The Yak - We're A Call-In Show Again, So Let's Play Some Cheahpardy | The Yak 8-28-24

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

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Yeah, it kind of sucks. How did Nick get screwed? Wait, I got screwed? Stephen Chase said, did Nick get screwed? I never stood a chance. I had all the bad... Do you want to address that, Lucas? Lucas is here. Lucas is here.

TJ's out. Lucas is here. Lucas, yeah,j's out lucas is here lucas yeah what i think it's screwed lucas can't use what is the conversation yeah they said that i didn't say you had a free spin but i just wasn't trying to meddle in the game and ruin it i wanted you to be able to say you had a free spin because you landed on big cat spot and you owed him like a thousand dollars they said i should have said something. But I only had a free spin on Boardwalk. Park Place.

Tell them that guy thinks I ruined his life. No, no, no. Come at Lucas. Yeah. Actually, yeah. Fuck you, dude. I got a DM about that. Really? Someone was like, fuck you.

Stand up for Nick. I was like, I have no idea. Well, the people aren't following along. Nick had a free spin on Boardwalk and Park Place. Nothing else. Yeah, I was focused on the meat. Yeah. Have you shit yet?

Wait, who's this guy? Let's get this guy on. I want to see a guy's face who gets that angry that's DMing everyone. Reach out to him. You want to get a random anonymous DM? Yeah, reach out to him. We've got to start doing that. No, we've got a bunch of people.

We've got to not start doing that. No, yeah, reach out to him. Why not? Lucas, ask him to come on the act right now. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, this is fun. Yeah.

Why not? Wait, Nick had a free spin. You just cost him. Oh, it's Kenny Wentzel. Way to fucking ruin it. Worst street. Oh, that's Wentzel. Is he that?

How mad is he? Oh, I had a separate game. Feels like he's mad. Wait, he's a Cubs and Blackhawks fan. Tell him to come through. Whoa, you have phone numbers in there, Lucas, you fucking idiot. Lucas. Oh. Oh, my God. Lucas have phone numbers in there, Lucas, you fucking idiot. Lucas. Oh.

Oh, my God. Lucas. It's still there, Lucas. Oh, no. Oh, God damn it. Oh, St. Peter. Whose number? Whose was it?

Nope, nope, nope. We should not say. Nope, nope. Lucas. Are you two minutes into the show and you're replacing TJ? That's gonna be fun to come up with. Did I mess up? Did I mess up?

He just asked, did I mess up? Are you fucking serious? Not only was it on screen, then you put a really colorful frame around it. Yeah, you focused on it. How about I zoom in on it? And... that's gonna be a pain oh no is that just a panic click yeah lucas what was that zoomed in on it

you sniped that number um i've been down that boulevard yeah it's a little bit annoying. Yeah, but I don't know if we... Mine's been out too. I don't know if we have the profile. They figured out mine. We don't know whose... We didn't see whose that was? That wasn't his number.

Oh, no? I don't know whose number that was. Guys, I don't mind. Whoever's it was, it wasn't. It wasn't his. It's not his. That's not their number. That's weird that it...

No, it's not Titus' Zets, thank God. Well, it's somebody's number. Is it Lucas who... It's a Chicago. That's not their number. That's weird. No, it's not Titus' Zets, thank God. Well, it's somebody's number. Is it Lucas who? It's a Chicago number, right? We're Streisanding. I didn't. Oh. Wait, Lucas.

I don't think we are. Lucas is? Yeah. I wasn't going to say it. You fucking moron. I don't feel bad. I wasn't going to say it. It's Lucas' number.

Oh, my god, Lucas. That's best case scenario for you. I just want to, on the record, if you're a female watching, you can call me. So you did that on purpose. Definitely going to get a lot of females. Lucas, if you get calls, put them on the app. Yep.

Do you just want me to never have peace on my phone ever again I'm just gonna get it you did it you flipped it on us how could you flip that on me spin zone that wasn't a spin zone

TJ alright who's side are you on ours or Lucas's? Call in. You know the number. I'm not going to call the number. I'm not calling Lucas. It would have been funny if I did call Lucas.

Hello? Are you watching the act? No, what's up? Lucas doxxed himself two minutes into the show. Oh, nice. Phone number. Phone number. Phone number. That sucks.

I just want to let you know that we miss you. Okay. All right. See you, TJ. Bye. Lucas put the wheel around his phone number. He was changing the shape and shit. He gave it the fish eye lens.

Yeah, the only constant was the number dead center. Oh my God. What a start, Lucas. I don't know if I'm nervous to ask you to do anything now. Have you gotten any texts? Only like a million. Has anyone called? Tell somebody to FaceTime in.

All right. Someone's calling right now from tennessee oh boy oh no it's that asshole oh someone else is live now uh you're live on the yak hey lucas yeah it sounds like lucas it sounds like you're getting another call yeah i'm getting a million i can't even talk to this guy yeah this is well who's the guy give me your phone lucas i'll have i'll handle your phone for the rest of the show this is just trying to say give me you say something nasty we'll just say your phone you got three seconds to yeah no no i'll reel us in i will 100% doxx anyone that says something that will get anyone in trouble or is over the line. You got to start hot. Is he getting a lot?

Is he getting a lot of texts? Oh, shit. Oh, it's just so crazy. I'm not. Are you calling somebody? Hey. Are you calling somebody? Hey. Are you there? It's just constant.

Yeah. 50th call is hired. Hey, what's up? Oh, guy's face. What's up? Oh, my God. Oh, we're cheapers. That was Lucas's dad. Where'd you go, dude? Right here. Oh, can God. Oh, we're cheapers. That was Lucas' dad.

Where'd you go, dude? Right here. Oh, can you see me? Yeah. I can't see you. How do I see you? Oh, wait, I got it. Another call.

This is so good. This is crazy. I can hear you on my headphones. Okay, so what's your name, dude? Where are you calling from? John Barry, Houston, Texas. Love that. Love that. So what were your thoughts, dude? Where are you calling from? John Barry, Houston, Texas. Love that. Love that.

So what were your thoughts when Lucas doxxed himself? Dude, I thought he just ruined Mark's honeymoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God it was just – now, did you have any problem with the Monopoly, how it ended last night? I was a little upset, but not upset enough to send Lucas a text message or anything.

Okay. All right. All right. All right. Cool, man. Well, thanks. Talk to to send Lucas a text message or anything. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Cool, man. Well, thanks. Talk to you later. Just a FaceTime.

Talk to you later. All right. This is an insane amount of people. It is just nonstop. I got sweepstakes. Connecting. Hello? You're there

I think I'm gonna have to I think your phone's gonna break I don't even know how to this is so awesome 65 new messages it's like you can't even accept a call no you can't accept a call I don't know if do not disturb would help

oh my god look at the text oh my god that's gonna look cool if like if in front of a girl or something yeah seven thousand unread text seven thousand dudes oh my god we should um yeah someone has some kent state swag for you oh nice, nice. Hey, we just love you. An actual girl yakker. Oh, she left her. My GTA online character is KB's doppelganger.

Kyle's looking fit. Buffalo boy. Hello from Austin, Texas. A lot of KB. How's the honeymoon for you? Talking about me. People think it's Mark. That would have been so bad if you did that to Mark.

Yeah. Lucas, you're awesome. Win, Lucas. Team Lucas. Bring back the Brandon Walker College football show. Here's a picture of my pussy. It's a picture of his cat. Ah, funny.

All right, well, let's let it chill for a second, then we'll try. Well, then we'll open it up to maybe like some type of competition. Yeah. Let's have, let's, next FaceTime, we'll compete against Che and GeoGuessr. This is crazy. Maybe they can, maybe they can leave voicemails. Yeah, there's a lot of voicemails, I think. Lucas, I'll just say right now, I'm looking at his phone.

I haven't yet to see a pair of tits. No tits. Please send some tits. No, because then you're just going to get copy and paste. Yeah, Google tits. You think so? Which is fine. I get them every day.

They're going to have a watermark over them. Getty. Getty titty. Estelle Getty. What do you do for what an intro this happened to me way back in the day dave did this to me like 2013 and i had to get a new number yeah um lucas are you gonna get a new number do you feel good i don't know but it's also kind of funny my number's in there twice oh no, no. People are trying to hack your...

Not just once. Oh, no. Oh, people are using his... They're trying to hack your Twitter account. They're going to ruin the joke. Oh, no. This is bad. Yep.

You're going to go too far. Yeah, he's done for. You might want to do something with your... Do you need someone else to step in, Lucas? Lucas, you got to lay low for like a week. You got to get out of here. You got to go, dude. Hey, Lucas, do you need someone to step in to handle this?

You're holding his phone. If I lose my Twitter. I lose my Twitter. I mean, yeah, but what if they start tweeting bad things? Have I ever DMG my phone number it takes two minutes to change your password Which is what you probably should do, but why don't too late? They don't have it yet my password Yeah, they, they don't have it because they won't text. It'll text to here. I guess someone's just trying to get it texted. That makes no sense. Lucas, you're here. You take your phone back. It's fucking crazy.

I don't know if we'll ever pick one up. I'm not going to pick your passcode. Oh, I lost it. I'll pick one up. They'll be very disappointed. Oh, Lucas, what's your passcode? Do your face ID so we can pick up some more I can't believe that what a start

immediately can we watch it back also can you imagine how pissed off Titus would be he would have been so fucking mad and rightfully so he would have been furious I think he would have punched Lucas in the face. I think that's a physical combat situation for Titus. Yeah.

Oh, my God, Lucas. And Titus has no idea how close he was to just. No. Yeah. I couldn't see the screen. What was up? It was just. The conversation.

It was literally just his DMs. Yeah. And just sitting there was a phone number. And I said, Lucas, you have a phone number right there. And then he went and pulled up. He enlarged his own phone number. Wait, what? Nick had a free spin.

You just cost. Look at it sitting right there under the park. That's Wenzel. Is he that? It's only twice. Oh, I had a separate. Feels like he's mad. Wait, he's a Cubs and Blackhawks fan.

Tell him to come through. Whoa, you have phone numbers in there, Lucas, you fucking idiot. Lucas. And then he pulled it up. Look at that. Oh, my God. Well, I don't even know what to talk about now. That's the good shit that I like.

I like it a lot My phone's overheating right now Does it actually get warm? Yeah you may be able to cook an egg on it Let's try Yeah let's cook an egg on your phone I would like to pick up some of these Yeah

A few weeks ago during the AJ and Big Justice Investigation episode Get in my car to go home and I get this call from a phone number and normally I don't answer random phone numbers but sometimes I get calls from the VA they're like random so I'm like I'll answer it and it's like hey it was a similar voice it's big it's AJ I'm calling from blah blah and I was like oh well Big Cat sent Stephen Che his number whatever I'm like maybe for whatever and he's trying to coordinate a visit with me and I'm talking to him and he goes i'm just a yak fan that found your phone number yeah i i got that same guy really yes weirdo and

i said hey that's kind of like a strange thing to do maybe don't he's like okay i'll go get brandon's now and i was like maybe don't yeah don't do that i was in a denver phone number yeah yeah i got it i never answered not cool dude yeah yeah you know i will never pick up a piece of shit number that i don't know i never pick up a piece of shit number that i don't know i never pick up and i totally fell for it i was like oh my god i don't know why i thought aj would call me where's he getting the number that's that was a little cocky yeah i mean i've had my address posted online by people but yeah they haven't gotten to the phone number yet lucas all because that one guy said i cheated because i even though didn't, now we're here.

Yeah. I still want to get that guy on. I want to give him a little piece of my fucking. He hasn't answered, but someone did just DM me, you're so fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. Yeah.

Any clapbacks for that, Lucas? No. Yeah. We have to get to a point where we can take some of these calls voicemail just try randomly Lucas if you can pick up anyone just put it on your microphone leave a voice memos

text Lucas and leave voice memos that could be call us and let's guess what you're chewing on I like guessing people's weight oh by the voice you can hear a jowl and a voice and maybe what they do for a living okay yeah yeah bring that phone back out here lucas would it be easier if we called back some of the texters or something

if we call just picked a random texter and call yeah yeah yeah like radio station radio stations will do like caller number 103 right maybe we do that if there's a yes. Text Lucas, all caps, let's play. And then we'll call you. That's you opting in. Oh, man. This is the best. This is really great, but I don't. It would be great if we could fucking get any of these videos.

It's super funny to show how I think of the two people. I was like, oh, no, poor Titus. And now that it's Lucas, I'm like. I know. His phone's not just the Yak Hop. Shout out Austin Bowman. He just texted, let's play. Oh, Austin Bowman wants to play.

What are we going to play with him? What about second person geoguessor? They tell us what they see and we try to guess where they are. You have 600 text messages. 600. Lucas. Another let's play. I'm going to try to call up one of these let's plays. Lucas, you've got to do a tweet later

where you screenshot another text message and it shows all those unread. People are going to love that. Ooh, Mr. Popular. Yeah. Alright, your phone is just freaking out. Hey, can you hear me hold on oh dude if you put on do not disturb you might be able to listen to voicemails you do the calling yeah yeah do not disturb let's try that yo what's up oh what's up dude are you there no see people just they call and then they see they don't want it they're scared yeah like chat roulette yeah yeah

okay i do love the idea if they could face it facetime in and play geoguessor somehow with like we just flip the camera around right if they could flip the camera around i can't these textures are coming in so fast i can't even good god this is crazy real dude it's crazy oh wow lucas this is fucking are they all saying let's play yeah let's play lucas i can't even we gotta we should have decided the game first. We can be shaper-y. All right. I'm going to work.

I want us to do the guessing. Yeah. Okay. Does he have any voicemails we can listen to? He's got so many, I'm sure. Yeah, I would probably, if you want to listen to the voicemails, put it on Do Not Disturb, and then you'll probably be want to listen to the voicemails put it on do not disturb and then you'll probably

be able to I have it on do not disturb now I'm trying to call someone I think it's gonna work alright maybe not his phone is just like going

that guy's text was lucousy and then let's play 40 times all caps though yeah okay alright That guy's text was LUCUSI and then LETSPLAY 40 times. All caps, though? Yeah. Okay. All right.

I don't know if this is possible because your phone is just – it's such an insane – someone else give out their phone number. Let's have that. How about this? Hey, Yak fans, why don't you – Stop. Everyone stop. Stop calling and stop texting so we can call you back.

Yes, yes. We can't call you unless you stop. If everyone stops, then we can start making calls out. Yeah. So everyone stop and we can have some fun with this. And then we go. Great call. No calls.

We're not, we cannot pick up calls. You have to slow down so we can do it. Otherwise, we're just sitting here. So we'll give it, let's give it 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Everyone stop. Everyone stop. Calls, texts, everything.

And then we will start reaching out. I love that. Or do you want to have them guess? We think of something electric when someone finally gets it. Yes. It would be. I wish we had. Let's all think of something separate and if a caller gets one of us out.

Do you want to play Chase Liberty Guesser? Yeah. Yeah. And Chase says Hotter Colder. They call and say a celebrity name. Chase Leopardy Guesser? Yeah. Yeah. And Chase says Hotter Colder. They call and say a celebrity name. Chase says Hotter Colder. Okay, yeah, let's start the game.

Well, we're going to give 10 minutes. We've got to give 10 minutes to let this cool down. I think we warm it up with just like five guesses. Yeah. They know the realm. I had one other thing before we start the game. Are you doing drug deals? What? What's Brandon? What. Are you doing drug deals? What? What, Brandon?

What? Are you doing drug deals? It's not something you should just ask me in front of everybody. Is it something we could have talked about in private? No, I'm not doing drug deals. Lucas, do you have the video? Oh, no. Be careful, Lucas.

Yeah. Somebody told you about this. What is this? What the fuck is this, Brandon? Cybertruck. Does that have to do with the glasses you were wearing? That's a good looking Cybertruck. Cool.

That's cool. All right. I don't know what you think you're proving here. Look how thin that door is. I mean. That's. Is that you? What are you doing, dude?

What? You were in the front seat of a Cybertruck? Getting dropped off at the office in the middle of the day? It's like you're getting kicked out of the bang bus. What was this? That's textbook code. I got a ride.

Who drove you? I had to come to work. Brandon you what the fuck is that what is what what is that it's my guy who was driving you my guy doesn't work for me were you doing any were you paying for any services from the person who's driving that truck yes

okay we're gonna assume the worst it was door to door service Okay Is that where your glasses came from? No He was sitting in the front seat After all as hell

What a nice car that is on the inside Door to door service I know who it is I know who it is too Are you getting funked up was that the funk no way of course that's what he dropped he comes and picks you up the funk picks you up that's the funk mobile oh my god he'll come and pick you up for your haircut no no i ubered to to the haircut and when i got done, I stood up and I said, let me get an Uber.

He said, no, I got to go right past your office. I'll just drop you off. In my Cybertruck. I said, cool, what do you drive? He pointed at it. And not only that, the side has Funk's Barbershop on the side. On that lip? It's wrapped on it, but it's in like black matte.

You have to be looking dead at it to see it. It looks like they remixed the Cybertruck. What type is that? That's just the Cybertruck. It looks like they remixed the Cybertruck. What type is that? That's just the Cybertruck. It looks like a pimp-out Cybertruck. It was phenomenal. It smells like weed on the inside. I don't know if that's all Cybertrucks.

But we were just, I don't know. It was great. And he cut my hair. Good haircut. Good beard. You're getting door-to-door funked? I got door-to-door funked. And he also said, you need to go get your beard done at Funked.

You guys need to go get your... Well, now that I know he's got a Cybertruck to drive us home. I bet he'll come get you. Like, he'll come... You can take a ride in the Cybertruck. It was fun as hell. Oh, my God. What if...

I mean, it was a hilarious video when it was sent to me. Well, when I got out, I didn't think anything of it. What the fuck? I didn't think anything of it. And I walk in, and Caitlin and Paige are at the window laughing hysterically because they didn't expect me to get out of it. But, yeah, he just dropped me off. You got yourself funked up in a Cybertruck.

Yeah, phenomenal. Phenomenal guy, phenomenal barbershop. Everything about funk is perfect. It's great. And he dropped me off in a Cybertruck. And he texted me first thing this morning at 7 o'clock. Said, how was that ride, big customer? He said good morning.

He said good morning. Why did he say good morning? I don't know. Did you respond? Yeah, I said thanks for the cut, big guy. You went big guy on him? No, I don't know what I said. Wait, he just said good morning? Nothing else?

I can't even find where the text. Oh, wait. He sent you a picture. Good morning, my guy. Nice seeing you yesterday. Oh, that's from last week when he was power washing his deck. And I said, yes, sir. Thanks for the cut.

His deck. His deck. You saw him when he was power washing? No, I think he sent him a video. He sent me a video of his freshly power washed deck. What's the problem? Just out of the blue? Are you best friends with him video. Send me a video of his freshly power washed dick. What's the problem? Just out of the blue? Are you best friends with Funk?

He sent me a video of his power washed dick. Power washed. How many of you- That's a best friend. That's a best friend term. How many of you guys don't send your buddies or your boys- Your best friends.

What did you respond to? Videos. Awesome dick. I said, that's a good dick. I've never gotten a good morning from a best friend. Yeah. Are you- good morning and a video of him power washing his are you and funk dating we're not dating yes they are i think you

are yes they are brandon you have a boyfriend i don't have a boyfriend yeah you do yeah you do brandon and funk sitting in a tree. He just dropped me off. That was the first time I talked to him. I said, Sunday. I said, hey, Brandon from Barstool. You got any availability to cut my hair? And he goes, my guy, how's it going with you on this hot Sunday? I said, hot as hell.

And he goes, it sure is. How's Tuesday at 3 p.m.? I said, okay. And then he said, okay, I'll lock you in. By the way, just finished washing my deck. Check this out. And I looked at his power wash deck. Is he power washing your deck too? Wait, play the video.

Well, I don't. Does he like narrate it? No, he just shows it. And there's other people that live with him in the video. So I'll show it to you. But he just looked. That's a good panorama of his deck. That's not a good deck.

That's not something you say, oh, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, out of nowhere. Just you watch the video. All right. All right. And don't react to the people. of his deck that's not that's a good deck that's not something you say oh by the way yeah yeah out of nowhere okay just you watch the video all right all right and don't react to the question all right watch so he's panorams watch this watch watch how good this deck is that's a good deck deck or does does tiny dick know about this oh he'll be'll be blessed. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. I got Antioch. Wait, isn't... I got Antioch friends.

I got Chicago friends. Isn't... How come every... Hold on one second. No, no, no. Hold on. You hold on. You hold on.

No, you hold on. Look at what you laid out. No, Kyle, you hold on. Look at the information you laid out. You hold on. All we have... Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Time out. Time out. Time out. 30 seconds. I got to say my thing first. How come-

Bunk is your boyfriend. No. Art was your boyfriend. Art still- No. Bunk is a barber. Mm-hmm. Art-

Pizza guy. Doesn't have hair? No, pizza guy. Oh. You're cheating on a bald man with a barber. Oh, my God, dude. How could you? It's perfect.

Art will never cross paths with the barber. True. He knows what he's doing. They'll never be in the same circle. That's an experience. That's a methodical affair. You're so smart. Wow.

You thought this affair through. That's a high IQ cheat. One of his best. Now, hold on. Incredible cheat. How come you guys are always so amazed and threatened when I get a new friend? Why is it always such news when I get a new friend? No, we're happy that you have a boyfriend.

You're not happy. You guys are making fun of my new friendship. No, we consider you a very close friend. I'd like to know who you're having an affair with. Well, I don't ask you who your friends are. I don't ask Kyle. They're right here. All of them are right here.

Yeah, this is it. DFT and Hank and Max. There's a little bit of jealousy, but there's also just like, you got to be careful, man. Yeah. But nobody doesn't because it's a perfect crime. The man cut my hair and gave me a ride home in a Cybertruck.

Does Funk know about art? Of course Funk knows about art. Why, do you laugh about him? Does funk know about art of course funk knows about art why do you laugh about art know about funk is really the question chicago friends and yeah art doesn't know about funk and he never will chicago friends and you might have to call him up and tell him does funk charge you yes and you pay him well if he charges me i i need to pay him steven is there a discount? In money? To be a fly on the wall when Art finds this out. He's like, Brandon, I told you I didn't have hair and confidence.

I don't know why I made him Southern. No, he is. And then you go and faloot around with a barber? I don't faloot. With a big city barber? Yeah, in his Cybertruck. What happens when Art finds a hair on your shoulder? Well, Art knows I have hair.

But it's not the same color hair. It's funk hair. It's funk hair. Yeah, what happens when you start smelling like talcum powder? Yeah. When you go to- Barbicide. When you go to, where do you go, Mater's? Mater's in Milwaukee.

Yeah, you go to Mater's. He's like, what's that? Mater's, this pork chop smells like talcum powder. I'll get the pork shank. And then you're going to get an arts car. It's not going to feel the same. It's an old Ford F-150. It's not the same.

It's actually close. How could you? You're going to end up switching their names. It's going to be a disaster. A man cheated on his boyfriend, his boyfriend with a bar. I have friends. I've made friends here. I didn't have friends in Jersey.

That's a slap in the face. Yeah. I have friends here, but I don't have friends. When I leave here, I'm an hour and a half away from you guys. I've invited you to my house multiple times. You're going to look at Art's dirty deck. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

Now, wait a minute. I'm not going to let you. Art has a fantastic deck, too. Art has a marvelous deck. Or Art's going to try to go get a haircut and be like you. Art has a fantastic deck, too. Art has a marvelous deck. Or Art's going to try to go get a haircut and be like, see, I can do it, too. Yeah, look. See? Brandon's going to be feeding.

Do you love me now? Donnie's taking Art to Turkey. Yeah. Man. Damn, man. Brandon's going to fly too close to the sun and have Funk power wash Art's deck. Just to get a little taste at home. You're risky.

You're a risky man. All this for me getting dropped off? Well, you got dropped off. You were getting texts, good morning. Good morning. And you also didn't get dropped off. Prompt to video. I got dropped off.

He said good morning and he thanked you for the day before. I can't help what the man dropped me off in. He asked me, hey, and I'd had Uber problems on the way. It was a 12-minute drive. It took 26 because the guy took a wrong turn. And I got out and I was frustrated. I was like, man, that Uber sucked. A haircut at its core is an intimate affair.

No, it's not. That is the perfect meet-cute, too. My Uber wasn't working, so he drove me home. He just happened to be driving in that area anyway. I think he lives out this way. I think we found our next spot. Middle of a shift? It was at the end of the day.

It was at 4 o'clock. No, I'm happy for you guys. What do you think Art starts questioning? Third haircut this week. There's not going to be a reason to question. Oh, my God. Third haircut this week There's not going to be a reason There's not going to be a reason to question Oh my god One Cybertruck drops me off And then it changes Matt Black Cybertruck

In the middle of the day That was like the Batmobile We were listening to Tupac Oh man You only listen to country with Art No we listen to Art never lets me listen to country with Art. Yeah. No, we listen to... Art never lets me listen to hip-hop. Oh, my God.

I'm not making any more friends. Yeah, I mean, you have a lot of... You got a lot on your plate right now. You got to keep your story straight. I'm good. If a man asks you, can I give you a ride home in my Cybertruck, you say yes. Not if I have a bald boyfriend. No.

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Use code YAK to easily score great deals with the new Game Time picks stop texting it's not ready stop texting stop if we want to have fun with this you have to stop uh just say the number out loud stop please stop can it go 10 seconds without a text no it's i just looked and it's every every second has just multiple texts. By the way, shout out Kirk. Did you see he solved another murder today? No. He did. Yes.

That's more than most people solve in a lifetime. It's two for two. So the case season two, they obviously left it open-ended because no one had been arrested, but they had a suspect. And today that guy got arrested. Wow. Holy shit. For murder. Yeah. Wow. Crazy. Him and Cullinane. Incredible work. They're good at solving murders. It's nuts.

So. At what point is he going to get pressured like hey solve this one like you're good at it. Yeah. People are probably hitting him up. Yeah. For real. He needs to yeah. He's going to. What's the did JonBenet Ramsey ever get solved? No. No. Yeah. For real. He needs to. Yeah. He's going to. What's the. Did JonBenet Ramsey ever get solved? No.

This is the brother. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Parents covered up for the brother. Yeah. Netflix should just hire him to do one. Yes.

Live. Alive. Like an escape room. Yeah. 24 hours with colonnade. Has there been a live murder? Yeah. That would be room. Yeah. 24 hours with colonnade. Has there been a live murder? Yeah. That'd be crazy.

Yeah. I wouldn't put it past him. We were saying Kirk solved another murder today. I guess the murderer could just watch the live show and just not be where they are. That's true. That's a good point. But maybe we would just, that's how you start with whoever's watching it Yeah

It's a suspect Everybody who watches is a suspect Why were you watching? Twiddle it down from there Your haircut does look great Yeah you do You look good It looks great

It looks great The other thing I had was I'm not I'm not the jealous type But I'll admit I'm jealous right now That the Rizzlers at at the New Yorker. Yeah. We all are.

Big get. It is what it is. Good get by them. Yep. Good get by Barstool. It's a good, yeah. Although I did see one. So I was wondering it because it's kind of like when we interviewed Mason Ramsey and it was one of the most, Kate, there one of the most awkward things ever because the yodeler

yeah you watch these videos online and then you meet them and it's like oh yeah he's a kid yeah 10 year old I don't know if you have can you pull up the Stu Feiner and Rizzler interaction what oh no Stu Feiner and Rizzler cross paths

yeah and I like felt immediately bad for the Rizzler because you're just a kid. They're 10. They don't have flowing conversations. Yeah. I like them better just watching the clips. Yeah, I just want to see the clips. I would never watch a live stream.

I know. People are watching live streams of them. Yeah. There's one with... He's a kid Do you have the Stu finder? Oh he's a Dragon Ball Z headset? It's on Stu's Twitter Yeah

Stu started talking about how attractive he is What? Tell me he didn't break down the 15 No but he was kind of like dancing around it Being like They're comparing top 10s right Hello Rizzo That's funny

That's great God bless And only great things for you How good looking are you by the way, baby. How good looking are you, by the way? You're adorable. How good looking are you? I'd say you're fine. How are you going to...

When the girls come into your life, how are you going to fight them off? I guess that would be the main thing. What are you going to do? Just have a line and pick? What do you think? You don't know. You're like, this is a kid. Yeah.

It's not Sue's fault. It's just like you don't You like end up interacting with A child We like deify these kids He's not media trained It was yeah when we did the Mason Rant I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life

Because we sat him down and was just like you're 12 So what snacks do you like? That would probably be good Do you like video games but yeah I am jealous Rizzler has been at the top of our list of guests we want to get yeah it's a big get

it's a huge get it's a massive get me and Kyle and Rudy Mook you set it up did a snack draft with like these kids once for their podcast and it was yeah it's weird you can only talk about snacks and i think i think the first podcast rizzler did they just did snacks yeah it's very funny in theory and then you get in it and you're like whoa whoops

uh-huh yeah you just gotta get big like uncle energy yeah yeah yeah i think they were 14 and that was still yeah their podcast yeah we hopped on theirs they weren't even famous kids no we were just on a kid's pod they weren't even famous for kids no they were just kids they were just random kids they ended up deleting the video too No they didn't It's gone Oh you guys bombed us guests I guess so Kind of Dots Pretzels was stupid

Just a snack drink Oh yeah I mean they're great Yeah they are great They don't play on a graphic Not on a graphic Right People don't know Dots enough

Yeah one of them called KB's pick ass Yeah Oh I love that Dunked on you. All right, so should we try to do this? Yeah, I think we started off. So we're going to – what are we going to do? We're going to warm them up.

I think we throw like two or three guesses out there so they know what page we're on. Okay, and then I'll try to call someone. Then you do the – okay. Yeah. Do they have to text you? No, I'm just going to call someone. Then you do the call. Okay. They have to text you. No, I'm just going to call anyone who has already texted. Anyone who's texted me from 1240 on is not getting called. No, I...

Okay, yeah, you're right. Yeah, because we want to stop texting. You're right. But what is their incentive for getting it right? Can they come out here and do the gauntlet? We're going to celebrate like crazy. Yeah? Yeah. And here and do the gauntlet we're gonna celebrate like crazy yeah yeah and they can do the gauntlet yeah sure all right yeah they can do the gauntlet but i will not i will not be calling a single person who texts after 12 40

so it's absolutely not and the only way this is gonna work is if everyone works together and stops texting stops calling you don't be the one guy to ruin it. How's it doing right now? Bad. Still bad. They won't stop. Still bad. This could be very fun, but we need the Yak listeners to help us out. Yeah.

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if you haven't had Mountain Dew in a while it is so good it had been a while for me and then I drank probably a dozen of them at barstool summer camp the best we need some around here yeah uh so go get off your ass do the do mountain do um what was i gonna say i'll try again let's see well steven has to you got your oh yeah yeah yeah steven you got it we're going to go one round of us. And then we'll take a call.

Get her started. I think the caller just stays on. And the caller is part of it. Yeah, I think so. I don't think it goes all callers at that point. That seems to be a clusterfuck, right? Are we doing just one caller? I thought it was multiple callers.

I thought it was one caller around. And if they beat us. Let's think this through. I think it was one caller a round and if they beat us let's think this through I think it's call, guess, call, guess and then if that person gets it let's do that we'll warm it up though only a couple

one round one round? we don't get close in the first round Yak fans you're not fucking following the rules It's not going to work Do we have like a burner phone here That we can call from Oh

What is stopping you from placing calls Because it's just constant You can't call when people are texting You click on a text and it's going to push it down right Does star six seven still work It does Alright so we'll do that when people are texting? It's constant. You click on a text and it's going to push it down, right? Does star six seven still work? Mm-hmm. It does?

Mm-hmm. All right, so we'll do that. What does that do? You're trying to block your own phone number by calling them back? Yeah. I wouldn't even trust that. It seems risky. Danny or Mook's phone.

Oh, as long as it's with them. How'd you get through that to the one guy? I just picked it up. Yeah. All right, I'll try. Alright, so Stephen, think of your celebrity. Got it. Okay.

Who's starting? Kate. Right off the tip of my tongue, Johnny Manziel. Very cold. God damn it, Kate. I'll just say cold. Cold, cold cold cold cold cold oh you lost a very there me um i'm gonna go with jennifer love hewitt rookie very cold idiot let's bridge the gap. Chris Bosh.

Coldest so far. Oh, no. You should have a way of knowing if it was a guy or girl based on that. How did I get there? Danny, you're getting flustered. Yeah, the problem with Jeopardy is even if you get the guy or girl, it could be just like, oh, that person played this sport. I don't mean to jump on you. Johnny Manziel and Jennifer Lovehue should not both be very cold.

Jay could say very cold. Coldest so far for Chris Bosh, and the answer could be Chris Bosh's wife. Yes. Wait, it might make more sense to do Jeopardy then. Because isn't Jeopardy a question? Oh, yeah. It makes way more sense to play Jeopardy. Way more sense.

Well, let's do Jeopardy then. Yeah, Jeopardy makes more sense. Carson Daly. I still want to do this guy. We'll get this one, and then we'll do it. All right. Carson Daly, I will say almost warm. What?

Almost warm. Almost warm. Zah protests. I'll say warm. Okay. Why is Zah protesting? Okay. It's a clue.

Kelly Clarkson Colder than Carson Daly But we're in the neighborhood So Guy Singer Okay Ryan Seacrest. Best guess so far. Okay. Okay.

Nick? Joey Fatone. Colder. I mean, colder, yeah. Cool. So it's a host. It's always a host. Every time it's a host.

He loves hosts. We're always guessing. Regis Philbin. It's always a host. Every time. He loves hosts. We're always guessing. Regis Philbin. That's correct. Holy shit. God rest his soul. That was incredible. Has that been Regis before?

Maybe. Probably. Jay knows like five non-athletes. Hell yeah. Wow, Kate. All right. So now, Jay, you've got to come up with Jeopardy questions, right?

Well, I would come up with a phrase, and then you guys would ask the questions. Wait, how does Jeopardy work? Yeah, he's right. No, no, no. With an answer, and we have to guess how it pertains. I think that might be harder. He has to say like...

No, because I'll call the person, and I'll say, here's the phrase, what's the question? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. He'll say like. No, because I'll call the person and I'll say, here's the phrase. What's the question? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. He'll say like Doritos and we'll say, we'll say, are you thinking about what's your favorite snack?

Yeah. Yeah. Or Che will be like, first thing I jerked off onto. Yeah. Doritos. Right. Doritos. Che, by the way, because we're not going to see you for a couple of days because you're

going to get your penis surgeries. Yeah. I do want just tweet numbers of how many times you expel. Yeah, so like one, two, just the number. Should it be a countdown or a count up? Oh.

I think it has to be a count up because I don't... There's not like a hard number. Maybe Roman numerals. Roman numerals would be cool. Wait, is it how many times you have to do it to then be able to It's kind of like a hard number. Maybe Roman numerals. Roman numerals would be cool. I would appreciate Roman numerals. Wait, is it how many times you have to do it to then be able to have sex? Cream pie without repercussions. Yeah, it's all the, until you're like safe.

But I think a countdown. To have sex safely, got it. We could do a last real bust party. Yeah. We should. And so you could have one last but like here I don't know

what if he went out to his car now and then he could come back and it would be it would be very funny I gotta talk to Dave about this the NHR I'm thinking about it now the last bus party taking place in the Wilcompton Museum

would be pretty funny. That would be a pretty momentous day. By the way, update on the Wilcompton Museum. I have, so next week, hopefully, we're going to be doing a banner, a ribbon cutting. And I've booked Dave Portnoy to cut the ribbon. Wow. I bet you Dave's excited.

Yeah, he was. Big get. Yeah, huge get. And does Dave know that we're going to be doing the last bus party oh no that part we're gonna have to figure out okay i want this to be big i want it to be more time the ribbon cutting and the bust wow yeah as soon as chase in the stall and he's like ah and then boom. Cut it, cut it. Jay's bus cuts the ribbon. We should have, yeah, like a cake. Some hors d'oeuvres. I feel like it's fine to jerk off in your car.

I don't think so. No, absolutely not. What if we got him a hotel room? Oh, yeah, and then you come back. Send him out on a red carpet. What if we just see Jay walk out of Funk's car? He gets back. We could get you a hotel room.

Yeah, we could make it like a honeymoon suite type of situation. I don't know what the – I'm sure like it can't happen for a couple days, but I'm sure after that period we're going to be just stacking numbers. Okay. So like what do you think? 50th should – your 50th should be at the... Yeah, let's get a date. What do we think? Oh, I think...

We should bet it. I don't know. Wait, let's look at a calendar and I'll pick a date. Oh, everybody picks one? I can send you guys, because it's tomorrow morning, I can send you guys, like,

what the start date can be and then, yeah, you can send a date. No, we all have to guess off the start date. That's part of the guess. We're all uninformed medically. What do we get? Oh, do we get the last bust?

A jar of the last bust? You also shouldn't tell me what it is. I think it's like the biggest piece of cake that we get for the last bust cake. Yeah. We get the first slice. Yeah, we shouldn't tell you. So tomorrow we should draft our dates. Okay.

I'm going to be cutting clips tomorrow, but... All right, then leave the room, Che. Okay. Leave the room right now and pull room, Che. Okay. Leave the room right now and pull up a calendar. Okay. So 50 busts. Spin the wheel to see who gets first pick. Oh, that's great.

What's the average? I'm not helping you. It varies. Sundays are a... I'll say a winner gets a thousand bucks Oh shoot We're trying to guess the day of the 50th bust The day of the 50th

Buying my girlfriend a gift that I purchased With money that I won from Che's last bust How romantic Babe we're going on a trip Spin the wheel without doxing anyone Your bus money And then we'll That'll be first pick on a trip. Spin the wheel without doxing anyone. Your bus money.

And then we'll, that'll be first pick. One, two, three. This is our job. He's a dad, so it's not like you can run off and bust all the time. Correct.

So your surgery's tomorrow, Steve? He's already out of the Steve? He's already on through. Fuck. Kate. I have to guess what date he'll have his 50th bust. Yes. I'm going to put it in my calendar. Keep in mind, football is starting.

Shit. It's going to be busy. 30 minute halftimes. I'm going to say 30 plus. I'm going to say Halloween. Oh my god. You have them doing work. Oh is it? One busted day?

50 busts. No chance he's getting one busted day. Alright, you locked it in. He might be eager though. If he knows. He might be eager for the first 10 or 12 but he's going to have a slowdown. All right. Oh, I fucked up then.

No, no. I don't think you did, Kate. Zah, will you write these dates down? Yeah, I bet you. Okay. Kate's bust guess. I'm getting phone calls again. God damn it.

Yeah, I'm getting it too. All right. Son of a bitch. All right. What was your date? Halloween? Kate took Halloween. I think that's a little. I think that's a little...

I think it's a little aggressive. It's Steve and Che. That's what... He's an animal. All right, give me October 17th. That's more aggressive. Yeah, I'm going to go more aggressive. You know what Halloween is?

Yeah. Wow. I'm going to go more aggressive. You know what Halloween is? I'm going to go more aggressive. I think Che grinds it out and he's pumped to cream pie. You guys are crazy. Remember, it's not necessarily 50. He might stop at 40. Yeah.

I think we do it at 50th, right? He said 40 to 50. Let's be safe. Oh, fuck. Alright. Okay. October 4th. Whoa!

Y'all are crazy. He's going to have to miss a couple days of work. Yeah, that's. That might have been a mistake, but I believe in my guy. That's what I do. You guys are doing like a one-a-day clip. No, I'm doing two-a-days. Yeah, two-a-days.

Because I do think. I believe in my guy. That's thuggish. Dude, he's. But he's. For a 36-year-old man. He's a horny. He's a horny-ass man. I did the math in my head. What's the most likely

outcome knowing Stephen Che? Is it that he's going to be late November, or is he going to shock the world? He's also about to become less of a man. Y'all just aren't factoring that in. Does it lower the veto? But I think that's why he's going to be doing it more. Do you see? No. I think he's going to... I don't know if he's going to go multiple days. He might retire

every one. Remember, he does jerk off in the shower. You got three Octobers. He does jerk off in the shower. I'm thinking he's going shower in the morning, hand at night, belly at night. Yeah, I think he's going to attack this like analytically.

Right. Wait, I have another question. Sorry. Is this jerking off only? No. Total bus. Total bus. Okay. Okay, then I feel fine. Regardless of what.

I feel good about what I've said. Weary bus, yeah. Where, how? Oh, I just had. Oh, that was such a bad visual. Yeah. I'm picturing him do it in all ways. I was picturing him putting on a condom.

That hurt. That hurt. That hurt a lot. My brain did just go. That really hurt. Oh, my God. Should I put my football helmet on? Safety first, am I right? Only a few more of these.

Protect the shield February 9th Whoa Hey Brandon Oh, you don't know ball February 9th You don't know ball

I know getting old February 9th The man's gonna age 20 years tomorrow When that thing gets cut off No way. Oh, yeah. Are you? No.

February 9th. Would you ever? No, I am a man. Mm-hmm. Kyle, it'll take my day. Kyle Dean. Kyle Dean. Kyle Dean. I don't know which direction he's going to go here.

Okay, I'm going to go at like a 2.8 per week rate, which would land me on Christmas. Whoa. He would not. The holidays will be tough. Yes. I think he'll try to squeeze it out before the holiday break. I'm going to go

December 19th. That feels like a good... I might have made a mistake. I know. We don't have any. Nobody do. Oh! Can I take your bus?

Okay, December 20th. You had your own pick. Yeah, you had your own pick, but you can now have that one. Can I really? Yeah. I'm sorry, Kyle. Yeah, this is lame. I know your own pick, but you can now have that one. Can I really? I'm sorry. I really hate it. So Kate gets KB's date?

No, no, no. I'll stick with Halloween. Can I ask a question? Is interference allowed? Like jerking him off? I wasn't going to jerk him off. I was just going to send him constantly. No. Just constantly barrage him with porn clips. That has to be illegal. I wasn't going to jerk him off I was just going to send him constantly just constantly just barrage him with porn clips

that has to be a leak listen that's why I asked it's funny no it's not a leak I think ampering is allowed how constant is constant? every day multiple times like 10 a day

just the fucking wet damp lips all that shit Multiple times. Like 10 a day. 10 a day. Just the fucking. He's going to build tolerance. Wet, damp lips. All that shit. Wet, damp lips. That's the old James Brown. You're going to send a prostitute to his house? You buy billboards on his drive home that are just.

Remember James Brown's tweet? The wet. Is he like a. He's the NFL guy. Oh, I thought you meant the godfather of soul. I don't know. What did he say? Wet, damp lips?

I don't think we can pull it up, but I'll find it and read it out loud. He tweeted. He did the old thing where he tweeted a link by accident, and the link was. Oh, yeah. We went to the website. Yeah. Wait, is his name James Brown? Yeah, right.

Sounds like a civil rights leader. Twitter. Yeah. Kyle, what's your date? December 19th. December 19th, yeah. Sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking her personal trainer's big cock. It's from Damplips.com.

A brutal one. I'm going to send Che that one. No man could resist. It's like the one ring. Yeah. Wow. So tampering one. No man could resist. It's like the one ring. Yeah. Wow. So tampering allowed. Tampering is allowed.

I just imagine like HR watching this. What has happened? All right, Nicky. December 21st, Adam Scheffler's birthday. Oh! Get his research. The stars birthday oh get his research the stars he did his research he did his research

Brandon oh Danny Brandon Walsh see who's next February 9th oh wow you don't believe in my guy I don't respect him as a man

I'm going November 17th I think you gotta do to do a Sunday. November was wide open. Oh, no. Sunday? He's not horny on Sundays. Really?

Football. He said he's less horny on Sundays. Maybe the Bucs have a bye week. Okay. That would be awesome. He's not here, right? No. No.

So we shouldn't be able to influence him in any way. Except for the porn links? Like, encourage him to jack off more. You think he'll listen? No, I don't think he would. Say, hey, go home and jack off? He would listen. I'm confused.

You're allowed to tamper. But we can't be like, pick up the pace. We can't be like, pick up the pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta jack off today. I'm gonna unsolicited, with no context, just send him porn links. That's fair. Okay.

That's allowed, but no no like leaving goodies around goodies like fuckable goodies no pies no no no tech no blue trash no nothing do we get updates what if i installed a uh the flesh underneath his desk it was just lips rubbing on him all day the auto blow all right now, yeah, tampering is allowed to any degree. It's going to be early December. I'm just like, dude, I bought two of these. Do you want one? Wow.

Liam Blutman just texted me. November 17th is Bucks Buy Week. Oh! Let's go, Danny. Big get. That's huge. That's got to be a huge J-O week. Oh, big time.

You pretty much got the whole month in November. Are we doing like prices right? I think you got to get exact to get the cash prize, but we could do something for whoever gets closest. Fair. Like a certificate. Yeah, because if he's like... The money's just a plus.

If the winner's like three weeks off, that's not fun. I'm not going to brag about that. No. I might. I'll tell a couple people. You're the guy that was close to Steve's last bust. Please, Nick. I guess Steve and Che's 50th bust all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

It's so perfect that it's Che, too, because he's down for anything. Yeah. I want a big bash Yeah I do too We should Yeah we'll throw him a last bus party Invite his high school friends Yeah

Get a bunch of big pine cones So yeah wait So should the party be Celebrating his first useless bust? Yeah So we'll get him a hotel He'll go He'll come back in

And everybody Like he'll have a tunnel He runs through Yeah Woo Retirement church I want all the numbers Like he I want like

The tweet 49 To go viral Yeah Like mega viral That's what I'm hoping What the fuck is that Every time he tweets Everyone's just like

What Because it will be slow There'll be People won't really realize it Why is he tweeting these numbers Then Like around the early 20s People are like Oh oh, my God.

Crazy action. Yeah. Do like a black and white in memoriam tribute. All the times. All the sperms that are now dead. It's exciting. I'm very excited. Imagine when he has a tweet with two numbers.

28 and 29. Barstool Sports has retweeted your tweet. I want to make this so big. Tom Brady retweets. I want Tom Brady. Yeah, 12. Hey. Barstool Sports has retweeted your tweet. I want to make this so big Tom Brady retweets number 12. I want Tom Brady to, yeah, 12. 12. 12 for Brady. Oh, all right. You get them back in here?

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That's IHatesStevenSinger.com. All right. I'm down to sack up. You guys can use my phone as a star six seven pit. Okay. Let's see. It should be fixed on there. We silenced the calls, notifications, all that stuff.

Okay. No unknown caller should be able to call. All right. So, Steven, get your answer right. So the winner of this will get a chance to do the gauntlet. Not paid. Yes. Oh, wow.

Connor. Connor. Oh, damn. Connor. Get Connor Griffin in. Oh, damn. Connor. Get Connor Griffin in. Connor. What do we got? What do you think?

I can't imagine. Tits. Two tits for Connor? What kind of tits? Juicy? Not juicy. Come on. Come on.

Mom? You know this. You know this. Maternal? Guys. Connor Griffin. Lego tits. On a redhead. Connor Griffin. Lego tits! On a redhead.

Whoa. On a human redhead? No, it's not. Oh, Lego woman. You can't have Lego tits on a human woman. Maybe. Connor's got to see these. You buy your girl breast implants and she gets Lego tits?

I want Connor to be able to share those with the whole office, though. Is there any way? Yeah. Che, do you have your Jeopardy submissions? I'm not right now. Give me a sec. Should we give the winner a bus date as well? A what? A bus date.

Yeah, we can give him that. Oh, yeah, we could do that. Connor, check your phone. I just sent him to you. Let's get a first reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get the camera zoomed in on? Don't look yet.

Yeah, yeah, don't look. Don't look. Oh, no, he's wearing basketball shorts. Oh, yeah. Can we get the camera zoomed in on? Don't look yet. Yeah, yeah, don't look, don't look. Oh, no, he's wearing basketball shorts. Oh, boy. Are we good? Uh-huh. Yeah. Holy shit.

That's incredible. Yeah. Thank you, Big Cat. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, if you need to take the rest of the day off, you can. Okay, yeah, it's a red-headed Lego girl, and she actually has Lego nipples. Yeah.

Usually they don't have those. It's a Lego woman. Usually they don't have those. Usually. Hold on, Connor. They don't have those. That means you've... So how many Lego titties have you looked at?

Usually they don't have them. They can't have that much detail. These are extra. But that means you've been looking at a lot of Lego titties. He was just checking for lumps. You see what I mean, though, Nick? Oh, that's insanely hot. Right.

We see what you mean, but you see what I mean, right? Yeah, I see what you mean. This kind of, yeah. They don't usually have nipples. How many Lego titties have you looked at? Are the nipples typically painted on and not three-dimensional? No, I think it's kind of like a Barbie doll where they don't have any type of nipple at all.

They just have like a bump or a curve. Don't say I think. You know. The thing about this is people at home are going to think I'm a pervert when I'm not spending all of my waking hours looking at Lego tits. tits like that's not what i just have like two hours a day a lot what's on your phone right now lego tits seriously this girl looks like imagine at home folks scarlett johansson yeah the first avengers movie okay if she was totally naked. And a Lego.

A big factor. Oh, I don't see Lego. Well, thank you very much. If you were in prison, would you rather jerk off to a thought or to that physical Lego piece in your cell? Yeah, it's got to be the physical, probably. Yeah, it would be that. I i mean this is a very impressive lego you want to see it brandon i've already seen it okay all right all right that's that thank you

very much i appreciate it see you connor later man oh oh he's he's he's bricked up i know a waistband walk. A walk of shame. All right. I have a person I'm going to call if we have the answer. Jay, what's our answer? Do we want to go easy or hard? I've got several levels.

Middle. Intermediate. Middle. All right. Honey. Honey. Middle. All right. Honey. Honey. Honey is the answer. And they need to come up with a question.

Give them some time. Honey. Give them some time. Are we playing? He's got a... No, we're not. Okay. Just on the spot. Hello?

Oh! Lady Yakker! Are you a woman? Yeah! Yes, I'm Lady Yakker. Okay, what's your name? woman? Yeah. I'm Lady Yakker. Okay, what's your name? Everyone play cool. I'm Greta.

I'm from New Hope, PA. Shout out Bucks County. Shout out Monco. Okay, love it. Hell yeah. Greta, love it. All right, so Greta, we're playing Jeopardy. If you get it right, you get to come to the office and do the gauntlet.

The answer is honey. Honey. Honey. Come on on Greta any more context you know you just have to think of what's in Stephen Chey's brain where the answer would be honey yeah this is pretty good guess Stephen Chey incorrect thank you Greta have a Pet named for his wife? Yeah. Oh, good guess. Stephen Chay?

Incorrect. Thank you, Greta. Have a nice life. All right, bye. Have a nice life. That's the last. We've never talked to her again. Oh, my God. Have a nice life.

Do you want me to give, like, close or hot or cold or just yes or no? No. Someone's got to get it. How long do you think this will take? This I put at, like, six and a half out of ten. That doesn't explain anything. Okay. So no higher hold.

I'll lose my mind. That'll be shocking. Hello? Hello, you're live on the Yak. Who is this? This is Jeremy. Jeremy. We're playing Jeopardy. What's up? We're playing Jeopardy. The answer is Jeremy. Jeremy, we're playing Jeopardy. What's up? We're playing Jeopardy.

The answer is honey. We need the question and if you win, you get to do the gauntlet. That's a bust. I felt like I got nothing. I just got nothing. Come on. You got to get something. You got to throw an answer on the board.

Okay, okay, okay. The answer is honey. All right. What is one of Savannah's biggest exports? Savannah, Georgia. That's a good one. That's not a bad guess, but that's wrong. That's terrible guess.

All right, Jeremy, have a nice life. This is creative. Does it have to be specific to you and your opinions? Say bye forever next time. It does, right? It can't just be a fact about something unrelated to you. Yes, it's an opinion that I have. It's cheery.

Oh, okay. Oh, I know it. I think I know it. I think I know it, yeah. You guys don't know. Don't puss out now. Wow. If you don't pick up, I'm going to say your number out loud.

I think it might be too hard there. Hello? All right, that one was 301. Oh, my God. I'm just kidding. Okay. That guy was wrong. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Honey. I know it. Honey. Honey. Honey. There's just a text in here RIP Psycho Sid I'm going through the text

Jerry the answer is honey what is the question that Che has come up with in his mind the question is honey the answer is honey the question is honey No the answer is honey The question is So it's his opinion Yeah

Okay it's not It's not like a But it's a question or it's an opinion The answer is honey You gotta come up with the question What do bees eat What do bees eat you gotta you gotta come up with the question what a beezy what a beezy no no have a nice life i think saying cows drink milk i just saw i saw jerry because it's all these texts from some random people and it just had there was just a text from Jerry saying, fucking idiot, bro.

Okay. Here we go. Someone's got to get this. We might have to give more. Hot, cold. No, but this is Jeopardy. No, but hot, cold could work. All right. People are going to be watching.

We have a lot of options. People are watching, though, so they'll start to. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, let's see. Hello? Hello, you're live on the app. Who is this?

My name is Carson. Carson. The answer is honey. We're playing Jeopardy. I'm in class right now. Let me walk out. Why did you? Dog.

What a dog. That means he's in class watching the yak just endlessly texting Lucas and also talking aloud 15 minutes come on so what is the question oh it's honey you said

yes his favorite thing Oh, it's honey, you said? Yes. Yes. His favorite thing. No, that's stupid. Jay is stupid. Yeah, you're not wrong. Sorry, Jay. Love you.

His least favorite sticky thing. His least favorite sticky thing. His least favorite sticky thing. Nope. No. Hot and cold, Che. Bye-bye forever. Okay. Hot and cold.

Oh, wow. It's hot and cold. Okay. Honestly, it kind of is. Part of it's hot. Part of it's very cold. Che, text me the answer because I can maybe... I won't give them... Okay.

Okay. Should he text the yak? Yeah, text the yak. Yeah. What? Text him the answer? answer yeah because then we could maybe we won't get tips but we'll i kind of want to react when oh you want to react wait hold on y'all want to know the answer kind of yes okay you want to react i guess we did know the answer to the the reason that day yeah all right okay okay this is gonna be electric the answer is honey honey are you guessing no i'm just oh repeat oh we might be here three we're gonna be here forever i'm ready i graded this as medium i'm ready to hunker down this is not medium

and how was that last one hot and cold in a thousand years hello hey who is this it's cat what you what's your name pat pat pat you're on the yak what's up pat uh we're playing jeopardy this is for a chance to to to do the gauntlet the answer is honey um honey um favorite condiment no that is incorrect but actually not a bad guess Not a bad guess at all Yes thank you Pat The answer is on your phone

So that's a little tip for everyone Not a bad guess This is going to take days That's a good guess And what did he say again, just for the listeners? Condiment. Your favorite condiment. It's gettable.

I still don't know what it is either. I'm playing along. Hello? Hello, who's this? This is Spencer in Madison. Spencer, what's up? You're live on the Yak. Sweet.

Are you working a forklift? There's one in the background, yeah. Yeah, all right. So we're playing Jeopardy for a chance to do the gauntlet. The answer is honey. What is the question? The answer is honey. Mm-hmm.

Are none of these people watching? I don't know. The pet name for his wife? No, that's already been guessed. We'll give you another guess. We'll give you another guess. It's based on. Can we say it's based on Chase's preferences? Yeah, it's based on Chase's preferences.

His favorite thing to put on cornbread. Oh. Good guess, but wrong. Good guess. Have a great life. Okay, that was a good guess. I'm getting sad when you tell everybody to have a great life. What am I supposed to say?

I'm never going to talk to these people again. I never even got to say bye. I don't know. Maybe. You're right. The odds are I'm right. Bye forever just hurt. What should I say?

I'll see you next week? Just tell them love you. Yeah. Yeah. All right, all right. We'll switch it up to love you. No, do like you. Say call me later and they'll just call Lucas.

Oh, yeah. Okay. like you say call me later and it was called oh yeah okay so just to be clear the what was the what was the guest there on cornbread favorite thing on cornbread yeah good good guess solid good good guess is it steaming hot no it's. It's really good. Really good. I still feel like we got a ways to go. Yeah, it could be. Big Cat, what's up, man?

What's up? What's your name? Sam from Colorado, brother. Sam, love it. All right, so we're playing Jeopardy. The answer is honey. Oh, fuck. Che's favorite McDonald's dipping sauce?

Ooh, good guess. Good, solid guess. Good guess, but it's unfortunately incorrect. I love you. Goodbye. That's the response I want. Not that I know. He knows he squandered any opportunity.

Not I love you, just love you. Love you? Yeah, I love you, man. Listen, I'm working. This is the first time I've ever done the Jeopardy with Lucas's phone. What was your sign-off, Brandon, when you took calls? Maybe a we love you?

It was a lot. Hang up in anger. Yeah. Go question my life choices. Someone in the chat has gotten it. Well, don't say that because then everybody else will. There's a million guesses in there. You know what?

Now type your social security in now. Yeah, it's Lucas. Someone's going to get it right now. Disappointing person right here. Hello? Hello, who is this uh this is devin is this big cat yeah this is big cat devin uh we're playing jeopardy the answer is honey what is the question what do i call my girl no why would he that's wrong what you call your girl. That's wrong. Yeah. Sorry. Brandon Walker said he hopes you die. No. No. No. Oh, shit.

He did waste our time. That was a waste of time. I'm working. Are these people not watching? I don't know. I think they're like, they are and they aren't. They tuned in for the first 25 seconds. Those are just Lucas' friends. That was all they needed.

What if it was just Lucas? Yeah, just texting him. Lucas, I've been trying to call you all morning, man. It's about our aunt. All right, but answer this first. Maybe start by asking him if they know what we're even doing. That takes a long time. It does.

Yeah, we need to just get right in and right out. I like doing it right to the point. Honey. What? Say less. Wait, yeah. Call and just say honey. Yeah, just say honey.

We don't need names. Because if they don't know what that means, then hang up. Yeah. That's a good point. All right. All right. Here we go. Holy shit.

No fucking way. Hello. Who is this? This is Josh from Castle Rock, Colorado. Love that, Josh. The answer is honey. What is the question? Things I would lick off my wife's titties.

Steven? Is he wrong? That's not the question. You wouldn't? I said that's not the question. What would you? Of course. Of course.

Of course. Part course. Of course. Partial credit, Josh. Thanks so much, buddy. We love you. No, I don't like we love you. People aren't listening to what we said was warm and hot. No, they're getting further away from the truth. People are just sending all kinds of horse pics for me.

That's good. That's nice. Like horses or horse dicks? No, horse pics. Oh, okay. Like gambling pics. Oh, pics. I meant pictures. Oh, how nice.

Nice portrait of a stallion. hey what's up dude what's up what's your name what you're cutting out in class too yeah i can hear you now what's your name Murphy from Minnesota The answer is honey Is it my favorite Barbecue type Close Close Thank you Murphy we appreciate you so much

Man thanks for listening we love you Let's try to speed up the process just say honey If they get An um you hang up. All right. All right. All right. I like that.

Come on, people. Dig deep. Come on. If you're not going to answer, why did you even text a stranger? Hello? Hello, is this Big Cat? Yes, the answer is honey. What's the question?

What does Che like with his peanut butter sandwich? Close, man. All right. Thank you so much. That would be jelly, though. All right. Yeah. We're close.

You saw how we reacted, folks. That wasn't... It wasn't dead on. It wasn't steaming hot. No. It was hot. Right around there. Yeah. We've given you enough to get it.

Can you say it live to tape then, honey? Why? Just, I don't know. Now you're going to do rules, Lucas? Yeah, Lucas, you're the stickler? Oops. Oh, no. It's also not live to tape, right?

It's just live. I don't know. Live to tape is... Are you telling us to. I don't know. Live to tape is... Are you telling us to lie to the callers? Live to tape is we're recording this live and we're going to... They've texted... They texted you. They're opting in.

Yeah. I'm fair. I was just looking out for you guys. Well, you... Well, you're the producer. Doc's yourself. So if we get in trouble, it's your fault. All right.

The lines are lighting up, folks. Hello? Hello? The answer is honey. Uh, what is beehive no god damn that would be a good

chase beehive you know how Che feels about beehive come on he said beehive by the on. He said beehive. By the way, Lucas, we went over all your data for the month.

Hello. The answer is honey. Fuck, I was on the phone. Beekeeper? No. What? What are these people doing? Oh, man.

What does I was on the phone mean? He texted. Someone's going to get it. This is gettable. Barry. Hey, it's Jimmy from Georgia. Pancake slash waffle topping. Oh, so close. God damn. Pancake slash waffle topping. Oh!

So close, Jimmy. Goddamn. Jimmy, you were right there. And he was prepped. Thank you, Jimmy. I love that. Jimmy, I like that. Call Jimmy. Save that number.

We can call for next reps. Jimmy, we love you. Hey, I'll go a tenth of a driveway on a Wilcoxon bus in that bathroom. Wait, what? What did he say? A tenth of a driveway on the Wilcoxon bus. Oh, I like that. Okay, I like that.

There's probably going to be more. All right. Thank you, Jimmy. Love this guy. Love that guy. That guy was the man. That's what we want. I like Jimmy.

We need more Jimmys. And he was close. What was that guess? Pancake and waffle toppings. Gotcha. On fire. We ought to be getting close. This is the last call.

I don't know I swear if my mom picks up why she saved in his phone Fuck We're close folks We are close Jimmy should get an assist Jimmy was the man They get a lifeline They three way their friend on the call How deep are you scrolling right now? I'm all over the place

Is there plenty to choose from? Oh Thousands Hello? The answer is honey How deep are you scrolling right now? I'm all over the place. Is there plenty to choose from? Oh, thousands. Hello? The answer is honey. Pizza's apples. No. Colder. We're going efficiency.

We're going efficiency. We're going efficiency. Honey is good on pizza. It is. Yeah. Hot honey. Oh, Rinaldi's in Lincoln Park. Honey is good on pizza. It is. Hot honey. Rinaldi's in Lincoln Park.

Yeah? Hot honey suppressed. Cold fire over here. Honey. The answer is honey. Chase's favorite pizza topping. No. You're going to be so embarrassed watching back.

Groundhog Day. There is a slight delay from when we say it to when it goes. Yeah, but it's not true. The answer is honey. What Stephen Chale used to jerk off with. Okay. That's funny, but no. It wasn't. That's mind-shattering hilarity, but...

No time for games. Please don't fuck around. Yeah, you're a riot, but... That guy just pulled over on the side of the road. Slapping his forehead. All right, legend, yes, but... We're acting like we didn't spend 30 minutes talking. Yeah, we're having a bus party,

and we're turning our nose up. Please. Is this where you guys draw the line? Oh, please. Low-brow sophomore. Honestly, yeah, don't... Oh, please. Low brow. Honestly, yeah. Honey. The answer is honey.

Something Che likes in his coffee. Great guess. Not bad. Not as good. So close. Kyle, what happened to your shirt when you were in the bathroom? What happened to my shirt? Oh, it's covered in liquid.

I just spit water out laughing okay love this show and i it's my favorite part of my day was it that caller's joke that got you yeah the caller got him he jerked up did he say honey honey on his dick The answer is honey What Che likes with his butter Oh I thought that was it Almost

Thank you man Is Che just having butter and honey? I can't have my butter plain They did have honey butter at camp Yeah It was money Honey butter is good Yeah

Okay Come on We gotta get someone Oh the phone's freezing up The phone's freezing up Oh no Oh fuck Can we say which guest was the closest?

Oh it was the Yeah the pancake Pancakes and waffles Yeah Yes Yeah if you have a non-food guest now, you just hang up and meet them there. Yeah. Coffee wasn't horrible, though.

No. Coffee was not bad. Good genre. This is very fun. Good news, Lucas, you only have 240 missed calls. And you gotta call them all back. Hey, sorry, I missed your call. What's up, man?

Is Big Cat still there? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Cameron, you should. The answer is honey. Give me biscuits. Nope.

Ooh. That was good. We're within three calls. Chase said this was six and a half. What would you guys put it as? Let's do one more round. Yeah, no, I want to do another round, too. I want the 10.

I want to do another round. Don't just say biscuits. Say the question. Yeah. Have some respect. Can we give another hint? No. I think we're close enough with the hint.

Somebody's got to get it. Someone has to get this. Running out of options. This is the reason all over again Can we repeat what we said was close? It was Because we said Coffee

We said That's what I was just going to read Hey Answers honey What does Jay like on his crepes? Oh Hey, hey, hey Oh shit

This is so good. This payoff is going to hit. It is. It's going to mainline. Yeah. Oh, my God. People have pancake brain, though. Yeah.

I don't know if I love. I don't want to mess up people's train of thought. I also don't think of guys as eating this a lot. Yeah. Oh, no, no. Okay. Let's let this play. Okay.

I can't wait to actually make fun of his answer. Yeah, no, that's a whole other. Yeah, right. There's this multifaceted fun. I have to shit so bad, but I won't. The answer is honey. What does Che like in his oatmeal? Yes!

Luke. Luke. Did you say your name was Luke? Go take that poop, buddy. Luke. Luke. Incredible job. We'll figure out.

Do you have a Twitter or anything you have a free you can have them dm me have a dm steven che uh we'll take down your number dm steven che and dm steven che your number so we can verify and then anytime you're in chicago you get a free gauntlet try all right sounds good all right man congratulations just you should honestly be as proud as you could possibly be a big day all right all right container that's how that's what i expected oh that was great oh my god oh you just text me that number so i know what yeah chay uh we don't go after those that was your fucking oh that's was your fucking thing you like the most in oatmeal? Gotta get that with the oatmeal.

You gotta. Do you guys eat oatmeal? I love it. Do you eat oatmeal? Fellas, is it gay to eat oatmeal? Shout out, Luke. So, Luke, just a reminder, if you DM Che and dm your phone number well this is what's his area code how far is he uh he said new jersey okay so uh if you dm your your number to che i have your

i took down i screenshot your number so we will have uh we'll have you come in you don't have chase saved in your phone power move not a lot i don't think Chase saved into your phone? Power move. Not a lot of overlap. I don't think we've ever texted before. Yeah, because he'll dox his number. It happens one time, and all of a sudden you dox phone numbers all the time. I kind of want to do this again. I love that. I do too.

Yeah, we got time. One more? Fuck it. Fuck it. We got time. That was electric. Anyone ever put honey in their oatmeal it. We got time. Also, that was electric. Anyone ever put honey in their oatmeal, actually? I feel like you wouldn't taste much.

I don't think it would taste. I don't. No, that's also not. Well, I don't like. Kate's right. Oatmeal is a chick food. No. Yeah, it is.

Oatmeal with honey on top of it. It's healthy. Oatmeal's a chick food. Yeah, I'm never going to eat it again. He cuts the strawberries into hearts. Sorry, guys. It's. Yeah.

Yeah. Oatmeal is a cheat. What was the other chick thing we were making? Oh, Lucas reads directions on games. Oh, yeah. Big time chick. Well, Monopoly especially. That's a house rule game. Big time chick move.

Yeah, he's like, oh, actually, that's a myth. Yeah, he did. Well, actually, do you? Yeah, free parking is actually a myth. Fucking loser. Meanwhile, he was having, like, rip your eyelid off for $8. And we're dealing with thousands. All right.

Brandon, do the DraftKings ad read. Che, think of your next one. I'm grabbing a water. Do you want easier or harder? Hard. Hard? As hard as hard can get. Yeah, go hard. I have a very hard, but I don't know. Hard? Hard? As hard as hard can get. Yeah, go hard.

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25 meatballs, 4 pounds of meat. That's not that much. Calorie count, you think. 25 meatballs. 25 meatballs, four pounds of meat was... That's not that much. Calorie count, you think? Estimate? Over 3,500? That's what we came... I think. Yeah, that's good.

Maybe more. It was potentially over 5,000. I was ripping anime farts all night. What do you mean anime farts? Once you smell them, you go... Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh! Yeah. I love this. It's the best. Have you eaten anything since? Haven't eaten anything since. Besides Tums.

That was gross. It was disgusting. Every bite after Meatball 15 was like a nightmare. Like, it just couldn't chew. Will you never have them again? I'm going to take a break. Much needed tea break after last night. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Any conspiracy theorists out there think Lucas did this on purpose to become part of Yak lore? Yes. Yeah. Yes. He's very driven by that. Kind of. He's been trying for a while.

He's in the lore now. Mm-hmm. Lucas? It's better this than squeezing into those fucking pants lucas you're here the rest of the week right so what can you do tomorrow social security number credit card i don't know i only plan for this one leak i'll think of another one let's wait did i forget to put all my clothes on when i came here planned is a strong word What? He's got his three options here. A hard, a very hard.

Let me see. Oh, my God. And medium. I think the medium might be the hardest, though. Yeah, that's the hardest thing ever. Oh, my God. But wait. Wait, no, no, no, no.

Very hard. Very hard. Very hard is the hardest. No. Yes. Very hard is the hardest. Because. Yes. Very hard is the hardest. Very hard is the hardest. Because that's just so not true.

We're going to just say very hard because we're not going to do it. I kind of want to do very hard. Let's do very hard. I think very hard. All three are remarkably hard. Don't you agree? The third one's not hard. It's impossible to assign difficult.

I think they're all really hard. The question to number three is crazy. Let's do very hard, I think. Oh, my God. It's just. Spin the wheel. Hard, very hard, or medium? No, let's do very hard.

Let's do very hard. Y'all all want to do very hard. Let's do very hard. I don't know if we'll ever get out of this show. I don't know how you can lead to this answer. I don't think you can. Never. No.

Yeah, let's just talk about Very Hard. So, Very Hard was, the answer was thick. Steven, what was the question? No, we're just, not Very Hard? We're not going to do this. I thought we were doing one. No, we're going to do one of these, but Very Hard is literally impossible. That's impossible.

It is. Very Hard is extremely difficult. I don't even know what that means. I didn't know they made different sizes. Oh, yeah. You ever read The Thin? Okay. All of it is.

Have you ever read The Thin? It's the nature of The Thin. Do you have an opinion on what's the best of this? I don't like any of these. Neither do I. I like the third one. The third one's so hard. I like the third one. The third one's so hard. I think the third one's fairly easy.

And then the first one is the only option, really. All right, we're not going to say it. Let's spin the wheel. Let's let the wheel decide. Well, I think we've said too much about it. I don't think so. I don't think you could ever get it. No, I don't think it's guessable.

We only said thick. Yeah, and I don't think you could ever get it. All right, we're going to go with the hard. That's fine. I think, no. It's the easiest one. It's the worst one. Yeah, it's the worst one.

All right, fine. Let's go with the medium. That's really very hard. We're going to dive in. No, Che, send one more. Oh. Yeah, Che. Eliminator.

Can we get a couple more options here? All right, so it's medium. All right, give me like two minutes. I think medium is pretty funny. I think medium is pretty stink. All right, come with. I want to try medium. You want to try medium? Yeah.

Medium could be hard, but somebody could get it on like the third or fourth. I don't think they're getting it on the third or fourth one. I'm just going to say the very hard one because we need to talk about it. The answer was thick. The question was... What is the best type of blank? What could it be? The best type of blank.

Latina. Yeah. That would make sense. I just can't. Hamburger. It would take me years. Years. Yeah.

The answer is. So the answer is thick. The question is, what is the best type of dental floss? What the fuck?'s tights i had no idea even thick dental floss is very thin that's impossible i like the third one i think the third one's gettable and not not i agree i think we should try the medium okay okay all right what is the best type of dental floss thick and you ever had thin dental floss it is very bad yeah but there's no getting hot to that it's just less question there's no no one's gonna say literally never we i we could have played this game for weeks and weeks and

weeks and no one would have that's why it's very hard but But then the hard one. The hard one. Can we talk about that? I think that one's pretty gettable too. Yes. Ish. I think it's easier than the medium one. I do too. All right.

So which one are we doing? Medium. All right. We're doing medium. Well, can we also say the hard one? Sure. Yeah. The answer.

He'll come up with more. He's got a million of these. The answer is toothpick. And the question is,ick and the question is what what is the best utensil for a free sample one of the other options little spoon tiny tiny four it's almost the only but i guess that does make it the best okay all right so the one that we're going to be doing for everyone listening is the answer is hot dog hot dog hot dog i will say i think you can be a little bit lenient with the phrasing of the question no i think they got to

get it because it's a medium an exact uh pretty much i think they got to get they got to get no i i think we got to be strict about it they'll judge off our reaction i don't understand the verbiage i'll i'll resend the verbiage. You're just going to resend it just like it is? I'll tinker. The answer is hot dog. Okay. And we're off again.

All right, and we're off again. Hey, what's going on? the answer is hot dog oh god best fourth of july food no good guess it's a good guess yeah can i see what it is oh i forgot danny's not on the text that's right i. I want to play along. Oh, yeah. It's hard, Danny. Now I'm thinking this might be weeks, too. No, all right. He sent the new one. It's... New verbiage.

Yeah. No, I like the other verbiage. I think you have to get exact. I think so, too. First verbiage only. The answer is hot dog. Hot dog. The hardest thing to cook over a fire.

Nope. No. Thank you for your time. Certainly harder thing. That's the easier thing to... Like a whale would be harder. You should have had A lot of harder. Billy Madison, no, and we are all now dumber after.

Your own, like, child. Yeah, your child. That's what Abraham had to do. Hello? The answer is hot dog. Best phallic-shaped food. Not bad. Nope, not bad, but not great.

Warmer than last, but you wouldn't call any of those warm. Did he say phallic? Yeah. It means dick-shaped. Okay. Thank you, Kate. You're welcome. Add that to the repertoire.

What's up, Big Cat? The answer is hot dog. Is that Shay's favorite thing at the Costco food court? You're getting better. And don't do the what's up big cat. Don't waste our time. None of this fanfare pizzazz. You'll have plenty of chances to say hello to big cat in your life.

Lucas is chat close. Whoa, there's a bug. There's a bug. What is that? It's creepy Crawly. Oh, oh, oh. He's under the chair.

He's gonna be in my ass. Yep. No one in the chat has gotten it yet. Yo, what's up, big cat's ass? This is, even though it's medium It's hard All of them are

They're all hard Easy is very hard Whoa I'm gonna text this guy back Fuck you All they heard was The cat say it's hard Is my time not valuable to you

Pussy Text it back Fuck you buddy Yeah Seriously Hung up on us You don't hang up on us Well they hung up on you.

The answer is hot dog. Knowing Stephen Shay's ass has probably got to be his favorite thing to put in mac and cheese. Not bad. That is a Stephen Shay answer. Do know Stephen Shay's ass. Thank you. That was also a good, efficient yo at the beginning.

That was fine. Get right to it. Still, don't say a word. We'll do the talking. You're a hot dog, and then that's your permission to speak. Hello. The answer is hot dog favorite thing to get at the zoo no good guess

good guess that got a new J too you did get a hot dog at the zoo the other week I believe I think I got it for my kid the hot dog at the zoo the other week oh it gets i believe uh i think i got it for my kid i don't think okay but yes the hot dogs yeah yeah hello the answer oh oh hi hello woman woman yeah hey whoa uh sup Whoa. Sup? Hey. I'm trying to get Jerry to paint his room for a screen. I'm live.

What? Okay. The answer's hot dog, though. Okay. Cool. All right. All right. See you around.

What the fuck was that? What did she say? What happened there? Women be like. She said, hey, Lucas, we'll send whatever you want to get Jerry to paint his room for a screen. I love Jerry. He's got to get that his room for a screen. I love Jerry. He's got to get that room painted for a screen. There's so many options for stipulations.

Also, I'm a girl, not a weird dude. Anyway, painting your room for a screen is awesome, and Jerry totally has to do it. My name is Madison, by the way. Let's play. All right, she's weird. Well-adjusted being. Yeah. You're just like the city.

Okay. Love. Figures a woman just can't follow the rules. Yeah. Ruined everything. The answer is hot dog. Yeah, I know, man. What is he what?

Likes to feed birds. Okay, thank you. That's kind of weird. No, no, no. What? They love it. That was so weird. You want some mustard on it?

Do birds not eat worms? Are worms not meat? And then we lose again. Here we go. The answer is hot dog. What Justin Long was trying to give Stephen Chay's wife one day. Oh! That's a callback joke.

That's a great callback joke. All right, we got the callback joke out of the way. No more of that. Yep. Can we get an AI image of Che feeding birds hot dogs? I need them photoshopped as the woman from Home Alone. Yeah. I think we have a real image of that.

The answer is hot dog. Che's favorite thing to eat at the ballpark. Oh! Yep. Close. You can get some context clues. Imagine if I was calling people and saying thick. And hoping they said Shay's favorite dental floss.

Yeah, you got it. Setting you up. Hey, you're live to tape thick. What? Hello? You're a woman? I am. Yeah.

That picture you sent, was that you? Hey. I just want to talk about it. Okay. All right. We'll talk. I'll send that to Lucas. The answer's hot dog.

What he chooses to, oh, gosh, get at an NBA game. Ah! Thank you so much. Appreciate it. I'll have Lucas text you. Hey. What was that? That woman sent you her breasts, Lucas. What?

Oh, she did. Yes, she did. Oh, Lucas is going to throw those right out. Is that real? Yeah. Let's go, Lucas. Lucas. Oh.

Yeah. Lucas. I'll screenshot this one for you, Lucas. I really did. And it's just one. Yeah, it was one. It was one. Oh, Mook style.

Oh, it doesn't. That was nice. One doesn't count. One sympathy. Fuck you guys. One doesn't count. Oh. No, one counts. That was very nice. One doesn't count. One sympathy. Fuck you guys. One doesn't count. No, one counts. That was very nice.

Thanks for sending that. One is the whole, you know, it's like the, you don't want to send two right away. Yeah, and you know what the other is going to look like. Yeah. Very simple. Not always. Not always. Thank you, Danny.

Not always. Who said not always? Stop. Stop. Thank you, Danny. Not always. That's Zog. Who said not always? Zog. Zog. Giving Zog war flashbacks. Hey, the answer's hot dog. Stephen Chay's best thing to cook on the grill. Nope. No.

Oh, he doesn't. And we're colder. Yeah. Lost it. I guess it's Bobby Altoff always posts about having like one deflated titty. Yeah, I want a baby breastfeeding. Oh, you're breastfeeding. Deflated? Yeah about having like one deflated titty Yeah, when a baby is breastfeeding Deflated? Yeah It's like deflated

No, after the baby eats Hey, the answer's hot dog Winnie Harlow's have to be different Things Che likes to eat when he's sick No No What? Babe, can you grab me a hot dog?

I've been puking all morning. Can you grab me just a dog? I feel like fucking shit. He's in the back of that ambulance. Do you guys have any hot dogs back here? My shoulder's killing me. I need something to go with my Robitussin. Chicago style, please.

God. Lucas, the answer God. Lucas. The answer is hot dog. The question is his favorite thing to eat at an NFL game. Oh. Close. You should be able to pick up context clues about how you should start the sentence. Every time they say Adam.

Yeah. You got to have that ready to go. He had a good voice. Just so we're clear, what verbiage do we need? The first one. Whoa. What the fuck is that? Calling a fart?

Calling a landline. What is going on? We're calling 1948. This is a pay phone. The answer is... I need this person to pick up. The answer is hot dog. What the hell is going on with your phone, dude?

He was embarrassed. Yeah, I would be embarrassed. Wait, are you still there? Hello? Oh, the answer answers hot dog. Fake voice. Is that his favorite thing to eat at a work barbecue? Whoa.

What's your voice, dude? What's a work barbecue? I think we're talking to a cartoon. What? What is your voice? I was born with a baby. No. No, you weren't.

No, you weren't. Lucas, do you have a friend named Phenom? Oh, Phenom? That's our mod. Yeah. Oh you have a friend named Phenom? Oh, Phenom? That's our mod. Yeah. Oh, what's up, Phenom? Oh, is that Phenom's voice? Yeah, Phenom.

All right. I'm Phenom. Thanks for joining. Oh, wait. That was a different voice. That was Phenom. That was Dylan. Solid guy.

Shout out, Phenom. Phenom will be modding during our sub-a-thon tomorrow. Yeah, that's right. He's one of the best. Are we sure we're getting this right? What? This answer. It's going to happen.

Not the, I think the second version, yeah. Hello? Hi, the answer's hot dog. His favorite thing to eat at a zoo. No. You've got to watch the show. No, I think we've got to get the first one, though. Yeah, I like the first one, too.

Yeah, definitely. But someone's going to say the first one, though. Yeah, I like the first one, too. Yeah, definitely. But we're going to... Someone's going to say the second one, and we're going to do what? Celebrate? I didn't even read the second one. No, no, no. We're going to say, ooh! Yeah, I'm ready to do that. Yeah, okay. Kate, do you have that in you? Practice. I think so. Practice. Good.

Not quite. Hey, the answer's hot dog. Shay's favorite thing at Raymond James. No. It's not at a football game. Yeah. We've established that. By the way, we're 0 for on people texting, I got it.

Okay. They don't got it. Hello? The answer's hot dog Is it chance for everything To eat at a tailgate You texted I got it a lot For that answer dude You texted a lot for that

No no don't You said I got it a lot No no don't Relax man Get your feet Alright alright I'll talk to you later dude Alright

Big Cat did you like him I kind of did buckle up folks this is medium we never would have gotten it if we had done the hard what do you think the guesses would have been? The best guess would have been freezing. Like, there was nobody that was going to get warm within the first hour. The answer was like the thinnest product in the world. If only they made this thick.

This floss. The answer's hot dog. Che's favorite thing to eat as a child after a pool party. No, that would be windowsill. Lead paint. Windowsill. Okay. That's true.

Hello. The answer is hot dog. What does Steve and Shay like to eat at the beach? Hello? The answer is hot dog. What does Steve and Shay like to eat at the beach? Oh. Nope. Nope. That wasn't. That's good. It was leading.

For the record, that was not the O that we were planning on. They'll know the O. Yeah, they'll see it. Kate, preview it, please. I might. Oh. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

It's Kate's giving birth sound my favorite part the answer is hot dog no my favorite part about this is chase sitting in the boots right now being like how do they not get this? It's so easy. He did say someone might get it on like three or four. Yes, he did. No, not a chance. He has literally been fighting me about that for the last 10 minutes. Fighting you about what?

I've been trying to tell him it's impossible and he thinks people are going to get it by two. The answer's hot dog. Fuck Danny Conrad's ass Yeah Nailed it I love that guy though Oh okay

Alright Fuck the fucks Dad Love you guys What's the You have a question For the answer's hot dog No I

I just wanted to say Fuck Danny Conrad Oh shut up Oh okay Fuck you Wasting our time Our time isn't valuable to you What a slap in the face.

Danny, what did you do? What did you do? You have enemies? He was kidding, I think. I think. It still hurts, though. It still hurts. Well, as long as it hurt.

All right, I'm sending him back a text that says die. Thank you. He has an Android, too. Oh, what a loser. Oh, he's already dead. Oh, my God. I feel better already. See what you did, Che?

Oh, my God. Hello? Dude, what were those tits you sent? I googled big-ass red-headed titties. Okay, all right. Answer's hot dog. What does Stephen Che like to eat at the movie theater? Oh.

Deez guess, Deez guess. They're crazy. I don't know about this. No, you don't want it. No, it's not. I've never seen anything like that. No, I haven't either. I think Beach may have been close. It was good.

Movies isn't bad. The answer is hot dog. Che's favorite thing to get from a street vendor. No. Man. That's not terribly off either. It's not terrible. I like from a.

An angle to it. At and from. Che, how do you feel? I'm confident this is going to be got in the next five minutes. Five? Five minutes? Che, no. The acceptable version, in my mind.

No, the first version is the only acceptable version. We've decided that. They're not going to say the first version, though. That's the problem. We need the second one. His phone is freezing up. Want to do the high noon ad? Sure thing. High noon, everybody. The moment everybody's been waiting for is freezing up. Want to do the High Noon ad? Sure thing.

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Visit HighNoonSpirits.com to find it near you. My, my, my. Num, num, num, num. Hello? The answer's hot dog. You already called me. Go again. Go again. Let's see.

You did like that guy. Wait, are you the guy I liked? No, you weren't. Okay. All right. Shay's favorite thing to get at a WWE event. It's not. Thank you.

I'll try not to call you again. Y'all have hammered all the events, I think. Oh, fuck. That's why I'm saying Beach was the closest. Yeah. Do we want to know if the chat has gotten close at all or no? No. Sure, Lucas.

They're not playing. Yeah, fine. Have they? They are not close. Okay. Cool, cool. No, they'll get it in three or four guesses. Five minutes, yeah.

He said that at one. I'm going to pee. I'm at no risk of missing. No. No, you're fine. No, you can shit if you want. I'll come get you. Drinking so much.

You're at three? I might go a third in a minute, too. That's thick ass. It's like dental floss. The answer is hot dog Best thing to get on a boardwalk Oh Man

I want it so bad I do want a hot dog now Oh yeah Yeah That'd be great Very badly Hot dogs are so good guys Yep

A dog would hit I want Imagine head i won't imagine i mean i just keep thinking back to thick hello the answer is hot dog okay favorite thing to eat from street cart no come on guys two guys gotta think of where else you can eat hot dogs. The problem is it doesn't. The answer is hot dog. Change everything to eat on a sunny day. Could be.

We're circling it. Yeah. The problem is it doesn't match. I don't associate. That's all I'll say. We've said enough. Hello? Hot dog.

Shade's favorite thing to eat at the halfway house. Oh! I got it. I think that counts. That doesn't count. That absolutely counts. Halfway house is the turn.

Halfway house? Yes. I've never heard that. I've never heard a turn called the halfway house. Halfway house is a turn. Yes, that's what it means. Unless he's talking about the... That's the turn.

Unless he's talking about rehab. No. Does he mean the golf? Wait, what does he mean? What would you mean? Between the ninth and the turn. She's on my rehab. No. Does he mean the golfer? Wait, what does he mean? What would you mean? Between the ninth and the tenth. Yeah! How the fuck?

What's your name? Nick. Nick, where are you calling in from? I live like 40 minutes from the city. All right, so can you be here tomorrow to do the gauntlet? I can do it. All right, let's go, Nick. Alright, I'm going to have Che reach out

to you, alright? Alright, great job, Nick. Alright, see you. See you tomorrow. Oh my god. You guys promised me. I know. Went right to it. He just said Che's favorite thing to eat at a halfway house. I've never heard it called a halfway house. I've always heard it called

a halfway house. I didn't know Che golfed. I've never called it a halfway house. Halfway house is not golf. That's rehab. Yes, it is. No, that's Danny. Yeah. Halfway house is definitely golf.

He even specified. Is that a Chicago thing? I don't know, but it is the halfway house. That was like when you're in a restaurant and go to the bathroom and the server finally brings back your food. And you just missed it. Yeah. Fuck.

Damn. We'll get a final ruling all right no he got it he got it he got it he specified he was referring to that thing i just didn't know it was that i didn't know that either before even golf course who's you calling oh i don't know who you're calling. He calling. He's probably at the halfway house right now. Yeah.

Well, he can answer if he's at the halfway house. Was it Wednesday? He's probably practice rounding. Oh, who was that? It's Colin Riggs. Oh! What were you going to say? I was going to say, what's a halfway out? Why did I think you were calling Brooks a Capco?

No, it's Colin Riggs. Yes. The M.S. golfer. Come on. His ruling would be final. All right, we'll do this ruling final. I think I'm just addicted to holding my phone up like this. Is this your most phone calls in an hour?

I used to work at a... Your cold call? Yeah, the guy who cold called you right when you sat down for dinner. That was you? I did that one time, too. Were you good at it? No, it was terrible. Does it ever work, or do you just have to fool old people?

You get like one an hour and that would be success. That was Frankie. Okay. It's not simple-ass Trent. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Don't tell me. Hey, what is a halfway house? Halfway house is iconic, Dan. You know that. What is it? Halfway house is iconic, Dan.

You know that. What is it? Halfway house is where you stop halfway through the round. Thank you. Hey, Riggs. Invite him out. Invite him out. Riggs, you just won a free trip to try the gauntlet.

Oh, that's so exciting. Yes, yes, yes. Amazing. And Nick will walk you through it. I just want to see Nick. I'll fly all the way there to see Nick. All right, okay. All right, come anytime. I appreciate that. That's amazing. And Nick will walk you through it. I just want to see Nick. I'll fly all the way there to see Nick. All right, okay. All right, call me anytime.

I appreciate that. That's very nice. Thank you. All right, see you, Riggs. All right, bye. The ruling is final. The ruling is final. How dare you?

What's the problem with that? I don't think you asked the question right. I said, what is a halfway house? The leading question, you should have said, what do they call the place where you stop at the turn and golf? But I said, what is a halfway house? And he said it's the – He clearly meant this.

Yeah. No, the first guy didn't mean it. I give him that. But why are you – he was right. I'm just saying I thought it was a leading question. I thought you could have said, hey, what's the place you eat at during the stop, the turn, and see if he would say halfway house on his own. Can we get Riggs on the thumbnail?

All right. Well, that was a lot of fun. A blast. Yeah. We might just play it again tomorrow. Yeah. And Friday. Because, Che, what time is your surgery?

Morning 9. Are you going to be under? No. All right. So you could send us some chepardy. Can you leave us with some yeah leave us like five oh i'm i'm supposed to clip tomorrow so i think i should be fine all right so you'll just send us some tomorrow okay and then nick was it nick yeah we'll come in and

do the call yeah he'll be around and how do we know if it's him there's gonna be a bunch of no i have his number okay and che's gonna text him tell him to send a bunch of teeth. No, I have his number. Okay. And Che's going to text him. Tell him to send a picture of his face. Yeah, Che, vet him. So, obviously, we have security here. They will not let anyone else in. What's wrong, Che? You sent me the same photo twice. Fuck.

Oh, jeez. Wasn't that one girl's titty? I did, didn't I? Oh, no. no oh this was alright so that's the one for tomorrow and then this is the other guy Jay who

what was he Vinny from New Jersey no you sent me New Jersey cause you sent it at 1.31 and then you re-sent it at 2.03 oh shit so Lucas you can't get your phone fixed yet you can just see like how long the phone call was to a recent person

oh I got it I got it this is our phone now this is the Yak phone ok I got it ok okay that was quite something a blast Lucas thank you

we had actually Brandon should be thanking you more than anyone. Why? We would have done two hours on you and Funk in our heart. You take one ride in your barber's cyber truck. That would have been the entire show. After he makes you look as handsome as he can.

We had nothing else. That was the show. One ride in your barber's cyber truck, and then he tells you good morning the next day, and all of a sudden you're cheating on your boyfriend. I think that should be our next smut book. Cheating on Brandon. Cheating on my boyfriend.

He's honking Tiny Dick Art for Brandon's heart. Should make a reality dating show out of it. That would be cool. The barber and the bald man. Love is bald. Love is bald. Love is blind. All right.

Well, let's spin the wheel. Lucas, try not to dox anyone. i still can't believe you did that you oh just to update lucas has uh three thousand texts three thousand three thousand popular let's see let's see the sound let's see the final number. Lucas, you have... How did you do that? Damn it, Kyle. That was premature. Sorry.

3,700 texts. Wow. Good for you, Lucas. Yeah. The good thing is with the iPhone, they have the known and unknown. That's nice. Over under 400 titties. Way, way under.

I think it's probably one. Might be single titties. No, it was multiple. Those are Google titties. Promise you there's a few dicks in there. Yes. Yeah. Actually, load them up.

No, no, no, no, no. Load them up. Hell yeah. No, no, no. load them up really no no no send some dicks hard dicks come on come on

oh your mom texted Joy I need to get you a new number that was nice of her did she really yeah tell her tell her no we're fine

say I'm an adult mom she has to get oh man alright Lucas does your mother pay for your phone Oh, man. All right. Lucas, does your mother pay for your phone? I'm still on their plan. The family plans and family. Yeah.

Oh, man. All right. Spin that wheel. Come on, Jamiroquai. Corner Jamiroquai is looking bigger than all the other. Nothing sweet.

It's been a drought. It has been. That was fun. That was a good time. That was so much fun. Stephen Che, good luck tomorrow. Are you, thank you. Have you announced much fun. Stephen Che, good luck tomorrow. Thank you.

Have you announced, I saw online, your betting partner? Yes, yes, my parlay with Matthew Barry, the fantasy goat, is live in the DraftKings Sportsbook in the full section. Very cool. That's got to feel good. Yeah, no, awesome. Very excited about it. Have you DMed Shefty at all?

Saying, like, sorry? Oh, yeah, we have an update on that. We're working on it. It's not dead yet. Whoa. I see what you're doing. I talked to him yesterday. Yeah, it's not dead yet.

It's got life. It's been revived. Was Shefty saying how bad he wanted you? The game of telephone I might have misconstrued. Still, the basis of it is correct. Dead. No, of what Shefty wanted. The details of it is correct dead no of what chef you wanted the the details of it

I might have gotten a little he might have explained it to me a little wrong I it's not dead yeah it's not dead we're gonna take another shot at it that's what I'll leave it at we're gonna take another shot at it okay

please subscribe we'll see everyone tomorrow thanks Lucas thank you Lucas That's what I'll leave it at. We're going to take another shot at it. Okay. Please subscribe. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Thanks, Lucas. Thank you, Lucas. Thanks for watching guys. Please stop texting me. Peace.