The Yak - We Went Searching for a Strand of Brandon's Bush | The Yak 9-11-24

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

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theyc. Promo. Y-sk. the floor Uh, no, no, no, so I think he was trying to lay low this morning from the Google fiasto I need I want I want him to worry I'm gonna have him come down. Yeah, so it was Danny Conrad and I and I was like where's white socks Dave? And there was a trail of dog shit that from the bottom of a shoe from his ass into the Chicago room. A perfect trail as he was laying low. It was just like I will never find him.

Oh no. Oh Dave. It's too perfect. His office in that studio are deep into this office. Yeah. Yeah. You had to go a lot of stuff to even get there. Could be anybody. Yeah. You had to go a lot of stuff to even get there. It'd be anybody. Oh, it's pretty. It's like Michael Jordan wearing Jordan's. Dave wearing dog shit. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah. What's the Google fiasco? Oh, the Google clip is? What planet am I on that? It's... He's our special boy. He's one of our special boys. There's one thing that I need to... No, no, it's it's so crazy. There's another crazy thing that he says that got, like he's so good at saying something so shockingly dumb that you forget the shockingly dumb thing he said right before it.

I must have been. There's truly levels to this one. Yeah. What I don't understand is why and how they have like all the, because their offices in Chicago, right? No, it's in Silicon Valley, but there's one here. How do they have a million employees to make that website? It's just like one little search strip and then it's a Google.

What am I missing? They got like a billion fucking literally every. And all the audience. What do you need to design? Final Brick. I know you're on. I know you're on what I understand. I think. Yeah, I mean the first part of it I I think he thought that Google like headquarters. He did think it was right there which is a really small building.

My favorite thing is how can there be so many employees because of the size of the search. It's so little. He thinks the extent of their workload is just keeping that home screen like making sure the O is keeping it white. Quig said the perfect capture for is like a man wakes up from a 15 year coma. There was a time where that was Google. He thinks it's just the home screen. Yeah, no, yeah. Google has a million people who sit in a room and they're like, okay, today is Martin Luther King Day. What should we change it to? The doodle.

Yeah, right. There's a team of 700 that just make sure the L is red. Yeah. I can't even, like, what is it? That is like thinking, like the moon follows your car. It is. Anyone being followed by this big thing of cheese up in the sky? It's, I also think there are not a million people that work for Google.

There's a lot. There's a lot. But they do a lot. Oh yeah. Yeah. Think Dave knows that Google bought YouTube like 15 years? No. No.

No. He doesn't know that Google does anything that Google actually does. A hundred eighty-five thousand. Dave has a g-mail account, surely. Yeah. Yeah. thinks that G stands for G stands for... If they had more employees, does he think the search bar would be bigger? Like big companies. It's just a tiny, what do you say?

Look at that small little thing? Play it again. It's quite shocking the whole clip. I don't understand is why and how they have like all... Because their offices in Chicago right? No, it's in Silicon Valley, but there's one here. There's one. There's one everywhere. How do they have a million employees to make that website?

It's just like one little search strip. What am I missing? They got like a billion fucking literally every. And all the off- It's a good answer from Chief though. It's pretty close. Can we pull up a Google owns? I do like Dave too, just the seeing a Google office in the West Loop and being like, that's the

Oh yeah, that is where it's starting. That's a very small building too, isn't it? McDonald's is headquartered here, right? It's pretty big. They got a lot of headquarters here. It is pretty big. See, I don't even know this shit. What is alphabet? Fit bit? Alphabet is the company that like is Google's parent company, like Google's under the umbrella of out the alphabet. Google, YouTube, Ways, Fit, Gmail want to I don't want to be that guy but McDonald's actually it is headquartered in Chicago is it? I was

just sitting yeah like sitting on my hands yeah because is it is it the one by my house to oh it's not but there is there are corporate offices are oh oh that's right you You could have done any one. Anything else? Anything else. You've never been a hamburger, you? The one by my house? Anything else?

There's one by my house. There's one by my house? Is it the one by my house? You basically are like, yeah, the cubs are headquartered here. Point for Dave. Do it again. Point for Dave. Chick-flee. Subway. Yes.

Yeah, there it is. What? What is subway headquarter? Yeah. Oh, that's hamburger? Huge. Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. You can go to that and they have the World Kitchen of McDonald's. You can order any... I haven't been there yet. It's really good. Oh my god. They have the purple buns? The purple urinals for great. Oh yeah, that's right. Do we think Dave is your own rule. Yeah. I didn't mean to. What was... What's TJ's rule? That could be any shaggy hair, Redhead. Yeah, that's true. That was. I don't have any idea who that was. Yeah. By the way, Stephen sent a text just saying shit and I thought he was gonna, it was gonna be a picture of his shit. I got very nervous. I yelped out loud. That'd be some fast corn. No. What was it? It was someone deemmed him saying that he ate corn for an entire year and his

shit never became more than 5% corn. There's no, I mean that's not true. Yeah. Can we talk about what he sent ten ten dollars worth of corn is no looks like never wondered about it once in my entire you said no and I said never never never never has that thought pop the you can get that much corn I further think that's crazy you did not get all that corn for ten dollars of course I did some people were saying I got ripped off no no that's It's a good price for all that corn. Yeah It's got to be four cans of corn and then 12 years Pretty good and there are hust already What's up with your eyes in that picture? Well, be careful. Oh? Be careful. I'm kind of I'm about why is his cheeks doing. Yeah, it's something about his face there. She's cheek pussies. Dandy. I'm like you and the fact that I'm not a non-sharping card guy if I can avoid it.

Oh yeah. I'm holding it. I'm holding on corn on my shit. Let me see that. You were damn close to needing at least a small cart there dimples. Your dimples have dimples. No. We're talking about the wrinkles. Couldn't be worried less about those. Eye bags are heavy. That's the oldest you've ever looked. It must be the corn diet. Cheek, can I ask you a non-offensive question? Why?

Can you grow a mustache? I, it won't really connect. We tried during GoT Week, it doesn't come in thick at all. So I leave a stubble, but it doesn't get too much past this. A mustache doesn't have to connect. No, he didn't understand the type of facial limbs. Yeah. Yeah. I can, but it's not great. Grow it out.

He said mustache. . chin. I really said mustache that's on your lip. The non-offensive part was I really want to see you with a Fumann shoe. Yeah. That would rock. Then that's the shame with a Foo Man shoe was the long awesome. It doesn't it doesn't. I have I'm sure have a photo of my phone. Can we see? Can you can start growing it out. As grown out as it can be. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, that? No, I can't grow into actual, like hair. That literally is something that doesn't grow into hair.

It doesn't grow into hair you can grab. What do you mean? It doesn't grow into hair? What does it try to hair? to grab? What does that mean? What does that mean? It's real slick. I've grown out for like three or four weeks and it doesn't get past. Three or four weeks, you know, keep going. You keep going.

Yeah, you just keep going. How many? How do you think the photo is? It's not hair you can grab. I've never heard hair described that way. I've never heard hair described that way. Yeah, Titus, your mustache actually sucks because I can't grab it. Yeah. What? So you... Officer, he ran that way and you're like, what did he look like? You had hair you could grab.

It's all like... You only acknowledge hair that can be grabbed? If we're talking about facial hair and mustaches? But how many mustaches can be grabbed? I get it. I see what it's fortunate. You want to grab a mustache? It's long enough where you can like hold on to it. Big Cat and Titus have the only grabable mustache.

I'm trying to grab my mustache. Yeah, I mean, like you could pinch it. Grab yours. Yeah, I think I could come over and yonk you buy it. I don't think I could get that. Yeah, no. Let me just see. No, see, you can't grabble. It's not a real beard. I didn't complete a catch. I've got to make a football move.

I guess it makes sense. With Brandon's face. What's going on with your hair? What's going on with my what? Hair? What's wrong with my hair? What is going on? It's fine.

Very wavy. It's in a wavy season. It looks good. Did you guys watch the debate last night? Nope, went to dinner. I watched your head too. I did too. Yeah.

Oh, how did that go? They should have counted. The triple doin. It was a double. He got bullied. Inside of a triple doink is a double doink. You're right. Yeah. It's how long it's semantics if you're trying to set the record for doubles In a baseball game and you had a triple good point. That's actually not a double not a double in a single. Yeah, I hit the cycle. Yeah, I could do that. You wouldn't have triplets and introduced two of them as like me, my twins. Yeah, sure.

That would be funny. Yeah, these are my twins and this is my daughter. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's pretty amazing. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty amazing. Oh no, how does he find out? Ryan's awesome, by the way. Ryan's awesome, but he doesn't calm down. He gets so excited. Yeah, wait, that's the best thing Ryan's ever seen.

He's still running around. Which one did it hit? He won't have a replay. That's Tasmanian devil-esque. He's gonna tell his grandkids about that. Yes, so then he kept on going. For how long? Another like hour?

Hour and a half? That was 181. Didn't he get to 640? Oh yeah, you're right. And then people were saying the double toin. And then people were saying the double toin that he did hit went. Wait, was it? Oh, double doink! What's wrong if it... Because the real double-dunk didn't go in.

That double-dunk didn't go in, but this is a double-doin that did go in. Right. A double-doin can go in. Yeah. Son of it, Ryan. Also, as far as double-doinx, that was the lamest way to double-doin. That's a success. Yeah.

Ryan, what a high, what a, what a fucking vibes guy, Ryan. Ryan's awesome. Yeah. He's the best. He's so pumped. their tube. . Where's White Talks Dave this morning. He walked into the Anna studio and he was like, pull up this clip and it was an old

S&L clip of Robert De Niro saying terrorist names. What? Yeah, I was like. Why do you want to watch that? I don't know. On 9-11? And he was like, he was like crying. Did he prank you? No, that's just how he is. I don't think he can prank.

He wanted to come in, show me a clip and left. I appreciated it. What a morning he's having. Yeah. Yeah, he probably went home because he's like, all right, my job's done. It's a little. It's kind of is. Nick watch a S&L clip and then got everywhere. They must be recording. No, I don't. Maybe they are?

I mean, can you see inside their studios? I don't see Danny up there. I don't see anybody that would be affiliated with him. I did hear him say, Stu asked him to go to the White Soxame too, and he said he had to record. Oh, OK. Yeah, there he is. Oh, we can't hear him, right? He looks no. Tiny. Tiny behind that. That's a bad spot for him. His chair was low or something.

Who is that guy? Who do we think that guy was? I want to say? You can say if you want? No, I'm like, I read. He's someone from dog walks. He the ice cream man? Yeah, or maybe the meat cutting guy? CEO McDonald's? Could be a McDonald's? Yeah, right here. UPS? Do you ever watch that? Do you ever watch?

Founder? Yeah. Yeah. Haven't seen it. Was it good? It was about Ray Kroc? That was a Michael Keaton. I've watched a couple clips on Tick-Tock and I was saying that's a good movie. It was a good movie. But I didn't watch, I've never watched it. He's not a good guy.

Like what the, is how the movie? Yeah, he was an asshawks. McDonald's guy? Yeah. He steals the, uh, wait. I don't thinks. I don't thi, theyo's? Oh, yeah. Oh, they were brothers? Yeah, there's two of them. One of them was Ron Swanson. That's right, yeah. And they got their, they got their hamburgers sold? He came in as a business partner pop, like, they just like,

serving up burgers this little community. And the guy was like, this is fucking genius. We gotta take this global. And they were like, yeah, we don't really. Did they get any money? I remember that part. Yeah, they got paid out. That's always the weird thing about the Facebook movie in the story like Eduardo Savarin like It's crazy rich and I think the wiggle didn't the Winkle bosses get a lot of money

Had to of I think they're billionaires may I yeah, I never saw the social network. Oh my god. What what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? What? I'm sorry. What? What? I'm the toy? I can't go watch it right now. I'm on the yak. Oh, you're gonna miss quick picks? Save the yack. Pull up your lips. Do you have quick picks after this? Put a laptop on. Yeah. Why do you laugh hysterically every time I have quick picks? Because I don't like, it's so impressive, like, I couldn't do without breaking. You got Quick Fix. All right. The Quick Mix joke I missed, but I laugh every time. Me too.

Because I don't want to feel left out. Me too. Wait, do we know what? I'm just laughing at Nick. Yeah, what is it? I just, I don't know. It's just the, I love, I... It's the show you don't need to watch.

You just put out the whole thing afterwards on a graphic. I get it, yeah. That's what you built. We had a fun discussion yesterday. About. Don't, don't. Do you want to intro at Brandon? He came in with the topic and the topic was what are the best shows on the USA Network.

And I said we started saying certain things and we talked about shows and then somehow the West Wing came up. And he acted like no one under the age of 40 would ever have watched the West Wing and nobody seen the West Wing and he didn't know what the West Wing was. He said is it a lawyer or a top 10 show of all time. A lot of people... A lawyer or a government show. A lot of people have seen... The West Wing is a thing. You did not say a lawyer or a government show. That's not what you said.

You said it's a 100% watch this. This is one of the best shows of all time. The West Wing is incredible. What are you talking about? That's not on USA. That's not a big show. That's such a much bigger show and anything's ever been on US. Was that a lawyer show or a political? It's called the West Wing of the White House. Drafting. That's quick mix. There it is. That's a wrap. See you tomorrow. Great fucking show. Great fucking show. Great fucking show. No, I'm talking about quick picks. Great fucking show. Yeah. I like it too. I'm just

bitter because I'm barred from it. You are? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So wait, did you guys watch that show? When it was airing? Yeah. I'm aware of it. Yeah. I'm aware of it. I never watched. Is it DeLow's favorite? It's one of my favorites. I didn't watch it when it was airing. I watched it later on streaming. Yeah, I'd be down to do that. I would give it a shot. It's a terrific show.

I said I didn't think that there were six you we haven't asked Doug have you seen it Doug no damn That's all I got you just Oh, I love come back till I got six? Is that the guy that did social network that did Westway? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So working. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. So. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. the. So. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. He might, Jay might be right. Yeah, I think yeah. Because we are, this isn't, yeah, this isn't the demographic that would have watched it. It was wildly popular, but not for us, not for dudes like us. I hope he doesn't find Nicky Smoke's shaved again and it's brutal.

It knocked, it, this morning was eventful. I saw him and I double-taked. I was like, ugh. He looks so old. It's just, I don't even know what it is. It's like one of those, he's got a bad face. It's got a bad face. It's like one of those hairless cats maybe? Something, something's off when he shaves.

And I don't know why he does it. His cheeks look like a, like, if you pushed him in like a memory foam mattress. Oh, yeah. Slowly coming. Yeah, we should, we should test that. I have no room to talk. Why? But shubby-cheeked man. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen you without. I don't want to, but I will.

God, that would suck. I would look so bad. thing that I guess I assume normal adult men do like businessmen like wake up and shave wake up and yeah but that doesn't happen anymore have you seen the West wing? Yes stand right there did you watch it with him? Okay he made you watch it okay I don't know if that counts so Brandon's from one person I just qualified her yesterday but for the purposes this why did you just call why it was a same same a house they're 20 years apart. Yeah, they never live in the same household. Okay, he's not fighting in six. He made her watch it though so it's like. What? Well, that's, you're putting a lot of parameters. Yeah. Okay, he's halfway up. Yeah, he's not fine and six. Give me an even crazier take. Think about it.

I don't think that's like I think my takes to be proven correct. Crazyer take. All right, give him a minute. Yeah. Uh, it is weird to think that like people used to shave all the time. Every now. But yeah, but now I don't know if it was like the last 10 years, everyone just has beards. Yeah. Or stubble at least. Yeah. I remember, that's like one of my childhood memories is like it's still being dark in my dad, being shaving.

Yeah. And he would, do any of your dad's tak the razors out and he could shave with him if you want to do? Yeah. Yeah, now like it's just a bunch of bearded dudes in the afternoon on a weekday by the pool. Right. That's what life is like now. Right. Jady Vance got a beard. That's unheard of for a president or vice president.

They didn't do beards. Did he? Did he? Did he? I feel like there was a big gap. I remember like B. Hayes. I'm crazy. He has. He haz did? All right, so in the last 100 years, was there any? Yeah, we have a beers.

You don't do it. They're like the men started shape. Yeah. Yeah. I think it just was like it showed it was like unkempt. And then and then on my vacation time. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Holy shit.

Kind of right. Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt. So that was, so in the last 100 years, no theanneed. No facial hair, man. So yeah, in the 80s. The wra. That shows the rise of big razor. Coming in. Look at that.

Oh, Philmore was smooth. Yeah. You know, Van Buren. Mutton chops was a big, I feel like the 70s and like the 1870s. Every hundred years, circles back around. Look at this. All of them. Not a whisker. Go back up the GWW. The a whisker. Not a whisker. Go back up the GW, the tops.

Numero very tops. Is that a paint? Those are looks like such a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. John Adams seems like a complainer. A lot of people are recording. I found three. Shit. That might have proven, Che. Yeah, Chey is the mouthpiece of the people.

How long can we get them to stand there without telling them anything? I don't know. You think it's a while? No, I th th th th th th th th th th th think it's... Start the timer. I think we go... Start the timer, J. Through one o'clock. I think we can get them to stand there for five minutes without addressing them. Yeah.

All right. Does that mean if they go to walk off we have to. All right. Jay, you, you might have won this round. I don't know. Thank you. I believe it's a good show. It's a great show. Not my taste. Not your taste. Why would a great show not be your taste?

I saw one guy in the reply is sum it up perfectly. And it was, uh,. Yeah. But that doesn't he got. What about now? It's on its own max. Political through. No. Yeah. Yeah. House of cards is a. I'm not into political dramas of any. House of cards is a true drama. House of cards is a true story though I think. House of cards is really good. Game of throons is like political drama. Yeah. House of cards. I think. I think I'm just going to say West Wing in a loud sentence in a second here so they know we're still... And that's why people, the West Wing? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Good, good move. That was a good move. I can't believe it. Yeah, the debate. Yeah, the debate. I didn't see a second was there did did DT say something about

Eatin dogs. Yeah, yeah, they're eating dogs I think the Haitians are eating dogs. Yeah, they're eating dogs and cats. It's brutal. No. Can't be eating dogs. Yeah, how did he say how did he say that is like they're eating dogs? It's like they be eating dogs. Yeah. Yep. How did he say? How did he say that? It's like they're eating dogs. I'm pretty sure. In Ohio? I think in Ohio, they're eating one also or Dayton.

They're eating dogs. Are they? Yeah, it's a good thing you got out. Yeah, that's why I could sense that blow up. Yeah, yeah, my dog was... He's a survivor. Yeah, yeah, he has no idea how close he was getting eaten. I don't think they're leaving. I think they're just entertaining themselves. That's fine.

I'm going to pause tomorrow morning, I think. to thrown. What's he getting? Nicky I've been thinking about getting another cat. Oh yeah, I know I shouldn't but my cat seems depressed Oh, we'll go for it. We'll go for it together because we were just on the pages yesterday Really? I think you got confused we were talking about pets. Pet's so are just how cats are just Just a we're talking about animals. We're talking about animals that will love you. Yeah. Oh, everyone else has to take in my dog and have opinions about my dog and see my dog and enjoy my dog. Jake mouth like cats. About the lie.

Cats will steal a baby soul. Yeah, they suck out their last breath. My cat did chug out of the toilet the other day and then he vomited all over my new yellow couch. Oh, that's fun. But at least you were able to play catch with him later. That's true. He does sort of. No, no, no. I love when I love when cat people do that when they're like, yeah, my cat is actually like almost a dog. Why would I would just get a dog?

Why would I want to play catch? I don't play catch with a dude. Having a cat is the... I'm not at my home. Right now. I wouldn't be, I'm relaxing on the couch watching my favorite show in the world. I don't want to go outside and play catch with anything. If I sat down on your couch with a tennis ball and started throwing it to myself, we would end up playing catch. Yes. You're right.

That's just how catch starts. You're right. Someone has a ball and you say, hey, throw that to me. And then it's catch. Yeah, it would be fun. Yeah. Oh, we lost one. Yeah. Those walkers.

Just can hold their attention long. Just came back to work. I think Jacob could stay out here for the entire show. Mm-hmm. Well, that's the West Wing. That's the thing about the West Wing. That's right. Page, you're dismissed. All right. So what else?

Jacob just gonna stand there. I'm sure called on the keeper. I'm not making eye contact with him. Is he looking right at me? Yeah, I think so. Trying to make eye contact with anybody. He's looking at every eye in the room. Actually, I think he's supposed to be editing a video for Kyle and I. Oh, yeah Really what? Are you a third base coach now? What was that? Oh, you can hear us that clearly. Well, you can hear everything we were saying?

Right now I can when I'm listening. That makes sense. Right now, can you hear this? Is Malisek teaching you something right now? Yeah, Scram. All right, Scram. Wait, hold on here. Stop that.

Well, uh. You were in the kitchen talking to a bunch of people. You weren't learning from Malisek? I was earlier, yes. And then I went upstairs. Malisek was teaching me how to green screen at it. You were eating a beef jerky stick. You were eating a beef.

This is quite a showdown. It's like a showdown. It's like an episode of West Wing. Are you actually working on something or are you just learning the green screen edit? Right now I'm scrubbing the board. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, super, super, super. I wanted to see your green screen edit skills.

Yeah. Lean. Learn how to do Costco green screens. Me and Tommy got something cooking shows true me do yeah yeah why not yeah I don't yeah I don't think that was actually pretty good job I it would be stupid to have other people do tricks right I don't think anybody else could is that the only trick I don't think I don't think we're in an office with people that tricks. Doug! Doug! Come here!

No way, Doug has a trick. Give us a trick. Doug, do a trick. Doug, do a trick. All right, Doug. All right, Doug. All the tri-due. All the trick? Probably people who have tricks. I can put my arm behind my knuckles. Oh. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah, that's about it. I'm gonna send the email. Cody, do a trick. I'll just figure out you could do that, Kate. Do a trick, Cody. Board in class. Oh, good cartwheel. Oh, good cartwheel. Remember what a chokehold

this had on everybody? Hold on. Wait for it. Oh yeah yeah yeah dude. She's gonna do it. She's gonna there we go. Yeah that was sick. Yeah that's a good trick. That wasn't great though. No. I just sent an email if you have a trick of any kind please come to the yak a sap. Okay, this is good. Remember armpit farts? You should uh... I can't do them. You should have attached a Lego with big tits. Ah, Dave probably wouldn't have liked that. Is he on those the Chicago? I think so. I promise Connor, okay, I don't want to bring that back up. What? I promise Connor he wasn't. What don't want to bring up. Connor sending the Lego woman with big tits to the horse. Wildly inappropriate. Yeah, don't bring that up. We shouldn't bring that up. Has anyone broken through TJ to Bernstein?

I think he's got a call shut off again. God damn it. There's a, it's going to have to happen eventually. They have to take calls eventually. We've got to be more calculated with how we diss him. Instead of just blindly saying, fuck you, he knows that's part of the Barstall crew. We got to be like, hey, Bernsey, you ran about George McCaskey was spot on.

Unbelievable stuff. Just wish you would lotion your neck more. It's been hard to watch. I like that. So really get on this. Yeah. All right. Oh. Oh. I mean that's what we asked for. I today. Oh. Oh. Oh. I mean that's what we asked for. It is. I couldn't see what he did. So as I saw it, it's upside down. Oh my God. I don't, I don't know if we want more tricks.

Yeah, that's not. I might have just, try to do the tricks. Yeah, I don't have any tricks. I'm impressed by anytricks. Yeah. Keeping your nose sucked in. I don't have any trick. I'm impressed by any dance sequence. Yeah. Like, do you guys know any? No.

No sequences. Macarena. I'm trying to think if I have a single trick. I don't have a trick. I'm a windshield wiper. shoulder out of joint. What about this? Yeah. Good one. Oh, I can do the bullfrog with the hands. Oh, make your hands look like a bullfrog. Do it.

What do you mean? Hold on. Grabbit. Oh, that's a bullfrog. That's a bullfrog. That's a bullfrog. That just looks like your hands. You guys are jealous. That doesn't look like a bullfow. Oh, okay. Now it looks more like a- Now I can see, Jake, can you zoom in?

I learned this when I worked at the zoo. For the kids? Yeah. Hold on, where do we do? I can't rub it. Oh, rub it. Ribbit. Oh, yeah.

That's a pretty good three waves. I can just do this. Yeah, just make it a... Oh yeah, Mark can kind of do it. Oh wow, I can't do that. I can do anything on my tongue. No? Jay? What are you doing? What is he doing? What's he doing? What is he doing? Taco time? One day he'll learn to turn the mic on. Andize what he's doing just curling it nice look at that that's the last thing she sees anymore carmels come in jay yes I actually was reached out to buy a caramel dealer or person dealer person or dealer? Meet me out back.

I don't know. They own a caramel apple business and they have individual wrapped caramels too. But we agree they're going to send them next week because it's corn week right now for me. Oh yeah. Have you shit? I have not. I'll let you guys know when I do. Please don't send us pictures. Are you? I want one. I do. I do. So shout out happy apples in Missouri. Are you enjoying corn? Yeah, good. I like corn. So we'll see. I grilled it last night. It's okay.

What does your wife say? I just told her,'t worry about it like don't worry about it. He came back with a bunch of corn. Don't worry about it. I'm having trouble deciphering what is the appropriate like meal serving size if you're only eating corn. I think you should have as much as possible. Yeah. After four years. Yeah after four years? and then today I just had Uh, I'm about full like I'd like it was a I think like 15 ounce can a little bit that I was water to eating corn around the clock. What do you mean like every hour? Yeah, like eat some right now. Munchy. I'm like hungry, I'm like pretty full right now.

Oh, nice. We, oh, yeah. Sixth. Disgusting. Discussing. Speaking of Twitter, Doug Winoi caught a big fish last night. Yeah, I texted him good get and he was like, that's the second time.

Oh, people missed it. Doug Winoy got Jamel Hill last night. Yeah, big time. Let's see, let's see it. I was so pumped. I was so pumped. It's so pumped. It's an, it's underrated funny that he chose the name Doug Wanoe because that's one of his friends' names from college. Yes. That guy. Yeah. Successful dude, has kids, my age.

Kamala needs to look good tonight. There are a lot, there are also lots of white athletes. Wait, all right. So Jamal said I make the case why black athletes should throw their support behind vice president, their opponent, hasn't called them sons of bitches, questions their question their intelligent, doesn't support giving police total immunity. Doug Winoj says, Kamala needs to look good tonight. There are lots, also lots of white athlete voters still available for the taking. Hopefully she wears a dress and loses that pantsuit. I like the fact that she dropped 15 pounds and got a professional makeover. She could still win this. And she quote, treated it.

Why are you the way that you are? Oh, he rocks. He's so good. He's so good. Yeah, he's been on his sexualizing Kamala heater. Oh. That's his workload. You got a trick retirement. That's Kyle's favorite

food. I would like some. I'll take some. Beef tartar. See this is how the universe rewards us. Oh my God. He's brought him beef tartar? Yeah. Last night they stopped me from getting beef tartar. And I want to beef tau. I didn't stop stop, you made me make it sound like, yeah it's true. They said it's a little bit too much. You're right. We had a lot of, why is it too much? We already had oysters and, and anyone not. We had prosciutto, meatballs. Instead of a steak.

No, we had five stea. the tales flowing? There was wine, a couple of bottles of wine. Go to the next one. T.J. I remember this pick dropped and I was like, damn he's skinny as hell. Yeah, I was when I was like, I was like, I'm good. Also, Connor Griffin lost his arms in last year. Yeah, we didn't talk about it. Look at that. Armless. He cannot take a normal picture. Uh-uh. This guy. He's a good looking guy. Yeah. Yeah, what ended up happening with that picture where he was translucent? He's just translucent? Oh, yeah. So he was like desaturated in 2D. That was. That was the most insane picture I've ever seen. It's mind-blowing to look at. Clear yourself. That's a phantom.

How is that possible? That's like a hologram. Yeah, that's like mad dog next to like a memory. Oh, no, yeah, that's not mad dog. Mind-blown? Oh my god. That's not mad dog. That's not mad dog.

That's a friend named Mac. . That's that's Mac. Who's back? Mad Dogs friend. She has a friend named Mac that looks just like her. Whoa. That's what they've been telling me. I don't believe it either. You're a, he's a ghost. I want to go out with the young crew one, one day. I don't think they went out.

They just sat in a porch. No, they're out. That's somebody's apartment, isn't it? Yeah, but that's still out. It's out. Like, they're drinking. You don't know, you don't know, you even know what out is. You've been out of the game so long. I ain't trying to go out. Can we make that, can we cut him out and make him a transparent PNG so people at home?

Oh, no, no, he's been a. workers eating lunch. One Saturday we got to just go out. Yeah. One Saturday we got to go out. Where are we going out to? I don't know with the youngsters? Yeah, the youngsters just do it once. I don't think the youngsters want us to go out. I think one Saturday we're just like, hey, we're doing it. We're going to be uncomfortable around you guys. We gotta ask what if we make the rule that they can now It's just work that stipulation they might be you're fired unless you're yourself. Yes

Yeah, I should ease it up a little you no longer have a job unless you're where we're gonna go out. Okay, well, how about we just do a team dinner because the yack hasn't done a dinner ever. Yeah, I'm mostly sports guys well, I know I'm mostly sports guys. Well, we did. I know, that's what I'm saying. Since then. Yeah, I mean, I've taken everyone to Labor and I was amazed. That was amazed. No, I only went once. I took people twice. Yeah, you took Nate once. He was not on the yuck.

Yeah, I think thatickets me and two of the neighbor ladies for, there's this dance club in Chicago called like Early Birds Dance Club. And it's like a club party from 530 p.m. to 9 to all the people? And we got tickets to the Halloween bash. Two neighbor ladies? Who are these? I? Um, small pussy, Shelley. Okay. And, uh... I like her. Yeah, we're into that. We're into that.

But yeah, I think I have two friends and we're going to this like early birds. It's like, club for old ladies. And I'm really excited. What's the other friend? Uh, lesbian, the. Oh they're both fat as fuck. Oh they're both disgustingly fat. Like what, 115, 120? Yeah. So I'm excited. I feel very excited. What do you mean it's for old ladies? Yeah. It's not necessarily for old ladies, but it's for like I would like to go out and party but I can't be out till 2 a.m. I am today and I can't be super fucked up from the kids. Is there alcohol? At least I'm saying that on camera.

Oh yeah. Okay. It's a party. It's a club and it's like ladies only. So none of you people messing up our vibe. I don't want to say right now. I don't think I'd want to go. No, you can't fire me.

You can't fire me. ladies on the cat ladies only day dance party you're missing out we're gonna let loose no I'm not you also don't want to go out you just want to go out you don't you don't want to go out on the second you asked what you're like we're gonna start pregame at 1130 I want that no you don't oh my god yes I do you you want that I have not done that in forever. Let's do bottomless brunch. Dan, college football exists. I understand. I'm not saying a bottomless brunch. I have not gone out and got fucked up on a Saturday in forever and I now am living the life where I see other people do it and I'm jealous. Why don't you will do a bottomless brunch and then you roll up to the streams hammered. I also am

saying this I'm literally going to the Wisconsin game with my friends on Saturday. There we go. Getting drunk. But I do want to do that. I want to do that. I don't. One time? No. There was nothing o'clock being like, I'm out. Yeah, going to go home. And then at seven o'clock having a crippling wave of anxiety and really hating yourself. Oh. Yeah. It's worth it. Do you guys go out? If I do, it's during the day.

they. Right. We go out. Tides, you don't go out during the day? I'll do a boozy brunch from time to time. That's about it. Yeah, I want that. I'll do that. You know what?

We call a guy. Two mimoses. Two mobosses. T. TJ, how does it work? How does it work with the young? How does the text text chain? I'm on tip, and like, there's group chats. That's where Connor, Connor Griffin is at the center of like three of these groups.

I, Connor, get in here. See the social butterfly? I think he is, he's like the glue, he's a glue guy. He's a glue guy. We need a, we need a dinner guy. We need like, yeah. I realize also what I'm about to do with Connor and question him, I'm giving off big-time cop narc energy. Yeah.

Just being like, explain to me how you go out. They won't be able to act themselves around you. Explain, how does this go down? Put me on this. I don't want to be on the group text. Oh yeah. Yeah, we do. We need a to there at seven. Francis was that for us in New York. Yeah.

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I sent an email to the entire office being like, show us your tricks and all we got was solely flip his life. I left. We're a trickless crew. No tricks. That was it. You have left it up to them. You should have said, get down here and do a trick.

I said, you said, everyone come to the yack and is a talentless office. Yeah. Connor. Hello. I don't want to come across as a Nark or a cop. Yeah. That's not a good start. That's not a good start. What do I say? Not that.

Connor. Hello. Want to hang out? I'd love to. How do you, how do we decide who we're hanging out with and where we go? There is a usual crew of some of the younger people. Although I think there is a distinction between, like I'm 24 and we have like people who are like 25 and under and then there's like a 25 and over crowd. And sometimes we mix. How many crews do you belong to?

Me? Not maybe. Wait, there's a 25 and over? It's like the McCarthy and Tom Lay. They're the 25 and older? Yeah. And Max and all them and Hague. Yeah, and then under would be like Connor.

That's a company group. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say that's the 25 to 30 group. Are you in the group? Yeah. It's a little bit fragmented, but yeah. And sometimes we mingle, yeah, total. Yeah, three total. It's the best we all get together. Like 30 plus, like I'm not going Well, the main priority is football. So we try and figure out like what games are going on and like where we want to be for what

games. So like last Saturday, the picture with Mac, shout out to Mac. We were just like drinking summer juice and we were just on a porch. Summer juice. What's summer juice? It's drinking summer juice on the porch. Yeah, summer juice is the best. It sounds incredible.

We can't drink it anymore though because it's not some. It wasn't summer last Saturday. Well, technically we have until. Summer juice isn't that good. Oh, have you had it? It's like generic a cowboy cullade. Okay. So there are a couple different names. Are you talking like jungle? There you go. But no, we were drinking that as like a pregame.

What time? This was after the noon slate. So Penn State game had wrapped up. I then met up with them. And then we were watching Notre Dame. the TV outside, we were watching that game, and then it was right around the end of that game, where we moved to Old Crow, and then we were watching Ohio State and it was a beautiful day.

The vibes were immaculate. Were you buzzing? Yeah. Pretty heavy? No, not really. Because again, I'm mainly focused on the football, and then the social component is just a nice added benefit. Yeah. But mainly I'm just there to like. Who's the ringleader of your crew? Who decides like, hey, we're going, we're going to do the summer drinks with Mac? It's either Zupi or Mad Dog.

So how would you fall Big Cat into this crew on a random Saturday? But in a natural way that doesn't change the vibe. Would you act different if Big Cat was there? No, I mean Mark's wedding, I acted not different at all. No, that's true. Your shirt was off in seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be pure pressured, you know, whatever way.

So yeah, no, I don't think that would be a fly on the wall of the young crew for like two hours. Yeah, no, that'd be totally fine. You have to show up drunk and a little bit sloppy. Yeah? Get them, yeah. No, I think that would make them uncomfortable. You don't think that help him relax? I don't know. I'm getting the... Yeah, that's what I want. The group chat is actually blowing up right now. I was just taking, checking my phone. the crew. Matt Mack is very excited. Who's that? About what? Front middle? Just to possibly have you a part of the crew? Be part of the crew. Oh, that's Blake. Yes, Blake.

He's a good looking dude. It is. Is Lucas weird when he goes out? Yeah. No, Lucas is great to be around. Yeah, that's not true. No, I love hanging out. That's a big giant share. What is that? That's a big horse. That's a horse, yeah. No, Blake is a great addition.

He just moved here. He's like our A1 if we were going out, like that's the guy. You go to Blake? Well, because he's, he's good looking. That's our bait. Yeah, he's the rowdy one? Who's the? Honestly, probably me. In terms of like being rowdy. Yeah. I start dancing. Who's pukin? Who boo's too much in his pukin? Nobody. That's the thing. Again,

we're mainly there at Old Crow because it's in Ohio State bar and it killed me to be there, but they wanted to watch the Ohio State game and I was okay fine, whatever. But anyway, we were focused on football and then we have beers and drinks as like a supplement to that. I mean, I used to do this when I was in my 20s. Yeah, sounds beautiful. Like we're not trying not going out of our way to do it, but there have been times where yeah, like we'll be like, there would be a group of girls that are right next to us or whatever and what interact with them, but not really like a whole lot.

On a football Saturday. I'd like to do no flirting. I'd like to just need to make out with these girls we need to like yeah yeah these girls I don't think I'd make it weird I don't think so either so five of those guys standing around being like oh we got to make out with we I was here just to watch football but god damn and now I got to make out of these girls sometimes you do need fuck. I know you're a proponent of making out just to let everyone know that you're there. Right you got to yeah. Going

out with like six guys and they're all French and at the same time. A rush. One of my one of my favorite moments on the show is when KB was asking about the white party and he goes did Michael Ruby even make out there? What's the point of having the party? That was pretty good. That was all right. Yeah, no, it's a funny moment. All right, so sign me up for a two be determined. Okay. I want to just go for a half.

I think you need to have six beers. Titus, you need to come with you. I would love All right. Is this like a, does the slate determine when you do this? Like is there, what if the slate is too good of football games? Then, good question. What if it's like too good? What if it's like we're getting distracted now because we're making out? Like, need to watch the football.

October 12th, I imagine we will not be on their own, you know, doing their own thing. But for these early weeks where it's a lot of out-of-conference games. That's when I get added to the group text. What? October 12th when it's like, hey, I think I'm just going to watch my myself and be like, yeah, I was thinking the same. Yeah, I can Illinois to be that great. Oh, and you'll always remember where you were and who you were with. Drinking summer juice, yeah. What a memory.

Oh, you were there for Northern Illinois beating them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something. A lot of celebrations. I think it is also, there's something about like bouncing around bar to bar, and it's just like, man. And that's the main thing. Could I, could I come and not drink? Yeah.

No, none of no. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, no, no, no. Well, I'm not making the rules here. Is it like a kickback? The main thing? Or is it like someone's bringing a tray full of shots at... No, no, no, no, no. Would I be able to... Would it be a buzzkill if I brought a kid?

Oh my god, yes. Okay, all right. I don't have any more. No, because they could ask. The girls in the group'm not going to. Okay. And I'll skirt away for an hour. All right. Just a, just a hang.

And then I'll go back to what I do on Saturdays. Yeah. The main thing as you just said, Bicket was that this is like a great time of year. Obviously the summer is the best. the best time. Chicago, you just want to be out and like experiencing stuff. I won in this non-negotiable, it has to wait until it's sweatshirt weather. I'm not going out in a t-shirt. That's fine. I refuse.

Yeah, sure. Because that will be, I'll instantly regret standing in a crowd of people with just a t-shirt on. That's fair. Yeah, no, KB. You look directly at my toons. I know and I'm saying I think, yeah, no, I don't even see a belly anymore. I see loose shirt. That is so normal. Yeah. That's normal. That's normal. That's a good build. Nice size, dude. It does sort of wrinkle that's your chest. There's a little ruffle at the... Are you holding back at all? I think he's, I think he's pushing out a little bit to make a little worse. He doesn't have a belly and he's embarrassed about it. Yeah. Where'd your belly go?

Where'd it go? It's not there. Are you on the O? Oh, he's on the O? . Would you be disappointed? I wish I was on the O because I've actually been lifting, I would tell you, I've been lifting and eating clean during the week and it sucks. I've also ate five pounds since the season started so it's five? It's all coming back.

It goes away in the summer and then it comes back. That's just how it goes. Right now. I'm Oprah. Yeah, you're a flexed. . Yeah. . what I do. Yeah. What's Oprah looking like now? Good Oprah. I haven't seen it. She's on

the old big time. She's doing the AI, the artificial intelligence thing, right? That's the smartest thing. She's doing like some special? I got excited. Oh yeah, I saw that. I was like, oh shit, we're getting a special episode of Oprah. Wasn't she at the, she was the in's the convention. That's the last time we've seen her right? Yeah. I remember Dave once said that to me and it was it was really mean, but it was also very true I like I was in one of my life for 40. Yeah. How much time do you have until that? Six months, five months. It used to be like a cross fit or I don't think you're going to get the best shape of your life.

What if I do? to do testosterone. I do. No, you won't likethe I'm the reviews are Incredible. What are the downsides? I think you have to stay out for the rest of your life Yeah, if you get off him, you're probably you die. You'll depressed. I met a guy when we were out in testosterone don't need it anymore. That's why I want to like save it. Yeah. But is there like anger or aggression that comes with more? I don't think so. I think you just fuck more. People say.

That's what all the UFC fighters are on until like 2015. And you're just like you're in better shape. And you have more energy. It's pretty much. your body's natural ability to make testosterone so that's why you have to stay on replaces it with a synthetic or like whatever the medicine so yeah you're signing up for life higher yeah if you get off at your testosterone drops dramatically yeah yeah that's why I don't think I want it I don't think I'll think I will think I will be a touch I will? I thought it was me and you're out. You said you didn't want to go. I thought it was this whole thing's right for me and you. Fine, you're more than invited, but you didn't want to go.

I'm not common, Brandon. I'm not common. That's crazy. You know, that's crazy. You know, no, no. The one before we went to the Creed concert was crazy, too. That was more so just the lighting. It's all the lighting. I make my eyes bigger at first, like hopefully before the person takes the photo,

because I realize I squint too much when I smile. You have quick eyes? So I try and open them up real big before the person takes the picture. So they catch it on the come down. They, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then it always, it always happens where people snap an early pick and then that's the one that's used. That's not bad right there. It's just not a half. Your arms. I have no arms. That's, yeah, that's an issue.

Where is your right. It's, yeah, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's terrible, that's... Find the Creed one. There we go, they fixed. Thank you very much, thank you. That just was terrible the way the sun hit me in that very moment. That bit not being mad dog is the craziest part of the night out. Yeah, yeah, it's Mac. Shout out, Mac. I'll take. their, I gotta figure it out. Maybe I'll just go practice in the mirror for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Corey's got a trick. Thanks guys. Oh, you have a trick, Corey. Here we go. Right there. What? I'm gonna pick it up. Sorry?

What? What? What? ? . 1980 holds two NCAA Division one for points in the game one for distance former nickname of the mule only pro-athlete to come out of car county hide what hell of a bottle American yeah yeah that's a finchura yeah that was awesome yeah he's doing the big eye they caught him big eye in. Every picture of Connor is crazy. Crazy. He's a handsome guy. Yeah, he is. Yes. He just...

His handsomeness to his photogenicness is completely out of whack. Dave, you're photogenic sometimes. You have never had taken an average photo. You have really good ones and some of the most gruesome images I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. There's one I took with Chief Promoting Ugly Sweaters. Uh, last Christmas and if I were dating right now, I would use that as my dating profile. Oh. Yeah. It was the hottest I've ever looked. Would you like get high at night and like kind of like lust over it?

Kind of, yeah. You ever have any of those? Yeah. Yeah, KB all you walking around with your shirt off at camp. Nah, I didn't like that. Oh my God. There were some flaws. Oh, some of us liked it.

Yeah. Me. There's some flaws. It is funny that I'm doing this whole thing with Connor and them and I'm literally doing it with my friends this weekend. Yeah. So I'm going to come back on Monday and I'm like, I don't want to ever go out again. Yeah. It's just been a long time since I've gone out. I do it probably like four times a year and one of them is happening this Saturday.

Are you doing it normally like do you have like a private area? No, I mean, we're just going up, we're tailgating, we're going to the game, telgating after the game, like I'm gonna have a great Saturday, and then I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be hung over and I'm like, never do that again. So I'll probably go out with Connor and his crew in a month. A month, I was just a month. is when I'll be ready for it. Next summer. Yeah. They'll scratch my it this weekend. Yeah.

Just hanging out. You're going to tailgate. Tailgate. Go to the game and then what? Tailgate. You taill gate after? Yeah. Post gaugate.

Yeah, you've got to. . the took. . down beats the traffic you know you know yeah you let the traffic dispersed yeah you fire up the grill again and it's the right amount so you grill again yeah wait that's a mate especially if it's like a noon game oh yeah it's an 11 a.m. game so we'll tell you for a couple hours flop into a chair and just let the whole buddy has an RV we're gonna go up yeah, that's right. Yeah, and then and then probably head back around like 3 o'clock. I assume it's this way I can't handle but like at Ohio Stadium there's a bunch of people that don't go to the game. They're just like, yeah, they're right outside the big TV. Right outside the stadium.

Yeah. I like tailgate more than the game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just the RV part this weekend. Well Alabama has the biggest RV army in the world. But we have a spot. You have a spot. Okay. Right next you have a spot. Okay. Oh yeah. Make sure we have a spot. Oh, I got a spot. Oh, I got a spot. Don't let an Alabama person parking your spot. Because they'll take over. They're awful people. It's my spot for me right there right there. That's a great spot couldn't be closer to the game good spot Brandon this pisses me off maybe it will to you too. Yeah, it does. Why is Tennessee hosting Kent State? Because you got to fill out a schedule and they only have how many home games do they have a year? Kent State in week three. Oh, it's actually waste of a Saturday. It's actually good for Kent State. Yeah, for Tennessee, like their culture, their home. No, you gotta get the easy wins. They already did whoever in week one. They gotta get to practice games. They gotta- No, you don't need one.

They don't need to be a much better teams. Yeah, but thi's a terrific opportunity for their're missing the point KB. Every when you're a big college program or a coach you need at least two gimmies. So that way as a fan I would not want. But that way you can always get to like if you win four or five games you can be over 500 like real games. Yeah. They just get the gimmies. The path to Bowline Disability is four for non-conference and's almost impossible. You got to be really bad to not get it. Yeah. Really fucking bad. Now it's even five wins is a bowl for a lot of teams. Yeah. So five and seven's in. Yeah. I don't know. They probably shouldn't. But that's the world with it. That'll be like Memphis. Play Memphis. Oh, they're terrified to Memphis. Memphis beat Peyton Manning and I don't think they've played them since. They're terr- all these teams like Alabama's terrified to play like UAB and Troy. And there's no reason for them to be scared of it, but the downside if they lose is gigantic.

Yeah, you either do a home and home against a big dog. Like Alabama is coming to Wisconsin this year. We're going to Tuscaloosa next year. Yeah. Or you do the non-competit team. Or you do the neutral site game, which a lot of teams do. They'll play like in Atlanta or Dallas. Like Georgia's really nice. They play neutral site games in Atlanta. Yeah, that's really nice. Yeah, or LSU plays neutral sites in New New Orleans. Yeah. Dave. Hi Dave.

Hello. Google. Tell us what you know about Google. Not a whole lot. Yeah. We thought you were an expert. What do you think Google does? It's a search engine. You can type that. Well, obviously, that's what Google is. Everything else beyond Google. Are we talking like Android? Gmail? Gmail? Y-Mail?

Yeah. I didn't know they own YouTube to be honest. their 18 years. Yeah. A lot of divisions. Not just a search strip. Yeah. I am aware.

And why did you think? Oh, geez. Oh, it does well. That's, no. That's, not bad for a little Chicago startup. Yeah. Yeah. That's a little mom and pop shop.

It's like J.P. Graziano. Apple. Amazon Apple. Amazon's like J.P. Graziano. Yeah. Amazon, Apple? Is Amazon bigger? Amazon Apple? Amazon's not right. I don't know if they're bigger or not. Microsoft? I don't know.

Yeah, did a part of you think I'm not going to come into work today? No, not at all. This is what you think you're not going to come into work today with shit on your shoes? Shit on my shoes? Yeah, why do you have shit on your shoes? There was a trail, a dog shit leading from your desk into the Chicago room. Is that a possibility? It is a possibility. Or there's shit on my shoes. There's not shit on your shoes, to my knowledge. Look, from the Chicago studio, right to your desk No

Hmm Hmm Could no it could it could no one knows how that got there Big John was talking about it this morning, too. What was he saying? Maybe he was the one who dragged in the dog shit. It's coming straight from your seat. I don't go straight to your seat. I don't fucking know. I don't have dog shit though. I wore these shoes yesterday too. I can't wear my maxes anymore. They're fucked up. Why can't wear your maxis? They fucked up my heel. The souls on maxes are trash. They're like insol.

I think you're just walking wrong. I don't know. I thought I did wear these shoes yesterday though. What? What is happening? We're not ruling them out. You could have stepped in dog shit from... There's... Stepping in dog shit doesn't take a long time. No, it doesn't. Also the shit might all be human, I guess. Or mud? Could we play the Meek Phil clip? It's my one-one clip. It's my one-one clip. No, it's the who put this dog shit here? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. As he was getting a heated debate about like the Oakland A's or something. Whose dog was it again?

Snapchat, Steve's? Oh, it was Steve's? Yeah. No, I was Steve's. Okay. It was the, the Bernie's mountain dog that came into the office. Oh, that was. That girl, what's it?

Oh, it wasn't. Way more about resigning him next year. I want to guarantee that. What the fuck? Who put this dog shit in? Yeah. What the fuck? The sentence. Who put one question? Who can this?

Like it was a person. Someone made a conscious ever to just place the show. Alright, so did you get a lot of people telling you what Google is? Uh, that was in the middle of bait, so I was like, I just ignored it. Google Maps, Dave. Yeah. I understand Titus. I don't remember your, like, Google, like, Google, everything.

EGooGoo everything. Everything. Everything. This is something that, I, when we were recording yesterday, I had driven past. I'm like, that is a big fucking office building. I wonder what they do all day. And in my head, I'm like, it's just a fucking, I obviously know the wide branch, like all the branches of Google, not all of them, but it's a large company that isn't just a search engine. I said that just partially so people will rip on me. I didn't think people actually not understand understand that I was intentionally just neglecting, like I said, I didn't even know YouTube, but Google

Maps and Gmail. What's he saying? He's speaking in circles. He's speaking in circles. Yeah. Well said. You did it as a transcript. Can we get a transcript of that? You did it because you believed in it but you did it? I was just fucking around. Of course, of course, it's more than- You were not fucking around. You had your stern, but your earnest voice on. Get that whole thing, that was your own voice.

Shoeh, that was your own voice. Shied and dead. the dead. It's gonna be like the uncle on. You know, yeah, he's a pedophile, I know. And dead, right? Pedophile and dead. Dead, two worst things to be. Uh, alive, a live pedophile. Yeah, a live pedophile is the worst. I like my pedophile's dead. Uh, you know about, like, you had that one game time ad where you were blackout drunk

and you're like, you can get the it was a Northwestern game. You did a game time ad for Northwestern game. You got Eddie did this to me the other day at Camp Barstool when you guys were playing your werewolf game whatever it was called. He's like Dave was on fucking Mars. You just did it blackout drunk. If you can remember, you don't remember it. you don't remember it. I do remember it. What did you say? It was a game time, man. I don't know what I said rebut them. What did you say you remember every video? What did you say five minutes ago?

Nothing I wasn't talking for you. You probably were. But... But if it's just me talking, that's going to be bad for me. Exactly five minutes. And I'll concede. Five minutes from when they said that? Yeah. It's going to be me. It's going to be you.

Oh no. Go exactly five minutes back. Okay. So that's... Shit on my shoes? Yeah, whythat's... Shit on my shoes? Yeah, why do you have shit on your shoes? There was a trail of dog. Oh!

Oh, no! Dave. Damn it! That was actical. Hey! Dave, you fucking God his ass. Can I get it, dub? Uh, the d'u.

A dog shit on my shoes. Dub. I'll just accept it Nick, thank you. Also, dub, I don't have dog shit on my shoes. Dub. Dub. Had dog shit on your shoes. It's all on the carpet now. So, Danny Lance warned me what I was coming down here for. I assumed it was the Google thing, but then he's like, there's dog shit on your shoes.

My heart sank to my fucking nut sack. I thought I was dragging dog shit without having any click. I thought it wasn't dragon dog shit. Oh man, I love you Dave. Yeah. I did do that recording one of our like first ever redline radio episodes at Carl's old actual office building. Didn't know I had dogs. We sit down to record me we're in legit a 10 by 10 room in a high rise downtown Chicago, before we had the insurance off-season, even. And we hit play or record or whatever. What smells like fucking shit?

I had dog shit on my shoes and I tracked it everywhere in this office building. So I'm sitting there, it was a nice and off office building where they had like mouthwash and cutips and other toiletries in the bathroom the bathroom. So I'm sitting there with cutips just trying to scrape it out of like the little cracks in the bottom of the shoe. It was bad. So I thought that was like round two of it. I'm looking at your shoes.

So yeah somebody had dogs. talking about it I smell dog shit but I don't have dog shit I'm good no you don't have dog shit oh you know what it's not me not me it's really nothing worse step did you did you did you wash your shoes no I did it it is going right to your desk it is going right to my desk yeah but that is a high traffic someone someone framed you not in that exact line right to your a high traffic area. Someone, someone framed you. Not in that exact line, right to your desk. From the Chicago studio to your desk. Did you get inside the studio to go all the way to his chair and there? Me? You think I did this? No, no. I'm asking.

When you saw the trail, did it go all the way in the studio to his chair in there. No, it kind of it kind of faded away. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. We'll never know. Okay Dave, thank you as always. You're the best. As always. As always. As always. I got concert. Lovely. For me and Dave in November. Yes, where? The Vic I believe? Nice. I don't know. I guess me and Dave in November. Yes, where? The Vic, I believe? Or maybe? Nice. I don't know. I guess I should have said what?

Speaking of concerts. Yeah. What? What? What? What? Yeah. Goose?

Yeah. Goose? Yeah. That's gonna be awesome. Yeah, I've become Mincy's jam band guy. Yeah, yeah, goose He's probably a good time to go to that. What's uh, what's goose? It's a jam band. It's the jam band. It's the jam band. It's the jam band scene. Yeah, they're. And Hank is, Hank's in the mix too. Yeah, Hank, Hank's a champion guy too. You ever could something up, I don't know. What makes a band, a jam band? They fucking just jamming it. Long, songs. Start a song and you just don't know when it's gonna end.

And they all sound the same? What are you doing with balls? Yeah, let's see. Yeah. With two or... Going with three? All right. That's fine. All right. Nice, Matt. Oh, you lunges. See?

All right. Holy shit. Wow. I understand why your standards is so high now. Juggling looks really hard. Hope that doesn't make you hate me. That's all the day went. He's locked in on something else. He's locked in on something else. Yeah. That's all all right. Yeah, good work. I was all right. I was like, thank you.

Let me get that tennis ball. I'll take one of those balls as well. Yeah, I'll take the other. Can you drop it, circle around and catch it? What do you mean? Drop it straight down and you got a circle under and around and catch it from the top. I can't do it. Close.

Is that a reflexes thing? What are those balls? I think it's a practice lacrosse balls. Oh. Good balls. I want to throw it at my ass as hard as you can? On the court? Yeah. Let's do it. It's gonna hit lower back and hurt him.

You hit ass? Oh, yes. Look at that thing. What an ass on that man. Here it comes. Oh! Wow. That was good. That was a good tham good. That was a damn good.

That was perfect. Yeah. Wait, I want to do it to Kyle. Yeah, do it to Kyle. That was, yeah. Yeah. That was, yeah. That was exactly as ever to tell.

Yeah, I got nervous when he said he's not going to be able to hit him. Wait, should we do a competition? Like if you miss his ass, you're out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Where were you from? Uh, it was like the green.

Uh, no, it was too hard. Look out, Loki. Oh, all right. Nick's still in. I was old. I'm still in. He wasn't a hold. Kyle's gonna have a hurt ass. Yeah. I'll send an email to the office.

All right, it's out. Brandon, get up there. It's fun. It is really fun. Nick you're still in. I am still in. Oh! Tidious is out. Damn. Have you done this before? Uh, all the time yeah, same okay actually with Kyle too. Look at that Oh, that was perfect And his ass is so firm. Yeah, I don't know I got distracted No, all right me versus Nick. Let's go Sorry, I don't eat mono

If we both miss we're back in yeah Had this to the gauntlet. You have to get a guy on the butt, but. I just threw my arm out of socket. Really? I kind of did too. I just ruined my ass. That's ass. Does I look like ass?

I don't know. I don't know. Now that you do that,that doesn't that's the border. I think that might not be ass. I think you've got to go again. Call to waltz, do it again. I'm done. Everybody gets my shoulder. I'm a shoulder.

My shoulder is. My shoulder is. My arm is tingling. Yeah. I twisted a borderline ass shot. Yeah. Yeah, if you direct it you win. Wait if he doesn't hit do you win? I know I don't think so. Okay. I think we're gonna count as no ass. All right. Ah! That's almost whole. Nick you're good at this. Yeah.

Okay. Shade, you have that transcription? Nobody gets balls to ass like terrani. No, no, no. I want to let him in jacket. This is this is very difficult. I'm close. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. I think Kyle popped it out a little bit more for me. The first one for Dan was the most popped ass I've ever seen. Okay. Yeah, there is no. You're ass good? Yeah, it feels fine.

Uh, the chat was broken, T. Uh, the chat was broken T. Yeah, I think YouTube's entire chat system died for like five minutes. Because there's not enough Google employees. Yeah, it's really what it all th to. Yeah. They're all on break in Chicago. I used, did you guys used to think that life was black and white before color TV? Yes. When I watch Pleasantville. Yeah, but as like when you're like when you're little, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like I can't, I can't understand colors in like the Civil War.

Exactly. Yeah. Wait. Did you guys? It was no way it was sunny. Any of you have black and white TV? There was no sunny, I did. I had a tiny little tb. Okay. Yeah. I had a little black and white TV ever? No. No. No. No. You did? I did. I did. I had a tiny little black and white TV until like nine years old. Ours is part of like a radio, I feel like. You had the antennas, it was like this big. We have the color TV in the living room and the black and white TV. We're really deep ourselves right now. We had to get up and physically to change the channel like had to walk over than you. What? About out in the country we had what's called a party line. All the phones in every house for a neighborhood were connected to one phone line. Oh. And if you picked it up somebody was talking you couldn't use the phone. What? You all shared a phone. Yes. That was a thing.

The other one that's gone now, obviously, is the telephone line for your teams for rainouts What was that if there was a rain out? There was a list and they would call one person and that person would then have to call the next person Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, temperature, so that's how you could check what time it was. What? If you were at, and indisposed didn't have a clock, you'd be indoors. I'd call for the scores, it's still scores. The time and temperature? That line still works. Wow. Four nine, four, nine, four, nine four, 216. The temperature is 91. I have another one. My dad played fantasy baseball like in like the early 90s. Off a newspaper? They would do, yeah, they would do the draft on an overhead projector and waiver wires you would have to call in every Sunday night. Oh, that's way better. Yeah. Calling in is cool. Yeah. Was fantasy baseball the first fantasy? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, well, just for your base. Because it was just so many stats. But yeah, it was all, like the stats were like home runs, strikeouts, hits. Okay. That was it. It was it. It was it. that's it. that's it. that's it. stall for menu or hold. The temperature is 82. the temperature is 82. the 11th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. I. I. the 11th at 126.

Okay. Nice. I call that all the time. Is that a woman or a automation? It was a different woman. I think the other recording woman died. It's a younger woman now. It used to be an older woman.

Would you guys like listen to radio shows in the house? I would call radio stations like like like enter I'm trying to find the words entertainment radio like it's like a scripted I just listen to a lot of the best radio shows ever the Prairie Home Companion from yeah yeah yeah show was awesome you used to listen a lot of coastal Minnesota thing yeah it was it was a Lake Woobagon. Were the women or... Oh, fuck, what was it? God damn it, that's gonna kill me, I'm gonna have to look it up. I remember it was like, why 100 or something like that, after 1130 at night would have like this sex show where people would call in and blah blah blah, and we would all listen.

thin, that's school bus the next day. I'd be like, did you know you could put a whole fist in somebody's like it was? Sex shit like that? That went out on the radio? It was on the radio. It was late at night. I don't know if they just couldn't say certain words but like it was like a sex show on the radio. Welcome to Lake Wilbogon where all pretty good. All the children are above average. There we go. All right. Does somebody want to read it? Yeah, some dramatically. Titus. I'll do it. This is something that so I, when we were recording yesterday, I had driven past, I'm like, was it, was a big fucking office building? I wonder what they do all day And in my head, it's just a fucking, I obviously know the wide branch Like all the branches of Google, not all of them, but it's a large company that isn't just a search engine

I said that just partially so people would rip on me. I didn't think people would actually not understand that I was intentionally just neglecting. I, like I said, I didn't even know YouTube, Google Maps and Gmail. That's hard. I think it was a double negative there. I didn't think people would not understand. I kind of want to get that frame motivational post. That's beautiful. I'm a smack him. Yeah like the just win. Dave's quote Wow I gotta read that actually what he said yeah up again I noticed in real time he's like he's not going anywhere he's just I don't know what I don't want to cut him off but I was so I when we were so I when we were okay. Yeah we play play it I want to read it I had driven past I'm like that is a big fucking office building I wonder what they do all day and in my head I'm like it's just a fucking I obviously know the wide branch like all the branches of

of good not all of them but yeah it's a large company that isn't just a search engine I said that just partially so people will rip on me I didn't think people actually not understand that just partially so people would rip on me. I didn't think people would actually not understand that I was intentionally just neglecting. Like I said, I didn't even know YouTube, but Google Maps and Gmail. That is what he said. Holy shit! Great job, Jay. Oh my God. Yeah, give it on a poster. I might need to start just reading back all of White Sox Dave in transcript form. He's so much funnier than it's great. It's great. Can we get that on a t-shirt?

Yeah. And can we have it like, just like the letters and the Google pattern of letters on a t-sit shirt? Oh, man. He that's amazing. He's so good. He's so good. We should do a calendar. It's like a beautiful scene but it has that paragraph on it.

Oh yeah. Just a whole book of White Sox. Well let's pair it with that hot picture of him selling the Christmas sweaters. Yeah. Have we found that by the way? No. Yeah, what is this picture? I want the Christmas sweaters. Yeah. Have we found that, by the way? No. Yeah, what is this picture? I want to see this.

If we can find it, TJ. Oh man, White Sox, Dave. What a gem. We need to just start. Yeah. We might have to hire a court stenographer. Oh my God. Follow them around. Imagine if every day at the end of the day like their only job was to just put a stack

of papers on the desk. So we just everything White Sox Dave said today. I actually wait. My friend's wife is a freelance tenographer. Can we hire her for a week? Lives in New York. All right so we need so if you're a stenographer in the Chicago area that's a freelancer I'd like to hire you for an entire week to follow around White Sox Dave and just like everything he does just typing behind him and then just hand us the transcript.

I don't think there's enough money in the world. That might just be our book for Black Friday. A week of Dave. A week of Dave. Yeah. Wow. But I want, I want them to like fall home. Every word he utters for an entire week. I'd read it. A week of Dave. That'll be amazing. Oh shit. That's never been done before. It's never been done. This is a genius idea. I need it. So if you're a stenographer, no stenographer, please hit up Jay.

I will pay you whatever your rate is. You're going to need a team of stenographers. It will be their hardest job ever. And just follow him around. I guess we could follow them around with a camera and then stenographer it. How does the stenographer keyboard? Isn't it like a weird looking keyboard? It's a different keyboard, yeah. You have to go to school for it, I believe.

I've seen it and I still don't, I don't understand at all how that works. Have you seen corded keyboards? It's two different things you hold in your hands and it's like chords on a guitar. You press it down to spell full words. What? What's the fastest we watch to the classrooms these days, the kids doing the math. Oh yeah. What's that?

Yeah, yeah. You're like drinking in weird ways. I don't like it. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I think we should be, maybe we can talk to the fucking Rastafaring guy and you buy the book of Dave and it comes with like a hundred milligram edible and you just live in Dave's brain. But we should also

have Dave reread it for the audio book. Yeah. Oh. Just all his conversations, everything that goes on. Phone calls. He does look good. Oh, he looks pretty good. Oh, he looks good. But is good.

Yeah, it's really good. It's just a good. His face looks very symmetrical, good smile. Yeah, that's great. Chief doesn't look good. Yeah, that's a good pick. Yeah, that nice. That's important. That is important. Yeah. That's a good pick.

He's right. Speaking of that shirt, I just got tickets to the Home Alone. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds amazing. Where? Where? That sounds amazing.

I know. that? that? . to. and then afterwards you guys just talk about the 90s for a while. Oh, with that is awesome. I know. He's doing an indie? He's doing an indie. He's doing a whole tour.

Is he doing one in the tour? Forty-nine states? It's just home alone. Somewhere in Illinois, but me and my cousins are big home alone head, so I have family in Indianapolis, so we're all al d'm torn right now. I know Birdlady is home alone too, but I feel like that's a top option. Or- He buzzes girlfriend.

I know, yeah, that's a frame around? Well, so I literally have, that's the one I have, I was gonna have a frame and then get fake braces ass theater. Oh, you should be Trump. Oh yeah, from the limo. I remember from the, yes, I could. There's a lot of possibilities, but I'm really, like my heart was pounding when I got the tickets for some reason, just to know I'll be that close to him. That's actually awesome. Yeah, I'm excited for it.

Homewomen is such a great. He's uh, he's aged well in terms of like his sanity, right? No, he was off the rocker for a little while he's circle back Yeah, he's good now. He's not he aged poorly for a minute and then he came back to? Yes. Did he? He emancipated himself, I'm pretty sure, because his dad was like stealing all his money. Oh yeah, he's not the Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was like his best friend. Yeah, there was some things. Having to divorce your parents. But I think McCulloch and bullied Michael Jackson. He like pushed him off a high dive.

What? on him. No one tells that part of the story. Yeah, people are hot on it. It's on camera. It was a real dickhead of Michael. McCulloch was actually the one touching Michael Jackson. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was.that where the house is? You're doing, where's Rosemont, Illinois? Yeah, that's here. Oh, I'm an idiot, Benma. You're driving to Indian stuff? I already got the tickets, fuck. Rosemont's right out there.

They were expensive. They were expensive. Yeah, very close. to be damned. Oh, we're gonna have a fun night. The do girls tonight. Are you getting, uh, tides, are you gonna become a DePaul Superfan? Because, did you have a relationship with Holman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll cheer for him for sure. I like him, yeah. I saw the Providence is coming, huh? Yeah, that's cool. He's the interview. Yeah, are you have them on. We Providence Twitter is unmatched. They are crazy. I said, I quoted Rothstein saying the interview and I had like 200 replies within like three minutes of just Providence Twitter.

What are they, what is their sentiment? Like in the off season? They're just always ready. Is this stemming from Ed Cooley stuff or no? They're just, I think they, Is the Ed Cooley stuff died down? No. On Providence Twitter? Yeah. They're just, I think, I think Ed Cooley leaving made Providence Twitter realize the power they have.

Okay. And now they're just a force. I got it. Because remember they did the whole thing where they started the rumor that Ed Cooley was going to resign and it got all the way to Ed Cooley having to be like, I'm not resigning. Right. But it was just started on mine, which is awesome. Do they like try to like... They're basically like an SEC fan base for college basketball? crew for Providence are they yeah to try to reel him in oh yeah kindness and yeah

the Paul should be better it's hard to be worse hard to be worse have they ever been really really good like the years ago 70s 80 yeah maybe the final four and random was coming of age yeah 79 watch that any black and white. I bet I was watching. Nope, nope, I wasn't alive. 79, was that not Magic Johnson? Yeah, I think Larry Birden then beat DePaul to get to the final game. Damn, that's a brutal Final Four to make.

Well again, I completely lost. I wasn't born yet. That's way before my time. 79. I was born about eight days later. Yeah You're born in the 70s? I was born April 13th, 1979 and you know that I don't know why. Damn. Wait, Penn Penn? Penn and DePaul. Oh man, that is. You got just completely. Did they get killed by it? I mean that's a crazy, looking back, DePaul, Indiana State and Penn. Yeah, my bracket's busted. Yeah. What was the final score of that game? I don't know. Larry Bird went off against DePaul. Has there ever been? Oh what? Oh no that's the that's the elite eight when all four teams were

like what the fuck how did these four get here? Oh two years ago right? Yeah. Yucon was there. Oh, DePaul only lost by two? Yeah. I think Larry Bird had like 30. They won the third place game. Yeah, they used to do the third place game. That third place game was awesome. Yeah, I had the over.

They just stopped playing defense. Yeah, I push with the over. I don't know. I like, I swear. Oh, it was too far. I'm not gonna pity you laugh. Unless you want me to. Try to take another shot. There's gotta be security footage of the dog shit, right? Oh, that's a good point. How do you know when it happened? Wasn't there yesterday? Maybe you just didn't notice it until today? Could have been. Yeah, I'd like to find that.

I'd like to find the dog shitter. It's odd. I hope that we find it and it's just what tuxed. Yeah, there's... I don't see it before it's not. It has to be. Yeah, it's almost a the carpet. That's why. But how is it not? Anywhere near a doorway?

Yeah, that part makes no sense. Someone spill something? Did somebody change their shoes at the office? Does somebody put dog shit under Dave's desk? Yeah, this is that would be interesting if they haven't we need to Can we have someone pull the footage? TJ of just his desk for yeah just that area right what's the that's the time range you I mean I guess it would be like what so Oh, yeah, so like nine in yeah nine and 1030 Yep, I don't think anyone else is here early No, not just mince's here, but he wouldn't have gone up there and not a whole lot of people Mincy's got Cooper Manning coming on wake up. No shit. He came all the way over to tell me that

that announcement to you like he had Biden or Trump on. I mean in his world that is pretty big. That is pretty. Well my days in front. He booked me today and I was on the show and he he brought up a point and as I was thinking about it he said, what do you think about that? I agree with it. He agreed with himself. He agree with the point he just made. Probably a really good point. Yeah. I say shit I don't agree with all the time. All the time. I guess we all do. I laugh at your quickpicks joke and I still don't get it. That's not really. It's just the the. It's just like. I gotta do quick picks right after.

I don't know why we laugh but I do. I'm just trying to get something going. It's funny. It's a show I do right after this one every day. Me and Shea. The boys. Look at them. It's hanging out in the back. Just being the boys. You almost lost me today. I almost died. What? Yeah, I believe that. What happened? I was brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush and I didn't, I put it, it was a. I believe though. What happened? It was a new head on there.

It didn't put it on. Good enough. Down the throat. Oh my God. I never thought about the possibility of that. Happened to me. I was brushing my tongue. It went in your throat.

to die. And I woke up with a dark brown tongue because I had pepto the night before. It turns the tongue brown. Oh. And so I was really scrubbing. Off. What? That's, wow. My partner thought I was vomiting.

I was close. If you died that way, it have to not acknowledge your death. Sure, I would expect, I'm okay with that. Yeah. So if Nick is just never here, if he just is gone and never here again, we want the listeners to know that he choked on his toothbrush and died. Yeah, but we, he choked on the base of this toothbrush. Show of hands if you use an electric toothbrush. I know you do, I know Che does. What's the benefits of an electric opposed to a manual? You can't move your hand as fast as that thing can vibrate. It goes so fast.

Okay. Deaper clean, easier clean. I've never tried it. Vibrations like jolts the plaque off your teeth like, allegedly. Let's get you one. I might. Never done an electric razor either. I've always just done a manual. Really? Yeah. Y'all do those? How do you trim your cubes? Hmm? Oh no, I have a luscious mane. Oh, gross. Yeah, for real. A luscious tough tubic hair. I did once. Do you shampoo it?

Huh? Did once? You did once? You just, I don't believe. You just say that's a big, big bush? I don't believe. You've got the same put, like, I don't believe. You've got the see just pull some out. I'm gonna pull it out. Pull some out the waistband.

It should be easy. You don't ever look down and just like, eugh. Like I'll look down every the time and be like, eh. I never thought about it. This makes't believe him. Y'all see me though. I don't have a, I don't create a lot of body here. I don't have any, I don't have any, like I don't think I have a lot. But how many years of Bush? Oh, whatever I've, there's ball hairs underneath that have been there since like, can you, can you plush? We were so close, Big Cass. He said Clinton. Holy shit. That was sandwich between Bush. You had two options. Two adjacent options.

He said since the Clinton wins. Oh, I don't watch a few. No, no, no, no, no, I haven't felt this way since Dr. Sousin's novel. All right. I, I want to go see. Fuck. God, damn. I'm not showing, I don't, I was just kidding. If we were on a railroad bridge and a train was coming,

could someone hold on to them? Is it grabable? Is it grabable? It's a circle of background. It's probably the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most the most most the most thable the most most thable thable thable thable. You really? Oh, no. Can you pluck one and put it? I'm not plucking one. Bucke one and put it somewhere random in the office so you can find it. Oh, yes, let's all have to find one pew.

We run out of the office and show doesn't it until we find your hunt. No, no, no, no. No. Just, oh, can we. you brought this up. . You. we know Brandon I brought this up I didn't let you volunteer to let us see it what if we surviving is coming up in a week what if what if your pubs were the immunity idol we just hit a couple no if you've dropped one on the basketball

court how long would it take for us to find it oh on the vet I mean that's a big basketball court days day can we, all right, can we, the court is the color. We'll close our eyes, go to the bathroom, get yourself a pub, drop it somewhere on the court, we'll try to find. Yes. Please. No, no, no, I can't go home to my wife. I can't gothat one's missing I apologize you can't go home near I apologize for bringing this Brandon Where that where's that pube she counts his pups every night? Please no I that's gross I just want think so. One stray? It is just hair. All right, go. Come on. No! Please. Pass. Oh, we're asking you so ballp. We probably won't even ever find. I'm actually begging. Please, please, please.

You owe me a favor. I don't know. From what? I'm sure from a lot, please, please. I don't think it's gross at all. I don't know. I just want to... Not gross at all. Please, please, please, please. Do you call your dick Gavin Rostale? It is not disgusting. I said Clinton. Yeah, that's... That was bad. Please, Brandon. It is not disgusting. It is not disgusting. It's just in a different part of your body. I don't think your head hair is gross. Just go to the bathroom, get one single pupe. Oh, you're gonna get it. All right, he's gonna get it. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Yeah, pluck one.

the pluc. You can cut it in half. Yeah, if you're embarrassed at the length, you can cut. Why don't you look at us Kate? I just want to search. I thought we were really fun. I tell you, I want to search type game. I tell you what, Kyle, you want to come look at it? But no, I don't want to say that's gross. I don't want to do that.

I want to get closer with these guys. I'm already thank you. Make sure it's inside the court though. Yeah. Not, no, we will know this could be a fun game. All right, to the high new Nat Reed. Brannon, tell us, announce when you're back out here and about to do it, okay? And we'll close our eyes. Amazing. I'm so excited. How are we, how's it? What's our strategy? Should I show the chat where he's putting it or does the chat want to play at home? Let's let the chat play at home. If somebody can find it, love you. Yeah. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fanfaves pair and cranberry along with cherry and grapefruit. The high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time not a long time visit high noon spirits.com

before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Shannon Sharp went live on Instagram having sex? Yeah. What? What? Did you see anything or just hear it? It's just this? What? What? What? Oh damn? anything or just hear it? It's just this. What? What? Oh damn, he's laying pipe. Apologies, everyone watching the yack without headphones at work? He did that? No way. He's trying to beat the allegations. Yeah. That's a little too.

Forward. Shit. Beware. Do you not know he was live? Oh, the fact. Oh, everybody look away. Oh, okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait. Titus has to come back. Should we, but, but, is there a chance Brandon lies to us and doesn't drop a pub? There's a chance he plucks a head hair, but we will know. Can somebody in the booth, yeah, somebody in the booth, Doug, go watch him. So that we have verification. Doug's trying to get the white-sized day of poop footage. Oh, thank you, Doug.

What? It's in my hand, if somebody was want to see it. I'll do one. So I want my first time to see it to be on the court. All right, wait, wait till Titus comes back. Where's Titus? Paige, get out here, don't be out here for this. Why is he treating like a pub? Like it's like the most... Like a tumbleth. But he's like, he's also thing that's ever happened. That's not a shameful thing. All right, Luke, Luke, you verify that he places it so that if we can't find it, we can at least, and then Brandon, wait, where the hell is Titus?

Can we play a game? He must be shitting. What? We are playing. Can we guess a measurement? Was that too much? I don't want to fiddle. I don't care about it. I just want to find it.

I don't want to fiddle with it. Okay. I am pubes too, like, are we looking for a white pub or a clear? It might be clear. Yeah. Like an Asian noodle. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right, Brandon, we're going to close our eyes. Ready? Here we go.

We're close our eyes. Everyone close our eyes. No cheating. No, this is, I mean, listen, find the pub is an honorable game. And yesterday, now we're doing a poopcorn experiment, find the pub. I'm in my glory. We're at the heyday Someone's got to talk Still doing a show. Oh, yeah

Just hard with your eyes close. It's hard to talk with your eyes close That is hard really hard to talk with your eyes close Um I got nothing in my brain? Where do you think brun is gonna put it? I don't but all right let's talk strategy should we spread out or yeah I think we go hand hand I think it's when a child goes missing in the woods yes we're are we competing against no I think we're gonna team out of the team it's us against Brandon you know what else I think we should Oh yeah, there we go. And then we picked two people to split it in half and whoever has the bigger piece has good luck.

Y'all can open your eyes. Oh, I'm back. Oh, hey. Yeah. All right, so let's start at one end to the court. And we all walk shoulder to shoulder. You're all going? The military, they call that police calling. disgusting you stay with me I'm sorry it's a team so I don't know I did a

couple dummy tosses I don't know if you guys want to know where it is or if you even saw where it is it's a now the issue here is they're just kind of the fact that it's one of mine, so it's kind of blonde. And it's on a blonde court. Oh, God, I hope she didn't just step on it. That might have been a problem. No, it's not, it's not there. It's not there. It's uh, it's only other side of the court, everybody. As of right now, the person most likely... Nope, that's not good. Too bad.

He's dead? Hey, Luke knows where it is. So look, if we live it, tell us the three point where it is. It's a few. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, that's the rule. It's probably around the three point line. It's probably around the three point line.

It's probably around the three point line. And White boy Rick would be on the best line I think white boy Rick or maybe Paige you know Paige get out I don't want you to find it Megan's looking she's seen yeah what the fuck fucking weirdo now I want to find that's way too long I look like I should go behind you guys I don't know I pray I got a good eye so so so so you to look at like you're looking at a camera toss. No, it's just don't want you.

Whoa, what is this? Luke, no, yes. It's very long. That's a hair. That's a hair. That's a head. Okay. Okay. There's something. It's a little too dark. This no. That's a little bond on the end. Is this no? That's straight though.

Ew, it's straight. But his pubs are so old now, they might be straight. They might be gray. They might be straight though and not curly like the thing. There might have like, there might be like some red, white blue from the bicentennial Okay We just got we just got one no It's too thin But it's too

Fuck I don't know that guy think We just got we just got one size day of footage Okay, we'll get to that in a minute Unbelievably the most unbelievable footage we've ever had. Really? Concrete evidence of the source. Uh-oh, Kabe.

It's not long. It's so cold. It has to be more enough to add to it. I think that's good. It looks good. Is that where I put it. Wait, what about me? Hold on. Where's the palatable? It's very, it's tiny. It's like darker. There's so many hairs, no.

Yeah, I don't say. Here's a furry core. That's a fuzzy core. Who's this feels like the general area. Take a peer to this. Make a piece, this feels like this would be the general area because this is another pubs. We have a lot of pubs out of this time. Who is still shedding on this point?

Mickey's not so much shit. Okay, all right, so tell us where the pub is then. What? You know, you have to find the pub. What? You've got to find the pub. All I'm saying is, listen, you're going to watch the video first.

You're going to make a square, you can start where Dan is and that area. All right. So you're going to come around here. Oh, you drop it there. Everybody, everybody go to your left. Wait, wait, wait. Which way? Which way? Which way?

We rotate in a circle. Everybody face the train track. Okay. And focus in that area. I dropped it on our knees. In the black or the not black? Probably the not black. It's in there somewhere. I dropped it almost as soon as I got on the cord. Oh my god. Is that it? That might be it? Oh my God. That's a foot thin? That might be it! When? Oh my call!

That's a full ball. Get out here in there. There's no one. Verify. Get out here and verify. This can't be real. That's no way, Brandon. We can't have that.

That's not my hair. What about this? What about this? What puzzle could mean that? Oh, no. What about this? Rapunzel could leave that. Oh no! No. I'm holding this. That's on my hair.

Oh, God. Wait, it's probably on some of the pants. I know, it's on thinks. Everyone checked their knees. There's a lot of pubs out here. There's so many hairs. Who's the warmest, Brandon? Brandon, where did you put in this? Again, they're not giving credence to the fact that I have blonde hair. Blonde hair, he's saying,

This is really straight. Does the carpet match the drapes? Oh, yeah. Well, I don't want to keep picking them off. Page could be, pages in range. I feel like him in the way. I feel like we have too many people looking for him. Yeah. What's she doing? If she listens, can she hear my...

There are a lot of pub floating across the court. There are a lot of pubs on that court. I know, there's a shocking amount of pubs on the court. All right, you guys failed. You never did it, did you? I did it. I dropped it almost soon as I came on the court right over there. Where is it? I'm not going to help him. It's probably right about where page is. It's in that area P. But did he pull it off or did it just fall off or how?

What does that matter? How did he acquire this? How did he acquire this? Was it a question. Did Dan leave? Did Dan leave? I got a knock off his bottom. to Dago. It just changes everything. Dan went and plucked one of his own pubs and he's going to claim. He's going to drop it. Here's another long hair, but it's not blonde. Brandon, come give us a circle where it could be. This is where it was?

There's a bunch of hairs right here. This one, this one's kind of a clump. No, that's too. Yep. It's right around here. We would have to thrown here. Yeah. We would have never found it. We would have never found it.

Yep. They're doing that. Okay, yep, we got us. I feel it's hard than the needle. never found it. They're doing that. They're doing that. Okay, yep, we got it. You got it. All right, I'll talk about it. I have to pina. It's so sad if I miss it.

This isn't it, right? Sorry, I'm looking for Brandon. Oh my God. Oh, they found it. Oh, they found it. That one's got it. Oh, my God. Wait a minute.

Oh, Bradford's pub. For a second, I picked up the one and I went. Are you all saying I should do something about that? Oh, no. There you go. I told you all I had them. Oh, that's gross. Oh, that's gross. That's gross. Oh, that's gross.

Oh, that's gross. Ugh. Find the pub way harder than I thought. A lot of decoys. Yeah, we go. A lot of pubs on the court. We found that out today. Should we pin it on the wall next to the napkin?

If you have a bigger pubs. Yeah, Brandon, that was all that was twisty. You got it was nar-old. Yeah, old tree root. You're doing tricks on them. Yeah, well, that's been growing a comb through those things, man. I guess you get clean shaving. Do you know what your Genesis looks like? No, I know it's down there. Do they have that for men like bikini waxes? Yeah, I mean you can shave it, right? Manscaped. What a foot of fun game. That was a fun game. I had 9-11 game. Yeah. We did what Bernstein's doing right now. So we have the footage. So we have the footage. What I hear and and both, oh no, it is unbelievable. Oh my god. really? We have shit footage.

Good job, Doug. Okay. So there's nothing on the floor right now? No. What we got? What are we got? Are you seeing it being left? Oh, it came out of his bag. He's got talk shit in his bag. He brought dog shit

to his bag. He got a bag of dog. Wait, he saw it, he denied it. Oh, oh. He said, no. He got no idea. He's wiping a cardress. He doesn't know how it got there and he brought it in. His arm gesture was like, no, it wasn't me? Oh my god, there's a camera in right there. Coulton standing right there. Can I see that again? Yeah.

Get down here right now. Get down here right now. Oh my. I'm gonna bring his bag maybe? Nothing. Nothing. Oh God! What?

What? What? Br. Br. He's already done. Dave, bring your backpack. Bring your backpack. Bring your backpack. Bring your backpack. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. the backpac with you. to bring your backpack. to you. toobey. Wait, why did he walk through it twice? Why did he try to like rub it? He tried to rub so typically. I love this show. It's just like, how do we end up here?

We just did find the pub and it's not even remarkable. We interrupt find the pub to show the dog shit video. That is insane. Oh, real. And he called himself safe. How did it pull out of his belt? It was on his bag and a dred dog? Is he bringing the bag down too?

He's probably destroying the evidence. I don't think he knows the evidence. Look at him rub it in. Oh my god. Of course. Just of, yeah. Of course. theymeau.

All right, sit down. Whenever you watch the footage and then you can talk about it. Okay. So you claimed you had no idea where this came from. I don't think I said that. Okay, all right. I said it wasn't dog. Okay.

So you knew all along. Yeah, I knew all along. Okay. I was hoping there wasn't a rat in our midst. Well, no, it's just always watch. Just dip spit. It was dip spit. Oh, right. Where did it come from? I grab my backpack and it's spilled out of the bottle. Why? Why did you get an uncapped bottle of dip spit in your backpack? This is the part on it. But why did you get an uncapped bottle of dip spit in your backpack?

This is the part we're confused about. He spared it. Yeah, I tried to get rid of it. Not really. I hoped it would beat it into the ground a little bit. What? Disgust? Yeah. Oh my god, dude. It, it was such a quick window and I Didn't always I understand

Let the finish this is great. Oh, you would have to know Oh, there's the bottle there's the bottle oh Yeah, I wasn't your backpack. It didn't get the backpack. This is the greatest murder mystery that's been solved in and I I honest. I thought it'd be about a 50% chance that you guys would find out Oh, man. Why when we were talking about the whole thing, why don't you say? Because you guys Until I saw Dan calling. You're like, fuck. It's up. They got me.

They caught me red-handed. And... Yeah. So good. Yeah. Uh, while we have you, Dave, we came up with an idea. Yeah. With your permission, but you have to say yes.

We're going to hire a stenograph? No. And they're gonna follow you around for an entire week. No. I think that was an option. And then we're gonna make an entire. He said with my permission. I just said no.

And he said, I have to say yes. We're gonna make a book a week. the you wake up, like in your bedroom, to the minute you go to sleep for an entire week. It's going to be a bestseller. Yeah. Everything you say, yes, it's going to be great. You could have final edit. Okay.

No, there's no editing. I just say that. It's a gold me into saying yes. Merch bonus will be yours. Yes. That's a fact. That's keep talking to me. Yeah. This is more enticing now. We already said yes.

We sell a book every. We do a, we do a Black Friday book. Well, we've done it once. We've done it every year. But this is going Merch bonus is yours. I said I'll think about it. And I think what we should do is we should get the week and then we'll add our like after each chapter we can add editors notes. Yeah, interpretations. Yeah. What was he thinking? What was going on here? What could this be? Or maybe we illustrate. Yeah. We just add illustration. Yes. Yeah.

All right. We'll do the illustrations. A week in White Sox, Dave. I think you guys are going to be pretty bored though. Oh, I don't think so. Look me, you should have to be a tired. Yeah. I don't think you're capable of buttoning up for a week. Oh, I... I've buttoned up until that, almost like eight months. That's the first real dumb thing I've done in a while. Google. Which one? The Google things whatever. That's just me talking.

Oh. All right, we'll figure it out. Yeah. Okay. All right Dave. Redismissed. Yes, redismed. Thank you. Appreciate. That's why we need a stenographer because he just said the Google thing wasn't a big deal. That was just me talking. That was just me talking. That's the point. That was that was just me talking. That was just me talking. That wasn't stupid. I think what we need to do is we just need to do a hidden camera for a week. It's got to have somebody. It's got to be hidden quick on that. Okay. He's incredible. So get Fassolian Zoopie on that. And it can be like, all we need is just enough to make a book. It doesn't have to be consecutive.

Like, we just want him. Yeah, and we illustrate. We each get like an hour. First 300 copies have a pub. In the page that's right the golden pub yeah if you find a golden pub you get to come in tour Brandon's balls oh man what a show great show what a day it's not he didn't attempt to no and then the fact they was like oh that had to have been quick with the camera that's just recording 24.

What does he mean by that? Still hasn't tried to clean it at all. Because it happens so fast. The camera had to have been like extra strength. There's no way the camera got me. How to get me? It happens so fast! Oh, fuck. Oh my god.

One of the kind. All right, T.J. You want to spin the wheel? Brandon, you got to do anything after this? Yeah, I got to do a quick pitch. Wow. Then me and Titus are playing football. Yeah, we are. Big game.

Big game. Corner, Jamaica should not be on the wheel anymore. Damn. Damn. Oh, wow. You got a sore ass and shit. A lot of people. I still have anxiety about how bad I fucked up last time.

I should have just taken the towel with it? Yeah, I know. It's probably going to land on you today. I hope it does. I know where towel is. You want to go get it? Yeah. The good one, your towel? Someone took my towel.

Shit. I don't know if that was. I don't know if that was. I don't want to look. He's right behind me. Yeah, this will work. Brandon and I have, just, we send pictures of Doug to one and thirty. Yeah.

You have one of him driving. Nothing beats a good Doug sighting. So this is if Titus doesn't get hit then or if it doesn't land on Titus then he's the whipper. He's always a whipper. No. No. If it lands on him he's got the whipper. He's always the whipper, isn't he? No, if it lands on him, he's gotta get whipped. Yeah. Who else was on the show? Oh, we had white boy Rick was out there? Is it just on the gym floor? You gotta talk. Okay then that's probably about it. Yeah. Yeah. Rutledge. Oh yeah, Corey. Ausek was there. You got... Doug? For sure, Doug. For sure.

For sure, for sure. And this is an eliminator or it is? I can't remember. It is. Right? Yeah. Okay. So as long as it's not tight, is first.

He's the whipper. Okay, so tie, tis the whipper. Take tis the whipper. Take times out. No, what, yeah, what? What, you're trying to do? Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. As long as he's at the last. Yeah. Take times out? No, what? Yeah, what do you? Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right, as long as he's at the last. Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

I thought it was an elevation. What the hell? Who's been whipped here? What the hell? Who's been whipped here? Who's been whipped here? Not I. He can whip. I can whip. When I get into one, it hurts.

It hurts. It's going to be me. I'm going to start pulling out my ass. You should have to whip some old brains. Okay. Okay. I'd like to see... So if it's, if it's, if I'm, if I lose this.

Yeah. What does that entail? We do another wheel and the first person whips you. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's exactly how we've always done it. Yeah. You call.

Ooh, K-B-B. Ooh! Oh. You wanted to wit me again. Yeah. You're the most fun. Yeah. So I stand in there, take it.

It should be Dave. You know. It should be Dave. He should be day I know it should be Dave he should be part Dave deserves it yeah is that only one piss from Kyle Dale might have oh oh called off the piss'm out tomorrow by the way Oh, I have to golf. I'll be out 50. Live golf Pro Ams. Let's go. I'll be here Friday. Got a wrestler coming in Brando. No, I gotta do you are. Unnecessary. Don't laugh at that. And then I got a quick picks after the show. You gotta stop with that man. There we go. Seriously.

Now prep. Now prep. Now prep. Oh, this is a good forsome. I like to see all these boys get whipped. Damn. Fuck. The one who deserves it today. I want to hear Doug fucking squeal. Oh, yeah, like a pig. Oh, shit. Fuck!

It's always T-J. I'm assless now, too. Yeah, I know, one nothing for solely. Titus gets facility so good as eyelids flip inside out. Comes the water application. Score now. Two one. White socks, Dave. Just knowing he got gut. He played it off so well. I truly believed him. Oh. Ooh.

It's Sonic boom. Yeah. Uh, DJ. All right. You're good for Soli. You're going to maybe get whipped. You're good. but you didn't No, it's all right. Show us the eyelids again. No

Yes I don't know my show That camera right there. That camera right there Oh, show the eyelids. Oh, sure the island. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a trick? I'm glad you did. What a trick. It just dies a lot as a kid because my hands were dirty when I did. Oh, Jesus.

There you. Everybody just does exactly as expected. Everyone. Who's getting whipped? T.J. Oh, that's not fun. No. No. No. Why not? Yeah, whip his ass.

All right. Family. This is a rewanted that this. Oh, oh. T. T. T.

T. Was it it? I don't know if that was it. I don't know, guys? I don't know if that was it. I don't know, guys. I don't know if that was it. Oh, was that taint? That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll tai.

That'll tai. Got to pull it short a little bit. First one was thick. All the Good show. Great show. Great show. Was that actually your pub? He, I saw him put an extra one. Yeah.

That's what I was holding was, yes. I told you all. I wasn't, I wasn't fronting. You want, you know, you never do. Now you don't front. All right, see everyone tmoward. Please subscribe. Get your straws, the exiletate, where the while is the act? It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop for doing Yankee slob is the act.

It's the act. It's the act. My ass hurts. All right. See tomorrow. Love you, bye.