The Yak - We Found a SECRET TUNNEL and Steven Found His New Favorite Color | The Yak 12-10-24

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I Know what they are so I said flip them because your cord is whoa That was that across your body. Who did that? Who's on sound today? The man can't fade. You got to fade that dog. The video shut out early. All right, let's start it over. Try it again.

Guys, Kate's too hot on the intro. I love it. It's a good boost. It's a good boost. It's a good boost. They could be bigger. So are you, Brandon. That's not true.

That's true. That's true. Get your drugs, yes, start with me. Go out with the X. That's crazy. Yeah, that's better. That's better. That's better.

I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. You good? Let's see. Let's see. Nailed it.

There we go. Nailed it. Dougie. Welcome in. Roback Talk. We're going to be talking about the Nailed it there we go. I'll do Dougie Welcome in row back calm promo code yak 20% off your first purchase cues his pull those hoodies joggers shorts

rowback calm promo code yak What's up guys Kyle and Nick or bad was It was good. Oh really good feels good boys back It was a quick little trip. Yeah down to New Orleans. Yeah Nolens uh-huh you guys get some gumbo. Nah crab cake Thank you by the way we were talking before you guys obviously weren't here yesterday But Steven was over laughing to a joke that was made because yesterday We were talking about how Steven has never laughed harder than and smiled wider than when he was with Gruden this weekend Did you have like a tinge of jealousy? Oh, we discussed the whole thing. It was basically like oh, that's what a real orgasm looks like

Okay, yeah He's funnier than us No funnier. No, I mean he has more interesting memorabilia for sure. Hahaha, shit! Does he make you happy? I boiled again! That was my next question. Yeah.

Alright, who's got more interesting memorabilia? Imagine, like, you catch your girl cheating and it's like, was he better in bed? No, but his memorabilia is crazy. Damn it! Not the memorabilia is crazy. Damn it! Not the memorabilia. What's the? What's that noise? That's a saw that just started going.

Oh. Right at noon. There's a lot going on in the office today. What is going on? What are they doing over there? Face his new energies. There's like a sales or something. A lot of ad people here.

A lot of ad people. The turkey boys are too tight with one another. Yes. The camaraderie was too intense. The inside jokes. A lot of ad people. The Turkey boys are too tight with one another. Yes. Oh no. The camaraderie was too intense. Inside jokes. Yeah. Walking in morning, handsome.

They're so. Right back at ya. Eddie said the White Sox Dave was nice in Turkey. Oh, he. Yeah, he's happy. He's changed? He's happy. He's a nice guy now?

He told me that he hasn't changed. Has considered moving there. To Turkey? To Turkey. We could probably finance that, right? Yeah. We've got financed? He told me that he hasn't changed has considered moving there to Turkey a turkey Oh, we could we could probably find me right. Yeah financed we we should be very supportive of this life decision He said he didn't get pissed off once in Turkey Eddie told a story that White Sox Dave Essentially did the surgery which is extremely painful and that he was like how was it? He was like it was good It was fine. It was super easy

He doesn't hurt at all and then Eddie afterwards did the surgery was like that hurt a lot, Dave He's like yeah, I just didn't want you to be nervous. That's very nice Should we do something about this It's off its axis right now. We need to get the real we need to doggie him Yeah, give the hair plugs out of them get her pink back. We need to get white socks Dave's Yeah black Come in I don't know where Danny is I forgot to text him Whoops no

Wait so you guys were with a happy white socks Dave I've just been talking to him because I'm super interested in the trip And I've had like a bunch of questions, and he is so happy to talk about it. He's not being short Every his demeanor is chip being short physically That's the whole thing though. Yeah, he's still three eight Although it matters more because a lot of women that he's gonna be lusting after can see the top of his head. Oh, that is huge.

Yeah. So very important. Is that why you don't mind, Brandon? Because I'm... Yeah, Brandon's fully bald. People don't realize that. Yeah. I have a little bit of a crown there, but I'm...

No, I don't mind. I'm above the fray. Right. Don't have to worry about it. Yeah. That's true. I don't know, Wemby could be bald. Yeah. Wemby could have the Da Vinci code on top of his head.

Nobody's ever hired Wemby. Who's ever seen his scalp? Who has ever seen that man's scalp? T.J., Google Wemby's scalp. Okay. Should we get White Sox down here? I'll pay serious money for a photo of that. I think you can break them just

Yeah, get them back here and get get the real Dave back All right Steve Stephen get Danny on here and get white socks Dave down here, too Let's just. Back to Danny finishing up a poo one sec He said poo. I don't like poo. He said P.O.O. Oh He's a poo guy British Pooh that's it yeah, that makes him a toddler say I'm in the bathroom or something Dump shit taking a fucking I've been saying crud lately taking a crud

Uh-huh I stole it from a chef Donnie's roommate because I peed at their place. He was like were you taking a a crud? That's not- That don't work. Uh-huh. I stole it from Chef Donny's roommate. Because I peed at their place. He was like, were you taking a fucking crud? That sounds like a Beavis and Butt-Head. Taking a crud? You thought it a fucking crud? That's way more gross than any type of shit. So gross.

Taking a crud? Crud might be the worst adjective. Because you like- Or noun. Crud somehow implies that it's still lingering down. Yeah. Yo crud, you gotta wipe a a lot crud is like crumbles Yeah, blue cheese crumble. Yeah, Danny's a poo guy. I that is a little children thing

Taking a poo or because he does he talk does he call his fucking cock his peepee? Yeah, got a little poo on my peepee You know how it is Face is a smile you look good bald You know, thank you sure when people tell you though. Why don't you just go bald? What do you say? Now I can't if I want do you know what it is It's that you have a great full beard. Yeah, if you have a great full beard you can be you can pull it off better Yeah, so you get a face lift something right? chisel jar

Everything looks better chin face lift I Know it's against the rules in this office to improve Yes, it is like big time. Yeah, so this is quite uncomfortable, but I don't know yeah Well said That's it so you wish you would have done this earlier I Don't know I I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't Like this content verticals right? But um I'm glad that I

Know I can pull off the ball now if I want But I I'm telling I think I'm gonna go with Vincent Vega first What what is that Vincent Vega from fiction fiction? Yeah, well? What's the look his hair is that is that John Travolta? Yeah, you have like a bow ponytail a ponytail, right? Yeah Yeah, you gotta wear a suit every day. That'll look really good I thought you were doing the tight fade the MMA fighter who was the guy I may How could you possibly get to Vincent Vega? Yeah, what's the Lord Farquaad? No wasn't doesn't doesn't poor Yeah, doesn't poor you are you poor faked it? You can't be both

I I so I can't bick my head or touch it for another a legit year I can't shave it again for a year so fuck it up. Oh, so you will go Vincent I have to I have to let it grow yeah, you're not even you're you're not even consenting to Vincent Vega That's just what's gonna happen. Just what's coming. Yeah? Yeah, why did of all people? Why'd you choose Vincent Vega because I watch Pulp Fiction on playing out there. I'm like Could have gone Samuel Maybe I will yeah get a perm that that big fro. Yeah. All right, so time out for this conversation real quick We just found out something that is really troubling. We're pro Dave anti Danny. Yeah

Danny did you know that Danny says poo when he's going to take a shit what Stephen? Between us what I that Danny I was speaking che I felt like he was a poo guy and if I said shit who might TMI so what if you had been texting big cat? What would you said you said I probably would have taken a dump. I wouldn't have mentioned either I probably would have said be there in five. What about if you're texting Nick? I probably would have been specific like diarrhea Yeah, you adapt you accommodate to whoever you're talking about. Jay is a poo guy Dave I would have said shit. I might have the same way I do that. I would say bathroom to Kate Yeah, and crud all you guys. Yeah. Yeah yeah you're talking to a kid you gotta go

like home do do yeah but saying poo to another grown man is yeah we just found out he doesn't you say he's a grown man Steven are you a poo guy you're looking at it before I've heard it yeah no what do you say put all your kids tell my kids yeah poop yeah that's a kid thing poop is better than poo Danny Agreed poo makes it sound like you're trying to be cute with yeah Yeah, it's like I think poo is the verb and poop would be the noun The way I use no oh That kind of makes sense take a boat as the headphone hurt finishing up a poop. Oh

Yeah, careful if you had like an emotional or anger Mental breakdown Turkey mmm have you have anyone has anyone got pissed at you for what? But on the plane last night Yeah, I fell asleep on the plane lost my air air pod it just fell out of my ear, and I didn't realize it and um Apparently there are a couple chicks behind me. We're like get the fuck off the plane like it's just an air pod I literally looked for it for five seconds, and I said fuck the air pod. I'm walking off the plane So apparently it got pissed at me. Is that what you're talking about? Well, this is when you were deep planning yeah, we're taking too long wait

Why were you bothering them though because they were behind me and we were de-boarding the plane But you were looking for the airplane literally like glanced under my seat And I didn't see it like right off the rip, and I'm like I don't give a shit I want to get the hell off this plane get in my bed. Why can't they just go? It was like it was a small plane so like two seats and two seats in the aisle It was a small plane so they couldn't have gotten around me But I could not it was like eight seconds that I looked like you were standing in the aisle looking in your seat I was standing in the aisle there there it is

just get in your seat I'm sorry get out of the aisle let them go couldn't how am I gonna get under my seat I had to be in the aisle to look under let them go go to the other seat mm-hmm I was in the front of the plane there there I was blocking you were in the front of the scene In front of plane blocking the aisle and you're wondering why they got a floor It could not have been more than 10 seconds. I When you're deplaning ice long time. I didn't sure it happened Wait exactly you said you you actually accommodated them. So I said fuck the airpods I didn't know this is even happened until Megan told me this morning. Oh what and even hear the body

No, I didn't hear them Megan told me about it this morning But Megan one of the women maybe Wait so people are saying that you're nice now and happy I can be happy But I have I think he might still he just said I could be But you guys like it's like shocking that I can have a good time the story that yeah Yeah with no like What do you mean I?

Used to be like fucking Eddie told us a shocking story though about what he said that you were you told him The surgery wasn't that bad even though it was painful because you didn't want him to be nervous Yeah, that's like a real nice friend that that's not how it went except it. It's a good Worry that would still got a lot hold on hold on hold on that would be a good thing Yeah, that is what a good human would do that is not what I did I told him it was fine and an easy and great So he wouldn't get cold feet because I wanted him to experience those shots in the back of the head

Because it fucking sucked and they actually hurt that makes a lot more okay Yeah, that's you just you actually were doing that I do is not to make him feel comfortable you were doing that so he could feel Pain. Yes, okay that We didn't lose white socks if you change you probably are out of a job. I can't speak. Yeah, we have to see what I just resigned today Oh Dave well buddy. I got it today. I got to send it back, but oh She's been offered So you didn't really have a sign you haven't signed it. It's going but I have it in my hands Yeah, but there's it's stuff could still have a water ball in your hands we know and then

Big I've been saying this is all a huge butterfly effect of the White Sox being the worst team in baseball Yeah, it's like a guy retiring or quitting drinking. He's like now I could travel the world I'm doing different music podcasts and all this so do we thank the White Sox here Dave? No, we don't thank them for anything. Yeah, they still are the like the main stressor in my life. Yeah What uh have you so you can't ejaculate for a while not for a week from today? What we know no they're not allowed to again. Why what Eddie just had caffeine for the first time yeah? They basically what Eddie told us and we're still trying to work out how this thing works

But you go to Turkey you get the hair transplant then they give you all these rules That are like rules to live a healthy life, and then your hair comes back like they're not allowed to drink you can't Caffeine no stress. They got to sleep no hats and then your hair comes back. Like they're not allowed to drink. You can't have stress. Caffeine, no stress, they gotta sleep. No hats. And then their hair comes back. Have you been following the rules pretty strict? Yeah. You didn't have a blunt right after surgery?

I did. Okay. You jerk off after that? No, no, I'm drawing the line at pretty much weed just to like quell boredom I've had like three or four beers since okay so you're not following the rules strictly at all not are you avoiding rain no okay I am avoiding it but I'm not I'm being forced into rain are you not forced into rain? Yeah, we...no spoilers

Oh, in New Orleans, yeah No spoilers there, but yeah, it was a rough day for it I was, I was, I was You know, I was like legitimately nervous I didn't sleep the night before cause I saw the forecast I'm like, this is gonna go horribly, but we're good Oh yeah, Nick sent us a picture, right? Can you show us the picture?

You told me that was for your personal collection. No, he sent it directly to us. Never believe it. He lied to my face. I knew he did. I'm not a good guy. I know you're not. You're...

Yeah. That's so bad. That is for women with dreadlocks. That is what it's for. You should have worn one of those little umbrella hats. And so that was just like a greenhouse effect of just steam and heat and sweat that stayed on my head for me five minutes It was it was legit a greenhouse on my head Hi well we didn't lose white socks Dave no that's really the important yeah, or still white socks Dave How's your first big blow up gonna be?

That can come at any time yeah good. Yeah, Do you have more confidence now? No. He pulls his hair out. Yes you do No, I don't. Your step has like a bounce in it. You've been laughing. Every bit is irrationally confident as I've ever been. I was gonna say Yeah, you've always been very confident. That's why I was curious if you have more confidence. Can you be more confident? No, that's that's dangerous. It's just a more pleasant confidence. Probably more appropriately. You appreciate Islam more now. I do. Waking up, I was just telling Ed, waking up to the sala every morning at 6.30 AM,

it was weirdly beautiful and cool. That would be awesome if you converted. Would you consider? You were doing the temple out here. You'd convert to Islam. Yeah. I don't know. TJ. Let's sell it would it be a conversion if I'm not coming from anything Yeah, yeah, you're converting into it, but I'm not anything right now. That's something you're converting from nothing Atheists atheism to Islam I would love to see you praying. What is every like five hours? It's every five times

It's a face. Yeah five times a day have your prayer rug. We have that wheel rug Yeah, I've said this whole trip was really just like an adult baptism like they all came back new people They found their faith. It's great. It's great to see you blinder Yeah, I think he pulls that off. Why do I I mean they didn't do it well But if like he went to a barber and asked for the piggy-blinder the Tommy Shelby I think he'd look good. Yeah. Yeah, he does. He looks good All right. Well, I'm happy we didn't lose white socks Dave, but I'm also happy that you're gonna get Vincent Vega here That's gonna be so funny. So yeah, I think that's probably gonna be like nine ten months from now

Hopefully like on the way at least were you a little bummed out that you realized that you looked good bald No, okay. I can't believe how many people are like why did why did you go all the way? I just went to the coolest fucking city on earth for a week and people are like why'd you do that that cool city? I don't know one. I don't think a city can be better than a symbol how many other cities you have World I have been to I have been to like eight countries. Really? I've been to Istanbul. Yeah, there were.

Whoa. A lot. That's all of Europe. I've been to Munich, Frankfurt, London, Strasbourg, Zurich, Switzerland. I've been to Austria, not a major city in Austria. I've been to Basel, but I've been to pretty decent sized cities. He did a big World War II tour last summer. Oh yeah.

I've been to most major American cities, New Orleans I just checked off. Istanbul is the coolest place I've ever been to. Yeah people do say that. They say it's 1-1. You're thinking about moving there? I'd start Barstool Istanbul. We can do that prayer. You gotta be careful what you say man.

Were there any stools there? It all sounds great. One random stoolie said what's up to me in the streets? That's awesome and one of one of the They have the Grand Bazaar, which is The oldest operating business in the world like 3,000 continual years of operation or whatever and One one guy his name was Khan. He ran up to Donnie He's like Donnie Donnie huge fan, and he was just our tour guide the next couple days Wow and he was just some random 26 year old kid that follows Donnie

That's awesome. Yeah Donnie absorbs dude. Yeah, he does He finds creatures they like gravitate towards him in such an awesome way, and it just makes the content so much better You like Donnie? He could start a cult in a day. He could. He could. Yeah. I'd join. Oh yeah.

Like do you remember that Sahara Dodge? Yeah. Like those types of people, yeah. We met this woman in a cemetery in Detroit. And we were smoking weed with her and she called me Hitler. Well no, she said you were Hitler reborn. Reincarnated yes.

Oh wow, what a compliment. She was gauging our souls to see if we were old or new souls and Dave used to be Hitler Oh, I am reincarnated from the age. I feel like that was been brought up. Wait were we smoking weed at like Aretha Franklin's grave? Yeah, her mm-hmm. I think we were I uh Henry Ford's it was Henry Ford's yeah. Yeah, we saw Aretha Franklin's grave though Yeah, didn't she just die It was Aretha Franklin right the queen of Soul. Yeah, she did just die. Not just a year ago? No, it hasn't been long. This was three plus years ago. Yeah, this was like 20-21.

She died three years ago? Well, it looks like she was a freshman. She did the video in like 2021, I think. Right? Maybe she died three years ago. Damn. 2018? Whoa! I was way off. Time, man. Fuck yeah. Alright, well thank you Dave. Great to have you back. Great to be back. You can't ejaculate for... No coming. No coming. But you broke all the other rules. There's no science behind that.

You got hot and now you can't come. You broke every other rule, Dave. Just come. Come, man. Your girl has to be barking for it. Yeah. Now broken or every other rule Dave just come Yeah Sexual activity Right. Oh what smokes and Rudy are the ones that said no coming so I'm just I'm Doing it out of solidarity with them even though I know they both of those guys have had sex since I got back and also you can't Come without sexual activity. Can you they're fucking they're fucking with you?

They said they're not gonna come and then I think Rudy fuck like three times this morning probably yeah fucking your fake hair off All your tits Fuck my hair off. I'm gonna just fucking get in there. I'm gonna fuck you till I'm bald All right, well thank you Dave great to have you back new man white thoughts on New Orleans as a city It was the biggest shit hole I've ever stepped Not in a bad way though It was the biggest shithole I've ever stepped in. Not in a bad way though. I know that.

Biggest shithole you've ever stepped foot in. I like shitholes sometimes. Like I can, you guys know I want to scuzz it up in Windsor with you one day. That's right. When Kyle finally leaves the country. So I like scuzzy. So I say it in like an endearing way. But it, like we are at a bar. I'm eating jumble eye and crab cakes.

And I'm facing the bathroom door I and crab cakes and I'm Facing the bathroom door. It's like 10 feet from me. I saw a cockroach crawl across that bathroom door That was like this big. Yeah, it was like the size of my dog. Yeah, so I think that is that can be endearing Yeah for New Orleans a great place is it I would never want to live there Is a crazy place. Yeah All right Game time game time is focused on togetherness this holiday season when you bring people together at live events the experience is That much better. It's the perfect gift. You know how much we love game time now with their brand new game time picks feature

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Okay, I'll just say it. Wow. Heartthrob? Italian? Oh, fuck, it wasn't me. Pokemon Super Fan? Yeah, yeah. I probably have crossed paths with this guy in the forums. I mean, this was you yeah

Yeah, this is a younger version of you Luigi if you guys didn't scoop me up. I don't know but uh West WVU and Penn So yeah, similar. Yeah by any means yeah His abdomen looks a lot better than mine mm-hmm Yeah, it's true. We have a lot of interests look at that though literally murder my whole Yeah This is I mean I love this Luigi. I don't like I love this saga Yeah, wish it was I wish they didn't get him yet. I know I wait

I don't I still think that he was maybe trying to get caught there's a lot. I talked about on the rundown There's a lot of numerology with this mm-hmm. Yeah, even his Pokemon right Pokemon number even what is the Pokemon number? Brie loom okay to know five 28 five It was like two six two eighty six okay something like that. I don't know my number. There's numerology. What's he saying? What's the Pokemon saying right Brie loom is a grass fighting it evolves from shroomish It can be really good

Seed what's he saying? I don't know I haven't gotten it yet explain the numerology. How'd he get a Pokemon number? Pokemon are numbered in the Pokedex got it. It's how's it attached to him? You don't know the Pokedex that's in his header The Pokemon's in his header. That's how many people he was following that somebody tweets He had so many miles from the murder. He was 286 wait seriously. I think so Altoona very schizo So and then 286 also is like something in healthcare and a weird Bible verse It's a weird Bible verse. Can you look it up TJ? It's someone had it whereas like a weird Bible verse. It's a weird Bible verse. Can you look it up TJ? It's someone had it where it's like a weird Bible verse. It's also a code in health care. They found his like Spotify and he might've had 286 like songs. Very strange. I do feel like. All right.

So here it is. Relume is a 286 Pokemon in his banner. Altoona is 286 miles away from NYC. Luigi has exactly 286 tweets still funny seeing the name Luigi 286 is the denial code So there's a code in health care that's denying Denial code explanation denial code 286 is when the appeal time limits for a health care claim are not met Wow when the appeal time limits for a healthcare claim are not met. Wow. Damn. 26 posts.

Wow. How many? So he was trying to get caught then. I don't, maybe? Well, I mean, he was sitting in a McDonald's. With the gun. With the gun and his coat and all the same shit. He didn't even try to like.

Right. Crush and hash browns, by the way That's that's what I would do. Yeah, I do wish he had gotten away for longer. That was him in the McDonald's eating a number 286 Wasn't his receipt I don't know there was a lot of 286 Yeah wild stuff, what do you think Brandon? I? Don't know why is Luigi a funny name, but Mario's not they're both funny. Yeah, they're both Mario I don't know anything yeah, I Can meet a guy named Mario, and I think that's probably because of Mario Lemieux Mario Williams

Yeah, Luigi is borderline. Oh Chalmers. Hilarious. Luigi's hilarious. You don't know a Luigi, who's Luigi? Has there ever been a pro athlete Luigi? Luigi De Toma for the Pistons in 2012 maybe, 2010? It does feel like when you name a baby Luigi. Baby Luigi. This is gonna be funny.

Yeah. It's gonna be fucking hilarious. I said this years ago, but that was my first choice for names for my son Luigi. Yeah Wasn't your wife and he hit us with a ceviche joke Luigi that was my first choice. Yeah as a joker no serious to Tommy Gina or Emma Luigi, right? He's a Luigi Luigi. Yeah, right John Luigi before Proverbs 28 six reads better as a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man Who's crooked in his way, but he's not poor right? No, not at all

His grandparents own country clubs and old folks homes and wrestling in high school. Yeah, I think is yeah, I saw that wrestler damn so Jack Mac is the one who? Broke the news about the whole back pain the back surgery Yeah He went to like his goodreads account and saw like the back pain books people are speculating that he may have went crazy from chronic Back pain and a surgery that didn't work back pain will fuck you up So they had people were up like it is the most it work. Back pain will fuck you up. That's what, yeah, people were like, It is the most.

It had me worried. It fucks you up real bad. It's a realistic fate. Spoke with a source that a lot of friends went to high school with, Luigi Mangione. What keeps coming up is a back surgery that changed everything for him and went absolutely crazy, damn.

Luigi. Is so funny. Also, I heard from, I said it on the rundown, but Spider had a friend of a friend of a friend who said, this kid went to the same high school as the Raven's commander's attacker guy. Whoa. What kind of people is that private school?

Fancy pants private boys school pumping out some angry fellas. Oh no. Oh no. Oh. No. That could be false, but. Oh. It's. Oh no. Oh no. No. That could be false but. It's an eyebrow thing.

Eyebrow school. It's all eyebrows. Yeah. That's, that was what I was saying to Nicky Smokes upstairs like, me, Nicky Smokes, Malisek, Luigi, you can't be going and committing crimes because people will be able to figure out

right away from your eyebrows. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Like, and I feel like he could have gotten away oh my god shit wow he looks just like now wow and he looks like a Jonas brother yeah yeah he does yeah I almost see you know brow going Luigi I'll be damned It is quite a name to be Luigi Mangione Yeah, and his I think his cousin is like a state representative his cousin Marilyn Dino

Fucking Italian good name. They're so funny You know and Luigi. I was supposed to be Santino. Oh, that would've rocked. Don't look it. Yeah, you wouldn't have carried it. Instead you're Nick. Yeah, I'm fine with that.

Fine with that. Santino terrain. Tino. Tino would be cool. Tino would be cool. Do you know what you would've been if you were a girl? There was no chance I was ever gonna be a fucking girl. No. I think you would evolve into matching that name with your personality

I think that's what will happen. There's like a theory that like people do stuff that fits their name. Yeah, I forget what that's called But quarter quarterbacks are a perfect example Well, like what give me an example like every quarterback name makes sense that they're a quarterback right for the most part Is like, do you know does anyone here have a name that doesn't match them I? Was I was gonna be a Raphael? I want to be what yeah, and I think you you would not be good I would have your Raphael. Yeah, I've been you have the mustache for it. I was gonna be TJ No hitting yeah, I can see that and they changed it to Brandon at the last minute Damn, I was gonna be Brooks. That's cool

That was my mom considered you you look Brooks You can pull it off maybe even more so than a mark that they just named you Titus. Yeah Was it Kate that forgot your name? I thought your first name was Titus Sorry about speaking of which Nick Case gonna be jealous of you cuz Titus gets to crack you today Okay fun. I bet he's gonna crack you Let's let's end the show with the show. Yeah, I'm gonna do it now, okay?

Just want to see someone get crap Santino would not have agreed to that no definitely not All right, this towel whip is brought to you by Body armor The show is brought to you by body armor sports drink Surviving bar so which is back tonight tomorrow night Thursday night 7 p.m.. Or sorry 8 p.m.. Eastern 7 p.m.. Central We were fueled by body armor so real hydration real ingredients packed with electrolytes vitamins and nothing artificial body armor sports drinks Has great tasting flavors like strawberry banana and orange mango get yours today at Walmart or a local grocery store near you

Okay, so the thick towel I want you to look me you got a you got a I mean you got to take off your Your in chords to drop as a Cute little butt. Cute little butt? That's a butt that poos. Such a... That's a little poo butt. Oh boy.

Woof! Ahhhh! I'll be easy on ya. There's enough cameras, Luke. I'm just doin' my job. Nooooo! Oh! Just missed. Oh That was a good one that was a crack Cracked you good. That was a crack. Did you last time right? Yeah, I'm getting familiar with your ass

That was a crack holy shit hey, I know this ass You guys see Stevens blue car It was very I really wanted to hate it, but he's on a streak right now That just dropped He said when I asked him about it before the show he said have you ever seen a car that color? Yeah, I have I think that blue may have come out in the I don't know Aretha Franklin never saw that But you know you don't see that blue very often. Omaha 21, did we not have a car of that color? Nah.

I mean- It was blue as hell. We had a car that was blue, I don't know if it was that blue. Not that blue, Brad. That is so blue. That blue ain't manmade. No, that's alien.

Woo, yes it is. That's alien. No way. Ooh. Did it really take your breath away? Did you let out an audible? Yeah, so I was actually running to the train I got on a call at big guy

I was running to the train at that time and I stopped and I was like holy shit and I couple cars I take a photo of this is incredible Yeah, I couldn't tell if he was just like more amazed by seeing that blue So I was like, would you ever get a car that blue goes off without a doubt? My next car will be that color without a doubt That that blue is incredible. Yeah, no, that's awesome. I've never seen that before there. There are close blues to that but not Somebody tweeted at me whatever the car was it some type of Volkswagen. There's Suv yeah, and

Yeah, that's that's a remarkable blue corn corn flour corn flake blue someone's one said wow It's definitely not corn flour or corn. You mean is it cobalt Steve? No, I think that's like the name of the Pantone corn flour Town multiple people send that Corn flake blue it just sucks because Steven is on a streak right now. It started with that pepper that we ate on Friday. But things that I want to instinctively be like, fuck you, Steven.

But then I saw the blue and I was like, damn, he's right. That is a hell of a blue. Did you guys already talk about how he was eating the pepper at 10 in the morning this morning? Oh, no. Blue cheese crumbles before 11 AM is. with the fake chicken. I had some real chicken I brought okay good corn flour blue god damn it Well, I mean right it's really blue. It's so blue

It's it's that looks I need to see it in person because you did Tell this all started yeah, yeah Is that your favorite color Steve? It's gotta be This misgrown man just found his favorite color today. I mean this is a showstopping color Found his favorite color today. I mean this is a showstopping color That's pretty cool to be like today. I found my favorite color. Yeah, I'm jealous. Yeah When did that color come out TJ? That's a new draw in a lot of 2019, okay? Rita Franklin everything all that yeah, folks why I'm using it

It's great. What do you guys even save for your favorite color? I don't even know I'll say Carolina blue Yeah, I think Carolina blue I disregard anyone who asks that question mm-hmm What's your favorite color? I mean that's like a so anyone under like 10 years old Now I went an adult does it it's like what's your middle name? What if my youngest kid asked you what's your favorite color was that yeah? No, it's an appropriate. It's an appropriate all us from a child So what is your favorite color it might be blue? I think it's like a turquoise something that reminds me of the the beach the ocean yeah, I love you I like the UCLA color scheme. I think yes Tropical you like that like your background used to just be fruit dropped into water right your phone

Background well, that's a psychological trick What for what to look at something nice and pleasant every time I open my phone up? Which is a hundred times is it still your background now? It's New York City skyline. It's one of those eras Yeah Yeah, your phone background should not be like your family or your wife I agree with that yours would be something that makes you something that makes you happy Fucking family, I guess I get why people do that Wife on there, dude put some most common phone background dog your pet

I've got it out of dog. I have earth you do the default earth Yeah, I always cool cuz it uh it's cool. It rotates the Sun so like you can you can see where the Sun is Like it will be if I looked at right now be all all of America would be Sun and then it is the Sun sets That's cool. Yeah Kind of cool. Yeah a little bit a little bit 07 oh That's totally different it's not cornflakes yeah, would this be a showstopper Stephen I Have to see it in person. It's not cornflake. Yeah, would this be a showstopper Stephen? I have to see it in person

I mean it looks pretty good right now, but You out on purple now. It's good. I so my daughter like her for her first question Everyone is what's your favorite color so I haven't seen her since this broke What what so I mean I saw this car this morning. I haven't seen her since. Yeah, I asked are you out on purple now? I still like purple, but yeah, it's trust the data gonna be rebranded now. Oh Yeah, it has to be I love that color Starting to believe you I'm starting to believe you

He's about to he's about to give his whole life away for rebranding his whole life You've changed since you've seen that color man You got it. You got a rebrand trust that data. Oh my god Black blue bats, what's that? Can you use that color? Can you use cornflower blue is it can you print it out trademarked? Trouble there are some colors that are trademarked right yeah I'll have to see if I don't know which ones. I think Carolina blue is yeah definitely has to be I bet a lot of teams And so yeah, that's X color. Yeah, so I think I can can we get our own color the action I have a we should drop a color. I think should be cornflower blue. I might be into colors. Oh what that happened fast is there like what is the study of the chroma? chromology or

Color of the year just dropped. Oh, yeah, what we got from Pantone mocha moose whoa That's why is that they say why Pantone will drop the color of the year. A mood of connection, comfort, and harmony? Yeah, that would be how I'd describe it. This is some of the most uppity shit you can read. What was last year's? Yeah, look, I wanna see every year. A corn meal was the best year, like the yellow corn. Peach fuzz, I kinda like that.

I like this, yeah, peach fuzz's okay. You can buy the Pantone book, and I think each page is just a color. Love that was this one magenta that's a Viva been around that's a very common color just a year it's I mean yeah I mean it should be very very Perry I like that color too yeah do we tear this color oh here we go lavender we can yeah we can 2021 was like I like that yeah ultimate gray Yeah, we should tear this colors This could get contentious guys. Oh it absolutely should I TJ has to let go the sticks. He'll put something insane. Yeah

Teal and you got Doug back there. True wild card. Oh, just the... We're talking about the most visual thing ever on an audio based. Okay. Blue is S. This is somebody's opinion already. Blue is S. You's opinion already Okay, blue is s

You guys agree or just I? Wish there were varying colors of blue here It feels like this is surface level just take forever blue is s blue is s I think green is a RS I think black is s well. How could black be yes what I think black is s Green I don't love I think orange is see Greens better than black. I think I think yellows D. Yellows the worst yeah, I think I think pink is a good B Yeah, I think red has to be s right. I like orange better than see I don't know if red is s I think red a red a whoa

I think red a red a whoa Greens gotta be a I think purple is s or a wait you like green you think green is a no You don't think so the greens s greens no green s greens ass. Yeah, I don't like that Specific green I don't like it Purple's got a purple's a Purple's everything get BS. Purple's very controversial. I feel like We got some neutrals down there. Brown can be C? C. Make the neutral C. It's gotta be C. Yeah. White I don't love. No.

Gray is okay. Gray I like more than brown. Gray sweats? Yeah, I do like gray white's important though white is important lives matter I think wait to see or a B I'm fine with it and see be be look. What an extra gray That goes well. I think whites better you do It's a I would s plus purple a purple score s it's royalty purples s it used to be trusted data you think reds better than black greens better than black no when I think of uniforms cars black cars are cars are awesome red cars cars. Black cars are sick. Black cars are awesome. Red cars are also beautiful. No. Red cars are better than black cars. That's a midlife crisis ass move. Yeah.

Red cars are a little too showy. I've had a lot of red cars. Red cars are too showy. Black cars like, that's what you do. I don't think this list can be debated. Red Ferrari is like iconic. That's a... Yeah, but it's... That's one of those things. But you need the Ferrari part. Yeah, but then we're country flags Red is s for sure is s but you say Ferrari behind any color and it's awesome I like it. What are the colors of the American flag? Red white blue got us there start with what shit. What do we start with? starts with a friend so you can't do France All of those will be a country right? Yeah Yeah. TJ's trying to sneak white up.

Yeah, he is. I think that's right there. No, white's not it. I can live with this. Green's better than white and purple. No, it's not. So I think yellow short change and orange as well. No.

I think orange could be D. Nobody looks good in orange. Green is C. Guys, green is not good, dude. Green, no. I think orange could be D. Nobody looks good in orange. Green is C. Guys, green is not good, dude. Green's awesome. What's good about green? Green eyes, green grass, green money. He just named a bunch of good things.

I love those. Those are pretty great. Yeah, I was actually really good off the top. Brandon, green foods. No. Veggies. Oh, you want black foods? I'm not...

Question, how is brown not the worst Brown and gray are the worst what chocolate brown suits are cool poo, but imagine if chocolate was purple. Oh shit But chocolate purple right be fucking awesome Green is D. How do we become the? White is a I thought our ass. I mean I thought about it. Why does I think we nailed it. Yep, that's it crush that we can't put this out Off the web We can't put this out

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Super champion Matthew Stafford no retired yes True race position Offense or defense offense Terry Bradshaw no Doug Williams I actually think you guys will never get it. Oh

It's Kate's can I say it? Yeah say it Nick Foles. Yes, you got Yeah, that was a great sound. Yeah, that wasn't an eagle at all. Yeah, that was a sad bird. I think the eagle sound is kind of a sad sound. No, it's a screech. It's a warning. That was it. Yeah, that's exciting. Really exciting.

Very exciting. Did you see that video of the Eagles fans? So funny. After the game. They're 11 and 2. They've won 9 games in a row. Can you... It was on my... I reposted it. They're miserable. They're 11 and 2. And they've won 9 games in a row.

Was it just that weird, slowish start that's like got them all fucked up? There are 9 games in a row! Are Hurts and AJ Brown beefing Maybe but this is again 11 and 2 9 games in a row. Yeah. Yeah I don't know why we're struggling with Carolina. They suck. They want to 15 last year. We should have fucking killed them

Okay, and then it was like who we won We should have fucking killed them. It was a huh, it's an okay, and then it was like, ooh, we won. Woo! Jalen Hurts is not the answer. We're not here to put it on right now? We have a number one defense running back. Jalen Hurts is not the answer. Big time win.

Hurts balling out. Psyche, he didn't do anything. Keep calling him quarterback. Maybe draft like Jackson Dard or like Jalen Miller. Why is Brown not getting enough touches? You gotta include EJ Brown, man. I would not let Nick Siriotti come to the game within the first half daughter like a John Miller. Why is Brown not getting enough? No, bro. You gotta include AJ Brown, man. I would not let Nick Sirianni come to the game within the first half because that he

couldn't call the first set of plays. He can let Calamari. Yeah, you can't be clever. They're 11 and two. He's getting like very, really good. I don't know what we're doing. Why second to one? Run the freaking football.

What would you do differently if you coached? I would give St. Quentin the ball every time and I would pass to AJ Brown when he opened. Is that easy, Nick Sirianni? The Eagles should have won my more I just think about like if the Bears were 11 and 2 my life would be Incredible right now, but they have a the Eagles fans do have a different standard cuz they've won like yeah Dozens of Super Bowls and they're used no custom being like one of the best franchises, right? I don't know. It's so funny.

No, is that not? Don't have that wrong. You fucking suck. It's a general, whenever I ask my dad about the, it's no matter how they're doing, it's like, wow, well, they're gonna, it's always negative. They're gonna blow up. I think it's their way of, it's like karma or something. Like they have to be negative and if they're not- I think they could realistically win the Super Bowl.

Correct. They're 11 in two and have won nine in a row. Like they have to be negative and if they're not I think they could realistically win the Super Bowl correct They're 11 in 2 and have won 9 in a row Would that make them happy though? No Now that we just won I guess we're stuck with siriani for another actually big loss damn it That guy Kyle who does those videos he does like highly recommend following Yeah crossing broad We had a guy call into the the shred line with me Dave and Gruden after the games And Che the way you order

Saving Gruden. Oh, he's always talking about group. He called in his English fans like Jake Elliott sucks He's the worst we got to get rid of him. He was over one on the day Well, he has been over five on 50 yard field goals. You would know that if you were gruden grinder That hurt him deeply no it didn't he didn't carry no that one hurt him He doesn't need your approval. I don't like he doesn't really know ball She got over one over five this year on 50 yard field goals They had a chance to kick a 50 yard field goal to make it a six point game to a nine point game They chose not to do it because he's over five on 50 plus yard field goals again not a Gruden grinder hmm

That's bad. Yeah, how about that data? Huh? How about that? I'll take that Connor make this a clip. I'm gonna send it to Gruden Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait I think we should just actually try to break them up it's plant rumors easy yeah Steven doesn't even like football Do you like football check love football what if you had to pick one thing for the rest of your life? cornflower blue or football oh

My god Like an anti-fool really like Why did it take you a second my life the answer is football but the rest of your life like imagine having that in your 80s cornflower blue I didn't even think over I just discovered that color today there's still so much more you can do what if I gave you $50,000 cash but I said you can never see cornflower blue again how can you back that up? He's just not allowed to see it. I surgery like he has to give me a hundred thousand if he ever sees it I mean, I want to get my next car has to be cornflower. Okay

Guys obsessed with cornflower He saw one color one time and was like my whole life is different Maybe you just haven't seen your color yet. You haven't seen I guess so really jealous That's actually exciting that I I have not seen my color or maybe you did when you were like four And I just can't remember it or it's just like red Somebody in the chat asked if Gruden knows about day to day The history of day to day I'll say this right now We're gonna bring I'm Gruden will have to be here for day to day next year. Yes a must

He has to be here He's your mics on oh first day of the season make sense how's day to day doing or how's the data doing this year? Jets charges a day, right about the Chargers was Jets Lions Charges last year Chargers last year was Lions winning it Jared Dolphin VP. I think right which wasn't too bad. That's not bad. Yeah, the Jets good though, right? I Did have the Jets good. Oh, this gives me like PTSD. He might be it might be over the Jets. Oh You nailed this. Ohale okay bangles tough There's our above 500 like I said they would be Jack's not doing so hot

Broncos wrong Ken Jack for that nope writers are awful. Yeah Cowboys They were bad before that got hurt. No, it's a oh My Viking Vikings stink. Oh, I mean this one is anybody could have done this one. That's every every year ah Damn Jets Yeah, they could still make the playoffs 14 years and early that's wild

Jared golf MVP CD lamb offensive player of the year Max cross Oh Brian Thomas you might Jaden he's been awesome. Oh Oh hey Yikes Not horrible Not my worst bad enough to still make fun of sure jets. Let's let's see what happens if Detroit wins all it's a big victory lap How big are you or Detroit? both

fair You're you're the only expert that had Detroit Yeah Saw that sure plenty didn't Team good team only lost to one team this year also wear blue. Yeah, who the bucks oh Interesting yeah, the Lions blues Yeah, kind of close to the Fit cornflower Detroit. Yeah, it is an awesome blue though. Yeah great blue

Yeah, Maui Jim sunglasses headquartered in Peoria, Illinois. That's what that reminds me Honolulu blue on Detroit. Do you guys ever think about that if you were fans of different teams? Like how much gear you would have? Because like Carolina, if I was a UNC fan I would just be only in Carolina. Yeah I'd only wear that. That's tough with maroon. No maroon's a great color like an adult can wear without sticking out. That's Kelly Green Eagles kills me because I have very red skin and I look like an idiot when I wear it.

But that's what all the coolest retro stuff is great. It's tough to look good in Kelly green That's a tough teams with like a maroon a little pin of purple That's what I'm that's what I would like You just like I should know Are there any purple and red teams Raptors, thank you Wow that was. Wow that was really good. No we scripted that. Delete that one off the notes app. Nick was like I'm gonna ask you at some point in the show for purple and red team. Be ready. That's really impressive. Purple and red. That's a crazy scheme. What does any brands do though? No I think those are two colors that vibrate against others. Barney? That's purple and green. There's not some red in there? Nah. Is there red and green? The only red and green pro sports team is the Minnesota Wild.

Which is weird because they're complementary colors. There's a lot of yellow and purple, there's a lot of orange and blue, there's only one red and green. Very weird. It's a Christmas. Hard to make it not Christmas. Yeah and the MVSU Brandon Mississippi Valley State. Yeah, is it? Yeah, and it abina are there any other like unique no one else does it Fresno State?

I think there's no X shit. Is there a brown and Brown and yellows Wyoming Brown and orange yeah, does anybody else to the a common that's not the brown. Brown and orange? Yeah. Does anybody else do the Sacramento Kings? That looks great, I think. Red and green. Purple and black?

They asked, yeah, I guess they do. That's Ravens. Is there a cornflower blue team now that it's a color? Somebody out there said that. The team would have been invented in like 2020, right? The school? The Lions are definitely the closest. There's gotta be a soccer team.

Yeah. They don't really follow uniform colors though. No, they just change them every year. Yeah. It's like brands, right? It's all- It's like this year, we're just gonna be a lime green. Next year, we're gonna be blue. There was one club that just added like a snake

to their uniform. Yeah. It was so sick. Yeah, and they just change ads every year to that part's kind of cool Yeah, they found a way to make it so that you have to buy a new jersey every single year. Yeah Kadell will figure that out Do you think like you have a hot star player and then the team gets sponsored by like Phillips stool softener? And he's like I'm not wearing that like do you think there's ever drama? That's like hot Italian guy I like that

No, I remember though people were like outraged when they started putting advertisers on NBA jerseys People were like outraged when they started putting advertisers on NBA jerseys. Yeah, I haven't noticed them in a while. No. Is Mr. Beast that sponsors the Hornets? Is he like the jersey? Does he really?

He does. What? I didn't know that. Yeah. What's the sponsor? Is Mr. Beast or does he have a company name? Is it Feastables? Is that it?

What's the sponsor? TJ, this is a TJ thing. Yes. It's Feastables? Yeah, it's just chocolate company Oh with his logo That's crazy dude perfect stuff. I'm gonna sponsor a team soon You think I guess I'd sell blue sponsors a pickleball team What team know that um TC pickleball, what are they up to?

I didn't know that um DC pickleball. What are they up to? Pickle they keep losing to the orange crush Damn Orlando crush Are they orange? I didn't know they do like team Matches yeah, okay, but I have patch on your pickleball Infatuation well I got the itch in fact that's a I was gonna talk to you this week We've've gotta start coming at like 8 a.m. and setting it up and playing. I do that once a week, yeah. Just once a week?

Yeah, I mean, we do kids out the door and stuff like that. But yeah, once a week I can certainly. What do you think, 8 a.m. pickleball for the boys? Yeah. Because I'm here every day, so. I mean, I'm here every day, I just can't do it that early, but yeah, I can do it. I early but yeah I could do it I should do 9 a.m. we do 9 a.m. by 9 a.m. people are trickling in and I don't want to interrupt their day now you don't want other people jumping in a

little bit of that because Nikki smokes is here early and will absolutely crash this and ruin it so I would like to avoid smokes if I can. I wanted to get a couple free throws up this morning when I came in I drove the ball like twice and he stuck his head over the rail and yeah he likes to play you can't fault somebody for liking to play. Yeah we gotta get it going. So you know which we have a oh 1958? Whoa, that's... But like the tech to make it, to mass produce it. Oh, that's a pretty cool blue on a crayon. That ain't it. What? Literally is it.

I know, but it just doesn't translate. It doesn't translate on screen. It's gotta be shiny. No, it has to be.... Yeah, no, that's be uh Not Matt necessarily, but like I don't I try you gotta see it You know you just have to see it has to be on a car. Do you think it play on something else? You would play on something else. Are you doing for a new car anytime soon? So you've got your new car color picked out like 10 years in advance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you just get it painted cornflower blue, your current car?

If I'm being honest, I don't really understand how that stuff works, but. Paint? Painting a car? Yeah. What? I'll pay for you to get it. I can just tell y'all

that you're too deep in Che now. Just. Yeah, like what? Che, I'll pay for you to get I can just tell you all your car up in chain now Just yeah like what I'll pay you to get a cornflower blue. Yeah, all right. Yeah, you need it. You need it Hell yeah, yeah, I don't know how much you call how much you call that you a rap would be pretty cheap How much does a car paint cost? thousand thousand thousand yeah, thousands I was thinking about a rap. I was five grand yeah five grand maybe that's high I don't know but fire at least 35 for a good paint job it's gonna be three especially that blue seriously but like think about happy with five and ten

thousand okay maybe not my wrap would be cheaper how much should a wrap if you don't like 2500 to six okay I could do around those like could be temporary if it stops or you could do like one side of it at any time Do half the car. Oh, yes, just like a little edge. Yeah, or just give it racing stripes Something what kind of your car now che? It's like a red orange That would like Which one the red orange CRV. It's like a sunset scarlet. Yeah, it's like I think it's called red orange

It's Honda CRV would it make you really happy to have this color car. I have a green blue car. That's my car Oh, okay, maybe not that it's like top left. All right. We got it. I you know what I'm back I'm gonna pay for those are all what if you put Stella blue on the doors or something you sponsor it Then you can write it off Stella blue isn't that far off. It's not no Let's change it to cornflower, but you also got to get some like you got to get some cornflower blue gear Yeah, I mean there's a world of possibilities. I discovered this like four hours ago Turned Steve you discover a NASCAR car, but it's just like a Honda Logo's on I need him a cornflower blue just pants just pants and a headband

Yeah, yeah, whatever shirt you want. Do you think this could be a passing fancy? You're sure that in three months you're gonna love cornflower blue. Yes, okay? It's literally love at first for people who don't think that What if you're settling what if there's a better one out there and you just oh that would be yeah I will not pay for a repaint cuz you're a big purple guy Jay you're the biggest purple guy. Yeah, but now you've Tied us a pearl to you. I know that's like before today. Would you have ever thought you'd have a new favorite color? No, see so there could be a new one that comes out and next thing you know be careful

This is important decision Steve Steve don't commit too soon I like it remember that episode of evil a BAM where they just paint BAM paints the whole house blue including his dad the bananas and everything I don't remember that I see a picture of that that show was the best while he's sleeping we should just paint this whole studio in here it's just black right? Yeah, though blue room Let's make it the blue room. Yeah I'm I'm willing to go everywhere He just beat the shit out of him while he's sleeping I'd laugh so hard

While he was sleeping, I'd laugh so hard. I mean, that's just, like, think about it, like, what's funny about that? Like, yeah, I used to watch a show where a guy would just beat the fuck out of his dad while he was sleeping. The best they'd give Don Vito subtitles, but it'd still be gibberish. Completely defeats the purpose. It's a classic crank, dude. You just sneak beat your dad. Beat the fuck out of your dad. Beat the fuck out of your dad. Your sleeping dad. I got work in the's a classic prank dude. You just need to fuck out of your dad

You're sleeping dad Third time this week I got my ass beat while I was sleeping Go to brush his teeth or be an alligator Bam was an expert prankster Like dug a hole in the yard while his dad was mowing the lawn Yeah, and like he could have killed him. Can we watch any of those or no TJ? No, I don't give up But he did an interview about that show where they basically said like they gave them such a big Budget per episode that they were just like they had to spend it was like user lose it So they were just like, oh, let's just fucking buy a Lamborghini because we have two hundred fifty thousand dollars for this up

Like they were just doing whatever they could to spend the money. That's why that show is so crazy every episode It was a perfect show. Yeah, 14 year old me. Yeah It came at a perfect time so funny exactly what I would do if I had all that money. Yeah Am is the coolest guy on her look at the way punches his dad That one really hurt He really got him this time we can't watch a gif of it the way wallops I mean the one man gives him unconditional love intro itself was awesome like what is he gonna do next? Whatever the fuck I want Like the Mike Valely episode of the prank horse

And that's like a pretty well thought-out prank It was just I mean that's gotta be the worst way to wake up out of a deep sleep just getting beat up by your son on camera. Do you think they had PTSD after a while? Oh for sure. Trouble going to sleep. He definitely wakes up every now and then being like what was that? But if Bam tries to reprise that now, just beats up his old ass dad.

A height of humor. It was. But what else was he doing in the show? He was just like Skating yeah, he would ever so often pull out a jacket board and yeah, right likes a little bit Tony Hawk would come on an episode the skateboard try to do the full did they put like an inflatable raft is Lamborghini and it Like broke it. Yeah, like lately did that yeah How many how many dads you think got their asses beat in a copycat? That had to be that was the most parody like yeah, I asked in Viva la bit everybody watch it go beat up my dad And my my overweight uncle yeah and my my overweight uncle yeah pedophile uncle we'll have him do something

that one aged well yeah well my mom just screams in the back BAM! BAM! There's a crocodile in the living room I know ma I put it there end of show it's so perfect show gets made how old was Bam at the time too? Too old. Probably like 36. Too old to be living with the folks.

Yeah, when I was watching, I thought he was like 16. But he was definitely, probably like 28. I was on the Bam Margera blog beat for a long time. Like anytime he did anything, I was like on it. I was like calling police to part I was like like really tracking him hard and he went to have this giant party like his big final blowout at his Mansion or whatever they have like the skate barn Castle BAM Castle BAM and they had a hot tub in the skate park area Where if you had to poop or pee you just went in the hot tub and at this party It was gonna be like well to poop or pee you just went in the hot tub and at this party It was gonna be like well wait poop or pee yes

They were like shitting and pissing in this hot tub And they I guess the party was coinciding that they were finally about to fill the hot tub It was like almost to the brim and they were so they were throwing a big rager and who was gonna get in And then the party got canceled by the cops Yeah, it was a whole bit was a heartthrob, right? I had a huge crowd. Yeah, like yeah. Yeah all those guys. I had a crush on bad boy with tattoos He wore scarves and like yeah The they were all kind of handsome his yeah, what's the mom honey Knoxville?

Brand the guy who was a D. Camillo. Yeah, he was a rab himself They just get him they would make Brandon just get naked I mean yeah as you watch jackass like the newer ones you can tell their bodies can't yeah, so it's all just dick stunts Yeah, it was it was overwhelmingly dick But it played it played who made their bodies getting dick smack yeah Bit by snake yeah, oh Did flatten one it was so flat Bernadotte Tommy Walker find people up am you'll be oh my god. You're the perfect Phil Margera. Yeah, you really are

You would be you're kind of our Phil Margera. Yeah, I think it's only a matter of time. Oh you he sleeps here. We can find him Beat the fuck out of Can't believe I gotta say this but do not beat me up on I'm gonna do that What about a little body slam no no one no no handcuff myself to you nouff myself to you? No rough housing with me. We drown you in cement. What? Why? Wet. You can drown me in wet cement.

You've got to have a pedophile uncle. No, I have some no pedophile uncles. You met my uncles. Oh, yeah, you're right. They're pretty wholesome guys. We're due for a judge. Southern dudes don't fuck around like that. Nah, nah.

I got an Uncle Doug and Uncle Donnie. That's what two uncles. Southern pedophile. Yeah, I feel like you didn't watch To Catch a Predator. That's a northeastern thing. It does feel very Philly. Pedophile. That's how it feels.

It's for the coastal elites. It does feel suburban Philly well we're big catholic people yeah okay uncle doug we gotta get uncle doug back up get him up here you talk to him what do you do a case race i think he'd love to come i doubt he'd drink we're not really big drinkers but that's shocking too yeah uncle donnienie would drink, but he's never coming north of. Mason Dixon? Tupelo. Uncle Donnie is it?

No, he's never. He would never. He thinks I live in Baghdad. Wait, so Jerry's throwing nine strikes in a row tonight? No, he's not. Oh. We're not supposed to say it? Oh, he is, but I. He's going to try. Yeah, he probably can. It's the same old. Why can to say it oh yes but I he's gonna try

yeah he probably can it's the same old why can we doubt it he's an athlete yeah but against who like what I think he's just throwing throwing it into I think you can do is he throwing from 60 feet is he throwing from 60 feet yeah he has to okay they should be able to do that. Jerry! Why are they on the one couch? What the hell? There's so many other open seats. Why are they? That was such a sweet way to be sitting.

That was crazy. Chuck? Is he about to give birth? Why were you all sitting on the same couch like that? Why were you all sitting on the same couch like that? What are you doing? Come in here. Come in here. We've already spun the wheel. It didn't land. I was talking to Nick about the Turkish trip. Turkish trip? Yeah. Why were you all sitting on the same couch? Just being boys. Show him the room. What's wrong with that?

Look how much. There's only more empty couches in one now Oh, no, I just what? It was like a private thing like a combo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like was there kissing No, no gay, but Chopping it up. It looked a freaking shot. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. How are you? How do you think you're gonna do tonight? So the also I'm actually super excited new Jerry after dark season. It's totally different. Oh, but yeah, how is it different? so so

What's so funny? It's a seat we're doing seasons now, so we got like 35 to 40 challenges So tonight we have the four perfect innings nine strikes nine strikes nine strikes, whatever So throughout that throughout those these streams will be like small punishments or whatever But it's gonna track my record throughout the year. Oh, I love that and then at the end of the season we have 0% to 100% like 0 to 10, 11 to 20, all that stuff. You'll have the big punishment stream. So we organized it like that.

Oh, that's smart. Yeah, because it's tough to get those golf streams every week. And then people get pissed. Jeffrey Dark was like a great one, then like two bad ones, a good one, and then a really good one. It was so inconsistent. But this season will be so much more consistent as a nice build-up Yes, exactly exactly so some of the punishments are

You know tough at the end, but what uh when? June pride parade I got a dress up live stream will be one depending on the percentages Skydiving why is that a punishment? Well, I'm not gay right But you raids of rain or two an ally He's not an ally. I think I went to the parade with Joey and Pat

That wasn't a punish. I got on the wrong bus. Yeah, yeah, I think and I don't know I think I Think I think yeah, I don't want to get jammed up I don't want to seems like you're about to get jammed up like I don't I don't Jerry has to pay his taxes this year. No no skydiving is a bad one We got drive to every single US state punishment Jerry has to respect a woman No, I do I do I do respectful stuff for women. Yeah. You have to drive to every state.

Every state, yeah. I don't think that's a punishment in a way. Biggest punishment. At once? Lucas said it only takes two days. No. That is wrong. Why did he say two days?

Also, if you're starting in Illinois, you've got to go one direction. Yeah, two days. He said it's like a 48-hour straight. No. no, that's not even close to true to every single state. Yeah, no, no, you got a zigzag There's no that would be like a week. What is it something online like the fastest route to touch every state? What is it like just coast to coast is two days? Yeah, I like this together from here to Florida one of them is a nice. Oh stream would mincy for oh my four days Yeah, oh my god. I think you should just quit 113 how many days is that eight and a half days what that's not stop. Yeah, that's if you don't stop

Oh, no, that's that is a bad one that I hope that's That's not the route I would think you that's if you start from a you would be starting here I I don't want well. I think that one is like within I think that's like a Zero to ten percent one I believe I'm not also like Is that really touching California right there? Yeah, yeah, that's just barely. Just just I'm talking about going into a state Yeah, yeah, that's just barely. This is I'm talking about going into a state Yeah Capital maybe Every capital if we're gonna do it fucking do it even I can't be gone well actually after football

I could be gone for that long. That'll be fine You'd have to fly to Maine and what are you doing the whole month um? We are doing it in January. We're doing it at that new. Oh, you're not doing here. No they sold it You know how sales is yeah, I actually don't we're At that TGL place that new thing that tiger and Rory are part of whatever so yeah So that'll be that'll be that'll be good one of them is one of the punishments is two holes in one without stopping mmm so that one's here yeah that's like 40% if I do like 40 get two holes in one yeah in a row one stream no no no no in one stream

in one stream I haven't done that yet. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple cool ones if I do a hundred percent of the Which won't happen which probably won't happen We're doing a Jerry after dark vacation on an island together, so that'd be cool. I've seen No, not a seat no pause, but but if I get a hundred percent that'd be great for the team. There's no way No zero zero percent chance You should have made it even more elaborate the hundred percent, but it's like I'm gonna give everyone on the crew Yeah, I'll buy an island. I'll buy an island Yeah, is 90% still a good thing. Yeah, I think I'll land somewhere between 70 and

80 I think but is this with a time limit? Some of them, that's the problem too. Some of them have like times on it. So one of them is, one of the punishments is really bad. This is the one I hope I don't ever get. One stream breaking LeBron's point record. Oh, we talked about doing that. That would take forever.

That's a punishment stream. That would be a bad one. I don't wanna hit that one. No. But that one's at like 60 or 70 percent I believe what what day would you do that like just so I can be prepared. I Don't know. Oh, so ha in this summer myself clear my color at yeah My calendar you should buy the boys an island we can tell Lucas to switch it. Yeah. Yeah, what's the cheapest island? You can buy one. I put in back get them on a South Sandwiches

I you buy a cheap island you probably good Ken. Yeah, baby. I'm grand all yeah a thousand Maybe five grand think about islands is a lot of them suck. Oh, yeah redeeming qualities Try to find the cheapest island TJ. Oh yeah here. We go price low to high These look a little nice No. Price low to high. These look a little nice. Panama, how much money?

That's 200 acres. 200 acres, this is going to be a significant amount. But if you get that island, what is your next move? Right, you can't, you're not getting food, like, you're so isolated. It's like the island that Mr. Beast gave that girl. We need a listing of remote. She's dead, yeah. She's on it, but there's no food.

We need some actual prices What's the ideal size? Oh wait? What is that price? $26,000 that is surprising a lot of truck. That's a lot not a island. Where's Belize? Where's that? No that says USD Oh a lot. Oh, okay 26,000 lot Those currency 26,000 lots Oh, so you don't even get that's a lot island. Yeah small island in the bocas. Okay? Okay, how big is it point oh seven acres? That's your island though

Or is that it stop saying a lot It's a lot It's gotta be an island off like South Carolina or like they're probably all taken though no Yeah, Oh, Mississippi look at this look at that Brandy know about this. No, it's sold I'm sorry for asking. Oh Christ oh You know that name? Go Chase? Yeah. Who won? We did.

Oh, congrats! Yeah, 28-21. Beat Go Chase. An impressive run because every game was pretty close. I know, I know. Yeah. Well, we were up 28-7 in the fourth quarter. We kind of took the...

Okay. Took the... There is an Ohio team that won like 77-0 in the state finals, Marion Local, if you can believe that much. Illinois is a problem with their state football. The private schools are dominating. It's all private schools winning, and they get to recruit and do things

that the public schools can't, and they make them compete with each other. It's not fair to the public schools. It's not fair. I agree. Illinois, you pieces of shit. No, yeah, the private schools are just dominating. Yeah, they just spend the money

and they just buy the championships. How many championships do you have now? 13. Damn. They buy new rings. Yeah, most ever in Mississippi. We were. Louisville also has 12.

It's Louisville in Mississippi. Louisville has 12, but they lost on Saturday. That's huge for you boys. That's huge. Is there going to be a parade? They just had the parade last night. Golly. I think they just let them ride in the Christmas parade.

Oh, hell yeah. All right, Jerry, good last night. Kelly. I think they just let him ride in the Christmas parade. Oh, hell yeah. All right, Jerry, good luck tonight. Thanks. I think you're going to do it. Eventually. It's 162 minutes. I don't know why he picked that number because I don't know. Jerry, every one of your challenges

seems to fixate on your shoulder. The one shooting challenge you had on your shoulder, this is going to be throwing a bunch of pitches. Yeah, but I don't think it has the same motion as basketball. Have you warmed up? No, I'm going to warm up like an hour before. If you throw 300 pitches, that's going to affect your elbow and shoulder. I don't have to put, like, basketball is tough for me because I'm so short to the ground.

To get it to the rim is so much work for me. Where are you throwing from? Show me, I want to try. The mound until... Where's the mound? Oh, there's the mound right there. Are you gonna look like a normal pitcher or are you gonna turn this into a challenge and like kind of...

No, no, no, normal pitch. Okay. But the strike zone is that black one. That's what I'm worried about. Kind of floating it. Yeah. So we need 36? Throwing chess passes and stuff.

36 strikes? I think he needs four perfect innings. There should be a speed that he has to break every time. Yeah. So I assume they're going to have a camera set up that's a little better than this. Big Head hasn't hit it twice. Hasn't? They missed it twice.

What is it, that black rectangle? Yeah. Right there. He's got to do what, nine in a row? He's got to that black rectangle yeah right there he's got to do what nine in a row gotta do nine in a row and he's got to do that four times oh no he's we have to do nine in a row four times yeah no they're trying to get four perfect innings no no there's Jerry Not on the mound either. And he hasn't thrown one. So no, right? No.

Four times nine in a row. I just threw five balls and hit one. I kinda wanna try. You got it? Also my arm hurts. Jerry, that's gonna wear your arm out. No. Yeah.

It's a different motion. It's still gonna wear your arm out. Now what's that? That's Wii bowling it looks like. That's Jerry's a different motion. It's still going to wear your arm out. Now, what's that? That's Wii bowling, it looks like. That's Jerry on the Wii bowling. That's, and that's. Oh, what is that? Whoa. I think this is a stool streamed after a yak.

Oh, OK. What is this person up to? OK. Hey, buddy. Mister. Nice. What's he making? I don't know.

They're putting up some things. I saw they hung up a neon sign I don't know what it means either what am I allowed to say on sign over there in that in the hallway by the popcorn machine go past the popcorn machine look at that neon sign see well you can just see it from right kinda there's a yeah there's neon sign it says I don't know I don't spoil it I don't want to spoil anything. I don't either. Well, let me go so. So direct tunnel this way or something like that. The tunnel. With an arrow. Are we getting a tunnel?

I've never had one. I've never had a tunnel either. I'm lying, I've had a tunnel. What's the best tunnel exit in the US? Mobile. Oh. What? You know, my mind goes to Pittsburgh.

There's a great tunnel. Probably some national parks who have better ones. Yeah. There's a tunnel in Mobile that you go under the city and come out by the bay. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I like that. Yours is in downtown, right among all the tall buildings.

And then you just go to that one. Yosemite's got to have a good one. Yosemite, yes, in Zion. um does Mobile have like a huge skyscraper? No no not really they've got some 30 story buildings you're walking into a trap why? I think they do. Mobile? It has one big building. That's what I'm saying. I don't think it I bet it's 40 stories I don't think it's like that tall. Okay. How tall do you think it is? I don't know, height.

Yeah, that's a big building. I didn't know Mobile had that. 35 stories. That's a battle house tower. Yeah, they have a battleship in the bay right there too. Is Mobile nice? Camping. It's the gateway to nicer places.

You drive from Mississippi and Northern Alabama Nice camp. It's it's the it's the gateway to nicer places You drive from Mississippi in northern Alabama, and you go through mobile then you'll get to Gulf Shores and Orange Beach and all that That's where you vacationed right? That's where I did this year Where did you as a taught? I didn't we didn't I didn't go on vacation until I was 14 okay, Danny. what's like the Chicago vacation spot? I was just gonna ask, like Lake Geneva, some people, if you're- You wanted to go to the beach, the beach, the beach.

Oh, like probably stay in Chicago, but a lot of people- No, the beach, the beach. The ocean. Saltwater Beach. Oh, Florida. You had to go down to Florida. Yeah, you go Florida. Do you have like a new local getaway spot now that

you're in Chicago but you're kind of closer to Wisconsin so it's tough no because no not really although Lake Geneva is really fucking nice yeah that's where the default would be but when I'm richer maybe UP but that's a when I want to do vacation we just go down to Mississippi for a couple days and then we go to vacation from there so do you ever see yourself getting like a lake house by here I he lives on I live on like yeah, you basically do I wouldn't mind I wouldn't mind having a lake house you need a now you need a city house if you already have a lake house Um I thought you should get an apartment here

I was talking to a buddy of mine getting about getting the when next time he gets a little bit of money getting a beach House together do it. Oh, we have a beach go. It was the buddy go Lake Delvin. You can go the Twin Lakes It was you I don't have that kind of cheddar dude. It was you you you nor does he have both parts you seem like You seem like you were on board for it. Yeah, I was hoping you'd take the brunt Well, I still might Three three ten twenty five of course. We won't really see each other on a day-to-day basis at that point. Yeah We'll still we'll still be pals right you and I yeah, that point. Yeah. We'll still be pals, right? You and I?

Yeah. Yeah, we will be. We'll still be pals. There's a lot of things I see that I think of you. March 10, 2025, we'll still be friends, Kyle. I will always appreciate you. Yeah, that's nice. I won't exercise that friendship.

What is happening over there, Titus? You guys were gone for too long. I don't know. I asked questions about the tunnel, and then I just was told it's the tunnel. Who told you that? I figured that part out. Some of the salespeople, I was like, what do we got here?

The tunnel? And they're like, yeah, you know, like the tunnel. And I was like, oh, it's just the tunnel. Is it like a tunnel entrance into the basketball court? I guess so. I guess so. I don't know. It's a hallway.

They were being coy. I'll say it. It's a hallway. Again, there's a. I'm just saying it's all the hallway again. There's a shocking it Yeah, we're doing a show here every day Mickey It's okay. It's fine Just trying to show off that new head Boy, he's got a pep in his step. Dude's whistling upstairs this morning Yeah, cuz none of these guys have been drinking jerking off. Yeah He also gets paid to do nothing yeah

there is that he's gonna love that that's gotta be sick it's more confusing the tunnel yeah what's the tunnel apparently we were owed signage so we just took the signage without it meaning anything correct so we have free signage says the tunnel but that makes no sense that's what I said this is the basketball court we're oats so we bought signs we never got so they sent us ran they gave they told us they would put in signs that we never got so then the tunnel I think we should have put the tunnel in before the tunnel sign yeah wait that guess that is sucks I ordered kind of is a tunnel no is that just like something the sign place had laying around and they just sent it to it

I again I got the answer it made me more cat that who does the tunnel sign is it's not good The something about the tunnel points to the gym, which is the least tunnel we got a brace we have No, I think we have to make it a tunnel. We have to make it. Oh, yeah Good page good page. Okay, it's gonna lay down gross We have to make it a tunnel now. We have to make it a tunnel. I know what to do. Yeah. Get Paige. Get Paige. What's next? Oh, Kate's going to lay down. Gross. Gross, gross, gross. What is she going to do?

Just go away. She'll see you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Rudy's having some thoughts. Yeah. He just puked his mouth. He gagged.

He thought he was off camera, too. Rudy gagged. What's next? Rudy gagged. No, I don't know what. We've got to make it a tunnel now. I think if we had a tunnel, it'd be perfect. what we're gonna make it a tunnel now I think if we had a tunnel be perfect it was so we have to make it a tunnel it's the lack of time but they sent us a sign that's just gonna end up costing us more

correct but now we are committed to the tunnel should we start every yak like a high school basketball yeah like the paper yeah now yes and you run through the paper yes number two leaders make a tunnel. Yeah cheerleaders Says some authentic that should be a challenge for Jerry after dark how many pieces of paper you can run through? It would eventually get tiring. Yeah, that's good like on your 10,000 piece of paper Fuck man. I don't know if I can get through I think I think 50 pieces of paper Yeah, you mean stack together like like like a foot apart, and he's got to keep going until no I think it's literally Yeah, I want Jerry to do a stream where he has to lift his hand into a can

Yeah, eventually Like it like the thousandth or whatever you think it'd be less than Like it would be very funny to watch him get bodied by a piece of paper What was that Jerry lifting a paper 100,000 times? Yeah, what is that? That's the tone on? Oh, that's that's a house sign for this studio age. What's going on out here? What is that? Or like thereof. That was signage that we were owed in the very beginning when we moved in. That makes no sense.

That was considered the tunnel. And now it's a tunnel. But we don't have a tunnel. That's so not tunnel. That's a 60 foot ceiling. It's basically, I know, there's like signage going up where it points to like if a client were to walk in it's like you Have a little bit of direction everywhere and the tunnel was but do the other signs makes sense Are we gonna get a big sign set big sign that says bathroom and put it in here?

So the tunnel was an outlier. What the fuck is the tunnel? What was it? We have to make it the tunnels the friends you make The tunnel's what we make of it. We have to make a tunnel. The tunnel's the friends you make a love for. You guys come up with it and that'll be the tunnel. We're gonna have to get a tunnel. All we need is Chick-A-Mire and some paper mache. Or just get like a line of interns

constantly going like this and forming a roof. But this pisses me off because we literally have to make a tunnel now. Tate, you're describing a trench. I wanna hang up that picture of the Hasidic Jewish man coming up. We were owed tunnel signage? I don't understand what we were owed signage means.

Could we have just said, no, we don't want a tunnel sign? Yeah, who pitched that this giant foyer is the tunnel? It also just speaks to our stupidity that it basically says that anyone can put up any sign and then we'll build something. Yeah, it feels like- Because they're forcing our hand to build a tunnel. They're saying we're owed a sign.

We called a sign company and said we'll order One sign please yeah, they just sent or like we're in a mass side. It doesn't make any god When we bought this place was it like hey, we'll kick in a couple signs the tunnel will be there That was not meant for us that was laying around Yes, oh shit We owe them one more if there was at one point that we were planning on putting a tunnel in here Maybe I bet you those cats Sell tunnels oh

And so I hope they don't have a sign that says like the pool yeah That's the same exact thing that pisses me off Man when you hear the word tunnel, how big we thinking? What comes to mind immediately? Tunnel can mean a lot of things. How big is the tunnel? We're not going to go into the ground, but I think it's got to be, I think basically, go back to that shot, TJ.

The tunnel. Show us the tunnel. I think a tunnel has to fit a small European car. No, I think where, so from where the tunnel is to the golf, the pirate dog is, has to be enclosed now. Yeah. Cause if I am sales and I come in here and I'm like, oh, the tunnel, what's that?

I'm expecting. I was really excited. Show how high those ceilings are TJ. What we're dealing with right now. There's a sign that says the tunnel with an arrow pointing. Take two steps in the direction it says the tunnel goes. Gotta make a tunnel. Roof, like where the exit sign is pretty much, that's not crazy.

From like NBA or NFL tunnels where players come out of. Yeah, the arrow should point the other way But it's also important note to the left is where you go to the bathroom. So you have to enclose that Oh, this is where like there's a loading dock on the other side of that where we bring all the big things in the tunnels Now gonna stop us from doing that. Yeah Yeah This is really it's a problem a lot of real problem We have to burn this place down the The tunnel has ruined this whole thing.

May I say something? Say it Brandon. There's no rule that says the tunnel sign has to be hung there. We could theoretically move that sign to wherever we want the tunnel. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That is our tunnel. Oh yes yes yes That is our tunnel, but the sign company should buy this for us. Yeah, can you get wait? It's cuffs Three grand, so you okay. We're getting this oh Fuck yes, we're getting a tunnel wait, but who do we brand it with?

Maybe this tunnel company would I mean if oh? Get a horse. I want we need the whole my god. It's gonna make a yak. Yeah, what if we got a yak? Yeah, I need this This is awesome if they can make a yak and then we have the NBA intro yeah at fourth funniest on the show Holy fuck Fuck. And now. Oh my God. The start of life. Send me that, TJ, we gotta buy it.

We are. You're buying the big entrance tunnel. Yeah, big guy, you just got fucked, man. Cause like, this time. Yeah, no, I know. Chay, I'm no longer repainting your car. Oh shit. That budget just went.

I texted my wife for it. Yeah, but wait. No, you didn't, Steve. I did. Tell her. Send her a picture center picture the car how would you feel if we paint our CRV this color haven't heard back yet well that money has been repositioned the tunnel idea is pretty cool why don't we paint a tunnel that color yeah can you compromise in a blue tunnel oh now that's now we're talking

cornflower blue yak tunnel one of these companies should just give us a free tunnel that's how many companies are there? I don't know can't be a lot and they'll have advertising like it'll be a main part of the barstool office due to the sign Yeah, I'll hit up sales and be like can you get us a tongue? Yeah? Yes, yes And then what came first the tunnel or the sign? Actually they just put a sign on it. That's crazy. Crazy!

The tunnel sign. Like I told you guys, the explanation is way more confusing. It wasn't even a gift. We were owed a tunnel. Well, it was purchased. What other signs are going up? You know, bathroom. We have bathrooms. The tunnel. So funny. Goddamn.

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know I'm on the yak on I were not doing the unnecessary roughness during the yak You're done doing that. I'm done doing it on the yeah, that's over. That's I will be here Thursday. I got something for you on Thursday for the full. Yeah, what do you have for me Thursday? I can tell you that well Why did you tell me this part because I wanted to make sure you're here. I will be here that made sense didn't it? It did it's not Nick Foles because you've already spoiled that surprise so Kate did okay, so it's not Nick Foles He's not a gift for me. Is there a second football player coming in? Nope, okay?

All right, I look to it. Well, he just sent a picture of the sign from the front. It is so dramatic. So much bigger than I thought it was. That is a large. It dominates the. It's crazy. With the arrows. Turn the corner and it's just there and you're like, oh my God.

I'm. Yeah, first of all, if you come to the office and you walk through the doors, that would be the first thing you see and you'll be Like holy shit that sign is it's drawing me in exactly I have to go tunnel now And now we have to make a tunnel and then you turn right and the whole office is the opposite of a tunnel You can't you can't have that sign without a tunnel tunnelist Yeah Arrows cocky yep wow so

The popcorn machine will be not usable you can't access those anymore. Yeah I've never seen a tunnel so what tunnels don't need side What The tunnel side You the tunnel side Can you believe this That was without a doubt hundreds of dollars That was implies It is a lot of the

side implies that there will be a lot of people that come to this office and are trying to find the tunnel and they for the Love for they cannot find the fucking tunnel Giant inflatable horrible everywhere. I know we've created a scene Yes, people are just gonna be wandering around looking for a tunnel We're gonna put the sign here nip it in the bud the tunnel is this way put up five miles under the air It's so simple but so infuriating so infuriating it makes me so mad unless there's a oh they sent it We better have a good answer Doug's heading to the tunnel. We were owed Oh Doug's Oh, they sent it we better hang a good answer Doug's heading to the tunnel. We were owed oh, Doug's Knocking onto the tunnel pussy that hallway that Doug just went into would make more sense But we're making it now make sense which is pissing me off more because I wanted to not make sense

This is gonna ruin my week until like we're gonna call that area the tunnel And you can't you can't walk in and not see it. It's bull. It's like neon right in front of your face Door it's right in front of the tunnel And this is the time like what is it page gonna say on tours if we get the horse tunnel I'll be worth it is there like do people come to this office and security guards like I you must be here for the tunnel Yeah Fifth is just fucking with a fifth person today. That's asked fuck. We need a we need to put a sign up Keeps keeps happening person today that's asked fuck we need a we need to put a sign up it keeps

keeps happening everybody's yeah Nick Addison's gonna say they owe the signs and that's gonna be his only that's such a non-ass what are you saying yeah but they didn't know us a the tunnels what's the tunnel sign yeah it's a thought tunnel thought this is it's not tunnel the tunnel the tunnel is just as big as tunnel The implies it's like a land they've been put something up in front of us. We can't smash it. You don't you don't know it's unsmashable We can't break that You don't know the stool if you don't know the tunnel Yeah, honestly Stefan where you headed Stefan you get where you go why does Stefan change clothes today was he something yeah he was wearing

something else now he's not a yellow tunnel yeah he's got a tunnel yeah oh no. He's gotta be pissed about it too. I don't do tunnels. He definitely does, he's a tunnel dweller. What you want me to say? I was told there would be no tunnels in this office. Good job. Classic bait and switch. Sign a new contract, you put a tunnel in. You should have to pay Blum in the toll

every time That's a bridge That has to be the least traversed area of the office yeah No one goes that route I Fucking hate the tunnel man We got something Brandon Yeah, what we got as I was walking by page. She said do you know who signed off on the tunnel? She said Hank We got something Brandon? Yeah. Yeah? What we got?

As I was walking by Paige she said, do you know who signed off on the tunnel? She said Hank. Get Hank in here! Of course the tunnel's Hank. Get Nick in here, get Hank in here, I need an answer. I still need to know why I stayed. Big guy, you should be mad. I'm mad because I want a tunnel now.

So I'm kind of in a weird spot where I think you guys are mad About the sign. I'm more mad that we don't have a tunnel. It's yeah, it's a It's flaunting what you don't have right you think this place has everything and then they put up a sign. Yeah, right Now I'm now I'm just thinking what does that mean safe? Where's Hank? Yeah Get Hank in here When's the meeting gonna be over? Cuz I can- I got nothing the rest of the time. Yeah, I'll wait. It is

It's true. They are taunting me that I do not have a tunnel Yeah, at first I was like, what's that sign doing? Take that sign down. Now it's like all I want is a tunnel Leave the sign now. we need the tunnel. Yeah. Hank said I'll be back in five. OK, well, we'll wait. Yeah, oh yeah. Taking a poo.

Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Taking a poo. They're shut us out of tunnel. Oh. Hmm. Ah, man.

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Let's go Derek Lively. I don't like the way you said it. Derek Lively. Alright so Hank's back in five minutes. I'm still stewing. It's bothering me. There's an apartment complex I pass up in Chicago all the time called Triangle Square and it pisses me the fuck off too. Why would you call it you can't do that? They have a sign up. I'm sure it's pretty expensive Triangle square yeah, miss me with that if anybody lives there fuck you

Go fuck yourself triangle square people But we have it here, too. I can't escape this shit They really could fuck with us and just put up all kinds of signs that would just mess with us. The slide. The ball pit. The slide. I want to get a slide still. I talked about that. A slide from the second floor.

So if I put up a slide sign we have to get a slide. Yeah. Wasn't there like a weird loophole with the slide? I can't remember but I really want a slide. Which is highly illegal. What about a fireman's pole? That would be cool too. Yeah. That would. Doesn't some team have a slide? Yeah Clemson does. Brandon got yelled at for going down it. No I got yelled at standing at the top of it. Oh I went down it. Yeah. That slide park opened in Chicago right? Oh yes. Where? That's why I said we could do Mincy

versus Clemmer at the slide park, because they've got to have slippery stairs. We've got to let them slick. We've got to slick up the men. It's like an indoor amusement park that's only slides. Oh, that's awesome. But yeah, I feel like we could have ourselves a day here. Oh, wow.

He made it look fun. There's going to be so many injuries. Yep. Oh, yeah big time slick city action park Yeah, really big time top comment is there for Yeah, this guy's gonna get sued I know I so like Those two sides come together he's getting assassinated Hey, oh well and well, would you look who it is? I've never been mad at you oh boy yeah

you're in deep shit right now come on man hey what the fuck would you like to explain I have I have contacts why show them the picture what is that that's what we're saying you signed off on that tunnel? What the fuck is the tunnel? What tunnel? Exactly! They just put up a sign that says the tunnel. And then I asked why, and they said

because they owed us signs, and I don't know who or what. Where is that? Right where the tunnel is. Next to the popcorn. It's the first thing you see when you walk in the building. The tunnel. Yeah. And this is on me.

That's what we heard. We heard that you said yes to the signs. Who owed us signs? I mean there's a shit- Don't say they. No, I'm not gonna say Jerry. No, I mean I'll take- I definitely might have been like a yeah, yeah, yeah That might have been a yeah, yeah, yeah like there was stuff where we said no to I don't specifically recall the tunnel But I do remember like the the pirate dog was yeah same company which I like the pirate dog

I remember like the pirate dog was yeah, same company which I like the pirate dog Do you understand that was a thing the tunnel there's one implication that comes with the tunnel sign chaos You know tunnel You understand that we now that's the caveat with me now need to get a tunnel There's an arrow to it like I feel like if there wasn't an arrow They've really back it was a corner Nick with the area of a deal, but the arrow a very distinct arrow Giving instructions. I mean I'm happy to wear. I'm not gonna throw other people under the bus I don't know that that is in like writing that I was like yeah We need the tunnel, but you understand the issue now that we need a tunnel. Yeah

What all in the tunnel that we're thinking about getting I? Mean this is our only solution. Yeah, it's kind of like like high school basketball. Yeah, it's a tunnel so You're cool with us getting this that's cool. Yeah, I know But we need it It's not a choice yeah It's not a choice. Yeah Well they do different creatures Said me in this who else implicated me and who Brandon who did you hear say that?

You don't want to give up your source. I don't think it was you Page said you signed off on the tunnel Nick I asked Nick Addison. He said they owed us signs I Remember saying no to certain signs They were just like we want to put I Forget even what it was like we don't need that well have the tunnel sign slip. That's what I I again like I will take the blame But I also I want to know what signs didn't make not cut Because this is such a ridiculous sign that makes no sense. What did it make the cut? This was like when they were doing up front when they labeled like pod studio one yeah, but the pod studio

Labeling an actual pod studio. I know No tunnel, that's what I don't think Hey, I know it wasn't you Yeah, I don't think it was you either, but I also don't know. I still, we have not gotten an answer. I swear, like, there's a chance that it was like, I kind of, which Big Cat, I know you do sometimes, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the time. Which is what I will own up to and take blame for. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Which is what I will I will own up to and and and take blame for yeah, I guess It was gonna say ball oh they all right so the good job Hank, but then I But I definitely said no to bars I then say we should have it say the tunnel? Guys, but ballers makes more sense. No, but ballers is the juiciest thing you could ever have. Ballers.

It should just say basketball. There are basketball players there. It's juicier, but it makes sense. Makes sense. Yeah. I'm saying this way, there are ballers. But I'm happy he said no to ballers. Yes.

But I didn't then say we should do the tunnel, right? Yeah. You didn't say we should do the tunnel. Who said the words the tunnel? How'd the tunnel get introduced? Pete and I went all the time always Pete So why'd you put it on Hank Hank signed off on it? It was it was like a yeah, yes We'll do this yes, we can keep that but he was like we're not putting ballers there because all ours is douchey I also I also would say that if I saw the word the tunnel. I would have said

I'll take credit for it Who hung it up? I'm looking at a floor plan of our office building and the tunnel is in all caps Cave control room OCE sports the tunnel Tried that P P tunnel. It's the only big old cap. Who tried that? Pete, Pete, Pete. Are you still in the air? We're still in the air. I thought you were done. Why is there a sign, a neon sign that says the tunnel I don't I think I might know but I don't I don't want to say it cuz it has nothing to do with me

Who? How can we not get an answer on? Like a tunnel much like a tunnel Loving this is it called the tunnel cuz it leads to be what was the tunnel? What what? Loving this is it called the tunnel cuz it leads to the what was the tunnel? What no what I've never said the word the tunnel But you we just looked at the floor plans is all caps the tunnel yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, I caps the tunnel yeah what do you mean yeah I don't think that's my floor I don't go check mine my floor plan but I don't think it's on my floor plan Pete

you're trying to say that I created the tunnel no no no someone there did though who I just pop in from time to time it literally says the tunnel it does why that's not a tunnel which one it's in the space where the indie banner is yeah so he knows where it is you know exactly where it is sounds like you know where the tunnel is I was told where the tunnel is. So now we have to build a tunnel. No, they said it is the tunnel. It can't be the tunnel if it's not a tunnel. You created the floor plan, Pete.

Yeah, but I didn't, right, but I didn't call it the tunnel. Well, who did? I call it like the East Studio Access. Oh, you're so boring. That would have been fine on him. Yeah, who called it the tunnel? Yeah, that's Oh, yeah, who called it the tunnel? Who called it the tunnel I'm looking at the thing. Yep, not me, but he everything else on the yeah, you named everything else, but the tunnel

Where is this supposed to be? That's all right Who made the tunnel? It's a different we've asked everyone's typing Gill Sands Someone signed off on the tunnel and we can't find out who yeah keep looking you're the worst all right bye That did nothing for my gut tells me that if I said no to ballers I wouldn't have said yes to the tunnel, but I also could see myself. Yeah, yang I'm very happy said no to the ballers, but it sounds like somebody just Named that hallway the tunnel

They only look at it from the top down do they only look at it as a floor plan do they not know the ceiling was 70 feet high This goes high is like the architect naming it the tunnel the ceiling was 70 feet high. Is this going as high as like the architect naming it the tunnel? Yeah. Where does this... Guys, Pete named it the tunnel, what are you missing here? He named everything on there.

He's claiming once it came to that area. He did say he did East Access 1 or something, which... That sounds more Pete. That does sound Pete. Pete wouldn't be a tunnel guy. Hank is a good fall guy, cause I could see you being a tunnel guy. is a good fall guy cuz I could see you Being a tunnel guy. I'm fine

I'm fine wearing it, but my gut tells me that if I said no to ballers, and then they were like okay But we're gonna do the tunnel. I would have been like it was a good note of all those But who was like we needed a tunnel sign though that I? Don't know if it's your fault. We're gonna have to have the sign say Hanks the tunnel Like did someone come into the office today install that sign and like Yeah, we're done. There is the whole office is completely walking with that sign and be like where the fuck do I? I think the army the architects are the you know the the designers the yeah the company that helped design the office It feels like they were like we need signage and, and they pulled up a floor plan and were just like. Tunnel.

I'd also like to say, an hour before the show, there were salespeople crawling all over, looking at the walls and stuff, looking everywhere, looking like they were proud of what they'd done. I feel like. That's for something new. I know that, I know that, but they were also, they were everywhere.

Nick Addison is definitely, he knows something. I think sales knows something is what I'm trying to say I'll do some digging but I you can I'll take the blame. No, you don't need to blame but we just got to get a tunnel now Yeah, I want tunnel merch too. It's like what that is that would be kind of like I should come it's like It's bigger than Saturday's are for the boy. Yeah, just have a shirt that says the tunnel with an arrow Yeah, we should have one with an arrow going to the right one going to the left Yeah, you choose which way you want your tongue to go If we do get one of those tunnels we need a smoke machine, too Anyone want it take it home

That's staying. We need to build a tunnel now. The tunnel is- Yeah, we're remodeling the whole place around that sign. You take down that sign, the whole office is gonna crumble. People be turned around. They'd have nowhere to go.

Martha, fuck's the tunnel? It's the first thing people see when they come in. You just go, we take it, we turn it off one day, and then I come in and there's just like a line of people You'd have to have like a crossing guard or some shit with like a whistle yeah All right try to find another answer all right and also tell them that we're gonna get a tunnel So maybe try to sell that huh in the smoke machine never ends and a PA announcer Man I Just changed the whole day. Okay. I do want to see Jerry do the the paper challenge out of the time

It's PFT like it. Oh, this is Hank's first time seeing it. Yeah. Oh, I wanna see the confused look on PFT's face. The tunnel's gonna be so fuckin' iconic. I think it is. This feels diff- something feels diff- We're like six months away from the first Reddit comment that's like, I fuckin' hate barstool, but I love the tunnel. I love the tunnel. I kiss.

But I love the tunnel. I can't... But I love the tunnel. The tunnel's cool. I can't stand Barstool but god damn it that tunnel. I like PFT and the tunnel. The tunnel needs to leave Barstool. They'd be fine on their own. Fucking tunnel. I want it on I

Wanted on the logo Yeah, it's it's integral to everything we do everything Become a construction company all we do is build tunnels. It does sound cool though like barstool sports at the tunnel. Yeah Ballers would have been horrendous ballers would have been really bad No one knows what to do Yeah, they're so confused. Oh, what if it's like Banksy? Because he's got us all talking about. We're all thinking. I could see PFT behind this.

Yeah, he just created a little chaos. The tunnel. Putting up a sign that says the tunnel. Oh, man. You're right, though, Dan. I want Jared to run through paper. Yeah. We got to make sure. I don't know, Dan, I want Jared to run through paper. Yeah. We gotta make sure that happens.

I don't know what the number would be. And you're thinking like the big high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the banner. Yeah, so it's gotta, you need a little force, but it will go, and he just, yeah, but like. Just keep adding more. 200, no, I don't even know if you add. If it's only one every time, he could do it infinitely.

You think so? I think you would eventually get tired. Yeah. I think if you had like 20 spaced about five feet apart, I think you'd only get through. Yeah, that would be a way to do two, add it space three. Oh, yeah. I mean, I like just putting it, you know,

he starts with one, then he goes through two, there's right there beside each other, up to 10. See how hard it is to get through 10. In one little- I think that would be quick though. I want him to go through 7,000 pieces of paper and then the last one is like, oh, this counts as back.

Yes, dude. Yeah. Oh, shit. Can we call somebody upstairs and be like, hey, can you meet me in the tunnel real quick and just see where they go? Yeah, they know. Yeah, let's do that. I think they're all in the meeting who's upstairs

Hankle There's a guy that does like how much blank can hold me up that's kind of similar to see oh, yeah That guy's cool. Oh, yeah, how much paper can hold me up? He doesn't need to start with one Wow, he's done this with like spaghetti and hangers hangers War is crazy So you're gonna be before you those bad times on the area see who's upstairs Okay

Scroll more Chef Donnie okay, yeah, maybe Lance. I'll call him call chef chef Donnie or Henkel ankle heckle go you be serious Okay, I won't stay on him And just be like hey hang up after the After you ask him okay, but the tunnel Hey, can you ask him okay the tunnel Hey, can you meet me in the tunnel real quick? I think is going to go? I'm going to get Donnie next

oh I love tunneling people alright go to the other angle and see if he goes and stands in front of that side laughter alright see if he appears laughter so I was going to go to the hallway but

laughter the fuck bam So I was gonna go to the hallway but I wanted to come out of there so bad right now. Where is he? Look, he went to the gambling cave to ask where the tunnel is. You can't miss it when you come down the stairs. Oh, there he is. No. Wait, where did you go for the tunnel? Go to the tunnel. Do you even look at signs?

Meet me in the tunnel, dude. I think he is in the tunnel based on the sign. There's literally a huge sign. There's a sign. Hankle, there's a sign that says the tunnel. Yeah, that's what we're wondering. If you were to guess where a tunnel would be in the tunnel. How long have you worked here and you don't know where the tunnel is?

You fucking... We labeled it to avoid this problem. Make him look, yeah. Colder, colder, warmer. I'm gonna notice it, for sure. It's definitely, like, it screams the tunnel. warmer he's in he's in the fucking tunnel he doesn't know it walk past the neon? I love this. I've done such a 180. Alright, go back upstairs. I'm gonna get Chef Dono. The Tonel?

Go back upstairs. Oh. Oh His phones down his headphones on silent, okay Hey, can you meet me in the tunnel real quick? Yeah? Where's he going that's not the direction of the tunnel. That's the wrong way. That's the wrong direction. That sounds like someone who knows the tunnel. What does he know? What does he know?

This actually might be a way we find out who created this. Yeah, if you know where to go to meet the tunnel. You go straight to the tunnel. I love that you like this type. This is the best. This is the best. It's so fucking stupid. I love that you like this time It looks confident Whatever tunnel But there must be a tunnel back right into the whatever tunnel I can't. How do you know exactly what I know? Donnie! This gets, this gets too...

Sums up. The story gets deeper. Something is up. Something's wrong. What the hell? Where did you just go? A tunnel. A tunnel! We just found a place for the sign, I guess.

Yeah! There's a tunnel over there? I was gonna say it's a big one, it's a long hallway but it's big. What? So stupid. Ugh. I know there's a door in there. Zoom it, zoom it, zoom it.

Yeah, show us this tunnel. Oh my god. To the side? Right? The sign's right. My god Of course Big Cat wants to meet me here. No! That's ridiculous. Oh my god. We have a tunnel. He's inside the tunnel. What's at the other end of his tunnel?

How many people know of this tunnel? He went down and he hung up before you finished tunneling. Yeah, he's like, yeah, no problem. I'll be right there. Of course. I got you. How many people know of this he went down and he hung up before you finish Right there got you Should we go to Texas always like they found out about the tunnel wait. What was that go back? Is that another sign that's another? What is that sign it could say anything second tunnel sign is entered. That's another sign Uh that'd be great if it was like you're almost at the time

What's what's what's Not a permanent one Okay, yes You said it's DJ Have you been going to that tunnel often? I mean it's right off the kitchen So every now how often you go through the tunnel? I just throw I mean did you think it was weird that he asked you? To meet in the tunnel not written up because We've never met in that tunnel Extreme tunnel wait a minute. what is it all right well yeah that long holy shit

yeah I thought that door let outside why was so convinced that you actually wanted to meet that's a huge we have a total yeah throw balls in there sometimes we got a long it have a tunnel. Yeah throw balls in there sometimes Tunnel so we gotta put the side over there give us I gotta go check Where does it go? Inside camera do the zoom thing it locks from the inside. Yes, if there's a door stop There's a little thing you put in the door. So wait

How many people in the office know about the tunnel? I thought I didn't not many I didn't think I don't know I thought I did I didn't I thought you I thought you know everything in this off No, I mean you had like inside where does the tunnel lead the tunnel goes all the way to the back end of the our neighbors? Do we have a basement in this office? No, but there's a rooftop, but they've locked it the roof. I wonder why you know Oh, this is so much. This is so funny. No, they so they put a sign over there says the tunnel That's where I was asked. What do you think? I was gonna say when you called me? Oh, you didn't oh you guys didn't know there was an actual tunnel can now make sense

Yeah, no, then they put a sign over there that says the tunnel and there's no look at that Got it. Well, there is a tunnel. So it is kind of correct. It's very correct. So we either need to move this sign or add another sign. You're almost there. The tunnel. Why is Hankle still walking around looking for...

Yeah, Hankle, what's up? I have no idea. We've changed his whole life. He's never going to leave this place looking for a tunnel. Still looking for a tunnel Looking for the tunnel. Yeah, does anyone else know about your tunnel Donnie? I didn't know about your tunnel. It might just be me. Have you ever seen anybody else in your tunnel? Just construction guys just blue collar guys and There's gonna be girls going there to tax in there tomorrow

You go and throw a ball in there so you can throw a tennis ball really far and it bounces back off There's a concrete wall at the far end. And then I love the tunnel. I used to sweep my kitchen stuff into there but I don't do that anymore. How many other cities are there? That's like Narnia. Yeah, it's big.

What man? Well, one of the most concise indoor tunnels I've ever seen. I'm glad it's just a perfect tunnel. We never would have known time We never would have known We never would have found it well now the secrets out now. I guess my tunnels everyone's song. Yeah, how'd you guys? What a twist unbelievable In a million years I would have never guessed never guessed that we had a tunnel We owe some people apology call Pete back say sorry he was he went so

fast Oh Hey, I wanted to say sorry we found the tunnel Yeah, we have a full tunnel Okay, all right, so you're gonna take credit for now Okay, all right It doesn't make any sense that should lead outside, okay, so Hanks out in this tunnel For a year for a year this is better could have done

Tunnel that's a real tunnel you lose service in it. Oh, it's a big fucking tunnel. Oh My god That's a basement this is like our underground room that's a basement that's our neighbor outside that's our back yeah Ali we need a second sign. Yeah Where's Hank oh, oh my god I just texted my told him to come back We got to do something with this tunnel page also just texted me and said Stefan named it the tunnel. Oh That's why you Try to change clothes Everyone So we wouldn't recognize him.

Get Stefan in here. Everyone wants to go see the tunnel. Get Stefan in here. Get Stefan in here ASAP. Oh, that's going to be the number one hangout in this office now. Yes. We're going to have a tunnel problem.

We should sell memberships. If Donny's opened a pop-up restaurant in the tunnel that oh My god, I can't get over the fact that he just ran straight to that place. We're like, what is he doing? I never knew there was a door there Yeah, yeah, we have a tunnel not bad in here You know it's about. Yeah, exactly what it's about. Yeah.

First of all, why did you change clothes today? So actually, good question. I had this in my trunk and I'm just like, I had this in the trunk so I put it on and see if it fits in it. So I didn't go in today thinking I was going to change clothes today, but. Sound guilty. Okay, all right. Talk to us about the tunnel sign. So, I'm trying to think about,

okay, so I wanted on record the blueprint that TJ is showing everybody. Where did he get that from? Probably you guys. Probably you guys? Hell you. Because that blueprint, the outlines of it were from construction. That's fair. We made that to label everything for all of our tech stuff. And we sent that as like, if we tell you to go to a room, these are the room numbers, the

tunnel thing We did not come up with that that came from somewhere else where that from I have no idea We know there's a tunnel. We know about the time. We know there's a tunnel. Oh, yeah, I knew about that Fuck go back TJ Hang on. No, okay. You are gonna tell us about you knew we had this tunnel Absolutely, I was not gonna tell you about the tunnel why not it's not for you guys Well it is that's ours it's ours now Who's it for?

Not us i don't think no it's all is the the tunnels on where is it on it's not on the not on the sheeps Interesting you know why because it's not pertinent information to you guys no it is now is now you we had a giant Sign it said the tunnel and that's our tunnel well no no go back go back not pertinent information to you guys. No, it is now. It is now. We had a giant tunnel. Big sign. It's our tunnel. It said the tunnel and that's our tunnel. Well, no, no, go back, go back. You see how that's grayed out? That's grayed out for a reason.

Cause it's not ours. Yeah, but you see how you put a big neon sign that said the tunnel, now it's ours. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So it's saying the tunnel's that way. That's what the sign says. Way that way.

It actually is a correct sign now. We're getting a you guys should do an a to says what we should do live you should really if I want to be accurate to the mapping of this office we should put the tunnel sign that's over there it needs to be hanging right Center Court well we know exactly where the tunnel is we're gonna need two or three more signs or that but the arrows wrong if you put it next to the tunnel. Boys, did you see the tunnel? Sick, right? Crazy acoustics in there. Yeah.

It's ours. It's ours. Dibs. We need a sign, like, on the other side of the building that's like, if you're looking for the tunnel, turn around. Yeah. You've gone the wrong way. Or tunnel ain't this way.

Tunnel ain't this way. Yeah, so instead of like ain't no No, this you know those signs at resorts where it says Chicago. Yes No, no, we need at all resorts Every time one of us goes to a resort we need a tunnel. I want us. Oh, we need to sell tunnel signs for people to place So Marguerite of ill the good news is we don't have to get a tunnel now because we already have one the bad news is we Need like seven more tunnel sides. Yeah, so everyone knows where the should be one in the river north bar But yeah tunnel that I know I know I'm your call

I know I'm way too late on this the ship has already sailed but like the reason Similar to the roof like those aren't places that were no no no no no no no no no the tunnel is ours yeah the tunnels about to get its own Google address yeah great that's the tunnel look at that thing we should also like a walk like a museum tunnel where we put like shit on the wall I think something real small at the end of it. Yeah Maybe you walk batting cage. Oh, yeah All right, I'm gonna go now. So you're Stefan. Thank you, or maybe you like walk through the history of barstool. Mm-hmm

That would be cool at the end. It's just mincy saying the n-word Press a button yeah it echoes over oh I love it I can't believe we got it I mean that's Che what did you feel when you were in there can we paint it blue yes it was so it's over 50 yards like it's very it's a real tunnel yeah it's a long tunnel I mean it's not like cleaned up and stuff like that but it could be like pretty nice I want that to be the blue tunnel. Yeah Cornflower blue yeah, yeah, that could be cool. You could just hang out in there decompress

Yeah, we don't need to define what the tunnel is we could just it's just it it just is the tunnel Yeah, it was here before the office. Yeah, yeah It's older than all of us. It's been here before man My wife official statement on the car, I don't care oh Nice and the budget is now open again because we have a tunnel On Nick Addison I Don't think we need them, because we have a tunnel. We need Hank to apologize.

Yeah, yeah. We need to apologize to Hank. Yeah, I- Now I wanna praise the people who gave us the sign. Right. Like you thought. One simple call to Chef Donnie, that- We got that for free?

I'm gonna laugh about that forever, that fact that he just hung up and ran to the tunnel. That no one knew about. Unbelievable. No questions asked. Look at that thing. It's perfect. It's such a tunnel. Did he think he was meeting you there for a drug deal? I don't know. I've never said the word tunnel to him. Alright. Then he's... We had a ton of... Oh man. What a show. We're working on shirts. Yeah.

Can it have that on the back? Chuck's going for round two in the tunnel. Oh Chief, where you going Chief? Check out the tunnel. Yeah. Blutman, how was it? That was trip two.

Oh, wow. Oh, he's a tunnel expert. Okay. He was skeptical. He thought it was, Danny Lance did not like the thought of it at all. And then he went in there and picked out that tunnel. Start to the... You're scared of the tunnel?

Everybody loves the tunnel. It takes some warmness. People are going to come see the tour. Tunnel rocks. We got to make the tunnel. It takes some warmness. People are going to come see the tour. We got to make the tunnel something that we can use. Maybe a slip and slide in the tunnel? Oh, it could be. Can you put it in the gauntlet somewhere?

There's a lot of options. Yeah. Yeah, we need to apologize to Paige. Nick, I like your idea. You walk to the very end and it's just something very tiny. You've completed the tunnel. Tiny little shrine at the end. You've completed the tunnel.

Little tiny certificate. I wonder if we could remake the tunnel so it gets very tiny. You've completed the tunnel. Tiny little shrine at the end. You've completed the tunnel. Little tiny certificate. I wonder if we could remake the tunnel so it gets tinier. It gets small, yeah. Oh. If we put obstacles, that could be a very fun paintball course. Oh.

Not really. No, not at all. You wouldn't have to aim. What are you talking about? You're just stuck in a tunnel. That's more of a duel. Stuck in a ball? Ball.

Oh my god. Is it used used do people use Unused chief what you think we share the tunnel page says we shake tunnel. I'm so sorry. Yeah, we're sorry There's a tunnel. There is a tunnel Yeah, we want to make it our space going back I've never even been on once or more. Yeah, I would like to buy I gotta go Oh Damn it. I'm gonna be the last one in the fucking tunnel to the high noon ad. I'm going oh man. Oh, yeah eyes

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Gee, did you like it? I loved it. I love a tunnel. We gotta have like- Paige did you know about that? Yeah, no way. You didn't know about that. I hide stuff back there all the time. It's like legally you're supposed to keep everything out.'t know about that back there all the time it's like legally you're supposed to keep everything out the sprinklers are back there anytime we're doing testing it's done through there I mean as white socks Dave's we have to put a speed pitch in there oh yeah where is white socks Dave haven't seen him in ages he's a new guy now. I know. It kind of sucks. Probably like working hard or something now. No. He's not that new. Yeah, well the tunnel...

It wasn't chaos. Hey, Dave. Can you meet, can you come down to the tunnel? Yeah. It's electric. What do you think? So much bigger than I to you seeing it in the picture is way different than seeing it doesn't do it justice It's how you went back for a second. I did it so you can make a week make you have to go and see it It's a what out of it. It's a long weekend out of yeah Okay, it's massive

Holy shit Yeah, mm-hmm. I'm not going back for more. Yeah. That tunnel rocks. I'm going to save it. What do we do with that space? I don't know, but that is a fucking cool ass tunnel. Speed pitch? I felt like pumped up walking through the tunnel.

That was awesome. Yeah. That was awesome. It's perfect for speed pitch. It's perfect for everything. What do you want to do with this? Sorry, I didn't hear that. I just want to throw baseball.

Speed pitch. I'll just speed pitch as hard as I can. Yeah. Yeah. We should have that. What do you wanna do with this? Sorry, I didn't hear that. I just wanna throw baseball. Oh, just speed pitches? As hard as I can. Yeah. I say nothing permanent, we can change. The Bulls intro songs should just be permanently on there. Yeah. Yeah, the acoustics are awesome.

So do you think something like this? Yeah. Or like this? The neon one. Yeah. Or like, what about like this? Ooh. Yeah. That's the best. That one, number three. neon? Yeah. Or like, what about like this? Yeah. That one number three. Okay.

Yeah. Tunnels already transcended barstool. Tunnels are hot right now. This is they were Trent. The one from there's like a 57 minute ride from New York to England tunnel that they're proposing. Oh really? Yeah. Tunnels are everywhere on the internet today. Yeah. They're putting a tunnel. Someone proposed it. They said it would cost $50 trillion or something. And then Elon said I could do it for 50 billion. Let me do it. Oh my god. I think our tunnel's better.

What? Find out what, TJ, what are the best activities you can do at tunnel? We gotta use that now. I need that tunnel. It's all, so it locks from the inside? Yeah, it double locks. There's like multiple locks.

It could double as a jail if we needed to. So we back it up. Yeah. Everyone, the office is a buzz with the tunnels. Everyone's talking about this. No, we need it sponsored. I don't know what we're gonna do with it. Chase Paintball idea sucked. It's the worst we have

That's a real tunnel We all on the roof yes, yes, yes On the roof there's a there's a panel that looks like a trapdoor oh My god, there's a there's a fucking trapdoor on the roof There's there's light coming from you can look up. Yes, there's a- there's a fucking trapdoor on the roof. There's- there's light coming from it. You can look up the trap. There's a- there's a trapdoor in the tunnel. Pretty soon our basketball court will be completely empty. Our state-of-the-art golf simulator. Everyone will be hanging in the tunnel. We gotta figure out what to do. Oh my god, it's so sick. Beautiful.

It's beautiful. Merch bonus. Where were you when we found the tunnel? This is a legendary day. Had you not called Donnie we we would have went another year without you Yeah, we would have just been pissed off about that sign. The sign would have been taken down We would have put no we would have put up we would have bought an inflatable tunnel Yep, and then put it up and Donnie would have been like dude Why'd you do that when we have a tunnel down here? So so stupid loss?

Just met me right at the tunnel It's been keeping that from can we rewatch his prompt Yeah, all right. He just went right to that door. Yeah, I'll be right there tunnel no problem. Oh Man what a day. Where's Brandon? Yeah, yeah, can you meet me in the tunnel real quick? Chair you having the best day ever you found a new color and you got a new tunnel. Yes, it's pretty sick Good day. It's unreal. It's a great day Yeah, dude this tunnel is so sick your first time in it yeah

You're about to walk under the panel. Yeah, that's right. It's on the ceiling. Oh, it's right there. He just passed it. Yeah, there's hinges on a panel when you go up. Oh, right there, yeah. Keep that in mind for the next dug. Oh, imagine if Doug had gone to the tunnel.

He would have died in the tunnel. He would have still been in there. There's been a skeleton Doug Unbelievable Now did Brandon not like any of this yeah, I think he's The tunnel could even get memes out of his chair memes, where you going? No Joy it And like this is like a bit, but like it gets the boys excited. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh Man

Did you the high noon ad yeah? All right, you were in the tunnel. He's in the wheel what a day man a day. Oh Because of a stupid sign. Laugh that hard and... Steve's gonna go to the tunnel. Yeah, I told him to check it out. Putman's like a tour guide for the tunnel, two at a time. I'm eating because I feel like I'm gonna pass out. My adrenaline spike's so high when we found the tunnel. Yeah. I think like something happened to me.

We might have to charge admission. Yeah. It might get out of control out of it's gonna have to we're gonna have to figure it out Yeah, sign up sheet. You know just put one of the red velvet rope in front of the entry. Yeah There's a lot of stuff we can do I get we got to start thinking I can't imagine how Donnie feels losing his private I know I would never also a dick for not telling an asshole. That's something you gotta Everyone if you find a tunnel That's you have to tell everybody you know everyone More people knew too you want to take the kiddos on the weekend. Oh, yeah, I can't wait to show my kids the tunnel

It'll be fucking shocked who else Paul. Jared. Where are you going? Have a good time Unreal gotta get the tunnel trending it should be TJ. How are sales doing on that shirt? They're they're about to put them up It like if you're a real fan, yeah, that's what I'll say. You'll get in about two weeks and we will never remember what we were talking about. I don't know man. I think this is definitely the worst day we did the wheel. Yeah. This is going to endure. Should we just like put tunnel on the wheel and then you have to go to it or something?

I don't know what you'd have to do. Big T, where are you going? I gotta hear Big T hear big tease review cuz he's a guy doesn't like anything. Yeah. Yeah, this seems like right down his alley this this And I bet he thinks he's not gonna fit in this tunnel yeah, I mean definitely does he will it'll be a tight squeeze Lance's been there back out there Lance has a season pass already Donnie's gonna be so people are just gonna be walking through the kitchen all the time I Would have bet you a million dollars that went just outside yeah, I have a door right there that goes out. Yeah Yeah, I never even thought of I thought it was a closet Like I thought it was where it were Donnie kept like cooking

Man he fucking knew the whole time So we got to figure out how to like properly have this become our tunnel Yeah, yeah, I tunnel neighbors so that well know I'm saying with the neighbors legally so then we can do whatever the fuck we want with it Let's see big tea big their lives are changed Big D comes out skipping and he's having himself a time You guys go ahead out Want to be alone with this tunnel for a minute?

Where is he he's locked in now? Oh, yeah, he is no they kept it propped open Blobbing how many times you've been now? You're not the guide You're the guide? Yeah. I told you. You're a tunnel rookie. What did Jerry think?

What did Jerry think? He's marveled by it. He found expired paint. He wants to do a Jerry after dark and their first idea was skee ball. Skee ball. That you could have done any. Yeah, that's it. We have space for that.

We have space for that. Like what? Oh, Big T was Space for that like what Oh big tea was being like oh This tunnel is so sick. I want to play chess Okay Keyball machine is a page could fit anywhere. I don't know page likes us going in there. Yeah All right, we don't want to hear it big tea big tea come here Alright, we don't want to hear it big tea big tea come here What'd you think It's an accurate score

Big tunnel For tunnel I've always wondered tunnel himself says nine to Yeah, you could that's a man who's experienced a 9.2 tunnel What's he say right there? Oh Man What's he say right there? Man who hates who's hates it's a what? Who who who Megan Megan doesn't like the tunnel why did Megan Megan? Megan why are you that's that all that just can't be I Don't

Okay, she know about people people hate what they can't understand some time yeah, of course that makes it's good art I kind of want to send an email being like if anyone hates the tunnel leave That's not a joke yeah tunnel leave Ed where you going? What are you been doing in the tunnel? Yeah, you can tell he's been When did you know about the tunnel You found the tunnel you didn't tell anyone? It's kinda like Lost of Powers, right?

Yeah. But like, when you saw that sign that says the tunnel. I should know. What is that, guys? Oh, you don't know about the tunnel sign? Oh, I don't know. Ah, the old tunnel. Yeah.

That's what got us so curious what the tunnel was. Oh, there's a tunnel. There's a tunnel. Of course, I'd that knew and the sign makes perfect sense now I Love it. I love it too when salespeople were gonna come be like why is this sign and be like Why are there why are there eight to nine signs that say the tunnel? Yeah, our office is just made out of the tunnel signs oh Man all right, let's spin spin it I'm so excited when chef Donnie's doing like a what's for lunch and just people are walking this was one

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