The Yak - We Got a Hot Dog Stuck in the Ceiling on Cheah Day | The Yak 6-2-25

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I Was expecting a little more yeah, what was that just one little thing up? Yeah, all right Transition welcome in row back comm promo code yak 20% first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers Shorts row back comm promo code yak 20% off welcome to the a block Standard show father standard show father welcome no what a block welcome. Uh-huh

Let's get into some standard show fodder guys Hey, hold up. Can we talk about this? Well? Yeah, we should for people who might have missed last week. We had the We'll see what the idea ends up grading out after Che blocking out the entire show, which I've also realized this could be dangerous because what if this ends up being an all-time yak and then we're just prisoners to Che forever? That thought literally never has crossed my mind.

Yeah. And oh, we gotta hurry up. Yeah, I know, so how's the timeline? We only got about 12 minutes. I don't wanna spoil anything, Yeah Oh, we gotta hurry up. Yeah I don't spoil, but you saw a letter block that was on the printer I walked by and owned his laptop was g block whoa, so he gets to at least g no no There's a there's a oh my god. It would have been great if Che got to o block and just like Oh my god, it would have been great if Che got to o block and just like So I will say that it's like pretty certain we do have to do things a little bit out of order We have a guest at a certain time. Oh you booked a guest. There's a guest So we are we're doing a little bit of show fodder to start, but there are two games

We have to get done before 1230. Okay is that part well a block or b block? Can I first say congrats to Nick on adopting a dog from You showing old more cowboy clip clip the clip of him showing old more cowboy clip to the pup What ethnicity Terrier mix, okay Scottish He's already fully grown he's ten months Yeah, he I try to put on YouTube for like dogs. I've tried to find like, there's like a duck video,

wouldn't watch it. There was like cartoons for dogs that you could put on YouTube. I wanted to see how you react, nothing. And then I put on more cowbell, and he had never barked, and he looked at me, he said, turn this fucking shit off. Yeah.

Yeah. You're gonna be a screen time parent? I'm gonna judge you yes, okay Yes, is that a thing with dogs? I don't know I thought I I like I don't think I know I don't think so okay, but there was like you it was very relaxing with like ducks pecking at the screen Oh, he didn't he wasn't aware of any of it that it might not be a thing that matters or that affects the dogs But it is a thing that people do oh, yeah Yeah, I mean my yeah, I was watching the duck one and then cartoon

I put birds on for my cat. Yeah, you time so we go reacts if there's a doorbell in the show, okay? Yeah, that's the only time she'll know it's awesome. I was uh oh wow Cornell has a live bird cam. It's electric. This is good. Yeah relaxes Out pre-filmed Is it what do you mean? This isn't live? Oh? This isn't like sometimes they do this one is a lot yeah, we actually have a robin's nest right outside the office Oh, yeah, I'm guarding it for dear life. Why would that relax dogs though those birds? They would they would like to chase those birds. They would pounce at the screen right? I don't know

Those birds they would they would like to chase those birds. Yeah, they would pounce at the screen, right? I don't know so that's as big as Ernesto's gonna get Ernesto's fully grown. That's a good size. Yeah nine pounds What's his personality like I barely know him He's just in your house right now. Yeah He also will probably and I this might just be my relationship with Stella I've heard this from other people when they adopt a dog They won't fully give you their personality for like a few weeks because they have to realize like oh shit They're not giving me back like still it in work for like a month, and then she hasn't stopped parking Yeah, I got it. I got to keep him a little nervous

Yeah, right a little afraid maybe just like every now and then pack his bags put him right by the door I live pretty close to pause and so I think a lot of walks will be action yeah and there's a Petco right across the street so who won't know yeah maybe if you have to go to Petco you just you just make swing by pause yeah hang him out hang out one of the rooms for a minute not a bad idea that was good fodder. Brandon, you won the MVP. I did, of the dozen. Wow. So did you have the most points scored on the season?

Huh? I don't know. I don't know how they determine MVP. I guess it's the most important player that affects the most matches. That would be the MIP. Yeah, it's the most valuable player. Well, I guess it's the most valuable towards winning the most amount of matches. You play the most matches.

Yeah, and you had the most points scored, right,. I have the most points scored overall. Yeah per game total total Yeah, that's impressive. Why aren't you answering the per game because you're being a fucking cunt That's why I'm not answering what happened stupid-ass questions you lose by like a fraction. I lost by point zero one percent after after Pft without telling me changed a niche to fighter planes last week What was that it yeah got it Oh this whole thing has been or it was a ruse they figure out how many points I would have to lose it and PFT sniped sniped some points after I had the niche all year long and I was perfect on my niches this year and then he just did

it for no reason but it's your own teammate yeah you won yeah we won after I had the niche all year long and I was perfect on my niches this year And then he just did it for no reason, but it's your own teammate. Yeah, you won. Yeah, we won and I won the MVP That's fine, but it doesn't win at all. It doesn't matter unless we went at all. So that's I'm not I'm not worried about it yet I'm not I'm not thinking about it yet. I already I already Jeff you're not I am worried and thinking about it What are you doing at all? You think go high five Fran and PFT or you just push them out of the way to grab the Trophy. No, I've already told myself I'm gonna hug PFT first Fran second then I'm gonna walk out and let the audit and hug the audience Metaphorically just open my arms and then I'll drop to my knees and I'll do something has anyone ever won the dozen MVP regular season championship tournament championship and had most points scored

I would imagine the Kirk did a couple of years ago. That would be the best season in a dozen history. Yeah. That would be awesome. And you're ineligible for that. Not really ineligible. Well, you didn't have most points scored. When Team ZD beats you,

when Portnoy clinches that basic edition niche. Oh my God. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now we're doing some show fodder. That was fodder. That was all fodder.

Good fodder. All right, so what's the game? I texted Brandon that I was getting a dog and you were not cool. What do you mean I was not cool? You said why. Why? I just wanted to make sure your heart was in the right place.

I've wanted a dog for over years. I feel like I was very cool. You have never. I had exclamation points in my response. Yep, you said, oh my god, send pics. Hold on. You have never indicated to me your want of a dog. I've always wanted a dog.

And I was just making sure, hey, let's make sure we take the right steps here. Are you sure? Are you sure? And that's all I did. That's, I'm a grown man. You need that guy. No.

I'd adopt a dog tomorrow. You said, why? And I said, want a dog? And you said, then that would work. You could have, we're did it better. Yeah. So happy for you. Is this like a spontaneous, impulsive decision,

or have you been thinking about it? OK. All right. Hold on. You got to be, you got to be, when someone says they're going to adopt a dog, you got to be full. You think I'm not ready for a dog? Well, he didn't say I adopted a dog. He said I'm gonna adopt a dog. I said I might

Right. Yeah, I said you might so it didn't seem like it was happening. They had to know he sent that to me, too What I say you said oh my god send pics and I said a pic of the adoption page and you said Ernesto with like eight exclamation points. Yeah now check Adoption page and you said Ernesto with like eight exclamation points. Yeah now check There we go so happy for you. Yeah, I said oh fuck yes exclamation points send me a pic. I said he's perfect I don't know this is weird. I apologize. That's fine. It's good fodder. It's good. See my text printed. Oh, no What should I do with this? Wait what does he? Five-5 dono from Thomas Walker? Wait let's do a good episode. Let's have some everybody relax. Let the donation roll in yeah, why not?

Hold on just get charged? Yeah, everybody just chill out for a second. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. All right. All right.

Tommy. Did you just do a super chat? Yeah. Why? Because it's fun. Nice. I love that. Why? Nice alright keep it rolling Call me if you donate a total of $1,000. I will get you. I'll give you my rarest Pokemon card Yes, Tommy It's basically recycling though like

Russell gave you that money and that that money is going to go back to you somehow. Oh I love that, it's eco-system. That is true. It's rain. You can do one more but that's it, okay? Get hefty, Tommy. It's rain water, he just learned. Are you feeling better? How the weather works.

Trickle down. Yeah, I took some medicine. The medicine should be working within the next six days. Oh, hey, Tommy, when the when the medicine starts working, let's bump up that money. Alright, I'll I'll talk to you. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Alright. When it's like 20 bucks, we're like, oh, the medicine's working. Do you have all your cards saved on the computer? I mean, I trust Tommy. He does well but Yeah, I

Do want to get ahead of something for b-block? I'm gonna need everyone Let's start with Kate and go around to say a state out loud do not duplicate states. Oh now we have three minutes Okay mark Idaho Okay be Louisiana okay North Carolina okay Wyoming okay Michigan okay Florida electric got it all right nice wow we do that's's gonna make sense in about ten minutes, okay? Do you want to get to the game here? Yeah, we go to the game this was spurned on by I had a due to do with Jerry O'Connell's lovely wife

Which we have since settled she She blocked me then unblocked me, and then I blocked her Kate you got the follow. I got the follow and a sup and she's amazing. Sup? All right, so we're good now. But at one point over the weekend, I blocked her because I was like, look, I'm a married man.

I'm not. I can't have you following me, me following you. And then she went and tweeted about me and followed everyone from the office to make me jealous for the rest of the day. Did it work? No, it just made me be like I made the right decision to keep my home in order But I have unblocked or we settled it. So we're good, but this spurned on chaise Precisely, okay, so I asked I asked everyone to send me three

Famous people that follow them on Twitter or Instagram. You said the most famous, right? I did, but then I corrected, like it should just be, you know. Oh. It doesn't have to mean necessarily the highest. I should have pivoted. Okay. But you guys have been working as a team right now.

It also says you do not want to finish in last place. Correct. But we're working as a team. Yes. Yikes. So, if you win win then nobody is guessing Your people if you lose then you will go on a wheel well I've been very vocal about I can't help myself when somebody follows me okay, but that's fine, okay?

Alright, so I'm going to say three people and you guys can discuss and come to an ultimate conclusion Big cat since you're but like we're all on the same team You're almost we don same team, but you... We don't want to be guessed. You don't want to be guessed. Okay. So it sounds like I'm not on their team, if you say mine. Should we have known this before he submitted the...

This is all kind of a... Is yours Greg Oden and... Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, mine are all high-stade basketball players. Okay. Let's not ruin this. Okay.

Are we still in a block? This is still a block a block is being extended. Oh all right. Do we have a music or anything for a block extension? No, we don't we don't have music or graphics. We just have we have a lot of stuff to get to okay Okay, we have someone coming at 12.30. All right. I'll start Tim balls who's BJ from Races Gemstone, hilarious character. Thomas Patrick Lennon, a Reno 911 actor, and Jordan Jensen, comedian.

Kate. Who is this person? Kate, Kate is Lennon. That's Kate. No, that's not me. No, Kate, we're on the same team here. We're on the same team, it's Kate. It's definitely Kate.

Lock it in. It's who you have to tell us. Am I supposed to say? No. Big Cat, is Kate the final answer for the group? Kate. Okay, it is in. You have to tell us. Can, am I supposed to say? No. Big Cat is Kate's final answer for the group. Kate. Okay, it is Kate, so Kate will be on the wheel. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck, am I that obvious? You also started with the first person that always starts. Yeah. Also. No, he's trying to throw us off, I like that. Okay. Next person.

Nautix. Well, you shouldn't reveal now, because then it's gonna to get progressively easier. Unless we get one wrong. Unless we get one wrong. But yeah. I think some people will get some wrong. Okay.

And at the end of the day, this is a one in seven chance. It's just the first block of magic. But no, it's not a one in seven chance anymore. That was KB's point. Alright, I will just record answers and I will six. Moving forward, I will just record answers and I will not say anything. Love that. Love that.

Sucks for you, Kate. Fuck. Was it that obvious? It's because I had a woman on my list. Knox, Thomas Snacks Lee, and Jimmy Kimmel. Who's Thomas Snacks Lee? And we're all on the same team. Big Cat, who's Thomas Snacks Lee?

Thomas, I know Knox is the redheaded musician. He was on the show, yeah. I don't... Danny would maybe submit him. Knox could follow anybody. I think it might be you, Kyle. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel? I don't think that's me. Jimmy Kimmel? It's famous.

I think it might be Kyle. Kyle? Who is Snaxley? That... It sounds like somebody that follows... I don't know who Snaxley is. It's trying to be... It sounds like somebody that follows Kyle.

Can we get off it? I know who Snaxley is, but... I don't know how it's Snax Lee. Sounds like somebody that follows Kyle. Can we get off it? I know who Snax Lee is, but... I don't know how you're supposed to... Is that Keith Lee? I don't know Snax Lee. Steven, the person here doesn't want to be found out, correct? They don't want to be found out. I feel like if there is debate about who a person is, we can bring their photo up.

I think that's... I think it's Snax Lee. Knox is... I vote Kyle. Knox, who. Knox who's that who else? Thomas Snaxley. Jimmy Kimmel. Titus knows Kimmel. Titus went to Kimmel's house.

Yeah but Kimmel's probably not even the guy following. Wait Knox was a big mostly sports fan when he came in. Titus. We are on the same floor Kyle. Just got us everyone's really well Yeah, how's the werewolf right now my working with everyone else? Yeah, it was me All right, Titus is our final answer. That was me. Yeah, that one was mine. We don't say anything still going in order, huh next Oh, yeah, okay, that's time yeah

Next Anna Kendrick actress the Rizzler Nikki Benz adult film star and big cat Was it that obvious? Yeah? That's big. Yeah. Yeah, our guest is gonna be KB Oh no, he's by the way! Oh fuck! Fuck! Oh, they're Really good play We'll submit me as the final answer That's fair

Let's go Venus Williams Alexandra Dodario We're gonna chicken fry Probably Nick No! around a chicken This is a good game, I'm pretty sure Brianna follows you Kyle No We're all working together

So if it's you say it's you and that'll be pretty sick right Nikki Benz Sammy Adams Oh, I don't know her Kyle Sammy Adams Rochelle Ryan Oh and beans from even Stevens Kyle Kyle Kyle's a you beans guy if Beans followed me a you would know I think Danny no, No, but I think, Steve, are you on play? Rochelle Ryan's been on the Chicago show a lot, right? I know everyone's. Yeah, Rochelle Ryan is.

Who's that? Is Rochelle Ryan a film star? Yes. Oh yeah. I don't picture you two being horny like that. We're not. It's not them following her. Rochelle Ryan's been in the universe.

She's in a fantasy league with Frank the Tenant. She put her tits in the glass on the X-TD. This is Danny for sure. Oh, is it Danny Danny or is it me You you've talked about what's beans actual name Stephen Anthony Lawrence Okay It's me All of you, or did you make that up maybe final answer he does yeah beans follows you that's huge. Yeah, all right um

Hardy Bill dance and Kirk Herbstree Brandon Walker final answer right and then who could the last and then Eric Dickerson dr. Peter at ya and John summit mmm who could that be uh-huh Eric Dickerson follow you Never said he did Danny. We're all the same Eric Dickerson follow you Never said he did Danny. We're all the same Doctor all the same team. We don't need a stat at Tia. Who's dr. Peter? I know him who's that longevity scientist? Is it Kyle again? Our Danny will be our final answer. Yes, how do we do che?

KV with a master play oh So KV and Danny were mixed up, so they're exempt from this wheel Why's beans follow you we're actually he follows me on Facebook I know I know his whole childhood is real life Yeah, he in his offseason he plays an elf for a mall Santa Here what now his whole life base yeah, it's been doing too well All right, okay, yeah, big in All right, let's make a wheel with those five Kyle. Why is a longevity scientist?

He's like vocally fucked with me, too And now like in the past. I didn't know who he was now. I like read his book. I follow his stuff I'm like super into him Are we spinning this now? To the b-block right now. Oh, oh wow. I'll come bring the prep sheets, but we can spin the wheel now as I do Oh, it's elimination Yeah, let's do elimination. Okay. We don't even know what we're starting your a block sheets on the ground good

What an a block it's pretty good. I enjoyed it. I like turn that dial kids Are we gonna tear the blocks at the end? Oh, of course have to and TJ's gonna go fucking rogue See block was rogue see block was amazing a block was coded okay I think that's good you see yeah what is it I don't know we don't know that's not good you don't want to lose has an advertisement thank you you sold b block it's always me You sold B block? It's always me Another game needs to get both games done by 1230 you do not want to lose this game This is a second game that you don't want to lose. Is there any we want to lose Steven?

It's just me and Titus. Seems to be Oh Che this game's good best of seven chair just regular Yes, okay Brayden's up one up may I suggest anything Why don't we hit the ad while we're doing this yeah? NHL playoffs are here and the only place to buy hard to get playoff tickets is Game Time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports was killer. Last minute deals, all in prices, views from your seat, and their lowest price guarantee. Game Time takes the guesswork out of buying NHL playoff tickets.

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Do you have a sweep? Uh, sweep doesn't matter. Oh. All right, three, one. Three, one. Oh no. And you don't wanna finish last with us. You don't. Have you ever won an A-block? I'm gonna go ahead 3-1. 3-1. Oh no. And you don't want to finish last for this. You don't. Have you ever won an A block?

I'm gonna go ahead and tell you what this is all for. Are we getting close to... Steven, are you worried about... There's one. It's me. Brandon won, so Titus... Are we getting close to B block with this... Or the C block with this guess?

So this is gonna be pretty quick, and you know, this is why we worked ahead. Everyone gave me a state. Mm-hmm. You can have flexibility in your block. Certainly. Also, we took up time in A block to do that. Yep. What do I do now?

So, Mark, you're the ultimate loser from the A block. Wow. Wow. You are going to compete. Is there a loser in every block? No. Oh, that would've been good. But you guys all gave me a state.

There are seven of you. We're going to play seven rounds of GeoGuessr. If I get the state and I am allowed to pass in the first two seconds, I see an option. If I guess your state, and it's just the first one I guess, and if I don't guess any then I am the ultimate loser. Oh. Then, the ultimate loser. Oh. Then you will face off against Mark. A block loser. In one game.

Ultimate loser. One single round of standard rock, paper, scissor. Oh. That is for, whoever wins that gets the mismatched team for slanted rock,paper-scissors. Wait, what is that? Okay, what is, what is? The loser of that slanted rock-paper-scissors game

has one hour to eat Zach's McDonald's order. Oh, wow! If they do not complete it, in the month of June or July, must go to Zach's apartment and cook a meal for him They may leave after they prepare the meal, but they have to cook it themselves Okay, so this is why you told us to be hungry when you hungry someone's gonna be eating a lot He said Che Texas more said be hungry when you get to the show, but not everyone's gonna eat

I fucked up you oh no. Yeah, is this ice cream included? No ice cream included? No ice cream. It's just a cup. Now, Chay, you said if... I'm Michigan. Correct. If you guess Michigan, I'm out? And it is Michigan. Okay. It has to be that state. But I can pass in the first three seconds of when I see it if I don't like it.

Cool. But I am aiming No, Florida Wyoming Idaho North Carolina, Louisiana And then those people that person plays mark and for to see who plays Though the food has been ordered no It can't be cold. No no the food sorry the food is arriving at about 12 45 okay He blocked it out. I'm sorry. It's gonna be set tedious, so I will get seven guesses But again, I can pass but if I get your state And it's the first one you're out if I do not get it then I will face mark so mark isn't the ultimate loser

He still has to lose three more times correct. Did you order any extra fries for the group? This is gonna be one person this. Sorry, I didn't order extra. That's crazy. I probably should have, my bad. There are going to be other food things we can eat. We still can order extra fries. Okay, TJ, if you may pull up GeoGuessr, please. Alright, so again, states, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Florida, Wyoming, Idaho, North Carolina, or Louisiana.

I do not remember who did those, we'll figure it out. I figured one of those. Okay. Hold on, before I figure this out, how do I guess? I think we all kinda guessed tough. Or all verbally. Yeah, similar, there's no like Arizona. I don't feel.

Desert-y. Oh, Danny said Florida. I don't love that. Yeah, Florida's not the answer. Florida's distinct and common. Whoever guessed Wyoming is in a good spot. Who would guess Wyoming? Actually, do we have a guest on already?

Good spot. If so, we might wanna just start that guest. Oh, we're gonna, there's gonna be a guest during, Geo guest, or a guest? So we might take a halftime break if the guest is on. We don't wanna keep that one. Oh, okay. It's a mystery guest. Yeah.

I don't even know what genre this guest would be from. I can't even. So we're not unprepared. I'm gonna pass out the C block sheets. I feel like any mystery guest is like, You get the is like, 50% chance we don't know the person, 50% chance the governor of West Virginia. I don't think there's a big percent chance it's just that. Always a percentage of it's the governor. There's always a half chance it's the governor.

He doesn't seem too busy. No, we've just begun with him. So we're done with B block? We haven't even started B block, but here's C block. Oh, we haven't started've just begun with it. So we're done with the other family. We haven't even started b-block, but here's This is c-block the blocks are so So we're to keep the b-block sheet on us Block just says mystery guess oh Thank you, is there a folder I could put these all in what does

Okay, no, we're not with this. All right. I, alright, alright, alright. That left me with even more- The fact about him is crazy. Yup. I don't- that confused me. I think that was just for Kyle. So he can look up to see anyone. That's currently what I'm doing. Alright, they're not on, and again, I don't know how to work this too well.

I'm gonna yell pass immediately if I don't like it. Okay, great. Wait, which one of us is the ultimate loser? Whoever gets it. It's Titus. Mark Titus. I'm the ultimate loser. We'll find out in about 45 minutes.

Pass, pass, pass. Good job, good job. I could be Indiana. He needed something really in your face to keep this. This doesn't count. This is a pass. I just have to make it. Yeah, we heard you oh all right okay oh oh like this okay babies are us is that a business in a

lot of oh store clothes damn it so this is officially guess one you get seven it's just a strip mall that could be anywhere in America. Sometimes grocery store will tell ya. Baby's RS. Oh, I know where that is. I know exactly where that is. Walmart. Uh-huh, that should be a dead giveaway.

Oh boy. Oh, a Lowe's too. Oh, every state has this exact thing what you thinking chance could be Western, Pennsylvania Agree, it looks like a Walmart. I once went to in this area almost halfway between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh So let's go with Pennsylvania. Oh My god

Oh Is it I just dodged a bullet. Oh I think you're playing on the wrong mode. Wow. He was you're playing on the closeness mode. Yes Freakishly and Stephen you're not playing on the right mode. I don't know how to work this The mode that you need is like you get it correct if you get to get the his uh his guessing His reason for guessing was exactly right. Yeah, all right, so we're all on oh for one Is there a is there like a state mode

Cuz usually this is how it always no it makes the state green yeah when it gets right we can but he's gonna do that every time where he's like got it and then he's gonna be in the wrong yeah I guess we could have just Kyle do you know what to do I'll tell you if you got the state and we should all be able to tell oh yeah the US state streaks there you go, okay? Pass yeah Great pass is he on? Bnc blocks are about to get twisted. We're we're we have a log jam debauched common It's coming whether we like it or not.

Is that person on? This is incredible. Alright, we'll do one as they... As they get here. Alright, this council, I may pass. Yep. Ooh, pass, pass, pass. Fuck. This game is our guest is here, so we're gonna do Mystery guest okay. Oh, that's just me go counting ladies and gentlemen

Brandon Walker Brandon Walker. No way! Brandon Walker! Holy shit! What a git Steve! There you go Steve! Brandon. Brandon Walker.

How y'all doing? Very good. First of all, Hail State. Yes sir. I'm very excited. You and I have not met yet, but I have already made plans to get down to Starfall to meet you very soon.

Yes, sir, for sure. For sure. This is incredible. Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous. Yeah. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever talked to another Brandon Walker. It's like looking in a mirror. Don't be afraid to ask him something, Brandon. All right. All right, Brandon.

Did you know of Brandon Walker's existence before you became Brandon Walker of Mississippi State? Actually having, like, I've known you, like, I know there was one other one, but like I ain't never met another Brandon Walker like but you, so it's like, it's crazy. It's just surreal to me. It's crazy. What did you, did you love Starfall when you went down there? Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

It's a pretty good city. I don't do too much, so they got everything I need. That's right. That's right. That is exactly right. Nothing more. I don't do too much either. Yeah.

What a quote. It's a perfect city for that. They got a Walmart and some good restaurants. That's all I need. Yeah, that's all you need. You don't need too much. You don't need too much to do. You don't need too much.

How's the reaction been for you since you joined up? It's been crazy, man. It's been crazy. Just happy to be out here, happy to meet you. Are we gonna win, like a lot? Of course, of course. I'm gonna win. So that's all I do, so of course we gonna win.

Dude, that's all I do too? That's not true. Yeah, that's why Brandon Walker is one of the best people in the world Any questions, but can I have a question about my basket ask it, please ask it. Well, it's for you I would like what are you gonna ask? We got Brandon Walker here Talk to Brandon Walker Brandon Walker. What do you know about Brandon Walker? You know, he's a gamble, right?

And what's better? I think time I do that. I do college football. I'm from West Point, Mississippi, which is 15 miles north. I got to get you to go to Anthony's. I got a great Creole ribeye right there. Okay. Yeah. We'll take care of that.

You got to go to two brothers and get the smoked wings. Those are delicious. Oh, those are good. Yeah. All those are fantastic. Yeah. You brand, but if you go there to two brothers and say Brandon, I'm Brandon Walker. You should get it for free. So, those are good? Yeah, those are fantastic. Yeah. But if you go there to Two Brothers and say, I'm Brandon Walker, you should get it for free. So you'll be good. Would you be down for, Brandon,

would you be down for a day to trade places with other Brandon? You come up here, he goes down there. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, for one day. Love that. Oh, one day, yeah. Has to be game day.

You practice with the team? Could you get access? Oh, I can get access, yeah. Has to be game day. You practice with the team? Could you get access? Oh I can get access yeah. Sure? Yeah, yeah. Would you ever come up here and dunk on the other Brandon Walker? Oh yeah, I would. Brandon same question. I would go down there and practice with Mississippi State's team. I have gone down there practice with Mississippi State's team. and practice with Mississippi State's team. I have gone down there and practiced with Mississippi State's team. I practice per se is a big word,

but I've gone down there and observed practice. Chris Jans runs, do you like Chris Jans? Jans. Jans. Oh yeah, no, no, he's a great coach. Like I just, doing my research, he a legendary coach to me, so I just like his personality,

how he runs stuff, his system, just stuff like that. I guess practices are intense, so maybe me and you, we know, let's get in the gym Do you like the coach that you just committed to play for? Are you nervous when you go off in a game like and the announcers are like Brandon Walker's unstoppable today like this Brandon Walker's gonna close his eyes and like Probably play that over and over in his living room and trying to live through you Yeah

Now if Brandon Walker has a game-winning shot yeah, Walker does something it's that's a dream It's a dream come true cuz I don't have to do shit. Yeah, that's an absolute That's like playing basketball in your like driveway. I just get a great walker for three I've been doing that at Mississippi State games since I was six right up Brandon Walker. What's your middle name? Jordan Jordan You have to try I don't have to change yeah He don't have to change no I thought well Brandon's my middle name. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, so actually this doesn't even make so My name is Thomas Brandon Walker, my parents called me Brandon Walker from the start. It's always been Brandon

So it's my name is Brandon Walker doesn't matter if it's your first year middle name is what people call you and that's what people Call me Brandon Walker Farrah foul Okay, I guess that's valid I guess that's bad, okay He's disappointed a little Idea Thomas Walker, that's bad. Okay, but He's disappointed a little Thomas Walker, that's what it is. No It's Thomas Brandon Walker Real names Thomas, but I go by Brandon. I'm Brandon Walker with everything and then I have Thomas parents have a real That I don't want this to be a problem.

Brandon. I'll change it to Brandon. A Mississippi State Final Four, will you change your name legally? Will you drop Thomas forever? If Mississippi State went to the Final Four? Become Brandon Jordan Walker. Will you be Brandon Jordan Walker?

For Mississippi State Final Four, I would do that. Okay, great. I would legally change my name. I would just drop the Thomas and be Brandon Walker. I could be Brandon, Brandon Walker. You'd have to be Brandon Jordan Walker. Well, I don't know if he would allow that no, that's really Brandon Brandon Jordan Walker Would you be okay with that? You know, that's fine, you know

Hey, when do you get the starfall I'm actually here now I just got there yesterday, okay. All right They have walls in downtown Stark. They have walls in line right there. They have walls in Texas and walls in Montana and walls in Starkville. Okay, there's not a unique I'm coming. I'm coming soon. I'm coming down there and I'm gonna shake your hand and thank you for coming to Mississippi State and and I don't know how but we're gonna get some merch up on our store We're gonna get you some money. We're gonna get some money. I'm gonna make you some fucking money

Yes, sir. Let's do it man. Appreciate it. I love it. All right. Thank you so much, Brandon Thank you for a cure and in Brandon. Thank y'all man. Nice to meet y'all man. See ya. All right. See ya We gotta get him up here. That was great. Yeah, what a likable guy Brandon Walker I know what a what a ray of sunshine Brandon Walker is good questions What a perfect good change of peace. Yeah, what I know I? Was what was your question gonna? Was it gonna do you want to can you? Know okay, yeah, so no and I even if I could I wouldn't

I'm not Again, if you were black you wouldn't I'm not black But you smoke if you if you were but I'm not if if no ifs there are no ifs in this game It is it is what it is. You went if your way to this thing my life flashed before my eyes when big cat You're like I have a quick I don't know what to say to him that was that was great no hey amazing yeah yeah we gotta get things thanks big cat and Josh for for booking that and a Brandon Walker and a Brandon Walker Walker yeah Thomas Brandon Walker yes I thought

you're gonna ask about his mother I I'm glad you did it. Oh Shh, can we get back on? I don't think he would take it as well as this Brandon. No, probably not. No, no, he seems like an awesome, dude I'm excited because I I actually didn't think about it until I asked that question like Having a clip of an announcer being like Brandon Walker for three and there it is, like that is a dream. Yeah. Five seconds, Walker, three seconds,

puts it up, Brandon Walker for the win! Brandon Walker, the mayor of Starkville! Oh my goodness. All of this could happen. All of this is gonna be great. Oh my God. This is the best thing that's ever happened. Brandon Walker is so good! happened. Brandon Walker is so good

Legend people like him All these shit Brandon Walker's a likable guy Branded at home just Say he's a jerk to everyone but man can he shoot the three and look at his teammates hugging him what if they almost like to be around Brandon Brandon yeah what if he gets his number retired oh my god well that's good I'm saying Brandon Walker's a legend I'm saying what if there's a Brandon Walker Jersey retirement night and you're in the rafters forever. Brandon, I do think you have considered and I'm not, I'm not trying to poo poo this. I'm just trying

to present the entire, you are trying to poo poo it. No, he literally just said he's not, but I said, I'm not. I'm trying, I'm trying to get you to think about everything before it happens. So you're not blind. So there's nothing but poo poo coming out of your mouth. What if this Brandon Walker, I mean, just kiss him that is true you like poop Yeah, you would kiss him. Oh you like poop about if this brain of Walker becomes a legend and you try to get a reservation at at a restaurant and You show up you could be in a lifetime you could be set up for a lifetime of just like showing up a restaurants And they're like oh

We thought brain a walk Walker was gonna be here. It's time for us to walk. I hope your smoking lounge gets named after him, but they put up the same sign over top of yours. You're gonna- Take down my little Brana Walker. They take it down and just screw the same sign back in. Yeah.

What if you think it's gonna open doors for you, but then you actually go to open the doors and it's just a lot of like, it's you know I think yeah the old Sports Center commercial the Michael Jordan yeah right I walk around there's two of us now there's two of us there's more to go around that must be say that's two Brandon walkers that commercial this could be your life I know what the commercial is but the YAC audience audience might not. Yeah, something to think about, Brandon. It's poo poo. It's pure grade eight poo poo.

It's Indiana poo poo. That's what just came out of your face. Wow, Indiana poo poo. Wow. In 49 states, it's just doo doo. Yep. But here. It's poo poo. I thought that went well. I thought it went very well. I'm excited for you.

And you have such an enormous ego. It's crazy that your love of Mississippi State is above them. It is this is Brandon the future Oh, man. How you doing? Really? Yeah. Let's go. So you're saying that's gonna happen to me in Starfall. I'm gonna go Brandon Walker.

I'm saying it could, it could, yeah. I think you might have to just like do what Michael B. Jordan did. You're Brandon B. Walker. That's not even my middle initial. Yeah, but that's- Well, Brandon's your middle man. Yeah, Brandon is your Brandon B Walker. That's not even my middle initial. Yeah, but that's your middle initial buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. Yes it is. Yeah. Well, I think I think it's a good thing and I for one, welcome Brandon Walker. Brandon B Walker. I welcome Brandon Walker to Starkville and I think it's a good thing and I for one welcome Brandon Walker. Your Brandon B. Walker. I welcome Brandon Walker to Starkville and I think he's going to do great and we're going

to do great things together. You just argued that B isn't your middle name. It's hardly an argument I was just trying to counteract poo poo. Likeable guy. Block scene. Very likeable guy. Yeah what block are we in? We're still in C-Block. C-Block ball a little bit long. we're still in c-box a little long

So it's still over from b block we're gonna finish the geoguess we were back to be block back to be block Technically back there any room in the blocks to four four blocks to run long. Yes. Yes, so so we're good We're probably gonna bump one at the end, but the McDonald's just got here, so Let's let's round out the geoguess right now. So we're all for one officially All right come on Stephen I think how many more passes is he allowed oh oh gotta guess on this one all right what do we see oh what's this oh do I see? Oh, what's this? Oh, it's a highway. What do I see? Uh, Eith Flower Shop. It's a highway with a... It's a pretty dead give-away.

With a sicko. Right. It's pretty obvious. And there's a Phillips sicko. You don't think there was anything on that highway sign that might've... Sondoran? Oh, oh, oh, street sign, street sign.

Yeah, again. Yeah. No. This is pretty incredible, huh? Yep. J. Looking at every sign. Yeah, maybe?

Dale Bumper's small farm. Yeah. Hahaha. Um. Everything but the three. Alright, Wyoming. Good guess, good guess. This is Wyoming. Counts to Wyoming if it's good.

Oh! Oh, it's on control. Shape like that, I can Council, Wyoming. It's good. Oh Shape like that. I can't believe it over to all right five more chance to anything there How many more passes do you have Steven two more unlimited passes one more minute oh Yeah, I'll go with this What's the rhyme or reason it doesn't there is when he sees like a Subdivision that he might know this could be Louisiana

Notice you're only doing the southern states Yeah I want to get one of those states yeah right this is just shitty enough to be southern I think this is the trees are more north so I might be in my head here huh could this be Wyoming could it be? Might be. Where is Wyoming? This counts as Wyoming. Uh oh. Oh! Alright, 0 for 3. 4 more chances. I really wish I ate this morning.

I hope we don't get him. Danny, what is yours? Actually, no. I'm going with this. There's a chance with this foliage, This could be my nine-year-old He was calling you. Oh shit. I just hung up on it This could be Pennsylvania Wow open land Two lanes this also could be

That was an MB block holy shit wow this could be Pennsylvania his shirt flailed up like a cartoon come on alright Steven oh close very close hey alright over for That back in here go find the guy that did that Pass Damn it. Oh wow Wow would have been a problem for me. Oh

All right, I bring you brought it in I know yeah, I trailed you I know Not during b-block how many guesses is he on we're over for a 35 so you get six more three more Very flat everything Oh kind of mountains in the background. oh brandon yes what I was about to say this looks like kind of southwest United States agreed huh he should only be guessing our states I am I am right there's no yeah what's that tower of the one damn this could be gotta hurry up. I don't think it's Louisiana. Yeah, I'll be Louisiana. Yeah Yeah again all time oh All right over five two more okay. This is your worst showing on GeoGuessr of all time Well, it's just not gonna be one of ours

Pass pass. Oh well. It's just not gonna be one of our states cuz we don't one of ours No, oh, oh fuck all right Two more this could be Pennsylvania great. Yeah, yeah, it feels like feels like Field one lane. That's a classic, Pennsylvania The two places for the cars Get me to this water tower there There we go, it's important. Let me go a little further. No. All right, let's look around. Amazing.

I don't think that's gonna. Not a great day. 10 seconds. Yes! Ah! Ah! How do you see it? Ah!

Ah! No! Oh! No! Wow! I survived two of them. So, Chay, if you don't get this one, are you eating the meal?

Yeah, he's the biggest loser in speed block. Then I am playing Mark in Rock, Paper, Scissors regular. And then the winner of that gets to be the mismatched in a 4 out of 7 series. Got it. To play, and then what happens? And then the loser of that has to eat the meal. And you didn't get extra fries! It's 50.

It's a lot of, you didn't get extra fries 50 There is gonna be other eating challenge eating things that are coming up soon oh Pass miss Brandon Walker. I do too man great, dude Good pass ugly Pass oh good pass ugly pass oh good pass you need to be all know pass at best not be able to edit this worse just it's just gonna be the eight states of seven states we thought

mmm okay I'll go with this all right is this last guess like this could be Michigan mm-hmm feels a little Massachusetts II or even upstate New York but I could sell myself on this being Michigan or Pennsylvania mmm ah the trees this is a north thing but then it's got some red shit a lot of space that's not a property big acres It's a big acre. What is the street sign look like here? They don't have street signs and second Steven North Carolina, oh no God. Thank God. That's what he said.

All right. So you went O for? O for, so I am the loser of this. So it's me versus Mark. I'll pass all the sheets for D block. So you're the big loser of B block? I am the big. The ultimate loser. Yes. Okay.

Correct. But we're officially done with B block, right? Dino B block. C block's done, I think. B block's done too, right? Oh. Yeah, B and C are both done. Feels good to crinkle them at the end of each

firing through blocks Tommy's super active in the chat. Oh nice Tommy what is he saying anything bad? Okay, he's talking about his name. Thank you. He's talking about Is he Thomas Brandon as well? Thank you. D-Block! Do you have any questions about my dad or the office?

Because I can answer them easily. He's like... Oh shit. Because... I don't know. Tommy. Oh wow, a lot of Che in here. One more comment from Tommy.

If he could super chat his idea What would be the fastest way for world peace Tommy? Yeah in the chat a Music video Yeah, actually here right Yeah, actually here right Huh He was gonna go that we are the world

He's right though First YouTube to hit a billy remember when he popped out of that stage and he like shot him out Oh, he's doing that every week now is he yeah? Good answer All right D block All right, so we have the ultimate loser of the first two games doing Zach's McDonald's order Finish it in half a YouTube video We got to start eating by one This this shows flying by uh-huh che almost falls for DMV scam

Che tries scotch, but at cinnamon. Oh, I see that There's just no world I'm finishing that Just win just win I'm gonna win I'm gonna win just wait well no it's gonna be best out of three this is one and then we're gonna do a best of seven let's go mark so what's the one for to see who has the advantage ah what's the advantage so remember when Dan and I played slanted rock? I had a tie with him you have to get a tie to win All right, so just one game one game of regular rocker versus

Okay, leave it all out there Advantage, Chay. Good win, Chay. No, just tie, just tie him. No, just tie him. He wins though if he ties. Anytime, anytime. So this is now best four out of seven. This is best four out of seven.

Yeah. If we are matched, if we both were rock, Mark wins that. Yeah, how about you then? If we are mismatched in any way, then I win the round. I have the advantage. He has to tie, it doesn't matter, like his rock can beat Titus' paper. Titus just has to tie. Yeah, okay, alright, got it.

Just tie him. All you have to do is sync your brain up with Stephen Chase. Yeah, just tie him. You've been getting ready for this moment your whole life. You need to eat a pussy real quick? I have no idea what the... Just tie him. Tie. I'm not gonna tie him. No, time no you have to tie I'm gonna throw the same thing every time mmm no tie I'm just gonna throw the same yeah yeah do that no don't fall for it. Oh

You got one So you got to win out without us That was a big fight But get to eatin but after he eats it. And so Mark's actually the best person to do this for the shortening method. But there's going to be a way we're all going to help Mark. Oh, oh, shortening. What if we were shooting a basketball? Why are we becoming the ultimate? I also just ordered five, six orders of large fries. Here, you want my burger? I ordered six. Get Zach down here. Zach, come help me.

I'm not finishing this. Get Zach. Zach! Wait, you can just say no? Yes, the SAS principle. And it works. Well, 12.56, we'll give him until two o'clock half a YouTube video, our YouTube video, and then see if he can do it, but there will be ways to shorten it and they're gonna be pretty fun

Nice Going for the nuggets first I Believe there should be a plethora of different dipping sauces in there. It's very nice. Yeah, that's nice Che I don't want to guess well play when can I talk to Brandon about our truth? Huh our truth I don't know what that is You you don't know who the rest are our truth is No, all right all right, so not fine. You don't know who the wrestler R-Truth is? No.

All right. All right, so D-Block. Oh, not today, I guess. You can talk about it. You'll have to come up with it mostly tomorrow, I guess. Yeah, D-Block is just, the rest of it is just office fodder and things of that nature. R-Truth doesn't work here, though.

R-Truth. Here comes Zach. Beloved, correct? Beloved wrestler, yes, got released yesterday. Help this man out. You to eat some of your order Zach there's gonna be ways for this to be shortened. Let's hold off cuz there might be ways All right, okay, Zach go into the gambling cave and just stand by So actually coming Zach two days away Zach Zach. Yeah, if a little pep talk this morning cream team

How's it looking? Tomorrow's gonna be the biggest day of their lives Mm-hmm before wet tomorrow's biggest day of their lives, and then Wednesday will be the biggest day of two biggest days of their lives Pretty big as they were acts. What's tomorrow tomorrow's the technician? Tomorrow they set it up Wednesday's cream. Okay, is it can we sketch is he coming it while we're on the yak? I don't know, but I even if he gets it set up Wednesdays when we will like I want the technician to get it all set up and then Wednesday they have to do it and then we First nozzle. Let's see if we got cream. Yep. So it's one technicians visit away from being ready for cream, correct

Has the technician? Expressed any confidence. I don't think they've been in contact So he hasn't even seen it yet the technician know so he could potentially see it. Oh, I wasn't expecting that I could never this thing is totaled. This is a lemon you guys want to cream tomorrow I know he's gonna be cocky. He's gonna be a dick. That's how they are. Yeah, you're fucking with me right tomorrow. Oh Boy, that's cute. Yeah, all right, so what do we got on debug? It's office fodder. Oh, yeah, did you guys see Stephen Che tried scotch and then aborted and just I I Still don't understand what happened. Did you ride scotch?

I tried it you didn't like it, and they just dumped a bunch of stuff into it? I thought that. I was hoping there would be notes of like cinnamon and honey and things of that nature. For realsies. OK, wait, let me read this for the people. I had some scotch that actually tasted pretty good at a buddy's place a few months back. Here's my first attempt at liking scotch for realsies.

Any pro tips are appreciated. He put some fancy cherries in it. I don't have those. So you took a sip, and you're're like there's no cinnamon and honey in here I thought yeah, I thought it's supposed to have first tastes awful, but after tastes decent, but I panicked I put cinnamon It's really bad What a panic move he panicked it was like I'm gonna make my own scotch. Did you try to stir it? I didn't No, why yeah, maybe stirred it in

I don't know is bad somebody else suggested putting no, but why not stir just I? Don't know I kind of stirred around a little bit nice cute, but I could have done better It was terrible with that stuff in just too heavy. Yeah, you could taste the Yeah, I guess I could have started it makes sense that it was terrible You just dumped a bunch of cinnamon in it. Floating on the top. So someone DM'd me that if you add those things and lemon juice and mix them, they'll be very good.

So you're finding out about how to make a drink? What is going on right now? I thought I was being romantic about the, you know, Mad Men life. Have you been watching madmen? I haven't but I watched it ten years ago, and it was enjoyable and I don't know I thought I thought it'd be good It was terrible, but then you guys do that day during scotch that was like a specialty cocktail Did you watch all of your friends and neighbors? Yeah, can we talk about later? Yeah, is it on one of the blocks? No, but I just watched it all this weekend. Yeah, and I haven't watched the show in ten years

Yeah, whoa, I gotta talk to somebody about it. Yeah, I'm all caught up to Brandon if you want to talk How do you guys feel about liquor as a hobby I Think it's a dangerous road to go down because I think liquor is obviously good. But as soon as you become the liquor guy There's a little bit of a snobby nest to you. I don't like it. Yeah hater here. I hate it Well what it is is it's like people are what? Wine for some reason if you're a wine snob everyone's like that's a wine snob But for some reason like a scotch snob everyone's like oh, I guess he's just in the scotch. They're the same They're just snobs about a drink IPA snob same guy Feels like a guy trying to like role play being a real man.

Right. Liquor is a really good decoration. Yeah. I like what it is. You're either an alcoholic or you like to delicately and quaintly sip. I will say, it's like a friend owning a boat is nice instead of you owning one. I like going somewhere where how your friend gave you one with cherries in it that you actually like. It's nice to go somewhere and somebody provides you with

like their fancy thing. Yeah but it's never it's never as good as like I think it makes you feel better to say I'm a collector and not an alcohol. You're a collector that's what they are. Right. Yeah. Right. You're like oh I'm only opening this 30 year right bottle instead of going to liquor store getting a 24 case every day. Yeah. But Stephen, I don't know if we could be a scotch guy saying for realsies. Yeah. With no z's.

And immediately panicking and dumping a bunch of shit in. I thought it was going to be a lot different. And I was drinking like a good scotch. What was it? Johnny Walker Blue. I got it. Oh. Johnny Walker. You dumped cinnamon and honey in it? In the war room.

You're also, I think scotch, you're not supposed to put ice cubes in it, right? I don't know. Is that right? I mean, I'm pretty sure that if it's really good scotch, you just, I'm not a scotch drinker, but I water it. That's what happens sometimes.

Well, that's why people put those stones in their drinks, right? So it doesn't water, I don't know. Johnny Walker Blue, that's like right? Yeah, it doesn't water. I don't know Johnny Walker blue That's like top shelf expensive. I don't drink. I got it for a housewarming gift like seven years ago I never opened it so I was like, oh, why not? I'll try it. What would you do? Here's some fodder for a d block if you were to be a snob about some some liquor what or drink? What would it be? Oh, cuz like I I don't think I'll ever be some liquor or drink, what would it be? Because I don't think I'll ever be that type of snob

because I just don't drink enough, but I do every now and then be like, what if I just got into tequila? I'd be a sweet tea snob. Yeah. I'd do wine for the cellar. Yeah. Cellars are cool.

Cellars are cool. It becomes more of an aesthetic thing. That's all it is to me. Yeah. I feel like we're sleeping on root beer float combos. It's not just the basic vanilla and whatever. I feel like we're sleeping on root beer float combos. Yeah. It's not just the basic vanilla and whatever. I feel like if we were more adventurous with that.

You think orange soda would work? Yeah, with the right with sherbert? And it does. It does. Well, that's when it becomes a sherbert. Yes, that's when it becomes vanilla. No, that's a rainbow fizz. You can do it.

She said adventures, though. I mean, you can do whatever you want with them. I can make that my thing. How are the nuggets going down? He was very clear that you don't want to finish last. I have only myself to blame. Yeah. Ultimate loser.

You chose to finish last. I'm halfway done with one of the large fries. I'm halfway done with the nuggets. No burgers. Under normal circumstances, I would tap out right now. Can I can I raise my hand and ask a question if I was just at home eating food and I to a point where I'm like, yeah, that's enough food. This would be the time where I'd be like, I'm done eating Mark and his competition finished in a five way tie for last. And he

got thrown a wheel and the wheel picked him. She went 0 for 7 in his own competition. Yep. How are they on equal ground? Also Che keeps saying there's ways to lessen it, but we have not heard any of the ways that just. Great segue. Oh, great segue. I'll pass out the sheets for E-Block. Oh, okay, great.

D-Block. I got something. Yeah, yeah. Is this a D or E? D-Block wasn't a great block. No, it wasn't. It was very Che-centric. I miss it

I mean a block you we should have just ended random What are you D block you took a photo of yourself? I did why C block oh? That was C block great and walk huh why did you take a photo yourself? I texted somebody who? Ebony was it Ebony yeah, you didn't have her number saved so I don't have anybody's numbers I know all I do is watch you text. Well, I know by the area code who it is What prompted that? She texted me. Is that eating the McDonald's and I sent her a picture of me on the yak

That's a hey Then that's my relationship with Ebony she's's going to send you her twerking. I'm messing with her. Yeah. Yeah. It's taking a long time for E-Block to get here. Come on. Oh yeah, he's gone.

He told you you shouldn't, you didn't want to lose. You didn't want to lose. You didn't listen. You never listened. You didn't want to lose you didn't want to lose you didn't listen you never listen didn't want to lose Thank you Steve no no Steve Guys what happened E&F? Imagine if you're a watcher right now. You're like what the fuck happened. What did I miss that I just zone out What the fuck happened? What did I miss?

Did I just zone out? Cheap. Wait, what's he got? A chance to help the person eating the Zach meal. Alright. This person gets two free throws, can do warm-ups for each free throw they hit. Of the two, they can subtract one part of the meal. Okay.

So if I hit a free throw, I can take away his fries. He doesn't have to eat fries. But if I don't hit them, it doesn't help Titus, but doesn't hurt me? Correct. I'm hungry, I actually one what in what incentive do you have? Wait Titus. I will try to make my free to us. I Appreciate that when you say subtract one does you mean you have to eat it? Yeah, you have to eat it Oh, that's what you say I'd eat a bite eat a burger. You don't you don't have to eat it But I can't eat it. I would actually like to do the second game first. Oh

It is the second paragraph so what it is actually I'll send this video to TJ and it's pretty self-explanatory okay the verbiage on this game is crazy Jay has lost control of the blocks. Read that. Okay okay okay Control That There okay Okay, okay, guys also have it acknowledged what was placed in front of the room just now tray of hot dogs oh There they are They look so appetizing laid out like that so we're in the second part of G block after skipping e block Correct I think I think this game will get The punch we're moving that was give two blocks. Yeah bumped up. We didn't see it. We real-time This originally was supposed to be an hour after he got his yeah, I think I think this is a pretty fun game

Okay, that's he could have been done by then I'd be in the video. It's TJ. Yeah exactly. I expected it Everyone is going to get one Hot dog bun and they're gonna have to shoot I tested this with Don before if you shoot a free throw We have a racket a tennis racket. I brought in set up under the hoop Okay, it will have a hot dog a cooked hot dog which Wyatt just boiled On the handle when the ball goes, it will hit the tennis racket and fling the hot dog at you. If you catch it, if any one person catches it,

you subtract one menu item from Mark's menu. Okay. There you go, Mark. TJ, you wanna show the answer? Go, Mark. And if you don't catch it, nothing happens to you guys. You have seven chances.

Oh yeah, that's gonna work. Oh that's sick! That works? I do want to try. You tested it and it worked? I mean I would like to do this. I have the buns, the hot dogs are there. They're still there. Let's keep checking in on those.

The appropriate, because you do have to hold a bun, you really have to be free through a line and shoot it with a bit of arc. I have to make it, yeah. So everyone line and shoot it with a bit of arc. I get to make it. Yeah Yeah, you have to so everyone's turn will start once the ball goes in and hits the racket produces a catch-all ball So it's not gonna be like you can't you everyone should at least have a shot. Okay to catch something all right All right, so Kate do you want to start? Let me just I will be stunned if anyone does this. I'm actually gonna say two people are gonna do this.

Shay, does she need an assistant out there? Titus, forgive me if I don't do this, man. I need this bad, Nick. Please. This is so much fucking food. I'm curious to see if he eats it just out of work. Heeds it just daily and then has a yes, too. I am He said in 15 minutes. It's in C in front of me puts in perspective when you sat the bag down There was a certain heft to it. All right, so here we go There was there a density probably hey Nick I'm happy you got her dog thanks man

I appreciate it what is Kate doing this is not gonna work Kate oh so no chance hey grab it after cuz she can't all right if they're one arm let's do it oh there we go I guess it didn't stay on your shoulder during a shooting motion. You're not gonna be able to... Not fast enough. Does she have a hoodie pocket? She's gotta hold it. I think she has to just hold it. Am I... is it a super fat move that I'm upset at Stephen for not ordering extra fries? Yeah. Yeah, very fat. But that also like you can't order McDonald's and not get extra fries Why can't we just have her get closer

Good thing they tested all right That one would have worked. It's a good thing he tested it. It's not even close! Did she apologize? Yeah, of course she did. Whenever you're ready, K we go all right what the fuck not only have to make it be you have to make it exactly how Stephen Chase say Alright! Yeah, nah.

Alright. Get to eating times. He said he tested it, but he never said it worked. Yeah, he tested it and it failed. Alright, 50 minutes left, boys. Guys, it's just us in the room talking, right? Yeah. I don't think this bodes well for him being the executive producer of the Yacht going

forward. Yeah. We have to worry about this being a hit. I uh... This screams one off right here. I'm really bored and I get to play the games. Yeah, we're paid to be here. Yeah, yeah. Alright.

Just stick to the block. Yeah, we just gotta have faith to the block. Yeah, we just got to stick. We got to have faith in the block Now there we go, here we go. Oh my Okay, that was that was something, huh? I would be trying to go both hands. Alright, Brandon has a bun in one hand, the ball in the other, he shoots, he makes it, and nothing, not hit the racket. No dog. Titus, this does not look good for you, man.

Brandon shot up, makes it, and it does not hit the racket. How did I lose the first game? We just spun the wheel. Brandon makes it, and it does not hit the rack. How did I lose the first game? We just spun the wheel. Brandon makes it and it did not hit the rack. He told us to list celebrities that follow us. Correct, most famous. I don't even know how to do that. Like I didn't know.

Brandon's up and it's going to drop. More McDonald's for Titus. Sorry Mark. Nothing happened to Brandon I Got you mark save me Danny, please Fuck yeah Alright. No. I'm not saying they didn't test it thoroughly, but I did make it three straight times and it just didn't get anywhere near the hot dog.

Oh! Oh! I'm no longer worried. JD is going to go so well. That's what we said when you were out there. We can't put this episode out. We just can't put this episode out. Okay. Alright.

We just can't. We can't, no, we cannot post this. Any of this, really. This isn't salvageable at all. Dude, the best of is just going to be the thumbnail. It's going to be that cool, different thing that happened in the intro. This isn't even so bad, it's good. This is...

A-block was incredible. I loved A-block. A-block was... Brandon Walker was cool. Yeah. I hope he's not like watching me like, what else is this show about? Yeah.

Well. DJ. Yeah. Can you just pull it up like a full length movie? Danny fell. He fell. Blew it. That was actually gettable.

Sorry Mark. A what? A movie Movie just play a movie yeah a paramount film, please Let's talk about Guinness World Records To just gonna stake it down. Yeah, you guys want to watch porn. Yes Said Brandon I Yes! Said Brandon. I modded Tommy in the chat. What was he saying?

The hot dog snapped him at Aramark. How about third? Well, you mean he's a mod of the chat now? I made him a mod so that way there's no imposter Tommy's. Smart. But he is firing messages off. I just told it. Gosh, dog it.

For every hundred100 he. Woo, go Kyle. For everybody wondering about school, he's out for the summer. That makes sense. And he got out last Thursday and he's been sick ever since he's had a strep throat and an ear infection. He's been really sick and so now I think

he's feeling okay now. This might be a problem. He might be in the chat all summer. So be it. I don't want him in the chat all summer. It's the only way he gets to see his dad. That's not right. He did say you complain about the commute a lot.

Tommy Walker says Brandon complains about the commute Since this isn't gonna work what about how? Tommy's now a mod of the chat for every hundred dollars Tommy gives to as a super chat it takes away Something I that's my proposal Tommy if you want to do the right almost Kyle no Tommy no oh So I would love to have seen the test apparently che got it on his first attempt So he stopped testing in one for one yeah perfect like test over Let's do let's do incentive for the viewers for Like, person who donates the most gets a sword.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. The good news is, Che is indestructible. So even though this is gonna be widely panned, he'll be fine. Yeah. There it is. I never knew there were so many different ways a ball could fall.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Repelling from the racket now. Yes. This is the adjustment that will make it work. Are y'all concerned that he thought this block was so good that he moved it up in the show? Yeah. Oh, very. So what could have been waiting in the E&F blocks? That's a great point. This is probably selfish, but this makes me feel fantastic this episode.

Yeah. Go run out there and do some Mother's Day stuff. Yeah, yeah. Still not quite sure why he said let's play the second game first. People are clamoring for the ass wipe off again He's the one that set the order for these games Hey, I just realized we got through Mother's Day and did not do Mother's Day. No. I let that one quietly pass I Didn't even celebrate at home

On the DL Third it oh my You got this, Kyle. Steven, just step on the rack. Here we go, Kyle. Thank god Bloodman's there to get social clips. Oh, this is torture. Holy shit.

Should people direct their hate at Che? I don't know, I mean, listen, we're trying something different. Yeah, I'm 250 of these a year. It's summertime. Do any of you have a, like, this is my biggest dud, I have like five. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Thank you. Yeah, hold on. Hold on, no, no, calm, calm, calm. I kinda wanna play again. That was pretty fun. I got close, you got close too, right? I didn't come this far, I only got this far. Is it a fun idea for like 4th of July barbecue? Definitely.

We have some pannins. Die! And, is this a hook? It's a Honda! It's a Honda! It's a hound dog with a feeling! It's a hound dog with a feeling! No way! That's gotta... No, it's up there forever.

That's gotta eliminate two things from Mark's order. Where is it? That thing got washed! Two second rule. You gotta find a hound dog. Oh, if you still catch it, it counts! Alright, here. Do what you got. Oh Call the fire department. Alright, Big Cat is attempting to get it down by hitting the ball against the racket yet again.

And it's up and this one has come down. Oh. Alright. I'll You buy any puppy accessories yet, oh yeah, I went nuts and he just likes my shoe Just trying to get up and after dark stream where you have to get a hundred hot dogs up there. Just having the whole office smell like hot dogs? That's not bad. People like that. Okay, Chay, I think we're ready for the next block. Yeah.

Oh wait, but can we still do the first part of the G block? What's the first part of G block? I feel like Mark should dominate someone. Okay, person gets two free throws, can do warm-ups for each free throw they hit of The to the account they can subtract one part of the meal You could nominate someone You can nominate someone he said Standard all right, so I got to try to hit two two things off. Two things off. Alright. Thank God that was a warm up. Hey congrats to your Pacers. that's fun. Hey that's sports.

What's next for them? What's the next thing? A final. Against who? Oklahoma City Thunder. And then that's it, we're finally done. That's it. People are doubting the Pacers man. Alright this is for real. People are doubt the Pacers, man. All right, this is for real.

Yeah. And Big Cat has missed. When's the last time they won a championship? They have not. This is the second time. Big Cat made his second. Oh. Yeah.

One item off. One item off? Get the burger off. All right. Burger. Burger's off. Burger is out. Love that.

Sorry. We're out of here. Where are we in the show? Oh well, we're all out of order. We're going backwards from G Block. So now what? Let's get control of the show again, Che. Is he about to eat a hot dog?

That what block is that? The show is is sinking and you're eating a hot dog. He's on the deck of the hot dog. I wish to be that level unfaithful. We're literally panicking. We're literally drowning and he's's like hold on a sec. I want a hot dog You guys stink at basketball stink We made a lot. We made a lot of them. I'm a foreign row We did that in testing and you how many times you test it uh? The I took three or four total shots That's not testing how many times did you catch it once and how many times did it hit? the rocket twice

So half the time so what did you do differently? You shoot with a lot of arc and it flies right to you. I mean there were some catchable balls there Can't argue that catchable dogs not balls sure All right, we won't argue would What'd you take off the meal mark? One of the burgers. Steve. Good choice. Great choice.

One of the burgers. I had some sports fodder, but we just had to get the bread. Oh wow! It's nestled up there. That looks great. That will be there for a long time. Ever. Yeah, I don't know how it would.

I mean, a rat will crawl across that beam and eat it, but. Yeah. That'll be cool. We should get a live cam on it, like the bird video. Just have one hot dog. Hey. You think you can get it down? You got 24 hours.

I need more hot dogs. The only way to get a hot dog down is with another hot dog. Yeah. Yeah to take its place Okay, what block are we on I'm a little nervous that chase it. There's more eating. Is there more eating? Thank you. F Block not sponsored. We couldn't sell off Block. No.

KB's sister pens a blog that fingers him as a lifelong cheater. She didn't, Kyle. Nothing fingered me says here in text that yeah was that what you were what were you going for with fingered we talking about you wrote that to where sister fingered me as a lifelong cheater labeled yeah I mean sure you retweeted it. I went on your Twitter and

Yeah, I don't I'm sorry to interject TJ. You just said that he Tommy Walker's been suspended from chat. Yep Is saving What what what do you do? I sent you the message? Oh, he's been saying okay, but click on the message directly above my text. I saw it, I saw it. Did he? Yeah. Fine, whatever. Okay. That's his name too.

I guess Thomas Walker has been suspended. I gotta get him. Give him a 24 hour, we'll see you tomorrow. Guys, I gotta give him a talking to, hold on. It's a funny message, but. I gotta give him a talking to hold on. It's a funny message, but Tommy Tommy

Out of chat, okay, no more chat No more, he's doing he's pulling He was modding. No, do you do you hear me? We could read that we can Thank You Tommy Tommy. Do you guys realize how many people I've had to stop for calling change your target? Yeah He was doing his modding. He was modding That was no he's a dark night. We can't possibly we can't but he was doing the good thing Brandon That's my son, but Brandon in this scenario He was modding. No, I don't want my can somebody make that a meme of like the soldier with all the arrows

Yeah, but it all just says walker retard and it's Tommy over chase ever chae eating a hot dog That was a war we need to just I know that we're in f-block, but Chae just like stopping and being like I'm gonna have a hot is insane We everybody's floundering, but I'm feeling good. I'd say there was a halftime baked into it didn't he yeah, but how's the dog? Jay, he's a little girl. He's a little girl with the building That's Jay that had that image made that has a potential to be a good segment if we had caught it we did It's a big if yeah, I mean Danny you dropped an easy one

Easy Danny's fault. Don't talk to me with your mouth full, please Dad be grateful. I just stopped like eight people calling you Hey, do you want do you want that Brandon? Dad be grateful. I just stopped like eight people calling you You want you want that Brandon? Somebody asked also asked him what his favorite soda was and then he just wrote coke is my favorite So there's a screenshot that says Thomas Walker coke is my favorite He's saving che in more ways than and you Brandon. I don't want him to save Che eight people We got all summer of this I Gotta get him out of the house. Nobody calls my dad retards. Oh should we have Eddie come down and give us a report on

The wedding oh, do we have yeah, I heard it was great. Yes. Yep. That's in there. I haven't seen it We have the meal. Yeah, I said it was great. Yes. Yep. That's in there. I haven't seen it. We have the meal. Yeah, I said it's you guys. Oh While we wait, I just want y'all to know that I just walked the dog on y'all on our dub competition. Oh I am it's a great way to invest and I I talked to your guy that made the investments for you. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I because you're talking to Brandon Walker and Brandon Walker made the investments for him. I'm currently up 51.51%. That's a lot. Yeah. So what

now? That's that's actually insane, Brandon. I know II. I'm up. I'm up $2000. You000 Everything you like what if you did a million or like five hundred thousand don't have to think brother what? No, I I I have thought about Kind of I had a good moment there, but yeah, Doug. You're up 50% I'm up 51.5 percent. I'm not felt really good about that. I was up to be up seven. Yeah. I was like, oh hell yeah. Things are going good.

I'm up 1% today. Today's been a good day. You know who helped me with my picks? Marash. Really? Yeah. I don't know if this is good or bad, but I'm up. So.

And you're still up? Yeah, 5%. So y'all give me all that money Hell no love that all right Eddie's wrapping up a draft. He'll come down and give us a There it is. That's beautiful. It looks good. So be okay. That's just not beef wellington um That's a fillet. Yeah, but it underneath. What is that? Oh, there's no way that Potatoes on top of a ravioli looks like a sunny side up egg It looks delicious. Does he think all fillets are beef wellingtons because I think that's the root of the problem here

That could be okay loss in translation How drunk was Dana? We're gonna find out when Eddie gets down here You report That didn't look as good as it tastes. Yeah, I think it tasted great. I think it tastes way better. What's the best looking food? What doesn't add up look to taste? Look 10 out of 10, taste 4 out of 10?

Yeah. Look better than it tastes. I'll say it. Lasagna always looks awesome to me. And most of the time I'm like, alright. See, I don't think it's a sexy looking food lasagna's great chop into it the higher tired of you motherfuckers hating on lasagna This is the second time y'all have hated on lasagna lasagna is fucking fantastic. Especially if you get it from an old grandmother. It's great Sorry, just lasagna, you know in my hometown There was a girl named Lasagna Walker. No, there wasn't.

No, come on. So Keidrick Walker was on my baseball team, and his mother was also named Vicki Walker, because they were black, and his older sister was named Lasagna. Is that your first time here? Have you ever said your mom's name? No. Okay. I have a food.

It's a controversial take I think the Slap the the really nice steakhouse Slabs of bacon. I think the look is way better than the taste. Yeah, I'd rather a thin bacon. Yeah, those thick cuts Yeah, I think that's I think it looks incredible, and it's always okay. It hit to Hey, that's a I like the bacon Brandon. I said it was gonna be controversial I listen. I mean, that's a, I told you it was going to be controversial. I said it was going to be controversial. Listen, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying the look is far superior than the taste.

Thick bacon is fucking incredible. Too thick. Chewy. No, not if it's got the good fat in there. Oh my god, y'all ain't eating the right bacon. I got Southern there, too, don't touch my bacon That's it I feel like no, that's always looking at I'm like, oh my god, I need it and then I eat it I'm like, all right, it was fine. That's the worst thing you've ever said. No, it's well

I've had ten out of ten thick bacon. I have I'm just saying on the most part. It looks Incredible when you see it and it's always like, okay part, it looks incredible when you see it. And it's always like, okay, it's never the best thing I had on the on the Michael Jordan steakhouse. It's not designed to be the best thing you have when you go to it looks like the best mark when you came to the Walker cookout. What did I make you? You made me bacon. You made me thick bacon. And how was it was very good. Yeah, it was a great appetizer. It's what I cook. The argument here.

You're saying that it looks better than it tastes. Yeah, and that's never been true about bacon. It looks Incredible. Are you okay, Mark? Okay. I eat all... no. It's a lot of food, Zach. I don't know how he does it. Oh, you did. You crushed the whole... both fries and the nuggets. You shouldn't have been the absolute loser for being in a five-way tie. And I still would have two burgers left.-hmm and then ice cream did you have your Pepsi? I had one and

Do the math real quick so is he still doing this every day or did he change shift it up crazy doing less No other burger places. He's burgers still the same. I gave him a burger same volume. He's a burgers guy Yeah, by the way, I haven't even taken one bite of a burger yet like the reason he does this is because he loves the burgers Yeah, I've eaten a fuck ton of food. Yeah, and have not even touched the burger the nuggets are at the end It's not even the burger. It's the you did the nuggets at the end He did switch up to chick-fil-a the other day He did two chick-fil-a sandwiches two fries It's not much different no no Might be worse

So I lose you have another block or we we're just stuck on we're waiting on Eddie to talk about the Daddy he said he's coming down and just second he's finishing Oh, thank you for doing that. Okay. I think I lose Chay is a bit of lying actually good In what way are any nuggets? I mean you got a lot of your wife. Okay. Yeah. Yeah about what like expenses Do you hide your? Your spending no, I don't cuz I'm You know. You're allowed.

Yeah, correct. What's the most common lie you would tell your wife? That I'm going to do something that I'm not going to do. And you know for a fact you're not gonna tell her? Yeah. Like what? Just, you know, she says, hey, can you fix this thing in the garage?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it right after lunch. Two lunches, you never have to specify. My wife knows how much 50-50 raffle tickets I buy, but she was still shocked on Sunday when I went to the game with her and my kids. That was a little... I ship my eBay orders to the office. Smart. And you get like two a day.

Yeah. Hey. Eddie. What's up? How was the wedding good fun time give us a recap. How was the food good? It was Kind of what he explained. Yeah. Yeah, it was a steak on top of a ravioli. No Eddie He said it was a beef Wellington. It was not a beef Wellington right so it wasn't what he explained But we think that's just this common like Dana doesn't actually know was a beef Wellington. It was not a beef Wellington. Right. So it wasn't what he explained. But we think that's just as common, like Dana doesn't actually know what a beef Wellington is. No, yeah, he definitely does not. Yeah.

How was Dana? Good. So here's my one major observation is, so obviously, I don't know if you saw the video, but I did a beer tweet with him. I was like, hey, let's get this out of the way. need to do a wedding beer to people. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah Dusted me by the way He could drink beers

Wow, Oh Eddie what happened there Eddie you ended up with it on your shirt I I didn't think I was gonna be in it. I don't want to be in it But he's like no you're gonna be in it. Okay, fine It was Yogg station, correct, so I got I got pulled in But so we did that like I said that was early wedding like right after dinner. I was like let's bang it out and Later on the wedding like you know the groom's always busy, so I Would you know I grabbed him a beer just to like give it to him? And I think he's just under the assumption that every beer that's handed to him. He has to chuck

Yeah, so so it's like I'm walking over to the dance floor and he he sees it he instantly like gets in like Content mode starts go and I see his wife from behind him. She's like what like you just keep bringing them beard Swear that was not the intention, but so that's one thing is every beer that's presented to him. He just thought he is did he get fucked up Did he get mangled? surprisingly, no, oh good for not to my knowledge, but I I Didn't go like there was no after thing or anything like that. How was your table? Good table is a salt bar stool. Yeah

fights Marty Tommy and I think you know It was just all barstool. Yeah fights Marty Tommy and I think you know significant others. It's it yeah. Yeah, were there two barstool tables just one Oh, just one. Yeah, it's pretty pretty low-key barstool group. Yeah, that sounds fun, uh-huh Yeah, that's like that was the main talking point his buddies are like I said the one guy didn't piss himself this time, okay? Yeah, did you see flip? Yeah, I saw flip did you have him you did you have your way? No, I didn't have my way with flip though. Yeah, no I

His they were all it was just good good wedding did Tommy smokes dance Yeah, he danced. What's it look like I? Don't know if we have it, but Nick how many smokes getting more awkward. Yeah, I Think I think probably hmm. I think that might happen to him with age I think I saw a video of him doing the finger guns or something. I saw a side scroll pass something what video I think I saw him doing like finger guns on the dance floor. Yeah Your guys is they get older. They just become more quirky. Yeah, it's tough to mellow out. He's mad I'm yeah, we're aggressing big time socially more like a

conscious of How bad it is yeah? It's freaking me out Tommy's getting like cuter though. He's getting tanner and yeah, his hair is getting more cool. Yes He's always been a cute cute boy. No Yeah, actually I was just trying to give him a compliment, but you're right. He looks great now Yeah, Nick will Kate took a video of him like Dan is that the one you're talking about? Yeah, and it was just entirely too long. It was like a full minute of Tommy dance Oh, I'd like I don't know if it exists anymore because it was on Nick's story

Mm-hmm, but it was Like everyone's been asking for my video me dancing they want to pull off my moves We're just away from the blocks. Yeah I think changes got like Jay we're good dated by his finishing his hot Yeah Yeah, what I want to flock and KB getting fingered. I wanna see the Tommy video and we can all just, we can say when we're out, you know, time it. Be like, all right, I'm out.

I'm excited for this. See who can go the longest. Yeah, nothing crazy. He's got, we did the Jersey thing. I told you that at the bachelor party Throwback. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what I really want to know about is how was your lunch with mr. Portnoy Dave's dad Oh, that was lovely. That's fantastic. I just talk shop. It was great to talk to him I set up a VHS player for them because they were like we got this is could we do anything with this? I was like, yeah, you could play that so now they have a DVD slash VHS player that they're very excited about in their home

You're talking about house. Yes, uh-huh And he he put in a Muhammad Ali VHS right as soon as it got so what was that fork? What do you mean? Oh, it looks like a big lemon. That's on my drink. Oh It looks like a big lemon, that's on my drink. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'll take the big lemon and a long fork, please. Yeah, the fork looks long and the lemon looks large.

The stripe, and then, oh, this fork lines up with a stripe. Did anyone embarrass Dana, whether it was from a speech or another speech? Not really, no. No, it no it's pretty didn't get roasted by the best man or any yeah he got roasted of course but like I think he's in a perpetual state right did he do anything special for his entrance no the bride and or did they would call him oh what you now have the opportunity when he moves here to do what call him cone titties in front of his wife.

Oh yeah. I'm going to. Oh yes. You're a Nego Montoya. Yeah, I'm going to do that. You have to. I won the tit off against him. Yeah.

I have the right. We need to, you know what, we'll do like a Nathan. Fuck him for that. We'll do like a Nathan Fielder. We'll set up a dinner. Yeah. Just so that you can give a speech calling him cone titties in front of his wife.

Get your revenge. Yeah, I'm gonna do that That's great. Yeah They did a full bongo at one point. Oh, that was pretty on brand Excuse bongo bongo. How is the full? What's a full bongo? No flow bongo? Mingle bong You guys never done a full bongo. Oh Is that a phrase out of flamingo bong? Yeah flamingo bong. Yeah, what? You guys never done a full bongo? No. Never lived. Oh, is that a flamingo bong?

Yeah, flamingo bong. Flamingo bong. Okay. Why did you know that so easily? Sorry for partying. Apology. I've done a juice before. That's it.

My bad that I used to be cool. A full bongo. Well, that's fun. I saw Kate bong a drink this weekend. What? Did. Yeah. What? It did. What? What was the occasion?

Just a nice little Saturday morning. He just happened to be walking by and there I was. No I had like a mini, Pat threw me a mini surprise birthday brunch. Well happy birthday. Thanks. It's tomorrow. Tomorrow. I showed up to the surprise party as soon as she was walking in.

Yeah. And so I just turned around and walked away and Kate didn't see me. Didn't notice, didn't notice at all. I was really, I stopped dead in my tracks, five feet in front of you. Yeah, it was super last minute and it was like a soft surprise,

he told me the night before. What time was the party and what time did you show up? Party was 10 and I showed up at like 9.55 when you were walking in, so I turned around then I showed up at 10..55 when you were walking in. So I turned around and then I showed up at 10.05. Did a walk around the block. Very smooth, didn't even notice. But yeah, we did have champagne glass shot glasses now.

Where instead of the, it just comes out the bottom, you just tilt the champagne glass and it goes right down your gullet. We should introduce beer bongs to the Case Race. I mean, I think it should just be lying there. You know, if you want to use it. Yeah, we should have a couple just out. If you want to use it, use it.

Yeah. You used to be good at them. I think I still am. It's still good. How is it different than chugging from a glass? It just goes really fast. Kind of forces it down your throat. You need to.

Like crazy fast. It's crazy. You've never done one? Because of your throat thing. You've never done one Because your throat thing you've never done a beer. I think I've tried oh My god, we got it. We medically I can't get you beer bong you would bring it to the high school parties when I would out of college No desire But just to say you did it. I'll try it. Yeah, they're better. I would rather do that than chug a beer

there I Always felt like beer bongs are fun for a couple and then you get that like chest pain You're like am I having a heart attack or do I just have like four beers stuck in my heart like the bubble? Yeah, it's just like right there I We used to beer bong water after like at the end of the night try to sober up and just puke every time Just to try to beer bong water Yeah, like at like three in the morning like oh shit like it was usually on a Friday night before Saturday kickoffs like oh fuck gotta gotta try to sober up real quick

We're gonna get up in like five hours to drink again. Let me beer bomb quick water snort some advo Her freshman year of college my brother was a senior when I was a freshman same college And they needed one extra body for like a beer Olympics or whatever like out in the boonies of Indiana, Pennsylvania And he was like do do you want to go? And we didn't really, we were like, your senior brother doesn't want to like hang out with the idiot freshmen.

So I was like super excited and all pumped up. And beforehand, I hit some of Chef Boyardee's spaghetti and meatballs. Just like better get a base going. And the first event I was in was like a dis, something dizzy. It was like dizzy bat, but with a beer bong. And the beer was warm and foamy.

And the very like first event with all These like seniors standing there. I'm trying to look cool. I did it and immediately exploded It was blood and I couldn't like I couldn't really like ruin the whole Love you That was f block Sorry almost happened. Yeah, we'll go in the final block. Oh final block Z block There it is. Oh, Tommy Started again started again. Oh, all right everyone say when they're out. This is a different one

out My god out out I'm out Not even really dancing anymore. It's just kind of the dance floor is crowded, but he's very alone Is that the chicken is there chicken wing No, oh You're right nobody's fucking with him at all and now now he's trying to be like, guys I'm here. Trying to back into the group.

Oh no. Oh. Hey man, can you stop? He's just looking at the beer! No, he's looking at the beer! He wants it! He wants the beer! Are you done with that?

He's locked eyes with the beer! Give me that beer. Someone else is offering. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh give you that beer. All right someone else is offering. Oh Oh, Tom oh Look at that belly That beer fucked him up Oh, no, oh no, what is this wait this is h block? Wait I have to play 21 onion rings with 23 onion rings with Jay if we have time if you're open only have time loser eats an onion may get bumped I

Think I have time I have time loser eats an onion may get bumped I Think I thought I have time big cat verse che 10 free throws loser eats an onion winner gets a bag of peach rings Yep, you know you want the peach ring. Oh, I do want the onion. I begs the onion today che Sounds oh onion sounds oh that's more than moderate I think that's looks very right yeah I think that's about that slightly above average let's do it is it does have the paper I will cut the paper off yeah I got a paper it's just loser eats an onion or is it a standard game of 21 onion rings the 23 it no it's a loser is we talked about doing this like two weeks ago and then the court was unavailable for whatever we were doing at the time.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Thought we did it. I remember Kate eating an onion. Kate did it, but then Big Cat challenged me to do it. Jay, could I add one stipulation? Uh oh. What's that?

What about half onion and you can get automatic rebut double or nothing. So like if we go half onion for the 10 and I lose, I can be like, I want double or nothing. I'll eat the full onion if I lose again. Who would not do that? I mean, sure, yeah, that's fine. Okay, we don't have to do that. 10 free throws or five?

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I unsuspended him after a chat rebellion yeah, and Now he's asking for clarification on why he was banned And I told him why chat y'all enjoy this today cuz it I'm putting the We're gonna put the wraps on this one when I get home He's kind of got me in a blunder though Yeah, cuz he said why did I get banned and I said it's because you said a banable word and he said what word is that and then I I

Censored and sent this word and then he said and and then the whole chat was like you have to ban yourself now So I think I'm banned actually and he said hey, dude. You do realize how many people I've stopped from calling you that He's getting on his mom walked in on him this morning watching something on his TV Television show see what is that the market? I was What is that the market I was gonna yeah, sorry mark She did he do your dub thing for she walked in on him watching the market this morning First thing he woke up. What's he thinking? What's that? Yeah, you have to do has to yeah TJ I sent you the picture of what my wife walked in on Tommy watching the first thing

this morning when he woke up. Okay. Uh oh. They're both good free throw shooters, so this is just kind of... What are you guys going to do with your time when this show gets canceled? Ooh. Probably just... You want to do like a Mostly part two mostly after mostly after mostly yeah

Let's start a hobby yeah knitting or Cigarettes again cigarettes That's a good hobby. Yeah, you could just eat during this time. I guess I could Only like to do it on camera into the mic as he made it all I five or six. He was fire We practice this morning with the tennis. He also knew the game was coming. It gets screwed. There's no chance So easily. Jake! Got him.

Eight for ten. Eight? Well, you just got to make nine. That's all. One more round. That's one. Ooh. Yeah. It does. There we go.

He's got a chance, boys. Five for five. Steven's nervous smiling. We're in onion territory. Oh, five for five. Steven's nervous smiling. We're in onion territory. Here we go. Six for six. Seven.

Everyone be calm. Two more. Two for three. Just one more. One more. This is so impressive. Yeah, I know. Like.

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Oh, yours is because of the meal. Yeah. Oh. Shouldn't have lost. Is it the type of food or the amount that fucks? It's the amount. It's just, it's an egregious amount of Without the burgers. Twenty nuggets is a lot of nuggets, Kyle.

Twenty nuggets is a lot. But then like immediately laying down in bed afterwards I think would make it feel worse. Twenty nuggets is a lot. In what world did he need that many hot dogs to be made? Oh yeah, how many are left? About twenty. By the way, I'm going to say say right now Tommy Walker wins MVP of this show I saved the large like the numbers are actually high for people watching

Walker is the reason for that well cuz they're all in the chat fucking Saying God knows what to my son That is thank you, Tommy Thank you, Tommy. Sorry I didn't even need my last shot. Tell your brothers what I was doing. That was an incredible performance. It was, no thank you.

Peatrinks for anyone, anyone? I'll take every turn. Yeah, have some peatrinks. Why wouldn't I have a peatrink? At Che's expense. I'd have one. Mark, you full? Yeah, I'll do one.

Yeah. Pass. Just a celebratory. Thank you. Damn fine catch, Mark. With both hands. Good peatrink. Che. Get the weight, get it on him, wait. Damn fine catch Mark, we're both in. Good Petri. Get the, wait, get it on him, wait.

Make sure you get the sound effect for us. I mean, I've never eaten one of this. You can hope not. You can figure out how it's done though. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What's it taste like? It's so plain plain but dense oh, it's real spicy no

No way, it's playing super playing That's an onion that's a full raw onion no no now. It's quite spicy Do you want cinnamon and honey no? J with another fake heart attack Yeah Onions can't give you out. They're in cells. Are you wait till you wake up in the morning? You have to check yourself in It's gonna puke and say doc I think I got stomach cancer It is kind of like a

Almost like a in apple a an apple, a sticky apple texture. What would you compare the taste to? It is really clearing up. Yeah. It's over clearing up. Yeah, it's overpowering These are really good in small doses, but yes, yeah too much yeah That's like soldiers marching through the snow. It sounds exactly like that. It's a perfect march. Hey. I feel it most like right here.

The dead center of the nose. It cleared out so good, I've like considered it doing again since then, but I would never, but it was the most incredible. You ate the whole onion. Not the whole, but I ate a good amount of it. Keep going, buddy. Where'd you stand with McDonald's? Not even close. He ate the whole thing.

So you gotta cook for Zach at some point. In June or July. Oh, that's right. Right when my baby comes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That'll be fun. What would you make for Zach, do you think, if you had to make a signature Titus meal? I feel like- It's tacos. Yeah, I'm trying to think what Zach would want. Burgers. Burgers, probably. You should have to make him a burger.

If you want to watch me and Titus cooking against each other, go to Chef Donnie's channel. Two Titans in the kitchen really mm-hmm What you guys make? He made tacos. I made a burger. Yeah What block are we in the word thing and HH? Do we spin the wheel? No? We should spin the wheel we should do that. Yeah, okay Are you struggling? This is really hard is getting. Is it getting better or worse? Worse.

Do you think maybe you should get better free throws? I mean, A for 10's not bad. Pretty good. Not good enough. Yeah. You should go make the 10th free throw just to see if you can get on 10 of 10. Okay, fuck it, I'll just make the 10.

I would've. It's hard to finish on nine of nine. Well, how long was your breath bad? Like you're gonna be burping that up. For literally like two and a half days. And I brushed my teeth like honestly with mouthwash, brush my teeth like. Oh, he blew it.

Constantly. Che, you were so close. Oh, Che, are you doing a like belated uh anniversary thing? No, what is easy? Oh, yeah, you were dressed as a vampire we went to India that weekend before Nine years I went to game three with my wife. Oh, okay, okay? Cunnilingus no I was I did get a tongue burn this weekend which was what? Boy from soup from soup

All right, we will spin it oh All right, we will spin it. Oh, Tommy. Blutman, you're recording the entire onion eating? We all have a healthy fear of Tommy, right? Yeah. Dude, Tommy is smarter than me. I do. It's a matter of time until he...

I want to be on his good side is what I'm saying. Oh, Kate, we have to do a date this week. Yes, we do do have a plan Hold on On Saturday you willingly went to a brunch with Kate does that count and then you also have to do a date Oh, wow. Oh my god Damn dude, you just do this shit for fun I need to shoot the friends rumors down Damn dude you just do this shit for fun. You just do Kate for fun. You're dating Kate. I need to shoot the friends rumors down right now.

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Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Great job that was a fun show. I thought I thought the hot oh yeah here we go here we go all right S tier was a what yeah what about where was Brandon Walker see yeah yeah he's asked here as well yeah so see and then I think everything else should just go into F. I'll fight back on a block being S I think it's just because it was the first one it was a C. A was C. A was C.

Decent C. Which is the best almost of the group. But Brandon Walker was a great guy, but it wasn't the liveliest of segments. Maybe B for that. What was the? Yeah, two Brandon Walkers in one segment. I think that gets it to at least an A.

What was the hot dog one? F. So that's an F. Yeah. It went smooth this time. Everything else can go to F, I think. That's one of those things. Wait, wait, wait. The hot dog went on the ceiling. Oh. That makes it an F. It went smooth. Everything else can go to F, I think. That's one of those things. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

The hot dog went on the ceiling. Oh. That makes it an E. True. That was great. Danny, you embarrassingly missed that. The hot dog? Yeah, you fell backwards.

Oh, yeah. You laid down. You like blew out your hand. I know what you mean. That could have been good. Could have been. I feel that it all wrong. I'm afraid to ask what were on the the blocks out. We didn't get to oh, we didn't do e block Yeah, no, you know what TJ clear it

Let me do clear clear it I Think I think C block goes to F See what goes to F or C block goes to F and Walker H block goes to F. C block goes to F. H block goes to F. E block goes to F. A block goes to F. And H block also goes to F. Ah, I see, I see. Well done. That didn't go exactly as planned. No, I thought it was great.

Again, we do this show every day for two hours, 250 times a year. We're gonna take some shots. Some awesome moments. You getting Brandon Walker, awesome moment. Awesome. Tommy Walker, modding. Tommy Walker, awesome.

True, true. Kyle's sister fingering him, awesome. Awesome wording, yeah. Let's see, what other awesome moments? geoguessor I thought was awesome he just didn't notice the low the Arkansas state out yeah yeah oh I on the street signs I wouldn't even I don't even know what Arkansas looks like yeah let's see what other awesome Ernesto awesome thank you yes the paper says rock to set up not so much the paper Let's see what other awesome moments Ernesto awesome. Thank you. Yes The paper scissors rock to set up not so much the paper rock It was more the paper scissors rock to set up the paper scissors rock. Yeah, the slanted. Yeah

That was match up to set up the match up was yeah Zack with an incredible Guest appearance. Yeah, it was awesome. Tommy dancing. He was great Tommy. No, that was not awesome we're doing awesome intro that new thing we added on the. Wait, let me see if there's more. There's more. OK, let's see. We need to adapt between each block. We could do this one. That would have helped. Oh, that's cool. Not all of them have audio.

Can you do that blue one again? Hold on, ready? Make it look like I chop it. All right, hold on. Let me bring it back. This is going to take a while. Yeah, you're never going to get this right. Where are you?

What do you want? All right, ready? Nah. Yeah, you're never gonna get this right. What do you want? All right ready? Wait Kate try that again. Oh you were close you were you were close you were wait it would be cool if that like went up and you disappeared so like yeah and in front of it this is the first part is awesome there's one with she even yeah yeah hold on hold on hold on hold on okay he's now it worked that looked so good okay now try it try it where you're don't even play it this time

try it where you're facing backwards to the camera and then and then do the moves and then we'll say go I'll say go and start doing it no no don't run away try to do it without looking at it yeah and then run all right ready go And go

Sequences Special needs That's when Special needs Kate. Can we see a replay of that? She just keeps running. And then I run? Yeah, sure. Sure Kate. Yeah, then you run. Whoa!

That was hot. That should be reserved for Supreme Debate. Like, hey Brandon, you want to go to supreme debate? TJ hit the... hit it. We're going to supreme... Oh. I had some dudes reach out to me this weekend that got lead.

By their dicks? Yeah. No. Oh, that's so hot. Yeah. They were saying... Any video? Uh, yeah, one.

Okay. Yeah. That's so hot. It is. Damn. Chet, you don't have to finish the onion, man. Oh. I was going half. I've done all the way. Why do we got? Goblin claw Alien hand oh my bad wait wait this one is good

Tz you get the fire one ready again. Okay. There's a there's explosion and fire burn fire burn Brandon Walker, would you like to go to supreme debate with me? Yes, wait is there not a camera Say again is there not a camera angle where it's just Brandon and big cat no, but I can do this one We never want to be seen together. Yeah, right. We're not actually yeah Yeah, we're yes remote. I'm sitting in the same room Oh, I could do where's that camera? Hi. Oh shit Me Brandon, but no they don't have a

The room split I gotta choose who I want three and who I want to and Kyle and big head is the best two shot Like that's supreme debate. Yeah, that might be the end of supreme. Yeah, Brendan bend over and act like you're end of supreme bend over and act like you're that would be great for the one in here yeah yeah whoa there's lots of stuff that's a good bend over there's a bunch of like random stock green screen footage in here as well like what let me Let me find one. I think there's like a helicopter footage. Where is it? Vamp. How'd you do that?

Now we can tell you apart from the other Brandon Walker. I had to mark ya. Oh yeah. There's a bunch of like footage of people on green screens that you can use to like practice green screening I like him this guy is the best And now for our next block Can we do a special effects episode sound effects and

But you can you green screen him over us. Yes, I think so if I did Can we do a special effects episode? I would like that. Sound effects and... Can you green screen him over us? Yeah, so I think, so if I did... So I'll do it live. If I did this and then I did... Where's ultra key? Keying, like that. Whoa! Then now he's...

Look at Paige! Hey, TJ! TJ, you've been really old out what stuff so like if we filmed you guys on green screens There's like stuff ladies gentlemen Brandon Walker Makes a good point. We're like Brandon. Who do you ladies and gentlemen Brandon Walker? Please put your hands together for Brandon Walker. Are there any other green things? Let's have the little man present our newest guest.

Let's see here. Brandon, what do you do with that little dude? Just hold him, man. There's a lot of... Wait, have him introduce Brandon's dick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Ladies and gentlemen, the smallest penis. have him introduce Brandon's dick. Oh yeah. Yeah, of course. There's a lot of stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, the smallest penis. Please feast your eyes on a tiny penis. Right here. You may be wondering what's behind me. Here. Holy shit, this is good. That's awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, please get a load of this tiny penis.

Now folks, behind me is the tiny penis there's a bunch of people on green screens but then there's stuff that I'm not sure what exactly is for like there's like a Apache helicopter stock footage oh yes please yes okay just keep pointing your penis it's this sorry have y'all noticed yet what I laugh so hard a poop fell out what do you mean? No, we didn't know what I laughed so hard a fart fell out. Oh fart. Oh you have to fart out This is just in This comes loaded on the on the tricaster for some reason. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it Have a kill che. It's not a green screen though. No still eating the fucking onion. I stopped. Okay. Good well more than halfway through

We have an attack che That'd be cool. What are the other green screen guys anymore isolated men? There's two shots seated to there's a woman standing. There's a man standing, there's a child standing, there's... A child? Oh wait, here, let's see what this one looks like. Try the child standing. Child standing. Oh!

She's having... Is she pre- She's wearing black shirt. Oh! Hey! She likes Mark. God damn it, she loves him! His face and his penis!

Ladies and gentlemen, look at this fat fucking cock now you may notice the face is perfect, but Surveys there's lots of stuff on here. That's fun. You might have to the clip one day. Yeah Vegas stock footage waterfalls a Lot of green which one did you like Steve which one? What's Vegas stock footage? It's like the Bellagio fountain or no Vegas nightlights Bellagio fountain Vegas pool lights river rocks River ducks River Bridge waterfall I Was hoping for a guy winning like a craps and celebrating. That would be awesome.

We should green screen something creepy walking in through the door. And like every time we have a guest sit down have that. Can we do that? Probably. We can make our own. Oh yeah, that's pretty sick. Yeah.

Yep. Yeah, I fucking like this. Oh yeah, that's pretty sick laughter laughter laughter Yeah, I fucking like this Damn TJ, you're good dude laughter laughter laughter laughter

Cool Sweet You gotta get going Brandon I didn't say nothing I saw what you're checking let's see what time it was I'd like to know all right all right see you ever tomorrow It's a yak Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's a yak It's a yak Hey, great show everybody. Thanks Jay.

Sorry Tommy for the time out, but you're back now. Feel free to say whatever words in chat you want. Alright, I love you guys. Let's have a great week. See you tomorrow, bye.