on the golf course pickleball courts and at the beach all summer like all other ghosts energy It's fully transparent fully loaded feel good energy zero sugars. No artificial flavors 200 milligrams of natural caffeine tate. I don't know how you got through the stream yesterday without the ghost

Shout out ghosts. We use ghosts all the time. They were needed. Yeah, they were a sponsor for it. We've been the ones that go over six hours is when we start breaking out the energy drink. Yeah, absolutely need it. So shout out to ghost and we're going to case you run the ghost gauntlet and this PCA jersey. This should be good. There we go. Nick's laying out for him. I think we've seen it all gauntlet wise.

Yeah. Still like the competition aspect, but I don't know what more could we see? What hasn't been done yet? You're a little out. I'm not out on it. I love the leaderboard. I love the... Because I think the record could be broken.

The record could definitely. I'm trying to think of something that hasn't been done yet. Who has the record? Big Cat. Big Cat, yeah. I feel like it's crazy, because a lot of the times you guys have very athletic folks who aren't great at the golf. Good?

All right. TJ, you're right. No one's tried some funny stuff. No one's done some funny stuff. No one's like done a trick shot You always launch a half court shot Half-heartedly, but yeah, no one's made a half course shot. All right, okay. See you ready I'm ready. All right, and who has the last spot still? We don't have to talk about them. I don't want to bring insult to injury. We're good next Sam Goldfinger off the books

Okay, all right. Yeah, see three two one go He's going to muddle it up though. There you go, slide that one out. Yeah, boom, swish. That's it. Like Sox Dave in the net. David has moved. There you go. That orange gotta go to some point. Oh, man.

PCA Dave was for sure one of those kids in high school that was like soccer's for pussies. Oh my god he still is. Yeah. Says a waste of perfectly manicured grass. That's I think what he says. Calls them field fairies. And then he probably was like. Good call Don. And I'm sure Dave was also like, lac only for people that can't play baseball. Oh nice Yeah Baseball issues, but I think you should go one-handed that yeah, I agree there we go. Oh, there you go, Casey

Nice hey good times still there for sure See that Jay, oh wow the behind the way see that's what I'm talking about step back Yep, that's new Spice it up a little bit There you go Hit it Hit it. There you go. Sit in this chair.

Here you want, here you. You got a good round going. You're on pace to wow us. You'll be able to crush these. 11 US presidents whose first name begins with the letter J. J Edgar Hoover. See? We haven't seen that yet.

Jeremy Jam, Parks and Rec. That's a double. Five colors in Magic the Gathering. Red, black, green, white, red. Five planetear rings in Captain Planet. Nine Matt Damon movies. Most common street names. Oh, he played White Sox Dave.

I'll do Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting, The Talented mr. Ripley The Martian interstellar Oh the departed Was that five interstellar has to be up there yep here. He had the departed Five or two more total street names What what most famous street names in America? Oh?

Martin Luther King Boulevard just like most common like Elm Street yeah, there you go. Yeah one more come on Madison Avenue yeah James Madison Main Street 332 solid time yes okay and you're not that winded let me get these Matt Damon's is you know driving me crazy I gotta get two more nine highest box office ones you got it though Look you're already done Yeah, I know this is personal Some things are bigger than they got one It's about being able to lay your head on the pillow at night

Matt Demas Matt darling Matt DiMarlo What am I missing? Do you want a a hint it's like it's like a franchise Yeah, oh any sequel the born ultimatum. Yeah. Yeah There's another one The born legacy. I don't know if he's in that one actually the born supremacy the born identity All the born you got that one. Yeah, let's see where you lie

Not bad at all you're right above Nick Coletti. I'll take it. And Colk Kmet. Yeah, the Bears tight end. I'll take it. Wait, did he beat Colk Kmet? Yeah. Okay. Yep, naturally. There you are. I want to come. Stavros had a 244. Yeah. Oh, Cam. Where in the hell'd that come from? We went to Six Flags. I made more three-pointers than Ken Patterson. He was pissed How many more I was dialed in he hit like 12 I hit 14 I was one away from the Jersey no fucking I've never seen anybody win the Jersey 14 out of 15. They couldn't believe wow They started looking around every guy You go I can assure you I got bigger things going on take you not being able to leave a carnival before getting every big

Prize that would be a good one that would take us forever Literally because I think 90% of those games are you can't win them. They're shoot the star. You know I'm talking about shoot the star Yeah, like carnivals Yeah, they have a BB gun they load with like maybe a hundred BBs And there's a star in a little piece of paper you got to shoot the star and it You they don't give you enough BBs But I think they might at the same time so I spent a lot of money on that we are doing that Uh the one you guys came up with on the yak we have coming up fuck

Yes, it was it was supposed to be soon, but big cat has he wants to be here for ya Yeah, but yeah, we're gonna clear an entire jeopardy board a game of jeopardy as an office sitting on the main one board not double yeah, right right we're gonna have the big board and we all sit here and And it's real. It's from the jeopardy database. Yep, and we get a random board. I think as an office What do you mean by as an office everybody in the every single person has a seat out there And we can't leave into a perfect board of Jeopardy That's cool Yeah, that's everybody. I feel like that'd be easy

I don't know it hope a Jeopardy has a lot of biblical stuff sure a lot of obscure history Bible chaps is good at the Bible. He used to be a minister. Yeah, it's huge what the seminary he's got the very cool life I think mm-hmm a lot of stories he didn't see a boob till he was he was pretty old though that's really that's not that cool but he said it's like over 3 last one the last Damon the great wall oh yeah was that on the list Matt Damon a hero of China what about um saving private Ryan why isn't that on there he's got a scene in that see like he's private right yeah he is private Ryan right He didn't need saving

He was already with his brothers the only brothers you have Yeah Oh man all right boys anything else spin it spin it spin it Casey. Thank you for joining us. Thank you guys Sorry, I whiffed the wiffle ball if it wasn't because of that. I would have done a lot better, but I'm happy to be here. Thanks You did good. It was nothing was bad. Yeah, let's get you that password back. I thought I was already driving Cool Thanks guys. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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