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Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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Nick and KB are back. Nick and KB missed a lot. Yeah. I'm so fucking mad. So I'm sorry that we had Kathy Mitchell on yesterday when you guys were out. We had to do it because otherwise everyone would have been like the act sucks without Nick and KB.

So we brought in literally like our secret weapon in Kathy Mitchell. And then everyone said this would have been so much better if Nick and Kathy Mitchell. Yeah, backfired on us. You guys are trying to gloss over insulting us with compliments. Yeah. I'll never forgive you

She is the best Everything we wanted mm-hmm Times a million she shit on Che a little bit. She instantly shit on Che perfect on assess. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah perfect on assess. What's her age? 77 she's 77. I thought she was 77 15 years ago. No she's 77 She even had like one of my favorite moments is when she came on I Went to tweet out the stream and like whenever I go get the stream I see like the top few comments it had just been when she talked she was like oh yeah

My husband will hold the phone and the chat respect to the chat was like this bullshit She's got a husband like fuck this guy. Yeah, wow chat What you know they called dibs, and then she was like I told her that I was like the chats pretty pissed She's like well. It's my third husband. Oh, so she'd be willing to yeah. She was like you know we're still trying So like she she gives off heavy wifey vibes. Oh, oh yeah grandmother wifey heavy ass friend Yes, she shit on che. We have a new che character which you guys are gonna be appalled by I'm pretty beat. I don't I don't not today. I think you're gonna have to stephan oh

Steve I didn't get enough sleep for this That's fine this is How we doing Nikki oh That's stephan All right, what's stephan explain? So you know when Steve Urkel would take his glasses off and he was stephan or kyle oh, so this is pretty much the same This is the exact same exact he's asian yeah, ah But it's me, baby

Yeah, so Stefan tried to hit on Kathy Mitchell and said what do you like for dinner? And I was like Stefan. I think you were trying to say what do you want for breakfast? So bad and then Kathy was just like hey, he sounds like a guy doesn't talk to girls What do you want for dinner when you get home fucking that other guy? What do you want for dinner as well that's like a pickup line Yeah, you say like what yeah, what do you want for brad? How do you like your idea that yeah? Yeah, no his his made no sense. He literally just asked. What do you like for dinner? I'll never root for divorce, but single che would be so fun. Oh, Stephon you'd be swimming in it

Stephen is a married man Stephon's not yeah, does the ring come off with the glasses? Yes, Stevens laugh Cool or what yes the funds the cool as cool as hell all right This character is not super fleshed out. We haven't done too much of it. So you just don't know how to act we being you The font what you getting into this weekend? Damn what am I not getting into? All right, so like soft-spoken yeah, he's kind of soft-spoken yet aggressive Yeah, it's douche juice chills

We take the glasses off your body. He just has goosebumps. What's the Fonz body count? You lose count at one point. Oh, that's pretty good What's that noise? What's that noise Kate? It is the bad it's like chills, but not not the good kind said with love yeah Kate congratulations You didn't dress up today. I didn't I didn't dress up. You finally got it tomorrow's Halloween Tomorrow's Halloween. Oh, we're still not knowing when no she said yesterday She was like so what are we gonna wear tomorrow? I'm just like Kate again Thursday yeah, even this morning when I woke I was in a pair. I was like I gotta get all the stuff then yeah

Good times. I hope you forget tomorrow and then my kids are yeah, it wouldn't why are all these crazy Why are people your doorbell wouldn't be that crazy none of us are dressing up tomorrow, right? I'm not I don't want to spoil the brand and you're telling me you have some huge plans? No, don't do that. Oh shit. No. Are you gonna be Bernie? I got nothing. I have looked for that shirt, I can't find that shirt.

I can't find the cross-colored shirt anywhere. If I could find it I would do it, but I can't find it. So I'm not gonna be Bernie. I have an email formatted to send to the whole Chicago office to be like Halloween parade in the gym tomorrow Oh, I know it would make everyone hate me Hate you more send it. Yeah No, I think you got to send it you can do the boy. It's not us wouldn't it be nice to sit here

And they yeah, that was my favorite day at school send it we have awards for sluttiest Scariest That could be yes, and then if anybody's wearing costumes where we can't tell who they are, we make them do stuff until we figure out who they are. Come on. We just point at them and say do stuff. I don't mind that at all. Dance the robot. Do Dizzy Bat. I think we should get together like six to seven superlatives so people have something to go for.

I just feel bad that it's like last minute now and people are feeling like they have to scramble No, send it right now send the email right now Let's give let's give mincy a really complex costume that he has to get by tomorrow, okay I actually forwarded it to TJ and I was like TJ. Can you send this from your account so that it? Yeah, I just gave it to page Okay, page was I don't think we can send out office emails anymore. Why oh lego Okay, like that's the day fun died Yeah

They music died yeah, can I ask page to send it out that I just did oh you did okay? I was really presumptuous of them to be like the day the music died Yeah, there's a lot of other living musicians. There was like three guys that died in a plane and they're like, that's it for music. At the time though, that was what, half the... Was it half the musicians? It was half of all music right there. Who was it?

Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and somebody else. But then we got the song American Pie about it and that's like... That's true good-ass song We got buddy later to write by Weezer. Oh, yeah, it's just name of a song. I guess we could have got it regardless We're rocks Buddy Holly, yep, tell me about him glass a little Twinkie looking yeah Yeah, he was young when he died yeah, yeah, they all were yeah Who's the third?

flight in where Iowa don't know oh Oklahoma you can actually Iowa, Iowa or Nebraska or Oklahoma somewhere you're taking up all the states Yeah, yeah It was in a cornfield and you can pull over to the side of the road and that farmer Like has a path through the corn to where the plane went down you can like it's just random you pull your car over the side of the road and like go to the exact spot where they do that and what do you do where Leonard Skinner died you can go to there you go where Leonard I don't know why you'd want to respects those you just go their grave yeah I think you'd

rather go to their grave and you're a Vaughn Alpine Valley was he a plane to use a helicopter where was John Denver John Denver Colorado he just died of age didn't he no plane crash my mom was playing crash she was too yeah wait so the music died with those guys oh to shredding music wasn't living with Otis Redditt died sitting on a no in the bay. Aliyah? That's not a bad way to go. That's a plain crash. Aliyah was not a Shanti. Not a Shanti, Ashanti is still living. When he added that RP at the end, man.

Can we play that? That, honestly, I think this goes down in podcasting Hall of Fame. I was talking to Biz and Whit yesterday because we ended up betting the Yankees because of the Ashanti. Biz and Whit posted this clip in the morning. And it's it is podcasting Hall of Fame. Dodgers Yankees is very cool, too. Like some people probably hate the fact

that it's these two super mega. It's it's what it's what baseball needed. I feel like baseball was a little bit. Ever since they implemented the shot clock or the pitch clock. And then now you get this like I haven't been invested in baseball in a long time. I care what's happening in this world series. And just the O'Shaunty factor and the fact that he's a gambling addict. O'Shaunty?

The Irish Japanese man. O'Shaunty? And Shohei Otani? Shohei Otani. I struggle with the Japanese names. That's okay. That's okay. She the Japanese names. Okay. That's okay She had some bangers man, oh my god geez rest in peace And then so he just kills Ashanti and then like three hours later the Yankees announced that she's singing the national

Yeah, unbelievable like instant. It was so perfect But he who did he think Aliyah? Which I actually said that I thought when I watched the clip I was just laughing at biz and I didn't think about yeah wits comment because I also was thinking Aliyah Yeah, I didn't even think about it. And then he's like dude. Did you see I killed Ashanti? Yeah, the rest in peace is by far the funniest.. Just right there at the end, snuck in. Also, Biz saying this Ashanti guy who's a gambling addict, he just gets lost in the shuffle.

Shohei Otani is a very, very, very famous athlete. Very famous. Brandon doesn't like him, but everyone else does. No. You're confusing him with you don't like Will and Taylor. No, you're confusing him with you don't like Will and Taylor But yeah, the Ashanti game was incredible Inquis are back. Oh, you were gone. I think you were gone. Kate broke a TV. Yeah, Kate broke a TV. Yeah

What's that TV? You'll never guess the spot where that well now it's not gonna hit us quite the same Because spots gone and the spot just disappeared, huh? It was what now you'll never guess the spot 100% Kate's fault because guys decided the punishment for Kate It's got to be pretty severe Yeah, she has to do she has to plan a Halloween thing for us And then we have to mercilessly make fun of her about it for a year. Yeah. Sounds about. We didn't know the TVs couldn't take Frisbees when we decided to put one of the chains in the middle of the studio and then play a game.

Wait, you? I did that, and then Kate decided to play a game you can't raise your hands or move, and Frisbees get thrown at you. Okay. And then it hit the TV. All there is in this room to hit is TV. Yeah, well we actually played another round

after the TV broke and KB almost broke the camera. Yeah. Oh, that'd be worse. Yeah. That'd be worse. Oh. He would have hit. Direct hit.

Oh, somebody, Danny Conrad got injured. Yeah, he did. He did get injured. Yeah, he got a frisbee to the shin. I think we upped the street credit frisbees though. Breaking stuff and making people bleed. That's a bitch game. They're dangerous.

Oh Jesus! Hey, what a cannon! Now Stefan's mad! Now Stefan's mad! How did Stefan react? He was mad. He was just like the side where the frisbees can he's out there right now Yeah, walk out there with the frisbees. They're over there. Go grab one brain jeepers creepers or something he said He said jeepers creepers. Yes, jeepers creepers It's a gar car star darn sugar bears

Clanking of the chains. It's a nice sound. There's no cool way to carry one of those. I maybe like one. Yeah, right here in the middle, then throw it as hard as you can back towards us. Throw it. Throw it as hard as you can back towards us. Throw it. Throw it as hard as you can back towards us. Brandon, get some oomph behind it. Yeah.

Whale it. I'm here! Oh, he's... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh real though, throw one. And nobody move. I would like to see how these things fly. Like throw it. TJ, can you pull up like a broken screen graphic on one of these back TVs? Yeah. Stefan is smart. He's learned that we're basically toddlers and if you ignore us, we'll stop our bad behavior.

I was under the impression that we were fully permitted to break the rest of the TVs, if not one hour. Even them out, yeah. We should spin a wheel for how many TVs we break a day. I think TV's not a big deal, but the cameras, they did get a little. The cameras are, yeah, what is it, a trillion dollars? Yeah.

That's a lot. Mm-hmm Like that Russian court Hmm Russian court find Google Something dick decillion decillion does a bunch of dollars for what? For doing I don't know I didn't know enough about the story to bring it up I don't I just read headlines they didn't know it's a bunch of Russian YouTube

Channels, I got no what the fuck are you doing? No, what the fuck are you doing? Oh stop right now for solely Confiscated You don't know sit down You don't get it. No, sit down. No. Sit right down. Absolutely the fuck not. What the fuck do you think you're doing? Answer for yourself. Stefan needed me. That's not the question. You know what the question is.

You know exactly what you're doing. Insane. What? New hat. I was getting old. The old one was getting old. Sweaty, old sweaty gross need a new hat The shadow makes it look like you're wearing a mask over your eyes Stu come say hello this can't be the new I was actually walking to that's not new hat. That's that's new person Yes, say hello of course You're not done. Yeah, wait you're not right there still Stuart Yes, hello

Hello Been a while, okay, that was too funny It's an honor. It's a pleasure. Hello everyone. Hi Stu the revenue producing show that keeps the lights on here, so Thanks for at least giving Big Cat security so he doesn't have to work seven days a week, 24 hours a day because you are the most talented people here at Barstool, you and PFT. I love having you on the show. It ends really there.

Oh, okay. Oh my God. I already started mad at him. In reality, those are the people that pay the bills. Can I just first of all say thank you Lord Jesus Mozizala that Barstool exists, that I have a job at 63 years old, otherwise I'd be useless like Tits Unable, so I just want to be grateful and thank you to everyone. Second, I would like to promo November November 13th the Laugh Factory. PFT is

hosting. Nick, Mooc, Chris Bader and myself are gonna do comedy and it's so hard to get money to sell tickets obviously because every time we go on there's so many Laugh Factory shows, there's so much promos, there's so much merch, but I really don't care about that. I don't even care if you eat. Please let's buy the seats for this. It's going to be a phenomenal night. It's a meet and greet. It's a Q&A, Laugh Factory November 13th, and I love you and thank you. I would say too, although I'm selling it so this is like almost suicide for myself, I'm gonna lose like 6,000 saying this, but

obviously responsibly because we have DraftKings, otherwise I could say other aside from myself I'm gonna lose like 6,000 saying this but obviously responsibly because we have draft Kings otherwise I could say other words but responsibly the Dodgers are a human lock a burial in a blowout tonight regardless of Yankee fans Yankee fandom the Dodgers are a lock the word lock is not allowed to be used I don't think but I just used it Dodgers are a lock I gave it to you I love you free money free money free money over last night in the Dodger Yankee game was a lock and tonight the Dodgers specifically are like they're not going back to LA They're going to be celebrating at Yankee Stadium, and that's the bottom fucking line there. We go. That was great

I feel like you had more in you um I did, but I have to be careful with draft Kings I don't want to be cancelled and I don't want to make you look bad because I don't like when you have so much on your plate always and I basically take that for you don't love me no more but you're so busy. I do love you. I know you do but you're always busy and I always want to be up your ass and I want to feel special and I want you to kiss my ass and I want to feel you you know, I'm a people pleaser. I'm a Jew. People hate Jews, and they've hated me my whole life, and you're one of the few people that is a Jew, PFT is, you know, is your partner,

and you've always been so ingratiating to me, but now, you know, you got a big nut on your plate. This place costs 20 million. You support, like, 200 people, and 140 of them suck. So it's very hard. You know what I'm saying? It's like you don't get any help. You know, you got a ton of people walking around here, eating, eating, but eating your food for free.

And they, you know, they're playing basketball. And really, you know, I owned a place that had 220 full and part-time people where 170 of them sucked. And my payroll was like 600,000 a week. So I know the pressure that you're under where I paid the bill I had a 900 number that wrote four million dollars a year and it paid the bills everybody else just was on my coattail And I know how you feel so you know like I take You know certain times like I want to be in your face

But you got everything to do just like you said you can't go out to dinner with me because you have no time for your family For your children, you know you do have to have a life in juggle it but uh, you know, that's the bottom line I'm fucking done All right November 13th laugh factory He's reading his list live. I love it. Oh Your lineage for your lineage You just let you just wind him up and let him go Oh Your lineage for your lineage just real lineage

You just let you just wind him up and let him go yeah I think he could have gone he's one of the best in the world at that yes Whatever he says to me on advisors Can I just interject for ten seconds, and I'm like sure and then it's five minutes later. It's the best So you you you know know what the fuck are you doing she put on a new hat today you can't do this this is a new hat do you do you like what you see yeah well you don't I've been listening to a lot of

big extra plug recently he's a big up and coming guy see but next biggie smalls and I'm in the vibe I'm in the vibe You're in the vibe What's he saying? I don't know ever said that It like it doesn't fit your head no bucket heads and never for no Like a pen it feels like it's it's really tight mmm Yeah, it looks like you're hiding a surgery

I think it rips off if you have one thought Yeah, you look like a Walk it's him Did you purchase that piece did you hunt seek locate and acquire that piece on your own volition? Yeah Page gave it to me. Okay. It's also an oddly shaped fucking hat. I think it's the man below. It's like a plant that's been turned upside down. My football helmet was like a 3X football helmet.

Oh shit. Oh. That's a lot of... Damn, so we got a big fucking head. Big ol' head. Damn. Alright, well... So you're not gonna, you're just gonna keep sitting there wearing it?

I was just wearing it, I literally, Stefan needed me to go look at it. We know why you were there, but you're not gonna amend your look at all? No, I love it. Okay. Yeah. All right. You have, if you're committing to this look. I want it every day. I want a bucket hat every day. A different one? Yeah. Like you out in public. I want I want to be in a bucket hat face bucket hat We'll get into that you can't just like dip your toe into it your bucket hat guy now Yeah, you gotta get a viva bucket. I do actually I have a viva bucket hat in my house. All right But it kind of covers the smile a little bit you can't see my eyes. That's why smiles a mouth I see my eyes. That's why smiles a mouth

Wait typically your head a little and zoom in on him. Oh my god. I can't see a smile I can't tell why is for solely frowning You're an Asian man the solely can be any race yeah, if you just look at them like a little bit Okay, thank you for solely wrong you tell Stefan when you find him that we broke another TV No, I think we haven't walked on Celtics got buddy Holly wait till he walks by the Celtics got buddy Holly No, they can't afford him That looks great, TJ. Yeah, I actually kind of fell for it for a second. I was like, oh my god.

Oh no, look at Stefan. He's mad. Wait, can he sit? Stefan. Stefan, what do we do about this one? What? Come here, come here. It's not a funny bit.

No, it's not a bit. We broke another TV. What should we do? That's not it. I wasn't here for a step and come here I think it's still good is it do you think this? All right now we got to break it Smarter me fucking you can't do that. I want to take it off the wall and throw it

Wait you said it makes our background look crappier than it already does. Wait, you said it makes our background look crappier than it already does? You're the background guy! Yeah, you are the background guy! The more TVs you break, the less- But what if they're all broken? But also it was the same thing on every TV. We just need one. True, I agree. Don't worry, I agree.

Don't worry. That was the green light to break all but one. Yeah. Same. He's's got sass to him I think we got a Smash all the TVs. I think we should think someone's got to do it. It's got to be Kate We shared does have to be a but we let's assign the item for Kate I kind of want to remind all five are working TVs having a picture of Stefan oh And let him end about the TV. Yeah

Yeah Oh, yeah, and let him and then about the TV. Yeah Yeah Solely with his bucket hat, I don't know if I'll ever get over this and he wasn't called out there He just wanted to parade in front of us. He was starting to pray early. He was prancing. We fell for it. Yeah He baited us Kate you should get a Viva bucket hat like that's not I know He's got a frame seen that coming Guy would die for us literally for you He said that unprompted you guys watch next Friday

Yes, oh, yeah, he looks like the jokers from from next Friday. Oh, I've got that own Chico with the hat Let's see him She pulled that up pull it next Friday look at the anticipation on Stephen Chase oh yeah he kind of does a little bit we need him in a bucket that went down to the bottom right he looked like yeah we need a little more. Yeah Yeah, maybe he's Mexican Slowly can be any race anything Yeah, what couldn't he be?

Black no Can't be white Can't be white like he couldn't be from a Scandinavian nation because he could be like Dominican and he's any Pacific Island and Irish India. Oh, yeah I'm gonna be a cypress. I couldn't be Irish Cyprus yeah Oh I Get uncomfortable. It's like it's like Pete I get uncomfortable when I see our tech guys are very serious

Playful yeah, yeah, it's very we so I don't be real human beings outside of I have a situation with Stefan Oh, yeah, he knows where you live. I live right right next to him like right next to him and a few weeks ago I Invited him to our house like right next to him. And a few weeks ago, I invited him to our house for trick or treating tomorrow, because, and I don't wanna put his business out there, he doesn't, he's probably not gonna get trick or treaters in the apartment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we invited him like a month ago, I was like, hey, Stefan, when Halloween rolls around, if you and the wife wanna come over for, and just help us pass out, you don't even have to help us, just come over, we'll all hang out. Hang out on the front porch. I don't think I want that anymore. No. But I haven't spoken a word of it since I invited him. Do you think he forgot about it? Yes.

Okay, good. You think he remembered? No, I don't think he forgot all right, so here's what you could do when he comes You just hand him the bowl, and then you lock your door. Oh, yeah Appreciate you doing this we're gonna go get a bite to eat That would be great if you just sat in like the living room where he could see you and he's like yeah Can you just man the door? Yeah? Yeah? I let him do all the work and we leave yeah So I don't know we'll see how that goes. Do you think he wants to I?

Don't know I could never get a real like it was Like we were putting up all the decorations and my wife was getting like the holiday speed This was like early October and she's like we should invite should we have a party and I was like I don't know She's like we should invite some people and then I ran into Steph in the next day and we were talking about the neighborhood and what it's gonna be like on Halloween and all that and I was like hey you guys can I just threw it out there and then now it's it tomorrow's the day and I don't have you asked him what he's doing for Halloween like this week to see if he's oh if I tested it if he's home. I feel like yeah

Yeah, well if I ask him he's just gonna. Yeah, I don't know I was scared that he's gonna be like am I not coming over did he say yes? Yeah, he said yeah We do that, but this was again. This was like October 5th All right, let's get him back in here more ask if he has any plans You also ask him if he has plan ask him what he's doing for Halloween tomorrow I don't know if you can ask somebody to come over to your house on Halloween on October 5th Yeah, I don't know if you can ask somebody to come over to your house on Halloween on October 5th Yeah, I don't know It was it was it was like it wasn't an official invitation It was just kind of like a you're in front of me right now

We were discussing the festive nature of the neighborhood, and I was like hey when the day comes I will just ask him What he's if he's got plants wonder what his costume is yeah? hmm He's probably I bet you he'd go as like one of the female Ghostbusters What he's if he's got plans wonder what his costume is yeah? hmm He's probably I bet you he'd go as like one of the female Ghostbusters Whatever he did he would do it way too much. Yeah, like he made a homemade costume did the makeup everything Yeah, I go all out Is a character from Hamilton Buster I'm Christian Wigg

Is a character from Hamilton What is my favorite Broadway play Are you dressing up to hand out candy? Oh, no, I'm not a costume guy Yeah, no, I'm pumped for Halloween. Yeah? It's so fun with little kids. It's so fun. They get so excited.

I have all my candy. I have to go get a bowl. You gonna leave it out? No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. You gonna sit there? Yeah, I want to. Hey, hey, Stefan, come in here real quick. What's up, man?

Wait, does his shirt say Kristen Wiig on it? Kristen Stewart. Oh, Kristen Stewart. Oh, Kristen Stewart. Hey, Stefan. What's up, man wait does his shirt say Kristen wig on it Hey Stefan Sure sit sit sit we haven't caught up in a while. Yeah, or ever Do you like the TVs? Is that the silliest you've ever been yeah, you looked really that you're let's take a silly pic pose you'd not do a goofy one yeah it's a half it's a while ago too you were still buckled up though crazy are you driving in this picture very irresponsibly oh my god I'm busy what's going on yeah we

know you are too do you have any plans for tomorrow? For Halloween? Are you dressing up? I... could. No, I'm not asking. I have one, I have like a safe one. Yeah, are you doing anything tomorrow night though? Are you like going out trick-or-treating or anything? No.

You're an adult, you're probably giving out candy. What are you doing after work? I don't know where this is going. Yeah, we were just asking your plans. We've all said our plans. What does the evening look like for you? Paint us a picture. Well, I was going to actually follow up on that today, so I'm glad you asked. Oh, what was...

Oh. Oh, you're not. Okay. I kind of forgot about it, but if the invite is still open, we would love to come. But if not, we could figure out other things. But Mark, what you were saying is you asked him on October 5th and then you realized you didn't want him to come. See, that's what I was worried about.

Because after he asked me, I was- Well, it felt so far away. It was like, I'm the- Yeah, that's a- It was the right thing to do, but I don't have to do anything about it And now I'm gonna have to do something yeah, you got the satisfaction of inviting someone over right I literally wow job well done I literally I told my wife this morning I'm just like I'm gonna like ask mark what he's gonna dress up for Halloween and maybe that'll spark conversation if he doesn't give me

Anything we're not going okay, so I was asking She's like have you talked to Stefan about if they're coming over and I was like absolutely not exactly I'm trying to So he forgets if the invite is still open we'd love to come and I do have a costume for it Oh, that is is it it is it is a female Ghostbuster? No, okay Where that came from I just just guessed. Nick guessed. No, I'm not that cool. It's Oceans 8, actually.

What's Oceans 8? The female oceans. Yeah. Bad jokes. But yeah. What's your costume? I can't. It's not that good.

Yeah, who cares? It's a hot dog costume. Oh, all right. That's good. What are you going to? Well, I don't want to. Never mind. Mark's not a costume. Yeah, who cares? It's a hot dog. Oh, all right. What are you gonna? Wow? I don't want it nevermind Mark's not a costume guy. He's never Our family doesn't do cost all right well, so this has been resolved you guys I guess he's coming over yeah, no I was gonna say it's been resolved. We don't know okay

Oh, I look I was gonna talk to both of you went to a party this weekend I'm not a big WWE guy, but I know enough from like the 90s. Are you should talk to both of you. Went to a party this weekend. I'm not a big WWE guy, but I know enough from like the 90s. You should talk to Nick in me. Yeah. Yoo hoo! Nick. So basically there was a mask in the green screen room.

I kinda helped myself. Mick Foley. Yeah. Mankind. Mankind. Easy outfit. Yup. Went to two parties.

Not a single person knew who I was That's a shame Did you even went out? I even did sockie You did sock-o I did I did I got a white sock and I drew on it and everything. Well, that's unfortunate. That's crazy Yeah, so that was and I'm not even I think I would have even known that if you Yeah, better parties

So do people forget about mankind? I guess I don't know. Did you wear the white shirt and everything? I had a white button down and they're like shitty black tie. Oh, I don't have like long hair So I just like whatever but that's unfortunate. I'm not about that. You're going to the wrong parties You should have I think I might be going to the right parties because they don't know wrestling from 20 years ago Yeah, that's the wrong party. Yeah, but alright Palate cleanse how busy are you? Yeah, that's the wrong party. Yeah, but all right all right How busy are you? Name jeepers my friend ask yourself. Oh you piece of shit. Oh

Yeah Brandon how busy is Stefan? Thank you Stefan enjoy tomorrow with mark yeah And make sure to overcompensate for the fact that they might, like you might come across as not wanting to be there by staying extra-live. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was gonna say, like a lot of kids don't come till like 10 o'clock. Yeah, we were thinking 9.30, 10, the party would start.

So if you wanna show up. If we could bring anything, we'd love to make something. Stefan's a great cook. Oh really? Yes. Mark would like puppy chow yes Ooh, baby pass out the puppy chow to the yeah What about one jumbo deviled egg like real big like an ostrich devil Yeah, did you devil an ostrich egg? Oh you can devil any yet make make something that makes me laugh to yeah

You would have to do some science yeah, all right you can get steffan off the screens. I like a toilet deviled egg I want to see the devil egg He does make great puppy chow. Oh, he's a terrific Chef you say Baker. He's mostly treats. He doesn't really just a lot of treats Yeah, I'm caught off guard every time I bump into him in the real world. You only talk outside of the office He's a very nice guy very he set up my house. It's stunning. Yeah, he did yeah And it's quick pleasure to be around yes Yeah, until he gets inside these doors

His lust for life is just all gone. Yeah sure is Yeah, he's top of the list guys that would shoot up this place. No no no I think you have to be too much Yeah, much camera if you said stephen. Here's what you're gonna need to shoot up place. He'd be like I'm not getting all that can I just poison them with my puppy child these this could potentially work, but full metal jacket would work better And I don't have a bump stock I want to see him as a ghostbuster now so bad You could have just been the guy ghostbuster whoa Every now and then a regular chicken lays like a massive fucking that's not a regular chicken a that's an ostrich

For a giant deviled she doesn't take a bite of this I'm gonna be sick Have you ever tried? Oh, is it a diaper? Do they send it in a diaper to boil? Oh, is it a diaper? Do they send it in a diaper? Two hours. Can we buy an ostrich egg online? Oh, we should play the running game with ostrich eggs. Oh, yeah Shot putting them Paige sent that email by the way Kate also Kate the whole chat is demanding that we acknowledge that you're looking right today. Oh, Kate is looking right. What's on body? Guess who's here. Yeah, what you're wearing, what you're wearing.

Go head to toe. Okay, I'm wearing the biggest, I've lost a ton, I don't wanna brag, I've lost a ton of weight. Here we go. My pants are like, I don't know. I'm bragging those shoes, but okay. I don't know. And then an old eagle shirt, go birds.

Okay. And then this to hold my pants up. Ah. Very cute. Where are the jeans from the coals okay nice coals and then these Nike shoes check and I brush my hair I didn't blow dry it but I did wash it and then I gave a little fluff with the towel very cool thanks guys contacts I went Stefan on everybody's ass. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Kate's a woman. I know

Okay, hi everyone see from Kate below. Oh, she threw you under the bus. Oh Wait, the two shouldn't go at the front. Sure. I was afraid no one would want to read the whole thing So I tried to do a quick summary at the top for people who don't give a shit wait You preemptively apologize for the email you're sending. Yes Wait, where'd you say? Sorry? Well see TLDR is kind of like a Costume parade during yak on Thursday 1230, please purchase me unless you don't want to then that's totally cool, too And I won't okay Yeah, just yeah page

How page then one sudden they have to go? Yeah, just yeah page This is mandatory now wait. Let's do spy cam and let's go make Kate be stern Let's go send Kate off on a demand. Yeah, I don't think I could I don't think I could do it Yeah, yeah, give her it and then you want me go with you. No no no no Yeah, if you saw that email, just I don't know if the tone was what I intended for it to be. It's actually not optional. I actually really need you to dress up tomorrow. Tell me what your costume is.

You're doing it, right? What's your costume? And you're going to be here. OK. I'll tell people that. I'll say it, and I'll ask. No, no, no. No, sorry.

No giggling. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs come up to me right now and tell me to wear a costume hey okay what's up hold on what's up Kate hey the costume things tomorrow and I saw your email about it it's really important I don't because for the acts I don't ever wear costumes though um and this is where I throw big kind of it's a big cat So you know no no no you're you're gonna have to say the I forgot to write that it's mandatory Well there will be a separate shame parade on this side of the gym for people who don't dress up and they have to walk in

A circle so I just got to walk of the gym for people who don't dress up and they have to walk in a circle. So I just gotta walk in the gym floor? I just gotta walk in there once? Like an idiot just walking around the gym in circles for no reason. Mandatory. It'd be embarrassing. Kate, look at me. Point your finger inside. You fucking dumb hick. Wear a goddamn costume. You gotta wear a costume tomorrow. My voice cracked. Alright, get the spike. No, no, she's not ready. You got to speak in demands and absolutes, no maybes. Kate, you used to hunt terrorists in the hot, hot sun. They knew.

They were like, oh, this is fine. Keep digging that hole. Put the bomb in it. They get the gist. The thing is, I think people feel so bad they'll dress up. That's not how. Like we don't wanna hurt her feelings. We gotta scare them.

I'm not dressing up. I think Big Cat's the only one that could really. No, you have to do it. I will, I will. I do think it would be fun. And I did have superlatives in there like you said, but I only had like four. And I said there'd be a prize,

I don't know what the prize is. do you have chef Donny's phone number? Call him and demand for him to dress up. I don't think I'm gonna be here be here shit what smokes get if we got smokes And no you need to get the get the zoom on somebody to go. I'm gonna go you're gonna go No, yeah, go around. I'm not gonna feel just be like we have to do you have to this you're a good actress Kate you showered today. Yeah shower, okay? Looking right oh look at all right che you walk with her wait. Let's make it even more But che you walk with her what what is this? Yeah? What is che doing today? Why are you sherbert ice cream sherbert ice cream? Yeah? You got pink socks on socks on don't what socks on. Don't what like totally what it. Purple shoes, pink socks, purple shirt.

Hot and candy swag. All right, Kate, you're not ready. Yeah. Oh my God. Take those glasses off. We have Squidward's house on the show. All right, Kate, go. All right, Kate.

Yeah, I might dress up. I don't know No, you really have to it's for not the yak tomorrow not the maternal no no you have to know It's or not don't drag it out. No no what if I don't? You're fired yeah There we go all right Kate's Gonna Go to NASCAR by the way, the adrenaline Daytona 500 or something you have to experience in person. Start with Mets. There's nothing like witnessing the stars of NASCAR battle for positions going 200 miles per hour on

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Oh, are you okay being on camera? Oh, yeah. Oh. All right, I'll let you in. Most precious thing in the game. What is going on? What is she doing? He's on the phone, I think. Oh, she's waiting.

She's lingering. Oh, disaster! Oh. I have a break tomorrow at 12.30, and everybody has to be in these costumes, Oh 30 and everybody has to be in his costume and so I need you to be a costume tomorrow Use you have to be here for it. Oh, I can't hear tomorrow. Well, you have to He doesn't work tomorrow She put it back I'm gonna see my email about tomorrow at 12 30. Us girls will not be here tomorrow. We're gonna be in Tennessee. Oh God.

Why? Why would we be in Tennessee? You have to cancel your trip and I'll see you guys at 12 30 at your basket break. Oh my god. Awesome. Okay. We're your fired. I heard that kid.

They're laughing in her face. They're laughing in her fucking face. Oh my god she's the worst person for this job Who's gonna be here tomorrow? Kayla's gonna dress up she used to aim and shoot guns at beings. Yeah Okay, Connor Griffin's ass. Oh, yeah, he'll dress up you don't ask him. Oh This is gonna be they do when you go back here to my creatures. Yeah, they're not going to be there's Connor.

Oh, that's an easy win. Oh, no. Yeah. Hi guys. Oh no. Tomorrow call 30. You must wear a costume. It's like not an option.

You have to. I already got one. Confirmed. If not an option. You have to. I already got one. Confirmed. Yeah, if we have to, yeah. You have to. Oh, I like that. This is what, is it good? Yeah, they all have to.

You have to, are you? I don't like the look on your face. Good. I don't like, no. I need direct bags on text. Yeah, Kate. Oh, fuck yeah. I'm sick of your shit.

Yeah, Kate. Oh, get him. Pugs get in the business. I'm like, no, bye. Whoa. Yeah, Kate Pugs get in the business Have to go get a coffee what if my guys just started beating Kato Man she's gotta go upstairs nobody's even she's gotta go upstairs. Nobody's- Steven, she's gotta go upstairs. Nobody's dressing up. First thing, you gotta go upstairs. I wanna, wait, I want her final test. She has to barge into the men's restroom and demand somebody has to wear a costume

while they're shitting. This is... Why's she tiptoeing? I think that's her default setting. Oh, guys. That always is depressing when you have to go down three steps to go up 40. Yeah. She kind of bodied Pug.

Yeah. Yeah. And he wilted. Yeah. Hey. Shane was excited he's already has a custom for yes she's going the other oh wrong way yeah she's just trying to avoid the people the Danny Lance. He'll push back, I think. Is that Conrad? Who is that? That's Conrad. Yeah.

Hello. Are you here tomorrow? Oh. Oh, it's Bosco. Who's this? Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you? I'm pretty good. Are you here at 1230 tomorrow?

Yeah. Okay. What costume are you going to wear? I have actually thought about this. So you will be in costume tomorrow? I should be, yes. I should be, yes. I should be.

Should be is dependent on if the place that I go has the things that I need. If they don't, you still need to. I will do something. Okay. Worst case, it will be just not my first option. Got it. I'm gonna wait till I save.

What's your Halloween costume for tomorrow? Whenever I blow out of the closet, when I need to do something. Because you will pull something out of the closet Okay, no, but what oh What probably not you're not gonna dress up tomorrow at 1230. Ah, she can't fire No, it's his birthday Oh, it's his birthday All right, well 30 tomorrow you must wear a costume

No matter what Donnie would do it. Yeah, he's down. He would like accidentally wear one wear it. Oh today's Halloween What did he say on babynum? 1230 tomorrow you must wear a costume. What did he say? 1230 tomorrow you must wear a costume. On babynum. 1230 tomorrow? What is that? Are you getting your costume? Oh here we go, final boss. As long as you're in a costume. The final boss.

Costume. Costume 1230 more? Yeah. There's super-dol-items, I'll come up. He doesn't know what that means. Ask him. Yeah, cancel the trip. What's the prize?

Tell him the quiz. Tell him what? They canceled your card. Oh see it feels like a real, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. Ask him what's the price? Tell him the quiz. Tell him what? They canceled your credit. Oh, see, it feels like a real I'll go on. I'll see the cash prize. Jesus, is he struggling?

Like a real prize. We have to give him money. He doesn't know he's on camera. Thanks. Thank you. Yeah, that was crazy. That was insane. Yeah, he won't do it without a cash prize? Like a real one though. A real cash prize. We're talking like $10,000? Wait, wait, how good

would his costume be if it was a $500 cash prize? I say $10,000. Tell him it's $10,000. Bake $10,000. Wait, or if we just pick the winners big cat with yourself Dan follow up on the mail and say I'm giving dollars I'm giving 10 I'll say you would believe it if you said 10,000 this will get everyone to do mincy rolls in with like a movie realistic Optimist Prime I want to see how all out he will get what could that have options he spends eight thousand dollars to win ten thousand How all out can he get in one day yeah, I want to know what he meant by that Yeah, $500 cash prize has been done by the way we have an update for the Yankees fans

Apparently one of them was Gronk's roommate in college, which makes perfect sense. Yeah So awesome, I think they might be on the stream tonight. He's just wearing pink socks. He's wearing pink socks. He's sure, but sure, but Wait, my Francesca and those guys. Yeah. Wow, this would be incredible must watch All to lose. I mean they're gonna yeah because what we've already been told dodgers are a lot Whatever that of a lineage of your lineage Kate Kate, they're pretty good. They're shaking in their fucking boots. Why did you start with the security guard? I Thought that would be the most intimidating person I could oh, okay, like he bodied you Days in a row no I know I fucked up as soon as I started talking I was like oh I fucked up

He was very polite. I think we got a lot of costumes. Oh, I think we did I also added a $500 cash prize so that will hopefully get yeah, well did you hear mincy? Yeah, you did that's why we didn't push back when he said I'll only do it on camera. I couldn't tell he wasn't looking at either of us We should do oh I couldn't tell he wasn't looking at either of us. Oh, you know you're looking at both of us at the same time Oh, we should do oh Fuck I already sent it, but we should do worst costume has to pay best costume $500 love that That's really good Would really bad people going to be clear. This is all for a parade in front of us. Yeah. We don't have to do it.

Correct. Okay. Now I'm going to... I'll wear a costume for you. I would like... I will dress up. I can't wait to see what Brandon has. I might be a little late tomorrow because PFT's got to go to do Pup Punks.

We've got to record early, but I'll try to be here by 1230 in costume. We won't start the parade without you. Don't worry. Don't worry. It's going to be awesome. You have the money. And you have the money. Yeah.

That's true. So... I'm... We... our costumes can be lame. It doesn't matter, but theirs have to be awesome. You got the money. And you have the money. Yeah. That's true. So, our costumes can be lame, it doesn't matter. But theirs have to be good. Yeah. That's the thing. I want some really good costumes. I want one of those like, you ever see they do like, where they make the costume where it looks like your head is on a plate?

Yeah. No, I want one of those. I would love if one year we did the roller coaster, where we look like we're on the roller Coaster together have you seen those? Okay? He's not tall enough Maybe the teacups. Oh, yeah We can be a little elephant we can just all be in the Epcot orb or

We do the whole yak formed up like I'm laughing I don't want to KB. I don't want Fucked up. I didn't mean to laugh. I didn't say I didn't laugh Teacups inside. I'm not laughing now. They're all pissed at me on the inside 47 countries is that me thinking to the only time I really am concerned? 47 nations, not including territories. I'm taller than the average man. That's millions of people. How many countries? Billions.

Hell yeah, it's millions. Whoa. How many countries are there? Huh. Like 200? 250-ish. What's the tallest country? Oh? Good question They might be more in Scandinavia or why the NBA player. It's Eastern Europe. It's Eastern Europe

I think it's like Serbia or something like that really shortest is could be Lithuania Peru or Ecuador one of those It might be click Cambodia to be came Guatemala Guatemala is a five four five four What's the tallest oh? Yeah? We wanted to pitch that the Netherlands that video series tall abroad Where we send you just and you send back a picture? What's a hundred that's not we don't yeah, that's know. That's just gibberish. Where's Montenegro? What's a hundred and eighty three inches? That's weight. That's not inches. It's uh centimeters is a meter meters a hundred and three meters

What can we get a centimeter right in the real American language your TJ, please? Is it no that's not right centimeters centimeters six foot 183 centimeters six foot So we're so so Titus Brandon. I were the we're tallest in every country It's like we're a home run in every park yeah, yeah, no matter where we go we're tall you got that Yankee Stadium build Hell yeah Again, where's the where can we find the six feet six and a half? But like why are they like why is the Balkans so tall what makes them tall the air has the thin air yeah?

But like is it potatoes make people talk might be potatoes Idaho the tallest state potato potatoes and air all those together Tall state would I feel like be a southern state for like Is the Sun make you taller I could see some I? Mean is that stupid sunflower you have to water your race into account I think yeah But I'm saying like the actual Sun like people get more sunlight. Are they taller is it the tallest we like flowers? No, because if I were Ecuador's is there on the equator Ecuador is closer to the equator, so maybe it's lack of Sun But that's all the state of Vermont

Did you guys see the guy who said that he can't altitude made him gay, huh? Yeah rocked Senator TJ He went on a work trip and sucked off a co-worker and his girlfriend was like, hey Yeah Cheating boyfriend claims I Mean I've sucked a dick in Denver

He was not he insisted he was not at all, but the strangest thing happened He said like that when he was at dinner with his Utah co-workers. He suddenly became gay I'm like what what the fuck he said he thinks it was due to the altitude But is that a real phenomena? Utah is probably the least gay state mmm Mormons, yeah, but Out out of the closet yeah, it might be a closeted state like that's I feel like the more religious people get the more Secretly gay they get I think with Christian that could be but Mormons feel like they just they're allergic to it Dick I don't know no they just they're just closeted. I think yeah, huh and the altitude Yeah, and the altitude I wonder how high I would have to go to be gay

Yes, all I think if I like don't once I'd land real zesty In other news do anybody get that malicec invite to go on that climbing I'll say books the first trip to Colorado Thank you Stu send me a kiss hey, what's up Peter? That's a that's a pair yeah, is it you guys feel something about Texas almost bordering, Colorado It is weird. What? It's two states. That's a good one. That is a good one.

I think they should have, if they got that panhandle. Oklahoma cucks them, right? It's definitely like Oklahoma does. It's like Wisconsin not bordering Canada. Yeah. That's right. Texas chose slaves over that panhandle. That's the slave shit.

Yeah. That panhandle's weird, huh? Like New Mexico and Oklahoma touch that's weird to me Yeah, that is kind of a little that's what yeah, I think that's weird to me, too What like what's the weirdest two states at touch aren't we like how many states away is Illinois or Wisconsin's like two states away from? Washington or something Yes, no, it's only two states away from Washington or something? Three? Yes, no, it's only two states away. Two states in between. Four.

Okay. Oh, my. That's way wrong. A bunch. That was the correct amount. Yeah, that's about how many it should be. Montana's long. Two states border eight other states?

Is it eight? Missouri? Yeah, what's the other one? Tennessee and Missouri. Oklahoma and what's the other Missouri? Oklahoma, New Mexico might be my favorite Yeah, I think shape the favorite that goes on there. That's the best one Yeah, zoom in and drop the little guy the little yellow guy Giving Indiana vibe, which for podcast listeners. I'm talking about the looks like a desert the Google Maps man For clarification

Man that works in tech Boise city oh this looks shitty yeah, yeah, that should not if that came up you would never guess Oklahoma for that How about oh you could guess New Mexico were one click away? Yeah, that's crazy We were actually in on that side. What do we we got welcome to New Mexico? With their roads yeah, they're better over there Yeah, now we're in Folsom new man. How close are we to a subway? McDonald's How tall are the houses?

McDonald's how tall are the houses? Cows we're in big map season with the election I love it. I love the county ones or everyone being like did they just show like all the cities are like these cities Have this many votes compared to everyone else yeah, it is population and everyone Yeah, everyone relearns or learns for the first time what population is. Yeah, that there's like a lot of people that live in the big cities. Yeah. Yeah, in the big cities there's like a, I don't know what you call it, like a density to them? There's a heft.

There's kind of a heft to them. And I don't think you'll ever get that. You'll see the maps and you think this color is here and this color is here, but there's like a density. Yeah, I saw one yesterday, someone was like, like yeah this one. New York is actually a swing state and it's like but New York City has 10 million people. New York City? More than that right? Manhattan is 51% of New York's population. Yeah. Look it's mostly red. Yeah. That's a lot of people in that little spot. But also the two other most populous cities are also blue. What is that broken down into? Is that, what are the lines? Those aren't county lines, they're too big.

That's gerrymandering, brother. Oh, that's, it might be county lines. No, that's congressional districts, right? Ah, good old congressional districts. Don't really know what that is. It's districts for Congressional's. Yeah So when people run for Congress like I'm district five, yeah Okay, yeah

Yep, would you ever run would you ever get into politics Brandon? We've done this before We've thrown around the idea of me running for Starkville mayor And that's when y'all called Starkville and said, do you know Brandon Walker? And they said no, and then you determined I couldn't. I was thrown around going home and being a mayor. And you guys poo-pooed me and said I couldn't do it. Should we do an election day special yak next Tuesday and vote for one person get fired?

That'd be cool. Yeah. Have a voting booth. That would be cool. Yeah. What was the, cause they just posted on the Yak socials when we voted Yak, SASass the second least favorite person. Yeah, every time Sass comes on.

We could be one of those again. I've never seen that. We should have people come in and write down every employee they could think of in five minutes. Oh. A person who's listed the least. Oh my God. By.

Yeah. That's good. If you don't get your name on it. We should have everyone vote on something on Tuesday. That would be cool. Yeah, make it go for the whole thing. Hmm. What could they vote on?

Yeah, it'd be. We'll think of something. It'd be exciting. We'd have to fly Jeff D'Lo in it. Yeah, when I say we, I mean Nick. You'll think of something. Okay, when's election day? Next. Tuesday. Cool. I say we I mean Nick you'll think of something Okay, when's election day next Tuesday cool

Someone tweeted me today that you're writing the guys on chicks questions on part my cheek. Oh, yeah, I didn't tell you I forgot to tell you I was doing that You're Your comedy knows no bounds. Yeah, I must be doing that subconsciously Thank you, it would be funny if you were. You're just the invisible hand. You don't know that? This entire office.

I'm like, we have a shared notes app. Have you slept? No. No, I feel... Oh yeah, how was the tour? It was really, really fun. You guys finished the tour? Yeah, last night.

Flew out at... 4 a.m.? Holy shit. Well, no, wait. I got to the airport. Yeah, I was going to say, they don't have... No, no, it's at 4 a.m. I woke up at 4 a.m. Holy shit. Well, no wait. I got to the airport. I was going to say they don't have flights at 4 a.m.

No, I woke up at 4 a.m. It took 30 minutes to get to the airport. Okay. I'm sorry, I woke up at 4 a.m. Uber 430. Okay. Got to the airport by 5. Through security, it took a while. My flight wheels off ground at 6.05.

Oh, you were cutting it close. Yeah. Oh, Nick. Were you're cutting it close. Yeah. Oh, oh You nervous a wreck. Yeah, I couldn't sleep That's way too close horrible horrible horrible And you bumped your flight to be one hour later, which is kind of yeah, I just ended up staying out But couldn't sleep feel so bad. I feel good tour was great Oh, you're in that spot where it's like low on sleep You feel goofy goofy. Yeah It's a good spot to be in it's kind of weird. Yeah, it feels like the tour was a huge success

Yeah, I was really happy with it was a fun proof of concept. We had the crowds were great I think they should make it so easy. This was the club Kyle and I were banned from wait Yeah, did they say any last option? the guy that was like wait it we kind of snuck in and They Didn't really announce our names it just had out of order as like the show didn't say with like little sass and John Fetterberg Nick and Kyle the woman that

Tried to get three hundred thousand dollars from us was still there No, but the guy that was like working in the green room like bringing drinks in and everything was like she fucking hates you She hates all of barstool because of two guys. We're like what? Was it a tomato thing? Oh, it's that yeah Yeah, did you guys throw tomatoes? No, we got pelted. Oh, you got pelted by a lot of people? But you brought the tomatoes to have yourself pelted.

We suggested that that's an option to bring tomatoes. But if they didn't bring any tomatoes, there were about 300 at the door to grab them. Okay. And the mess was just catastrophic? No, we cleaned up. So why was you upset? We, we cleaned up. Oh, so why was you upset? I know, we didn't get paid. You should have brought a tomato and faked it out.

I was really afraid, like there was a chance that we weren't gonna be able to do the show, that like, Fights and Sass could've. That would've been very funny. Oh yeah. Bad boys. Yeah, imagine flying out somewhere but not being able to partake.

At least it wasn're again. Yeah I'm trying to think like what was this Brandon or Nick as me What is this Boston Airport like in the 9-elevens thing like yeah, they're forgotten about they get the assist Where was the was it all the where were the other They're like New Jersey and that's like an important part Yeah, I think they chose with the twin tower realize it more right. I thought all the flights took off from Boston I thought there was one from New Jersey. No, it was a Boston to LA flight, right? What was the one that crashed in Pennsylvania? That was out of DC and it was Newark Newark yeah oh he was yeah was yeah Newark

yeah the Boston one was the one Mark Wahlberg I guess they have he could it could have been him who would have gone down that would have gone Newark yeah wait can we see the guy that did the field he looked like a fuck-up Yeah, yeah trusting him I also always thought I was saying for a really long time. I don't know why There's shows picture KSM Disavow disavow anti on this show not a friend of the show yeah Boston doesn't really they've been hush hush mm-hmm yeah I feel like there should be like a big memorial a memorial yeah or something was it been through a lot Boston the the

great molasses flood of they went from Maine to Boston I want to say he started in Maine Yeah, they did they did a small airport cuz that's how they got into yeah TSA. Oh They chose oh, I think they went Maine to Boston and then that was how it worked out It's really light light topic. Yeah, haunt. Yeah really light topic the molasses flood Do people die do people drown molasses worse than death Stuck they tried to pull people out and their arms would just come off no they were so stuck in molasses Molasses is yeah famously slow. Yeah, it's the slowest

Isn't it as slow as molasses? It's gotta be we did but if they were all there and just like the storage tank like exploded or just maybe just. 35 miles an hour is how fast it was going. What, there's no way. 21 people? It was a hot summer day so the molasses was moving. Forgot about the heat. It was moving. This is like a huge molasses tank exploding

is like Paw Patrol. 50 hertz. This is a hilarious huge molasses tank exploding is like Paw Patrol 50 hurt. Yes. This is a hilarious hilarious thing that happened Have you ever had a molasses popsicle that dark chocolate? It's fabulous since hopefully it's not too soon to say no How dare you no escape from gigantic wave of fluid run? Wow Yesterday Stephen Che thought

Hazelnuts were chocolate. We thought Nutella was just pure hazelnut. Yeah, that hazelnut was chocolate See that he thought it was a healthy cocoa basically what Nutella was If you take a big thing of hazelnut turn on the blender That's it turns into a paste it would be Nutella, okay? That's what you self reflect on that opinion. I think that's pretty reasonable take I will say the label does look healthy it has like a plant leaf on it and you want to believe Yeah, so I kind of get it if we didn't look it up yesterday There would be two or three you guys and know what hazelnuts look like so well. That's no I

Already knew what hell look like no also your that's not the issue the issue is you thought Nutella was just hazelnut I don't regret that okay. Hey, what's what's healthy looking? There's some green. There's green. She's right. There's a little flower It's a little flower. You're like, oh it's nuts. It's a boring, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ferrero. Like Ferrero Rocher? They have a monopoly.

Are they sister products? Well they'll be, they'll probably be owned by the same company. Shit, the people have hazelnut. Is that not a monopoly? On the, on. On what? Companies have different products. Shit, they got a hazelnut. I'm not on on what? Companies have different products shit a monopoly on a hazelnut is an ingredient

It's merely an ingredient name another hazelnut product the tele for a rocher you go Coffee, there's other full room Everybody's Mike is on Saying coffee creamer your gerrymandering the argument. Yeah, I don't straw man. We don't that means He said that's assing There's other hazelnut spreads. I'm waiting. I'm not from I'm not hip with everything hazelnut does but I know that it's merely an ingredient in Nutella and not

The entirety of Nutella and not the entirety of Nutella. Oh fuck, he's kinda right. That's not even close to right. That's one quarter, that's 25%. Of the hazelnut supply, this is kind of damning for us. Shit. Ferraro uses 25% of all hazelnut supply. Is this not a monopoly? That's by definition not even close to a monopoly.

That is absurd percentage. That's a high number. I would have guessed they use maybe 3%. 25% is- I know one. I would have guessed- He owns Park Place. He doesn't own all the properties.

25% is a lot of hazelnut. Che, let me be the first to say sorry. Che, let me be the first to say that's not a monopoly. 25% is not a monopoly. But he kind of bodied us. You can't own 25% of the properties of monopoly and say I won the game. No, But he kinda bodied us. You can't own 25% of the properties in Monopoly and say I won the game. No, he kinda bodied us. I feel like everyone that has won the game has owned at least 25% of the properties.

At least! Then you have to go more. Then you go more. Then you have the monopoly. Get out of here. 25%? Fuck! That's so much.

That is so much! So much of the hazelnut, Mark. One fourth of the hazelnuts you'll ever see our own by forerra This is why Che will keep you up at night staring at the ceiling when you're trying to fall asleep Is that the the argument was not are they the number one player the argument was in a monopoly he used the word monopoly This is by definition not even close to monopoly It's it's not even close I'll mark. I'll take that off you can name one hazelnut. It's not

That's not no do it. Why he don't use. Oh, it's you're about you're about to go worth that man Drop them name a hazelnut I'm done. I'm just not I'm trying to take this the decision loss and not get TKO. Yeah, I feel like chase I don't know what just happened you guys were were all, we were all in lockstep. It started with something that he... Oh no, we've come full circle. They make tic tacs. And kinder eggs.

Kinder eggs are bad. Somehow, because here's what's happening, you guys have to see it. Somehow, he is going to go home and be like, when I said Nutella was nothing but hazelnuts I was correct. He still thinks that.

He still thinks that. I truly believe he still thinks that. You have to stop him. He doesn't think it's not wrong. Because what he does is he moves the argument over here. That's what he did. He just manifested a new argument. And then he won that and he took the double header win.

And so when I said... You got blown out in the first game. When I said tella it's just nothing but hazelnut I was correct all along that is not true he's like celebrating a sweet victory there's some cocoa in it or cocao you think it's mostly hazelnut probably not mostly I don't know what percent I don't I don't know. I don't know what he's on It looks like when you grind it up. I Didn't want to have to do that Jay. He's got you don't have to do that. I don't I've tapped out I'd tell you I've already apologized

Naked choke for one second I went out it wasn't I probably could have lasted a while So tightest came in but I couldn't do it great Regret it already The nuts that's a shitload of hazelnuts The guy would think like a high percentage is just laying around yeah, oh It's a very small percent It's a lot of sugar palm oil palm oil is bad for you, right? Is that from your palm or talking about it? Yeah, you just rub your hands

That's hand. There's someone wiping their hands Over it on the edge of the jar like a euphemism for jerking off palm oil Yeah, all the oils are bad for you, that's what I'm learning yeah That's why our FK wants to bring back lard to to McDonald's. Oh, we're gonna do lard I think it went tallow where you don't even know lard was out. Do they're not they're using sunflower oil RFK He's gonna show the lard back to McDonald's. What is lard? What was the shit in the 90s? The gave everyone diarrhea was Oh lean oh yeah the wow potato yeah

well yeah I remember the wild olin might have been yeah yeah they were like diet potato chips and then make people leak out of their ass it gave me an Audi white product obtained by rendering the fatty tissue of a pig they walk what isn't Chris go lard I said pig. Oh you did I make Christmas cookies of Chris go My wife uses a lot of lard. Yeah, yeah Vegetable shortening. Oh, that's healthy. I'm respecting a relationship Chris goes an old-school homosexual lube. So you see is it yeah, I think Hydrogenated that sounds like a bad word for you. Yeah, you don't want that. Yeah

Yeah I just like ignorance is the way to go I find Yeah, I want to know. Yeah, it's better to be ignorant my son asked me today. How puppies are made I was like you know that you can they come out of the Mama dog's belly like yeah, the mama dog eats an egg, and I was like sure that's pretty good Billy could have just told him the real answer. I didn't really want to do the sex talk on the way to school Yeah, dog sex talk. That's not human sex talk. Yeah And then in ten years you'd be like remember what I told you about that dog

Doggy style. That's it. Yeah, but like what is the woman gets on on all fours? Okay, thanks dad do dogs have any other style no Okay, thanks, dad do dogs have any other style no Has anyone ever caught their dog doing It wouldn't be that crazy Or any other species given head yes, oh Monkey monkeys have you ever seen the frog? We monkeys give head. It's terrible. I know dolphins jerk off Dolphins jerk dolphins like when humans jerk them off too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah

yo Dolphins don't have arms. I think they'll like bite off the head of a fish and use it as like a they'll rub a fish head They'll hump people. Yeah, they'll like come at you. I might be even stronger word to use. Yeah Okay They have flippers if they don't I don't think they reach the penis region So they to their flippers reach the penis. I hear dicks are long. Yeah, they're flippers I'm never I've never masturbated with a dolphin. I don't think I've ever seen a dolphin's penis. I haven't either we've seen the dolphin They'll see giant as yeah, I've seen dolphin pussy. Yeah, we talked about on the show We said it was the cleanest looking pussy dolphins are dolphins are one of those animals that I just assume all of them are girls

Yeah, that's that's there are all cats are girls orcas are boys. Yeah Orcas can be both. yeah manatee is a guy Rhinoceroses are all guys. Yeah, come on Cheetahs are all girls cheetahs are girls lions are guys girls guys. Yeah leopards are girls lions are guys You love what there's also female How would they exist Oh no. Did you not think they're... How would they exist?

Oh. Gotta have female lions. Life finds a way. I'm picturing the big hair guy. Yeah. But did you think that a female lion was a tiger? Well a cow is a lady and a bull is a dude, right? What the fuck are you talking about?

Let's change the subject. What was the... What was Jurassic Park? There were all the dinosaurs and the lemon was Jurassic Park they're all all the dinosaur all the women there were Liz there were Lesbos yeah huh they found a way they just found a way they used frog DNA and frogs can change their gender that's when a shortage happens rats or guys rats are guys also girls or sure what bugs are chicks I don't like any bugs lady Butterflies butterflies are all chicks butterflies are gay guys. Yeah

Moth is a lesbian. Yeah, but like a tough one. Yeah, yeah, I shall be chin I'm over against moths and pool this is fun this is fun spiders or girls all animal tier list boy girl charlotte's web most famous spider man true true true

goats or boys and sheep or girls sheep give off guy energy to me really little unkempt Yeah, they're the ordinary. Yeah hippie dudes kind of dear girls dear 100% girls definitely girls just but they're slender yeah They're also dainty. Yeah, right the prance a fox is a man with little hips Yeah, Tommy smokes. Yeah, right France a fox is a man with little hips yeah, Tommy smokes. Yeah, exactly Tommy smokes has wide childbearing hips actually yeah, yeah, it's perfect. He's going bald bad Not bad, but it was just the angle and I felt bad cuz I wasn't my intent

Horses Girls, but hung like a horse unlike a huge cocks you think of the huge cock That's that's the preeminent cock don't think it's I think you know what I think it is I think the race horses are men, but but wild horses are girls So zebras, thank you, and let's just do guy is a girl And gay okay, so are all cats girls All cats all cats are girls LGBTQ because that whoa tigers are wait tigers are the cat a Panthers a girl panthers. Oh, I think I think so

Tiger might be a guy tiger might be a guy Thank you plus. Thank you T. Wait t plus their question to Plus thank you T. Wait T plus their question to LGBTQ no Q. I'm sorry yeah Is there another letter I put a number three in there cuz I'll probably add that I a three okay Wait are these all just cats though? No, we got other Humans are dudes are dudes

Historically if you look in the history books humans are all dudes if you look in any record book or history book yep We scroll down. Let's see sharks do sharks are dudes a Ray Ray's also a dude raise a guy's name. Mm-hmm. Yeah octopus is a is a is a broad Yeah, it has puzzle 100% a girl. They're super smart Tj you're going to business for yourself here. Yeah, he has rogue Tj goes rogue. You only need a couple Yeah, you don't put all the sharks in there. You just throw a couple in there. I Want this to be like the comprehensive list like oh, I kind of want to just keep I might make this my phone wallpaper I think we got a rough specific

I think you need to add dude. Oh, yeah, I think you add need to add you Just you yeah, just can't is there some they're just you genderless. Yeah sharks. I think are like eighth graders Yeah, Tigers are cornerbacks Tigers are Tigers are like I think Dude eighth graders Can we add a hot girls to because they're oh yeah, yeah girls are hot girls hot girls Oh, that's are the most beautiful, but let's on the flip side of coin. Let's go horrendous hit your women. Yeah, okay, okay? Well, Eleanor Roosevelt goes Eleanor

presidential wives Yes, what and then uh I think we could go like softball players, softball catchers. Okay. And then let's go very liberal men. Yeah, white dudes for commons. Yeah, yep. I feel like we are going to get into a screaming match. Yeah, let's all just remember that we're on the same team Okay Let's not get crazy. All right. Well. Let's just just take it more

Some hot girls, okay a Giraffe is a hot girl. Yes That's a great call Kate. They're the hot yet. They're hot girls mm-hmm Presidential wives let's go like crustaceans yeah, and also that that uh that fit that eel right there that That was a film or wife That is a yeah, yeah, we can I think dolphins are hot girls. Yeah, don't girls sure I think a dolphin could be an annoying chick Yeah

Yeah, I Think puppy that puppy dog is a dude dog is a dude. I think an owl is a girl. I was gonna say an owl. Yeah, I was a regular owl is a pretty dogs are dudes. Dogs are definitely a swan. Swan is a hot girl. Swan. Yeah, owls are hot girls source. I feel like we should. What's a flamingo? Oh, wolves are dudes. Wolves are dudes. Wolves are definitely do. Yeah, that's a dude all day. Is a flamingo wolves are dudes wolves are dudes wolves are definitely do yeah, that's a dude all day It's a flamingo hot girl lives are cornerbacks. Yeah Cornerbacks now he's right About their gorgeous men yeah, think about it. Yeah agile

On an island you know like the lone wolf Yeah, foxes are hot girls. Do we say that no foxes are dudes, right? Oh, I think they're dainty dudes I think like an otter or seal should be a white dude for Kamala. I think a fox is a white dude mingo hot girl Flamingo 100% hot girl The smooth ass whale is a chick the smooth whale is a chick Seagull is an eighth grader. Yeah Like you have games on your phone The smooth whale's a chick. Seagull is an eighth grader. Yes, yes.

Like do you have games on your phone? So is a squirrel, so is a squirrel. That thing, that's the, that's a Beluga whale. That's the fat cheerleader that gets no play. That is the bottom of the pyramid. Bottom of a pyramid cheerleader. So softball catcher. Put knee brace chick.

The Beluga whale Wales a knee brace chick Yes She has like what I was a hot girl bald Eagles a hot girl bald Eagles Bald eagle was like a leader bald eagles like the baddest ass dude you can follow mallard duck is a dude Yeah, you gotta put seagulls eighth grader to just like gonna chill with you eat bread eat bread If there's squirrels squirrels are eighth graders for sure Hummingbird is a hot girl, too. She's busy a lot of the birds or girls? Hummingbird I think is like a gummy chick small-tooth woman. I think an ostrich is a presidential wife. Yeah Oh, yes. Yes good one Brandon

Big time so is a turkey. Yep Are there inchworms on there those are dudes a turkey might be a softball catcher. Yeah, you're right damn it. Yeah, you're so right Peacock white dudes for Kamala. I thought I was gonna. Oh, that's yeah Yeah, turkeys and he's sick for sure Insects are gonna fuck who's a tick tick What's a tick what's that bird right takes me scrolling down keep scrolling down let's get some animal I mean if you see bald eagle it's on the right side I thought I saw it is it take a dude he kind of loaves around oh where

do we put bald eagle I was a do you guys want I was a hot girl I think it's a bald eagle is a dude come on uh well he goes a dude is a bald want I was a hot girl. I think it's a bald eagle is a dude come on Uh, I think it was a dude. Is a baldie I think a bald eagle is a boy back could be a corner back. I think it's not a boy You only a bald eagles boy. I think it's a man. All right. I think a bald eagles a man. That's me though So you're gonna add a man to your above dude no, no, but should we move man to dude yeah the order here Should we move man to dude? Yeah the order here Should we move man to do that man? That's a white guy for Kamala

He represents all men and I think all men should be in the eighth grade category Okay, yeah, yeah's a seagull Looking a hundred percent accurate Yeah, let's just oh a seahorse is white dude for comma oh you see You see that you see that fish with the teeth right there to the right. Yeah, that's a presidential wife. That's a trigger fish. Yeah, that's a presidential wife. That's probably not a trigger fish. What's that go up?

What's the very second one? What number was that? The polar second one. What does that mean? The absolute second one. What are you saying? Kyle, very simple The absolute second one. What are you saying? Very simple, the second picture.

Let's scroll up I guess. Right there, what is that? Oh that looks like an 8th grader. Is that like a bobcat or an ocelot? Ocelot looks like it's to the left. That just looks like almost a regular cat. How'd you do that? Oh.

Clouded leopard. Those both seem like boy eighth-grader vibes to me, but we need to stay focused Yeah, I think we should just do one of each species. Yeah, this is a lot. Oh a bear bear is a dude Yeah, there might be an eighth grader mom now. They don't bear could be a white dude for Kamala Yeah, it does. I think a warthog is like an eighth grade boy. No warthog is probably married to Martin Van Buren worse Horse is tricky mini horse and donkey

Donkeys are dude many horses dude. I'm saying horse is a hot girl I'm saying horse is a hot girl Who's off oh what about a pig a greater move that earthworm to dudes too yes Yeah We outy all right This is good stuff though. Yeah, really good shit flounder I Mean the yaks dude yeah Obviously yeah Yeah, dude. Who's a cockroach? Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't know there's a lot of yaks. I don't know what a yak is

Yeah, holy shit Cow what is a cow? I think this one. Cow, what is a cow? Cow. Softball catcher, knee brace? Knee brace. Yes. Knee brace chick.

They do have knobby little knees. Always a different brace. They're always braced. How do you have this many appointments? Yeah. You're always in there, because they're always in class, but they're always braced up.

With a paper- And they're a pretty high-tech brace like blood work in their hands Every time and every time They can't stand the chemistry lab that we might need one more category of like little brothers little brothers is one Sorry teach, but it's just, we should. That's actually on UTJ, you should have known. Little Brothers. Little, no is that different? Do you want it to be Little Brothers? Little Brothers who bite?

Yeah, yeah. We should have some that are just empty little brothers who bite is a great category all right all right hmm yeah we should take off LGBTQI 3 whatever just take that off because then people like all what are you doing but we're not we don't think we have any for it. I think we got to cover with white dudes for Kamala. That's that need brace check It's redundant. You know she's a knee brace trick a Horse we need yeah, we need to knock out these big zebra zebra is a little brother who bites Yeah, yeah zebra. I can see so is the tiny horse yeah, and ants mini horse yeah ants

Swordfish men Mm-hmm a boy or dude cornerback Yeah, that's a corner. Yeah, like sure it's for sure corner back Uh... Ha ha ha Ha ha ha This is so stupid I just want to see the response

Keep scrolling, I want to see a couple more Was there a coral reef on there? Yeah, like an anemone, what should that be? Coral reef is uh Oh, that's useless That's uh, but it thinks it's awesome That is an RA who texts the freshmen too much.

Yeah, it is. Really good thinking, dude. Yeah, I just want to see the response. I think everybody's gonna agree. I don't think- Oh yeah, this might be the least, uh... TJ, keep going down. Doesn't matter your race or creed, you agree.

Everyone's gonna see this and they're like, where was the coral? Go back to the coral. Let's scroll down a little. Keep going down. Right there. That pink thing. Just do a tear that just says possible flesh light. Yeah, that's fine fine with that There might be a few of those in there yeah, maybe a frog frog could be

Frog is an eighth grader. No brainless fuck toy I Put a labrador wait is there a picture of like a There's nothing I disagree with I scroll all the way down see if we there's any big ones that we missed there Yeah, I think there's just a man. It's a dad. He just wants to eat. I think he might be a dude Sleep-and-eat scratches balls. That's a dude. That's a dude. I Think a polar bear might be a chick hot. Yes. Yes polar bear. Um No, she might be a little neat. No They're so beautiful pandas are like pandas do a category in high school till 21

Perfect so good elephant is what elephant ok elephant I feel like that's a big one you gotta get right you have to get the elephant gotta get the elephant if you get the elephant wrong it all falls apart yep Brandon Walker gotta get the elephant

right ok I picture elephants as like the moms as just a girl I kind of too, and I don't like that I know I just see an elephant as a girl. Oh, yeah, they are very motherly. Yeah a lunch lady. Good. Yeah Yeah, should we do girl and good girl no very good girl Very good girl. No Oh monkeys we have oh the selfie monkey. What's the cell? What is that? Yeah, that's a brand that's a fuck toy oh See cucumber if that's there, that's the camels an eighth grader. I think

Well they bite a little brother bites, but they're big Rhinos are dudes Yeah, oh Yeah All right, all right, let's keep scrolling just one more one more pass-through rabbits are girls octopus is a That will make people mad if you put it in brainless fuck toy because people think they're so smart yeah It's a presidential. It's a president. It's absolutely it's smart. Yeah, she's

And we nailed it look at hot girls verse presidential wives. Yeah Crush that Okay, oh is that it that's at the very bottom rabbits. I think rabbits are hot girls Rabbits are girls. Yeah, or just girls girls girls girls Put a snake as a corner back yeah, oh, yeah, right call good call yeah That's a great call I Mean there was moth should we have billiards lesbian? playing lesbian Brace check oh yeah, I need brace chick I

Don't know if a moth is a knee brace check honest to God. No. I think you're right Nick. It's not a knee brace chick. I don't know if a moth is a knee brace chick. Honest to God. No, I think you're right, Nick. It's not a knee brace chick. I like what you said about pool playing lesbian, but... I guess one more category to each. We might have to do it. Common billiards lesbian. Are you ready to do the Draft Kings ad?

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Oh, yeah. Great organization teach. I think it's ready poison dart frog that's an eighth grade boy it definitely is we'd be remiss everybody be like where's the Oh Alligators that's a like a man Is a little brother the bites yeah, good call what the hell is that what is that a flea Dust might I was dust might. Oh, yeah, that is a presidential wife Harambe. Harambe, damn. Fuck.

Gone too soon. Starfish is the knee brace chick. Yeah, and raccoons are little brother of the plates. Jellyfish is the girlfriend with an ulterior motive. Yes! Yes! Yes! Hahaha Uh... She says she's fine going to hang out with your friends, but it's not fine.

There's... yeah, she will be bringing that up. Yeah. No, you do... you go golf. What is that? Is that a pangolin? Yeah. That's an RA. Oh, it is. Which one that a pangolin? Yeah, that's yeah, that's an over RA. Oh it is The pangolin the self-proclaimed cool RAs yeah, and then the lemurs obviously an eighth grader one over

Oh lemurs such an eight. Yeah, that's a pangolin. I didn't I think it might be a hot chick to TJ let's keep that down there. I want to see this fleshed out correctly to TJ let's keep that down there. I want to see this fleshed out correctly I don't armadillo to the right. I think you were on pangolin. Yeah, no you're that's an armadillo I think you were on pangolin forget what I said about pangolin. I think I want to get this right It's not oh oh the the the big nose monkey. That's presidential wife for both. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah

You just can't have that nose you just can't you can't you can't just you can't be in the world with that no If I saw one of those walking down the street like are you serious? What is that? Bad corner back order or but yes all great call Lemur lemurs eighth grader Is a boom-ba-foo, please Thank you TJ I Think we send it do we sent are there any other brainless fuck toys There's one that's making me laugh. There's a British dude

Yeah British dude Yeah new category Yeah Just do lad I guess no pretty British yeah you gotta let everyone know he's British British royalty I think I think boy needs to be

changed to guy oh my god yeah yeah those aren't boys those are guys then what is dude dude? And I think Harambe should be a guy oh my god. Yeah, yeah, that's a guy. There's definitely a guy Hmm I feel like we're just scratching the surface I feel like we're just scratching the surface Think we're just I think we got a lot more hair. It is a greater. I think parrot misses flash mobs Parrot still goes to Coachella. Yeah That's a fuck. That's a come on. Oh big-time brainless fuck toy there's no see cucumber anywhere

oh to up one to the right what is that ooh is that a sea slug that's a presidential wife bison is a dude bison that's like I it's like those models who almost look uglier than pretty yeah Ugly quote-unquote supermodel. Yes, so yes supermodels that are low-key ugly Yeah, do that as a tear Supermodels that society has convinced you is hot yeah Supermodel that's not my type. AF. Thank you.

I hate how much sense that makes. Everything makes perfect sense. Okay. That makes everything makes perfect sense Okay, I think there's like a few more categories but Ant is that a boy or we got rid of boy Praying mantis I think is a close talker They move very slowly. Oh, horse. We gotta get horse up there. We have not settled the debate. I think horse is a girl. I think horse is a girl.

I don't want to make the wrong move with horse. My mind goes to Seabiscuit and Secretariat and I'm like, that is not a man. But that picture, that is a woman. That's, yeah. Yeah, I think it's just girl. I don't think it's hot girl. I think I think yeah Okay, okay The spider with the cute eyes is a hot girl and then put flounder with the supermodels and I might be good Thank you

Thank you No, not hot girls Yeah up one super models yeah All right, let's send it and see what the responses are Which are the caption be actually yeah, I dare you to find something I don't think we're gonna get a lot of engagement actually because I think everybody's going to just be like yeah, all right This is absolutely right This is the best year we've ever done ever this is the most We've ever this was like world peace no arguments all on the same page

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We're in the ad right now. Where's Bosco? Could someone yell for him? I think when I invited Stefan too, I thought we would invite a few more people and we just kinda never did. I think there's that as well. His puppyow is just gonna be him for every exhale. It is worth them his wife All right, if you're telling me the puppy chow is good then I

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they're smaller too so the key is to be straight on and whale no I guess chase just confusing you yeah she just wanted him to touch it is Brandon eating somewhere no he's doing unnecessary roughness What a classic prank by smoke so throw that down here. Yeah. Yeah. Alabama. He's he's we're working out a deal tuning to pick him tomorrow but I think we're going to do if Alabama doesn't get to the final four Rico has to take a bus

To the final oh, but they go if they go to the final four Dave and I are gonna go to the pumps party with Rico All right, yeah, yeah Was st. Antonio, but you said they're going to the final four they're going to the final four yeah, like that's a fact Four and if they don't bus let it it ready to learn bus. All right here we go All right Here we go When do you start when I say three two one go All right, three two two, one, go.

Come on, Basco. It's over. Oh no. Oh. Yes. We gotta make him do a cooking video again. In a minute. Oh yeah. Oh, he almost fired. That would've been awesome.

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Play college ball. What are you doing? Step into it. Weird stance. Yeah, what? Why are you throwing it like that? What? What is it? Step into it, Bosco.

Oh, he keeps hitting the exact same spot. There it is. All right. This is going to be embarrassing for him as a hoops guy. Oh, okay. He's doing great. This is a great time. Is that him making that sound? Yeah. Is that him making that sound? There we go. Yellow, orange, Jack Black, Patriots, Bills, Dolphins, Jets, 12 Fruits of the Holy Spirit, Tim Jim told me I'm in a rod Ruth Derek no you got it

Hell yes Football stuff Was bad throwing good job Bosco. It's 223, that's really good. Yeah, a race is your 630. Bookmark that as Sporkle for next time I go, TJ. Yeah, that was, that's the luck of the draw. Good job, Bosco. Did you do,

what's called, with Jerry yet? House call, yep. Nice. Who's still alive in the contest? I think a lot of people I am Are you guys no no no no oh shit? I guess just me then Did you are you live? Yeah, I'm alive. What are you gonna? Go with probably Kamara? That's good pick Good pick. I like that pick.

Another white guy for Kamara. Yeah, I like that pick. I like that pick. Kamara. Okay, thanks Bosco. Thank you. Nicky, you wanted to do the High Noon? So tomorrow is Halloween.

That's right, and everybody's mandatory costumes. High Noon, it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here It includes limited edition fan faves pear and cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit The high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time Not a long time visit high noon spirits calm before your next tailgate to find a pack near you to find a pack near you. Uh... Can you at least admit Titus that the guy's quote was very funny last night? What guy?

The Yankee fan. Oh, he was playing D or whatever? No, when he said, uh... I just see the ball kinda, I don't want to say up for grabs if that makes sense, and then Mookie was swearing at us not good The not good is so good there not good the guy was trying to take it out of his glove I thought was fun. The other guy was just like I'm here to grab her it Yeah, the good wrist grab was too much too much

I did love the other day when the ump came up and they were pointing to the to the the wall as if it's an Invisible barrier that you're not allowed to go past Yeah, the wrist grab was bad Yeah, but but the opening the glove and yeah that part was kind of funny Mookie. Yeah, look at that Not good Mookie was swearing at us not good Not good. Mookie was swearing at us. Not good. This was way too much. This was kind of funny because it's like, dude, he already caught it, and then that guy was... That was... What are you doing, dude?

Not good. Not good. This is a dumb... The fact that it's Gronk's college roommate is so funny. Is it really? Yeah. He went on a show today, he's like, yeah, I know that guy. Holy shit. The cap of Biancos. Is it really yeah, he went on a show today. He's like yeah, I know that guy The cap of Biancos if they caught it if they he like reached over the wall and caught it before The baseball player what is that a double if no if if you don't

So they were kind of right if the balls on the other side of the wall and they catch it Nothing happens if they reach over the wall and they catch it that's Yeah, okay, okay So in your scenario, I don't think it I think it's just a foul ball right yeah Yeah, but the problem was Mookie Betts had caught the ball That's the part where it's like dude, what are you doing? That's not good. What is that? sliding mitt That rocks. Yeah, it's incredible Have you guys heard from him because I saw a PM. I think he's going to the stream tonight in New York. Oh my god. Yeah

Not good. I Went to find them after cuz they posted on like the paper and both of them follow me. All right. Of course. I love these guys. I don't do that, but you have to laugh. Like it's also, I think if it was any other team, I wouldn't find it funny. But because it's the Yankees, it's like they are just such a stereotype. Yeah, when the stereo is fans ever ever like if that happened in a raise game I'd be like dude. What are you doing, but the fact that it happened in the Bronx? I'm like well. Yeah, he went over the wall

What are you gonna expect his last retweet is a brassers retweet that mentions? Yeah anytime a stereotype is confirmed yeah Funniness to it. Yeah a caricature nature Hard not to laugh oh People like if that happened in Philly everyone be losing their minds. Yeah, but it's like oh yeah, of course they did that I do think it kind of jolted the Yankees awake Think so that Nishanti Shanti you know who else was there last night

And I really don't like to talk about him too much because I know a lot of people are are over here and about them But uh just reporting the facts AJ and big justice were in fact. Oh They were in fact there last night. They weren't there for game three so Makes you think all right. Do you think your top 1% AJ big justice fan I am now yeah yeah it's a beat you down it took meeting them yeah yeah and it's a yeah they just slowly beat me down and then I met them I have a scoop that somebody in this office is going to be AJ from Halloween tomorrow oh earning a little point okay this is gonna be interesting because there's some people that it would ruin it for me

if Nikki smokes is AJ or big just some it if Nancy mad dog was a dear big just like that's a layer that rocks. Yeah, it was like mad dog and Kenzie No, mincyzy would ruin it. Minzy is gonna go as AJ if there's no cash prize, but the Rizzler if there is. I need to know how much money's on the line. All right, let's spin the old wheel.

So we're just doing costumes tomorrow, do you wanna drink? Ooh. Well I gotta go home. I wanna say yes, but I have trick-or-treat. I have to I have to spend time with Stefan afterwards Yeah, I would love to be here Okay, there will be we'll play a game three of us will be blacked out three of us won't and you guys have to guess Okay, okay Yeah

We have a cool custom intro for the show today too, so make sure you're in your seats early. Ooh. Shit, I'm gonna be late. I know about this. Oh yeah, we were with Nerdy Gallow last night. Nerdy Gallow. Oh, you were?

Yeah. Is he nerdy? No. Not really. At all. Strong jaw. Super nice guy. Great guy. He's cranking out book pages.

I love that. Fuck it all. we got him in hell with the book Yeah, they're just for call in the book by the way. Oh hell. Yes an unseen swore goal and an answer key Holy shit love that whoa all right. Let's spin the old wheel today is White Sox Day's birthday all right Okay, oh no Geez call Max call Max call Max Okay, oh fuck. Oh, no Geez, oh my god Who else was here solely yeah, Stefan Go I feel like because I put mascara on today my odds aren't good Hey, we got a question about the Italian Yankee fans come here a sec

Thanks So easy Say Italian Alright, I'll be right there. I literally hit the Italian flag bat signal. It just never burns. Just put up a cannoli. That's what it is. I'll be right there. You see Dave's retweet? What? Give me the ball. I'm Italian It's our fan club. I love it. Oh All right, thanks Max I Keep doing You're the best you are the best I'll never learn I got you with the Italian. I know I love yeah, and you had the Italian thing pulled up

Yeah, sense the classic 159 poppin Looking at the time. There you go. It's the fit. Looking right. We didn't want to mess that up. Kate had Pug rattled earlier by the way. Oh yeah, she was talking down to Pug.

It was scary making direct eye contact with him. Are you going to start being like a bitch? Was fun? Oh a little bit. Yeah. Oh hell. Yes early I'm gonna start taking my shoes off early No, I'm happy it landed on you. I Get in the final two every single time I do this gonna be me. It's always tight as though. You know that always I feel he's always ah every time it's always ah Every time it's me I haven't even been close yet Now it's definitely like jokes aside it's gonna be me

Yeah I agree Jokes aside Come on Terranie I haven't even been close I haven't even been on the same side as the board yet Is Stu still here? Oh Stu is still on it Now I saw Stu leave

Wait that's a null wheel no yeah you start we always start over still not even close it's been a call right now Nick no no no no Unless it's me No will it no will it TJ no will it people are gonna complain no I know I'm too. What's chat saying I'm fuck too. What's chat saying? I'm fucked Wait, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, all right, so Stu was here as well, so we're no wheeling it, so that's actually good for you We're restarting with Stu on it. Oh

That's good. What if okay? That's great. Yeah, who gets picked it sucks You're not here it sucks for the people like me Titus and Kate What about if it sucks for the guy who's just an idiot who comes On just to do the wheel for no reason I would that do the we know for solely was on for his bucket hat Yeah, now it's gonna now it's definitely gonna be me But you know what we did it the just way Titus. Yeah It had to be done, but I had to be the shame no this will you guys This boats well for you, okay?

Oh, I thought I thought I had a shot there yeah, at least you're close though. Yeah, no it was nice to be close For some reason I feel like TJ should always be picking clothes That's not good. I don't think I like being close anymore. I did look yeah, that's not good Stefan close anymore I did look yeah that's not good step in he would have just all know right he would have been so miserable the look on his face well that then what was TJ notes yes there he goes runs off We'll get him next time yeah, come on stop stop stop stop stop stop stop It goes ah I don't feel good. I feel awful the fact that I was off so early on the last one has no that's terrible Big time fucked.

It's going only on that side. This is not fair. There's something amiss. It's not fair. I think I'll have an actual tantrum. I might just oh you fuck Damnit I was I don't ever get off first in the first two I got off in the first two It's literally me every single Every fucking time we do this thing. I feel like it is TJ. Yeah, it's TJ a lot It really does suck getting wet. Yeah. Like it just sucks. Day ruining. Yeah.

There you go, TJ. Every, every fucking time. Every fucking time. It's always you. What the shit? I was off in the second spin, Titus. Oh, that's a shit. No!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Justice. This is, TJ, is this your fault? Titus? It is. It's me every time. It is you every time. Every time. It's you every time. Did you ever step in on the job? This is cut the TJ's this your fault It is you every time every time I Dare anybody to find a time when it was not me come on

Yes, yes great final is a great final. Yeah, I'm very happy with this. This is this is Dodgers Yankees I'm kind of rooting for piss. I am too Bucket hat piss oh my god has that been done? Brandon's gonna be so mad should we just go into unnecessary roughness and pour water on him Oh, I would he has no idea not a clue comes to take a seat I just think we look at the stats ace-ass and jhin, he was on pace. Now he has fallen off pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, the Brennan mugshot was unreal. Oh, big, yep. All right. Best sound. All right, that's so

All right one nothing for solely If you're gonna get wet for solely if he loses can we just put a picture of the wheel on that TV TJ Sure, that'd be oh, so great if you lose them now So you're an aquatic guy though. You love getting wet. Yeah. 1-1. What? Wait, can you- you can't put the wheel on there right now, can you? No.

Shit, that would be so good. I want to see him realize that he is part of it at least, even if he wins. Go, go, go, go! We want Fasoli. I really want to see Stefan get wet. Yeah? He was part of it at least even if he wins. Go yours! Go, go, go! Who won solely. I really wanted to see Stefan get win. Yeah? He would have been unhappy I guess. That's my thought theory.

Oh well, do you want me to put this wheel on his screen? Yeah, around it. And then we'll wait a second for him to recognize? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do that. All right, so it's two one. We're pausing. We wanna see Brandon's reaction when he realizes. This is gonna be great I

Want to see facility you're you know where the bucket if you Got to that would be something. Oh, hold on trying to picture it Can't I can't sleep tonight. I can't even picture with that tonight. Yes, nice. This isn't even content This is off the record. I like just just between you and I it looks fucking awful. Yeah, like Horrendously awful. I love it It stopped us in our tracks. Mm-hmm. I love the haters Socks I love the haters Look at you, dude Socks

I don't ma I don't mean this nevermind If uncrustables had a doughboy That's how you'd say it Poke his belly button, Nick You're the guy in the factory that just eats all the crust off for you Is it up? Do we have optics? I gotta move a different camera so I don't fuck up his... Memes has reported that the Uncrustables are starting to go stale. What?

In the fridge. Oh, I see what he's doing. Yeah, yeah. We gotta eat them now. Yep, or else they're gonna go bad. How many are left do you think? I haven't looked in there today. The second shelf is getting lower. Okay, so maybe 65 how many did we start with 720 I think it was 20 Am I trying to tell the one today? There he is Oh God damn it does he know it's to one me no no

Oh, oh, it's so expressive with his body. It's amazing and he's having a good hair day. He's the best He's having a good hair day. He's the best Spin it he says spin it all right two one. Yo TJ. I think he thinks that one will spin, but I don't think he realizes He thinks that we can spin that one three one solely solely Note this is Brandon lost for one or one Brandon lost wet just found out Like this the whole time I've quit the show I just sit like this I Quit the show I just sit like this I got half Hey guys welcome to the act welcome back row back to it. Did we put out the animal tears? No, we should haven't yet. Absolutely

Branded Scott get wet. I Mean he's gotta do it right now. Why are you making me get wet? I Looking at me are you everybody's looking at the friends new walking best rock with the What So you're listening to a lot of rap just big X. Okay guys yeah malice act is to yeah I mean now it's a kind of hopped on a wave together Easy peasy Yep, he's wet He's wet. That's a wet Walker unbelievable

And is he having a good hair day? See wait No See? Why? Wait. Oh. No. No. Oh! He said bitch! He said bitch! Oh, he just couldn't help himself. Good stuff.

When we put out that graphic, if everybody watching could just respond, this is correct. Yeah. Yeah. If this is correct Yeah, yeah, this is correct starts trending. Yeah, I Could do that all day yeah, I Think I might I think I just might go home and I Thought the first no wheel was really gonna be me and max That was was dodged a bullet towards dodged a bullet. Yeah Alright costumes tomorrow. I gotta go get one All right, and save for the water.

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