The Yak - We May Have Found Maury's Replacement | The Yak 3-22-22

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. It's hard, though. We just, we have the wrestling podcast going on right now. Go ahead. No, no, keep going. Do the wrestling podcast. I want to hear it. What, are you trying to get Suriano?

Yeah. But you can't? It's very hard. What do you mean it's hard? It's hard. How is it hard? He doesn't talk to nobody. He's coy. Yeah.

You know what time it is. I'll snag him up. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get him, get him, get him. I'll snag him up. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get him. Get him.

We'll get him. We'll get him. Make sure you talk to the mic. Regardless, we got RBY coming in. Yeah, that'll be fun. That'll be cool. That'll be really cool. Who's RBY?

Who's RBY? Roman Bravo Young. Yeah, Roman Bravo Young. And he wrestles for? Penn State. Penn State. Penn State. Just won the last two-time national champ.

He actually owns Austin DeSanto. Owns him. Owns him? Owns a part of him. I mean, that's one thing. He owns Dayton Fix, who's arguably one of the greatest American wrestlers. So, like, RBY is a winner. He's insanely athletic.

What's he coming in for? He's going to do some shit with Robbie. Is he coming in on the act? He's coming winner. He's insanely athletic. What's he coming in for? He's going to do some shit with Robbie. Is he coming in on the act? He's coming into the office. So, yeah, I'm going to bring him on the act. I'm going to throw him into the wolves. Let's get him on the act. Three o'clock, he's coming in.

It's going to be a long act. I don't know what his personality type is. What would you say it is, Jerry? I've been chatting with him on the DM on Instagram. I think he walked out to some gospel music, so he might not be game for all of our bits. But I would love to have him on. I could toss some Jesus with him. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, I can talk to Jesus. Oh, is he DMing you right now? Yeah. Can you read? So the Yak is back. I don't know where everyone is. I don't know what the schedule is.

I'm here for the rest of the week. Nick's out all week. I know that. Thank you guys for holding down the fort yesterday. Did a hell of a job. Hell of a job. We have some stuff we gotta get to today. We missed a lot yesterday. We have more to talk about. We have a big

Twitter space that happened last night that I still don't really understand. I saw a, I don't know, whispering? Yes. I don't know what the... Jerry's here, and I think Jack Mack will come in. I think we're going to get fucked on the wheel today. Oh, God. No, we're not.

Do it right now. Crystal said that, too. I really have a bad feeling. Do it right now, because I feel like if we linger, we will be fucked. Do it now. Hurry up. I have a really bad feeling about today's wheel. I don't know why.

Watch this. Watch this. Do it now. Shut up. And you're an idiot. Yeah. why. Watch this. Do it now. Shut up. And you're an idiot. Okay. All right. I had a really bad feeling.

Did you guys spin it yesterday? Yeah. At the very end. We respect it. We respect it now. Jerry, can you share one of the best things that we had all weekend was Jerry, did you see Mitch had his mitch had his he had his introductory press press conference jerry welcomed mitch's wife to pittsburgh the

dms yeah can you read that for us real quick yeah jerry's like an ambassador in all dms of course he just lets everyone know as soon as i got to barstool i've been just used i just used the famous line i work for barstool. That's it? Every time? The verified tag? Oh, yeah. Oh, you DMed Trubisky, and you didn't get an answer, and then you moved on to Trubisky's wife. Right. Trubisky's wife.

Oh, she'll fit in perfectly. I sent a nice message to her. Very nice message. It wasn't anything bad. She'll put up Michelle Kwan numbers at Tequila Cowboy. Here it is right here. She never got back to me. Hey, Hillary, Jersey Jerry here.

Don't want to come off rude or nosy. Just a huge Steelers fan. Some say the biggest. Wanted to welcome you and Mitch to the best fan base in the NFL. It was always the Steelers. I work for Barstool Sports. Tell Mitch I said I'm looking forward to watching him this year. That's nice.

There it is. No response, though. I really need to get you and Mitch to have a catch. That's all Jerry wants. That's all I want. He wants to see a spiral. I just want a catch. Yeah. No response, though. I really need to get you and Mitch to have a catch. That's all Jerry wants. That's all I want. He wants to see a spiral. I just want a catch. Yeah.

A catch? Yeah. Just a quick catch. Yeah, something light. You know what I mean? Something super light. Nothing tough on his arm. Just something quick.

Yeah. Something light. Oh, God. What? AB, we got it. What? What did we get? What is this? we got it. What? What did we get? What is this?

Anthony P. Is that Anthony Perotti? Yeah. You know Anthony Perotti? Yeah. Rutgers? That's right, yeah. Jesus, Jerry.

He knows every wrestler. I feel like you facilitated this, and now he's in deep. I've mentioned wrestling to him in the past, and he hasn't said shit back. All of a sudden, he's so in deep. I've mentioned wrestling to him in the past and he hasn't said shit back. All of a sudden, he would be so in deep. If I just made Jerry, it was like, listen, AB loves wrestling. I need someone to become an expert. Just take him down.

He's just like, he's talking to obscure like all Americans from years past that no one else would know. Loves wrestling. Great. I love it. What's the finals? The reason I love it, dude, I'd rather watch that than March Madness because, like, wrestling is, there's nothing like it, dude. You have no one to blame but yourself.

In that type of environment, it's like the shit they go through to train and cut, and they're so disciplined. It's insane, man. You like the squeezing part the most? Yeah, dude. I mean, dude, I'm telling you. Me and KB, I think we're going to do something with maybe RBY in the near future. I think we're going to do a two-versus-one against RBY.

Oh. That'd be fun. That would be fun. When is the finals? What are you doing right now? I'm asking a question. You realize they happened. They did?

Yeah. I didn't know. I know it was happening. I didn't know it happened. I sent a few tweets to you. I didn't expect you to necessarily see them immediately. Well, I mean, March Madness was this weekend, but it's still going. It's an individual tournament.

It could have been multiple weekends. Your buddy from Wisconsin wrestled hard. Did he win? He didn't. Oh. He came in third. You gave a context clue there when you said he wrestled hard. He did.

He wrestled very hard. Yeah, right. He'll be back. That's big time loser talk. Yeah, you don't want to be congratulated on wrestling hard. He wrestled real hard. So wait, who is the stunning, like, give me the number one storyline.

What's the number one storyline? Abel Stevenson won again. I saw that. That's not, that was expected. You know what I mean? He left his boots on the mat. I think if Griffith won again, that would have been big. If Griffith won again, it would have been huge. Don't copy what Jerry's saying. But he did. He's right. He's right.

He made the finals. He was only in the fifth seed. We thought it was a fluke season. But you're saying what would have been the biggest story? What was the biggest? It was all chalk pretty much. Really? Yeah. I mean, leading up to the finals, it was some craziness, but the finals, nothing too surprising.

I love our wrestling content. I think Rivera. He mentioned I love our wrestling content I think Rivera He mentioned Bastion Rivera is a beast He mentioned about That's not possible Five time All-American

There was some crazy There was some eighth year seniors in the tournament During the COVID year Some guys got an extra year on top of real red shirts medical red shirts and olympic red shirts yeah um like uh miles amin bronze medalist at the olympics wait so he's in his seventh year thing to say i had to take an olympic red shirt yeah he's like 28 wrestling 18 year olds-olds? It doesn't get easier. Really? Not for college.

It's such a grind of a season, making weight every single week. Well, Suriano did what? Olympic red shirt, then COVID hit, then he got COVID, then he transferred. So he has, what, three red shirt years in a row or something like that? What if you just wrestled at your weight? Just wherever you landed. It's the ultimate conundrum. No one will ever do that.

If you have the opportunity to cut, be big for your weight, then you're going to do it. KB, I want your opinion. Why don't you fucking cut some weight? Whoa! Instead of giving up after. You think a wrestler has to make weight in a week?

He cut it down to nine seltzers. Two days in, he's still overweight. Instead of giving up after, you think a wrestler would give up? He has to make weight in a week? He cut it down to nine seltzers. Two days in, he's still overweight. You think he's going to, oh, coach, I'm going to give up. I'm not going to make weight for this next tournament. What do you think if Spencer Lee doesn't get hurt? Do you think Suriano beats him or no? No.

Really? Simple as that. Wow. I actually would listen to you. I think Suriano could give him a good match, though. No, I think he could beat him. I think Spencer Lee's better. Yeah. I don't know.

Here's the thing. We'll never know. I would listen to anyone talk about anything they're very passionate about. Not right now. Not right now. Why? We're done with that. Okay, fine.

We're done with that. The season's over. This is the Twitter space thing. thing yeah we should talk about this so i don't know any of the background uh but i heard it was like fascinating jerry you you were in there right i was in there you have a little bit of understanding what's going on i i kind of do yeah pretty much yeah all right should we get jack mac in here i think that would be better let's get get Jack back in here. It seemed to be a very funny, ridiculous Twitter space that happened last night. Out of the blue. Are you sick?

Are you tired? Four days of screaming. Yeah. Voice. Make it permanent. Make it permanent. What a huge two days. Insane.

Fun. It's a lot of fun. St. Peter's. How much money did you win, Jerry? 46,000 What? Make it permanent Yeah I was at a bar

And some random dude Came up to me And was like You see Jerry won 25k? I won 800 And felt like I was fucking rich I'm about to throw up in your face You were

Yeah you crushed it I killed him yeah Made it permanent Made it permanent for sure There he is There he is One of the best hosts You'll ever see

On the spaces. Is he? He's amazing. I believe that. Jack's here. I want to get to the bottom of this space. Also, Jack, what are we... Sit in that one. What happened to UConn?

We won last night. The woman. Angie Buckets is back, right? Yeah, but what happened to UConn? They just weren't good enough. Yeah. They threw. I believed in them.

I didn't. I did to an extent. I didn't think they were going to lose to New Mexico State. Right. Great coach New Mexico State had, though. Oh, yeah, because it's your new coach? He looks like Ted Cruz. You know why he got fired at his last job?

Why? What did he do? It's not that big of a deal. Slapped a girl at the bar's ass. What? Yeah, yeah. Well, if that's illegal, lock me up. I mean, that's, come on.

You do that? There's a video of it. Okay, say it's not illegal. You're a creep. Uh-huh. Just saying. How often have you done that? It's like Benedict Mathurin.

Did you see him at the end of the game? Yeah. I thought he would get suspended. I bet Houston. He touched a titty, right? Touched a titty. Insane. He went like.

Yeah. I think that's less weird. Legit touched a titty. That's fine. He touched a titty is less weird? Yeah. That's fine. He touched a titty on a basketball.

Like playing basketball. He's a cheerleader. That's just like standard pragmatics in a social system. You pull it up, TJ. People were saying that it was accidental. I guess, but not really. It was like, you know. I only saw it once in the moment.

I haven't seen it again. So I don't know. Remember that guy from the Matt James or something? He was playing in the celebrity game this past year. Yeah. Did that to a. That was accidental. That was accidental? Yes, because he was trying to. He was high-f celebrity game this past year. Yeah. Did that to a girl. That was accidental. That was accidental?

Yes, because he was high-fiving after a free throw. Oh, okay. And he didn't realize that it was a woman next to him. That's the guy that got it. That one, I don't know what this is. All right, let's see that again. Wait, what was he? I missed it.

I missed it. Touch the titty. He wasn't doing high-fives to anybody. But she didn't react Yeah I don't know Is it an angle thing where like He didn't actually He touched the titty

Maybe he thought that she Her arm couldn't have been more down Yeah I guess maybe he thought It'd be high fives Oh he was going for a high five Nobody's high fiving him on either side Yeah he just touched the titty

And it's the TCU cheerleader So so it's not like it's his girlfriend. Well, I guess it could be, but I don't think so. That would also be weird. If he randomly was dating a TCU cheerleader, we didn't know, and then he touched her titty. Yeah. I feel like he would have said it by now. Like, hey, that's my girlfriend. These guys are selling out arenas, 20,000 plus fans.

Yeah, boys will be boys. What, Steven, what are you going to say? As a guy who used to go into his house and give low fives to bushes, I don't think this is weird at all. Wait, what? Wait, what? So I used to have a basketball hoop in my driveway. I like this.

I like this. Yeah, see, I used to have a basketball hoop in my driveway. You used to slap pussies? I like this. I like this. Yeah, see, I used to have a basketball hoop in my driveway. I'd go outside and play every day, and then there's bushes on either side of me and a walkway to my house, and I'd just give fives to the bushes all the way in. Every day after a game? Whenever I would tie my shoes to go play basketball,

I would always act like I'm leaving the bench, and I would low five everybody as I went on. So, yeah, I respect this move. Yeah, I don't think that's weird. It is weird. How does that correlate to that? But high-fiving bushes every day. But you get used to it. So that guy probably

just does that all the time and was just in an unfamiliar... You think he does exactly what you did all the time? What? Brandon just said he does too. You think he slaps bushes all the time?

He knows he's on a court and there's women around. There's no bushes out there. It's an unfamiliar environment. Where would you rank the bushes in terms of your closest friends? At the time, they're probably up there. It seems like you spent most of the time

with those bushes. All his life. I was hooping a lot growing up. Do your parents still live in that same house? How are the bushes? Are they healthy? Have you visited them? They're probably like, where the hell's Stephen? The hoop doesn't exist anymore. What about the bushes? Are they healthy? Have you visited them? They're probably like, where the hell's Steven? The hoop doesn't exist anymore. Oh, so they're definitely like, where the hell's Steven? Poor bushes.

The bushes, no, they've been replaced. There's some shrubbery, but not the same. Wait. Are you not sad about it? It dismantled the championship team? I mean, it was a very long time ago. I think they've been replaced for like a decade now. So you would probably, if you were playing basketball and there was a woman whose breasts were give or take bush height,

you would most likely end up touching her breast? If I was like 10 to 17 years old and she was located where the bush would be, probably. You would have touched a lot of boobs. Just muscle memory, dude. Yeah, that's true. It is just muscle memory. Speaking of guys being dudes, so Caleb was in Dubai with Hasbulla. Hasbulla doesn't take photos with women.

What? Yeah. Why? He refuses. He just tells them to get away. So he only takes photos with the men. He'll take a photo with the man. I love that.

But yeah, I guess he just goes, no, no, no. Is he okay with caleb's long hair i i'm really surprised that he was okay with one caleb and barstool because he's very conservative in his beliefs yes very religious huh my barber is russian and every time i get a haircut he tells me the same story which is if he he always forgets me but he sees my cauliflower ear asked me if i was a fighter and then he tells me about how he used to fight baby bulls and and uh dogs growing up in russia and now he him and all of his friends from russia moved to new york at the same time and they go up to the hudson valley and like hunting birds and like and no women allowed

he shows me i kind of like that it's the same that's why i hate getting a haircut i'm always hunting birds and like, and no women allowed. He shows me the same. I kind of like that. It's the same. That's why I hate getting a haircut. I'm always wearing a hat because it's the same story every time. Sometimes you need a place. It takes so long. Girls can't be allowed here.

Those shoes. I can see that. I can't wait to watch this. That's unbelievable. So that's Caleb as a crypto Hasbulla. NFT? NFT. So you could buy that right now on Hasbulla's crypto collection or NFT collection.

Does Hasbulla have money now? Well, the thing is he had all his money in rubles, which have tanked. Oh, is he Russian? He's from Dagestan, which is a part of Russia, but it's one of those. It's right near Chechnya and whatnot. It's a very controversial subject. You are a huge Hezbollah guy. Yeah, I mean, I was devastated that I wasn't invited to Dubai.

Did you think you were going to? No, I didn't. That would have been great. All right, so we brought you in here for the Twitter space last night. Yeah, insane. Can you give us the background? Yeah. TJ, you have some clips so yeah quigs went through and time stamped everything so jack if you just want

to go through the story i have the clips whenever you need them for supplementary all right so well let's start with shout out to quigs by the way for screen recording the whole thing always always yes so we'll just start with this is like the weird a weird community on twitter of people that just you know how on our twitter appears that it's just like people who tweet about sports politics or maybe like finance or something right this is a sect of adults that just tweet to each other in new york city and across the country that are somehow connected it's weird it's like twitter in 2012 but in 2022 okay so i i think I know what Twitter you're talking about, and it's like...

Cheapy kind of Twitter. Yeah, it's like people who have like 2,000 Twitter followers who have like a little bit of a taste of it who probably shit on Barstool, but if they were offered a job, they'd take it in two seconds. 100%. Okay. 100%.

Okay, so like a little bit of Twitter fame. We've even hired people within this community for jobs upstairs that used to shit on barstool but now they're big fans of our so because they work here right who are they i don't want to i don't care i mean i don't think it's you know that incriminating so then that's the community we're talking about. There was this guy who was kind of a part of it who lived in Philadelphia. His name's Peter. Big wig lawyer. Okay.

And he struck up a relationship with a girl who lives in New York City. Her name's Shelby. And they were DMing and whatnot. And I guess they got along. He said he loved her as a person. Gary, this is your cautionary tale about the DMs. Yep. Exactly. dming and whatnot and i guess they got along he said he loved her as a person and they then this is your your cautionary tale about the dms yeah exactly and it's about to get very that's gonna play out and jerry even we'll get to jerry's clip i'm sure quakes has it then i guess she wanted to

see some band that they both liked in new york city but couldn't go and then they were going in philadelphia the next weekend so he invites her to his uh wherever he lives in Philadelphia to stay with him she gets off the sub or not so by the train and I guess you he didn't know that she was a little bit like heavier and she thought she catfish she was cat or he was catfished which not true because if you go on her Twitter, she tweets photos of herself all the time. That's on him. And she's not like, she's not huge, quote unquote.

Anyways. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. This is great. And it's just all these people know each other? Kind of. But a lot of them just know each other through the internet. Right, right.

Which they think they're friends, and then they find out they're like oh wait yes i don't actually want to be associated yeah it's like 30 year olds who are in in like a click yes right via exclusively via twitter right yes okay and a lot of them live in new york city but also some in philadelphia so she gets there and i guess they he immediately starts DMing other people within the Twitter community like, Oh my God, I can't believe who she is. She looks nothing like her photos. What a scumbag. And then he lets her in.

I guess they probably hang out for a bit. Then they go out, I think to the concert. They had fun at the concert. And then they went to a bar. And I guess he started hitting on a girl at the bar. Not her. While she was there. Same.

And which she was not happy about. And then at some point she left. She left the bar and went back to his place. Now, this is where she says that she. By herself, yeah. She has like a key? Well, I'll get to that in a second. She had to beg the doorman to let her into this guy's place,

where she then... A doorman. Where she then... Never have let her through. Nope. Allegedly destroyed or stole $400 worth of drugs, according to the people. Oh, this is great.

And destroyed, like she did them hard, or she broke them? No, there's a video, I got a video of, we probably can't show it because YouTube will take it down, but she's pouring Topo Chico, the hard seltzer, on, like, a few, four lines of cocaine. Oh, why would you do that? And. Why don't you just do it?

He said, I know. Just do it. He said that she stole $400, though, but I saw the amount of cocaine. I don't really. I've never done cocaine, but I don't. It didn't look like $400. I'm not a big drug guy, but it did not look like $400 worth of it. Do you have a picture?

Yeah, I can show you the video. I'll tell you. I don't do drugs either. I wouldn't know. Okay, so anyways. We won't put the video. I don't want to incriminate anyone. Like a sand pile? We won't put the video. I don't want to incriminate anyone. Like a sand pile?

We won't put the video on here. And then? I love, too, the idea of someone... This happens in cops episodes every now and then where they'll go to the cops and be like, that person stole my drugs. So far... You see, we have to take you in now.

So far, who do you guys think is in the wrong? Okay, let me see this. So far, I feel like he was in the wrong, but it sounds like... I don't know what specifically he... That was not $400 worth. That was probably... $25? Yeah, like $40.

$40 worth. So already it's not a drug drug guy. A lot of people were saying, like, let me talk to this guy's plug because he's making a lot of money. Yeah, right, right, right. She may have stolen more. This is all alleged. She said she didn't steal, except that video is pretty incriminating. Yeah, I mean, that's tough.

She was literally pouring water on the coat. I think if you let a girl enter your place, then it's fair game to have anything stolen. He owns it, squatters rights. She entered the place without him when she poured the Toblerone. True, true. It sounds like he gave her permission to leave and go to his place. I don't know exactly what happened there. Anyway, she begged the doorman to let her in.

Yep. She got in. Then, because she was so i she's by her words scared and of the sky she then had to take a mega bus from philly at 2 30 in the morning to new york city that's how bad it got i guess anyways fast forward he was dming a bunch of people saying like oh like this girl she's like she catfished me blah blah blah and she stole 400 worth of drugs from me i want my 400 back everyone on this little click was like attacking him calling him an absolute scumbag scumbag whatnot and he kept defending himself

so then i go on the twitter space and you hosted the twitter So both of these people are in this. They're speaking. So I opened the Twitter space at first. The first two people that I let speak were just talking about Gonzaga and Arkansas. That was the first thing mentioned. I didn't really have a plan. And then I was like, guys, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to let you go because like this isn't the point of this.

Right. Then he joins. He didn't. I didn't even ask him to join. He joined on his own like cord yeah cord he goes and i was like hey i'm gonna give you the floor like the floor is yours you speak your truth i don't know what the truth is but you can speak your truth and then i guess shelby got so mad she then like said i'm gonna speak and they started yelling at each other oh man

and then there's there's some quotes the best part of it was without a doubt so obviously he was talking about her weight yeah and then she said like i didn't catfish you you can see my photos blah blah blah blah and then he said something along the lines of like you're just mad at me because you're overweight. Something along those lines. And then said, but I don't hate fat people. I have a fat sister. We got to hear some of that. Yeah, here we go.

You're a clip of that? I want to hear that. Yeah, let me hear any of it. Holy fuck. I've got people freaking out at me in my DMs. I'm getting harassed left and right being called this awful human being. Like, I am NOT an awful human being I've dealt with weight problems my whole life. I have an overweight sister like

I've never heard that I don't mean the last My own appearance for a long time. Peter, I'm not insecure about my look. Why did you lie? And you admitted to lying. Did she lie? What are you talking about? Shelby, you look nothing like your picture.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. Anybody here can confirm that you know Shelby, that her Instagram is deceitful. Yeah. This would be like, what would be, Darren Reve This would be like What would be Uh He sounds Darren Revell would be like

I have I Look I have uh Memorabilia from Louis Anderson And Jackie Robinson Yeah yeah like I have memorabilia

From some of the Finest fat people In the world William Taft's tub Yeah Mama Cass What the fuck Twitter spaces Is like the new Mama Cass's. What the fuck? Twitter Spaces is like the new thing.

It's the funniest thing. Right. My sample size. I literally, I went to sleep at 9 o'clock last night. I woke up. I saw a couple tweets. I was like, that's weird. They must be watching The Bachelor.

And then I was with Liam and Memes and Hank, and they were talking about it this morning. I was like, well, we got to get to the bottom of this. So where does it leave everyone? So then there was a point where Jerry came in in let's play the jerry clip of him this was very funny when but i think this is a true story right yeah yeah yeah so jerry was i let i the request the twitter space that like thing is not great especially seeing people when they request but jerry i eventually let him in and then he told this great story which i think tj has a clip of jerry and sorry jersey jerry that i didn't see your dms until now yeah yeah

just uh you know in the space uh you know just a little advice for um peter here or jamal or whatever his name is you know sometimes catfish isn't the worst thing that could happen i was catfished on tinder had a date set up at the houston steakhouse really pretty pretty good steakhouse ended up paying for dinner she was really fat but you know uh top three blowjobs still i've ever had thank you yes thank you this is in texas or this wasn't this was in new jersey? This was in New Jersey, Jack. Yeah, I was catfished. She was severely overweight, but still to this day, top three. Severe, chronically. Did you get it in the parking lot?

No, in a different place. This is, so where does it leave all these people now? Are they all at each other's throats? Well, the thing was, this drama then led to other drama within the clique because people were saying that there was other people that Shelby was attacking and then saying that because when Pete DMed some of the other people in the clique, they had a response like, oh, my God, this is crazy or like, ha, ha, ha, this is so funny like tell me

more and shelby was really offended because she she felt as if it was really she felt in danger right right and she said like how could you say ha ha ha about it and then this girl on twitter she said that she more about the like it's there was a lot of talk about wait this girl on twitter used to be overweight but now isn't and then shelby said the only thing you do on twitter is pull your i used to be fat card and then that was a little in inner drama between them that was within the new york city twitter click pete eventually who makes their injury a year late he told us this in the twit in another dm i saw earlier in the day he said he makes300k a year He told us this In another DM I saw Earlier in the day he said he makes $300k a year

So he doesn't need the $400 It's about the principle Of his drugs Which again like the idea that If you make $300,000 a year At a really nice corporate law firm And you're upset And complaining about $400 worth of cocaine on Twitter

That might backfire So that was the biggest thing He kept saying like I don't care about this corporate law firm and you're upset and complaining about $400 worth of cocaine on Twitter, that might backfire. Yeah. So that was the biggest thing. He kept saying like, I don't care about this, blah, blah, blah. But he stayed in the, like, he was in there for 45 minutes to an hour before I brought up the- So he doesn't care so much he's obsessed over it.

This is bizarre to me. This is a grown man with like a big job. Also, this guy's like 6' six four a pretty good looking guy and if you saw him on the street you'd be like uh why are you like it's why are you obsessed yeah like it's an addiction like it's an addiction like heroin or kratom it is uh it really really destroys human beings and makes them like someone they're not see yeah we never got to the part where i was very interested in shelby she kept saying she was scared for her life i don't think peter did anything for her to be scared for her life though well did he did she feed him

did he feed her i don't know well then she might have been scared for her life didn't he didn't give her any necessities to survive? Right. Like food? Yeah, but I think they went to the concert, and I think he said— What was the concert? This could be a lot. I forget.

If somebody could tweet at us right now what the concert was— Is it May Day Parade? I'm sure we could look up Philly concerts this past year. It was like a—I've never heard of the band, but I think it was popular. So do you think she was like—if she was, actually, was he doing anything? Well, I don't know, but to the extent, he does seem like a weird guy, so I tend to believe Shelby that she did feel a little bit unsafe or whatever. But then again, she did go back to his apartment and poured Topo Chico on his cocaine.

What is Topo Chico? It's a hard seltzer. Juice? Do you fuck with it? It's just a regular seltzer. I've been sober seven years, Dan. Oh, hard seltzer. My bad. I thought it was a regular seltzer. They have a hard seltzer, but that was just regular. You got so serious with me. It was just regular seltzer. I thought it was a regular seltzer.

I thought it was a regular seltzer. Okay, because I gave I'm saying. Seven years. I thought it was a regular seltzer. Okay. Because I gave Jerry a spin drift the other day. Great. It was in my house, and he loved it. Amazing. Opened his eyes. Okay. Sorry.

No, yeah. And then so he drops off. Then some of the other girls yelled at each other. That wasn't as good. We tried to get some more drama, but they didn't talk as much. But at this point, she point she oh so then there's this guy this guy because you you wouldn't i don't know if you'd love him as a person like to hang out with but you would love this guy's online personality okay asher he's there's a bar

a pretty popular bar in new york city he's a promoter for called common ground and sorry he is also kind of a legend within our group chats at on at barstool and he knows some people here he's a nice guy oh asher yeah asher baron you've met him and he came into the space and just started yelling at the top of his lungs at this Pete guy. And the clips is very funny. That's here. Yeah, I wanted to talk to Asher. He's a nice guy. I was actually trying to be friendly and nice to you. I'm like, not address this awful situation.

Thanks for joining. Hey, what up, Jack? How we doing? Hello, Jack. Give me like two seconds, babe. There was a girl in his apartment What did he just say? Give me two seconds babe

I don't know you, we ain't buddies That was awesome He said give me two seconds babe There was a woman in his apartment with him But he Wanted to talk in the Twitter space And then he told her like give me a second babe To the girl on Twitter

What a boss We ain't pals, we've never interacted You DM me while I'm talking space and then he told her like give me a second babe to the girl on twitter what a boss okay we ain't pals we've never interacted you know literally no blacked out of my mind yo shut your jack mute him while i'm popping off for a second here um you hit me up while i am deep in a bender at common ground and you're like why didn't i tell you what shelby looks like i'm like what do you want me i don't know you i don't know who you are i didn't I tell you what Shelby looks like? I'm like, what do you want me – I don't know you. I don't know who you are. I don't know how you think I can – oh, excuse me.

Let me fix that for you real quick. I snap my fingers, and I don't know what you expect from me. Jack, I DMed you the conversation between me and this kid. He then tells me, he's like, oh, bro, you're killing me. What the fuck am I supposed to do, bro? I don't know you not friends with you i don't know you shit all right then all of a sudden you decide that you i mean you are really i'll be honest i am actually when i tweeted you're putting on a master class as far as gaslighting is concerned that's not a diss that's like what you're doing is impressive i'll be honest with you it really is something uh novel at this point um so then you you you go on this full defense train like i'm the nicest guy on the planet

i don't know what you're talking about this and the third yada yada yada straight up straight up then and then and then i post all the screenshots shut the up yo blow me blow me blow me See? Yo. Blow me. Blow me. Blow me. You're a liar. You don't know me. You don't know me? Who the fuck are you talking to? Straight the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Yep. All right. Listen. All right. I'm going to bring in. And then, Shelby, you also. Yo, real quick. I'll leave it at this because I don't want to get too heated.

I'm trying to go to bed. I'm trying to go to bed. I'm trying to go to bed. He says that I am fabricating everything. Says that I made the whale comment towards Shelby. I literally then post a recording. Just click on him. Click to our messages. And you see everything that he said.

And he's like, wow, reported slander. Like, you are clinical, pathological liar get help bro i hope your fucking company fires you you fucking he probably went and had sex right after that fucking asher what a g yeah the girl he gave me two seconds give me two seconds all right so where do we leave all this well he tweeted this morning, think that he got fired. I don't believe him. Oh, this is great. He said he got fired?

I'm pretty sure he said on his private Twitter account, which, by the way, he had a private Twitter account, but he was accepting everyone who requested to follow him last night. Because that's the best part of this, is at the end of the day, a lot of these people don't know each other, but they love the approval of the retweets and the likes and talking to each other.

And then they don't realize like when you actually find out who these people are, you probably don't want to be associated with half of them. These people are totally normal people. It sounds like they're cosplaying as like virtual reality show contestants. My advice to all of them is stop. You're going to regret it in three years.

It's embarrassing. We should all put them in like a house this summer somewhere. Yes. That'd be great. Or continue. I'm not saying that like meeting people online isn't like, that's 2022. You do that. Like there's people I know from Twitter that I'm friendly with or have become real friends

with. I'm just saying if you think you know someone because you tweet with them, you're wrong. Also, a lot of these people in this Twitter space, not to say this is wrong, because we're essentially like this place. We have a bunch of crazy people here. Yeah.

They are crazy, all of them. They're all insane. There's no normal people in this crew. Right. Maybe 20%, but 80% of it, they're crazy. All of them. They're all insane. There's no normal people in this crew. Right. Maybe 20%, but 80% of it. They're crazy. And he also was tweeting. Yeah.

I don't know. He kept saying that, like, he had a great tweet this morning. I got to get it. He said something along the lines of, like, please, like, the family is devastated. The family is of like please like the family is devastated family's devastated like the family's devastated oh please please like no one gives a fuck about this like his family because he got fired as if he's i'm gonna send it i'm gonna send the tweet to tj and then maybe he can put it on the screen or something and blur it he did also also say that like before at the very start of the spaces, he was like, I already have a meeting tomorrow with my boss about my, my social media use.

But he said that in the beginning and stayed on. Right. So he kept shooting himself in the foot. Social media. Yeah. All right. Well, Jack, let us know if there's any updates. Um, I don't think.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm trying trying to think but at this point it's just that's the the best recap i can give i don't know i love all of it i think i'm not sure what will happen yeah i don't believe him that he got fired i don't believe him he got fired that's very funny no and he's definitely doing that to get money yeah or that's funnier maybe yeah more attention i think that's what he's doing he's a sociopath yeah you could hear it in his tongue He's definitely doing that to get money. Yeah, or. That's funnier, maybe. Yeah, more attention.

I think that's what he's doing. He's a sociopath. Yeah. You could hear it in his tongue. He kept playing victim, too. He kept calling other people disgusting. He would be like, no, you're attacking me and my family's name. I mean, he's out of his mind.

He's a psychopath. Love it. All right, well, thank you, Jerry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciate that. And I love the jury. You got that blowjob. Top three blowjob. Yep.

How much money was the dinner? $150. That's not too bad. For a top three blowjob? Yeah. How severely? $250 plus. You were catfished?

Yeah. I mean, she looked a lot different on Tinder for sure, 100%. I mean, the things that these girls can do is just unbelievable. Well, guys do it too. Yeah, we do. Yes. I don't think I've ever done it. You might not have, but guys do it.

Let me see your old Tinder picture. I don't even have Tinder. I'd have to re-download. Yeah, I'm a catfish. When the fat ass is actually around me, I cower. You don't have it? I do the opposite of having that. I pass it off.

I love these little worlds online that people... It happens every now and then where they all think that they know each other and it's like, you don't know. And there's definitely some scumbags who are trying to take advantage of everyone here. Oh, yeah. It's funny.

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Yep. Yeah, crazy. Brandon, maybe you should come here. I was also here. One year, yeah. Did you guys play the clip? We played it on Pick Central today. We didn't play it on the Yak yesterday. One year, yeah. The clip, did you guys play the clip? Get him out. We played it on Pick Central today. We didn't play it on the Yak yesterday.

You saw that clip or no? The get him out clip. The Billy clip. It's one of the funniest live stream moments of all time, if you can get it up, TJ. You can't replicate the chaos that happens during these gambling streams. You can't predict it either streams and can't predict it either you can't predict it you can't like i i was laughing so hard after this mike the security guard with one of the funniest most heroic moments ever if you pull it up tj you haven't seen this at all? Is this the guy, the random guy who was the good luck?

Yeah. I've seen him. Okay. Not the cliff. Stand right there. Because Dave has a New Mexico state. I can feel this guy's good luck. So much pressure on a stranger. We need six and a half.

We need six and a half. Get him out. Watch Mike turn his walker around. Billy. Put a blanket on him. Put a blanket on him. Badly. Badly. Billy. Get it. Get it. Get it.

So you did eventually get the pictures with Billy. Yes, Billy was great. He had a bet on the app on. I heard fan. Hit the parlay, but Mike the security guard turning around someone's walker. Great. Is those guys, they're just ready to pop off. They're the best.

They're always ready. The absolute best. Billy's a legend. He's a legend for life. He put a parlay in there the next day. He hit it. Legendary moment. I'm trying to think what else happened this weekend. Nico tried to shake my hand.

Where's Bosco? I don't know He said some slick shit about me Ohio State Made himself a name I'll let him rest Wait what did Rico say about you? He said some slick shit about me not tweeting or something

Oh damn He's getting it from everywhere Yeah Deservedly I don't know what to say about that. No oblong glaze. That's my answer. I tweeted the Sammy Sosa picture.

I don't really know. Yeah, I don't know. Ohio State, we haven't, he isn't like, he lives in Ohio. We haven't seen him in four years. I knew he was working part-time. I knew he was grinding. So, and then he cut two bodies. But he was.

Two bodies in the fucking morgue. He was just doing his thing, doing his job in Ohio. Yeah, of course, he was doing his. And then somebody he doesn't know just throws him under the bus, and he comes out fucking firing. I also think there's. And Marty didn't deserve it at all. There's something about, like, because we've changed so much as a company,

people don't realize, like, and I don't know the actual numbers, but, like, if Ohio State is just sitting there blogging, that's not easy. Like, blogging all day is not easy. No, it's not. And he has a job on top of it. Right. A hard job. Anyone who's putting in, like, serious hours on the blog, I always respect.

It's very hard. Very hard. It's like just doing homework. It's what we had to do every day for five years, where it was just wake up and blog all day. So, yeah, anyone who does that gets my respect. I'm waiting for Red Rhino to come out of the clouds. Yeah, I think he's got junior proms. I forgot about it.

Yeah, Rico. Rico and Marty picking on a middle schooler and a middle school teacher. It's tough. And just absolutely in their hand caught in the trap.

What are you going to do? You have a show with these guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's your move? Yeah, I mean... What are you doing? I don't know. I don't have to do anything.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. You have the wrestling show with KB now. You just repeated what KB said. No, I'm just saying, you know. Oh, I mean, I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. You have the wrestling show with KB now. You just repeated what KB said. No, I'm just saying. Oh, yeah, we have RBY coming in tomorrow.

Let's worry about that. Yeah, we got to worry about that first. I think actually the show is canceled this whole week. Is it really? I'm pretty sure it's canceled the whole week. Ever since y'all named that show, Marty, Jerry, and Terry, you've had maybe two and a half shows. We've had the shows, but not all together.

It was mainly me by myself for the first four days. Three of you have been together how many times? Once. One time. It's been Marty, Jerry, and Terry for a month? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty much been Jerry for the show.

Yeah, I think that'd be great. Yeah. Talk to my agent, KB. Yeah, I think that'd be great. Yeah. Talk to my agent, KB. Yeah, Fastulio, you hyped me up, said Fastulio was the guy on the mic. He wasn't? No, he wasn't. He wasn't him. I didn't hype you up. I think that was

Roan who texted. Yeah. I think it might have been Sass or Roan, one of them. It was Roan. Roan texted saying it was you. so it was not you doing the viva no i was filming now wait i i was so the dj wanted to say something i'll be honest i did say do the viva chant okay but i was also i would have done the same thing at all and then yeah and then smitty you got on the mic it can't Eagles chant it can't be understated or overstated

how poorly the Viva chant did oh it was terrible not one person in a room of 600 I would oblige I was in the room and I was like I'm not doing this actually the people in the front near the DJ stand

don't try to you guys were across the room. Do we have a video of this, of the Viva chant? Oh, we do? Oh, well. We need to see it. Dave was not happy to find out that the mic was being taken over. He sent out the email.

Where's Priscilla going? Going to get the video? He's got to go retrieve the clip. He has it on his actual camera. Got it. Well, how are we going to get it? I don't know. Where are you going to get the video? He's got to go retrieve the clip. He has it, like, on his actual camera. Got it. Well, how are we going to get it? I don't know. So where are you, Nathan?

We'll try and figure it out in time. Wi-Fi here has been horrible. What else? Wi-Fi sucks. I don't know. That's why I don't pay for it. It's been like a week. I would assume it's like a city thing.

I ordered $140 worth of room service for breakfast on Sunday. That was awesome. Where were you staying? Just a hotel in Chicago. They asked me how many people it was for. Just for you? Yeah. How much did you eat?

What did you get? I ate a little bit of everything. I got waffles. I got eggs. I got two sides of bacon. I got granola. I got frittata. You couldn't decide, so you got it all. I got granola. I got frittata.

I got some cereal. Frittata? Juice, coffee, more juice. More coffee? Too much juice. I couldn't decide between orange and grapefruit. You have the free machines. Too many.

It's pretty awesome. The apple is always the best. Yeah, apple juice is very good. Orange juice is the best morning juice. Yeah, orange juice clears you up. Orange juice is good until 9 a.m. After that, orange juice is bad. My favorite is orange juice right after I brush my teeth.

Oh, my God. Grapefruit juice? Stop. I like orange juice with water in it. What? I put 50% orange juice with water in it. What? I put 50% orange juice and 50% water. Why? I don't know.

A little too sweet. Yeah, it is. Soberman screwdriver? Yeah. Yeah. You know, I never heard of a... Okay, so when I went to the bar, I asked for Shirley Temple. And then he said a word that I never heard before.

Yeah, I was... Water? No. Water. What was the word he said? What did he say? I can't remember. I don't know, but I didn't know what to say. Cretidine? No, it was either alcohol Shirley Temple or non-alcohol, but it was a word he said. No, it was dirty, wasn't it? Yeah. Dirty Shirley Temple. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you want dirty Shirley Temple?

Yeah, so he almost friggin' made me get a dirty one. Oh, my God. No, he didn't almost. He asked you. Do you want a dirty one or a non Yeah, so he almost frigging made me get a dirty one. Oh, my God. No, he didn't almost. He asked you. Do you want a dirty one or a non-alcoholic? He didn't say non-alcoholic. I didn't know what a Dirty Shirley Temple was. Did you get the dirty?

No, I said just regular Shirley Temple, please. How many did you have? I had three. That's not bad. No. I love Shirley Temple. They're the best. All-time drink.

The best. Oh, no. Here we go. Oh. They just paused levels. I can't watch. I'm uncomfortable with how he's holding the mic. Yeah.

Something. Oh, no. is going to be here for a long time. And we need to get our email shake going. Oh, no. One, two, three. Viva! Oh, no! Viva! Viva!

Viva! Viva! This is why Dave sent the email saying no one can be on the mic. Look at that Jersey Jerry Army hoodie right there. I love it. Oh, I hear something. Oh, no. I heard something.

I was in the far room and being like. We didn't hear any of that. We heard the Viva Storm. We're like, what is this? I heard some people were giving it back. I shouldn't do that, right? What? That's bad.

Never mind. What did you just do? No, I just. There's a girl wearing my shirt. I just. What? I shouldn't have did that. Where? The girl right there is wearing your hoodie? That's bad. Never mind. What'd you just do? No, I just, there's a girl wearing my shirt. I just. What? Shouldn't have did that. Where?

She's wearing, the girl right there is wearing your hoodie. That's okay. I know, but I feel like. Ask. I feel like sneaky. No, just ask. Yeah, I'll ask. Hey, what happened with Feet to Street?

Are we going to do it? No. Come stand over here. Stand right here. The shirt. Stay, stay. He wants a picture of the shirt. He wants a picture of the shirt.

Yeah, he just wants a picture of the shirt. Perfect a picture of the shirt Yeah he just wants a picture of the shirt Perfect thank you Boom thank you Jersey Jerry is His army has been called off On the Nico Tate fight Yes they have Quickly

What side were they gonna be on? Dude so My captain Chase Smith He friggin just Chase Smith So he just friggin Right after You know Tate put that blog up He commented pussy scale just chase me. So he just frigging, right after, you know,

Tate put that blog up, he commented pussy scale. And then I just, right away, I'm like, because I have all their notifications turned on on my Twitter. What the fuck? Well, in case they get it online. There's a lot of them. There's a lot, but I have them all. So I just told him, hey, stand down for now. This isn't

our beef. I can't afford one of my guys to get wounded like that. I can't. And then Rico texts me saying, why the hell did you call off the Army? And I'm like, listen, dude, I have to see how you deal with adversity after therapy. Like, I can't afford one of my guys to get fucking shot here. Now, is the Army a mercenary army? Could I hire it? If I gave you $1,000, I was like, get the mercenary army?

Yes. 100. Yes. 100%. Yes. These guys will do whatever, bro. I bet you probably get free use of the army. You'll get free use. Yeah. Yeah.

What if I said I want the army on Rico's side? Oh, yeah. Then that's fine. What if one day you have to, I don't know how it'll come up. What if you have to use the army against Big Cat? You don't know. That could happen. I don't know, but that could happen. Yeah. I'll hit the nuclear codes. Do you have to, I don't know how it'll come up, what if you have to use the army against Big Cat? You don't know. That could happen. I don't know, but that could happen, yeah. I'll hit the nuclear codes.

Do you have an army? It could be a coup. He could take your army. Use it against you. That'd be horrible. I think they would turn on me in a second, though, these guys. I'd threaten the nuclear codes on Rico if he started dragging us.

You know what's really interesting? I have a, and proof of it too, I have a Harvard grad. You always say that like it's like a rare thing to find out in the wild. It is pretty rare to have somebody that graduated from Harvard, no? Yeah. Like into this kind of stuff?

I mean, we just talked about some- He's that ain't thing. He's a lawyer. Listen, I don't think that part is true. Like if anybody makes $300,000 a year, I just don't think they'll be really worried about that at all. Yeah, $40 worth of coke. I'm telling you.

Yeah, you think so? Yeah, they love the social media. They love the limelight. They love the limelight. All right, so we're going to finish today's show. We got the one-shot league, right? Yes, correct, yeah. Five-shot league.

Five-shot league, whatever. I hate this league. I really do because I think it's bullshit. I was banned, so yeah. Yeah, I just think it's bullshit that they basically make it like it's an attendance league. That's all it is. It's an attendance league. Yeah.

If you show up and you shoot every day, you'll make the playoffs. If you have other things you have to do every day, you shoot once or twice a week, you'll miss the playoffs. It's an attendance league. Either way. Because my percentage was probably that of one of the

playoff teams. I just wasn't here. You think that's fair? You were here. You just refused to shoot. No, you were here. You just refused to shoot. No, I'd forget. That's on you then. It's an attendance league. Either way. Now that we disgraced it, TJ, do you want to compete? No, I actually, it's bitter.

The finals are starting today. It's a bitter place that this is coming from. I'll fully admit it. If I were in the playoffs, I would not have this take. I'd love it. Next year, maybe I'll make the playoffs. Whatever. So we're ending early so they can go do it? Yeah, so we're ending so we can watch them do it. Who are you going against?

Jerry. Why? What? Because Josh Talagian, who's one of our top editors, is not here, and he's in the finals, and Jerry's his drafted backup. Isn't Josh? Why would you say it's an attendance league? Stop.

Stop. Jerry's his drafted backup player. No, you're wrong. I was going to say, isn't Josh the best player in the league? He's known as the GOAT, but didn't win the league last year. What were you thinking I was going to say? I thought you were going to confuse him

with JDM, who recently exited the company. Take it away from me. And now Jerry is good? Number one pick in the draft, yeah. What? Or are you good? There's a lot of draft buffs out there.

Well, I haven't seen somebody get past the crazy eyes yet, so. Oh, you're gonna. Right, so he was like drafted as a psych out guy. Oh, you play defense. And then if the person is out, you have to fill in. TJ already admitted that he was very rattled when I

played the porn for Jake when he was shooting. Damn, I really want to be in this, but again, it's that he was very rattled when I played the porn for Jake when he was shooting. Damn. I really want to be in this. But again it's an attendance league so I don't recognize it as a real league. Alright so go. You guys are going. So each of you gets five shots? Yeah it's match play for the finals. Today's the first day. So what does that

mean match play? So first to three this week wins. Oh three match wins. Yeah yeah got it got it. Alright so we're gonna have someone follow him. Yeah we're setting up his overhand. So you were three this week wins. Oh, three match wins. Yeah, got it. Got it. Alright, so we're going to have someone follow him. Yeah, we're setting up his overhand. T.B., are you a part of this league? No, I'm not. I got blacklisted. Why, dunking? I think I took an extra, too many shots. I don't know what I did.

Broke the rules. There's a lot of power trips going on in this league. Wouldn't you say? I would say, yeah. It's the video editors. I just just bashed the league. He's going to hear that and be mad. There goes the crowd. Yeah, there goes the crowd.

It's the video editors. It is a fun league. Everyone gets involved. But, again, I just don't understand why they don't do it by percentage. Wouldn't that make sense? Why isn't he thumbs up and back? Yeah, you're right. I feel like I make perfect sense. It's a flawed lead.

You have to hit a minimum. You have to shoot a minimum amount of times, but then it's by percentage. Because I saw it. I was like, I shot like 12 days, and then everyone else had shot like 30. I'm never going to be able to compete. Fucking sucks, man.

All right, so we're done? No, we're going to watch. We're watching. They're zooming in. Remind me to bring this up next episode. Who's zooming in, Steven? Max. Okay. I gotta go pee. Can I go pee? No. What are you going to bring up next? My dad is famous in the Pickleball Senior

League community. Pickleball's hot and straight. Are you trolling them? I'll send all the information, but I'll talk about that next episode. Everybody plays pickleball these days. It's a growing game, especially amongst senior citizens. When I took my girl to softball

practice last year, there were pickleball courts. I didn't know what they were, and they were empty. Your guma? And I was like, what is this? did i say my sister my daughter um your girl i took my girl my very weird way to say daughter no it's not my little girl no you said i took my girl my girl yeah my daughter that's not a weird thing girl son you took your girl i don't think that's a weird thing to say you took your girl son no that's my girl i took my girl girl son all right whatever and there were pickleball courts and they were empty and i thought what that's a weird thing to say. You took your girl's son. No, that's my girl. I took my girl's son. Alright, whatever.

And there were pickleball courts and they were empty and I thought, what is this? Nobody ever played. Came back the next day and there were hundreds of people out there playing pickleball. Yeah, it's very popular. Very, very popular. There goes TJ. This is like the NBA Finals. Oh, what a crew this is.

Oh, Frank. Look at this. So yeah, this is where Oh, Frank. Look at this. Yeah, this is where they do it by the video editors. Who runs the league? That guy right there, right? John Foley. Okay. See, I never know if it's Josh or John.

Does he have Thundersticks? Because they all have, like, ownership of the league. Max has ownership. Frank with Thundersticks is a poor idea. What's going on here? People are like, what the hell? This is off-putting. I don't know. I'm going to take him home.

Jerry. Who do we think is going to win this? I don't know. I have an interesting group of people. Are they going to shoot? You always want your time to shine. Yeah, I do.

What happens if I don't shoot great shots here? He doesn't shoot at all. Max, are they going to shoot? What are we doing? That's up to you guys. We mute them until they shoot. That was Jerry's cock. We just mute them until they start shooting

Oh shit RBY just DM'd me He said yeah he's coming in tomorrow 3pm be ready to scrap He's bringing his trophy too Oh shit Pretend to know who he is Are you going to be ready to scrap?

Can you hear me? Kind of I think I would scrap it. So you ready? TJ shoots first, five shots. All right. Here we go. Here is the school.

Oh, dear. Oh, stop. Max, can you go over by the hoop and away from Frank? Go away from Frank. You can hear him. Go away from Frank. Mute it, mute it, mute it. Mute it, mute it. One more game. Go away from Frank. You can hear him. Go away from Frank. Mute it.

Mute it. Mute it. Mute it. Mute it. One more game. Oh, Cash. Was that in? It looked like it.

I can't. We can't hear, though, so. We'll take it. Oh. Frank is just fucking. We have no idea. Yeah, I want him closer to the hoop. He missed. Oh, no.

Can you – Frank, Frank, Frank. Sorry. All right. So he's made maybe one. How many has he made, Matt? He made one. Cash.

Two, five, two. That's good. That's a good percentage. It's a hard shot. I like that. I thought Jerry was going to play defense. Jerry didn't do shit. Jerry, I don't think he'll make any. Wow, Jerry, no defense. We totally forgot about the Frank Factor when we decided to do this. Well, Jerry says this is a real free throw.

What's he doing? Is he going underhand? Oh, that looked pretty good. Oh, he cashed it. Oh, my God. There it is. Uh-oh. Ringer.

Nope. Oh, he changed it. We got to see the rim. What a ragtag group of guys. I'm dead. I'm not. Hey, put me. Excuse me, Jerry.

You got this. You got this. I can't. I'm off. You need this. Jerry. That's one for three, maybe. Did he make the first one?

That's so baby. This isn't great. No. I don't think he made the first one. I had to win today. That was it. Hell yeah.

Let's go. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. It's best of five. Right. No, that wasn't the issue. The issue was that was just terrible for people watching. We're not going to do a best of five. We didn't know if he made the shot or not.

Frank's screaming in the mic. Fair. If we could figure out a way to do it that's visually appealing to the people, we will absolutely keep doing it. But what we did today, I do not want to run back. That was a bad run. No, it didn't work. Well, it's just you can't see if you make it or not because the hoop's so small.

Yeah. Frank is being Frank, which I don't want Frank to stop being Frank. If we could figure out a way to get it closer to the hoop, it might be worth it. All right. We'll game plan tomorrow. Good first win, though. Yeah, good W.

Don't let that take away from the win. Do you have to play twice today? I think twice tomorrow. Josh was supposed to red-eye in today. Okay, so he's going to have jet lag. Yeah, he's scared. Did Jerry not make his first shot? He didn't make any.

He thought he made the first one. Oh. Yeah. Okay. All right, we'll figure it out tomorrow. We'll get a better view for the people. All right. All right, see you tomorrow.

Peace. Peace. Music. Yeah, mute. them out peace you We'll be right back. W. W.