The Yak - We Pulled Off an Epic Gender Reveal for a Couple of Yak Fans | The Yak 5-19-25

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Rollback.com promo code Yak. 200% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rollback. comm promo code. Yeah, turn to send off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts Rowback comm promo code yak. Hey everyone. Hey Kyle Nick Nick and KB not here not here, but they're here. That's the tardys. They will be here should we be worried?

I don't know you said attack. Why aren't you they're doing something with Chicago guys. I prioritized the act. OK, that makes sense. Fuck yes, Danny. Hell yeah, Danny. We have something big today. Oh my god, do it. We're doing our first ever gender reveal, which I think this will be the first of like thousands.

Mark Titus' baby. I already told you guys my man. Is it mine? Am I the father? I guess we'll have to ask the mother. Fuck. We should do that first. Have you ever met the woman who's here? I knew she looked familiar

No, we have two yak listeners I believe from Wisconsin who drove down in Milwaukee and they wanted to that is in Wisconsin. Yeah They wanted to do a gender reveal and we're like fuck it. We'll do a gender reveal So we're going to do our first ever gender reveal. We have the balloons we have So we're going to do our first ever gender reveal. We have the balloons we have Some treats and stuff and then we were trying to figure out how to do it I think we're you know what I'm not gonna say how we do it cuz I don't want it to be spoiled somehow Ooh surprise after surprise. Yes, Matt and Rachel are then and they act they like handed TJ the envelope They don't know their first child the first child and they handed TJ the envelope shout out Matt Rachel

I know part of why we're number 36. Oh, sorry guys. Hey Nick. We're recording a a new show. Hey Kyle What's the new show? it's uh The dozen, but we're just taking we're just doing it as well. Oh, yeah Che you're not wearing any spoilers. Are you? You never ever wear that color ever what is that he's just wearing a very pink hoodie. Oh, yeah, you're right purely coincidence Oh, no, good hoodie. I'm jealous of the hoodie I Can't wait I can't wait we're doing're doing the gender. I was just saying we're doing a gender reveal today. We're doing it. We're doing a gender and we have our plan.

How we're doing it. Yeah, we have our plan. TJ's got it all set. I use gender reveal. I kept out of the group chat. I did not want to see the polar pass down. Not after the onion. No more sex in our house. Oh yeah. The onion onion that was tough Even Sunday. I had a couple burps. Oh couple residuals disgusting. Mm-hmm had a tough kweef My discharge is Tough kweef the Kate story that is we're doing gross things That was so much puke on Jerry. Oh, my God. I don't know if you guys saw that.

I did not see it. I would like to see it. I was crying laughing. I don't want to see it. It's so much puke, Brandon. Was that his baby or his wife? It was his baby or two-year-old. That's a lot of stomach contacts.

That came from one- Four-year-old? Oh, yeah, four. But still, that's a lot. Kids can puke a lot. They're built to puke. Oh, four, yeah, yeah. But still, like, that's a lot. Kids can puke a lot. They're built to puke. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And they don't puke,

they don't puke where you're supposed to puke. They puke wherever they want to puke. Yeah. Hey, first time parents, how you doing back there? Yeah. Oh yeah, you guys should be excited. My kids will sometimes like walk from like the hardwood to the rug and then puke.

Oh, they, baby. I've had one where my son, I thought he was gonna puke, we were in the parking lot. I was like, do you need to puke? I feel like you're then puke. Oh, they... I've had one where my son, I thought he was gonna puke, we were in the parking lot, I was like, do you need to puke? I feel like you're gonna puke. He's like, I'm good. Turn on the car, puke.

So they just do whatever they want. That would be a lot of puke for a fully grown man. Yeah. Can we do it? Can we show it? So this is if you're watching at lunch, look away. If you're eating or if you're at your office Maybe look away five second warning five second warning will flash over five seconds three two one

It's off look Brandon why I don't want to look You I don't like looking at you. Oh my god. I't want to look at a puke. Oh my god. I'm not looking at it. All right, it's off. Oh. As a parent, before I clicked it, because it was like protected, I was like, I know what I'm going to say.

And I wasn't. No, I clicked it so fast. That volume of vomit wouldn't fit in a preschooler's torso. No. Oh, no, it does. It does. You'd be amazed. You've seen those loads before?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Your children do that? They've done that, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, he had a tummy ache already and Jerry forgot and gave the child chocolate milk. So that's why it looks... Solloy. It's still... That's tough. Disgusting. But awesome. I find puke funny. How was Jerry it was uh, it was great. I enjoyed the shit out of it. Was that your club? That's my club. Yeah, you brought him before any of us. You don't play golf. I would you I've asked you if you played golf Yeah, but you didn't ask me to come to your club. I play golf. You can come to you wouldn't come You would not come. Well, it's hard to go. It's hard to go someplace. You've never been invited. Dan, you would not come.

Give me a shot. Hey, Dan, I got a tee time every Saturday. Would you like to come one Saturday? I would love to. And you'll come. Yeah, you'll drive the hour to my house. Can we play very early? Yeah. OK. How early? Like eight? You already said yeah. Seven thirty. You already said yeah. Yeah I'm in. Okay. Alright you're coming.

Soon as T-ball season's over I'm in. Okay. We got like two more weeks. That's fine. Oh there we go. And then when are we having the pool party at your club? Yes. Yeah. We're quaking it with our socks on. My club doesn't have a pool. I'm going to skinny dip. Oh yeah you are. My club doesn't have a pool. Yeah it gonna skinny dip. Oh, yeah, you are club doesn't have a pool This is that does is it a topless pool? No no could be could be can't be a top There's no pool there's no fun activities in my club at all bottomless pool. There's not even golf It's just a yard bottomless pool be on Very very deep

Where sure to invent that you win the pool. Oh, I thought you had very very deep Holy shit No deeper no bathing suits, but you wear shirt. I would be way more comfortable guys if you want to In a pool yo, yeah, Donald's I got the right idea I mean skinny dipping is fun it feels funny. I've never done it feels funny on your on your penis It does does it feel different yeah it does It really doesn't get any more 100% feels that it doesn't get any more wet than it does on a short it feels it's funny different Kyle you've never skinny dipped i know oh

Joining in the conversation okay try idea i've always had the phobia of someone stealing my clothes back at the beach oh yeah Well i always feel the clothes back at the beach. Oh, yeah You did it in the ocean Acetique Island is that what the wild eggs Acetique Yeah, a bunch of bunch of a bunch of dead fish just come up to the surface Hi, I went back to my golf club yesterday. Jerry played with me on Saturday and the guy that was cleaning my clubs said, hey, saw you brought Jersey Jerry out here yesterday. I said, yeah. And I said, you know, I bring Jersey Jerry out here. Y'all like I don't even exist.

And he got, he says this legitimately to me. He said, man, when Jerry came out here, there was such a buzz in the club. Oh, I love it. All right. What was the highlight? Did you learn anything about golf from Jersey? Oh, no, I beat him. Oh. Not by Jerry golfs a lot and he's gotten worse.

Not much. I mean, we're both the same. We're both bad. We were shot for shot. I beat him by three shots. Were you, like, cussing? I didn't cuss with him. Oh, I don't think I cussed because had I had one of my kids with me too.

Can't cuss. And he was he was playing. Will I be allowed to cuss the club if we don't take one of my kids? Yeah. OK. I made a at least a 50 foot putt. Longest putt I've ever made in my life. It could have been longer. I guess it could have been longer. But it was it. No, I'm saying like the way it could have been long.

We didn't we didn't. 60. We didn't measure it out. Yeah, it could have been 60. It it was it. No, I'm saying like with the way it could have been long. We didn't put it in 60. We didn't measure it out. Yeah, it could have been 60. It was a long, long, long putt. Was what was it for a five on a par three? Did you walk? No, I was stunned when it went in because if it didn't hit if it didn't hit the cup in the pan, it was going to go.

It was gone. It was gone. Yeah. How Jerry react. He dropped his club. He's like, oh, my God. That was like hug. You high five. Yeah. How Jerry react? He dropped this club. He was like, Oh my God, that was like hug. You high five. Yeah. Um, we just stood and looked at each other for a while. Okay. Then I took a picture of how far away it was. Golf celebrations are awkward. Always. It's hard to know what to do in those moments. Yeah. Because the high five usually misses. Yeah. Yeah. Chest bump. That's kind of weird.

Golfers are bad at high fives. Can you shout something? Get in the hole. Well, not if it's already in the hole. No, you can yell. Stay in the hole? Yeah, stay in that hole. I like that.

Stay in the hole. Stay in the hole. Just lie. I feel like the right thing to do is be a few feet apart and you squat a little bit and you're both like haaaah. Yeah. I think that's okay. A lot of knee bending.

I made that putt. That's at least 50 feet. That's at least 50 feet. Yeah. You should tweet that out. You should be like, I made this putt. Well, there's a kid in there. You can put a bling on it.

Photoshop him out. Okay. You can crop him out. Okay. I'll tweet that out now cuz that's a hell of a putt hell of a putt hell of a putt Wow why do people say mashed potatoes when people are swinging what is the story behind that because it's so random yeah people just so fucking running it's funny it's really funny it

does it's yeah it's not something you're supposed to say on a golf course. No. When you hear someone say it, you're like, that doesn't make any sense. Something you say in the kitchen, I guess. Yeah. I just say, you're gonna love that no matter what. And then my new thing is, and it was driving Hank nuts

the other day when we golfed, is if he would miss a shot and it would go like 10 feet, I'd just be like, I see where it is. I'm tracking it. I got it. Found it. It's like five feet away from him. That that also off. You had golf. You're a golfer now.

I really enjoy it. I like it. I'm getting better. Think you can get into the internet. Invitational? No, I'm not. I'm not. I would be terrified to get into that anyway. Yeah. I would not want to do that.

I know other guys would, but I would not want to do that at all. Wow. Look at that. That is a putt. That's a long putt. Larry, he boomed you. Oh, he got you right away.

Might need to delete it, but. Oh, man. Wait a minute. What the holy shit? Hold on. What's gay about that? Larry, legend. What's gay about that? Larry legend. What's gay about the really is a legend. Where's the ball by the way? Uh, it was already in the hole. Oh, Larry deleted. It's gone. Yeah, we have a good putt, though. Great putt. Yeah. I went to the pig roast. Oh, no big deal. So I was going to do it.

Did it. Look at that. Oh, I don't even have a sign made. Yeah, it was official. Is that Piggy? He's sassy. No, he's cool as hell. Yeah. Did you eat the pig? Hegros was awesome.

I don't like the dorsal. Did you eat the pig? I didn't. I missed it. I was only there for you look at Lucas on his tippy toes. I was there for 17 minutes. And did it go by fast? It was an incredible 17 minutes.

Did you get any jokes off, or? Oh, I'd said to Lucas, like, oh, man, I should have brought flour. That killed. That would have been good. Because it would have been awesome if I. The only reason I went to the pig roast, I have to come clean, is that we talked about this six months

ago when I was like, oh, I want to hang out with the young guys at the office. Connor invited me to the pig roast. On Friday, he sent me the invite. It was 150 yards from my house. so I was there was no way I was going if it was 300 I wouldn't have gone it took me like 90 seconds to walk there showed up had one drink left Could you hear the pig roast from your house? No, okay? No should have called the cops on it I should have but they're doing it for charity. Oh

Connor said that and then we got into I guess that would be the the highlight of the pig roast Well, I also got shout out blind Chuck I got trapped in a conversation with a blind guy that should never happen. You can't walk away Oh, you can't yeah, something thing to do smell you. It was a nice guy. I liked him a lot But what there's what probably wait a pig roast has to be like fucking six flags to a blind guy. Yeah, true. It's all those scents. So there was a blind man at the pig roast.

Yeah. And you already know this man? No, he came up, one guy came up, asked for a picture, then he came back up with his blind friend and was like, hey, this is Chuck. And I was like, awesome, he had the cane and everything. And I was, so I talked to him for like five, 10 minutes. It was the majority of my pig roast. And then Chuck asked you to do what?

He wanted me to come to his rooftop for a party after the Cubs game. That seems very unspoken. I was like, yeah, just give your number to Connor. And then I left. I meant just like he asked you to take a picture. Oh, yeah, he asked me to take a picture. And then he could see the phone.

So I don't know how blind he was, but he had the cane. Again, nice guy. I kind of want to become friends with him. He's been like, I have a friend, Blind Chuck. Being friends with a blind guy would have its perks. You need a blind guy, yeah. But yeah, so Connor probably got his number. How does that work?

Yeah, right. You'll never get the number from Connor, ever. There's no way he's texting No, I think he is Chuck He had the cane was he partially blind is he partially blind she said even a joke He's like, I don't know if you guys could tell I can't see for shit and I was like, yeah the cane difference Okay, but I don't think a blind man says I can't see for shit But if you have the cane you're blind. Did he ask for a photo? Yes for photo? Why does he want that?

I can't see for shit means you have bad vision not you have no vision Connor Connor just said he's texting him right now Oh hell. Yeah, shout out blind Chuck. I mean he's the guy's boy. That's all you can do to him He couldn't he wasn't looking at me When we were talking so why do you want to what would he do with a picture probably send it to his friends? Should have had someone to a stand-in What should I have been like it would be awesome if he showed if you weren't in the picture you are you guys saying? I showing it all you guys saying I should have been like hey I don't want the picture cuz you're not gonna be able to see it. I think you might have gone by a non-blind man

No, no, no, I think you got my Chuck All you guys know about my Chuck only need one They catch a mic like if a mic was to fall beside and would be a probably caught a mic. How was his fit? Fit was good. Oh, he came from the Cubs game. So if you're playing went to the Cubs game. Yeah, he went to He did have a loaded question to start He goes cuz I went to the Cubs game on Saturday with my kids and he was like, oh, yeah How many how many games have you gone to this year? I was like, I think that was my sixth. He's like, that was my 11th. I was like, all right, play. It's not a dick measuring contest, dude. He's been to seven games. 11. 11. He lives in

Wrigleyville. But still like, I think the sounds of baseball are incredible. The crack of the back. Of all the sports, baseball feels like a good one. It's the best line sport Yeah, although it would be tough like cuz it especially we get into the summer months like the Wrigley crowd thinking every pop flies Oh home run piss me off. Yeah Or maybe he'd probably just go home and be like, oh my god, the Cubs scored 38 runs Yeah, have the Cubs hit a thousand home runs this year Yeah, but like everybody's doing the wave and he's just sitting there on the jump I'm fascinated by this. I am too. He goes to several baseball games. Yeah, we like everybody's doing the wave and he's just sitting there on the I'm

Fascinated by this I am too he goes to several baseball games. Yeah, we get him on I was gonna say I bet at this point He can probably tell by the crowd sound that like oh, that's just a pop fly. It's not actually Maybe it's held by the bat. It's all about the yeah, he's got a heightened sense. Yeah, like a bat Yeah, like yeah, like I like a bat. So I'm a bat. Yeah, like a bat. Like a bat. So, I'm gonna put him onto like concerts. I bet he enjoys concerts. That'd be a blast. Yeah. That's something you, you and a white socks Dave,

just be like, have you ever heard of concerts? Yeah. Yeah, it was good pig roast. Can't wait for next year. Next year I'll try to beat my time by a minute. So I'll do 18. Wow. That should be more popular. What? You know, I'm not coming, I'm coming by, my time by a minute. So I'll do 18 Wow that should be more popular

You know, I'm not coming. I'm coming by I'm making an appearance, right? That's all I did. You're not expected to stay for hours I did get in a little argument with Connor because he was I guess the pig roast was for charity Did you have much pig? Did he had none? I was too late zero pig zero pig. Did he say what Charity? I don't know. But then I made a comment. I was like, yeah it's kind of like that fucking thing you guys do at Penn State and they got very Yeah, I hope it wasn't The number one charity student Pig roasts at Penn State yeah, and I was like yeah, dude

But I shouldn't know that Penn State has a charity you guys talk about it so fucking much that everyone knows about it Do you know any other colleges charity? No, no, I Don't know Wisconsin's charity Does every cause only have one charity? I don't know but the Penn State I could do the thon It's a little try hard. Yeah, we Yeah, we got we got shit on online for this. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

What they say? They were mean. They were like, imagine talking shit on a charity. I'm not talking shit on a charity. Just so we're clear. Yeah, I'm talking shit on how much they talk about the charity. Right. But it's tough to win this battle.

Yes. Oh, I'm fine with that. I'm fine taking. I'll go to war with. Yeah, it's not like I'm not going into it being like I'm gonna change minds. They're gonna keep doing the charity and telling the world about it Yeah, yeah, cuz then they'll reverse it and be like well when we talk about it. It gets more money They kind of checkmate you with that, but I don't care. Could we talk shit about charities for charity?

Is there a rifle? Oh, oh, yeah Is there a rifle? Oh yeah! Talk shit-a-thon! We have a show. Donate all the proceeds of this show. Yeah. Where we're talking shit about charities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We rose charities. Yeah, we're safe.

Yeah, and then they can't say anything. Okay, what charity are we going after first? Uh... Oof. Pediatric cancer. Who wants to go first here? Let's offer them... Let's shit on the veterans. Let's go after them.

Or the pediatric cancer. Yeah, one of those. Let's offer them a sum to sit sit out next year sit it out. Oh Buy him out like a buy out a pen or not or not like we'll offer him a sum to not talk about an incredible So I can't see one thing about it. Otherwise you get them no money Yeah, that'd be cool. You can't go not a Yeah, that'd be cool. You can't go not a Silence Palooza word yeah, you are right though Dan. It's not that they talk about it It's like like Connor. I feel like this has happened with him before I've asked him to do something He's like come on brother. It's thon week. Yeah, right, and I'm like why would I fucking know that correct?

It's like come on. I think like the world is like yeah knows about thon week Come on, man. I'm going back to state college. You know that. What's the charity anyway? That they're? Pediatric Cancer? Is it a collection of charities?

I think it is one. Pediatric Cancer. Oh, so they went for the one that you really can't make fun of. So that's even more bullshit. Danny has the pass. Danny, just let me know what you guys want me to say. Yeah. Blocking all the people that said gay on this putt

The largest student run you know what we need to fucking just get a bigger student run therapy or Philanthropy and what is it they just dance for 24 hours 46 Oh 46 kind of impressive that it okay How long has he been around? Do we know? I know. Connor, get Connor in here. Wait, we're really talking about it now? Yeah, I want to know.

I want to know. What's the break situation like? Food? Well, there's multiple people. Bathrooms? Yeah. Those are great questions. I'm sure. 1977. So, and when was Sandusky hired? Well, there's multiple pee bathrooms Yeah, a great question sure

1977 so and when was sandusky hired? Yeah Was this like a tit-for-tat kind of thing? Oh? What? This guy just said fat. Oh Bye bye and Shout him out continue All right thon can keep doing their thing but I still stand by the fact that like they tell, what's up? Are you, are you talking with Blind Chuck?

Not right now. Oh okay, cool. He is blind though. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Did you get his, you got his number? What did you think about the pig roast? I you have some pig sounds awesome I did yeah, no Picked rose and I haven't picked what suck well, so it was a it was a full day thing Big cat got there when it was kind of winding down. He looked big today. Yes Oh, I look so big today physical specimen, but I oh appreciate Coming through it was just yeah, it was later on in the day so the food was gone Everybody had already had the pig the live band had just ended And we were getting ready for the DJ. What time did you get there me? Yeah?

Oh, you like hailing 15 when my kids went to bed. Oh, yeah. What was the what's the charity? It's for diamonds It's a charity that's based in Pennsylvania and it is to help diamonds need charity for four diamonds diamonds are expensive. They are but it's yeah just meant to help kids with childhood cancer and obviously help the families and support and research and everything like that. So it's been going on for over 50 years. You think you're better than us. Research and everything like that. So it's been going on for over 50 years. You think you're better than us The pig the pig roast I think this was year three it was our second year there and again We just kind of crash it where we're very thankful to be invited We really don't know a whole lot of people there But shout out to whiz Eric show whiz if you were invited you weren't crashing it Yeah, I know but like it was more so I just met Eric when he was drunk at a bar one time and he was like Hey, we're having this pig roast if you want to bring people and then it's kind of just become a thing where we do it every year

But I don't know anybody there aside from Eric and a couple of people sounds Pretty bad saying you crashed the charity event. Yeah, but yeah, it was it was a charity crashers Yeah, so Eric is a Penn State guy. No Eric isn't he's an Iowa guy. Oh Yeah, I'm Conf. What's the charity? They this the pig roast was not for the same charity that thon is for right? I'm asking about the pig roast the pig roast. It was it was a charity. I believe for helping kids Maybe it was disabled kid. Oh wait, so the chick we thought the pig roast was for the Pennsylvania church No, no, no answered that. No, no

No, no, this was this was its own thing. Got it. Yeah It was it was you think you're better than I don't think we're better this Yeah When I when I told you were he said I when I when I told I'm better at all But when I told you about the pig roast and I might have mentioned in a pad like yeah It's for charity if you see like signs or donations or anything like that. It was separate from the Penn State thing. That was separate from THON.

Nobody there went to Penn State at the pig roast. So how much better are you? I'm not better than anybody. And yeah, we talk about THON a lot as Penn Staters. Again, separate from the pig roast. We talk about THON a lot as Penn Staters because it's to promote and to spread the word. I told you you'd do that you that's to spread the word I

Don't know what you want me to say, but I like the fact that it raises money. I love that's awesome It's been going on for 50 years. You just walk around thinking you're better than no Did raise 17 million this year? How much how much did you personally raise do you think think? Over the course of my four year? Like last year. Last year, well I wasn't raising the money because I wasn't a student. It's mainly just the students who were the ones

like putting forth the effort of fundraising and then you could donate, so I'll donate a couple hundred or something like that. So during your four year career, how much did you raise? Probably over 5,000. Wow. But it was also, we had the down years of COVID and everything like that. But yeah.

It's a fun time. 46 hours over the course of three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Oh, we're familiar. If you had to pick one charity to support, would you rather support Thon or the... Pig roast. The pig roast. Oh, Thon. Wow. Oh, so you're not invited to Pig Roast next year. That's fucked. Either support thon or the pig roast the pig roast oh thon wow

This was the first year they did the pilgrim for charity last year It was it was a different vibe last year this one this was more chill this year But I definitely still have to being for a charity kind of brought the vibe No, no, I mean it would it was a different venue last year was for the boys This year it definitely would fucking kids. I'd be pissed if like my fantasy football draft was like the winnings were for a chair No, no, no, but it was also the weather was worse this year last year the weather was perfect But you know it was still a great time, and I love the the vibes and we're very happy to get invited And I'm glad I brought us back nothing better than that cause but what happens if you fail to dance for all that time? For a ton you give up no there are a lot of people who put you in some kind of camp

or something no they there there have been people who have had to get taken to the hospital I believe because like they just they you do like I'm gonna start a charity for those people like on dance the thought your body you hear the stories of dancers like it is a very big physical challenge It's also a mental challenge and some people like their dance the whole 46 hours. It's not dancing the full 46 hours It's you were just it's a no sitting no sleeping marathon. So do you get sweaty as fuck? Yeah Yeah, they're figure. They're not they're not showers You don't get a shower and wash your face face. You can make sure that you're clean.

It's a long process that goes into it. There's support for the dancers. There are people trained who are like medical professionals. And there's a bunch of people there on the floor with them at all times making sure that they're occupied. And it's a big operation. There's I think 16,000 people involved in it every year. But you probably should try to dance for as long as you can, right? Yeah. I mean, it keeps you... Can you shake a little bit?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of there's people who are like stretching at all times. They're rubbing tennis balls on their feet just to make sure that their feet are keeping... But it is a challenge. So yeah, anybody who dances, I have much appreciation for. I can never do it. PEDs? Maybe. We should bust that wide open. Shout out, shout out. So yeah, anybody who dances I have much appreciation for I can never do it these maybe

Should bust that wide open shout out shout out on actually yeah like the dark side on all these kids on Adderall and Viva There there are already There's a sect of student journalists at Penn State who every year they think they have like the story like yeah This is this is the dark side of thon and that happens Oh, there is oh, yeah, but I'd like to give those people Yeah, but it work. It's a great cause and It's a lot of fun and everybody in attendance Even if they're not dancing like they are standing the entire time that they are they're watching so so what kind of dances were you

Doing you're like doing the doggy or just shake it They have a they have a line dance that they make and they do it at the beginning of every hour Just like so you learn the line dance and it incorporates a bunch of different dance moves and pop culture moment I see it otherwise. Yes, otherwise. It's just a free-for-all. Are there any like snack tables or there bunch of snack tables? Yeah They're there's fluid you guys are any other Does anyone give a speech at any point? There, there are plenty of speeches. There are families who have had loved ones pass away. There are kids because of childhood cancer. They, they get up and they give a

speech and you guys are dancing. No, no, no. It's a, it's a... You're twerking during the... The last, they call it the final four, the last four hours are meant to... Oh, that, I'm pretty sure the NCAA sues on that. Yeah, you can't say that. Okay, they call it the last four, the last four hours. They bring up all these families and they honor the kids who have unfortunately passed away and they do like, you know, everybody is very quiet and somber during that time. You're still standing. You're still up and at them and everything, but you're more focused on the message of Don and then ultimately when

we reveal the big grand total at the end, it turns back into a celebration. Okay. Yeah, it's a fun time. Yeah, listen, I'm not hating on the raising of the money. That's awesome. Yeah. You got like cornhole or something there? There is a bunch of cornhole. Yeah. I'm hating on like cornhole or something there. There is a bunch of corn. Yeah

Lot of people, you know throwing footballs around and you know blowing bubbles and you know doing a bunch of stuff You know just random stuff to keep you out because you have to keep the dancers occupied during the full thing But uh, you know, I so I obviously I'm gonna support it. Yeah. Yeah. No, no you again The charity is great. You think you're better than us we could do without I That's not what it is. I'll tweet about it once a year whenever Tom weekend And I'll maybe I'll bring it up on the show Yeah, but you probably are better than us at least some of us Do you got any more blueberry crumble certainly that I think there is a slice out you made some blueberry crumble? I did not make some but it brought from left over from the pig roast. Oh fuck. I missed the blueberry. Yeah, sorry

Just tucked away at that point damn, but it was great having big cat there And I can I can how long did everybody talk about him after you left? We're probably good dudes like just walk around like holy fuck dude you see big cat was here Yeah, people started coming up to us, and they're like wait. Why was that big cat? I was big gross dude, but it is the pig roast that pay hashtag pig roast 2025 It's a good time well. Yeah mark was upset that I didn't invite him But I brought it up several times to him, and you did it's whatever you brought it up I brought it up several times to him and he did it's whatever you brought it up

Evo's the man we didn't talk about right though you you got a way of like passively inviting you just got maybe like the pig Roast is going on yeah, and then I Would have come okay? Well next year, but he but Evo is the one I'm mad at Evo I went to go drink at Nicky smokes favorite favorite dive bar. Oh, so that that was a problem Oh, all right. Thank you Connor great work on her on. Thank you Nikki smokes is I love when when we bring up certain P We bring up mincy you you have a reaction, but when you bring up Nikki smokes. It's always just ah He's got a miss. He's the worst

Top three dive bars in Chicago the lodge Declan's and Halligan He's I don't go to bars. The man has never been in a dive. Is this an objectively just all like horrendous huge bars Yes, they're big bars like he thinks that anything's that's not a club is a dive bar You can't smoke in any of those three bars. No look at that is not a dive bar There's no part of this is a die bar. They have a Frosé machine. There's also way too many people there for it to be a die bar. Yeah, there's like lines at the door for how you do it.

That could serve food and great food. Great food. No one's on his side, though. No one. Which is kind of funny. Yeah. He's still making it. Sad how many people don't know what a die bar is.

If the bar takes up more than half the space and is made of wood with touch tunes, it's a dive bar. Bonus points if you can repeat it. Again, he's never been to a dive bar. There's some incredible bars in the world that are made of wood. Correct. You think touch tunes, you have to have touch tunes? That's what triggered me the most.

Because I know that some dive bars might have touches but a dive bar has Most dive bars have two music options. One is an old CD disc changer that you know, like I've never been changed out They have they don't have any new music in the last 20 years or two The bartender is playing the music and he won't let you change it right from his phone If it's a true dive bar, you're almost worried about heck going into the touch tune. Correct. It's going to be like a plumber at the end of the correct piss. Yeah, there's gotta be one or two at most TVs small

playing rush hour two or cast away with no no sound on. There's gotta be it. There can't be like like real furniture either. I I'm I wonder wonder what would he consider a sports bar? Right. I think to him from like Miami area, if it's not a nightclub, it's a dive bar. Which is insane. If you wear like a hoodie and jeans to it. Yeah.

Because dive bars are the best. He's just never been in one. I think dive bars are intimidating as fuck. Of course they are. That's the whole point. You should be intimidating. People get a little bit too territorial of them are, that's the whole point. You should be intimidating. People get a little bit too territorial of them. But that's the whole point.

It should be, like, die bars also should not, there's one around the corner for me that they don't really have hours. They're just kind of open when they're open. Yeah. Like it's not like, oh yeah, we're open from this time to this time every day. It's like when they feel like being open, they're open.

There's one near where Donnie lives now where it's open, but you're lucky if the bartender is there. Right. I know. You walk in and you're like, you're like, is she here? Yeah. The bartender, like the bartender could go rip a cigarette and no one's getting drinks for 20 minutes. Exactly. That's a dive bar. The bartender's wasted. The bartender's also the bar back. And the owner, the owner. Yeah. Lives above it. That's key. Yeah Yeah He's never been in a dive bar I tweeted out a picture of what was very obviously at the inside of a TGI Fridays at like I was like around 11 p.m

I was like meet me here for a real Chicago dive bar And he texted me immediately after it was like I'll meet you there like for real where you at This morning yeah, he did he texted me and he didn't think I was joking. Oh I don't even know I was talking about it with Eddie though. Like I don't even know if I want to like you You look at that Brandon. Yeah, does that look like a dive bar? No, it's a nice Irish pub. Yeah Yeah, right. It's got a dive bar can't have a patio. It can have at most a backyard that cement I think it's bad if you have any sort of signage. Yes Yeah, being able to find it is yeah

Not alone like bathroom has to be just absolutely disgusting 40 girls waiting outside to get in that that bar Hallygens is connected with like a secret cool door to the other bar Yeah, I would say there was one by our old office L&L Tavern. That's John Wayne Gates He's the drink there. Yeah, that's a that place is a dive bar. That's a great spot And to your point that you're worried like you I forgot we said that he would like it too much if it's a true dive Bar, he's not gonna be like no. He's gonna hate it. Yeah, he's gonna hate it Yeah, you gotta have a bartender who has like a just such an attitude where it's like you're Bothering them if you ask them for a beer. Yeah, I actually went give me a second, honey. Yeah

Sunday I was Yeah, and well, I went to the sandbar ski and I met the guy who makes the sweaters that I love Oh, yeah, he was lovely and afterwards it's not far from my house I was like I'll walk home and I never like I don't just pop into dive bars now, especially during the day where I was walking by this, there was no sign, but the door was open. Nobody was in there. I was like, you know what? I have a minute. Let me just have like one beer ordered. I was like, I'll have that beer, please. And he grabbed a totally different kind of beer, brought it over. And I said, Oh, yeah, I'll shut the fuck up. It was cash only. It was

it was lovely. It's also like, there's so many things that he missed on this, like a dive bar, the pinnacle of dive bar food, like the most you'll ever get in a dive bar is they might put a pizza in a microwave for you. That's it. Chips on a metal rack, like with the pinch on top. Yeah, pretzel rods, stale pretzel rods.

A real good dive bar always has a mystery crock pot. Have you ever been to a bar with a mystery crock pot? I haven't done a mystery crock pot. Riverside, California. We went to one where they would host the Hells Angels Christmas party every year. It was like, there's always a mystery crock pot. Yeah.

Like mixed nuts that are at least two years old. Yeah, I used to go to one in Madison that had hot pockets. Fucking awesome. I guess I've never been to a dive bar the way you're on the talk. Yeah, these sound great. Oh, you. Great awesome. I guess I've never been to a dive bar the way you're able to talk. Yeah, these sound great.

Oh, you? Great food. I mean, there's so many good ones in Wisconsin. Oh, you've been to Wacom's, right? Yeah, I've been to some. I love dive bars. I'm not a dive bar guy because I order drinks that they don't allow.

That's Dave, maybe. Oh, you can't. Dave's a spreader. So you can't order a Moscow mule, correct? No, your orders can be beer or liquor with like Jack and Coke. One straight. Yeah, Yeah, that's it Can you order a whiskey sour? No

Can you order like a Vodka cranberry no, I mean you can it does matter if it's a girl say yeah be like fine Maybe they get pissed all right no wine obviously It's like the the red bull vodka, uh You might have to bring your own Red Bull Yeah, or they're you and they would allow that that you could bring your own Red Bull and be like hey Can you just put some vodka in a cup? Mm-hmm Bloody Mary

Like their specialties be like like vodka and sprite yeah Yeah That's a true dive bar. I was they are the best I wish I was more of an alcoholic so I could go I would love so many by my house that yeah I fantasize about just going there every day. I think well. That's what got me. I was like you know Yeah, I fucking love it when I do it. I'm gonna step in there. I couldn't help it. They're awesome What's the best thing to do there chit chat just showing just why just be there do you chit chat? I mean you could do some light chit chatting so the pinnacle of the dive bar experience is going alone

No, I like going with a couple friends who dive fun. Like if you can just be like in a corner. Yeah. Not bother anyone. That's a good time. Just chill. Yeah, there'll be like four guys at the end of the bar who are regulars. They're like covered in mud. They'll always get priority over you.

You have to accept that. There might be a lone straggler at the bar you could talk to at your own risk. Great eavesdropping for picking up like the local vibe. And you know those regulars are talking shit about you in some way the whole time Oh, yeah, they're judging the fuck out of you. Yeah, you're wearing your hoodies like too nice. Mm-hmm Yeah, Nikki smokes would hate a dive bar. Yeah, you would and they are the best. Mm-hmm You get a good one. Yeah, I would love I'm with you Titus. I would love to be a regular to dive bar I want it so bad. I just yeah like

Three days of it would. You'd have to put in real work. You need to get to the point where you could just have the kitty on the table. He's put like a couple singles and $5 bills and they start taking out of there, you know. That would be the best feeling. Or I mean, the real regulars can just go get their own beer. Oh yeah. Absolutely can just go and walk. Like if the bartender is having a smoke break, they can just go and get like if the bartenders having a smoke break they can just go and get their own beer Yeah, can you order a Corona? They might have Corona. Yeah, maybe

Maybe that's about as exotic maybe I'm starting to think dive bars are You're making it sound like a little pompous, that's what I'm saying There's an air of there's an area already. Yes Onic to what they're trying to go for yeah There yeah, they're not really there to like serve you and have a great time You're there to like just you're there to say you have a dive bar Well, you know, it's also you're kind of there to just kind of like like become one with the like furniture Yeah, or lack thereof. They're they're immune to like y like yelp reviews right if they don't have it. You just accept it. You know

Yeah How long does it take to become a regular? Years months years. Yeah a lot of work Yeah, I think they're the best. I love dive bars Find a good one that used to be my favorite part of moving was finding my new dive bar. It's like, oh, let me try this one, this one, this one. And the finding, it's like, what's

that, the three little bears finding the one that's just right for you? Yeah. And then in New York City, I love doing that. I think a true dive bar would make Taffer cry. The owner would be like, I'm not changing any of this. Yeah. Get the fuck out.

You see a mouse, you have to be okay with it. Yeah. You can't. They have to be disgusting. Yeah. I might go get a drink tonight. I kind of want to too. Place around the corner.

Yeah. What about that? Brandon, you gotta get to a diaper. All right, so yeah, how did you meet him? So I saw, I mean, I don't wanna brag. I followed him, I followed him for like a decade now before he was big. He has like 250,000 followers now.

I've followed him forever and ever and ever. He makes all the different sweaters and everything. And look, he had a Chicago sweater on for this event and then he put this one on because he found out the empty bottle has a disco ball and he was like, I've got a sweater for that. So I saw that he was in town and I actually bought tickets. He was doing a comedy show last night at the IO theater and the club ended up canceling.

I was on the way back from the zoo when I saw the club. I was like, fuck, I'm not going to get to meet him. And I saw that he was at the empty bottle, like right by my house. I was like, oh shit, wait. So I had Pat, me and we had the kids in the car. I was like, drop shit, wait. So I had Pat, me and, we had the kids in the car, I was like, drop me off at this bar. I gotta meet him. So I caught him at the tail end

and I missed his presentation. He had people dancing to try and like replicate his sweater under the disco ball and everything. He showed all his sweaters. When I got there, they were all packed up, but he was nice enough to like lug the suitcase back out and let me like look through them and see them in our I know I guess you have to how much did his sweater run you?

He just let me put it. I oh you just let you wear it. He just everybody doesn't sell these he sells I got one for big cat. It has every sweater on it. I think oh hell yes, but um That he sells them online. They're like t-shirt material, but his sweater patterns are like Forty dollars something like that, but he was just super nice, and I have always wanted to meet him and it was lovely I chickened out on asking him on the yak Wow I know I should have Where's he from I? Honestly, I think I want to say in New York, but I'm not a hundred percent New York suburb or something like that. Yeah, he's from New York

It's like whatever you want you can say from the Bronx. He's a good guy. You got to get you the Twin Towers sweater Yeah, I think he's like a true artist though like I really yeah Art doesn't have to be like fancy or I don't know you know not at all I could like make a sweater tonight. He's a dive bars of Monet Yeah, he makes a sweater for wherever he goes for whatever mood for whatever it's also his look You can't you can't replicate that look I Love he's got a 9-eleven sweater. He's got a great football sweater a football. He doesn't have a 9-eleven sweater That's anything but a very different is a 910

That's the latest a 9-eleven. Very different. It was a 9-10, so. Yeah. That's the latest. Okay, he's got a different. That might be one. But I did, I felt like I was meeting a celebrity. I guess he is. He is a celebrity, man. I didn't realize he does comedy shows, too. Oh, he's here till Monday?

Yes, I know, I panicked. What's Monday? I should have asked him. Oh, fuck, dude. Today, now. That's right now. Right this second. And he's here, any venue where I can do workshop related my mom at the bar

Here sports off. Hey chicken doubt. I like I got nervous talking to him because he opened up his suitcase for me and let me take a picture and See cross-country skiing in one of those pictures would he does he take requests for sweaters like commissions? It's on perhaps He does like cameo type Like a KB and a balloon sweater would be Go back to the one the New York one right there in the middle down Hong Kong Wait is that Hong Kong no, he's on a boat right is is he like city correct? Oh, dude. How about that boat? Oh my god. Oh, yeah

I watched it. I didn't know there were a bunch of people on the yeah I think people died to what yeah, I great tragedy I Kept getting increasingly better angles dude because so I was texting with Rome cuz that's my old neighborhood in New York And he still lives there, and I was like this is the Dumbo is I believe the most photographed Place on earth like if you walk through Dumbo there is you will ever no matter when you do it there will be wedding photos You know baby photos everything so I think that like the fact that it was in Dumbo

There was I watched 20 angles like within the First hour very clear. Yeah, it made me so sad. I think the ship lost power or something. They had no control. Yeah and it just That's got to be crazy Don't got control of this fucking giant boat Mexican Navy Point for Che with the sales yeah sailboat control yep we was a say Che didn't understand oh yeah sailboats were powered last week yeah true I thought they couldn't they turn the gas on them

or is that not because they have gas I don't just use it for maybe lost like the steering of it like they got momentum in The steering went out or so I could be wrong. How are they allowed to go in that area with the stuff so high? No idea. I don't know seems like a bad idea Yeah, wild Yeah, yeah So when I saw anything else? Did Ebo tell you we saw him at a bar?

We were at a restaurant getting food? No. We sent him the biggest piece of cake imaginable. A big tall pie. It was a shockingly large piece of cake to his table. Did you see his ankles? Ebo's? What's up with that?

Not in a while. Ebo's got bad ankles? He's got what he calls, what does he call it? Like baseball socks? He just doesn't grow hair, like up to where the mid-top. Where his socks grow. It's like the guy who shaved his hands. Oh yeah.

Naturally? Is it like due to friction of his socks? Get him in here. He said it's his baseball socks. Sharing my rare medical condition. This was worse than I thought it was like this. ...become short season, that I suffer from maybe the rarest condition known to man. I do not know anyone else that suffers from this condition,

but I'm about to share it with you. I call this baseball stirrup syndrome. I'm not really sure how else to describe it, but I guess from wearing long mid calf socks my entire life, I've just lost all the hair on the front of my legs. And so now my legs literally look like I'm wearing baseball serves with my hair. So if you're a loved one out there, suffers from baseball serve syndrome as well,

please let me know. Cause as of right now, I don't, I think I'm the only one. I think I'm the only person in the world with this condition. This could be our charity. Yes. Baseball soccer.

You should go to Turkey. Would you do it? To get my yeah Yeah, that would be awesome. I have to take the hair off your would you want to be a shorts guy my god? I'm a hairy guy on the leg. Oh god bear Yeah, you got to go to Turkey with the boys. That is a sharp divide Are you where I've literally bought like the like hair Cream stuff that people will use for balding on their head and tried putting on that that didn't work

So yeah, that's um send this boy to turn frictional alopecia. Are you embarrassed wearing shorts in the summer? Oh, yeah No, I don't wear ankle socks. That's for sure Going to go to the beach. Yeah, what do you do? I guess you just suck it up Yeah, I hope no one notices She's always standing how of six inches water. How does this never come up? Hey? Hi, I try to wear Pants, I guess I don't cover it up like high socks. I don't know that's brutal. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing But also kind of a brag by you

How so you're like oh anyone got this rare condition where I played so much baseball growing up no I think this is from like Nike high saw oh really yeah, this is not. Oh, I assumed it was Baseball no, I think it's literally just mid-calf socks. You got it. I'm here probably from your soccer shin guards, too Yeah, I know you played that for years. Yeah, I used them off the field, too So you found your water bottle that you slide about where was it oh he was it was himself well I knew I misplaced it after I thought I thought the slack no that slack is a little bit more casual conversation you're on you're not constantly think of an office Clifty Martino's on this slack what he

DM me saying that he used to work for us in Some capacity you know that you like set the internet up and the cameras in the year, but he's on the slack I think mmm. I guess he is on the slack He knew about Evo's water bottle before we did yeah, that's crazy I know I think it's only fair wouldn't have sent for you to slack that if you a hundred percent know someone stole it and You didn't misplace Well, I was just more so looking for 64 more maybe look like an idiot Evan then just it well That was you you took a little over the top to help you made a whole conspiracy

I launched a whole investigation because you said someone stole it there's 64 people in the slack. I believe so What's like the craziest thing that ever got dropped in the water? usually like it's about principle Doug. I'll give you 20 bucks. I don't like your tone with Doug there. It's about principle. Okay, so we spliced together. I'm walking on the basketball court here.

I want to take a break and hit on the sim. I sit on this couch. Go ahead and hit on the sim. I'm gonna skip through here a little bit. I hit a couple absolute darts. There I am, taking the glove off. I'm leaving without my water bottle.

So the water bottle... I just wanted a little bit of help. Probably on this couch. And you got it. But also, look at that. Oh, come on. I'm going CSI. HeyI next time before I launch an investigation Can you retrace your steps? I did retrace my steps. It just blends in with the blends in with the couch

Did you have a good weekend? Yeah? Yeah, this is my birthday this weekend apparently What I am I I went out with one of my friends Brian from our softball team. We went out and got drinks at Bad Apple or something. Our softball team. Our softball team, yes. We went out and got drinks at Bad Apple. And I sit down, I turn my left and Nick is just there. And then Rudy, KB, Mooc all show up.

And next thing I know I go to the bathroom, I come back and a waitress comes out with the tallest piece of ice cream I've ever seen in my entire life, and she's those happy birthday, and this brings it to me We it's called a mile high cake, and we asked her to get to and stack them Say birthday no we did you do you said you were hungry feel for? Yeah, I'm great. I don't know if you guys have had a picture out or nothing. It was on your table Yeah, I can I can send it to TJ. I guess when did you go? Why didn't you go to the pig roast I? Was there is for charity it was I was eating the mile-high ice cream

And then I had to go check out the the dive bars in in Lincoln Park. Yeah, but Yeah Yes, send the picture TJ. I want to see a big piece of cake Big piece of cake Big piece of cake There's 70 71 people in the channel what I'll hit this up. Can you? Enjoy someone's message with like a emoticon. Oh, yeah, there's all sorts of reactions. What's like though? What's the record has anyone ever gotten like 50? Oh, that's a good point. Well, this is the Chicago channel There's there's like a main channel for all of our store rarely

Is there ever yes telling jokes on there everybody get like crying laughing about? Emoji in this yeah, you can do laugh. You can stamp on fire. I don't do the fire I'm the top boys. I should have laughed at your lost water bottle slug. Yeah, you should have that would have taught him a lesson Bunch of clown emojis. Oh that is big. Wow. That's all ice cream Wow That's a big piece of cake. Did you finish it? No pussy yeah Shout out Colin Colin had a lot of it Seven time trillion have her Colin. Oh, yeah, seven times where?

Xavier no shit. Yeah, I Don't know the seven no fucking shit. I'm something he had seven years of eligibility No, he had seven trillions in one season of college basketball. Oh my god Okay, seven different games. What's this thing Tony snow created? I know what it is Okay, worldwide Bob and Tony snow collabed. Mm-hmm Okay, thanks. Well, thanks for having me on guys. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks Evo Thanks for sharing your condition. We can't oh, yeah. I don't, Brandon, do you know about his, the, you see his TikToks?

Sometimes. I try not to. Which ones? Just like any of them, that one. Just the idea that Evo's doing things. I'm not telling him he can't do it, but it. Yeah. Look at that. He's got like a secret life that I don't even know's just going on tick-tock. It's very public. Yeah, it's very public very public secret

Yeah, like hundreds of thousands of people are seeing this Good for him. Oh He's tick-tocking a lot. Yeah too much. You're right friend? I'm sorry. Were you tired? I'm tired. From what? It's Monday. I didn't have a good night of sleep. Why not? I work more on the weekends than I work. What? Don't say that. Yeah, also what? I got to take kids everywhere and I got to, my weekend, my wife had a migraine yesterday so I had to run everything. It was bad. And I didn't sleep well last night. And I woke up every hour, and then I'd do the math in my head,

how many hours do you have left? One o'clock, I got three hours left to sleep. Two o'clock, I got two hours left to sleep. And that's depressing, man, when you wake up at two o'clock and you got two hours left to go. I woke up at like eight. If I woke up at eight, I'd be late.

Also, taking your kids places, that's not work. That's being a dad Yeah, it's not like the greatest joy and are you one of those dads as soon as you got a babysit tonight? No Being a dad there are times when it's more work than it then then not yeah Brandon's this come back to you living two hours away. No, no Does this come back to you living two hours away? No, no I'm just tired. That's all can I have a comfortable clean car to make the commute and the man be tired Yeah, my car is rough. I got I Got a lot What you got in there? I got golf clubs. I got Andre Dawson

I got a lot of things Andre Dawson is in your car. He's in my car right now right now ball to big So track the windows at least? No, he's fine. His favorite music's on. It's a tough life. I didn't have time to go to the card shows this week. Oh my god. I had to play golf.

Oh, it sucks. You played 36 rounds of golf. I had to play golf. Holes of golf. Well, me and my wife, when I played Friday, and then the weather got it. Oh, so you played three. Three rounds. Well, me and my wife, when I played Friday, and then the weather got it. Oh, so you played three. Three rounds.

I played two and a half. You have no good. You have no idea how good you have it. Why is Mike Kadek face timing you? Face timing me. Can we talk? I don't know. He hung up.

Can we talk about Menson, the fact that he never intended to go that way? It was never about the wedding? Never. It was never once about the wedding. Never, ever, ever. Must not have been funny. We sniffed that out last week, and he was like,

yeah, I'm still going to the wedding. And he made it for the opener. He, I was exited at 715. Stayed for after. He rode a fairy. Yeah. He rode a fairy. Spelled like the creature.

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account, use code YAK for $20 off. Your first purchase. I would buy this shirt. Uh-huh. Perfect. I'm excited for his vlog. Said he was vlogging it. Yeah, next month. Yeah. The wedding or the concert the weekend the whole weekend Yeah, so if it was the wedding it'd be 20 seconds. Yeah Then I went to a wedding and then back to the concert. Why did it be hilarious 20 seconds? Him just laughing his ass

Should we do this gender reveal I Guess so excited. I'm a little nervous. They're in the booth right now. Yeah, what's up guys? I'm a little nervous Are you guys excited? Oh, man? Rachel oh So who wants to? Rachel or Matt who wants to come out and and do the gender reveal like the ending with us or both do you both? Sure, yeah, they gotta be together. I think one of them should answer the yakko with us Yeah

fine Yeah All right, I agree. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yes. I don't know why you keep looking at me. I've said yes three times I don't know. I'm looking at you. What are you guys rooting for? Oh Good question How far along are you? So it's probably gonna be a girl or a boy Almost certainly

Do in November right that seems forever away if we guess the date of birth can we get naming rights? It's been a wheel for the name Yeah, we will yeah All right, so we have our we have how we're gonna do it we have our plan in place There's a plan in place. Yes, believe this was big cats Are you gonna put this on me? In case it doesn't go well, this has been God's idea. It was somebody's idea. We all thumbsed up it.

I intentionally stayed out of it because if I found out anything, I feel like I would spoil it early, so I am completely blind in death here. We don't know what it is. No, I think it's a great idea, especially because they're both Yakkers. It's in a sealed envelope, right? They're both fully into this world. TJ knows. So we have a Yakkel that the the last question will be boy or girl

We got to get all the answers and then we will reveal the last one Okay, and then we have balloons and everything all right So how do we want to just go right into the yackle you want to have them come out here and go with us? Yeah, all right. Well. Let's talk about let's talk to them about their love and their commitment yes And see if this is gonna end in bitter divorce no Can we name the kid yeah, I was thinking we could Can we get at least one name for each boy and girl? Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah What do you guys think santonio Cathy for a girl love santonio santonio for a girl great

Santonio for a girl great San Antonio for a girl is great for a boy fella. That's pretty good. Ooh fellas or chief Scorpions cool. Scorpions will be awesome Copernicus not bad Scorpion could be a boy Rambo. What about Mark Titus one word? Yeah one word. Yeah for ceviche ceviche. Yeah one word yeah one word yeah for Saviche Saviche yeah Riggs took off for a little bit yes Riggs started naming their kids Riggs yeah a lot of possibilities here any of these like you guys feel like a spark when we said these I'm cool with anything that's not like Scott with 75 letters, okay, okay? Yeah, all right, so cross that off 10x Hold on hold on a second see Scott with like five T's would kind of rock

Yeah There's one at the front yes, why would you stop it five T's I don't know not six sure s is a dollar sign. Yeah Yeah, just adding a shitload of letters to one a regular name would be awesome What about just one ten ex doesn't really belong? Ten X 10 X yeah, what about? Ten-E-N-E-C-K-X sounds like when Elon Musk's kids yeah All right, well let's do this let's do it I'm excited so When you you don't want to be here Brandon Brandon come on your child your child

You're like one of the premier. Yeah, we also need you for the yackle, too. I'll make a baby in a heartbeat Is that how long it takes you? Like a C-minus attitude me yeah, I'm talking about playing my low energy It's a Monday. I'm more energy. Yeah Did you like try really hard on mostly sports and you're like I can punt the rest of the day no no It's the rest of your I was in low energy all day. I haven't been low. Well, and his mic's not on.

Brent was hitting. You're one of the most you are the most integral cog. Oh, fair enough. But I go as you go. I feel like I've been fine. I've been the straw that serves the drink. Kyle, I've been here right here with you. I'm right here with us.

Thank you. I've been looking at you. How long have you guys been together? We talked to the mic. Why do you say it like that? Why do you move us? I've been together seven years How long you've been married five and how would you say the marriage is going? Mm-hmm pretty good. Okay, nice Where do you guys live? Just north Milwaukee, North. Hey, what kind of look like a suburban neighborhood? neighborhood who can we see a roof got a yard? Do you have a dog waiting for this child we do oh Corgi blue healer mix oh Nice. Yeah, that's a great man. That's a that's a short little thing

Crazy little thing will you be showing this baby Jerry's show? Yes. Oh, yeah. Raised by Mr. Jerry. Wow. We might have to do like a research study. Yeah, we'll see. Checking in on his video. We'll see the mugshot.

Yeah. Picture last night was a little concerning. Yeah, yeah. That will happen. That will happen. All right, so rooting for a girl, rooting for a boy. Your girl. Is it like a heavy preference or you go?

Have you practiced, like, are you ready for if it's a girl? You practice faking it. Yeah, like we can't have a Gordon Hayward situation. Yeah. You don't, but don't hand it up too much. Can I talk to you real quick? Do you remember the Gordon Hayward? Oh yeah.

Yeah, daddy's always happy. You can't have that. TJ, pull that up, because's always happy You can't have that TJ pull that up cuz oh, yeah, what we can't have you want a girl The girls are great. Yeah, and it's good. You're not during the holidays is when She'll be yeah and alive They don't eat much Also, you got to remember like Like I'm not making judgments on you guys because these are judgments on myself.

Like, I was like, oh, I want a boy so I can play all sports. Like, your kid's not going pro. OK, either or mine. No. I accepted that a long time ago. So girls are pretty awesome. Yeah, looking forward to it.

OK. Ready? Yeah. Whoa! It's a girl! I can't! Whoa! You want a girl? Bernie, you were right. Is daddy happy?

Daddy's always happy. Oh my god. I'll do better than that. Yeah, you just got to do better than that, Gene. He got this. It's the bar. It's the bar. He already had two girls.

I don't think it was about boy or girl. I think it was about we're doing another gender reveal for our third child. I think he was just probably like, come on, I'll get back to playing video games. Oh, I'm very excited though. I'm nervous. I've never done gender reveal. You'll do great. Thank you Who's participating in the sparkle quiz all of us and we ask question once we get to the end they're gonna answer yeah

What they don't know this they don't know I don't want to say a stupid fucking answer during this this is a big deal Yeah, this is a huge deal. Let's try to get a perfect sparkle So if we don't get them all, they just sit there and never find out? Yeah, that's actually true. If we do not get to the end here, well, Kyle, we're just not going to find out. Kyle will cheat.

We can ask the office. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is a team game. OK. Are we ready? Are you guys ready? Now, Yakko is in its infancy stages as well.

What if it fucks up and? I did think about that, TJ. Is there what if it fucks up and I think about that TJ's there a chance it could fuck up like boy careful type oracle Danny said that he tested every answer on here and none of them autofill okay good TJ gender this could be awesome are we sure that they typed in the right gender I am sure la la land here you want me to I will triple check now that I'm looking at the correct one I'm jealous that TJ already knows this is exciting some cheese Brandon did you find out with your I am looking at the right

look I found out I found out the first one was a girl we had her November as well so start and then we found out for all of them. But you found, like I just found it at the hospital, the doctor's office. I found out three months, four months, whenever you can find it. As soon as we can find out, we found out. Right. And Titus is waiting. I'm waiting.

That's really cool to you. The one month till due date. I don't know how you do it. It's in your inbox, is it not? How do you not, I just. I'm treating it like it's. I don't know know I just wanted to know I wanted to you got it No, I won't be prepared. It's not really that doesn't change anything you got to be you got to be envisioning him going pro Yeah, like yeah, you got a little bit of time that you still will hold on to that and if it's a girl

Maybe she could go Yeah, I want to know if my kids going pro or marrying a pro. I need to know Our weight and TJ we have balloons and everything yeah, there's a crew waiting to bust in so so when you guys When it gets revealed you brought a crew make it a moment To bust in I We brought a crew. We're the crew. It'll be special for you guys. To bust in. I don't mean it that way. They are going to prematurely bust out.

Where are you going? Thank you. Oh, yeah. You know, in my head, I was like, oh, I hope this is cute, because one day their kid is going to watch this and be like, I'll have fun. You guys are ruining it. Be cuter.

Be cuter. I mean, we have to address how it would happen. It's gonna rock. He or she's gonna be so fucking funny. My brother over there let it steep. Yeah. He did, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

Did you know too? Were you like, this is the one? This might be it. Yeah, you can tell. This might be the one. Mock-a-root. I think I did it. I just got it. Yeah, you can tell. It's like he's the one. Mock-a-root? I think I did it.

I just got it. Kate, you good? Just a quick wink being like, yeah, how is it? You're welcome. Yeah, you held your hand up. Fuckin' do a bat flip. You got a bat next to your back. Went back down to court doing this shit right here.

Yeah. She's not gonna be next to your bank. Went back down to court doing this shit right here. Yeah. She's not gonna be having deli balls. Okay. Alright, let's do it. So we're ready. We're ready for everything. Let's get this. I say we just go around like we do a yackle and then when we get to a point where we're in trouble we'll all help each other.

Nobody accidentally say boy or girl. Correct. TJ, this is the most important typing you've ever done in your life Celebration yep go with your heart like if you guys want to embrace do that if you want us to join Give me a look the look Take up the floor do whatever you want. This is your moment. Okay. Have you thought about what you guys are gonna guess too?

Because that's the other thing is like, it will be not, no it'll be great no matter what, but you gotta guess it at the end. Yeah. Also if they say boy, it doesn't. Yeah, yeah. But if your kid's watching this back one day, no, why did daddy say magenta

for one of the primary colors? That's embarrassing. The light gets it right. You gotta get it right. Oh my god, you do. You have to get it right. We didn't think about that. No pressure, but you gotta get it right.

Oh. Okay. All right. I feel nervous. Oh god. Holy shit, I'm right there. Okay This is awesome. Oh my god. We can't run out of time guys. Oh All right, uh, oh, hey, I, Malia. Uh huh. Okay. Okay.

Red. Wait. I'm used to going after Kate's. How are you? Are they giving a turn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys get turns too. Okay Rachel. Blue. Oh god. Oh, I'm gonna rip Jamie. Oh, we're gonna need some

help. Oh, yes. Uh Jeff Bezos. There we go. Kyle's going right to Island Country. We gotta go in with Sasha. Yankees. Manchester United. Nice. I think it's just team name. I didn't know which one. Wait, am I out? Are you out? No, we need you in. Okay, I'm I'm back in. Okay. Okay. I didn't say I didn't I'm a cowboys. Cow people. Cow people. Cowboys. Cowpeople, cowpeople, cowpeople. Cow, cow. Cow. Start with cow. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh no. Don't look. Don't look. That. All right, wait.

No, don't say cowboy. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. We just have to be ready if this. No. No. Don't say cowboy. Lakers. You want me to do it off camera?

Lakers. Yeah, do it off camera, do it off camera. That's a good call. Do Cowboys. It shouldn't, this should be fine. It should be fine. This shouldn't auto complete. They tested it.

There you go. Okay, all right. Okay, okay. Great answer. Great answer. Fuck. Okay. Nick?

Who's breathing in the mic? I think it might be Matt. Yeah, he's nervous. He's nervous. No, you're breathing in the mic. Yeah. Fine. That's okay. Samantha.'re breathing in. Oh, yeah, that's okay Samantha that might have been Rachel though. Don't take my category. That's kind of my category unfortunately, too Go ahead case give me Carrie we're fucked with the Mordor what the hell is Mordor that's

Okay, no, but that's hardware stores Yes Hardware stores read about okay. No, but that's hardware stores. Say Charlotte? Yes. Hardware stores, right about here. Okay, we can do that. Okay. Am I up? Yeah.

King? There we go. Yo. Oh, God. Where'd that go? Okay. Top six riches. Is it Boyd Winchester?

Why'd they make this joke? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the, uh, Mets. No, Celtics. There you go. Oh, it's probably all football. No, uh, Giants. There it is. Nice. Give me Knight with a K top hardware stores rated rook pawn Philippines is that a

nation yes should work you know if you just said the answer to peas one one L. Yeah, we go Queen Sucker burger. Yeah. Yep. The only three I know Eight That's for sure. Ace. Is it coming up to 10 minutes? I don't know. Oh no. Oh shit.

Can you pause it? Oh shit. Oh, it is only 10 minutes. Oh no. Oh, we're fucked. We're fucked. What do we do? Oh my God.

You gotta restart it. Pause. Oh no. Why is it 10 minutes? What do we do? Oh my god? Yeah restart it pause oh no Why was it ten minutes? Why is it ten minutes? TJ After each guess so like now I'm just looking up the phase of the moon. What? No, we got this. Oh, okay. All right. Fine. We're not gonna finish this. What? Joe? We're not gonna finish. Let's restart

the quiz and restart it. Restart it. Oh my god. This is so yak of us to just you guys having fun yet? So much fun. Time, time, time. Why don't we just get down to like nine and a half and then say, all right, is it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that, okay, all right. Let's do it, because all we're doing is building up to the guess anyway.

That's true. True. Good point. I was having fun doing some trivia. Good point, good point. Okay. Oh, did he already reset? The options are timed mode or free mode. Free mode, free mode free mode free mode let's just take a risk ten minute timer we're still working out the kinks timed mode and

free mode no free mode free mode is a ten minute timer alrighty okay alright just rip rip these rip the ones we already had Bezos Zuckerberg Malia Leah Cowboys Do Cowboys off musk musk King Queen pawn My god Who's the fourth one on sex? Uh you do all the let's do all the chess pieces. Let's get through all these Sex and the Beast. Do all the chess pieces. Let's get through all these.

Miranda? Yeah. Carrie. Oh. OK. OK. What's the other primary color? Yellow.

Yellow. All right, do the chess pieces now. King, queen, pawn, rook, horse. Knight. I said it right. Bishop. There was Yankees. Yankees. Giants.

Giants. That's about where we were. Bears. Philippines. Oh, we're just going through. Yeah, let's just rip through some. All right. Steelers.

Steelers, bears. Jets. Ace. Ace Hardware. If you guys know about menards lows Nice, who's that rich guy in like Montana? He drives like a cheap ass car warm warm

No warm no warm buffets not a full oh Yeah, get these for us. Waning gibbous. Waxing gibbous. Crescent. Crescent. Yeah. Yeah.

We almost got it. Miranda. We're going to need you for these countries, Kyle. Do we go with that? Indonesia. Indonesia's great. Sorry to you. Malaysia.

You got a nice Indonesia. Malaysia. Sorry to you know that you got a nice Malaysia No, no Sweden Norway Norway All right, let's go back to let's go back to everyone guessing one at a time. All right, we're in a good spot I feel like we're gonna get this next. All right, you were up. All right, uh Is it gonna be all you think it's gonna be all these things to be all football teams? I mean Nick's Maybe no. Okay. All right Just I'll say Lakers again. Yeah Rams

Yeah, 49ers No, oh It was American sports team yeah Steelers Patriots Wow there are sports Raiders what's the hardware store Yankees. Dodgers? Oh yeah, good call. No. Red Sox? Fuck. Warriors.

Ooh. They're out there. Nice. Good one, Titus. Good one. That was big. That was big. Got us to this.

41 out of 54. What's the country the bottom of South America? Chile yeah, Chile. I feel like they could be nice island II Russia. Oh, okay Finland oh Us Yeah, all right go Kyle go go Yeah, all right go Kyle go go Japan have a bunch of islands China my nice China Who are the rich people? Who's the guy who owns the Jaguars?

Shot shot con on he's not that way Bill Gates. Bill Gates Aha who's the other guy? Was who's the guy the Oracle guy Larry Ellison oh Who owns Virgin Airlines? Richard Brandt, but he's not American. Who's the Google guy? Oh? Sergey Sergey Sergey Sergey something The last hardware store? We got Ace Home Depot. Warren Buffett's not on there? No.

No. Who's the other Google guy? Page? Oh yeah, what is his name? Sporanic? Nice. Nice. I don't know about you.

Aw. Okay. We're getting close. We're gonna need this last hardware Nick Last heart think there's a half moon We already said it What's when there's no moon I Mean it's gonna be Walmart for the

top hardware stores rated yeah, necessarily sales that's just another hardware the best do car parts count as hardware no oh oh oh no oh Riley's no no no no no maybe Maybe Hmm France maybe territories, I think UK Les oh my god Spain no I'm trying to think of like I would really fucking suck if we can't finish this NASCAR. They just they just don't commanders cuz they just sold Not oh wow

Anybody can they by name another hardware store Mexico is Mexico Thailand no Thailand my Thailand Thailand oh Thailand ah what about what about fucking nervous? Fucking Other tiny countries with like 80,000 people that have Micronesia islands and islands islands. There's a bunch in those but No, okay, give us a hint TJ For which one the moon phases or countries countries islands you guys are guessing too small currently China Russia and Argentina Brazil

Then answer no we're planning our guests for Australia we might not get there Australia. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good answer Moon and hardware He's home depot Yeah, I'm just gonna. I'm just I'm just gonna I'm just gonna run Brandon I'm just gonna run real quick to a fucking yeah I gotta go arm and fleet that might be regional no don't you have to get a well I mean you know some yard work yeah yeah Lowe's is no that's a hike so that's a good one tractor supply oh so I'm gonna go to fucking uh I

Gotta go to fucking what are some ads on a NAS? I gotta get some some hoes for my for my for your garden garden. What is a good ace? What is Blaine? Yeah, what is his sponsor? He does the commercials? Low maybe it's not Blaine. I don't know go get a garden. What are other big? They all have good jingles. Why don't? Who's gonna judge us for cheating? Hard the baby. Oh give us a hint Tj for moons You guessed half not half different fraction three quarter quarter quarter quarter three quarter First quarter last quarter ah

The other one is it The other one is... No moon? It's a... One of the Twilight movies. We have two minutes, guys! Twilight? First blood. Eclipse, eclipse!

Eclipse! No, the other one. Full moon. No. Full... New moon. Sorcerer's Stone. New!

New, new, okay. Hardware store! Hardware store. DJ? Yeah. It's like a hardware store. I don't know Napa. I've never been there. That's car Where's the letter start with what t t? Was to guess oh my god. Who wants to guess? Oh my god? I'm guessing girl. You're good. Is that what we're going with. Oh, that's the official matter You okay with this official now you love that love it. Oh my god. Just tap in G. I are and then See hi all right breathe a little bit. Let's think.

Breathe. Would you like to change your guess? I feel like you should just... Erase it. Erase... It's a boy. It's a boy. It's a boy. Okay, type boy. Oh, she's shaking. I knew you had that in you, Matt. Congratulations.

It's a boy. Hit him. Why did we get hit on this side? They're their parents. Oh We're not the parents they're the parents over there Make great parents we did it it was exactly thank god you guys watch the act because that was exactly how it had to go boy BP why yeah we're struggling with true value. Awesome. Congrats. Thank you so much.

You guys are so exciting. Good boy. As that's Scott with a lot of T's. Yeah, it was. I knew you were a dog like that. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Congratulations.

Yes, congratulations. Thank you so much. That's awesome. Oh, thank you for everything. I got a bunch of candy now. The fucking confetti going on just outside his head. Congratulations, man. Oh, man.

That was awesome. It's boy, the first Yak baby. Our first Yak baby. Come on. Oh. Sweet. Oh, yeah, and TJ doing B-P-Y. Leave it to our people.

I just stay on brand. But then our crew came in and just the wrong side. Yeah, can we see the confetti again? That was. That was just poor, right? There's so much face back here. We did nothing. Look how much confetti's over here.

What a gender reveal, I'm addicted to them now. That was awesome. was it it was probably better than blasting them with flour which is my first idea oh yeah with a different color yeah with the leaf blower well haven't left yet yeah no they can hang around it's our baby yeah Oh Wow, we really we really went above and beyond Look at that

The celebration or oh when this kid is is of age it's gonna be hilarious We have rights to all future children, right, Matt and Rachel? To all future gender reveals? Matt's just floating over it right now. Yeah, if there's any more children? Yep. Okay. Love that. Love that. Wow.

I hope they have like 20 kids. Look at them all. Man. Wow. What a rush. What a rush. A child has been born. What a big day for us. What a huge day. Congrats to us. Nick, Titus, you guys just crushed that. We were excited.

This is one piece of confetti in front of Matt Scherr. It's also not like they did the multicolor confetti. Yeah, they knew. Yeah. Could have gone blue. Could have gone blue. There's some blue in there.

What do you do after that? No, no. Great, great. Kate, great. True value. True value. I don't know where that came from. Good pull, Kate.

Good. Wow, look at that. It's a board. There it is. Frame it. Yeah. Regular Sporkle is going to be less exciting now. Yeah, cool. We've. It's a board. There it is. Frame it. Yeah. Regular Sporkle's going to be less exciting now. Yakkel. We've got to reveal a secret.

Yeah, something has to be every time. If any closeted person wants to come out. Huh. A murder confession? Yeah. Awesome. Let us know. Let us know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even even know where do we go from here? Oh, no, I'm sweating. Yeah, we have any other pregnant people in the office

well You're gonna do mine. We got yours ready we could Yeah, your wife will think it's funny, so I feel like she wants to know more than I do I Don't know why I don't care I Just I don't know. I was always just I just wanted to know as soon as I could I never and we never really had that curiosity to let it play out the whole thing But I mean the moment in the hospital is gonna be irreplaceable. So You'll you'll win in the end. so. You'll win in the end.

Yeah. You'll win in the end. You always do. You always do. You see, there's a change.org for Dave to be banned from WNBA games. No. Pretty awesome.

I'm addicted to the WNBA discourse. It's, I've never seen racism thrown around so willy willy-nilly the worst thing on the internet awesome though Everyone's racist a white boy Rick got it. Yeah, white boy Rick is racist white boy The brawn is a sellout and white boy Rick is a race. Yeah, so racist racism allegate accusations Everyone's a racist if you literally two million views on a video some random dude hating on her for dribbling This is all rooted in racism, and this is weird jealousy and hatred towards Reese well. She does absolutely nothing. It's so tiring listen if anything it's sexist all right Yeah, that's true Yeah, no everyone is it uh it's racism both sides

Are they all like Caitlin Clark angel Reese takes or is now like there's more to talk about? It's pretty much Caitlin Clark. Yeah. It's pretty much just all Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese by extension, right? Caitlin Clark fouled her this weekend and the world blew up. Okay. Technical racism. And what did Dave do wrong? He was at the game.

Damn, Rick. He was at the game. He was at the game. He wasn't just at the game. He was in the game. He was in the game. He tried game. Yeah, he was in the game. He was he was People didn't like that it was in his mantis costume. I don't know I think mantis was also there and he was yeah, and then people were calling out Dave for Like some sort of collusion with Caitlin Clark. Yeah for the triple double

Yeah, yeah, cuz she said she wanted to get back in there for a triple double they blew him out It's fun Yeah, it's where you get the double racism going mm-hmm Caitlin was caught on the broadcast telling Stephanie she need one more rebound for triple doubles. This is literally illegal I don't understand literally not let that guy know about Ricky Davis He would fucking lose his mind literally illegal literally that happens all that happened on Friday in the Knick King Yeah, all the time by there whether by 40 he's trying to get his last assist Ricky Davis threw the ball off of the offense the rim to get his own rebound on the other

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What's a career compared at the world of t-shirts I? So for people don't know outdoor boys the guy he is retired his YouTube channel cuz it got too big Well, he got too popular in Alaska. Yeah, it went for two million lives million subscribers in 18 months To get too famous for a fight a rock yeah, he's got this There we go that is a lovely silver say all you gotta do is have a fish out of water for a little bit he's done that many a time wait wait he couldn't find a rock yeah they were outside you guys. Battery's on. Did you guys see the guy?

There's a guy kicking a rock till it becomes a sphere. Oh, he's been doing it for years. Yeah. He's still doing it. Still going. It's got to be close, right? I don't think so. No. It didn't look like it was any closer. Yeah, it would take a while. He's trying to, like, do a million years' worth of work. Yeah. He's just kicking it.

He's just kicking it. He's just kicking it. Sneaker. Oh. It's just kicking sneaker. Oh Round it's actually getting pretty close. So there's oh, there's at least two of these that I've seen running currently There's one that's kicking a brick where it started as a square Into a round shape, but this one is actually rolling pretty good Yeah, I was gonna go on he's good at that. It's a great rock That's the extent of the impact and friction and that would take years, right? Yeah How did it start as?

1.2 million followers I'm doing it wrong. I also saw this is a really dumb one. But did you guys see the Well now. It's like three years so far. Wow. See what? He's created the perfect crime at IHOP. No. No.

Is that a T.J.? Is the guy that's sending back steaks? Yeah. Oh yeah. He's so funny. What's he doing? He switches his steak out for a raw steak and sends it back That's awesome. He gets his steak, and then he switches it out. This is the other one get guy kicking a brick. Oh my God

Different account he started out of things for now. He started here. I mean, that's just. 832 miles. I'll say it, that kind of sucks. Yeah. That fucking sucks. Why are people? There is nothing better though than when you get a good rock to kick for a while. Is he beefing with the other guy?

Is it like a tear-jerker? It looks like he's just copying the other guy. But that works. Like the extent of the consumption is just watching it for five seconds every day and then That's all you need hundred years from now. We're gonna be like this is how we Content look at this guy That's an awful-looking stay

Give sound or no now you're good That was too easy. Too easy. Unfortunately, we do have cameras. We both said that you did swap out the steak. I'm so confused. We have cameras. You checked the cameras?

Yes. No, the steak came out like that. We could see you swap it out. Whatever bag you did. You know, you have that bag and you could show me there's no steak in there. I mean, you do just have to pay for the steak. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll show you.

Unless you might have thrown it out. No, I didn show you unless you might have thrown it out No, I didn't throw it out All right here Oh, I didn't know that oh, okay, I didn't know the steak was in there You didn't know the stick was in there, but you swapped it out yourself Hey, I just want to apologize. I'm just like really geeked right now Stopped it out yourself. Hey, I just want to apologize. I'm just like really geeked right now

You know left pocket dog shit Tommy tough knuckles one-eyed Willie this guy The swap is funny the swap is hilarious funny, but making fun. Yeah Yeah, I'm kind of part. Yeah, does he sweat has he done it before TJ I? Mean no, that's my first time It's basically the the Ray-Ban meta glasses have like changed the prank game Or you can just like that that guy's just sitting at a booth And you would never know he's filming something for a video, but because he's just there in the glasses It's changed the the entire landscape of like yeah I didn't like the end, but you have to admit swapping out of raw steak is that's a funny premise

We need those classes funny Brandon, it's brought of raw steak He swapped it out. That's pretty harmless for the most part. I would say so makes eight bucks an hour He probably tipped her well, I doubt it. Yeah. Well that part then he fucking sucks. Okay Sorry is why shouldn't shoot it. No you can share it. I just I Can say who sucks just hate everything. I don't hate everything. I hate everything. I like the rain and we're Brandon's guys retired And he's I'm lashing out a bed. Oh, he does this a lot Oh Okay, wait, let me get another key card is that cool. Okay. I'll be right back

Not bad He's just doing steak pranks Let me see let me see No Brandon You can cook it yeah, there's a little bit more I'm sorry did you guys see though? All right? Here's a prank you might like Brandon the there's one where people are now When they go to dinner they tell everyone at the table tells the waitress or waiter to take the meal from the dad. Oh, yeah That's fucking funny while he's eating while he's eating you like that one better. Yeah, but that's right somebody these guys Pranking somebody in your own party is funnier than pranking. Yeah

We can we agree on that one keep on that one TJ say it again sorry they they take do you know who posts it? The guy you've seen it the guys who take the food when their dad's like mid-bite. They have the server take it from him He's like what's going on. It's awesome Sorry, I the steak is a miss. I think the beginning of it's fun. I don't like the pushing I apologize Oh, you're fine. I don't know it's fun You see our very own gooch interviewed Tom fucking Cruz. Yeah, whoa, that's a pretty big get yeah biggest No shit. Yeah. Yeah this see this We handled it well

Well Now let's see I'm a couple really good ones at least I'm out here taking shots Pretty good Long highlight reel is a bunch of them. They were all all good I'm taking a couple I think they're good we've all been there which you've been digging Brandon yeah what do you watch on the internet you're just sitting here eating bunch of crime I might be missing but I'm shooting I'm in the game. Well I used my own mostly sports today. It was a news reporter that chased off a dog while I

was doing the thing. But I don't know. Outdoor Boys kind of got me in my feelings. Outdoor Boys did send me into a little bit of a mental tailspin. Like he's retiring because he's getting too big and he wants his kids to have a normal life and I'm like, maybe I should just move back to Mississippi and just not be doing the Yakery thing. You're an egomaniac. No, I'm not saying I'm getting big. I'm just saying the life my kids were supposed to have

was being Mississippi. Yeah, but like... I kinda like what he's doing. You're experiencing some really cool things. I'm jealous of him being that emotionally intelligent with his thing. He's still gonna make him being that emotionally intelligent with his with his he's still gonna make a fuck ton of money with his yeah he's made a whole lot of money he has a what does he have a brand or what well no he has that

his whole YouTube back catalog that you could watch right yeah is there enough is there enough content out there if you just go back and re watch old yeah oh yeah he says said he's done 1,100 videos oh and this is a second YouTube channel the first one was just all fishing. It was catfishing carp, which I don't really like catching catfish, but he made it look pretty good. I have an idea for you.

I'm just gonna go ahead and what do you say? I go around the room, do I just say yes to this blindly without even considering it or do I hear the idea out? Yeah, take a risk. What do you think? Yeah, I think you say yes. Chay, I'll do it. I mean with this guy retiring you like to fish There's a lane where nobody's punching fish anymore. Where could he be going with you could do that boy?

I can be the fish the fish puncher that would those videos would go crazy I know Walker the fish puncher. He's an outdoor boy in Alaska. You will have a pond. Yeah It also dispel the rumors that it's the same fish you're catching Oh, yeah, if you punch it, I'm not allowed to kill the fish I live in catch-and-release later your punches would not kill I think I could kill a fish if I punch as hard as I want. I don't think you have the heart It's a I can't kill anything. I don't think it's getting a massage If I wanted to kill a fish with a punch

Like a goldfish maybe but you should You should become the punch, the fish puncher. Now people could bring you fish. Do you only do small fish or do you like branch out and like punch a shark? You should just do a YouTube series where you progressively kill something with a punch like more and more aware. So you get to man. Yeah. What's the biggest animal you can kill with a punch? One. Oh aware. So you get to man? Yeah. What's the biggest animal you can kill with a punch?

One. Oh god. And you start with ant. Yeah, okay. What is the real answer here? Like a thousand bucks. Wait, with one punch or many punches? One punch? One single punch?

Okay, Che? One punch or like as many punches? No, one punch. Well no, he punched the fish a couple times. I think we need a discrepancy feeling. Probably out on the first punch. Yeah, it might have been. I think I could. I think it's like a rabbit. No what about like a big-ass bird? Oh like even then I think they have to be standing up

right you can't punch it into the ground the same way. I think if you do the fish technique. I think you get a bird flying towards you and you punch it you could get it. I could punch a mouse to death I don't think I'd kill a rat with a punch. Yes you could. Rat? Yeah one good rat punch. I don't think I kill a rat with a punch. Yes, you could Yeah All right, I got it down is tied down like you know how you tie prisoners to railroad tracks For damsels in distress just like that you're gonna have to punch harder than that I didn't want to punch as hard as I could that would have been crazy So is there a way we could do the science and figure out how much

force it would take to kill these animals and then we could see how much punch force you could have I could take out a possum I bet what about I think really not a raccoon though well no you wouldn't know if you took out a possum yeah what if you like put tied down an emu and punched it right in the brain yeah I think I could handle tiny brain and a tiny head house cat. I don't know that I want dog skulls are pretty strong. How cat No way. Is the cat allowed completely restrained or does it have movement of head? I think enough though I think it's got to be just completely restrained little chins. I could probably take it. I

can take a kitten for sure. Yeah, that'd be easy. I don't know if that would kill it. To bake it. I think it'd kill it. A good, as much as you got. One punch. I don't know. That could be your thing, one punch.

Everybody knows the rules. Yeah. All right. Are you backing out to a fight against a fish? I'm not scared of a fish. I mean I like a musky would be tough Bass and crappie no problem. Hey, whatever happened to that bunny you brought for blinker. Yeah, how is it the jaw not see much? We you homed that was that bunny's name again, Kobe, Bufkin. That's right I take Kobe Bufkin out every night and watch TV with it really you have away. That's your pet I

Go you're a bird in bunny house I I'm a bird guinea pig and bunny house wow this is me sitting in my recliner downstairs does he like you yeah he loves it he's he's gonna be buffing I sit and I stroke my bunny while watching TV what's a what's a more overpowering smell rabbit or can you pick Oh can he pick can he picks our asshole where's your bunny? Uh he lives down in the basement with us. Is he is he should I bring him pretty active? Is it? Yeah. It'll get to running. It'll get to

running. Take a punch and I'll take it out and I'll I'll I'll pet it and you kiss it. I'll I'll snuggle it. I'll nuzzle it. Um but she she likes being held. She likes to the touch. Uh the guinea pigs. They're scared of people. They won't let you touch them. They're not very like, they're not fun to touch. I told you about them. Did I tell you all about them? I had two guinea pigs.

Uh-oh, had. Yeah, I had two guinea pigs. And me and my boy, my middle boy, who they were for, came to the conclusion. We brought in Kobe Buffkin. He's like, you know, the guinea pigs never took. Let's take the guinea pigs back to the store. They never really took the people.

Let's let somebody else have a chance at them. And so we were going to get them, and there were four guinea pigs. Oh, no. There were two guinea pigs and two babies. They grow up fast. That was like two weeks ago. They're already like adults.

And now they're going to be more. Four guinea pigs. Does your house smell bad? No, I have two. Fire them over there. So I have two birds. They stay with my wife. They stay on the third floor.

And then the other guinea pigs and the rabbits stay down there with us. They don't really have a smell to them. Do you think they talk? Yeah, but I don't think the rabbit. The guinea pigs are devious. I don't think the rabbit has been turned by the guinea pig. Life of pets situation.

The rabbit's good hearted. The guinea pigs are evil. Do you separate the guinea pigs now? No, so they're just gonna have but are you breeding getting when I got them though. They gave me two girls Are you sure so this is the exact plot of Jurassic Park so what? They either gave me a boy and a girl and told me they gave me two girls or they gave me an already pregnant guinea pig Life so now the boys Fuck the mom. I don't know. I don't know how many boys there are. I don't know what check I'm probably gonna I don't know I'll edipis shit going on They won't let you grab them so I can't I'm not to the point in our relationship where I can check their

Just like any little punch do they got like dick and balls? I got it got it somewhere. I don't know I mean could you check you can you check you could probably check a Guinea pig and flip it around and I assume you could taking balls. I I don't know how I assume you could you gotta be Really? Well, you got it. I've missed I've missed gendered cats before though. I've had cats with boy names in the ball cats or girls I've misgendered cats before though. I've had cats with boy names that ended up pregnant. Well, cats are girls. They're girlish, yeah. I had a cat named White Boy for 15 years.

He was a girl. How'd you find out? Got pregnant. Can he pigs have like 500 babies a year? That's not, no. How would that be true? Rodney said and Dr. Dolittle Chris Rock Chris Rock has played a lot of animated animals has he oh yeah, scar Madagascar zebra

Mosquito Shrek, what do you play a mosquito in? be movie I'll be More like he's in a lot of those. I'll look. He's not a very good actor, so I think voice acting would be better for somebody. What do you mean he's not a good actor? He's not a very good actor. He's not good at acting.

Rush Hour? He's not in it. Grown Ups? Oh, I see what we're doing. John Q? Yeah, we're being softly racist. That's my that's the best kind. Using all the Madagascar's. Are we allowed to talk about what's going on?

What is going on out there? This dog show going on tomorrow, but I don't know. I know I'm not allowed to be in it. I think it's for Dave's new drink So I don't I don't have any I found out about it yesterday It's for Dave's new drink and I believe to get the dogs on the dog show adopted got it think But no Zupy's dog is in it. Oh, oh really? Yeah. Oh, so maybe not. Yeah. Yeah Unless Zupy's putting his dog up for adoption. Yeah. Perhaps. But if Dave wanted to adopt Zupy's dog, he could just take him, right? Yeah. I guess so. Stella's fourteen today. Oh my god. Happy birthday. Yeah. I mean, we don't know her

actual birthday but it's she's about four. Yeah, we picked a date. Fourteenth year of life. Yeah, how are you gonna celebrate? I give her a hot dog every year on her birthday. Very nice. Yeah Look at her chef. Donny was over this weekend, so You can see his shoes I got the worst pang of jealous So good when you were just making fun of something you didn't change. You really had Chef Tony over to cook the hot dog for you. Tiny little shoes.

What a relief. Brandon, how's the Buncha? Very good. I forgot about it. On Friday. Are gender reveal people still here? That was awesome. Yeah. I know it's kind of hard to follow up then. And I don't know if anyone caught it but Danny did say could you punch a baby so that was

what we did. Oh my god Danny. Oh fuck up. It's just a question. Is I guess a question. No such thing as a dumb one. Brandon is the punch guy? I don't think I'd do a human baby.

Okay alright. Well you said a kitten. I'll do an animal baby. It's a baby's kitten. Yeah. Guess a question no such thing as a dumb one Brandon is the punch guy You said a kitten Yeah, animal babies and human babies are different ones an animal TJ hit him with my dick pants guys. Oh what? Huh? You know I've been talking about him for weeks. Oh My work here is done what I don't think there's dick in those pants. I'm out. Oh there's

But you can't Could they flip before the pants you can't wear those unless you have huh dick a real dick I don't I couldn't wear those. Oh, those are just pants Where are they? Are these guys in bed together? Watch out that might be butt crack What is this yeah, well it says grinder is my latest obsession whoa These are the high oh yes, I was talking about this guy wears these pants hiking because it's like gay pants hey oh Keep scrolling What oh

Oh, I don't know This is my sorbet for you guys Cody Karma palettes a little bit they aren't the founders or Brand they just have the pants. I guess I thought the one guy was I thought I thought they were like hiking Special hiking pants for dudes who chafe and then I found out that I gotta show those To mincy although you probably wouldn't realize they're gay. You'd have it on backwards. Yeah, why are these guys cracking me up funny ass pants? Yeah How's the sailing guy doing oh He's pretty far now. Is he almost there? He's got to almost be there. Is he he's gonna keep going After he gets to Hawaii yeah apparently you gotta stop

Like that's that's the sick Around the world got his chill. Yeah, he's got his new followers 15 fuck a million. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, he did it oh He's in a car. No. No this is him saying like oh Oh, that's missing a car. No. No this is him saying like oh That's missing his father yeah very misleading a 19 of sailing across the Pacific Ocean alone with my cat from Oregon to Hawaii Today I'm gonna move the sails. It's gonna be the first time changing course in like, I don't know, five days or something. And see if I remember how to do it.

But yeah, we'll see how that goes. I gotta start undoing the layers here. Nah. I just wanna see him get there. Or the ore. Bring in the main. All these people in Hawaii are like dude as soon as you get here Like he's getting free every like nah, they're gonna walk on that

So I'm just gonna Move this dial in the hydro vein. Yeah, also we found out like yeah, he's like drug running or something That would be pretty yeah, the more that it looks like he going to live, I feel like the less interest people have. Yeah. Good for him. You guys want to help me decipher some logos? Yeah. Yeah.

UK Slamfest announced their lineup of bands, and I can only read two of them. Are you guys familiar with heavy metal logos? No. They try to make them very illegible, okay So you get slam fest just announced the bands that were gonna be there and I don't know I don't know who it's gonna be Is this a real thing it's a real thing Like heavy metal bands like pride themselves on how illegible their logos are. Yeah.

Whoa. Oh my god. First band's obviously malignancy. Correct. And then the second one's corgasm. But then that's where it gets a little tricky. We got incinerate. Incinerate.

Where do you see, oh, incinerate's there in the middle. Middle. Oh boy. Chinese? All right, far left. Visions of. Where are you? S far left. Visions of... Sourdough. Visions of sourdough. Say fashion? Self-assune.

Something the... The the. Exhumation. Visions of disfigurement are doing a vile mutation set. Yeah, they're doing their vile mutation set, which that's their vile mutation set which is really fucking exciting You may oh, it's something turd in the top left right? Sword turd turbo turd I think it's yeah, I think it's maybe no is it micro turd I might be micro No, there's two micro turd Micro No, there's two micro turd

Worship the dainty one on the right there worship the punishment. That's goth Therapy what is it? Does that say cock cock no? worship the Remnant us okay, that looks like it says the N word. Uh-oh. Oh, commation? That is...

That bottom right one is- is- Nothing. Is brush. This is the kind of thing they give you when they try to prove you to not be a robot. Like type in the letters. Yeah, it's a capture ass line up. This is like an eye chart, the bottom row. It's impossible, you can't- Yeah, exhumation capture ass lineup. This is like an eye chart the bottom row is possible. You can't yeah exhumation exhumation

It's just a joke poster No, no this is how all their logos are except for there's this one metal band called party cannon And they just stole the toys are us logo for them so they stick out on every flyer smart yeah It's always fun to have any of you ever been to like a death metal show Not like that no That's not that's I just like the the artistry of the logos. Yeah, there's but you could find party cannon Shins of Exhumation gore monger chainsaw castration. Mm-hmm digora

Obulating a dapper Chain show acting cadaver a Proc to philic necrophile That'll be a good dozen niche. Yeah. Hey the The couple back there is on the wheel. Oh oh yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be wet today. Yeah Let's spin it TJ. It's gonna be wet. I mean if it ends up on the pregnant lady. She's got a Sopping ways yeah, all right Ken bone All right Ken bone

Lord all right Congratulations to boy boy that Wow sorry about the steak pro boy mom if you ever forget what they having, just look up at the ceiling at the three balloons. Yeah. That'll remind you. That's how you know. They will be here forever. This is the saddest balloon ever. All right, let's, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, because. We've got five. Oh, there are five. What's the red one, Titus? I don't know. That's pathetic. Laying on the. What's this balloon?

This was laying on the floor. Yeah, they half blew up the balloon. Whoa. What? What? So they did have helium? This was laying on the floor. Yeah, they half blew up the balloon Whoa? Maybe like a little yeah, they had like a party half calf of helium Wow Lay on your back Close your eyes. Let it go and then retrieve it

Close your eyes. Let it go count three, then get up and retrieve it. Should be pretty easy. One. Now try. Try to grab it. Got it. One, two, three. Eyes still closed.

No. pretty good game Kibby you be good at this yeah try fitting into that one Right above you just grab it. Wow. Huh natural. Whoa, dude Huh gone there's no way Danny Conrad could do that there's no fucking chance in hell, right Danny stupid ass Hey, Danny one two three never Get it Danny Through it for that was one of the words. That's the wrong balloon you threw forward

Don't throw forward just let it go. One, two, three. Go. You can do this. Get it. Get it. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Again. You got it. You got it. Wow. You got it., Daddy. Oh, man. Wait, ready? Yeah. Three, two, one.

Now one, two, three. You should have gone bare ass. I thought Brandon was gonna punch you in the head. You were not ending until you get this. Please, Danny. It's above this one. It's behind the light. Right above your head.

Right. You squat above him. Go. One. Onion quiff. Two. Three. Damn it. Oh, I could have done that. Oh, this one's tricky. One, two, three.

Damn it. Oh, I could have done that. Oh, this one's tricky. Oh no. Low, low, low, low, low. Behind you, turn around, turn around. Take one step forward. Okay, wait there, wait there.

Now. Turn around, turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny. That shit is pulling with you. Oh my God. That shit has your number. Oh you Danny it was in your hands Danny yeah I was trying to fart didn't have one. One, two, and three. Get up, get up.

Get up. Oh! Backwards! Turn around! Other way, forwards, step forwards, forwards, turn around. Hands down lower. Lower, much lower, much lower. It's on your face.

It's in your head oh my god head turn around lower way lower no don't look at the cake oh my god oh Danny that shit

come on Danny Danny this is torture it was sitting on your hat brim. Did you not feel that? You do stink Okay One He's ruined oh You touched behind you come on

Come to me. Come to me. Keep clapping. You touched it. Turn around. Right there, right? Oh! It's right there.

In front of your face. In front of your face. Lower. Hands out. To the right. Lower. Yeah, see you everyone tomorrow. Thanks to Matt and Rachel.

That's how you balloon right there. It's the X style of safe, for a while it's the X. It's the X. It's the X. Yes, time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the X. It's the X. Hey, congrats to Madame Rachel. And happy birthday to my homie David. Alright, love you guys, see you tomorrow, have a good week.