The Yak - We Obtained 50 Pounds of Tungsten | The Yak 1-24-23

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. Hello. Look at that. Where's that? The case race shirts. I have the wrong year. That's okay.

Boom. We're in the store now. During the case race. During the case race. Get excited. And they're in the store now During the case race During the case race Get excited And they're fixing the date They're fixing the date Or they won't And you're gonna buy it anyway

Okay We should've made it 99 Who did that? Retro Who did that? Yeah Oh 1999 Case race 99

We change it to 99? Like Woodstock 99 Case race 1999 KB's fourth birthday Ace Race 99. We change it to 99? Like Woodstock 99. Ace Race 1999. KB's fourth birthday. Sixth birthday. Sixth birthday. Dude, I don't know if I remember. I don't know if I have any memories at age six.

99 was a good year. You know who you were. You went to kindergarten. Yeah, I remember a little bit of kindergarten. Do any of you have like a first memory that you say to yourself, this is my first? When it's all getting hit by a bus. I remember my age four birthday party.

Really? I don't know if anything happened before that in my mind, but I remember that vividly, yes. What was it? What was the theme? Batman and Superman cakes. Ooh. Two cakes?

I had two cakes. Two cakes? I invited my entire kindergarten class, which was 20 kids. That's the last time you had friends. This was my last legitimate birthday party. Really? Didn't have any more after that. Shouldn't have made a joke.

Because you always usually one-up the jokes. Well, I wasn't trying to one-up. True sadness. I just never really had birthday parties. It wasn't a thing that I really did. Was your birthday April? April 13th. Wasn't your choice.

Yeah, that you did. Yeah. I chose not to. No, my mom chose not to. No, my mom. No, Mom, I don't really want Chuck E. Cheese. I don't think I like presents. Kyle's real birthday's on Thursday. Whoa!

That's two days in a row. It's like an earthquake. By the way, like the YouTube right now, if we get to 2,000 likes, Steven will release his prop of the day. It's actually a special parlay today. I released my prop of the day earlier, but I'm actually going boots on the ground tonight. I'm going to the Knicks game. I'm going to be second row.

Knicks, Cavs, and I have a special parlay. Why don't you get second row seats? The guy that I know, right? Or hit me up. On game time. Maybe. Yeah. Probably.

Yeah. Twitter DMs. Yeah. I was going to go to this game tonight, but then Jeff D'Lo pulled out, so we didn't get the DMs. Stephen's going with a stranger. True. Just a strange person?

Who DMed him. Why? So it was a guy who sent me a book. He sent me like a book of cards and a bunch of stuff looking for a job. Oh, maybe different. I followed him. Maybe different. And he started giving me picks, and they were terrible.

You mean maybe different. There's another guy that just offered you. We get a lot of DMs. Hey, Matt. You don't know who gave you the tickets? He goes by Jinx. Oh, okay. I don't know this person.

Jinx? No, Jinx. I know Jinx. I know Jinx. I love his edits. Jinx. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I know who. Yeah, seems like a good dude. You're getting my sloppy seconds. All right. Or tickets to the Knicks. Yeah, seems like a good dude. You're getting my sloppy seconds. All right. Or tickets to the Knicks. You know I'm happy for you. Hey, listen. If I don't fuck, my boy's got to fuck.

Yeah. Hell yeah. So you're going to fuck tonight. Yeah. Is he going to ask you to call him Jenks the whole time? I asked him what he preferred being called because I feel like it was. That's very awkward. Well, I didn't want.

No, because last time I didn't do that, you guys all ragged on me for calling Quentin Nelson cute. So I think this is a... Well, I mean... Your preferred nouns. Too familiar with him. So you're going with a complete stranger, just a date to Madison Square Garden. Where are you guys meeting?

It's Jenks. He's actually coming here. Oh, you're bringing Jenks into the building. I like five, yeah. Jenks or Jenks? Jenks. Okay. Bobby Jenks.

Depends on the day. Bobby Jenks. Bobby Jenks. Okay. Well, there was an E, though. Yeah, that's right. You're saying an A. No, Jenks. With an A. That's an E. Jenks is an I. Jenks is an I.

Jenks is an E. Jenks is definitely an I. Jenks is an I and an E. Jenks is an E. I'm saying Jenks. You're saying Jen I and an E. Oh, no. Jinx is an E. I'm saying Jinx. You're saying Jinx with an A. No, I'm not. With a what?

That'd be Jinx. Jinx. Jinx. I'm saying Jinx. Jinx, Jinx, Jinx. Yes. You say the E and the I. I was the best one.

Do it again. Jinx. A. Jinx. E. Jinx. I. Wouldn't it be more like Jinx?

Second two sounded the same Janks Janks Jinks Janks Jinks Jinks No that was three of the same thing

Yeah what are you doing? You said the same word three times I don't think I can separate the E and the I Janks Janks Janks Janks Jinks

Jinks How would you say thanks? Thanks Thanks You don't say thanks Thanks But there is no E Thanks

There's no E to be in the middle there. There's thanks and thinks, but there's no T-H-E-N-K-S to separate them. They don't need separation. Then and than. Or thin. We're comparing them. Then, than, thin. Yeah, it's the same exact thing.

Exact same thing. No, they're not similar. How are they not? E-A-I. Then, than, thin. Thanks with. How are they not? E-A-I. I don't know. Then, then, thin. Jenks with an A. That was an E.

It's with an E. Jenks with an A. That was an A. That was better. Jenks with an E. Jenks. Jenks with an I. I. Yeah.

Let's do this for the full hour. Spanx. Spanx. And Span full hour Spanx Spanx Spanx So Steven you're going on a blind date tonight I'm jealous I would like to sit in the second row at Madison Square Garden Do you have a conversation planned? I really mean as a Knicks fan

Big Sully Yeah I mean he seems like a nice guy His picks were so bad that I like You know You think that You think you're going to give him a job Steven? He's a Knicks fan, Big Sully. Yeah, I mean, he seems like a nice guy. His picks were so bad that I like, you know. Thanks, hit me up. You think you're going to give him a job, Steven? No, I never said that. It's implied.

It's just a thing as a free game. No, absolutely not. No, he's a guy that took a bunch of my picks. What happens if you guys, at the end of the night, like, all right, see ya, see ya. If you're getting close to a hug, do you think he'll try to kiss you? No. Unless he had a yak coin, that would be diabolical. That would be crazy.

One last thing. One last thing, buddy. I ran into a lot of coins this weekend. No one wanted to kiss. They all chickened out. Everyone said, I just want to take a picture with the coin. They said, I don't want to kiss, though. They all chickened out.

Where at? Texas. So a lot of people in Plano, Texas have yak coins? That was probably two people, but that's a lot. That is a lot. Plano, Texas is a lot, yeah. Dang. That's fucking nuts.

But nobody wants a kiss. Only a couple have wanted a kiss. Maybe it's me. Anybody handed out a kiss? No, dude. They just don't want a kiss. No, don't say that. You're kissable. You've kissed. They just don't want to kiss me. No, people a kiss? No, dude. They just don't want to kiss. No, don't say that. You're kissable.

You're kissed. They just don't want to kiss me. No, people want to kiss you, Seth. So wait. Oh, yeah. So like the stream. Like the video right now. If we get 2K, then Steve will release his data play.

Almost halfway there. Oh, nice. 2050 then. Boots on the ground plus 400. That's what your parlay is? Yeah. Wow. Going boots on the ground, huh? Yeah. What's the parlay is? Yeah Wow Going boots on the ground, huh?

Yeah What's the parlay? That'll never work We gotta wait I think it's gotta go up every day A hundred likes Yeah We forgot to say it yesterday

Maybe if it goes down Or maybe if the pick loses It goes down though But that punish the pick loses, it goes down, though. But that punishes us for Steven's incompetence. I think he has to give people money back if it loses. I like that, too. Steven Che, money back guarantee. Yeah.

Definitely doesn't fly legally. I'm saying if you personally did it. Be a bad boy for once. You giving out money is against the law. Remember when Duke tried to do that? Yeah. I fucking love Duke so much. We had a visors mortal lock parlay.

And it was like something like Kent State and Toledo. He screwed up. He put the wrong pick in. And some people bet it and lost. And he was like in his head he was going to just start Venmoing people and correct the wrong. Like thousands of people. He's like I can handle this.

He had all those rent checks from Assassin Owen that he wasn't cashing in. He got like a few in and he's just like I can't. This is too big of a problem. I don't have the money to pay everyone back. Do you take that for granted? Living with that man?

He's never there. Ever. Why? Ever. He goes home, I think. Then he goes back to Long Island. We tried to get out of our lease last week. What happened? I said no. What do you mean? Well, because there's more mice. A mouse got caught on the sticky trap, the glue trap.

It was horrifying. Screaming in the living room. And I had to, like, kill it. How did you do it? How did you do it? Threw it out the window. You threw a screaming mouse right out the window? I mean, what else was I...

The mouse was back in the trap. Either that or I could have just, like, thrown it in the trash. No way, it's still stuck on the glue trap. Did you throw the mouse and the trap out? The whole thing? You just threw it out the window? I put it in a paper bag. Guys, I told you this.

I got the electronic zapper. I had one mouse, and I killed it. I plugged it in, and it worked in five minutes. What do you do with it? You just set it down. Set it and forget it. We have, like, a hundred traps. Wait, so you try to get out, and they wouldn't let you out?

I think you could just leave and just stop paying rent. I don't know. I mean, so I texted and I emailed the landlord and I was like, we're pretty much strictly only able to hang out in our rooms because unless we want mice crawling around our feet the entire day. And I was like, the apartment is clean, which it is. There's no trash. And he was like, unfortunately, you can't get out of the lease uh we'll send

eduardo over to tear up the apartment and then at like 7 a.m they're just tearing the apartment up squad of people they're just ripping things out of like the like the moving the dishwasher around everything spraying shit yeah they said say let me know if there's any more mice it's like there's gonna be more mice because you didn't do anything. They tore up the apartment. Yeah. That probably made it easier for the mice to get around. Oh, they're going to come out of the walls and be like, this place sucks.

Yeah. There's nothing here. It's torn up. It sucks, though. We only have like two more months, three more months. Where are you about to move to? I want to stay in the same area. Yeah?

Yeah. Get your own place? Yeah. So you can just be with the mice by yourself? Yeah. Nice. That's the biggest game changer here. Because I had roommates for my first three apartments, and then finally I got my own studio.

It was a studio, like a mini fridge or whatever, but it was like, oh my God, why didn't I do this from the start? So much better. Yeah. They're a lot smaller than I would think. The apartments? What, studios? Oh, the mice? I was like, yeah, they're very small.

It's sad. Conversation there. I was just thinking about it because when you're standing over something like that and you have to kill it, it stays in the brain for a while. Is it haunting you? It was haunting me for a good day. Damn. It's probably a feral youth. Probably just like an orphan child that you killed.

Like, that's probably why it was so small. There's no other mice grieving his loss. Yeah, it was tiny and it was very funny. Well, I'm saying there are... Well, the whole orphanage. I think that the fact that he killed a child is probably why it's traumatic. Because you're killing little babies. You want to hear something dumb that I did?

It was under the furnace. And it was on the glue trap. And I wanted to get it out from under the furnace and I used my shoe like I used my foot and it stuck to my foot. Oh no. So now I have I had a mice just stuck to my foot. A mice again. A mouse. And then I had to pull it off.

I don't know. Whole thing. Put it in a paper bag. Oh that's so sad. Out the bathroom window. That's so fucked. There's really like the glue traps is like what else can you do. You can do what Jerry did and out the bathroom window. That's so fucked. There's really, like, the glue traps, it's like, what else can you do? You can do what Jerry did and throw them in a...

Superhuman. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy it was the glue trap, though. I was worried it was going to be, like, one of the wooden ones and it was still alive because that would have been horrifying. Yeah.

The way that I'm scared of mice, I feel like I must have had an ancestor that, like, died by a creepy crawly or some shit because every time I see one, it, like, makes me so unsettled for days after. Really? I just have something in the... Don't bother me. Mice and rats don't bother me. Rats, a little bit

mice, I think are pretty cute. Yeah. Cockroaches though? Rats are disgusting. Oh fuck no to cockroaches. My family members must have died by cockroach back in the day. Do you guys have mice in your apartments? No. I had rats. I had the one I never even saw it. Damn.

Not even when it was dead. You had rats? In my old apartment in Chicago, yeah, that was bad. Chicago has more rats than New York, right? Yeah, but they all stay in the alleys. We're dunking donuts, too. Where as in here, the rats are just like out. Everywhere.

Just living amongst us. Is that true? Yeah, I didn't think it would. Oh, you weren't here on Friday. KB had some wild, wild trivia for us. Oh, man. How many blind people in New York? 42, 420,000.

400,000. No way. New York State, right? Yeah. New York State. Oh, New York State. Still. Yeah, I think they're counting. A lot of,000. No way. New York State. New York State, right? Yeah. New York State. Oh, New York State. Still. Yeah, I think they're counting.

A lot of blinds. You know. Legally blind. You're not that blind. Yeah. Yeah. When I think of blind, I think like nothing. Being blind in New York makes no sense.

Makes no sense at all. I mean. Live somewhere cheaper. Yeah. True. The smells. Yeah, true. The smells. Yeah, the smells. Yeah, it's got to be crazy. It's got to be the most like...

The sounds. Imagine being a blind person that was all out in the country and then they come to New York and they get deluged by smells. Must be awesome. I think you would rather be in New York with everything so convenient. More convenient. Walk. Yeah.

You are right. You could just live in, like, Gary, Indiana. It's also the same amount of steps between every, like, stoplight, too. I bet you a smaller apartment's better for being blind. Yeah. There's a blind guy in this building. I took the elevator with him today. Let him know I was getting off.

He's going to fart. Two for leaving. I saw a blind guy today too at the doctor's office and he could not find the fucking doorknob. Oh no, did you help him? I don't know, he used to figure that shit out. It's true, teach a blind guy to find a doorknob. He'll be dependent on me.

He'll need me to fucking open every door for the rest of his life. It's a fact. He figured it out. Steven, were you playing Monopoly last night? No. So what is your favorite property for Monopoly and why? I got home last night

and Tommy wanted to play Monopoly and had the Monopoly board set up. Did you do this with him? Huh. Did you play him? What the fuck? What's going on? What is going on?

You didn't play him? What? What is happening? I played Candyland this morning and last night. Did you play Monopoly in Brandon's house? You played Candyland this morning? Yeah, my kid's just Candyland crazy right now. I don't think I've ever completed a game with Candyland.

All you have to do is pull cut. It takes less than a minute. I just put the board out and it's pleasing and I just move on with my life. You should play Monopoly on the show once. I don't think I've ever completed a game with Monopoly. What a bitch he is. I might not have ever completed a board. Monopoly is hard to finish.

I would. Play it right now. No, Monopoly is the worst game ever. It is depressing. I'm turning my nose up at that. But Candyland, that's one of the most sensorily pleasing shows. It looks cool.

It does. Just a happy board to look at. We should do Monopoly Friday or something. What about Mousetrap? That's building a Rube Goldberg. Monopoly today. Can we hostmates a Monopoly board? I. What about Mousetrap? That's building a Rube Goldberg. Oh, yeah. Monopoly today. Can we... We have a Monopoly board? We've made some Monopoly boards. I've got Gaming Day pending.

That could count for Gaming Day. I don't like Monopoly. Monopoly is so fun. Ending a game of Monopoly is so fun. I love it. Yes, it is. You get into it. It's fun.

Just take all your friends' money. I used to have the biggest fights with the neighborhood kids growing up playing that game. So I have accusations of stealing money. Oh, yeah. It'd have to be teams. You guys play with ones being a thousand up playing that game. Accusations of stealing money. Oh, yeah. It would have to be teams. You guys play with ones being a thousand? Oh.

House rules in Monopoly are always funny. I used to like playing Monopoly so much, I bought the game on Nintendo 64 and would play the computer a lot. That's insane. You know what also a fun way to play Monopoly is? You have a bag, a brown bag with all the pieces in it. And if you buy something, you get to pick out of the bag. So like you could buy the cheapest piece and end up with the boardwalk.

Damn, you've played Alt Rules Monopoly. I have. I've done Goofy Footed Monopoly. It's been fun. Do you buy the utilities if you land on them? Yeah, you got to. Yeah. Sometimes you strap yourpped for cash.

Railroads. If you get all four railroads, I think it's like $1,000 every time someone lands on it. My favorite. Damn. That's my move. Greens. The greens, right? The greens.

North Carolina, Pennsylvania. I think it's the dark blues are the most expensive ones. Virginia? Boardwalk. Boardwalk. Yeah, but it's hard to get. There's only two of them. Only two. Greens are the best. They're right before thewalk. Yeah, but it's hard to get. There's only two of them. Greens are the best.

They're right before the blues. Yeah, and they have three of them. What is it? North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and what else? I like the railroads. Reading. Railroads are the best. Are we talking about railroads?

No. Reading is one of the railroads. There's not North Carolina. You know. The greens. The greens are North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and there's one more. I know the purple's Baltic. It does get depressing at the end when you start selling all your properties.

Some of the avenues can't sell now. One of the avenues is not allowed. Which one? You know Purple is Baltic? The one with the O? That's funny. What color? The one with the O.

If we evolve into a game show, I would fuck with that. If we just all play games with each other instead of punishments. Baltic's the cheapest, right? Yeah. The very first ones. You just admitted, like, I know purple's Baltic. That's one of the first ones on the board. It might be the first space.

Pacific is the other green one. What are these alternative names? I don't know. Probably when they got woke. The Berenstain. Oh, it's when they got woke. Oh, no. There's British names of them?

Old Kent Road? Well, the USA ones are based on Atlantic City. I like Whitechapel Road a lot better than Boston. We have Monopoly here. We honestly might. You can play it online. We're going to be five minutes in, and you guys are going to realize it's boring. The online version is bad.

It is. I've never done it. It'll just softlock two hours into a game and not let anybody do anything, and then you just have to turn the game off. I don't think we're going to get two hours into it. The new Monopoly do anything and then you just have to turn the game off. The new monopolies have like a credit card that you don't have to worry about. Those have been around for a while. I've never actually used one of them.

But I always thought it would be easy or helpful. Mad Magazine came out with a monopoly that you had to lose all your money first. It was a lot of fun. We should make a Yak monopoly. I can say Oriental Avenue, right? Yeah.

You can. Not us. Why? Why can't you say it? Apparently it's one of those words. Yo, what the fuck, Seth? Can you say it, Seth? I think it was like a tongue twister.

I could say it. I think everyone could say it. I'm going to say it. I honestly don't think it's a bad word. Oriental Avenue. No, it's a bad word if you're calling a person that, but it's a place. It's orientation. There was just a movie that came out like the Orient Express.

Right. That was like in the last 12 months. Orient and Occident are two like who is integrating towards. When was that? Orient Express. Asian people. I feel like it was the last like 12, 18 months. I had some oriental

chicken. You can describe a chicken salad as that too, right? Or the region. It means eastern, right? It means like the

eastern hemisphere of the world. I don't think you can say it about people. You'd be like, look at those orientals.

I think you should be able to. So you're at five. We're saying it. Anyway, Stephen, you're allowed to say it anyway. Cool. I'm definitely going to start saying it a lot.

Yo. It's a beautiful word. It really is. It is. That would be a good name. It's always nice when you find a new slur. Wasn't that OJ's name? Oriental Simpson.

Would you say two K-likes? Oh, there we go. Let's go, Steven. All right. I'm dropping it on Trusted Data, and then I'll retweet it on Yak. We're in a thall. We just hit 2K likes. Oh, there we go. Let's go, Steven. All right. I'm dropping it on Trusted Data, and then I'll retweet it on Yak. Thank you, everyone, for listening. Are you going to tell us? Or are you just going to tell us? Oh, yeah.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. So the prop is Donovan Mitchell over 4.5 assists. Quinton Grimes over 1.5 made three-pointers. And RJ Barrett over 1.5 made three-pointers. All of these has happened in eight of their last ten games. Quinton Grimes over one and a half made three-pointers, and R.J. Barrett over one and a half made three-pointers. All these has happened in eight of their last ten games for both Knicks in their last ten home games. What's my – Plus 400.

Okay. Good, good. Like it a lot. Might be my only bet tonight. If it hits, you've got to give us a boo-yah. Oh, yeah. You've got to film a boo-yah and maybe even put it out online or at least send it to the group chat.

Doing jinx-jinx. Boo-yah. Yeah. All right. Tomorrow, 2,100 likes. Yep. Yeah. So I think me and Clemmer are going to maybe restart the Chris Clemmer Presents the Recrochables to Nuts Talking Ball, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker.

I think we're going to start from scratch. It's four episodes. All you have to do is talk about a movie. Not hard. Yeah, scrap them. Damn. So you're going to actually use the name? I don't know, but as of now, the name

is Chris Klemmer Presents the Recrochables Talking Ball, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker. We all agree that when they debut it, we're just going to be like, that was a joke. Why would you use that name? We all agree that, right? I love the name, personally.

Right. I'd like for you guys to remain on board with this. Yeah, yeah. No, we are. You're not, though. You're trying to lead a mutiny against it already. No, I'm not. I'm saying I'm on board. Let's do it.

You're saying you have plans to jump off board as soon as we debut it. The future, no one can plan it. You just said it out loud in front of everybody. No one can plan the future. Forget that. Forget you heard that. Yeah. When is it going to come out? I front of everyone. No one can play in the future. Forget that. Forget you heard that. Yeah. Wendy, when is it going to come out?

I don't know. It sucks that Kyle said silver screen pass. He should have waited until you guys made that an official name, your name official, and then he could have said that. That's a good ass name. It is. People did good visuals, too. At K Macca on Twitter did a good one of you guys peeking out from behind the jockstrap.

Oh, I didn't see it. Nice. In the YouTube thumbnail yesterday. I'm still excited about it, Brandon. I'm excited. You should be excited. Why are you not being excited? Alright, Brandon, I'll make a deal with you. I think I've still got Sass and I've still got Roan. Alright, Brandon, I'll make a deal with you.

I will be all in if you guys do the podcast in jockstraps. It could be under your pants. A jockstrap podcast yeah that sounds good honest to god it would be a smash hit yeah people would have to watch the youtube sheer morbid curiosity that's a ripped ass dude this guy's muscle what torso did they use for you ab that you're fucking johnny sins am i a Teletubbie? Jaundiced. Jockstraps? I guess I've never really... I don't think they're really useful.

Did you guys ever use them? Yeah, I went to baseball as a kid. I would wear them over baggy boxers. I was going to say. Which would make everything bunch up. I guess you're supposed to just wear it on your ass. Because it's like an assless chaps, right? It's just a little string that goes around the butt cheeks.

What does the back of one look like? Oh, that's good. I'm in on this one. Mark Teixeira, when we had Mark Teixeira on PMT, he said that he wore a jockstrap in ESPN Studios with a suit. Really? Did he make it look like he had a bigger dick? No, he just said he just did.

He just likes wearing them? Yeah. They're not soft. No, I mean, it's just, yeah. Well, a cup. I mean, you could have a cup. You're talking about a cup, I mean, it's just, yeah. Well, a cup. I mean, you could have a cup. You're talking about a cup, but a jockstrap. You put a cup into a jockstrap.

Jockstrap Fridays. Everybody usually wears a jockstrap. What if the cup's not in? What is a jockstrap? Look how hairy that one is. That's Clemmer. There's your incrustable. There's nothing worse as a kid when you forgot your cup for, like, baseball practice.

You guys wore cups at baseball? I never wore a cup I played infield I had to wear a cup for hockey Yeah But it wasn't a jockstrap It was like a full like thing that you'd have to wear I played first base and never wore a cup I played shortstop and a little catcher

I always wore a cup For a catcher of course Yeah but shortstop too You know when you're like Can't stop the ball? When you're 12 years old You can't you're like. Can't stop the ball? When you're 12 years old, you can't really trust your hands. Can't stop the ball? Yeah, I can stop the ball.

I trusted my hands all the way through. So I'm just more of an athlete. Did any of you know anybody who got dinged in the nuts? I did. You did yourself? Mm-hmm. But you still didn't wear a helmet. No.

Cup. I wore a helmet. Not bad. I was a fine ball player. You were. All player. Really. Show us a swing.

Really makes it sound like you played with Honus Wagner. Fine ball player. Me and Ty Cobb, we were barnstorming. Just a couple ball players. Fine ball player. Played Satchel Paige. Satchel Paige pitched 55 innings one Saturday. You and Josh Gibson could hit the ball 800 feet.

Struck out 92 batters that day. We were ballplayers back then. Speaking of ballplayers, did we ever make any progress on that Major League Whiffle? I really enjoy watching their Instagram videos. Yeah, I do too. They do a really good job. Speaking of ballplayers, do you guys – yeah, we should like – I think they're all set though now. They'll get heated. They do a good good job. Speaking of ballplayers, do you guys... Yeah, we should... I think they're all set, though.

They'll get heated. They do a good job. Yeah. You talking about MLW? No, when COVID happened, there was this wiffle ball league in Michigan. These kids ran. Yeah, I know.

MLW. Yeah. We had conversations with them back in the day. Really? Yeah. They just collabed with a another sports media company yeah yeah they are um they they run a good ship they got like all kinds of awards and stuff i love watching the sliders i know i like how you brought that up like we were talking about

it yesterday when it was from three years ago reminds You're a witch. Reminds me. I fucking love it. Should have bought it. If we do Monopoly Day, we got to dress up in tycoon outfits. Not everybody's going to end up a tycoon. Should somebody dress as a bum? No, I think you have to dress up like the piece you're using.

Yeah, like the pieces. What if you're a thimble? A little thimble? A woman. What's her name? Sally Page. She's your top hat. She usually wears a suit and tails.

She talks with the tails. The game was created by a woman. A wheelbarrow? What? No, that's not true. Monopoly was? No chance. No way.

Uh-uh. It's called Manopoly, not Womanopoly. Nice try, Kate. No way. Maybe she did the artwork or something like that. Yeah. Maybe she answered the phones. I can't come up with the concept.

Lizzie McGee. Nah. 1904. Lizzie, you made that name up. Nah. This is Monopoly? What the fuck? It was an originally-

I'm never playing this game again. What the hell is this? Wait, what's she wearing? She tried to make it a game where you're the landlord. What does it say? The first game where women make more than men. Oh, boy. Oh, he knows.

Yikes. That looks fun as fuck. Yeah. I just bought the glass ceiling. You just want to come over and play Mrs. Monopoly, the first game where women make more than men? I mean, Ms. Pac-Man dominated. It's true.

It's true. That was just a circle, and guys really got off to that. Yeah, she was hot. It made her sexy eventually. It did, yeah. In the cartoon, her arm was... Yeah, it was a sexy arm. She had a lot of attitude.

We were talking yesterday on the rundown about the M&Ms. Do you think M&M is just trolling everyone for a Super Bowl? Yeah, 100%. 100%, yes.

Sure do. So everyone's just got got? Yes. People are angry. Everyone gets got a lot. People are very angry about it. Or people are pretending to be angry

because it gets clicks. No one in real life is angry. I'm pretty sure there's some people that are very angry. Yeah, yeah. Just dump that shit on the floor. Francis is here. He needs the Yak fans' help, please. Yeah, hi guys. I'm sorry to cut in. So, you know,

we shot a great video with Tommy Walker, thanks to Brandon, for the United States of Kids, the show that I'm trying to put together. And I'm desperately trying to find more funny kids. And it's hard to solicit kids without seeming predatory. But with that said, we're going to go up to Boston on Thursday. So I'm really looking for a kid in either Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts,

either on Thursday or Friday. We'll come to you. I don't think that's really on the way. I guess if there's a Vermont kid, yeah, we would try to get there. Because it could tick it off the list because you're trying to hit them all. All the states.

Cosby do a show like this? He did. Kids say the darndest things. Those kids were, like, really young. Yeah. And I like, you know, 5 to 11 is sort of my range. Got it. I think a big thing for you to point out during this casting call

is that you're going to make these kids look good and funny. I think that that's, like, your goal of the edit, that you're going to, like, these kids are going to... It's not creepy that's like your goal of the edit, that you're going to like these kids. It's not creepy. Just say that too. Yeah. Maybe in the tweet be like, parentheses, not creepy.

And if you're on the fence, watch the previous video. Right. Tommy Alford Francis. Oh, yes. Great. Exactly what we want. If you have a kid or you know someone that has a kid.

Or you could get a kid. Yeah. Just shoot me. Do you take that? Absolutely. Do you take a taken kid? Find a kid. Yeah. could get a kid. Did you take that? Absolutely. Did you take a taken kid? Find a kid. Yes.

That opens it up. Just shoot me a DM or even an email. You can shoot me an email, Francis at BarstoolSports.com or just DM me on my Instagram. Gig for children. Yeah, he is. Please help, please help anyone who can help. I know that there are Yak fans that have children listeners.

We've met them. That's this week. It's two days from now. We'll come to you if you're in Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, let's say Vermont, maybe even New Hampshire. Anyone in any state should reach out with hopes of future dates. Indeed. Just try to get kids on the border. That would be cool.

Yeah. I know. Right on the border. We had a kid submit who this teacher submitted one of her students who had just come over from El Salvador. He's hysterical, but the parents wouldn't give consent. Want to rough him up? I don't think that matters these days. Yeah.

Let's beat up some immigrants yeah let's rough em up alright Francis thank you everyone please email Francis at barstoolsports.com if you have a child if you have a funny kid a funny ass kid I think that Brandon you were pretty happy with how that came out

I was yeah I think that's important when you're trying to solicit parents to do something also everything that I asked to come out came out I was, yeah. Yeah. I think that's important when you're trying to solicit parents to do something. I was trying to trust you. Also, everything that I asked to come out came out. So there was nothing. So, yeah, you'll have an edit of it, too, which is important to say as well. It's a very funny series.

All the slurs came out. It's genius, too, because I assume he has to go to Hawaii. Yeah. It's like rediscovering America. Smart, yeah. Neighborhood eats. We had a meeting yesterday We may have pulled off the biggest of all boondoggles

Rediscovering South America? Oh yeah The Virgin Islands? We're gonna get Rediscovering Europe? Oh my god There's a meeting we had That will be had

Holy fuck But it's not gonna be good content meeting we had that will be had. Holy fuck. But it's going to be good content because we're not going to be miserable. Yeah. Rediscovering luxury resorts. Rediscovering the four seasons. Great idea. Holy fuck.

You guys should just be Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Robin Leach. Yeah, pretty much. And we're rediscovering things we've never discovered in our life. Discovering America? Yeah. I got a question. Yeah, man.

What all are we doing in Arizona? So we're going to do an hour-long yak. Okay. That's it. KB, Donnie, and Nick are going to. Oh, it's not going to be anything crazy. We're not doing the live show. Dave's doing a radio show.

I think me, Kevin, and Dave every day from the bar. So the yak will be just a regular one-hour show. I got listed as backup talent on your daily show. I'm not going. I'm a backup. Sass and Kate are not going. I'm sorry, Brandon. So that is, I've already talked about them.

The rest of you guys are doing either Dozen or Golf. So basically we're like, all right, half the act is already going for Dozen or Golf. We're not going to make Sass and Kate do a show here all week, so we're going to do an hour show. It's going to be strictly an hour. People would love that, though. People would eat that up, just to make Sass and Kate do a show here all week, so we're going to do an hour show. It's going to be strictly an hour. People would love that, though. People would eat that up, just me and Sass.

Yeah, it's going to be good. The house has crazy amounts of, it has a basketball court. It has, I think, a pool. A pool. It has like a nine-hole mini golf. There's a debate hall. Shuffleboard. It has like an outdoor bowling. What kind of house is this? Big-hole mini golf. There's a debate hall. Shuffleboard has bowling, like outdoor bowling.

What kind of house is this? Big-ass debate hall. I believe the name of the listing is Multi-Million Dollar Sports Oasis. So we'll do some creative stuff at the house. So Super Bowl week will be yak regular time for an hour every day and then a live radio show from the Barstool Bar from 5 to 7. Mountain Time. Mountain Time.

So late night. Late night. And then we also have Mini Golf, which will be live on Wednesday. Nick, you're calling that, right? Yeah, live. Live. And then Thursday night will be The Dozen, which I think is also live. Yes, that's right.

Me and Kyle are doing the halftime show of The Dozen with Kirk. Oh, nice. And we will also be streaming the Super Bowl from the Arizona bar, Barstool Arizona bar, Scottsdale. What's the halftime show? Me, Nick, Kirk. What's the show, though? What are you guys doing?

Are you guys doing a performance? I think we're just talking. Is it a tournament? Yes, yes. It is? Yeah, so I think there's just going to talk. Yeah, fill the air. I think we're just talking. Is it a tournament? Oh, yes, yes. It is? Yeah, so I think there's something else going on. There's two halftimes. Yeah.

Got it. There's us against you, and then the other one, and then the winners play. That doesn't sound like a half. So we'll play day one. It'll be fine if you guys won. Yeah, I don't really know what I can do. But you're competitive. Oh, no.

Don't do that. You guys take it. Oh, you take it. You're not going to try. No, you're competitive. No, no, no. Don't do that. No, you guys take it. Oh, you take it. You act like you're not going to try. No, no, you take it. Yeah, okay. You and Rowan both get competitive. No, we've never gotten competitive.

Are you going to count it if you win the tournament MVP if the Frankettes weren't in the tournament? Yes, very much. Oh, you guys aren't in it? No. Why? I don't know. We've done every single one.

We've done every single live one. And then I'm trying to think what else. I think that's it. Oh, Mincy has a halftime show. We don't know for the Super Bowl. Where? Where? Scottsdale.

Like, where is it going to be shown? On the stream. Oh, okay. Yeah. I might try to go to the game with Rowan if the Eagles make it. That would be awesome. That would be elite content. 22-1, kid.

That's what I'm saying, bro. Would you guys be able to go? Be able to get in? Yeah, I'd just buy a ticket. Wait, Big Cat, would you do that? What? Are you allowed? Yeah, no, I think that's just Dave.

Okay, okay. I think Dave can't go to the Super Bowl, but we can't go to anything else. I don't know how. Radio Row and stuff. But they're not going to prohibit us. That would be crazy. We don't do funny business like that. Stop trying to put negativity in there.

No, I'm not. I feel like they might put you in the same category as Dave. I don't know. I'm just thinking. I don't know. I'm just thinking. I don't know. If I go, I might just put more money on the Eagles and do the opposite of a hedge. I've been sending you to Philly for man on the street, dude.

Oh, he said that you got this. Not KB, but just you. You're done. You're retired? Yeah. We're back in the man on the street game. You crushing man on the street. I'm not. Dana crushing man on the street. Fucking Jerry crushing man on the street game You crushing man on the street Dana crushing man on the street

Jerry crushing man on the street Bob Fox crushing man on the street And Glennie crushing man on the street Jerry did one recently? When the transit was backed up Dude I love it, those are the best Danny Jackal The man on the street maven

I'm gonna hang him up No, why? Blattman was just like the people want Roan back Jackal, the man on the street maven. I'm going to hang him up. No. Why? Blattman was just like, the people want Roan back. So I was like, I get it. I get it. Handed in my microphone.

All right, you go to the Super Bowl instead of me, brother. All right, dude. It's the least you could do. And that would be fucking sick. Don't you want to be in another episode of Always Sunny? I did. I used to pray for times like that. Yeah.

But they need a new song this year. They need a new Philly artist song. Is Wonton Don in the office today? I don't know. He just dropped yesterday on all of us that he was one of the ghost pirates in the female Ghostbusters movie. What? He was an extra. Oh, yeah, I knew that. I didn't know that.

Wait, what? Yeah. He just said it casually. Say that again. It's like extras actually make a decent amount of money. I was a ghost pirate in Ghostbusters.

When was that? We've been on the road together for a cumulative of half a year. It'd be the first thing I'd tell people. Also, are you guys not going to talk about the cube? Oh, we got the giant

Tungsten cube. Austin bought it. Yeah, I mean. Well, get it. It would take a lot to bring it in here. It was fascinating. The fellas just gathered around the cube yesterday. Yeah.

The gravity of the cube was insane. It pulled us in. It was like a sci-fi. It was a true guy. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

You just know I can't carry it this far. You got it. Brandon, do the high noon ad while he goes and gets it. I'm going to do the high noon ad. I'll tell you about high noon, which is... Sorry. Go ahead, Kate. I want to see the Tungsten Cube pop a beach ball.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Oh, no, we got to put it in the beach ball so someone tries to pick it. Oh, yeah. There's a great video of science YouTuber William Osmond dropping the same cube onto a bunch of stuff. And he put a pool full of sand underneath it or else it would smash through the floor probably.

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Production department email. Okay. The coronation. Golden Globes. Hell yes. How many awards have we won? If we knew that there was award metrics, I feel like we might even push ourselves. I think every week they recognize one ad read as good

and probably a bunch as bad. Oh, we should sweep. Have we ever won a bad award? Oh, here comes the cube. Cube's here. This cube is a content machine. I did a clean million on TikTok just off cube content. You really?

Just off being like, this is a cube. Jesus Christ. So I held it yesterday and afterwards my hands felt super cold for like 10 minutes after. And someone tweeted me and said that the burning point, the melting point for that is much higher than any other metal on earth. So that it is cold. It sucks the heat out of you. It literally is a cube that sucks the heat, so that's why my hands are cold. To make a pillow out of it.

They should, tungsten pillows. This is Austin, so Austin paid a stupid amount of money for this. Whoa, this is cool, these videos. Oh, yeah. This is the 50-pound cube that they're doing the videos with? Yeah. The same one that you guys own? That's right.

All right. Shout out future sponsor of Anus, Midwest Tungsten Supply. How do you make that? I want to get the okay from Austin. Why wouldn't we? I put bags of sand underneath it. He's recording BFFs right now.

I put sand under it. You're going to have to pay him back. Wasn't it like $4,000? You can't break. Does Tungsten have a kryptonite? There's one denser metal, but it's not natural. It's $15,000. I heard that there are nine denser metals.

Really? This is the densest one that you can buy recreationally. I feel it. Can I hold it? You know what? Oh, yeah. Wait, where are people finding it? Is there a Tungsten mine?

Yeah, I think it's naturally occurring. Like where? I think it's Scandinavian. Tungsten is like heavy stone. Imagine being the first one to discover it and inviting your boys over to hold it. Oh, shit, that's awesome. Whoa.

Yeah. Why are you moving my shit around? I want to see the factory where they make it. I want to see them make it. How do you make it? I think they just mine it clean like that. I think shipping was like $700. Really?

That's fucking crazy. So what do you do with- You did not expect it to be that heavy. What do you do with a $4,000 block of- It's a precious metal. It appreciates. It's like buying gold. That's the safest your money could be.

You put it in the backyard. Bury that thing. But why would anybody want it? Dude, why would anyone want a fucking autograph from old Billy P. Bruth or something? Why would anyone want those lame-ass shoes that you're wearing? I need shoes on my feet.

They serve a purpose. Did you wish they were worth $4,500? They serve a purpose. This you wish they were worth $4,500? They serve a purpose. This completely changes your perspective on density. Gibby, are you going to smash it or what? I'm going to smash it? I never signed up for that. I want someone to kick it.

Who's going to kick it? I think we could put it out in the lobby. We could just ask people to pick it up and bring it to us. Maybe if you put that in Central Park, it would make the news. Wasn't there a cube in Central Park last summer? Yeah. A tungsten cube? I'm pretty sure it was a cryptocurrency ad.

Oh, yeah. That's right. What the hell is this? People surrounding it and taking pictures. Do you feel how cold it is, Brandon? It's not that cold right now. Oh. Do you feel how powerful it is, though?

It is powerful, without doubt. The vibration is crazy. It made me believe in gems. Is this shit like the Avengers? Has anyone been able to pick it up with one hand? It's always the only man. You did it, Brandon? No, I haven't.

It'd be good, easy. I can't sitting. Come on, bro. You can't easy. Come on. I got weak hands, right? My hands are 2-7. No, you got it off.

Come on, KB. Get in there, bro. It's not a strength game. It's a hand size game. Yeah. Come on. Watch your toes, everyone. Oh, man.

It's hard. I think it's going to break that thing. KB, come on, bro. Come on, KB. I think it's going to break that thing. No. KB, come on, bro. Come on, KB. I already tried like 20 times. You going to try, Ron? It's sliding.

Maybe put it on the ground and see if you can lift it from there other than that thing. It's not even moving. We could just get a cube. Maybe I'll buy a cube. You can't even get it with two hands. Get a cube and I'll... It's very heavy. It looks like you're miming it. Is it 50 pounds?

Yeah. That just shook the whole place. We should just get a cube and... That's more than 50 pounds. No, it's just so small and dense. We should just get a cube and super glue it to a desk. Yeah. It's the heaviest thing ever.

Yeah, we should. Oh, yeah, there's the unboxing. Fasoli! Oh, wait, but did he pick it up? He didn't pick it up like that. Oh. You can pick it up with two and then transfer it to one. Yeah, I could do that.

That's your little tungsten cube? Yeah. Yeah, he had to one-up me like that. Not the most dense metal in the world. I think Austin used Dave's credit card. Yeah, he had to one-up me like that. Not the most dense metal in the world. Do you think Austin used Dave's credit card? Yeah, probably. So Dave actually owns that. He owns everything in here.

I was walking down Canal Street, and the dude had a big fucking setup of watches, and there was a whole section of brick watches. I couldn't fucking believe it already, dude. I don't know, but he was selling them for $20. Okay. $60,000 got appraised. By Chris Long. By Kyle Long, yeah.

Kyle Long, rather. Jesus Christ. Huge. Want to pick it up with one hand? Sass has been in the gym. Nothing to grab onto. On Sass. It's one of the cooler items you could buy.

I don't know why you were hating on that. I'm not hating on it. What could you get for $4,000? Above ground pool? Yeah. Alex! Alex! Alex!

Alex! She's pretending. Do you want me to get her? Yeah. Okay. Probably like a pretty good ATV. Yeah, that would be awesome. Probably a decently good ATV.

Yeah, that would be better. How is day two after disrupting the entire internet gone? Yeah. I thought it was going to be over today, but it wasn't. The haters are sick. The haters can't get over it. Well, no. People with normal brains are sick. They're not haters. The haters are sick. The haters can't get over it. Well, no. People with normal brains are sick.

They're not haters. I call them haters. I'm team. The clip was different than the actual trip. Right. Right? That part we know maybe. You were out of context.

Yeah, that's right. We said that yesterday. The clip's bad. I would hate me for that. How many guys were on the trip? Five. And so Graham was one of the five? Yes.

So at least three of them hate you. Yes. No, they're like my friends, but yes. Oh, no. No, I do wonder that. Yeah. You shouldn't wonder it. It's fact.

As cool as I thought I was with them, do they actually fucking hate me and did not want me to go? Yeah. Totally fair. I don't know if they hate you. They did not want you to go. They didn't want me to go. I didn't catch that.

Did you hear any of them fart the entire time? Yeah. Word farts. They farted in front of you. Yeah. But I't want me to go. I didn't catch that. Did you hear any of them fart the entire time? Yeah. They farted in front of you. Yeah. But I've known them for so long. How'd you not catch that? I think it happened so fast. Okay, one girl did back out the Monday before and it just was like,

I'm just still going. Did it become a guy's trip or was it always a guy's trip? No, all the girls were invited. And by that I mean three of us total because that's like who has significant others right one immediately couldn't go one could go so i was like all right we'll both go and then that monday she couldn't go anymore so then i was like i then backed out on wednesday and then graham was like no still go like just come on you backed out and he made you get back in he didn't make me but he was like it's my birthday like you know the guys come on so i just went just went. I think Graham had fun. He probably had fun.

He had fun. Graham probably had fun because he got to hang out with his guys and have sex. Yeah. He had fun. The other guys, though. Yeah. That's the part where I've come around to is like, Graham, I'm like, you would tell me if you didn't want me to go.

But I didn't think about the, like, maybe that was annoying for the other guys. I never thought about that part. And I do feel bad about that. Sure. And I'm feel bad about that. And I'm happy the internet taught me that lesson. It's clicks, right? Clicks. Interactions.

No, it's good. And it was good. You know, I still toy with it because I had fun. But then I'm like, fuck, did they really not? Like, did I? Damn it. We got to get Jordan a boyfriend, too. Oh, there's a group text of those guys.

She's projecting a lot. She is. She's like, why would you ever want to be with a man? Because then they just make you in the kitchen all day. Like, what? You had dinner with Roan and his wife, right? Yes. Were they arguing the whole fucking time at each other's throats?

Jordan put on blast. What? She had a TikTok that she deleted. You didn't see her TikTok? Where she was like, I went out to dinner with some other couples. And you have to wonder, do people like each other? Do other couples actually like each other? But it's gone now. What?

But she said it wasn't about anybody at the dinner. What? But I feel like you were at the dinner with yours. I was at the dinner. You could have taken it personally. What was that fish, though? That fish was great. What was it like?

A maple glaze? Where's the TikTok? It's gone now. It was like a maple glaze. Where's the TikTok? It's gone now. It's gone now. What did it say? It was like... Damn. I don't remember verbatim what it said.

I didn't sit by Graham at that dinner. Oh, no. I was sitting with Graham. You did sit by him, and you... Yeah, man. Shit. What? The TikTok was about what?

It was just about how she's happy to be single. Aw. Yeah. Man. And how she said, when you look at other couples, you don't know if they're actually happy with each other. Oh, no. That wasn't about us, Ron.

I'm sure. No. Probably not. Yeah, fuck that. What are the chances? Slim to none. Actually, one out of three, I think, are the literal chances. Yes.

But what kind of fish was it? Cod. It was miso glazed cod. It was miso glazed. Yeah, it was cod. It was so nice. It was incredible cod. The chicken of the sea.

Cod's the chicken of the sea? Tuna was the chicken of the sea. Tuna's the chicken of the sea. Cod is nice. Cod is the chicken of the sea. Cod is very common. Cod was my favorite thing I had. Cod was very common.

I thought the steak was good, but the cod was fucking... The cod wouldn't be good without the... Yeah, it was family style. Cod wasn't good without the miso glaze. Yeah. Why? This whole thing that we're talking about. Is this the most cod has ever been said on the show?

No. Cod. No. What do you want to talk about, Tess? I don't know. I want to hear more about this little dinner that you guys had. Cod? Yeah, steak, cod, family style.

It does sound like you hate it. It sounds like you're jealous that you weren't at the family style dinner. I am. I want steak and cod. I hate family style. Why? We went to a family style restaurant and I just ordered something for myself. Yeah.

Why? Oh, what the fuck? What's wrong with family style? You get a little of everything. I don't want everything. You could get a little of everything. You could try everything. I don't want everything. You could get a little of everything. You could try everything. I don't want to try everything.

I want the thing I want. Crab dick was good, too. Oh, Jesus. All this sounds good. And you wouldn't have probably ordered most of it. Where'd you guys go? We got to try a lot because it was family style. I think you'd like it, Nick.

No, thanks. Not doing it. Family style. All right, well, Alex, good job. Breaking the internet. Yeah. I don't know if it was intentional what's no i like that when you guys do that every like couple months where you

say something and it's just outrageous and then it goes out there and it's like what just a really absurd take on a guy's trip it's never the one like we i thought nothing of that clip yeah i think that's the problem it is the problem i just learned that on kfc radio that was the problem yeah that's exactly right. Anyway, redeem yourself. Hit us with a Ricky Bobby quote. Oh, shit. No, somebody did.

I don't know, but somebody did tell it to me. What? Are you going to the NASCAR event? When is that? February 18th. Who's going? It's all guys. What the fuck?

I said that in the group text today. What the fuck? They said t-shirt sizes, and I said, you guys are all guys. But then Joey said I'm undecided on my gender, so maybe I'm safe. That's good. All right. All right. It might be all right.

You're crashing into the guys trip. You're crashing into the guys trip. Yeah, me and the guys. Oh, man. I know. But it's a work trip, not a guys trip. Yeah. Right?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. I'm still the same thing, but yeah. Goodbye, guys. All right. See you, Alex. I'm on a guys trip. Yeah, Kate is.. I still love the same thing, but yeah. Goodbye, guys. All right. See you, Alex. You're on a guy's trip. Yeah, Kate is.

Yeah. That's awkward, Kate. Yeah. I didn't even think about that until right now that you're a woman. I started thinking about it this week after those clips came out. Probably. What's up, Rudy? Mustache.

I was told to come in here for the tungsten. Oh, yeah. You can pick it up with with one hand I got it a little bit yesterday I don't know if I'll be able to do it again Pick it up Let's try it Give it a go You were told or you wanted to flex? Yeah

I was told I could Oh that's two hands Someone told me I had to come in here and show my surreal strength Why did you move? Hopefully my big cock doesn't pop out of my pants It always happens. Come on, Rudy. Come on, brother.

Oh! That's impressive. You have all the power in the world. Jesus, Rudy. Oh. All right, now drop it on the balloon. Is that what I was hearing all day yesterday? You trying to pick it up and it was falling on the table?

That was impressive. Oh, no. I got it pretty high. What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Brandon, now you do it like he just did. I'll put it on the balloon. No, no. That was pretty high. What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Brandon, now you do it. Like, he just did it. I'll put it on the balloon.

No, no, no. The ball. Why are you afraid of this, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch your toes. Watch your toes. Oh, my God. Oh, that was awesome.

And it landed on the sand. It was perfect. It broke the sand. It broke the sand. But that muffled it, though. It broke the sand. I mean, the sand is that muffled it, though. It broke the sand. I mean, the sand is just a whole dump. That was thrilling.

Well, thanks, guys. I got what I wanted to do. Yeah. Nobody text him. Strongest man in the world. Damn. Holy shit. Now there's going to be sand everywhere.

Sass, you need the tungsten cube next time you catch a mouse on your... Yeah. Oh, yeah. It would explode. Did the delivery guy say anything? He was probably very confused. Just out of breath. Yeah.

A tiny little box. Even a small-ass box. I wonder what the fuck he thought it was. I mean, there's literally nothing else you could get in that small of a box that would be that heavy. No. It rocks. What a metal that would be that heavy. No. It rocks. What a metal. What a dense metal.

What a dense metal. Nixon is so metal. Brandon, you want to do the other ad read? I did the first one. Why do I do all the ad reads? Because you're good at it. You get awards. This is why you're back uptown.

I like your voice. You're our pitch man. Come on, Brandon. I like what you're looking at. I'd love to. Hold on. And I would like to talk about Manscaped. Come on.

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Can we keep this ball up for everyone to touch at least once? Yeah. Did you know if tungsten's turned into a powder, it can spontaneously combust? What? Spontaneously ignite. One. You didn't start it right.

Only feet. Only feet. Only feet? Only feet? Let's get a goal number. Everybody. We're never going to get a goal number. Everybody. Everybody. Four. We're never going to get this. All right.

Okay, everyone. Okay. Do we have to stay in our seats? Yeah. Oh. What? What, Brandon? You guys got to stop hitting it so hard.

I'm so used to handling tungsten. Turn it over there. How many people was that? Four? It was four. It was tungsten. Start over there. How many people was that, four? It was four. It was, yeah. Oh, sorry. That sucks. I was kicking it too high.

One person should get to stand. Zass? Yes, we need somebody in the middle. Right. All right, Brandon, you stand. There we go. One, two, three. We got this.

We got this. We got this. We got this. Where's the tungsten cube? This is one of those moments I want to shout out to podcast listeners. Sorry. Kicking a ball around. Just imagine that.

Oh, they got it. It's still in the air. It's still in the air, though. Oh, you can't use your hand. We're playing a soccer ball. Here we go. Okay. Back to Roan.

Header. Big cat. You can use your head as well, I think. KB to Roan. Oh, big. Brandon, you're not really doing your part at all. He's standing a mile away, though. Big cat to KB to Roan.

On to the floor. KB starting off. It's a beef ball. starting off. Light kicks. Light kicks. Sass starting things off. I don't think we plan where we're kicking. We just keep it up until... There goes Sass, Terone.

You and I gotta talk. You and I gotta talk. You and I gotta talk, KB. Okay, starting at Sass again. Sass. Nobody. That's on me. Sass to Sass to Roan to Brandon.

Brandon kicks it right into the ground. Sass. Sass. Roan. KB. KB. Roan. Brandon.

KB. Roan. Nick. Nick. Brandon. Brandon. Big cat. BigB. Roan. Brandon. I got it. KB. Roan. Nick. Nick. Brandon. Big Cat. Get the cake. No. Why didn't you turn around?

You had it. All right, start it with Sass again. Okay. Let's give this guy a chance to start. All right, all right, all right. Okay. Me to Nick to Big Cat. That's on me, that's on me, that's on me, that's me. Okay. Drop taking Nick to Big Cat. That's on me.

That's on me. That's me. Okay. Drop taking accountability, Nicky. Regrouping. Me to Nick to Big Cat. Oh, shit. To the ground.

I'm going to move this. Yeah. Oh, oh. A little hard. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, delicate hit by KB and Nick. Oh, man. You're coming towards me. I'm the bad middle guy. You're the bad middle guy. Mm- Nick. I'm the bad middle guy.

You're the bad middle guy. You're the middle guy. For sure. All right, Big Cat stepping up. Watch out for cube. Yeah, watch out for the tungsten cube. Oh, high energy from Big Cat. KB keeps it alive.

All right. Good middle guy. Uh-oh. That's three. That's three. That's all three. That's all three. Just get it back to the middle.

Huh? Huh? Yep. Did it touch your foot, Kyle? Get back to me. Get back to me. He's so hard. You're trying to get it to me.

All right. Okay. Okay. One. All right. All right. Come on. Good.

Yes. Oh! Yes! There we go. Did it. It was a lot easier than I expected. What now? That's so easy.

That's such an easy task. It just proves how bad of a middle guy Brandon was. Yeah, Brandon was terrible. They were not giving me a good seven. Brandon, you were kicking it at people. I was trying. I was trying the best I could. You were going towards.

I was trying the best I could. I had a beautiful touch. I'll say suck my dick, Sass. Should we put the tungsten cube in a bag and have somebody come take the bag? Suck my dick right about the bottom. The box right there, yeah. There's like a black bag. Tech room's pissed about the sandbag.

Oh, no. Oh, no. That was Rowan's decision. Well, a little tape will fix that. TJ, can you send them my apologies? Tell them to go fuck themselves? Through the space-time continuum, if we actually got that fucking country. I don't know if they would have been mad about that.

They can come up to me and take it up with me. Got it? Yes, sir. No, actually, that is kind of fucked up that we did that. Sorry, tech team. I love the tech guys. Oh, again, we work very hard. We just that is kind of fucked up that we did that. Sorry, tech team. I love the tech guys. Oh, again, we work very hard. Can we just put a piece of tape on that?

Yeah. Yeah, no problem. It's not... It's a sandbag. Put the tungsten on top of it. Put the tungsten in the bag. Oh, yeah. Then that monitor's not going anywhere.

Never. Take it out of my fucking paycheck. How's that sound? Shout out to tech team. Dude, that sound? Shout out to the tech team Dude that sandbag is $200,000 No Should we spin the wheel? I want to

Imagine like filling a tiny suitcase With like 10 of those Yeah Take it to the airport And then you weigh it And then be like What? What?

I mean that right there is Considered oversized luggage Wouldn't that just be a prank? What? I mean, that right there is considered oversized luggage. Wouldn't that just be a prank on yourself? I know. Like $600. With your carry-on. I think it's a little bit heavy. To be able to bring it on.

It's fine. What falls faster if you drop it? That or 50 pounds of feathers? That. I'm going to say that. You think so? Yeah. Doesn't it fall at the same speed?

I think that's right. No, not this. This defies all logic. Because there was that space program where they were going to drop telephone pole-sized tungsten from space in an atomic blast. You could kill someone dropping it from like ten feet. I think from like four feet. Yeah, if you held it six inches above someone's head

I think you might get hurt. Yeah, I think you might get hurt. Oh my god. Somebody just lay on the ground and let's just have it on you. Just on your stomach? Yeah. Alright.

Okay, I will too. Oh. It's gonna feel weird. Yeah. You might fuck up your system. Where do you want it? Sternum or tummy? This could be the new workout.

Like a new workout trend. Oh my God. I don't know if I feel comfortable. I'll help you with that. How do you feel? It might just rip through his skin and go straight through him. You trying? How do you feel? It might just rip through his skin and go straight through him. Just go straight to the ground.

Look at Rowan doing a sit-up with it. It's impressive. Yeah, I was afraid of smashing my fingers yesterday. It was terrifying to set it back down. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's a bit away from the... Should have had this for the fart day.

Oh, yeah. Nice. Isn't it really nice to get some tungsten on your belly? We should start charging $1,000 for an hour massage of tungsten getting rubbed on your belly. Whoa, don't do it. Oh my God. That would be the worst suicide ever. Oh my God.

That would be so graphic. No, but think about the views. Wash my brains? That's my tungsten. It would be a hell of a way to go. Oh, you have to do it yourself. Add it to my wheel. Open casket just with half a block of tungsten in your face.

Fuck. Think that would kill you if you dropped it from where I was holding it? Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Undoubtedly. With the point, maybe.

The spike would go through your brain. Even the weight of it. Ah! Push it in on his nose. That was really... Let's put it in the ceiling. Yeah. Yeah, can we dangle it from...

Above one of them. How are we getting it up there? Let's put it in the fish tank. That's what those guys who cheat in the fishing tournament should use. Yeah. Little slivers of tungsten. Fuck those guys. cheat in the fishing tournament should use. Little slivers of tungsten. Fuck those guys. Good people.

They stole hundreds of thousands of dollars over a course of many months. That's your job description. They're endangering these precious fish. And they endangered those fish. That's awesome.

They were already dead. They were not dead. You release them. Precious walleye. Oh, because they weren't big enough? Oh, you release them. Tournaments don't keep the fish. Well, those ones definitely died. They were holding up the fish. They were ripping them open and pulling weights out of them.

The tournaments... Those fish were dead as fuck. Tournaments, you weigh the fish and you put the fish. They were ripping them open and pulling weights out of them. The tournaments... Those fish were dead as fuck. The tournaments, you weigh the fish and you put the fish back. They were dead. They were in cartons. Those, yes, but tournament fish do not get kept. Well, those fish were dead. We got that.

So they weren't endangering any fish. They were already dead. They killed them, Sass. Everyone did. That's why they were weighing them. No, they don't. Those fish... They were already dead. They killed them, Sass. Everyone did. That's why they were weighing them. No, they don't. Those fish. They take them out.

They put them in the tank. There's tanks in the boat. Yeah. There's tanks in the boat, and then they have a mass release after the tournament. Who's your favorite pro fisher? Weren't they weighing them? Hank Parker. I like Skeet Reese.

They weigh them. They were in crates. I'm confused. They're not in crates. They're never in crates. Watch the video. They're in crates. Dead ones.. They're not in crates. They're never in crates. Watch the video. They're in crates. Dead ones.

Yeah, so not all of them die. I don't think those fish were in crates. They were in crates. Keep them in live wells. Then they transfer them to coolers with water. Then they get them back in the live well, and they release them back in the water. That's how you do tournament fishing. All right.

I mean, in this video, they were in crates. I don't think they were in crates. I watched the video. I'm positive they were in crates. Dead don't think they were in crates. Watch the video. I'm positive they were in crates. Dead ones. What stance are you taking, Brandon? The tournament fish are not killed. I believe you.

Are you against killing them? I'm very much against it. You have a better moral compass than Jesus. Yeah. His reasons for killing fish were to feed many people. These are not feeding fish. These are sport fish. I believe you, but they were to feed many people. These are not feeding fish. These are sport fish. I believe you, but they were definitely in crates.

Do you think that Jesus multiplied alive fish and then killed them, or do you think he was multiplying already dead fish? He was multiplying already dead fish. I don't think you can multiply dead things. How could you multiply? You can multiply live things, can't you? Well, that's cloning. Yeah, cloning.

Probably this should prove that that's something that can happen. Whatever you think, brother. Where are the crates? I don't see. Are they only killing it because they know there's weights in it? They're putting the weights

in crates afterwards. How are they getting... They're feeding the fish weights when it's alive? Stuffing it down their mouth. That's got to kill them. It does, I think. So is that what raised suspicion? Was they went to get

the live fish out and they're like, this live fish is choking on something. I don't know. Grant Cardona sent me about 100 emails in the last two days. Are you 10X now? Trying to get me into the 10X conference. Seems a little desperate. What happened to Dave in 10X now? Trying to get me into the 10X conference. Seems a little desperate.

What happened to Dave in 10X? Did that just go by the wayside? Yeah, I think he... So we should do the 10X conference, though, because I feel like we're kind of like a wing of their thing. Right. So was there crates or no? There was crates, yes. I didn't see.

There's no crates. Yeah, you saw the crate. The crates are for the weights afterwards. No, there was fish in the crates at one point. Oh, look at that. Crate with fish. TJ, I just forwarded you the email. See if you can join live.

Hardly a crate. I didn't admit it. It's a shopping basket. Oh. I've been watching them. They're going to release them after, though. They're going to go back into the water. Not those. No, they're going to release them after though they're going to go back not those no they're going to go back into the water

most of them do just a flesh wound send them to the fish doctor throw them up I haven't seen a lot of maybe walleye tournaments I haven't seen a lot of commercial fishing so I don't know but

or competition fishing all I know is I saw crates and I had to call this is live right now I haven't seen a lot of commercial fishing, so I don't know, but, or competition fishing. All I know is I saw crates and I had to call it. This is live right now? Live, yeah. And then you spend 168 hours and get no money. So basically 128 hours a week. I'm sorry, yeah, is that a week?

Yeah. Just a week, 128 hours of the week, you don't get paid any money. What? Oh, is this the thing where they find like 8 million more hours in a month?, 128 hours of the week, you don't get paid any money. What? Oh, is this the thing where they find like 8 million more hours in a month? So 128 hours times 12. Wait, so is he telling us not to sleep? 1,536 hours of the year, you didn't get paid. And you're like, yeah, because I didn't do anything. Okay.

What if you could do something with that time? 1,536 hours times what's minimum wage? $12? $15? Oh, right. Yeah, that ain't going to work. That's stupid. Okay, so.

He doesn't seem very prepared. 68, 128, 128 times 12. What is that? 128 times 12. He's panicking. 1,500 hours times 25 bucks. Shouldn't he have these numbers? 38 grand.

You're like, okay, that's not a solution. So let me show you how to back into it, all right? We have time. We have this component of time. Money's not the issue. It's like watching a Demetri Martin set. You guys are dealing. You're managing money rather than creating time.

Oh, there's the money right there. Oh, it's right there. It's a concept. Just grab that grant. Time is senior to the money. Do you understand? If I could duplicate, if I could duplicate and get time, get more time to be more effective with my customers or to reach more people, I would have more money. Carry over to this and have a WuGun chat.

So which one is more serious? They just hate time. Why does everyone keep saying time? We printed $13 trillion in the last two years. I'm going to get excited when I see the first Luga pop up. Is that it? Come on, Luga. We printed this one country.

Every country did this, by the way. Dude, this is so crazy. $13 trillion. Whoa. $13 trillion. That's a big number, Grant. That's a lot of zeros. That's passive income. He doesn't seem so smart. That's $13 number of grand. That's a lot of zeros. That's passive income.

He doesn't seem so smart. That's $13 trillion, I think. Might be three zeros too many. Is it? Yes. Oh, my God. That's definitely two zeros. What the fuck?

I got this every extra time. Which one do you think we have more of? Time? He added six extra zeros. You guys should have all got a bunch. No, no, no. You should have got a pay raise. When they printed this money, I was like, dude, I'm going to get mine.

See, this is about your mindset. This is about, oh, my God, they're printing money. It seems like something's wrong. This is going to get easy now. That's not what happened for most people. Is this in front of a live audience or is he just doing this for? This is what my wife Elena said when she came up here. In 2008, 9, and 10, I was terrified.

I didn't understand the system. And by 2020, I'm like, oh, yeah, this is going to be good. They're printing money again. I'm like, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga. Ooga. President, CEO, Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan. All these guys are like, we need to quit printing money now. He hasn't said anything yet.

Nice work. Now they want to stop the print. Yes. You guys understand? No, I don't. How many of you think this whole system is like rigged? I don't know. For the 1%.

Me, me, me. I don't think there's an audience. You got to quit complaining about it being rigged, and you got to learn the system they're using. I've been studying them for 12 years now. Why wouldn't he make a PowerPoint presentation? What does he mean by them? I think you know what he means.

What Kanye was talking about. Wait a second. I haven't understood one thing. He's just speaking gibberish. So underprepared. What's stopping you from getting 1% of that $13 trillion? That's like the whole thing. No, that $13 trillion. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 companies.

Every one of these companies cash flows. My companies make more money. Each one of these individually make more money than many of the companies on Wall Street. Now, why am I telling you guys that? Because this is how you need to start thinking. I'm not bragging. I'm showing you. This was created

in the last 12 years. How many of you would like to be in a situation? How many of you would pay the price over the next 10 or 12 years to create, to become something where you're leading something? And I'm a terrible manager, by the way. So you don't need to be a manager to do this. And I'm not a great CEO. I'm going to show you what I'm great at. And it's the system. You get great at the system. You can hire a CEO. Okay, you can hire managers.

You can hire COO. You can hire accountants, and you can hire lawyers. You don't need to be anything else. I'm interested. I want to see where this goes. I want to see one single point. Yeah, he hasn't made a point yet. You'll be here forever. Okay.

Remember, go back to your goals that you wrote down. Your target should be, I'm going to correct your target right now, should be, I want to get in the top 1%. And I'm going to show you how to use the system to get there. Alright, here we go. This is all I need. I want to just see how to do it. How do I get in this group? And what is this group? Okay, this group makes $876,000 a year. You guys got to get busy doing this this year because this number was $450,000 in 2014. This is called inflation.

It was $400,000 in 2014. It's exploding with inflation because the dollar value is going down. But no big deal. I'm going to show you how to do the math here. This is a math class. Simple math. Not algebra, trigon you how to do the math here. This is a math class. Simple math. Calculus. None of that. Okay. I want you to take 800. I'm going to chop this up. Okay. In, in the chat real quick,

just write this down before you collapse on me and give up. Don't give up. Okay. I want you to put this 10x, hashtag 10x, open. O-P-E-N. Let's go. Hit them, chat. I don't want you to close down right now and think, oh, man, shit, I can't do this, dude. I want Grant Cardone to say a wooga. Hashtag 10x open. Okay.

Okay? Watch. Don't shut down and say you can't. Okay. Your mind will want you to quit. Dude, he hasn't said a single thing. This is crazy. I fucking hate this.

Why don't you just call my parents small thinkers? Yeah, I did. All right, tell us how. Dude, this is like if you use the suggested words in test. Test. I'm going to use math. Dude, this is like if you use the suggested words in type of test. And those of you who are poor are less susceptible to this problem that I'm talking about than the middle class. You guys that are in the middle class making 70 grand a year, How many people are watching this right now?

you have the biggest problem staying open right here. 32,000. Poor people don't have a problem with it. Poor people are like, I'm already broke. Plus our 10,000. have a problem with it. Poor people are like, I'm already broke. I'm listening to you. Poor people are like, let's go. I'm ready, man. I'm taking notes. People that are making $70,000, $80,000,

$200,000 a year, you guys are the ones that have the hardest time making the shift because you give up. You settle for what you have and give up the goal you know what you have. Jesus Christ. You give up the goal you know you're capable of. Okay, now give us a step.

Give us one step. What should we do? I'll show you guys how easy this is. All right, here it comes. Here we go. I'm going to take $876,000, and I'm going to divide that by. Divide it by math. Why don't you write that down? Let's divide that by 365 days.

I'm going to back into my business. I'm not going to pick a business and try to make money. I'm going to actually pick a goal and back into the business. This is why people make mistakes. They go to school to learn a skill. But what if that skill doesn't do any good for you? Many of you pick a skill that you like. You're like, oh, i'm so good at this what

if it doesn't take care of your family okay oh i'm gonna do this job because people need it but what if nobody's willing to pay you for it even if they need it how many of you you're in a business right now and you know people need it but they're not willing to pay for it oh no let's keep the hate to each other Let's keep the hate speech out of here. How many do you think $876,000 is available on the planet for you? Me. Dava, Dava, John Kelly, David. John Kelly's there. How many think there's $876,000 on planet Earth?

Yes. Dude, this is crazy. I think so. I think it's available. How many people think there's $2,400 on this Earth right now? $2,400 a day. That's all you need to make. Remember what DJ Khaled said?

They didn't believe in us. You are the same person as DJ to make. Remember what DJ Khaled said? They didn't believe in us. You are the same person as DJ Khaled. God wants you guys to have the system. God did not create 12 years of schools and classrooms for you not to know how to have financial freedom. There ain't no God in the world. You're a Muslim, a Catholic, Protestant, Pentecostal, atheist, agnostic, What? He hasn't given a step yet. He didn't say it.

He ignored a big one. Oh, man. God, man. Whoops. Oh, man. That was crazy. Not one thing happened I'll send you guys a link

Please Wait is that an exclusive link? I don't know He was spamming my I guess because I bought his book Oh yeah He was doing it He was definitely in there spamming

I had like 10 emails today Like urgent Last chance Imagine him just giving you one email Yeah Couldn't be him. Nope. 10x.

Should we spin the wheel? The way he brought in religion was fucking masterful. Mm-hmm. You hate your parents. All right. Your religion ain't giving it to you, right?

You got simple brains. Now what's the 1% of 13 trillion? Let's do the math. M-A-T-H and then plus division addition. All you know one rich person in yourT-H and then plus division, addition. All you know one rich person in your life, just ask him for $10,000.

Forget about your stupid, small-minded, moron parents. Parents, mom, dad, mother, father. He'll just say one word that was not relevant to his point and then just break that down. Synonyms. Mom, dad, mother, father. You hear mom, dad mom dad mother you hear mom dad mother your sister brother running around running around running around crazy it's like as soon as he's about to make a point then he just completely switches he knows he has so much time to kill he's like what did i say it got me for 90 minutes up here yeah algebra Time to kill. He's like, what did I say? Got me for 90 minutes up here? Yeah. Algebra. Yeah, what a psycho.

But he also has 3XR. Yeah. Live concurrence. So maybe we need to fucking start selling something. Of our 10K that we brought over, is that how many we brought? Holy shit. I mean, a few of those probably stuck around.

We might have ruined a couple lives. We lost them. Yeah. Some guy's going to go to his wife tonight at dinner. I'm watching the yak when this is on. It's just M-A-T-H, me and the hoes.

All right. Somebody sent me a yak crossword puzzle whoa I think it might be easy as fuck though that's okay did you want Thursday New York Times is that what you wanted

we've been doing like Sunday is that the hardest day it's the biggest Thursday is the most fun, I think. It's fair. Oh, that's a good one. Are those answers or no? Okay.

I can't read that. I can't read it. AB's obsessed with this event. Two words. That would be N-I-N-E-E-L-E-V-E-N. It's one down. That could be a lot of things. Idaho. Fat asses. Murderers. Fat asses. I don't down. That could be a lot of things. Idaho.

Fat asses. Murderers. Fat asses. I don't think nine murderers. This might not be hard. I'm obsessed with this event. Murderers. Event, though.

Event. All right, let's do another one. I don't know. I'm the Joker baby number five. That's easy. Steve, quit. It's two down. All right, when we do crosswords, we don't jump ahead.

Oh, two down is clip. But it's with. Steve, clit is two down. Alright, we play... When we do crosswords, we don't jump ahead. Two down is clit. But it's with a K, I think. It doesn't matter because it's not connected to anything. Okay, yeah, you're right. Clit. God damn it, they made a crossword that you can't finish. Yeah, this is hard.

Oh, shit. Well, now we can't do it. I don't know if Yeah, this is hard. Oh, shit. Well, now we can't do it. I don't know if I can type into this. So be it. Getting a vibe that you can't. Just a vibe. Steve, quit it. Are you boys listening to tunes back there?

Yeah, they're just listening to tunes. Jay? Jay? You on TikTok? Nope, sorry. I got something to video my daughter. Oh, nice. I guess we're the assholes.

Yeah. Was it pretty cute? The recital? Yeah, no, she just stands on a baby shark. Oh. That's pretty cute. That is really cute. Kyle, any crimes to keep an eye on?

Anything going on? Mr. Bad Milk can't say the same. Do they have any progress on that? I know it's only been one today. That's so fucked. Someone DM'd me. He's like, I'm from South Dakota, and trust me, there's much worse shit that goes on on those reses.

What? What does that even mean? Reservation. Worse than missing kids? Yeah, worse than missing children. I'm trying to think of what that is. Much worse. There's worse shit that goes on on the reservations.

I think that might have been the kidnapper. Right, yeah. He's trying to justify what... And you really can't be trivializing kidnapping. But yeah, I think it's more awareness people no leads you should do

a true crime see if that could be your guys halftime show with Kirk Minahan yeah that would be good like a live

episode of the case where you try to solve the South Dakota shit how would I start like find the murderer or whatever I don't know where did you want to start I would I start? Like find the murderer or whatever? I don't know. Where did you want to start? I would grant start, bro.

Math. Math, right. KB, do you own a cork board? Cork board? Yeah. Not anymore. Get that shit up. You own a cork board, Jay?

I don't have one. You used to? Yeah. Why did you get rid of it? Didn't make the cut. You only have so much wall space. Why? You're trying to solve crimes.

I figure that's step one. True. Okay. Yeah. Oh, you got it. Okay. All right. Let's finish this.

All right. They turn white when you get the right answer. Oh, so. Oh, sick. Wow. All right. So's finish this. All right. They turn white when you get the right answer. Oh, so. Oh, sick. Wow. All right. So, wait. Is that why there are red X next to the C?

Is that because it's. That's the number two. Oh, I can't. I can't see that far. I'll be. All right. So, second best walker is Tommy. Or no, Brandon.

Two. Tommy is. Tommy's number one. Tommy is number one. Tommy's number one. Brandon. None of that fits. Brandon doesn't fit. Aitlin? Oh, that doesn't fit either.

Brandon? Who's the second best walker? We can't go ahead? Let's fill out the clit. We did. Oh, the one with the two-set thing. Ait across is... KB doesn't have this.

That's a lot of things. Oh, boy. What does it end? What are the letters? Print. Print. It's print. We're going to finish this and then end the show?

We're going to finish this fast. Six show? We're going to finish this fast. Six down. Why are you getting ornery, Brandon? I'm not. Sass's face paint. What was he? What were you, Sass? Joker.

Every single time? No. I know what it is. Or Ninja Turtle once. Right? Michelangelo. Michelangelo. Oh, I was Michelangelo.

We have a case race this week. I know. I know. Yeah, do you guys know already what your face paints are going to be? Thursday's yak will be exactly an hour long, just so everyone knows. Because we've got to start getting face painted. Brandon's doing the backside of an eight ball. This doesn't... The dark side of the moon.

Angelo. Michelangelo You had it right He doesn't have it right It's M-I-C-H-E-L Sure Wow Wow

Okay What's next Okay. What's next? What's next? Ron did surgery on Nick's toes. Five down is Joker, if we don't know. Oh, yeah, Joker. Toe.

Beautiful. Five down is Joker. There we go. I'm the Joker baby. I'm the Joker baby. I'm the Joker baby. What's the driest in the office? It's offensive when you do it. Is that right? Is that right?

Dog might think if they leave me alone again, I'm going to chew up their keys. Yeah, keys. Good answer. Hand down. I'm the Joker baby. answer. 10 down? I'm the joker, baby. 15 across. Down. Where is it?

15 across. There it is. Keys. See it right next to Zaha? Right over there. Right over there. Zaha. Beautiful.

Is the next one Cardone? I think it is. Not a bad parent. Doesn't have marriage problems. one Cardone I think it is not a bad parent doesn't have marriage problems Grant Cardone yeah those are two facts hell yes okay

KB's girl oh wait no the only place someone can fall asleep two words the place where was that behind the wheel yeah Oh, wait, no, the only place someone can fall asleep. Two words. The place. Where was that? Behind the wheel?

Yeah. Or while driving? While driving? What is the... 18 down? While driving? I don't think that fits. In a car.

It's two words. Go 17 across. What's 17 across? Wait, KB's girl Got to party with Gronk Oh fuck, what was that kid's name? Oh that was um Oh that's Sam Goldfinger baby

Yeah, he's the man Clown, oh yeah, KB's girl the clown Got 12 across Goldfinger Not KB's girl 17 across Just a clown Yeah Love across. Goldfinger. Not KB's girl. 17 across. Just a clown.

Yeah. Thank you. I forgot about that kid. He's a man. I think he's trying to be a summer intern this year. Goldfinger. Goldfinger. Love across is Sass's go-to karaoke song. What is it?

Rocket Man. It's either Piano Man or Rocket Man. Always a man. One of the mans. Oh, it's Rocket Man. But it doesn't... No, no, it does. This is insanely boring to do on the show.

We can stop. No, we have to finish it. What is Had to Get wet during Super Bowl? Wasn't that everybody? 11 is movie. What is something Big Cat has never seen? Oh, my God. We're going to throw back.

Movie. Let's start doing two at a time. Let's start having two loaded so we can just bang them out. Bang, bang. Want to get that big long one, 14 across? Yeah, 14 across. Let's go 14 and 19. Someone does something really dumb.

I don't know. It was somebody's name. You pulled a... Oh, boy. Dio, who got wet in Los Angeles? Oh, yeah, Dio did get wet in Los Angeles. Dio, Dio. Oh.

25 is Tommy. So Brandon is the second best walker. Yeah. That checks out. What about the rest of your family? Yeah, I'm way down the list. It's Tommy. It's Brandon.

Ah. Ah. That makes more sense. So I'm third? You don't know. You don't know. At best. At best. There's only...

25 across is Tommy, the best walker. Okay. I'm bored. I'm too. I'm very bored. Finish this. How do we have to finish it? He's a completionist. I'm too. I'm very bored. Finish this. Why do we have to finish it? He's a completionist.

100% it. Ron's not a completionist. How? Huh? How? Those guys are way nerdier than you. He's a completionist. I'm a completionist.

You're not. What is a completionist? Someone that believes in the whole Bible or some shit? That's a creationist. Ron's not a completionist. I've been to a steakhouse with him before. Oh, wow. I was getting the fucking cod, right?

All I wanted was the cod. Ever been so disappointed in a friend in my life? It was a good steakhouse. It was so good. Hey, hey, hey, fuck you guys. Fuck you. All right. I guess I had that one coming.

Nick Juice. When did Nick Juice come up? When he was just drinking vodka. A mixture of vodka and vodka. Did I have to black out? Was that on the wheel or something? Something like that. What?

What Roan had to kill to bring his show and tell item? What's that, Roan? What was that? Woman. My ego. What was your... What was your show and tell item? I don was your... What was your show and tell item? I don't know.

Did we do show and tell? 21 across is delete these nuts. Oh, was it like a magnifying glass? Didn't KB break my magnifying glass? Never. Yeah, that was your show and tell item. And my stretching book. You broke two...

Tommy hibernates... And a painting. You broke everything that I had that day. 24 down is pussy? What's the hint? Tommy hibernates in blank during summer. You broke two. Tommy hibernates. And a painting. You broke everything that I had that day. 24 down is pussy? What's the hint? Tommy hibernates in blank during summer. Oh, yeah.

That would be Tommy Smokes. Tom Smokes. Tom Smokes. He's going by Tom now. Tom Smokes. Rone had to kill. What did you have to kill?

All right. this is boring. I don't know. I don't know the answer. We should be able to do this. 19 across is the Empire State Building. It's 22 across. Sass was assigned. Beef with Tommy. Smokes?

There's a lot of Tommy hints in here. You guys lost to this building, Empires. What was that noise? That didn't sound like a fart, didn't it? Just thought right now. Oh, good one, Rowan.

Hit me right in the... Sass was assigned to beef with Tommy blank. 22 across, where is it? I don't know what that is. Tommy, and it starts with a C. Cheese balls? Cheese balls? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Double E in there? There's a hint? Oh, no. He's just... So close. Yeah, we'll get it. Completing the most boring thing we've ever done on this show.

No offense to whoever made this. Yes, but thank you. Very nice. The second Oregon Trail look like Godfather 2. Seven across dry. KB is always dry. No, he's always wet. I thought he was always, yeah, well, maybe wet.

Damp? Cows are standing in front of him. I can't see him. Damp. He's right. I like it. I didn did notice his foghorn leghorn So maybe it's 9 the number 9 I love foghorn leghorn

11 Is it 9 the number 9 11 No it's not N-I-N-E N, it's not N-I-N-E. N-I-E. N-I-N-E. It fits. 9-11 fits.

Good one, Kate. Oh. All right, we got a few left. Four across. Go to four across. What is four across clue? This is the saddest end of the show ever. Yeah.

Has a big nut, not in jail. Oh, that's Nesto? Nesto? Nesto? nut, not in jail. Oh, that's Ernesto? Ruiz. Right? Ruiz. Who's Ernesto? I thought he was in jail. No, he's not in jail.

Ruiz? Ruiz. He never went to jail. Also doesn't have a big nut. He also doesn't exist. Yes. Fake. He's actually getting married soon.

Isn't Pat getting married too? I was already at his wedding The only place Owen will sleep is Drive Is the Rowan thing he had to kill Is it dolphins? What is the rest of Owen's Drive? It ends with a T Driver's seat?

Oh yeah R Yeah I guess Elephant of the T. Driver's seat? Oh, yeah. R? Yeah, I guess. Elephant? Oh, it had a tusk at the end. Yeah. Dolphins fits, too. They don't have ivory. Driver's seat. Crazy how that worked.

An R? You'd love that. Finish that one, TJ. 18 18 down driver's seat all right so last one 14 across someone does something really dumb i remember this oh this is impossible and it's only one word uh no there's. And it's only one word? No, there's no guarantee it's only one word. No. Well, that was the answer. He's got Alfred, Brandon.

I thought I offered her. No way. I have the answer key. I believe this is from Super Bowl week last year. Okay. What do you think it is? Someone says it's stupid. Can you give a clue?

We'll take an answer from chat. It's named after somebody that we interviewed during Super Bowl week on the act last night. Orlando Scandricking. Yeah. What? What the fuck? Got it. All right.

I don't remember that at all. Apologize to everyone. I mean, what else were they going to be doing? Yeah, true. You know what I mean? What else are you going to be doing? We're hanging out here. We're bullshitting, you know.

Who came up with this? Tyler O'Day? Oh. Stuck for that? No. Okay. E-R-I-C-A-N. Yeah, there we go.

What's this? Why not the C? The C seems like it's... It's how you spell Orlando Scandrick, right? Oh, no. Can't let that one... Oh, no. Is it two Ks? Oh, it's a different word.

What about a C? And drinking. And drinking. Yeah. You guys fucked it up. Good job, everyone. Thanks to you for making that. Let's run it back.

That was awesome. Remember, just $874,000 minus math. Right. Minus M-A-T-H. You know that exists out there. $13 trillion out there. What's he got on there? Commission, sales.

He's losing it. Come on, man. i always ask about this song y'all can never give it to me We'll be right back. Bye.