The Yak - We Invented the Ultimate Athletic Challenge | The Yak 11-17-23

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

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free throws it's feast week yup yeah that's why I won't touch that yeah but you you you're good you asterisk on the prediction why the burrow injury who cares no asterisk on the payday

right you did say they'd win by double digits i took them minus eight and a half yeah then i put a lot of my most action yet on a team a ton of units wow would that have happened if burrow was in injuries are part of the game injuries are part of the game i mean browning's a world beater the best abilities availability jake browning was better than once upon the time all right that was a loser okay uh hello and welcome to yak it's uh light crew today the big three the big three here we are brandon's here he went to go eat right before the show started the big three titus kb and cat yeah we're doing the yak at noon central today which is a departure

from our usual time so brandon was a little thrown off by the yes yes he was like what the hell he must really let it all out on mostly sports like he must be actually yeah have you like because i know brandon very well like do you feel like you know him really well now yeah i i picked up on it today that i have stopped and i said this on the show i have stopped trying to make jokes for the audience and i've started because i got like brandon brain yeah i'm like now trying to just make brandon laugh which i think is fun and you know like it makes the the mood in the room a lot better but i also have identified that like i'm changing who i am as a you're changing him too in a good way because yeah he's the happiest

i've seen oh really oh yeah we're in love you know so like yeah i think it's it's if i had to say it's probably like 60 maybe you 40 just moving out of new york city right yeah that was a big part of his happiness i think um but yeah i think it's mostly sports i know i know what jokes he finds funny. Is it mostly sports or mostly sports? I think mostly the show. It's mostly, mostly sports. Is it mostly sports or mostly sports? It's mostly sports. So, yeah, sports saved his life. Sports, yeah. It's sports, yeah.

Yeah. No, he's an interesting cat, that Brando. He is. Oh, yeah, this was... We have no choice but to love him. Yesterday, the magic came by. The Wagner brothers were on PMT, and they brought shooting sleeves,

and it was perfect because Brandon put one on right away, and the headband started shooting, and then Shea put one on the wrong arm, and started... Look at it. He's wearing it on his left arm, which, I mean, I don't even think they do anything, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to put it on your shooting arm, right, Titus? don't even think they do anything, but I'm pretty sure

you're supposed to put it on your shooting arm, right, Titus? I wouldn't. I'm not a sleeve guy, but yeah, that stands to reason. Intuitive. If your shooting arm warm. Warm. Yeah. Right.

Right. Keep your elbow in. Carmelo wears them on both. I only took one. I put it on my left. All right. I asked them later. They did say move it to the right.

My review is that it makes your arm feel a little bit tingly. Neither good or bad. That's a hell of a review. Nice. Cool. That's a hell of a review. Arm tingly. What do you guys want to do today? You want to play a game? We can play something.

Shit. Yeah, I mean it's like kind of a Friday. Well, it is a Friday. Not kind of a Friday. Why is everybody is a Friday, not kind of a Friday. Why is everybody gone? It's not just the people on this show, but it just feels like everybody in the office is gone. Yeah, it's a little, I don't want to say concerning. I think a lot of people are traveling for work. So I know Nick's gone for work.

I know Mook's gone. He's doing stand-up. I know Eddie, Chief, and White Sox Dave are hunting. Okay. It's a little counterintuitive because the office is so fun and we have so much shit. You would think that Fridays would be popping off. That would be like the day we're all just really fucking around at the office, but no one's even here. I was getting my insurance.

What? I was doing my open enrollment for insurance. Yeah. With the spare ribs so there's ribs up front and i got i got some ribs and i got some chicken that food is so good really good chinese food i don't know what restaurant it is but it's delicious it's uh donnie's friend who maybe we'll have him stop in donnie's it was just out there yeah three pigs or something three pigs three little pigs little pigs three little pigs i believe it was three little pigs. I went today.

I was the mystery reader at my son's class. Really? And it was a lot of pressure. They didn't fucking know who you were? No, it's like they do mystery. What was the mystery? Oh, the mystery was you being- Who's going to be the reader today? One parent comes in.

Did anybody stand up? Did you get a pop? I got no pop except for my son. He was going crazy. Did going crazy did all the other kids are like who the fuck did any of the kids stand up and walk out because of your taylor swift comments that would be fun her association with chris thompson i'm gonna stand with barf stool oh i can't do that yeah there's um it was so i did i did the thing It was like 15 minutes long. God bless teachers because there was a kid that was really pissing me off in the front row. He was asking a shitload of questions.

I wanted to be like, dude, shut up. Let me read the book. I don't know how teachers do it. Were they good questions? No, they were terrible questions. And some of them weren't even questions. Did he know he was doing it? Oh, yeah.

I got a dog at home. I was like, who the fuck cares, kid? Nobody asked you, bitch. Yeah. So does my son. What are we doing? He said he had a dog at home? Yeah.

That's a big deal for a four-year-old. No. I understand, but I didn't ask. One of the most popular things to have. I read them Grumpy Monkey. Is it good? Yeah, it's a Rico Bosco book. His chimpanzee just walks around the jungle.

Did you do voices? I did not. So you just read it. No wonder they didn't like you. Did you show the pictures? I showed the pictures. I asked some questions. I was like, hey, what animal is this?

What animal is that? Was it a gratuitous picture showing or was it a quick? Yeah. No, I did. You got to do a slow pan. I did some good pauses. Maybe twice. Some good pauses.

Some like, hey, look at this, a zebra. Anyone seen a zebra? Sometimes you got to walk the slow pan. I did some good pauses. Maybe twice. Let them all get a good look. Some good pauses. Some like, hey, look at this. A zebra. Anyone seen a zebra? Sometimes you got to walk the picture from kid to kid if it's a really good picture. Yeah. It's like 15 kids. Hey, you're the mystery guy. Not me.

Were they like spazzing out? Like, where's my TikTok video? Yeah, I should have just shown them TikTok. I should have actually read them Letter to America. That would have been perfect. Like, so there's this guy, Osama bin Laden. Is that really happening? Yeah, but it's happening on TikTok where everything happens. Everything happens on TikTok.

What? Have you not heard this story? There's like a TikTok trend right now that people are reading Osama bin Laden's Letter to America, and they're like, man, he had a lot of good points like he probably he did actually that was actually right of him to to fly those planes into the world trade center this is um like what political spectrum is this i think it's mostly far-leaning lefts yeah who see the world in like yeah actually they hate america yeah they see it all in oppressor and oppressed

and then they're like he was right even though the guy killed a lot of people that were just trying to go about their day yeah it's real it's real good shit on the internet cool yeah I need to go download TikTok I need to get on TikTok

this sounds really captivating. This guy that hated America so much he killed thousands and thousands of Americans had some good ideas. That's quite the political stance. Wait till they get to Mein Kampf. What's that? You know what that is. You have it on your bedside.

Your nightstand. Actually on my couch. Do you guys want to play a game or something? Yeah, anything. What do you want to play? Do you want to play basketball? We could do a hybrid game. We could do like a Sporkle into something else. Are you talking physical, like a sports out there? We could do a hybrid. We could go.

Yeah, I would do it. We could invent our own work away. We should do a game with a physical. I just love watching Double Dare when the people were like, I don't know the answer. I want to take the physical challenge. I want that. Right. Okay, let's do a game with a physical. I just love watching Double Dare when the people are like, I don't know the answer. I want to take the physical challenge. I want that. Right.

Okay, let's do that. I think we should invent today the quintessential yak challenge. Oh, yeah. That includes everything. Yeah. I was thinking about this the other day. I think that there's, like, if you do, like, a golf thing and then, like, a cornhole shot and then, like, a free throw

and then finish it with something in the kitchen would be good. Oh. It starts with Sporkle, right? Yeah, I think you could do that. Sporkle, basketball. Drain a putt and then like flip an egg. Oh. What does that even mean?

Some sort of kitchen challenge. You have to do the full run of outside. How would you flip an egg? Flip an egg without using a spatula? Just use the pan and like oh like a culinary egg so what do we think what do you think i don't want to have to plane that up i don't know yeah i was thinking of the full egg the untarnished egg yeah i feel bad for donnie like terrorizing i mean we'll do it but i just like every time i walk by there donnie's just

yeah he's the best employee we have. Not even close. Yeah. Like, he's got a bell for us now. Just walking to the restaurant, he's like, Titus, you want a cookie? And I was like, yeah. You had the snickerdoodle too? Yeah, and I just walk over, he's like, here's a snickerdoodle I made. I'm like, what?

Oh, yeah, that's amazing. Dude, I love you. It's incredible. By the way, speaking of Donnie, yesterday, long ass day, but we taped a very, very funny Wednesday episode, special Thanksgiving episode. That was a blast. It was so much fun. Hybrid draft.

We had Will here. We had Jerry here. We had Kyle Long here. It was very, very funny. Also, one of the hardest I've ever laughed moments. I don't want to give any teasers, but the Will Compton moment. Oh, my God. With movies.

Yeah. So, yeah. So, we will have monday tuesday what monday tuesday will be live wednesday will be uh a special thanksgiving draft for the people which is i highly recommend uh all right so let's let's think about this i think maybe a dizzy bat should be involved we should also use jay as our guinea pig so like we should create the challenge and have Che run through it and then tweak it from there. Yeah. Do you want this to be like a timed thing where we see how long it can take to do? Is it timed or is it

points? I like points. Points. Yeah. I'm going to have to check out at 1 o'clock. I just need y'all to know that. I'm going to go pick my mother-in-law up from the airport. Oh, damn. I apologize. You should just leave her i might her flight's delayed so that's kind of her fault it is her fault yeah i was supposed to pick her up at 12 20 but her flight's delayed allowing me to stay for the yak so maybe i should stay for the whole yet yeah why don't we the chat please tj why don't we have the chat tell us what they'd like us to

see incorporating the quintessential yak challenge? I think I like points where it's like, you know, like you run to throw like a, if you get a cornhole, it's like a point, kick a soccer ball, that's a point. Let's do a basketball, that's a point. Yeah, where it's like set up and you have to go all the way around. So one could be cornhole, one could be... Question.

Yes. Is this... Are we taking it during individual... Will an individual run the gauntlet at the same time or will we all... No, so I guess it is timed in points. So what if we start with Sporkle, whoever wins gets a point. The second they win, it triggers the physical. Is that wrong?

Is that bad? I don't know. That would – so you have to – the Sporkle point, what would that mean then? I don't know, but I thought we were doing Sporkle. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think. I'm going to gamify this. Hold on. What does the chat say? Okay, so what if we – all right, what if doing. Sporkle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think. I'm going to gamify this. Hold on.

What does the chat say? Okay, so what if we... Sporkle is the trigger, okay? The winner then gets to start his round and goes through, and he comes back, we do another round, and whoever wins Sporkle... But then what if the same person wins Sporkle? That person's not in the Sporkle anymore

because he's already completed his gauntlet? Why don't we do Sporkle as time penalty? So if you submit five correct answers, you get a minute. But we don't want to keep track of how many correct answers. What other games are there other than Sporkle? I don't think there are any. Okay, wait. Okay, hold on.

I'm using my brain. What if it's not Sporkle? I got a lot of onion toss and a lot of Bart Ball. We're not doing that anymore. Bart Ball? That's over. No, it's not over. That's over a lot of onion toss and a lot of bart ball uh we're not doing that ball that's over no it's not over that's over no no let that be over all right titus actually i know did you see the development no i saw titus art is you have some stuff to answer for oh no is part problematic bart's fascist oh no i did see titus after the show yesterday in the kitchen he's like i might have made a mistake. No, I did not. Yeah, you did.

So here's what I learned. The Barts are strong. The Onion movement is underground. That's why it's not loud. And it's literally underground. Is it resistance? Yeah. No, it's more like this.

I learned that the Barts are the ones that are screeching in the streets, like crying, like the lady when Trump got elected. No! They're just the loud people that are bitching about everything. The onions rule the world, and they're the ones that are in the shadows. Like, basically, the onions are the Illuminati. The barts are Antifa. So good luck to you guys.

You made a great choice. We're the ones that rule the fucking world. Oh, dog. Oh, there's a dog here. Is it Blake? I don't know. Can we get the dog involved? I don't. Is it Blake? I don't know. Can we get the dog involved? Is it Blake? I don't... Is it Blake?

Yeah. Get the dog involved? Blake! Blake, you want to play Spargel? Yeah, it's Blake. Yeah. Ooh. Hey, buddy.

Oh, he's so big. Yeah. All right. I think I have some ideas cooking in my head. Come here. You guys yak for a second. I'm going to set some stuff up, okay? Setting stuff up?

I'm going to set some stuff up. I'm going to set some stuff up. All right. Set it up. We're yakking. Also, Blake's visiting. Who's? All right.

No, Gia. Did you just ask Big Cat if he's going? You didn't ask us? Well, Big Cat's the boss. That's true. Big Cat is the boss. How's Blake doing? Great. So good. ask us that's true big cat is the boss how's blake doing great so good no he's he's such a good boy geo welcome to the big leagues thanks it feels good to be here guys what are you doing in town visiting my bestie oh just for fun who's that what do you guys have planned? We're going to go out and about,

chill. I wanted to see The Office really bad, so I'm excited for that. Which season? Season of what? The Office. He's making a Brandon joke. You said you wanted to see The Office. He was talking about it. Oh, that was a really good joke. Don't say it like that.

You're right. All the best jokes have no laughter. Yeah. But yeah, I want to see the bean even though it's locked up. I want to get a Chicago dog. Very funny, Brandon. What are you, 12?

I was laughing at you. What was it? What did you do? I didn't do anything. The bean even though it was like a chastity belt thing. Ask Brandon. She said she wanted to see the bean, and then Brandon got all bright red and hung his head. And I laughed at that. Because he's like 13 years old.

What else do you want to see? Well, Chicago dog. I want to get a Chicago dog. Right there? Okay, you're right. Oh, man. Brandon, time out, dude. Okay.

Go set the time out. What is going on? Let me eat. Let me eat. Y'all go ahead. So, yeah, it feels good to be here. Do you like candy? I love candy.

I have my favorite candy brand in the world. It's Saris out of the Pittsburgh area. Lovely. Were you just in Pittsburgh? My friends from Pittsburgh are in town. Oh, nice. Where's Nick? He's in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Oh, for what? Brandon, do you like chocolate? Yeah, I do. Okay. Where the hell is he going? I don't know. We never know with Brandon. Also, Dan is...

Oops. Dan really does look like a PE teacher right now. Big time. I don't know. We never know with Brandon. Also, Dan is a... Oops. Dan really does look like a PE teacher right now. Big time. This is... It does have Friday PE class energy where you walk in and, like, whatever the curriculum was supposed to be in PE class

has been thrown out the window, and the teacher's just like, guys, I have an idea, and there's just random-ass balls laying around. That was the best. This is either going to be the most fun or this is going to be the dumbest thing ever. Or maybe both. That's why I really like this office because it's just lots of games going on at all times.

And I love playing sports games. I think we're all getting a revival of youthful happiness. Yeah, like it's giving recess. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, it's very fun. I like it a lot. We don't really get to play games in New York. Is it known that you're a basketball player?

I tweet about it a lot. Really? Yeah. Like your playing abilities or you tweet about the sport? I tweet about my playing. I've been tweeting about how I've been very excited to come here and play basketball. Did you know this, Dan, that she can hoop? Yes, we were playing sevens today.

Did you know before that? I did not. She just walks out on the court and is just putting up J's. I was like, what the fuck? Well, I played in high school until my junior year, and then I quit, and then played two years intramural in college. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Back-to-back intramural champs. You're a hooper. Yeah. All right, I think I've figured it out. Now I just got to figure out how the... A candy bar. It's my favorite. I want to try this.

There's almonds in it. What do we do with the Sporkle answers? However many answers you get correctly, you get that many shots at the end for something. Oh. You know what I mean? If the last thing's make a three-pointer and you get three sporkle questions right you have three chances to do it or something like that

how do we make it even with the sporkle we all have different quizzes oh i thought the same quiz but we have to leave and not look no like we all the same we all go around and around and take turns. I want you to run through this, though, what I set up and see how it goes. What is it? Okay. So you want to go to the wide view, TJ? Okay. Oh, shit.

Can you rotate it or no? I can move some of this stuff. I'll move the... Okay. Oh, that's actually good What do you need me to say? Connor Can you move the bags And the board

To the middle of the court? Ooh The Cornhole bags Just one We just need four bags And one board Alright

So it's a point system I don't know how we're gonna get to Sporkland But you All right, so it's a point system. I don't know how we're going to get to sport club, but you guys help me. It's a point system. You start in here. You throw a football. If you hit the table, that's a point. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Yep. Then you get four tosses from the bags. Every single one in gets a point then you kick a soccer ball that's on the far side you can see it over there it's it's like it's to the left you have to kick it in the goal that's a point you then have three wiffle balls every single one that you hit above so it doesn't have to land up there but you have to hit it above the line the second floor line that's a home run that's a point and then three pointer three

pointer sit back down one pitching or are you doing this like the tiktok guy no you're hitting it yourself okay okay yeah i love it okay so the question is does time matter or should time should matter, right? Should we time in points? Okay. How do you do that? I think you said it. Oh, a certain amount of time. Certain amount of time.

The amount of time you go over, it takes a point off. That if we're going to do, if it's going to be time, maybe you can't go on to the next until you succeed. Oh yeah. I like that. I like that. Cause then. then all right so you have to hit one home run so you have to hit one home run then points don't matter it's all time right end points would not matter right and it's correct it's is it one bag is it all the bags have to go in one of them just one of everything four bags one go in yeah what's the football doing you gotta hit the white table.

That table. Okay. In the back. And you rebound for yourself. You have to rebound for yourself. Yeah. So you can get stuck on anything. For a while.

For a while. So it's football. Soccer. Football, cornhole. Football, cornhole. Kick the ball into the soccer net. So maybe put the yellow ball out there, too, so there's at least two balls out there. Kick the ball into the soccer net so maybe put the yellow ball out there too so there's at least two balls out there

kick the ball into the soccer net can I throw an idea? wiffle ball, shot can I try to improve soccer a little bit? move the ball closer or put a goalie in oh I love that who's the goalie? Malasek Malasek, Jake

Malasek, good call all you have to do right now is just roll it slowly and it will go in Malasek. Malasek. Jake. Malasek. Good call. Yeah. That's a great call. All you have to do right now is just roll it slowly and it will go in. Yeah. What is the goal for the football? You got to hit the whiteboard. Maybe it should be for the football because it's the first thing. Maybe you just got to hit the back wall.

Yeah. Or the redboard. What if you set the table up? That would be too easy. easy needs to be something but i think that table set the table oh yeah you can put something on the table you have to knock off with open the table open the table that's good you know what i mean put a put a body armor on the table or something oh my god this guy all right so if this goes smoothly and works out we can just make this an ongoing thing and keep

track of record and we have all-time record people who come in and try like when will comes in we make him do it absolutely right oh i like the idea let's put a bunch of body armor bottles i like that yeah one off one off yeah you have to knock one. Line up the whole table with body armor. No. No points. No points. Let's not do that. Point value for each flavor.

Jay almost tried to confuse us. Point value for each flavor. We're not doing flavor games. Oh, he hit the peach mango. And then the football throw will be actually after the wiffle ball, and you have to do it from the court. Let's see. Okay.

Football. Cornhole. Soccer. Football, cornhole, soccer, wiffle ball, basketball. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Sporkle's out. Sporkle's in. We need some sort of or no, we don't. And Sporkle's out? Sporkle's in. We need some sort of...

Or no, we don't. I think... We have a lot. We do have a lot, but I was going to say some sort of intellectual type thing. Yeah, well, how could we do just like a... Do we have the like... I feel like we would need to do like a general knowledge Sporkle. Print off a times table. What if there general knowledge Sporkle print off a times

Table The mad minute no what if there's a Sporkle open when you sit down and you have to get Five yeah Yeah Yeah You don't know what the Sporkle is until you sit down

I like that there we go Okay and these are these are from the Yak tailored Sporkle quizzes? Yeah, general college. Do we have enough? We should, right? Yeah, we have like 30. Okay, great.

I like this. Love it. So are we going to just wheel for order? Or when your name comes, you go? Well, we're going to have... Let's have Che... Che be the guinea pig. Guinea pig.

All right, so it's...'ve got to get one bag in. You've got to go kick a soccer ball. Malasek is going to be in the goal. Do we have Malasek? Connor Griffin, go get Malasek. Put him in the goal. He's out there eating in the lobby. And then put the ball, Steven, like at the other side of the paint,

like maybe the corner of the green line. The soccer ball. Soccer ball, Steven, like at the other side of the paint. Like maybe the corner of the green line. The soccer ball. Soccer ball. Soccer ball. Put two of them there. All right, so you go cornhole, soccer. No, closer. Close.

Other corner. Other green line. Other green line. Cornhole, soccer, wiffle ball. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Football. Yeah, three-pointer, three-pointer, sporkle. I like this. So the football is any bottle?

Grab some more wiffle balls, too, and put them there. We have, like, I bought, like, 100. Yeah, there's a lot of wiffle balls. Any of those bottles has to go down. No point value. Question. Yeah. It has to go down. No point value. Question. Yeah. It has to go down by getting hit by the ball, right? Correct.

If you hit the leg of the table and one falls down, that doesn't count. Correct. Okay. Do we have someone retrieving? We should have a bottle stand. I think you can retrieve the football. Okay. Me?

Yeah. Or anyone who does it. Anyone who does it. Relax. Okay. Okay. So let's time it. Anyone who does it. Relax. Okay. So let's time Che and see how it goes. He'll be the guinea pig. What if he gets a time?

If Che blows through this, we're just not doing it, right? Right. If Che looks incredible, we're just going to do it. If he doesn't get stuck at least twice, we're going to just, yeah. Yeah. All right. Listen to me again. I'm going to just, yeah. Yeah. All right, listen to me again. I'm going to say it real quick. Cornhole.

Cornhole. Soccer. Whiffleball. Football. Three-pointer. Three-pointer. Both sides of the court. Both sides of the court.

You have to sit down. You have to get five right in a sporkle that's up. So sporkle's left, yeah. Cornhole. And it's all time. Soccer. Whorkle that's up. So sporkle's left. Cornhole. And it's all time. Soccer. Wiffle ball. Yeah.

So as soon as Malasek gets in goal, we'll have Che try. He'll be the first inaugural. You shoot on one move until you miss? Yes. Where the hell is he? He's right there. Oh. Oh, actually, you know what?

Grab the rack of balls. Put the rack of balls at one three-point line, and then you have to wheel the rack of balls with you to the other one. There's no way I'm going to score a goal in that soccer net. Yeah, you will. But Malasek, man. Believe in yourself. It's a big –

I mean, I didn't say I believe in you. I said you believe in yourself. Yeah, you believe in yourself. Just tell Malasek there's soap on the soccer ball, and he'll run out of the way. Oh, yeah. Just body wash. All right, I like this.

So you've got to wheel your own rack to the other end. Mm-hmm. And then if you run out, then you just stink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you run out of balls. If you run out and miss all of them, you have to re-rack them all. Oh, I like that.

I want to keep tallies of the worst all-time. Put two more balls on there so it's fully racked. If you shoot all 12 balls without making both threes, you have to re-rack every ball because then we'll get some hilarious times. I want full leaderboards. Yeah. But the first one is just the one ball, right? What do you mean? The first. Oh, yeah first one is just the one ball. Right? What do you mean?

The first... We only have the one rack. Or is there another rack? I'll start over here. You said we're wheeling it. You wheel the rack. You gotta wheel your own rack. No. If you miss all of the shots,

you have to re-rack the entire rack. Oh, between both hoops. Yes. So if you go all of the shots, you have to re-rack the entire rack. Oh, between both hoops. Yes. So if you go 0 for 12 from 3, you have to re-rack all of them. And that counts as your time. I'm excited. Hold on, TJ, do you have a sporkle set up? Wait.

Yes. Ready for this, boys? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, I know what you're about to do. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm about to do. i know you know what i'm about to uh

steven before you do that can you please do your run yeah oh fuck it didn't work yeah sure do what run he has to do a suicide every day oh oh god that really didn't work no sure so happy no problem ready yeah he's trying to go Does he have to go as hard as he can? Go. Yeah. He never does. It's not hard. Look at my house sick. I'm getting like war flashbacks. Of what? From like high school. Running the suicides.

You were in war? Yeah. Really gets loud right about now. What do you think, Gia? He's crushing it. Touch the line, Che. Not bad. Not bad.

About where he lives. Almost 30 seconds. Not bad. Compared to what that you know of? I don't know. What's the fastest you've ever seen someone do suicides on this court? On this court? I've never seen any.

That's my first time ever. That's the fastest one ever. Really? Yeah. Jay, you just set a record. You just made history. Yeah. 29.

I feel like it would take me like a minute 30. Gia's never seen anyone run that fast. Ever. All right, get right into it. Poor Chai. No, do never, never. Now I'll kick you off the show, Jay. Okay, sorry, Che. No, do never, never. Now I'll kick you off the show, Che. Okay, sorry, sorry.

Che. Sorry, sorry. Should we use this golf simulator? No. Oh, okay. We can add in later. We can add in later. Like a 10-foot putt?

Yeah, or just do a par 3 hole real quick. I want the range in times to be like an hour. We could add later. We could add something once a week. Do a lap around hole real quick? I want the range in times to be like an hour. We could add later. We could add something once a week. Do a lap around the whole building. Yeah. I want this to keep getting to a point where the record is like two hours. All right.

He's ready. Big cat. All right. Ready. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, sure. Just whatever. Okay, ready, set, go.

You have to get it in the hole? You have to get it in the hole. You have to get one in the hole. One? Oh, one. Just one. We have more bags. We should have brought more out.

No, he needs to go get it. There's one. There you go. There you go. All right, got to go score a goal on Malasek. He's running right in. Oh, hell yes. Oh.

Oh. Malasek is taking this seriously. Oh. Yes. Whiffle ball. Whiffle ball. Whiffle ball. So he's just got to get three?

He's got to get one above. One above. One home run above. Oh, God. I'm not going to be able to do that. What a wild toss. Why is he throwing it so high? Ayo.

Oh, Jesus. Nope. He's stuck. Oh, my God. This is crazy. There you go. Throw it lower. No.

No. Oh, my God. He's peppering us with this. Oh, no. No. Oh, my God. He's peppering us. Oh, no. Did that hit? No. Did that go over? Did that go over?

Yes. Okay. Hit the other. He should be good. Oh, no. You can't really aim this. He's a football guy. You aim it.

Okay. Oh, no. Got to do the Dr. Pepper chest pass I feel bad for laughing because that's literally gonna be me oof oof is right oof is right come on Jay

oh those balls ah no no okay oh my god no set it back up oh my god Ah, no. No. No. Okay. Oh, my God. No. Set it back up. Oh, my God. Don't set it back up.

Would have helped. Oh, my God. Melsick, what are you doing? Oh, shit. He's rolling out now. This is awesome. This is hard to watch. Is he serious right now? This is pathetic.

This is exactly what we wanted, though. This is exactly what we wanted. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There it is. Oh, my God. I thought this was one of the easier ones. This feels like, I don't know.

We haven't done it yet, so I guess we should be careful with how hard we're laughing. I know. But, yeah, this felt like it would be one of the easier ones. There we go. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

Yep. All right. Do you have the sparkleorkle ready, TJ? Yes. Okay. It's got to be. Fatigue's got to be a factor. There you go.

Oh, there we go. That's good. Roll down. Okay. Sporkle, come on. Sporkle. Sit by me. All right. I'll read it when it comes up Alright, one play called in Climax

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New York Mets. Oh, he's going New York. New York Giants, New York Jets. New York Rangers. It's NBA, MLB, NFL. Buffalo Bills. Bills. Rangers. Yankees. There's no NHL. Yeah.

Oh. I don't even know what it is. Mets, Yankees. Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, no. even know what it is uh why is mets yankees oh no ah fuck oh no one more we need one more have other categories uh saint john's have you known the big east well they're in the big 10 east oh big 10 east rutgers time 349 all right is this your favorite show i only read one category okay there was six members Rutgers. Time. 3-49. All right.

Isn't Saved by the Bell your favorite show? I only read one category. Okay. There was six members of Saved by the Bell cast. Lisa, Jesse. Okay, no. It's over. Jay, you were pretty good aside from the football. Yeah, that was good.

The baseball's hard. I'm bad at baseball. The one-arm swing's good. Hoops is fine. Malsek presents a challenging goal. Well, you beat him twice. You just hit the post once. Yeah, that could be a winning time. That feels like it could be a

winning time. It's the best ever. It's also the worst ever. Can you top that? Alright, good job. What did you think about the challenge, Shay? Fun. Well constructed? The football one is harder than it looks because the bottles are not very tall, but yeah, I mean I did poorly on that. Okay. 349. The football one is harder than it looks because the bottles are not very tall.

But, yeah, I mean, I did poorly on that. Okay. Okay. 3.49. Okay. All right. I feel like maybe adding more Sporkle answers because, like, you can just cherry pick a category. Well, you got five New York teams.

Yeah, that could be a tweak. Like seven or something like that. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to do seven and Che can do it again at the end? Because he was the guinea pig there. Yeah. That didn at the end? Because he was the guinea pig there. Yeah. That didn't count.

Yeah, that was the guinea pig. That was the test. Yeah. Although the football misses will last forever. Right. Those absolutely. Unless Che goes faster, in which case that one did count. Does he have to go again?

No, we'll spin the wheel to see who goes. So put Che on the wheel. If his second attempt is faster, then that one is the one that gets it. And then we'll have a leaderboard, and then Mook and Nick will do it on Monday. I like this. And then whenever we have someone, maybe we just do it like once a month, and you can try to get a better score. Yeah.

And then whenever we have a guest in, we're like, hey, you want to try the check? Bachelor Zach comes in. Yeah, right. Yeah, Bachelor Zach. Crushes it. Yeah. What was he doing here? This is going to be incredible.

Oh, my God. The Bachelor. He just wanted to check out the place. That's cool. He was a good guy. I do think we could get Mincy to do the two-hour challenge. Yeah. We'd go to O'Hare and come back.

Yeah. Sporkle alone. He would just do Sporkle. All right. So we're going to say seven sporkles will be the official, or it should be even more, Che? Maybe more. Ten?

Yeah, I think ten's fair. Because there's so many options. You could just cherry pick a category. All right. Ten. Ten's a good number. Ten. All right, I like it, because you're out of breath.

You have to get ten questions. Ten questions. You guys are going to. It's ten answers to some open and easy questions. Okay. Here's a twist. Should it open with a suicide so everyone's out of breath? No.

How about you? Twist denied. Fair, fair, fair. Twist denied. No. All right, let's spin the wheel and see who's going for the first official time. I don't want to go first. I know, me neither.

I really, really hope I don't go first, and I feel like I am. Is there a line for the soccer that we have to stick to? It's on that green line right there. Yeah, and the football is on the – Red? It's the farthest volleyball court hole is where you have to stand, closest to it. Connor, we're about to go.

Oh, you could put a volleyball net up in here? Are there more – Connor, you want to put some more bags out? Yeah. And then are there any more soccer balls? If there are, just put a couple out. It's always good to have more. Yeah, there we go. I'm nervous.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I don't want to disappoint. I'm so nervous. I just don't want to go first either. Going first is going to suck. I know I'm going to go first. I don't want to go first or last.

Wait, so if we get picked, is that who goes goes first like whoever it lands on yeah whoever gets it is going now okay or now well sometimes you guys do like we do you're right you're right geez that's a fair question yeah connor put them put them closer a little closer the soccer balls yeah right there oh god oh mother fucker god damn it go big cat go all right yeah when you go first.

Because you have no idea. When you go first, you have no idea if you did well or not. Yeah, but you just saw him go. I mean, that was. Every single miss feels monumental when you go first. You know you're not going to miss that much on the football. It feels like the guy behind me is definitely going to make every shot. So, I just fucked that up. Yeah.

I think a good time would be two and a half minutes or below. I think that would be a good time. All right. Whoa. TJ. What? Hands off. All right.

I'll go three, two, one for you. All right. Three, two, one, go. I feel like I'm not going to go for time. I'm just going to go for accuracy. Accuracy? Yeah, accuracy. Oh, you had that first one, but now.

That's a word, accuracy? Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, there we go. There we go. All right. Over to Malasek. Oh, my.

Oh, stop. Stop. Oh, Jesus. He's going to hurt himself. There we go. There we go. A good effort, Malasek. All right, this is the wiffle ball.

Oh. Is that one? Good. Oh, wow, first try. This was the hardest for Che. Oh. One football does complicate matters. I really can't throw a football. There you go.

Damn, Che. What if you hit more than one? You're just twice as good. Time's good so far. Good pace. Good pace. Focus. Breathe. Not gonna lie, you probably

need to hit a shot, though. There we go. There we go. I did that. All right. Oh, I thought you had that one. Go, big cat, go. We have. There we go.

Nice. You're crushing it. Oh, my God. This is incredible. Sporkle, there you go. I'm not going to say it. The mask. Uh-huh.

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No, what's his name? Christian Bale, Christian Bale Gia I didn't say anything You said Batman You didn't say Gia That's bullshit Gia, what?

Yeah, yeah That was odd I didn't say anything You said Batman I felt like that was a good time I didn't give him an answer What was... You know what you did. Why?

Thank you, Gia. You're welcome, Big Cat. I will do the same for you when you have a squircle. I feel like I did okay. You did good. I feel like I did okay. What was with Chase's problem with the football? I have no idea. Malasek is a good goalie. Yeah, he is. That was fucked up. Yeah, he needs to go easy on me. No, he's got to stay the same

level. I think a very fun wrinkle would be whoever the wheel lands on, your time starts immediately, so you're hopping out of your seat and going. No. I don't think so. No? I don't think so. I need to hear it from someone else. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.

So I have the world record. I need to hear that idea out of someone else's mouth. Yeah, that was pretty good. Actually, the only thing I really fucked up at that I could improve my time was the bags. I was throwing like a bitch. Yeah. I almost hit the first one, and when I didn't, I was like, how did that not go in? Also, Chase struggling that much with the wiffle ball, that was the easiest thing ever, too.

Oh, God. I'm not going to be able to hit it over the thing. All right, let's see who goes next. World record. I have like a pit in my stomach. Sporkle definitely works for this because you're just kind of flustered and you've got to sit down and read them all. What MAAC team did he coach for?

Bowling Green? No, Kent State? Nick Saban? All right. Was, Kent State? Nick Saban? All right. Was it Kent State? Go Titans. I don't remember either. Saban coached.

Saban, I think, went to Kent State. Where did he coach in the Mac? He may have coached at Kent State. Bowling Green, maybe? It was Kent State. It was? Yeah. I couldn't think of it.

Ready? Sure. Toledo. I'm an 80. Toledo for a year. Yeah, that's what I said, right? Damn it. Couldn't think of it. Toledo. I'm an idiot. Toledo for a year. Yeah, that's what I said, right? Damn it. Couldn't think of it.

All right, red line? Mm-hmm. Just where the bags are. All right, you ready? All right. Hold on. Hold on. Let's go, Titus.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Allus. All right. Three, two, one, go. Is he batting back? See? No, you start throwing really short. I think he's – there you go. Nice.

All right, Mel. Here it comes. Oh, that's huge for his time. That's huge for his Nice. All right. Here it comes. Oh, that's huge for his time. That's huge for his time. All right. And we all know he hits like a little girl. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Maybe two hands? Is one hand the move? No. I was going to say. He's going too fast.

Calm yourself down, man. Calm yourself down. There you go. Yeah. Oh, no. Might be too calm. No. Oh.

That hit over? I think that was good, right? We're going over. There it is. That's good. That one's good. Behind you. That was a rocket.

Okay. Oh. Oh oh the ball stuck oh no oh no the rebounds on the balls are very important oh oh scramble pass there all right oh no Scramble pass there. All right. Oh, no. No. No. He's stuck. This is hard. Yep.

Oh, he's trying to aim it. Oh, he pointed. He pointed. No. My goodness. This is tough. This competition is going to change. There you go.

There you go. He should be able to cruise through this. You'll get both of these very quickly. First shot. Uh-huh. Oh, that's it. Go, Titus. Go, go, go, Titus.

Oh, no. Cocky. Not the run go, Titus. Oh, no. Cocky. Not the runoff. Cocky. Oh, no. Easy, easy. Titus. Follow your shot.

Yes. All right, sit down. All right, here we go. Smorgasbord. Smorgasbord goes up. Robin Williams. Adam Sandler. Last names work.

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Okay. Oh, God. Let's see who goes next. You have the second best score of all time. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Top two, and you are two. I think you might have gotten lucky.

Not lucky. You hit it on the first try, but I think the football might be difficult. I hit it on the second try. I think we prematurely. I hit it on the second try. Connor, line the bottles back up, please. Yeah, the football is definitely difficult. All right, Gia.

You also, like, I hate to critique another man. Bottles. Yak. The bottle. Challenge, because I've only done it once. You were like, if you had just stopped your feet and just chilled for a second, you would have hit the wiffle ball. Yeah.

You were like doing this. Yeah, but you know, in in your head every attempt is going to be the first yeah right that's what i did with back so i i threw it up and i was like i'm just going to hit this out and run to the next thing but then i forgot to actually hit it out yeah the same with the football where i was like tj you ready i was thinking about the next thing right right did you i didn't have my headphones i'm ready yeah I didn't have my headphones on. I'm ready. Yeah, I didn't have my headphones on. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right, come on, Gia. Get this.

A lot of care went into that one. Oh. Wow, good. Oh. She's a good backer. Yeah, there we go. Soccer. All right.

Is Jake going to house here? Oh, my goodness. Malsec's on display right now. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. Malasek's on display right now. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Malasek on fire. Sam Highlight tape.

Malasek, you jerk. All right, come on, Gia. Fucking put it past him. Oh, my goodness. Might need to get the red line on that one. This is a problem. A little tip for you two. When it comes time to kick it at Malasek, just run full speed at it.

Yes. Look at him. Yeah. Oh! Riffle ball. All right, here we go, Gia. Here we go, Gia. Come on, Gia.

Here we go, Gia. Bang! Oh, shit! Is Here we go, Gia. Come on, Gia. Here we go, Gia. Bang. Oh, shit. Is that good? That's good. Where'd that hit, Connor? We need an eye.

Yeah, it has to just hit above it. Oh, I thought she had it. So above what? I should have done the Dr. Pepper chest throw. It just has to hit anywhere above this studio. We have a basket up there. Yeah, it doesn't have to. Oh, there we go, Gia. All right, hit two threes.

She's hot right now. She is a hooper. Is she? We literally just talked about her. Yeah. Oh, I was. I don't know where I was. I really can't wait

until someone goes over 12. It's going to be the best. I'm so worried about that. Watching them scatter around. There we go, Gia. There we go. She's doing... Just have to re-rack the whole thing.

I don't think she can beat 211, though. Wow. There we go. Oh, she's no, she's there. Yeah. All right. Got to get them. Crabby.

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Yeah. Kansas. Kentucky. Louisiana. No. Kentucky. Tennessee. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. In the right area. One more. In the middle. Yeah. Fuck. Villains in the following movies.

Oh. Oh, Scar. And time. 2.59. Yeah. Fuck. Villains in the following movies. Oh, Scar. And time. 2.59. 2.59. That wasn't bad. She is officially second. That was huge.

Good work. Woo. Titus, if- I'm top three. Titus. If everyone goes and gets faster than you. I support it. I'm fine with it.

I like this because it's a good challenge because it feels like everyone gets hung up at a different spot. Yeah. I mean, Malasek just was making world-class saves. He's Tony Miola back there. Yeah, and I don't think it's a— This doesn't feel like something that once you get under three minutes, you're now an under three-minute guy. I think't think it's a – this doesn't feel like something that like, you know, like once you get under three minutes, you're now like an under three-minute guy. I think you do it again.

I think there's going to be – It could be 12 minutes. Yeah. I could do it again. I could do it in a minute and a half. I could do it in eight minutes. Yeah. There's no like, I think I figured this out now.

Right, right. It's just like on that particular go-through. You hit everything. That was the time I posted. Yeah, because if I went again right now, I don't think I'd get wiffle ball in the first one. Yeah. Or football in the second.

Yeah. Okay. That was so fun. Football too. I really did not think I was going to be able to get the wiffle ball. And the football is a lot harder, Chad. I'm sorry for laughing at you. No, it's not.

Football is a lot harder. He's got it on your second try. Literally, he's a former VP of football. I do think we should say it before the debate comes up that we should eliminate the Dr. Pepper football throw, right? Like when you throw the football, you have to throw. You have to actually throw it. I'm happy we're all gentlemen. You have to actually throw it.

Instead of chest passing? And it's got to hit. I'm sure we're playing this, but it's got to hit the bottle. It has to make contact with the bottle. The one that falls, yeah. Yeah, not on the way back. Can I say something? Go ahead.

Yeah, that's what the microphone's for in front of your face. I got to go soon. Can I just skip the wheel and go? Sure. Because I got to go get my mother-in-law from the airport. Buy her an Uber. To my house? To the Yak Chow. Yeah.

She should actually just show up. She doesn't have a phone. She didn't have a phone? Get her an Uber to here and have her do the Yak Chow. Get her an Uber here. Her phone broke and she doesn't have a phone. I have to go. I'm watching to see when the flight... I have to go out there and find her. Alright, yes, go. Before you go, Ted, should we do the High Noon ad?

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The football I can obviously clean up. I left a lot of room for improvement out there. I left a lot of room. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Where's Brandon going? What's Brandon's excuse as to brandon brandon is either gonna absolutely smoke this or

like get gassed halfway through i just want to leave what the oh cupcakes kidding me how'd you know i like cupcakes oh wow oh yeah so much and it's called, is it called Three Little Pigs? Yeah, Three Little Pigs. So everyone check it out. Incredible Chinese food in Chicago. Yeah, show the camera. Show the camera.

Probably the best spare ribs I've ever had. And the crab, and Donnie has it approved as the best crab ring goons in the city. All right. Gia, you said you wanted a Chicago dog. Oh, really? There you go. Chicago dog right there. Oh, my God.

Those look amazing. Thanks. Thank you so much. All right, Brandon, you ready? Here we go, Brandon. No pressure, Brandon. I like this. This should also just be...

I think yak challenge... Spicy. Should exclusively be something for, like, any, like, Friday that we don't have anything going on. Let's just have some fun. Like, once a month. right ready brandon three two one go he's got the bags short close oh man he got it oh no oh no what's he doing Oh, no. Oh, no.

What's he doing? What is he doing? He's taking his time. He might have hurt himself. What is that? Why was he walking like that? Why was he walking like that? What is he doing?

Don't do that. What was the rule? Does he think that you have to walk like that? What the fuck was that? Oh, no. He got it. Yeah. Damn it.

Is he hurt? Is he hurt? He's hurt. He's hurt. He broke his foot. He broke his foot. He hurt himself? Oh.

Did that go? Oh, no. Hit the roof. There it is. Nice shot. Hit the roof. There it is. Nice shot. Hit the roof. Oh. Oh, no.

He's hurt. He's definitely hurt. What is he doing with his palms? Why is he... It looks like his back maybe went out. Oh, shit. I got mustard on my pants. There it is.

What? Did that hit it? No. No, it didn't. Oh, no. Why? What injury do you think he has? It looks like he's got like a hole stuck in his ass.

I think he's just trying to not run out of breath. I think he's trying to conserve energy so that he can answer trivia. Oh, yeah. Why was he walking like that when he's trying to conserve energy so that he can answer trivia. Oh, yeah. Why was he walking like that when he's playing soccer? It was. All right. He hurt his foot. I think it's his foot.

It is definitely an injury. I think it's his foot. The way he's walking. There you go, Brandon. Nice, Brandon. Look how slow he's going. I think you're right TJ He wants to be able to physically speak

For Sporkle Oh no Oh no Please His legs are gone What does that mean Oh no Oh no He's got to miss so much. His legs are gone? What does that mean? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Here comes the dainty walk. Walking like a princess. Okay, Brandon, sporkles up. 76ers. Nuggets. Grizzlies. Bull Durham.

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Are you injured? No. No? No, I'm not injured. I wish you were injured. What was the diva prance after the soccer? I had to tell myself, don't run, you'll get out of breath, and you'll throw up. TJ got it. TJ nailed it.

That was close. I thought you broke your foot the first time you hit the ball. That was me trying to avoid running. Wait. Upvote the streak, please. Did I beat Titus? Yeah, with an asterisk. What's my asterisk?

He was helping you on the sporkle. No, he wasn't. He literally just pointed out the yards. I also had that help. I'll do that forever. I didn't ask for that. So am I the only... Me and Gia are the only ones that ran clean runs. No, no.

He told me... Controversy already. This is going to tear people down. Brandon, I am... Look at how much mustard I have. Jesus, Gia. Brandon, I wish you had said I'll be back in about five minutes. Look at how much mustard I have on my face. Jesus, Gia. Oh, my God. Brandon, I wish you had said you were hurt. The way you were walking, I thought you threw out your back.

No, I was trying to say – my mind was saying, don't run, don't run, don't run. It came out like that. Oh, my God. That was – do we have – I think Malzak tried – Do you play back his walk? I think Malzak tried harder on mine. No, he tried equally – he's trying as hard as he can on everyone's.

That will be the big, like if Malasek's not here for a day, and you get an easier goalie. He plays a big part, yeah. What if, throw this out there, if he's not here, the last person who went goes to play goalie. Yeah, all right. We just goalie each other. Yeah.

I'm going to goalie when he goes because we'll let him go too. And I'm going to fucking shut him down. Look at this, Brandon. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Why are you flexing on this though? We thought you thought that's how you play soccer.

No, slow down. Slow down. See, both times I almost started running. Slow down. Relax. We thought this was your commentary on soccer yeah a little skip too yeah did i ever how did it ever go in you you look at him he's just saved one and it snuck by him on the rebound okay okay i thought for sure you were hurt no i was just my mind was slowing myself down okay all right catch your breath breath and then go i gotta go put this pork out there for For sure you were hurt. No, I was just, my mind was slowing myself down. Okay. All right, catch your breath and then go get your mother-in-law. I got to go put this pork out there for everybody else to eat. And go get your mother-in-law.

I'll do that at 1.30. All right, Brandon's in. He's third. I think these hot dogs, Brandon. Titus' disaster scenario is. Oh, I'm getting last. No, I don't think. No, Che's going to beat me.

I think so. No, Che might not. I'm fine with it. Che can't hit a football. No, Che's going to beat me. I think so. No, Che might not. I'm fine with it. Che can't hit a football. He also, Sporkle's tough for him. I'm fine with it. All right, spin it, TJ. Spin that shit.

Wait, TJ, why aren't you on the wheel? I'm not an athlete. I'm a producer. Oh, Brandon got it. That's bullshit, bro. That's bullshit, bro. That's bullshit. Zah! Let's go, Zah. Go, Zah. Let's go, Zah.

How's he gonna do sport? Oh, just sit in the chair. Yeah, he'll sit in one of these chairs. Zah, how's your three-point shot? I think Zah's going to be good I guess we'll find out You'll see Uh-oh See it Wait, TJ, you have to go

Yeah, TJ, you have to go, bro You're going to have to go, TJ Let's go, Zah Let's go, Zah Cornhole's first Let's go, Za. Let's go, Za. Cornhole's first. No, cornhole to soccer. To wiffle ball to football.

All right, let's go, Za. Let's go, Za. I'm a boy. All right. Drop them, Za. Three, two, one, go. Oh, this one's going in. No.

Uh-oh. A little more oomph. There we go. There it is. Twist them up, Za. Oh, oh, There it is. Twist them up, Za. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh! Yeah, Za!

Oh, Za! That was slick. Let's fucking go. Let's go, legend. Oh, shit, Za. Little oppo. Little oppo work there. Oh! Even though I know it's not going to hit us, like, I still always...

Not me. Yeah. I'm not afraid. Za's hitting ding us, like I still always. Not me. Yeah. I'm not afraid. It's always hitting dingers, but they're just hitting the roof. Hey, yo. Is that a survivor headband? It looks like one. It's Alaska.

Oh. The last frontier. Yeah, there it is. That's it. That's it. Football, football, football, football, football, football. Go, Zago.. That's it. That's it. Football, football, football, football, football, football. Go, Zag. Go.

Go, Zag. Go. Oh. Zag already won with that shot. That shot. The soccer? Yeah, that was sick. Rush Malasek.

I love the point. Yeah. Oh, that was there. Yeah, the thing about the football, too, as you start missing a lot, it snowballs. It gets in your head. It snowballs. You start aiming.

Yeah. Come on, Zaha. And there's only one ball, so you have to go get your own rebound. Yeah, yeah. The run back. Fluster fast. That and the soccer balls. If you don't get it right away and having to run to get the soccer balls

kills it, too. Come on, Zaha. You got this. Don't aim. Just chuck it oh yeah this is where this is where legends die it's the black hole of the yak challenge come on zaza oh that was it too gonna hit fuck oh no oh no oh no it's like deceptively low i know yeah that's all i focus over every time oh no come on oh no Oh, no.

There we go. There we go. Let's go. Here we go, Zaha. Oh, no. Yeah, it's going to be like this. Zaha, you can go in. Oh, fuck. Oh, Zaha.

Oh, my God. Never mind. Oh, no. Man mind. Oh no. Man down. Man down. Man down. Oh god, Zah, are you okay? Man down.

Come on, Zah. Stay with it, Zah. Stay with it, Zah. Stay with it, Zah. Come on, Zah. That was right there. Come on, Zaha. There's Zaha. That was right there. Come on, Zaha. No.

That first one was electric. Yeah. Oh. I think he's out of gas. Get more. No. More oomph. More oomph.

More oomph. More oomph. More oomph. More oomph. More oomph. Come on. Here we go. I don't want to see Zah re-rack. Oh, no. I don't want to see that.

No one wants that. No one wants that. No one wants that. They're calling him Zah Morant. No, you get that one, Zah. Shoot that one. Yes, yes. Come on, Zah.

No, Zah, keep shooting. Oh, yeah. Take your time. Yes, yes. Come on, Zach. No, Zach, keep shooting. Take your time. Take your time. Take a breather. Take a breather. Deep breaths. He hurt himself, I think. Come on, Zach.

Blake's barking at him. Come on, Zach. The money ball. Come on. Zach. Oh, no. Oh, Zach. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, Za. The money ball. Come on. Oh, no. Oh, Za. Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, fuck. He's going to shoot a soccer ball. Oh, fuck. I don't know. This is... Just shoot. Just shoot.

Just shoot and make it. Just shoot and make it. Kick him a ball, Fasoli. Have you considered making it? Yeah. Just shoot this time and make it. Kick him a ball. Have you considered making it? Shoot this time and make it. Shoot the soccer balls. Shoot whatever. Wait, wait, Zah, just make it.

Just make it from anywhere. Make any basketball shot from anywhere. There it is. Come on, Zah. Yeah, no. They're calling him Zebron James. Got it, got it. Yeah, no. They're calling him Zabron James. Got it, got it. Zaza. He's hurt.

He's hurt. My boy is hurt. My boy is hurt. Come on, Zaza. Do squats. All right, Zaza. All right. Ten states to border Canada.

Yeah, you got that. You got it. Minnesota. Yeah. New Hampshire. Yeah. Vermont. New Hampshire. Yes. Vermont. North Dakota. I.R.E. Washington.

Hold on. Let him type. North Dakota. Washington. Stay up in that New Hampshire, Vermont area. Adam Sandler, Big Daddy. See you on every one of them. I know. Owned by Yum Brands it's KFC

KFC shit how many left five four more China China number one Korea

US South Korea India South Korea sorry South Korea okay America United States of America

with more than 500 cats. Two more. Two more. Chad Ocho Cinco. Yep. Randy Moss. Fuck. Randy Moss.

Johnson. Chad Johnson. Randy Moss. Randy. Chad Johnson. Randy Moss. Emmitt. No.

Emmitt Smith was in there. Oh, shit. Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights. Stay in the States. Zai, you got more States. Yeah, you got States. Stay in there. Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights. Stay in the states, Zah. You got more states. Yeah, you got states. Stay in the states, Zah. Stay in that New Hampshire, Vermont area. Think about lobster rolls.

Maine. Maine. This is the state we lived in. Where'd you live at before this? Oh, Illinois. No, no, no, no, no. New York. New York. Yeah, there we go. Zah, the mitten. The mitten, Zah. All right. Good.

All right. Here we go. Illinois does not border. Zod, you were a star. Are you hurt? So I'm trying to TJ's my inspiration. I started to work out. It's week one, and I just lost it.

Oh, no. That was great effort, Zod. Dude, aside from the basketball, you were great. Yeah, dude, the goal. We got to replay the goal. Zod's glory dude the goal we got to replay the goal zaz glory on the goal zah zah was correct when we asked him if he could hit a three he's like we'll see that first one was electric it's cool yeah zah moran Zah Morant Oh fuck

Alright So now we got KB And TJ And I can't believe TJ tried to just not do it He's gonna do it he's gonna crush it And we have Malasek and Connor

I don't wanna watch Malasek and Connor. I don't want to watch Malasek. Zai, your fall was very funny, too. Oh. You were all out. I was so tired I didn't even see that fucking thing. I like, too, that when you missed all of them, you're just like, fuck it, I'm just going to come and do sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My legs were gone, man.

We should make that a rule. Like, what could it be like? Maybe. 30-second penalty if you just don't complete one of them? You just skip. I do like a skip. Could you do them out of order and go back and finish? No, but a skip has to be detrimental enough that, like,

someone couldn't just skip every single one. So if you did 30 seconds. 30-second skip. Yeah. You just got to do them all. So if you did 30 seconds. 30 seconds skip. Yeah. You got to do them all. That's what we're saying. We're adding a wrinkle that you don't have to do them all. You just simply skip it and add 30 seconds.

Right. Is that the right amount of time? To save yourself from the humiliation. 30 seconds. No. No. Because if Zoskip basketball, it would have been 30 seconds. Instead, it took like three minutes.

30 seconds is not. You would take the skip, wouldn't you? 45 seconds? You're right. A minute? I don't think skips should be possible. I think it should just be like a mercy rule thing to say. Yeah, okay. We'll do an internal mercy rule.

No skips whatsoever. No skips. There's an internal gentleman's mercy rule. So in your version, Zah is still out there. But didn't we say – Look at look at this a rocket that was nice no there'll be an internal gentleman's mercy rule which we kind of did with uh at the yeah ball shot we we all turn off the lights we're just like keep just go lock up the place yeah good luck za you got one more to make before i think next time you're gonna fucking

half that time yeah basketball yeah because you time you're going to fucking half that time. The basketball? Yeah, because what you're doing was you just like – it's all about – Brandon actually had it right. You just got to like slow yourself down. Yeah, I think the faster you do it, it's like you rush yourself. So it's – Right. You got to walk as dainty as possible.

I don't know about that. I want to try a dainty run. Anybody want to do a dainty? It felt good. Was it this? I want to do a dainty run after. You're really doing like this. No, I was just – Whether on the show or not, I want to do a dainty run. Anybody want to do a dainty? It felt good. Is it this? I want to do a dainty run after. You were really going like this. No, I was just... Whether on the show or

not, I want to do a dainty run just to see what it feels like. I want to go dainty mode. Look out, everybody. Oh my god, that was so funny. Go in dainty mode. I know. I want to do it again and see if I can beat my score. Alright. Let's spin. That's... I've been drinking out of that.

You'll have to come back to me. I think you can never go twice in one day. Right. That makes sense. All right. Real quick. I don't have my glasses, so Sporkle, I'll have to be. I'll get the mic close to you.

Yeah, I can move my mic and put it over there. I'm going to pee so fast. I just have to. Pee? He has to pee. Oh. How are you feeling, Brandon? I feel good.

The breath is back. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I was going dizzy, kind of. Like, it's dizzying to look at the words. Maybe y'all should have gone dainty. That's what I want. Brandon, I got a better score than you. I want to go dainty mode. No, you didn't. Yeah, I's dizzying to look at the words. Maybe y'all should have gone dainty. That's what I wanted. I got a better score than you.

I want to go dainty mode. No, you didn't. Yeah, I checked the tapes, bro. Because he said Batman. Who's going to be the first? Oh, I guess Will on Monday. I beat you by like 10 points. Will on Monday.

Will? Agree to disagree. Yeah, Will will be here Monday. Awesome. He's going to, isn't he injured? Oh, is he doing that whole thing? Are we going to let him claim injury? Yes, he can't.

He can't claim injury. This is also a great thing because the whole episode, it's good the first time. It would be weird if every week we did a whole episode like this, but having one person go is fun. When they come back, they got to do it. Right. When Moog's got to do it. Yeah, on Monday, we'll yak for like an hour and a half,

and at the end, we'll have all three of them. I want to see Nicky Smokes do it. I want to see White Sox Dave do it. Oh, everyone. Nicky Smokes. Nicky Smokes definitely thinks he can do it in like 36 seconds. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Nicky Smokes. Is he here right now? I haven't seen him. All right, KB. All right, Kyle. Let's go. All right. Get the timer up. Three, Kyle, let's go. All right. Get the timer up.

Three, two, one, go. Oh, Nick Turrani also has to do it, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Solid bag tosses so far. Sass doing this. Got to go left a little bit. Sass, yeah.

It'll just be so hard. Roan, yeah. Roan would probably crush it. Oh, we're hung up on the bags. Uh-oh. Come on, KB. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. If he has to up on the bags. Uh-oh. Come on, KB. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. If he has to go collect bags. Oh, no. We've never seen someone collect bags before. Oh, no. Oh, no. Right there.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Come on, Kyle. There we go. Yes, yes. All right. Malice X up. He's going to hit this the first time.

Oh, good shot. Oh, no. He went dainty. He went dainty. Oh, Malasek. Fucking Malasek is so annoying. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That will count if it goes in.

That would have counted if it went in. That's kind of a good strategy. I know. Dribble him in. Do like the dodgeball highball lowball. Yeah. What a max attempted to do during the dodgeball tournament. One of the balls has to get in the net. Or was that Eddie? Sorry, Eddie.

Oh, you got him. You got him down. Get him. Come on, Kyle. Kyle, get him. Does that count? Somebody off the screen rolled that. That landed on a rack. Kyle, get him. Does that count? No, somebody off the screen rolled that. That landed on a rack. Kyle, you can kick two balls at once. Yeah, that was weird.

That was a pretty good land. You can kick two balls at once. Just confuse them. Throw one at him as you kick the other one. Kick the blue one. Kick the blue one. You have him down. You don't have to reset it.

He's not putting in enough effort. Kick it again. There it is. There we go. Alright. Now the wiffle ball. I was close to mercy roll. That was such a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. There you go, Kyle. Dinger. He's back. He is back. A lot of time here.

Yeah, you can move up a little, Kyle. That one volleyball circle. Yep. You know, the football, Kyle. That one volleyball circle. Yep. You know, the football is harder. The football's hard. The football's hard. Because the other thing I was doing with the football is what we were doing with the wiffle ball home run derby where you can't, like, take any off of it.

You do have the temptation to just throw the football kind of hard, which you don't. There we go, Kyle. Yes. Which is not smart. You should be softly tossing it. Double threes. Kyle's actually not.

He's good at basketball. He's a solid shooter. Yeah, he is. He won't have to re-rack. Probably. Probably. He might. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Did I talk too soon? Yeah, it's just announcer's jinx. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Did I talk too soon? Yeah, it's just... Now it's just jinx. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's Louise.

Yeah, yeah. He has to get one of these. You jinxed him, Dan. You jinxed him, Dan. I jinxed him so bad. You jinxed him so bad. I jinxed him so bad. What did he say?

What did he say? He said he wouldn't have to re-rack. Oh, no. Oh, no. He'd have to re-rack on basketack. Oh, no. Oh, no. He'd have to re-rack on basket one. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on, Kyle.

Come on, Kyle. Oh, no. The re-rack is imminent. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Let's make these two.

Re-rack. Oh, no. Oh. Let's make these two. Rerack. Oh. He didn't even. Oh, and I was collecting balls. You got this, Kyle. Yeah, I don't. I don't. The rerack.

Yeah, it might not be a rerack. That might not be a good rerack. Just shoot. Just shoot whatever ball you got. By the time you watch someone miss 12 times. Yeah, you're right. You're so right. That seems cruel to say. There we go. There we go. Just take a ball. Just shoot whatever ball you got. By the time you watch someone miss 12 times. Yeah, you're right. You're so right. That seems cruel to say.

There we go. There we go. Just take a ball. Just take a couple balls. Get whatever you need. Yeah, you're so right, Titus. That's just too cruel. He's going to hit right here.

Yeah, because missing 12 in a row is enough. Come on, Kyle. Get him some balls, Malasek. Move your feet, Malasek. Let's go. Come on, Kyle. Get him some balls, Malasek. Move your feet, Malasek. Let's go. Come on. Okay. All right.

Come on, Kyle. All right. All right. Here we go. Okay. Kyle. He might as well just take his time at this point. Yeah.

Take your time. Go dainty mode, Kyle. Go dainty. Dainty mode. Kyle, have you thought about making it? Conserve your energy, Kyle. Dainty mode. Oh, he's stepping into it.

I like that. Yeah, he's stepping into it. There it is. Nope. Kyle, just you thought about making it? Conserve your energy, Kyle. Dainty mode. Oh, he's stepping into it. I like that. Yeah, he's stepping into it. There it is. Kyle, just make this one. That's good advice. Here we go. We need to add a rest challenge for Kyle. All right, smorkel.

Here we go, Kyle. Kyle, you got this. Oh, my God. Halle Berry. Oh, fuck. Halle Berry. Why is Halle Berry looking? Oh, fuck. Lucy Liu.

Hanukkah. Norway. Hanukkah is hard to smell Norway Sweden Sweden One E Finland Iceland

Denmark Denmark Oh one more One more Iceland. Denmark. Denmark. Three more. What's Eiland? I don't know. Oh, one more. One more.

One more. How you did that? Don't end with that. Wild. There you go. Yep. Nice. Good job, Kyle.

Oh, my God. Yes, Kyle. You killed that, Kyle. That was... Killed it dead. That was... Basketball it dead. That was... Basketball was tough. Horrible. Oh, my God.

Talk us through it. Yeah, what happened out there? As soon as you lose steam, your brain breaks down. It's demoralizing. It's like you can't focus. Yeah. What if I just had the best time ever because I had no pressure? Now I want to do it again.

Yeah, that's true. What if I had no pressure? No, I think you're made for this. I did make it. Yeah. But I think we now have two data points though you hitting the half court shot like i think you're just made for the physical challenges on the act or whatever comes up yeah the big moments all right let's see you're born for the

spotlight i can't wait for chay if chay beats me i'll i'm leaving you guys will finish the act i'm not joking TJ let's go teach all right so wait TJ does someone have sparkle for you set up yeah okay let's go TJ just remember remember for the soccer because that one ball that was dribbling almost went in that would have counted so we're counting basically once you shoot your first four balls, it's just basically getting a ball in. You can shoot two at a time. So what did you count?

There was one. You hit one off the wall. It came back, and you, like, touched it with your foot, and it was, like, slowly dribbling. That didn't count. And Malasek saw it at the last second and kicked it out of the way. That didn't count. I almost, like, cried.

What? During basketball? During basketball, yeah. 0 for 16. I jinxed you really bad when you started. I was like, he won't have to re-rack. And then, yeah. I mean, that's a safe bet to not go 0 for 12.

I feel bad about that. They're actually 16. What are you going to say? Oh, my God. That's a twist of the night. Instead of the re-reacts, because we don't want to, you know, that's tough if you go for 12, why don't we add over 16? Why don't you have to add, for every additional shot you take,

you have to answer another sporical question. We'll do that after. We'll tweak it after. Okay. Again, I have to answer another sporical question. We'll do that after. We'll tweak it after. Again, I need to hear from... Dan, say his idea. Really good idea. After you use the whole rack,

every additional shot, you have to answer another sporical question. Good idea, Big K. Very good idea. Yours truly. Alright, TJ, ready? Let's go, TJ. 3, job, Dave. Yours truly. All right, TJ, ready? All right, let's go, TJ. Three, two, one, go. Go, TJ.

Go, TJ. More oomph. There we go. Come on, TJ. Kyle, you almost had to re-rack the bags. I almost had to re-rack the bags. There we go. There we go. We might not have alternate cameras.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, good shot. The way Malasek's standing, he's such a douche bag. I know. He really is the biggest douche.

Oh, good shots. Just get one in. Even when he's not looking. Oh, no. Oh. What did he do? He threw it away, the ball. Oh, Malisik's such a dick.

You can go closer. Go closer. Oh, little dribble action oh no you got a wrestling match just two boys guys being dudes get a ball in there tj just get a ball in there Somehow TJ made his soccer segment more sus More sus than Brandon What a save What the hell That was an insane save

Get it in TJ What an asshole Oh man Did that go in? That went in There we go Oh, man. Did that go in? No. That went in. That went in.

There we go. There we go, TJ. That save he made with his feet was insane. He's nice. All right, Teej. Let's go, TJ. One shot. Oh, swing and a miss.

One shot. There it is. There it is. Football, football. That was it. That was it. Football. That was football. shot there it is football football that was it that was it football where the fuck is the football oh god come on tj is one shot yeah there we go you're back you hit these shots you you're going to have a good time. Yeah, TJ puts topspin on his basketball shot, which I've never in my life seen.

Never have seen before. Oh, no. There we go. Yes. Go, Teej. Watch the rack. Watch the rack. Watch the rack. Nice.

2.30. You're in good time. Sporkle, Sporkle. All right, pull it up. Uh-oh. Me too. All right, here we go. All right, animals with largest breasts.

Turkey. Two names of mutant ninja warthog and rhino from Ninja Turtles. You know those. Rocksteady and Bebop. Rocksteady. One word. Steady. Rocksteady. Ten buttons on face of PS1 controller. Oh, you got this. X. Rocksteady. Steady. Circle.

Circle. Circle. Triangle. Square. Oh, man. Who the fuck is on the key? X. It might be cross. Circle Triangle Square Who the fuck is on the keys? X, it might be cross Up Down

Left Right Time Who's doing sparkle answers? Is that Zaw? My bad I know it's Zaw when I see one I'm sorry TJ. Who's doing sparkle answers? Is that Zah? My bad. My bad. I know it's Zah when I see one.

I'm sorry. It's all right. Oh. All right, Che. Is that it? Oh, Che. Che's going to go, and then we'll let Connor go. I fucking hate Malasek.

Malasek. Oh, my God. He must be the most hated person. Malasek is the hunt of the Yak Challenge. Yeah, the hunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. He's such a dick.

Trying to get a 10-day contract with an MLS team or something. Yeah. He thinks just because he's on the Czech lacrosse team that he... Oh, he's a goalie for the lacrosse team, right? He is a goalie, yeah. He's got goalie instincts. Yeah. Oh, man.

All right, we can't have Che win this. No, we can't. He won't. He won't. But he has already done it before. I know. I know. That's not fair.

You got to put him down. TJ, find a hard sparkle. Yeah. Yeah. Like a quantum physics sparkle. All right. Three, two, one, go. Malasek, you better not let any of these in.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Malasek. Malasek's on his side. Come on, Malasek. Dave Malasek. Yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. yes oh that was oh oh yes yes oh malicek is such a fucking dick i love it oh oh oh oh oh Balls bouncing everywhere. Jay. Oh. What the hell was that?

You got cute with it. You went dainty mode. You went dainty mode. I like this wrinkle that if you miss the first four, you can just start getting close. Yeah. It's actually very- We might have to- Yeah. You have to take the first four naturally.

Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You got to back up, Jay, a Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You got to back up, Che, a little bit. Goddamn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And one-handed is an interesting tactic as well.

Is it easier one-handed, you think? No. No. Definitely not. Two hands, Che. He's a... What's the guy? No, keep going, one-handed.

From Major League. Keep going, one-handed. who's in the batting cage? Name. Someone. No. I got nothing. No. Billy Mays.

I've never seen it. Willie. There we go. Willie Mays Hayes. Willie Mays Hayes. Thank you. I'm Billy Mays. Nope.

I'm pissed. I would have had a great time if Malasek wasn't the worst No it's so frustrating Shut you down Jay is good at basketball There it is Oh no What's the winning time 2-11 That's safe

He's going to be my score for sure though No Sporkle could get interesting with him Yeah, if Zaza's on the keyboard He doesn't like information Alright, sit. Here we go, Sporkle Daytona Indy 500 I'm just thinking about the podcast

Four inch miss LeBron LeBron, Chris Paul Carmelo Anthony Indy 500. I'm just thinking about the podcast. Four is right now. LeBron. LeBron. Chris Paul. Carmelo Anthony. Dwayne Wade. Nice.

You could type in just the last name for these. Lenny. Moe. Carmelo. Sorry. Carmelo. Anthony. M-O-E. Is that?

I don't know if that's how you spell it. Carmelo. That's how you spell Anthony. Chris Bosh. Move on. Move on. Chris Bosh. Chris Bosh.

Carmelo Anthony was not on the boat. Oh. He was not on the banana boat. All right, Moe. Moe. It was Bosh? In an interview where we made fun of him for it. M-O-E.

M-O-E. M-O-E. Lenny. Barney. Barney. Barney? Shit. Oh, my goodness. Good Will Hunting.

Born Identity. Two, three, four, five, six. There's a score right there. PlayStation. What the fuck? Oh, no. PlayStation? Oh, no. PlayStation. Oh, no.

PlayStation 2. Is that 8? PlayStation 3. One more? No. PlayStation 3. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

PS3? No. Oh, no. I can't move on. Xbox. Oh, no. What is the question wow no seven video game consoles to sell over 100 million units oh uh richard sherman there you go legion of boom cam chancellor yep time's it time this is porcelain it's gabrielle union Time. Time. It's a Sporkle fuck. It's Gabrielle Union.

What? She was on the banana boat? Yeah. That's the whole joke is Mello wasn't on it. Oh, shit. We interviewed him and he was like, I was like in the shitter or something. She probably got the shit kicked out of her. Oh, my God. Nine artists to open Taylor Swift during the heiress tour.

That was very Stephen Shade. I didn't even see that. He would have, if we didn't tell him to move on, he would have just been spilling Carmelo Anthony. Yeah, he just kept trying over and over. It's Carmelo Anthony. I'm not wrong. It's wrong. That's not a great time.

That's pretty consistent, though, because we added five extra answers from the first time you went. Yeah, you kind of had the same. Where did I fall apart? Sporkle. Baseball as well. Oh, yeah, baseball took a yeah baseball yeah took you a little too long nice yeah connor go yeah yeah connor you ready and i guess we could let malicek go gee you killed it thanks malicek goes but all of you are in that yeah yeah yeah alice said goes that everybody i was really really nervous that i was gonna embarrass myself,

like, really badly. Oh, you did the opposite. You embarrassed all of us. That's why I'm like... Yeah, quite literally, yeah. That's why I was so excited to go to the office because I love doing this shit. We're all very happy for you

and definitely not humiliated. No, yeah. The fact that you're here is just destroying me. All right, Connor, you ready? Come on, Connor. Connor could be a dark horse. Alright, three, two, one. Although I've never seen him shoot a basketball.

And he's in jeans. He is in jeans. Connor can shoot a basketball. He can't shoot. Come on, jeans. Oh, boy. More oomph, Connor. There we go.

Nice, Connor. Nice, flush. Here we go, shot. It's Malasek. This is the big wild card. Oh! Nice shot! Uh-oh.

Connor Griffin! Connor might be on time watch. Yeah? Whoa! Oh, I thought he was celebrating. Come on. Uh-oh. You got this, Connor.

There we go. Oh, ceiling. You can't hit as hard as you want. Launch angle, Connor. Get the right launch angle. There we go. There we go. There it is. Football.

Che. Never mind. Who the hell? Oh, no. He's wearing a football jersey. Oh, nice. Yo, he's going to beat my time. Yeah, he's going to hit it.

He's going to beat my time. He's killed. Oh, no. No legs. His legs. I can't see the hoop. Here we go. There you go. There we go. See Griff. I can't see the hoop. Here we go. There you go.

There we go. See Griff. I think he might have the time. Let's go, Connor. I'll see if we can get the record. I'm going to come down to Sporkle. Connor, go. Go.

Go, Connor. Go, go, go. Go, Connor. Go, go, go. Go, Connor. Oh, no. Focus up. There we go.

Sporkle. Sporkle. Sporkle. Oh, I can't see these. Sit down closely. Sit down with the mic. That mic works. That mic works.

That mic works. Simon, you don't have to do that. Oh, God. I'm going to go Steph Curry. Oh, no. Terminator, God. I'm going to go Steph Curry. Oh, no. Terminator Genesis. Just type Genesis.

Yeah. Park Avenue. No, E. Yeah, there you go. Park Avenue. Oh, shit. James Madison. James K. Polk. Just the last name.

K. Polk. Buchanan. Oh, God. James K. Polk Just the last name K. Polk Uh Buchanan Oh god Uh JFK Kennedy 1, 2, 3, 4

Yeah done 219 219 Nice Connor Let's go Crush that shit bro Dude Second

Your soccer shot was incredible though Thank you That was That was recent Absolutely crushed it Legend Alright How do you feel tired all right last one we'll have malice at go but we all get to be in goal oh yeah revenge

all right so tj and chay you gotta narrate this four of us do you want to see how fast he can get natural he's all right fine i'll fine. I'll just go on goal. Yeah. But how do you replicate his asshole-ishness in goal? Yeah, I know. You can't fully tap into it. Swap the sweatsuits with him. How does that work?

What? It's the same quiz? Different. No. Different sparkle. You'll see. Yeah, you'll get to it and just answer. I really hope he does really bad, and I know he's not.

Poopy hands malicek. And the fact that he's going to get sweaty and then go home and not use body wash after this. Are you still on the soap thing? So gross. You quit? No soap. Oh, it's over.

I can smell you from here, bro. I'm sweating out. That's wild Gia showing us a picture of Brandon's dainty hands yes Brandon doing the dainty hands everyone go look at Greer's twitter it's very fun I do want to go dainty mode

I don't need to delay the show I'm just going to do it in my own time. But I want to try dainty mode. All right, we ready? Yeah. Everybody's ready? Here we go.

Three, two, one, go. Boo. Boo. Uh-oh. You stink. You can't make shit. Oh, damn it. I tried.

He missed one bag, and I said, uh-oh, thinking. Oh, shit. Come on. Big Cat's got to be quicker on his feet. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Blake running across the screen looks like the lion. Attack him.

Attack him, Blake. Blake, get him. Oh, he's afraid. Go. Go. God damn. He's so annoying. He's a really good goalie.

I found out he's just like the best goalie ever. Yeah. Those shots were coming in so fast If you guys haven't seen Malzahar shoot a basketball before You're in for a treat Oh he doesn't even lift his legs when he shoots What the hell is that? Oh my god I hate this motherfucker

I hope he sucks He might suck it sparkle. I Don't think His shot is so gross Sit the seats in the seat. Sit in the seat. LeBron. LeBron James. Chris Paul.

Wait, we already did this. We did this one. Did you hear this? Yeah, we already did all these. No, keep going. Just keep going. Chris Paul. Mello.

Chris Bosh. Mello. Yeah, Mello. Mello.tona 500 Indy 500 No, maybe not Apu Mo

Barney IE Born oh i.e um what j uh born oh no uh xbox oh oh my god oh we know the answers this oh my god one uh oh tinky oh no tinky no what's that? Isn't that a Teletubby? No, it's not Tinky. Tinky Winky?

First name. How many do I need? Ten? Ten, yeah. You have four more. Oh, Jesus. Kirk Minahan said I'm his enemy. Uh-oh.

I know. We bought a zoo. Six original players in Legion of Boom. Oh, oh. Richard Sherman. Yep. Or Sherman Oh, oh. Richard Sherman. Yep. Or Sherman, I guess. Cam Chancellor.

Yep. Wagner. No. Fuck, I know the Simpsons. Oh, Officer Wiggum. You know the five Planeteer rings And Captain Planet I don't know what that is

Uh How about Krabappel Oh Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Sorry Yeah um You stink Malasek You stink

Seven video games No I said Chris Chris Bosch Chris Bosch Dude the Teletubby Is that not in Poopy hands Malasek Um

Fuck I don't know. Seven video game consoles sell over 100 million units. Yeah, that's GameCube. Damn, that might be right. Who goes with LeBron James? Oh, Dwayne Wade. Chris Bosh. There you go.

All right. You did have a little bit of a penalty, a Blake penalty, because the dog ran right in front. Yeah, but the goal, he didn't have himself a goal. What was the record? 2-11. You were on pace to keep Sporkle. Yeah, I do feel bad, though, because, Blake,

there was a timeout where I was trying to get Blake, and then Blake was in front of you. But I wasn't. Didn't want to hit a wiffle ball at Blake. It wasn't a minute. If you had hit a dog with a wiffle ball, it would have been bad. Yeah, you got the athlete part down, not the student. I'm sweaty as fuck, too, after that soccer.

Student athlete. Yeah, you're a really good goalie, dude. It's all I have. I had no chance. That's all I got. I pumped myself up and I was like, I think I got this. First shot, I was like, no, I did not have this. You saw my jump shot. Or lack thereof, right?

Goalie's all I got. That's crazy because you said... Jake, you said Bourne and whoever went before Jake, Connor said Bourne, and it didn't show up. Well, that's not the full name, right? Bourne Identity, Bourne Ultimatum, shit like that. They both said Indy 500. Bourne Ultimatum, Bourne Supremacy.

Well, he said Indy 500 is not NASCAR. That's why it's not on there. It's NASCAR. And Bourne Identity is not on there. Damn, Xbox hasn't sold 100 million units? That's kind of crazy. It's Born Ultimatum, Born Supremacy, and Jason Bourne. So we might run out of Sporkle quizzes.

No, because we could reuse some of them. I don't even remember what mine was. Oh, Chief Wiggum? I mean, that sucks. Chief Wiggum? I mean, that sucks. Chief Wiggum? I said Officer Wiggum. All right, well, thanks, guys. Yeah, that was fun, Miles.

Good job, Jake. You have to be all-time goalie, so whenever we do it, you just have to be around. We found the hardest goalie to score on. Jake is an integral part of this challenge. I think we can all agree. Yeah, definitely. definitely Yeah he made it The soccer

I wanted to punch him in the gut You want to spin the real wheel? That was fun That was so fun That's gonna change the show And now we have it as our tent pole How often are we gonna do it? I think it's whenever a new person comes in

They have to do it And then we should just do it like once a month you have a chance to i don't want more frequently burrow out for the year i know it's official i don't know how i was able really this oh no i don't know how i was able to do this but i was able to cash out of my bengals future when he first left the game for plus money. Wow. And made money on it. Wow. It was like a thousand bucks a day. Joe, if you need someone to take care of you, call me.

Because that's, I was like, as soon as he couldn't grip the ball, I was like, I'm getting out of this. Yeah. You were right, dude. You fucking crushed it. I don't know about the Ravens, though. What do you mean? If they're the team.

You said they were the best team in football. I don't know. the Ravens, though. What do you mean? They're the team. You said they were the best team in football. I don't know. I think the Eagles are. Okay. I'll follow you to the ends of Earth, brother. I thought the Cowboys might. I think the Cowboys can win. Want to spin our wheel, TJ?

Spin that shit. Oh, God. Mouse trap. Oh, yeah. Nice. All right. it oh god mouse trap oh yeah nice all right so uh thank you everyone please subscribe and like the stream uh that was a shit that was so fun yeah yeah we can't wait to do it again i i think yeah maybe like once a month you get a chance. Or maybe we could split it up, too. I think once a week.

You get a chance. Yeah, dude, once a month. I got to sit with this failure for a month. I know. I have to go again. Yeah, spoken like a guy. Dan's like, why don't we just do it every year? Yeah. As the record holder, why don't we just go ahead and.

What we could do is we could do like once a week two people get spin the wheel yeah people do it yeah yeah yeah yeah we obviously you're off that wheel so like everyone will get to go yeah we'll figure it out we'll be fun we'll do it yeah maybe we'll just do it on monday again i think we just should everybody i mean act like this show didn't happen we're gonna have it set up for Compton and Mook and Nick. It takes two to five minutes. Yeah. Maybe a wheel for one person to show. Yeah.

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