The Yak - We Just Can't Stop Playing Sporcle | The Yak 5-23-23

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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You are the GOAT. So is man. You are the GOAT. So is Jake. So is Jake. So is Sass in his new haircut. New haircut cam. Whoa. The heartthrob is back, bro. Dude.

A little bit of the timing is a little bit suspect. Is it Ray's season? Carmelo Anthony retires. The king of New Anthony retires. The King of New York retires. And then the title goes back to the one and only Little Sass. Oh, he's going deuces on you. So chill.

He's going deuces on the people. Feels so good not wearing a hat. You got to get the movie fucking, get like the producers in here, bro. You could get casted in it in something today. Oh, yeah. Or a teen heartthrob. Big time. Looks good. Let's see that thick cock.

I get to talk? Yeah, you get to talk. I'll just get a buzz instead. You know what you should do? You should try to get casted in a role with Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. She's got a new movie out. I think she's doing it

to not look hot. Yeah, I saw that. Still looks hot. Yeah, still looks hot. For sure. It's not a Blake Lively joint. I saw she's on set for some type of Jersey movie

and everyone was complaining that she looked horrible. They were complaining? They were like mad at the producers, the director, or whoever who made her look so bad. It's people talking. No one cared when Jared Leto wound up ugly in House of Gucci.

Pete! Pete! What is this that I'm hearing No one cared when Jared Leto wound up ugly in House of Gucci. Pete. Pete. What is this that I'm hearing that the New Yak studio won't be open until October? That's not good. When did I say that? I've been hearing scuttlebutt from other people. No, that's not the truth. Explicitly, the entire office wouldn't be ready.

Who said it? It's right here. It's been hearsay. It's this guy. No. Meeting yesterday. I heard in the meetings yesterday people were told the new office wouldn't be ready until October. Who said that?

Three different people. Multiple people have reported it from meetings. Interesting. It sounds like it's true, and you just don't want to admit that it's true. No, was it Blattman? It was Blattman. It was. It was Blattman.

Fucking Blattman. Grab him. Ask him why it's delayed. Yeah. He doesn't know. admit that it's true. No, was it Blattman? It was Blattman. It was. It was Blattman. Fucking Blattman. Grab him. Ask him why it's delayed. Yeah. He doesn't know. Is it delayed? No. Is it delayed?

Yes. It sounds like it's definitely is delayed. Yes, he knows. He knows it is, and that's fine. Is it delayed? It's delayed. All right. Promise?

Promise. Why are you mad about it? Because I'm in here addressing shit other people are saying. Yeah, that's not right. Pete, I'm actually... Bring him in. For the first time in Yak history, I have Pete's back. No, isn't that the point of a leadership role?

He was right. He was right. Fuck David Blattman. We have him in here saying stupid shit all the time. No, no, but I'm backing him for the first time in the history of the world. I am standing with Pete. Will the office be ready September 1st? Unsure.

Okay. Are you still backing him? be ready September 1st? Unsure. Are you still backing me? What about August 1st? Absolutely not. September 15th. Okay. We're just trying to peel days off. It could be the Tuesday. Oh, that's fine.

Tuesday after Labor Day? NFL Week 1 is what I've said. We're just trying to... That's not until September 8th Tuesday after Labor Day? Yeah. NFL week one is what I've said. We're just trying to. Which that's not until like September like. After Labor Day. Yeah, eight. You can't even do this. Yeah, you can.

Jesus. Why are you so sassy? Probably stressed with the office delay. Yeah. You okay? Okay. Sure? You want to sit down?

You want to talk? Let's talk for a little bit. Play some Sporkle? You guys doing Sporkle? Oh, yeah. For anyone who's a long-time listener to the Yacht Show, we will be playing Sporkle. Yeah. We will be beating it into the ground until we are sick of it. We'll get booze back.

Oh, wait, no. I just saw. I just, yep. Oh, booze is back there. I told him. I was like, dude, you better be here today. You better have studied last night. Did you see that graphic posted?

Yeah. Family feud, Oregon Trail. What other things did we just fucking go? Yeah. Well, the wheel sucked. If we find something we like, we do it hard until everyone's like, this show sucks. What's your best category for like sporkle category? I wouldn't have a good one.

Laws? Yeah, you had to pick one. Yeah. Save your family. No, it could be any, it could literally be like, favorite misdemeanors.

Yeah, like, like little known laws. Pull it up, pull that up. Yeah, known laws, they probably have that.

People forget Pete played in the dozen tournament last year. Oh, it's every time. Music, movies, TV. Curling.

You could do a curling one Pull up a curling one Your favorite hobby is the most boring sport in the world It's not boring Curling's not boring Curling's actually awesome if you know what's going on I know what's going on It's not hard to figure out what the circle is

There's a circle I'm talking to two guys who don't know what's going on First time Sass has ever agreed with Pete. Isn't that great? A group of overweight men just make the Olympics. Yes. You're picking it up for a year. Yes.

That should never happen. It's fun. It's never happened. It's the easiest sport in the world. How long were they doing it for? You have to be doing it for a year, a decade. No, you don't have to. To be good enough to make the Olympics, you do.

I guarantee you that there's people out there who could start curling tomorrow and be great. I bet I could curl today and I would be close to being in the Olympics. Exactly. There's like 10 curlers. Everyone that does it is close to being in the Olympics. Hundreds of thousands of curlers. In the United States. Probably in the United States, but certainly worldwide.

Pete, have you ever been curling? Once. Oh, do we have any video of that? Definitely do. What's so funny? I wasn't there, I don't think. DJ just kind of slowly nods his head and moves over to the computer. It was funny.

Wait, Booz, your mic's not on. Oh, God. O-N. It was from the Super Bowl in Minnesota, wasn't it? Yeah, no, no, I'm aware, Booz. I thought you were wondering when it was. I was there. Booz, nobody was saying anything.

Oh, here it is. Pete. Here goes Pete. Oh, shit. Oh, Pete. Pete is definitely taking it by far the most seriously. Oh, Liz. Hello.

And Dave is Dave. But I think the wild card here is Smitty. That's usually true. Liz got hit by a Zamboni that day. Are we going Pete? It was like the last shot that he fell flat. Were you in that, Ron? No, I wasn't.

But I watched it. Bad representation of Philly. It was Smitty and we're in a city that falls over. It's a wonder that the Rocky statue was erect. Alright, I guess that was Pete. Did anybody say anything mean? Oh, look at this.

Oh, no. Oh, that's a false start. This is why he's saying it's hard. This was the winning point. He was going for the winning point. That's a controversial ending. Wow.

I have never in all my life of calling, calling. I've never seen that happen. That's the worst way to lose. I think he lost. Unbelievable. He was so excited for that day, too. He lost on a few. Go back. This is the final throw.

For the win. Can he do it? Oh. Oh, and that's a false start. I just didn't push it. I didn't let go. Are you supposed to have special shoes for this? Yeah.

He was so excited that day. Has Pete aged at all? I don't think. In any way? Deeper circles under his eyes. Also can't come anymore. I guess being a constant douchebag keeps you young. Through his hate.

Yeah, I think he could come in that video. Steven, if you could live like 200 some years but you had to have a tortoise shell, would you do that? I was about to ask the same thing. I would certainly consider it, but probably not. If you're aging like a normal person would, but you just live longer.

I see no downside to a tortoise shell. Yeah, living 200 years would suck. You'd get the protection of it. All your friends and family die. Yeah. The tortoise shell. You'd have so many opportunities to make new friends, though. That's true.

You'd probably be rich, though, with a tortoise shell. Exactly. You'd be the only guy with a tortoise shell. You got a tortoise shell, you think you could get rich solely off the fact that you have a tortoise shell. I think you're a freak. No, he wears off. I think the peak is you get a tortoise show you you think you could get rich solely off the fact that you have a tortoise i think you're a freak no he wears off oh i think the the peak is you get like a show on a and e you're getting deals you're getting tv deals maybe even a book deal but he's reading a book about just a regular guy with a tortoise show i would read that book the amount of like freaks that are famous from on tiktok because they have like skin problems and

shit yeah and tiktok is good because you can keep doing the same thing and reach a different audience every time. If Che was the exact same person he is, but he had a tortoise shell, he would be a national star. Yes, 100%. Oh, he'd be a freak. What are you talking about? A guy who has hair that grows all over his face isn't a national star.

This is a tortoise shell. He couldn't even name his name. He couldn't name his name. That's true. You can't. Even guys that have big feet don't like it a tortoise shell. He couldn't even name his name. That's true. You can't. Even guys that have big feet don't like it. Tortoise shell. There was a guy who was turning

into a tree. His skin was growing bark. No one remembers his name. But you remember him. How did that even happen? It doesn't. His life sucks. It was like a fungal infection. He got cut by a tree branch. He has no normalcy of his life.

Worst superhero ever. Yeah. What is the superhero that's... Root? Yeah. Root's a superhero? Yeah, Groot. Oh, he's just a part of the...

He's not a superhero. Oh, yeah, that was Frank. He's a superhero. He just doesn't... Yeah, he's a superhero. He's one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Remember Frank saw Groot and was like, Groot sucks.

Superhero Jason. Yeah. I was like, really, Frank? No, it was Ant-Man sucks. Oh, yeah. He hates Ant-Man. Which I get. Paul Rudd's not a superhero.

You can't have Paul Rudd being a superhero. Correct. You can. They did. Yeah, but he sucked in it. Anybody who becomes a big enough movie star gets their chance to be a superhero. Facts. Is Zah still there?

Zah, um... We'll get to you booze in a little bit when we do our sporkle. Speaking of booze... Hey, Zah! Missed you, dude. Oh, hi. Sorry. I thought I was on my bad We missed you How we doing, you good?

Yeah, how was the classic? It was alright Was it? It was good, didn't it? It was good Anyone try to squeeze you out? I'm a moron No, you're not

No, I am I like when you get going on the drunk tweets. No, I don't. Who, well, no, I know you don't, but I do. Who tried to squeeze you out? Who do we need to face fuck? No one. No one.

So we're pretty powerful if we're squashing it, if we're like sweeping this under the rug. Is it Groot? No, no. As I said, I'm a moron. It was literally all me. No one. But you don't need to tweet an apology. You just need to tweet the forearm over the face picture.

I think I just... I guess it was somewhat of an apology. I clarified. It was a clarification. You didn't offend anyone. Yeah, who'd you clarify for? I was just clarifying because people were saying stuff on Twitter. So I just clarified.

Can you imagine if you had a tortoiseshell? Anytime something like this happened, you could just do a video of yourself going into the tortoiseshell. It would hit every time. There were moments this weekend, Stephen, that I wish I had a fucking tortoiseshell. Why are you ashamed?

You did nothing wrong. Say something positive about the weekend. No, it was great. I said it was great. You got nice and drunk. Rank your top... No, no, no. Not on the...

Not as fucked. No, not on the weekend. Not on the weekend. Rank your top three favorite people that are involved in the classic. Then rank your bottom three after. And it can be the same name every time. Everyone? Yeah, everyone.

It's a good team. It's a good squad. Even Riggs? Yeah. Hannah? Way too quickly. I bet Lisa. What were you drinking?

It must have been fun on the way up. Yeah, there's nothing better, you gotta admit. Everything. That's the problem. Was it Dave quote tweeting you? That kind of set it off? Yeah, that's what got most of the attention going. What did Dave say?

I'm dying to know what he's talking about. I caught it too late. But yeah, I'm a moron and we're working on it. Well, we missed you. I missed you guys, too. I missed you guys, too. Good to see everybody as well. You rascal.

I think we verbally displaced Castellani when we were saying he's in the way. Yeah. He didn't know where to go today. I haven't seen him at all. Oh, no. Oh, there he is, yeah. Yeah, I was walking to my seat And he said am I in your way Yeah he's been hyper cautious

I said I'm sorry about what Big Cat said About you It's fucking mean It wasn't any shit He just was standing in the way He had nowhere to stand Everybody's been there All the desks are full

And the studio's over there right All the desks are full. If you come in and you don't have a desk, you don't understand. And the studio's over there right now, so there's nowhere to go. And it de-incentivizes having a clean desk, because if you have a clean desk, that's the first shell that the hermit crab is crawling into. You know what I mean? If you leave a nice landing spot, they'll land there. Yeah, how many animals have shells? Creatures. A lot of crustaceans. Hermit crabs.

All us snails. Now would you say that an armadillo does? Yes, it does. For sure, right? I don't know, because you can't really peel it off and hollow it. That's a protective layer. Castellani's coming in. Oh, yeah. I believe it's an armadillo's armor. Were you listening?

Oh, okay. Chris, were you offended with what I said? It was... Yeah, it you offended with what I said? It was. Yeah, it bothered me a bit. Seriously? I wasn't saying you did anything wrong. I'll tell you why. It's because there's a perception around here that if you work remote, you don't do your job.

Wait, that's a wild leap from what I said. You're a big in-the-way guy. As if if you were out of the way, we could get our fucking jobs done. No, not at all. That's how it came across, Dan. We were talking about standing in the way at a bar. And I was like, Chris is standing in the way of like, there's not a lot of room

right now. And Chris has nowhere to sit. It has nothing to do with your work. I'm a big guy, too. I don't really understand this. You have a normal rhythm of how we get about the office. You have nowhere to sit. Okay, well, then if I interrupted that, then I apologize. No, no.

No, I love you. I'm just, yeah. Okay, I think maybe you misconstrued what I was saying. I wasn't saying that you don't do your job or you don't do work. I was saying physically it's very tight right now. So, similar to a, it started from a bar discussion being like, is there any worse feeling than standing in like a hallway of a bar where people are passing through and you have nowhere to go?

In my defense, there is a chair here at this office that is missing a wheel and I almost fell out of it like eight times. And so that's why I was standing up next to a chair, probably kind of looking like an asshole, but that was not meant to be. You did nothing wrong. There's not enough seats. I was saying you were standing in the hallway, but there was nowhere for you to go. Okay.

Alright, fine. Okay. I think it was lost in translation. It probably was. I apologize. You know what? I'll be real. I had the clip sent to me like a million times, and I probably took it out of context. I'm not fucking mad. You know I love you. You coming in hot was awesome.

That was awesome. I kind of liked that. It's about time, man. I liked you coming in hot. Take my fucking seat, dude. Please. Wrestler music behind that. Nick, what would be a good wrestling music that he could use or some shit?

What's a good wrestler that had a good intro song? There's a ton. Fuck. All of them. They're all really good. Yeah, I guess so. Actually, Greer is friends with a professional wrestler that he's put me in contact with that I will be interviewing. Are you serious?

You said you were retiring. Greer got me Seth Rollins. What? Whoa. No way. He did. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, and I wasn't going to do it, but I'm going to do it.

Fuck yes. That's a massive come up. You really can't decline that. No. Is that freaking Rollins? Chris, I saw you got six miles in. Are you on a regiment right now? Try to be.

Yeah. I did four and a half yesterday and felt like shit about it. So after all the dozen stuff was filmed, I went three miles. Are you talking running or walking? Running. No. No. No.

No. Castellani's going to be blocking the door. He was joking, Chris. I know I'm being funny. Look, I can already see the comment. You've got no work to do. I know I'm fucking soft. No, you're not soft.

You're not soft. It was a loss in translation. It was never meant to talk about your work ethic whatsoever. I know you work hard. Thank you. I liked your silent video on the plane. Yes, thank you. I got creative with it.

It was great. Chris, who do you think has the top five tattoos in the office? I don't even know. I'm in top five. Who has a good one? Nobody. I'm getting a second one pretty soon. Nobody.

Well, you're in top five. You only have one? Yeah, but that means it's important. True. I would say a second one pretty soon. Nobody. Well, you're in top five. You only have one? Yeah, but that means it's important. True. I would say Jerry. Oh, yeah. Jerry's tatted. Che, Nick.

No. TJ has a tattoo of the yak. TJ has an awesome tattoo. Yeah. Yeah, maybe, Chris, you're in the top five. Erebus. You guys want to get yak horns tattooed on us on the last day of the yak? Sure.

On our backs. Yeah. What's your tattoo, Chris? It's the song Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. It says, when everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. I like that. Yeah, I'm getting a second one here soon. Have you seen them live?

No, but they're coming to Detroit this year. I think I might do it. Yeah. Better see them. And you should do a half marathon. I'm trying to build up to that at some point. Yeah. On the day of the concert, and you fucking finish the concert running through.

Yeah. Commit now, though. Commit now. Don't say maybe. Sure, I'll commit. But I got a long ways to go. Yeah, it's going to be a while. My peak is seven miles.

I got to get 13. You get to 10. You're good. In training, you get to 10. What are you running seven miles in? Let's see. Well, today I did six. I did a 10K in well under an hour,

like 50-something. Oh, fuck yes. So I could probably do seven in an hour, 10. You have a half marathon. Yeah, absolutely. Trust us. We definitely do. We are a good gauge of what people can do.

If you're casually running seven, you could definitely run a half marathon. It's not that casual. I mean, I wish it was casual, but yeah. That's a lot, yeah. So, do you think, what, 10K in 45 minutes? That's more likely to me than a half marathon, I think. What if you had a tortoise shell?

On my back or just naturally just have a tortoise shell? Part of your body. It'd be over an hour. Slow you down. Yeah, we're talking well over an hour at that. Why, because the weight or the range of motion? No, no, no. It's a tortoiseshell made out of that fiberglass that they make kayaks out of.

So it's very light. It's lightweight. Or Apollo Antel's. I thought it was a naturally occurring tortoiseshell. No, no. It's a fiberglass tortoiseshell. I am distraught. Did your prep sheet for once?

I can't believe he died. The Marc Andre guy died. I watched it. Oh, yeah. You finished it? I finished it. I'm sorry that you had to find out that. They made it very...

Because I actually started to like him toward the end. He was kind of charming. It was kind of like, oh, yeah, he died. The way they put it in the... Right, they didn't really... The documentary, yeah. Yeah, because he didn't even die doing what he loves, right? He was descending the mountain.

He already reached the summit. That's showing his girlfriend crying and stuff. That's probably dying doing the least, the thing you least love. The thrill was gone. What? It was like climbing to the climb.

KB said he was descending. Oh yeah, he was walking down. That's gotta be the worst feeling because the climb is what he lives for. Yeah. Shit. And the other guy died too, right? The dude he was with?

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't really mention him much. No. Sucked for him. Yeah, being a footnote of the... They never found the bodies? That's why I don't travel with Big Cat.

They found the rope and, you know... That's how he went? He hung himself? Maybe he's still alive. Yeah, he hung himself on the mountain. Maybe he's still alive. To avoid the avalanche. That would be the most badass thing you could do.

Yeah. What is the most badass way to die? Avalanche, definitely. Oh, saving someone. Oh, yeah. I'm an avalanche. Making a bullet for somebody. You're snowboarding to, like, grab them.

Yeah. Running into a burning building. Saving the person but dying. Yeah. Saving. Has someone ever saved a bunch of people all at once? Saving, like, a child That then becomes The president of the United States

Yeah saving But what if they grow up To be Hitler I'd be so pissed If I saved somebody And I found out They were Hitler Right and you died

When you died Like 45 years later A ghost You fellas ever watched This is us That's a pretty Bitch ass way to go out If you're gonna save someone

From a burning building He died from like smoke inhalation I thought you meant dying while watching This Is Us Crying You ripped your bong too much My buddy's dad saved someone He was a drunk driver Drove off of a bridge

And he jumped out into the water and saved the guy So he's like a reverse Ted Kennedy But it's not as cool did he like hold his nose as he was going in. Yeah. Spider-Man. Spider-Man.

Spider-Man 2. He saved that child from burning. Yeah, he hit the whole train of people. Or what was the one where he had the whole train? No, it was

because he stops being Spider-Man and he saves the child from the burning building and then in the third act he's the train sequence, which is fucking awesome. Sweet. And then he's the bus that drove off into the water,

and he pulled the kids because he could hold his breath for a long time. That was Simon Birch, actually. I was going to say, wait, what? Yeah, I was thinking of Simon Birch. Little lungs. Yeah, an absolute hero. Did he die doing that? I never saw it.

In the film. He got hospitalized, right? Simon Birch? Shout out to him. He's still alive. What? Yeah. The actual guy who played Simon Birch?

Or is his name Simon Birch? His name is Michael Ian Smith, maybe. He's got three or two first names. Michael Ian Black. That's a different person. That's the guy from... I love the 90s. There's a Michael...

Who is hilarious. That guy was. He was hilarious. Oh, he played Simon Birch. I never saw the film. You got to lock in, Che. We got trivia coming up. Can we do some Sporkle?

Warm up? Yeah. Chris, you want to do some Sporkle with us? Yeah, sure. Depends on the category, but let's do it. It's a grab bag. You don't have work to do? Oh.

See Brianna Chicken Fry walking freely in the hallway. Can you make sure you stand in front of her? Taking charges. Nice. Should we do that? Should we get you to meet her? Yeah, that would be awesome. Fucking do this.

All right, we won't. All right, let's play some Sporkle. Booze, get up here. Oh, God. He's going to meet her. It says what? What? When does this meeting end? He said he'll be back in like 15le. Booze, get up here. Oh, God. He's going to meet her. It says. What? When does this meeting end?

He said he'll be back in like 15 minutes. All right, okay. We wait for Booze. He's cramming. 24 official misspellings. Yes, we've had. Way more. It was brutal.

The graphic was shocking. Can I get one of those? Look at this. I don't know which one's worse. Oh, Toad is pretty bad. Toad's bad. One pair. Massachusetts is pretty bad. Toad's bad. Pear. Massachusetts is pretty bad.

Wimbledon got messed up pretty bad. And it was hands of poker, and it was Pear. Mercury feels like something everyone should know how to spell. That's right, Pear. Germany. Yeah, Germany. Massachusetts is the worst one by far. No, look at Pear.

Oh, Toad is bad. Toad is rough. Yeah, Toad is really bad. Nova Scotia. In some of these cases, like, you can spell pear both ways. Colombia and Ecuador. Ecuador, I think, was tough. I think I might have missed that.

Definitely. Wimbledon. Also, Roan, you were kind of an asshole throwing avarice out there at that point. And Gerund. Look how far off he was for Gerund. Should we fuck over booze? TJ, can you inspect Element? Oh, fuck. Hold on.

We need to fuck with him somehow. Change a letter to a different letter? It's more just like we find a quiz that's the hardest words to spell. And we change it just like fifth grade reading. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Massachusetts is fucking insane. Yeah, I mean, the beauty of booze is... You're from there though

I think a lot of people must spell that the beauty of booze is you don't have to do anything to fuck him over he will do this to himself yeah you are right yeah

we can just do a sparkle I think a lot of people are on that on the same wavelength with spelling we would never know with autocorrect I've become a worse speller

since I've probably graduated high school I feel like we all have yeah except for the Indian kids. They're incredible still. Yeah, that's right. Scripts, they're so good.

Don't they run out of words now multiple times? When they become pharmacists afterwards, too. Indian kids and the single white kid with a bull haircut. Yeah, there's only one of the 300. Yeah, there's always one. A black girl who's very charming. A little blonde-headed bullhead. She's got spunk and pizzazz.

Yeah. Want to do the high noon ad read? Of course I do, brother. Can we look at the last ten Scripps winners? Oh, yeah. Look at them. Oh, classic. Classic.

Bro, give me the allopicoid clip. What's the allopicoid clip. What's the allopicoid clip? And the kid passes out? Oh, I didn't know the word. Allopicoid. Ooh. I would have gotten this. C-O-I-T-I-S.

Iridocyclitis. Found the clip in the middle of that. Iridocyclitis is spelled I-R-I-D-O-C-Y-C-L-I-T-I-S Thank you so much What a guy Iridocyclitis Easy as last word Tokanoma

I'm confident half the people in the room can tell Tokanoma? No we can't It's Japanese E- can tell. Tokanoma? Yeah. No, we can't. It's Japanese. T-O-K-E-N-O-M-A? T-O-K-A-N-O-M-A? It's phonetic. T-O-C-A-M-O-N-A? T-O-K-A-N-O-M-A.

Roan got it. I think KB got it. Yeah, that's an A. High Noon. Oh, yeah. Can I talk about High Noon? Oh, yeah. Big time. High Noon, the best tequila seltzer on the market.

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Make me the hottest boy you've ever seen. Actually, yeah, that is a good, it's rare to see that be the man. I said, fuck my shit up. Yeah. Make me the hottest boy you've ever seen. Actually, yeah, that is a good... It's rare to see that be the haircut. And you didn't even put any gel in it. I did. Oh, shit. Damn it. Always do. There's a soft hold. The gel that makes it look like there isn't gel?

Of course. Messy look. Yeah. Come on now. It's hot, bro. We had a whole process. So hot. Wait till they see you. How is Cleveland and Detroit? Cleveland's underrated, man. Very much so. Both Cleveland and Detroit are underrated. I think people know that Detroit has such a bad reputation that people know that.

It's on the up and up. I love Cleveland. Cleveland's got a really cool area. The hospitals are really good out there. The flats and also where the bars. The warehouse district. Cleveland Clinic is like a. Cleveland Clinic is incredible.

I don't think I went out either of those places, but the Cleveland Comedy Club Hilarities is phenomenal. Nice. Awesome. I was actually. I guess Big J was on Part of My Take Coming Soon, and he said that Ohio is the best, almost underrated place for comedy.

Oh really? Yeah. It was awesome. The show was amazing. Yeah. He said he always Ohio's like one of those places he goes

and it just crushes. Is that where House of Blues is that where the Cleveland Comedy Club or am I No the comedy club it's Hilarities.

It's Hilarities. Okay. It was fucking awesome. Is there any comedy clubs named the Chuckle Hut? Yes. Yeah. Really? I have no idea. I've never comedy clubs named The Chuckle Hut? Yes. Yeah, there's a few. Really?

I have no idea. I've never done one called The Chuckle Hut. There definitely is. It's a great name. You think so? Yeah. It is. The Chuckle Hut tonight.

It's all like chains. It's all like, it's like Helium, House of Comedy. Chuckle Hut. Laugh. Chuckle Hut. Like City. Laugh Factory. Laugh Factory.

Laugh. Chuckle Hut. City. Laugh Factory. Laugh Factory. Laugh. That's, I think Laugh Boston might be owned by, or they do something with House of Comedy. Punchline. Hee Hee Ha Ha's. City Winery. Hee Hee Ha Ha's, real one. No. It should be.

What am I? Of Zany's. Side Splitters. Side Splitters. Is that actually? Yeah, Side Splitters is in Florida. Wait, for real? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can just. Yeah, there's. Giggle Bucket. Side Splitters. Side Splitters. Is that actually? Yeah, Side Splitters is in Florida. Wait, for real? Yeah.

Yeah, you can just. Yeah, there's. Giggle Bucket. That's awesome. Yeah. The Giggle Bucket. Oh, the Giggle Bucket would be great. Yeah, I don't think there's a Giggle Bucket.

Trying to think of what the weirdest name. Yuck Yucks. Yuck Yucks is one. Oh, really? You really can make it up. Is there a Ha Ha's? Is there a Ha Ha's? I'm sure there's a Ha Ha's.

Yuck Yucks is definitely a club, though. Is there an LOL's? LOL. There's definitely a lowercase. There's an LOL. There's an LOL? There's an LOL? Yeah.

Or ROFL? It's probably all lowercase with a period. Poughkeepsie is Laugh It Up Poughkeepsie, but I think it's LOL Poughkeepsie. That's a nasty one. LOL Poughkeepsie. Funny Bone. Oh, Funny Bone's good. Funny Bone's a chain. That's actually bad., Puskipsy. Funny Bone. Oh, Funny Bone's good. But that's actually bad.

You don't want to hit your Funny Bone. Is there a Knee Slappers? I don't think so. What about just a Ha, period? Pee Yourself? I'm going to see where Yuck Yucks is. Oh, I think Yuck Yucks is in Toronto. Yucks is great.

How's the room at Yuck Yucks? I'm sure it's great. It's nice. You walk down to a basement, a bunch of little tables. There's like a chair in the back, stage to the right. Is he Hawes? H-E-E-H-A-W-S? I don't think he Hawes is a thing.

Oh, shit. Definitely is. It's got to be. DJ, can you search he Hawes? It's the same people that did T-Haws. Did we bring up bananas? There's bananas. Yeah, bananas. That one I don Bananas? There's Bananas. Yeah, Bananas.

That one I don't think is great. Stress Factory. Stress Factory? Yeah. I remember Opie and Anthony used to always have

their guys perform at the Stress Factory. It always sounded like a scary place to perform at. It's at Rutgers. Is it really? Is there a comedy works

that's huge? Is there a laugh out loud? Yeah, we just were talking about that at the we just said that so sorry i'm just like a very famous one that's the show what about a simple that's funny that's funny that's good joke time Joke city Improvs are a big thing Joke city USA Oh that's the best

Joke city USA would be the best one Yeah Population U Joke city So they'd say on their fucking sign Yeah they would that's exactly what they'd say Fart sounds What the hell is going on Brandon What the hell are you doing with your hand there Jokes So they'd say on their fucking sign Yeah they would That's exactly what they'd say Part sounds What the hell's going on Brandon

What the hell are you doing with your hand there You were like You were like calming it down Pausing us Yeah what are you doing What do you got going on your phone right now Just texting Cause you haven't said the name of a

Fictitious comedy club It's just the funny In Miami Florida The last laugh comedy theater Chuckle bucket Chuckle bucket i like to giggle bucket but chuckle i think skull is a big one i'm sorry i wasn't here for half the conversation so i didn't feel like i could get into it this these are good laughs unlimited what was the hand motion about i was telling casey to stop saying something on my text message. Like, whoa. What's she saying? Well, they want to record at a certain time,

and I'm like, whoa, let's record at a different time. I don't know why I told... Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I'm not well. No, you're not. Yeah. You're not a well person. This doesn't mean in the office

I just throw my whole two days off. You're a real weird guy. Yeah. Yeah, agreed. You guys like the candy Chuckles? Nah. What's the candy Chuckles? They're like jelly.

They're different colors. They're a little bit like Jujubees, are they not? Not really. They're like a four-pack, I think, like red. Are they bigger Jujubees? Sounds like something you get at a sleepover, like when you had too many Skittles. Oh! Maybe I'm wrong.

Chuckles. I like Chuckles. I was wrong about what Chuckles are. Chuckles are like... Chuckles are good. They look like off-brand Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, but they're not sour. They're like... Very sweet.

Yeah. Not kids. They are similar to Dots. Not kids, that's true. Dots are great. Dots are very underrated. Wait, is the U supposed to be the smile of the eyeballs? Or is that just an oom-lot?

The what? Is that what you call the two dots? Yeah. I don't know what it's called. Is that really the name of it? I don't think so. Yeah, it is. Definitely right.

There's going to be an oom-lot question in the dozen today. I'm studying oom-lots right now. Yeah, you better be. I'll just use Nick as my lifeline. Fair enough. Hopefully he answers. We'll see. We'll see.

White boy. White boy. You see, I like that article. I like how he referred to the lack of a satisfying slur for white people as an age-old problem in racial verbal warfare. Yeah, there was just an article that came out in The New Yorker by Jay Caspian. Oh, yeah, I love him. He's actually a really good writer. Related to The Prince.

He actually wrote probably the most fair barstool story ever. Yeah, when I was out doing the Most Dangerous Game show, he called and we talked for a while. Oh, what? So he just put out an article. Oh, you were in it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. It was about battle rappers,

about it being kind of like a last bastion for people to be able to say whatever the fuck they wanted. I thought you said it was super woke, though. What? Battle rap? I mean, it's relative. So it's relative to the least woke scene. It was like, you really

could say whatever, and now it's a little bit more so. But, you know, there's still restrictions within that. People are still making jokes about race. We're running back against people are still, like, making jokes about race where a lot of... We're running back, like, against, like, Middle Easterns, Asians,

and whoever else are getting the same type of jokes. I think that that was part of the gist of it or, like, the enjoyment you get from getting... How'd the article come out?

I think it was good. I mean, he's just a great writer. He's a very good writer. He, like, in the same way, like, in the same breath, like, exalted battle rap and, like, minimized it to, like, a laughable, like, science, which is, like, the best way to, like, pick it apart.

You and the dumbfound interview, you guys were kind of saying the same things. I think we think this, like, we all kind of think the same thing about it. It's, like, just a good place to be creative where you just do all your own shit. So Battle Rap is the last place where the mind virus hasn't taken over? That's what, like, the... What was the article's name? It was, like, the anti-wokeness or something?

Or it's like the, like... Something like that. Something like the anti-wokeness of Battle Rap, the un-woke something about Battle Rap, the unwoke something about battle rap. So I think there's some aspects of that. Who's that guy? I think that's Stinky Peterson from Hey Arnold. He was walking like Stink.

I think you're right. He was kind of walking like Stinky Peterson a little bit. There's a buzz in the office, a lot of people. It's called Battle Rap's Unwoke Resi... Oh, try that again. Battle Rap's Unwoke Resi... Representation. Oh, let's try that again. Battle Rap's Unwoke Resi... Oh, buddy! 3, 2, 1, go. I'll give you one more. Battle Rap's

Unwoke Representation Politics. Oh, representation was the word. Tough one. Tough one. Harder to spell. Taco Bell's in a lawsuit right now trying to get Taco Tuesday uncopyrighted. Whoa. I saw that LeBron commercial yesterday. You have to censor LeBron.

But at the end of the commercial, he says it, though. They bleep it the entire commercial, and then it ends with him being like, Taco Tuesday. Yeah, so the person who owns the copyright, the restaurant, Taco John's, never sues anybody. Yeah, Taco Tuesday's for the people. It's for the people. Taco Bell still wants it uncopyrighted, probably, so they can bounce on it once it's released.

Through LeBron. LeBron tried to copyright it himself before Taco Bell. Oh. You guys have really white taco nights growing up? Yes. I just had standard. Growing up, we still do. I just signed up for HelloFresh do I just ordered I just signed up

For Hello Fresh Nice And I got the tacos Hell yeah Hell yeah I'm gonna be doing Some tacos What would be

The white Just ground beef On a white tortilla We're not just gonna Take this opportunity Right here A little cheese We have a Hello Fresh

Ad in the show Oh yeah Why don't you talk About it Sass No we don't Yeah we do I didn't give it, Sass? No, we don't. Yeah, we do. I didn't give it to Sass because I didn't think

you would read this one. You didn't know that? I'm trying to save some trees. No, so the first five got it. The paper's already printed in the paper. There's a guy who's literally becoming a tree.

We do not have HelloFresh. Our people are turning to trees. We have HelloFresh written on the sheet. Number three. We do not have HelloFresh. Okay, did they get rid of it? We have Roback,

Hiney, and Shady Rays. Steven Che is off his game, Roan. I'm not even seeing a Shady Rays. Roan, put a marker on it. Che, come on, bro. Put a marker on it. I thought today was Wednesday. Oh, my God.

Fucking Christ. Short memory, bro. Short memory. You need to get this shit out of your head. This guy. I'll have a spoiler for the ads tomorrow. This guy. Well, if you like HelloFresh, stay tuned for tomorrow. for tomorrow yeah i guess yeah you're really gonna like tomorrow's show all right you

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ad on the show, but we don't have it. That's the ad for tomorrow. Also, for any of the, TJ did just text us, for any of the nerds that are going to be like, oh, Stephen Rohn and Big Cat are ruining the dozen, we have a bye. They have a bye. You knew we had a bye.

We haven't played yet. You don't know who we're playing. We have a bye. We had a bye. That's why we didn't play yesterday. It was in the back of my head when you said it. I'm like, shit. We have a bye.

Jeff would have been behind him with two katanas through his heart. We have a bye. We won our bye. It was close. We defeated our bye. It was close. We defeated our bye. It was close. Yeah, we beat nobody. We won't run bye because we beat Brandon and his team.

Yes. We beat the bye because we woke up today. If we had died, we would have lost to the bye. The bye looks like it's beating Stephen Che. Oh, no, the bye is. We have a short week with the Morelli weekend. We have no show Friday, by the way. It's technically our Wednesday.

Is the show Monday? No show Monday. That's a holiday Friday. No show Monday? No show Monday. That's a holiday Friday. The office is closed. Zayum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Everybody needs an attitude. What the hell am I going to get into this weekend? Trouble. Booze is bad. Out of trouble. I think I'm going to mini golf. Yeah? Yeah.

Zayum. Fuck it. Zayum. I'm excited I get to watch Succession finale live. Oh, no spoilers. I'm going to mini-golf. Yeah? Yeah. Zam. Fuck it. Zam. I'm excited I get to watch Succession finale live. Oh, no spoilers. I'm way behind. I'm like five episodes behind. I haven't started yet.

With your busy schedule? I started one episode. It's too good. It's overwhelming. Yeah. I'm afraid of that. You know what I was singing a lot of last night? L to the O-G?

Kendall. You guys know that? Yeah, it's Kendall's. That's like two seasons ago. I've never seen the show. Oh, oh. It's a very good show. It's such a funny scene. You're friends with Jeff Lowe and you've never seen Succession?

Yeah. A real divide in the relationship, I feel like. Yeah, big time. Has to be, yeah. I watched the pilot, or I guess the first episode ever. It didn't. Really? Because that was one show that the pilot.

They're not Jewish. What? The pilot was phenomenal. That was one show that the pilot, I was like, this show is awesome. I didn't saw it in like these Jews. It takes a while to get going. Yeah. I thought the pilot was like, it sucked me in instantly.

I'm also the guy who hates everything. That's what I'm saying, it was too good. Yeah. This is overwhelming. The pilot was amazing. Hey, Chris, you have the reputation of hating everything? Oh, yeah, dude. Big time.

Why? Well, because the other guys – The only movie you like is Dark Knight. No, everybody says Castellani only likes West Side Story and Batman. That's what people like to say. I've heard that. People have said that. No, where it started is that Jeff and Ken Jack will see a movie they hate

and give it a 90 out of 100. So then I'll come back and be like, I didn't like this movie at all. I give it a 40. People are like, it's Castellani's deal, man. Give me an example. There was a movie last year that came out called Moonfall, which was like, I've seen high schoolers make better movies. It's about the moon falling on the earth.

I walked out of that one. Yes, yes. It was terrible. It was awful. And what did Ken Jack and Jeff D. Logan do? Jeff was, they're not here to defend themselves, but Ken Jack gave it like a 55, which is like a 50. That's a five and a half out of 10.

Like that means, there's redeemable things. To me, like, it's a 30. Like that's a three out of 50. I see 55 is a bad movie. It doesn't mean it's good, but like.

It's an average movie, isn't it? No, but I feel like movies, if it's less than 70, it's like, you know that you're not expecting to give it an F. No, that's the thing. I think they grade it you know that you're not expecting to give it an F. I think they grade it the way that you grade a test in school.

So if it's below an 80, it's not good. So eventually I had to change my own ratings. I'm like, all right, fine. I'll adjust. So you have changed your ratings? Recently, yes. Throw some movies at you? Did you see Blackberry?

No, but everybody says it's really good. Have you gone back and adjusted? No, not gone back and adjusted, but as we've recorded the show since then, I've adjusted being like, okay, they see things from a different standpoint that I do in terms of the ratings. So I get it. Because I think the one that changed it was we saw the new Jurassic World movie last year, and we all hated it.

And they gave it a substantially higher rating than I did. So I'm like, okay, it might be a me problem because we all disliked it the same amount. Yeah, but film dudes are like that and it pisses me. It's never just this movie's good.

It's like, well, SFX in this movie could have been way better than they were. You were getting in the way of the way they wanted to rate movies? No, they never,

they absolutely never said that. I think you should rate however you want to rate. Yeah, but you know, I also want to make sure the show's a good product. I want to just shit on everything. You know, it's not fun being that guy. Yeah, but you know, I also want to make sure the show's a good product. I want to just shit on everything. It's not fun being that guy.

But when I see something I love, I'm enthusiastically in love with it. How do you rate kids' movies? That's a trick. That's a conundrum. A recent one,

I just saw Super Mario Brothers. I thought it was fine. Like to me, that's... What's the number? Okay, out of 100, based on the way we do it, probably like a 77. Do it the way you want to do it. Do it the way you want to do it. To me, it's Okay, out of 100, based on the way we do it, probably like a 77. Do it the way you want to do it.

Do it the way you want to do it. To me, it's a 6 out of 10, which is a movie I probably won't watch again, but if a dad or a mom said, hey, we have our kids and we want to take them, I'd say, yeah, go ahead and take it. 77 is too high. I see that and I look at IMDB and I'm like, oh, shit, this movie got a 7.7 out of 10. Yeah. So it's like about a 17 to 20 bump that you're giving.

Usually, yeah, around there, yeah. The true Castellani number. Yes, which is why I do my own... Are you leaving? Yeah, it's day's last day. I do my own personal reviews too to let people know, like yeah, this is... Because there is a difference between grading things out of 10

and grading things out of 100, there is. Have you ever seen Born on the Fourth of July? Yes, I have. What do you think about that movie? Why that movie? It's fucked up. Movie fucking rules. What are you talking about?

It's a good movie. Oliver Stone, yeah. There's a lot of movies you could have brought up. I just watched it on Saturday. Now I'm fucking waiting to see it one more. Wait, when was that sent?

Just now? It's just to you, the whole group. Kirk said I'm locked from the inside of the content floor bathroom. Please someone help unlock. I got stuck in it. I got stuck in it the other day.

Is he out? It's a tricky lock. Oh, the stall? Yeah. Yeah, it's impossible. Yeah, the stall is like all rusty, and if you try to lock it, you get stuck. I would have crawled under instead of sending an email to everybody. Yeah.

Why is White Sox Dave the BCC? would have crawled under instead of sending an email to everybody yeah why did why is his white socks dave the bcc gone kirk yeah i think brandon's going or jay's going to get him which bathroom content floor it's got to be the main one over there the main one over there. This main one? Not this one. No, no. The one we all use.

The one with the two stalls. How's he stuck in it? I don't know. This one doesn't have a stall. What a hilarious email to have to send to the entire office. That's a tough one.

Why would he just text somebody? I don't know. Because he's a content machine and he knew what he was doing. Who is this lady at the front desk? She looks famous. No, she's chit-chatting too much to be famous. No, no.

Wait a minute. He must be out. Did you call him? Did you go to save him? Did you go to save him? No, I wouldn't save Kurt. He wasn't in the main one, but there's several other bathrooms. You called him? Why are we worried about him like this?

He should be fine. I just more want to see him. He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's hilarious.

He's hilarious. It's funny. One of the hardest I ever laughed was when I started the head of sales at the time, Jay Dan. He got locked in the bathroom on the second floor and there was like a

David Emergency Press Conference. It was so funny. My favorite story is Creed Bratton walking in on Nate taking a shit. That's the funniest circumstance. Oh, someone took over. He's saying that he's not

in the office anymore. What? That's right. He left. that he's not in the office anymore. What? That's right. He left. I sat by him like an hour ago. Where is he? So White Sox Dave's either getting... White Sox Dave might be getting like...

Yeah, why would they BCC him specifically? Did you guys get the email? No. No. So White Sox Dave has like a phishing scam. Ah, that's so perfect. Yep. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah. That makes way more sense than Kirk getting stuck in the bathroom. Shame on all of us. That's so funny. Zog got the same email. Zog got it? Does it say, like, to bring money? Just in case.

It's sent to the content chain. And I never got it. Today at 13.42. Ten minutes ago. And I never got it. Today at 13.42. Ten minutes ago. I think I got fired. That's hilarious. I got two. Uh-oh.

Oh, no, Nick. On your one-year anniversary? My one-year anniversary is tomorrow. Oh, shit. You started walking? You look so skinny since you've been walking. You think so? Yeah.

I'm going to start walking. No. You're seeing how it works for others. You've seen how God has blessed your other brethren. Yeah. How much are you going to walk? More than neck. Oh, no.

It's Kirk's email. Huh. Hilarious. I mean, that's a hilarious email to send we did believe it very easily before they don't leak his secret emails uh should we play some sparkle yes of course stop beating around the bush yeah let's let's get into this we all knew that we could do one thing, and now it's to play some sport golf. Would you trade me seats? Trade you seats?

Yeah. So KB can see. Chris, we're going around in a circle. Okay. And if you get it wrong, you're out. Okay. There's one person left. By out, do you mean out of the competition or out of the room?

Out of the room. You can stay in the room. You never know. Don't want no beef. Oh. Damn. Geez. Oh, so we can do all kinds of grab bags.

Keep going. Is there general knowledge? I don't want to do any. General knowledge is good. The nature of a grab bag is that it doesn't have a theme. Yeah. We did A-list grab bag, though. That's kind of general knowledge just with a little twist.

What is it? There's no A. Oh, there we go. Just grab bag three or four. I think we did those. We did A-list grab bag, though. That's kind of general knowledge, just with a little twist. What is it? Oh, there we go. Just grab bag three or four. I think we did those yesterday. We did those first three. Did all three of them? Yeah, we did those yesterday. What about four? Keep going down more. Keep going. Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay. Alright, so

U.S. President's with same last name. Men from 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. What? What? Permanent. That's a song? Permanent Garfunkelover. What? Permanent. That's a song? Permanent Garfunkel song. Yeah. Permanent UN Security Council members, reservoir dogs, code names, bones.

Oh, this is way tougher. One word, James Bond movies, U.S. states with a direction in the name, male leads from the three men in a baby. I say no. I could get the James Bond one. Yeah, let's do it. All right, here we go.

KB, you're up first. Only six minutes. This is impossible. Go, go, go. Look at all of us freaking out. Bush. Getting questions right to stroke our little eagles. Jesus.

Booze. Roosevelt. Good. Sass. Can't read anything presence with same last name what was the reservoir dogs one where's the code names

I'll do Mr. Blue that'll do let's go Jack Octopussy oh double what the fuck Let's go. Oh, double. What the fuck? Yeah.

Let's go Adams. For presidents? Let's go Thunderball. Thunderball. Is that the UN security? Barack Thunderball. Millard. North Carolina. North Carolina North Carolina

That's a good alter ego Miller Thunderball North Dakota West Virginia South Dakota Ted Danson Love me some Ted Danson. Ooh. Love me some Ted Danson.

Who's, who is giving you a cheat sheet right now? I'm on my game today. South Carolina. Oh, okay, I thought that, we're good. Golden Eye. Was that yours, KB? No, it's getting a little. No, it's getting hard.

Octopi. Octopi. Mm-hmm. Who are the fucking presidents? Mr. Pink. Mr. Green. Professor Plum.

No, Mr. Green's out. Mr. White. Tom Selleck. I thought about that. I've seen this movie. You said Ted Danson. I thought that was Tom Selleck I thought about that You've seen this movie You said Ted Danson I thought that was Tom Selleck Just type octopus

I think that's a plural for octopus Oh, Nicky's out Skyfall Chris is going hard on the cheese Once we get past these Octopuses Fuck Stan we get past these. Octopuses. Fuck. Stan.

Roy. Steve Gutenberg. Oh, you just went off the whole thing. Steve. G-U-T. I think it's two T's. You weren't sure, so you paused and let him flounder. Yep.

Spectre. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Oh, you're good. It's- Sorry. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm out. Harrison. Nice. A book, A.B.? Gus. Oh, fuck. Gus.

Gus. I forgot the G. Orange. fuck. Gus. I forgot the G. Orange. Mr. Orange. You just got to guess colors, it seems. Johnson. Nice. I can't believe I didn't say this one, but Goldfinger.

Goldeneye and Goldfinger? Yeah. Damn, Goldfinger was just getting tough. Henriero is one of the early ones. Casino Royale. No, that's too was just getting tough. Henriero's one of the early ones. Casino Royale. No, that's too... I know, I didn't know any. I was trying to help you out.

Octopods. Oh, no. It's out. KB's out. Lee. Oh, that was what I was thinking of. Oh, the ear. Purple.

I think that is one. Ah! All right, Brandon, Nick, Chris, and Rowan. I'm out. Chris? I think there might have been a Mr. Gray. Those are countries.

You're out. Kim Rohn, get it. United States. Oh, and Rohn's the winner. No, you're out. Kim Rohn, get it. United States. Oh, and Rohn's the winner. No, he's not. Oh, Brandon's still in. Brandon. What is that noise? He said he got very upset. Brandon.

Nick. I need a desk back. This sucks. France. France. United Kingdom. Russia. Whoa. Mr. Black.

Yeah. No! You got to get it. You got gotta get it. You gotta get it. Ha. Mr. Red? Oh, show me Mr. Red. Oh!

Oh! Go ahead, go again. Go again, Rowan. Go again. Mr. White. Already done. Go again, Brandon. Mr. Yellow? Middle ear. Go again, Brandon. Mr. Yellow?

Middle ear. There's other categories. Okay, go again, Brandon. Yeah, that's a good question. The eardrum. Mr. Brown. Ooh, I think that's good. Right!

There's not any other And you need this This is the only reason you have to live Mr. Violet, show me Mr. Violet Foolish now Go backwards It's like getting punched in the face. All right. I think it's green.

I think it's gold. Is it? Roan won round one. No. I already did green. Oh, you did green? Mr. Wolf. Oh, Mr. Wolf.

Oh, yeah. Mr. Blonde. That's what it was. That's like the biggest one. Mr. Wolf was the fixer. Anvil Hammer Stirrup, Moonraker, and... Moonraker was the one I missed. Dr. Podes.

Dr. Podes. Oh, Kyle, Moonraker was the one I missed. Octopodes? Octopodes? Oh, Kyle, you're kind of close. Philly? Oh, the... Octopodes? The ones in the middle here are just... That's about the poods. All right, that was fun.

That was good. Rone. Rone, I think, has dominated this. I need one more. Oh, buddy, we're doing a lot more than that. Oh, you sounded like it was a closing statement you were making. No. I pounced on that.

No. Okay. I'm comfortable. Chris, do you dance? No, I did growing up. I was a musical theater kid growing up, but no. Oh, wait. Except in the dumb videos, the music videos.

I love those. Open it up. I got another one coming from junior year of high school, yeah. You can like tease it, though. Be like, new Chris Castellani. Oh, no. Oh, it's, yeah. Show a one-second clip.

Controversial artist. What about Grab Bag A to Z? The YouTube premiere? R. Kelly. Did you dance? Did you dance at the wedding? Did you dance at the wedding on the dance floor? I did, yes.

There's video footage of it somewhere. R. Kelly. That's tough, Chris. That's why I've never released it. What did R. Kelly do? You know what you need to do? You need to put on the video Filmed date

Yeah, I'm 16 in the video site So what date was it? It would be December I would guess probably 21st, 2012 Probably good Some people might have known But yeah, that's a child December 21st, 2012

It doesn't have this weird thing where he doesn't make money off his music either, so you don't have to feel bad about it? It's something weird like that. Like, he's broke now. Yeah. Oh, he's in jail. He's in jail. Right.

He's in jail for life. He should have money. What's the original Ignition sound like? Yeah, you can. There was none. What? He had money in jail. It just started at the remix.

Shut the fuck up. What a ballsy move. It's like Star Wars starting at episode four. Like, you could go back and make an original ignition So wait we could make the original ignition? Yeah I think Shifty Shellshock did that It'd be lukewarm out of the kitchen

Stuck in the closet Oh yeah Oh yeah Remember when it came out That was like early YouTube days too When I found out they all had the package Oh yeah When the little dude comes out of the room.

Was your barber Dominican today? No. He did give you a point. He's Brazilian. Similar. Similar vibe. I like it. He left it too long

on the top. You look good. What do we got? He left it too long on the top. Oh, relax. You look good. I have to get it cut again. All right, what do we got? Do we have something with the... Oh, jeez. This looks tough.

Wait, no, this is a bad one. I said maybe, I don't know. I think the list of categories is a jump around. Okay, all right, all right. Those are fun. Those are freaking fun. Grab back five, grab back five. Oh, grab back eight is easy.

Oh, grab back five? Let's see grab back five. You just did grab back five, I think. Grab bag five. Grab bag five. Grab bag eight is easy. Grab bag five. You just did grab bag five, I think. We did four. We did four. We did four. I don't see one. I'm going to look up general now. Wait, wait.

No, go back. I think there was grab bag five. Why don't you search grab bag five? Keep going down. No. I said I saw it. You boys are delusional. I think you saw U.S. History grab bag five.

Southern grab bag. None of that. They used to do this religiously, man. Oh, grab bag four to ten letters? What's A to Z? Ooh. I don't know. A to Z sucks because it literally goes A to Z.

You could try a U.S. History grab bag, would we? Or we could go to the miscellaneous category. Yeah, search like random trivia. There's a category called miscellaneous that will give you a bunch of everything. Missing words ones aren't fun. Random pub trivia? No.

Have you ever been metal detecting? No, why? Would you rather find a thimble or a nickel? I can't read all this. Never been a metal detector guy. Do I give off metal detector guy vibe? No. No, why? Would you rather find a thimble or a nickel? I can't read all that. Never been a metal detector guy. Do I give off metal detector guy vibe? No. Oh, here we go.

Okay, all right. The colors are fucking me up. Main characters of NCIS. Instruments in a drum line, colors on multicolored Christmas lights, main characters of NCIS, strokes in competitive swimming, seasons of the year, largest countries by land mass, natural hair colors. Okay. That's a lot.

All right. Rowan, you start because you won. Sass is a pain in the ass. I get winter. I took a picture of it. Nice. Nice. Good answer.

Good answer. Sass? Fall. Nice. Summer. United States. Nice. Summer. United States. Yes, just say spring. You have to be different.

Spring. We got swimming. Backstroke. Nice. Russia. I couldn't think of a swimming stroke. Yeah, now I can. Rest stroke.

Biggity. Let's go with... China. China. Pretty good. Getting better. Blonde. Getting better.

What was that? Blonde. Pretty good. Getting better. Blonde. Getting better. What was that? Blonde. Freestyle. Canada. China. China. Isn't butterfly a swimming stream? Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Thank you, Michael Phelps. China. Can't stop saying China. India. Brown. Ooh, it might be brunette. Smart, smart boy.

Smack him, silly. Go ahead. Smart, smart boy. Sass. We already do all the seasons? Yep. Come on, Sass. Come on, Sass. I already do all the seasons. Yeah. Come on, Sass. I guess I'll go red.

Hell yeah. Green. Whoa. Double reds. What is the top right? That's colors on a multicolored Christmas lights. Oh, wow. Brazil.

Australia. Australia. Ooh. Good one, Nick. Maybe not. Nicky. Oh, L-I-N. You didn't spell it right. Am I way over-underthinking by not just saying drums in a drum line?

I know. I was thinking that too. No, I don't think that's right. It's got to be. Try it. I don't know what it is, though. Yeah, I got it. I got one. It's got to be. It's got to be. I guess it types it. Asalani, you're out. I'm out. I don't know what it is, though. Yeah, I got it.

I got one. Go ahead, KB. Light? Christmas lights? Green, red, blue? Should be blue. This dude got it. Snare.

Yeah! Wow! Wowza! Wow! Go ahead. Snareres taken. Is it? Let's go.

This might be freaking crazy. Multicolored Christmas lights. White? Oh, he did it. What's that say? How about a bass drum? It says, I don't usually see white on a multicolored strand. Oh, they were sassing you.

Yep. Oh, you're out. Oh, I got it. Oh, you did? Oh, they said, that's absolutely strand. Oh, they were sassing you. Yeah. Oh, you're out. I got it. Oh, you did? Oh, they said, that's absolutely wrong, and here's why you're stupid. Yeah. They took it. No.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm still right. No, it pops up. But it popped up. That's how Sporkle does it. They'll pop up just to roast you. Yeah, no, it was an added thing. The number didn't increase. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. Bistrom. White's not in it? He was even talking shit. So I'm actually done yeah that's insane that's nuts

take it up take it up with the league brother Brennan there's yellow lights oh no multicolored Christmas light they're white they're yellow

yellow the multicolored is yellow let's go uh cymbals bastards uh no no no uh like the drums

CY no AL Cymbals. Bastards. No, no, no. Like the drums. C-Y. No. A-L. I'll be real. I wouldn't have got that one messed up, too. Oh, that's a toughie. Yeah.

I'm out, right? I said drums. Booze, was your meeting with a tutor? Yeah, Mongolia. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Oh, not nice. Wow. What the fuck?

Black. What about Greenland? DSA Denmark. What the fuck? Greenland is not a good one. Wait, did you get Roast to do it? No, Denmark. Wait, no, but is that a... I typed in Greenland and it went in one. Yes. Wait, did you get Roast to do it? No, Denmark. Wait, no, but is that a... I typed in Greenland and it went in Denmark.

Yeah, it's... They flamed you. Forkle will take Denmark. What does that mean? It includes Greenland. No way. Oh, so I'm right? That's dumb.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. I didn't know Denmark owned Greenland. Yeah, I didn't either. I'm just confused because you didn't say Denmark. Angoli is a Greenland and it said Denmark. But is... Oh, okay. Greenland's Denmark?

Well, Greenland is owned by Denmark. Oh, yeah, totally. But you didn't say Denmark. Yeah, but I said Greenland, and it popped up and said, yes, you're right. I'm going to go, is gray a natural hair color? I think it is gray. Yep. Taylor Hicks.

Wow. Shout out the Sun Patrol. Yes. Are we done with hair colors? I think so. All right, gray. Taylor Hicks. Wow. Shout out the Sun Patrol. Yes. Are we done with hair colors? I think so. All right, Nick. Oh, boy. It's either one of two of the drums.

Let's go quints. Q-U-I-N-T-S. It's quads or quints. Wow. Wow, Nick. Wow. Okay. I don't know any NCIS players.

None. The Sporkle's helping me out a lot. Me? Yeah. Can you show me Argentina? Oh. What about South Africa? That's a good one.

I don't know. I don't think. No. You guys are missing a big one. I'm going to go with Mexico. It's actually not in this. That's it. Abby, you're missing a big one that I just thought of.

No. Mexico. What else? The King Rone. Wait, no. Abby, you're missing a big one that I just thought of. No. Mexico. What else? Wait, no, you guys did that one a while ago. Never mind. What were you thinking, India? NCIS and just countries? Oh, I think it includes the countries with territories, maybe.

I don't know. Oh, fuck. Well, still, I wouldn't know. Big country, let's go. Fuck. Big Country, Let's Go. Fuck, I'm going to guess somebody in NCIS. Rosie. Fuck. No.

Roan for the win, for back-to-back wins. Can you show me orange for lights? Oh, there was lights left. There was lights left. You piece of shit. Dominant. This is fun. This guy's on trivia.

Can you give it up? I want to see. Rosie's not in NCIS. What is it? Kazakhstan, Sudan. Oh, in Sudan. I wouldn't have guessed. Oh, man.

Damn. I nailed Greenland. Yeah, I can't believe you nailed it. Yeah, I mean, that's what you want to call it. I don't even think Jeff would have accepted that in a dozen. Oh, he would have. He would have. I didn't know Denmark owned Greenland.

Yeah, that's cool. Didn't Trump, like, want it? Yeah, he tried to buy it. Oh, he tried to buy it. What, did he try to buy Iceland or Greenland? Greenland. No one's trying to buy Iceland. And how close, like, would we be?

We're pretty close. Like, if we got Greenland, are we close to being, like, the biggest by landmass? No, I think Russia is so... If climate change really kicks up, won't Greenland be nice as fuck? No. What? Nice as fuck. So on the Arctic.

I'd still like to. I think it'll improve. Whatever you want to tell yourself, man. Oh, yeah, maybe. I don't know how bad climate change is gonna be damn is that it in the positive or in the negative minneapolis i think the hot spot we're saying that new york's sinking now oh that's from the weight of the buildings Just lets out a huge sigh. Alright, let's run it again.

More. TJ, more right now. Oh, I need it. It's so much fun. What about ultimately random grab bag? Damn. I almost had a hissy fit when I missed that geography one. Those have hints.

I almost really expressed it. What country did you say? I almost, like, really got upset. I did. Yeah, I internalized it. What country did you say? I said Mongolia. That's a doozy.

I don't like the ones with hints. Yeah, the hints is a little bit. What do you mean with hints? Oh, yeah. It says what they are. You could use the hints. Yeah, but that's too easy. Chris, have you ever kayaked?

I've won once. Yes, once. Summer 2007. Pretty boring. Yeah, it was subpar. Are you a tennis guy, KB? I've gotten into it. Did you know the second one?

Philadelphia's NFL team, our famous rock band. It's tough. Yeah, let's not do this one. This is a little bit... My dad used to do to me, he would go, we would like, when I played hockey,

we'd like come close to winning or we'd be in the finals like what Brandon just said and he'd go, did you win? And I'd be like, no, and he'd be like,

then you lost. So, TJ or booze. This looks okay. I know. That's me after the dozen. What does 70's show mean? There's only one. What does great mean?

What does this category mean? What does German 1 through 10? Eins, zwei, zwei. Oh, okay. You're really the king of this. You got that one down. There is a category up there where it says sports and all that. You can go to miscellaneous category, an actual category.

Yeah, called miscellaneous. Yeah, up there. Far right, far right, far right. Beauty. This is like the logos one is easy as fuck. I got one last night. I wouldn't get that one. I did that one last night too, Sass.

But it's no, it's multiple choice. It's a miscellaneous category, but we're looking for something within miscellaneous. Is Garrett here? Wait, why can't, didn't's a miscellaneous category, but we're looking for something within miscellaneous. Is Garrett here? Wait, why can't, didn't we find, what did we do last time? Grab bags. Random grab bags. Yeah, do another random grab bag. Is Garrett here?

We're out of grab, we're almost out of grab bags. Probably, why? He has, he knows, they play Sporkle, they know the good ones. What if you search grab bag and the Roman numeral six? Yeah. And if it's not coming up, we just search it and make it come up. Grab bag six. There's got to be a million grab bags on here.

Yeah, search that. Bang. Beauty. All right. Here we go. All right. MLB 56 game hit streak. Nintendo Plumber Brothers.

Three capitals of South Africa. Four classic members of Queen. Five Wonka Factory touring kids. Ooh, boys. Six noble glasses. Seven. Four cruxes in Harry Potter. Noble glasses?

Let's do it. Eight countries at border Turkey, nine billiard ball colors, ten big 12 member schools. This is great. This is something for everybody. All right. Not really. Go ahead. Roan.

Mario. Don't think so. Luigi. I'm done. Joean. Mario. Don't think so. I'm done. Joe DiMaggio. We had this problem yesterday. I remember it. Oh, we got it. Iowa State.

Give me Violet Beauregard. Nice. He's got to spell it again. Yes, he's got it. He just said Violet. Finally got the Violet Beauregard. Nice. He's got to spell it again. Yes, he's got it. He just hit Violet. Finally got the Violet. Give me Augustus Gloop. Nice.

G-L-O-O-P, just Gloop. No, no, no. Just put Gloop. If you want me to give you another one. No, no. There it is. You got Gloop. Aggie Gloop.

Mercury. Mercury. Oh. M-E-R. Spelled that wrong last time. It's on me? Yeah. Yeah. Texas.

Black. Black. Oklahoma. Cape Town. Mike TV. Oklahoma State Nice West Virginia Johannesburg Shout out District 9

Oh that's a tough one That's a tough one It's not it Oh it's not a capital? Oh Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow That's a tough one It's not it Oh it's not a capital? Oh Owns out No KB's out No I'm out

Oh that was you? Yeah Don't fucking question me Seth I know Such a dumbass I'll go yellow Oh there's Oh the colors

Yeah I'll go green I will go red I'll have to go Veruca Salt then I will go I will go Unless. I'll have to go Veruca Salt then. I will go, unless somebody said it, Kansas. Oh, good one, good one, good one, good one. Purple.

I'll go orange. Kansas State. Kansas State. TCU. Nice. Charlie Bucket. Ryan May. Good one. Nice. Brian.

Brian. Brian. Baylor. How would I start with Joe Hennepin? Yeah, it's you, buddy. Fuck, these colors are fucking me up. I guess... White? White? I got you before.

What? Blue! I don't know if it counted. Texas Tech. Oh, blue was already up there? Yeah. God damn it. The Basilisk?

The Basilisk? What? Which one is it? Harry Potter Horcrux. Basilisk for the Horcrux. Yeah? Yeah? ISK, I think.

Isk. Iceland currency. We might just not have that right ourselves. Yeah, you want me to... The Bas... Yeah, that might... I think it's one. Might not be right. I think it's one.

It might not be. B-A-S-I-L-I-S-K. I-L? I-L? I-S-K. No. Oh, my goodness. I believe.

Oh, that's Nick. That's Nick. I didn't say a fucking Harry Potter. Attention, Sass. I believe the invisibility cloak is one. Ooh. The basilisk. Y'all don't know.

Damn, really? Horcruxes. Okay, okay, KB. Pretoria, P-R-E-T-O-R-I-A. I thought that was the footless racer. So who's out? Nick? I'm out. Oscar Pretorius.

All right, go ahead, Sass. Good poke. Hey, B. Thanks. Stand up. Oh, he's got to stand up. He's delaying it. Oh, yeah.

Blue, yellow. I'm just browsing. I'm just browsing. He has his hands on his hips like he's looking under the hood. Five. Uh-huh. Four. I mean, how long do you get?

I'm reading the colors. Two. You can't do this. This does not count. There's a time limit. Black, white, eight countries that border Turkey? I don't fucking know. I don't even know where Turkey is.

I'll go with Afghanistan. I think it's close to there. There's an H in there. Yeah, close enough. The H. It ain't. It ain't. It doesn't border it.

Oh, damn it. You mean hydrogen. Oh, it's one of those. Whoa! Fuck, and I know the other two members of Queen. Italy across the water. Italy?

No. Across the water? Saving them. From what? So KB, is it just you? Oh, if KB gets it wrong, we all get to go again, right? Yeah. If it's across the water, it's not a border.

KB. It's not a border. Are you up, or were you out? I'm sure he's not up. I'm up. He's got all the countries. You just get one. You're good to go.

You can type that one in. Try to do a noble gas. B-L-O. Try to do a noble gas? No, no, no. It's all right. No, no, no. Just do whatever you need to do.

Just type in B-L-O. Get this dub. M-F-O-N. This isn't a word. E-T. T-O-E-T. Back. No E-T. N This isn't a word. E T T Back. No E.

T E I N Is this a Big 12 school? He's fucking Add another O. Make it

No. The first O add a second. It's like Peter Griffin in Wheel of Fortune. No, no, no. Delete those two O's. Yeah. Add Wheel of Fortune. No, no, no. Delete those two Os. Yeah.

Add an O there. I don't know how to. Delete the last O. All right, so this is a miss. This is a miss. All right, so Sass and Brandon and I are back in. All right. Oh, no, we got it.

Damn it. Got it. Damn it. Good job, KB. Wait, can I get one? I think I know one. The Marauder's Map? Go ahead, Boos. The Resurrection Stone? Was it. Good job, KB. Wait, can I get one? I think I know one that's- The Marauder's Map? Go ahead, Booz.

Resurrection Stone? Was that one? Oh, Booz. Can I get Neon? Oh. Can I get Xenon? What the fuck, TJ? Roll of the 21st Century.

What's the nine billiard? Is it a stripe? Is that- It's brown. Is it a brown billiard? No, it's not a brown billiard. Is there a brown one? John Deacon?

Maroon. Maroon. Red's three. John Deacon and Roger Taylor. Can I a brown one? John Deacon? Maroon. Maroon. John Deacon and Roger Taylor. I get Argon. Wait, is everybody out? Yeah. What about the Elder Wand? I think Elder Wand and Resurrection Stone, I think, were in there.

And isn't the Marauder's Map? What the fuck is a Horcrux? Are we thinking of Deathly Hallows and not Horcrux? I thought the Marauder's Map was a Horcrux. I thought you were thinking of Deathly Hallows. I've not finished the movies. I was going to say Hufflepuff. I should have gone with that.

Harry Potter, Nagani, Hufflepuff. Nagani's the name of the basilisk. Slytherin's locket. I hate to be a dork, but that's technically not true. What the fuck is hydrogen? It's the giant snake in Chamber of Secrets. Nagini's Voldemort snake. Comment that.

Oh, he got you. He said he hates to be a dork. You love it. What is hydrogen? Krypton is real? What is hydrogen? Krypton's real? Oh, is it oxygen and something else?

No, hydrogen is just not found. Again. I'm talking about my ass. Again. This will be the last day we do it. It's just the funnest thing ever. You make me laugh. So who just got that W?

KB. Kyle, so that's two? That's two. I've never won. Never won. Never even made it to the finals, actually. I got to the finals once. Actually, I guess I technically made it to the finals.

Ron, are you familiar with David Cho? Did you do Grab Bag 7? No. Isn't he the guy that won? Or wait, no. Who was the chef that won Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I've been seven the numbers. I guess it's not racist, but he reminds me of Dumbfoundead.

Korean guy. Grew up in K-Town, LA. Does he do food? Oh, shit. He's an artist. He started doing graffiti. Has a show now. Do miscellaneous.

He does sound familiar now. Did a podcast. Got in some trouble because he was so off the rails, He has a show now. He does sound familiar now. He did a podcast, got in some trouble because he was so off the rails, but he's sober now. Joe is a grand name? It must be. Five. Oh, wait, did we do five? No, we didn't do five.

No, give me one. Things Meatloaf want to do for love. Two twins in Alice in Wonderland. Seeing Chipmunks. Major golf championships. Marx Brothers. Classical singing simple machines. Seven defenses against the dark arts instructors.

Ivy League schools. Muses of Greek mythology. Countries that begin with P. This is going to be tough. KB, you're up. Hogwarts just ran through defense against the dark arts teachers. Get after it. KB?'re up Hogwarts just ran through Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers Get after it KB

Bullshit Yeah I got But you said you retired That Yeah You just lied about retiring I got Seth Rollins Oh

The How about Penn That's a bigger interview than I've ever done. Smart. Smart. Sass. Alvin. Nice.

Simon. The last one? Let's see if Brandon can do it. Harvard. Nope. Harvard. Harvard, the singing chipmunk. It's Theodore. Yes, it is. That fat bastard.

Voiced by Jesse McCartney? He had the weirdest reaction to Head, too. He was getting the sluts the best. He got Head the worst. That picture is so funny. He's so bad at getting head. Can we pull that picture up? Probably not.

Why? It's not bad. At least he has the back of the head. Carl. Okay. Oh, no. You're not a Marx brother? No, you're not.

You're thinking of founder of communism. Damn, Caleb. Who is that, Groucho? Groucho Marx. I should have just done the geography. Simon's getting the worst head. It looks like someone just hit his dick. Oh, yeah. Theodore is actually getting the best head.

Theodore is getting the best head by a mile. Alvin's gripping the back of the couch. No, no, no. Alvin's getting the best. Yeah, Alvin's getting the best. Theodore looks like, or Simon looks like he's in pain. Rowan, you're up. Simon's gay.

That's why. How about Columbia? Ooh, tough one for him to spell. He got it. Let's go with Brown. The Masters. Peru. Everyone thinks of Peru first.

Yeah, uh, let's go Tweedledee. I think it's a D. That can't be it. I think it's a D, isn't it? The defense against the dark arts? Uh, Tweedledum. Nice. Real deductive reasoning.

How about Dartmouth? Mouth. How about the U.S. Open? Oh, easy now. Sass, you want to trade me seats? Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Sass. I just assumed you were out. Take this seat so you can see. Yours is up there, though. Let him browse.S. Open. Oh, easy now. Sass, you want to trade me seats? Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Sass. I just assumed you were out.

Take this seat so you can see. Yours is up there, though. Browse, let him browse. Yeah. You skipped. If you don't get this, I'll move myself. What is... Come on, Sass.

This is tough. I can't read it. Four major golf champions. Oh, let's go Panama. Oh, that's one of them. Let's go PGA Championship. There you go. Snape.

Moody. British Open. Nice. Maybe they'll only take the Open, but it's British Open. I'll take British Open. They should take British Open. Okay. Maybe they'll only take the Open, but it's British Open. I'll take British Open. They should take British Open. Okay. How about Moody?

Mad-Eye Moody. You need to know first name. No. Sassy. Instructor. I'm really struggling on this one, but I'm going to go for it. Georgetown. Oh.

Yikes. Fuck me. Cornell. I was about to say, I can going to go for it. Georgetown. Yikes. Fuck me. Cornell. I was about to say, I can't believe nobody said that. Cornell. I think I will finish it, hopefully. Princeton. Yeah. I guess I'll have to go Quarrel. Professor Quarrel.

Makes sense. Do you I-R-R? Yeah, I know. Why'd you do that? Damn fool. L maybe? Why'd you do that Damn fool E L maybe E L maybe Why'd you do that bro E L L Why'd you do that yourself

Should we be able to look this up There we go And I'll follow that up With Gilderoy Lockhart Ooh There we go Chris To me Yeah

The Philippines I guess I'll just say It's close enough I'll just say... That's close enough. I'll say Groucho. I'll say Harpo. Fuck. Who are these guys? I'll go Pakistan.

No, C. I think I'll have to see. Hey, Lupin. Professor Lupin. Wasn't sure if I needed to know first. Have you ever tried magic? No, I haven't. Not yet.

That's what autocorrect is. You want to try it? You want to get into it together? What do you think? I had that. Expelliarmus is at sixth grade. You already had that face? I paid so much money to buy it.

No, I'd be throwing around Dava Cadavas and killing the people. I would go to penguinmagic.com and buy. Yeah, Penguin Magic, the burning wallet, the floating dollar. Bend a spoon. Portugal. Ooh, nice one. Portugal. Man.

Ah, close. U. O-I-U. P-O-R-T-U I'm making it here gotta ditch the I making it here mean like surviving someone said like it's a good show of like anyone can work

at Barstool Paraguay piece of shit you had Paraguay Piece of shit You had Paraguay? That was mine Brandon's up Go for the muses I'm going to go with Simple Machine

Is that a pulley? E-U-L-L-E-Y I will go for that as well I think it's a wedge W-E-D-G-E Professor Slughorn Good pull. Or not.

I might need to get first name in that case. I'm fucked. So I'll bow out. It definitely is. We got to find out if that's what it is. I've been putting in last names and they've been gone. They have been. Right.

So I think I'm out then. Is it me? Yeah. How about a lever? I don't know what the muses are. Yeah, what does that mean? I'm going to give it a try. Medusa?

Poseidon? Definitely not spelled like that. Shit, I'm out. What the fuck is a muse? What's up? You guys are not going to get a single one. I see it. I know you're trying to get it to me.

Printer. You're out? I'm out. Is a wheel a classical simple machine? Yeah, definitely. He didn't say actual at all. Woo! Who's up?

Oh, yeah. Ayo. Music's no chance. I've been out. Roan. Said Karl Marx. Oh, yeah. Randy Jackson.

He should have counted. He just wasn't an original member, but he wasn't the Jackson 5. No, he shouldn't have counted because it said original member. Y'all made fun. There was no Randy Jackson, but there was. We know there's a Randy Jackson. Roan. Papa New Guinea.

Oh, fucking way. Damn. What a pull. UA. APUA. What a pull. UA. New.

G-U-I-N-E-A. Okay. How many more you got sitting there, Rone? We got them all. Oh, it's just me and Roan? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Simple machine, wedge, axle, pulley, lever.

Is it corkscrew? Oh, Roan, can you get it? Can you get it, Roan? How about Dionysus? Oh. What? Greek muse. Oh, Roan, can you get it? Can you get it, Roan? How about Dionysus? Oh. Greek muse? Well.

Oh, no. I think it's D-I-O. There's definitely a Y in there. Oh, I feel like there's one you guys are going to. Okay. That's one, brother. It's not one. Don't even worry about it. It goes back to me?

Yeah. I think just screw then. Oh. That's not one. Don't even worry about it. It goes back to me? Yeah. I think just screw then. Ooh. Nice. All right. McGonagall? Yeah. Did she?

She had to. No, I don't think so. I think it was another girl. Oh, no. It was that one in the fifth one who everyone hated. All right. Back to... Are we sure that's how we spell it?

I don't think she was. Oh, she might have been one. I thought she was potions. No fifth one who everyone hated. All right. Are we sure that's how we spell it? I don't think she was. Oh, she might have been one. I thought she was potions. No, she might have been. She did a lot. She might have been one. We just need to look up how to spell it. It was turned into a cat and shit.

What is it? Dark as hell. Oh, right. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. Transfiguration? Yeah. MCG?

You got it. O-N-A G-A-L-L Woo No Nick for the win Oh you did win I thought I did win

Oh you did Yeah you did You got the last one yeah It was Athena Was Athena in Muse's agreement Show us what we missed I was going to say Lady of the Lake Poland

That's Uses we won't get Poland Uses no one's going to get What's the Lake. Poland. Uses we won't get. Uses no one's going to get. What's the last one? Oh, yeah, those are hard. Umbridge. That's who it was.

Who's the last one? Palestine. Palestine and Palau. Palestine, I mean. Chico Marx? That seems... Go ahead. Chico Marx. And Zappo?

Loose with it. Who was the last dark arts instructor? What's that from? Is that some cursed child shit? No, I mean, in the last book, they were never at the school, so they probably... Relax. I gotta pee. All right, let's do one last one.

Spin the wheel, and then we'll do one last one. We didn't spin the wheel, did we? We did not? We did not. I thought we did. I thought we did, too. He showed it. We didn't spin it.

Oh, dear. Ew. Oh, dear. Ew. Oh, no. What? It's your first time on the act, right? Second technical, first in person. So Pete was on the act today? Chris is on.

Pete, yeah. Have you been deep sea fishing? Jake Marsh? No, I haven't. Fishing at all? Not really. You trying to find hobbies for me? Yeah, kind of.

Chris, you got a lot of chances to not get this. It's going to be none of us in this room. He's hovering. If he comes in, he's on the wheel. We can't beckon him if he comes in naturally. Damn it, Nick, you bastard. All right. What in that thing?

I watched a YouTube video not too long ago on the tools. Screw. Apparently, Ozempic is, like, the shit. I want it so bad.

It's taking away every, like, people are losing all of their, like, bad habits. It's gotta be something. Right.

I think it's just making... Oh, it's for sure going to be bad. You see the Kratom study? Like, what is it saying? Oh, shit. You could go bald in up to two weeks after trying it. Doing it every day for like three years. Sassy.

You go sassy. Limited. Dry. Wet. I didn't even know we landed on wet. You're shaming my hair, too. No, my hair. Come on. The wheel is just.

The wheel's not going to do your hair like that. Let's go, Za. Za, my boy. Booyaka, booyaka. Kill all them sugar. All right, Che. Way to be Che. Eat our whole team dry.

If the wheel wills it, then so shall it be done. Thank you. Fuck. This would be tough. Replaying in my head, You clearly were sitting out there To get an invite on the Yak Don't listen to the Yak

Unload on me Deege And you unloaded The wheel is just That's like a 4 out of 10 Oh really? Oh we'll go back and watch Some of my old videos

Yeah Fucking nuclear Alright KB 4 4 Chris if it lands on you You should try a cold shower KB. Chris, if it lands on you, you should try a cold shower. KB.

Sure. Nice job, KB. Happy for you, brother. Happy for you, KB. You deserve it, man. Wait, was I on there? Was he? I don't remember you getting it.

I don't think you put my name on there. Start over. We had to start over. We don't. We'll add your name right now. This is how we always play. We could check it. I don't think I was on there.

TJ. You could replace me. TJ, what happened? I forgot you. Wow, sucking up to the boss. He forgot me. Out of all the people. Everybody's got to go back all the people. Damn.

Everybody's got to go back on the wheel. That's ridiculous. Rules are rules, brother. I don't know where you went. Well, now you know what's going to happen is you're going to lose. I think Chris fucking annihilated me. He blew you off the face of the earth. Yeah.

Was I that harsh? No. Okay, good. I was going to say, fuck, dude. People will make it a big deal. It was definitely not because it was miscommunication that I probably should have said it better, and you took it the wrong way, and we're all good. Of course.

It takes a lot for me to be really mad at somebody. Trust me. This reminds me of the end of Back to the Future, though, because you're kind of starting to fade away and disappear. Yeah. Lonnie just did that to you. Yeah, he did that to me. I was just looking at a picture of you.

It's your memory. I was looking at your profile picture, and half of it faded away. Snap out of existence like Infinity War. God, have you worn shorts yet this year? Yes. Okay. Have you worn them on the show yet? No.

Why? Yes. Shit. I haven't yet. Shit. I did once. Oh, fuck. Restart the wheel.

Restart the wheel. Repairs. You can't be off the wheel if you're not here. You have to be in the room. I did once. Oh, fuck. Restart the wheel. Restart the wheel. You can't be off the wheel if you're not here. You have to be in the room. You have to be in the room. Other than Jake and Pete. Yeah. Okay. Here we go.

First wheel spin. Okay. Nice, Che. There you go, Che. There you go, Che. There you go, Che. Turtle boy. Boy, Che. There you go, Che. There you go, Che. Turtle boy. Boy, Che.

Che. Show head. Kyle. Again, snipes me. Puff. Welcome back. Hey, Brandon. You're in the wheel.

Ooh. Alliant jobs Jobs Bellington. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Nah, damn it. Life isn't fair. Life. Do you want to paint?

So bad. Fuck. There you go Sass There you go Sass Let's go Sass Love it up for Sass Chris You're free Way to go Chris

Undefeated today Chris, you're free. Way to go, Chris. Undefeated today. I don't think so. Yeah, what do you mean? What? No, you can't shit. You can't shit. You were, when you were gone, you were the first name to come up, but we made you keep spinning.

That's bullshit. Well, you weren't here. Why'd y'all spin then? Don't let him go in the bathroom right before we have to go. Oh, is he taking a shit? Go get him. That's bullshit. Well, you weren't here. Why'd y'all spin then? Don't let him go in the bathroom right before we have to go. Oh, is he taking a shit? Go get him. Go get him. Go get him. Get him.

Let him in there. What the fuck? No way. No way. What a dick. That's such a dick move? Pissing. I don't believe you.

I'm going to fucking get got here. This sucks. Stop. Oh, no. Ron, I'm happy that get got here This sucks Stop Oh no Ronan I'm happy that you're dry I'm very happy you're dry You got this big cat Focus in

Very happy you're dry He told me he's pissing No Focus in big cat Not today Wheel Fuck Go get Jake

Go get Jake He's gotta He's got a watch. Jake is? Best of seven. Damn it. Why did I open my stupid mouth when I was forgotten? You had it. You were fine.

I know. You're too good of a leader. A wheel is just, though. I can't do that. I can't do that. People would have been upset. Imagine if you did win today wet. What a story that would make.

Oh, shit. Breaking news? Now the volume is just up for no reason. Oh. But did it mean to be up that loud? Like, did you mean to hit breaking news? No. Oh.

Well, that's... So we're getting Jake His ass is peeing Do you want me to go stay and watch on the bathroom? Guard the bathroom What? What did you just watch? Brandon coming around the corner

Full speed That wasn't full speed And the worst part was the toilet was clogged So I had to shit in the shower. Oh, that sucks, dude. All right, just spin it, spin it. We got to go because we got to do the dozen. Bracks.

Just go. Spin it because we got to do the dozen. Well, we're not doing. No, we are. We're doing it. We'll see who gets it. If he's not here, we might have to leave the show off tomorrow with him getting wet. Yeah, that's fine.

What are your thoughts on the nickname The Destroyer? Best out of seven. What? Destroyer. Or for who? Chris? Any nickname. No, no. Friend of mine. Alright, 1-0 Jake. Cleet Thomas?

Oh, yeah. One of those early 2010s Tiger Scrubs. Jake. God damn it. He wasn't that bad. Role player. Measures here. Here we go.

2-1. Oh, it's over. Sorry, Fran. We're finishing. We didn't know. 2-1. didn't know open my mouth he noticed he't on the wheel and brought it up.

Man of honor. Memorable. Walking past the free ship. Is that the world? It did. Jay was guarding. Are you back? I'm not. I didn't laugh.

I was laughing because of the way Kyle was looking. Yeah. Nick, what a pull. What absolute pulls on those machines. I was about to say refrigerator. I was literally about to say lamp. I was thinking printer. For some reason,

the first one that came to mind for me was cotton gin. My mind was not in the right place. Then I think the next one was wheel. I should probably go a little bit more simplistic. Oh, bad. That's bad. Yeah, that's...

Oh, wow, he got wet. Oh, bad. Jesus. So bad. This is good trivia karma. Wet as hell. Good job. You're coming in wet.

Good job. So gross. Wet. Roof of wet. You were home free, and you had to tempt fate. You had to fucking say that you weren't on the wheel. It's just, though, that's good ethics. All right, see you everyone tomorrow.

Oh, what about Sporkle? Oh. All right. Good luck. It's the act.