The Yak - We Got Stood Up By Coach Prime | 2-25-22

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh. That's okay. What? Yeah. No, it sucks. Wait, for real? Yeah, he came up. All right, so here's what we're going to do.

I just binged him. I know, I know. I binged him for five hours. I know, so I think what we should do is, did binge him. I feel bad about that part. He was like, he came out and then he was like, all right, I'm heading out.

I don't think he wanted to get wet. He came in and left? He had to go. He had to leave. He had to leave? We should get Dana in here. Can you grab Dana? Dana can be Dion.

No. I texted my dad. He was close to Dion. I texted your dad. I was like, Dion's coming on the Yak today. Be sure to tune in. As soon as I sent the message, Dion said that he wasn't coming on the Yak. My uncle was like, I'm finally going to watch your little Yak thing.

My goat, my hero. But here's what we're going to do. Brandon is a trivia master. I have Deion questions. We'll go Brandon versus KB. Now, KB did study, so there should probably be a line. Maybe we can have Brandon and Dana Versus KB

KB binging doesn't work That's true I think KB binging probably works It got me cum laude Sit down It is now part of the yak today Because Dion couldn't make it This is the first time this guy has been invited to a party You have a real fat ass

Dana is Just so everyone knows at home, Dana is drunk. Tune into Monday's PMT where we had Dion on and also Dana, and I might have brought a few beers that he had to drink. So he's already had four beers today. You had to do beers in front of Dion? Did that kill you? It hurt. He called my mom.

Look how drunk he is. He's talking to the mic. He doesn't even know I'm talking to Mike. I am not drunk. I had two beers, not four. Okay. So I'm not drunk. He's drunk. He's hammered. Alright, so we should do KB versus Brandon. Loser has to get wet.

No. Why? Why? Alright, well, so set a line. Wait, we need to spin the wheel anyway. We have to spin the wheel. I have seven questions. You didn't tell me any type of category. I just said Deontay. Spinged miscellaneous Deontay.

I don't want to get wet. I'll submit to the wheel, but I don't want a solo wet match with JB. It's a solo wet match. A solo wet match. Pair up with Dana. How about you get one half? You can have three teammates. Then you two will spin for who gets wet. No, one half.

You guys can split it. So Brandon top half, Dana bottom half. That big wet ass. Yeah. Can you imagine, how long is this supposed to be? An hour. Alright, I don't have that long. I'm not gonna lie. You might have to get wet. No, that's okay, but I have to go to the Jimmy Fallon thing tonight.

He's so drunk. Dana, he's so hammered. He said to me yesterday, he goes, hey, you think there's a chance I'll be able to do a beer tweet on Fallon? tonight. He's so hammered. He said to me yesterday, he goes, hey, you think there's a chance I'll be able to do a beer tweet on Fallon? I was like, you mean in the green room or something? He's like, no, on the show. And I was like, I don't think so. First off, you're going to be on Fallon?

If you bring a beer around Fallon, he's drinking it. But you're going to be there? I'll be in the green room, yeah. So I'm saying there's a little... Fallon, he's drinking it. But you're going to be there? I'll be in the green room, yeah. Oh, just in the green room. So I'm saying there's a little... Fallon's drinking your beers. If Dion says, hey, my producer's the beer guy, maybe he pulls me out. Do you think Dion will say that? Not the beer guy, but he could say Dana beers, maybe.

I think you should have him do that. How about Stephen Chay's part of it, too? Oh, he might have seen that. I sent him questions. No, no, no. I sent too? Oh, you might have seen that. I sent him questions. No, no, no. I sent him for graphics. I haven't seen them. You haven't looked at them? I didn't look at them. I talked with TJ about it. We got it up on the thing. I would like to do the

competition, but I don't want to have wetness. What about you, Stephen and Dana versus KB? And then we spin to see when the three of you get... If KB loses, he gets wet. If you guys lose, one of the three of you gets wet. If he loses, he gets wet. If you guys lose, one of the three of you gets wet. And Dana can call Dion once. Yeah.

Jesus. Oh, now this is going to change. I don't know if I want to do this. Yeah, KB's kind of getting screwed here now. Thoughts? Except KB would be the heavy favorite, I would assume. Well, no. If it was the three of you.

Three people. I mean, he studied the material. Why don't we do. Why don't we do. There's so much to study on him. So the regular wet. We studied like personal life factoids. What do you want?

What do you want? You can Google one question and you can call him. Oh, no. That's two give me's. This is like it's making it so it's almost impossible. I want to do the competition. Let's just do the competition. We need a stakes for it. I don't think it should be wet. I don't want

any of my boys getting wet today. Okay, so then what should they have to do? Beer tweet. Beer tweet? All three of them? Yeah. I would do that. Alright, okay. Or KB has to do three beers. KB has to do three beers or they have has to do three beers, or they have to do... KB beer tweet from his Twitter.

Oh, God. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah. This is my type of content. From his Instagram. No, my AA guys follow me. Or one anal beer.

Oh, an anal beer. Yeah, your mic is a little hot, Steven. Yeah. Gross, man. Big Cat told my mom that I did a butt chug today. I did, I did, yeah. She didn't know that. She didn't know?

Did you call his mom on the line? No, Dion did, and then it slipped. Yeah, of course, yeah. It didn't slip. You said, did you know your son had a funnel in his ass? I said, no, that's slipped. No, I remembered. He slipped the funnel out of your ass.

She definitely knows. I remember during the episode, she texted me during it and was like, now boy sounds like her boy of mine the first thing i think about when i see you now is that yeah a lot of people say that funnel up your ass don't let the guy on the outside overtake the guy on the inside that's a fact that's a that's a humble and kind hands and knees just the guy on the inside your ass how about dana has to dana you you don't have to drink the beer in your ass you have to clench the beer in your ass then brandon has to drink yeah cheek koozie you have to pour it into his mouth how about that oh no i'm not drinking out of his ass oh he had it only if you lose wait a minute what What about Brandon chugs the beer, Dana crushes the can with his ass cheek?

Yeah. Yeah. It's fully closed. It's fully closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be, we got to put it in your asshole and then you got to clench. Got to clench and it better be flat. Asshole or my ass crack?

Hole. Crack and hole. Crack and hole. A bit of both. Like half, yeah, half will be in the hole. What if he had pants on and he just put it in his ass? What, did you see those pants? Those things are tight.

It's not getting in there. There's no beer going in there. Maybe it could be a high noon. It could be a high noon. He could he had pants on and he just put it in his ass? Well, you see those pants? Those things are tight. It's not getting in there. There's no beer going in there. Well, maybe it could be a high noon. It could be a high noon. He could crush a high noon. Ball or can. That's perfect. Do we have a high noon right there?

Yeah, I'm sure. Can you grab that, Owen? Let's just see it. Oh, they're warm. Just try to hold it in your butt for a sec. What? I mean, we... Listen, if Dion had stuck around, none of this would have had to happen.

Dana, why don't you put that in your butt? See if you can put it in your butt. See if you can hold it in your butt. Why don't you see if you can hold that in your butt? I've never beer koozied your boys. They ask you for a beer when you stand up and you bring it out your butt. See if you can hold it in your butt. Again, the pants.

He's not going to be able to. He's going to be able to hold it. Oh, you can do it that way. Can you crunch it? I was thinking outside of your pants. Yeah, I know, but you went right. We were all thinking outside. I'm not drinking that one.

All of us were thinking outside. We were all thinking outside. You didn't think outside of your pants. You didn't even attempt it outside of your pants. He's in his asshole right now. This is exactly how he ended up boofing one. They're like, hey, Dana, you want to drink a beer? He's like, all right, and he just got on all fours. He's like, wait, Dana. you want to drink a beer? He's like, alright. And he just got on all fours.

It's like, wait, Dana, we met your mouth. You never said. You could. No, but take it out. See if you can hold it in your butt and you can pour it into Yeah. Yeah, that would be a very funny. Could you like pour it into a glass for Brandon from your butt? No, pour it into that one. It's not another one, dude.

Alright, so like put the, do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. No, you squeeze it. You really put it in there. All right, all right. All right, so put the... Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. It doesn't fit. No, you squeeze it. You really put it in there. Pants are too tight. It's too tight. Maybe you could just hold it like that and crack it open.

That works, right? I think it's a lost cause. This is butthole beer. I kind of want to try on the low, though. Let's get you a different pair of pants. Get a whole case of high noons. This is going to be great.

I don't think I'm going to... If they have two lifelines like that, I don't think I'll win. This is ten minutes into the show. He will butt-chuck at 130. I have a lot of things to do today. Alright, so... Let's spin the wet wheel. This would suck.

This would really suck. I'm going to just tweet out Dana's going to butt-chuck on air. Please don't. I have to meet a friend at the airport right after this. Oh, fuck. Oh, dear. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

Okay. Wow. You don't even know what almost just happened, Danny. Was that going to be a butt chug? That was a wet wheel. No, this next one is. This guy wants to. No, I really don't.

The man wants to. I actually have to leave in like five minutes. Would you put a wheel with 50 things, one butt chug, other regular chugs, would you gamble? Yes. You would? Well, I feel like TJ can fix it. TJ can. He doesn't have that kind of power. The wheel is just also. One and 50.

What's the other 49? And every time you spin it, Big Cat will give you 100 bucks. Yeah, 100%. Wait, what was it? Don't worry about it. I mean, I'm down. Zah, can you grab some high noons? Alright, he's got them. Alright, so here's what we're going to do. It's going to be trivia.

KB versus Dana, Brandon, Steven. Correct? Yeah. No question. Is this the same? You get one call to Dion. Are we doing the same question, or does he have his? I had Jeff D'Lo write the questions.

Yeah, it's the same setup. It's the same setup. It's seven rounds. It's six rounds and an. Yeah. It's the same setup. It's the same setup. It's seven rounds. It's six rounds and an extra point. It's the exact same setup. I ask you a question. Other person can steal back and forth. All right.

All right? All right. So loser has to... Beer tweet. Beer tweet out of Dana's butt. No butts. No, there's got to be a butt. Why would there have to be a butt? There has to be a butt. Dana can do a butt thing. I don't of Dana's butt. No butts. No, there's got to be a butt. Why would there have to be a butt?

There has to be a butt. Dana can do a butt thing. I don't want to do butt things. You've already done them. All right, you did just take a... Ten years ago. Stuck a can in your ass just a second ago. What if you just hold it in your...

If you hold it in your gooch and you crack it open and Brandon lays down and... I don't want to do that. I don't either. Okay, but wait. What if he pours it from his gooch into like a bowl and you sit from the bowl? Yeah. No, I don't want anything. No butt stuff.

It's gooch stuff, first of all. It's gooch, yeah. It's not butt. It's gooch. That's like the opposite of a butt. It literally goes like this. No gooch hole. That's the same skin that's on your arm.

Yeah. He pours it in, but he pours it in with the force of his lower arm. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's not that bad. Okay. Perfect. You guys are so easy.

All right. Deal. That's not nearly as bad as the part. You have to ask twice. It's facing forward, so it's like you'll lay down and he'll just crack it open. All right. So if you guys lose, both Steven and Brandon have to do that with Dana. I thought we were doing a wheel for that.

I thought we were doing a wheel for that. So it would be you two doing a wheel to see who has to do it out of Dana. And then if KB loses, he has to do three beer tweets all on his Twitter. Or a butt chug.

Or one butt chug. Let's do one butt chug. Or one gooch chug. It's a gooch chug. Let's just be honest. out of his Gooch Thug? Or a Butt Chug, if you want. Or one Butt Chug. Let's do one Butt Chug. Or one Gooch Chug. It's a Gooch Chug. Let's just be honest. It's a Gooch Chug. Dude, you know how embarrassing tweeting is. You can't Gooch Chug.

Oh, Dana will provide a Gooch Chug. Dana will provide a Gooch Chug to winner or losers. All right. Okay. Well, Dana's making out like a bandit here. Oh, he's got a Gooch Chug. The guy's drunk. Not drunk.

Zero percent drunk. If you sold Dana a car right now, he could return it tomorrow. Oh, he's got a goon chug. The guy's drunk. Not drunk. Zero percent drunk. If you sold Dana a car right now, he could return it tomorrow being like, that was a false pretenses. Nope. I bought this and drove it home. Absolutely wasted. Okay, are we ready? Yeah. Who wants to go

first? The graphics say Dion goes first, so that would be Team Dion. Okay, so Team Dion will go first. Who's Team Dion? Us? Yeah. Brandon, Steven, and Dana. I feel like my boy KB needs one like... Sass? No. No, no, no. I mean like

he should have like a Google and answer. They got three people and they got two gimmies. I don't know if it's a gimme. Fine. We'll take away their Google. Google doesn't matter. No Google, thank you. One call to Dion.

One call. KB has no lifelines. Okay. All right? Okay, yeah, let's go. What, Steven? We were at an extreme disadvantage, but okay. You have three people,

somebody who works with Dion every day and two diehard football fans. We're depending on Dana's friendship of it and Brandon's... There's also a chance that you saw the questions and answers, Stephen, because I did send it to you. I think that's why he's saying it, because he's trying to make it seem like he has a disadvantage. Interesting.

The only people who have seen the questions and answers are me, Jeff D. Lowe, and I did forward it to Stephen and TJ to put up graphics. But Stephen is a man of his word. Do you not read emails from Big Cat? I do, but I talk to TJ. Jay, you've never missed an email. I'll let you guys have one other lifeline. Call another person as well. You have two calls.

Ah, fuck. Fair. Fine. KB, I'm on your side here. KB is sort of... I'm rooting for you. I studied random things. There's infinite things I could have studied. I don't know what you're gonna... Alright, let's just go. How are we at a disadvantage? I know. Let's just go.

Exactly. Alright, KB, you want a lifeline where you can call someone? Yes. Okay. You get two. I can call anybody or Dion. You can't call Dion. Okay. You get two. One of them can be Dion. Okay. Here we go. We ready? This is for us. We have graphics

I think. Yeah, here we go. Oh, wow. Those are terrible graphics. Oh, nice. Those are fine. All right. All right. Pull up the graphics. In 2010, what NFL team inducted Deion Sanders into their ring of honor?

Come on. He played good football at three places. Atlanta, Dallas, and San Francisco. But this would be Dallas probably, right? I would go with the Niners. I would think the Falcons. So far, so good. All you got to do is just –

And we steal? Yeah, but you got to – Just the dozen. Seems like this is a little late for Dallas. Maybe they would have done it before. For some reason, I feel like I have imagery in my head of the Niners. Why are you speaking like a fancy man, Brandon? He only played at the 49ers. He didn't play at the 49ers

long. Yeah. He didn't. Would you guys like to call on your first question? Shit. It's gotta be the Cowboys, right? Why don't you call? Clock. Clock. Oh, there is no clock. I'm not dealing with it. We need a fucking clock. We could be here

forever. I'm pretty sure he's in the Falcons' ring of honor. I feel like that was more recently, though. What do you want to do? Do you want to go with Dallas? I am quite certain he's in the Falcons' ring of honor. I do not know the year. I don't know if the other teams have ring of honor. If you would like to go Falcons, we'll go Falcons.

I'm cool with that. I assume the Cowboys have a ring of honor. Okay. The Cowboys have a very famous ring of honor. Final answer. Che, are you the final answer guy? He absolutely is. Stephen Che, final answer. How strongly do you feel about that?

This is killing me! Here we go. I'm going with you. Your final answer. 3, 2, 1. Your final answer. Three. Two. Fine. Atlanta Falcons.

Fuck. That is correct. Che is going to kill me. Wow. Che is going to kill me. Jesus. One point for the Coach Prime team. One nothing. All right, KB, your first question.

Deion Sandard played in the AFC for one team from 2004 to 2005. Name the team. That's easy. Kyle Bowler's Baltimore Ravens. Okay, that is correct. Again, by the way, I did not make these questions. Jeff D. Lowe, I can show you the text. Jeff D. Lowe, I texted him last night.

I said, I wasn't like, hey, can I get questions? You think that was a lopsided question? You guys had a one in three. Well, it was lopsided for me because I had the book, John Feinstein's book, Next Man Up, and it was about the 2004 Ravens, and Dion was in it. Yeah, but trivia is not catered to specific people. I don't even think he started.

You had a multiple choice. Shout out Jeff. There's three people on your team. Shout out Jeff, by the way, because I texted him, and I asked him, like, who writes the questions for the dozen? He said, I write them all. And I was like, oh, okay. I don't want to bother you.

He's like, no, no. Like, please. I'm just sitting here. And he wrote all the questions. All right. Good. Just like that. And they do get harder.

All right. I asked him for that. How many questions are there? There's six and then an extra point. So seven. All right. Okay. Here we go. Here extra point. So seven. All right. Okay, here we go.

Round two. This is for Team Prime. Stephen Che, Dana, and Brandon. In Deion's third season at Florida State, the Seminoles beat what Big 8 school in the Fiesta Bowl? What Big 8 school? You have a one in eight chance. This is a branding question, it feels like yes all right boys so we're talking i don't even know the big we're talking oklahoma we're talking nebraska

we're talking colorado we're talking you're just giving kb guesses i know now i memorized the big it feels like 80 so you want to hear he was in the 89 draft so his oh he you want the year no the year is the year is 88 okay so i know the year um it's oklahoma nebraska that's going to be the answer here I don't care Final answer Che You should care you're getting a gooch chug if you lose My initial end This is just going off of something I saw On ESPN Classic decades ago It was Oklahoma

I don't know the answer So are you going to go with Stephen Che again Or are you going to say Oklahoma Oklahoma final answer And Wait AB Oklahoma Oklahoma final answer and wait KB I'll just go Nebraska

that is correct uh oh uh oh Danny you better warm up that gooch huge miss by the boys they had the answer and they didn't get it remember you have two lifelines. All right, KB, your round two question. In Deion's first season at Florida State,

the Seminoles beat what Big 8 school in the Gator Bowl? First season, so that's 89. I don't even think he played or started. Big 8. Why am I thinking it was South? I think that was a bull win against South Carolina South Carolina was not the big eight So

Oh was this Barry Sanders I'm not seeing an Okie State Oh my god Final answer Oklahoma State Oh Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. Why? How? He has a photographic memory. Why would he have looked that up? I looked up his whole college career.

Why would you have looked that up? What he won. I remember they beat South Carolina the year prior. Why would you have looked that up? And I remember Nebraska. This is fishy. This is his brain. Okay.

He proves it every day. Y'all mad. All right. Y'all real mad. All right. Here we go. Round three. Awesome.

Huge lead. That was a big round for KB. Big KB round. All right. Round three. Give us some JSU questions. These are college football questions. We have some lifelines here.

First career started. Deion Sanders' career came against what AFC team? A 16-15 victory. I don't see that very often. Would you like to call a lifeline? Call Deion. I don't think Deion's even going to know this. I'm actually going to let you guys call Deion twice if you'd like to, because he should

have been here. Wait, what is this? Yeah, I just did that. Are you going to use their lifeline? I don't even know if you would know. That seemed a little hard. How would he not know who his first career start was against? He's played a lot of games.

Call him. He would know his first career start. All his ass. Call him? Yes. All right. It's a one in 16. You scared?

He's going to yell at you? No. Not even that many because there weren't that... Take the Texans out. All right. Here we go. Take the Jaguars. This is a big one.

You have reached. What? If he doesn't answer, I will call him for you. Wow, that would... That was so mean. It's got to be Speaker, no? Let him answer first. Does he have an embarrassing voicemail?

Tell him what they're going to put on Speaker. It's Dion. It's Dion. Give a message after the beep. It's me, Prime. Hello? Rib. Hello?

Hello? Just kidding. It's my voicemail. I believe you'll leave a message. Oh, nothing, boys. I think that should count as one. Well, I'll give you a chance where I will FaceTime him because he's a big FaceTime guy.

He will mention you on Fallon, though. I know. Yeah, he won't pick up your calls midday. He will mention you on The World. On his five-minute late-night spot, yeah. Think he'll mention me? Why don't you call Sam? Yeah, if he mentions Sam.

I think they dropped him at the hotel. Oh, Dion? Might be taking a nap or something. Oh, no. Oh, hang up. Hang up. He was just here 20 minutes ago. He couldn't be napping already.

I don't know. He's not much of a nap guy. No, he doesn't sleep. He's a grinder. That's the next question. Is Dion much of a nap guy? All right. Here's what I'm going to do.

This is the antithesis of the dozen because I just want a close match. I'm going to allow you guys to use Google, but you have 10 seconds to use Google. Wait, wait. I haven't said it yet. I haven't said it yet. Just look at it. Hold on. Hold on.

You get 10 seconds. 10 seconds to use Google. When I say all three of you can search, but it's literally 10 seconds and phone's down. That's fast. Okay. Wait, can we strategize first? Nope. Oh, no.

This is already a gift. This is a huge gift. Use Google. Are you mad about phone? Wait, he we strategize first? Nope. Oh, no. This is already a gift. It's a huge gift. Use Google. Are you mad about... Wait, he already has D on Google. Oh, my God. Do that. You can't do that.

Am I racing? All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. More than enough time. More than enough time. More than enough time, you think? Yeah. Oh, they got five seconds.

Ten seconds is too long. Three. Oh, they're stupid. Two. Oh, excuse me. The baseball Ten seconds is too long. Three. Oh, they're stupid. Two. Oh, excuse me. The baseball game. The baseball game. Bye-bye.

You morons. Done. Done. They gave us the baseball game. First baseball game. And it cheated. Gay started early, finished late. That was electric.

You still didn't get it. I'm going to let you guys use the phone for every single word. He looked over and Brandon was typing with one thumb. I thought ten seconds was way long. All right. Final answer. 5G is so much worse than 4TLT. It's ridiculous.

Brandon, I did see that he had a punt return touchdown in his first game. I don't know if that's true. That's what it said. Does that ring any bells for your weird fucking... Dana got a nice Google there. All right, quickly. It could be the Broncos. It could be the Browns. It could be the Bengals. That's your name?

It's just all B's. The Seahawks looked up the alphabetical order of Tennessee. Shut up. Were the Rams ever in the AFC? Rams were the first game of that season. I saw that. They were never in the AFC though. That's what I'm asking. I'm not old enough to know. The Raiders were in the AFC.

They were in the same city. Give know the Raiders. And they were in the same city. Give you a double dip. Oh my god, no. Sounds like we're nowhere close. An AFC team. Mike's fucky. Double dip. It could be the Seahawks.

It could be the Seahawks, Jay. Triple dip. No. Give us three teams. Now I know it's not the Seahawks. Jay, just say three teams. Not the Dolphins. Say three teams, Steven. Go. The Patriots.

That is correct. What? What? I hate him. I hate him. That is correct. I despise him. I'd not do anything.

I was just going division by division. I was picking one for me. What a answer. You fucking dork. What an answer. Wait, can we watch that reaction immediately back? You didn't start until the sixth week? That's crazy. What an answer.

All right, here we go. Put it down. Put down your phone. Put down your phone. Fuck. KB's question. One week after their win over the Patriots, the Falcons lost 34-20 to what NFC team in Deion's first career road start? I have no idea.

It's an NFC team. KB, I will give you a double dip. Okay. NFC. I'm just trying to think of NFC teams. The Packers. One more. We have the noise.

You don't have to do it. I like to do it. Seahawks. AFC. 49ers. California. San Diego. San Diego NFC.

San Diego NFC. Cardinals. Yes. The Cardinals? Yes. The Cardinals. That's correct. What the fuck? I didn't know it. I thought it was a point oner.

You asshole. I was going Westie. NFC. I was telling him yes for everything he said. Oh, my God. The Cardinals. Correct. Arizona Cardinals.

Phoenix Cardinals. Phoenix? Phoenix Cardinals. Oh, Jeff. In the NFL? Oh, Jeff Phoenix Cardinals. Phoenix? Phoenix Cardinals. Oh, Jeff. In the NFL? Oh, Jeff. What, does that count? What?

Oh. Why would that not count? Arizona. You said Arizona Cardinals. You said it after he already got it right. Okay, Brandon's letting it count. That's very nice of you. They were the Phoenix Cardinals?

That's still Arizona. That's fine. Okay. You sure that's fine? You boys are desperate. Obviously, he fed the answers anyway. It doesn't matter. Let's just get through this.

How is he fed the answers? You are such a... You can't even... Motherfucker knew... Motherfucker knew Barry Sanders is Oklahoma State. Okay, take the point away. He's my favorite player of all time. Brandon Che had the answers too.

I'm officially taking the point away. I did not look at the answer. Wait, whoa, whoa. What? No, he said Arizona, not Phoenix. He said Arizona. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals.

He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. Arizona Cardinals. He didn't say a Arizona. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. He said Cardinals. No, it's after the fact. He said Cardinals. Arizona Cardinals. He didn't say a state. He said Cardinals.

Hell no. No. I'm ruling. Give me my point. That is ridiculous. Those are absurd. I am a fucking- Brandon, you are such a crybaby.

I understand why- Then it's going to be your turn and we're going to listen to you guys. You can't handle even like someone remotely getting the lead on you in trivia. No, I didn't say it. This is insane. No, I said he should count it. Can you give him half a point? No.

No, he should get the full point. Oh, he's fed it. No, I said he should count. He's not fed the answers. He finds it in his head instead of debating to each other. Now I know why Jeff D'Lo loves this game because he gets to play dictator. The point has been taken away. I said it should count.

That makes zero sense. Okay. All right, here we go. Round four. Dana, you're celebrating the same result that's happening to you no matter what. No matter what happens, you're doing the same exact thing. Alright, here we go. Round four.

Alright, here we go. On July 17, 1990, Deion hit an electrifying three-run inside the park home run against what team after what center fielder missed a diving catch? O'Jackson, Kansas City Royals. That is correct. 3-3. O'Jackson on three home runs that night. Okay, here we go.

They got hurt on that play. I better get an equal question. You knew that? In Deion's first game. Okay, here we go. They got hurt on that play. I better get an equal question. You knew that? In Deion's first game... KB, your question. In Deion's first game back in baseball in 2001 with the Reds, he hit a three-run home run off what team? That's motherfucking Eric Gagne. That is...

You need a team, too. You round the bases... Oh, fuck. The Dodgers. Correct. Hokey Reese met him at home, gave him the Knucks. The Dodgers. Correct. Pokey Reese met him at home. Yep. Gave him the Knucks. He really did. Play that clip. Play that clip.

Play that clip. One of my fans gave the Knucks. Took him to right field. Gave him the Knucks. Reese gave him the Knucks. What I do for a Reese Knucks right now. Oh, my God. For a Reese Knucks?

Okay, so I need to see. That question, Jeff D'Lo probably should have realized that Pokey Reese was in it somehow. He knew. Keep it away from that. Oh, he's smiling. He's smiling. have realized that Pokey Reese was in it somehow. He knew. Keep it away from that. Oh, he's smiling. He's smiling. Oh, the Pokey Reese Knux. All right, give me one clip, then I can run through a brick wall.

I don't even want to see the home run. I just want to see the Knux. That's all I care about. The Knux. Just give us the Knux. Pokey Reese. Our boy. Our king.

We need to get him in the Hall of Fame. Why not? It's just about Gagné to get him in the Hall of Fame. Or not. It's just about Gagne. Is he a future Hall of Famer? No, steroid guy. Big time steroid guy. How did you know Gagne was a starting pitcher?

What? AB's a very big baseball fan. I knew that. When was he a starting pitcher? I knew that. When was he a starting pitcher? He's only a closer, right? G-A-G-N-E. When was he a starting pitcher?

I didn't know. G-A-G-N-E. When was he a starting pitcher? I didn't know. G-A-G-N-E. Come on, that should be first. He was a one inning guy. First page YouTube. You should just type in. Yeah, big game return. You should just type in Pokey Reese. Oh, Deion Sanders, big game return in 2001. Now

here, Ewan. Okay, we have. Four to three? Why do I think I have a bigger bigger lead because you lost a point phoenix oh yeah which was fair i think that was fair this is fucking bone just forward through this bone chilling oh here we go a young eric god look at that right am i got that that was a week what What the fuck? That's a second. No, this is his full return. Oh, I see the hole. No way. Oh, yep. Coach Prime. He's a pretty good athlete, huh?

Look at this. Oh, wow. Look at this. Smoked it. Gonzo, give me those knucks. Where is he? Oh, no. Where is he? You better show him all the way around.

Am I Mandela affecting this? No, there he is! Pokey Reese! Give us the Nox! Give us the Nox! Come on, come on. Give him the Nox. Nox, Nox, Nox.

Yeah! Pokey Reese getting those Nox. How long did you study this for? I knew that without studying. Yeah, that's a Pokey Reese getting those knucks. How long did you study this for? I knew that without studying. Yeah, that's a Pokey Reese question. True. That's not a Deion Sanders question. That was a Pokey Reese question.

All right. Here we go. Round five. In Deion's return to the NFL in 2004, the Ravens lost their season opener to what team with what starting quarterback? Sorry, repeat the question? Read the goddamn screen. And Deion's, Stephen already got the questions on an email,

so he could know all these. In Deion's return to the NFL in 2004, the Ravens lost their season opener to what team with what starting quarterback? Trent Green. Yeah, you should be able able to you are a quarterback guy this is maybe the only question Deion I feel it in my bones Trent Green

any team and quarterback 2004 I'm pretty sure that was Trent Green you can use you have one lifeline remaining this was in the book. Oh, no. It was in Feinstein's book. Feinstein.

Feinstein. Whatever. You don't pronounce Jewish names. He doesn't know many of those. Let's call him John. Johnny Gefiltefish. You said they lost, right? It's on the screen

Yeah, they lost You're right there They lost their season opener to what team? With what starting quarterback? Oh boy They wouldn't have opened with a division game? They started doing that more recently They used to just be a hodgepodge

Well, we don't know anything Just say Trent Green, Kansas City Would you guys like a double dip? I'll award you one. Okay. I just want this to be coming down to the last one. I don't know this. This is my version of trivia where it's like Mario Kart.

Sure, yeah, we'll take the double dip. Okay. Trent Green, Kansas City Chiefs. 2004 Ravens. It was in the book. It might have been in the book. And it has no reaction to him being wildly wrong. So team that lost.

Jay Fiedler. No, they didn't play Miami. Who knows? We have no idea. You guys are going off nothing. I would just say a quarterback. The co-MVPs in 2003 were the Steve McNair. Guys, this isn't helping you get to the answer of the question.

They lost the game. Okay. So the team's probably good. Starting quarterback, those two guys were starting in the AFC. Could be McNair. Steve McNair, Tennessee Titans. Am I up? AB, you're up.

I have no idea. Brady and the Pats. The Penny? Okay. Brady and the Pats. The Penny? Okay. We're going to round. The answer was the Browns. Jeff Garcia. Of course.

Jeff. They just started doing that in recent years. That's what they did. Oh. But they have started with a division opponent, Browns or Bengals. You said they started doing that in recent years. They did. They made it mandatory in recent years.

Wow. Not mandatory, but years. Wow. Not mandatory, but mostly. Oh, my. It's not mandatory. So they made it mandatory. Bears played the Rams to start the season this year. It's not mandatory. So it's mostly division games.

So it's not mandatory, but it's mostly. And that one was. Okay, here we go. We're getting close to it, boys. This is KB's round five question. In Deion's second season with the Ravens in 2005, the first win of the season came against what team with what starting quarterback? This is impossible.

They get harder. How? Questions get harder. This is the same year. You know this one? No, I said how do they get harder? They're hard enough These are way too hard

You know this? No, Brady I swear to God Brady and the Pats Swear to God if he knows this So, let's think about this There's no way you can think about this It's probably

It's probably also the Browns Who was the Browns starting quarterback that year? Derek Anderson. No, I think he was like 07. You haven't cracked the code, Steven. He did. He cracked the code. Yes, he has.

Didn't I? He's cracked every code ever written. You just went counter to your own. Wouldn't this be so Jephte Lowe to just – both Browns. What about Roethlisberger? What about Pitt? What about a different division team? What about Carson Palmer and the Bengals?

They beat. Okay, it's fine. Roethlisberger wasn't great yet. What about Roethlisberger and Pitt or – He already had a Super Bowl. Carson Palmer – no, he didn't. No, he didn't. That was a Super Bowl year.

What? Why do they take it so seriously? Oh, he's a psycho. Brandon's a psycho. I'm not – So we don't know. I said he didn't. No, he didn't. That was a Super Bowl year. What? Why do they take it so seriously? Oh, he's a psycho. Brandon's a psycho. I'm not. So we don't know. I said it should count. I get it.

0-6. I don't know who their quarterback is. It's 0-5. 0-5. Yeah. Steven is now giving quarterbacks for 0-3. You say Carson Palmer. 0-6.

You're worried about sounding smart. You don't even know what you're the questions about. Carson Palmer. Give him a double dip. Give me a double. Oh, my God. Yeah. Give him a double dip. Give me a double dip. Oh, my God. Yeah, give him a double dip.

I want it to be tied. What'd you say? Cleveland Browns. He's the starting quarterback. Oh, my. All right, you guys are just being – you're wrong. No double dip. I said Carson Palmer Bengals.

That was the first thing. All right, that's fine. Over. All right, the answer is Jets, Brooks Bollinger. Okay. Oh, yeah. Wisconsin Badger. Do you remember Bollinger?

Hey, they get harder. This was meant to be for Deion to go up against KB. Yeah, I didn't go this in depth. All right. Round six. Still four to three. I remember the draft. All the draft.

Butt chug is still on the line. How many more do we got? Two more. No, me and Steven. Round six. Round six. Butt chug is still on the line. How many more do we got? Two more. No, me and Stephen Chabot. Round six. We went bowling yesterday. Oh, yeah. We got that, too.

All right, here we go. If you covered the draft, KB, well, we got a draft question. All right, Stephen. All right, here we go. It's 89. And this one, wow, this is actually, okay, this is interesting. This is for us. Round six.

Yes, this is for... Okay. This is interesting. This is for us. Round six. Yes, this is for you guys. The Buccaneers selected what linebacker? Sixth overall immediately after Deion was taken in the 1989 NFL Draft. Now, obviously, these questions were meant for Deion. Stephen Che is now part of this. So, wow. How did you know this? Is it Keith McCants?

Could be. Okay. Buccaneers Is it Keith McCants? Could be. Buccaneers selected what linebacker six overall immediately after J.R. Too early for Hardy Nickerson. This, by the way, people are going to be like, Stephen, how do you not know this? Stephen was two. Yeah, wait, Stephen got a Bucs question? He was two years old. He was two years old.

And in Jeff's defense, he didn't know Steve would be playing. Correct. And Stephen was two. He asked me who the Bears drafted in fucking 89. Two. Is it Keith McCants? Keith McCants.

It's not Hardy Nicholson. Broderick Thomas. McCants, Nicholson. One of those two. Broderick Thomas. I don't think Keith McKenzie Was that high of a pick Which one would you like to go with Why don't you ask Dana

I don't fucking know anything I'm just here to be the Gooch Chug guy This is a big question Give me some JSU questions I don't think Keith McKenzie was that high of a pick I think Broderick Thomas I know Is a first round pick and he's a linebacker. Go for it.

I do not know the year, though. All right. Broderick Thomas. That is correct. Jesus Christ! Broderick Thomas, Nebraska. Unbelievable, Steven. Way to go.

Unbelievable. Way to trust yourself, too. Here we go. This is a question for KB. The Falcons selected a quarterback in the 1989 NFL Draft seven rounds after taking Dion. I know this. I know this. Did you study the draft sheets?

Yes. It was. That's it? That's a question? That's a question. Seven rounds. Wait, they got a sixth overall? Jesus.

You can't say the questions are unfair now, Brandon. That's a fucking hard question. Wait. Fuck. All right, it's this whole class. It was the quarterback. It was from, like, eastern Illinois. I don't need the team.

I just need the name. I don't need the team. I just need the name. Can we have our point? Can I use my phone a friend? Yes. Who would I call? Yeah, Jesus Christ.

I'm the one who... Eastern, West, or West? Where did Garoppolo go? He went to Eastern. Eastern. Why do I think it was... AB? It was Western, I think.

Okay. Paul Wall. Paul Wall? Paul Wall, Western. It was something like that. It was a weird name. It was a weird name. The rapper? It was your phone a friend. Paul Wall? It was something like that. A weird name. It was a weird name. A rapper?

A weird name like Paul Wall? It was something like that. I did like a mnemonic device. Why Paul Wall? It's not Paul Wall. Use your phone-a-friend. I can't do what I call. You want a double dip?

What would he double? No, you know what? I'll count as a double dip. Paul Wall. Wrong. Yeah, one more. Don't offend, KB. It was Sean Kingston.

It was something with a musician's name. Don't think it was Sean Kingston. Paul Wall. Paul Kingston. You were very close. Paul Singer. Paul Singer! Paul Singer. Paul Singer! Paul Singer!

Wait, we don't know. Did you have gotten it? No. My bad. I forgot about the steal. It's not a human. Paul Wall or Sean. You were close.

I was just shocked that he said Paul. You see what I was getting at? Paul Singer. Paul Wall sings. You guys obviously never had a chance on that, right? Correct. No. All right, round seven.

Let's decide. And if we tie at the end, we'll just do a guys obviously never had a chance on that, right? Correct. All right, round seven. Let's decide. And if we tie at the end, we'll just do a wheel. Yep. That's perfect. Perfect. Okay. Round seven. This is the final round.

Against the Bengals in 1990, Deion started high-stepping at the 50-yard line while returning a punt from what punter back for a touchdown? I am not allowing any more lifelines. Chris Gardocki was the Browns punter at the time. Jesus Christ, you guys are psychos. I hate you guys. Why would you ever waste time even knowing these things?

They don't get you anywhere in life. I'm here. All right. That's fair. That's true. All right. That's fair. That's true. We're at the same thing. That's like when Francis tried to belittle Glennie Balls, and he was like, I went to Harvard, and Glennie was like,

we have the same job. If that's the Bengals punter. That's not. He was the Browns punter. I don't know who the Bengals punter was in 1990. I just wanted to say I knew Bengals punter. That's not. He was the Browns punter. I don't know who the Bengals punter was in 1990. I just wanted to say I knew one Ohio punter. All right, I'm going to go five, four. When did this happen?

I don't know. I'm just tired of this. It's 45 minutes in the show. Jeff Eagles is very old. Three. Chris Gardocki. And. It was the Bengals punter.

Pass. AB. Pass. Pass. Pass is an and. It was Lee Johnson. Pass. Pass is an eh. It was Lee Johnson. Oh. He had a big boot.

All right, so here we go. Final question. If KB gets it, he wins. If he doesn't get it and you guys steal it, you win. If neither of you gets it, we go to the wheel for the Gooch Chug. All right. Oh, it's tied. It's tied. It's 4-4. My Mario Kart trivia has go to the wheel for the Gooch Chug. All right. Oh, it's tied. It's tied.

It's 4-4. My Mario Kart trivia has worked to perfection, by the way. Incredible move by me taking away that point. Here we go. KB, last question. In Dion's first professional win in the state of Florida in 1992, the Buccaneers used three quarterbacks against the Falcons. Testa Verde, Craig Erickson, and who else?

This is actually bad that it's the Stephen Chase team. This is bad. Because we can steal. Yes, you can steal. You can steal? I mean. How would anybody? I'm going to call Frank.

No, we said no more lifelines, I thought. Ah, KB never used his lifeline. I know this. I know this. You don't. Think about it. Testaverde went to Salonica High School. Electric. Let me retweet. Before you answer, let me retweet.

Okay, I wanted to watch. T-E-D. It was TED Talk was the mnemonic device. Then TED Talk. TED Titanic. TED Talk. Titanic ran into an iceberg. Why am I thinking not the ABC

Steve D-Berg. Holy shit. Holy shit. What a win. What a win. Holy shit. What a win. What a win. Oh, my God. Kyle is smarter than Brandon and Steven.

Fuck me. No. Your butt chugs. Kyle is smarter than Brandon and Steven. I was literally like in Sherlock. I was in Crest. Man has a gift. How do you know?

Why do we waste 45 minutes? It's incredible. I knew I had it in me. What are you talking about? The answer's in the Constitution. That was awesome. That was awesome. Great trivia.

Beautiful mind. Did you know it, Steven? I had it down to three people that we were talking about. You knew it was Steve D-Berg. Damn. What a round of trivia. I tell you, if you give KB... KB can't know it, but you can?

Brandon, don't be a sore loser. That was a great trivia game. That's offensive. When you think deep down, you know that KB actually beat you guys by two points. Yeah. No, he beat you by one. He beat you by one. He said Arizona, not Phoenix.

All right, so time to do the Gooch Chug. Gooch Wheel. Oh, the Gooch Wheel. Yeah, it's Steven and Brandon for the Gooch Wheel. I don't think it's the Gooch Wheel. No, Dana's holding the Gooch. I'm the Gooch wheel. Yeah, it's Stephen and Brandon for the Gooch wheel. I don't think it's in Dana as well. No, Dana's holding the Gooch. I'm the Gooch guy. The Gooch hold.

So it's one and two, not one and three. Yeah, correct. Shit. Yeah. I mean, Dana lost no matter what. He has to hold it in the Gooch. I wouldn't mind Dana trying to chug from his own Gooch. Okay.

You think he could? Well, he'd have to lay down. Yeah, I'd have to go spread eagle. Yeah, yeah. No, no. Oh, if you went? Well, he'd have to lay down. Yeah, I'd have to go spread eagle. Yeah, yeah. No, no. Oh, if you went like this, you'd have to clench really hard. We were all on a team together.

No. No. I gotta have some I gotta have some social respect. Steven and Brandon Gooch Chuck. Alright. Best of seven. Best of seven. Love it. Nothing better. Not that bad. Yeah, do we want to see our names? We don't want to see Love it. Nothing better. Want to see our names? Not that bad. No. Yeah, do we want to see our names?

We don't want to see our names. No, we want to see your names. Oh, no. You're saying you have to, yeah, the person to get picked four times wins. All right. And does not have to do it. Does not have to do it. Great trivia.

I'm addicted to trivia. I hate trivia, but it is kind of thrilling being God and knowing the answers. It would have been so much better with Dion. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, It would have been so much better with Deion. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, that would have been awesome with Deion. I think I would have beat him.

I planned it with him. Maybe would have tied. I don't know if he would have known. We'll do it again when he comes back. Hunter. I tried to get him to stay. Man's a busy man. Great interview with him on PMT on Monday, though.

Where are you going? Where are you going, Dana? From who? He has to go home for the weekend. I don't know why you were calling him during his following. All right, here we go. Let's spin it. So you want your name chosen? One.

One for Brandon. Hey, you love high noon. I do. Come on. Wait. 1-1. Steven's getting cocky. He did a little fist bump there.

1-1. Bump. 2-1. What is this? Oh. 2-1. What are those? Oh, he's giving up. Would you like to concede? No, don't give up. Would you like to concede, Brandon?

I don't concede. Would you like to concede? Okay. All right, here we go. We're going to have to get the right camera on it. Wait, no, wait. What are you doing, Brandon? We're still doing the wheel.

Best of seven. He's giving up. Best of three. Are you conceding? Classic WNBA final. Spin it. Are, no, wait. What are you doing, Brandon? We're still doing the wheel. Best of seven. He's giving up. Are you conceding? Classic WNBA final. Spin it. Are you conceding? Brandon's trying to twist the fade. I know exactly what he's doing. He's jinxing it. Yes. Stop. Stop. Yes.

3-1. He's warming them up. Come on. Stop. There we go. Stop. Stop. Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. Boom. 3-2. Boom. 3-2. 3-2. Wow.

The wheel is just. Okay. Make me a pizza. Oh! Stop. Brandon, lay down. I want to take a picture and get people to watch. A little social promo.

Brandon is going to chug out of Dana's gooch. Don't tag the brand. Don't tag the brand. Why would I tag the brand? I feel like it would be obvious. No, I would never have been like, hey, guys. This ass chug is brought to you by Muggsy. Brandon's out of Dana's gooch.

All right, Dana. Is it done? Yeah. Oh, shit. Dana's so fucked up right now. Yeah, you are very fucked up. You have to take your pants off. Guy is so fucked up right now.

Oh, whoa. Oh, nice. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but it has to be up in your gooch. That's a thought. Please upvote the stream before the gooch chug. Hold on. Let me get this out there.

I think you should do it from the other way. Hold on. Let me get a picture of this. No, no, no. The other way. The hole should be the other way. Tell Brandon to lay in front of the table. That's his gooch. Wait. Lay in front of the table, no, no. The other way. The hole should be the other way. Tell Brandon to lay in front of the table instead of next to it. That's his gooch.

Wait. Lay in front of the table, he's saying. Lay in front of the table, Brandon. Also, I think you want head under his gooch for maximum. Yeah, that would be. Just saying, maybe drop your draws. Maybe go completely. Brandon is going to chug out of Dana's gooch right now.

All right, wait. Okay. Gooch. Wait. All right, wait. Okay. Gooch. Wait, make sure we have it exactly. Oh, don't say the flavor. Don't say the flavor. Oh, he has to guess. He has to guess.

He has to guess. All right, where are you? Okay. TJ, is this good? Yeah, smart. TJ, is this good? Oh, yeah. Oh, go all the way.

Go topless. Go topless. Let's do it. Go topless. Let's do way. Go topless. Go topless. Just in case it gets on your shirt. You go topless, Dana. You go bottomless. Yeah. Tarps off curtains. You don't open it up until it's in the gooch. Yeah, then you open it.

And then you let it spill. Yeah, wait. Make sure you can see it. Is this a good angle? Can we do that angle? because I love that angle. Who playing yak bingo had Brandon's undershirt being Cactus Jack? We would have guessed it eventually. Okay, all right. Oh, yeah, tuck it in.

This is actually a perfect angle because it looks like he's pissing. Maybe hide the can a little. Yeah, hide the can in your asshole. Put it up a little bit more. There it goes, yes. No, no, no, TJ, come out, come out, zoom out. All right, there you go. That's perfect. If he drops the can, he has to start over with another one. All right, put it up a little bit more. There it goes. Yes. No, no, no, no. TJ, come out. Come out. Zoom out.

All right, there you go. That's perfect. If he drops the can, he has to start over with another one. All right, here we go. Here we go. If he drops the can, Brandon will be hurt. Three, two, one. Squeeze, Dana.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No hands. Just use Gooch. Just fixing the... Squeeze your... Wait, how is he so good at this? He's so good at this. Oh, way to go. Whoa. Hey. All right.

That was a great whole experience there. What flavor, Brandon? That's pineapple. That's pineapple. He loves the pineapple. Oh, it's not. A little something sweet. 100%.

That's watermelon. Very far off. Yeah. Does it burn the eyes? Brandon, it's not. A little something sweet. 100% not. That's watermelon. Very far off. Yeah. Does it burn the eyes? You want to go change your shirt? You want to? You feel bad? Good sport.

Good sport. Great show. Great show, everyone. Way to go. Who won bowling? Oh, yeah. Bowling? There's an awkward air about this room now that we just watched a Gooch chug.

Yeah. Do you want to play the bowling video? It's the same sensation I'd imagine post-orgy. Very. No, let's play it. Let's play it. Let's play it. Let's watch.

No, this is our content. Yeah, this is our content. You all right? Yeah, how you feeling? Champ. You played well against me. I feel fine. That was a dog fight.

You want to wash your face real quick? Gutsy performance and trivia. Go. You ended up with a nice hair. Go. You have a walk? Yeah, well, thank you. I'm proud of him.

I'm proud of him, too. Chugged well, too. You did. All around. Positive experience for everyone. Now that he's gone KB you did incredible You did really good man Thank you

You did incredible I'm pissed I didn't get Paul Singer Definitely memorize that Yeah damn Wait did you cheat? No Well I mean Is it cheating if I send him all the questions and answers last night?

You guys. I tried to act that so practically. Oh, well. I missed a few on purpose. You were so good. I really tried to sell that performance. I had to take Phoenix away from you. I know.

I knew it was Phoenix. I didn't want to be too mean. Yeah, you do it all. Yeah. That's so disappointing. Why? I'm pissed. Now people are going to be so mad. That ruined me. I was going to to be too mean. Yeah, you do it all. That's so disappointing. Why? Piss. Now people are going to be so mad.

That ruined me. I was going to get so much love. I legitimately thought KB was like some sort of freak genius. God damn it. Big guy, you didn't have to say that. Repeat what you were saying before I came in. I said KB did great. No, see.

I said KB, you did great. He needed to be brought down a notch, and now it's not going to happen. I really thought better of you, Kyle. What are you talking about? I knew some of these other assholes would do it. I thought better of you. Oh, man.

Sorry. Can we just acknowledge the fact that the main conceit of the entire thing was that KB would know Dion's life better than Dion? Dion didn't show, so we had to pivot to what we did, which I think was incredible. Dion never would have figured out

what was going on. No. Where's my phone? What a picture! You almost beat him! Oh my god, Brandon! By the way, the Paul Singer question was fucking masterful, what you did. Masterful.

I tried to sell that miss. Incredible what you did. Still look smart. Yes. Absolutely incredible. Yeah, that was absurd. My man KB can do it. Sean Kingston.

Something with music. Artist. Paul Wall. Western, Eastern. Guys good. Western, Eastern. Guy's good. We went bowling yesterday. How you feeling? No, I just, anytime you can get, yeah.

Let's play bowling. You know Jeff does that for the dozen too, right? Yeah, he gives the answers to everyone before. So background on the bowling. We had a large wager based on the conversation we had several months ago where Brandon rolled a 97. I think it was lower than that. It was 97 when I went with you. My first bowl was a 97.

That's right. I bowled like a 180 or something. They made fun of me for bowling a 97. What did I bowl? 180? No, it was like 150. 250? Yeah. So I told

Brandon I would wipe the floor with him and he threw out a very high number of a wager that I could not, to which I instantly accepted. We put it off for a while. We're going to have it ready for LA this video, but I was in the protocol at the time, so we had to bump it to yesterday. We taped it.

So this is it. We're going to provide commentary over the top of it. That ball looks small in your hand. I haven't seen this one. How frustrating was it to have to play against Stephen, Brandon? It is the worst. He is so – I know we do 10X.

He is 10X Stephen at the ball. Oh, no. You're not kidding me. Oh, no. I would just say when he gets a strike or a spare, he has a celebration, and he did it every time, and it is the worst fucking thing. I don't even know if I want to watch. Can we blur out his celebrations?

Can we give it a weird alert or something? And the full video will be out on the Barstool Yak YouTube page. Yes, yes. In a little bit. Okay. All right, here we go. I'd like to point out we did no one. Wait, who's all here?

Who's with you? It's just Avery shooting and Michelangelo shooting That's it Oh no It's a gutter ball Two gutter balls Brandon Oh he's wearing his bowling shirt too

Oh Okay It's so serious Oh, he's wearing his bowling shirt, too? Oh. Big fun. Okay. He's taking it so seriously. Is this bowling alley like in Dracula's house? I know. What is this? It's Chelsea Pierce. This is the strangest vibe I've ever heard.

It's a private room. It was wonderful. Yeah. Admittedly, of course. That is cool. Oh, no. This actually is next to us. Yeah.

Figured it out. Okay. A little better for P1. How many games did you guys play? It was best of three. Brandon, your roll is so bad. It was best of three. Oh, man.

My dick sucks. Brandon. Oh, no. Oh, that's so bad. You haven't bowled in three years and you're just doing this? Watch. Oh, he missed that one. That was terrible.

This has a weird vibe to it. It's like a weird footage of a dreamer. I think they're about to fuck. It's like the beginning of a Browser's video. Something about this is off. Strangest vibe of a video I've ever seen and felt. It's so weird. It's like professional bowler teaches young teen how to bowl.

Even if I don't win, at least I don't stand like a bitch. These angles are creeping me out. Everything is so Oh you Oh my goodness Wait what Yeah that was incredible He got a strike

He threw a cutter ball he got a strike Wait wait go back go back to what Chase just did That celebration He did it the whole fucking day I didn't know what happened until Wait, wait, go back. Go back to what Chase just did. He did it the whole fucking day. I didn't know what happened until Chase explained it. He thought he threw a gutter ball. He got a strike. He's an asshole.

Oh. What an asshole. This is like the scariest thing I've ever watched. Scariest thing ever. Oh my lord. This is like some found footage. I know. Live leak.

Yeah, it's live. Stop. Got her. Got her! Oh, man. This is like hate porn for Stephen Shea. Six. You're getting lucky. Watch this shit. Oh. Oh, you're getting lucky. Watch this shit. Oh! Oh, no.

This is so bad. Oh, Brandon. Even, like, the sounds. Everything is scaring me. This is the scariest bowling match I've ever watched. How many games did you guys play? We played best of three. God damn it, we played best of three. It's the slowest bowling match I've ever watched. How many games did you guys play? We played best of three. God damn it, we played best of three.

Is this like an hour long? I think it's every roll. We're still on game one. Just every roll, super cut, and then MA's going to post a full version on the Yak YouTube. This isn't the full? We don't think we need a full. And then there's going to be 20 minutes of background,

like behind the scenes on stool scenes. That was it. Whoa, dude, go back to that. He did this every... Oh, no. Watch this shit. What does that mean? That's unfair.

Oh, is it a lightsaber check? What's the sound? Wait, so can we just go to game three? Did you win game two? I feel like we should look at game two. Oh, okay. What was the first score? He scored 138.

I scored 108. All right, so game two. Who won the first game of the playoff? The Bucs. Che has a very athletic role. Brandon couldn't say the same for you, unfortunately. Let's see what happens. You. All right, you broke the record. No, no, no for you, unfortunately. Let's see what happens. You.

No, no, no, no, no. That was before the end of it. I scored a 108. It's fine. Nice job, man. Yeah. 108. Pretty good.

I. Steven is just a detestable human being. He's awful. There's nothing he can do about it. That's just him. Oh! He's got a tattoo! Oh, the tattoo show.

The tattoo pop. Oh, my God. How badass do you feel with that tattoo, Steven? I do feel more badass. Yeah. Weird wrist thing at the end. Oh! He actually did it.

Oh, is he even condescending? He actually did. He actually did it. Oh, is he even condescending? He actually did. He actually did it. Oh, wow. So you got. Yeah. It's a good roll. Oh.

I'm not kidding. I don't have the mental fortitude. I would have killed myself. Yes. I would have bashed my brain in with a ball. Especially in that setting. I would have killed myself. I would have bashed my brain in with a bowling ball. I would have dove down the ball return. Gustus Gloop style. Some liminal shit.

Can't get over the setting. I can't think of a word to describe. Love on the wall, the bowling ball with antlers. This is horrifying. Lighting. Shane, it's Bolero. This is the end to There Will Be Blood.

It looks like it's in a Kmart. It was awesome. Maybe if there was some music. This was a very cool bit. And I was going to say, we should have a four-on-four match over this. I'm in. I'm in. Absolutely in.

I would. We wanted to do a draft. So this is a private room. And the loser, losing team. I'm in. A Gooch chug. I'm totally in. Oh, you're all in on the gooch chugs, aren't you?

Yeah, you liked it. Brandon secretly loved it. Not my first time with Dana. I need more slash. I need more of the electric slash. Okay, is that a lightsaber? It's kind of undefined. A little bit different story this time, ain't it, Jay?

Oh, that sucks. God, that was out of stride. Oh, we cut it out. Good camera. What? What? Yeah, so now we're just balling. So this thing, will this full video be, like, what, six hours? Yeah.

Now I'm thinking we shouldn't put the full video out. Yeah, I thought it was going to be more edit. This is overflowing. It was going to have music and edited well. I think the full will, but this was just done overnight. Okay, all right. I don't want to hate on anyone yet. This was a very tight turnaround.

Yeah, that's true. You're right. You're right. It was. See? Told you. All right, so who won game two? I did.

What was the score? 191 to... Wow, man. 191? Damn. 191 to 135. So let's go to game three? Or do you not want to watch game two?

It doesn't matter. So you lost game two? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What was the final score in game three? He won 172 to 135.

So your best beat him. My best? I had the high score of the day, yes. All right, your best beat him. My best. I had the high score of the day, yes. All right. So that kind of. That's the best ball. And on the aggregate, he beat me by 11. But I went.

That's a man who just, he's like, he's the dude who loses the Super Bowl, sits and watches the confetti. I got to remember this feeling. I went 108, 191, 135. He went 138, 135, 172. Wow, Steven, you stepped up in the third game. We can turn it off. Well, third game was, I mean, if you want to see whatever this is,

that was all game. I left one frame open. Did you do a lot of? Just give me one more celebration. I'm on the brink of being like so I don't I haven't seen this video But it's literally every role in the third for you This is worse than what I do not need to see anymore so weird We should get we get all the confessions from the terrorists just like watch these two America That was torture because if I'm gonna like watch every frame of a bowling match, I'd rather bowl.

Yeah, because it's the same thing, but you're having fun. Dude, I'll go bowling. Yeah, I want to. Let's see the zzzz. There it is. That is a sweet move, Steve. He did it. Sweet.

He did it. Sweet move. Mike, what's your strike celebration? Just an X. An X. All right. Yeah, we've seen enough. Yeah. sweet. He did it. What's your strike celebration? Just an X. An X? Alright, yeah, we've seen enough. Go watch the full video, which will be, it is true, I should have mentioned it was a very tight turnaround. They bowled yesterday.

It was like 5-5. I may have said stool scenes will have 20 minutes of behind the scenes. But the behind the scenes where you want to watch is them going, actually talking. I'm a little bit confused with this whole thing, but electric. The full length video that will be up on the Yak YouTube actually has a little hidden Easter egg in it. You blink and you'll miss it.

So you have to watch the entire thing. What's the winner get? The winner gets, they can spend the night at my crib. That's right. That's right. So if you find the Easter egg, you get to spend the night. There was a lot of commentary to whatever the other camera was. I have already started paying my debt.

What was the debt? Yeah, we're on a payment plan. What was the bet? $500. Oh, shit. Damn. Which is way out of both of our leads for bets. Oh, yours maybe.

Yup. Oh, my. All right, that's the act, I guess. That was the act. Great show, guys. We've got to do a draft in two weeks. When is it? Next Friday, right?

Is Rome going to be here? Oh, no. He's not here next Friday. It's a storm-chasing season, though. Oh, but he might be done by Wednesday. You don't have to do a Friday. It doesn't have to be a Friday draft. I like doing it on Friday.

Yeah, it is our thing. You've got to be Friday. You've got to kind of just roll out of here and be buzzing. Actually, no. I think he might be back on Friday. We will play basketball at some point. I'm not ready to commit to that. Alright. See everyone on Monday. It's your project It's time we take For a wild react It's the act

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