The Yak - We Found the Most Interesting Man on the Planet | The Yak 9-14-22

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa, hello. This is a Yakagami right now? Oh my God, it is. For sure a Yakagami. I spoiled it before you cut the camera to me. It's me, Nick, and Kate.

Yes. I think more are straggling in. This is going to be a little bit of a disjointed Yak today because we have up fronts. Rona's at that. We have to also, because we have up fronts, we have to tape every show. So I'm going to have to leave at 1.30 to do a college football show. And we have Owen and Sass in here. Still maybe a yakagami?

Struggling for a button down this morning. Yeah, there's a lot of nerves. Close the door. Sass, where do you live? In a barn? This was my... No, you don't close doors? Oh, sorry.

You thought the barn comment sorry I do have mice You should definitely It's not a You close the door of Barnes You do that's kind of a key thing Where did that saying come from That's probably the one place you should close the door We were having that discussion on Sunday too About football

When someone's like, they're holding it like a loaf of bread. Like, who? I hold it like that. I hold it from the little plastic. Unless they were when you bought it from like a bakery. Yeah. A sourdough?

Yeah. A loaf. A sourdough. Well, you hold a loaf by the hand. Yeah. Where the hell did the barn comment come from? What the fuck? I don't think that. Does that have to do strictly with not closing a door. Yeah. Oh, I... Where the hell did the barn comment come from? What the fuck? I don't think that...

Does that have to do strictly with not closing a door? Yeah. I've heard that many times. It's like, oh, were you raised in a barn? Oh, yeah. Any shoes on in the house kind of thing as well? Yeah. Yeah.

I think any little minor... Tweeting out the link. Yeah. Can you help us? There's a bit of a fracas on the content floor with what to wear tonight. What does this say? Uncouth on culture most often used phrase, were you raised in a barn? You're calling someone an animal, I guess.

You're a pig. It might not work for doors. I thought it was exclusively for doors. I actually don't think I've ever even heard it for doors. Really? Yeah. I like the, hey, you make a better door than a window. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you ever hear, how about you use your head for more than a hat rack? Oh! I like that. That's mean. Yeah. My favorite one is when you throw someone something and they don't catch it and you go, nice hands, feet.

Yeah. Brutal. Always hit. You should try that. I kind of want you to get somebody with that today oh yeah it should be an abysmal throw yeah

yeah how what's the one when you trip nice trip see you next fall yeah something like that yeah that's a good one too alright yeah so today what does that mean

yeah I don't know is that like somebody that travels for vacation yep maybe they're taking off yeah oh Wait, what does that mean? Yeah, I don't know. Is that like somebody that travels for vacation? Yep. Maybe they're taking off. Oh, now that wouldn't make any sense. Yeah, but like... A lot of shit we... See you next time you fall.

There's a lot of shit we say that like... Rule of thumb, which actually is bad, right? Right, that's the... What's that movie? Boondock Saints. Boondock Saints taught us all that. Rule of thumb was how long of a stick you could... How thick it could be.

Yeah. You could beat your wife with legally. Ew. Yeah. So pray for any wives that had... There's no dark side to the name wife beater for a tank top, is there? I still catch myself calling it that.

I still do. I only call it... I call it a beater. Yeah. What else do you call it? catch myself calling it that. I still do. I only call it that. I call it a beater. What else do you call it? A single man. It's just a beater. It's anybody who's in my way. I'll beat anyone. I think it's cool though, if you know all of those phrases,

and you can just throw them out five times a day. You're like an old Irishman sitting in a bar. Yeah, one of my buddies only talks like that. In phrases. And we always make fun of him for it. Because I don't know why. I don't know where he got it from. He's smarter than you. Great crowd.

Yeah. What are they? They might be. Are these idioms? Idioms. Idioms. Yeah, idioms. KB would be missing out right now.

He would love it. Yeah, KB's definitely... KB. Let me see that football. Collared shirt, KB. Steal mine? Collared shirt. You do?

Yeah, so everyone. Oh, no. You spilled the Red Bull. Nice hands, feet. Hey, yo. Damn, that turned out bad for you. Yeah, that did. Right back in my own feet.

Hey, KB, catch. Nice hands, feet. Yeah! Got him. Bitch. That's a really good shirt, KB, catch. Nice hands, feet. Yeah! Got him. Bitch. That's a really good shirt, KB. That is a nice shirt. Is that your mini golf shirt?

Yeah, I wore it there. Great job, by the way, Nick, on the announcing of the mini golf. Yeah, very, very funny. Appreciate it, guys. The VJ Singh was fantastic with that. I haven't watched. I'm trying to think what he could have done with that. He roasted all of us.

He roasted everyone. It was a roast. Like make a vagina sing. Stephen Che, the only Asian on the course, likes to eat pussy. Nice. E.J. Singh. Yeah, that's been tough narrating every single putt of 40 people. Lots.

It's been about three hours a day. Yeah. Jesus. Elm, can't complain. No. Get to watch you boys. Yeah. Again.

Over and over. And over and over. Not like you were there the first time. But yeah, people, there's a buzz in the office, a nervous and anxiousness because we have our upfronts tonight, which I don't, speaking of idioms, why are they called upfronts? I have no idea. We're just basically- We're going to be upfront with you.

Oh, okay. We're trying to sell ourselves, right? We try and sell all our- We're standing up in front of them. We should just be super upfront. Now, who else is presenting besides us? Only us. Oh, it's just a Barstool event.

Yeah. Yeah, just us We're the only performers Correct, correct So yeah, all the shows We get the advertisers all in one room Basically how we all make our money And this company stays solvent

Is not blowing tonight And now everyone's nervous about the dress attire I think it's like a Duncan Awards thing. I just, the way I always approach it is we're selling ourselves who we are. So if I showed up in a tux, people would be like, who's this fucking stick? That would play though. It would. Maybe.

I think Owen has the best middle ground right now. Yeah, you got a little party shirt. Because I put on a golf shirt that didn't fit with this same outfit and it felt, like you said, forced. Now, Kyle, are you wearing shorts? No, I have slacks on deck. Oh! Slacks on deck? Tell me they're pleated.

Show me pleated. Tell me they're pleated. It's hard. My fucking body just transformed. My ass grew like 30% in the past four months. I've been noticing that. Yeah. Peach?

Still not as big as your peak. Ass. My peak ass? You haven't even seen my peak ass. I have in videos. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Actually, there was a video at the beginning of quarantine where I filmed you running up the steps. That wasn't fat. I was clapping. Rowan's going to be suited up, right? I think he's going to be dressed as Steve Jobs. Steven just writes shit on this sheet that we're not supposed to read, and then I look at it, and I'm like, not for him.

That's the highlighted part. It's highlighted, so that's the first thing you read. I'm reading it. Can we show Steven's eye, by the way? He tried to get us. He tried to cancel us. Flip it sideways. I want to be turned on.

Steven showed his eye from this morning, and he was essentially being like, I'm trying to get you guys to make an ethnic joke about me. And I got in front of it. I was like, I know what you're doing. I'm not going to do it. Because he was going to cancel us forever. I had to bite my tongue. Yeah.

I think we all, at the same time, thought the same thing. Viewer's discretion is advised for this. Oh, yeah. This is a scorpion moment. Gross. If you look close, there's crust in it. You can see the crust. Yeah, there is crust.

And the eyelashes get crusted together so you can't open them. It's like a big... This man gets sick so much. Look at the right corner. He has too many vaccines. It's like people that use hand sanitizer too much. You get colds easier. Yeah.

Oh. Hell yeah. Oh, fellas. Oh. Fellas. Oh, dude. Not me. Look at that.

The fasoli pick. Fasoli with his head. It was just... Yeah, look at that. You can also see like a little dried cream pie. Kyle, you're a cream pie guy right now. It's oozing out.

Like a yeast infection. Yeah. That eye's been creamed recently. You can see. I'm... Oh, the galaxy's incredible. Tweet out the picture and be like, new Hubble telescope.

Best image of the sun yet. Yeah, that guy gets sick all the time. What the fuck? Hubble telescope. Best image of the sun yet. Yeah. That guy gets sick all the time. What the fuck? Can you pull up the fasoli with his head in the cutout? It's for the college football show. It's the most fasoli fasoli's ever looked.

Peak fasoli? Just three dashes. He is the meme. I mean, not the meme, the emoji. He's one-pped it Finding it Eventually Uh to zone.com We're going tomorrow Oh yeah

Zone.com Who's fighting Triple G and Canelo The trilogy Right So it's gonna be incredible Saturday night Las Vegas

Pure combat You can hear us on the call Ronan and I are gonna do the Yak live From Las Vegas Pure combat You can hear us on the call Ronan and I are going to do the Yak live from Las Vegas on Friday So you guys get a Friday off Boozy brunch Very excited for this fight Very excited to be in Vegas

Saturday night, September 17th Boozy brunch Friday Oh you're doing boozy brunch? Yes! Yes, let's go I'm very jealous Let's go ladies i'm all about it human is allowed as well yep yeah i'll bring him a big all hat definitely kelly keeg's got her fall haircut what is brandon doing great yeah that's a good question brandon just walked by

here with bags of chick-fil-a and he said he wasn't doing that anymore. He's got a fresh haircut, too. Does he have a fresh cut? Looks like it. Brandon, how fancy. Yeah, DAZN.com. Stream the fight live only on DAZN.com. DAZN.com. Download the DAZN app or visit DAZN.com. Who are we taking on the fight?

I'm taking Canelo. Canelo? Canelo is a very big favorite, though. I'll probably take him. Decision? Very excited. I'm actually undefeated in terms of fighting, betting. Oh, really? Yeah, betting on fights. so who are you going to bet probably Canelo

okay nice so if you want to tout there it is Jeff Nadeau's here by the way speaking of touts he looks trim he does he's been blogging up a storm too we almost had a moment we lost we almost lost Jersey Jerry forever he came back to his desk today

and his rough and rowdy belt was gone. And he said, he just looked at me, and he goes, if that guy took it, I will punch him in the face. I don't care if I get fired. And I was like. Tried that already. Yeah, I was like, chill out. Yeah, he didn't really succeed.

Devlin had taken it for, like, some promo thing. So we almost lost Jersey Jerry. He was dead set on just fighting over the belt again. You can't take another minute. Is it a matter of time kind of thing now? Yeah. I like Jersey Jerry just being very up front. I don't care if I lose my job.

Drinks. Contact him. Friday came early. Making a brunch. Here we go. Kim is here. What do we got? This looks refreshing. This is called a corpse reviver. It is here. What do we got? This looks refreshing.

This is called a corpse reviver. It's called a corpse reviver, she said. Oh. Now, Kim, I got a question for you. Is the jeans you're wearing, is it the mom jeans cut, or is it mom jeans because you're a mom? It's the mom jeans cut. Thank you.

It's the mom jeans cut. I like mom jeans. Me too. Thank you. No, I think mom jeans are like, I actually like mom jeans cut. I like mom jeans. Me too. Thank you. No, I think mom jeans are like, I actually like mom jeans because like, hey, I'm a mom, whatever. Those are cool mom jeans. I would have guessed sorority cut. Yeah, I think it looks great as is.

What is this? It's called the Corpse Reviver. It's got gin, lilac, or lilay. Ooh, that's good. That's really good. It's good, isn't it? It has like a zip to it, I would say. Cheers.

You want to sit down? You want to drink it with us? I'll take a sip with you. Now, Kim, I know you have the mean all fits lined up. Flannels, big hat. You have some scarves. You have some mean fall fits lined up for us. Are we doing Christian Girl Fall? Doing what? Christian Girl Fall? Doing what?

Christian Girl Fall. Is that what it's called? Yeah. It is. I think it's Christian Girl Autumn. Christian Girl Autumn Fall, yeah. Big loose. Big hats.

Think like. Like a cross Christian? No. Like you don't have to bear the cross. What are you saying? Think like you have to go to a horse race in, let's say, Kentucky and there are no minorities

allowed. There we go. Oh my God. Christian Girl Fall. Yeah, there it is. Big boots. Boots, hats. Look at that. The hats. Holy shit. Yeah, that's Christian Girl Fall. Or a sorority. Girls that marry young. Oh, there we go. We got a minority in there.

Yeah. They fucking did it. Shopped. Yeah. I wonder about that. I can tell by the pixels. Ambitious with each one of the palettes. They all look great to me.

Yeah, they do. That's Christian Girl Fall. They really do. Okay. You got any of those fits coming? Yeah. I've never seen that before. I've heard of that before.

Yeah. Big boots. Big boots. Yeah. Fall is when you can start dressing. Oh, yeah. It's hard to dress here, though. All's peak throwing fits.

Why? Well, because you have to wear your tennis shoes, or you're going to trash whatever shoes you have. Oh, in the streets, yeah. Yeah, so then you're like lugging a lot of stuff, and then you go, is it worth it? Yeah, that's true. But I am excited about fall here. It's really pretty. It is.

Kim, are you still interested in doing a yak ball? A cotillion for us. Yes, but you know what I was thinking? It'd be really fun if it was like champagne and pigs in a blanket. Yeah.

I like that kind of thing. That's fancy. Agreed. That's the fanciest. I want to learn. I want a ballroom dance. You want a ballroom dance? Yeah, I think so.

I want to be dipped. No, I want to be dipped. You can't be dipped. Sorry. Big Cat could probably dip you. Yeah, I think so. I want to be dipped. No, I want to be dipped. You can't be dipped. Sorry. Big Cat could probably dip you. Yeah, I could dip you. You could dip me. I'll dip you.

You think I'm too big to be dipped by anybody? I've never dipped. No, I've never dipped. It's pretty hard to dip someone. I've never done it. Why don't you try right now? Oh, you should, yeah. Yeah, come on, dip Kim.

Dip Kim. I don't know how to, I need, what if I drop her? Monster dip, please. Come on, let's do it. Monster dip. That'll be my monster dip if it lands. No, dip dip. I don't know how to... What if I drop it? Monster dip, please. Come on, let's do it. Monster dip. That'll be my monster dip if it lands. No, dip, dip, dip. I don't want the responsibility.

Dip, dip, dip. I'm wasted from this corpse survivor. Kyle, go dip, dip. Kyle will do it. Show up next. Show up next. A little dipper will. Come on.

A little dipper. Someone dip. Sass dipper. Wait. No, I have no idea how. Have you ever... I'm not coordinated enough. I don't know what... I'll do it because I have no idea how. I'm not coordinated enough to do it.

I'll do it because I have to fucking do everything. Oh, here we go. I don't know how to do it. That's a guy that's leaving at 1.30. I don't know how to do it, but I'm going to try to do it. Oh, you're going to do it so well. Okay.

Wait, can we get some music on? Can we get like a ballroom music of some sort? I don't know if you'd be able to find it. There we go. Music's playing. Their hands are touching. That's good. A little twirl.

Oh, look. Oh, no. Nice. That was good. That was good. That was a monster dip. That was a monster dip. It was very big. It was beautiful.

It was a big dip. That was to the floor. There's only one question that I have to ask. Did you feel safe in my arms? I did. It didn't look like you felt safe. He done dropped your ass. Yeah, it was a little too much.

You were horrified. Shit, I'm sorry, Kim. No, I was just confused about the twist. You know what you're doing. Oh, I had to twirl. You had to twirl. That's a man who's dipped before. Yeah, that was a dip.

I think so, right. We're bluffing. I dip every single fucking weekend. We dip. I like to think you just kind of walk in the kitchen and dip your wife while she's cooking. Did you feel small in my arms? Actually, when we were going down, I was like, oh shit, he just didn't realize how much I weighed. Oh.

You got to drop your hat. You got to drop your hat. It's clean on the floor. I was always in control. You know who wouldn't have let that happen? Che. Che would have. Right.

Nadeau can dip. Nadeau can dip. Nadeau can dip. Nadeau's probably been dipped as well. We should see if Nadeau can dip all of us. No, I had you the whole time. You didn't need that arm. She didn't need the arm. Is there anybody in the office who could pull off a double dip?

Double dip. Two girls at once? Each arm? Wait, Zah, close your eyes and guess who's dipping you. Oh, yeah. That would be a fun game. Yeah. All right, get in here, Zah. Get in here. Close your eyes. That would be a fun game. All right, get in here, Zai.

Get in here. Close your eyes. That would be a Zai's wild thing. Yeah. No, let's just do a quick. Two people are going to dip you, Zai. You've got to guess who dipped you. I don't want to do it

because I'm afraid he's going to fall in love with me. Someone's going to do it. I can't do it. All right. All right, Zai, keep your eyes closed. Zai's just... You just stand right there. Yeah, stand right there. keep your eyes closed. You just stand right there. Yeah, stand right there. Keep your eyes closed.

And now someone get up and... Everyone pretend to get up so we can't hear. Zah, who dipped you? Oh, he's good. I mean, he's just good at this shit. I wish there was a name for this thing Zah is good at he is one more dip

everyone make a Kate sound he went stiff as a board on me no no no let's do musical chairs around him you guys do it.

I'll narrate. Everyone stand up. Here we go. It's the big yak dip off. I'm going to see who dips him. Has not been dipped yet. Everyone is walking around. Beautiful music.

Like I'm in succession my dad's about to tell me that he fucking hates me I'm cut out of the money and also I shouldn't have fucked my secretary who also is 50 years older than me someone dip him he's been dipped Oh! Someone dip him.

He's been dipped. Zah. Open your eyes. Who dipped you? Yeah, go in. Analysis is going to be astute. That was a skinny hand. Bony ass forearm. This front side bone was pretty...

You know, I'm going to have to check out you guys' wrists. Yeah, all right. See the wrists. Show the wrists. Show your front side bones. Show the wrists. Kim, show your wrists. He's strong probably, right?

Hey, he's doing a little plucky. You want to squeeze just to see what a real man's wrist is? Did you get a baseline of a man wrist? Okay, he's squeezed every... Oh, he's saying, give me the other one. Yeah. He knows. Yeah.

Felt like Nick's one. Oh! Oh, he's losing it. It was Owen. Oh! It's losing its edge. It was Owen! Oh, really? It was Owen. I was wearing long sleeves. What arm did you?

Actually. Damn. What arm did you? Did I check the right arm? I shoved you with my left and caught you with my right. Shoved you. That was a good dip. It wasn't much of a dip.

I caught you. Fuck. Yeah, he checked the wrong hand. Damn. He good dip. It wasn't much of a dip. Fuck it. Yeah, he checked the wrong hand. Damn. He got him. You can't tell the dip. Oh my days. Oh my days. Oh my days.

You should make a shirt, oh my days. Freaking out. How much money did Alex end up making? Shout out to sending him money. It's very out. How much money did Alex end up making? Shout out to Alex for sending him money. It's very cool. Oh, and I'm checking. 10K? Yeah, that's awesome.

We're still getting donations as we speak. For what? Because he did the Make-A-Wish. Were you here yesterday? Oh, I was, yeah. Yeah, the Make-A-Wish guy. Alex, he got a full heart transplant, so his Make-A-Wish was here. And yeah, he's healthy

now but he only has about 10 12 years he said with that heart so cool dude unreal story i did get to meet him yeah yeah you were you touched huh okay nice him a cookie you did oh god he's probably dead diabetic yeah very diabetic well i mean i didn't make him eat it they all picked it up and took it then oh he said when he came in, he was like, I'm diabetic, but my biggest problem is I can never say no to anything. So everyone around me has to know not to offer me things. And you did that. Has anybody heard from him?

No, he's dead. You guys. God damn it. All he meant is make a wish and then Kim killed him. Kirk will catch you. Shame. Yeah. How are you with Kirk now?

Well, I haven't seen him. Yeah, but like, are you taking stuff personally after the fight? Well, I was taking it personally before the fight, only from him. Right. Yeah. Could you tell?

Yeah, no, I could tell, but I mean, that's why he's the master at what he does. I can't take it personally. I shouldn't have taken it personally, but I didn't know that about him. Yeah, so now personally? Well, I think he has mean followers sometimes. Now, that's kind of mean to say. I shouldn't say that.

Let me see. He had some followers say mean things to me. Ah, okay, so they're not mean. No, they're not mean. They just happen to say mean things at once. Just a few of them said mean things, which made me think I was more mad at him. Yeah. But I'm not mad at him now.

That's fair. I think he's great. Good. Water under the bridge. Are you going to the upfronts tonight? Mm-hmm. Nice. I've never been to any upfronts.

No, I can't get a babysitter. Just bring a baby. I should bring him. You should actually, if we're going to be really real about upfronts you should just be like doing a kid show hey I can't afford a babysitter that's why my kids or you should sell his first name it's my son

talky it's my son C4 Richie get over here where have you been we should we should put Brandon's next child up for sale Richie, get over here. Where have you been? We should. We should put Brandon's next child up for sale. Yes.

Roman Walker sounds pretty good. Roman Walker. Roman Walker. That's a WWE. You mean Brandon's next child. Or for a local. He owes us one. He owes us one. Oh.

He said he'd not in his wife this year. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't even want to think about that. I'm jealous as fuck. Yeah, that's true. Are you going to have grandkids anytime soon, Kim?

I don't know. Seems like the clock is ticking. Casey said I could use hers for a while as my grandkid. That's nice. Is Alex your only? No, I have a son, but he's not married. Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

My husband did say that. He goes, I used to say it in order. Now I don't give a shit anymore. He's a grandbaby. A grandkid. Yeah. Man, that's brutal. It is brutal.

Yeah, in my 20s, my parents probably would have been genuinely disappointed. And in my 30s, they were like, all right. They were super pumped. Have you thought about maybe, I don't know, messing with Alex somehow to try to get that baby going? Like what?

Swap out her birth control? Oh. Tic Tacs? No, I hadn't thought about that. We could do a lot of things. Yeah. Now, would you be, would you welcome a grandchild

if it wasn't Alex but Graham had a baby out of wedlock? No. That wouldn't be mine. It seems like you're being a little bit of a picky grandmother here. What's the etiquette there? You'd still want to be a part of your life.

You'd want to, you know. You mean like if Graham was married to Alex? Graham is married to Alex. That's an odd hypothesis. Interesting. Graham has a baby by accident. By accident. You mean like if Graham was married to Alex? Graham is married to Alex. That's an odd hypothesis. I mean, interesting. What is that? Graham has a baby by accident. By accident.

That's your grandchild. No, I don't think it works that way. They stay married. They stay married. So then Graham and Alex are like, let's try to raise this child. That's your grandchild. Yeah, I guess I'd have to be nice about that. I'm trying to help you out by, you know.

I couldn't look at the face of that innocent baby and not be like. Right. No, no, no. But I might not be able to look at Graham again. That's fine. Yeah, that's totally fine. Nana, Nana. He would never do that.

Accidentally. Ron put a banana peel down. Woo. Right. Yeah. Woo. Right. Someone's, you know, an intern's walking by.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Intern tale in the summer. And I'm going to do the college football show. Okay, that just went right over my head. Oh, man. Is that an inside joke I don't get? No, it was just, I don't know.

You want to explain it? I was just saying, intern, I don't know. He thinks the interns in the summer. Not Barstool interns. Oh, okay. Like the interns in general. Like Big Four. Not Barstool interns?

Is that what you said? Like a JP Morgan intern. Right. Always a JP Morgan. They got some good talent over there. Yup. Oh my gosh. Shit.

Deloitte. Forget it. Deloitte tale. Do you call girls talent? Have you guys ever encountered that? That's horrible. How's the talent over there? What are you talking about?

You don't have to have talent to have great titties. You just have them. You didn't earn them. You can buy them. Kate, how would you ask about the guys over there that are interns? Where's the meat? I just say meaty cock is really what I just come right out and say it. Are they hanging?

Yeah. Every swinging dick over at J.P. Wells Fargo. No, no, no. It's a common misconception. The girls at J.P. Morgan, phenomenal. The guys at Wells Fargo, real stars. Big time. Seriously? Really? Abdominally

yeah, defined. So when you said that it made me think it didn't matter if the guy was good looking or not but when you say that about the girl you go you think she needs to be pretty right? Yes. Sort of that unfair. Always unfair. Yeah. Well, a little bit.

Depends on the perspective. I think it's fair. Because you. Always unfair. Yeah. Well, a little bit. Depends on the perspective. I think it's fair. Because you're a guy. Yeah. Fair to us. Fair to you all? Yeah, I guess so. Owen, you like that drink?

It's delicious. Yeah, I'm savoring it. A little orange soda. It's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did a splash of Red Bull, too, for a little caffeine. A little caffeine. Oh.

Nice. Kate. Keeping it fun, flirty. How was the wedding did you live up to oh she sent us a video I sent you guys like four videos

I was so sorry I got real excited I was laughing so hard when they were playing the Meek Mill song and everyone everyone was rapping along

aggressively every time the N word came on it would bleep out everybody would just everyone knew everyone knew it would get dead silent yeah it went like right from meek mill to the mummer strut to like something else

what's the mummer strut oh buddy yeah what's the mummer strut gotta show us kate okay every can you look up a mummer strut song and i'll do it real quick wait is that the name of a band no no so philadelphia nobody cares about new year's eve it It's New Year's Day in Philadelphia, the first of the year that we do our huge parade. We've been doing it every year forever. And all these different neighborhoods in Philly have Mummers Clubs. They have like actual clubhouses. Some of them are like men only. A lot like they're finally starting to get with the times.

But like they have full bars. They have dance rooms and they practice dancing all year. So like say I went to South Philly this weekend. Somewhere in the back of an Acme parking lot, there's, like, a mummers group practicing their dance for New Year's Day. They all have, like, these huge rows of comics, the fancies, the this, the that. There's, like, different groups. And then on New Year's Day,

Rowan did a video, Japs and I did a video. Oh, okay. I know what it is now. You spray paint your shoes. Oh, my God. Yeah, I remember this video. You get your makeup done. I didn't know this was in Philly. My family rents out a bar every New Year's Day, like, right at Con Murphy's, like, right next to the start of this parade. And then you do the Mummer Strut. Then after the main parade, they all go down to 2 Street in South Philly, and that's where the after parade is. And they put DJs in the back of U-Haul trucks, and you just party in the streets until the next day.

But it's, like, one of the biggest parties of the year. It's so much fun. But you do it at weddings too? Oh, so anyways, it's part of like the whole Philly area culture. Like the Eagles have a Mummer's band. The Mummer's band is like Jersey Shore weekend coming up. They have like a big weekend and like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But anyway, so at the weddings down there,

they usually play the Mummer's strut. And there's a specific dance you do that's called the Mummer's strut that like everybody does. That so fun yeah sorry that was a dumb long explanation but it's like yeah it's really fun a bunch of my cousins are the comics brigade and then you try and get a mummer's kiss every year where you you make it you try and make out with a mummer at some point in the night and then it's called a mummer's kiss, but you have the paint and the beard scratches and the cigarette smell all over your face. Have you made out with a mummer? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. I'm done. Yeah. Is this it? This is one of them. You looked up the gangs all here.

That's the one. But anyway, it doesn't matter. Neither here nor there. It does matter. It would go right from Meek Mill to music like this. Yeah, there you go. Are you going to show us? Sure.

You normally have a tiny umbrella. Okay. Of course. Like from your drink? Yeah. And then this is it. You just do this for hours and hours. Hours?

Yeah. This sounds awesome. I want to do it. Hell yeah. We should all go this way. I want to do it. Nick, hell yeah. You should all go this year. I want to go. There was a lot of that. That was probably the dorkiest thing I've ever done here.

Nope. Yeah, no. You're hammered drunk. There's no pressure to dance good. You just do that for, I mean, from the crack of dawn. You had 24 hours of freedom. When did you start drinking? On Mummer's Day?

Oh, at the wedding. Oh, wait, yes. No, on Mummer's Day. Yes, of course. You just never stop. No. Anyway. No, I got down there at like noon and there was a Pizzeria Uno right across the street

from the hotel. Oh, yeah. So me and my cousin were like, well, let's go over there and get a base going the wedding wasn't until six we text all the other family checking into the hotel next thing you know there's like 25 of us over there and um i don't they're not a sponsor but i'm like five twisted t's deep and i'm like uh-oh we got to get ready for this wedding um everyone sitting in like the wedding seats was also still boozing there was a couple people smoking in the back during the ceremony it was outside i was like this is my kind of wedding it was very still boozing. There was a couple people smoking in the back during the ceremony. It was outside.

I was like, this is my kind of wedding. It was very relaxed and beautiful. Did you apply? Oh, yes. Yeah? The next day, my cousin was like, that was so funny how you were handing out all the cake to everybody.

And I was like, what? I've never been doing that at all. Oh, my God. And I ordered myself a chicken parm sub during the day that I put in my fridge that night. So sore. i came back to and a huge body armor yeah i like i pre-prepped which was brilliant i don't have the awareness or wherewithal to do that when the few times a year i do do it man oh yeah what a move yeah

i smoke rest in peace oh fuck rest in peace to pmb. Oh, yeah. I listen to him more than most people, I think. Yeah. That sucks. Damn. Who is this? He's a rapper. What happened to him? I think he got shot.

Got shot. He got stabbed at a chicken. Or stabbed, yeah. At a what? At a Roscoe's chicken. Oh. Yeah. That's too bad.

Yeah, it happens. Shouldn Yeah. That's too bad. Yeah. It happens. Shouldn't. What city? True. LA. LA. Damn.

Great wedding. Great wedding though. Wait, why don't you just fucking say it? I didn't mean, I did not want it to be that sentimental. Yeah. I listened to like two of his songs. More than most. More than most.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I guess. What do you think? I listen to like two of his songs more than most yeah yeah anyway yeah I guess what are you guys wearing tonight I assume just what you're wearing

right now I just went out and bought this collared shirt Kim do you like it I like it I think it's like an in between

of casual but you know Nick in a collar what I like it with the green the shoes you're actually like pulling off a good

cool fit right now you all are you all look very nice Rudy said I said i look cool yeah those yak cats are sweet they really are listen to him he's using you for what i don't know you tell me what you do at his apartment other than the stream these aren't even out yet it's the yak but i have one how far do you think you could throw a golf ball you have a running start and you'd be the role what does that mean you count the role counts or something and you'd be the role I don't know shake it was don't type in this with an iPad how far do you

think you could throw a golf ball because it's not like right aligned how far do I think I could throw a golf ball yeah you could run and be Yeah, you could run and be the roll. I could run and be the roll. Like, I'm running. Yeah. I mean, I could run, like, a mile. Oh, so you're saying... No, I'm like, what do you mean? No, that doesn't count as a throw.

So you could get, like, a running start. Yeah. Yeah, she would run a mile first and then throw it. It would probably be a total of a mile.001. No, I'm just saying like that doesn't... You'd run the first mile holding the golf ball. It's not going to help you to run to throw a golf ball. I could probably throw it like 25.

You're running start. I could throw it like 10 feet. You could throw it further than that. Okay, the golf ball is across the room. A quarter mile. 10 feet. Okay, how far is it to Zah? 12 feet.

I bet I could throw a golf ball about 15 feet. No. 100 feet, I bet. A golf ball? Let's go get one. There's one right here. I could flick one. You could drop one 10 feet.

Oh, it's plastic? Oh, damn. There's a baseball. There's a baseball right there. It's a ping pong ball. Yeah, hit the window. This isn't heavy. Yeah, it means you can't throw it as far.

So if you can throw that 10 feet, then you can throw a golf ball farther. I have a really bad shoulder. That would have gone a million feet. Yeah, that was a lot. We'll get you a golf ball. We'll see. I throw the ball to my dog a lot, and I can't get it very far. So I have to use one of those sticks, yeah?

And then I fling it. Nice. Why did he ask that? I don't know. The mini golf invitational. Oh. How far can you all throw it? I'm just curious.

I have no idea. Close to unlimited. Unlimited? Yeah. Well, if there's a hill there's a hill forget it canyon just out of football fields what do you think you could do like 80 yards i don't i don't know because they're no you can't do that 60 60 i think i don't know i don't i i'm notoriously bad at estimating yeah so let's say it'd probably be more like an estimate i don't know. I'm notoriously bad at estimating. Yeah. I'd say it'd probably be more like an estimate. I don't know.

Like George R. Martin. Talking about heights. Well, like, Sass, you have really long arms. It's not like throwing a baseball. I think you could throw a baseball further than a golf ball, honestly. Oh. Good. And it depends on what's it going to roll on.

The grass? The turf? It's just not going to go that far. 25 feet max. DJ. No way. Would you throw a golf ball or a baseball further? I think golf ball just because it's smaller so there's less air drag.

They're pretty dense. Yeah. I think I could probably throw it between 70 and 80 yards if I had two good shots at it before my arm gave out. Look up the world record for throwing a golf ball. What's the longest throw in the entire world? Do we know? Of anything. Documented? Yeah yeah why does that sound like a tommy walker like down a canal they just drop them off a canal yeah yeah it's like miles but yeah oh i see what you're saying yeah but i mean the longest forward throw what's the longest forward throw of all time

of a golf ball what is the object one of the It has to be one of those scoop things. Those like... Olympic Picasso. I wouldn't call that a throw, though, with a hand. Is this a golf ball? What is that outfit? I don't know. This is the first result. I mean, Kate's just into that guy.

Oh, yes. This video's from 2008. Larry Doby. Wow. World's longest golf ball throw ever. What a... Oh, man. wow world's longest golf ball throw ever what a oh man oh man look it's going right past him yes

170 yards oh I believe yeah there it is Dobie's got a cannon go go go go yes oh my gosh where is this? There's proof right there Can't fake that

That seals it 170 yards Did he die? What the fuck is the theme of that? He got hit by a car getting the ball. This is the funniest video ever. Is this a world record? I can't imagine there's that many people who have attempted this world record.

I kind of want to go do it right now. What's the nearest field? It's like 28th and 10th? RolledBradstock.com. MacDaddy.com. K-A the Olympic Picasso. See if this site is still live. Yeah.

Rolled Bradstock. Rolled Bradstock. Rolled Bradstock. No. Nope. Oh, my God. They posted three months ago. He's still throwing.

Oh, he's throwing jav. Oh. Same yell throwing Jav. Oh. Same yell. Damn rolled. You ever see those videos where those guys get hit by the things? Yes. See, I used to throw Jav back in my day. Really?

Jav? Oh, yeah. One season. I was a long jumper. Really? Long and triple. Yeah. I don't want to see any broken.

Oh, hell yeah. Body. Oh, hell yeah. Body. Oh, is that how he gets better at throwing? Those are some good tricep extensions. Ayo, could you do that? That would kill my shoulder. I don't do that. That's not great form, honestly.

But unless it's helping him throw, like, yeah. I mean, that's rolled Bradstock. You can't. That's true. What a name. Ayo, are you jealous of those monster quads he has? Yeah, well, how? Everyone's quads.

Rolled? Rolled Bradstock? Is that you? Rolled Bradstock. I can't get over it. Bradstock. Rolled! Yeah, that too.

Both. Both. Bradstock. Baby, you ever fuck around with the Skullcrushers? Google his name. I want to see what he's up to. Yeah, yeah. I need to know more.

Is he on Twitter? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know about those. I want to see what he's up to. Yeah, yeah. I need to know more. Is he on Twitter? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know about those. I want to contact him by the end of this show. I was, at least, back in my prime. Rolled.

You will never believe the results here. Stop. Oh, God. What? He's an Olympian. Is he really? Oh, my God.

Look at those outfits. He's got a wiki. Oh. All right, well, now we're going to obsess over him for two months. Can we message him on LinkedIn. Suburbs dad or something. Why do they call him the Olympic Picasso?

In the chat right now. Him and Shoe Nice. What year was he in the Olympics? 80s, I bet. 1996. Wow. 84 and 88. How'd he do?

84? Was that soul? Not good. Not good. That's tough to call an Olympian. Dude, you suck. I'd get the tattoo. What was that?

I would get the tattoo even if I didn't do good at the Olympics. Oh, fuck yeah. Does he have a Twitter? Wait, listen to this. Time out. Time out. In 2000, this is why they call him the Olympic Picasso. In 2000, Bradstock competed in the United States Olympic Committee

Sport Art Competition. Didn't know that was a thing. What is that? And he won the gold medal for his winning painting, Struggle for Perfection. What is sport art? I don't know. Sorry, TJ.

You said this is the olympics or olympic event the united states olympic committee sport art competition what the fuck is that what is sport art whoa oh that's our new thing yeah sport art well do you have to be how do you what is this you only have like 10 minutes to do it and you it, or it has to be hard about sports. Or is it just the Olympic athletes competing? Yeah. They're competing with their art talent? I don't know. Yeah, it could be.

Oh. Damn, he's awesome. Maybe a way for them to just commission like free submissions for their own artwork. He's the coolest guy in the world. Yeah. Those outfits are awesome. That's pretty.

I'm so stoked he's not dead. He seems dead, doesn't he? He might be. He kind of does. Is he alive? I don't know, but is that his arm? I'm so dated. He's known for these outfits, too.

He created a media frenzy back in 2008 when he stepped onto the Javelin runway. What? In each of his three different throws, he did a different outfit each time he did an outfit change and he had matching hand-painted optical javelins wow so he matched first was a zebra costume next was olympic themed and the final one was red white and blue for independence day so this guy is like okay i just looked him up in 2017 he set the Javelin world record for men's 55. Wow, look at this guy. He's kind of like a Cosby sweater.

He's the most talented person that I know. Yes. He's pretty talented. If we could just get him to call in just to say I know him. Contact. Go to his Instagram. Oh, boy. Was that his phone number?

It's on his website. Oh, I'm following him right now. 400 pounds, KB. Oh, boy. Was that his phone number? It's on his website. Oh, I'm following him right now. 400 pounds, KB. Look at this. Dude, he's jacked. Jesus. Wait, how old is he now? His leg pressing 400.

Don't you calm down, Kim. He's about to get a bunch of DMs about the heck. 200 reps? He's the best. He's good at everything. I don't know. There's no video. I know. He's good at everything. I don't know. There's no video. I know.

He never has. I believe him. But he's always breaking real records. Look at his art. His art is sick. Brad Stock. That's awesome. All right.

Let's hype up Rob Bradstock on Instagram. Let's get his attention. Yeah. Wow. God damn. what a dog this guy he put an old filter on himself he's not

he's already he's 60 he's 41 and put like a 10 year 10 year older filter seriously how old is he that he's doing August 29 what does he look like an old dude using the old filter.

He's like, look how bad I look in this. Oh, his sport. Sales. He looks old for 41. He looks very old for 41. That's a filter, I think. Why would he do that? No, because it's multiple photos.

Look at him right there with his people. I'm looking at the one on July 18th where he said, no, no, no, I feel so well this morning. And it's just him and it'll be fine. Well, maybe if he smiled. A nurse? 10 years off. No video, just the text. During COVID, he set up like a javelin golf course in his yard where he was just smashing

empty Clorox things at his javelin. Oh, is it this? He swam three hours a day for 100 days in a row. What? He swam three hours? No way. Whoa. Are you serious? Yeah. He's 60. row. What? No way. Whoa. Are you serious?

He's a little compulsive. He turned 58 in 2020 is what this says. Oh, shit. Oh, he is 60. Yeah. Okay. Wait, I'm trying to think. 200 reps?

400. Is he hitting? 400 pounds. 200 reps. It takes him a second to get this one, but he gets it. He's superhuman. Wait for it. This is the coolest guy.

Wait for it. Oh, shit. No way. Yes. He's Achilles. Yeah. He did a tell-all interview February 12, 2018. What's he telling all about?

Yep, there's his swimming. He just makes these boasts. He said inspirational cheats is an integral part of sports. What? Like what? I mean, he lies about... He just says a bunch of shit. I mean, yeah, look at that.

Look at that. What is inspirational... Oh, he's lying. What is inspirational cheats? Is that lying about your feets? No. So that you're inspirational? Wait, here's a video.

20 reps of how many? Or is it BS? 1,688 pounds. Is he going to do 20 reps of that? I feel like that could be real. I don't think he can bend his... Oh, my God. Oh.

It's only like an inch. Oh. It'd still be hard, but Yeah, I don't I'm not going to talk any shit I don't want to see any more of that He's got a picture of himself Hugging a wax Picasso

Because he's the Olympic Picasso What a guy Go to the squat Can you go to that squat? Oh, is that him with the old filter on? Holy shit Is he going to hit this? No, because look at the bars.

What is he doing? Inspirational cheats, I guess. Inspirational cheats. That's what he's talking about. It's awesome. Yeah, he doesn't do full reps. He's the man. It's inspirational cheats.

Yeah, it's still inspirational. I love that. It's a net positive. I think there's some sort of benefit to doing that exercise. Yeah, because you're convincing your mind that you're doing that exercise. Yeah. I think it's all to get, I mean, I guess that's his point. Maybe less injury or something.

Yeah. He's saving his knees. Partial back squat. Baby, it was an inspirational cheat. I barely went in. Wait, is that a picture of him with the old filter? Or is it his dad? It's difficult to say.

I don't know. I feel so old this morning. Oh, so he's a goofball. Oh, he's a big time goofball. He's a troll. How many followers? Oh, he's awesome. Wow.

He's got over 1,000 followers. He's about to hit two. He should have a million. That's insane. How many posts does he have, Kate? Repping weight. Not too many. Mostly it's just his art recently.

I'd say he maybe has... 441. What is sport article? Oh, 441. We don he maybe has... We figured out what his sport article is. Oh, 441. Yeah. We don't know. We don't know what any of this is. But he's director of the Olympic Art Committee.

Oh. Art of the Olympics Committee. So there's a lot of Olympians doing art out there, I guess. I don't know. What a guy. What a guy. Wow. No photos of his wife.

Is he married? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That stalker rules. Yeah, he does. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. I have a bad feeling.

Same. Oh, did you guys? So you're not going to make me go bald. I would. Yeah, no, we're not. It would be kind of depressing for everyone. We're going to make you do something. It's got to be something.

Maybe a tooth pulled. Okay. Someone said a John and Kate plus eight haircut. Yeah, that's tough. Kate Gosselin. Chunky, chunky highlights. That would hurt. I don't know if that's equal.

I don't know if that's different. That's not equal to us. Wait, what is hers? They're going full bald. They're going full bald. So what would be something for me that would be equivalent? Just that Dixie DeMillo just got her hair cut short all over her head, but long enough like this, it looks awesome.

She's super hot is the difference. And that's not equivalent. difference. That's not equivalent. What's in style? It is equivalent. I don't know. That's worse. I've had a run though. Girls used to do that. You think that's worse than being bald?

Like for Kate to go bald? I don't think Kate should have to go bald. No I don't think so either. Or do Skrillex. People would be like, look at that poor mother, that poor sick mom. Yeah. I could get a lot of free stuff out of that. You could.

Maybe just go pink. Something color. Maybe they spin the wheel and pick the color. I don't know. We'll see. I don't think the equivalent is still up there. We'll figure it out, I suppose. We have the thing outside of the box.

It doesn't have to be hair or head. True. Hair or head. That's true. Maybe a tattoo. Do you have any tattoos? Oh, yeah. One.

Tramp stamp. Tramp stamp. Right. Long after they were popular. Yeah. Way long after. I remember I used Ask Jeeves to look up the design. What did you Google?

Irish. Irish. Yeah. Ask Jeeves. I wanted to honor my ancestors by getting a shamrock with a stem that points to my asshole.

And I did it. Oh my gosh. Spin that wheel. It's been a good Kate episode. Yeah. Okay. Boys!

Reset! No. Another Katie's... Okay. How does that... No, we can't do that again. We can't do it before... Oh, fuck.

What do we do? I saw. Look, it's on. No, because that has to be... We have to wait until it's done. What if I had been taken off the wheel? What do we do here? Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

What's Chad say? I don't think we can... Mine's ready for you though so whenever you want to do yours oh nice yeah they never work so close together yeah no i don't think we should do a second we're not doing that but i don't know what i would spin again i would re-spin what's chat saying uh they just caught up spin again re-spin the wheels just yeah wild re-spin re-spin re-spin re-spin re-spin re-spin we could even take it off if you guys Respin. The wheel's just double wild. Respin. Respin. Respin.

Respin. Respin. We could even take it off if you guys want. Nah. I mean. Yeah. Take it off. Respin.

You have to. Hmm. Okay. That's getting a little dicey over there yeah that was eerily the same it was meant to be alright we're getting something tomorrow

oh it's the I keep on thinking today's Thursday we're getting something tomorrow all week I've been a day off. Same. I don't know what the... It's like a weird feeling in the air. Oh, because it was four day last week.

Oh, yeah. Last week, yeah. Oh, man. I have to go paint my entire body purple. Okay. Is this for... Oh, yeah. We have to go do this.

Yeah. For our video. Purple neck? I have a question. I'm going to be purple neck, yeah. It's for a video, but then you have the up fronts about 30 minutes after oh it's really hard to get that stuff off okay body paint you're just gonna like brush it on or spray brush brush yeah let's actually get that done because i don't want to risk being late i don don't want to be at the up front's purple.

I could go as a talkie. Oh, I'd be a talkie bag. To the talkie rep. Oh, yeah. Oh, Fasoli face. Yeah, you know that. Look at those. Look at those.

M dashes. Nice. All right. All right. A police sketch of Fasoli would already be translated into Morse code. I mean, if it's loose. What is his face saying in Morse code? So dash dash knows we could do dot and then long dash.

Right? Dash dash dot long dash? Yeah, what would that be? TJ, can you get a... I don't know what Morse code is. Me neither. I saw the know what Morse code is. Me neither. I saw The Imitation Game one time, though, and I was sitting behind this really elderly couple,

and they just misunderstood the whole movie. They thought it was about the protagonist giving everyone AIDS. Were they actively, like, talking about it? Yeah. I went to, like, what do you call it? The morning showings? Matinee? Yes.

Like $5 tickets. And it was just me and the geezers. She said no idea. She was whispering to the husband like, oh, he's gay and they're gonna be gay.

And it was just a movie about World War II. Not a lot at all. Let's see. Q. Q? It's just Q? Hell yeah.

He's sending a message. Oh. Oh my God. It's Q? It's Q. It's Q? It's Q? It's just Q? Hell yeah. He's sending a message. Oh. Oh my God. It's Q? It's Q. It's Q? It's Q? It's Q?

This makes so much sense. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, that's heavy. So that's how you say his name. I'm going to address it. I got to memorize that. Kind of a pleasing little sound. Like this.

Yep, that's him. Oh, man. All right. Go get purple. Looking forward to that. You're going to go get purple now? Purple Nick. Do you have to get...

He's Purple Nick, but do you have to... I don't know if that's... I think I have to paint as well. Yeah. What are you going to be? We went to a professional wrestling... We're wrestling characters. And we took on the names of our professional wrestlers.

We're getting into costume for our wrestling personas. Oh, okay. I'm Purple Nick. KB's the gender reveal. The gender reveal. I won't even say my catchphrase in front of you. Okay. Why don't you say it in front of Kim?

Come on. Now you can say it. No, I won't. You want to say it in more scale? Is that okay? I think the show's over about it. Good, okay. Kim.

My God, you guys are hot in here. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. You sorry. Oh, yeah, you guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the act.