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Episode Date: December 18, 2024

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It is Nick Coletti. Woo! Sir. What is up? Are people still doing the sir to you? Dude, I get it. Yeah, I do. All the time?

Ever last. Sir. Yeah, I mean it was awesome. That's like tombstone material. What year was that? 2016. Dude, he had the whole world accidentally greeting my ass. Right?

Yeah. The F is up, Kyle. Don't get that too. I hated it, but it's like a zen thing for me now. I went full circle. It's like you're Mr. Brightside. It makes you happy like I'm cool with it. You basically made the human version of the Budweiser frogs.

Because that was some peak 90s shit where you just had to say, was that? To everyone. Yeah. And then now people just randomly say that. Brandon, go ahead and say what needs to be said. That's not the Budweiser frogs. Lizards, whatever. No, no, no.

That's not. What are they? I just said yeah, I'll said Budweiser What the lizards say lizards didn't say what's up the what's up was just the frogs said the frogs talk What were they average they said Budweiser? Yeah, they did one of the guys. Oh the guys said guys I said what's up? Oh, yeah phone call sorry Brandon. It wasn't don't just say Brandon mark was in this too. Yeah Accuracy matters you know by the way we're taping the Christmas special today we move the entire schedule for Brandon that's not true can I I don't I don't want to pile on Brandon I know we don't do that on the show no but we never I feel like I have to point it out he's Bosco Brandon right now yeah this

dude Bosco Brandon you're on the phone talking to coaches not that's crazy that's crazy you've been you're you are I go Brandon you code switch to sound more southern picked up the phone yesterday during Jerry's thing does that he picks up the phone he's like oh it's coach oh shit that's how he it's a problem then it's a problem oh man I'm doing the same thing You're doing don't is it money? No, are you doing money listen man? We're just trying to find dogs Trying to find fucking dogs out there, and I'm finding them so you're calling them, and what do you say when you call? Hey, man, it depends on who I'm gonna be to a portnoy

Come to stay ready to play ball. that's really all I'm asking. Pat miss peaches. What's the lowest coach you would stoop to call? Coach? Talk to? Like a tight end coach? I'd talk to the tight end coach, yeah. I wouldn't talk to... What goals do you take?

I wouldn't talk to any graduate assistants. It's just non-stop. It was double digits yesterday. And he's also, and I wouldn't have a problem I wouldn't talk to any graduate assistant. It's just non-stop It was double digits yesterday He's also and I wouldn't have a problem with it if not for like he's he wants everyone around him to know that he's taking Yeah, it's hey hey coach oh shit and I oh yeah, he's doing that that's not true Yeah, I've been closing doors. I've been going outside. I I do it quietly Yeah, interesting Not true at all. Yeah. I've been closing doors, I've been going outside, I do it quietly. Yeah. Interesting.

Y'all, y'all, come on. So quietly that everyone knows that. And you're doing the same thing, and I know you're doing the same thing. Yeah, but no one knows I'm doing this. Yeah. I'm not making a big deal. I know it.

I don't mind if you do it, just don't do it in my face. Right. You know, keep it behind closed. I've been taking phone calls privately. I do too. I closed the door. I saw you leap out of one of those pod chairs yesterday. Hello, Liz.

It takes a lot for you to do that. It was very theatrical. It was a little much. Trying to get some dogs, that's all. The NIL game is a weird game. It's a weird game. It's a dangerous game. It is.

I had a call, I don't know, maybe it was last week, where I was talking to someone and I said, we can't lose out on price for this person. We can lose out on other reasons, we can't lose out on price. So I had the call and I, let's just use hypothetical numbers. Maybe the guy was getting offered one, and I was like, we can't lose out on price.

And then 10 minutes later, the guy was like, texted me back, he's like, hey, we just went to two and I was like wait Do I cover the one to two that's a problem? Yeah, because I don't oh you were thrusted in the room I thought that I think I was I think I was one of your one no they Hypothetically I was then put on yeah, I was like wait a second was I the reason for that Yeah, you were gonna have to write the check. Yeah, we're gonna have yeah, we're gonna have to fire like 16 Nikki smokes Well, I'm not you're speaking on behalf of other people's money Again and they interpreted it as your money. Yeah, right, which was a problem Nick. You remember bumping into each other at Club Zoo oh six oh my god

Yeah, he was a foam night, huh? You were in that like teal Taylor gang shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah, really Like that sounds like me yeah, do you remember Club Zoo? I do yeah, how's the under 18 Pittsburgh club? I was really under 18 very under 18. Are you guys doing a fucking bit? No? No, it's a real thing. Yes, cuz they created an entire fake Place it was based off of Club Zoo three days that we all bought about was it called melties They saw on melted popsicle bar But it was in Pittsburgh, yeah, no, but Club Zoo was real Yeah, what was Club Zoo under 18 very under 18 club and some dudes would get fake drivers permits so they could go in

Yeah, it'll be like there'd be like the 25 year old in there with like all the Table the fuck That's That's the wall. That's horrendous. Yeah, it was a great time, but like Mac perform there. Yeah, it was a spot There was I mean there was nowhere else to get any you're doubting. It's real. No, I think this is real cuz I don't think Nicoletti would do this to us right away. Yeah It's not that hard to believe there's a club in Pittsburgh. There's not like yeah There's not a really scene in Pittsburgh now, and he said Mac performed there that kind of that is true That person's dead, so we can't can't ask him. Yeah, are we going to should be yeah?

I would call them Mac Miller right now think whiz perform there Swears or in the torture chase to give away tickets to see whiz I Swear, it's or in the torture chase to give away tickets to see whiz To perform a club zoo before I can whiz popped off super huge popped off crazy. Yeah Taylor gang look Mac Miller live Thank you teach it Was this the promo for it live at Club Zoo Pittsburgh, oh my god Was this the promo for it live at Club Zoo Pittsburgh? Oh my god

Yeah, there were underage everybody there is under 18 there were some overage people sneaking in oh, yeah, yeah People were smoking yeah, you can smoke cigs in there, right? Somebody like disguises to be like under 18 they would get like those glasses that just doesn't have the mustache. Yeah, just had a big nose Do you do you move you move back to Pittsburgh? I did yeah, how you liking it? I love it honestly It's like just can breathe and you're on the road all the time. It feels like yeah, I usually do Comedy pretty much throughout the year yeah How many nights you have here in Chicago just one night at the den tonight or tomorrow tomorrow night And then you also told us a funny anecdote when you got here I don't want to blow up your spot

But you you just said that every time you fly anywhere you just go to Home Depot and get a box cutter right away literally That's as soon as I'm in a city that I'm unfamiliar with straight to Home Depot go to the rug cutting section Buy a knife for like 10 bucks All my like my tick-tock my whole feed is like all these like X Delta Force operator guys, and I'm like I mean, I'm just gonna listen to what they say Right now there what what you have a piece on you right now? I got the box cutter on me so you go to the box cutter after the plane ride. Yeah, well you can't reverse can't put it in a

Exactly wait so every single time because these like I know which guys you're talking about It's like the jacked up dudes who are sitting in front of yeah, they're doing a podcast You're like actually Louie. yeah, Luigi's actually a fucking amateur Yeah, why and then lists like 75 reasons right like no shit. You're trained to kill people Yeah, self-defense guys will convince you you have to learn to kill with your hands well Nick made up made a good point He was like I don't think you have it into in you don't you don't know you can't kill I was like that's so true, but I don't want to be like on the news where they're like yeah He just got murked like he didn't even try to look at this

Smiling I want to be like like they found a box cutter right his body He was gonna try something you don't want to be on the self-defense like military guy podcast being like and this is why we Tell you to carry around a Box right exactly yeah, yeah those guys look what happened to Nicoletti. He had it in his pocket I did watch one clip where the guy was like Everyone saying Luigi's an assassin Here's what he did wrong, and he listed like 25 things and it was like maybe a four second clip I saw that the guy was like laughing at the yeah

And it was like maybe a four second clip. I saw that the guy was like laughing at the yeah No, no, it's like that gun. I would never use that gun that gun with a suppressor no Yeah, no see that action. That's an amateur was it a 3d printed gun. I think so yes really yeah What's that called a ghost gun because untraceable? There's nothing wow yeah? Hate that that sounds so cool. I know yeah, I used to go There's nothing Wow. Yeah, hate that that sounds so cool. I know yeah, I used to go scan You know, why don't you ghost gone everywhere you go Luigi ghosts? Lot thickens oh my god Kate. How did our last night go for you? I'll just say

Maybe no, oh you made out there. I could have the beef I guess there's no proof for anything, but things are getting a little hot and heavy between maybe that was the spark that we needed I don't know we found out Kate doesn't French yesterday Yeah, yeah, she's married and two kids not married, but no just two kids out of wedlock Yeah, I actually had somebody sent me a video. I guess I could suggest otherwise here. Let me bring it up What you had caught French ring no? By the way kid I might have been about might have been nagging the beef last night about friend to me Yeah, I just texted him. I was like streets are saying you've never French Did you so so did you start and then did you pause like really quick to be like this is a little meta?

It felt a little forced, but we Bet you walked in the door. He swallowed your mouth hole Oh no, oh Get me getting dropped off less no No, oh, they're not even Not doing it. No, they're not French. That's not a French. They're not they're faking it. That's a fake French No, your tongue is your tongue doesn't have any other tongue on it. Oh We have sex just so you know hey, we have two kids

I believe you I think they're adopted Do you you do French you're Frenchin I'm like if someone's I'm not going for it with the tongue, but if they Are going You know, I'll go with it, but I was like you don't French I'm not like I need to put my tongue in your mouth. So you but like you let the tongue go in yours Yeah, I can be like, you know playful. I can be like a little rascal But I let them take the lead because I don't want to be like the dude who's like you know I heard from a lot of non Frenchers yesterday

And I heard from people who are like I French my wife the second I got home Yeah, because I felt bad for you No, I she was in bed by the time I got home I By the time I got home I feel so bad Did we change the schedule? I didn't Set me up for that You got a text from your wife saying French me when you get home And I was going to, I couldn't wait, I can't wake her up with a French Have you tried?

I guess I should You actually, you 100% could wake her up with a French She'd be like, holy shit why is his tongue down my throat Not at all babe, I have a toothache I don't know Well sometimes they suck She'll be like, holy shit, why is his tongue down my throat? Yeah. No, babe, I have a toothache. I don't know. Well, sometimes they suck the tongue. Have you ever had that?

No. I've never had my tongue suck. That's a Bethel Park move. Oh, what the hell? Yeah, some people don't know how to do it. And it's like, it's weird really fast. I don't want that. It's like sucking on the tongue.

I never. No. It goes too far out. Yeah. Yeah. I had a want that sucking on the tongue. I never know it's too far out Yeah, yeah, I had a guy like licking my face once like that around after yeah like after an army-navy game like the first one I in the parking lot of like a charity tailgate Jocko willing Here's the 15 mistakes you make when you friend. Now do some pushups. He pushups with his tongue.

Now there's my tongue. He's like, yeah, anyway. Schools ever like face off in like war? Army, Navy? Like some type of war activity, challenge? Like a tugs? The rivalry should be like who's better at battle. Did you go to the?

No, I was I was enlisted in the Marines, but I know you were a marine Before the army-navy game they like play tug-of-war against each other and like all kinds of games But they don't I don't know if they do war games against each other you're right That's their thing is but isn't it battle right? Yeah. Like a grizzly bear versus shark. Yeah. They do two different things. You can't really fight army and navy and simulate that. No. That's why they play football. Yeah. They have pistol. Isn't that a sport. Is that what's shooting a rifle. Yeah archery college sport. Yeah. West Virginia Virginia powerhouse all these are sports though and not not war

You want them to try to kill each other literally? simulation Like a fake town yeah, and saw who could take it cod don't yeah college Yes, yeah, don't sports exist because of war football. Is it like just training? No, I think artists training for war No, I think sports are it's bread and circus, right? Huh? What you never heard of bread and circus? I've heard of them separately. Oh, yeah the Roman They would they would basically do it like you the whole thing was you could you could tax anyone ever anything you wanted You could take their money. Oh as long as you gave them bread and circus. It's a distraction

Yeah, you give no idea and you and you enter and a coliseum. You're smart that that's yeah He's a hundred percent right yeah, that's it. It's still I mean think about it today Yeah, it's we go fight a bunch of wars, but if our game time on it on Sunday. We're like hell. Yeah America let's go bird. Yeah, I mean we all all fall for it I have no problem falling for it rifle Oh Alaska and the answer to that question Alaska Fairbanks is like WVU's biggest rival the Air Force is ahead of Navy oh Brandon the answer to the am I smart question is smart enough to know what it is smart enough to know that I'm being duped but not smart enough to ever figure out how to stop that okay like I to know that I'm being duped but not smart enough to ever figure out how

To stop that okay, like I'm aware that I'm that might be the worst place to be yeah No, I'm aware that like the NFL and sport are put here to distract me from the deep state But I would never be able to figure out like oh, how do you fix that not happening? I don't want to fandel that's how yeah, it. Draftkings betting draft draft kinks losing money on no By the way Nick I just found Your last message to me and I sent it to TJ. We have to we have to show it because I forgot I Forgot the conversation and it's very funny. I took out your email but Nick Coletti hit me up as probably six months ago. Yeah, first of all

I don't know if I should be offended or not because the message started. Hey dude got a hair. I'll read it It's like this is actually kind of offensive reading it back. Is it? Well just the fact that I'm the person you thought of Oh, I was like who's connected that I'm the person you thought of. Oh, I was like, who's connected that I know who could be? Yeah, so he said, hey, dude, sorry we didn't link up in Chicago. Actually have a personal favor. Do you happen to know any of the Nelk dudes for full send? I think I might be getting scammed and don't know if it's real.

And I said, I don't know them, but I can help if I can try. And he said, OK, it's all good good just got a weird email about Facebook live events you the fact that you thought maybe this was a scam this is a big cat fix yeah and you didn't immediately say this is a scam makes me question like it's good that you're actually might not be good that you're holding a box cutter because you're probably gonna stab yourself You look at this email you thought no down to you for invigate Invitation to be a guest on full send podcast by Nike dear Nick Clegg I hope this buddy finds you well. My name is Michael John, so I represent full send podcast management

We operate the renowned YouTube channel full send podcasts hosted by Kyle How do you say his last name? Four? Four Jard? Four Jard, shout out Kyle. And his friends, your remarkable profile has captured our attention. And we are thrilled to extend an invitation

for you to join us as a guest on our Nike sponsored Facebook podcast. Podcast highlights, name, Full Send Podcast, sponsored, Nike, platform, Facebook Live, topics, music, entertainment, music entertainment challenges health travel and more compensation USD 5,000 We USD five thousand dollars for your what does it say at the end? Did I cut it off? I cut it I think I've seen enough Well, I've seen I've seen these kind of things where it's like someone's admin. They're just like that. It's copy paste type shit

I was like I mean probably have gotten similar invitation. Yeah, yeah the Nike the sponsor Nike just do I Know man the Facebook podcast yeah, oh, I'm on a Facebook podcast with milk Michael John How long and how far into the process did you Get for this I Skyped with the dude So you didn't take my advice when I was like I I think it was like After the fact but yeah, I skyped with him. He was like in Pakistan Yeah, I wrote back. I said yeah, that looks fake and you said okay. Thanks, man

I appreciate it, and then you still went through with the Skype. Yeah, I did I said yeah, that looks fake and you said okay. Thanks man. I appreciate it and then you still went through with the Skype Yeah, I did I was like that rock off chance Yeah, I kind of like that like I've always thought like I Want to kind of get involved in a Ponzi scheme because like what if I'm the guy who gets my money out first right? Oh, it's always one like what if you know, there's a scam, but yeah Maybe you maybe you get like the one time They actually pay someone. Yes, right like the jackpot. Yeah, I had to get my account back but

He took over my account for like 24 hours He Skyped a guy in Pakistan he was like I'm in Miami bro, I was like what It's like I didn't know they were it was really didn't know that was happening in my head. I was like what? Says your locations in Pakistan. What's that about? There's like there's a camel behind you Yeah, I wish you had done the Facebook live Nike just do it I know That could have been really good, right? I was like, so why isn't like I ended up getting in contact with Stiny yeah, and he was like that's not real man That sounds like something thank you for your time. What did he was he like, but we'd love to have you on

No, but he was like we should hang out when you're in LA. Okay never happened Shit but and then our other message, I mean, everyone should go watch it, it's been out for a while, but the Real Bros movie was incredible. Thank you. So much. Appreciate it. So much fun. It was a blast.

That was, and it, I don't wanna say it hurt my feelings, but I've known Jimmy for a long time now, and we specifically, when we had him on PMT, we've had him on PMT probably like eight times, and I remember like when he was writing the movie, we specifically said, hey, we would love to do a cameo, and then he wrote the movie, and there's multiple cameo spots for podcasters.

Dick. He's like, shit. Never once. Never once. Never once asked. It doesn't haunt me or anything. He will be getting an earful. I already gave him an earful.

OK. Well, two earfuls. Give him another one. Yeah, I'll give him another one. Give him another one. Have you ever had a cameo role in a show, Big Cat? Hard knocks. Hard knocks in that Reebok commercial.

Reebok commercial on Naturally Quick. Nailed that. That was a good one. Bar rescue. Bar rescue. Ah, yeah. That's awesome. That was a good one. Bar rescue. Bar rescue. Yeah, that's awesome. Bar rescue. Twice.

Rescued two bars. How are they doing now? Don't think well. No, I know for a fact, I think one of them closed down. How soon after? Pretty quickly. It's like Gordon Ramsay comes in, makes it amazing, and then the place just gets nuked. I heard the rent goes up like quadruple after Gordon Ramsay like comes in makes it amazing and then the place just gets new

I heard the rent goes up like quadruple after Gordon Ramsay visit your place. Yeah Yeah, it turns out the bar owner that needed to get rescued is not a good bar owner. Ah It was failing for a reason oh Yeah, here it is And who is this? That's Dan Katz. No, that's really quick. Bam! Nailed it.

Pretty good. That took like seven hours. That was Johnny Hendrix. Johnny Hendrix. Hendrix. Legend. No-Sham-Mareno. Yep.

Ali Raisman. She was in it? I wasn't. I didn't get to see any of them. They taped them all separately. Yeah, naturally quick. Brandon, we got to get you some cameos. Really?

All right. You'd be good in a show. I think so too. I was on an episode of Grace Under Fire in the 90s. What? I just made that up. That was good though. Yeah.

What's cooler, having a cameo in commercials or being on billboards because you've been on a lot of those for Yeah, be going through. Nowheresville, Indiana and see you and Dave. That's a weird town name. Yeah billboards are okay you asked Nationally syndicated commercial or a billboard. Oh that was not nationallyicated. Oh, no? No, that was just for web only. Oh! The web is national. International, really? Yeah, the web's huge. I flew down to Texas and I was like, this is gonna

be awesome. I'm gonna be everywhere. Hank and I went just for eight hours, did one line, and I was like, so when am I gonna be able to watch it during March Madness? And they're like, no, when am I gonna be able to watch it like during March madness stuff Like no, this is like not even pre-roll This is for a nice sponsor

Clients it's like sick. I will say this the billboards anywhere. I was traveling. I would get excited every single time like hey I know those guys yeah, my parents would send me every time they saw one you work with these guys You were like the first thing I saw going into Pittsburgh a lot very oh for the pen one. Yeah. Yeah, you and fucking pond la hockey Yeah, wild name can't be his name. I think it's two people one is pond and one is la hockey And they have a law firm together. That's real? They're a Philly. Yes. Big time Philly.

Dick. I thought you were joking. Nope. Nope. That makes me want to be an injury lawyer, is just getting the billboards. So many. There's that one when you're driving to Gary, what I do often.

And there's that guy that's just wearing the Bobster hat. The Fedora guy? Yeah, I love him. No, Indiana's all about Tom Raper RVs. Yeah. You ever see that as a guy? A thousand billboards. You're getting closer about Tom Raper RVs. Yeah. Ever seen that? That's like a thousand billboards. You're getting closer to Tom Raper.

Oh, God. Have you been to- He's one of the best Hoosiers, honestly. Have you been to Cleveland and seen Tim Misny? No. No. It's just a bald dude that raises an eyebrow and points, and there's no words on his billboards. It's just his face.

Liar. Unbelievable. I want to see that. We're talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, oh You know what I do He has every billboard in Cleveland Every state has one guy that has every billboard. I think yeah every city has

Yeah, Steven singer has a lawyer. That's just on every single billboard. There's 50 or like I want to hear yeah We have the Fishman Fishman and those twins and there's three lawyers. Yeah, there's really wait I don't know the twin lawyers fishman and fishman Look them up. They are Couldn't you say the Fishman's yeah, right? Well, it's a shaman fishman Those two The goblins down on the in the yes, wait, there's three of them The guys sandwich between the fish Harry Potter like extras. Oh, no, it's no

Harry Harry Potter like extras. Oh wait no it's no Oh shinderovitch and fish there's only one There's no fishman's actually kind of screwing this up. Yes, it should be this is shinderovitch's But that was a fishman and fishman. There's another one. There's also fishman gender over fishman and fishman That okay fishman and fishman are in father son. Yeah, it's more wholesome. Yeah, yeah Shenderovich They'd Shenderovich Shenderovich can't believe we're talking about this right now. No, no, it's exactly what they show. Yeah, so insane I mean, yes, they represent jalapeno Hannah

The perogi. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard she got uh she got in trouble in yeah investigated for GAMI Why for DUI the pierogi that runs for the seventh inning? It's a huge cokehead. I Mean look at her dude. Look at that nose. Yeah Support the truth good gal. It's like meek Mill. I'm big Phil. It does look like me Phil Yeah, those lawyer signs there's also something about like driving on the highway and you know when it's like lawyer guns and then God yeah

Friendly reminder you're going to hell look at that. He looks just like My god, that's a she yeah, she's your pussy a legend Yep, there it is Right there's her pants I'll be new hannah We had seleno and barnes in the New York area didn't they break up they break up I think they sued each other right I'd he died in a horrific plane crash right what did soleno or bar I forget which one I Remember they broke up, and that was fucked up. You can't break up nasty soleno and Barnes injury attorneys

They broke up and then one of them died in like a plane crash And then it was so sad to see that just one of them. So is it Barnes? Who died Wait and then their Barnes their argument turned into a Broadway play What's the play like did Saleno avenge Barnes's death like to anyone oh Rich Barnes took over now. It's the Barnes firm. That's their new jingles pretty good Barnes you can't break up

If you if you have billboards and song you have that brand of where guys you can break up No, but they broke up before they died mm-hmm TJ What's the play like can we see a clip of the play wow that sounds like foul play was involved? Oh? Yeah, oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, it wouldn't be shocking no speaking of foul Possibly Italian oh when we lived in a jersey in the New York office there was a play I live in Cranford, New Jersey, and there was a place there called Simpson and Brown and they'd been around for And it was a place there called Simpson and Brown, and they'd been around forever. Whoa. And it was a Marine and Civil Construction place. They didn't have billboards, but every time you drove by the office

and had that big sign, it was shocking. Mm. Whoa. That's a good one. Whoa. Mm. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Hatch made in heaven. Whoa. It's called Salino V-Barn. Oh, God.

It's sublimely stupid and a bit brilliant Wow, I'll be I'll be sure to see that William Morris is Ross solino Plays suck fire. Yes. There are a couple bros with big dreams and loose morals That sounds cool cutthroat world of ambulance Wow There's a lawyer in Columbus, Ohio Kevin Curtis I don't know about you know about courage it all of his commercials

He looked like he was you wanted to beat your ass like you the viewer. He just comes on. He's like I'm Kevin Curtis I'm a fucking I'm a fucking, he's just like angry. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. That's, that works. I'm a fucking, I'm a lawyer, I'm a fucking, I'm here for, I mean fucking business. Let's get aggro on him. And yeah, he's very aggro.

That's all I remember from. We had Denville Crow. Denville Crow? Denville Crow. And he had the most obnoxious local TV commercial. How'd it go? I'll call Denville Crow, I'll call Denville Crowe. I'll call Denville Crowe. And it just went on and on and on and on like that.

But Denville Crowe was a name that I didn't know I remembered until you guys started talking about lawyers. Yeah. Yeah, Curtis was the one I remember. I'm Kevin Curtis and I'm a lawyer. I'm fucking angry. I'm a lawyer, bitch. I want an angry lawyer. I want to dive into the world of like local lawyers. Yeah. Very interesting. I just commercialized even if I come we should put one on

Courtesy that's another one. We need more lady ambulance chasers Yeah, don't do that. There's got to be a city that has one where it's like she's got a huge dead She's on the billboard and like that's her thing. There's one in Los Angeles. I forget her name. It's like Veronica There's a stacked. There's also sweet James in Los Angeles. I forget her name. It's like Veronica. There's a stacked. There's also sweet James in Los Angeles Attorney yeah stacked It's a guy. Oh this is a guy. Yeah, yeah huge manboos Nice get that Smith case settle. Oh, this is new one settle for six figures. Maybe he's chilled out a little I don't know. Is he relaxed in his old age?

Woah! Got a pin! No, he's angry. He is a little older than I remember to. Why would he put that shirt on? 20 years ago every commercial was open with the scowl and he's like I'm Kevin Courjes and I'm here to fuck shit up.

Fuck your wife. His body doesn't match his head. He's like I'm Kevin Kurges. I'm here to fuck shit up. Fuck your wife His body doesn't match his side I like the premise of an attorney that if he wins the case he doesn't want money just gets to fuck your wife Whether we win or lose I'm gonna fuck her But in an instant their safety can never paint out of your hands and who writes these commercials you can depend on us I'm Kevin Curtis, and I'm a lawyer So ominous dude, I'm like scared of this guy. I'm a lawyer So ominous dude, I'm like scared this guy. I'm just wanted

Wow, I like this guy that's scary you just come on and Columbus another wreck I bet they crash Oh no, I'm Kevin Oh No He rocks Kyle I can't think of any wheeling ones just leaky BA and number one Snyder. That's it Number one Snyder stole my parents computer. Geez. Number one Snyder, he was an ATV salesman. Oh no, then who stole my parents computer?

It was a computer repair shop and they brought the computer in to get fixed and he sold it. All fixed. It's gone. Your shit's gone. Sorry, we sold it. It's gone. I think I'm about to make Mississippi look really bad with this one. I didn't realize how bad it was This guy's a lawyer oh no oh dude that's the guy no that was just an actor It works that a Hector have worked the meat counter at the Kroger in Tupelo You would go to you would go to get your your meats at two you always ready the guy fuck you're the guy

Yeah, I am just explosion. Where's your wife? Every attorney sound like an action here. Where the fuck is your wife? I'm gonna fuck her right now here to win your case and fuck your wife, and I'm all out of cases to win She's getting fucked That'll be that'll be a really good movie like an attorney that's he's the only one he's the best in the world that can get You out of this case, but there's what he wants to fuck Always payment always pay win I fucked your wife she's in a wheelchair she's getting fucked I don't know what side to root for it's a clearly innocent. He loves his wife. But he needs help legally. Yeah, he's looking at life. Death sentence. You know the deal.

It's like an un- yeah. It's unnegotiable. He has to do it. Yeah. It's just he gets the facts or the, you know, the bill. And it's just one pussy. He's like, seize your wife.

He's like Anton Sugar. He like lives by a code. It's like, just Seize your wife Sugar he like lives by a code Boys pussy head or head When I went to law school, I promised I'd never take money I don't do head just pussy Over your wife. From the back only. You got unpaid parking ticket. No blow jobs. I don't do blow jobs.

Just pussy. You understand the vibe of this program pretty well. Yeah. You're crushing it. He's been on it before. Yeah, you have been on it before. I was on it for like a second. I don't think I was on it for very long. It was very brief and then I went

Yeah, cuz KB's wearing Pittsburgh hat and all yeah Okay Wasn't on the for now Yeah, people forget those good old playing up complain we end early good It was fun, but it was brief. It was so fun. You didn't remember. I was right I yeah, I guess you're right. I was wrong and I got scammed by a Pakistanian dude on Facebook No, by Nelk Pakistan karma milk boy. No, dude Facebook by Nelk. Pakistan, Nelk boy.

Nelk, dude. Nelk Pakistan. Nelk has an office in Pakistan? That's crazy. Wow, they're really expanding, that's awesome. Pakistani Nelk would rule. Yeah. They should make that.

I'm trying to think, I don't know anything about Pakistan to make it to it right now. I don't know enough about Nelk either. No. Brandon, you wanna rip an ad. A lot of hookah. Steve will do. It's just a lot of hookah. Steve smoked all the hookah. Steve, slow down. Do you want to do Steven Singer? Yeah, I'll do it. Christmas is next week. Your mic's on, TJ. Christmas is next week. Don't miss out on

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All right. So TJ, I got two that people sent me. Eric C. Con. Eric C. Con spelled conn is the last name So once we got to go down that rabbit hole is this an attorney yeah, and then lawyer Mike from Knoxville, Tennessee You picked 3d ad I got a question or monkey business business. I want to see monkey business. Yeah we want to see monkey business. The laws of probability and chance are that when hundreds of thousands of social security disability claims are filed and denied each year, that a countless number of mistakes are made.

During this portion of the Eric C. Kahn law firm tour of how the social security disability process works, you will see one of the social security doctors, and the government doctor takes a quick look and says, no, it's time to go. And now you are turned down, and the nonstop red tape continues. And you feel the process is never going to end, and you are hanging by a limb. Yoo-hoo, social security. I've got Eric C. Khan who's the monkey now oh

nice tagline that could be better that you better we want to see bad I want to see Khan those monkeys were fantastic yeah yeah it's probably took a while to film monkeys to cooperate year long this one I want wanna see eric c con in action roze royce? pimp oh shit this is blood? yeah what the fuck damn what blood? is he a pimp?

he just made a self hype video he's listening to ty dolla so And that's his story that may not be the story But hasn't anyone said something about you that isn't true So wait, I got a question news whenever when it comes to your social security and disability Whom do you trust? When Eric C. Khan represents you literally was just like make me look cool. Yeah, he watched the soprano one time All right shots of me in the Rolls Royce Changing the CD Oh Cool yeah, he watched the soprano one time Changing the CD What did she say

We need you back I never live Walking in to get a Robin Change the radio to TV on his car I Rose rolls rolls shots of me in the rolls shots of my bracelet Yeah, all right have this chick who probably wants to fuck me. Yeah, er. I'll fuck her after Eric's on con and then the other one was Lawyer Mike from Knoxville I could do this all day. Yeah media Edgar Snyder up there. Oh Yeah, okay unavoidable unavoidable

Whoa for 25 minutes All these are so long lawyer Mike the shot of the gold bracelet. Oh the truck. Let's see it Have you been injured in an accident and need legal help call the law offices of Ogle L rod and burrow today Ogle L rod Let us carry the weight for you That is one thing Let us carry the weight for you What is it with these guys like we got to look like Jason state yeah, we gotta have sports cars

Rapparates we're lawyers into a big check Yeah, do you need your lawyer to be a badass you just need them to know? I don't want him to be a bad. Yeah, he'll fuck my wife I like that add too because it was clear that like the only thing they could do acting wise was point They're like give us another one Hit it again. Yeah another point this one in your truck. Let's do the red Corvette. I think that'll sell Did Edgar Snyder have any bad ones no, but he's always just he has that yinzer accent and he's always pointing right at the he's like we'll get money for you I'm getting more Eric Kahn scammed the government for 500 million dollars and led the country and then I caught in a Pizza Hut in Honduras

You said that exactly right you called. He's literally a pimp, yeah. Eric Kahn! Holy shit. Largest social security fraud scheme in US history. Holy shit! His URL is mrsocialsecurity.com and he got caught doing that. That's incredible. He's gonna Rolls Royce like...

Wait, what's he up to now? Is he in... 27 years. Holy shit. A Pizza Hut in Honduras? Yeah, wow. The Big Kahn! Oh wow oh my god oh we gotta watch that Apple TV Plus they bought the rights immediately this is it's so good this is gold it was a produced by McDonald's all right there it is really yeah why is it called

McMillian higher higher higher higher McDonald's has a production company? All right, in March, pleaded guilty to one count of theft of government money and one count of payment. He's placed under house arrest pending sentencing. He's in Fort Dix. After six months on the run, Conn was captured in a placebo indoors in extra aid to the United States.

Wow, that rocks the big Conn. 550 million is stupid. And the money. Wait, wait, wait. Conn's fraud fraud scheme which ran from 2004 2016 involved submitting thousands of falsified medical documents prepared by corrupt Insane I mean the shot of a bracelet should have given it away watch that commercial again. I want to see it now through

Yeah, now we know we know I want to see that again. I never left except for when I went to see it now through this light. Yeah, now that we know what we know, I want to see that again. I never left, except for when I went to Honduras. Yeah. We don't have to talk about that right now. Oh, all right, I have others. I have Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer. Oh. For nearly 20 years. This guy.

Hey, he's a criminal. He robbed $550 million. He was building his practice from the ground up. You have a line I do hard work. He also has a Statue of Liberty and those like the Lincoln Memorial at his dude that shot fucking bracelet story that may turn the Way go back go back. Yeah, yeah, what's the story? That may not be the story you've heard from those who don't know the facts about you that isn't where it go back go back yeah listen to this story that may

not be the story you've heard from those who don't know the facts but hasn't anyone said something about you that isn't true yeah dude yeah is that a statue of him so he was getting ahead of social security and trying to like people say that I rock when Eric C Khan representahn represents you. Eric, that's a dish panofi. Look at this guy. This is awesome. Doesn't shut the door. Eric. We need you back.

I never left. Who's bum? What is that? How does that market your firm? What's he walking into? That's his office with those little rubbings. I never left, it just seems like I did. Keep that pussy on ice.

I'll be back for you. So what's the manly and... You're just doing Batman. Manly and manly locker? Oh god. If you get injured in a car wreck, you can try this. Or you can call me. Oh!

No! Depressive! Alabama Hammer! You've been injured in a car wreck, call me right now! Slow Cum? Yeah, they're making fun of Flow from Progressive. Yeah. Manly and Manly law firm in Michigan.

How many takes did they do on that one? It's one. These guys are the best? Eric C. Con Eric's I want to make one so bad if there's an attorney in the area Can we make a commercial for them? Yeah, you kind of did this what do you mean the Morgan Morgan commercial? Oh, yeah, we did but Morgan Morgan actually they're legit. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we did do a commercial Well, some of these guys are probably legit. Maybe yeah, no, they are Eric C. Con is the outlier Did do a commercial with some of these guys are probably legit. Maybe yeah, no, they are Eric C. Khan is the outlier What a manly and manly law firm in Michigan someone said sharks win that makes me interested

Every state has to have one we should do a competition of what state has the best a March man Yeah, like a convention for these guys charged with the crime Have you or a loved one been in an accident? Don't like you know which Detroit TV lawyer to call. We're Manly and Manly, MidMichigan's premier law firm. Trial lawyers that are not afraid to step into the courtroom. I'm Michael Manly. I'm Frank Manly and I don't play. Sharks win. Sh. Oh, oh, that's an awesome hoodie Frank Manley, and I don't play Did this I believe yeah, I believe him. I guess it does work. I guess the more we watched yeah I need a fucking badass lawyer. We have Brad the bull piss piss to piss to Nick

The Bull Pista-tit-nic? P-I-S-T-O-T-N-I-K. Pista tit-neck? P-I-S-T-O-T-N-I-K. It's on the tit-neck. Brad the Bull, Wichita, Kansas. The neck of her tits. Pista tit-neck. And some creepy insurance guy is trying to get me to sign some papers.

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Stop, think, don't talk to anyone until you talk to me first. It's just that easy call Cartoon in there at the same time They probably went through so much work in actual bull just to put a cartoon boy. Yeah, we already have the real bull Brad Oh my god Brad These are so great Tim Misny and Cleo. Yeah, that's the one we pulled up. He's on the billboards Oh, yeah, he's all he does is raises eyebrow

but it said that he has a Property that you could tour if you win a competition called Missy land didn't know Missy land I got Jim Adler the Texas hammer. Yeah, let's pull him up to that We're gonna do this for the rest of the day. I've seen him for the rest of the day All right, see ya love you love you stew forever oh Thanks do would be a great dress. Hey look. Yeah, that was just one of them showed up You should be This new tie join me on Facebook tell me what you think

Facebook tell me what you think. Over the many years countless clients have told me that because a healthcare provider just wouldn't listen to them they suffered unnecessarily. Believe me when I tell you I'll listen and then I look like a penis. I'm Tim Misny. You know what I do. Bad ass. That's the billboard that's everywhere. Oh, he's the man. So awesome. Birth injury?

I'll make them pay. I gotta call this guy. Yeah. Oh my God. You'd blow up on TikTok. I got Hessegan Paul. P-O-H-L. These are so funny. Who's he gonna make pay in the birth? I don't know. I don't know.. Yeah, Kate. Oh my God. You'd blow up on TikTok. I got Hessegan Paul, P-O-H-L.

These are so funny. Who's he gonna make pay in the birth injury, the baby? Yeah, yes. You hurt my client. You hurt my client. You fucked my client. Now you pay. Look at this destroyed pussy.

Where's your wife? Where the fuck is your wife? My God. Some of these are so fucking funny. I love this universe. Kate's suing her baby. What's Misneyland? Yeah, what the hell?

I'm very curious. I know. What Misneyland? And what does his tie have to do with anything? Tell me what it's about. Oh, it's Misneyland. A little trivia question. A little trivia for you.

That was not the original name we gave the property. All right. Who was it, Ken? Who's the loser now? Mr. Flato. What? What does this mean? The fuckshack. That was the original name. The total is 80 acres.

So he's just showing off his news. Wait, this is only part one? Yeah, this will be a documentary in two years. It's in New Zealand. That's New Zealand. Why? Part one yeah, this will be Why This will be a documentary in two years yeah, yeah finding me finding me what they found It all happened here in Misny

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Call me, 1-833-HUR-JUNGLE. The lawman never sleeps. Open 24-7. I don't want my lawyer having that hair. Wait, is that his real hair? I want to see more jungle. As a professional cheerleader, I know the playbook. Yeah.

Doesn't make any goddamn sense. Oh, you're hired. Everyone had a gun pointed at them off camera. Don't monkey around. Call me, Tarzan the Lawman at 1-833-4-Tarzan. Is that his real hair? We specialize in DUI, traffic citations, and auto accidents. Call 1-833-4-Tarzan.

This is so funny. Getting a eight three three for Tarzan's kidding a DUI and calling Tarzan what up Tars and the law man we specialize in DUI he does he's so uncomfortable that don't become a victim to the law of the junk call one K-3 strangling her we need to cut six animals died during the meeting It's probably easier keeping eaten copper each your Miranda rights You have a right to an attorney if you can't afford one Tarzan will be He's just like better call Saul Brown and Brown and st. Louis yep guys said dude has an eye patch what that's What that pirate lawyer?

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Texas hammer fights for you one eight hundred three five eight nine seven nine seven Oh insurance companies are not unstoppable. I am Wow sounds like he's making the bad deals happen Seriously injured debt piling up Medical bills and your car truck repairs Jim Adler I'm obsessed with these. He's got that RFK voice. That cost 500,000. The old guy talks like that normally. The young guy was trying to match the other.

Yeah, very apparent. He cannot do it. Everyone talks like Trunks your claim with excuses to pay you little or nothing So why do they want to be so violent? Yeah, right. The Texas Hammer! We don't take kindly to lousy deals!

Hey. Oh. I need a sledgehammer, okay? I don't know what the... Yeah. It's coming to me, I just need a sledgehammer. You should buy one of those every time you land now Every commercial they're all just like their fantasies. Yeah

Yeah, it's a sketch. This has to be a sketch. A Delta Swim commercial. Brian Wilson, the Texas law heart! Wait, this is real? No. That looks like Eric Kahn's house. Oh. That looks like Eric Kahn's house

It's real this is real talent. Oh, I need some more Texas lawhawk Wait a minute was that Joe Pesci? Yeah, Justin Bieber This guy's with it why Allen's of Justice All right These guys Give me another commercial his it's pretty good on to process more like do wheelies is what he said. I gotta hire this guy. He'll save me. They're basically all just doing like always sunny

episodes, but real life. Yeah, they're dudes that aren't happy with what they're doing and they want like you know, they're playing pretend. Yeah, they see budget green screen camera. They're like hammer. Oh my god Make me the most badass. Yeah, it's time Yeah, your life is like pretty boring as a lawyer. You're like, I'm just gonna Tarzan cosplay is a yeah action star She's gonna hold the Python you guys are wrong There's there's a commercial agency out there that that goes and praise on these guys and says I'll turn you into some Agency out there that that goes and preys on these guys and says I'll turn you into some rest of stuff

Why is the genre always action thriller though? That's what they want. I don't think over like Yeah, I want to see like a skinny like nerdy dude. Oh like I'm gonna win In the hospital bed cuz you totaled your car you laying there with a broken leg and a fractured arm And you ask around for help, and they keep telling you no Mike's the man with the plan so you have got it made and he won't get a penny tell he get you paid Yeah, what's right call Mike cuz I'm telling you so Mike That was good you do the was it Brown and Brown in St. Louis? Eye patch? We need the eye patch. There he is.

It's a 30 minute video. Oh my god. Cue it up. On the road with Brown and Brown. They're just doing a travel show? Alright, we're at the Kirkwood train station. Skip to the middle. Ahoy!

Really good stuff. Yes! We're going to see some plants and vegetables. They look so uncomfortable. This is Steve Brewell. Guy on the left looks like me It's gonna be really excited Vegetables yes. All right. Yes. Well, let's stop talking about and start doing it. Yes. What this is the best one

They don't address the eyepatch once Healthiness all the stuff I don't like Beautiful flowers and everything else. You can't pick two guys that don't want to be on camera. The eye patch guy hates this. Kirkville's 120 miles that way. Nautical miles. Come on out this way. Kirkwood.

And there's all kinds of fruits vegetables even get For guy in the left thinking about the black pearl do carrying the morale I patch Different look at it. Yeah, yeah, there's gotta be a lesson a few hours. Why not? That's true It's true. What an endorsement. You got to spare a few hours. This guy with the patches of bees. He's a curmudgeon, man.

He's so angry. He's so reluctant. Another intro scene. We'd rather be plundering, dude. Right on. Here we are. Okay, we're at Kirkwood High School. This is as close as we're allowed to get.

It's like high school named Kirkwood High School and Kirkwood. All in the same place. Incredible. That's just wonderful how it works like that. And then what do you know about Kirkwood High School? Well, home of the pioneers. And it's a nice

community out here. Beautiful homes. They have some grads who have become well known over the years Scott Bacula Oh, there's an attorney. I've met more than once quantum leap he was on Enterprise is on a Star Trek TV show these guys are the best. Oh, yeah, chili. Oh, man. I think chili contest So strong that's true buy things You know Was there currency the corona? Yeah, I think so you got so many coronas for the dollar

I think we drank all day right for a couple We went to a rat-scruller and remember we had that goulash Fucking God Poor person had to know what this is I don't know what Fucking God Later on And was a great man what a loss he was a good pirate oh I need more brown and brown we gotta find another video. I'm watching that fool Yeah, actually one more that there on LSD. They're the new Anthony Bourdain They only do intros

They were doing you stay in one Midwest their intro special didn't do any of the event. Yeah, there's not gonna be any more brown and brown He died tragically Christ what he jumped off their office building. Oh, no, he wasn't happy jump from 11th floor He definitely was they were like hey we need you that hit video you did he should do it again fuck that I'm out I already told my goulash story you got a few hours to spare these are the two most opposite men These are the two most opposite men. Yes.

Wait, so TJ, we have no other, we don't have a catalog of Brown and Brown? The eyepatch guy jumped on them? There was just, was it the eyepatch guy? Was the eyepatch guy specifically? I mean, we got a 30 minute video. They were just getting... Oh yeah. Was that pre-eye patch?

Is that what that news story of? Oh, he was sick and dying? Oh. Oh my god. Oh, there's free. I patched out that news story. Oh, oh you sick and dying. Oh That's fucked up if you've been hurt on a job You probably realized by now you're not dealing with your employer But rather with their insurance company that Brown and Brown will make sure you get your proper medical care lost wages and a lump-sum Settlement at Brown and Brown. We've handled thousands of workers compensation claims. I need another travel video Yeah, so if you've been those it workers compensation claims. I need another travel video. Yeah, that was fun. I was getting into it.

I felt like, seen. On the road. When I'm not in the seven seas, I'm at the farmers' park. Oh, wait, there's another on the road. Was that another? A tribute to mine. Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Bryant. So they just do this a lot. Mrs. Grafie, Mr. Hader, Ms. Brown, that was at Laramore because we got transferred for

one year. Mrs. Jenkins, Mr. Sims. She doesn't remember any of this. Fucking remembers this thing. She's a paid actor. Yes, exactly. She doesn't remember any of this Fucking remembers this thing She's a paid actor Yes, exactly Or their families

Our Lady of the Rosary Catholic Church Was known as Our Lady of Loretta Catholic Church It's a great, great parish All four of our sons made their first communion

And their confirmation these are just for them. Yeah, just talk is just personal jerk off our There are cone top beer cans and there are crown top beer cans now. This is a crown top This is a crown top and Budweiser Brewing Company Like home video content what does it mean to be an attorney? Helping that's a good call kids Joe pair of vibes people are in trouble looking for treasure Are there any other on the roads I get them I fix cannons muskets I would literally watch them go on the road anywhere Captain Barbosa on the road I Can't get over. Oh here. We go. This is a new one wait. Is that their whole on the road playlist We're never leaving how many subs do they have it's like 300 300

more show hard break every 42 subs do they have it's like 300 300 more ships than subs they're more ships than subs more ships than subs okay we're here at Gus' pretzels which is at the corner of my arsenal down in south st. Louis and they're gonna celebrate their 100th anniversary next year and that's centennial is that it? yes it is

spell that? no just kidding go ahead T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N. T-E-N-T-E-N-I-A-L. Very good. I screamed at him about that after. Great pretzels. You know I can't spell. I suspect that most St. Louisans have had a Gus's pretzel at some time. It's pretty iconic. I know down not far from where I live in Lindenwood Park they have a guy who sits on Sunday selling pretzels. This is the most relaxing thing in the world.

There are a few other places around town where you can find a Gus's pretzel outside of the factory here. Now do you put cheese on it or do you coat it with cheese? Why not? You dip it. This is unbelievable. Can I lick your fingers? Of course. How are you going to clean your fingers? It's almost like a caveman attitude, you know? Who, me, tiger, me, eat.

Oh, caveman, there it is. Barbecue and some Augustus pretzel. And then maybe some Ted Drews afterwards. You're living the st. Louis dream Agreed agreed and then the one thing I do like it says they'll come in and you have all expert a George over in this German In life especially in st. Louis There's only like probably one person less than one percent of people that speak German or one percent

People that speak Ukrainian except for the other Russians What has an iPad? So you're youngsters out there. If you're in seventh or sixth grade, what are you doing up so late for one? But two, learn a different language. You can get Spanish, French, German, and stick with it because your brains, I think kids' brains are molded and it's easier for them to learn a language. Well, it seems you have to learn a third language if you learn a second one. Because then your brain says, for example, the word door.

Well, in Russian it's dvor and dvir. And you know, different languages, different... Once your brain accepts the object... What does he say? I don't think the camera has a stop button. There is no stop button. There is no camera man. They set it up on a tripod, hit record. One of their nephews, yeah. There is no edit. It's on a tripod.

So let's talk to Gus. You know, we're here. How do they interact with other people? So let's talk to Gus. You know we're here This is centennial can't be the same person that establishes well, let's ask him Oh, yeah, I patch one hates the other one he loves it and Ed Brown you have what a dynamic I'd say it inside all right The other one tries to be funny Yeah, he's worse the patch guy just puts 10% logical Less where Gus's pretzels and this is Gus. Tell us about yourself I'm third generation pretzel twister. My grandfather started by 1920

Next year will be our hundredth year anniversary So we're making some plans trying to with some ideas for a way to celebrate. Where you make all the dough. Right, rolled in dough every day. Well tell us, you know, a little history of the place. Has it been here the whole 100 years? No, we... The last place actually was our little house.

Stooped him. Why did you gas me that, you fucker? He just made them in his basement. He could have cottage industries back then, so he would make just enough and go out and sell them himself at parks and taverns or whatever. I'm familiar with taverns. Then he started making them for other peddlers.

Why are they doing this? And he had a little shop down on 3rd and Westburn, which is down by the San Francisco Center. Look how many videos there are? Oh my god. Oh my god. This reminds me of the galley. Of the ship. Where I live.

And start making pretzels on it, and then my brother and I edit on this section, 1998. Gotcha. Gotcha. How many pretzels do you make now? A year? I don't know. A fuckload of questions. A lot. A fucking lot. How many pretzels you make Don't know man, okay, we have break coming up. I'm binging So baller St. Louis arena with them There's probably a large percentage of people that aren't liking this this is no my love. This is incredible

Music's so great Three seeing the 341 subscribers at the bottom in the videos like a half hour line so much more priceless Well, this is where the old arena used to be. Oh it's not there anymore. And Edward. What was the arena, what did it mean for you? Place to see concerts when it was the checkerdome in the 70s. I saw the Rolling Stones here. 1982. Fuck some of the groupies too. He never agrees. He always corrects the other. 81.

Hell yes. Take us to the games. We had season like a quarter season ticket. I think so. So we'd all choose which game we got to go to. We all want to go see the Bruins because they were really good. Bobby Orr and Phil Esposito and Gary Cheevers. Yeah, this is uh, we'd be inside right now.

They need hair hair conditioning. I remember I went and saw um Edit, edit it. Boy, I love Zeppelin but it was that was in February so it wasn't too bad. It was April. So it wasn't too hot, I guess. But no, concerts, concerts, concerts. Speaking of concerts, what do you think I have? I have some old concerts.

Ah! Memorabilia. What is this? I have I have some old concerts ah Memorabilia what is this this is the Led Zeppelin poster from Fucking idiot fucking loser it says it right there Michael. I read the fucking No, Michael Evans, yeah, Kenny Weeks. You skipped school to get tickets. They must have been shitty attorneys if they had time to film 40 half hour lines. Episodes of a show. Danny, what'd you miss? We're still watching this.

How was the show? Of course I was on the high seas at the time. It's just not bad. We had behind the stage tips. And we were like, behind the stage tips. It's just a not bad hit. And as soon as they came on, we're like, let's get the heck out of here. And Michael Evans and Kenny Weeks and I knew

how to get down to parquet. So I'm sitting, all the steps were taken. He's so mad about this story. He hates his brother. It's so boring. He's rolling his eye under that eye patch. He started rolling up eye under that I Problem you saw it as an opportunity. I was stomping on her vomit the entire concert Oh, that's right. How'd you boner? You're dead? I guess I mean it starts

Oh well here and you hold this Wow who don't know who mr. Rogers is Pittsburgh great. Yeah Hank start the actual picture of Led Zeppelin. The actual picture of Led Zeppelin. They call it when they... Looked like they were doing what? Calvin to California. Something like that.

One of those mandolin songs. And then this one is another Led Zeppelin. And all of a sudden I'm'm going to have a trivia contest. Contest. Oh, all of a sudden. Full blown contest. All of a sudden. TV 30.

Now, TV 30, if you remember, they had those rabbit ears or whatever. And you had to have a certain station. Yeah, you had to have a certain station. The dude on the right is an only child. I'm willing to do that. Wait, are they? Dude, they're twin twin brothers are they really?

Guy on the right wants to play so badly Yeah, I One of them's an only child He got all the attention he got like yeah Here we go Tap out I got two of them Oh, here we go. Ah! I might have to tap out. Oh, I got two of them. This wasn't...

How did they pour so many hours into doing this and never once care about the final product? Six comments. No preparation, no editing. I remember, what day was it? They don't like doing it The one guy does one guy does loves it brother along. Yeah, it's like just a constant stream of them almost knowing things but not quite I like his in the middle Wait, go back real quick TJ. What was that? What was the top of the top of the tower? Oh

Man, we just keep reeling us back in dude. No These guys on they're trying to do new ones now. Oh without the new guy. It's probably his son This is so yeah, you can't do it. Oh, he's alone, man. He introduces him. Aw. You can see the pain in his eye. Say hello.

Yes? Surprise, surprise. All right, go. The transition, nothing changed. One of the Asinwood Opportunity Center. Look at how this guy's standing there. Might be good. He's going to freeze up. He's not ready for the bright lights.

What do you do at Brown and Brown? Well I've been with Brown and Brown for over 20 years. I was fortunate enough to be hired in law school. I was the first attorney that Dan and Ed hired, and it's been a good fit, and I decided to never leave. Yeah, so I've been in charge of our litigation, which is when you file a lawsuit. I've been in charge of our litigation.

Oh, I miss Ed. No charisma, no charisma. Damn. I just smell like the other guy. No Riz. Damn. Ed was just so angry. Everything that they took him to, it was just so angry

Everything they took them to just like again. Yeah, why don't you fucking ask? You think this pretzel maker is 150 years old Bearish being there you guys many pretzels they make a year. I'm definitely gonna watch some time to have to Man that was good else. Yeah, what else is going on? Do you want to do you want to do the gauntlet? You have to Nick What's the gauntlet? Ah? Happy you thought you'd never ask where's David Goggins?

I'm gonna take a piss so much wait everybody's just leaving I have to pee too can I take yeah? I'll just explain the sparkle to him because I can never do it. Okay. Well. He's peeing too So it's just me Danny Kate Everybody I kind of had to pee too Wit just dropped the Mincy video. What's that? I guess Mincy was explaining a content idea to him. I haven't seen this. Yeah.

Guys, what's up? I'm here hanging with Mincy. He just came up to me and said, I think I just had the greatest content idea of my life. I said, all right, let's film it. So here we go, Minzy. My life might be a stretch, but I have a really good moment of clarity where I realize we're coming to the sale

George Ole Miss College Football Show. You know, we're really proud. You'll be there, right? Oh yeah, we got the brick, but I just want to thank Dave Portnoy and Brick Watch for supporting the Grove Collective. Let's see the watch, I'm zooming in. Yeah, to help raise money.

Bink. We sold a bunch, and we're gonna repush it, because we showed we're coming to the set. When Brandon Walker has to step foot on Oxford, Mississippi's campus. Big Muppet, Brandon. All you Ole Miss fans are gonna be wearing Brick Watches to know that Barstool and Dave Portnoy supports Ole Miss

and IL, and he has to be there to see it. Hardy fucking tardy. Hardy's hardy. So this is after they got kicked off. Let's go. I think so. So his content idea was go to... Where?

The fouls went to Ole Miss. Ole Miss game? Go to a game he wants to go to? Which you went to. Is that... am I understanding that right? I think so. TJ, is that what... So this is... yeah, his idea when they went to Ole Ole Miss the Ole Miss college football show was to go to it

I think to hand them all brick watches, but he did nothing to execute I think he wanted to sell all of the fans in the front row brick watches so that Brandon saw that they But they're Ole Miss fans Yeah, Brandon be able to identify the brand of watch from from the stage, right? No idea. It's not. It's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea by any means It's pretty good shit the best idea of my life. That's fair and minces We're made said that a brown and brown look like mincy cut into two people

Yeah, that's his conscience. Those's the devil and angel on Mitz's shoulder Interesting oh man their conversations like weren't even like worthy to have in private That was in private talk to somebody like that I'll be gonna stop this is boring But it was wholesome. I think they didn't care about the views. Yeah, there was some layers to it. Hey, we got 36 views on this one. Let's make another 30 minute video. But did they have fun?

I think the one had fun and loved it. Yeah, he's still doing it. I bet they did have an audience. I bet there were people that were genuinely into every single one of them. There just weren't that many of those people. Yeah, right, but I see it. No 300 subscribers is like a Core a good amount. Yeah, think of like doing a we can't sell 300 tickets for stand-up by we I mean me Yeah, they had a fall. I can see like if I had if I had anxiety

Coming home and before I go to bed like just putting one of those on yeah nice mug of tea Yeah, I bet Facebook fucks with that heavy. Yeah, that's good big Facebook content. What do you that's like comment on that? That's like the Paul brothers for can't wait for the next well said I Was wondering how many pretzels they made it at Gus's a year. Thank you guys. I think that's my comment Wow, that's my comment. Wow, that's way more than I would have guessed. What's up? I did it again. You did something awkward.

Oh wait, did you pee while the cleaning lady was in there? Oh, I think I might know what he did. TJ? Do we have a camera? He's stuck in the, no you, no! Is there a camera He's stuck in the No, you saw Yeah, there's a camera in there. I Looked at it shit

He's stuck for no reason fuck again Well stuck him in there He's gonna be so mad we don't have a camera to show no, so there's no proof I gotta find it Someone go let him out no wait Go let him out. Hey, can you go out I? Stuck Nick in the tunnel But wait till we get see did you have the camera or no?

Maybe just maybe just destroyed it. He got so pissed immediately. Fuck! Damn! You just couldn't help yourself. We don't have the camera? This makes it not funny. No, it makes it funnier. Yeah? What if he's not there by the time?

Go stand by the door or we'll yell. He's just sitting in there right now with nothing so he's stuck in there. We can't see we can't see him TG. I text you shit I Want to stuck him in there if I didn't know there's I looked in there. There's a camera. He couldn't help it yeah There's literally a camera in there TG. I'm looking for it It's the tunnel cam push the tunnel cam button. Let's just get him out. I guess yeah, I guess on the board He's probably looking into the camera too Like it's a funny faces. Oh, this is Anxiety I'm just so much anxiety does he know like you were no

Yeah, I was like yo check it out And I was like yeah What did you like skate skating stuff down there, and then I just closed it on him This actually might make it Be freaking yeah, I know we can't see them. Yeah, so much. All right get them out Yeah, we should get them out the most amazing game. No one's ever saw Camera cuts in he's losing his fucking mind. Oh man camera cuts in he's losing his fucking mind oh man god damn we got to have that tunnel cam ready to go at all times especially the guy looked I checked to make sure there was a camera in there there is a camera sitting right in there

I don't know if it's plugged in that let's get about get him out of here it's not on my list is changes waiting by the door I can't see he's out all right if I were him I wouldn't come back well that sucked that's still mention that was supposed to be a lot cooler than it ended up being. You got me, dude. So we found this tunnel last week, and the whole thing is whenever we have a guest, we just try to get him stuck in the tunnel. And usually there's a camera that can show the person stuck in the tunnel. Our camera doesn't work.

So we were supposed to be watching you stuck in the tunnel. you weeping dude I started doing push-ups what were you doing in the tunnel push-ups were you scared when I stuck you I told you like hey walk down there well someone said the gauntlet I was like alright it's time to get ready so you started yeah it was busted him out fuck you should have hit him sorry guys cut her dude it's cool it would have been a lot cooler if we had been able to watch you stuck in the tunnel I definitely was like is there's like something gonna pop out or like the Ellen deGeneres Dave gonna come Just had your I got you pretty good though. You did yeah, I fell for it like I didn't question it

Yeah, you were just like you're like hey. Here's the tunnel go in I was like cool Yeah, I literally saw the box cutter at any point no, but I was gonna pull it out Yeah, I was like you want to see our tunnel, and Nick was just like fuck. Yeah. Yeah, of course the answer is yes You know I'm gonna be on now look dude Can't wait to tell this to Kyle. We got to fix that Alright that reminds me of when I got stuck in the freezer oh yeah here it wasn't locked at all I know once and it not hard and I just accept it my face like I'm gonna die and all you have to do is push push a little harder I

just assumed it had to have locked because of movies so what did you do in the I pounded the door Max saved me back I was thinking of ways to save myself like use like body armor packaging to keep warm I freaked out someone drowning the shell and you was it like at night. It was like after hours And you weren't locked in at all and you didn't have your phone on you this push was so easy to just push it off. If Max wasn't here I would have died in an unlocked freezer It's like Spongebob or something You get locked in like the Krabby Patty vault or something. Yeah, it was so weird psychologically how quickly I accepted my fate It was like alright. Is that a bad look or a good look like are you content with your life to where like I could die now? No, no, I don't know it was weird

Yeah, it is well Guess I'm stuck. Yeah Gave it a good shot. Yeah, lame is death. Um, are you ready for the gauntlet? Let's do it. Oh, I didn't tell him. Oh, yes explain to him. He was in the tunnel gauntlet You'll Brandon will lead you around but it starts with cornhole You have to make one cornhole cool you have to make a soccer goal cool Run over to whiffle ball hit a home run a home run is just

Hitting the ball to the upper level. Yeah anything above this this right here cool Throw a football through those body armor holes. Cool. Three pointer where the rack is. Run down and hit another three pointer. Wow. And then come in here and do ten trivia questions. Okay. Ten total.

There will be about forty on screen. Show them a, show them a sparkle. Cause we, I do a bad job of explaining this. So when you sit down, you can jump around to any category. Okay. All you gotta do is get ten total. so you could get like one city in Texas You could get two MLB teams that never won a championship. You know what I mean? So just find whatever category you're good at and just rattle them off and then hop around all right

You got this yeah, and I think who's the leading comedian? Sam talent Sam time Sam talent dominated. Sam Talent dominated it. Did he really? Yeah. Dominated it. All right. Soder has an okay time. Oh, actually, no, wait, was,

did Mike, did Mike Rainey? He might have. I think he lost by like a 10 seconds maybe. Yeah, that's right. And Butterly. Wait, is he in the top? Oh, Mike Rainey.

Yeah, Mike Rainey might be number one For comedians two minutes, but we've had a lot of like talents right there. Yeah, like Cam Newton's done it. Julian Edelman. My cranes Olson Skeen's did it Paul Skeen's did it Really? Yeah Has anyone found that rookie card yet? Oh, I don't know. Oh the competition is good question Would you take the season tickets for life or keep the card and keep the card really? Yeah? Hell? Yeah? He's done that shit to get graded fucking wait 50 years How much is it worth now who cares the Pirates are offering season tickets for life? I don't want that yeah, I'm good on that

Really? Yeah, I only go there for the wings anyway, so. They have good wings at the stadium? Yeah. Some wings. Yeah, I'm keeping that card. Are you on the Pirates fan power rankings? I'm not. Oh.

All you have to do is say Pirates once on this show. Yeah. I was ranked what last year? Top five, weren't you? I think it was top five pirate fan. No way. I mean, I love the pirates. I just thought you're good.

You're one. You just wanted to. Yeah, I mean I love the pirates Yeah There's other stuff to do in the Berg fishing with a magnet. Yeah, are you into that? No, okay could be What else go down the slide at pins? Yeah. Yeah go to the South side and hang out there. Yeah, you were already added to the pirate fandom after the first brown brown commercial Oh, yeah, you made a bunch of pirate jokes. That'll work. Yeah. Yeah, you do have pirate better now Yeah, I mean that was pretty poor taste now knowing what had happened. No, you had made jokes long after you found out he perished That's right. You're right

That's right. You're right. That's right. I miss I miss around. I love it right We should have every show like the end to be like in memoriam. We should do a podcast to recap each episode so good You ready? I'm ready Brandon Time you can't touch the bags, we'll count you down. Do we know when the final Malice at Goaltending will be? Oh yeah. Is it this week or is it? I can't. No. He said tomorrow's his last day.

Tomorrow's his last day. Tomorrow's his last day? Wait, no. Tomorrow's the last day. We have to do it tonight on the Christmas special. Tomorrow's the last day. He'll be here for that. Wait Malice, we gotta send him off. Can you do the body armor? Are we ready big cat? Yep. No we gotta do the body armor.

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Who was the first person sick in this office because I have to talk to them I know everybody here sick I had a rolling sickness in my house for two weeks, but I don't think it's what you have. I think it was Danny. It was Danny. Had to have been. If you had my sickness, I literally threw up for 24 hours straight.

I feel exactly like Danny did last week. How do you know how I felt? Good enough to come in and get everybody else sick. Yeah. All right, you ready, Nick? Here we go. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right, let's go. Oh, overhand.

All right. There it is, there it is. Yep. Oh. Do you know, is he athletic generally or not really? He's like, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. Yes, Cole. Connor. Connor's doesn't knock it in your mouth. Unless we sent Connor to like a goalie camp. Oh, that's a great. There it is. Nope. There. No. Hitting dingers, just not to the right spot.

There it is. Uh oh. Oh, that was close. Having four of these is unnecessary yeah yeah just realized they have a good method for ball return now yeah the ball is having to go back. Yeah Oh indeed Move in a little turf line There it is three-. No, right away. Nope.

Oh no. There we go. That's the most hard man. Yep. Oh, that's getting shorter and shorter. Yep Find it yeah, yeah trivia trivia Who eight NFL teams team names to end with the letter ERS Steelers put Steelers. Put the mic closer to you. Chargers.

Raiders. Yeah, there it is. Fucking... Tem... What are some other ones? Ten most popular college majors in 2022. Three white Russian ingredients. Oh yeah, three white.

Oh, uh, cream, vodka, uh, Kaluha. Five evolution stones in Pokemon. Uh, Moonstone. Hell yes. Sunstone. generation one Sunstone Sunstone Sunstone Sunstone you got more of these NFL teams think about where we are right now oh well sneaky one oh yeah oh no oh yeah oh yeah But not far off. Oh, yeah, not far off 49ers. I don't know why I had a Artist who sang these songs bye bye bye backstreet boys. Yeah, no and sink yeah, hey, yeah

Fucking outcast there it is Hey Solid time I was a solid time Yeah. Ah, fucking outcast. There it is. One more. Bang. That was good. That was good. Solid time. That was a solid time. Fuck.

Yeah, it takes a lot out of you. That was fun. That's good. That was a good part. All right, yeah. Good idea. Who came up with that? That's a good part.

How did we come up with that? We all did. You did. I think it was you. We kind of were just, it was like a Friday,. We were like oh, we should do something and it evolved This will make you feel good. You there's a hundred percent chance. You beat a premier professional athlete in this Yeah You're right above Colk met nice

Wait I was three minutes 333 oh cool. There's the time half evil fuck Wow That's true Heavy hey at least I beat a gunner Henderson mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's huge. That's huge. Yeah And cha that's Stephen cha That's like a character yeah That's like a character yeah Yeah, Pat Perez. I beat him beat will Compton. Yeah. Yeah, I beat little sass okay. That's the only one that matters I'm cool with that soda

Shays name like Ryan Lochte And I beat round two oh yeah Pat Bev Tavis Maldonado Samarill spider Yeah Look at all these names together you'd be Maxine the court nice. Yeah, I'm Newton really yeah Wow

Paul skeins, I mean male Who's male who is I have no clue that Liam backwards? Oh, yeah Yeah, that's a pretty good time Who's Gus who's number one? I am who's Gus that's so is that's a Gus on there You're number one and two number. Yeah, who the fuck is Gus You're number one and two remember yeah, who the fuck is Gus? Or just one of you Gus bus wait. This is fucked up bus

This from the Kirk Minahan universe oh Gus There you go hey little sass was the only one to quit I Gotta run do pick up you guys keep yacking yeah. Nick, I'll catch up with you after. Sounds good. Brandon, you take charge, because I have to pee. I held it when you guys went. All right.

Have fun. Take charge, Brandon. Where are we taking this show? We always go straight to the other sheet, just to see. Oh, today is a rare day for birthdays. I think there might be at least six, not legends, but goats on birthdays today. You be the judge.

Okay. Steven Spielberg. He's in the goat category for sure. Billie Eilish. I don't know enough about her. Too soon to call it. I'm simply aware of who she is. She has the accolades.

I'd say for the youngs, yes. She's the youngest to win the big four. Young goat. Christina Aguilera. Yes. Goat. Vocalist, goat, female vocalist. Heart, heart, no.

Pittsburgh. No. Pittsburgh? No. Her voice is amazing. Range, vocal range goat? Do you ever listen to her? You just look at her tits.

Whitney Houston exists. So not a goat. Not a goat. Legend. A star, a big star. Maybe pop star. Maybe pop star. All the biggest young hats look up to her.

She's like a queen to them. She might be in the goat category. I think she is. She was never number one over Britney Spears. She's making a comeback too. Some songs were. We're talking about her voice, not her whole. But if you're doing voice then Whitney Houston comes back in and she's number two.

Yeah. Mariah Carey's ahead of her. Yeah. Yeah, okay. But I want it. Okay, but you don't have to tear her down. I wanted an honest assessment of their goat status. Sounds like you're tearing her down. And Aguilera has no claim to goat. You can have multiple goats. I agree to disagree. That's how it works. Maybe goat of pop stars if anything. I don't know about vocalists. Madonna. I think her vocals are better than Madonna. Well, okay, you're doing voice. He did pop star.

You gotta pick one though. Voice is Whitney, pop star is somebody else. And if it's female pop star, whatever. If it's male pop star, it's obviously Michael Jackson. I'll continue. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Certainly, yeah. Well no, there's other wrestlers who are special. Certainly. Yeah, sure. No, there's other wrestlers who are special Trish Stratus. Oh, yeah. Sure. Certainly. Yeah, don't call Steve Austin Trish Stratus same birthday. Yeah Wow got four goats

Brad Pitt. Yep. Yeah, I think so. Oh good-looking actors Yeah, he's a goat but not Aguilera. He's more of a goat than Aguilera, but he's probably not a goat either Yeah, you had a little fight club with his family What she do to you I don't hate He brought the discussion to the four now. I don't think pit is I don't think it is either But he's nothing's closer than Aguilera. That's crazy. I didn't know that about you, man Jeannie in a bottle. Yeah, beautiful I'm gonna get rowdy if you're our rival. Rowdy. Rowdy. Rowdy. Rowdy. Yeah, it's about time. Where's Britney Spears from?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's about time. Where's Bernie Spears from? Kentwood, Louisiana. Oh yeah. She was born in Brookhaven, Mississippi. That's not it. That makes more sense. She was a bigger star than Aguilera. Bigger star Aguilera Spears. It's not even close. Spears. Not even close. But that was even that wasn't but that was That's a classic brand and just read that was framing the whole thing I'll the debate Kyle asked a question

He said there's a bunch of birthdays today that six of them could be in goat category Steven Spielberg Aguilera is the best bad girl She's the goat bad girl. Yeah, she was nasty. Yeah I'm sorry Madonna's a better bad girl. No Way better baguilla dirty Nasty like no, I'm sorry Madonna's a better bad girl. No, I don't way better. I get a dirty She was messy Madonna had a book called sex and it's just pictures of her pussy. Wait, really? What? Yeah Wait, Donna was just a Published pussy a published big-time published pussy TJ pull that up. Where's the closest Barnes and Noble a Man with a box cutter was seen

Seen robbing Barnes and Noble. I just love Madonna. Wait, this is her. I didn't know. I had no idea This is what it was gonna be. They're filled to the brim with her pussy. I don't think it's like straight up pussy Stimulations of sex, but I don't think she was I don't think there's up close pussy. This ain't that The PDF if we can see pussy Brandon wins There's no pussy. Yeah, I think you almost have to see the hue of it true. You have to see hue Mm-hmm, but you would never seen Aguilera's pussy Aguilera never speak for your published a pussy book That's we were doing bad girls is it If you've published a pussy book Trish Stratus is a bad girl.

Would you say she's goat, WWE female? She's in the conversation, which is what KB asked. I think Aguilar could be in the conversation then for goat bad girl. Definitely. She's Pittsburgh girl. Again, y'all are letting regional biases enter the picture here.

I, for one, am not doing that. She's making a comeback. That come back. It is not done yet. She's done. She's everlasting. She's done whatever. She's gonna Do has already been done. She's been hitting the news lately. She got her whole body and face. Yeah. Yeah, there's that new surgeon How old is Hollywood? What's it called 45? What I want the new surgery. Oh, no, she's a new surgeon Oh very good out there. Oh, no, he's a low hand Christina Aguil out there. Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, a whole group of them got redone and they look insane. What? Yeah, they're- what? Beckinsale maybe? Jessica Simpson. Need that. Damn.

So you were in LA what time frame? 2014 to 2022. Did you say that was the worst or best time to be there? I had a blast honestly. It got kind of shitty towards the end, but it was fun. Yeah, I had that was like the influential Influencer yeah the yeah yeah that period the great So do you prefer living in Pittsburgh definitely yeah? I've been back to LA like a lot since moving home, and I'm like I totally made the right decision

Yeah, do not miss living here. I mean it's it's fun to go there for work or you know but living there It's just I can't do it anymore Titus. Did you ever know where'd you live? I lived in the valley for a little bit, and I lived in Santa Monica. Santa more Santa more. Yeah, I got you Santa Monica Santa more Santa more yeah, I got you Tasty slid on the beach. Yeah, I did too. Oh Santa Monica fuck yeah, where'd you live? Fuck? Yeah, Marina Del Rey nice, dude Famous people at a diner. Yeah, you ever say face. Not really Wow. Mm-hmm So Jane lunch once you did. Oh really? Yeah nice. She I saw her twice actually she came in to pick up her to-go order

And then she came back to get hot sauce fire so she was wearing cookie monster pajama. I still think awesome I think that's just once and the Logan Paul that counts for his hat. She was wearing the Yeah, the alien I saw Morrissey at a at dinner one time Was he he was I don't know what he was eating, but he was literally sitting under a picture of himself That's pretty cool. I was like dude such a Morrissey thing to do But he saw Jane Lynch twice that's bad, and she got hot sauce. Yeah, that's like way of Oster and Cheros I think did you say anything when she came back like you again? Hey, do you remember me?

I remember from last time Oh actually, I saw Owen Wilson like really early in the morning one day with With bizarre He diddy How early in the morning would be? Like too early for him to be Too early for him to be coming in It was definitely yeah, definitely like was out partying all night. Oh like trying to you know I was just like hey, dude

I love drill bit Taylor It was so trippy though like when you see someone that famous you're like Yeah I like It was so trippy though like when you see someone that famous you're like you like look out We're and like is this what the fuck yeah, yeah But you could tell they're just another level of wealth. Oh, yeah, and just like disconnect. Yeah, I Don't know why I'm pretending. I've never really see people get comfortable Like treating celebrities like shit in public because they just don't feel like they're actual people like you see him Walking on the street, and you're just like that's not a real person. So process it correctly dude. Yeah Yeah, you had like say whatever like powdered sugar on his nose. Oh, yeah

Yeah, he's a messy eater just like I am It's not funny have you ever gotten over a thousand suh dudes in a day? Probably. God damn. At like a... Was that like 2015, 14? 2016 is when shit went suh dude crazy. It was suh, suh, suh, suh crazy year.

Yeah, that's when shit puffed off. But, yeah, it was an epidemic. That was like such early like internet fame so That was like the first of your kind. Yeah, it was it was pretty bizarre like I'd I mean you're a pioneer I know what I didn't know that at the time, but like yeah looking back. I'm like I don't really Like I mean like hawk to there's like other things that you were you were the first talk to yeah, I mean yeah But like yeah, just Being in it like I had no like context. I was like this is so bizarre Is this normal like is this what I was like what's next like movie like is paramount gonna be?

Is that exciting or scary it was a little I think it was a little bit of both it was like Yeah, it was like scary Just because of how unlike the unknown of like where is this gonna lead but then exciting like oh my god people like Saw dude the fucking film Coming to theaters near you yeah, so did people cuz like Hawk to a People making money off it jumped on it right away back then were people like let's do shirts Let's do pod yeah like so it was still the same. Yeah, it was I don't think I like as big of a scale. I mean she She or her team knew exactly what to do like immediately, but I think yeah back then it was kind of like

Still kind of like new ish territory like the whole really mean yeah like shirts were definitely like yeah Let's make shirts, But she like went fucking yeah, they were made your shirts yourself like and then have a store up Yeah, okay, Shopify. What to it was suspiciously ready. Yeah Suspiciously well she's always she always knew she was hilarious. Yeah, she probably had a plan. I always forget that part No, but she jumped on her like like, I'm sure, you know, someone saw dollar signs and fucking just. We still haven't heard from her. It's gotta be tough to sell a chick that loves to suck dick.

Yeah. Like, how do you mark, who likes that? We're signing who? She likes to what? Move the Christopher Walken meeting. Get her in here. We still haven't heard from her since the... She's still in bed, dude.

Still sleeping. She's still sleeping, yeah. All right, goodnight, guys. Wait, what's that? I saw that, but I didn't know. Is it like an inside joke or something? Yeah, I can't tell you. Oh, shit.

No, she was doing like a Twitter space about the scam, and she didn't say a word for hours, and then she hopped in, she was like, well, I gotta go to bed. It was AI voice? It sounded to bed it was a I was it sounds suspicious like a coin scam yeah, okay? Yeah, she ripped off her team She's gonna have a Interrupt you Nick hello there, but I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow wait That's a parent apparently that is a cartoon voice

It's sandy cheeks Sorry for taking millions she's had a knife to her throat that whole time Yeah, but she hasn't done anything she had any no online footprints Christmas is canceled in our house man. This is bad This is fucking bad December 4th. That's when they did the hawk truth. There's been a wild amount of fud circulating Is that what it says I've never heard of fud, but I like that God it's cuz her dad is Elmer fud. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense the accent More details to follow that means you're never gonna fucking hear another thing about this Haley is lying and will likely have to talk to a judge. Oh Elon you are so quick

Hawk to non-mock hock to non-mock Team hasn't sold one token and not one coal was given one free token This is just like Everybody's Batman in your eyes. Yeah, that's a great way to live Batman Batman life Yeah, we we We made a huge mistake We made a huge mistake. Ha ha ha. Talk to a coin of ripping off millions of Americans.

They're going to look for you next for the suh dude coin. Dude. Don't fall for it. People, I've gotten emails like, dude, we have an amazing business opportunity that we want to present you with. And then it's like, it's a coin. It's a podcast on Facebook.

It's a coin. I'm like, boop, move to trash folder.ash folder delete trash spam. I don't know man. You seem like a pretty reputable dude I would put all my I wouldn't know my net worth and saw coin I never would do that just cuz I mean yeah, I just I don't understand it I know I anything that I'm like I wouldn't do that. I'm just like I'm not doing that I just go way to live, but people are always like like at my throat like dude you could be making so much money off this dude I'm like yeah, no you can make money sucking dick under a bridge Money I'm not like I don't fucking want to make a coin

Can't make that much to it in Chicago right yeah, I mean I've been to a lot of the bridges Lot of money to be had they don't tell you they're homeless till after. Right? Good looking guys. Today is brought to you by High Noon. Here's the tea about High Noon's all new Vodka Ice Tea. It's made with real vodka, real ice tea and no added sugar and no carbonation. If you're a hard tea lover who's done with sugary malt based teas, you're going to love the new High Noon Vodka Ice Tea. With 90 calories, High Noon Vodka Ice Tea is great for any occasion under the Sun and comes in four delicious flavors you've got to try original peach lemon and raspberry

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Yeah, with their clothes on towel whip is pretty self-explanatory and of course dinner with White Sox Dave is definitely Where your shows at the den the den yes tomorrow tomorrow night yes Do you want people to buy tickets or is it? I would love for people to buy tickets. Yeah, there's a couple left. Just nickcolletti.com. Super simple. You can use coins to buy your tickets.

Or Hawk to a coins. No, just yeah, at the den. 8 p.m. Chicago. Nice. To get out there. Yeah. Jokes. What else are you going to do in Chicago? I went to the bean yesterday That was awesome very shiny. Yeah, they're reshining people don't say that enough. Yeah, very sure I was very very

Lived I went to Lake Michigan like the concrete beach. Yeah, that was beautiful. I like it here It's nice plus. There's no sharks in the ocean. That's nice. Yeah, there's me running on the concrete beach man on a badass Yeah, that morning coffee. Just had to make a video Good form oh still hashtag motivation keep it simple Look at you going fucking lizard that walks on water. That's how fucking fast I am Look at that look at you going. Fucking... That lizard that walks on water, that's how fucking fast I am. Hahaha! Look at that. Look at that form. A fucking man missile.

Hahaha! Running fast as fuck. In the morning sunlight. Getting the morning sunlight. Just like the Hubs said to. The Hubs. Oh! Huberman!

He had me in a chokehold. That's not all. Are you- are you are you jump off string away? Look at this tail grab and do like a 180. I still think he's great. Okay. You know the huge sauce What pose I let him like rearrange my whole life, okay? Yeah, I definitely cherry pick like the cool shit that I want from those dudes nicotine. Yeah, I think that's what he said I like the cold shower. Oh, he said nicotine is bad. No. He said it's not bad. Okay, just a new tropic I never got into that I did I do do the cold showers hours. Yeah, you do them I did it like so I did the whole cold plunge and I was really into it and then you like

The whole the novelty kind of wears off so like I'll do like the shower like I'll do it like finish I know this is more realistic like I'll do it Every once in a while yeah Morning sunlight honestly, it's like so simple. That's probably the one that we had to do the most that one I can't well I can't do it now which sucks, but that one does feel like it. Yeah, it definitely does yeah, so He's legit. Yes, dude the hues Not to be confused with the cubes. Ah, I was confusing it. Mark Cuban.

Oh, the cubes. Okay. Cubes and the hubes. Or the pubes. Or the pubes. Brandon. He's never shaved his pubes. Never.

No way. Yeah, big, big. Get the one blade. Yeah? Where is it? Big afro of pubes. You're gonna need a hacksaw. I've been doing the mullet lately where you just shaved the upper top of the pubes

And you thought your ass leave your balls. Yeah, long ass ball hairs are like really long. I got the ball mullet Pretty tight. We're gonna get a good peek at those pubes huh yeah, I'll be neck Oh, yeah, that's you wanted to move the show we have to record a Christmas episode tonight What was gonna be at 7? I like that we moved it yeah But there will still be a ton of people in the office when you're naked. No, they'll be gone. But I figure I'll be naked at the end. Like probably 7 o'clock. They'll be gone.

Okay. What time do we move it to? 4 o'clock. 4, 4.30. 4, 4.30? Okay. When's the Hanukkah episode? Huh.

Hey. Alright. You say Merry Christmas here, dude. yeah, I like both I like both I Would do a Hanukkah episode. Do everyone get their cocktail stuff? Yeah, I gotta yeah I got my shit. No. All right, you want to show yeah. Yeah. All right cool. All right. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. See you guys It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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