The Yak - We're A Wheel Show Now | The Yak 1-20-22

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, boy. This has got the vibe of, like, a Sunday after a bachelor party, and it's like, whoa, last night got pretty fucked up. Wow, what fucking happened last night? So, Nick, how's the dough? It's a little red. It's a little hot. A little hot? Yeah? It's a little red. It's a little hot.

A little hot? Yeah, it's a little hot. It's a little concerned. Like temperature? Yeah. That's not good. No, I don't think that's good. No, you know what?

That's just your body just pushing all this shit out. What's Kyle doing? Kyle is... That's how he always sits. It definitely feels uh yeah like a sober reality of waking up and being like wait what we did that on a fucking wednesday no no i'm pissed what are you pissed about? Why wires? So many of them. I don't know about that collar.

It's too big. I know. It's askew. Did you just buy that piece? Fairly recently. Why are you calling it a piece? KB doesn't buy clothes. He buys pieces.

No prep sheets today? Stephen Chay's out. We have one. The printer broke. Oh, we have one prep sheet. All right, we'll pass it around. Who gets it? I'll start, right, we'll pass it around. Who gets it?

I'll start, and then I'll pass it around. Frank, we don't know what's going on when you play a video. You got to play it either in the mic. It's a video of a young, young KB. Really? Did somebody send that to you? Yeah. What'd you get?

A young KB post-wrestling interview. Oh, yeah, this got posted, yeah. Send that to TJ, and we can put it on the camera. We already played it. We did this whole song and dance. Oh, yeah, we did. Everyone clowned me for being the best wrestler in the state. In your division.

Not just in my weight class. That was, I won the most outstanding wrestler award. Of all wrestlers. Pound for pound. That's funny I won the most outstanding wrestler award. Of all wrestlers. Yeah, pound for pound. Man, that's funny though. I did get confirmation.

It's funny how young I was. I texted everyone, I got, time, how does it work? Yeah. Well, I love whenever,

like, there's like an older picture, like when that Tony Scheffler video gets posted with Dave and I playing basketball in his driveway and everyone's like

holy shit dude what happened to you well yeah 10 years the internet is constantly they're obsessed with like your how you look differently yeah it's like 10 years that would be age yeah wow i really like i had a glow up no you're just like legal to fuck now like yeah you're allowed to be you're attractive to adults. Those are the worst ones. People were like, Oh, look at my glow up. And this picture of them from there,

like 10. Yeah. Damn. I would have never touched you. Yeah. TikTok trend was like 10 years ago. You were a senior in high school. So they show the senior year book.

Pick to now. Yeah. And you're like twenties. And then like the kids try to jump in it. And they're like, they're glow up Was like 9 to 17 Yeah

It's like ew They have puberty Oh man Euphoria is dope though Oh You're on it It's dope I watched it as well

It's dope It's well Dope or tight I still have the same hang ups About like the teen fucking Apparently season 2 There's a lot of teen fucking Are you on season two?

And I don't like any of the main characters, but it's a good show. I would actually, I think that it would be good content. Frank, if you did a Euphoria review. Yeah, that would be great content. You should watch that show and give Frank's thoughts. That would be incredible. That would be so good.

Frank's Euphoria review. Can you do it? I'm going to give you that assignment. You have HBO? Yeah. That's all you need, brother. Frank, come on. I'll try to watch it.

I'm giving you a good idea here. I'll try to watch it. You doing a blog series of you reviewing. It gets off to a blog series. It gets off to a hot start. Raw dog and teen. A trans 17-year-old gets fucked by her classmate's dad. Fuck it.

Don't give it all away. That's the pilot? Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Wait, so, Frank, yeah, I would like you to watch it and give us your review. I think it would be very good. All right, well, next Thursday I'll have a review. Beautiful.

We've been scheming up some ping pong ball ideas in the group chat. Yeah, so I did get confirmation today, so everyone who watches the Yak should get ready. So Super Bowl week we will be there. Everyone will be there. Four to seven Pacific time, so it's going to be an evening Yak. We're going back to our roots. Evening yak.

So there will be no midday yak. Get ready. Super Bowl week, but we will do two hours, sometimes three hours. We've got a lot of stuff planned. The ping pong balls are going to the ping pong ball draft on, what is it, Friday, February 4th? Yeah. That will be one of our best yaks ever.

I'm going to just say it right now. It's going to be scary. We're going to prep. We are going to have 100 options. And the day before, the office is closed, right? That Thursday? Didn't they give us the day off after the party? I'm not going to make you guys come in to do a yak so we can just.

I'll come in. That is kind of crazy. We're getting a day off after the party. No, we're not doing that. Okay. We're coming in. It's crazy to think that any of us

are going to the party. I am not. I am not. I am not. But yeah, that Friday, we're going to have to really... We're going to have to use that whole Friday

before we go off to L.A. Fuck. Ping pong balls. Should we just do the case race early? I want to. I want to. We should come behind them. Sass has to just watch. I think it would be harder Should we just do the case race early? I wanna. We should come behind him. I think it would be harder if Sass had to do Diet Coke.

Yeah, I don't want to do that at all though. I don't want to do a case race. Big ol' belches. We got a lot coming up on the Yak. Diet Coke is fun. Put that on a quote board. Diet Coke is fun. Diet Coke is fun. Diet Coke is... Put that on a quote board. Diet Coke is fun. Wouldn't that be like too much caffeine too?

Diet? Diet Coke has more caffeine than regular Coke. Is that true? But how much? Like 20 milligrams? I guess around 40. Wow. Yeah, 30 of those.

Frank, when do you... That's bad news. When do you rock your first Diet Coke of the day? Well, my first soda I typically rocked at maybe about 11. 11? All right, so you're not like an 8 a.m. soda guy? No, my first drink of the day is typically iced tea. And what time is that?

When I wake up. So that's just iced tea, no water? I'll have a glass of water maybe at night or something like that. Got it, just one. And I'll have a glass of water maybe at night or something like that. Got it. Just one. You don't want to overdo it. And I'll have a water by my bed where if I get thirsty at night, I'll take a drink. There it is.

Yeah, you don't want to overdo water. That's how Brandon. Yeah. What's the best morning soda? I like a good Pepsi in the morning. I think Mellow Yellow is the best morning soda. Is it Mountain Dew? Mellow Yellow.

Why do you say that, Owen? You know, I actually like Mellow Yellow better than Mountain Dew. I like Mellow Yellow better than Mountain Dew as well, Frank. Owen, you look like a Mellow Yellow kid. You like the memories you have with Mellow Yellow. You don't like it. You're driving through Wendy's. Better than Mountain Dew?

Owen, you look today like... Movie theater memories. You're right. What are those little characters that you like? Little bobblehead characters? Little homies? He looks like a homie? What is it called?

A Funko Pop? Little homies? Those are the little figures. Yeah. 75 cents? You look like one. Nah, that's his Parappa the Rapper fit. Kind of looks like Dave Chappelle's crackhead.

I forgot his character. Is that side-by-side with Dave? What's his character's name? Tyrone Biggums? Yeah. Come on, let's all say what we think Owen looks like. I don't know. I think he looks like he's got a Feidelberg fit on.

That is a Feidelberg fit. You and Feidelberg have similar styles. Alright. You okay, Owen? Yeah. What's wrong, buddy? My seat is throwing me off. I'm not used to this angle, seeing you guys. How do you like it?

There's a lot of distractions back there, isn't there? Yeah, not about it. I just have to look at TV. We should just cancel the show after shows like yesterday. It was too good. My toe, when I pressed down, he got the piece that was sharp. Yeah, no, he did some good work. Yeah.

He's in Vegas right now? He's in Vegas. What is he doing? So is Ken Jack. Oh, there is one thing with the LA. So I texted everyone. I was like, hey,

we got to be thinking of ideas and stuff. We got to be on our A game. And Stephen Shea was like, we can announce the Boy Award. I was like, okay. There we go. There it is.

That'll feel up. The week is made. That's our anchor. Four minutes of our three-hour show. He was like, listen, I will do this for everyone. You're going to bring a brick on a plane. I think the block of the year belongs to Kyler Murray.

For on me? Oh. Yeah. Good point. But if we asked Stephen Chay to do a whole boy ceremony, a block of the year ceremony, he would probably do it. Oh, yeah. He would do a two-hour show.

Yeah, oh, yeah. He would get a tux. He could fill it up. You know, the NFL should give out an award to the best offensive lineman of the year. Well, we give out the block of the year. Well, they certainly do, don't they? No, they don't. Do they not?

Are you sure? College football gives out five awards for the best quarterback. Yeah, well, college football does have an award for it. Five. College football does have the Outlander Trophy. Well, no, it has that and the Remington Trophy, which is interior. And the Gursky, right? Yeah.

It has multiple offensive line trophies. But the NFL, the only real major awards is the Walter Payton, the MVP, Offensive Defensive Player of the Year, Offensive Defensive Rookie of the Year, Coach of the Year, Comeback Player of the Year. Yeah, I guess that's it. Yeah, that's it. That is.

Yeah, there's not a lot there. Egg on your face. That's the thing you want about major awards. Yeah, that's it. That is. Yeah, there's not a lot there. Egg on your face. That's the thing you want about major awards. You don't want them to be exclusive. You want a bunch. I mean, the only time you really hear an offensive lineman's name is when they go, holding. Well, there was a mistake.

Well, what they do is boring. Yeah, I don't know, though. I feel like the linemen have been getting a lot of shine the past few years. Yeah, there's been a lot of. I think there's been an overcorrection, actually. Yeah, I'd't know, though. I feel like the linemen have been getting a lot of shine the past few years. Yeah, there's been a lot of... I think there's been an overcorrection, actually. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I want to hear less about the linemen, Frank. I'm so bored.

But don't you think it would be nice to have the linemen... Well, they have the boy. They have the boy. They have the boy. He won't be able to bring that on the plane. The boy? No, you can't bring the boy on the plane. It'll have to be a West Coast brick. Are we flying private? You can't bring that on the plane. The boy? No, you can't bring the boy on the plane.

It'll have to be a West Coast brick. Are we flying private? There's somebody at the Cowboys game with a game helmet in the stands. How is that allowed? You can't wield that as a weapon? A game helmet? Yeah, you can. So how is that allowed in the stands?

Oh, I mean, he's just a diehard fan. I feel like you have to let that happen. That's bad. You can's bad karma for your team. Why wouldn't that be allowed? They take the caps off of Dasani bottles so you don't use it as a weapon, but you're allowed to bring in the game as a long. Oh, shit. Jaded? Does he send us a full prep sheet?

He said, I want to do the block of the year ceremony with little to no fanfare in front of the famous theater there. I have a tuxedo I can bring. Hopefully the player will be around. Okay, so. Do the little to no fanfare in front of the famous theater there. I have a tuxedo I can bring. Hopefully the player will be around. We can do the little to no fanfare. That's no problem. But wait, little to no fanfare, but then he's wearing a tux.

And we're going to play it on the show. I think the tux was just me saying that. I don't know that he's promised the tux. Oh, he just said I have a tuxedo I can bring. Okay, perfect. I want little to no fanfare. I have a tuxedo I can bring. Well. Perfect. I want little to no fanfare. I have a tuxedo I can bring. Well, we'll do it.

We'll make the video. Yeah, when I get off the plane at LAX, I want little to no fanfare for him. I don't know. We'll tape it. I got someone tweeting the other day saying tape a video shows how old I am. You can't say tape a video? No, that's what it's called. Right.

Record. Record. Tape is dated. I obviously know we're not going to put it on a physical tape, but you tape it. But it's a dated verb. You think so? Yeah. You're getting old.

Fuck. We should... Like 10 years ago, I would have said record. We should hire the paparazzi to come to chase uh to chase boy thing that would be great yeah that would be hilarious that would be awesome oh put that on the list someone has to be paparazzi oh that's a good one try to get pictures yeah try to compile some pictures that we can they have to get one picture of a celebrity every day you guys hard yeah we added exchange luggage as soon as you get there so if it's's me and Brandon, we've got to switch bags.

Oh, my God. That's a good one. The rest of the week. You guys said a very hurtful one to me that is intended to be a punishment. I don't want that one. Yeah. What was it? We have to compliment Brandon every day?

Someone has to earnestly compliment Brandon on the show once a show. Are you allowed to use the same one twice? Nope. You have to find a new thing that you like about Brandon. Let's try it now. Okay. Do we already talk about... For your age, you have a ton of hair.

You have been getting better looking. You've been getting nicer. Yeah. You've been maturing, which is crazy for your age. And you are... Yeah. You're killing it from all angles. You have been getting nicer. Yeah. You've been maturing, which is crazy for your age, and you are, yeah, you're killing it from all angles. You have been getting nicer. Yeah.

I was going to say you've done a very good job of keeping your narcissism more low key. Okay. There we go. It's not raring anymore. We have a baseline. Yeah. That's good. That's a compliment, right? Yeah. We have a baseline. It's not raring anymore. We have a baseline. Yeah, that's good. That's a compliment, right?

Yeah. He keeps himself in check. Brandon reminds me of the perfect heel wrestling announcer from the early 1990s. That's actually a really nice compliment. I think that's how you built your character. That's the blueprint for you. It means a lot, Frank. Yeah, that was nice.

Bobby the Brain here. Thank you. Did we discuss the cold shower ball on the list? Oh On the Cold shower ball Yeah we got that Cold showers

Cold showers every week But then to prove it Somebody has a ball that they have to watch Someone has a What? The ping pong balls Ping pong balls Ping pong balls

Ping pong balls He's just using that as the You're going to draw it The draw ball It says you have to take a cold shower every morning. There's another ping pong ball that if you draw, it says you have to watch the person take a cold shower. You got to make sure they're taking a cold shower. So if we do the luggage exchange, does that mean like everything in there is going to

the other person? Yeah. Toothbrush. Out of it. Medication. I'm taking my toothbrush on carry-on just in case. Yeah, that's a smart idea Yeah

So everything that you need You should just have in your pockets Or your carry on Yeah So we're doing 50 balls Yeah And how many will get selected? 21

How many each? 3 each? 3 each So there's 7 of us So there's I like that 21 Maybe at the end we have That you can exchange one bad one for two balls.

Wait, is it 21? If you have a bad one, you say, I'll go back, I'll get two more balls? Yeah. There's eight of us, right? Yeah, Che, too. Wait, is it? 24. 24.

24. So half the balls will be selected. Feels like it should be way more than that. It's 24. Three each. Makes sense. Three. Could do four each.

Oh, God. Five each. that it's 24 each makes sense three we do four each oh god five each i opened my dms for suggestions and three out of every four wanted us to pierce or tattoo something oh every single one of them was that's just the default it's so boring yeah i don't want to do that there should be a tattoo ball though there should be a piercing yeah it's actually not boring like one tattoo ball would be very funny it's not boring boring. Yeah, it would be funny. Yeah. But you're right. There should be, if you have one you just don't want to do, you can not do it, but you've got to take two balls out. I just like the idea of like, you know how people, wait, say that again, sorry.

You can exchange one for two. You can exchange one bad idea, but you've got to take two balls, and you're stuck with them. Yeah, okay. I like that a lot. I like that a lot. So we'll have more than the allotted amount of bad ideas. Well, I don't – yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I like that. So everyone gets one exchange. But no trades between each other. No, you get as many exchanges. No, I say one. One exchange. I think that makes sense.

One exchange. Because you don't want to have – Yeah, that's a risk. If you exchange, all of yours are going to have six balls. Yeah, that's a risk. And you can't – yeah. But a tattoo one is very funny just because I, the funniest part about a tattoo one is like,

people will do like these big extensive tattoo bets where it's like fantasy football year long. Ours is literally just a random ping pong ball. And then you just might have to get a tattoo. There's no like long period like stakes for it or anything some crazy story it's literally yeah number 12 got drawn and i had to get a tattoo let's say there's a tattoo let's say there's a piercing i assume we will arrange to have those done live on the act yeah i have to the tattoo the tattoo should be of that ping pong ball the number ping pong that someone should go

to a tanning bed every day Oh yeah You're gonna do that I would want to That's so good Or just a straight bed That's so good I'm a winter 20 minutes every day Yeah

That would be brutal And I'll go with you So we gotta get the list set Misery loves company We gotta get the list set In like the next week or so So we can start planning ahead For a lot of this stuff

Like where there is a tanning bed I'm already I have a notes app Of submissions We're gonna have More than enough We're all just gonna be start planning ahead for a lot of this stuff. Like where there is a tennis court. I have a notes app of submissions. We're going to have more than enough. We're all just going to be fucking miserable. It's going to be incredible. Somebody sent me a good one.

It's the snow desert beach challenge. I think he made it up, but he said lots of people do it. And you have to get to the desert and take a picture with a cactus, go to Big Bear, ski down once, and take a picture in the ocean. How would... In the same day. That would be a treat after travel. That'd be a lot of traveling. Put it in there. Fuck it.

Yeah, fuck it. That's like probably $1,000. Yeah, just fuck it. Because in my head, it's just like, I'm not going to get that one. Probably will. There's a 12.5% chance you do. That's why I'm not. That's why I like the exchange thing.

I wouldn't mind getting a tattoo, but I don't want to get a piercing at all. That's way. Why? Piercing would just heal. I don't want to do that. Shout out Buddha Ben. He's the best. One of them, which like a lot of these we can, I'm going to say it again, tape, which would

be great to put on the show. He said that someone has to do an open mic and only do stolen jokes. Oh, my God. That would be so funny. Five minutes where you're just doing Louis C.K.'s. That's hilarious. That actually is funny. That would kill with the right crowd.

Right, and then we put it into the act show. Because think about it. I'm trying to just figure, and then we put it into the act show. Because think about it. I'm trying to just figure out ways to get more eyeballs on the act and more content. Like, if we say, oh, yeah, Wednesday's show, KB did open mic and he did Eddie Murphy's set from 1985. That would be a great one. Just throwing that out there. Super well-known joke. Yeah, like when you're on standby at the airport, you go.

You stand there. You watch all the planes. You go, bye. Bye. It's still a Frank Fleming joke. If KB just did all of Raw, Eddie Murphy Raw. Word for word. People don't like that.

That's going to be so funny. Especially at an open mic. Yes. It's going to be all other comedians. Yes, and we film it and then we in the show in our show areas yeah we're gonna have the best week ever of live shows this is gonna be an immersive experience you have to be adamant about the fact that they're your jokes yeah yeah we we might have to all get those little small cameras so we can document all day

here's a joke that someone could use. Hear how Nickelback got their name? Oh, God. Oh, man. Yeah, that'll fly. That'll crush. Just do Frank's set. Did you, uh, is that your original joke? I love that guy.

Or did you steal that? I don't know if it's my original joke or not. I don't even remember anymore. I like how someone has to hike up to the Hollywood sign every single day.

Oh, my God. No, I don't. That would be brutal. By the way, did you hear something that sucks? Willie Gay of the Kansas City Chiefs got arrested for breaking a vacuum cleaner. Vacuum cleaner. Boys. Boys.

Buddha Ben also has. Oh. Wait, what? What? Willie Gay is your guy. He is. He is, yeah? What? Willie Gay's your guy. He is. He is, yeah. What'd he do?

He got in a fight with his girlfriend and broke her vacuum cleaner. Yeah. And now that's like big news. Did he hit her? No, I don't think he hit her. He just hit things around her. He got arrested. He got a less than $1,000 fine.

It's whatever. It's not a big deal. Wait, what's funny about that? Yeah, what is the joke? Sucks. That he broke a vacuum cleaner. That it sucks that he broke a vacuum cleaner. But now the vacuum cleaner doesn't suck because it's broken.

A domestic abusive relationship? That part's maybe not as funny. Willie Gay is the funniest part of that. Yeah, I was trying to think of that was the joke. Buddha Ben's list is so funny. He said, someone has to start and put out a wildfire. Oh, my God. I'm just thinking about like i'm just thinking about like the physical challenges like if someone had to hike up

to the hollywood sign every day yeah we don't know physical challenge all right physical challenges no there should be a lot there should be a lot of uh video based stuff that we can then incorporate in the show like he also had someone ask to go knock on 10 doors in Brentwood asking people to sign a petition to repeal the mask mandate. Like,

that would be funny. Yeah, that would be funny. That would be a very funny video. What's the demographic in Brentwood? I think it's rich. Very, very rich.

I think that's OJ's people. For sure. I'm not signing. That sounds awful. That sounds awful? But shit like that, or like, do man,

someone has to do a man on the street or something like that. I think it's going to be way easier if, like, we do that and, like, people, like, come with us and, like, they're watching. It should be the perfect mix of, like, a third of it is good stuff so everyone has a chance to get something good. A third of it is just, like, ridiculous things you have to do all week, like the In-N-Out. And then a third of it is video based where we can create content in the off hours and put it into the yak. So far we have zero good

ones. I don't think we're doing good ones. I think the stand up one that Buddha gave us is incredible. No, he's talking about like ones that are favorable. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're supposed to have, which I don't think we need. 50 or no? It's all going to be bad. We're just going to have all bad. Maybe we should just do like 10%.

Go out and lift some weights on Muscle Beach. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Shirtless. I've done that before. Okay. We didn't need that silence. You just did Grit Week there last year, right?

No, we didn't. Dave and I did a video on Muscle Beach like eight years ago. Didn't you guys do that video with that UMPFT, that no walking sign? Wasn't that on Muscle Beach? That too, yeah. That wasn't Muscle Beach. That was Manhattan Beach, I want to say. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I look very young in the video with Dave. It's crazy. It was like 10 years ago. It is wild. It's nuts. Why'd you look younger back then? A decade ago. Okay.

TJC, you pulled that video. Manhattan Beach or Muscle Beach, Dave and I. The amount people have changed in a year and a half is insane. Yeah. The ebbs and flows. Especially Kyle's had the greatest physical transformation. You look so hot. That was an alcoholic.

Your beard's growing back fast, too. Thank you. I don't know if I want it to or not. You want to go clean for a little bit? I've never had a beard. It's just not a human beard. Uh-oh. I look good.

What are you doing? You still look good. People hated this video when it came out, and then they're like, I wish they would do old bro show. What do they hate about it? I don't know. They're like, this is all you did or something. I can't remember.

Babes, drinks, sun, surf. Also, one of those. Are you a hunk? Yeah, you're a real hunk. Yeah, yeah. It was ugly as fuck back then. This was also one of those moments. Oh, yeah, you were. Yeah. It was ugly as fuck back then. This was also one of those moments. Oh, yeah, you were.

Yeah. My boy. He hasn't changed that much, has he, boys? Jeez. Hank, I yelled that more than I've ever seen. Like, people. Oh. Strategic only show in the back.

Yeah. That's a good one. And you guys just didn't care about copyright strikes back then either. No. No. Oh. Jeez. Yeah, I mean, this video's not funny.

I'm enjoying it. It's making me sad, kind of. Yeah. Why? Things were better. It's filling me with nostalgia for moments I didn't even experience. Yeah. There needs to be a word for that.

There is. It's like Japanese. Ah. I need to lose weight. That's all this video is making me think. That was a good jump anyway. Damn it. All right.

Weird enough with this video that makes me depressed. Now look at him now. Gray. He's just taking the shape of that chair. Your shoes glowed up. Yeah, you had a shoe glow up. Yeah, I should do a 10-year glow up. I remember, though, there was...

We went to In-N-Out at the end of the day, and Hank's batteries died in his camera, and I had to leave In-N-Out because it was so awkward how hard Dave was yelling at Hank, like in the In-N-Out. But was so awkward how hard Dave was yelling at Hank in the In-N-Out. But it was, you know, molded him. You know, maybe you could find a hot dog costume and appear with me in a raw dogging video at Pink's. Oh, okay.

That'd be great. Yeah. There's the ping pong ball. Frank, have you been to Pink's? I've never been to California. Oh, exciting. Are you going to the Super Bowl, Frank? I'm going to be part of the Dozen. Frank, have you been to Pinks? Done. I've never been to California. Oh, excited. Are you going to Super Bowl, Frank?

I'm going to be part of the dozen. Oh, nice. Does he get ping pong balls? No. But that is one of the ping pong balls.

That is one of the ping pong balls. A hot dog costume. A hot dog review with you. That would be very funny. I like it.

Great idea, Frank. It is. Yeah. What was that, Sass? No, I was just thinking. So we're going four to seven every day? Yeah. Okay.

Pacific time. What, you got something already? Yeah, Sass. Do I conflict with anything? Sass gets L.A. He's like, ah, I can't do this. No, we were going to try and set up a comedy show. Still can. Like a stand-up show for some time that week. Do one at eight. I can't do this No we were going to try And set up a comedy show When?

Like a stand up show For some time that week Do one at 8 Well I mean I would assume It wouldn't start at 7 No That's why I was just curious

It's good I don't know The prep You've thrown a wrench In everything Big Cat Yeah there's also A large chance That it's not going to happen

A large chance Yeah I mean usually Usually they have The comedy shows at 10 o'clock specific time. Did you say specific time? Specifically 10 o'clock? Yeah, around. Can you say that word again for me, Frank? 10 o'clock specific time.

Dialect. Frank, have you ever taken an online quiz? What's the website that does the quizzes? BuzzFeed. Not like my app? Not like your app. Have you ever taken a BuzzFeed quiz? I've done some of those things. Find out what friend's character you are? Yeah. I just like picturing you doing that.

Yeah, let's find a BuzzFeed quiz. I like friend's character. Let's find out who Frank's character is. We'll all text what friend's character we think Frank is. I don't's character. Let's find out who Frank's character is. Okay, we'll all text what friend's character we think Frank is. I don't know Frank's, so maybe a different show? The Office? Yeah, do The Office.

Do The Office. Good call, baby. Great call. Which character is here, or which character is his spirit animal? Oh, that's a great question, because everybody's spirit animal does have a different character. Like, Kyle, you're an Oscar, but you're a spirit animal. I don't know. You're Oscar both times.

Okay, here we go. Most well-spoken. Let's go. All right, let's see. Are we texting? I just have it in my head, honestly. I have it in my head, too. Yep.

Pick a type of paper. This is hard to get. All right, what are we looking at here? This is card talk in the mic, Frank. Can you say that, Frank? I'll read it to you. my head to it. Yep. Pick a type of paper. This is hard to get. All right, what are we looking at here? This is card stock. What are you talking the mic, Frank? Can you say that, Frank? I'll read it to you. I'll read it to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Card stock, wrapping paper, sandpaper, paper bag, glossy paper, printer paper. Why are you reading that order? Newspaper, papyrus, rolling paper. I hated that order. That order was crazy. That's a snake. It's a snake.

It's a snake. It's a snake. Don't cross, man. That order was crazy. Let's go printer paper. Printer paper. Okay. Pick a home. It looks like there's a jet. One's a plane.

Can you see it from here? Yeah, I can see it. What the fuck? If you picked a plane, you're Kevin. Yeah. All right, I want the one that's right in the middle. Right in the middle. Oh, nice.

Good pick. Oh, nice. Good pick. Oh, Jesus. How will you probably die? Okay. Here we go. This is awesome. Based? Buzzfeed?

Alone is just so sad. Autoerotic. Sugar overdose? Okay. That works. Pick one thing for your freezer. Looks like you got steak, ice cream, cookies, money. Money?

Plantains. I'll take the money in the fridge. Money in the fridge? Do you keep money in the fridge? No, but it looks good to me. What got you in trouble during high school? Not participating enough, talking. Frank was a bull.

Skipping gym. You didn't get in trouble, arguing with teachers, eating in class, absence, stop that. Stop that order. Eating in class. Eating in class. I think I know

where we're headed. Mayo, vinegar, wasabi. What is this? You have to be right. Mayo. Mayo, vinegar. Oh, my God. What is this? Frank, you have to pick one. None of the above. Speak English to us. What the fuck?

Frank, you got to pick one. Is there any barbecue sauce on there? Mustard, barbecue sauce. That's a duck sauce on the bottom, right? There's mango, peach, something. There's some kikamon. That's just sauce. Frank, you like soy.

Frank, you like soy. What about olive oil? Frank, soy is salt. Olive oil. Do the olive oil. Olive oil. Yeah, you're Italian. What about olive oil? Frank, soy is salt. Olive oil. Do the olive oil. Olive oil. Yeah, you're Italian. Nunzio is rolling in his grave.

Pick a career. Graphic designer, sports agent, Bitcoin developer, writer, CEO, bartender, professor. Frank, you're already four of these. TV personality actor. Mike. Let's go TV personality. Okay. Pick a test.

This is fun. Frank. There's a cat on one of those. One of them just has six beers. Lower left. With the cat? Actually, I didn't see the cat. You didn't see the cat?

Oh, yeah, no. Missed the cat? Actually, I didn't see the cat. No, you didn't see the cat? Oh, yeah, no. Missed the cat. Upper right. Okay, USA. Love it. Love it. What are you worst at dealing with? A lot of these apply to you.

Defeat, conformity. How do I nail this? How do I Lower this one down Rules, rudeness Noise, rejection I can pick for you Which one would you pick? I would say defeat

Defeat, yeah I don't think you struggle with any of these It would have been funny if it Wait, what was that question? What is your worst It would have been funny if... Wait, what was that question? What is you... What are you worse... It would have been funny if it was just... One of the boxes was just Nate.

Pick a party theme, Frank. Look at this. Oh, the chocolate football. Come on, it's chocolate football. This is eerie. Oh my God. What a reveal. is eerie. It has to be. This is eerie. Oh, my God. What a reveal. I thought you were going to be Kevin.

I thought he was a dead ringer for Kevin. I had Phyllis. I had Phyllis as well. See if anybody's ever made a what barstool employee are you quiz. Oh, man. Yeah, there probably could be. There's a lot of what wheeling neighborhood are you. Yeah, I've seen those. There's a lot of like, what wheeling neighborhood are you? Yeah, I've seen those.

What were you? Speed quizzes. Dude, I fucking... I can't stand... Do you see the ones that's like where you've... Who is your Barstool Valentine? Click the top one. Top one.

Salaries. I'd rather say the salaries. Wait, this is Feidelberg. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to give him clicks. Barst the salaries. Wait, this is Feidelberg. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to give him clicks. Barstool blog. Yeah, no, but do it. You know, my...

Yeah, here we go. We got one. Who's your Barstool Sports Valentine? I like this. All right, go ahead. This is from 2018. Okay, 2018. How would you describe yourself?

Who's doing it? I think it's Frank. We got to pick Frank. All right. His sweetheart. His sweetheart. His sweetheart. Mysterious. Yeah, you are.

You are a man of mystery. You play a lot of things close to the chest. What is your relationship? You think? Frank, you're not mysterious. You're the least mysterious human. What is your relationship preference? Single because I'm psychotic?

No. What is this? Wait, who could that be? Single because I'm psychotic. Okay, there we go. What do we do at dinner? Fight? Dinner?

We're ordering? Buy the whole restaurant out? Talk about if it's the Caps year? What? I don't know what. Talk about it if it's the Caps year. Yeah, what's your answer, though? Let's see.

Eat everything on the menu at least once. Have a pleasant evening and get two desserts. Or fight. Dinner, we're ordering in. Dinner? We're ordering in. There it is. Yeah, that's still dinner.

Yeah, I guess it's a good one. We're ordering in. If your date's ex came up in conversation, what would you be thinking? What would you say? That's almost certainly up in conversation, what would you be thinking? What would you say? That's almost certainly his. Yeah, his. He's poorer than me. She might be crazy.

I like crazy. Coming up with something funny to change the topic. Should we get fried? I mean, that's coming up with something. Well, who gets fries with dessert? Coming up with something funny to change the topic is you, Frank. Well, his sports team sucks as him, too. Yeah, that's true.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sports team sucks. And he's probably poorer than you, too. Yeah, sports team sucks. And he's probably poorer. He's the guy wearing a Mets hat, and he just rips into sucks as him, too. Yeah, he was wearing it. And he's probably poorer than you, too. And he's probably poorer. He sees the guy wearing a Mets hat and he just rips into him? Yep, okay, that's a good point. How would your best friend describe you behind your back? An ass.

The one who tries too hard to be funny. Distant and secretive. Everyone's best friend, a degenerate gambler, a baby face who's lucky he can grow a beard. Last one for sure. Tries to be too funny? Okay. I'm going to take him back down. No, I think you're everyone's best friend.

Yeah. Because you don't have a circle. You fit in with everyone. Yeah, do it, do it. Don't be hard on yourself. Oh, you got Fidoberg! All right, that's what sucks. Why do I feel like

Philo Burger is the only option? Is that why he blogged it? Can we spin the wheel? Can we spin the wheel? Whatever Buy lunch? That would kill me right now Wheel of

Misfortune There it is. Just spin it. We don't need results. Loser has to... Is it going right now? Yeah, spin that. We've got to come up with some stake, even if it's small. We'll add our names. Let's add everybody that's not in this room.

And they have to finish out the show with us. Okay. Yeah, okay. Everybody though? Well, who we can think of. Just start saying names. Jack. No, how about let's do the wheel.

Everyone on the show right now, and if you're the last one, you have to go and get a replacement. For the rest of the show. For the rest of the show. You have to fill in a random person to sit in your seat for the rest of the show. I like that.

You get a half show. Yeah. You kind of half show. Yeah. You kind of win. Kind of. I mean, I like doing this show. This is the only reason I wake up. You get to go pee. I don't want to lose.

The only reason I leave my apartment. Except for the fact that I will try to find the funniest replacement. Yes. Now, what's the... What logic are you applying to picking the colors here tj left or right oh yeah he is yeah he is all right that's all he's doing that's my logical tj what was your qualm i don't know i just i didn't know how he was picking the colors we should just keep spinning until the entire show is a different cast. Yeah. Ooh.

We could do that. We're entirely – Yep. Let's just all get out of here. We're just going every, like, five-minute interval. Yeah, five minutes. Yeah. Five-minute interval. Five-minute interval.

Okay. Until the whole show is completely different. I love the wheel, man. Completely different. Okay, so what is it? If it lands on you, you have to find a replacement? No, it's – Elimination wheel is the best.

No best of seven at the end. Yeah, and we'll do it until it's a completely different cast. Yes. Okay, and then whenever the seventh person comes in, TJ, you can tell you the show's over. Or give them ten. Yeah. Okay, here we go.

Give them ten seconds, yeah. Okay. Spin that wheel. And you five. 10 seconds, yeah. Okay. Spin that wheel. And you got to say to the person, like, hey, can you finish out the yak for me? Yeah. All right, I'm out. Safe. You are first every time.

I know. It's part of my deal with TJ. Yeah. TJ, by the way, I noticed your tweet today. That was interesting. Oh, gung ho. Didn't you want to wait to see what was in it before? What you do?

The point stands. You alright? Yeah. You okay? Someone DM'd me and said we should go around LA passing out missing flyers for Rico.

Oh! That's a great video. Definitely should do that That would be a really good t-shirt too Like a crumpled missing Rico poster I like making found posters For people who aren't found yet But are actually missing

Give up Oh my god Everybody stop looking Gabby Petito found Yeah Don't worry That would be like That would be a great serial killer move Like the missing posters Everybody stop looking. Gabby Petito found. Yeah. Don't worry. Oh, did I already get... That would be a great serial killer move.

Like the missing posters and he just puts found posters in front of him. That would be so funny. Call off search. Bye, Kyle. See you, pal. Okay. You're bad at the wheel, dude. I am.

What do I do? The wheel is all mental. You need to know you're getting picked. That is true. Fleming, I'm sorry, man. Uh-oh. I manifested that. Speaking of manifesting,

I got a good addition. I want Frank to stand. I want Frank to stand. I want him to be just Frank and six new people. I would love that. That would be very funny. Frank, you have to pick someone you've never talked to before. Frank would pull rank if it was him and six people, random people. Yeah.

So welcome back to The Yak, hosted by Frank Fleming. All right, here we go. See you, Owen. Goddamn. All right. I'm fine. Owen, go find someone else. And now TJ, set up the wheel with the six of us. Yep.

And we'll let the new person come sit in for a minute, and then we'll spin again. Enjoy the new person. The wheel betrayed us. So we should not tell the new person the deal. Well, they'll see the wheel. Yeah, but we should just start spinning it and not explain it to them. Yeah. I love the wheel.

And then just get up. You just get up, and you go. So we were a prank show, then a clip show, and now we're a wheel show. We were a feud show for a while. We were a feud show for a while. A long while. And I still think that's beneath the surface. That also, yeah.

It's a great lesson. Whenever someone's like, oh, this bit has run dry. Listen, we decide when that happens. We naturally stop playing Family Feud. And it's not about them. Yeah, it's not. It's about our enjoyment. And everything has to be at least a week. We decide when that happens. We naturally stop playing Family Feud. And it's not about them. Yeah, it's not. It's about our enjoyment.

And everything has to be at least a week. Did I laugh? Did we laugh? Yes, we laughed as a show. Did we have fun? We did okay. Who cares what everyone else thinks? Maybe it's recency bias, but the wheel is what I imagine heroin to be like. Should we predict what we think Owen's going to do?

Who he's going to send in? Owen's going female. You think so? That's the future. That's what I imagine heroin to be like. Should we predict what we think Owen's going to do? Owen's going female. You think so? That's the future. That's what I would do. He's still looking. He's still struggling. Well, it is a Thursday, which might as well be a Saturday.

Well, you know, they're going to the four-day work week in England. Yeah? Looks like Devlin. Europe, they got it right. Nope. They work less and they're skinny.

Speaking of England, trying to get into Euro football, what did he collapse by Leicester City last night? Huge collapse. Two late goals by Tottenham? Yeah. I mean, usually there's like two goals. Oh, he didn't bend to

Julio? Rare to Julio. Well, I think certain people are just walking by. Okay, he's just walking. Someone tweeted and said someone needs to have a ventriloquist dummy on their dominant hand all week. Oh, my God. That's good. Holy shit. Yeah, that's great.

Do they have to ventriloquize or just have the dummy? I think they should. I think you should have to try and do a different voice. I think what it should be is you have it on your hand for every show, and you have to use it if we ever have a guest on. Yeah. Yeah. Just doing that to an NFL player. Yeah, they're just like, what's this guy's deal?

It's like, listen, we'd explain, but it'd take way too long. What are you doing? All right, oh, it's taking too long. Let's spin the wheel again. Let's spin the wheel. What's Owen doing? Did he ruin it? No, don't spin. I right, Owen's taking too long. Let's spin the wheel again. Yeah, yeah. What's Owen doing? Did he ruin it? No, don't spin.

I mean, he's ruining it. He kind of is. We need a replacement. Did he find something? Spin the wheel again. There's so many eager, eager people out there. Why doesn't he just tell Dukes to come sit down? Anybody.

All right, here we go. So, yeah, Owen's out. No, don't do guess. Don't do guess because then we'll never end. So, yeah, Owen's out. No, don't do guess. Don't do guess because then we'll never end. Yeah, the show just won't end. That's a cycle down. Yeah, it's got to be just the entire yak is seven different people. Are the people out there on to us?

Is everybody saying no? I don't know. Sorry, let's spin it. Wait, wait. Oh, Stanko. We got Stanko? Stanko. Owen.

Yeah. Perfect. What are you eating, Stanko? Why don't you drop? Stanko. Oh, and Pau. Yeah! Perfect. What are you eating, Stanko? Why don't you drop draft, Stanko? Cauliflower and rice. Oh, Jesus. Cauliflower and rice. I will.

Stanko. I can only stay until I finish my lunch, though, by orders of TGA. No. TGA doesn't have it. Oh, no. Tech guy Andrew. He does not have Dominion in him. While I respect him and fear him.

I do fear him. It's terrifying. I will not have dominion in me. While I respect him and fear him. I do fear him. It's terrifying. I will be pulling rank on that demand. So, yeah. All right. You're here forever. All right. Buckle up, Stank.

Yeah. Stank, welcome to the show. We're a wheel show? Yeah, we're a wheel show. Do you ever watch wheel shows? Yeah, let's spin the wheel. Why not? Like Wheel of Fortune?

Yeah, well, it's kind of like that. Yeah, I guess so. That's a wheel. That is a wheel. Why would you bring in such a gross lunch like that. I guess so. That's a wheel. Why would you bring in such a gross lunch? What are the macros? Are you a vegan? So wait, you have cauliflower and rice for a meal?

What protein are you getting? I had protein this morning. Wait, so you went home last night and you made cauliflower and rice? Or is it cauliflower rice? No, it's cauliflower and rice. And then I had pork chops last night. Oh, where's the pork chops?

I ate all the pork chops. You got to save some. Otherwise, now you're just eating like a fucking bird. Or you just throw out the cauliflower and rice. All right, a little chef. Yo, Stanko, go throw away your lunch. Brandon's buying Chick-fil-A. You're not going to like me, but I don't enjoy Chick-fil-A.

Oh, you are a vegan. I'm not a vegan. Yeah, you are. I get a salad when I go to Chick-fil-A. You're not going to like me, but I don't enjoy Chick-fil-A. Oh, you are a vegan. I'm not a vegan. Yeah, you are. I get a salad when I go to Chick-fil-A. When did you start wearing glasses? These are blue light glasses. I've been staring at computer screens. This is me.

All right, keep spinning the wheel. You ran cross country, right? No, I did not. You look like a cross country runner. He runs, though. He runs. Yes. He does run.

No, my nickname was Stank the Tank for most of my life. Really? That's actually taken? They're taking my name now? What the hell? Oh, man. Frank, we got to do something about this. I'll elevate this to HR.

I kind of like Stank the Tank, though. It was a good one. Was your last name like Stankovich? No, just Stanko. No, Stankovich. It was a good one. Was your last name like Stankovich? No, just Stanko. No, Stankovich. That was a nickname for him. Got him. Sheesh.

Yeah, I got him. I don't like this color palette. It's very... Hot. Starburst. Show! That was thrilling. Yeah, we're a wheel show.

We're a wheel show. I don't know if you know that about us. We're a wheel show. It's the Frankettes wheel. Oh, it is the Frankettes. Frank, you suck at the wheel, man. Here we go. See ya, boys. How is it twice?

It's the plumbing curse. It's the Fleming curse. It's the Fleming curse. This will be interesting. Where are we going to end up? You guys are going to regret this. We didn't do anything. You guys are not going to like my pick. The wheel decided.'t do anything. You guys are not going to like my pick. The wheel decided.

I do too. No, you don't. Yeah, we do. He's going left. He's going left. He went left. I think he's going Jordan Berry. She's upstairs now.

Oh, he doesn't know that. He does not know that he's going upstairs. He's just staring. There's Owen. He's just walking away. He's going upstairs. There's Owen. He's just walking away. He's going upstairs. It's his desk. Oh, yeah.

Chef Donnie cooked dinner for us last night. How was it? Really fucking good. Chicken curry. Where'd you go? His house? Harlem. He lives way up in Harlem.

Way up. He's got his little corner kitchen. He's got a huge house. Their apartment is fucking massive. Oh, wait. Did he move? Yeah. So it's not the same kitchen he's been filming stuff?

That was such a funny, like... He posted pictures of his new kitchen. It's awesome. His old kitchen was very funny. Yeah. He had a corner. He, like, couldn't open the fridge all the way. How far up Harlem?

One... We got off on 170. Wow. He's high up. Yeah. So all the boys went, huh? Oh, yeah. Boys night.

That's almost the northernmost part of Manhattan. Yeah, he's way up. Oh, this is his new kitchen. I'm looking at it right now. It's sick. Yeah, it's a sick kitchen. Yeah, look at that. Yeah.

Whoa, that was freaky. I was looking at the exact same thing. He's got a hell of a knife, too. Look at that. Yeah, why is he wielding that around like that? Why does it look like it's wooden? Is that a dishwasher with a washing machine face? No, it's just a washing machine.

It's a washing machine. Okay. That's interesting. That's New York, baby. You know, the only thing I wish about my dishwasher is it had like a... I could actually look at the dishes while being washed. That would be the only thing I would change. That would be a fun time, wouldn't it?

That would be. They should make... You ever open up the dishwasher when it's not done and water comes flying out? That's not great. That's not great. What the hell is KB doing? What's taking people so long? Oh, yeah!

Fuck yeah! What a surprise. Dylan, for people who don't know, Dylan from Pick'Em fame and also he edits the Yak every day, so if you watch, if you're watching this right now on the Yak YouTube, it's thanks to Dill.

Thumbnail God. Thumbnail God. Thank you. You need to start texting me swipe ups. I meant to send that to you. Okay. You're talking to Mike. You're on the show now.

You're on the show for the rest of the show. Yeah, text me Instagram swipe ups when it goes live and I'll start posting it more often. Okay. Just doing a little thing called promotion because I'm the only one who does it here. You're a lot bigger than I remember. Yeah. Did you get bigger? I get that a lot,

but no. I think I've always been 6'3". I think you're bigger. Are you talking about height or... I don't know, man. His wiener? Is that what you were making up, Brent?

Is that what you were implying? I'm not talking about his wiener. I just don't think he was that big last time I saw him. Dylan, you got a nice shout-out on the Dave Portnoy show? Oh, I haven't listened yet. Yeah. Dylan Sad Eyes is what he calls you.

He said, I think his quote was, he's the greatest, he's one of the greatest punching bags of all time. That's what I love about Dave. He targets the things you can never change. Like your salary. Alright, so you're on the show and Stanko's here eating his fucking gross-ass lunch.

Gross-ass, dry-ass lunch. No, there's soy sauce on it. It's not dry. This feels dry. You're eating a bowl of sand. I enjoy cauliflower rice. Frank, look at you. Frank. Good job. You're back to being hot.

This is a great twist. I have not been listening yet. What's going on? It's a wheel show. We're doing a wheel show. It's not a big deal. We just do the wheel. I know the wheel.

Right. No, it's a wheel. We're a wheel show now. We're spinning the wheel. I like to spin it. Oh, come on, Nicky. Oh, boy. Sass. Oh come on Nicky Oh boy Come on Nicky

Big cat Yeah we need big cat To keep the competition going Sass and Nick I don't know who Sass is a prankster And Sass is a prankster. And Sass. See you, Sass.

See you, punk. See you, Sass. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Party's over. See you, Sass. You've been fired.

We should do a wheel for firing. Oh, it would be incredible if we did that at the end of the company big meeting in December. The next batch of interns will have to cut one loose day one. Just one huge wheel with everyone. Literally everyone. That would be incredible. If I owned this company and was head of the company, I absolutely would do that. And if I got fired, I got fired?

You would honor that. It's a wheel. It would be incredible. It would I got fired, I got fired? Yeah. You would honor that. It's the wheel. It'd be incredible. It'd be so thrilling every year. Isn't there a short story about that? What's it called?

The lottery. The lottery. The lottery. Where they throw rocks at someone. Once a year, they stone someone to death. Maybe I'm the most learned

person on the act. Well, I knew it. You're a fan of the stoning. I led you to it. No, I knew exactly what it was. But I led you to it. I knew exactly what it was. And when they you to it. I knew exactly what it was.

And when they do the stoning, you have to play We Will Rock You. That's right. I like it. I like it. I like it. Spin the fucking wheel. Spin the goddamn wheel. Are you guys going to say anything funny or what are you doing?

What the fuck? What are you up to? Welcome to the show. I just finished my lunch, so I either need to go or you need to defend me against TGA. I will defend you. I've already told you that. Big Cat, I appreciate your... Do I have your word? You have my word.

It's documented. It's on the word. If TGA is watching right now, I am demanding that you stay here. Big Cat, you know I'd go into battle with you, but this is an opponent I will not face. I'm having you face this alone. It's a long-tenured opponent. I have your back. This is content, and content

is king. Content is king. Thank you. You don't know TGA well enough. Hey, Tommy. TGA also answers to Pete. Pete answers to him. Yeah, Pete answers to me. I suppose so.

Yeah. But still, I have to be in the room with TGA, so that's my only fear. I got you. I will write you a note. That says Stanko tried to run away, and I caught him. Why is he sitting like that? Do you have to pee? I actually do.

Sorry. Well, you might be here for a while. I'm cold. Why? We're swapping out the... It's a wheel show. It's a wheel show. We're doing a wheel show.

Spin the wheel. Every time I come in here, I assume it's a prank of some sort. No, there's no prank. It's a wheel. Wheel show. Do you understand how a wheel works? Yeah, it spins. Yup.

And Brandon. Brandon. You like the wheel, Tommy? Yeah, I love it. So what does Brandon get? You like the color? He gets to stay. Just chill, Tommy. We're recasting the show. Oh. Uh-oh. A showdown.

A showdown, baby. It's a fucking showdown Playing for pinks Winner gets the show Wow this is big Frank See ya Frank See ya Frank Thank you for coming Frank

Yeah go swap somebody out Who's Frank going to pick? Yeah, this is going to be interesting. He might pick Frank. I can see that. There was no rule against it. No rule against it. Just going to make one lap.

I'm going to go. If I'm eliminated next, I'm going to get Frank. Yeah. Tommy, how the fuck are you? I'm pretty good. Yeah? Yeah. You know, no complaints.

I do have to pee, but other than that, I'm pretty much yeah yeah you know no complaints I do have to pee but other than that I'm pretty much having a good day you've revamped your wardrobe too not really you're wearing Buddha Ben

yeah Buddha I mean Buddha Ben makes everyone look cool yesterday you were wearing all black I was wearing all black black Henley black jeans

black shoes how's your love life you like black that much it's good I don't you fucking yeah you know I do sometimes

whoa I mean summertime is Tommy's time. There's nothing like Tommy in the summer. In the summer, I never see you outside of a pussy. It's true. Like, bears hibernate in a cave. I hibernate in pussy all summer. Yeah.

You saying that just sent a shiver down everybody's face. It's so gross. Did you feel that collective shiver? It's terrible. It just creeps me out every time I see him. No man sitting knock-kneed should be talking about the pussy he gives. Who were you looking at when you feel that collective shiver? It's terrible. It just creeps me out every time I see him. No man sitting knock knee should be talking about the pussy he gets. Who were you looking at when you said that? No man who has to literally hold his penis because he has to pee so bad.

I'm holding my penis. You know, you kind of were. But your legs are holding your penis. Your legs were holding the penis. Your legs are trapping your penis. The way my legs are positioned, it doesn't look like I have control. Just sit normally. Look at Dylan.

Sit like that. Yeah, that's a guy. That's how man sits. That's a guy. Yeah, look at that. Now I'm thinking about it. No, you. Look at Dylan. Sit like that. Yeah, that's a guy. That's a guy. Yeah, look at that. Now I'm thinking about it. No, you're good, Dylan. Let's just manly sit for a little bit.

Dylan, or Tommy, what... It's a throne sit. What was I going to say? Fuck. I was going to say something. Oh, Frank from PFT. All right, PFT's in here. Hey, guys.

What's up? Sit on down. Welcome. That's a good-looking fit. Thank you, Brad. That was definitely, we should have predicted that, as Frank knows like four people in this office. Frank talks to four people.

So Frank just, I saw him walking very slowly down the aisle, and I was like, okay, he's looking for someone. Some sort of bit is about to happen. And he's just kind of glancing around, and he points at me, and he goes, hey, PMT. So he doesn't even know my name. Calls everybody at their shows. All right, spin the wheel.

It's a wheel show now. It's a wheel show. Okay, cool. We're doing wheels. We're just recasting. What's the last person standing yet? Just has to host the show. Yeah, they have to host the show

until they get swapped out. I guess we didn't figure the last guy. Yeah, they just gotta host the show until they get swapped out. I guess we even figured the last guy. Yeah, we're just going to spin again with one name on there. See ya. Bye-bye. Thanks for coming. Bye-bye. So who's the host?

Whoever he gets. Yeah, whoever he gets is now the host. Yeah. Brandon, he went to the non-contest and he went left he's going to get Pete 100,000% Hundo Pete

and it'll take a while because Pete's going to say no at first I'm going upstairs Pete likes to pretend to say no and then come back I've never seen

yeah I like that I'm going left too you're going left I'm going left I know who you're going for oh yeah Mikey Pods on his last day? Oh yeah

Definitely That son of a bitch Is today his last day? No I don't think so I think it's tomorrow maybe That son of a bitch So he announced it on Business Insider today huh?

Yeah Trying to steal the shine That disloyal fuck Yeah I knew it I saw it coming a mile away The second I met Mikey Podcast I said

I can tell Four years from now, you're heading out the door. This motherfucker's gone. Yeah. I mean, why even hire the guy if he's just going to leave in half a decade? Disgusting. It's pointless. I like Mikey, though. When does a person stop being a cup of coffee?

Six months? No, I think it's three months. Two years? Yeah, I'd say three months. Three months? Three months. I don't know.. Two years. Yeah, I'd say three months. Three months? Three months. I don't know. I'm like, oh, God.

Oh, no. I've lost my protection. This is funny because Andrew actually, he came into the part of my tech studio earlier today to help us out with a technical issue that we were dealing with. And we were running some issues. He was working real hard on it. Thank you, Andrew. You got it all fixed up for our interview. It is very important and he he handled it masterfully but as he was sitting

down working on the board he just stood up all of a sudden he had this look on his face like a prairie dog coming out of the ground and he was like do you have a do you have any napkins or towels which is not what you want to see um Around equipment as well. It was disgusting. Oh, yeah, it was the studio. It was the studio that was the problem. But it turns out he was looking for, he sat on his vape cartridge, and his vape cartridge exploded.

He's like, what would you say, like once every couple weeks I sit on a vape cartridge that explodes on my ass? It fires off, and it's just like all over my pocket. I need to ask about how you run your team because Stanko has been complaining. He's afraid. I was not complaining. ask about how you run your team because Stanko has been complaining. He's afraid. I was not complaining. You were saying.

Chew him out. You couldn't stay in here because you were scared of him. I was told I could stay until I finished my lunch, and I said that, and then Big Cat said he would defend me. You don't want to get on TJ's bad side. Absolutely not. Everyone knows that. I'm fine. Your career is over if you do.

I understand that. Spin that wheel, TJ. TJ, you're one of the world's greatest cigarette smokers. Former. Former. Former. Vape only now. Exclusive world's greatest cigarette smokers. Former. Former. Vape only now. Exclusive. You were powering through those things.

Yeah. A pack of Newports a day. Newports? They aid you. But no, do you see the studios here? They're kind of hard to deal with. And you guys are all fucking animals. You guys all treat everything like shit.

If you're ever bored, wrap up a wire in front of TJ Over the elbow And he's like you're forcing it in a direction it doesn't want to go True or false? I like to do it around my waist Circles It's one of my biggest pet peeves You ready for the wheel?

Let's spin that wheel What do I do? This person stays The person who lands on? No. No, the person who it lands on stays. Yeah, the person who it lands on stays. All right.

All right. You got it, Nick. Oh, man. I won. Send us someone good. Brandon's going left. What are the rest of your pet peeves? So everybody here puts the tripod plates on the cameras

and then leaves them on the cameras. That's a valid point. The plates stay on the tripods. Because a tripod's going to do you no good with no plate. And what the fuck are you doing with a tripod plate with a camera with no tripod? Amen. Sorry. I love the diversity this panel's got.

We have three dudes with beards. I'll vent here for fucking hours about tech difficulties. Oh, nepotism. Nepotism. Oh, nepotism. Oh, that's nepotism. Oh, please. We should have a room where you're allowed to smoke cigarettes

inside here. Yes, the bathhouse. You guys did it for tell me. Maybe the mother's airfaring station. Have you been to the smoking room in the

bathhouse? I thought that was What? It's upstairs. I got to go. I didn't know that there was a smoking room there.

Yes, but you get made fun of if your cigarettes have filters. Yeah, even better. Hell yeah. Do people like rip it off? Yes, they'll flick it off if they see it. That's so rough. We got to go back to that bathhouse. Yeah, even better. Hell yeah. Do people like rip it off? Yes, they'll flick it off if they see it.

That's so Russian. We gotta go back to that bathhouse. Yeah, PFT. I went for the first time. He popped my bathhouse hymen. Love it. Love the bathhouse. It was amazing.

It's a magical place. Caitlin Walker. Grandin, as she's known on the show. That means girl Brandon. Glad to see your foot's not broken. Oh, thanks. Oh, sorry. So to see your foot's not broken. Oh, thanks. Oh, sorry. So now that your foot's healed, maybe you can fucking move out of Brandon's house?

Yeah. I mean, now you have the foot issue. No, my foot issue has been healed yesterday. Dude, that was... Editing that thumbnail sucked. You didn't hear our request in the beginning. No, I didn't. We wanted the thumbnail to just be your face with your Venmo.

It was a thumbnail of a thumbnail? Oh my god. Oh wow. We didn't think of that. That's crazy. You've been in the game for a long time, bro. That's crazy, man. That's like one of those infinity mirrors that we're looking at. Yeah, my god. I didn't watch it. So that was one of those situations where I saw the same clip pop up on my timeline over and over

and over again, and I scrolled past it every time. I have no desire. I hate feet. Yeah, I do too. I hate pimple popping videos. I saw it. I could not understand why everybody was sharing this fucking video. It was unbelievable that in the beginning, everybody was so squeamish around the foot.

And it was just Roan and he was looking away. But then if you fast forward to the end of the video, everybody in the room has a tool. And it's just diving in. Everybody's just dipping their toe into my toe. Yeah. Wheel show today. You know how that goes. Let's give her a spin.

It's just Nick. What did Jersey Jerry think of your foot issue? Did you ask him? Bad toe, great foot shape. Oh, okay. You know. I guess that's me. That was close. Hi, boys. I did have some toe questions. All right, see you. I guess that's me. That was close.

All right, boys. I did have some toe questions. All right, see you. I'll just find you later. Who's got the wheel? Give it. Is there anyone left? Jesus has the wheel, right?

TJ's got the wheel. How does this show end? Jesus has the wheel. Like, half my team's in here. This is true. Steve's operating the audio board. The only guys left are the two new guys. That's true.

Ah, shit. Andrew, you got the wheel. Okay, sweet. We gotta wait until Nick's replacement comes in. Do all our names go back on the wheel? I would have to imagine so. That's only fair. Imagine BFT wasn't here. I think we'd just have to end the show.

I'm gonna see how you guys handle it. I think the commenters love us. I mean, we're... You just backed over Tommy with an 18-wheeler. Sorry, Tommy. I'm sorry, Tommy. Wow, he's a little bigger than me. None of you guys have ever been on camera here. Weirdos.

Tommy blended right in over there. My bad. Yeah, no, it's fine. I actually think that the crazy part is some of the drama that happens with think that like the crazy part is the um the some of the drama that happens with the people that aren't in content is more real and more interesting than most of the drama that happens with people that are in content do you have an example i would just well i can't get into it because well maybe i can maybe just a little bit um kelly steals people's lunches kelly martin kelly does. Yeah. If she doesn't like you.

But not Kelly Martin anymore. Not Kelly Martin anymore. I forget what her last name is. She's a hyphenate. Just Kelly. I just call her Kelly. Yeah. Kelly the lunch thief.

She steals people's lunches if she doesn't like you. I'm serious. Like just from the front desk up there? Yeah. So people will get their lunch dropped off and then she'll intercept it before the person gets there to claim it. So this has happened to several people that I know, and then they think that their lunch never got delivered. They make a big stink of it through Grubhub, Seamless, what have you,

and then they end up being like, yeah, it was delivered. They have to still pay for it. They don't know what happened, but Kelly, she rats them away. She has a little stash. Who's on her show list? Who has she stolen? I can't get into that. can't i can't divulge i've said too much already she stole my lunch one time in a car that's how i figured that out you guys have beef with anyone i'm still too new here to have beef with anyone i think oh yeah white socks dave for i'm still

mad at white socks dave for throwing dips bit at the Jersey House. That's right. I was there that day. That was not good. I will never forget that. How can you fucking do that? He's an animal. Troops did that with hot sauce too.

He threw hot sauce on the ground. Troops can do what he wants. Okay. Hot sauce is a little bit different than like – Yeah, dips bit is picking up a water bottle and chucking it onto the ground. Yeah. It's more about the content. We got polar.

I've got a real problem with White Sox Dave. I can't get into what it is, but you can watch on The Do the ground. Yeah. I've got a real problem with White Sox, Dave. I can't get into what it is, but you can watch on The Dozen tonight. Nice. We played against Team Chicago. And all-time White Sox, Dave moment. All-time. He stopped the show in the middle of the show to give me a guaranteed lock.

And he even said, like, out of nowhere, he's like, I have a guarantee for tonight. I have a lock. And then, obviously, i have to bet it your brother has to bet it because dave is giving it to our face so we're like okay we got to lock it in and it was the worst bet of all time like i'm not talking about like the worst miss i've ever had personally it was the bet the worst advice that anyone's ever given me about gambling in my life and i should have known it from the get-go when it was White Sox Dave who was like, I have a guaranteed winner. But you did bet.

But I did bet it. I had to bet it because he was that emphatic about it. It would have been rude of me not to. Yeah, that's fair. Hello. Welcome, Pilar. Here. I got you.

Okay, thank you. Can I make these smaller? I don't know. That's a question for Tech Guy Andrew. I don't know how to use any of my own equipment. Oh, end the show. Oh, wow. If you can push up on the sides.

All right. Shout out Tommy for fixing the rundown, because he's our guy fixing the rundown. Yeah. 10X. 10X. TJ2LA, get it trending. Thank you.