The Yak - We Watch as Tate and Dana Beers Complete Their Marathon Stream | The Yak 2-19-25

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

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Yeah. Did you hear what Dana said to me right before I walked in here? No. I was, we were watching them and they were one away and Dana missed the last one, right? Right? And everybody started laughing.

And then I came down and Dana was like, I knew what you were laughing at, it was my small dick. I was like, what? No dude, I laughed because you missed the final one. Oh, man. No, dude. He's got cheese. Dan's also got like insanely chapped lips right now.

So pink. I came in at 8 AM, and I was just like, are you wearing lipstick right now? Does he have balm? Ryan, who is OK. Yeah, Ryan come on here Ryan well It brought him he showed up at like 830

Like consummate pro holding chapstick for unbelievable. That was his return Where's Ryan where's Ryan you talk to Ryan people were very I just heard it. Where's Ryan? Where is Ryan? We need to talk to Ryan. People were very worried about Ryan. Yeah, Ryan's. I mean, you know.

I would have rode this thing out for a week. That was the most pain. We know that. I've never seen somebody in pain like that, and I've never seen a group of adults disregard pain like that. We disregard it. I don't know if we disregarded it. I think there's more of a.

I don't know how you're. Yeah. One person here disregarded it. Who? Me? Upstairs, someone upstairs in the house. Oh, White Sox Dave. Oh, White Sox Dave's a jerk.

When the fire, when like the fire department came and like brought him out on a stretcher, Dave was like, a little much, isn't it? I would never do that. When it comes to like emergencies or whatever, I always just take the role of, I want to be like the fifth guy. So Paige and Megan had had it I took care of We what are we gonna do just stand? And be like damn that sucks. Yeah, I mean you get back out there. No we had to continue the show

Yeah, he was moaning in pain so loud right heard him from the PMT studio really don't want that's annoying Don't want to fucked us when the quiet nice guy starts Wailing yeah is that's about yeah when they? Ryan back Well, we feel dog. There's that attention you ordered Ryan Brandon's so mad that someone else got this What's hot? How you feeling? I mean I'm in pain for sure but I had to come back from the stream. I kind of miss this. I was I woke up at like 3 and then woke up at 6. I was like yeah

Ted Sluetris I was like I just got home. You just yeah wow. Unbelievable. Separated shoulder? Dislocated yeah yeah yeah. That's a gamer. Watching somebody so nice be in pain like that is the same feeling when you catch your dad crying. Yeah yeah. it's the same like oh this shouldn't be happening I think you're gonna say catch your dad jerking off It's different than that different than that Yeah, but Ryan in a very Kate like mood because I was I was worried about you I texted you when you I don't know it was like two hours after like you okay, and you I think you replied I'm so sorry for this

Why what are you sorry for no? I mean mean, it was something that obviously I didn't anticipate happening. But it's an injury. You don't have anything to apologize for. If anything, we should be sorry. John Rich should be sorry. John Rich should be sorry. No, no, no, no, no.

Connor Griffin should be sorry. Connor Griffin, yeah. That would not be better. Connor Griffin told me after there was a sliding doors moment where you were like He was basically like should I go goal and you're like no I'll go goal and you went back and forth and then We did yeah, we did cuz I I told him that I didn't want to just Put myself into that position right? Yeah, he had been doing it for some time after my outside left

So it was kind of just brought up by Nikki during our last week stream that they ran the gauntlet to lose weight And I just so happened to yeah, I caught my god It's Connor had told me your private that that was the most important thing he had in his life And he would do anything to protect his role as the goalie, so that's interesting. He should have been better By the way bearing the lead you're an incredible goalie, dude. You used to be a soccer goalie? Oh yeah, I mean, when I was like 12 or something. Still though, you were putting on an all-time performance. I do apologize, I think in the moment I said he just gave up.

I didn't know there was an injury. You think you said that? I wish it was that easy. I wish it was that easy. No, I mean, shout out to my twin. He actually is a goalie. Currently, he's still playing. Wait, you're a twin?

You're a twin brother? Identical twin? No. Did we ask about that? I thought that was slang. Yeah, you're talking about a black friend. My boy. I thought you guys knew that.

I mean, a handful. No. You are a twin guy now that I'm looking at you. Pass out guy, twin guy, dislocated shoulder guy. Yes, now it is. Damn. Walk us through that moment. I mean, well, honestly, I was telling Moot yesterday

that I'd played soccer for, what, 18, 20 years of my life. The worst injury I had was I landed on, I was going up for a header, landed on this guy's head with my mouth open, I guess. And my tooth, the whole thing just flew out and my dad just Had a shove it right back in there. Oh, oh this was worse ten times worse. You were playing soccer on grass Yeah, yeah, yeah surface that helps So your adrenaline's high you're making great saves

Yeah, I mean it was it was I thought I was doing decent out there. You were very good great It was it was I thought I was doing decent out there. You were very good rate and then I like put my hand down when I was on the ground and it just my shoulder went forward and I was honestly very nervous because I never had experienced anything like this before and I was going into shock because of how much pain I was going in and Essentially my whole body was like numbing so I was like oh shit like I didn't know if there was like some sort of paralysis going because the whole time I was literally going like this trying to just make sure my phalanges were still like operable. When did it start the pain finally start to

subside? When did you experience some... After after they snapped it back in so you Carried that same level of pain all the way the whole time. Yeah the hospital the ambulance ride and apologies for that bill is Yeah, but you needed it yeah It was tight White Sox Dave wouldn't know I we should make white socks Did you hear about yeah, white socks Dave say about it? I don't know Kate you ever heard him I overheard him. Did he say pathetic? Looking over the balcony with a slight look of disgust Paramedics arrived He kind of said it was a little much he said if this happened to chief

He kind of said it was a little much he said if this happened to chief Don't have as much meat on my bones as other people so I break a little bit easier Oh, you know what I mean, so what uh wait so back to your twin. He's still playing soccer Yeah, he plays at a later rep legion. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think you're about to just drop it like your your twin is like in the MLS or something I mean me and him Pete that would say when we were 16 We got invited by a scout to go play in Spain for a couple weeks. Oh shit Yeah, that was fun time. And so you let us have Connor Griffin when we were I Mean that was in my prime position. I was a defender. Okay Well for the snapping it back in did they give you pain meds or were they like brace yourself?

So after yeah after they snapped it back in then they gave me some narco and stuff. After they snapped it in? They waited to snap it in at the hospital? They gave me some Tylenol and I was like this isn't doing shit. I'm still in absolute misery of pain so So I was like, I need something more. And they were like, OK, well, we have to. I couldn't even drink water. Because they had to do x-rays or something like that.

But I still had to drink water to take the pill. So it was that. They didn't pop it in here? You had to go to the hospital? No, yeah. The ambulance ride was the worst ride, because the bumps were just like it was imagine how bad it's gonna be when White Sox Dave gets that pill I know I am gonna for it leave

it on his desk you feel bad now buddy yeah right well I'm happy you're okay right you appreciate you're also insane for being at work right now but yeah listen we got a brand if that happened to you when you come back our next Monday at the earliest yeah I take the weekend for sure I mean there was definitely I told you now power time or the one yeah you Stefan I mean everyone has told me like yeah don't rush it I was like I woke up at 6 I woke up at 3 like I had to I don't I couldn't miss this dog what do you got in the stream right now? What's that? What did you take anything today? Oh, no, I they gave me like pain killer meds, but I

Only take that before I go to sleep because I don't want to drive on that shit. Yeah. Yeah feels good Yeah, I mean I felt relaxed yesterday. I'm definitely yeah if you want to bring them here, and we'll just relaxed yesterday definitely yeah if you want to bring them here and we'll just keep them all yeah yeah yeah we just that's probably I'll just give them to you like a dog every every couple hours sorry man you already had them all yeah don't worry that man now you just say definitely had a pill in there must have blacked out they're gone yeah bring them here you should get more all right well I'm happy you're okay Ryan do you think these guys are ever gonna finish I hope so I mean they were so close Lucas's Shout out to him because he's been going through it by himself in that control room, so I'm not gonna shout out Lucas

He's he's a troll of all Bullshit, and he also did all his fault. He did the confetti before Dana shot his 20th. No, it was after his after well, so that's even worse No, no, he deserves props text him and say good you're doing a good job Say you're doing a good job. Oh man. All right. Well, thank you Ryan. I appreciate your dog Thank you feeling better. Thank you. Um, I don't know what we do with these guys I mean you and I just gonna have to go end it for them. They got to 20 really quickly, right? It was... they've moved fast. There's also a very funny wrinkle that is gonna occur in about...

an hour. I have to leave the Yak a little early for an interview, and, uh... it's Rick Pitino coming up. Oh my god. And I'm gonna show him this and be like, yeah. And I think he's got... he's doing a documentary right now on Apple TV and I'm pretty sure they're, the film crew is coming as well. So there's a chance that Dana Beers with his lipstick could end up on the St. John's documentary.

In his stack house jersey. Have you taken a look at Kate's face? Yeah he's beaten up. He looks like a basset hound. Yeah. It's, he's in a bad shape. He's in bad shape. They were very confident early when they got like 10

in like 30 minutes. Oh, yeah. It's over. Yeah, they said it was going to take a long time. I turned on the stream and someone in the chat called Dana Elmer Fudd. And Dana was like, I'll take that. He has the best cookies.

Oh, yeah. That's all I was saying. I saw that too. I was like, I don't know. That's all that's true. You couldn't be more fatly wrong. Did you see the picture when he put out his stomach? Yes. Oh, my god.

Did you find it, TJ? They've been calling him cow ming. Cow ming. There also was a moment there like 45 minutes ago where I was just screaming in his face like you're Dana beers that means Something it means nothing That's a name he gave himself Saw them lubing up his underarms cuz I guess they're getting Oh that Got it a party trick Turning sideways oh

Yeah, I was on fire last night they've been funny the buddy pregnant um Paul kitchenette yeah At what point like is Tate's long-term health affected like he did the weight loss last week Yeah, I'm still feeling it from that now doing this every week. You know what next week is no He's doing like a weight gain. Yeah They're doing like a eating chat. Oh, yeah all the food triathlon. This is not Yeah, no, I think Like there's a little vindication for Jerry and all of this, and the fact that I think the Barstool After Dark brand is gonna be like the spinal tap drummer. Like, we get, you get one year.

Yep. Yeah. And then your torture watch is done, and then we find someone else to do it. Oh, man. It was very funny, though, last night how how confident they were oh, yeah Yeah, you motherfuckers said we couldn't hit 20 in a row five times. We just hit six in a row suck my They're on a run right now. They're on a run. What are they at 11 maybe? So they just missed on a 24th. Yeah, right before the show. Yeah, Ralph killer So they just missed on a 24th. Yeah, right before the show.

Yeah. Rout killer. It's so entertaining, but it's also so relaxing. Yeah. Just to have it on. Sounds of the game, man. Bounce of the ball. Wow.

Swish. They used the mulligan? What are you at? 12. No mulligan? Oh, that was 12. Oh, my God. Let's go, boys.

12. Let's go start celebrate celebrate Get in there and get it. Yeah, you know that against warm up again We have 12 how many of you two shot I had Six six done. That's it Distracted go Warm up, warm up. The sounds are distracting, go finish. Warm up, warm up. Warm up, warm up. Look at Dana's face.

Warm up on that ass. Titus, by the way. Dana, can you do an Elmer Fudd impression for us? Elmer Fudd, can you do an Elmer Fudd impression? Oh, that's a good one, yeah. Yeah. All right, he's coming out. He doesn't know, no one told him.

Wait, wait. He doesn't. He thinks it's still right. Yeah. No, he found out. Is he thinking of E.L. Fudd? He's thinking of E.L. Fudd? He's drunk and hungover at the same time.

But no, he's combining E.L. Fudd, yeah, like the Keebler elf. Ask him about it again. Dana. No, no, these don't count. These don't count. Do you like, try to just say something Elmer Fudd would say? Here, come here, come here. Here's my chocolate cookies. Try to just say something Elmer Fudd would say. Here, come here, come here. Here's my chocolate cookie.

All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's watch this. Yeah, you got to be there. I'm sorry. He's still. Yeah, no one told him. All right. There's let him live in that that ignorance. Titus is in such a no win situation. Oh, yeah. Every day that every time he misses, everyone's like, how did he miss? And he hits like 95%. Oh shit.

One more and he's got a six. Alright Titus! Let's go! There you go Titus! Alright, he's got a mulligan too. So he's got to go six for seven. We have the mulligan too, so he's got to go six or seven right six or seven Come on they have their mulligan yes Smooth

Yes, oh he's got it it's over Yes. Oh, he's got it. It's over. Shut up. I'll guarantee it. Oh, he's got the mulligan. He's got the mulligan. You fucking asshole, Nick. He's got the mulligan. It's over. It's over. See? Three more. Just three more. Oh, my God.

No, that's not it! That's not it! Oh my god Oh, no, Dana! Oh, no, Dana! You want a full table. Oh, my God. Time out. Extended it. Extend the time out. Everyone relax. It's just one. Just one shot. Oh, my God. Out of here. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's just one. Just one shot. One shot. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

I got it. This is an insane amount of pressure. Look at Dana, taking a round. I can't believe he did that. Dana. I can't believe he did that. He's ready. He's ready, yeah.

Go home, Tate. One. Look at that bad, T that. He's ready. He's ready, yeah. Go home, Tate. One. Look at that bad, Tate. Oh, no. Oh, my God. They're gonna get in here. They're gonna get in here. Back here, back here, back here.

Back here, back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here.

Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here.. Amazing. Go home. Good for them. Amazing. Amazing. They started at 8 o'clock. 16 hours. 16 hours.

Wow. Say last words. Danny Conrad was there all night. Yeah, Danny's the best. Wait, Danny, get out there. Yeah, Danny, Danny, you were part of this, too. Unbelievable. What a moment.

Wait, you're not going home, by the way. You're coming in on the act. No, you have to come. We can go eventually. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.

We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.

We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. Oh My god Take come in here Dana wait for it. Wait a second. We want to talk to take that we'll talk to you

Yeah I've never seen a person more out of it than you when I came in this morning. Yeah. I was out of it. Listen. Listen. My only gripe, and I'm not a complainer, was that our whole plan was to sleep during the dead part of the stream, like 2 a.m. to 6 a.m., and then wake up and finish.

Dana Beers, who I'm glad was participating, refused to go to sleep. So I did Titus Show yesterday at 8 a.m. What time is it now? Like 12 20. So I've just been hearing up for 30 hours or whatever it is. You'll never recover. How old are you?

32. You'll never recover from this ever Yeah, that's it. You're yeah, you're I'm still I don't think I've recovered fully. We were just talking about it Yeah, you know what you're gonna happen to the your legs. You don't even know it right now. Yeah, remember the last time Oh, yeah, the quads were just like I was my quads are short for like four days my knees hurt your wrists my no Yeah, you're in charge of the show something that doesn't kill you look so fucked up your eyeballs are KB and Nick that was ten times worse no fucking way god. I can't we have 16 hours What about all my dog? What would you say he looks like a bastard? We He looks like a basset. He does look like a basset. We drank and then came off the drinking and then drank again all while staying awake.

Are you hungover? Yeah. Well I was. I don't know if I am anymore. That was incredible. I can't believe Dana almost... If you had missed that last shot... That was the most... like that was a barstool thing right there. It was like he charged the field. the field when we were still down one. Yeah. And back at it next week. Yeah. Yeah. Take a week off and then the second you start to feel better than you. Shout out to Dan.

Does that count as you on stream? What do you mean? You said you're you're like, hey, I'm going to sit this one out because I'm busy day but I want in the future and then you were here for yeah No, no, I was only here since eight But yeah, I would have been fucked cuz I did have a meeting this morning, but you guys did it incredible Incredible. What was the lowest point the lowest point? I would the it sucked when we we finally got system, because you were really feeling it. And then you were feeling it.

And we went 6-6. I had to use a mulligan. We got to 23. And Dana missed. Yeah, that was pretty. That was right before the Yaks started. But do you guys remember in the first free throw stream? I feel like it was the same, where it's like that 3 AM to 5

AM, where you're doing it for like 1,400 people. And you know that you're just getting worse. Like we were never gonna get it at three in the morning, but we didn't wanna stop. Shout out Dana, Dana never let, like we didn't even take a break. Yeah, the idea of making, what was it, 41 for us? 41.

But the idea of making like even 10 in a row seems impossible, but I might as well just keep shooting because I can make one more. Yeah. I can make one more. That's the fallacy. And then you just like never, you never, you always think I can just throw one more up and make it. Well, we started.

I just throw one more. And then you look up and you're like, it's been 16 hours. Yeah, right. I don't know if you free throws. It's crazy. Yeah. So.

Go to bed, T. Good job. Go to bed. 8 AM tomorrow. Turn in Mark Tidish. Tell Dana to get in here. We've got to get to the bottom of Elmer fud stuff. Oh, we got stuck in the chair Oh, man, what before Dana gets in here?

What is that? Kyle bought that for the case racer just came in oh, and I forget what it is. What is it? I know it's like a beer drinking device like a homemade Etsy Beer bong I think I don't think that's a beer ball put on as a backpack for our front pack that's what I can't figure we gotta have Dana yeah we'll have to have Dana try the Daina try putting it on as a front pack do you remember where you bought it he's going at home oh it's for Chuck Dana you know what no no it's a beta you can't go to you back backpack you can't go to your hotel until you chug a beer with that device

it's a backpack use the device to chug the beer Dana has an you grab the handles at the top to bring the beer to your face is that what it is Kyle I have no idea I just know it's a ah we would have never figured that out ever like it's like to get Dana to like walk forward grab the handles up at the top right and is that then you pull that down oh Oh yeah. And it's to get a beard. To deliver the beard to yourself. Yeah.

I like this. You like it, Dana? All right, sit down, Dana. Dana. You're just taking it off. No, he's just leaving it on. Yeah, leave it on. Yeah.

I'm drunk. Put the mic in front of you. Can you put, where does the beer go in that hole? I don't know man. It must. I just want to go home. How are you feeling? I said it earlier, I think I went from drunk

to hungover to drunk within like 4 hours. And I'm drunk right now. Okay. I'm good. Chocolate loony tune. Uh yeah Elmer Fudd what do you want? What's the fun thing? What is your favorite Elmer Fudd? I know there's something here with EL fudge or whatever the you thought Elmer Fudd was last night

He got what it he's not no. Oh, he a Looney Tune. He's a Bugs Bunny. The Rabbit Hunter or Wabbits. Same shit. Yeah, I guess so. You know what? Alright, Dan, a yug of beer out of that and then you're released. So wait, Dan, you're not, you moved your flight, right? Yeah, it's at 5. Wait, 5pm?

Yeah. Oh, no. I thought, dude, you really should just move it to the morning and just go to a hotel room for the next 12 hours I mean you should move to Christmas Visit family. I know you have you have to go somewhere this weekend. I do for your fiance's birthday, but Why wouldn't you why wouldn't you? Get a hotel room for tonight. We'll pay for it get a flight tomorrow go to the hotel room right now and You're gonna want to sleep for like the next 12 hours. I'm so tired, dude I just want to fucking this is gonna be way down and jack off if he

If he gets on this flight, it's gonna be one of those In incidents where like they can't get the guy off the flight. He's, like, so drunk and drunk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not one of those guys. I can control myself. No, but you'll fall asleep. You've been awake for 24 hours. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not going to be making a scene. No, I'm not saying you're making a scene.

You'll be asleep. You're literally going to be so deep into sleep, they're going to be like, sir, please get off the plane. Yeah, but I'm going to get off the plane. I'm not going to say no. I'm going to say... No, but you'll be asleep. No, I'm asleep Sir you don't understand what we're saying we need you get off the plane. Yeah Also, it's probably hard to see on camera, but your lips are like they're so red looks like you're wearing them, dude

They are bright red They're bright red. They look like I have lipstick on. They're very red person. Whoa. This might be the best you've ever looked. Dana was just doing side beers last night too. So you had about 3000 shots. How many beers did you have total? Probably north of 27.

I tuned in for one moment and it was like they hit, I think it was like 9 in a row. Beers did you have total? probably north of 27 I Tuned in for one moment, and it was like they hit I think it was like nine in a row and then they go to drink another beer and Dana Just chugged it before Tate could even get the beer. He was like what the fuck dude. I don't I don't I I'm so happy That's over. Yeah, that was a fucking that was long Yeah, that was a fucking that was long Yeah, that was long can Literally just get a hotel room for tonight and just sleep I should yes, but that's that's that's we're playing with We're playing with fire if I do that what time you leave tomorrow

We're supposed to leave in the early not early morning, but morning, okay? So trouble call your hotels. We got a drive all the way to Vermont dude That's like five hours. Are you driving? Yeah? Oh? Exhausted no I'll sleep today when when I get on the plane The two-hour flight man Not worried about it all right All right get out of here you're Are you gonna sleep right now I?

Could fall asleep on this program right now go ahead I actually wouldn't fall asleep before the flight yeah, cuz you're gonna miss the flight I Just want to go home I Just want to be in my bed and my fat with my fat hands jerking off. I don't know. What am I talking about, dude? I'm leaving. Alright, Dana. Alright, bye. Wait. Let's see this beer.

He might never take it off. He forgot it was on? He goes to the airport with it? Oh shit. I didn't realize. You got it was on. You close to the airport with it? Oh shit. I didn't realize. You got it. Yeah. You're good, man. You're good. I think you got it. You're really close.

You're really close man, there you go Like seeing an animal trapped in garbage Travels Love you man. See you soon. Hopefully Good job great job great job. Seriously impressive. Great job Dana B. Good job Dana Great job. Great job. Seriously impressive. Great job, Danny B. Good job, Danny. Proud of you. Oh, pounce. Sorry. Oh my god.

Oh. There he goes. He's so funny. There he goes. I love him so much. There he goes. I made it, boys. There's nobody here. Do you want the six? Like I'm not wrong in saying that he, the right, the correct move is to go to a hotel

right now. I would really want to be in my bed tonight. I would try to move my flight up to like now. That's what I would do. If anything earlier. I'd go opposite. I'd do like a 7 a.m. flight. I wouldn't be able to sleep right now.

I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing that I have to fly if there's any delay. I'm fucked it into trouble Yeah, I will say he like reeks does he smell like shit smells not like be it but like like booze Oh, yeah, he had diarrhea right before you started the stream a little mix of both They did it they really did it Danny one of my favorite moments of the night was you playing defense on Dana? Yeah, see that oh, it's so funny I Retweeted it was trying to do instructional videos on me How to post up didn't work out in This is advanced. Keep that in mind. This is advanced. I'm gonna catch the ball right here. Danny, you're playing right here. You're gonna feel your defender. You're not dribbling yet. You're feeling. You're feeling, all right?

Don't stay too. You're such an asshole. I think I would have rather been Ryan than any of these guys. Yeah. Danny had a bad two. He didn't even get to have fun. Zero fun. Great stream. Thank you. You must be very tired. No, I'm not actually at all. What? Alright, tough guy. Yeah, well, not really. I'll probably crash in like an hour or two, but I don't even know if it's adrenaline, but I'm just not tired. At what point did you start rooting for them?

Because I know you were rooting against them for a really long time. Well, in the beginning, I was rooting against them and I would play like suspenseful music over like the speaker when they were like two or three away. Brutal. It was out of nowhere. And then... It ruined everything. Yeah, it was the funniest thing ever. But that was in like the really is just the commenters come to life. I mean, it's it's the funniest thing I've ever done in my life. Oh, shit.

It's the music. Anyway, I'm not good in front of this mic. 14 to 18. I was doing that. And then I was like, All right, I'm gonna stop fucking with of this mic. 14 to 18 I was doing that and then I was like, all right, I'm going to stop fuck with them because I don't want to be here for the rest of my life. And then towards the end there, when you guys were all helping out, there was like five times where I was like, well, it would unfortunately be the funniest thing ever if they missed the shot because they got so close so many times. Like that last one. That would have been very funny. I 100% wanted Tate to miss that many times. Right. That last one. That would have been very funny. I 100% wanted Tate to miss that last shot.

Yeah. That would have been funny just because of the Dana pre-celebration. Yeah, that was great. There were so many other times. I mean, I'm forgetting all of them. But there was other times where I was like, it would just be the funniest thing in the world

if they just missed. Yeah, there was one last night where Tate stepped off the line and gave a speech about high school basketball And how he missed some clutch free throw in high school And it's still haunts him and all he has to do is make this one to make up for it or make this one To make up for it Can I see that clip that was that was I watched that in the first ten I'd say screeching the confidence moment so high it was ridiculous

They were so I mean they were drunk as well But they were so dumb in like they were on ten and they were like this is gonna take three hours Like where do we want to go at dinner tonight? Yeah? So stupid and then I mean obviously whenever you say that it just backfires completely on you But there was another moment where and then it kept reference referencing it in the chat where he was like as a coach I would tell all my players these are free You shouldn't miss them and they proceeded to have a 16 hour long stream of him just missing The Erica story was very funny too

How that became like it I was watching when it happened. I don't know how Eric got brought up but then Tate was like I got an Erica story for you but we'll hang on a second and then they kept shooting and he was like we'll get to that right after this commercial. And then when he told the story he was like yeah what like I did. He didn't get paid. He paid for a month and then she paid him double double and she paid me double She paid me the money. I that they owed me or something Two hours like tell the story again Yeah, yeah

Yeah, just became a bit where they were like I think people felt left out because people were joking about it They're like well. I don't know what the Erica story. Yeah, and they all right. Once we get to 16, I'll tell you it was like the worst story It was the worst payoff Correct amount. Yeah, there's a snafu in my paycheck and they ironed it out Like hey like let's also for the viewer it's like let's watch these guys miss a million free throws so we could hear this story Yeah, and then it was that oh man all right well good job great job Go get some sleep also. I feel like you guys owe me an apology for saying it was impossible. It was impossible It was impossible other people had to come I had to save the day

Yeah, but that was always in the plan, but but you guys were like all tights guys do the whole thing He didn't even do the whole thing. He barely helped out at all every basketball Every basketball challenge you approach. I have no I have no idea we could do this and I say can you do this? No, you guys cannot do this. I could do this. I've never oh, okay, so we'll be good then That's how it worked at the 41 free throw Three-pointer this one all of them do you think we could do this? No, you can't you're like, yeah, but we have you and I'm like Yeah, but it's gonna be hard for me. You're like, that's all right. You'll do it We have never had that conversation ever we had it yesterday on the egg

I told you it was impossible and you're like now we'll figure it out. That's already after we said we were doing it That is what happened with Tato I want like do you think we could do this and I guess we owe you a pretty big dollar. That is what happened with Tate though. Tate was like, do you think we could do this? And I was like, no, you can't. I didn't want to use you. He's like, what about if we use you? And I was like, well, yeah, but that's-

I didn't want to use you. I want that on the record. At least we want to be here forever. Well like, you saw how mad they were getting when we were like, oh, should we put Titus in? Like, that's worse than being here. But they get mad about everything. They do get mad about everything they do get mad. I noticed that it was yeah Oh, yeah, you guys you guys are saying I was changing the rules, but I didn't change a single rule

Yeah, that was so funny. You guys are kind of fucked with basketball challenges now moving forward though. Well. No they have you Yeah, you have a morning. Well like yeah, what's the point of saying like hey tune in we're gonna make 10,000 threes this week. That's what I'm saying That's why they want to use everyone because it was like it felt like a cop out like oh, let's just wait till tightest gets there Yeah, that's like lame I'm torn cuz I do I like the show and it would have been awesome for those guys did on their own But I do feel like a superhero in these instances

I get a hero's welcome when I walk into the gym. Like the motion of your free throw is just the same thing every time. It looks completely different than anyone else. But it also, yeah, I don't know. We didn't use you that much on the last one. It's also a little fraudulent, and it almost shouldn't count, and they should do it again.

I agree. I think they should have to run it back without your help at all. Back next week. At least we didn't use you entirely on the last one Yeah, so wait. What's the next week is what? It's a food triathlon It is I don't well. I'll just say it's

112 wings 26 orders of fries and two and a half gallons of like soda or something. How many people's doing it? Tate Eddie and I think Dana the third No, it's not I don't think at one point it was I think TBD Because it was gonna be max but then you guys are gonna be gone. We're gonna be the combine. Yeah wait, so who's I? Don't I forget who he just I just could save you These cold wings next week on the Titus in the waiting for Titus that Is very important very important he has thrown out like Hannah Montoya for it. What he's like it would just be really funny

Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah laugh out loud Hilarious, but yeah, that'll be a good one that one might have a time limit I don't know what imagine Lucas plays his music is Hannah Montoya's oh the humor I love I love these events yeah, too not partaking not partaking no There he goes the man who just did the funniest Multiple things is the funniest thing ever in that one conversation

As in doing the funniest thing ever and then having to clean up an air mattress. Yeah, your life should change after that But completely different You're the guy that played the song! In between 12 and 13! You're the royalty-free suspense guy! Legend! Oh... It was awesome. No, it was very funny.

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What? Share with the class It's just a question on the other How many Oreos would you eat a week as a team? Oh? I put myself in the a week or how many would I or how many could I oh it's would you how many Oreos would you eat a week as a team is that a work week or like a full seven days we include in the weekend seven days okay because that that's important did you guys see that I yeah what did like teenage podcast where they yeah Do it yes those guys rule can I see the pizza one it's which we talk about next week. It's literally pizza

Pizza would be good, but they're that like none of them have eaten anything like we like all right What's your? Olds with no life experience because they're 14 not against them And they have like they have these food opinion. They have a food podcast. They have opinions They're like I think they said favorite topping on pizza. They all just landed on pepperoni. Yeah But if they had to have a And their podcast what food they should talk about next week and they just all agree like chicken wings that would be sick. Oh, we do isn't that thing like dry rub? They don't know

They like lean into it like the one the kid that sits in the front they call him McLovin because he kind of looks like McLovin he's like never had a vegetable they did a whole episode where they made him eat like celery Looks like my loving he's like never had a vegetable they did a whole episode where they made him eat like celery To have like a sauce on it, but I Mean the dry rub isn't that the old bay wings ever have so soon if you get like honey on there Yeah, oh whoo the dry rub show the pizza one the pizza one was making me laugh cuz they just cry What's your favorite topping on a pizza? I'm just a if I had to choose it'd probably be like Pepperoni, but I'm not a big. I'm not a big. I'm just the if I had to choose it'd probably be like pepperoni but I'm not a big I'm not a big I'm just a regular cheese guy yeah I just do cheese I don't know I just do cheese I don't know weird taste I'll do pepperoni but same thing like

yeah a lot of people are big pepperoni fans I'm not a big fan of it. I'm not a big fan of like the sausage in general. I've never had meat lovers. That's so cool. This is so funny. Yeah. You're so food-bot-deaf. Never had any foods. I just do a pepperoni. I guess. Buffalo. Yeah.

Barbecue. Buffalo or barbecue. I've never... Old Bay. Old Bay. Honey Old Bay soup. I was like, honey barbecue. That's pretty good. Holy, honey barbecue, I've never had that. It's really good, I get it from J-Foe Girl all the time. I don't think I've ever had it.

Jesus. All their takes were just like, I've never had it. Terrified of a hot take. We're gonna get Connor on the show, Brandon. I've never had it. Oh my gosh. Connor Griffin's never had anything. He's just...

The Che quote from Trivia. Oh, which one? Che was on fire last night. Which one? Oppenheimer. Oh yeah. We had an Oppenheimer question. It was the box office,

the international box office for Oppenheimer. And Che was talking out loud trying to figure it out and he's like I bet you they didn't release that movie in Japan it was a bomb and then he got it right and I think Blutman included Japan and Che did not oh that was the that was the deciding factor that was it yeah Che was he was he was a master class Che He's the king of two like if I I know nothing in trivia I get maybe one answer right every time every game

But if I have one that I know che will undoubtedly just be like are you sure yeah? And then I'll just sit there being like maybe I'm not sure yeah, I don't fucking know anything and is it typically right? Yeah, I like nailed the lacoste. It was like a brand apparel. I was like that's lacoste and she was like is it oh You need somebody like that always second-guess you and he's like I haven't I've never seen a lacoste He's like so why do you why are you saying anything? It's the alligator right? Yeah alligator? I didn't think the alligator had the tongue, but yeah It's the alligator right? Yeah alligator. I didn't think the alligator had the tongue but yeah You would be perfect on the kids box office worldwide

This you go win this thing how much did Oppenheimer make it the box office worldwide? Let's go Jay He hated I'm in the black and white They did made perfect sense when you don't do it Perfect sense don't don't do this Let me write a number down I'm trying to think of I don't know movies I don't know I was considering We both like everything about Blotman is that his first ever nation the show was Fargo Can you repeat Jeff? Can you repeat the question one more time worldwide box office for Oppenheimer? worldwide

Did I bet Japan didn't like this movie like was it even a little bit serious question can we look up how it did that actually a funny good point yeah for three two one this says 1.3 billion like that answer 1.3 billion somewhere on the she included Japan for sure 757 million there it is that's the win million Yak needs it to stay alive the numbers in between the two of you but who's correct the correct answer is wow I'm shocked 976 million the yak stays alive

Yeah, how did it do unless it was released as like a horror? Yeah, I? Don't know he might be right might be might be right It's just perfect. Jay is there any way to know it mark There's there's literally no way how much would that have affected your energy? Yeah, if we had said if Jeff had been like like, Che, fact check, Japan has been... Yeah, Japan, they released a new... Mixed reaction. They didn't like it. Eight months.

High emotions. So that might not even be, that might not have been calculated, because don't they calculate the box office within the first couple months? I have no idea. That's a very funny headline. Finally premieres in Japan.

High emotion. It's really, Che, that's really good thinking yeah incorporate everything It's like Saudi Arabia doing a 9-eleven movie. Yeah, we wouldn't be pumped to see yeah true. Yeah You're right Ish yeah, but that was fucked up 9-eleven We made the bomb the bomb was good. That's true. Yeah, we was was fucked up 9-eleven. Yeah, I mean, you're right. That's we made the bomb the bomb was good Yeah, we it was on the good guys. I did guys

so Alright, Jay. Did you swim last night? No, I'm just going a couple weeks. The schedule has been very choppy with travel. Are you on pace still? Probably no way I'm pace, but we're gonna be improving you might have to do three laps stuck at five and a half laps five point two five Yeah, sorry my bad. You might have to you might have to play catch up and do three laps one of these days I'm gonna I'm kind of banking on like a pretty big fall on winter take a five point two five. Yeah, don't round up What was the point two five you just did a quarter and turned around

1.75 times 3 no cuz remember he can't what he does it too no because remember he doesn't breathe when he does it so he so he just puts his head up when he can't breathe anymore so that's why you get like a quarter you can't move you can't move while you're breathing so you've done one what is 1.75 just a lap and then three quarters of another lap but then what direction do you go do you go back the other three-fourths just finish is the point seven five because you're out of breath yes you don't consider it you don't consider stopping breathing and then but I'm also I think so from what

swing people told me when you swim want a to be that is one lap I'm not counting those lap. I'm counting Are we am I yeah? You are no. I'm not because I'm doing it twice So you're counting down as a lap not down and back is a yeah, I do it twice okay, so 1.7 Yeah, I'm getting like almost all the way back like Is a 7 that's that is a 7 5 So 1.7. Yeah, I'm getting like almost all the way back like is this seven. That's That is a seven five Freaking what I'm doing. No. Yeah, you were very clear on it. I'm explaining it because halfway back would be seven

That's why we need you to film it man. Yeah, no no no one. Yeah, he's counting No, I'm doing half way back is point seven five. I have like one. I'm doing like five six the way back about or something Five to him yourself short no, he's saying that he one one down and back is one lap. Yeah That's what it should down. That's not how he's counting. How are you counting? Who's I'm swimming from here to here and then I'm swimming back most of the way probably. Five, six. So down is one.

So down is one. Back would be two but he doesn't make it all the way back. That is counting as.875 laps. See I'm right! I'm right! Yes! Oh and he's adding it to the one he already had. I'm doing it twice.

I'm doing it twice. I'm doing that once and then I'm doing that at the end. So he's never completed a full lap. I guess that's true. Yeah. So really never. You got to set the bar somewhere. He's down and back as a lap and he's never done a full lap.

Yeah, that's correct. I will get there pretty soon. Put your head above water. I got to get back in the pool. The only person ever to set a fitness goal swimming and have to bring out decimals. Like, we doing potentially using incorrect metric I do I do think this is the most insane New Year's resolution I've ever heard it is your resolution you know do your thing Steve but it's not insane like it's not insane like when

someone says an insane New Year's resolution it'd be like me saying you know what guys this New Year's I'm gonna gonna get a six pack. That's insane. His goal is not that hard. The way he's doing it is insane. Weird. I just don't get that was your first, okay, this is what I'll do and this is how I'll do it. What's the number goal? What's the final goal for the year?

100. It's like you wanna improve your mile time, but with your eyes closed. This is a breath holding goal. Yeah, that's what it is. Correct. That's what it is. Swimming is arbitrary.

It could be like cooking a pizza. Cause you're only counting when you're holding your breath and you're not moving when you're breathing. Yeah, the swimming is not the focal point of this. If you told someone you're doing a hundred laps for your New Year's resolution. That's a very easy goal But the way often yeah, it'd be like saying yeah, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna cook ten pizzas this year. It's like how are you gonna do it? I'm gonna do it my hands behind my back

Yeah, right. It's gonna be holding my breath Like how have you not cooked the ten pizzas yet it's like well it's pretty hard oh man I got we gotta see footage of this I have to, I'm dying for it we're supporting Steve do other people see you at the pool and they're like what the fuck are you doing? yes undoubtedly he's a grown man in a child's pool crashing around

I'm on the adult side of the water you gotta be like dead when you come up for air undoubtedly he's a grown man in a child's pool crashing around You gotta be like dead when you come up for air. Oh, yeah I Need footage so bad so bad hopefully the New Year's crowd dies down soon, and what are you doing? Yeah, right now. What are you doing after the act today? I have a flight what where are you going? I'm going to Tampa for a day Rude when you can tell us that After the show probably does he have a pool on the way to Tampa Oh, he probably does you have to do it perfect. I think we would shoot very I'm getting picked up like 8 a.m. Tomorrow Are you staying in a hotel?

Uh, yes. Tonight. Do we even want to hold your breath? Alright, I mean I'm going by myself. But yeah, I'll see if someone's there that can maybe help me. Jake Malasek will go to your hotel. Yes he will. I think Jerry might be there. What's Jerry there? What's going on?

I'm going on a four play shoot tomorrow. Oh. Oh tomorrow. Oh Nice. Oh, yeah, you're caddying for Gruden right? Yeah nice Four play Jerry yeah What four play Jerry that's his new new job FPJ? Yeah, he's official. I don't know but he's seamlessly He's right there. I don't want to do this Jerry after dark anymore. I'm just gonna play golf travel to warm places and play golf Smart you have to hang out with Trent though very smart. He's grinding this weekend. He was at um Oh, yeah, he was at Daytona Daytona wait so yes Jerry will film you and I want we need the footage tomorrow Okay, I gotta go home and get trunks and stuff like that, but yeah

Stop throwing obstacles. Yeah, it's so easy. Oh easy. Just wear shorts. Do you have shorts here? No, dude buy him at the air. Hey, you're all I have to drown in December. Yeah Can you get going I want a video of three laps no matter how long that takes don't stop recording during the breaks Yes, yes, how long do you think a three-lap video would be che? It's probably a small pool. I take breaks when I get to their and excited to catch my breath. Yeah, so Heard the part you said I don't know Maybe like my whole thing's a minute 15 for one. Can we get a bar stuff your dark collab with this. Oh, yeah There's a hundred

The Ken lap chair, oh my god leave till he does it all You don't have to barstool. Let's just do a special. Yeah. Yes I will absolutely let's TJ special episode Let's find a pool where we can yak will literally just be it actually be perfect if we had it somehow him just in the background Yeah, just doing it. So we'll just yak and we'll just see like behind us. You can just watch him So I am huffing and puffing to the max when I get to the wall and then when I get like almost all the way back to the wall the second time.

That's right. So my body is destroyed. Correct. Because you're not swimming correctly. You're not breathing. In your rule book, are you allowed to finish the 1.75, go up for air, and then do like the last 0.25? No. That would be that would be

hard against rules how long do you think it would take you to do the hundred laps I don't I don't think I could do that I think you could what if we what if we made it so that one way down is a lap so 50 that's where we're two months in. I don't know, yeah. I've only gotten three done. I'm right.25. I mean it's taken me, you know, almost two months to do 10% of that, so...

a long time. You know you don't have to, you can do like, you can break it up, like do an easy.5. Right. You don't have to go to the point of drowning every time then what's the point? We don't know I think that's what we're trying to figure out We would love an answer to that I Really want to do this we have to do it trying to set goals che we have to do

It would be such a funny yak of you just in the background just just getting no the most stagnant progress bar all right, let me see if I can Be the 12-hour stream it definitely could be you could take breaks Let me see if I can get the stunts. I assume the pool. No, I kind of don't want it tonight Oh, yeah, we'd like to just see what he does. I'll see the most but then I do change I want you to verbally agree right now to the hundred lap challenge on a yak a hundred laps on a show It's not that crazy So a hundred a hundred times all you have to do is just go down one. Yeah one length

That's a lot for me Not if you don't take breaks will literally make it a 12-hour straight like we don't stop. You don't have time to kill them. That's a lot for me Not if you don't take breaks we'll literally make it a 12-hour straight like we don't have like a 30 minute break in between Yeah, you gave yourself that rule yeah, so I could always start I do one like in the first five minutes, and then right before we leave I do the second one 30-minute break I told him my body's like dead after you're killing your brain Yeah, wait 30 what he does a 30 minute break in between laps I mean I could probably do like a 15 minute break, but that's still a lot He he stopped swimming for 30 minutes 30 seconds. No no no 30 minute break. That's such a How many laps feel

You're breaking longer than your sweat Longer I see you're not need a pool. I watch an episode of Seinfeld Break no no no so I swim down and then what do you then I swim back? Point eight seven five then I take my break and then I'll play with the kids and everything. For 30 minutes. And then before we leave, I'll get one more in. And then do you sit in your car, like huffing and puffing for a while?

I mean, I don't do any physical activity, I just go to the locker room and change. 100 laps would be 25 hours worth of break. What? Okay, according to my... Yeah, I don't think it's an issue. This is a break resolution need to like how many things we've ever done how many laps

feels like an appropriate challenge where that'd be tough for you but it is doable ten no I need a hundred well you're just being pious there's no way I need a hundred people to a hundred this year I just want to see that graphic yeah bar still after dark graphic. That's like next Tuesday Stephen J. Does 10 laps of the pool Ain't no way is there an aspect to like Stephen J. Does 10 laps before the rest of the yak does 100 ten laps before the rest of the yak does a hundred laps in a relay.

Like we're all sitting there and like Chase, Chase taking as many breaks and doing it in whatever way he wants. He has to do ten laps. We're trying to do a hundred laps and we can like anyone can go because I feel like I'm a very slow and bad swimmer. So yeah, you're better. You're holding your breath. This is not how you get better. Anyone can because I feel like I'm a very slow and bad Swimming by swimming You are getting your you're holding your breath while wet and then taking a 30 minute break

30 minutes Trying to get better Not getting better. I've swam seven left So at minute 29 are you like fuck time to lock in? Gotta be way past recovered So like yeah, I could probably do it like 15 But yeah, I'm my body is And what do you do just sit on the edge of the pool? No, then I'll go you know how my son swim you know daughter's gonna jump are they learning how to swim in the chain method?

Steve is not Okay, no they there's some There's a bad G's kids all grown up. They like go to they go to their first vacation with their significant others I'm a walker you swimming I'm setting goals You know you can breathe Did you guys actually set any New Year's resolutions? I want to be better at running a marathon,

so I'm getting in a potato sack and hopping 15 yards. That one guy just ran the marathon in jeans. My New Year's resolution was to do a 100 lap stream with you. Yeah, that was actually mine. Mine is getting better at running, and I'm doing that by running while inhaling and exhaling What yeah, both? That's good. That's making me just running. How long are your breaks?

Yeah, I don't do breaks what When do you watch Seinfeld I should try a 30-minute break in between my two miles you look like you're on a break right now I've never seen a boom like that That was bad that's that's oh I don't know what to say. I really want to be seen with you I want to do this hundred lap I I have bad I badly want all I want we have to be 100 on it. He has to do 10 You're saying a hundred laps in 12 hours. Yeah, we just do it take up 12 weeks We do straight up straight up laps. He does 10 of his chae laps. Well. Why we gotta swim

I mean we'll kill. Yeah, we'd win Who can swim on the show like I'm a good swimmer. I can't swim swimmer. Yeah, because good swimmer scene Kate I like it almost died. It can't partial The butterfly and going as hard as possible. What have you guys done to do the butterfly? I just butterflies. I could do it Yeah, so he's so hard very hard swimming sucks. No, no, no, Jay. Okay when he says it's hard He's talking about like swimming 20 laps in you know, 20 minutes. That's when you say it's hard. It's cuz you're not breathing Yeah, he's also talking about swimming Yeah, how was I was swimming you're talking about whatever it is you do

What I do is swimming. What could this possibly like train you for? Getting drown getting stuck underneath like a huge like great go ship then why do the last going through? Yeah, yeah, if you ever get stuck in a sewer tunnel. Yeah. Yeah, it's stinky. Yeah. And it can't get air. Yeah, he has to anti-deframe his way out of a building.

Your house ever floods again. Yeah. You're prepping for your house flooding. If you ever accidentally flip upside down in your bathtub. In the basement of the Titanic. Accidentally flip upside down in your bathtub in the basement of the Titanic I Hope I get my new year's resolution done. You're going to on the yak you're you're off pace. We're gonna do it I'm off base

Fine, you know what? Che we it doesn't be a hundred Why don't you get why don't you go for another month or two? And then we'll just be like chase gonna break his hundred so whatever you do or two and then we'll just be like, Che's gonna break his hundred. So whatever you do between now and then, we'll count towards it. Yeah, that'll help. Yeah, he'll be at like eight. Yeah, I'm trying to think of where I'm gonna be at. It's not gonna be crazy. Eight and one twentieth.

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Good work Steve. How'd you do? I had maybe five more seconds at the absolute most but I'd be pushing it All right, so you got to keep training. I sped through that. See you in a half hour Do you guys do it driving by cemeteries or going through tunnels tunnels tunnels? Yeah? I was good. Yeah, you got to make a wish at the end. Why the big thing going by cemeteries You know hold your breath. Oh, no Pittsburgh would almost kill me. Yeah, or pit Did you see yesterday while Ryan was writhing on the ground in pain There was a guy getting a tour who? It's a second Ryan his role. Yeah, it's the guy so they were like where's the guy like that also does my job

And he was laying on oh Just going oh Like that's actually that's gonna be yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I want to show you what you'll be doing And it was Stefan giving him the tour and he came down and we saw Ryan and stuff was like Jesus Christ Can we talk about Yesterday when Ryan was down they were given a tour to a new hire Who is hired to be what Ryan Ryan's position they have a second Ryan coming. That's amazing

Yeah, can we talk about the Jack McCarthy tweet yesterday? Oh, yeah one about Taylor Mathis. Oh, yeah, it was he Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah Jackie Jackie tables in his back. There's no way Rico like that Jackie. Oh Jackie tables is savage when it comes to Bosco Yeah, yeah, he yeah, Taylor Mathis is pregnant Mm-hmm having a baby lol. I'm growing a human life Yeah, he yeah, Taylor Mathis is pregnant Having a baby lol. I'm growing a human life Yes glowing I've been pregnant for almost seven months lol. I'm almost done

Seven months ago interest Interest rates. That's good. Really? The evidence. So. Perponderance of evidence? There's a 0% chance it's any of us. I've never met her. Never met her.

I've never met her. Can you say zero? You can't say zero. You can't say zero. He could prob, well, he could probably say zero. He could say zero. He could technically say zero you can't say zero zero? I think you're probably well. He probably says he wrote he could say zero He could technically yeah, you could say it right. Hey, what's any? It's not him yeah, that ain't it couldn't be Did he say anything to you

Me yeah, so I respect to Lucas's music if it was in fact Rico that would be the funniest thing yeah Oh, yeah, that would actually Worst reaction at all what do you do? No reaction? Oh Which I think is behind the scenes reaction, right? I think it's the worst reaction possible Yeah, which if I were him I would maybe have an adverse reaction as well, but still I'm not him Did he call Jack? No, I think they had something else to do yesterday and Rico simply texted him that assignment with nothing else.

Oh, the assignment of the past. Yeah, because they work pretty often together. The writers' replies are always very funny though because they go after Jackie T. As they should Yes, Mackie anytime engagement is down Riders are the best and Joey Lange own posted the meek Phil look alike holding the baby outside of the Mets. The Mets, too. Yeah. The mom was doing well. Oh yeah, because Bonnie Blue's pregnant.

Oh yeah, that's what that one was doing. That's right. Quite a... Yeah, and we can't rule out Connor Griffin on that one either. Nope. That's quite a situation to untangle. She could be a low-tier model. A low-tier model.

Low-tier. Right. That's just Meek Phil, right? That has to be. That's totally him. Wait, that's not him? No! It's crazy! That is! What? Let's just make feel right that has to be wait. That's not him. Oh It's crazy What?

Why would that I don't know why I was like yeah, it is him yes, but it's technically not It's I don't know what to believe on this one. I usually have a like a side that I'm on this I'm 5050 have you guys ever met like a doppelganger for yourself? Not A lot you assume like there's gotta be not even close in person not in person but on the internet Yeah, we've had some I get tagged and I'm constantly Kyle and I have a gay couple that looks like us Constantly Kyle and I have a gay couple that looks like us Individual and a gay me yeah, you have blonde brown you have blonde wig Brown's fan wait Can I see the oh yeah that was you know that but then we have a gay couple

That's us the gay couple at a Rangers game or an island and those are straight guys those are straight guys We have another couple that yeah, they posted engagement photos. It looks like oh, yeah, I'm on the one I gotta find who's got the who's the easiest to find a doppelganger I don't burn mine's Nick is crazy your glasses yeah final Berg has an insane amount of gangers and they're both male and female and some aren't human yes we have fish tomato that look like yeah you have a lot no but it's a lot of like, guy has mustache. Yep, that's mine.

Hat, beard, glasses. Yeah. Meek Phil and I. Like, Fodderberg literally has every- A blowfish or something? Brandon, you have some in like old- You have a- You don't have a face or bone structure of this generation.

I have a hot sauce. Did y'all see my hot sauce? Oh, I saw your hot sauce. What? Angry liberal? Yeah, angry lib hot sauce. Oh, that's great. But the guy on Angry liberal? Yeah, angry lib hot sauce. Oh, that's great.

But the guy on the picture looks like me. You have a lot of old timey women I've seen. Yeah. Like voluptuous old timey like school house teachers. Yeah, also Ellen. Oh yeah, everybody, yeah. There you go, that's me. Oh yeah.

That's my hot sauce, old angry liberal. But that looks like Conan O'Brien more than it looks like me. Yeah, it does. Little mix of both. Hmm, yeah. It's also all the angry liberal, but that looks like Conan O'Brien more than it looks like. Yeah So I got sent one that was a mixture of me and you no kidding yeah, I can't find it though There's a dog that looked just like you yeah, yeah, I sent it to TJ. I Blutman for a Secret Santa got Cody Dinner with a random person in the office and they spun the wheel for who it was and it was me and I honored it last night.

Did you see the picture Cody tweeted? It's a horrible look for me because Cody looks at max two years old. It looks like I'm out to dinner with a fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's big, yeah you drew a big brother, big sister.

I told him to tweet a picture of his ID because this is a horrible look for me. You took your little brother out. Like the actual big brother, big sister program. Oh my god. Yes, it really, and he'd never had ribs before and he got a fork and knife and was cutting them a long ways.

I got a podcast for him. Yeah. Yeah? He should go with those little. Oh yeah, we got a, yeah he looks younger than them. TJ's response made me laugh so I was like you look one years old That yeah You guys will know when that happens What when Tommy Walker gets a Twitter? Oh, yeah, he'll immediately go viral for some political stance

He's gotta be he'll be extreme. He asked immediately go viral for some political stance. He's got to be extreme. He asked me for a What age? 16? He was in the chat in Mostly Sports for like one day and then he started asking political questions. I had to ban him. He asked me the other day to explain interest rates to him.

And I think I did a good job, but now he wants to start investing. Does he know about Jihad yet? Not yet. We got to send him on one. Yeah. Other people in the Mostly Sports Chat were asking him about the Middle East conflict. OK.

And he had opinions. Yeah. No, I had to get him off the internet for a period of time after that one. Anyway, he's 14 now. He's fine. He can be in the world he's allowed I was on the internet heavy at 14 I wasn't but not for reasons that

you guys wouldn't be on the internet does he strike you as a free figure like a he'll just believe whatever YouTube he just watched he will take in whatever he just watches yeah I think that's everybody if he watches a documentary it's hard to not be when you're 14 everything I could like dude I think I saw 9-eleven loose change at 14. Yeah, and I was just I believed every every bit of it I Was into the fake moon landing at 13 or 14 or something just cuz I yeah

I watched one video and I was like whoa that would be cool. What if the Illuminati was big dead age. That's like Like people a lot of adults believe that the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a lot of NFL players Yeah, but then Buzz Aldrin will come and punch you punch you right in the fucking yes Yeah There's the dog that looks like Nick Coach that's a lot of Jack. Well. Who's that that that was dog Nick that was dog me it's a good looking dog There's Kenny Klein, hey Kenny, right right you didn't know I knew your name did you? Kenny all right, I'll come explain it in a minute. I don't run the gauntlet. That's the one you shouldn't know the name of

Why shouldn't that was kind of mean to say to him? Yeah? Yeah, what you didn't think I'd know you think anybody here would know who you are Oh, no, he's the he's the SID for Patino He's been the SID for Patino for 30 years and SID for those that don't know sports information director media contact media contact Yeah, you know do you know? Oh yeah, how do you? I don't know. Oh, it's good.

Uh oh. Yeah. Oh, you beef with him? Huh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, is that? Don't fucking do it, he's in the building. He's in the building. Wait a minute.

He's in the building. You can't do this to a guest. Wait, what? Don't do that. What? He's not a friend of mine. He's not a friend. He's not a friend of mine. He's not a friend. He's not a friend. He's...

Wait, are you sure? Because I've heard you talk about spreading cheeks Kenny. No, that's not him. Oh, different Kenny. We'll have to ask. Do an ad. Why don't you? Okay, this episode brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka, the

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Does Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo of chocolate. Mix those please. What? Don't mix those please. Don't mix them. Don't mix them. Can't be mixing those. I saw another Nick Doppelganger.

Oh. That was getting tagged in on in this video. Oh, is this their equipment manager? Oh, is that him? It's a bunch of athletes and then I'm the equipment. Yeah All of them are athletes. That might be an alien hutz. Is that their equipment manager? Also him it's a bunch of athletes and then on the equipment. Yeah Is that their equipment manager, I think it might be Maybe

Got a lot I got a lot Call always get tagged in that lady who's peeking down for the ceiling like the ceiling tiles removed. People use it as a meme. I don't know that one. No, I want to see. Somebody sent me a you today and it's it literally is Ellen. I got tagged the pickleball Ellen. Yeah, I got tagged. I look like pickleball Ellen. I get told I look like fights so I get tagged and do doppelgangers all the time. I haven't had any chicks. Yeah, the chat was calling Blue Blutman Kate last night. Yeah, I get a lot of dudes. Man, my very first one was Brianna Tarth.

Oh, yeah. My introduction to the company. Yeah, I get tagged. Kate, that might be you. Yeah, I get tagged in her almost every day. What's she doing? She's just up there, eavesdropping, listening in. Just chilling.

Who knows? But. I love funny pictures. That might just be me. So good. That might just be me. You like shadow puppets? I don't love them.

I'll tell you that. I like, I love marionettes. I feel like the journey to get to a really good shadow puppeteer is bleak. Yeah. You don't wanna see like someone show off like a medium good shadow puppet. Mm-hmm. Yeah, the basics would be like what ostrich? Maybe the Doberman where can you learn how to do it? You have to be an elite shadow puppeteer

Yeah, you can't can't be decent middling, but don't you think we wouldn't know the difference when a mediocre one an elite one? We don't be do we know a bad bus Huh? We know a mediocre one an elite one even mediocre we know a bad bus huh we know a bad one I've never what's the most elaborate when you've ever pulled off a shadow puppet yeah can't do them I can't do them yeah can't do them at all but being good would be beat yeah guys this

seems like some sort of like dog or something don't people do people I've seen clips of really impressive you just kind of go to D With it right yeah, just Well give us some impressive shadow puppets wait. That's just a guy's head, okay? He's not is he making anything. Oh, he's rapping Well that's pretty cool. Oh, that's good. Oh that looks from Julio a poodle. Oh

My god, really cool Yeah, how do you find out you can do that? Oh shit? Oh? That's my god Hey singing that like us Yeah, he's good Yeah, he's good. There's those people at the raves too who put lights on the end of their fingers and do cool shit in front of other people's faces. These guys have to be...

Is that Michael Jackson? No? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Gotta do the moonwalk earlier. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so Oh my god, that's harder than actually moonwalk. Oh my god. Oh No smooth yeah, that's fucking sick Actually not because he just has the cutout on his hand. Yeah, also if you have that skill I Feel like you could acquire other better skills. Yeah, you could have been practicing guitar, right? That's a hard one to show off that would sucked as a guy if you're better like

That she'd never want to have sex with you. She was big. Yeah, just finger me again Can you when can you like show that off to a crowd? It's moonwalking me. It can't be a huge TikTok. I guess at dusk. Yeah, dusk. Or twilight. Yeah, dusk is past shadows, right? What's?

I don't know. Dawn. Dawn is right before the sun comes up. What's twilight? Twilight is right before the sun goes down. Dusk is the sun has gone down, but it's not dark yet, I think. The golden hour is before twilight? Twilight is right before the sun goes down. The sun has gone down, but it's not dark yet, I think. The golden hour is before twilight? That's when the sun's right on top of the trees, right?

Yeah, I guess. That's golden hour? That's when it's almost level to you, but the sun's still out. What's your favorite moon phase? Oh, I mean, I like a good full moon. When I walk outside and it's a full moon, I just think that's a tremendous night.

That's a casual answer. That's fine. But being able to walk outside and be able to see because the moon is so bright is an elite, elite night. I have good luck under waning gibbuses. Really? Yeah.

That's what we got right now, right? Waxing. Gibbus. Waning is going down. Waxing is coming back up. Correct? OK. Why gibbous?

What is gibbous? That's just one of the things. Right. What is it? All right. It's a species of monkey, I think. Yeah. It's a monkey.

It's a monkey. That's a, yeah. With a red ass. Gibbous monkey. Named after the gibbous monkeys. Oh, be a rhesus. Isn't that a gibbon? Just thought I'd talk about a gibbon.

A monkey is a gibbon. You're confusing out with proboscis. No, no, I believe a monkey is a gibbon. A gibbon. Yeah, it's a gibbon. No. Yeah. Wrong.

Well, no, it says it right there. You're thinking of Gibson guitars, because we were talking about guitars earlier. We weren't talking about long enough for me to bring up Gibson. Yeah You sure you see how close those monkey nipples were? Where on the guitar let's see those monkey on the gibbous the white one. Let's see them Monkey what are you doing those nipples those nipples are so close. I think that's a pretty noed. No, I think those are close as hell. Funky, what are you doing with those nipples? Those nipples are so close. I think that's a pretty, no, it's a small, no.

The right nipple is closer to the center than the left nipple is. The right nipple's almost dead center. I mean, maybe if you point it out, but I wouldn't. Those are pretty close nipples. Nipples in the eyes are almost in the same position. Yeah. Well, what about yours? You think you can suck them both in the same position yeah well you think you suck

them both at the same time what Stephen you believe he said you could suck them both at the same time that's a little tiny monkey I'm with you Steve my girl had nipples like that no well like two for no she's a ten but my girl had nipples like that She's a ten, but she's got nipples like that ain't calling her back It's a bogey you match it Given nipples Damn girl stack like a gibbon titties are matched together Is that the ideal is what the

No to seven tits real close together no I Will say there's the opposite like chameon-eye titties that are way far apart, and there's no cleavage. No matter what you do, you cannot. I don't like a big gap between the titties. I don't like far aparts. Oh, give me Michael Strahan, dude. I'll say Cameron Diaz has far aparters. They're still hot.

Nick wants to nestle in between. I'll make a home here. I'll put down roots. Yeah. I'll make a home here. I'll put down roots Yeah, I see my future white picket fence They're all great They're not all great and all great. There's some bad ones. Mm-hmm like you have great tits, huh?

I'm gonna say mine. I'm saying. A worst Rax draft would be incredible. Can you say a bad set? Yeah, go ahead, Brandon. Say a bad set. I don't know, I just, you know, there's titties that don't have the same shape as others, they're not as well proportioned. Can you think of a celeb?

No, yeah, but no. bastion booger okay um his were just fat his were like mine just fat that's a person yeah I was a wrestler in 1993 and WWF of course Bruce Ville Lanch. Huge celebrity. Oh those aren't bad. Those aren't bad. Everyone else is bigger. Standard. Tough outfit. There's no way he's alive right? No. My uncle Doug used to tell people he was a professional wrestler.

He called himself Moon Belly Johnson. And when he would come to my little league games he would always wear overalls he died on September 11th and they'd be like hey who is that I was my uncle and he made me tell him that it was moon belly Johnson he was a professional he actually wanted that he did pride yeah is that any part of that name government uh Johnson is, but but not not moon belly not moon. That wasn't government. No What kind of moon belly waiting making of Lacoste? He has the alligator from that shirt tattooed on his chest, Doug He has the Lacoste logo. Yes. Why because I think in the 70s that was a very hot shirt

And he just got it tattooed on his chest. I think it's his only tattoo It is funny. I didn't have him pick for a tattoo guy. I don't think he is. I think he just has the... he just got the Lacoste logo tattooed on his chest. I've said this before but I had a friend in college who dated a guy who had the polo horse tattooed on his chest. Where would it go on the shirt? Polos... I guess Lacoste too, but those brands go out of style. Yes they do. If you had to pick out a logo to get tattooed, what would you get?

I had a friend in high school, African-American gentleman who got a No Limit Soldier tattoo for Master P. Wow. That music was out of style about three months later. So if I had to get a logo, I'd get the Miss Miss State logo. But it's where you're at. A brand logo?

Yeah. That's Little Romeo's Jennifer Leigh. I think a Nike swoosh would never go out of style, I'd get the mistake logo. But it's where you're at. A brand logo? Yeah. It's Little Romeo's jacket, right? I think a Nike swoosh would never go out of style, right? That's corny. It is corny, but what else are you going to do? The Alpo? Perina?

What are you going to do? Alpo. It's either Nike or fucking Alpo. What are you going to do? Yeah, you're right. I mean, Adidas three stripes would be terrible too. I don't know. I feel like a Coles tattoo on me would kind of be cool.

What's the Coles logo? Just the word Coles? It's Coles, but it's- That's more of a word. It'll fuck around. The Apple logo? An apple? The Apple, the Max? People definitely have that.

Yeah, what do you think is the most tattooed logo? Like I bet a lot of nerds have Apple. I bet it's the Nike Swoosh. Yeah, probably. Maybe a lot of nerds have Apple. I bet it's the Nike swoosh. Yeah, probably uh Maybe a video game logo. Yeah, Nintendo 64 Nintendo Yeah, it might be that PlayStation logo Have you seen the dude who has the sleeves of brand logos with explanations for each one? No, but I think that's awesome I've heard of that's awesome like that before and it's not no

I'm 24 hours like 7-eleven. I stay hot and ready like Little Ceasars I built it from the ground up like Home Depot like FedEx. I delivered like 76 I stay with that gas big lies by big save lives like Del Taco go go home Like you how we help niggas move around like Amazon work hard, have fun, make history. Like White Castle on what you crave. Like Elmer's glue, I stick to that paper. Like Goldfish on the snack that smiles back. Yo play just said, yum. MasterCard, everything I didn't learn is priceless.

Geek Squad, cause we turn up. NBC, nothing but cash. But he's just, he's making some of these up. Squad, cause we turn up. For big lots's up squad cuz we turn up a full price for big lots. He said buy big save lots That's just their tagline because they got no dirt on me boost mobile cuz I'm unlimited I'm down for whatever A&W is for alcohol and we Or is he working? Human nascar I think he was at the liquor store. I mean you can make that for any logo

I'll poke is I dog food You say yo plate call y'all a poem a yo place is young yo Yo, yo, cuz yo play too much It's gotta be the Nike swoosh the most tattooed logo on a person probably not including sports Jordan logo I bet it's Jordan logo over what about like a Yankees logo or something Jordan Jordan logo. I bet it's Jordan logo over what about like a Yankees logo or something? Oh, yeah, definitely Brand logos what about like a block? Oh?

Oh, I think it is me Shit is me man. I saw a waitress in 2007 in bogalooza, Louisiana waiter excuse me, and he had tattoos He was like six foot six huge guy scary guy tattoo sleeves And he was like I was like six foot six huge guy scary guy tattoo sleeves and he was like I was like Oh my god don't mess with that dude and he had every Disney character of all time. It's terrible every single one Tattooed all kind of cool looking it once you got close it was yeah Yeah, it was cool as a mosaic or was it it was like this guy where it's like just one off No, it was it was all tied together. It was all yeah flowing, right?

But I'm talking the smallest Disney character You can imagine who was just in a like a hummingbird in the back of Tinkerbell Yeah, Tinkerbell was the small Tinkerbell was on there. Yes, you're small But I meant the small as in their their part to the relative to the production, okay Chad saying playboy bunny Good answer Who's getting that getting I have two cousins Fail or female both male huh what?

Chicks would tan with the paper. Yeah one pest on our IP Yeah, yeah You ever do it I just don't know and I just unlock some memories yeah, that was sick. No remember that I've never been within 40 yards of it, but I But I've seen There around the belly button tattoos like a son tattoo around a belly button Reggie Miller Miller has and then the wrestler. The Saturday. Yeah. The Saturday. The Dolphins. Does Batista have it?

Batista have it? Does Saturn have it? I don't know. A sun around the belly button. That used to be. Yeah. I feel like so that was like a sublime fans kind of dudes thing too. Yeah. Batista has something like that. They covered it with more. Yeah, that's I don't mean to pick on 2003 Dave Batista, but that's a gay tattoo.

Here's where I was attached to my mom. Lego. Nintendo. Volkswagen. Oh, Harley Davidson. This is, I guess, not the logo. It's just tagged something from that. Disney-oriented realm. Dior that. Disney oriented realm. Also Instagram

kind of skews things, you know, because there are like biker type dudes that might get a certain logo that they aren't posting on Instagram. Right. There's gotta be cyber truck tattoos out there. Who's getting the Cadillac tattoo? That's cool. Who's getting the converse tattoo? Netflix. Do you just get Chuck Taylors tattooed on your person? I went to boot camp with a girl who had a huge Corvette tattoo. It just said Corvette in huge letters across her back. And then the flat, it had flat racing flags.

She has to be somewhere right now beating the fuck out of her husband. I hope so, I know, you never know. That's actually a sick fucking tattoo. Just the shoe. Yeah. I just like the standalone shoe right there, that's cool. That's cool.

That's awful. Is that shoes tattooed on the feet? Oh, gross. That's gross. Oh, I hate that. That looks sickly. I hate that. I'm kinda sad we're not gonna hurt somebody today why not I don't know I thought we were oh you mean by that well we hurt somebody

yesterday I thought this might be oh oh is it hurt week are we emotionally hurting anyone today are we doing the Mackenzie dating show stuff oh I didn't think we were I thought we were doing that tomorrow okay okay right I have no idea no you're in charge of it oh you should have an idea I just feel bad at this point I just don't know why better or worse we're diving in and we're destroying some dudes tomorrow it's ready okay okay we're destroying some dudes diving in diving in and destroying us guys are going to destroy some dudes and they better brace themselves. Get off all of ours. Because we're coming.

We'll warm him up for you, Mackenzie. You'll know when we're done with you. TJ, you wanna get the wheel ready? Hmm? Oh. It's 1.36, man. Just get the wheel ready, I didn't say... What does that mean?

Warm it up, warm up the wheel. We could spin the wheel and still hang out 20 minutes after the wheel. Ah, you're true. I don't know why we always do it as the last thing, because if it hits wet, it just ends in a poor manner. Let's just spin it, and then we'll sit and talk. I like that. Sorry, man. Yeah. I lashed out.

Yeah. Can I actually do Reese's now? Please? If you're gonna... Yeah. While I warm the the old wheel ski up Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo of chocolate and peanut butter They may be even more perfect now hear me out. Don't let me know don't don't look I swear They made it better with the layer of ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava

The cups were always my favorite candy so good and now they're my The ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava. The cups were always my favorite candy. So good. And now they're my even more favorite. Your double favorite? They're my double favorite. Fucked on them. And you know why? The ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava.

Because it's lava time, baby. Try them Walmart stores anywhere. Get some, try them. And yeah. Enjoy lava time with your loved ones. Yeah, as you should. As you should, treat yourself. How is it, Kate?

I want you to talk directly into the mic, because I want to put the spotlight on you eating, even though you're eating. You know what's better than the floor is lava? The roof of your mouth. You know? Wow, yeah. It's really good.

How is the, has the monkey boy, the hubbub over the monkey boy, is it still going? No, it's done and then it's just on to the next thing. Okay, alright. Monkey boy part two. Yep, in 2032. There's a 32, there's a 3.2% chance this world-ending asteroid hits us. Yeah, so I'm actually afraid.

So it keeps going up. Yeah. But it's not, I don't think it's world-ending. It's not. No, it's only- It's world-altering. But it's like city, city-ending. I think it's the size, it's like a football field,

or maybe not even that, but 300 feet. That's so not good. Yeah, but that's not like, it's not like size of a state. Okay. But I think it would wipe out like good. Yeah, but that's not like, it's not like size of a state. OK. But I think it would wipe out like Chicago. Yeah. But I think, um, Where it's like Chicago or Chicago?

No, there's a range that goes right in the middle of the world. I don't think they know where it would hit yet. Chicagoland or Chicago? What kind of wave are we talking about? Well, I don't know, we don't know where it's going to, but it's only a 3.2% chance, but it keeps going up. It was like 1.9 a couple weeks ago. When is this supposed to happen?

2032. Can we gamble on this? 3.1% chance. Well, this is the highest risk assessment an advert has ever received. I would too. Get in now. Find the size of it, because I don't think it's.

God, imagine celebrating once it does. Just cash it. Cash it. Meanwhile we've lost Des Moines. Des Moines gone. Can I do that on QuickPix? Can that be my pick? Yeah you can. What city? What city are you taking? I'm taking the asteroid to hit. They always find a way to not hit the good cities. So take a shitty city. When's the last time one hit anything? It'd probably be good to hit a moist city that would be like a foam mattress. Like a catcher's mitt.

Or like the ocean. Yeah, but then the wave though. Bogota, Ibogaine, Lagos. Where are all those cities? Those are all huge. Bogotá is in Colombia. Where's Ibogaine? They're all cities in the full game's a hundred and seventy seven Sudan done yeah under 77 foot that's uh that's about 55 yards yeah I don't know that

big half a football field it's not I don't think it's world in I just think it's it would definitely It leave the news for a few weeks would it like tilt the earth and we'd have like an ice age or weather shift I don't I don't think it's that I don't think it's that big, but I don't know very much about it I was getting afraid so thank you. Yeah, but it flipped our poles Why does that sound sexual I know I need I think I need that What are you looking at Titus? I don't know I'm on my pulse for it. I do too like really bad Something to flip them your dicks are all on your backs after Wait a minute. Oh no. What's up Danny? Hey, dude, you have to be exhausted. Oh, I forgot you did the whole thing. Yeah, how many rebounds thousands?

Chase record What was Chase? He did every rebound almost for the 41 free throws. I didn't do everyone John Rich helped a lot But I I probably did a good 70% I didn't do everyone John Rich helped a lot, but I I probably did a good 70% Nikki smokes tweeted a video of John Rich sleeping. He might be dead, but I don't know if he just has dead face He has he definitely has dead face. Yeah, he might have stayed up on resting corpse face He he looks like a dead body and a murderer oh my god That guy that looks like an open casket. Like that's, I've seen that face. Oh! Oh!

Ah! He has risen. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh. Yeah, I think he stayed up all night too. Yeah, he was on moocance sleep.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Two streams. Look at that. That looks like an African American funeral when they prop you up up doing their thing you love the most you love blogging man Is that African America is that self yeah, what do they do I think I They'll pose you doing what you love the most right they'll put you they'll post you up in a place station or yeah Like riding a four-wheeler. Yeah

taking your hand Seems like so much effort to make a dead body do that. Mm-hmm. Do people still ride four-wheelers? Oh Very deadly. Yeah. Oh, they're awful They'll they'll bad PR every story about a four-wheel. It's a matter of way. Remember that episode of the oh Every story about a four-wheeler. It's a matter of the way. Remember that episode of the Osborns? Oh, I don't. Meet the Osborns? Yeah, he flips over the handlebars

and gets like super fucked up. I boycotted the Osborns when they made Burt McCracken look bad. Yeah. Eat Singer of the Used. The Used. What did they do to him? They made him look like a dunce and a failure and a bum when he was getting Kelly.

His name's really Burt McCracken? Burt McCracken. Was it worth it? Could they even hear him? I had a crush on him. Oh, he's the man. Burt McCracken? You had a crush on Burt McCracken. The Used was like one even hear a crush on him oh he's the man Bart McCracken you got a crush on my favorite singer of the year yeah nailed it I mean I'd like to see Bart McCracken they made but he's not a good looking guy was he a dunce no but they made they like put like fucking tuba music every

time he was doing some world world they made him seem like a lazy deadbeat. He was the lead singer of a very big band. Yeah. Oh, he was dating Kelly. Yeah. So he was on the show, and they just made fun of him relentlessly. They made him look so stupid. Ozzy's like, oh, I wouldn't stand for that.

Oh, you're fucking buzz, Sharon. I'm fucking buzz. They made him look stupid in front of Ozzy Ozzy. I mean, he bites pigeons' heads off. Can you? What did Ozzy sound like one more time? Ozzy sound like a fucking ruse. Well he doesn't look like a dunce. Young Burt McCracken more so.

He had like long, yeah he was very different looking. Long jet black hair. Yeah there he is. Hey you had a crush on him? I had a huge crush on him. I went through a big emo phase. Did you? I had my lip pierced and everything. I was like. You don't seem like you would have ever had an emo phase. Did you? I had my lip pierced and everything.

I was like... You don't seem like you would have ever had an emo phase. No. Oh, are you joking? Yeah, I wouldn't expect it. Really? You don't think I'm an emo? How many young emo girls turned into Marines?

Yeah. Probably a lot because we ended up doing drugs. Right? It makes sense. If you're not... It wasn't the cheerleaders. It sure wasn't the cheerleaders It sure wasn't the chief had a huge side swoop really had a lip ring I like you ever dye your hair all the time. I had black hair. I had Kate

I need I need photos and we're all black clothes. We're like the fingerless gloves No, I never did I was like a checker pattern like fucking long-sleeve thing checkered vans Was this just like an afternoon Kate? This is like fresh end of high school freshman year of college You're like no college wait did you did you find a click or was this in solitude? I was I don't know I worked for the college radio station I was like trying to get in with these because I like liked guys like Burt Mcroud like trying to get in with these because I liked guys like Burt McRae. I was trying to get in with that scene. So did you find a friend group?

I would go to concerts alone. I went to see Motion City's soundtrack by myself and somebody got dropped on me and I was like, in the thing. Yeah, never. So it didn't work. Oh, no, no, no. So this was a solo endeavor.

I was a poser, I guess you would say. So what was your pivot? How did you pivot away from it? I started playing rugby and then I was like, I'll just go back to the jock stuff again. You have, in a million universes, you end up as a very butch lesbian. This is the one outlier, I think.

It's never too late. I'll tell you that much. It's never too late. You ended up with Beaver. Yeah. I played rugby and smoked Marlboro Reds. Yeah That's unbanned you ever have a phase But I think we all had like I didn't dress emo, but we all listen to emo pop punk or the mainstream music. Yeah

You had to have you ever like pretend to love a band or musician that you actually didn't like All right, I know you guys van Halen you were like the van Halen kid in school in Middle tried to be and I hated their music I think it's garbage every tea every dress down day you were wearing like a van Halen t-shirt Why'd you choose them? But like I wasn't friends with you and you were known as the van. Yeah was I? Always wanted like a classic rock band It makes you seem cultured wise and you just picked them. Yeah In the Tennessee volunteers you like Tennessee. Yeah, when did you do that like in seventh grade?

And that didn't last long now What else Van Halen was before my time as far as acting like I liked him. I remember pretending to hate, like hate, like in sync in the Backstreet Boys, but I actually fucking loved it. I loved it. Yeah. Like, Dad, change that. I don't want to, but secretly it hurt me.

In eighth grade I lied about going to a Guns N' Roses concert because I wanted to impress a girl. Yeah. But then she asked to impress a girl. Yeah. But then she asked me the set list. Oh. What songs they play. I just said, welcome to the jungle. They let off of that and it's all over.

And Sweet Child of Mine. And she found me out pretty quick. In high school I would pretend to be hungover in the morning sometimes. And then people were like, I was out. You weren't at that party this is another one and yeah one of the others I used to listen to a ton of rap music like in high school and college and now I don't as much yeah yeah I think you had to pretend to like rap I don't know what changed in my life yeah something

stopped I was like yeah possible to know the time. I pretended to be way more knowledgeable about weed than I was. Oh, yeah. Like, I'd talk a big game. Like, I could roll a blunt and stuff, but I. Did you ever get put in a situation where they gave it to you and said, Kate, roll this up for us? Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah, college coffee table rolled out. It was like fell apart immediately. So that was pretty cool. Just having an off day. I think the first time I ever used a cell phone was to call somebody and have them walk me through rolling one on the phone.

Really? I didn't know how. And I had just called my buddy and he wouldn't do it because he was at work. Were you young enough to have ever like texted chicks? The first time a chick ever texted me was in 2002. I had just gotten a Nokia brick phone. And I had taken a girl home from the Little Pig.

We went to karaoke that night. I had taken a girl home and dropped her off. When I got home, her number showed up on my phone and said are you home yet and I was like what what and I just went to bed yeah you did the text just scared you yeah I was like why did her number means of communication is this how did her number do this to my phone and I later she told me yeah you didn't answer my messages I didn't know how I didn't know it was a message so texting becoming popular was crazy that like worst technology overtook right yeah I'm trying to think of like when I was in

high school I didn't text anybody we would call each other oh we would sometimes I had a nice you had to have been right at the cut yeah I was yeah yeah I'm older than you guys Tina you had been right at the cut and then college it started to become a thing. When did you graduate high school? 2006. OK. I didn't get a cell phone until I was 16.

A lot of us didn't. There was no, it just wasn't a necessity. It was more of a luxury. And then when you got it, it was like, yeah, the fact that you could be anywhere and talk to your friends while they're anywhere, that was fucking awesome. Why would we send like an AIM message?

Like that's what we did when we were like, you know, chained to the desktop computer. So now we're on the move. I could just talk to my friend, this is awesome. And then somewhere along the line, yeah, texting became. Yeah, I feel like we didn't make a big enough deal about FaceTime. That's crazy.

FaceTime was revolutionary. Yeah. In high school when I still went to stores with my parents and I bumped into classmates that were alone, I would rather kill myself than live through that again. Yeah, Danny, we all have the technology to be face-to-face with everybody we know and love, and the vast majority of people would rather just like... There's nothing I hate more.

Well, I'll FaceTime and just put my phone down. Yeah. Like it's on speaker. And the vast majority of people would rather just like there's nothing I hate more Put my phone down yeah, like it's on speaker Huh, I think you're exactly right. We are under utilizing face. Yeah, it should have been a huge deal Babysitting tool all the time look I caught FaceTime my parents, and I just handed it to one of my kids I'm like see ya. I'm gonna go cook dinner. It's great. I feel bad for my parents. That is a freeing feeling. It's a very freeing feeling. They're obsessed. Snapchat was in other words,

like how did we not have this already? Just sending videos to friends like that. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you, I don't 100% understand Snapchat. No, yeah, I'm definitely too old for it. The younger kids have this whole thing, they have streaks that go on for 1,000 days. That's crazy.

I hear my kids doing it. I don't know what they're doing. What's the streak, just that you use Snapchat? Snap each other at least once a day for 1,000 days, and your score goes up to 1,000 or whatever. Chay, do you have Snapchat? I did a long time ago, but not really utilized. I'm 39, so I'm a bit on the older side.

Yeah, you can't have it. I'll say you got tip picks, right? Yeah, if you wanted a woman to send you nudes or something. They would disappear? She wouldn't want to do it on text, but she might do it on Snapchat. Because they would disappear, and she could see if you screen-shotted it,

so she could yell at you. You don't want to risk not getting more tips. You could set a timer. You could go three seconds, 10 seconds. Would some of them want you to screenshot it? Or would she give you those instructions? I feel like if she wanted you to snapshot her tits, she would just probably text you.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Snapchat kind of implies like. There's a certain. I've officially never, that all happened after my dating life, I've officially never that all happened after after my dating life I've never been sent to AI pry ah yes have you ever photographed your penis no I've never photographed my penis it's never so there's no trace of

it there my my penis is not on film it is not on a phone it has never been photographed well well maybe when I was a baby. I don't know if my parents were taking pictures of my dick. I don't know. I appreciate you not even wanting to lie to us. No chance. Yeah. I mean, there's there might be a bathtub picture of me when I was two. I don't know. Yeah. There's historical proof of you having a penis. I had. Yes. It's probably documented. I have a penis. There's at least witnesses. But I don't. I don't have any photographic- Circumstantial evidence.

Yeah. That's all we got. I have people that would testify that I have a penis. It's probably a recent picture. He's like, no, I swear I was a baby. I was a baby. You've definitely photographed your penis. Have you ever photographed your penis? Yeah, for sure. No, I have not. I've never pressed capture on a no um I'm taking naked pictures and put things in front I sent you one of you yeah when I was on st. Patrick's Day a

couple years ago I put just like the really small four leaf clover emoji over my naked and it was a really like I had to like I'd like tilt it just like the really small four leaf clover emoji over my naked teeth. And it was like, I had to like tilt it, like you could probably see like a sliver of, you could probably see one of my dick pores. You don't remember getting that? That hurts my feelings pretty badly. I do now, but I don't remember. You screen-shotted it.

Yeah, I don't remember it much, but I remember the clover part of it. The really zoomed in on that. I'm gonna be honest, I don't remember that at all. Damn. Did you really do it? Yes. Fuck.

And I was pretty new here to where we weren't, I shouldn't have done it. Oh, we were pretty close from the start. No. Sat beside me. I sat that physically close, yeah. Yeah. Danny, you're your dick on camera anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're a caricature artist draw

your bare penis. It was with a Polaroid. Yeah, develop film. Kate is your penis on camera big time. Yeah, I got some things floating out there. It's a different time. No, not really. You didn't think people would hold on to things. I got some things floating out there. It's a different time. Not really. You didn't think people would hold on to things. You didn't think dudes would hang out. Have you ever developed a naked photo of yourself?

The worst, again, I'm such a repeater, but once overseas, I got my hands on a Polaroid camera and I was like way out in the boonies outside the wire somewhere and I like, found a place, I took a Polaroid of my tits, like, waited for it to come out, and then I snail-nailed it to my fiance at the time, who was also way out in the boonies somewhere, so like, they traveled for a month

over across Afghanistan to get to the place. Whoa. Polaroid of my boobs. So you were already in the boonies, or did you trek to the boonies? To take the- I was, no, no to the boonies to take I was no no I mean, I just I was like on a small outpost like way out in the boonies with no contact of outside Whatever so I just like snail mail my tits to this guy. Did you write anything else? Yeah I maybe drew like a couple stick figures that were oh

Yeah That's right were they stick figures that were oh yeah that's right were they stick figures or did you try I didn't try I wasn't like whatever did you use this like I just align as the dick it was a different time right I said this before yeah I remember this does somebody have a fidget spinner oh sorry it's oh my god no no no I didn't know where it was the coin it's the coin I don't know why it's here I thought thought they sold out have we still got eyes on the ass fuck coin or is that

thing starting to float around that's making me a little nervous I can now it's could that get out of our hands there's gonna be cliff de martino is gonna like tap on my shoulder I'm gonna hear grunting as he's lifting I'm gonna get a tap on my shoulder yeah I don gonna hear grunting as he's lifting. I'm gonna get a tap on my shoulder Yeah, I don't know where it is right now That's the worst thing. You've lost visual of the ass. I've lost visual. That's one of the last things

I lose is a giant token that grants you permission into my ass I've been meeting the ask. How does the kiss coin exactly work? I've been getting threatened with it Um you do they kiss you you kiss them. It's it you kiss each other. I mean I've mostly kissed cheeks Yeah, I've never kissed him out planet on the cheek. Yeah, I feel like they tap you they go like this And you just go show you it then you're really excited to do it for them, but they actually don't want it Yeah, they never really want it. They want you reluctant so when you go in gung-ho Blistex set oh gung-ho, with a freshly blistex set. It's probably less awkward than being like,

so do you want me to kiss you now? Yeah, the last one I did, I just went in and the guy was like, can I get a picture? I was like, yeah, let's do it. I was kissing him, and his girlfriend or wife took the picture, and I'm like, it's worse for them. And then we got Don, and then he was like, no, I meant like a real, just like a normal picture. So we had to do another picture where I'm actually just looking at the camera.

How many kisses you handed out? I probably handed out between five and 10. It's been more than that, dude. Yeah, you think? Probably 20, 30. But people are hunting clicky. I think people wanna kiss you more than that. I've kissed more men than women now.

I'm on paper gay. I'm statistically gay. Yeah. Oh shit shit I think I have yeah cuz like comedy shows that aren't Barstool events that might be ten right there so but I've never been like tagged in a picture so like what do they do with them they just delete them probably have to delete them do they like know that you're at a certain place like is that a Barstool event usually or they just?

Can't do it, but if they come up dad Barstool event will will do it, but that's brutal you're not been tagged That's brutal taking a bit of pictures never tagged. They're sending them to their boys. Where is this going look at this fucking guy? Yeah, I feel like you can only show it to other Yakkers that they're the only ones who- Who in your circle is not gonna believe that? Yeah. Yeah, right. Oh my God. Huh.

Kyle, you have to be on paper gay. You've had one. On documents. On actual documents. A doctor prescribed you. Or he diagnosed diagnosed you I'm in forms sign the gay contract alright they spin the wheel What's it gonna be, Nick? What? Oh.

Oh my god. Oh. Stop. You guys are lucky. You guys are lucky. Oh my god. You probably already have this planned out, huh? I certainly do.

I certainly do. Well, it depends on who the person is. It's different for each of you. It's tailored. Last guy that went almost killed himself, right, Danny? Oh, yeah. I heard that story. Pretty close.

It was a great time, Kate. I see Deutsch has been great. He had a very funny video the other day. Did he? With the eating the hot wings. Did you guys see it? I got to see it. Yep. What are they building? I got to see it. Yep.

What are they building? I don't know. I don't know. Foil. Saran wrap. I think they're getting ready for our bi-monthly combine. Oh, is that today? Monday or Tuesday.

It moved. The date moved, right? Did it? 27th. Yeah, 27th. Woo! I don't know. What's Thursday? I don't know if you can do it because it...

hmm hmm all right well big gotta be back tomorrow and for the whole show and we're doing dating shit tomorrow right? Yeah we'll do it tomorrow. Yeah. What's tomorrow? Thursday? Yeah. I was Thursday. So I will yeah it's a Kate show so do it Jasper a napkin Remember when they were doing this with pants around this up with jean or just jacked yeah, he's huge great Whose pants yeah whose pants were they ripping off jeans and ripping them down yeah it is good shit all right back I'll see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for watching. Congrats Tate.

Congrats Dana. Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.