The Yak - We Go On a Hunt to Find The One and Only Doug | The Yak 11-26-24

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome! You've got mail! File done! You've got mail. You've got mail. You've got mail. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah.

Silent state, blue water, react. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and say, blue water's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Alright, it's the Yak. Unreal intro. Wow. Amazing. I thought it was going to be like Thanksgiving themed. Just really, is that just forever?

It's just the shit of it. I want that every day Is that nerdy yallow gotta be gallop? Yeah? Yeah, what will it take to just make one of these just the permanent intro? I have one what I have a I have a new permanent intro That's like 99% ready to go when do we drop that I don't know That's like 99% ready to go. When do we drop that? I don't know Wow, I guess we could drop it whenever we want but can I see the part where I had huge tits again second Well, when do we get to see the 99% water I Don't know I was thinking about just doing it randomly one day, but it's like it's a new like permanent

The intention is that's all new permanent intro. All right. know it's the same song, but different presented in a different way all right Well when big cat gets here can you show it to us the permanent one? It's not done It said 99% done. What was the what's the 1% listen man? It could be a hundred percent done. It still gets Really gets pushed and pushed and pushed What what has happened I? still gets the release gets pushed and pushed and pushed trust me what what has happened I I'm so frustrated oh my god there was a whoa yeah you're a bunch of giant watch it any pictures I could look like that maybe I'll do it there's a lot of Easter eggs in these combos to Pull it up TJ Dean Oh

Goobies just one of the people off Like uncle This was great Yeah, that's good shit. Well done pretty good stuff monkey boy. Yeah, monkey boy, so so it got pushed again. Yeah listen. It's not the fog It's not talking about it's a it's a legal thing. I went home and had a call with like five Listen, I don't know what I can't add It's and the thing is like it's a decent internet video, right? But now the hype and the drama are going to completely be like that's it when it comes out

We will never live up to never ever so now it's just like we want to worry about that because it's never coming out Right and that's the thing and I feel so bad just being like it's coming out. It's happening, but like don't also like It's so I don't get I don't we just you can we just throw it in the trash can then yeah, that's what I'm thinking Can I see more like the thing trash can then? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Can I see it? The thing is, there's just the people that have... Corey Rutledge kinda put in a lot of hours and it would be a disservice to him to just be like, thanks for doing this,

let's throw it away. But again, the hype, it's frustrating, I don't know what I can talk about. Did you, when I looked at the camera, did you look behind you, Kate, to see what I was looking at? Yeah. There's a camera right there.

I know. Like he's looking so dreamily at you. I was simply posturing for the camera. So it probably. I, at this point, don't ever wanna think about it. Let's just wash our hands of it. Yep. Done. Done. No more monkey boy. Let's just wash our hands of it. Yep. Done.

Done. No more monkey boy. Let's never say it again. Except Clemmer, he's not in here to make this pact. And he's probably not. Clemmer has an emotional bond to it. Again, it's a silly internet video. So I heard last week when it had been announced

that it was coming out, then you had, I knew that you were in more meetings about it. I didn't want to pry into your business but you did have to have go through meetings and shit right? Yeah. Yeah there were some things I learned. You know what and I'm... Hands are washed. Hands are washed. Hey hey. Let's move on.

I did what I could. You have another uphill battle to fight. Nick I saw Garth Brooks was wearing a pirate hat No kidding. Yeah, is he gonna come from my throne? That's what I was gonna say. Oh Like a was he wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates hat or like a like the captain's Long john silver. Yeah Oh, he must be a pirate. Yeah. Oh I Think the fact that he's wearing an off an off team color pirates hat means he's wearing it for the fashion

I'm not the love of the team, but you could pick any team to do that for and why the pirates You might have other teams he does it for if he were wearing the standard I saw him wearing a different pirate's hat really he's worn more. I saw him wearing that one wait a minute wait a minute He keeps wearing pirates and he cried in it. Yeah cried in a pirate's hat shit He's got me beat. Yeah, he's got me beat. He cries and everything honest If he is my fucking the world if he can if he could name five players He's significantly a he's a diehard in my eyes He has me beat he's gonna be on the list next year. He definitely will yeah

That'd be awesome. you beat him out though. If he's like number 6, you're number 5. I just don't think it happens. Yeah, plus he's the new kid on the block too, and you know the rancor is gonna fall in love with him. Try to get Garth's attention. Fall in love with the idea of Garth. Another one? No, it's just the same one. He's kind of hot then.

His eyes are, he's wearing it for his eyes. I think that's the Father's Day hat, like with the prostate cancer ribbon on the side, but he's doing it for his eyes I think that's the Father's Day hat like with the prostate cancer ribbon on the side But he's doing it because his eyes are peers. I remember that pee really brings out But it could be any team is my thing. That's what is it about the Pirates you could get a Yankees hat Maybe the pee stands. He likes pussy. Is it pee for pussy? He's for pussy Aside from Yankees hat. Oh, hey, what do you think is the other most universal MLB hat? You're in a bubble, I don't think socks hat's number two. LA Dodgers is number two. You think?

I'm thinking Eazy-E back in the day, he'd always rep the white socks hat. Plenty of other non-Chicago people would too. Yeah, like Eazy-E. Dr. Dre had a socks hat. Did anyone do the Roeback up? Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah. We got an Amherd with the intro. And then Monkey sorry yeah yeah we were at an amored with a we got an amber with the intro and then monkey boy so- what Garth Brooks should be wearing rowback

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Thank you. Oh yeah. The big customer. There's two different big customer shirts coming out. Here's one. Oh shit, oh look at that one, that's a boardwalk ready. I I don't what I Don't know why they did too. I really don't know why they did one Yeah, I didn't ask for this but they I think you asked for it for just for me. Yeah, you wanted one

I wanted one I wanted to wear it. I wanted to wear this and feel good about it I didn't know that we were gonna put them on sale. They look awesome. They look actually airbrush Yeah, they really do. And the cool thing is, unlike a lot of the Barstool merch, if you wear this out, you don't have to explain it to anybody. They'll let everyone get it right away.

Oh, big customer brand walker. I like the thought of a couple wearing the two different big customers. If I saw them walking into a store, they're gonna get the top treatment. Little customer on the way. Aw. We'll put that onesie in the store.

Little customer. Little customer. Yeah. That'll sell. Big time. Ones. Tens. Yeah. Yeah. So we have the big Black Friday sale coming up. Anybody got the... Where's the new Yak shirt? Oh, Kate's wearing it. Oh, yeah. Kate's wearing the new Yak shirt.

I thought, what? What a hot girl wear. Yeah. Okay. So why are you... Here's what I pictured. A hot Nashville sorority girl. Uh-huh. Yeah. OK. So why are you? Here's what I pictured. A hot Nashville sorority girl. Uh-huh. Yeah. OK.

Vanderbilt? She got long. She's Vandy sorority girl. She's cool as hell. She talking that accent? And she wears an oversized shirt of this. Short shorts that you can't tell and then boots. You can't tell what?

That was the inspiration for this shirt. Can't tell that she's wearing shorts. Because I know probably our biggest demographic is Southern sorority girls who are super hot. Anyway, I just really like it. It says, established 2018 Chicago. The Yak. It's got a Yak on it.

Those are all the big things. But on a shirt, yeah. I just really like it. It's got all the details. Mm-hmm There's a great way back. I Don't even know the answer that question. We twirls a fat ass Nothing and you want to cut to me I got this from LL Bean Not bad

You missed something really cool. What happened? There was an intro. We'll play it for you, buddy. What's up, everyone? Oh, jeez, for being late. Not that late, we just got done with Roeback. You just got done with Roeback. We didn't know what we were doing.

What the fuck? Big customer shirts in the house. These are great shirts. And Hot Girl Yak shirts. What the fuck? Yeah, it took us a while to get to the pro back. Big customer shirts in the house. Yeah. These are great shirts. And Hot Girl Yak shirts. Hot, is that where the Hot Girl, who's wearing the Hot Girl Yak shirt? I'll wear it.

I understand the confusion. Kate's wearing the shirt. Get out of here, ugly Danny. Yeah, I got it. Nobody wants you wearing this. I'm rubber, she's glue, I'm rubber, she's glue. Those will drop Thursday night as well as this hat. Ooh, I love that.

Love that. That is heat. And a new kiss coin, which we show off on tomorrow's episode. That is heat. I like that a lot. I don't even remember that we made that. Who made that? Do we have any of those lying around?

There should be a box showing up today or tomorrow. Want it. Now picture a Vandy Sorority girl in that hat. Oh, Kate. We're not picturing any more Vandy sorority girls. I don't mind. She's curling ironing her hair. I don't mind.

Wait, so what was the funny thing I missed? Uh, TJ, fire it up. Oh. This was our intro today. What? Welcome. You've got mail Oh Fantastic that was awesome nerdy gal yeah horse so good I can always tell a nerdy gallo he was yeah he consumes every episode of the act there's a lot of the guys a man he's a fucking weapon he has

another intro with the intentions of being the new permanent intro oh we just have to I don't I don't know when or if We want to fire that it's 99% done. Damn. It's like it's ready to go. We just have to some loopholes I'm sure so whenever whenever we're ready. Well, the question is so if Do we want to watch it on the yeah, right? Because then if we say no That's bad or do we watch it off the yak and then we decide whether I mean I can't imagine us saying no I'm having to be a bad but you know

I can't imagine being bad either but what if there's like tweaks yeah the reason you wouldn't want it isn't because it's bad it's probably for something else that would need to be fixed so I think that's fine you know what we've already discussed it and people are gonna be pissed I know playing so play TJ. Go ahead pull it up pull it up Pull it up. We're all pussies is what I was getting that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What is Cody getting married I know It's a good question underrated engaged engaged underrated engaged guy very under huge underrated. Yeah He's been engaged for a while, too. There's some people I cannot picture engaged, you know, Cody Kate

That's that's my test my list of two, you know who emerged as a dog guy today who Stefan Stefan has Yes, and it's all that poor dog. Stefan has a dog. It's a cute's cute dog. Oh, that poor dog. Stefan has a dog. Oh my god. It's a little cute dog. How little? It's a Stefan. How little? It's mid-sized. It's a little shaky.

I think it's a little too little. Smaller than mid-sized. You could probably make it from half court. Sitting. Can we get Stefan in here? I think it's the upper tier of small dogs. You'd throw a fight. I think it is the lower tier of medium.

I don't think it's the medium. Isn't it a puppy right now? Is it a puppy? I don't know. Can you find Stefan? I'd say bigger end of small. Engage guy? July 2026? It's like Texas playing fucking Michigan?

Why even get engaged? I gotta save money. Oh my god. Damn. Gage yeah on your ass. I gotta save money That's the person yeah Name Alabama July 2026 get excited by the time you get married Money how much money is you're really banking on the relationship working? It's a lot of saving He's gonna have a blowout. That's working on the rundown. You want just the dog? I want Stephen. Okay. He's working on the rundown right now.

What does that mean? I don't know. You want to watch the intro? Wait, were we supposed to do the rundown today? I want Stephen. I did it. Oh, you did it? Yeah.

Okay. What's he doing if you've already done it? Yeah, get him in here. Who did it? Me, Donnie, and Chaps. Okay. I didn't respond to the text. Starey!

Oh, the dog's here! Hi! Oh my god! Hi! Hi, you! This is actually not a dog. and chaps okay I didn't respond to the text sorry oh that the dogs here hi oh my god hi you this is actually not a little little dog bigger little dog you're right Brandon hi you what's his name huh Huck all right Stefan you so you're a dog owner oh dog come sit down get over here dress over get in here you just got this dog Rescued or pause yes, let's go. Why don't you tell me dude? Hey, you know me. I don't make it about a dog. You know his name yet. Oh, he's gone He's gonna know he's right there. Come here Huck. No he doesn't

Alright dogs gone you go get your dog. Yeah, it's alright. Sorry. I was also gonna say Dave I was talking to Dave about like bonuses and everything and he he does almost know your name now Oh, Stefan, could you throw a tennis ball across the corner? Yeah, like I'd like to see him go full speed You know, he said the Stefan guy. Yeah He does almost know your name now. Oh. Stefan, could you throw a tennis ball across the court? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to see him go full speed. No, he said the Stefan guy. Yeah, that's Stefan. Hey, Stefan, could you throw a tennis ball across the court? I'd like to see him run after him.

Yeah. Do like a halftime show, Stefan. He's gotta find him. You'd think White Sox to even know his name. Brandon, is Huck, is named after Huck Finn? I didn't know. Wait, we might have lost Huck now. Yeah, but is that your third favorite character

in the book? Where is he? That's awesome, he got him from Paws. I don't remember the book that you're speaking of. That's a good dog. I wouldn't. I like that dog. Oh, that was actually on the...

He's... Oh, hey! Hey! That's a good boy. Get away from Jake. No. Oh no! Oh, Jake.

Jake getting handsome. Like he's... Jake's getting handsome. Oh no. He's already at second base. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, this is how it happens. Right back. Oh, no

Back Stop and get in there. You hate to see a dog being groomed Yeah, get him away. That's the last thing you want like that's a little dog, but it's not too little Yeah, that's not a that's not a purse dog. We're about to get the tennis ball. I think All right, and also he's got a good face. Yeah There goes the ball I think and also he's got a good face. Yeah Great dog. All right, Stefan. I got to get Huck a present. That's a good dog. Damn good dog. Oh, now he's got the zoomies. Stefan's never gonna get him. I hate that that dog lives in a just a house where there's a lot of rules.

Oh, yeah. Well, Titus can rescue it. Yeah, not a lot of space. Yeah, a lot of size. Yeah, he rescued it from P paws. We can rescue it from Stefan Good job Stefan paws if that thing ever choose wires, it's toast. There he goes. He's gone. Oh Can't even catch him Stefan. You got to get roast beef and That that's how he learns his name Roast beef is yes, right there with Stella You say their name and when they come to you, give them roast beef. Because that's like a treat that's just beyond, you know, a dog.

Oh, he's having the time of his life. Time of his life. Hey, hey. Oh, no, they can't catch him. He's got the zoomies there. Oh, yeah. He's coming back here. Oh, yeah. He might be going back to Mal's. Oh, yeah. He's got the zoomies there. Oh yeah. He's coming back in. Oh yeah, I want him to.

Oh, he might be going back to Mal. Oh yeah. I didn't know he was here, that's awesome. Good dog. Good dog, really good dog. Great dog. Again, not the owner, meh, but the dog. Yeah, Steph.

There he goes! Whoa! Hey, all right! Stephen can't wait to break his spirit. This is the last we'll see Huck happy. Well, he was super stressed earlier when Huck came out of the control room for like two seconds, so this has got to be hell for Stephen.

Hey! Oh, damn. Next time Huck's in the office, we're like, Huck, do you want to play fetch? Oh, cheaper. Potentially. I don't have time for this right now. Not in front of the video board.

Theoretically, I could play catch. No. Oh, you're fine, dude. It's a dog. He's having fun. He's a small dog. That's the other thing is small dogs do get away with more. Oh, yeah.

Like, if that was a 120-pound Labrador running and, like, jumping on us, we'd be we'd be like whoa someone control this dog that dog can just run anywhere oh oh there you go Harry and he's gone he'll be punished happiness he'll he will be punished good job all right ready TJ Stefan's a cat guy yeah 100% of cat guy. Yeah. That dog will be a cat. Very soon. Give him the operation. Oh, here we go. Here we go. You the robot. I love our carabiners. You the robot. Get your carabiners.

Woo! Oh! Are you Korean? Oh no. I just wanted to be an alien. That was incredible. Okay, yeah. I don't even know why we doubted Nerdy Gala for a second.

That is the new intro. And it's perfect that it's space themed. Okay, yeah I don't even know why we doubted nerdy gallop for a second That is the new intro and it's perfect that it's space themed. That's so us. Yeah We always are a space show. We're always pushing the boundaries of I am curious. What's the 1% TJ? This we haven't seen I have to like download it and put it on the Play it again cuz I want it cuz it's always good when we see it The second time I thought they were like notice things still rendering Kate's titties Gallow I guess made it with the ability to like swap stuff in and out pretty easily so it can evolve and grow and change Does Galo have a thing for Kate? buddy Appreciate it appreciate it.

Appreciate it. Yeah. All right, let's see it again. I did show. I had to show my boobs. Yeah. Well, yeah, I need to see what they look like normally. I like it.

It's the actual love of her life. You the robot. Oh, the Rich Crackers of the original Put On Press. Woo! That's the fight put on press. Woo! That's a nice thing to do. Are you serious? I just wanted to be an alien. That was incredible!

I love it. Great job Nerdy Gala. Great job, Gala. Great job, Nerdy Gala. Has he made your tits bigger in the past like that? No, this is, the only problem is then, if you're new to the act and you watch the intro, and then it pans to me.

Well, we're not astronauts either. Yeah, but it's like a college basketball program where you're 6'9 in the program, but you're really like 6'5 and 1 half. Wait, that lady astronaut's tits aren't that big. Yeah. Where? I've been watching. Why are these guys not doing this show in space? Wait, that lady astronaut's tits aren't that big. Yeah. Where?

I've been watching. Why are these guys not doing this show in space? I think I'll be tuning out. We're out. What else is going on, guys? Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving, yeah. The last one before the break.

Are you almost done with all your stuff? I scheduled a wrestler interview for 2.30. Oh, wow. I'll probably be the last one here. Yeah, I'm about done with all your stuff? I scheduled a wrestler interview over 2.30. Oh, wow. I'll probably be the last one here. Yeah, I'm about done with my stuff. Thanksgiving week is always just pack everything into two days. And then I got unnecessary reference tonight, and I got to film a geniuses tonight.

But other than that, sure. Where does day before Thanksgiving rank and best work day vibes? Oh, it's up there. Is it? Yeah. Well, it's up there if you are, and I say this every year, if you work a job that they make you work on Friday after Thanksgiving quit.

That is heinous. I know some people have to work, I understand that, but like, if they're just making you work just to make you work. Yeah. Like if you're going in and just doing nothing for, for like four hour half day or something, your, your boss is a dickhead. That Friday should be off.

Yeah. Yeah. I, I dread the travel. Yeah. I sent Pat yesterday, I, I'm an itinerary lady, and like down to the minute, we're waking up at this time, the kids will have breakfast by this time, we're out the door and then we get to the parking spot

and then you do, like I have like every 15 minutes till we get to Philadelphia, and I think he's gonna kill himself. Yeah, he's gotta get out of there. If I know anything about B, he seems like a big itinerary guy too. Yeah, he loves being down to the minute. Big time, big time, no, it like crushes his soul,

I felt so bad even sending it yesterday. Have you made an itinerary for him before? Yeah. Does it work? No. Okay. Do you think you'll ever give up on making the itinerary? No, no.

You have to keep trying to change them, ladies. Don't stop. Yes, you can. Eventually they'll break. What was the saga of him moving to New York? Like, didn't he take like a moving truck with his buddy, but they were doing a brewery tour across the country? Yeah, they ended up taking like two weeks to New York. Like didn't he take like a moving truck with his buddy but they were doing a brewery tour across the country? Yeah, they ended up taking like two weeks to get there.

And I was like eight months pregnant. Oh my God. And yeah. And they kept like adding stuff. He's like, look at this new thing. Like they kept like adding knickknacks to the truck as they went along and none of it fit in the apartment by the time they, yeah.

I remember that, you were so pregnant. Yeah, I was a little. So pregnant. A little upset. It remember that, you were so pregnant. Yeah, I was a little upset. A little upset. It's okay, it worked out. Yeah, I don't try, Thanksgiving week is awesome. Having kids has definitely changed it, where it's not, it's a lot, like my son's school,

they don't have school this week. Right. And that's a lot, because I've also been here for the last day and a half, and when I go home, it's gonna be, I'm going to be dead. Dead up. Dead up. I just always get nervous about the plane ride.

Because you can't explain to a one-year-old why they can't leave a two-foot space. And I've had a couple flights that have been brutal. Yeah. You see me going viral. Oh, yeah. I just might. This could be.

He's not old enough for an iPad? No. Shoot. Uh-uh. I know. Give him some of a. I actually have No. Uh-uh. I know. I actually have to pay attention to him. It sucks.

Give him some of Big Head's grandma's juice or whatever. Oh, yeah. The Tang with what was it? Nyquil. Nyquil. I can relate though, Kay, because my kids, when we fly, it's like, leave the pilot alone. I know you can walk right into the cockpit right there, but it's like annoying It's totally same thing here. Yeah, it's the plane so small It's like no the pie I know he said that you could sit on his lap, but

Yeah, it's a struggle it's a struggle it's a champagne spilling all over The plane's spilling all over. Yeah, yeah. It's a struggle. It's a lot. For sure a struggle. Yeah. Good stuff. It sucks.

If the plane is free and you want to let people borrow it, then... I don't own the plane. Okay. That'd be sick. You think it'd be sick? Yeah. What? What?

The upkeep. I would stress it. I would stress it. What? What are you guys saying? It'd be mega sick. Also, to own a plane is so much money. Yeah. That's such a... Dave doesn't own a plane. Yeah. He's

kind of poor. Yeah. I've learned that. Dave is kind of poor. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things? Doesn't own a plane. Super poor. Dirt. Doesn't own a plane. No. If you own a plane and you're just like, yeah, I'm'm gonna go here today. That's pretty damn sick. A rod had a plane. That was sick. This plane was awesome. Was it big plane? Yeah. Get a big plane. There was a bed in it. God damn told you had to read but I got Alfred Hank and I got Alfred by his like 11 year old daughter because they had like they had like a stewardess on the plane and she gave us a menu for food and we got all the food

and when his daughter was going to use the bathroom she just took fries off my plate whoa and didn't say a word and I was like yep it's her plane yeah yeah they just ignored that we were there for the entire flight which I would have I was fine with were you like whisper talking? Yeah, pretty much in the back. Yeah, we're just like we're trying not to make any yeah, look at that That's a nice one. Did a rod address that he it was he like this is actually mine and sick, right? Did he say anything? No, he didn't say anything. He also did did he make you take your shoes off? I think we took our shoes off

he also did a very interesting move where he got on the plane in a suit and then changed into sweats and then changed in back into a suit when we got off. How long was the flight? It was coast. It was like to Seattle, New York to Seattle. OK. So yeah, never was seen outside without a suit.

Yeah, wait, just in case he was photographed? I don't know. It was crazy. That move was crazy. I ain't going to re-enact this crazy. I think that's why Nick and I don't want the private. I don't I want to be able to wear Sweats onto a plane right changing clothes that often is it's pain in the ass insane not worth it. I'd rather go through Basic economy would you how often would you use your plane Brandon? All the time would you live in Mississippi now?

Yeah, I would live in, I think I live in Mississippi now. Brandon, would you use it to get to the office every day? I think I would commute from Mississippi every day. Christmas is coming up. If you just say I have a plane and unlimited money's not an issue as far as like upkeeping all that. You would get so tired of flying. Think about like, my dream is like in like 15 years,

it's like getting a plane where it's like, oh, this game's being played this weekend oh i want to go to the iron bowl let me just go to the iron bowl yeah like that's cool yeah we'll just fly down there we'll go there we'll go to the game then we'll fly back who's doing that right now who's top sports marlins man mcconaughey is he marlins man doing on a private i don't have a private private no mcconaughey m McConaughey's doing that yeah places John Travolta what have y'all seen the clips going viral of McConaughey's tuna fish no no what he was on with Chrysler and McConaughey they're talking about

food and McConaughey proclaims himself with the world's greatest tuna tuna salad maker and he can have he starts describing the way he makes tuna and then Chrysler's just cheering him on like, oh my god, you're blowing my fucking mind right now. And it looked like really shitty tuna salad. It looked awful. It was just the way he was talking. Yeah, he was putting corn in it. He was probably cheering on just his accent.

Yeah, now you get some tuna, put it in. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good McConaughey. Can we see it? Yeah. If you can find it, TJ, I'm sure it's only, it's everywhere. I'm tuna fish salad expert. Tuna fish salad master maker.

Every Sunday night, clean out the fridge. Gonna make a bat tuna fish. OK, wait. I want to hear yours. Well, it's a long list of all kinds of things. It starts with the base. You get your good tuna. Next, you've got to watch how much lemon you add.

Because if you add the mayo, mixed with wasabi. And a little tangency. Shut the fuck up! I didn't even think about putting wasabi into my fucking tuna fish! Take your shirt off. A little light green.

It's the worst clip I've ever seen. You're blowing my mind right now. It's like the first time someone told me how to fuck someone, and I didn't know that you weren't just supposed to stick it in and leave it there, and I go, oh yeah, it would make sense to move it around. You're telling me tuna fish.

It is like that. Tuna fish, of of course I put wasabi on it and then all the rest of the stuff from the chopped red onions or the dill pickles gherkin I'll finally slice the dill pickled gherkins crispy jalapeno chips this feels like a corn this feels like this doesn't feel like a real Yes, it's from their account in as you know Tom shave every redneck knows Yeah, better right then or is it better covered after you put it? Yeah, no he bases like watch this I'm gonna go on two bears and I'm gonna just say the most disgusting thing ever and they're gonna be pumped

Because McConaughey has that In it apples you just blew my fucking mind Can we take out McConaughey and put in clips of mincy making the grilled cheese? Wait was the jalapeno chips in the tuna? Yeah, that's gonna get some I'm a big chips in a sandwich guy. Have to have that. One more internet thing. Did y'all see the Doug Wanoi pickleball?

Yes. He tweeted it yesterday, but he tweeted it. No, he went to another pickleball forum and threw another scenario at him. And just watched as the world burned I think. This I thought was one of his best. This one made me laugh out loud. No, he went to another pickleball forum and threw another scenario at him and just watched as the world burned I think this I thought was one of his best. I thought this is a maybe laugh out loud Most I think Doug when I tweeted yesterday TJ about I gotta see going to a pickleball forum and talking about his

his wife Posted on the Facebook group pickleball for beginners at heating up and not getting real help Hopefully someone else in my situation and share some advice with tournament cost. Oh God. All right read it. I'm pretty new with pickleball but find it really enjoyable. My wife on the other hand does not. She won't admit it but her weight seems to be the issue. Prior to having our three boys she was she was Truman, very athletic. Then she went downhill fast. For whatever reason, I do better in mixed doubles and found a fantastic partner. She played tennis in college and is unbelievably trim.

Both her and I work remote, so we practice a lot. We have already won three local lower level mixed tournaments and have scheduled two tournaments after the holidays that require overnight stays. To save money, we have an Airbnb with separate bedrooms, of course. My wife thinks I should ask for gas money since i'm driving my car but i'm a little hesitant because she said she will prepare me a special meal and supply a bottle of champagne if we metal how do other tournament traveler split costs everything fifty fifty what were the responses i didn't see the response oh um one oi it was a lot. I hope you're kidding right now. Oh, man.

He's the best. I love one. Here we go. This won't end well if you keep this up. Maybe this is a joke. I agree the tournament cost could add up. I understand my wife's concern. But in this case, I believe asking for gas money

is a little petty. Yeah, what the fuck? I hope it's a joke. How rude can you get shaming your wife on Facebook? Like why mention her ways at all And being in denial about it and do it going downhill fast I'd be like f you not to mention sharing an Airbnb separate bedrooms of course hell no What no I?

Wanna one he just fishes he just he just gets well He'll be in the middle of these like at a dinner Yeah, be honest phone curled up next to him. Talking about your marriage, Doug Minoy, I don't think that was what he was talking about. I came here to say that you must have a super understanding wife traveling, sharing accommodation, it isn't about the money.

Although my wife and I are fine, I had a lousy ex-wife who was super jealous of who was asking for, she never trusted me from the beginning. That's exactly why I told my wife, not about the money, thanks. So good, he's so good. He just keeps him going. We should hire Doug Wanoi.

Yeah. Maybe you got hired. But have him do nothing but what he's doing. Yeah, right. On it, Kyle would be pissed. We'd probably lose Kyle, but worth it. Yeah, we'd gain a Wanoi. We got a Wanoi.

We got Wanoi. You're not listening to what people are telling you. This is not going to end well. It looks like you have one foot out the door already She's going to cook for you in champagne and you don't see it. Come on, Doug. We all see it from a mile away Yeah, she's a little too confident buying champagne Started I guess being a former d1 tennis player has something to do with it. Oh my god

Barstool does need like purely a Facebook personality. Yeah. Say what you want about Facebook, but you can't go anonymous. That's why I would love it. Well, Doug Wanois is. Yeah, right. But like the people talking back to you and shit,

you wouldn't even entertain that on Twitter if it was just an egg. Doug Wanois is just the name of his friend, too. Yeah. Which is super fucked up. Yeah, that is. He took his friend. It's like Elton John taking Elton John from

that other guy. Elton John was like, it was a guy in his band. His name was Elton. He was like, I'm going to be Elton. What? That's crazy. Doug Wanoit did the same to his buddy. That's so perfect. And he's your full name on Facebook. By the way, do you guys, you have a match up with KB who will have to have someone in his place. Oh his place shooting today.

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Someone did comment, I saw it. They said that whoever gets wet going forward should have to do like, like get 15 on a sporkle. We were gonna try to make Brandon get in a hundred on a sporkle on a random one. Yeah. Never happened though. Okay, so we I think that going forward they should have to get 15 right on a sporkle, so it's not just wet. Or we just do it earlier, so they have to sit in at the whole show. That too, but the wheel early. Let's do it at the halfway point and that way they have to sit the entire wheel. TJ. That too. But the wheel early? Let's throw it at the halfway point, and that way they have to sit the entire wheel. TJ, spin the wheel.

Yeah, spin the wheel, TJ. Then people say they never spun the wheel. Yeah, so what? That's on them. That's on them. Spinning the wheel early. I only tune at the end of the show for the wheel. Yeah, but spinning at the end.

Gets it out of the way. Spinning the wheel early just feels wrong. We've just had clean shaven on there for a really long time. Never don't. We never decided what it is. Yeah, it's clean shaven. It's one of us clean shave one of us clean tough, tough, tough for me. Yeah, this whole entire group. Everybody kicks. Yeah, it's at dinner with White Sox. They're like four times. I know. I know the universe doesn't want to see us bare faced. Yeah. Um alright, so spin the wheel to

see who's going up against Brandon in KB's place. I got a P. I'll meet you all on the court. Oh, it's going to be me. Oh. It's elimination. Elimination. It's elimination here.

Elimination wheel. You limping? Why are you limping? Achilles issue. What? He has an Achilles issue? Thanks. Has he been limping? Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, Kate's gone now. I don't know. I just started doing it right before the show

And now he's walking fine oh Man this is a shame. Oh, he got a lot of me and you Titus that would be me off of that would be a shame Me and you, Titus? That would be a shame for Brandon. Nick, do you play at all? Oh, no. Very bad, even. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no, Brandon. Oh, no, Brandon. It's wet. It's wet. Brandon, look. Wet. We have one. Do you want to do best of seven or do you want to do?

It can't be wet. There wasn't a wet on the wheel. Do you want to do best of seven or just the first? No. It's me or Titus? Just get wet and we'll figure it out. Do you want to do best of seven? I'll hold you.

Oh? Well, you don't get to decide. You're going to say best of seven or? Best of seven. All right, best of seven. All right, so first to four faces off against Brandon. He called me out What is he doing? It's tight. Oh one nothing. Oh

One one, hmm 2-1. Hm. Titus, you should play slow. That's the thing. Slow. Slow. Slow. Ooh. Ooh. 2-1, Titus. 2-1. No one's ever come back from a 2-1 lead.

3-1. 3-1. 3-1. What, does this mean I'm shooting? Yeah. I mean, unless you, I mean, he did call me out. Am I a pussy if I don't accept a call out? Uh, no, no, because if you go against the wheel. Yeah, true.

True. All right, come on. Yes, smoking. It wasn't too hard to play against. It was it was legit. Are you hosting at your house, Big Cat? Yes. You got a big ass turkey? Big ass turkey, six kids under the age of nine. Holy.

Um, yeah. Is it? Everyone. I mean it's too cold for them to be playing outside too. Yeah, no, we're probably going to do a lot of uh. Bring them here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly Exactly

You think wins this I don't know what are you guys play watch you guys go gentlemen's rule only threes oh Okay first to seven threes. Okay. First to seven threes. Brandon, do you, okay. You're not gonna win. No. I know you can't beat him in first to seven threes. Do you wanna do it, hey, do you wanna do it, do you wanna do it while one goes first and we time it, it and you get rebound so you don't have to go back and forth

No, okay, you want it you you want to you want to make it more athletic? Why do they have rebounders You why don't you just alternate shot three point go shop for shot Or go shop for shot? Or go shop for shot Okay And there's a double up spot and there's well yeah, they're gonna avoid the double up spot I think all right ready three two one go Yes, all right Ready? Three, two, one, go. Alright, I gotta run to you. Yeah.

Announce. Alright, uh, zero zero. They're walking. Oh, are they both walking? Is Brandon just walking that way because there's Achilles or is he... Wait, Brandon, I thought... Alright. Maybe Brandon just moves like that.

His shoes are probably 50 pounds too, those pumps. Yeah. I think those pumps, the replicas, don't actually pump. Is that true? TJ, do they not pump? I think it's all for show. Who scored there? Uh, who scored between you two? Who said me? Titus has two.

What's the move where he pumps them a bunch and then powder explodes out of them? Um... Yeah, I don't know. Okay, I maybe made that up. No, no, I think it's real. That's a double up for Titus. Nine, nothing. Oh, Brandon's... I thought Brandon...

Oh, there's a nice one from the side there. Oh! Two! Don't let him get a hot oh my oh he's hot he's hot but titus seems unbothered and what's this for? they will get a credit for Draft Spence I believe. Oh, Brandon, deep! Oh, he hit it!

Oh my word! Titus, you better hurry up, buddy. Uh oh. Oh ho. That's game, isn't it? I think it's to 21, isn't it? Oh, 21. Not a numbers gal.

I think it's to 21 isn't it? Oh 21. Not a numbers gal. I really do like these big customer shirts. They're great and those match exactly those two. Same body type. Same sass. TJ can you explain to me what's happening with the bloodline? Yeah after this up. Oh cool. Oh shit, okay You go Titus you have 18 And you're not getting it all That's a win for mark Titus I The walking slow fucks me up.

I don't think that was right. I think it was. You held your own. But I was beating him. He just acted like it was over twice. That was how I shred. Held your own. When we do the slow knockout and the slow walking stuff, I like lock my legs and then it's hard to undo that. Unlock?

Yeah. It's hard to move in any other fashion. All right, you have a free $200 bet. Kyle does. Damn it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Kyle does what?

I was going to say move the spread to like Ohio State minus like 38. Oh, for the game? Yeah. But it's Kyle's bet. It's not your bet. It's Kyle's bet, yeah. I want it for Kyle.

I gave you a chance. I was not my best junior performance. I left the door wide open for you. Well, I made four in a row. If I hadn't missed the other 12, I would have been okay. Hi. What's going on with the Achilles? Yeah. Ever since I've been working out so stringently my heel throbs every day. I think it's my Achilles. I think I've strained it or something. That's really not good at all. Yeah and it doesn't when I get out there and walk a lot it feels

fine but when I sit for more than like 20 minutes at a time and then stand up, it doesn't, that's when it hurts the worst. Are you concerned that you starting to work out leading to injuries only gonna make you fatter? No, no, because- It's becoming mobile. Blake told me even if I get hurt,

we're still gonna work through it. Yeah? I worked out like eight o'clock last night with Blake. It was weird. I was like Remind me who Blake is again my trainer. Hmm. Oh he Yeah, go ahead no like has a penis and a pussy you finally admitted it thank you we get it Nick we fucking get it By the way, did you guys see the Biz 6 mugshot was just released?

No! Oh, they're fucked up! Oh my god! They fucked him up! They got William Carroll good. Oh, we got John Carroll. We got the Carroll's. And you got Danny Bradley pretty good too. Oh my god, I want to see Biz fight these guys one on one,

one after another in Rough and Routing. They got the Biz six. Biz is the best. Oh, good. With that. Biz is the best. Yeah. Like, just the fact that he did that whole,

like that video last night where he looks fine, he's like, yeah, I got booted a couple times, got knocked down, but I got my shots in took some but gave more yeah just saw a story was it Dave Texum just saw a story saying you got jumped are you okay yeah took some but gave more seven guys I want to see the CCTV I know it doesn't exist it has to because it the fight had like four locations the way he was starting the bar went to the gravel parking lot Yeah, our lobby

CBS behind the dumpster at CVS He had no shoes one shoe no sure like ten times the man that any of us are yes Kate chill No, no It's all all equal guy though all the same exactly I mean think about how badass that is to have a report come out that like the first News was like Paul Bissonnette gets jumped and goes to the hospital and I was like concerned right away I was like, yeah, no the article said like non non life-threatening injuries

Yeah, I wasn't even considering that but now that you said it right now. I'm worried it's on life-threatening injuries. Yeah, I wasn't even considering that but now that you said it right now. I'm worried is on life-threatening very Yeah, very bad very bad. I texted with in biz right away I was like are you okay to biz and asked for waited what he knows was he's like yeah, he's okay and then To have biz then put out the clip and be like yeah like These guys jumped me. I was trying to help the staff at this restaurant And yeah, I took some gave some more if you notice my face. I have no cuts. Yeah bruises or nothing No sign of damage. What a bad. This is like This is stuff us normies dream about yeah

Beating people like standing up for the little guy and beating some ass and it's captured on six on one Yeah, I'm glad he's okay, but that's fucking crazy, and we were just talking about golf golfers Bunch right he's Jason Bourne this group Like if that happened to me is like yeah big cat got jumped by six guys He's drinking through a straw like yeah, you know he's eating through a straw services will be Tuesday Yeah, he'll never yeah, he'll never walk again. Well just the fact that biz like saw Shit popping off over there, and he's like you know what I need to do I need to go take care of that yeah alone just the fact that he stood up and went over there is more manly than

Yep, correct. It wasn't anything I argument he saw them treating the staff poorly Yeah, and went over and said hey quit fucking treating. He's like a superhero Well, do that staff is like his family it seemed like he eats there three to four times a week He said so I doubt he'll be paying for it forever. I would imagine That's which which one of those six was you think the first instigated who was comp? Oh, we said he crumpled one of them the main guy well started with one of them putting their hands on yeah How do you how do you go after these guys? I'm thinking John Carroll looks like he's crying I'm thinking William Carroll was the one that was talking yeah, and then John Carroll threw the first punch

I do I go after Ed Jennings first. I give him the Don Zimmer Martinez. Yeah, I just grab his head and fucking throw him out of the way But at the same time you might think it's one of the younger guys cuz they're stupider Henry John Carroll the same exact person. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they are Yeah with a little bit older face father-son getting their ass beat together the H Yeah, what is saying what is going on here with this group? That's such a strange huh Wow Biz American hero even though he's Canadian I

Fucking love it. It's seriously. It's like a it's it's a it's a badass movie. Yep. He's Jason Bourne. He's John Wick mm-hmm He stands out Washington I'll just fucking kill all you. I need them to do Rough and Rowdy. Denzel's an actor, I think the other two are characters. Also, even if you've got six people, if you're one of those guys that look like that, and the guy standing up to you is, I mean you might not know he's a hockey player, but look at him. He looks like he's fought. Yeah, he like he's his nose. Yeah. He's been in

battles before, he's he's in shape. Even at 6-on-1 I'm probably not taking my chances. Imagine being one of those guys and being an asshole, being drunk, trying to fight a guy 6-on-1, losing the fight, getting arrested, waking up the next day and realizing you fought a guy with a massive sports podcast and an army of fans behind you. What a mistake. And then your names get released. The videos want to come out, right? Getting your ass kicked was the least of your worries that was And all six of them are talking after like yeah, remember that they don't have one thing to be like that was cool Yeah, we we started it and we all got fucked up

I can't wait to if any of these guys are married to Go home to your wife be like don't look at the news. Yeah We all got we all got my big Do you think our six could take this no no absolutely not How would we go about it if we had to I would say please biz we're friends. I try to sell him some Getting close we have to poison him. I guess yeah poison Hey, I got a vape pen biz you wanna hit this I grab is not he couldn't say no Is that poison? Maybe.

All right. We'd hit him with the poison vape pen. It's our only chance. It would, we'd get him. Yeah, we would. We would get him with the poison vape pen. That is the only, you know, those six guys, if they just thought of poison vape pen, the whole thing would have gone down different.

Yeah, they date, you're right Danny, they definitely were like, oh we fucked that guy up. You see us knock him down once. Mm-hmm Now yeah, you got to at least slide yourself at that point that was worth it, right? Did they list the ages of these guys? I'm so curious. It's like anywhere from 21 to see if they could be 22 Yeah, it's tough to tell What idiots fucking this it like fires me up. Yeah, I want to be like I want to adopt me I Just like it when people I'm like in the same a close orbit to do something cool Yeah, bad ass makes me kind of feel like I did it tougher. Yeah, like no just like You know I have business and Rone's phone number. I feel sick. Yeah, like I did it tougher. Yeah, well no just like You know I have business and rones phone number. I feel sick

Yeah, like I would beat you physically and verbally yeah You have a stoolie on the street asked me how business doing I'm gonna pretend like I'm Immediate I just talked to him. He's doing all right. Yeah, but it does make me feel like it's also like in your head You're like oh, what if we ever had to like fight ESPN? Yeah, we got piss How would we do against who's like the ESPN? Are you talking about broadcast like say we had to finish us like a like anchorman when that the news channel fought this news Channel like how would we stack up? I might not do great against

We might not do great against ESPN. They have NFL players. We fucked the view up. Who could we fuck? We fucked the view up. Okay. Joy Reed. Nick, have you ever thought about taking on six guys at once?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Like father like son? Oh my, my dad's an animal. This used to happen all the time. Oh my God. You should have seen those six guys. They were huge.

Sucked them all. My dad was done with them. They were all exhausted. Napping. Drained. Smoking cigarettes. My dad beat them up so bad that I'd have a cigarette after. By the way, Mobile X is a new app-based mobile phone service where you pay only for data, talk and text you use.

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I don't know what fun we could do, but let's do something fun Is the office kind of empty pretty empty? The mouse X the only one that we even had to rebound. He's the only one that gambling cave. He only came in because he knew Stefan was bringing his dog. Yeah, that's true. I was thinking we could play, um, we could either play the game we were playing, we could play salad bowl, we could play, we could do sparkle, we could do something fun.

What do the people want? Yeah, if the chat wants us to do something, let's hear it. I haven't played Family Feud in a while. Oh. Family Feud? Should we do it like actual Family Feud style, where we have to do two teams? Divide the family? Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. We should play the Biz Six in Family Feud one day. Really, show them. Well, there are six of us. We could attack somebody. Oh. Malice? We should jump the Biz Six and Family Feud one day. Really show them. Well there are six of us. We could attack somebody. Oh, Malisek?

We should jump Malisek. We should jump Malisek. Let's see it, yeah, like, Malisek's a pretty average guy. Yeah? Let's see how an average guy would fare. He does think he's- Should I just go give him a noogie? He also thinks he's a,

yes, Kate, you should go give Malisek a noogie. Like a real one? Yeah. Yes. That should happen. What is that up? one? Yeah? Yes, that should happen Should we beat up Stefan and see if his dog really about him Doug's hanging out in there because he's jealous of Stefan's dog today Oh, he's putting it one for the good guy! One for Doug! Dougie! Yay!

Watch how Doug interacts with his co-workers. Oh no, back to work. That was fun, guys, but let's quit horsing around. Uh oh. Oh no. Did they see that? Oh no! Oh no! Oh Always about to the touchdown we need like a compilation of the moments people find out that we've been talking about I can talk. Love that guy. That's the best. Oh, he wants more.

Now he's just showing off. Yeah, what does Chad want us to do? A wheel to the Nugget Malice. Tell us something to do, Chad. We could just do we could do a salad bowl Was three on three yeah, we could do salad bowl. I haven't done in a while. That's not true for a week and a half Yeah, that's that is true Donnie posted a great picture of white socks Dave's hair again. Oh Let's count his hairs great. Yeah, I think first one to a hundred is a check giving us anything TJ. Oh God oh

Cuz it looks so good at the restaurant topographical map at the bottom of a Swiffer For the procedure do you shave it they all have you just to grab it and take it off. Yeah, Dave's Stand in a swift wind. Oh, Ralph. Ralph, what? He was wearing a winter hat. That is so bad. Some of it looked wet. It looks like a popsicle that fell,

or a lollipop fell to the ground. For me, it's the part that goes all the way to the bottom right of the photo. Look how long those are Yeah, those are the ones he throws over it's a to pay I just want to take a lint roller over the top of that. It'll come right up Is he still here? Yeah, I think they're doing a draft though the I Did it to my

to no one's Benefit except my own I saw Donnie this morning and in the kitchen We're just chatting I was just like excited for turkey and he started talking about it. I was like, oh, oh, he's like Oh, I'm kind of nervous and I was like, oh cuz you're deciding whether you fry it. Yeah, I love it It was just for myself. The funniest only for me That is he said he's a little nervous that photo is a Double dough. It's a he's bald and he's very short. Don That photo is a double-dote.

He's bald and he's very short. Donnie just had to go like that. Yeah. Donnie had to crouch down. To take that, yeah. He has zoomed on his camera and crouched. He, it is funny that we're like completely forgetting in talking about Turkey that they're just bringing

five random stools. 10. 10? Yeah, I think it's 10. Okay, that's crazy. It's over eight. How much money do they have for this trip? That they're just bringing five random stool ten ten Okay, that's crazy over eight money. They have for this trip. They're out the stoolies have to pay everything themselves Oh, wow, so I think they're just going there's stoolies that wanted hair transplants, but they I Think they like some company. Yeah, I think they're comforted that that Donnie has been there before and it's like a guide which I would be Oh, yeah, like it's it's basically like alright If you had to say barstool

Who would you trust against six dudes biz who would you trust in a precarious international incident Donnie Donnie? But he would also be the one to get you in it. Yeah, that's true And who would you least trust in a precarious and international incident? in a precarious international incident. White Sox even made spokes. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah. So it's going to be a... It's the unstoppable force

versus the immovable object. What percent of hair transplants don't take? That's a great question. And if we can get that percent for Dave, it would be so funny. Yeah, put that order in right now. Wait, Eddie is going? Yeah, Eddie's going, but I know Eddie,

and he seems on the fence about getting the actual transplant, so that means he's definitely not getting the transplant. I still don't understand. I feel like his hair's fine. Yeah, he's got a bad crown. Who else is going? Eddie, Dave? Ken Jack, Rudy.

Rudy doesn't need to go either. Yeah, he does. Kate ended that. Kate, it's Kate's fault. Yeah, it was Kate's fault. The drone, it was the drone. Ken Jack apparently is the worst. Ken Jack? Yeah.

I never noticed that. knows wear hats all the time So I had that bad to just shave your head like I don't mind a bald guy at all Yeah, I don't know guys are hot. They're going by what you want to they want to feel beautiful. I Want Dave's to work really well on him to have just very long hair. Yeah. Mm-hmm Down to the lower back. That would be so funny. I want his big bobby hair. That would be way funnier than what he has now. I think we're underestimating how good that period

where they can't wear hats is gonna be. They're gonna be walking around with scabs looking like, it's gonna look disgusting. Right, and they're gonna be in content every single day. With their heads swollen bleeding again I think we should add to the wheel someone's got a cream Dave's head it's like a year to get back to normal after those right like for your hair to grow out when do they get back the sixth that's gonna be an electric. We're gonna have to have them all come one at a time Yeah, we should have shaved them in here yesterday. Yeah

You have to fully shave. Yeah, we're gonna have to put a cone around way so I saves next Yeah, he's done So funny What TJ any any ideas from the chat or no a lot of people saying? Salad bowl a lot of people saying family feud a lot of people saying goal ball a lot of people saying Try and do something with the gauntlet like set the record. Oh a lot of people saying anything, but sporkle, please okay anything but sporkle please okay goal ball we haven't played goal ball in a long ass time should we play a little round of goal ball would mind that at all all right I'm lost without my partner though or go three Malasak well

I need to move the goal well I was gonna tell him to move it. Yeah, but. You don't wanna be on mic. All right, so spin for teams, and then we'll do a round robin. So everyone plays everyone once, and then championship. Do we not have a second goal? I don't think we have a second goal. We don't have a second goal. Fuck.

Right, if we don't play. I thought we did. Can we make one? Can we make a little impromptu? Is there one behind the body armor wall? Oh, yeah, there's a yellow one back there and uh Oh my god, he's so bad at walking I well those shoes seem very flat Are Achilles injuries the new covid? Yeah, I feel like they're just going around. I think it's the new covid

It's just spreading like crazy. Just my Trico stand stand for two weeks Regs Mike Trico Aaron Rodgers her cousin her cousin Brandon we had Kirk. I'm on tomorrow's part of my taking realized like talking about his Achilles injury. It's like It's you like oh man Achilles injury. Yeah, like I know a guy who had that it's like yeah, but he got it on an NFL football Regs got it playing a Stupid game where he took one wrong step a little bit different little different little bit different All right, they're getting the goal I Missed goalball last time. What? It's blindfold.

And then it's teams of two. And so everyone's blindfolded. And it's first to three. And you roll the ball. And you try to stop. It looks ridiculous. Oh, look at that. There's one net.

Are they the same size? Oh, yeah, they are. All right, so you want to spin for teams? Love that. So teams of two. We're also due for another like experiment day. Like where we had the parachute. Oh yeah! Science fair day. We should do a science fair day. Can you help us with goalball? We need rebounders. science fair day. Can you help us with goal ball?

We need rebounders. We should have a day where we have to make a projectile weapon. We come in with it and hit each other with what we made like that. Rockets. Yeah. Catapult. Trebuchet. All right. So spin the first two. We'll play the second two and then the last remaining two

will be next up. We'll play the second two and then the the last remaining two will will be next up Okay, Nick is paired with anybody but Danny We went defeated Try to do the strategy of making us tall yeah Yeah. Where we lay on the floor. Oh, easy dub. Yeah. Easy dub. You don't know that.

Yeah, we're going to lose. All right. And then Titus. We need the bouncy ball, not a basketball. I guess a soccer ball would work, too. All right, Danny. Danny, Brandon, you and I are not a basketball. I guess a soccer ball would work too. All right Danny. Danny, Brandon, you and I are on a team. We're next up, so you gotta come announce with me.

All right, so first the three, and then winner stays on and plays the second team, and then the losing team comes back on. So we'll go records for the for the championship round will be records and then the tiebreaker will be margin of defeat. Oh, Nick matching outfits. Oh, Brandon, we got a good we're good for I love goalball. Yeah, such a ridiculous game. I think the soccer ball would be fine. Or if we have one of those bouncy balls.

I think Jerry after dark took all the blindfolds. I don't know where they are. Do you want to do these? That's correct. Tommy John ad-reach? Yes. I want to talk to you about Tommy John. It is that time of year.

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Welcome. Hang out and watch some global. Chae, what ad do you think Brandon just did? It sounded like Mando. Okay. Yeah. What ad do you think it said for advertiser number five Mmm, I would be wrong. It's a Tommy John said Tommy John Okay, okay, all right, all right, all right and it ain't looking good for tomorrow. Yeah, ain't looking good for tomorrow, buddy Yeah, we already pre-taped that we know so we're gonna set it back to zero We'll see you Monday, okay, see you Monday buddy

Alright, bye. Hey Dante. What's up? Nothing man. Where is everybody? I think everyone's taking off for Thanksgiving What's your crazy fucking ass? You look so fucking tan man. It's two days away. I agree You can't just come into the office on Tuesday and be like where's everybody? No, so tan I was in st. Pete Okay It's a little nicer than it is up here. Yeah on there. We're playing go ball Love it. You do you know how go ball works? Yeah, I saw you and when did you invent that like we didn't the bar line people did To be fair. I don't know the blind people invented it. I think they did

All right, you guys ready? Let's go. They have set up the net What's up, Dundee? What are you doing here? Uh, checking in, you know. Nice. I brought Paige a plant. Oh, nice. Paige is the green thumb like me. Why does it seem like you're here for nefarious reasons?

Why do you... I don't know. It just seems like you're just... No, not at all. How are the bars doing? For the most part, good. Why was the pause? City's just... These kids.

Brandon Johnson. What was it, you still own part of John Boy, right? Yeah. Why do you, you did a tweet that was bashing John Boy that was pro-farm. No, it was saying how good John Boy does with a certain demographic and farm hasn't gotten there yet. Yeah. Oh, so it was bashing farm. Yeah. He's like, men go to the John Boy one or women go, what was it? Yeah, it's just all women

at the farm. So it was bashing John Boy. No, just saying. It was saying the men have figured out how to go to John Boy to get the women, but they haven't figured out how to go to the farm yet. No, it's just all, it's all guys. There's 500 guys outside trying to figured out how to go to John Boy to get the women, but they haven't figured out how to go to the farm. You know, it's just all it's all guys. There's 500 guys outside trying to get in every night. And John Boy. Yeah. And so then go to the farm. Yeah.

The farm has all the women. Yeah. Got it. All right. Ready? Go. All right. It's first to three.

So it's Nick and Kate. Are these schools smaller? It's what we had, man. I don't know what to tell you. We'd be closer. I don't like I don't know what to tell you. Should we be closer? I don't know that either. These are the same goals, right? Oh.

Oh, one nothing. Yep, one nothing Titus and Danny. Kate, somehow doing those jumping jacks with your back to the ball didn't help at all. They just suck. Who's on their back? That's Nick, Taraney. Oh, good throw.

Oh, good throw. Oh, fuck. I Oh, good throw. You got him, but you didn't get a goal. He put some mustard on that one. Oh, Danny, with the spin? Is that some English? I think maybe this ball is too loud. The ball might be too loud. Because I feel like this is easier.

Stop. I think you just need to throw it harder. I think you got to throw it. Yeah, I think I'll throw it harder. We're going to throw it hard. this is easier. Stop. I think you just need to throw it harder. I think you gotta throw it. Yeah, I think I'll throw it harder. We're gonna throw it hard. Whip it. This is great. We also just gotta make sure we're... Yeah.

All right. Yeah, it is a little loud. It's a little loud. I think you need to do one bounce. This is so wrong. Try to one bounce it. And by the time their ears tell them where the bounce is, the ball's already by it.

Oh. It sounds by it. Oh. That sounds like it went wide. Went wide, yeah, went wide. Do we have a quieter ball? Can we get some feedback on where these balls are going? Miss, you missed. Wide right. Or like, what the hell's going on at all?

You missed wide right. Okay. Kate now has a ball. Oh, Kate is not playing. Kate's a not playing. Good block, tightest defend. Spider, do we have a quieter ball or no? Get a nerf one. We had the squishy ones. Get a nerf ball. Oh yes, get that. Yes, hold on. Wait, how many shots is each side made it's one nothing but but who shot first I'll just start all right no no shoot Danny Danny all right new ball new ball you guys have both shot the same amount of time we're using

the silent basketball what the silent basketball yeah you can roll it silent basketball is gonna be lethal there's Nick I don't know what Nick is doing the silent basketball is gonna be awesome all right you guys ready? Here we go. Nick just doesn't want to get up It's not even gonna make it Basketball rules. Oh, oh, that is to one to one tight as a answer. This is it. We, we. We just created a three point line. Scoring's gonna go crazy. Oh, two! Two, two!

Oh man. Did that hit him in the head? Yeah. Okay, you hit him in the head. Good, I thought you were... Kate, you hit him in the head. Good! Here we go. Here's Danny. Miss! Right, right. I didn't quite learn where it is.

What are you doing? Come on! You guys get rebuttals though. Oh, she's quiet. Oh, what a stop! What a stop! Oh, that's game. Oh, what a stop! What a stop! Oh, that's game Titus and Danny! Are you kidding? Yeah!

Alright, stay out there. Uh, Kaden, Kaden, you're shit. Stay out there. Dude, the solid basketballs. This isn't in? Yeah. Now we're gonna end it. No, no, no. The solid basketballs.

I think it's a play-by-play. You can't hear anything. My ball is so hard. No. That's crazy. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it.

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I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm pretty good at hurts. I get balls pretty hard. Aww man. Not at all. Brian, is your head too big for an adult shirt to wrap around? Get it! So as a bar owner, is tomorrow Black Wednesday like Christmas for you?

Dude, it used to be. Yeah, yeah. Not anymore? It's not what it used to be. Really? Yeah. These younger kids don't go hard like we used to. Really?

Yeah. You hate to hear that? I know. It's really depressing and sad. It's not just here either. But I think you own't you own city bars I feel like black Wednesday all is about going to your hometown bar. Yeah, I agree with that But there's still a lot of kids coming back to the city. It's not just here either. It's

We see it in Cleveland Columbus drinking again, no, I just I think Obviously the older you get You're the less you go out to Mars during the week and then the younger generation just didn't really fill in It's unfortunate. It's life. All right, here we go Pick hat and Brandon verse Kate and Nick the losers They haven't started yet mark Cat and Brandon versus Kate and Nick, the losers. Yeah, put your hand down. All right, this way. They haven't started yet, Mark.

So we gotta have the hands, and then you gotta know where the goal ball is. Big Cat, Brandon holding hands. Definitely Brandon's idea. Kate and Nick on the defensive. Brandon, that's way too big of a five hole. Are you guys starting or are we? There you go.

You guys are starting. Brandon, roll that ball up, Brandon. Roll the ball towards the ball. To your left, to your left. Who's got the ball? I have. Throw it out. You folks. All right, so. Brandon looks afraid. Kate with the kick. Wide right. Oh no, we have an injury already. Both Big Cat and Nick are going the plank. Big Cat jammed his pinky.

Oh no. That's not good. Same pinky, that almost got cut off. There's a massive, very wide, between Nick and Kate. Yeah, they're leaving room for the Holy Spirit between them, Nick and Kate. Yo, so're leaving room for the Holy Spirit between them, Nick and Kate. Yo, so you were just scoring on Nick,

like rolling it right up him like a ramp. Oh, just like rolled right over top of him? Yeah, right on top. How was mine? I was kind of bowling. You went wide right a few times. All right, good to know. Danny, the key is just go fast.

Yeah, all right. As soon as you get it. I at first didn't get any guidance on it if I was even remotely close. Cause when they think they're on offense, they're not ready for defense. You're so right. I feel like Brandon and Dan should have a huge advantage

watching you guys just play. They haven't even come close to score. Brandon on all fours. Brandon is like one minute away from being just completely disoriented. Goal! There we go! One nothing. A shot. Brandon's about to be dizzy and need to lay down.

Can't be good for his Achilles. Wide right Big customer up to bats he winds up and it is extremely friend and you're getting further off It's part of the game Dante don't take it personally, he says that to me all the time As is the case with most things I think Brandon stamina is going to All that kneeling be a problem. Oh That was probably our closest shot yet. Nice defense Wide left

We have Nick up, oh very wide. Big Cuss is up for redemption and he is not going to get it even further than the last time. This game's gonna take forever. Yeah, idea, try throwing it straight. Kate kicked it towards us. Shut up, you're lying. I'm lying, you kicked it into the studio.

What? Yeah, we're getting cocky enough to start kicking. I think we should focus on throwing that last game to keep going in the studio. No, she hit you in the face. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was a kick. That was a kick. She smoked it. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Stop Nick. Nick on the defensive right in the tummy. Nick winding up interesting throwing position and it is incredibly far wide right. Still one nothing. Yeah, one. Make something safe the other time.

Brandon. Nice shot. A blocked goal. Brandon nice shot. Oh! A blocked goal. Brandon that was a good shot though. That was where I'm hitting. Yeah that was a good spot but... Do you think Nick realizes half of his body isn't blocking the goal? He's got his waist in line with the...

He's waiting on a paramedic. The edge of the goal. And now he's slowly rotating to where he's I mean he might as well not even be there No one is getting past Nick's little crevice there Had though so the middle of the goal for the audio listeners is wide open Kate scissoring her legs just hoping a ball through it and we have a goal This is anticipated as like a soccer goal for how infrequent it is. All right right Nick is winding up What is big cat do oh a slight bounce could this be oh

Another nice. Oh Another nice block guys Gravity and momentum helped me team Brandon and big head out there Brandon is winding up He goes with the overthrow rarely a goal goal but we have a goal here nice shot all right Mark all right guys we got an injury all right this should be a good game. Why are you telling me now? I didn't want to intervene. Tell me! Fuck my lips. Oh no. You gotta watch this back.

Is it bad? It's bad. I was just out of goal? Yes. That's bad. Oh my god. That's a big ass cape. They look like oil sheiks.

They look like a... And Titus was just rolling them up your body like a ramp. Fuck. I was just leading them into your body like a ramp. Fuck. I was just leading them into the goal. Yeah. How am I out of breath right now? My heart's pounding. I don't understand.

Kate, you smoked Titus in the face with a kick. Did I? Hell yeah. It was pretty good. You guys go first. I guess my turn. Oh, wow, I am just out. I'm perfectly, I'm taking up as little space as possible.

Uh-huh. I kept reaching to feel your feet. I just thought the goal was way better. Are those two sitting up the whole time? Uh, no, Dan was laying down like, yeah, and waving his leg in the air. How did he jam his pinky so bad? Doing what?

He went down on his like belly and he We can't do anything around here without somebody Yes You're gonna go no blindfolds and Brandon's just ruining it. Brandon said yes before he went. That's the one thing you can't do. He said yes as the ball went in. He can't do that. Alright, blindfolds. Sorry.

Titus looks like the cool guy from The Mummy. Brandon. Hey, Jeth. Hold on. Where you at? Right here. Hold on, let's make sure, alright. I'm on my knees.

Yeah, that's what Dan is doing the whole time. Okay, yeah. You gotta watch out for the balls though, because this one's a lot denser. No, you are. The ball hit my hand and my hand went into my own balls. I just had a ball. Oh!

Goal! That was nicely done. That was really nicely done. So it's one nothing, because the first That was nicely done. That was really nicely done. So it's 1-0 because the first goal did not count? That was cheating, blatant cheating. Okay. Here goes Brandon. I didn't know you could throw it that hard either.

Really? Oh, a tightest stop. I was trying to wail it. That was a smooth roll by Danny. Oh! Oh, what a save, what a save. Save. What a save. I thought.

Spider spider waved it off. All right. I trust. No goal. That go in. No, that was save of the day. Now another good one. I think Danny can see through that. That was way too quick of an action.

I agree. Yeah, Danny's cheating. We'll say it. Yeah. Is that even over his eyes or is that just on his forehead? Good technique. Good technique. We're not playing against Kaden.

Big Cat Stonewall. Goal. Goal! Goal! One-one Brandon! I caught the one. No it didn't! You're in the goal. What a goal Brandon.

One-one Brandon! You guys are too far in the goal. That's for sure. What a goal. Sorry. We're too far in the goal? Yeah. Titus, I'll tell you after the game's over that you're inside of the goal.

That's a save. Big Cat's on fire right now. He's good. He's really good at this. Let's see, what are we going to get? Did that go in? Oh, brilliant. Off the post.

Fuck! Right post. Excellent mind game attempt. Yeah, Titus looks cool as hell with this thing on his face. Dude they found the mug shots of the we want to know exactly what i want to wild group wild of

all this is awesome all of the did not only cross the line Oh, this is awesome. Oh, no good, no good. Did not fully cross the line. Thanks, Jake. That's gotta be a good workout. How you doing? Why ride to the right? A long game. Brandon's approach seems to be do nothing.

That's what he had. Make no effort. Did he not even know it's his turn? He might be napping. No, it's not his turn. Well, because standing. Wide left. Yep. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He manifested that. No-brainer. It was a no-brainer. Damn. Oh, a quick one by tight end. Oh, Brandon, yeah, yeah, you manifest no brainer. No brainer. Yeah. Oh a quick one by tightest Don't move Brandon's not even getting up to throw the ball Brandon's not even getting up to throw the ball. It's like Patrick Roy out there. Goal. Easy goal.

You're way out of place, Big Cat. No, Brandon, you're good. Big Cat cat you're way out of place You're good now, oh, I'm not I don't know Sorry, I think it's to to not sure to to next point wins. Top shot right? Big cat playing a waiting game here. Oh look at him, he's playing smart. He's kicking on their toes. Place kicker.

He's just gonna get wide left again. Yeah, the other team's starting to get antsy and anxious. Way wide left. Way to the left. Fuck! What is he doing? Listen, we can't talk. We got swept. Goal game! Wow! That was a heater. Not quite by him. Who threw that? It went a little fast.

It went a little fast If Brandon would lay down I would stop it Wants to sit up He feeling the the line on the court? He is. Serious game. He's trying to feel for the bulge. Great coverage by Titus and Danny right now. Nope.

Not even close. Yes! Where the hell was I? That was a good match. That should be best of three that was a good matchup There were a few things I think Danny could Danny could actually Yo, yeah, you made a You made an unbelievable save TJ. Can you show me when I was most sad? It was that you know when I was most out of position

Fuck my I didn't know you could fuck you you get injured playing goal ball like Jam my pinky Can you show me TJ when I was just way out of the I don't know where oh oh no Brandon that was he didn't want to lay down. Yeah, No, but yeah, you should have laid down, but look how far out. Oh my god. Oh. Oh.

I was doing that every time. I was flailing. That was for the win off the post. Yeah, that was beautiful. Oh man. That was beautiful. Brandon didn't, he was. I saw.

Why was Brandon sitting like that? I saw there was a gap between Brandon and the post, and I thought I could hit the ball. I thought I could. Why were you sitting? Why weren't you laying down down he wanted to take up the least amount of space oh Brandon I Need a nice bath I Like the most pathetic injury you can have is breaking your pinky in gold ball

Yeah, those boys are a lot denser you feel hit. You said you're being honest with your doctor. My pinky's already blown up. Oh it's swollen. It's actually swollen. Yeah. You said you're being honest with your doctor. So I you know you'll have fun telling this. You'll have fun telling this. Daniel how much goal ball have you been playing? You know it's dangerous. Fuck. First ever goal ball related injury or? I or getting a goal ball injury right before Thanksgiving Danny did you feel the rush? I? There I'll your watch all your senses are blocked. It is fun to watch because we look ridiculous. Yeah, it was entertaining Ridiculous um all right should we should we do a dug hunt? Yeah? Yeah, so how should we do this? Let's look he won't know about it

So somebody should go in his big got him and then somebody else is up or should we have them hide and then spin the wheel? If your name comes up we have a phone that's zoom and you gotta go find love it I think it's a race. I think it's I think two people we put Doug somewhere and then two people Race to see who can find we patch into spy cams. Yeah. Doug is our golden snitch. Who can, who can get to, or maybe, I mean, fuck it, we could do everybody. Yeah, first one to find Doug. Six spy cams? We could do everybody and whoever finds him first wins. It's like reverse fighting seek. Doug! No, I think we do two. Yeah, a tournament. Yeah, tournament. Tournament style. Then the final will be three. That's how we played growing up, Doug Hunter. Yeah. we would do a tournament bracket Doug hunt

Where's Doug when you miss? Stefan's new dog pops up Doug hunt I Bet you he's really good at hiding Doug we're gonna hunt you Says all right So no other questions. So. It just says alright. So. No other questions. It's gonna be 1v1. Okay.

We're gonna spin the wheel. And the two people have to go find you. And you can hide anywhere in the office. Let's say no loading dock. Okay. Do you want to say no back like green screen room to keep it? Listen, what do you guys think? I think keep it wide open. Yeah, I don't know why don't you have to be indoors? Where's Brandon within the parameters of yeah, okay still obviously but I can do that

Okay, and then so when someone finds you come back here because we'll reset okay And could you can you like giggle when we find you? Yeah, yeah, that's a nice. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. First one to tickle Doug. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Brandon. Where the fuck did he go? Is he already on the hunt? Should we find Brandon instead? Yeah. Where is Brandon? It's probably easier to play. Not having a camera in the kitchen is a big's a big mess Oh Donte you don't have to hang out here We're doing Doug hunt. Sorry. I know that was yeah, we probably should have told you that you can hunt for Doug another time. Yeah Great seeing you

Tell Brandon to get back here or you can hang out if you want to do Doug hunt with us He's good sure it looks like he's got a business meeting. All right. There he is. He's hurt, man. All right, so let's spin the wheel, find the two people that are hunting Doug first. How much time do I have to hide?

I think you go right now. Just go now. Go now. With haste. Like two minutes, at least? Yeah, go right now. Just go now. With haste. Two minutes, at least. Yeah, go right now, because we've got to still spin the wheel. Hurry, Doug, hurry. All right, so the first two people up are on the wheel,

and then you've got to join the Zoom. And then as soon as the second person is picked, we just start running. Well, no, we'll wait a second and join the Zoom. It is. Wow. Brandon. Brandon, get your phone. Join the Zoom. Brandon doesn't feel like he's in on Doug Hunt.

Is anyone catching that vibe? You don't want to find Doug? You'd rather him be lost? You want Doug to be lost forever? This is going to take forever. What? What does that mean? This is going to take forever. What? What does that mean? I am good at this stuff.

Let's see. Are two most hobbled? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good call. And I'm wearing clogs. People. Which is tough.

Oh, hold on. Let me take these off. All right. Wait. What are Doug's instructions? Just hide? Or they hide? What are we playing for?

You find Doug and get him home? I mean Doug, you get to take him to Thanksgiving. You get to keep winter gets Doug Right, but what? What are Doug's instructions is he first floor only second floor no, no it's all over the no loading dock No loading all right, but wait flip your cameras Oh, no the other way the other way quick, oh my Brandon You look fine. Turn your camera around Brandon. You look old. He doesn't know how to turn Yeah, he's that's old just hold it the other way doesn't know how to turn it around

Does anyone know how to upload videos that doesn't know how to turn around? All right, three two one. I'm jpeg Brands we together Each other against each other can't Doug can't split a dog Clearly he pops there's Brands gonna take the elevator you guys have any you have any guesses where's where Doug's gonna take the elevator you guys have any guess you have any guesses as we're Hey, you know what to ask What if this just takes way too long what what's the point of my zone if you're just gonna be right here I just do a card. Hmm. Where's your brother? Are you coming today? What if he hid really well?

Bray's still in the elevator. Yeah, Kate's checked three rooms. You probably should have told him to not hide too well. Oh no, I'm cool with this, because I love the reveal. Okay. Bray's going so slow. What? There's a so slow.

What is a glass door? I wonder what's behind this glass door. Doug's not that good. He's deep. I feel like you need to give that room a little bit more of a check. He might just go. He's going to go do his shit. Yeah, he's going to pee.

Everybody always hides in Chicago. Kate's still downstairs. Oh yeah, good dog hunt music. Oh oh man anybody in here what's a blood man he's always behind you if Kate turn around right now he'd be behind her yeah I don't know that. Okay. Keep that for you. Where the fuck is Doug? Doug, get away from my ankles. Does Brandon actually think?

Don't you fucking do it! Is Doug under the hat? He's gotta it he's done under the hat he's got a check it's our dogs under that I know he's not over the hat because he would never be under there He just skipped a room. Oh, that's so funny. Brandon, you lost. Get down here. Hell yeah, Doug. Oh, fuck, guys. That was good. That was incredible. I would have never guessed.

Doug is in there. Oh. That was great. The reveal, you're right. It's funny every time. All right, bring Doug back. I am. Don't worry.

Get out of there, Doug. Oh, yeah. Bring back the whole thing. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm, bring Doug back. Yeah, don't worry. Get out of it.

Oh, yeah. Bring it back. The whole thing. That was perfect. Well, that was that was fun. You think Doug climbed over jumped in. Oh, oh. Oh Go ahead and get out of there Doug You're pretty good at this man, all right, what if he was fucking naked Alright Doug be careful time to hide again

Dude, I was only gonna look in the bin, and then I just happened to reach my hand in I don't know what I touched But it was warm you heard it said and he giggled All right, Doug go hide again do me a favor and tell Doug, no bathrooms. No bathrooms, Doug. No bathrooms. You sick boy. That was exciting. He hid in there. Pretty good. It was in the hallway. Right outside our studio, Brandon.

What a rush. Alright, I'm up. I didn't really think I was going to find him. Oh, man. He was way under there, too. So you didn't see him from the surface? Not at all. I just dug my hand down in there.

I really thought he was going to be under water. Why can't I join the meeting? What the fuck? I'm going to find the fuck out of Doug. No, I liked your intuition. Look, I got an update. Hold on. I got an update. Oh, yeah. Look. That's a of Doug. No, I liked I liked your intuition That's a good dog hey TJ saying a meeting idea hold on. Oh, I'm updating my zoom Oh

Thanks Ryan, oh we should find Ryan next all that could take days Yeah, we got a work up to that look at look at look at honches Stefan let him lose Turn them loose turn them loose Stefan. Let him free. Turn him loose! Turn him loose, Stefan! Let him free. Get your ass over here, Huck! Huck! Hey, Huck! Huck!

Huck! There we go! Puffy! Puffy! That's a good boy. That's a good guy. Oh my! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! How you doing? Aw. That's a good boy. Nice, sweet guy. Damn good dog.

Yep. All right, where's Danny? Wait, he's gotta let me join. Good tail curl on that fella. Yeah. You're good. Come on, come on. All right, there's the big cat. It's up in the top left.

It's up in the top left. Look at his baby. It's boxed. Uh-oh. Huck got away. Where's Danny? Danny, you in? Okay.

All right, boys. Where's Danny Danny you in? Okay, all right boys Go find Doug needs to reverse this top left Three two one go go hunt They're following each other yep, I feel like no one knows the office better than big cat So that's it. I would assume Doug will be using the second floor here Bluttman's are like the butler in There everywhere man. What was that? The lady karate chop video game?

Yeah. Lara Croft? Tomb Raider. Tomb Raider. Remember the butler that would follow you around her compound? No. Okay, nevermind. Was that animal on Star Trek that just kept reproducing and reproducing and reproducing? By the end of the episode there were millions of them?

Oh, the gibblers. Yeah, I think those are Blutmans. I found one under a... something. I don't know, I ran out of gas on that sentence. In the Lara Croft game you can train on her compound. And if you go, if she like slows down. Oh, I would love to train on Lara Croft's compound. What does that mean?

But the baller would catch up to you. You hear his little tray jingling with the ice she's the hot she's the hottest video game character right um Conquerors bad for that fur day. There's a flower with bear titties It was a you could see it was a well the naked titties. It was my first set yeah Samus What was that Samus? Oh? Yeah When she got electrocuted, you could see her. Oh at the end of the game, you see her too. I was thinking the smash bros, you

could pause it. Why are you on the wrong floor? You think he can't hear me? No, I started here. He's nowhere to be found. Who do you think's winning right now Brandon I don't know I don't I don't see Doug going downstairs twice no yeah I definitely oh shit yeah you can hear us but Danny's upstairs he's I could see Doug going downstairs twice yeah Doug could imagine if he was in the bin again it would work that little minx there's so many nooks and crannies here oh yeah you don't realize it till Imagine if he was in the bin again It would work that little minks There's so many nooks and crannies here. Oh, yeah, you don't realize it till you're only Well, that's a good one that was a good spot if it yeah

It's big cat now upstairs, I can't tell where big can there a chance you just went home I would be funny You're lying I think he's not okay don't lie Connor doesn't lie Connor a lie sometimes oh about what oh to get a to get a girl Willie oh this is tough. You seen Doug? You seen Doug? You ever seen Doug? Connor once lied to a girl while fucking her. What? What was he saying? I don't know, I just... Doug!

We got some ricochet here to see. The wrestlers are here? Yeah, I'll get them in a second. You got ricochet? Yeah, ricochet. So I'm second. You got Ricochet? Yeah, Ricochet's here. That's awesome. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to go interview him. The band? Oh.

No, the wrestler. Where's Danny Lord? It'd be funny if they found Ricochet. Where the hell is Danny Lord? Wait, I think Big Cat's about to pass up Ricochet, I think. We should surprise Doug and send Ricochet to find Doug. Got him. Oh, Ricochet, if I know him, he could find him easy.

He'd be parkour-coronel around the office. Mm-hmm. Gotta check the freezer. You gotta check the water. That's a mincy spot. Make sure your freezer's closed. Where the fuck is he? Where, yeah, where is he?

Do we have a time limit at a certain time he wins? Yeah, I mean, Doug should win, right? He's gotta be away from me. Yeah, Doug wins. If he was in the popcorn machine. He's good, Doug. Really good, He's really good. He's really good. It wouldn't just be right there, not the Doug I know. Where the fuck is Doug?

Where's Doug? Hmm. I give up. Oh wow. I don't give up Danny's not getting up a lot of breath are you giving up or not? As Danny was jogging across the basketball court he was looking up in the Raptors. He was yeah. Doug climbed up there. Doug's in the pipes. Doug climbed up there and Doug's in the pipes. It's big. I think where's Doug is going to work. Doug might answer back by accident, you never know. Well, we're all up in the freezer. This is a good one. This is a good one.

This is a really good one. This is the hardest level I've ever seen in Doug Hunter. Yeah, this would make me just give up. Where could Doug be? This, I bet somebody could you could hide in here for quite some time. Oh, yeah. What is this macro? Check under White Sox's hat. Or Chicago.

Nobody knows how to find the macro dosing studio. Oh, he's out there. I found it for the first time today looking for Doug. Oh, wow. I thought it was on this side of the office. Oh, no, it's back there with our warehouses. Yeah, I had no clue. And it's really pleasant in there.

Is it? Nice little escape, yeah. He's lost! He's lost! Oh there escape yeah it's the law he's law oh no Doug's lost we lost dog we didn't think of a hat what all right come back let's do a someone call his family still celebrate we lost your son at the office today hum yeah we lost Doug. Doug's lost. I think... Doug win. I think they've lost Doug before.

Doug? Should Nick and Titus just join this round? Yeah, why not? Just join on your phone. Oh wait, we need to access? Yeah, I texted it to the hacker. Alright, two more are entering the chat. Nick and Titus are on their way.

Nick and Titus are coming to join the hunt. There goes Big Kip. It was a good workout too. And there goes Lukey. Titus, you in? I think he's somewhere not that crazy, but you gotta really. He's in front of it, he does it.

Yep, there you gotta really... How is he in front of it, is that it? Yep, there you are. You just gotta flip your camera. This is fun, this is like Mario Party. I'm gonna put a banana down. You can't find God. I'm not gonna run. I'm gonna be a little more... Yeah, measured. Be measured, Titus.

Be measured. Be cool about it. Make sure I don't run right past him. Yeah. Okay, what if he's just sitting in the production studio doing his job? That would probably work. Did he leave? I think we would have seen him over there, Titus.

Hold on! Uh oh. What was that? What? I thought maybe he was in the elevator. Yeah, I like watching this. Alright. That'd be hard.

I don't know where he is. Kate takes naps in there. Yep. Surrounded by the balls. He'll at home. Temperature controlled. Really? The balls or the room are the balls and balls filled with come

oh balls oh we got a new door I got one last spot, then I give up. I feel like we're seeing a lot of real estate that's been already looked... Oh, he's going in. Oh! Nobody's checked that studio. Oh shit, that would be crazy. He's going in the Yak Studio. Done!

And he's seeing no... I haven't seen anybody going to PMT. Do wrestlers wear cups? I don't know, I'll ask him. I would imagine there's a lot of harrowing injuries. Yeah. In that department. You guys really haven't seen Doug?

I would mess with my head. I think they wear nice tight tights. No one's seen Doug? A lot of their moves are designed to protect their testicular region. You guys seen Doug? This is a flex for Doug. Four grown men, one of them is an athlete.

Way better than Mincy. Yeah. Not that that's surprising. Just think he hit somewhere cold once. Making sure. Didn't bother me. I know all these spots have been stacked already, but.

Oh, what's that sure is there somebody's got him who is that oh my god stairs a hidey hole it's over boys oh we must have heard them running back and forth good job Doug where Doug! Under the stairs! Under the stairs on the way up! Oh my god! He is good! I went past him like 3 times! Never would have looked there!

Shit! You son of a bitch Doug! He's good, he's the best we got. Good job, Nick. You know when you jam your finger it actually feels good? That's where I'm at right now. You know like that, well like that like, ow. I'm in that. Alright so, Kate versus Nick for the finals.

That's right. And then we'll send everyone on their way. I cheated. I went into where you sit in the control room and I smelled one of your items and I was able to track you down. I think that's smart though. I don't know, is that cheating? No, he's a dog.

I'm a dog. What a spot. All right, Doug, finals. Kate versus Nick. You're so dirty, Doug. That was crazy. I heard lots of stares above me when people were like, I heard Danny on Zoom. I was a lot of stairs above me when people were like I heard Danny on

Zoom I was just running around just saying has anyone seen Doug. I heard that too I almost started praying to Anthony at one point all right All right, oh, he just thought oh no. Oh, yeah And he's off and he's off so Hmm okay, so that actually makes it a little easier because you know he's not down that hallway what's my strategy this time fuck all right you guys join how do I flip myself the top left corner it once Once they accept you. Oh, yeah Get out of yourself there Okay

Did you do honey Nick, oh, sorry here You take away the read on zoom I'm just gonna stay in my room. sugar remalt based teas. You're going to love the new high noon vodka iced tea. It's 90 calories. High noon vodka iced tea is great for any occasion under the sun and it comes in four delicious flavors. You've got to try original peach, lemon, and raspberry. Visit high noon spirits.com to find a pack near you. Hi, dude. That's what it's like to be me. All right. You guys ready? This is the finale of find Doug, Doug hunt.

All right. What comes down to this? Three two one go. Nick going back into the control room. Interesting. Would be an incredible move by Doug to backtrack. Really fuck us up. Hide right under your nose.

I looked at the control room, I thought that would have been genius if he had just gone back into the control room. Still no Doug? Alright, I trust you. So he hasn't gone upstairs yet, so you'd have to assume he's gonna go upstairs this time, right? Have to. He'd be a bad dog hunter if he didn't. Every time he's left the studio, he's turned left. And this is a problem too, where we're confusing ourselves, because I opened that.

So Nick thinks that someone opened it. Every time he's left, he's turned left. Or every time he's gone out, he's turned left. And then he's ended up left. I wonder... Was that a tell that he's in this room behind there? This side. He's not in the kitchen. It's kind of thrilling to be able to hide. Yeah, he really committed going into that staircase.

Hi, how are you? It's dusty under there. Do you mind if I look behind your desk, really? Thank you. No duck. No duck. Excuse me. You haven't seen a pleasant blonde gentleman come this way,

have you? I opened the macro-dosing studio door and Big T's just like, your friend's not in here. Yeah, he was not happy. Think he might've gone in the Chicago studio finally. They're taping something. I was also getting frustrated and I started kicking random piles.

It would've hurt him really bad. Like slamming open doors It sounds promising. She might want a. But I'm pretty sure I can already get that like. I'm going to guess behind the shower curtain. There is no shower curtain. Oh, trick question. Oh, you know where he is. Was there ever one? There was. Check in the Chicago studio.

Did you check in there? She said no. Yeah, that's what he would say. She wouldn't lie. She wouldn't lie. She doesn't lie. What a brat. It's not a shame. That's not a lie.

Behind the desk. Damn it, Doug's good a change. Yes, ma'am. Behind the desk? Damn it, Doug's good at this. What the fuck? Oh my god. You think shit? Nope. He thought about it for one second, nodded his head, smiled, and then left the studio to go hide. He's too good.

He's devious. Oh, the elevator. One second of thought, and then left the studio to go hide. He's he's too devious Oh the elevator one second of thought he knew he knew the perfect spot. I thought he was in the elevator I thought I was gonna get him Could he have gone back down the hallway they're not searching now There's this one closet door by like where the girls do tic-tacs on the side that'd be really good it was my first time ever opening it spider can you come here? you just grabbed me ice in a Ziploc bag. It's rolling up. Yeah. It's all right.

Where did you hit it on? I went, I like threw my hands because I thought I heard the ball down and it went like. Just drilled the ground. It just went sideways. Again, the most pathetic injury possible in goal ball. Is that the same pinky sacrifice every year for the bet? I guess it will be, because it's kind of... Oh.

What a great shirt. If it makes you feel better, my hand still hurts from shooting half quarters on the ground. It does make me feel better. The chest passes, like bending my finger back as I throw it. Yeah.

That does make me feel better. A certain number of times, and I still like, feel the ligaments in my hand or sore from that This might never end He's right there. I'm right there. Oh right there Champion dog finder the makes sense that would be the best at that Nick would be the best at finding Doug What a reveal Or I fucking love it

Of course oh man Yeah, next I got a heat seeking missile when it comes to Doug Doug is the best Thanks, oh, that's way too much ice. No, it's all right. There he is. Nick Turani, two time Doug hunting champ. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together. You're going to Disney World. There could only be one.

I'm gonna play this again, I might follow him home. I mean it's fitting that you were the best at finding Doug. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll find him everywhere. Where was he this time? Under a moving cloth, a moving blanket. It was perfectly dog shaped. But he was sitting right here and we said one more time, Doug, and he goes, okay. I think he's been there before.

So he normally just hides. He thought it through. He thought it through to be under that blanket? That's where he hides from Stefan during the day. Oh, that's right. I recommend viewers, if you live in the Chicago area, try to find him. Yeah, find Doug.

It's exhilarating for sure. Tweet us when you find him. I found him. Yeah, I'm at my house having dinner with my girlfriend. Got him. I might kick the stall door in one day. All right, great yak, everyone. Tune in tomorrow.

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