The Yak - We Get Wet and Wavy With The Wheel | The Yak 8-2-22

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

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So when you say TV, do you mean television or like the last name, like Mike TV, the boy who went to the chocolate factory? I meant television personally. Okay. Mike TV loves, he got trapped in a television. I thought we were doing this later. We're doing this now? What are we doing?

Oh, well, it's time to eat, boys. It's time to get some more part in my teeth. I just ordered food. You saw them. So I saw the guy. I don't want to ruin the mystique. I saw the guys loading up that bot right outside the door. But now it's out there.

I see someone hiding behind that desk with a controller. Yes. He's taking the dangerous trek. All right. Hi. It's out there. I see someone hiding behind that desk with a controller. He's taking the dangerous trek. Hi. Hey, come on in. Hi. Come on in. He does have little eyeballs.

I do like it. Come here. Oh, hi. Look at you. You're doing so good. Look at you. Good girl. He always goes right to Brandon. He's got little heart eyes

You can't tell on the thing but It's cute as a button Someone's happy Oh he's mad now There it is Oh I smell cheese steaks I'm smelling cheese steaks Come here

I'm glad we have this robot Kiwi butt That's cute as a button. I would like my sandwich, so let's expedite this. Can the robot move? Oh, there he is. Wait, so somebody is controlling this. It's actually not.

Yeah, he is. He's a telepath. Yeah. I'd like the regular one today. Oh, I like those I'll take that Thank you Don't mind if I do

This is really good KB Yeah let's take a regular Thank you I'll trade Or my cheesesteak Nice play on words TJ

You got fucking sauce Chipotle Okay Alright A buffalo chicken. Nice play on words. Go, TJ. I'll get it. I'll get it. You got fucking sauce. Chipotle cheese. Okay. All right. Ooh, the bucket of fries. That's a hefty bucket. Oh, the branding's still.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, cover it up. This is not Barstool Bites. No. No. This is not my cheesesteak. It's a separate venture. Available in 200 locations nationwide.

Yeah. Now, are each item getting their own separate venture. Available in 200 locations nationwide. Yeah. Now, are each item getting their own separate venture? Nate's Chips, et cetera? I think so. First of all, it was Nate's Three Stacks of High Society. No, they were potato chips. They were chips, yeah. Put some fucking respect on Nate's Three Stacks of High Society.

What was your menu item? I never had one. Apparently, I was disgusting to look at. And they didn't want me to give the sandwich to TJ. Does he want it? Is he begging for it? Is he gonna beg? Give one to Zah too because he

bitches when he doesn't get free stuff. Let me see if I can catch a fry in my mouth. Oh yeah, we have Callaway Zah in there. Oh. What's good? What's good? A little drunk Twitter action. I didn't see this yesterday.

Wait, what happened with this? It's gone. I saw your tweet. Yeah, it's gone. Do you not want to talk about it? No, no, we can talk. Can you break it down for me? Because I saw your tweet, but I needed the context.

No, I was just drunk, and I pressed send on a tweet that I shouldn't have pressed send on. You wanted some clubs. They're not respecting our boy. Were the emotions you were feeling real? Yeah. Then I'm on your side. I've been getting the runaround for two years, but it's all right. Two years they were jerking around?

How many classics? It's fine. North of 50. 50? Yeah. In two years? Actually, not three. Yeah, because we do 30 a year.

Two a month? Also, golf clubs are not that expensive. We ought to be able to get Zossum clubs. Pretty expensive, but you do make more money than us. Mm-hmm. Right. Do you make more? Yeah, yeah.

You're the richest in the room, right? Don't look at me. Now you can't. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't think so. Maybe. Yeah.

You probably think so. I definitely think so. For sure I am, yeah. I don't think it's close. I was just wondering if I'm... I took you to dinner last night, and I had to put my card down because you said your wife was watching your finances?

Correct, yeah. Not really watching my... And you're living with his dad. Or living with my dad. Is your dad a chiropractor? Uh, why? He wants me to come over Wednesday night so he can blow my back out.

Yeah, that's... That was subtle. What the fuck attempt was that? over Wednesday night so he can blow my back out. Yeah, that's... That was subtle. That was... What the fuck attempt was that? Is your dad a proctologist? He said he wants to stretch my asshole. Is your dad gay? He wants to fuck me.

Yeah, Brandon. So your wife is watching your finances. No, she's not watching my... You make pay for your meals. You're living with his dad. No. On paper, you are what you should be. Right.

What is that? What you should be, but you defeated the stereo. No, my wife is not watching my finances, but I can't be having $150 meals every night. So you let Nick pay for it. But she's watching? It's not the money part. It's the, I don't want her seeing me living it up having a bunch of meals every night. I want her to think

I'm... You're miserable missing her? Correct, yes. But you have been living it up. I've been here one night. We went out to a Chinese place last night. And we got ice cream. What was the photo I saw last night? Limo Times Square. You're up in the middle of it with your shirt off through the sunroof. What was that?

It was just down there chilling. I like to live my life. And that's before me and my wife do that together. Oh, yeah, she does. God damn. That's what everybody was doing all those months with the pots and pans. It was Brandon's wife going by. God damn.

Ahooka. We always forget how massive her round titties are. Wait, I was zoning out Brandon's wife? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Shocking. You see one.

Good wife, good shirt. Good shirt. Can you name the characters on that shirt? I can name about three. Go. SpongeBob SquarePants is down here. Garfield is here somewhere. Why would Garfield be on a Nickelodeon shirt? Garfield's nowhere on that.

I think Garfield had a Nickelodeon show at one point. No. No, I don't think. That's Garfield right there. No, that's Heathcliff. That's Garfield. What's Garfield doing on there? Garfield had a nickel. There's a Ninja Turtle. He might be right.

He might be right. What do you mean, I might be right? He's right there. You are right. And then there are other, the Thornberries. Angry Beavers. Angry Beavers. Daggett and Norbert.

Reptar. Reptar. Avatar. Avatar. Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles. My parents. They were Nickelodeons.

Rugrats are at the bottom here. Tito. Oh, Tito rules. Yeah. Oh, there's some Rugrats, right? Is that a Rugrat? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. You have a child tw bottom here. Tito. Oh Tito rules. Yeah. Oh there's some Rugrats right. Is that a Rugrat. Yeah.

Yeah. You have a child twerking. Uh huh. That's what that's really the only request I had. Why the fuck do

they make Obi-Wan Kenobi gay. Is he gay. I knew his book. He's bisexual. Yeah. What the fuck. Oh my Star Wars.

I don't want my Star Wars gay. I just want dudes. Star Wars sexual at all. I don't know. I mean it has to be so hard to make Star Wars. I don't want my Star Wars gay. I just want dudes. You don't want your Star Wars sexual at all? I don't know. I mean, it has to be so hard to make Star Wars gay. Well, I feel like the whole thing is pretty gay.

Yeah, it's all gay. Pretty gay. Zah, did you have a close encounter with a kiss coin? Oh, yeah, I did. I did. Oh, no. You're going to be the most kissed one. You're always out and about.

Yeah, no, he brought it right up to me. He was playing in the Classic. I believe he was the guy with the certificate number one, if I'm not mistaken. Now, he brought it up to you? So he had the coin, not the certificate. Literally pulled up to me. Oh, you need the certificate? No.

Not a coin. But you said no Barstool events. No Barstool events. It was the Barstool Classic. Oh, you got saved by that. Close call. You probably still could have. We should keep a tally of like, okay, I kissed you.

What's your number? And we got to see who the biggest whore of the bunch is. Yeah. Of the numbers. Yeah. It'll probably be. Is there any competition for us in this? Like how many men we kiss or how many

people we kiss um if i kiss 30 guys do i get a bonus of some sort what if they have formed their own separate like facebook group for coin holders and they you guys are like pokemon collectibles like what if they are like seeing who can get all proceed yeah in what way are we Pokemon collectible? Like. No, no, draw a comparison. Okay, what's the Blorby one? Ditto? Muck. Muck.

You weren't talking about muck. You can abort mission and change the subject. Afghanistan. Oh, yeah, Afghanistan. Can I talk about it real quick? Yes, but you have to do it in Koosh 2. Afghanistan. Oh, yeah. Afghanistan. Can I talk about it real quick? Yes, but you have to do it in Koosh 2. Okay. Pashtun.

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Hold on. Now, Kate, that was touching yeah i oh i there's been something weighing on me okay uh it was at our mini golf tournament that video will be coming out eventually and i hope this wasn't on camera okay you were talking some shit to me and as you know i have very thin skin yes you remember what i said back to you? No. So it was like July 6th. Okay. And I said, I bet you enjoyed the fireworks, you vet bitch. Oh, yes.

Yes, I do remember that you said that. Yeah, it was a little much. Uh-huh. It was a little much. It was a little much. We didn't talk for the rest of the day. And then at the bar, you said, I'm glad your friends are dead. I did.

You did. I did. I did you did I did I did and not because of war because they killed themselves because they had to be friends with you it was the after it was the hanging out afterwards

that got to people but these are going to sell from tomorrow oh Jesus Christ all the proceeds go to PB Abate it's an awesome organization so

the shirts are actually pretty bucket sweet they are awesome and thank you for for giving us them yeah thank you let's tear something. Yeah, thank you. Let's tear something.

Has Kyle been wearing that the whole time? No, when did you become that guy? I saw the sabate guy on the front. Yeah, but did you have that in your pocket? I wanted to look like a war boy. You do kind of match the, yeah, you do look like a war boy. Everyone wore that same outfit. Michael Chang from 1989.

Is your makeup coming off on the headband? Yeah. Oh no, this was already there. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? You're wearing concealer? You're wearing makeup? Every day. Yeah. Every day. Almost every day. Okay. I'm in talks with them.

Are you? I don't want to be the face of a makeup brand. Dude's makeup is hot right now. Aren't the best, most successful people, the best looking, most successful faces of makeup brands? You could be the James Charles. He could be our James Charles. That's all I needed to hear. I thought you guys were going to make fun of me.

Now I'm going to email them back. Anus is looking for new sponsors. We had a meeting. Yeah. And we specifically asked for a do-rag company. So they are in talks with multiple do-rag companies. Nice. Jay Butters.

Jay Butters. Wasn't it a search from them from upstairs saying, hey guys, are there any sponsors you wouldn't run off? Yes. I asked for a product that is exclusively for a demographic that doesn't listen to our podcast. I think that's a way to reverse engineer a new audience.

Also, the sales would be high because the people that listen to our show probably don't own Do-Rat. I don't know how that works, but I feel like there's tags for each ad and it shows up on your algorithm. This isn't you trying to use your audience to benefit the sponsors. I don't even think it'll be that funny.

You're using a sponsor to benefit your audience. The payoff will be we'll have a wider audience and a more vast audience. What if you find out that's exactly who your audience is? White guys and do-rags? It might be. What the fuck? We already have do-rags in the store? We already have do-rags in the store?

No fucking way. TJ, could you order five of those right now? The Barstool store sells do-rags? I would say I don't own one already, but I'd be lying if I said that. Is there a Barstool logo on this? It's just a Dion logo. There's no Barstool logo? That's not a logo. That's just a signature.

I did buy one. Oh, yeah. It didn't fit logo. That's just a signature. I did buy one. Oh, yeah. It didn't fit. You got a lot of hair. Okay. I'm not seeing, you know, when you're on the store and they pop up that somebody bought them. Not seeing too many of that at all. Yeah, what else could they recommend?

We recommend another website. Siesta? Other Barstow items you might like, and just blank. You may like Complex. Frequently bought together, that and what else? Desus and Mero paperback.

Yeah, man. I would love to... There's not much crossover, probably. There's probably some really good, funny items in our merch store just sitting in deep. Oh, we can go find them right now. We have nothing else to do. Okay, let's go up to the Barstool store. Actually, let's keep the do-rag

up until I'd imagine somebody watching the act right now is buying it. I want to see it pop up. People are going to rush to buy the snow and sales is going to be like, why is there a spike in do-rag sales? Come on. Is that by far the cheapest item

we have? Price, not made. Should we just use this for the slush fund? Let's try and hit a merch bonus. Let's get these up. Let's get the prices up. Let's get a merch bonus on the $9 do-rex. Let's buy a thousand do-rex. Do us a favor. Just buy one.

Just buy a do-rex. Sell me this do-rex. Oh, you can sell anything. Sell me this do-rex. Sell Connor from Duxbury this do-rex. Wolf of Crenshaw Boulevard. A Spike Lee in do-rag sales. Oh, man. Come on.

Wait, you can pay in four installments. Boys. Whenever anything has that feature, I use it. Oh, you really? It's a cheat code to pay less.

$2.12 a month for your do-rag. Damn. Careful with the do-rag. I don't own it yet. Yeah, and tweet us the receipts. Tweet us the receipts. No, tweet them to Trent. Tweet your receipts to Trent your receipt tweet them all to Trent

Barstool Trent thank him hopefully hey Trent thanks for the do-rag he's a company man he always retweets all of the screenshots sent to him so yeah tweet your do-rag purchase to Trent someone's gotta do it

come on oh man let's keep can we keep the just to Trent. Someone's got to do it. Come on. Oh, man. Let's keep... Can we keep the... I'm surprised none have been bought yet. A damn shame. Kind of like Kyle. I want to tear the fuck out of something, too.

Let's do the wheel first. We got to do the wheel. I feel like having to have opinions. We got... I think us switching around the wheel, I mean, not the wheel, the tiers, fucked the whole thing up. I don't think it's funny.

I don't think it's that entertaining, and I think it's annoying, but I still love doing it. No, I think it's more of a hobby outside of content. Tearing. So, I guess that's the show. Wait, do we have a purchase? Oh, okay.

I thought TJ only pulled the big guitar across for do-rag purchases. Oh, let's spin the wheel. What? I didn't know you had reverse power on that. Is your dad like buttholes? Oh, no. He said, show me your butthole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. Okay. Oh, no. Come the fuck on, dude. Oh, what? Why? Remember, it's only one person, but this sucks dick. No.

This sucks dick bad. Oh, God. Sucks dick bad. Or good. Yeah. Well, Superman sucks dick bad. You know God. It sucks dick bad. Or good. Yeah. Well, Superman sucks dick bad. You know what would help if you got wet? A do-rag.

Yeah, it would help. It would help. Yes, it would. Would help. Would help. Get wet from the waves. Did you used to think you could get waves? I still can.

I still think I can. I still think I can, right? Yeah. Maybe this winter? Zah is immensely enjoying this entire thing. D-regs are allowed, right? It's not... Yeah.

You think, yeah. We're going to allow it. D-regs allowed, Zah? I mean, who am I? I'm the judge? Well, I mean... If we're going around the room. Executioner. That's right. One of us is.

Yeah. Can we pull up? I need to see somebody tweet at Trent. Don't tag us in the tweet. Don't just tweet at Trent. You have to tweet him a receipt. Somebody else talk. I was going to look at trent's twitter i was too the first time in the meantime you guys should check out the pfl uh the pfl playoffs begin live friday august 5th from hulu theater at madison square garden the fighters must win or go home to continue in the one million

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on ESPN and ESPN Plus. Thank you. Thank you. Had to take a bite of my... Oh, hell yeah. Ready to roll, Barstool Trent. Thank you, Hank. No yak. Don't. Just a Barstool Trent.

Let's keep this pure. How did that come out to 17? Oh, my God. What? Is it 17? 17. Looks like you. 1738?

Enjoy. Wait. Oh, they gave him a reparations tax. Yeah, that's Enjoy. Wait. Oh, they gave him a reparations tax. Yeah, that's right. Oh. What do we got? I don't know.

I think he was reacting to that gentleman in his shirt. Reacting to Pat? Yeah, he doesn't know shit. It is an interesting shirt he's wearing. Here, let's get Pat in here, actually. He was at Fire Island this past weekend. Yes. Pat. Pat.

Pat. That's an island off of Long Island. Yeah, but it's very gay. Hey boy! You've been there, right? How was it? Is it lit? I haven't been this summer. It's got different parts.

The part that he was in, it's the Paws kind of... Paws Island? Paws Port? I usually stay around Kismet when I go there. Paws pier. Yeah. He's always walking around just like this the whole time. Paws.

What porn star has the tattoo with all the paw prints on her? Remember her? I don't know. Oh, I'm surprised you even know. I know. You know which porn star is my favorite and I haven't talked about in a while? And he has crazy tattoos.

He? Owen Gray. You guys familiar? I know the name, but not... I'm trying to give him the fuck up. It was a lucky guess. I have to look at... A few years ago.

A what? I'm going to put a face to the name. You wouldn't think this guy would be like... Wait, KB just hit the back button twice on a safari. He is. I mean, I haven't, honestly, I guess. Wow, now that I think about it, it's been a while since I've checked out his work. So wait, do girls search male porn stars?

Yes, that was my guy. Sorry, that's gross. What's he do, lay it down? He will put a lady in a pretzel. And then he's got these wacky tattoos. They're like, whoa, he's mysterious. He's like dark, kind of. Well, that's exciting. He it's not mysterious he's fucking on camera yeah what's what's he hiding you could see his asshole i don't know there's just so much left to be discovered with this guy

i think the i think the girls do porn guy works at the winery on my street he doesn't show his face but i can tell by the southern hemisphere of his body and the way he moves. Okay. You know the guy who only did the jackhammer and just really made them uncomfortable. Yeah, that's probably... Is that a famous porn star?

Romy Rain? I don't know who that is. I found an actual, an older version of Glennie Balls when I was doing all my wrestling stuff. And it's a big guy, wears Hawaiian shirts, calls himself Captain Shoes. And he did actual, he was an actual porn star. He did porn. Oh.

I found a mature Glenny Balls if we ever have a use for that. What was his name? And how'd you find him? How'd you find him? He found the Glenny of Christmas Future. Yeah, Captain Shoes. Captain Joe Shoes, yeah. But you just stumbled upon it?

In the Navy. He was the guy I eliminated in the Battle Royal. And I was talking to him afterwards, and he said this sentence to me. He said, man, all I really want to do in this life is do a little pro wrestling, blog about the Mets, and do some porn. That's a life. Blogger? Yeah.

Porn star with paw print tattoos? Delete it. That's Reddit tip of my penis? Oh, yeah, yeah. They fell off. They did fall off. The tip of the penis. Oh, yeah, yeah. They fell off. They did fall off. The tip of the penis. Romy Reigns.

Oh, I don't remember. Happy Embarrassed Girls fell off. Torpedo Tits fell off. What's Happy Embarrassed Girls? Juicy Asians is a cesspool now. Oh, what about our long boobs? Trust me. No, dang.

Every now and then I check to make sure I'm not on it. Every time you search for a subreddit, the porn first three letters pops up. There is so many porn stuff on there. Barstools is barely legal. You type bar. Bar slash anus pod is... Right. Yeah.

Tough area. Let's make Brandon Walker a subreddit right now. No, do you guys know Ben Mintz made his own? Oh, I did see that. Wait, what? He has a Facebook group. Can we pull that up? He made his own Facebook group.

Ben Mintz Mob. Let's turn that into a porn subreddit if we can. Well, it's a Facebook. It's called the Mintz Mob, and he texted about 20 people here, asked them to join yesterday. Oh. So I guess that's not a subreddit.

You asked to join. Suck fellas. Fuck yeah. Yeah boys let's throw a little porn on there. Somebody's got to get wet.

Oh yeah. Mince mop. No no no. No it's a it's a Facebook group. It's a Facebook group. Yeah it's not. It's not painted on no. No, it's a Facebook group. No, it's a Facebook group. Yeah, it's not. Is that painted on the back of a Jeep?

Wait, is that on a... That's on the tire, I think. I think they printed it out and put it on the tire. Can I say something that I saw that was kind of weird that no one picked up on the other day? Yeah. Mince was tailgating at, I think, a Phish concert. And he had, I don't know who his camera guy was, but he's like with this guy who is apparently like king of the fishtail gates.

And at first you're like, oh, happy hippies are super nice. And he's showing off. He's like making sandwiches or doing something in the lot. So Mince is like doing an interview with him. And halfway through the interview, the guy just is like, by the way, real quick, seriously, get that light out of my fucking face. I'm fucking serious. Get the light out of my fucking face.

Anyways, blah, blah, blah. He just like went full demon mode on whoever. Is this on Mince's Twitter? Can we see it? I don't, it was somewhere. It's probably too far down now, but I was like looking through the comment cause I thought it was very funny.

I didn't see that coming. And, uh, I was like looking and nobody like seemed to acknowledge that that happened in the comments or whatever. Random. Sorry, but it was just sticking out in my mind. Cause I was like,

like, and they just kept rolling. Mince didn't even notice it, but the guy all of a sudden shifted and was like, by the way, get that light out of my fucking face. Anyways, here's blah, blah, blah.

I miss that. Yeah, it was just like a strange, weird. It's got to be like drugs, what? I don't know. That was a dumb story, but I just saw it and I was like,

how is no one else noticing this weird moment? Yeah, it was a dumb story. I'm sorry. She's dumb. Anyway. Let's find out who's getting wet. Yeah.

It's not going to be me. It can't be twice in a row. You almost shouldn't even have to be in it. The wheel fucking hates me. It really does. But the wheel is just. My dad gained 1,000 followers on Twitter yesterday. Really?

He's starting to get cocky What did he do? What did he post? The mother load He got like a thousand replies on something What was it? Can we pull it up? Should we check it on Doug Wanoi?

He's doing the same stuff My son's like a Oh here it is Oh yeah this is the one Hit up a lot Got me a nice cheeseburger It was just weird because of the vibe Who knows a shit ton more about the fish tour than I do

Alright Show was awesome tonight Show review My man's got a sandwich Just weird because of the vibe. Who knows a shit ton more about the fish tour than I do? All right. Next bit. Show was awesome tonight. Show review. My man's got a sandwich. Tonight we got a big Mike sandwich. Open with Mike's first set.

Close with Winkapaw's second set. Everything in between was fire. It didn't stop. Antelope. Golden Age. Wait for it. Axela. Don't shine that shit in my face, man.

I'm fucking serious. Red Men. Fluffhead, my first time ever. Jesus, that was weird. It was just a weird, so maybe I exaggerated it, but when I saw it, it was so different than the vibe, and it just, at the end, I was like, wait, what? That was just such a weird. Sorry, I guess I put that up my ass. I also waited until like 30 seconds in.

Yeah, yeah. It was just like a weird. Anyway, I just thought other people would be like, LOL at the end and no one noticed it. Also, I didn't think that's where the flash would be coming from. He was like under. Way underneath. Yeah, it was a strange. Anyway.

No, but he like kept his same like chipper demeanor. Yeah, yeah. He didn't break his cadence either. I will fucking kill you, man. Something about it seemed like, I guess maybe that's why it stood up in my head, just seemed kind of snappy. Anyways. Is that like an anger management strategy? I don't know.

Because you can still get angry, but you have to keep the same cadence as being nice? Just acting like you know that's a strategy, for sure. Yeah, it is. It is. I think it's still taught. It's unhealthy. Let's see what Noy's doing on Twitter.

He got 500 on this one. I stopped communicating with my Republican parents. 900 responses. Oh, shit. He knows who to target now. He has 2,000. You got to switch it up, Winoi. No.

Doug is trolling. That's not how you get a job. He wants a job here. At bad. Really? Yeah. This is a dumb question. Building his portfolio.

That's not his dad. Just trolling. Yes. Just goofing off. Okay. KB's dad is a very popular troll. Started his portfolio. That's not his dad. Just trolling. Yes. Just goofing on. Okay. KB's dad is a very popular troll. Started on Facebook. Started on Facebook. Viral on Facebook. On pickle

ball forums. And then to venomous snake identification groups. Okay. Alright. He posts pictures of just like other people holding venomous snakes and he's like, found this in my backyard. Oh, this is truly his dad. Oh, go to the pickler. Oh, do people think it's me? People think this is a bit. It's not a bit. this is truly his dad. Go to the pickler. Oh, do people think it's me?

People think this is me. It's not me. It's not a bit. Go to the, search the pickler Doug Winoi. He didn't start on pickleball groups and then go to snake identification. He did.

Where do you think Kyle got his mind from? I never know what to believe. I'm in such a position. We don't know. He said the story's too long to tell us. Because I've asked. He said it's too long of a story. I'm in such a pickle myself. We don't know. He said the story's too long to tell us. Because I've asked. He said it's too long of a story. I think I know.

You know why he's Doug Winoi? Wait, isn't it just his friend's name? Yeah, with an added line. Doug Winoi, the pickleball troll. And scroll down, and that's just a picture of Kyle's dad. That does... What? Doug Winoioy Greg Bauer what is happening right now the pickleball scene in Raleigh North Carolina is insane you go hard I guess they just get wasted

you know what I would tear Brandon Brandon? Maybe for another time, maybe for you. NFL cities where you'd most want to play based on the city. Oh. Last would have to be Green Bay, right? Buffalo. Depends on what you prioritize. Ooh, Buffalo. If you're a bachelor, it'd probably be different. It used to be San Diego would be near the top of the list,

but they don't have a... Taxes, though. To get drafts. It's still Miami. Miami's got to be very high, yeah. It's got to be Miami. Tampa's got to be San Diego would be near the top of the list, but they don't have a... Taxes, though. To get drafts. It's still Miami. Miami's got to be very high, yeah. It's got to be Miami. Tampa's got to be high as well. Yeah.

Phoenix is high? I would put it number two on mine. I think Atlanta probably. Why? Wait, why? Phoenix sucks. What? Like the area, right?

Yeah. People love Scottsdale. People like Scottsdale. That's where you would live probably. Okay. Fair enough. Great tubing out there. Tubing. Tubing? Yep. The Salt River. What did you think would live probably. Okay, fair enough. Great tubing out there. Tubing.

Tubing? Yep, Salt River. What did you think of? We've talked about this before. Salt River tubing. Yep. You float in Salt Rivers? It's got to be real salty.

It's got to be real salty. Yeah. I assume Salt Rivers are. No, there's like... Are there fish in the Great Salt Lake? No. No. I want to go with...

Bummer said it smelled bad. There's fish in oceans. One of the worst odors he's ever experienced. I bet he's experienced some bad odors too. KB and I went to a place called the Salton Sea. That was the creepiest place I've ever been. It's this giant sea in Southern California. And it's an old beach town Called Bombay Beach

It never worked as a beach town Because they Now it just run down With like meth heads And like It was so scary Homeless people It was the creepiest vibe

Yes And nobody like boats in the lake It smells like ass You can't go in the water It was like the weird shit on the beach Like a little kitchen set It was like a kitchen set up On the beach

Eerie And there was like a kid Riding past with like A bicycle But I swear One of his wheels was square And he was like a kitchen set up on the beach. Eerie. And there was like a kid riding past with like a bicycle, but I swear one of his wheels was square and he was like just square. Oh, it was. Yeah. It was like a hexagon. It was like living in the movie Gummo.

Have you guys ever seen Gummo? Yes. Where the boy's eating the spaghetti and the girl's like, show that scene. Yeah. Gummo scene? Yeah. Oh, it's gross. The bathtub scene?

Fuck no. Interesting. That image lingers with you. I don't want to either. Hmm. Gummo. Gummo. Gummo. You ever seen that, Brandon?

Let's see who's getting wet. Yeah. What G5 school has the best game day atmosphere? UCF, probably. The Bounce House. Probably the right answer. They have a real Bounce House. Or whatever they call it.

The Loud House? The Bounce House? I don't know. My first job, I worked in a bounce house. I hosted kids' birthday parties. Really? Yeah. Hmm.

What do you mean you worked in a bounce house? I was inside of the bounce house making sure they weren't bouncing. I did that. Was it a foggy bottom? Should I go reserve the bathroom? I don't want somebody to shit. I don't want somebody to shit. Who cares? I don't want... I hate... That's part somebody to shit. I don't want somebody to shit. Who cares?

I don't want... I hate... That's part of the what we all bring in. Shit scares me. It's not going to be you. Is this elimination wheel? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. You're right. I know it's not going to be you. Ooh. I hope it's you, Brandon. All right. My luck has changed. New day.

Brandon, TJ, and Owen are going to the Yankees game tonight. I want to kiss them. Oh. Are you guys? Yep. All right. And Owen will be dry as a bone at said game. Mm-hmm.

We lost the two better colors. Zah? Zah? It does seem to be stopping short of my name. I don't like where this is going.

This wheel is tailor-made for Zah. Oh, god damn it. Are we going to have our first wet girl? I showered this morning. She doesn't have her pantsuit. I do not. The only girl, the only person on the show is me.

Oh, this is nuts. Awful palette. One of the worst. Oh, no. Eliminator. Estep seven. Oh, I showered this morning. I blow dried my little bangs out.

The boys are going crazy. Show chat. Show the awoogas in chat. Chat, activate awooga mode. Andele, andele. Arriba, arriba. Oh. The worst, the last time, you guys wouldn't know this,

but your bra gets wet You only got one of those And then you're stuck In a wet bra all day Which is the worst feeling Can I make an announcement? Yeah Glennie Balls just entered

The bathroom No No This changes everything Are you serious? Are you serious? Sorry Look at sorry

Yeah And I think he's about to go In and do research For his next show You have to go in there with him. As I said, I said. The boys activated a wuga. Do you want me to reserve the bathroom?

Wuga mode. I said, do you want me to lock the bathroom? And I said, this is for the best. These boys for real turned on a wuga mode at the flip of a switch. A lot of these guys are at work. Oh, they're good. Holy moly. Wait a minute.

Let's see how fast they can mobilize. Boys. Lowercases. No, no, no. Boys. Shift to hub how fast they can mobilize. Boys. Lower cases. No, no, no. Boys. Shift to hubba hubba. No.

Okay. Hubba hubba mode. Hubba hubba mode. Unleash hubba bubba. You've been practicing, boys. Let's hubba. Let's hubba. Come on, boys.

We're on a delay. We're on a delay. Oh, it's a delay. Good job with the awoogas. We're happy with the awoogas, boys. We're on a delay. We're on a delay. Oh, it's a delay. All right, good job with the awoogas. We're happy with the awoogas, boys. Somebody mixed a whoa nelly into there. Here they come. Bubba!

Oh, it's hubba hubba. I have tears in my eyes. Bubba's to come. It's the stupidest thing. Hell yeah, boys. On a new, well, I see your hubba Bubba's to come. Yeah. It's the stupidest thing. Hell yeah, boys. All right, Kimmy. Okay. Owner Newell, I see your hubba hubba. Is Glennie still in there?

Oh, yeah. Don't take your pants off to shower. Oh. Hates vaginas. Don't take your shirt off either. He'll think you're pregnant. Oh, great. All right, but it's not you for sure.

What's the worst prospect right now, going in after Glennie or just getting wet, period? I have felt how humid it is in there. Oh, yeah, heavy air. Someone call Glennie, ask what he's doing. I'm going to call Glennie right now. I don't have Glennie's number. I don't either.

I do, I think. In the chat, chat, need I remind you, it might not be Kate, so y'all could end up looking hella gay. Yeah, that too. I'm going to call. How embarrassing for you boys. He didn't look, he didn't have the look of a man carrying his phone. He looked like he was going.

We're calling Glennie. I don't know how to answer. Oh. Your call has been. Oh. Oh no. I can't talk to Kate.. Oh. Your call has been... Oh, no. I can't talk to Kate. I'm taking a fat dump.

We've all said that. Oh, God. You can see him not being able to multitask. Like, he wanted to answer the phone, but he can't do both. He'd, like, he'd hang up the phone and be like, what was I doing again? His pants are at his ankles. Fuck.

I can't fucking remember what I was doing. What the fuck was I doing again? His pants are at his ankles. Fuck. I can't fucking remember what I was doing. What the fuck was I just doing? There's like a turd hanging out of his butt. It'll come back to me. What, you can't shit and talk to Kate at the same time? How are you feeling, Kate? Not good. Best of seven.

Not good. Could be seven. Not good. Could be TJ. Nobody's talking to TJ. There is a 50% chance it could be TJ. Oh, God. TJ is going to the Yankees game with me tonight. I cannot express how much I really don't want to. All right, so the first name to get four.

I don't know what to tell you. Come on, TJ. Good day to get wet. I don't know what to tell you. Come on, TJ. Good day to get wet. There you go. There you go, Kate. Yay. That's not a good sign. It's one.

Oh, goddammit. It's passed out of seven. Oh. Okay. My heart is pounding. Oh, that's... Okay. All right, it's 1-1.

I'll see you in a minute. He's spanked there. Yep. Oh, yeah. He is still in there. Oh, my God. We might have to have a two-hour show to wait for Glenn to get out of there. Oh.

He's not constipated. It's just that much shit. Oh, Kate, no. That's 2-1. Sweetie. Oh, honey. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is good. Is it? Are you happy you're competing? 2-2. No. We're not out of this. Okay. That's a three series now.

All right. All right. Title IX gave us. They compete with the men. Lenny is still in the pack. He's still in there. Oh, my God. Eight. Okay. Three. One away. All right. Oh, my God. Kate.

Okay. Three. You're one away. All right. You're one away. Here we go. How are you feeling, Kate? TJ, I am so sorry that you got to go in there.

Nobody's asking TJ how he's feeling. That boy. I'd also rather not be wet. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It's been about ten minutes probably at this point that he's been in there. Oh.

Oh, wait. Here we go. Seven. And he's still in there. And he's still in there. Oh, my God. Amazing. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Well, well, well. Is it me? Yes, it's you. God. It was always you. He's still in there. He's still in there.

Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah, let's just... Wait, no, Kate. Just wait outside the bathroom. I want to see what he says to you if you're waiting outside. If he does one of these... With the towel. He does the towel by his says to you if you're waiting outside. If he does one of these. With the towel.

With the towel by his face. He does like a. You're fucked. Should I go out there? Yeah, I think you should. Oh my God. We need to see his reaction when he sees that you're waiting for the bathroom. Wait, go knock and judge by the nervousness.

I'm in here. There's no way. Look you, Paul. I don't want to go barefoot in there, but I don't want my. Oh, God. It is tough to be in a lady's position. We just knocked. The cleaning lady.'t want my... Oh, God. It is tough to be in Glennie's position. We just knocked. The cleaning lady.

The cleaning lady. Oh, yeah. He called her. You're going to want to get down here. What's written on the... Today was her day off. Clean up on Ioni. Oh, the boys are...

Hey, Kate, make sure you take your phone out before you get wet. I'm trying to save you. That's a nice shirt, though. I have an etiquette question. So Nick saw this. I was at a gas station, went to the bathroom, took a big shit, immediately walk out, there's an older woman about to go in. Yeah.

I apologized. Is that good practice? I think you put your head down and keep walking. Yes, you do. You're never going to see her again. Yeah, you don't shine light to it. But Kyle went directly to – that's where you bought your Alvin Camaragers. Or you say.

I just said I apologize. Or you say it was the guy before me. If that works, it works hard. I got on to that. She didn't read it. Oh, oh, oh. I can't see. Oh.

Oh, no. He's so proud of himself. He's smiling because he knows. Oh, no. He's so proud of himself. He's smiling because he knows. Gross. We don't want you sneaking ass in here. What? Why is he acting like he did? Yeah, what's he doing?

Why is he being sassy? Glenn, he always has new characters. Why are you being sassy? Why are you being sassy, younger brother? What? How was it? What were you doing in there? Why are you being sassy, younger brother? What? How was it? What were you doing in there? I was fucking pooping, dude.

It's the best way to poop in here. Is that a problem? Is it bad? No, it was fine. We're having to send her in there. She can't even go in there. Look at that. Oh, no.

It was a hearty poop. It was a hearty poop? Yeah. It's just during the yak and we get wet. Don't let Kate get away with it. Am I not allowed to poop? No, you're definitely allowed to poop. Do you understand the dilemma?

What's the dilemma? She has to go shower. Kate has to go shower. Kate, I am sorry. I didn't know you were showering in there, Kate. I just put my head in there. It's probably not the best. I mean, yeah, poop smells, dude.

It does. Okay, thanks. It smells like shit. I apologize, Kate. Should we give her like 20 minutes? I do not want to. He apologized. Yeah, I apologize, too.

I don't want you to apologize. I didn't know this was a thing. She can get with someone else. Wherever she wants. I think Big Cat went to a party. No, she went into the party of the beast. This is assault. You guys are making me feel weird.

You guys are making me feel weird for having poop that smells. Your poop smells too. You poop during pine wet wheel hour. I don't know what wet wheel hour is. There's a sign on that door that says filming three to four. It's 145. Wait, were they filming something in there? From three to four.

You're fucking disgusting. Damn. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Well, Glenn. Now, thank you for all judging me. We were judging you yesterday.

Check the chat. They've been saying Hubba Bubba and Awooga the whole time. She posted on her Instagram. I'm on your side. Maybe number two. It's still an awkward situation. But at least it was in the middle of the interview, right? It was right at the beginning.

It was the first thing you said to her. We had fun. We had fun. We had fun. Okay. People poop, everybody. They try to fuck you afterwards? That's what they do, right?

For them, yeah. They interview their guests and then they do sex afterwards. It's a? That's what they do right? Both of them yeah They interview their guests And then they do sex afterwards It's a genius idea Did you do it? No They were on my show I don't get to have sex with the guests

They do I think you could You could probably invoke that If you wanted to Yeah You've been offered on the show Oh yeah Pretty much everyone

But I don't want to do it on camera I told my mom I want to make a sex tape What? Yeah she was like Oh I like your show But promise you I'll make a sex tape. And I was like, you know what? Can you promise that to me, too?

You're just as important as my mom. Wow. But, yeah, good stuff, fellas. Sorry to kick you out. Don't be embarrassed that you shit. No, everybody shits. I think it's funny. You guys are blowing me up for pooping.

We're not blowing you up. We wanted someone to shit. That's the best bathroom to poop in. I know. That's where I poop. Where everybody poops. So from now on, no poops, 145? Well, just be cognizant of the wet wheel.

I didn't know you were doing a wet wheel. You do it every day? No, we don't. He's right. He's doing the wheel every day. And if you get wet on the wheel, then you poop. Then you have to shower in there. Then you poop.

Then you poop. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Don't apologize. I'm sorry. Also, it doesn't bother us at all. It's Kate. Kate's in there right now. Then you poop. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Don't apologize. I'm sorry. Also, it doesn't bother us at all. It's Kate. Kate's in there right now.

I feel bad for Kate. Yeah, I love Kate. She's my deskmate. I'm not offended by the poop at all. I said next to Kate. Now I have to look at her every day. She's my deskmate. She's done worse.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's actually taking a long time in there. What is she doing? She's doubling down. She's doubling down. She's throwing up because of the smell. Well. He's disgusting.

Oh my god. He felt bad. We threw him under the bus. Pussies are gross. We did kind of throw him under the bus, didn't we? He didn't have to come in. It was the perfect place. I pointed it out.

I just laughed. You're the one that pointed it out. He has taken a long time to get wet. My experience says it out. I just laughed. You're the one that pointed it out. It's taken a long time to get wet. My experience says it happens. Oh, wait. She is wet. How'd she do that? Oh, she's drenched.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's a wet woman. Hey! Hey! Oh! Oh, my God. It's a wet woman. Boys. Kate. Bye. Oh, whoa.

Oh. It comes in white. All right. Kate. I'm going to get it. Okay. All right. Now, go hug Glennie. Tell him it wasn't that bad.

Was it that bad? It was. It definitely smelled like shit in there for sure, and it was very hot. You got soaked in there? You got soaked. Yeah, that's a record. Shirt's on sale tomorrow. Look at this fun guy.

Oh man, I'm so sorry Kate. Do you have a long day today? Do I have a long day today? Yes, I do. We're shooting a commercial for something at 3. In the bathroom?

Are you serious? That's what it says on the door. Oh, goddammit. That is what it is. Reserved from 3 to 4. What the fuck? Okay. We spend all day in the bathroom.

You could have used that as an excuse to get out. I could have. NSF WW. Oh, look at the boys. Getting a lot of abugas. There we go. Shout out to that guy. Yeah.

Our mom boobs. There was a homina. There we go. Okay. I'm on all fours. You made these men feral. Oh, sweet. Oh, do rag.

Oh. Oh, yeah. No. That's how quick they ship, guys. That's how quick they ship. He just got that at the top of the hour. We checking on the do-rag sales? I want to see a name pop up.

Sully's wearing one already. Sully has one on. Yeah. He got his tatted on. It'd be easier. Right on the head. It's like Carlos Boozer. Brandon, did you break that mic?

It's cold as shit in here. Sweatshirt, Kate? Do you want one? Sweatshirt? Oh, no, I'm okay. Thank you. Wear that Joker shirt. Sorry, Kate.

Unless everyone here is wildly uncomfortable, which I understand. Oh, no, I just think it's cold. I don't blame you. No, the white t-shirt's good for views. I just know it's cold. Yeah, yeah. Kate, just post with a thumbnail real quick. Yeah, that'll do.

Hold on. There we go. Whoa. It's bad if these aren't real. They're way longer than this. You could maybe make r slash happy embarrassed girls. Yeah. Is that a not safe word?

It's typically nude, but it's girls who are smiling but somewhat embarrassed that they got caught in a photo being nude. Yeah. Really? They're embarrassed enough that it was taken, but they're fine with it being posted. Usually there's liberties taken. They weren't that embarrassed at all. Usually it's just happy nude girls. Right.

I'm loving this. Yes! Boys! they used a barstool shopping network discount code okay now enough people bought them just take that

other person's picture yeah you can just use that picture you can reload pictures and just all tweet them tweet them at Trent yeah that's great

you also reply to his tweets with the receipts. Make it his thing. Four play do-rags. The dumb shit I do for the year. People are actually buying them. You could save other people's screenshots. Going down three to five days. No way, boys. Dion knows those royalties holy shit

hell yeah Oh, that's the best. You know now, in three to five days, you're going to get also tagged in a bunch of pictures of these guys wearing the D-Rags. Trent's mentions with a bunch of white dudes in D-Rags might be the funniest thing in the world. He got the tease thing in the world. He got the tease me thong.

Small. Good for you. Maybe throwing in age is just a number. Cocktail glass. I want to see who can build the funniest cart. Actually, that's our competition for tomorrow. You get to spend before shipping Barstool store. Yeah. Actually, that's our competition for tomorrow. Okay.

You get to spend how much? Today, tweet us. You get to spend, before shipping, $48. They don't have to check out, do they? No, you don't have to check out. I want you to build the funniest cart. Okay. Wait, are we doing that or are they doing that? We'll do it too, everybody.

Okay, yeah. Let's do it right now. Yeah. Let's build a funny cart at the Barstool store. And TJ, is your card saved? Because let's get it too. Why are your jeans cut so high? Why are your jeans cut so high?

They're not cut high. I'm sitting down. Yeah, they're longer when he stands. That's true. Okay. You forgot how things work. I forgot how things work. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Blur, blur, blur that. That's my French fries. Oh, are those whoa. Blur, blur, blur that. Blur that. That's my french fry. Oh, are those my feet? Quick, quick, quick. Those are part of my fries. Keeping my toes underneath. What's wrong with your toes? I don't know.

I don't want anyone to see them and find something wrong with them. They will. Yeah. Because they will. Jersey Jerry could be lurking. Oh, yeah. You never know. So.

Look at that, though. We treated a woman the same she had to get wet yeah yeah I've been way worse we're like Kate no freshly shat bath I'll do it instead yeah and we probably did I'm not exaggerating that it did actually really stink in there that's a very real thing I'm catching some waft off of you right now. Yeah. Because the steam that the shower made made it stick to you as well. You're covered. There's no air movement in there. Is there a fan?

No. It's like just a closed off room in the middle of the office. Yeah, I don't think that room was meant to be a bathroom. No. What's your most memorable shower ever? Ooh. That's a really good one, man. Wow. Hmm. I don't know that I have one. ooh that's a really good one man wow hmm

oh I don't know that I have one yeah it's such a it's a mundane activity also a bath guy you're not a bath I haven't taken a bath in 10 years

since I got poison sumac in my butt crack ooh I got poison yeah who among us oh honestly I had to shower my dad told me

that we killed Osama bin Laden. No way. Yeah. That's a good shower. I found out I had a shower death as well. Mine was Steve Irwin. My dad told me. Damn. That's probably your most most. Everyone share your biggest shower

death. You can't think of anything. I had to think for a while, but I do. Yeah, I was in the shower and then we listened to Knocking on Heaven's Door by Grateful Dead on the way to work. Wow. It was good. Wait for Osama. That was up to me to interpret.

Yeah. All right. It was cool. He let me, yeah. I had a cousin fall asleep in the shower after we all went to an Eagles game. And none of us knew. And he was asleep in the shower for hours hours he he was pruney but also his body had absorbed the water and he was swollen like uh i didn't know

but he was alive but he looked like a drowned person like he looked like how is that different than just swimming for a while it i mean it's his skin looked like you could just like peel it off like it was just so hot water it was hot just so... Like hot water? It was hot. Yeah, it was hot water. So he just was soaking for quite some time. Oh, I got caught at the Jeff Jordan wrestling camp wearing a swimming trunks. Oh, I remember that. In the shower?

By the counselor, who was also younger than me by a year. They were mad at you for wearing swim trunks? He clowned me. He wasn't angry. I guess everybody's most memorable is at a YMCA then when you see your first... Old people.

Yeah, I remember my first day. Old people genitals, yes. It was uncut and big. Really? Yeah. They're always big, and I don't know if it's a product of you being a boy. Yeah. Or if it's just a big dick.

I don't know if it was both. Yeah. Cooperstown Dreams Park was the opposite. We were all in swim trunks. We were still sixth graders, and one kid didn't, and we all... Made fun of him? Yeah. We were all in swim trunks. We were still sixth graders. And one kid didn't. And we all... Made fun of him? Yeah.

Ew, gross. We were forced to. First day of high school. Like, mandatory. Showers? Middle school, they made us naked. Out of teachers and students. Do kids still have to do showers together at school?

In middle school, we did. In hindsight, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, middle school was insane. It was tough because I pulled up pubeless for sure. And there was kids with bushes. Yeah. But the bush was a weird look to have at 12th as well. 12 is young, yeah.

When I first got armpit hair in eighth grade, I cut a hole in the corner of my gym shirt to make it look natural so people could see it. It was an Etnies shirt. Remember it well. It was an Etnies shirt. Yeah. Remember it well. It was lined up for the single hair.

Yeah. That's awesome. I don't remember my first but it was like a it was like a it was a little patch. Yeah. Yeah.

That's when I got my tramp stamp. I didn't know. Wait when? What? I hadn't heard the term. Eighth grade? No no but I I didn't know that it wasn't cool

and so I remember specifically I would like wear low cut jeans and I would like hike my shirt up a little when I sat forward on my desk so I remember specifically I would like wear low cut jeans. I would like hike my shirt up a little when I sat forward on my desk. So like people knew I was cool and had one. You got one in high school? No, no. First freshman year of college.

But still, I just like shifting your clothes to like show something off a little bit that I didn't realize. What year was that? It was not cool. It was cool? 2004. I'm old as shit now. Like the low rise with the thong peeking out was also a thing. Yes, it was a hot thing. So I thought it was cool.

People's Instagrams after getting their first tattoo is awesome. Because they don't post the tattoo, but it's just like they stand unnaturally. Especially when it's on your arm right here. They start doing this shit. It's like, yeah. Yeah. This whole thing. Just be proud of your new ink.

Be subtle. Be earnest. Oh, yeah. TJ has new ink. New ink on TJ. So, TJ, this was a toy you really loved as a kid? Yeah, Woozy. From afar, I thought it was Majora's Mask.

Oh, duh. It's the shape of Majora's Mask. But it's Woozy. Yeah, I think it's actually called Who's It? But I was a baby, so I wasn't good at pronouncing words. And this was just like your go-to toy for a long time. Blatman's ass. Yeah.

Blatman asked Nick to fuck before the show. Yeah, he did. I said no. You said not right now. Not right now. I thought about it. I'd be down to do one tier. I think there's one

built in with Barstool Sports employees. There is one? We don't have to tier them good to bad. We can tier them on something else. Okay, let's tier them on how shy they'd be in a shower. How good they'd look in a do-rag. Yeah. Congrats on S+.

How much we'd want to spend a week with. This appears to be a little bit of a dated list. Okay. Wait, listen. There are people on there, I think, who do not work here anymore. Too many people. The first one and the second. Is KB on that one?

How old is this one? Oh, Masshole's Liar's Great Guide. Oh, no. Liar Liars, Great Guys. Oh, no. We changed those. Liars right above Great Guys. Actually, let's try to fill this out. It's like a quiz. Is eh-oh a good thing?

Eh, okay. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. Clem's a good one. I don't quite want to do this. Oh, yeah, let's do something else. Let's tear. We could change this. Oh, KB,'s do something else. Let's tear. We could change this.

Oh, KB, you're on that. You look sickly. Nothing you want to hear? You used to have a much less human pigment. Yeah. Oh. Let's, uh, yeah, thank you. Let's just do two tiers.

No, let's do four. Four? Great in a do-rag. Jobs. He's do four. Four? Great in a do-rag. Jobs. We're doing the do-rag thing, I think. Oh, we're doing the Barstool guys? Yeah. Is that what you want?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great in a do-rag. Could pull it off. Shouldn't, but would. And then, uh, is it just bad, I guess? Should never. Should never. And weird eyes.

We can keep liars. For the S+, can we do a put it in the Louvre tier? Yeah, put it, yes Should we do an actual do-rag-wear section? Actual do-rag-wear? Well, what do we mean by that? Is that the opposite of Tico calling people baseball fans? Is he a baseball fan or a do-rag fan?

An actual do-rag fan. His name's Marcus. We're a Buccaneers fan. Oh, he didn't mention Steve. Oh, yeah, Steve met Giovanni Bernard today. Got it. Oh, yeah, he did. I thought the goal was to not mention him.

I'll say it. It was the cutest video ever. Hey, Stephen Chay. It's Giovanni Bernard. Giovanni Bernard. Giovanni Bernard. Giovanni Bernard. Look at that little laugh at the end.

That's cute. I love it. It's crushing the train. You can't not love it. Except I ignore this. Caneers players keep getting hurt. Yeah. Didn't Tristan Wirfs get carded this. Buccaneers players keep getting hurt. Yeah. Didn't Tristan Wirfs

get carded off today? Looking at a couple months at least. Well. But uh. That's alright. Che's getting to live a dream.

With them on the sidelines he'll get more time with them probably. A very specific dream. A remarkably specific dream. Very specific. He's a cool guy in shades. I know, he's wearing shades indoors and he does look cool. Oh, dude, that's

Oh my god, it is. Who? That's not Maresh Patel. We had our buddy Maresh Patel on. I think that's Nimesh Patel. Wait, there's a Nimesh Patel? And a TV writer. We probably did damage to his This is going to shock you. Both Indian as well.

Yeah, Indian. That's a very cool guy. That's his thing. I think he's stupid. TV writer. Comedy. On KFC. TV writer shouldn't have...

Good chain. Good glasses. TV writers are probably some of the coolest people in the world. Really? Yes. Francis was in the office today. Oh, really? Yeah.

Do we think he's coming back? What do we think? He was on Dave Portnoy's show. We'll have to find out. Okay. But he was very like... He adopted a new voice. Oh, really? Do we think he's coming back? What do we think? He was on Dave Portnoy's show. We'll have to find out. But he was very like, he adopted a new voice. Really? Hey, guys. That wasn't the voice he had

a couple weeks ago, either. So it was very new. He was trying out new voices. He definitely rehearses different things a lot. Yeah. He adopted a new voice, but it was nice to hear that voice. Yeah.

I had never felt like a golden retriever per se. Hey, Nolan. Yeah. Pull off a do-rag. Yes. Yeah. Lou.

I don't think that he could. I mean, he could pull it off of a minority he got mad at. Oh my god. Did he get his car around fast enough? I'll take that. Latham?

He could do it. I'm sure he has. I don't even think I would notice he was wearing one. They had one at Nordstrom Rack. Alex Cooper? I don't even think I would notice he was wearing them. They had one at Nordstrom Rack. Alex Cooper, I don't think she should ever. She would make millions on the sale of them. She would. Yeah.

Would she be too powerful? She would be too powerful. I think she should. She should never. She should never. Banks. Lou. Lou.

The cat couldn't. I shouldn't, but would. No, I don't think he would. No, I think. I think he would. I think he could pull off anything he wants to do.

Eyes with his look can do that. Yeah, they can. Can wear a big gold chain and Big Ev would look great. Big Ev would look amazing. He needs one immediately. Yeah, he needs one.

Brandon Walker should never, never, never. Caleb. He could pull it off. Yeah, he could pull it off. Caleb might be a Louvre guy. Redacted. He would never wear one. He has the perfectly manicured hair.

Yeah, you're right. So he would never do it. He would never perfectly manicured hair. Yeah, you're right. So he would never do it. He would never because of his hair. Would never for him. Carl. I'm going to say Carl's a never guy as well. I can see him doing it, though. I can see him having some beers.

We don't have any shouldn't but would guys. That seems like Carl. I can see him with a wife beater and a do-rag. Chaps is a perfect shouldn't but would guy. That seems like Carl. I can see him with a wife beater and a do-rag. Chaps is a perfect shouldn't but would guy. Yeah, he would. Yeah, absolutely. Clem. Great.

Yeah. Holy. I think it would be under a flat brim. I think he needs his own category here. Once to. Once to. Yes. Let's have Once to. Yes. Let's have a once to

category. And let's drop Ev into that as well. Yes. No. Let's do a once to bad. Dave.

Shouldn't but would. Shouldn't but would. No, I think Dave might be a shouldn't ever. Yeah. Music videos? No, never, never. Devlin. That's tricky.

Shouldn't but would. Shouldn't but would? I think he would. Because he wears, like, he'll get into, like, acting up for stuff. Yeah, he will. Like, yeah. He's the gay joker? He's the gay joker. The gay joker would look awesome in that.

Donnie? Donnie could pull it off. Yeah, Donnie would, I feel like. Donnie could pull off anything. He, Donnie would, I feel like. Donnie could pull off anything. He could be a once too bad. Yeah. Could pull it off. Eddie.

Great. He'd look alright. Eddie wore a do-rag. He'd look like... Seems like we're favoring... Ellie Sned in a do-rag louvre. No, no. I would say... Louvre. Seems, no. I would say Louvre.

Seems like we're favoring these for fat guys. I would say could pull it off. Ellie? Yeah, she wore one to Minneapolis. Fights, once too bad. Oh, no. Fights, could pull it off. That nose, though.

Yeah, you're right. Oh. Come on you're right. Oh. Thank you. Come on, Lou. And as with Fran. Oh, big time. Pat. They get into some characters. He wants to, bad guy?

I would say he should never, because he already has enough things. There's a lot of has enough things. There. There's a lot of people on here. There is too many. Glenny's a no. Yeah, Glenny. Put Thornton up at the top.

Yeah, I'll just find some tops. Geordi could pull it off. off Hey you really fell off Is she not on here? No I'm in there It's just a picture from like The first year I worked here That's what I'm saying She really fell off

Oh yeah I used to Shower and stuff Roan could Well we gotta put Trent Up at the top Oh yeah he's the one It's his product The do-right guy That's how he's doing Yeah White Sox Dave should never right? Well, we got to put Trent up at the top. Oh, yeah. He's the one. It's his product.

He's the do-right guy. That's how he's doing. Yeah. White Sox Dave should never, right? Never. This person bought a, from Barstool, oh, they already did the $43 thing. And they proceeded to buy just Posa. Hold on.

They got a Shower Beer Shower Curtain, a Deion Sanders Sport Durag, a Die Trying sticker. That's fun. A Hasbulla ATV sticker and an I Am Iron Hasbulla sticker. Okay, so that guy just wanted stickers as well. Somebody else posted this one? What do we got? The Barstool Adored Style College. That's pretty funny.

Also, I've been informed that Don't Shine That Thing In My Face Man is a fish inside joke from earlier, so apologize. Oh, that makes sense. Apologies to that man. Yeah, he's a good man. Because it was so random to me. I was like, what? Okay, I'm an idiot. Thank you.

What do we got here? You guys want to see me in a do-rag in 2011? Oh, shit. Nick was in one, too. Nick was in one, too. I was in one not too long ago. Very recently. Ma'am Cooler Koozie. Is Koozie copyrighted?

You have to say can cooler? Is it? Not yours, thong. Barstool Sports kitchen utensil set. Call her daddy. Repeat bandana. Was I saying repeat? I didn't daddy. Repeat bandana. Was that a repeat? I didn't know you had bandanas.

How are you doing with your wetness over here? I'm pretty cold. Yeah, yeah, it does get cold. It does get cold in here. It's a little chilly. Otherwise, they'd be way bigger than this. It's just that I'm cold. It's a penis.

I think we fucked up the tier list because some of those people on the list have surely worn a do-rag and will again. Has and will again should be a tier. Oh, my baby dad's still down there. He is. Where do you want him? He for sure. He probably has one for some reason. I bet you he has one for every single page.

Can we do a segment where you just give one interesting fact about Pat? Every day? Yeah. Something that we wouldn't know. He is the most bizarre human. I said with love. He's a bizarre human being.

I know. A lot of weird. I feel like there's a wealth of things and tidbits that I would like to know about him. Yeah. When you go home today, if you could just take a picture of his closet. Oh, you should see it. I would love to. It's absolutely insane.

Mine's like, it's absolutely insane. Yes. Let's do mine's like it's absolutely insane yes let's do the medicine cabinet as well yeah let's take the medicine yes he has uh he's one of those like i take mushrooms for my health just every day kind of guy he's like uh he's interesting guy he's one of those great dad dad, though. Great dad. Yeah, good medicine cabinet. Thea? Well, I asked for an interesting fact. You just pretty much just exposed it. No, no.

I didn't tell you to tarnish his reputation. No, no. He wouldn't care. Oh, there was some fun stuff. That was fun. That is fun. He's a delight. No.

Do you want a fact about him? Who is the rapper he's in cahoots with? He manages this rapper named Trinidad James. We know who he is. He blew up when I was in college. Yeah. He basically wrote, don't believe me, just watch. That was his song before Bruno Mars bought it.

Yeah, Trinidad James got royalties from it. Yeah. He's just one of the most creative, colorful, wonderful human beings. He's awesome. James is? Trinidad James. Yeah. And every now and then, he'll just show up at our, like, wonderful human beings. He's awesome. James is? Trinidad James. Yeah. And every now and then

he'll just show up at our, like, just comes to our apartment on like a Tuesday night and he'll just hang out on the couch. Really? Trinidad James is just in your home. You would bang Trinidad but not LeBron? No, I don't think Trinidad would bang me. Out of respect and out of high standards.

Fuck. Yeah. But no, he's just like super level. You think Trinidad James' standards are higher than LeBron's? Yes. Which James has the higher standards. I do. I think they're higher. They're not related, are they?

Are Casey and Will Smith related? Right. Good question. Yeah. Yep. Actually, yeah. Little known fact. Inside baseball for the

Stoolies. What do we have here? Put it in the Louvre. Great. The rag wants too bad. Pull it off. Shouldn't but would. There's too many down

there to really. Yeah, there's too many. Let's just find one more. Smitty would have to get a square do-rag. KFC shouldn't, but would. Let's just hear them based on how cool they are in the urban community. Okay. Lenny's cool in the urban

community. Lenny, is he? Yes. He said he's a legend in the urban community. Okay. Lenny's cool in the urban community. Lenny, is he? Yes. He said he's a legend in the urban community. He said he's a black icon. Okay. From what? I can see. Okay. Oh, yeah. I believe that. Do the pink shirts only land in one size?

Greeny, I don't think he's met a black person. He's an NBA blogger. Sure. Jack Mack. That helps my case. Hank. Wants to so badly. Yeah, I'm going to say wants to.

So fucking badly. Let's do one more. Pat, where is he at? Hey, Pat. He's already up there. Great in a do-rag. Yeah. I'm content with this list.

Blur out the labels of the tears and get people wondering yeah yeah also if we post it we might have to remove the people that no longer work yeah i was gonna say we left some people off why don't we just take off the people that don't work here maybe just blur them to add intrigue or or just let people fill in the oh yeah let people actually yeah try to guess. Send in your list of who would look best in a do-rag. The only requirement is Trent is just in his own category of wears one often. We could just have just only Trent on here. Yeah, we could. And they could fill out the rest.

All right, anything else to add? I think we're good. We're good. Barstool Yak. Oh, the shirts again. Oh, yeah. Awesome. They go on sale tomorrow. We're good. Barstool Yak. Oh, the shirts again. Oh, yeah. Awesome. They go on sale tomorrow.

PB Abate. Look up the organization. But there's a ton of veteran organizations out there. And that world gets kind of murky. We know these people. We have super vetted the program. We know people have gone through it. And it's an amazing, amazing program that does all sorts of awesome stuff.

And, yeah. Hey, Jon Stewart, sweet about you. You guys were just having a sledge conversation. We were just goofing yesterday oh yeah that was really fucking cool I started getting

a bunch of notifications and I was like oh what's this and yeah also made it seem like you'll get the chance to talk to him I know

which is awesome I hope so somebody who works gave me his email address the other day so I just want to say like thank you to him you know

not in person I guess but like in a more formal way than on Twitter. But yeah, that was really cool. Name a night. So like a lot of people make fun of comedians when they say they're like a bastion of truth or modern philosophers, but like he really is.

I think so. Yeah. He's like the guy. Just a good dude. So yeah, it was super, super cool. So no big deal.

Anybody tweeting at you lately? You've been beefing with a brand account? Oh, yeah. Who? Not a brand account. Okay, Boomer. Big game Boomer. Big game Boomer.

And you say they do tiers and rankings that you don't like or something? It's impossible to know. Yeah, I don't know. He came after me. He's ranking every hamburger at every college campus. Why did he come after you? What's going on there? Is that Trent?

With waves! Yeesh! It looks so natural. It does. It does. It's all a second. I'd say he looks even better. That's a good photo of Trent. Yeah, that is a good photo. We'll get him in one.

All right. That was the Barstool Yak, guys. See you. I'll see you. See you, guys. Kiss Brent. Kiss Brent. Outro Music It's the act.