The Yak - We Pushed Kate to the Edge of HURLING | The Yak 10-11-24

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Whoa. What was that? What happened? The sound just stopped. Whoa. I think we're good.

We're creatures of habit. Who did that? Show yourself I'm pretty sure he did That's a new record for Lucas Negative second rollback calm promo code. Yeah, 20% off your first purchase first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code yak 20% off. Where's TJ? No, no York. I think yeah, you know flight keeps going back to New York for some reason interesting Lucas I rockers, rockers, rockers. Oh, yeah, I rockers. Lucas.

Ugh. Let's have that be the only mistake, huh, bud? Yeah. What's up, Lucas? You have my word. I'll make sure that's possibly the only mistake. Wow, wow. I feel way better.

Very sure. Lucas got sassy with me the other night. No kidding. What'd he do? Yeah, I was lightly criticizing his passes to Jerry in the three point thing and he got, he like stormed off. How many hours into it? It was in the, no it was at night.

It was only like four hours in. Oh, that was like two hours in. Yeah, real short fuse. How long was the whole stream Lucas? I think like 13 How long would it have been if you invited Titus off the get 20 minutes? Yeah No Titus he was getting he was basically like claiming that the passes didn't matter when I'm true Well, I mean that's cuz Lucas is a dumb bitch

Yeah, the passes are all that matters when you're trying to get someone into a rhythm. Right, right. He was throwing it all over the place. That's why Chuck on the free throw thing, Chuck was grooving right to me. Chuck was. Yeah. Yeah, Chuckie.

Chay had a specific pass for each person during that 41 free throws. Yeah, he did. Chay's out next week. What, vacation? No. I'm in Tuesday and then, yeah We are Monday too. Yeah Family thing okay, okay?

Say the family thing that's no that's a body Yeah, that's a cold gray body old, but itgb. I volunteer this information to my employer. It's very safe Lucas what's today's date? The 11th mm-hmm and there's another mistake What what do you do look at this fucking day? Luke. People probably think they're watching a replay. It's fundamentals. There it is. Huge.

You know who I bet has the date right today? Taylor Watch. Why? Just that I think they have a guest producer on probably. Oh. I got it. That took me a second to realize what Taylor Watch was. I was so late to that game.

Taylor Swift? What? Oh, no. I was so late to that game. Taylor Swift. But just whatever we're doing with that. Oh, okay. Really? Oh, like I was like a week ago. I found out what I'm naive. Well, goddamn your mic. I don't know what's going on. I know you're you are the last to learn a lot of info, because people don't even try to tell me. I'm also the last to learn a lot of info. You think so? Well, like the, not business stuff, but social stuff here. Yeah.

That takes me a long time. I remember when I found out our good friend Cody was in a relationship. Oh yeah. Oh. And that was like, they had been dating Was in a relationship. Oh, yeah And that was like they had been dating for like a year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they shared a room. They engaged See we're talking about yeah, when did they get engaged a while ago? No Engaged for a while. Oh, well, let's raise money for his no. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, which Cody? The K right Cody with the K you're talking about Cody Lanza. I'm talking about Cody land. Yeah Yeah, what could you talking about?

his Cody His Cody's again the house Sleeps the guy who goes to trivia and loses all the time and sleeps in a hospital bed in his house And Cody wears reals fan bills bills fans engaged Yeah, a woman not to a co-worker no, but still a woman told him yeah Yeah, he's an anomaly because he wears the loudest streetwear like he'll wear like a very red hoodie with like a muppet giving to Perfectly matching hat and then he'll be like super shy Coily be like, what's good bitch? With his voice trembling.

And then you don't really hear him and you're like, what did you say? And he's like, nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. I see him five times a day outside of work. Really? Go to the same gym. Every corner I turn he's there and he apologizes. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry you have to see me so much When is he getting married? No idea. Yeah, no idea. We need like a social newsletter for this Yeah, right not like the work events people's yeah, well did you guys get that text this morning? Yeah, I do not wait was that I thought that was a prank. I thought it was a prank too But I looked at I looked at want on dawn's phone. He got it too. What is it? Yeah, there's like a all of our phone numbers are in like now a big bar stool Like automated message automated chat what yeah like in place of slack It had the prankiest verb it sure did as a way to communicate important updates and information to help us keep everyone in the loop

Oh, that sounds fake. Yeah, I prefer not to receive it press stop the people team I'm on one. I had one of those, a different one this morning, my kid's kindergarten class. They just decided all the parents were going to have a text group. Oof. They're doing a roll call.

For what? They're like saying, like, say who you are and what your kid's name is. I'm not responding to that. No. I'm staying in the weeds. I'm saying no in that. I'm going to stay on it, and I'm not responding now. They're I'm staying in the weeds. I'm saying no I'm gonna stay on it, and I'm not gonna say anything they're trying to like link up. I don't know we should

Maybe we should get one of those fucking Tom Mullen pictures Put it on the wheel oh my yeah, and add me to the group yeah Yeah, we're just Yak chat with all the parents. Yeah, we're just like gonna be five minutes late. Bunch of kindergarten parents. I'm in a group chat with there's two other families that live in my building.

And we just share sounds and smells. Like a couple days ago, I was like, anybody smell that natural gas? Nope. Anybody hear that? Nope. Yeah, I'm in hell though with this thing

cause it's just constant. And they're like, one person even did like, I'm this person. So and so's boss. Being like the kid's boss. a little humor no no need for that No need for add me. I'll be like and I'll be like well my son's surgery is finally tomorrow You know Chuckie you you were on something this morning what happened oh

Chuck you you were on something this morning. What happened? Oh? Yeah, I jerked off this morning I Was not asked if you jerked off this morning, all right well That's what I thought you were inferring to my tweet earlier but yes, there was a different tweet I had later about someone that took a bite out of a donut and Put it back much too many people's disgust. Is she doing the stand-up cadence? Yeah, I don't know like a talk show host He slipped into something draft analysis boys. Yes radio che Sorry the quote

The quote given was I can put it back because it's in a wrapper that's What's up, so he this was a That's not what's on this. What's up? So he this was a Like a caramel apple type donut where had a stick attached to it There was a little wrapper under it like you'd see with a muffin or something and of all the stands donuts that get delivered There's really only two of those I'm in so luxurious donuts and an unnamed person took a bite of it didn't didn't cut it off or anything took a bite of it and then his Way to justify it was,

well, it's okay because it's in a wrapper. What a douchebag. Was this put back in the box with the other donuts? If you take the wrapper donut, if you take one of the premium donuts, you finish the fucking premium donut. Or there's knives out there you can cut, that one can be cut into multiple pieces.

Or get rid of the evidence. Danny, did you get a chance to ask Brandon why he didn't just eat the whole donut? not yet? He was still scarfing it down This doesn't smell like Brandon this smells like our biggest douchebag We've got and where are the bites to be clear the rapper has a quadra rapper has nothing to do with this equation Okay, can you can you go to the cam upstairs Lucas? Yeah, it might be too much. Yeah, there's a big Lucas ass and Yeah, it might be a too much of a yeah, there's a big Lucas ass and

Douchebags on the camera douchebag heat-seeking missile. Oh my Malasek is a douchebag check check If we had to bet on who this was what would their odds be minus 10 million? Oh my god, so it's date whites on stage. Oh, I was You're seeing smoke. My top three was white socks Dave one Nikki smokes to intern Jacob three Yeah, that it has to be one of those three right I think it's her Jacob's probably scared of eating at this point after what happened last week, and he would eat the whole thing No, he will the day will pass and then he'll go right back to fucking up. Yeah, I just think this is

White socks Dave is not a douchebag. He's a he's like a hard-o a bore The day will pass and then he'll go right back to fucking up. Yeah, I just think this is white socks Dave is not a douchebag. He's a he's like a hard-o bore. I could see Wild a wild oh wild poor. Yes. It's a wild boar. He's a creature so like if the doughnut was on the ground it would be white Dave, but it was Elevated he probably couldn't get to it. We should have a trough for White Sox Dave to eat out of. I'll laugh at that. We just, yeah. Anytime we have to keep Dave from food,

we just put it on the counter. I can't see it. Dave should review ground food. He should. I'm here at the Illinois State Fair. Yeah. We have a lot of good... Crumb reviews.

We got a caramel apple So who was it che Sneaky smoke he's the biggest douche ever Gets in has the premium donut. How would the rapper be the justification there? I don't know it doesn't make sense I would know he did this last night when we like on Thursday nights because we stream Thursday night football So I go home at like 4 o'clock Do dinner bedtime with my kids and come back right a kickoff came back right a kickoff last night We'd ordered wings all of them were eating what yeah, no etiquette and that was probably Nikki smokes. He looked very fed

And the sauce all over his face. Yeah, yeah, right. That's it KB I'm starting to wrestle with my kids Yeah Any tips? What technique do you know just double I'll fuck him up. Yeah, they have fun crazy how strong I am compared to a five-year-old It's like actually insane How many could you take on so many dude? It's a stamina issue really not strength, but it's like I you could stiff arm a five-year-old into the ground

Every time but they love it. I bet oh yeah, I mean wrestling is instinctive almost yeah in the epic of Gilgamesh Yeah, exactly and the Iliad I told them that too. I was like guys. Let's do some Gilgamesh You guys remember the epic of the oldest sport. What can I say? Yeah, but it is great like have you guys ever been around like a fight? It's awesome feeling like you feel like Superman is wrestling orders, so we I have my Five and oh, it's so funny. They're just they try to do every move, and it's just like Nothing yeah, but they can go for two hours. Oh, yeah. No, that's actually I tap most Yeah, after about 30 minutes of Mike. All right. What was the first time you beat win away?

Probably ninth grade senior year of really and you guys all the time we did I can never tell how hard he was trying but And you guys ride all the time we did I could never tell how hard he was trying but Be be nice probably junior senior year So you were a safe happy was fat back then he was a fat man your dad was fat. Yeah, what how'd he lose it? He's real into exercising now All right, don't share all the secrets one of the best ways All right, don't share all the secrets. It's one of the best ways.

Oh man. Brandon not here? Yeah, even in my way. Gaiorgi Matt was on mostly sports. Did he hear about his... But he wasn't, he didn't want to do Yak. He didn't want to do the Yak. Yeah, he was scared. Can I get visuals on him? He's a good looking guy.

He's hot. He's a good look already hot. He's a hot. He's a good-looking man. Yeah What was he interesting? And then uh yeah, yeah, yeah, he was he was well put together and complete sentences and stuff So it's like is he wasn't like a dog electric. Yeah, let me ask that Oh, he was just like a very very normal guy a normal guy and the Brandon Walker universe He's a very and I mean this is a compliment a very forgettable character. Yeah, he's Brandon's best friend Do you think Gail or G Matt's best friend is Brandon? I? Don't think I don't think so yeah that kind of dynamic he moved out of Mississippi. I think he lost yeah, yeah

Yeah, cuz he definitely had to find it. They hinted at it cuz uh Matt said that he's an Ole Miss guy And he said they play LSU this week, and he's like that's that's really our biggest rival not Mississippi State Brandon got worked up about that, and I think it's sort of the similar line of thinking that like yeah Yeah, Brandon. It means more to Brandon than it does Matt No, he's gonna get his heart broke. Yeah, who's like the biggest college team. That's like rivalry cocked like that Penn State Wow, Penn State doesn't really do they claim Ohio State

Michigan State a little bit Michigan State yeah, they claim Michigan. Yeah, I mean that's a big rivalry, but it's not and state bigger rivalries Ohio State So you think Penn State would be it would have one. Yeah, they don't really have a got to get a new one yeah Yeah, they don't have one. I mean they were Yeah, not really they were late to the play pit do that Because they weren't an original Big Ten team that might be why to where were the temple? It's got to be temple probably temple Notre Dame just kind of cucks everyone with rivalries because like everyone has a rivalry with Notre Dame They're like we just have a hundred rivalries

Like they play Stanford every year. They play like Navy or something, you know USC. Yeah, they have a rivalry with Michigan USC But they're just the kind of it's probably like the best place to be as a fan though to have that many big games I don't know because you rivalry games do they do mean more and they hurt more I so if you have like a ton of them, that's just a lot of hurt Yeah, a lot of hurt a lot of hurt out there. Is there an NFL team without like a hated rival? Mmm, the Texans the yeah, I can't have one the whole Yeah, the whole a FC South. Yes Well, they probably all hate the Colts right yeah, yeah the entire Texas Titans kind of

Because they took their team. Yeah, then Andre Johnson You're getting robbery car sucks Yeah, like if you're a Michigan State fan just being like you care so much about beating Michigan And they're just like yeah, we just got to beat Ohio State. Yeah, I know that they keep Michigan fans much about beating Michigan and they're just like, yeah, we just got to beat Ohio State. Yeah. I know that Michigan fans care about beating, I think they just call them little brother, but still. But nowhere close. That hurts.

Yeah. NC State basketball, you know? Yeah, NC State's always fun. Oh yeah. They're there too, back at it hard. They're just sitting there being like, what about us? What about us? Yeah.

Yeah. They just went to the Final Four and no one, Carolina Cares. I forgot, I forgot about that. They made it to the Final Four. They did go to the Final Four and no one Carolina cares forgot Holy shit, that's true Did no that big boys playing in China now, right? Oh is it your burns? Yeah got bigger. They got bigger China food China Eddie Lacey China. Hey, Lacey China food. Did you guys not talk about big boys, but did you guys see Max's freak out?

It was... A new one? Well, I don't know if we ever played the one from... The Philly game one. ...where he slapped Dukes. Yeah, yeah. That was all time. It was basically like watching a road rage...

No, I got to see these. Is that the same one where his underwear is like in for mercy? Yeah, it was ass-cracked. And then on PMTE,T was basically like the line in the sand was that they were videotaping his ass crack That was where he drew he was like That's where you go too far. I asked man has to have a code not me having to wear pigtails right

Did he did that underwear break midstream or he showed up with his underwear? I think he had holy underwear. I don't know. He put it on like that? I think so. I mean, Za. You don't throw anything at him. Have you seen Za's underwear that he didn't throw away? Yeah, remember the one that he retired?

Oh, pull him up. Oh my god. Yeah, sorry. I'm trying to get this Lucas I just sent it to you. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Whoopsie. Oh, this is gonna be... Damn Lucas. I just sent it to you. Sorry. Oh, sorry whoopsie Oh, this is gonna be damn. It's anything. Yeah, I'm into Luke somebody else Lucas any calls since you've been on No, I think I blocked a good majority of them. So I think I'm yeah, you're definitely good. Yeah Like people to call into Lucas Yeah, and I'm due to retire

Another pair. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't do I didn't do a spring cleaning this this summer Well, I still have like this one the one that Lucas is about to pull up right now Hold on you got to do your spring cleaning in the winter. Yeah I'm due for a big cleaning. It's just been staring me in the face This is already like half my clothes on you waiting for the right season this one was retired this one was retired 2022 those were black by the retired my periwinkle jet black. Oh my god.

Those were purchased. You were wearing these right up until this moment. 2004. I remember the exact strip mall out in, I think it was when we came, so 2004 was when we came for my brother's graduation. So it was an Orlando strip mall, the Calvin Klein outlet. Bought those then and got me through high school, retired them in 2022, right after COVID.

We should have tried to return them. I feel like they ripped. Same strip mall. A receipt from 2004. So I still have the ones, I have the set that I bought later on in my high school years. So that was, 2004 was my freshman year of high school. So the ones I bought later on are the ones I slowly need to start retiring because they're they're not looking good updated I'll update you guys on though

how how those are looking were you wearing those when you got hired at Barstool oh yeah those are those highly superstitious about those oh yeah hard to let go so you're retiring another pair soon. Yep, the bench a bunch of piss. Oh Can we do it on the act? Oh, yeah, yeah, bring them in Just one memory for each. Yeah, right. I'll bring them in a farewell tour Bring them back Yeah, no, but yeah, no underwear I get a teshia I would like to do a retirement show that would be awesome Everyone should bring a piece of clothing bring piece of clothing the retire retiring. Yeah

Did you find the clip of max? I said TJ. I wish it was TJ You're not TJ you'll never be TJ Lucas Oh no. I can't really do it. Yeah! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! a little bit more. Yeah, that. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's a guy who just got rear-ended. What if that was Rico? Um, I think it would have been okay.

Yeah? Yeah, it was Diggs on the other end. Oh, fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Max even said that. He's like, I knew it was Diggs. Okay, yeah. Like, if it was someone who...

Like, Diggs can always get a camera slapped out of yes Disgust yeah Dukes is like he is mad is he there's something so funny about the camera sound too when you get it slapped out of your head It's a good sound It's so perfectly timed with this fuck you too. He's a master of his craft He really is Today he got we were breaking it down and we thought he would get mad about the Phillies and he wasn't like he was Just like that we suck and but then he got like really mad about the fact that the ass crack was his butt crackers

And he find that I tweet I'll tell you where it was he like it was just a just pure pure anger Italian anger anger, coming out. You would have slapped someone's camera if they got it in his face. Italian anger is just racist. It's so funny, though. Yeah. It's the best, because it's just like this, and it's, ugh, the hands get going. But then he was ashamed that you brought up the butt crack?

Yeah, he's like, why are you talking about my ass crack? He said, our own company is tweeting We should just get other like very high up Accounts, yeah, we'll have to just get other companies to do. Yeah, we should pay like like influencer deal. Yeah Like the golden bear fire go go go a little bit further go like a minute in Further further further oh Yeah, right there. There's so much fucking shit in that room. That's and they're What that's why you were there for my fucking asshole hole freaks even he freaks he could spin this into an only fans deal yeah wait go yeah oh god by fucking at by another and your underwear pops out you got a

hole in it you think people are not gonna click that that's day one there's so much other shit that was going on in there I got fucking smoked in the head by a fucking hat by another asshole and more people are talking about my fucking butt crack yeah holy shit That comes out He's so good also weren't those whitey-tities yeah, they might On the alarm I got an ass crack that comes out. What does him being on part in my take due to his lifespan? Can't be great so toe Let's so tell you things and be oh

No, what's the highest probably some Scandinavian yes away in Norway That's interesting yes, the thing he keeps fucking up is no no no he makes it so funny Yeah, I think that's what he doesn't realize like you got to lose your mind and not be so funny about it He's so fun, and we won't keep going to that well You know we'll leave it alone, but unfortunately every time you lose your mind It's hilarious, or if he got that maddening it was scary Yeah, it is not scary. No yeah. He needs to hit someone for real. Yeah or something that yeah a medical scare He's a kill someone. That's what he needs. Yeah career advice. We'll leave him alone if he just kills one person Feel like he would beat that he could beat the shit out of somebody powerful man

Yeah, so lovable. He's a lover if he wanted to I think he's the I don't know, he's so lovable. He's a lover. But if he wanted to, I think he's a... Memes is the one that's actually could be like, could... Be like a scene where you're punching someone in the face, and everyone's like, dude, enough. Just keeps pulverizing him. Really?

Yeah. Like, Scott Farkas. Jared Leto in Fight Club. Yeah, he's dead, man. Get off, he's already dead. No. Fuck you. You didn't say that about Aaron Rodgers does he get that

he did oh yeah he balls his fists I've had conversations with him I'm like are you about to punch me well this is over the Jets yeah oh yeah oh my god his problem is he deeply suppresses it like he won't even be that argument of correct physical He he gets yeah, I did get quite a thrill this week We're on a Stella blue call on Tuesday morning, and he was on it and and solid got fired So I wanted to give you big cat the heads up And I didn't realize he was on the call and he was quite shocked. Yeah, he was yeah breaking the news to someone is the best best feeling ever

Have you ever broken a big story? No am I? Did I broke? Who's the astronaut died was it Buzz Aldrin Neil Armstrong probably alarm? I'm sure I broke that to my entire section at Wrigley. That was awesome. Oh Stood up. I was like hey Neil Armstrong died. I was like what? What do you know what how what the reaction they all were oh? You really yeah, I did yeah, it was all over now. It's much. It felt awesome. What one was when did he die? 2015 yeah, that's about ten people. Yeah, I don't know if people would care too much Robert Kennedy's wife died yesterday, right? Wait Bobby Kennedy the one that ran for president

Cheryl hindsight no no no no that's that's that's RFK jr. Oh His wife died yesterday, right? Wait. Bobby Kennedy, the one that ran for president? Sheryl Hinds, though? No, no, no, no. That's RFK Jr. Oh. This one was 98. Oh. Got it.

Kennedy curse. It strikes again. Damn. Got another one. Got another one. I mean, why can't they just live in peace, man? Fuck. That's terrible.

Ethel. Was it Ethel? Probably. Might have been the last Ethel. It'll circle back. Was it Ethel? Probably. Might have been the last Ethel. It'll circle back. The last Ethel? It's my favorite trans musician, Ethel Cain. Oh.

That's your favorite trans musician? Well, her is Sophie. But Sophie's dead. Yeah, so I guess it is her. Damn. What was Ethel's name before the transition? Dead name? We don't do that on this show.

Yeah, come on. The what? 96. Yeah, come on. Ugh. 96. Oh, man. Calling too soon. Yeah, way too soon. She's uh... 11, kids.

That's a lot. 11. Her face looks like a pillow. She's ugly. Yeah, she's... Kate? Is she in ugly that she was like always ugly ugly? Would not. Would not ugly ugly? Would not.

Would not. I thought the Kennedys were attractive men and for them to... This isn't even gonna hear me out. Yeah, look, come on. That's decades of ugly, correct? K, layered. Like a sedimentary rock. Yeah.

Peel back the layers. She's under erosion. Yeah Peel back the layers JFK used to say that if you didn't have sex you'd get a migraine really like every day. Oh, that's like prior He was an addict. Yeah That also is just like a like a douchebag thing to be like come on, baby. You know that I'll get a migraine Come on, baby. You know that I'll get a migraine George HW was scooting around on Barbara with a lady for 14 years HW was cheating She was okay. Oh, yeah, sorry. She was attractive D's D's D's

But not now No, especially not now. Yeah now now now now Fuck she's never. Not now. Yeah, now, now. Now. Now. Definitely not. She's never been uglier. Yeah. Not now. I don't know. They've versioned up a little bit.

That was a bad pick. That's actually true. Gone too soon, Ethel Kennedy. That's RFK's mom. That that's mama. That's his mama damn Man, he's gonna probably do something weird with her body He's they're doing that falconry thing you can win a day of falconry with him and dawn jr. Oh That's we're doing those are the giveaway. Yeah That would be awesome.

I, oh my God. Is falconry when you just. You hunt with a falcon, don't you? Wait, is that a, is that like a. Wait, the presidential election is basically becoming like our, like, parcel sports giveaways? Yeah, because Elon Musk is giving you $47 if you. They're just doing sellable coffee golden mugs.

They are doing golden mugs. Day of falconry. Is that a social activity letting birds Like is that yeah, what do you do with them? What do you fly on you I? Thought it was just like attracting Falcons to your arm No, yeah, you're going to your father the Falcon does the hunt doesn't hunt rabbits or something I don't know other bird out is it is it is that no unknown social thing is I don't know other bird. Oh, is it is it is that no unknown social thing? I don't know that's what you guys doing this week

Money six of us get together and Falcon TJ look up Falconry who gets to the Falcon on their arm Yeah, right that sucks with the other guys. There's no way those guys are letting you no way Two alphas like that Wasn't he wasn't RFK falconing when he found that bear? Was he coming back from falconing? Oh, he may have been.

Dude, he's got the wildest stories. The fact that that bear story just was like, no one said anything for 15 years. He put a chopped-off whale head on the top of his car. Yeah, it's insane. Where his kids were. It was dripping all over his kids. We're gonna see Ethel's body on top of his car. Yeah, it's insane. Where his kids were. Where his kids were. And the kids, it was like dripping all over his kids. We're gonna see Ethel's body on top of his car.

Yeah, he just... He's gotta do something. It's like the... when, uh, he had like some sexual, like assault, maybe an assault... Some story came out and a reporter was like, are there more of these? He's like, who's to say? Who's to say? A you. Like, who knows?

There's no way of knowing. He just doesn't know what happened in his own life. Yeah, it kind of rocks And again, I've we said this before he was I think a heroin addict for 13 years Which is one of the most impressive things I've ever heard you don't do that for very long 13 years You don't do that, but that's Kennedy money. You're getting good. Yeah Yeah, and then remember the guy who came out with the bombshell was like RFK jr. Sold me coke in Harvard He's like that helps. Yeah, it was like the first I was like Cool. Yeah, he had to have had the best shit. He was sitting on that for 40 years thinking he had a bombshell

He went up as our oh, we already did the bear story. Yeah, you gotta go before the That's the order of operations there coke bear whale yeah That the PEMDAS of this What's the bear stories out there? It's all everything's off In a dead bear cub in his car he cheated dude, didn't he oh? He had a he had a book with all the you like kept a log Oh, it's got a little Dennis Reynolds in them. Yeah. Yeah, he does a

Lot the Kennedys are just horny as fuck. It's just something about them migraines. Yeah Medical issue Oh Brandon's gets a lot of my oh Yeah Balcony is the hunting of wild animals in their natural state and habitat by means of a trained bird of prey. So they are just- Yeah, but how do you do it though? There's like five dudes go to the top of a hill and just-

Yeah, they're just lined up like scarecrows waiting for attacks. And they're not the one doing it. Do you have to aim the bird? Yeah, so if I've seen a falcon kill something, have I done falconry? Now. Fire. I missed. That is some- Can we do a YouTube video on falconry now fire I missed that is some can we do a YouTube video that would be

cool ever all the dudes walking out there Falcons yeah do they put a blind or blinded and what they call them blinders I guess on the house so is that a thing that yeah keep some calm birds remember that video that went viral like a few years ago where it's just a airplane full of Falcons Those like sheiks it's like they literally can fly. Yeah, why are they on an airplane? That's the big fuck you They can do that's the yeah, what were they doing on an airplane? It was a bunch of us Howdy men flying put their pets and they can fly They were going on like a big falconry trip. Yeah, maybe they were just bringing them somewhere.

Like fish on a boat. Yeah. Pointless. Like human being taking an elevator up a floor. Yeah. OK. I don't want to hear this fucking nasty voice. My uncle, President Kennedy, was in the White House

at that time, and a lot of people were talking about Camelot and I read a book about Camelot, about the young King Arthur called The Once and Future King by T.H. White. And T.H. White was a British falconer and so he had a chapter in that book about young King Arthur and learning falulcury and I read that it was very very detailed and And to me absolutely riveting

And I told it is cool as fuck. It's so cool. It's like fantasy. It's so cool. It's samurai's doing that I think like there were like war like soldiers had them, right? Yeah. Yeah No, it's it's like look at that right there If you're just standing in like a meadow with a fucking Falcon on your arm. Oh, you're using a gun that is very very cool But what's like the biggest thing it will kill? Cuz they're not that big no Yeah, like a squirrel or something yeah, what are they getting for you? I kind of want to win this prize now. You should apply or something. Yeah, what are they getting for you? I kind of want to win this prize now. You should apply. Yeah, big cat's out.

He's gone to your... Oh, it's getting another bird. Oh, that was badass. And then it brings it to you? I might be a falconry cat. And then what do you have to do? Snap the bird's neck? That's way better than trying to shoot the bird. Yes. Yeah. Ugh.

There's a falcon riss at medieval times. She's rad. They fly really close to your food. Did they snatch stuff? Maybe once in a while. Snatch a little kid? That'll be cool. That'll be real cool. We should get a falcon for the office.

What is the biggest thing a falcon can? I bet you a baby deer. Cup couldn't pick it up, but I bet you could kill it. Nah, probably not. Can you search what the biggest thing of Falcon is. I feel like I've seen a video of a yeah, it was like a problem is this probably ends up just like someone's dog.

It will be a always. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. It always ends up being a Yorkie. That's Manhattan, Manhattan balconies every year. The dogs, little dogs get scooped off by the bird by the birds no shit. Yep They sell like protective vests for dogs that have like spikes on the back to keep That's crazy. Yeah, like if you live near What do they got

Peregrine Falcon fastest animal in the world 200 miles an hour in a no-deal ducks you need fish yeah like it would like a groundhog a gopher be too much for them dragonflies what the fuck I could do that yeah hmm hairs that's rabbits, right? Yeah, those are pretty big though, aren't they? Yeah. What's the fastest non-mammal non-bird? Probably a fish, probably a marlin, a swordfish.

A swordfish? Yeah. Non-mammal non-bird. Uh, shark? Yeah, sharks are fast, right? Or no? I don't know. Are they?

Oh, the pistol shrimp, right? Pistol shrimp, but do they go far fast. No it just there. They're click faster than the speed of sound Oh, yeah, that's right. You can have those in a tank. Yeah Pistol shrimp Sound like RFK out just They click their little claws and it creates a sonic boom that like paralyzes the fish around them that they whoa that's so fucking cool The Mexican free-tailed bat will that that's a mammal. That's a man. Oh no no What's the bat per hour about a bat was a mammal?

That's not mammals eggs. They have fur that's not a bird as well They're kind of their boats of a mammal in a bird That's the most wrong. Yeah We're learning shit right now. What is a bird a mammal a bird's no Well, what are they lay eggs? I don't know what a platypus lay eggs, but that's the only mammal that does yeah Wait, what is a bird then? It's just a bird birds a bird You pull up the what is a gen then? It's just a bird. A bird's a bird. Can you pull up the, what is it, genus phylum? What is a bird?

Oh, yep, there it is. That's a bird. Thank you, Lucas. Good job, Lucas. All right, I can rest easy tonight. Huge. What's a bird? Wait, don't be... Say, what's a bird?

What is a bird? I have no more questions. Bird. That oriolele is sick though. That's a sick or a great bird, dude Great bird. What's your what's your favorite bird to see in the in the wilds the oriole or blue jay? Blue jays are awesome. Yeah, I dare cardinal to hard. We just look very cool, but they have a horrible call. What's their call? I? Can't really replicate. It's it's almost a sickening noise My kids have a bird call book, so I know what I gotta hear a blue What's what's your a bird call book so I know what the bird call sound like in the Blue Jays I gotta hear a blue. Yeah, look that up. What's what's your favorite bird call? Not even close to so soothing so far

That's it. That's it. Che. That's a snap. This is not a... Che's back there throwing up right now. Che, that's cute. It looks like Rihanna.

Not bad. That's a bird. Saying hello. It's closer, but it's longer and like... Yeah, okay. All right. That's sickening. That's cool.

Compared to all the other birds, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. it's longer and like, yeah, okay. That's sickening. That's cool. Compared to all the other bird calls,

that is the worst. Give us a good bird call. Yeah, what's your favorite bird? What's one that's soothing to you? Morning Dove. All right, before you search Morning Dove, Pardon My Cheese Stake football is back in full gear ordering Pardon My Cheese Stake for a game day meal.

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Yeah. Kate, you're a bird enthusiast? I like birds a lot. I used to be some nasty bird. Yeah Kate you're a bird Enthusiast I like birds a lot I used to be really in that tracks your binoculars I used to have yeah, I used to like go up into the mountains in New York and like no kid for birds You got to get the feeder with the camera. I I would actually if I saw a cool bird like I would get like You see those those hats they have the hummingbird hats Yes, that's a dream of mine. It is what's your rarest find? Um Not like I never saw anything that was super rare crazy now the meadowlands

There was a lot of birders there cuz that's like the main rest stop for birds on the it's like they're they're Buc-E's Next to the meadowland thank I that no joke helped me understand it along And they're there would be that camera people with like the super long Lens it like and there'd be a crowd and so I always like going over me like what is it? What is it? And they'd be like it's a it's a ravishing loon Whatever blah blah blah, and it's so rare and like but people like nerd out like crazy. It's like it's like real-life Pokemon Yeah, it's great a warbler I follow like all the bird there's like Chicago bird alert. Yeah. It's crazy. Warbler, I follow all the birds.

There's like Chicago bird alert, New York City bird alert. And whenever there's a rare bird spotted, everyone goes crazy and tries to find it. I'm so in. I might get a pair of binoculars right now. There is a birding community. They're fascinating creatures. They're fascinating creatures.

They're dinosaurs. They can fly. Yeah. That's so cool. And if they could, they would pluck us off the ground and fascinating creatures. They're dinosaurs. They can fly. Yeah, that's so cool If they could they would they would pluck us out of off the ground and eat us Oh, yeah, and a heart so I feel like any animal heartbeat you ever been around an emu or an ostrich. No Yeah, it's terrifying. We went to an ostrich. Yeah It was a blast on Tucson. They would bite the fuck out of you

Yeah, they're hard, but they were like saying like they know how kill humans, like they can kick and cut your neck with their toe. They have like a spur. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're terrifying. Don't like them. They're dumb as, they're dumb as all hell. I like a dumb animal.

Not a fan. No. This is a white morning dove. This is gonna be a basic coup. Yeah. This could be a basic coup Is that him Yeah, that sounds like I like that. 2007. That's nostalgic. Alright. Yeah, that was good. That's a good one. That was a really good one.

Uh, YouTube grossest bird sounds. Yeah, worst bird sounds. See if anything's worse than that J. Barnyard owls are s- they have a s- sexy face. Yeah, they have a sexy face. Yeah, they have sexy face. They are attractive. Yeah.

Oh, don't show me a shoe bill. That's gross. Whoa, is that an animatronic? That looks like a fucking. That looks fake. Yeah. Jim Henson. Frankie Valli. A dressed park rider. Yeah. Jim Henson. Frankie Valley at a Jurassic Park ride or something.

Frankie Valley. Pelicans too in California on the piers. They're kind of creepy too. They're big. They lunge at you a little bit. Creepy mouths. What are those birds that attack people in Australia? They're real tiny but it's like all these kids scootering crying, getting chased by birds. That's really funny. We don't like this right? But it's like all these kids scootering crying getting chased by birds. Really funny. I don't- we don't like this right? I hate this.

What- what would happen if you like- say some bitch? Wrapped it in duct tape and threw it off a building? That's like Jurassic Park. Whoa. I don't mind that sound. I just hate where it's coming from. That is Jurassic Park. That is... Don't mind that sound I just hate where it's coming from that is Drassy part that is How big are those things that guy that thing looked like I would Is there any bird thing up is there any bird you'd lose a fight against no? Oh, yeah, just punch a world's most outrageous bird What about other cassowary? part one

I used to have an app on my phone that could tell him tell me what the bird was Just I got it I don't have time for birdie Capuchin bird sounds like a wrong answer buzzer. How many birds are there? Sounds like a wrong answer buzzer. How many birds are there? Few doveties in the 50s are there like there thousands of birds few dozen I think of all the parrots all the different colored bird not how many how many exists in the well I guess how many species of bird species, but I guess it would be cool to find out how many birds Probably billions Lucas count those over billions I told her probably billions Lucas count those over billions

Estimate number of rows between 50 and that's a great yeah, I told you holy shit. That's a lot of birds Ten thousand birds good guess wow I didn't guess but I appreciate thousands. Oh, yeah, I guess it did 50 billion birds Like that's one of those ones where they just figured if they could ever just figure it out they get their shit together They'd run this place yep But we just we know they can't we know they can't but they they outnumber us I never will so much, but our guns and aerial tech yeah, see that coming. I think you could kill 1 billion birds Imagine walking down the street minding your own business and suddenly an owl is chasing you Some might say it's just delivering your Hogwarts letter, but

With wings silent as remember the video the guy with the owl in this car as you turned around no Oh, oh in the hood of the car Yes, can you find that I have a big was he eating out of like a pot too What was probably this is good shit yeah, this is like internet range I wish I didn't have Lucas look up the Australian magpie attacking a boy There's they're like taking over the country attacking a boy. They're like taking over the country. Look that up and then find the owl in a car video.

This is a good ass, this is an informative episode. Learning birds. We're doing bird talk. Well it's kind of like Pokemon hunting. Cornell U has an app and like as you see the birds you tick them off, you know? And it's like... That's a great point. That's a first.

Yeah, get him! Oh, yeah. Fucking get him! Get him! He's filming. That guy didn't get him. Max. Dude, just turn around and punch it. Oh, Max. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funny how the funny are so goofy is place rules are named Natasha square E who's that how's the woman talking oh Natasha square E find that out no oh

look at that one no it's like a dude driving with an owl sitting like maybe shotgun oh I like you're talking about this owl. No. What's this owl? Watch, there it is. Oh, oh. Imagine seeing that in your car grill. This happened in Florida and the driver said she thought she had accidentally hit a bird. It was very surprising. Micah Jordan. Wink.

When she got out of her car and she saw those two big eyes just staring back at her. The woman immediately called Florida Fish and Wildlife and the officer showed up and freed the owl. The officer said the owl appears to be in good shape and suffered no. All right. Find me the owl sitting shotgun.

I hope I'm right. Come on Lucas. Come on Lucas. You can do this. This is what you're here for. When I lived in this little town called Folsom in Delco, there was a man with a white cockatiel and he would sit with the window down and the cockatiel would sit on the window and he would feed it pumpernickel bread dipped in wawa coffee.

And he was like known, there's like news stories about him and like every time I went to wawa that's like what he did all day. I love those type of like local celebrities. Yeah. Yeah, it's the bird guy. all day. I love those type of like local celebrities. Yeah. Yeah, it's the bird guy. The white cockatiel guy. Everyone knows him. Yeah, I said it to my aunt Peg, I was like, there's this guy, and then she's like, you're

talking about white cockatiel guy. Yeah, he's always there. I've said this before, there was a parrot at our video store that was in front of the adult section. Oh, really? Yeah. Which one? The one down in Elm Terrace.

I never went there. Oh, I did family video by the way Speaking of local celebrities lieutenant and not a pedophile. Yeah, I'm sorry I Same name of his that is a pedophile saw those like he was just arrested because he tried to light a woman on fire And then punched a cop oh Why what did what she do? I don't know great question who like broke that news I think they do people really I do get an alarming amount of news from Jeff and I know yeah, no, I'm pretty sure he was

TMZ tweets it per Jeff and I do He's got his finger to the pole. I wait no, that's not it. Fuck. Okay. Did you just type an owl car? What's that one? I'm gonna have to get to work Lucas. I'm gonna find it Is it hurt Is this this the one with the guys in the back seat? It's a bigger wing than I thought they had. If you guys know what we're talking about text it to Lucas. I found a funny one.

This isn't it, is it? No. This is gonna drive me nuts. Amazing how many different videos have a hole in a car. Che, how was Joker? Alright. Left him speechless. Sorry, I was looking for something. Alright. Left him speechless. Sorry, I was looking for something. Um, Joker was...

It was a musical that had songs that weren't good. Oh. Nothing catchy? No, they're not full songs, a lot of them are kind of muttered under their breath. It was a musical?

It was, yes. It was a shy musical? Yes, that's a good way to describe it. Yeah, a shy music. How was the story? Not bad it leaves you kind of wanting more the ending is interesting and leaves it open to potential sequel, but no way Yeah, I gave it a six point three. That's a lot higher than most right I Don't know I heard it. I saw 4 p.m. yesterday and I know that's like a little bit earlier for showtime there's one other person in theater so I don't think it's if that's the barometer it's doing pretty bad second weekend out yeah the first one made like a billion I think if you liked

the first one you will kind of like the second one I just they turn into a musical for the sequel yeah it's almost often you see the different genre the first one had some like song and dance number type stuff. I guess yeah, yeah, yeah this one much more Obviously the cast was different Who am I sending this to I found it Damn the TJ Lucas, what's your numbers? Yeah, just text texted to Lucas. Mm-hmm. No. He's bad with goodbyes. He said it yesterday on the show.

Oh, shit. We were probably just too mad at him for typing slow. Lucas, how are you typing? We're gonna find out buddy Morbius level oh no Walking Phoenix was on Low hands leaked fucked list right yeah, she couldn't spell Joaquin so was on low hands leaked fucked list right? Yeah she couldn't spell Joaquin so she just put J Phoenix. Wait she put a...

This was years ago but it's quite the list. Alright here we go. Yeah, let's see what. Get on some bad hockey, boy, son. Oh, yeah. Come on, J. This shit is an hour right now, man. We vibing. Got an hour. Got an hour jump. That guy is so cool. Look at the video, Henny. Henny what? That guy is so cool

Yeah, I just had now rocks got it out What'd you do last night we got got an owl. Shove around with an owl. I guess it was like federally protected and those guys went to jail. No. Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Most brands are, right? I didn't know. Federally protected? Yeah. Geese.

Geese? The way. Oh yeah. Canadian geese? You know how many people would love to just grab them by the throat? I hate geese. I hate them so much. No one would be, yeah, I would never want to bring a geese home. No. They're the worst. Like, geese? You know how many people are what love to just grab them by the throat? I hate geese. I hate them so much. No one would be, yeah, I would never want to bring a geese home.

No. They're the worst. A goose. Before Kay gets back, Ethel Kennedy was disgusting. Oh no. Oh. Puked in my mouth a little. Yes, it is.

Oh, Christ. It always was. Rest in power. Geese are protected. I always want a geese, goose, to try me on a golf course. Because that would be... I wouldn't want a goose to come at me if I'm just walking

because then you've got to figure out what you're going to do. But if you had a full set of golf clubs, the goose would really try to. I'm afraid I would like the feeling too much. You think you'd get it? If it was really coming at me, I'd swing. Aren't swans mean and bigger maybe But how I mean again, I don't want to kill a goose

But if it came at me you'd have to self-defense it would force you see I can see you tearing your meniscus Still getting it still getting it slashing No, it's okay It's easy to tear is it yeah Fuck new injury thing. I'm scared of just have to stretch before you whack a goose. Yeah Basketball's back today. Are you playing? No, I'm not I gotta I gotta get out of here shit Yeah, but don't think about your meniscus while you're playing.

Don't think about it. You'll be fine. Nicky smokes me running around with a donut in his belly. Barely any donut, actually. What a douchebag. Yeah. Is he punished?

I don't know, where is he? Go get it, text him. Text him to come down here. I wanna punish him. I don't really know what the punishment would be. He has to eat a whole box of donuts Yeah, cigarette. Oh, yeah before basketball. Yeah Go grab ten

That's good Some cream filled you saved basketball on Friday by we'd be still doing the stream if you didn't that's a great point There would be no basketball if not for me Thank you mark be Jerry and Rick would still be out there. How was but I'm Rick ruin I don't I haven't seen Rick since since the stream Since the accident oh yeah, I mean either You seen him have you heard from him is he alive? He wasn't so when it ended Jerry got out of here immediately

I assume he went home and slept or did some he just I guess when I get the fuck out of here Sure Rick stuck around for like an hour. He has a sad life And I didn't see him after that. Yeah, he's had that life. He was It's all there is to it you're gonna get home to your face like that Rick you're exhausted man. Yep, okay You're gonna get home to your face like that Rick you're exhausted man. Yep, okay White white boy Rick has a white monster every morning

Smokes It's che who has a oh yeah a B2p What's up old man that that Mike's broken, you're out of good clothes. Oh, that's great. Actually that one's broken so you sit behind. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You grabbed the premier donut.

What's up, cat? Thanks. You ate all those. Four. It's actually only three, but it's the two that you started. What two did I start? You took a bite and put it back.

I only did that for one of them. Yeah, I know, but you gotta eat all of them as a punishment. Alright. No, you gotta keep the Lucy in. I came in, and it's donut Friday. It's my favorite day. I had two, and then I saw Zupy trying to cut one up one of these up you had Two before you ate took a bite of the premium. Yeah, dude

Like I needed it, but anyway I saw Zupy trying to cut it with a knife and he couldn't cut it I was like all right I'm just gonna like bite bite then thinking like he'd have the other half and Then it just he's like nah. I don't want it and then yeah, I just he couldn't cut a donut with a knife Well, it's hard. It's caramelized and all we have is those plastic knives You couldn't break it off with your very easy to cut you think yeah, I did it. I mean cheers You want me all of them. Yeah, yeah Like why you guys are doing the show yeah, this is my mic away. Yeah, okay?

Like while you guys are doing the show yeah, this is my she might away. Yeah, okay No, no, you don't need a water you have to finish the doughnuts for any powdered ones in there All right, yeah, okay Keep going You already had two this morning and then yeah, so you you're going to be at six donuts total? Are there four in there? There's four. It's basketball Friday. So I'm going to burn it all off anyway.

You're going to be able to. Also you didn't do the one thing I asked you to do today. You weren't here on time. Whoa. I said leave it on my desk. I know. And you didn't do it. I got to print it out.

So you didn't do it. I did it. No, you said I got to print it out. So you didn't do it. I got to print it out. So you didn't do it. I did it. No, you said I got to print it out So you didn't do it? I didn't print it but I did so you didn't do it. I did it I was the assignment was I wanted his record for all his gambling picks issue because he claims he's 60% I said leave it on my desk. This was last night He tried to have an extension to Monday at first and I was like no just leave it on my desk got in nothing Oh, yeah, that was your big thing when you first got here. He was claiming he was 60% still

Yeah, so going with that one and I just showed up and he didn't do the one thing Well, you went like it's like screenshots from I want all the documents. Yeah from this year alone Yeah, but you just didn't do it. I did it cat. I know you didn't you didn't print it out You're right. I didn't put it on your desk. I need printing. What was the thing? I said I don't have a printer at home, and I try to print it upstairs I don't have the access you couldn't ask anyone send us a make a printer in oh alright. Thanks, Joe This thing's fucking great This isn't a punishment is it it might not be a punishment alright go eat them upstairs. Thank you

I love you guys finish it so finish them Not a punishment at all backfired what did he learn I? Think by the third one it would have been I think you would have gotten a little but he doesn't understand what? The problem was at all keep Keep eating them, Nicky. Sit publicly upstairs. Sit in the gambling cave. In the cave? Yeah.

Don't leave till you finish them. It's backfired. I mean, he had two before he took the bite. That's crazy. Yeah. He'll really start feeling it come the third one. Because you think you could get to 300 pounds yeah like easily no somewhat easily now maybe not right now

because I'm actually trying to lose weight for my 40th birthday I've been lifting a lot but there definitely was times where I was like to 60s Really yeah But that's at your worst. Yes, my worst 40 more He said I still could do it. You don't think so you could I mean obviously you can do it if you tried But it's it's more of like a could it sneak up on you. Yeah, what's the what's the weight that could sneak up on you? 270 I Never hit 270, but it could have snuck up on me for sure.

Yeah. 255 snuck up on me. You were 255? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. I thought I was fat, but I was, yeah, I was depression. I was, I knew I was fat, but I was like, I'm probably like 230, something like that.

Yeah. And then I got on the scale and I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, 250s always like whenever I'm not trying to actively lose weight if I hit the scale on his 250s. I'm like shit What was it beer or what what what it was just general life? Yeah, it was it was Ohio Ohio dude honestly Yeah, yeah, actually that tracks. Yeah, definitely tracks Yeah, pft. I've always joked that it would be funny if we could find a way to meet at

Like if we could meet at 200 I Don't think I don't think I could ever get to 200. He's not like a really bad like illness. He's well-built He's six foot tall. He's not like a really bad like illness. He's well-built. He's six foot tall so He's not 200 already Hank tried to gain a lot of weight like ten years ago. He just drank a shitload of milk and got a cum belly What's a what's a cum belly this is nice little round belly all the cum goes White milk yeah, is that like how caloric is that pretty cool? Yeah, I think whole milk is a lot

Yeah, he was obsessed with getting That's I that's something cuz I've always been a bigger guy I'd never like it never really dawned on me that Like there are people who can't gain weight and like they want to desperately gain weight as much as I want to lose weight like you know like the guy who wears like Extra baggy like sweatshirts and stuff. Mm-hmm to not be as skinny That would rock though I think if you were the guy who was actually trying

to gain weight all the time. Clemmer? Clemmer? But he's not actually trying to gain weight, is he? He should be, like, hooked up to nutrients. He... Yeah, he... Has he ever gone for it? Has he ever been like,

fuck it, I'm gonna do it all the time? But his aversions don't allow it. Correct. He can't eat any pocketed food. Lucas, you're a slight... You're a slight little boy. Yeah, you're a twink, Lucas. You're kind of bitch-made.

I'm 160 right now. And have you ever tried to gain weight? No, but I've gained 10 pounds since I've been in Chicago. Got it. Which isn't like a lot, but I mean for me, proportionately is. You still shave your legs, Lucas? Yes. How's the dating game going, Lucas?

It's good. Any second dates? It's, yeah. Hm. That was convincing. Yeah, question mark. That didn't feel. I think we're dating.

I think she likes me. Do you have a girlfriend? No. Are you thinking about it? Or is it just bad timing for her? You got a prospect? You got an active prospect? No Are you thinking about it? Or is it just bad timing? You got a prospect you got an active prospect You got one on the line per chance You're in a safe space Lucas, yeah is it potential she's the one oh

That seems like a lot oh that's not gonna she's not gonna like She'll be watching this is good. Yeah, you said that yeah So you've been on how many dates with her that is I? Can't really answer that what does that mean you don't know or you cuz yeah It will find out who she is if you say how many dates you've been. No, it's just, it's not as simple as an answer. Oh, she has a boyfriend. Ah. No. Okay.

It's not as simple as that. Is it like a one night stand? This is as cryptic as I expected. Long distance. Uh-huh. She's 16. Oh, it's FaceTime. Oh, yeah, wait.

See you do FaceTime dates. Zoom. All right, three, two, one, play. 10 Things I Hate About You. Is that what it's from? No, that's what they're watching on their FaceTime. Oh, yeah. It's a good movie.

Great. Heath Ledger he's with Ethel now yeah probably Ethel's probably trying to ride him Kate how you feeling Ethel definitely rode Kate yeah she rode it. Kate may I ask you a question? yeah did you take a puke break? yeah. Kate you took a leak last night night Oh hot dogs wait what happened? He took a little puke break. I did Know oh That's what move can't sleep was last night. They're just going at it What happened struggling again cuz you guys were talking about milk and Athel what happened?

Ethel's pussy probably Oh my god what sweet why did you pew? She sprinted out after you said she We get drink wine here and he's Monsters we shouldn't do this. Oh, I'm very hot and I'm struggling to talk Monsters we shouldn't do this. Oh I'm very hot and I'm struggling to talk It was a charity stream to raise money for North Carolina. I'm rash was doing a beer and a hot dog

For every hundred dollars race he thought maybe four hundred dollars will come in they end up raising over three thousand. Oh, no That's a catastrophe That's worse than hurricane Helene we said we'll help out With the hot dogs and beer I didn't do hot dogs. I just did beer. Oh, you just got hammered. I didn't even intend. I didn't intend for that.

That's amazing. I really did just throw up a lot. Oh, no. I'm down bad. I didn't think I was down that bad on the way in. The ones that hit you later are the worst. You think you're in the clear,

you think you dodged a bullet. Did you get a bucket? I'm struggling to form sentences right now. I'm sorry, this is a bad one. No, no, no, no. No, we'll just, you did it for charity. You know what we'll do for you is we'll all just be quiet and look at you.

Okay, yeah, thanks. So you, let's do fart eliminator. Oh, yesterday I had my first truly uncomfortable fart experience. I was on the treadmills and there was three girls to my left, one to my right, and like a really horrible stench of a fart came Right in my face. Oh, it smelled like it was like a yellowstone fart. You're in sulfur smelled like pure wildlife

What do I do in this it they they obviously probably think it's me always 100% did do I I can't get off the treadmill and just quit because then it would be like oh He shit his pants, too So I just started like sniffing inquisitively and shaking my yeah overly animated just like Cool I felt more guilty doing that yeah, Kyle's walking on the treadmill with his like nose pinched shirt over the nose But it was not me did you have any leads as to who the real culprit was I don't know could it have been a shit

No, it was a fart. It was like a classic fart smell Could be a shit There is a different yeah, you could tell it was like a protein you don't go to a you know like yeah Your Jim's not a farting gym either either That's well. This was at my apartment Yeah, because you just like sit on the couch like I guess I'll go fart in the gym for a little bit yeah Go there to fart yeah, and it's a real pungent one Kate Yeah, yeah, like getting worse Game like dead Buffalo

innards of his hoof But back to what we're saying that like there is a difference between a poop. Yeah, no, I think I would be able to I've been farting at an elite level for like two decades So I know it didn't escape from my it wasn't mine But it was right in front of my face Could you tell it came from a sweaty ass? Now I'm maybe what it was it was like gas lit If we had the same exact diet for a week would our poop smell exactly the same I

If we had the same exact diet for a week would our poop smell exactly the same? Oh my god I think that's there's a strong genetic component. Ah the odor. Oh Oh, Kate I'm sweating It came on like suddenly during the show You sound like RFK She sounds like she has poop in her throat I do

Oh no. You want to talk about birds again? No. What do you want? Nothing. Let's Dizzy Lay Up. Oh. What's the worst shot you could take? Hot tequila?

Hot vodka? What's the worst combo of gin and tonic? What's the worst combo cocktail you could order? Oh, man. Yeah, like gin and like... Gin and milk? Yeah, gin and milk. Gin and milk.

Give me a tequila milk. Tequila and Pepsi? Tequila and Pepsi. That'll be'll be okay might be okay yeah Pepsi overpowers gin and what are you guys doing this weekend anything cool gin and Oh, that's just too liquid. Tuna martini. Give me a tuna martini. Tuna martini. Tuna martini. Wait, we should do a wheel. No. Not today, but maybe next week where we have to make our worst.

Yeah. It's a gin and tonic wheel. It's an alcohol and a liquid. It's been a while. We should do that. Yeah, we definitely should. Tuna martini. Can tuna martini.

This place has the best tuna martinis. Yeah Yeah, like a stark was it starkest Martini Sounds great egg salad vodka. Oh my god a deviled egg mule Oh Devil egg meal We should make deviled egg meals Oh man the copper mug

Just chugging an oatmeal tequila oh Yeah beans and Chardonnay Bong and baked beans and Chardonnay We got to do a cocktail a cocktail draft Big head do you remember the circumstances when jackass when they would fart into the bong What was the setup I forget like it was the astronaut helmet I was an astronaut helmet and then you shit in it you shit into the farted impressive That's right impressive shit to it

Jackass tonight yeah Any of the guys on part of my take we've had Steve. Oh, I've always wanted Johnny Knoxville. Yeah Knoxville's the bad. No, I Pontius Pontius is the funniest man. This would be the one Knoxville's one of those ones. I'd be like I has to be in person Yeah, yeah, I'd want it. I want him to like show up and like tease me Yeah, you'd be so mad if it was just a straight interview. Yeah Yeah, yeah

Like yeah I'd want him to somehow, like, know he's doing the interview and, like, we start the interview and then a big fucking boxing glove comes out of somewhere and punches me in the face. That would be so awesome. That would be, that's bucket list. Yeah.

You, like, pranked by those guys? Yeah. He would, like, cut off Max's ponytail. Yeah. Remember they used to do the buzzer? Yeah, the buzzer. That's right. Remember when they used to put on the astronaut helmet shit

Let it turn into it you can imagine that like we man's pubic hair was Lance bangs is always you can Oh remember when they made the Remember the pew beard oh That was to that who's Yeah every time every time they remember the most recent one I think he got in that they put him in that room with the bear in that they put him in that room with the bear Erin just gets like they all get shit on the war and always gets like ones that are like is Brandon our Aaron yeah yeah might be he gets like PTSD he has to have PTSD by the end of the

season he's down to like one tooth we should remake jackass from I still those guys were on so many drugs like Yeah, I'm in yeah, I'm in cheer fucking love those guys everybody tried to make those Attempts would you rather do something gross or something daredevilish daredevil? Oh, I would depends on like... I think the gross stuff is the funniest. I hate the gross stuff. The daredevilish stuff is like that guy's cool. The gross stuff is that guy's gross.

Yeah. So it's a no-brainer. I would just have to be brave. I wouldn't do any of the heights. I would do stuff that hurts you. But I'd rather puke than break a leg. Yeah, me too. I'd rather throw up than get like a softball shot

Oh, none of the truly painful ones. No The paper couple was so all between the webbing of the test. Oh, yeah Well, no, that wasn't the worst. The worst was when he pooped into the thing. Oh, yeah the astronaut helmet They thought it was just gonna be a stinky stinky fart art but it was like it was like a semi liquid turd Smell the shit. I gotta watch that wait. Can we watch it? Can we please we could probably only listen to the audio? I guess that would work get the audio Lucas just eh I'm pooping help me someone help me

Wait, we should just put out audio jackass Audio only jackass Ouch! Oh I'm shitting big Yeah, here's fight over Stay with us The mean girl you're safe Oh, yeah, that was one of my more successful lower-end appearances The mean girl you're safe Who was the guy that would shit on command Shit into a funnel and it's Tivo the Fuddles attached to to a Like space mask and he's puking into his own

It's not even a space mess. It's like a really tight orb We're mean Jog a shame it was funny, but also that's pretty awesome. We pulled that off. Yeah, that was great Wait, uh let's have to never mind. We've done enough Jackasses like it really is the the litmus test of like do I? Like can I get along with you is like do you laugh? No, I laugh watching jackass if you do like we can hang out. Yeah, it's it's Instinctually funny. It's the funniest. It's the funniest thing that's ever been created. I know that sounds very like Reductive and soft work. I do not know it is

Literally is yeah Does not get any funnier than that should we just like when cake gets back we should be like apologetic We just have like a turd on Have the screen a hundred percent turd So this is turd soup, huh? Got one of my camera off you need I got one of my camera off you need No better way to celebrate than with still blue coffees new fall collection whether you're tailgating the crisp autumn air or cheering from the Comfort of your couch our new maple pumpkin pie and apple crumb cake

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Yeah, for sure. Oh yes, yes, with multiple other and fucking by now. Yeah for sure. Oh, yes. Yes with a multiple other men Yeah, so deep yeah, he's like hey Matt. You got that old astronaut helmet. They're doing the prank Shit now people are texting on this kindergarten text gene about sports Tell them your jokes. They're talking your heart at work right now Ask them if they remember when Preston They're talking you're hard at work right now. I'm making jokes ask them if they remember when Preston Guys gotta see this

Right they did like a project about like family this week in my daughter's class and they asked everyone what their Dad does for living my daughter wrote had them write down plays around Yeah, right yeah, gook just seeing it all like doctor teacher firefighter plays around Yeah, just playing around is have you you had to do a career day yet? No, I'm dreading that yeah someday. I'm gonna have to and that's gonna That'll be interesting. Yeah, you ever spoken to a class in general like a College class yeah, we don't yeah, yeah, you did that yeah, that's right. Yeah, did one of Quinnipiac We've done one of Texas is it like a is it like a Q&A or is it like it's more like a Q&A? Help us understand how to get into the media space.

It's like... Or like, what is PFT like? Yeah, it's like 10 minutes of like, oh, how did you guys do it? And then Q&A. Okay. It's not bad, but it also is like very... It's the height of imposter syndrome.

Yeah. To be sitting in front of like people who are like... Hey, champ. There she is. We did it at Texas for Kirk Goldsberry's class. And I think it was like a master's in statistics. And we're sitting there being like, You guys aren't going to learn shit from me.

Yeah, you know jackass? That's what we try to model it after. Yeah, because even your route is also not probably. Yeah, right, you can't replicate pretty much anything at Barst. Yeah, that's what when the few times I've been asked I'm like just be friends with Greg Oden. I don't know how else yeah, like you can't really Yeah, it's not Lucas. We know camera on the camera on the court camera court court court

Silky did he walks like the Yes, something's off there. What's the what's the old Disney movie with the birds that like played the music? Fantasia the fucking the like vultures playing the music Jungle book it was jungle book. That's how Doug kind of walks He looks like the guy from Bob's Burgers the one of the boys That has okay. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you guys saw but I hit the The ultimate goal I saw Doug at a concert. He saw why he saw a dancing dog Yeah, I got a video actually you got a video on his Twitter. I want to see it

It's a great video to this like a very quick. Hey Kate. Welcome back. Thank you It's like a slow turn. Very quick. Oh hey Kate, welcome back. Thank you. It's like a good video. Uh, Kate, we were talking about like career stuff. No, no, no, no, no. Didn't we try to get you to give a speech

at your high school? Yes, Kyle called my administrator. I sure did. Yep. Did anything ever come from that? No, no, but actually I got a DM somebody's kid I guess the lady mentioned it and her kid was a stoolie and D and they DM me and so there's a chance There's still a chance

Coach though. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard taking you seriously knowing you puke twice. I know I'm afraid I have bad breath Would you describe your breath and how bad it is. I'll do it. Do you? Is it just coming out the one end or is it, you got it? Is it closer to tuna martini or egg salad? So I do know, I don't want to be mean, but we did talk about what wants on the yak

what we think about to puke. Yep. And I remember yours. Ketchup on a toilet seat. On a toilet seat. Oh! On a toilet seat. Classic yours catch up on a toilet seat classic you did you you did that like perfectly on a toilet seat or yeah that is disgusting With like the the hardened crust that catch

We're like more of like the liquidy clear doider Is it coming out of a packet or the bottle and this is? Splattered it's not Heinz. It's like No, I would be okay decent. Get this fucking Hunts off my face. That's what it is. It's Hunts. This is self-inflicted. Ketchup on a toilet seat. Ketchup waters. You guys don't call those doiders. I didn't know that a name

I always call it or you'd squeeze it would be the water you go doider oh in my household Maybe that was just under my room Maybe somebody online, but I think doider And then the dried stuff at the tops creme oh And then the dried stuff at the tops crelm oh Waiter and crelm law firm come to do it or in crelm Learn Waldorf it's like it's like the two like henchmen to Hades and Hercules Do it or in crel, come here. Malfoy's friends.

Yeah. I asked the beef to come get me, I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry, Kate. I was doing good when I got here, and then... And then we did that to you. Something crept up on me. Us. We're terrible people.

Wine hangover is a fickle bitch. Oh yeah. I don't even think I drank that much. I guess I'm learning it doesn't take that much now. It's the mixing. Did you sleep here last night? No. No, you drove home fast.

I drove home really, but no, I took an Uber. But I, uh, ugh. I also, when I left last night I And then I looked back at the ability of like because there's cameras everywhere and I was like paranoid so wait I was like sulfur is there is there you farting on the in the front of the building like on like lightness Yeah, hopefully it wasn't big enough and then I... It wasn't big enough for the cameras? You could sound on these things. I felt paranoid when I woke up this morning. Yeah cause we were gonna like, Kate is this your fight? Who the fuck farted out night? last night oh my God

You gonna go sleep it off The kids get home in an hour. Yeah, you gotta get a nap Why don't you go upstairs and sleep on that mattress and then leave in an hour leaving two hours? Oh, Steve is assembling. He's coming to get me okay Sorry guys He's coming to get me okay Sorry guys I think yeah, you're doing fine before we started mentioning get some sweats in the belly fucking puking and the Preston's a little

Shitting down the tube and a little tuna martini will probably child and say to know Martin is the grossest one. I want one so bad now. Oh shit. This place is known for their tuna martini. It's like such a Brooklyn thing. Yeah, just a little bit of the tuna water from the... Oh. Or like hot dog water and vodka. There's hot dog soup that got really good reviews in Chicago at the Cobra Lounge, I think is what it's called. Really?

They say it's delicious. I can see that. I can kind of. Yeah. But it's probably hot dogs in like a different kind of flavor broth. It's like a broth. Yeah.

Sorry, Kate. Oh wait. Jesus Christ, Nick. Hot dog soup. But that's a real thing. You didn't say it, you were mum for tuna martini. That's bad too, but hot dog soup. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Tuna martini's gotta be a thing somewhere. Can we google that? Can't be. That sounds like a 70s. No one is mixing tuna. Go over Lounge.

Everybody says it's great. That looks good. That looks like a gumbo. Wait, it's a fucking recipe. That looks like a gumbo. Yeah, that doesn't look bad at all. Is that too much, Kate? It's just like hot dog noodle soup It looks like hot dogs and Italian dressing. Oh god It didn't feel good to get it all out though Kate yeah, it's not even it's like that yellow. Oh Those are the worst file. Let's play someorkle. Yeah. Let's get five. Let's get your mind right. What was that noise?

Oh, spicy chew. That's just a... Oh, that was Lucas shrieking in fear because now he has to type. Sorry, that was me. I was excited about that, Conrad. What? What? About Lucas having to type.

Oh, yeah. Well, you can't be worse. Kate, you... Dramamine. Does that really help? Every time. Every time. I have the all-day-. Kate, you, Dramamine. Does that really help? Every time. What is this?

I have the all day long hangovers with the yellow. Oh, this is Doug. I thought we were getting Kate farts. Huh? Oh, he's so cute. Look at that. That scared? Happy.

Like that Doug what a legend truly he is almost least legend status. He's close All right, yeah fucking I'm in this is that Doug and Jack McCarthy hang out all the time. Dougie tables. If I got a pic of Doug doing a line, the group chat would go insane. Oh my god, yeah. Alright, you ready? You ready TJ

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is calling you should answer. Grab friends grab an ice-cold Mountain Dew wherever refreshing beverages are sold and do the do Sorry to everyone watching during their lunch hour to I guess we that's the only time this show Listen hand up hand up. We're bad people accountable. Yeah. Yeah, what are you gonna? Do you want to call us bad people? guilty as charged But it's really Kate's fault Oh More cake farts under the back in the day there. Yeah, you know girl sat on a cake and then just

Yeah, I don't remember that Did you shoot? Yeah a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, she just sat on a cake and Then farted they call it cake farts. Is it like cutesy or still gross? It's pretty gross, yeah. Yeah. What kind of cake? I remember it being like a sheet cake. The fact that it's from May 1st, 2023. Oh. My ass, Greg?

How'd those donuts go? Good. Did you finish all of them? Yeah. Jesus Christ, that wasn't a punch from me at all. No. Here. You fucked up.

You did a social faux pas. Have all these treats. Yeah. Oh. Hey, why? Don't do that to us. Was it smoked passing? Hey, that was fucked up. That was way worse. That's too far an involuntary burp

You fucking far a little crumb came out Are we funny? Oh, that'd be so funny how to smell mark that would be the best revenge that you have on How to smell mark How did it smell, Mark? That would be the best revenge that you could have on us. Yup. He just puked all over the studio. How did it smell, Mark? You going to puke? No, I'm going to sit behind there. Good spot. Kate's got one side to herself. Oh, man.

Oh, yeah. This is great. I'm having a great time. this is fun for me We did this to you she's a poet. Oh, she doesn't know what to do first Okay, you're not feeling good let's talk farts and poop Like the number one thing you can't do on the aca show any weakness yeah Smell blood in the water it's over. Oh you feel it your tummy hurts How about a fucking tuna martini? Yeah, you tuna martini to you dickhead

All right, let's see let's let's get five five is I might know these southern premier league team names not London Nah, I don't know the locations Swansea yes, Swansea you don't have to get on the very can you name the teams that have never ever played the prior league from a Wales and South of England not London area when given a map go down right so Swansea go down a little cardiff Swansea ssd and zs ea ea oh sweet cardiff Oh sweet. Cardiff. D-I-F. What? IFF. Where's Coventry? Coventry is Midlands. Let's go Brighton. That's not that's not Coventry. That's in the Middle East. Let's go Brighton.

There we go. Rosa. Gihaza. What's up in the south? That's not the... Where's Watford? Bristol. Watford is London. Ah, that's not Bristol. Where's Leeds? Watford is London? Ah, that's not Bristol. Where's leads leads is Midlands? Shit I don't know man. I don't know what those cities are Southampton Bournemouth sorry Bournemouth. Oh, you are any you are any Bolton Wanderers Bolton is Midlands I go what about the wolves mo? Mo you to you. That's midlands Shit now that's midlands

Don't know the locations. I know the clubs. It's alright go to the next one next we're not gonna get this one bad start Way to go Lucas 300 is too many. Yeah, I will say that 300 is way too many. Yeah, too many No, no we could try Big a missing word in the names of these obscure holiday We could do this yeah, I think we can we can't get any wrong though uh bathtub pride day. It is uh Market on your Star Wars calendar. Okay, so... Oh no, we got no chance.

Look at these. Look at these. Mark it on your Star Wars calendar. Look at the words though. How are we gonna get... You guys know when procrastination day is? No, but there's hints. We gotta go by context clues.

All right, go to the next one. Hit next. Jefferson? No, make it flush. Context clues all right go to the next one hit next Jefferson that's good. No make it flush this so crapper Thomas crab we got we can do that okay? Hobbit there we go I cannot lie I Don't like this holiday honesty oh I don't like this holiday. Honesty? Oh.

Yeah. Darwin. Nice. Scrooge's favorite day? By nothing day. By nothing day. Yeah. By nothing day.

Stupid. Stupid question day. Public sleeping. Big. They were blown away by last night. Lucas. That's going to be pirate. Very quieters library No

Pants day or sweater. Oh Say sweater. I Don't know do it. Oh, it's do it save it. I think do it do it push it save it I think do it do it push do we can't get four and Roby pussies no right right I can't do that's final destination I don't know see next if you can do it you only got ten so yeah Yeah, we do ten not having we did we did yeah, we do deep random for these, but how mad we oh hello the ring that's Jeepers creepers Come on Nick. I'm not really even a horror movie guy

That is that that's gotta be the ring right that's what she's looking right at a ring yeah That is that that's gotta be the ring right that's what she's looking right at a ring yeah Oh hills have a wrong turn wrong turn you guys got this Saw saw thanks. Let me get some Excer is that a child on the roof. I don't like this being held by a hand coming out of the ceiling. Would that be some type of exorcism? 2005. Look at that body. I know.

Try the grudge. Grudge isn't bad. Grudger made me conjuring. Yeah. Conjuring was 05. I wasn't 05. It wasn't or no. Who is that actor?

Could it be? Ike. Ike. Ike. Oh, is that Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, is that Amityville Horror? Yeah. Oh.

Nice. Amityville, A-M-I-T-Y. No, let him get it on his own, Steve. No, cuz we know Horror holy shit Lucas boom That is the grudge yep Paranormal activity we're gonna do it. I should have that. I don't know any of the modern, oh there's only two more.

It? Uh uh. It's not like Strangers? It's not Point Bridge. 2008. Anyone in the booth have it? 2008 Anyone in the booth haven't those have eyes. I don't know. I'm just naming random 2008 I Feel this could be one of those Rob Zombie movies Devils rejects. Yeah, something like that. Those are good. I

Think it's too bad at the end of that max. Oh Is this um did they do a Halloween? what's the car game where you shoot people? Twisted steel twisted metal I do a twisted metal sweet tooth now Fuck maybe go to ten and oh my might have... We're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked. Try 10 and then if we get that we can elicit help. That's the orphan. God damn it, we're so close.

What about any of the saw sequels? Wait, this is our first one? Yeah, type saw. Jigsaw. Hmm. Fuck, man. Jigsaw Hmm fuck man Is there anything just called pennywise? Oh, yeah, that's a different clown though, right? He did three ends in penny. So the very first one after you said we had it Nick Yeah, like sir. Just put in like what happened scary clown

Yeah clowns ideas boo clowns Like, just put in like, scary clown. Yeah. Clowns. Madea's boo. Clowns. Clown, clowns. Could this be American Horror Story? That's a show, I know. Could it be Clown Guy? Could be Clown Guy.

Classic. What is that? Oh, this sucks. All right, just give right classic What is that? What is it though we need to figure out what it is Nope looks really scary. I really thought we know no no I really thought we hundred No, no no Forced to be any Wait yeah, we guess No, no Wait yeah, we guess a lot badly we have to guess what movie it is

This super eight Yeah Lucas oh yeah Lucas yeah you can go paranoid billionaires afraid of an immigrant go to the next two best friends of a fire. Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. This is funny. Monsters. Oh yeah. Over through the Queen Chronicles of Narnia. Avatar. Revenant.

Museum. Oh! We just went too easy. What was that? Fuck. You can just go overnight at the museum. Bridge to Terabithia Tito Roosevelt rallies time shit god fucking damn it we suck we suck we

can't even get one no no I can't even get one no no no 30 common e word Okay, we could do this yeah, I think we could try oh you have to type it in yourself we can't do this no Okay, we can do James yeah James the black that's spader Franco Up up James the black that's spader Franco Up Dean up. Oh Down no no left James Franco on James Franco space left there Oh, they're do oh, I see okay Star Wars yeah, yeah

Right you know that one Affliction I don't know what that is go to the next That's the next again, I'll feel Phil yeah Kung Fu Panda I think top left Up up one. Yeah left Left. Wow. Nice. Hong? Up, up one, yeah. Left. Here we go. James Dean, top right.

Yeah, top right. Bottom right. I've never seen misery. Are you sure, Lucas? Are you sure, Lucas? I don Lucas I? Don't know vertigo Without Brandon this is yeah, we need him for these ones Fuck I just don't think we can do it Lucas you guess

Nope bad all right we suck without bread. Yeah, we can't do it without Brandon. Let's try to fill out a Yak one random. Mmm. Like, yeah, Fully Yak one random. Yeah Boofing Hades And Lucas we can't help him to min Dominican Republic put dr No Nice Costco Sam's Club. PJ's? No? What is the last one?

Four states which seceded under Lincoln in 1861. Mississippi. Alabama. What? Georgia? What? Huh? Alabama What George what huh, South Carolina What Virginia should we be guessing northern states, okay, Kentucky Tennessee, Texas Nice okay. North Carolina. Kansas. South Carolina. Tried south.

Did West Virginia? No. The good guys. Arkansas. Arkansas. Gotta be. Has to be Arkansas. There we go.

Cherry. Pineapple. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. Arkansas gotta be has to be Arkansas there we go cherry Pineapple That's where I'm done lemon lime looking ahead orange Yeah, we're cool six most popular saltwater game fish in the US fuck tuna Martini swordfish potentially bluefish bass nice flounder

Wow salmon the salmon aren't salt water are they oh? Okay What else boys number one most popular still there? Sauce that's cod Albacore That's a type of tuna isn't it what do you I don't want to blackfish blackfish Redfish whitefish whitefish redfish bluefish Fish oh there we go try one fish and then try two fish. Yeah What is it? What's another one that everyone eats?

What's that road always bring up? Uh, he gets a... Bronzino. Macaroll? I don't know how you spell macaroll. K. There's a K in there. M-A-C-K-E-R-L? A-E-R? EL or A-L?

It's not Tilapia, is it? Oh, it might be not tilapia is it oh might be Lapia Man he's bad. You're so bad Fuck Yeah, we just suck we're not it's not our day Brandon All right, Brandon. Why are you my he my he this is it? Yeah All right, son our day come on. Let's let's go one more regular. Okay more regular. All right. Come on all right

One more last one more random quit. It's gonna hear about this. He's gonna be so fucking annoying He's too busy getting no no inside out right now. We are we doing regular or regular? Yeah, these ones you mean or the yeah random random next Yes, oh yeah, all right all right find the J things oh All right no wait process of elimination next next next oh God it's gotta be an animal right. I don't know go next next oh That's the knife. That's the knife. I don't know No boys, but maybe we're nothing without brand all right, okay?

Baby, better be a child's a puffer fish. Oh, this might be hard Cat cat good caterpillar come on Lucas chipmunk Come on. Oh, it's an alphabetical order That's a cow Lucas cow Lucas crab Lucas cricket. Yeah, oh this next one is dog Danny Danny go go elephant yes gorilla a gorilla hedgehog that's a horse Lucas ladybug a leopard Lucas she leopard Lucas leopard mouse oh my god pig whoo rabbit shark wow sheep sheep snake turkey boys well zebra oh my god we The average score is 89. You guys said we needed Brandon.

All right. Come on, we're on a roll now. Ah! Wait, wait, wait. Zoom in? Yeah. It begins with P. Command plus.

PlayStation. Oh, we can do this? Oh, yes. PlayStation. PlayStation. Pepper. Porsche. Papa John's or Pizza Hut? Is it Porsche? Pepper. Porsche.

Papa John's or Pizza Hut? Is it Porsche? Paddington. Oh. S-C-H-E. Papa John's. Pizza Hut. No, it's Pizza Hut. Oh, Pizza Hut.

Pizza Hut, keep going. Oh my god. Piccadilly. Piccadilly? Yeah. Piccadilly. Yeah, Piccadilly. I thought it was Paddington. Oh, it's Paddington? Oh, it's Suff-Belly. Yeah, Suff-Bear. Yeah, Paddington. I didn't read the Suff-Bear. You're right.

Oh, he's so bad at this. We're fucked. We're fucked. Where are we going to? Down. 2000s baby names by celebrity surnames. Emily. James. Oh. Michael. 2000 baby names by celebrity surnames Emily James Oh Michael yep Olivia You Christopher Alright alright. We got the gator gator

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Yes. You know, just exactly how it sounds. Yeah. Dharma and Greg. Oh no. Dharma and Greg. That was, yep, go up. I don't know.

All right, let's just get some other ones Jack Nicholas no Jennifer God K la us John K rolling yep John Travolta John United's Joe HN are you a Garfield fan what the fuck Lucas Johnny United's Jesse Ventura John Wooden yeah with an H Just Jesse with guy a guy Jesse. Oh my god Janet Jackson Jimmy Kimmel Janet Janet dude. How do you spell J? Oh no Jackson Pollock Jimmy Kimmel. John Wooden. Jennifer Lopez.

Yeah. Who's J.Y.? It's an Asian name, right? Salinger. JD Salinger. Yang is a popular wine name. The J.D. Salinger. Yang is a popular wine name. What the fuck? Jack...John...Jack Quaid?

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we're fucked help us Nick who's the woman with red hair isn't it redheaded woman with Dharma and Greg I've never seen Dharma and Greg but we don't know the mash one oh so it's called Brandon the director of ghost director of ghost is Z Zimraman J.O. is from dirty dancing who was in that movie Patrick Swayze actor best known for He's so he's getting balls. Yeah, balls. He's getting pounded so hard right now. Oh my god. Dude, we're seven away from history. He played cross dressing corporal Maxwell.

This is he he doesn't want to help us. This is so frustrating. I don't know who else we can call. Oh, man. Oh, you can't. The poker champion. Oh man. Oh you Kate would have known. The Poker Champion, 07, that was a big year. Yeah, but it's like a, I think it's a Yan Yan, like the Chinese name. Where? JY. Poker Champion. Poker Champion.

Jimmy Yang. Jimmy Yang. Damn. We're out. It's over. Not like this. Is Zemeckis, what's his first name? Robert. Shit. We're out.

We lost. We lost boys. Give it up. Can anyone help us? Nobody, nobody. You're all watching over there. Nobody's heeding the call. Nobody's heeding the call.

They're all, they're all right there watching. Yeah. They don't know. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's heeding the call. Nobody's heeding the call. They're all right there watching. Yeah. They don't know.

Nobody knows? They could even just Google it. I would let you. I think with a minute and a half left, we should all get to Google. You could fucking Google it. Okay. Minute and a half left, we're allowed to Google. And Lucas, it's on Lucas. Alright. I will take Jay-Z. I'll do the Prime Minister.

I'll do Law and Order. Ghost movie Jay-Z. I'll do the Prime Minister I'll do law and order Go smooth. We gotta wait though. We gotta wait. Yes, wait minute and a half All right, that'd be too easy. Should we go low minute and a half for Lucas to type how many yeah, okay? Who's doing why Brandon I'm doing get one before the man. Hey initials JF He played cross-dressing corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger on mash Jimmy far okay. Thank you. She played je she played Dharma on our our our our Dharma and Greg Okay, bye all right we got one there all right ready type

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that one yet the mead well ok sobriety brutal brutal pomeranian hugs by the next to each other pecaneseinese is that one sounds this might be great, but no Pegasus not Pegasus peckin yeah Yeah, right and then is that py X is is not that weird Egyptian dog? Oh, I don't know Let's go. Let's come back to it come back save it. No. It's not a sir team names. Yeah, sir Pelicans yeah predators Pirates

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Oh, wait, surnames, is that the last name? Yeah. Fuck. All right, let's jump, let's get down ahead. Go next, go next. Popes. Oh, Paul. Gotta be Peter.

Pius? Yeah. Go next. Pascal. Teams play champions. PSG. Paris Saint-Germain. That Greek one. PSV Eindhoven.

Yeah, the Greek one. Panathinaikos. Porto and Parma? Yep. Porto, maybe? No, Porto, Porto. Down, porto and parma? yep. no, porto, porto. down, down. parma, top left.

beautiful constellations. oh no, pegasus. pegasus? perseus? does he have one? sounds right, that sounds right. oh, we're gonna get fucked. alright'd be one of those last three. All right. We got to go next go next Cows of all the ancient Greeks or Romans oh

parcel of our little Philippi Um oh Fuck I like that platea. Yeah, right. Yeah, we're pilot but not sure not sure pilot Right below it or Pilos but not sure not sure in Pilos Okay, go okay now go next go to the back to the dogs. I think is that that try that I think yeah We gotta try that picks, right? Sorry oh Playing mine

playing mine oh my god legendary run legitimate streak so good we did that just us five too zero help none

just our brains six in a row was it that was so good damn Not a phone in sight. That was so good. Damn. We're very smart. We are really really smart. And great team. God damn it. We were so close boys.

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Why does Brandon not want to be Yankees Mets? I don't know I think he's just like New York people are ass not want it to be Yankees Mets? Uh, I don't know. I think he's just like, New York people are assholes, and they'll just be loud and obnoxious. Well, Brandon should also remember that if it's the Yankees Mets, we are going to sell a lot of t-shirts. Yeah. Yeah.

And a lot of good stuff. I agree with them that it'd be like a lot of obnoxious people, but I think that's awesome theater. It's the best. You know what I mean? The only other one that I would take is like yeah I guess Dodgers Dodgers Yankees would be good for but Mets Yankee guarantees a crying Tommy in fighting people will yeah yeah I don't know how you could root for anything else yeah like a subway series is very

I think the thought is if if they play each other, one of them has to win. That's the issue. And then Brandon will have a hard time with the group of coworkers who will be on Cloud 9. Yeah, so he just doesn't want anyone to have happiness ever. I think that's what it is. I think that's what it is.

Because, like, that's a win. There's no losing that, because I see it the other way. It's like we get to see some of our coworkers in immense pain. Yeah. And Padre. Like Tommy, it would ruin Tommy's life. Who would be the worst affected? Tommy and KFC. I think both of them would have like their lives basically at stake.

Meekville's whole life. That's his whole life. It is. Yeah, no, Meek Phil's well, I mean all the Mets fans, Frank as well, but Tommy, Tommy said before the playoff started he's more nervous about the Mets than he is the Yankees. Yeah. And he's a Yankees fan. So yeah, I don't know how you could root against that.

I don't know, I'm not, it was Brandon's. Terrible take, Brandon. Which two? Happy we kicked him kicked him off the show would be the most ugly to brawl Padres yeah, did you see the benches clearing conversation last night that was those now they cleared just a chat Yeah, they just not even a push The bullpen everything just got in the middle of the field and just talked So I think they said some mean shit. Yeah, probably I meant like Barstool employees. Oh

Clemmer and Marty Clemmer Clemmer gets mad our Yankees fans are brawlers. I'm more like just but Tommy is not afraid of Clemmer I think Tommy would chirp at Clemmer and Clemmer would get in his face. Oh, yeah, those two feet. I Again, I'm er is gonna break somebody's best would be incredible for this company Yeah, like Incredible it would be must must watch you think Brandon was thinking about the company you think Brandon was just thinking about Brandon He was thinking about brain. Yeah, but I think that's the company making more money means more money for Brandon. Yeah, so No, Brandon would be the guy who'd be like it's gonna be guardians Padres and he'd be like, where's my raise? Yeah

You're not getting a raise with the Padres, brother Padres guardians Yeah, All right. Oh. Oh, boy, this is bad. Now I see why people didn't want to come in to help. Oh. Jokes on you. Idiots. All right. Have everyone have a great weekend. College Football Show live in the State Fair of Texas tomorrow, 1230 local.

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