The Yak - We're Addicted To Buying Books And Never Reading Them: Wed Sep 30, 2026

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

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The color scheme. Yeah, no, no, I don't know if that's good or bad because they kind of, they were kind of good, but now they kind of suck. But they always look good. They always look great. A mascot great. But can you look at when you get your ass kicked? It's been done before. Yeah.

That Cubs game sucks. clock that was waiting until 9 p.m. for that yeah brutal tough I just get that off my shit out of the way that was embarrassing you miss dinner for that shit

I wasn't invited to dinner you were dying to go I wasn't invited to dinner perhaps Tony Larissa I thought that was a Photoshop he was there Tony was there yeah he had a good crew Jim and Jimmy and Tony came Jim and Tony Browns Tony stayed Tony stayed wait Jim Tommy and Tony

Larissa are hanging out and kicking it? It was Jerry Rynstor. Jerry Rynstor. I thought Moog did a Photoshop here. No. I thought so too. Did Tony, did anyone, did he when he left? Did he

Oh. Do you drive? He got into, he had a driver. Good. Good. That he ripped the keys from and got in the front. Yeah. It did look for, I thought that it was like. He photographs much older

than he seemed to be. Yeah, I could have stared at that for hours, never would have clocked Tony Larissa. And actually, but it does make sense because Tony Larissa, if you ask me, what is he doing now? It's like going to a steakhouse every single night. Getting dinner with MOOC though?

Yeah. I mean, he... A Bosco dinner, which I heard he was throwing like 60 miles an hour. He was flat at dinner, but then dessert came out. And it got good. He started shot it. I heard that I... Jerry had to fake leave.

Jerry did fake leave. He left money to pay. And then Moot called him. He said, Jerry, come back. He said, only if Rico apologizes. Jerry told me that he told Bosco at dinner. He said, I drove an hour and 20 minutes. You've made me chuckle once.

And then threw his money down and left. That was true. Yeah. Yeah, one chuckle through the whole entree. So overall, though, good dinner? Because he finished strong? Finish so strong. Okay, good.

He finished so strong and so angry. Who's the anger? So, the world. The world. The world. The system. Yeah. How did the Russo get to your team?

The procedures in place. He just came up. He came up. He's like, you know, I was on the, I coached the Cardinals for 16 years. Rico, he was, and he showed his World Series ring. And Rico, like, tried to take it off him. Rico, he started with his rubbing it. I don't know if that might be a faux pa.

La Rusa. Oh, man. And then, uh, Lerusa. Rousse's started talking about an umpire whose brother was an NBA ref, and he couldn't remember the name. And RICO was like, I'll Google it for you. And I think RICO was flustered. And so he was... What?

First Benedict. Was that it? I believe. Well, RICO was flustered, and I think he was just looking at Tony Larusa. So he typed Tony into Google, and then he typed Brothers into Google. And then RICO goes, oh, it was Tony Brothers. And then Leruza was like, no, it wasn't. Yeah.

And he let Tony. brothers haunt him for a while and then we had a call dinner after that how did he end up at your table though he he was that's kind of showed up he was he was like I had some wine and listen guys I'm going to start talking to you yeah yeah mook scooted over who introduced does he do that to every table though Jim tommy introduced us but if you told me that like I would actually believe that like Tony the Russo just goes to steakhouses for five hours shifts and sits at random tables and shows him his World Series ring. That would make sense.

Exactly what he did. Yeah. He kind of moved like a jellyfish, wherever like the wind current took him. He was going to, and he got hung up at our table. So Jim Tommy came up to you? You guys went up to Jim Tomi. No, no, no. Jim came up to.

Oh, no, no, it was the owner of the restaurant. Owner of the restaurant brought Jim Tomey over and then Jim brought Tony LaRuso over. So Jim told me it was smart enough to be like, I don't want to talk to these guys. Here's Tony LaRuza. Yeah. Emergency Tony LaRooza. Probably what it was. Break glass in case of emergency.

It's a Tony Laruso. And I think Jim got a break from Tommy. Jim got a break from Tony. And then we had him. And Jerry Reinsdorf was there too? Yeah. How was he looking? He was like 90.

I didn't see him. Oh. They were sitting outside, I think. Yeah, but then, yeah. He was. What going on in there? But they were all together or they were? They were all together.

What are you doing, Kate? I'm cold. Oh, okay. That makes. sense. I was like, and I love Reese's. There we go. Yeah. It's like, did the starting quarterback just like make you his date? We're going steady now.

That's really got on base. That just happened a second ago? So it sounds like it was great dinner. It was a great dinner. Yeah. It was a good spot, really good food. At what point did Larissa enter? Was it after you got for? Late, late. So it was after hours. Yeah, it was just us and him. Man. And he, yeah.

She's like, who paid? You split it? The owner of the restaurant. The owner of the restaurant. The owner of the restaurant. Who knew that? I didn't want to say it. Bosco.

Huh. Oh. Why? What is this bad? Am I saying too much? I mean, that's, I don't want to go to get a bar stool. Using bar stool to get a free dinner. Mm-hmm.

Did Dante hook you up with a reservation? Yes. Did you guys know? No. Yeah. Okay. Bosco greased up the waiter. He does that from time to time.

Sounds like a good dinner. It was a great dinner. You should have been there, man. I wasn't invited. And I don't care about not being invited. I just care about the fact that Bosco just lied to my face. You told me you were having a dinner. You told me you're having dinner.

Jerry told me you're having dinner. And then I walked up to RICO. I was like, what are you doing? And he goes, maybe dinner. I was like, Rico, I know you're going to dinner. It's also a worse look if it, like, we did dinner and just kind of hit it. Right. Right.

I wasn't going to get dinner all the time. I had to work. I had dinner all the time. Waiting for the Cubs game. God damn it, that game sucked. Are you going to stream tonight, Danny, Titus? Yeah. Yeah, I have to.

We got to fight one time. Chays in his fucking pants. Chasing his pants. You got a stream. Yeah, you have to be devastated, brother. Yeah, I mean, it sucked. They literally hit a homer on the first pitch. Yeah.

It was over pretty quick. It was so loud. And then everyone complained about our starting pitcher when we got no hit through six innings. That's right. Sucks. Sucks. Playoff baseball sucks.

Best of what? Three. What? It's so fucking sad. Whoa. That the culmination of such a long, agonizing season is just like you lose two and you're, it's over. They did the old fashion. It's better than what it used to be.

Used to be even one. It used to be one game, which that was actually fucked up. Remember the year 2015? Yeah, I remember. Pirates won 96 games. Yeah, and then Arieta. They just bring out Arieta and just couldn't do anything. Cubs won 97, Pirates 1-96.

That was the best season of my life. Cardinals won 100, and it was over like that for the Pirates. Yeah. Yeah. So three is better, but. Three is significant. The one is, was outrageous. But it still does feel like weight, like the Cubs season could just be over tonight.

It's like, well, that was stupid. Yeah, we just did all that. We're not a playoff. Would it be better if they weren't in the playoffs? We were, because then you were a playoff team for five of the six months. of the season. I want there to be last month we have not been a playoff team. I would prefer them not be in the playoffs. Yeah. But they would have

been in one wild one. They would be in an old one? Yeah. We'd be playing a one one game playoff game against the Padres. Would be in the old one. No, both of us. No, I'm talking about the old old one. You're talking about the new one. You're talking about the new one. I'm talking about one in between the old one. I'm talking about division winners, one wild card. Yeah, I'm talking about the in between old and new. No. 25. Get that out too.

Letting bad teams into the playoffs. But we weren't a bad team for a lot of the year. We just, we're bad right now. It's a fucking state. You're a good team. I'm a bad time.

Well, no, we're, we, we are a bad team currently. And the Padres are the best team ever currently. Be a fucking sleepy. So it's a very big mismatch. Be a big sleepy head tomorrow. Oh my God.

I haven't, yeah. Yeah. Because the, the worst part is after a game like the, I didn't go sleep until like 1 o'clock. Because I was just pissed. I even, I haven't. and Reds, like one Cubs fan Twitter account tweeted. They're like, if you're reading this right now, close the app, go to sleep.

This is stupid. You're fighting about things that we can't change. And then I stayed online for like another hour. The reason I don't want to expand a playoff, Dan, is because it might be tempting or easy for some people to look at this season as not a failure. Oh, no. No, no. If you make the playoffs, you're like, oh, we at least made the playoff.

This is not a playoff team. This team. Okay, I agree with you. your take. This team was good and then they fucked it up. They should be humiliated. They should all be humiliated. I agree with your take. I hate it more than anything that we've expanded

all playoffs so that owners can go around being like, oh, we made, like, the playing game is the dumbest thing in the world to me in the NBA. That's what I think. Fucking hate it. This is the playing game. But this is a successful season for the White Sox. Yeah. Well, the AL, baseball is the only sport where I'm like, it's so many

fucking games that like I'm okay with having six teams in because it's so many fucking games. And we were better than, we were better than like the majority of the AL, which is crazy. Yeah, it sucks. Are you guys just a little bit excited about the White Sox? No, I mean, they're, I'm happy for my- story.

Yeah. The way I always look at the, I'm happy for my White Sox friends. Yeah. If they win it all, that will change. Really? Because I was going to say, say the White So, Dave will just be so. I want it. I want him back.

When you're thinking about, like, other teams, you have to just always be like, what is the worst person I know and how are they going to react? And then you have to go off that. The White Sox winning the World Series after Dave said, I'm done with this team and I'm never going to watch. That's true. So they're going to lose 100 games. Is he aware of that they're in the playoffs? Does he know?

Because I know he had sworn off the team forever. I wasn't sure. No. Oh, we should. So much to tell them. We should tell them that they're actually good. He'd be amped the fuck up. Also, I don't want to say.

that Braves crowd was pathetic. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't great. So was the Astros. These teams that have been in it for the last decade, and then you're talking about a Tuesday, or a Tuesday afternoon at 1 o'clock, it's, yeah. But if it was a Tuesday, we went to the Tuesday afternoon game last year in this round. Yeah, but Rickley, Rickley fills up every game for everything ever.

I know, but it's just like, come on, play it like. You're talking, you're getting Atlanta. Let's go to the fucking game. Drive out to the suburbs at 1 o'clock on a Tuesday. They should because it's the playoffs. But sad reality is they don't. It just bothered me because yesterday was such a perfect day, and it was like all I want to do is be at Riggily.

And then I look at Atlanta, it's like half empty. I don't have a pulse on it, but if the White Sox were at home yesterday, would they have sold out? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. White Sox would have been a fucking awesome crowd. Awesome crowd. If the doors are open at Riggily, it's going to sell out, right?

Yeah, and the White Sox too. In the playoffs, I mean, White Sox had good attendance all year, but, like, that would have been a sick crowd. I think the Pope just wrote them another letter. Yeah, which should be illegal. It's good luck, I think. That's tampering. He's got to write a divine intervention.

You're jealous. You don't have a religious leader. It's fucking crazy that the Pope wrote a letter to the white side. That does seem like cheating. It's incredible. He's literally saying God's on your side. Yeah. Look at this.

He wrote him. That rocks so much to be like the Pope and just be like, I'm still nervous about the White Sox and Astros at 4 o'clock. I might have to abuse my power. Yeah. I willingly invoke the Almighty's abundant blessings upon you and your love. That's crazy! That's crazy. That's awesome. That's steroids.

Yeah. Getting God is the biggest gift. He's literally saying, hey, I cleared God's schedule. He's got you guys. He is solely focused on you. There's going to be some kids that die in other country. Oh, those wars that are going on? We're going to look the other way. He's on you guys right. For October, he's yours.

You were at dinner. night with someone who got a letter from the Pope. Yeah. That's crazy. What a world. We need White Sox Dave going up against the Pope like he did with QSack. He's a player. What else is the Pope's fandom?

Does he have a college team? Nova. Nova. Nova. It's crazy. Yeah, they're going to like make a new rule after this Pope. He's sweating out of February basketball? Yeah.

Oh, dude, Nova's non-con. I think Wisconsin plays Nova. That's a huge game. Yeah. Every game the White Sox win from here is huge for Villanova Because like the Villanova fans have to be like this is going to trickle down to us Yeah Yeah

I mean Case Keenan was the Pope That's true yeah Yeah The Pope The Pope should have to renounce his sports fandom I just imagine de Pope in the Vatican At like 5 a.m. Vatican time Just sweating out in Nova basketball games against Creton

What a ridiculous thing. I need him to have some plays in the DK. Sports book. Yeah. The Pope parley. Oh, the Pope Parley would be great. The Pope's on Cal Shee. Damn, the Pope's on Cal Sheet.

Promocode Pope. Oh, man. Yeah, that's huge for the White Sox. You can't get bigger than that. No? No, not really. Man. Unless Muhammad.

could back. Is Muhammad a guy? You could back the Cubs? Like in the... Yeah, who's he a fan of? The main guy of Islam. He's not alive. Yeah.

Whoever this is there. Who's the Pope of other religions? I don't know. Look it up. The Polly Lama. Dalai Lama. The Dalai Lama's a Blue Jackets fan.

Whoever it is, get their attention. Maybe they'll write you a letter. Who's the head of that? Is there one guy? I think Islam is Mahalma. I think they have no, no, I know, but Muhammad is. Continuous Maham.

Oh, there's another Muhammad? I don't, I'm not positive. It's like Uga? Sunni or Shia. Oh, boy. I'm not picking aside right now. The yak chooses. Let's go.

Boy, this is tough. I'm going to say one bathroom. I'll say it. All right. Me and you, Keebe. Ready? I'm going to go biased. One, two, three.

Shiaite. That's the same thing, right? Yeah, we're going Shiite. Oh, my God. Good choice. Oh, there you go. Ali al-Sistani. Oh, the Ayatollah.

Oh, that makes that I've heard of the Ayatollah. Is he Italian? A lot of... Would it kill him to smile? Yeah, seriously, do? Come on, man. A lot of Arabs look Italian and vice versa. Mm-hmm.

Okay. They're close enough. Maybe he'll see this and he'll write... Who's his team? Is there a... Off Iraq. Go to his personal life. What if he was a Mississippi State fan?

Would you get him on the pod? He'd be one of Green Gregg's bandwagon fans. Green Greggs. Is it the Christian god the only god that cares about sports? Do none of the others? Yeah, I don't. They never really get invoked, do they? Soccer, right?

This is probably wrestling. What about soccer? It's the world team. He just said somebody. He just said soccer. Soccer. What is that? That was a question.

He's in soccer. Soccer. Well, I mean, I'm assuming some religious dude cares about soccer that's pretty high up, no? Yeah. Probably previous popes. It actually would be like, Scientology's down bad right now. I feel like if they just got behind like the Lakers. Oh, my God.

Tom Cruise throws his weight behind. Yeah. The Dodgers. Yeah. Coastal Carolina. If Christianity is the Jersey patch on the White Sox, that'll be so sick. It's just crucified G. Jesus on their jersey.

Oh. The Catholic Church buys the sponsor. Yeah. I do love the... Jesus God. It says God. Oh, you have Motorola as a sponsor? Yeah, I have God.

Cool. Nice target patch. We've got. Sheets. Nice. I did see the White Sox. Sean Burke, the White Sox started today. He said, he was like, they're like, how are you getting ready for the game? He's like, I got no kids, no girl.

This is all I have. He basically was just like, no one will ever mourn my death, so I have to win this game. He is so bad. If I die, nobody will miss me. No one would care, so I must win this game. Oh, he might, he's not going to, oh, he's going to throw a perfect game. Yeah, it might be incredible. Yeah.

Speaking of Scientology, did you see Tom Cruise walk down the Jennifer Hudson Spirit Tunnel? Yeah, incredible job by him. I got to see this. That's Kyle's worst nightmare. Jennifer, wait, hold on, before, before you show. A recurring dream. walking down the Jennifer Hudson tunnel. Jennifer Hudson, the setup

she does, it's a humiliation ritual. It really is. But everyone does so well, typically. Did you see what Tom, did you see this? Did he fuck it up? No, Tom Cruz is like, I will not let you humiliate me. I have no idea what he's about to do. He just nailed it. Do you think we'll see his face again?

Oh. He had enough. Dude, go get go. This is all. Oh, I guess you saw it one more time. Oh, he's getting backwards. He's doing a lot of nothing. Incredible.

Like, I will not let you guys do this to me. Okay, maybe one of those. I'll give you a little top of this. And then I'm going backwards again. He's like a tiny in that time. Imagine working for Jennifer Hudson. You're having an awful day and you still have to go down to do that. It was like, I used to work at a.

restaurant and when we got called to do the happy happy birthday it was brutal look at this you get the back of my head all right enough also this is on on yeah he just back of his head does he know it's being filmed yeah i think he did i think he did that on purpose oh the the jennifer hudson tunnel's a nightmare yeah i would run through him like a football drill yeah get the smoke going i pray one day kyle you are in there the worst thing i think i will one day yeah i do too it's a matter of time Yeah. You just have to choose when. Tom Cruise really should get...

I don't know I say this. He should get more credit for being such a good actor that we all just look past everything else. Him being weird? But the thing is... Yeah, and the whole, like, we don't know where the Miscavage woman is. Oh, yeah. That whole thing.

But he was weird before people were, like, being super weird. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody's just as weird as him. Right. But, like, being like, you're number two in a religion where we're just, we have a missing woman for a decade. But oh, fuck, man.

Top Gun was so good. Fuck, I'm ever said. He does his own stunts, man. So, fucking good. When did he stop being the coolest guy in Hollywood? Because he was, like, the main guy. I feel like it was the Oprah Couch Jump. Was when everybody was like, whoa.

Might have been. We made such a big deal about that, and it was nothing. But also, I don't know. He might be, like, he might be. the only like true A-list movie star Yeah

Who else is it Who else can be like That's when they're in a movie It's like okay that's a His name's bigger than the title on the post Well that's shellamey boys getting there right He's getting there Yeah

DiCaprio Denzel Brad Pitt Clooney I don't know Clooney I don't know anymore Leo's there Leo's there

Leo's there I'll go see any movie Leo Pitts hanging on Yeah Pitt's hanging on Damon's probably there and Denzel and Denzel but it's a small list yeah and Tom Cruise is probably at the top of the list yeah yeah he might be he I think he is well yeah he'll always be a superstar right but he's not looked at as like cool anymore though he's more

looked at as weird I think the Katie Holmes divorce was when people really that in the count was like well something wacky was there some bad stuff in the divorce I don't I think he he also I think he's back to being cool And I think it's, he saved Hollywood kind of. Correct. Like during COVID, right? Like, wasn't he? Hollywood, yeah.

But he was also, like, behind the scenes, like, motherfucking people who were not following protocols because he was like, yeah, we have to make these movies. Yeah. Don't make these movies. The whole industry's fucked. And I think he was, yeah. I think he also gets, like, street crap for doing his own stunts and stuff, too.

Yeah, he does do that. He does do that. He should, yeah. Kind of cool. Or are you going to see the new movie that he's in, Stephen? what's tom cruise's new movie it looks really good i assume tom cruz is also like he's one of those guys he doesn't do anything unless there's a new movie yeah he doesn't have to go on podcasts and that new movie looks horrible though you know what i mean like he doesn't you see him when you

when it's like he's got a new movie yeah and then you you don't see him and then you see him again i want to see this one wait didn't he do like the speech before the world cup yeah yeah so yeah it's he's still him and the muppets people i think he's still objectively cool he's cool are these two guys a listers will smith and the rock no will smith is yeah they both

i don't know was i think was the most recognizable man on earth i think i think will smith's still at the bottom of the a list at least i think he's out of it i i think he he slapped his way out but the rock is an a lister but he's never made like a great

he's not line up to he's an a list celebrity not right correct yeah He's a list famous person, but you don't read in the news. Oh, The Rock's got a movie coming out Friday night. I'm definitely going. I don't know the titles of his movies. Yeah, the Rocks. I just know he's in these movies.

The Rock's never going to be, like, flirting with an Oscar. Yeah. No. Imagine. Did he lose a lot of weight for a role? Square Pink King. Was he trying to win an Oscar there? The puncher machine.

I remember that, like, being like a... Smashing. Smashing machine. But he gained weight for that. Oh, did he? Okay. I guess McConaughey is like slim down. Oh, yeah.

50 cent got real skinny for a movie nobody saw. Oh. Did he get rich? died. But what's McConaughey been in lately? Like I can picture Tom Cruise and stuff. I can picture DeCaprio and stuff. And I'm like, what's McConaughey been doing?

Texas Ohio State game. Yeah. Oh, no. He loves it. No. Oh, my goodness. What was the last movie of McConaughey, the last big movie McConaughey's been in? Because he always is flirting with it where it's like he could put out a banger.

It's been a minute. though. What was after Interstellar? When was Dallas Byers Club? This is where I get so bad where it's like if you told me Dallas Byers Club was three years ago I'd be like sure and if you told me it was 15 I'd be like I guess yeah I'm gonna guess it might have been like 10 I do seven I'm going to say seven years I think it's over Dallas Byers Club I think like 2012 and I think over 10 something about movies I just

can't ever get the years what Dallas Byers oh Wolf of Wall Street 23rd So that was a nice run that he had. Interstellar Dallas Byers Club Wolf of Wall Street. Jimmy Kimmel Live episode, of course. Free State of Jones is. Wait, who is he insane? Oh, he was Buster Moon. That's right.

That was what? Insing. He played White Boy Rick and White Boy Rick. That's right. Sing's a good movie. I didn't see Sing. Oh, yeah, it's a great kid's movie. Well, I didn't see it.

Okay. Yeah, it's been a man. Cow dog. Oh, he was Hank. Oh, he was Singh 2 as well. Sing 2 is not as good as sing one. personally was he on

is that brian's nine ball video yes oh and then he was in sync thriller yeah that that's you know what

you know they're like all right let's just juice us a little bit more so now is he in like an Apple TV series or something like everybody is yeah

I don't know brothers what brothers is all that's with Woody harrison so he's due for one we need

we need a new one of McCone we need a new it's time to re up yeah he owes us Hmm Hmm Okay

That was celeb talk It was good celeb talk What else We got our finger on the pulse Let's find something You saw the Rabbit holes You saw it

The original clip Bosco Traced back his Yeah it was Disdain of me There was nothing We were over there in the In the kitchen And he said

Oh yeah You don't know why I'm mad at you Well check this out And he pulls out a clip From Wake Up Barstool a year ago Where he's talking to Dave And I'm sitting there

and I didn't sit there the right way yeah yeah so that's why he that's his disdain for me the amount of things he has in his head how many in his phone how many videos does he have saved he said so that he we just did advisors he was

Ashley was out so he did weather and he was like we're going back before he's like how about how about I get back on the close friends and I was like what? I was like yeah 2022 you took me off close friends on Instagram. Oh.

Four years. Never thought about it. I must have taken him off when he quit. Oh, yeah, he did quit. And I never put him back, and he's been thinking about it all the time. I was like, how is that? You got to understand why.

I put him back on. You know, that's going to. You took him off the close friends. That's quit. He quit being your friend? He quit Barstool. So that... He's also someone that's a little dangerous.

to have like you know my kid's pictures like he's probably screenshoting and being like i'll get him one day especially if he left barstool that's a fair move by me i wouldn't take you guys off if you left but bosco that's a that's a dangerous guy okay he is i want to keep getting dinners with rica listen you should keep getting dinners but that's only done too it's a dangerous guy Hmm But don't you He has a soft spot He does

He does I can't quit him But I can take him off Close friends It's just so funny For me Like

Four years ago I never I never once thought about it I was like I did How long did he How long did he What was that saga That was a 48 hour

Window Still want to make the documentary 40 hours in Bosco Yeah What was that company That got him Odyssey Are they still around

Yeah Not to it well, I don't think. What if? Were they giving him a ludicrous amount of money? That's up for debate. Whether there was ever a contract. Really?

Is he still here? Yeah, he's here. Doing a house call, I think, with Jerry. Those two. Jerry can just get him so angry so quickly. Jerry would, like, wink at me and he'll be like, Bosco, what are you talking about? And then Bosco, livid.

Yeah. Jerry like bullies him Yeah And Rico takes it Just saying like I've chuckled Once But we're doing a giggle counts Jerry

Jerry would cut him off So he's like Terry You're halfway through the story It sucks so far And then Jerry I mean RICO doesn't get mad He's like

You're right I'm so sorry That's how he's obliged He's obedient Oh man What was Did anyone get eyes on the stream last night. I missed it with playoff baseball. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the formase. Any highlights? There was some highlights. There was Tate sitting on the toilet having

active diarrhea with Mincy handcuffed to him. Kate. Oh, hey, come on. No, no, no, no. Hold on, time out. I'm with her. I'm with her. I'm with her. Before I get. Wait, Adolf Bredler posted it. It ought to be real. Tate is so fucking psycho that you have to at least consider the But it's so easy. It's so easy to check. Here's the thing. Kate, that is not Tate's account. If you ever second message, just look at the ad.

All right. So, Kate, I am not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't gotten sentile. Of course, of course. But when you get scented, usually within like three minutes, you're like, okay, that's not really. You're still taking to the next day. But that's my point. I think that one's, but Tate's so psycho that was so believable. you might not even think to look at the at.

My thinking was it hit him so quick that he just couldn't he couldn't get him off. Couldn't you see Mincy just okay. Yes. Okay, I'm an idiot. That one, I get settled all the time. Not like this. I think Tate's kind of hated. I think he's

starting to hate Mincy. There's a victim of his own rage. We've got some guys are turning some real hatred. Towards Mincy. Yeah. Was there a screaming match? Nicky Smokes is dabbling in real hate of Mincy and so is Tate. well is tate here i haven't seen him what was the final time

they left about 10 o'clock i think the right by my house the two the two uh is the two feet up on the dashboard yeah that was that could be sentile too that could be yeah see like that's that was real and that was that was pure hatred because i hated that too that drove me nuts

Oh my God This is the Heisman's car So it's his fiance's car And he had his feet up With two wrong socks Oh That is I was so early on this

He was in a pretty bad mood going into it too Which one? Mincy Really? He was like pretty agitated And Tate had reported That he hadn't slipped Does he have two right feet?

That's what I No I don't Why was Mincy in a bad mood going into it? I just heard a lot of grumbling. I heard a lot of grumbling. A lot of being on your feet. Well, they, they, there was some, he was arguing that the bet was smokes to wear two boots was office.

And walking around for hours and hours and hours in the corn maze and two boots was going to be, it was going to suck. And I could see where, but he was also not wearing the boots around here yesterday, I think. But anyway, that's a bet. I don't. I feel like he's had this boot on so long. He needs the second. boot or else his hips are going to be fucked up. Like there's going to be an imbalance when you're walking

with the one boot for too long. The domino effect from his boot. Yeah. He needs the second boot to like even out his gate. They tried to put the second boot on him while they were out there and he was like as hard on that as I've ever said.

He was like so mad about it. Which makes no sad. He was cussing and he doesn't cuss. He doesn't cuss, yeah. The answer is a farm no. He doesn't tell you this, Lucas. The answer is a fucking no. I told you. You know.

You know this is on you. You have to... Can... Can... No. No. No. No.

He didn't even hear you out. I won't. I'm here. No. You're not even looking at me. I'm a little more to your right. No. No.

The answer's no. The answer's no. I want two walks earlier with it. I can barely walk. I got to walk. Dr. Tate. Can I ask you something? You can wear it?

I'm not wearing it. Good compromise. Can we wear it? Did I guess sent tell it also by the clown scare video then? That's real. No. No.

No. No. It's a firem-month. It's a firm, though. Why is it that hard to wear? Is it that hard? I had to walk two blocks to a coffee shop and could barely make it today. I'm out of here walking five hours in a corn maze.

One checkpoint. It's so funny to be grumpy and a jack-lanner. Two grown men can't help together. Actually mad. We don't want to teach around and shit again. Take me serious. This video is three minutes. Yeah, I'm not going to make a mockery of this.

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guys that we're working with are amazing. This is the shit that genuinely makes me so happy. I know. Where it's like, like our job is already the best. But then it's like, what if we just did a game show that's ridiculous? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

And this guy Bill was like, you tell them anything. We need like a jumbo mince face with the 3D uvula. Yeah. And he'll be like, all right, I don't know what to do with that. They just build the props down the road real fast. Real fast. And then like there's a guy there who only specializes in goop. And we're like, we need some slime.

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One of the episodes are we aiming at. Four and then a behind-the-scenes video. Cool. Looks awesome. We'll figure out who's competing in it after. I'm genuinely excited to see Mike Tubman's Minecraft City tonight. I'm going to watch it with my son. Is he going live on something?

Live on his YouTube at 7 p.m. Central. How many concurrent you think he'll have? I don't know, but I'll be one of them. I think it'll break a record. Like, I'm going to sit down with my son and be like, do you want to, like, there's a football coach. He's got a Minecraft city. You think he'll get 100,000 people watch? Rooftime.

And house is an nerve. I didn't know Minecraft was like this. Like, you can build actual. I can be. Yeah, you have to be patient. I thought it was like. Is it normal for people to just, like, reveal a city like this in Minecraft? Yes.

Yes. But most don't reveal it after working on it for 12 years. Most reveal it and then work on it as part of their streams, correct? Got it. So you can't. What I've heard. It's not a live stream. Oh, he's already.

It's a premiere. It's not a live. Pre-recorded. But, like, he's even, like, spelling shit out with the blocks. Mike Thomas in Spanish. He is. He's spelling shit out. You see, like, the...

Where? At the top of the right building. Hold on. Go back. M.T.R. He's a real sicko. And he's playing with a controller, too? Is that a... I figure mouse and keyboard.

Yeah, is that a loser movie? No, I just, it's... It seems like it would be harder. In the Minecraft community, would he be like, I'm not a Minecraft guy. No, I think they're good with PlayStation controllers. In the real Minecraft world, if you, if your world isn't private,

can anyone just kind of like roam through your world? Or is there like a game? Yeah, I'm used by that too. Like, can you walk around? Can we go to Mike Solomon's? You can make a world public if he had like. But then could like we attack it? Could we destroy it?

Yeah, I think so. It would be an anarchy server. Oh. You're not a Minecraft guy? No. No, I missed the, I missed the, uh, the mark. I wish I were. You've never played.

I've played, yes. But I don't know much about it. All right, all right. I never got in depth. Okay. Come on. You seen the movie? No.

The movie sucks. I've seen the movie. I've seen the movie. It has moments. It was on the plane and I just, just washed it. It's the most, it's the most Jack Black, Jack Black has ever Jack Blacked.

Well, that and when Mike Evans threw him to touch him. That too. But it was like, it's just, like, just turned on the green screen and said Jack Black, do it. Do they have characters in the Minecraft world? Yeah. Well, there's chicken men and stuff. Do you fight? You just build.

You can kill. Yeah. You get a tactic. My kids are one of my kids. Yeah. At night there's monsters. At night, monsters come out. But can you win?

Is it a game you can win or no? Not really. There is like an objective if you want to go to the end and kill the Ender Dragon, but you don't have to. And then there's offshoots of like games that are based on certain things that are like story mode, right? Yeah. It was made by like one guy and he sold it for like a billion? Probably undersold. Probably undersold it.

Yeah. I think it's one of the biggest things in the world. It's selling video games of all time. It's like that in Tetris. Some belt those blocks. Yeah, blocks will get you. Can't get enough of it. Tetris.

Well, I'm gonna pay. Okay. All right, brother. See you around. What were people screaming in the theaters for the Minecraft movie? Chicken Jockey. Chicken Jockey. And then I am Steve.

Let's chat with that. I am Steve. I am Steve. Kids go crazy in the theater. Crazy. People were dressing up. Oh, shit. Did you...

Wait, did you get... Steven, did you intercept us with the Tom Cruise? That was one of your questions. Is Tom Cruise still cool? Yeah. Whoa. And we just started talking about it? Well, I brought up the tunnel.

Got it. Oh. Got it. So you did incept. That was good. That was sneaky. That was seamless. Way to go, Stephen.

Thank you. Do you ever, do it, try to seamlessly bring up everything on the, oh. We'll see if we can catch it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to look. Everyone, no, no, don't look at the other. Hey, stop looking at the other. Nope.

Steve. You're. No, did. He was like finger, like, going over everything. Che, you're in your lucky pants. What's the Cubs record with those pants on? Two and one. Okay.

That's not good. Oh, fuck. That's pretty good. Well, what are the pants for? Elimination pants? Yeah. Are you wearing a cup? No.

Good. Elimination pants is a terrible name. Yeah. It just sounds like you shit yourself. These are the pants I wear when we, when I have to shit. These are, yeah. When I evacuate my bowels. Speaking of the Cubs, you see PCA's debut patch card.

Calling you out. That's one of the prep sheet things. It is. All right. Top one. What is it? It was seamless, though, because you brought up Cubs. I fucking did. Well, what's special about it?

So now what they're doing is whenever an athlete has their first game of their rookie year, they wear a patch on their jersey. So NBA does this too. And then they cut the patch out and put it on a card that the club. player then signs. So PCA's obviously had a meteoric rise since he debuted in 2023. The card went to auction. It's been live, I think, for a week. It ended last night at, I think the final video was 900,000, but there's like a buyer's premium. So it was like $1.09. Yeah, just under $1.1 million. And you said that was low, right, Steve?

It ended up a little bit more where I expected, but like the NBA debut match is like Cooper Flagg sold for $8 million. Like Khan Knappel is 2.5.000. So in comparison, I would think that this is a much better deal. It's crazy to me that there are enough guys that are both very interested in buying this and also have the money to afford this. Right. I feel like that Venn diagram would, if I didn't know any better, I would feel like that's not a very large overlap.

You wouldn't. How many guys have a million dollars to just kind of throw away? It's got to be tough. Of those guys, how many are interested in a patch on a car? Can I throw out a wild accusation that might explain it? Money laundering? It just all money. It just all money.

Like, you know how art? Is this the new buying art? Yeah, art is money laundering. This just feels like money laundering. It has to be. Yeah. Doesn't money laundering have to be cash? Because this is via.

Like Dan, you have a fuck ton of money. You don't have throw a million dollars on a car. Like, definitely. How much, how many, how many dudes in America have enough money to just be like, Oh, a million? Yeah, here. A million on a card. To be like a million on a card, you have to have like probably half a bill. Yeah.

And even then that's still like, that's a, that's a percentage. Yeah, that's an actual percentage. Of the half a bill and up guys, how many are actually? This card had 30 bids. So, I mean, not at that price, but like people were interested in it at a very high price. I guess you could also look at it as like it's kind of like house flipping where they're not actually going to keep. it's an investment of some sort? Yeah, they're going to sell it eventually.

I would just buy a house. And at that point, like, don't you make... A pretty nice house. I would feel a lot more... I would buy... Safe than a... Plastic card. But don't they make that much an interest in, like, a month? So to them, it's like...

Like, just off their... Yeah. So to them, it's like nothing. I would like to think if I had half a billion dollars, I wouldn't even know that this card is going up for sale. I would be getting my dick sucked. constantly on like tropical island like on a yacht like

I would have no idea that there's an opportunity to buy a patch on a because when you're buying this card you would just be getting head yeah I'm just getting head I'm like sorry I missed that auction I was getting head I had no idea that auction was even going on right unless you're trying to flip it

you buy the card to like it'd be a cool thing to have and tell people about but you know it also is a cool thing to have and tell be about when the $500 million you have and then you're banking you're like you're banking a lot on you're purchasing essentially the person and I don't think PCA would but like

people are flawed and you'd say a slur your house will never do that right your house will never do um I wonder if they Brandon's doorbell that would actually be funny if they like

homeowners insurance They had slur insurance. Right. Like, oh, shit. Every card you buy, it's like, hey, listen, we're going to, what package you do? You have slur insurance, homicide insurance? I know Cooper Flagg's listening to a rap in the locker rooms. Yeah.

Adorbid. That's right. Somebody goes live on Instagram. That's right. Oh, shit. I just lost a half a million dollars because Cooper Flagg. Right. Slur insurance.

Yeah. Felony insurance. How much would that bring out of value? I'm not buying a Max Crosby. Max. say it. Yeah. For sure. For sure. One of the, like, hot rookie cards

from a few years ago was Wander Franco, who... That's the thing, pedophile. Oh. Yep. Do some people forget I acted before the MLB? I dropped him from my Dinger's Only team before the MLB suspended him. That's incredible. That's standing up for the right thing. Morals.

Stephen, how much money to owe you? I think we settled on 100. Okay. We had a heads-up dingers only bet. Oh. He got me. Yeah, he finished second. He said, I have to catch Zach pitching.

Oh, shit. And then you also owe last year. Yeah. So, Zach is going to have to catch you pitch. We're going to double up. Yeah. It's both of us. Yeah, it's both of you.

That sucks. Yeah. Because I don't think, I actually think you guys probably suck so bad. We might just hit off you. Yeah, there's no. This isn't Max. He could Right.

Stephen, you got to work in other others as well, like fake others. To trap us. Right, because otherwise, every time you bring up a new topic, we're just to be like, oh, that's it. Gotcha. No, don't look at the prep sheet.

He's trying to seamlessly, he seamlessly worked in Tom Cruise. That's on the prep sheet. Is Tom Cruise cool? All right. So, can he do that with other topics, but also mix in some fake ones? Fair enough.

it's fair or not i won't look at the prep sheet brandon's a big uh trading card my member the guy also a bookstore guy all right now brando i'm reading the novel buck i by patrick ryan what is it about it's about bucky hell yeah high state go by no it's about a it's about a couple families uh from the 20s up to the 50s i just started it so i don't really know it's it's just a sweeping midwest uh novel so you're you're like free time Yeah. Relaxing thing, it still has to be a little bit college football. No, that's not.

Do you accidentally buy this book? Yeah. No, I was in Walmart. You're going to read about Longhorn next? Can I tell you what? I was in Walmart. I was looking at you, sometimes just go to Walmart and look around. That's how I spend my time.

Anyway, I'm looking around and then I just looking at the records or something, or my kid was looking at the records, and we were getting a Wii controller, no, switch controller. I turned around, and the books are there. there, like the top 10 bestselling books or whatever the Walmart has. And they have this novel called Buckeye. And I was like, oh, that's an interesting name. And I look at it.

And it's like, I read it and it says this and it says that. And that's interesting. I put it back because I can't buy, I can't be buying a book from Walmart. Why not? So I went home, got on Amazon and bought it. Got to support Amazon. Yeah. Yeah.

Bezos really needs it. Yeah. I don't know why I did that. A big corporation. A big corporation. Like Walmart. You all bought. No.

I'm in Pop Shot. Like Amazon. The real reason I do it. And I do this all the time, about once a week, maybe twice a month. I will just go to Amazon and buy $10, $15. And I like to do it at once. I just, I click a sports book. I buy it.

And then I click on also, customers also bought this. Oh, I don't have that one yet. Click. And I just keep going, keep going, keep going until I got a good cart. And I just threw it on top of my cart because I knew I had to go ahead and do it. So that's why I did it. I do that with Kindle. I have like 20 books in my Kindle.

I don't think I've read any of them. I've read pieces of every single one of them. They just sit there. So money, Kindle book. And they're just, let's go Kindle for. They're too intimidating. Then you get to the prolog, you're like, ah. It's two.

I still do books. I don't do Kimball. I have to do real. I can't. I got to hold it. All right, I got Ari Emanuel's book. Because some of them are just like, I'm about to do an interview. Oh, that's a good book right there.

Yeah, sweetness. Yeah, Jeff Perlman. I don't know why I bought the Elvis book. I got that one too. Careless love. Ladies, have we read Strangers by Belberton? Football by... It's a banger.

It's a banger. It just said football so I bought it. Whoa. Closterman will... Wakes up one morning, her husband just like him out. Closterman will get a little wordy. I'm not smart enough for Closterman. The art of winning, Bill Belichick.

Brothers. He has a whole other one. I just collect Kindle books like their NFTs. What do you got? I just look at the... I got a J.S. F.K. Bobby Kennedy. I am reading Sam Talon's first book, and it's so fucking good.

Something in the light, right? Running the light. God's middle finger I got. When Pride Still Matter. The Vince Lombardi story. Yes, please. Ball 4 by Jim Bouton. Best sports book ever.

Only God can judge me, the Tupac's. So you're like me. You have everything. I got a Vietnam book. I got a Bob Dylan book. I got a Lauren Michaels book. And do you just like collecting them? Yeah.

I read like two pages. Really virtual Pokemon card. Yeah. Just like looking at it. And then I just go to sleep. Just read them right on the phone there? Yeah. That's the thing.

So I use the books as a break from my phone. No, I agree. Yeah. It's more I buy them. It's like late night when I can't sleep. I'll buy a book. I'll read two pages fall asleep. I'm behind on reading.

I do books and I wear a light around my neck. Wait, you do? Yeah. It's lame as shit. Wait, wait, wait. Like a book reading light? Yeah. Oh, that's cool.

Right. Yeah, you think so? Yes. No, no, no. How does it? Is it a fix to your neck? Around my neck, light right there in the front. I like that.

Oh, and you're looking down? Yeah. Okay. I should start doing that. Makes my eyes heavy. Yeah, I do the blue lights. It's getting me ready for sleep. Every night.

I just turn the lights on, middle of the night. Your fiance must love that. And I read out loud. In different voice. You like doing voices? Yeah. So wait, you're reading the, uh, only God can judge me. Are you doing the voices out loud?

Tupac's voice Yeah Yeah Now I haven't read that yet He dated Madonna am I right She was fucking everybody True

He was the nutcracker with Jada Pinkett Smith How is Madonna moving The Mouse King and the Nutcracker Freaking me out You see that video of her on the bed I know I thought that was kind of She's got to stop doing the sex stuff right

I mean she's 68 68? Yeah 68 right Whoa It's nice to see the change up An older lady dating a younger guy every now and then.

I thought she came out as a lesbian recently too. Really? She's just desperately trying to get back into the attention. It ain't working for me. I'm not a Madonna guy. I'm not a Madonna guy.

I thought Madonna sucked when she was famous. Oh. They got me. She's got some pretty solid bops. They get me going. Yeah. I like her song Time After Time by Cindy Lopper.

Oh, yeah. My favorite Madonna song is Cindy Lopper. I like her Cindy Lopper Girls just want to have fun by Madonna. I like that one too. Cindy Lopper is better than Madonna. Yes, thank you. Cindy Lopper's still alive?

How good did I get there? On a scale of 1 to 10? Yeah. Pretty high. Is Cindy Lopper still alive? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, Bonnie Tyler just died. Lopper's still going.

Give me a little Annie Lennox. Walk on that broken glass. That gets me going. A little your rhythmic, son. Good talk. Yeah, we're getting real. Good book and music talk. Were you guys ever, ever crushed on?

Madonna back in the day? No. Oh, you were? Nasty. Yeah, she had that one hit in like the late 90s with the music video that was like, the Austin Powers one? Yeah, beautiful stranger. Yep, yep.

That one got me. She was everywhere in the 80s. You couldn't fucking music videos used to get me so. Oh, dude. So. There was one that was Twista had one. I can't remember the fucking song, but it was the sexiest video ever. It was an overnight celebrity?

I don't know. It was just big-titted women just did. dancing on cars. Loulon Rouge video had me just... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember being scandalized by little Kim. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the little purple. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. Music videos were...

They were porn. They were porn. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And it was, it is kind of crazy to think that, like, they were... You just turn on a channel and there just be music. I have the MTV classic on at my house 24-7, where it just plays music videos all day. MTV was so goddamn amazing.

Yeah So goddain Is it gone? Yeah, it's gone I mean what it was It's just ridiculous No no but I thought it was gone Gone gone

No it's still there Like you can't even flip to MTV It's still there Wasn't it My VH1 BH1 BH1 is gone Gone

I think that's gone The VMA is aired on CBS on Sunday So I believe they're all Paramount somehow Damn Yeah Yeah

I was gone I Yeah because it also Something With the way Entertainment works now No but that's all they're sub-channels.

Music channels. The last, have you guys, like, any time, well, do you guys even have cable or do you have just YouTube? I have YouTube TV. I've got YouTube TV. Like, the art of, uh, the exercise of just flipping channels is gone. It's gone. Like, you just sit down and just be like, all right, a music video. Okay.

Oh, Goodfell is on again, but it's five hours long because there's commercials after every ten minutes. I'll occasionally do it in a hotel. Yeah. I'll occasionally just go click, click, see what's up next. But it was on. Awesome, because then you would catch something, and you'd be like, this is. Or you'd catch like a... Oh, fuck, Jerry McGuire?

It was just the middle of deep blue sea. Every time. Oh, fuck, I just got hour... I got an hour one of bar rescue, a 24-hour marathon, and I'm hung over. Reno 9-1-1 marathon. Yeah. Or the dudes that build pools. Yeah.

I didn't know the dudes that built. Oh, yeah. I used to watch that on Sundays when I was hung over in the summer. Just... Dude just built awesome pools. I noticed this... Green miles on. for the fifth time.

Yep. You all know how many motherfucking channels, Family Guy Marathons are on now? No. Let's see. You can scroll through. Adult Swim. There can be five to six Family Guy Marathon.

TBS. Comedy Central, TBS. Adult Swim. Adults. Yeah. It can be six or seven, actually. FX, I think, will do it. Yeah.

And there's one more that's, uh... Family Guy's one of those shows, too, that makes me feel so old. because I distinctly remember when it went off air and trading the DVDs with friends because you were like, this was like black market shit.

Big cat. The Family Guy DVD was unfucking bullied. Ian hung over in college and just putting a mom with your buddies. All of the Family Guy DVD. Yeah. It's just like, what do you want to do this weekend? Let's just get high and watch the family guy. Oh, my God.

I remember the first time I made girls laugh. I went to my boy's basement and I was supposed to bring the family guy DVD and he asked me, did you bring the family guy DVD? And I pulled it out and I said, not only did I bring it. And that was it.

Yeah. I was a sophomore. It was the first time I made chicks laugh. Back in the day, if you brought the family guy DVD, that made you funny. You didn't have to do anything. That's a whole different type of fun.

Yeah, like you'd be like, I'm the guy who brought the funny thing. I am now funny. It's like the guy that brought Monty Python back in college. Yeah. Now listen to me quote super bad. That was it. You were just like, oh, yeah, that guy's hilarious.

He has a fucking clown. He has the Family Guy DVD. You had to be funny to have it. Yeah. We're going to go to his dorm room. We're going to watch Family Guy. That's all he's a PlayStation. He's hilarious.

My boy, he's got a South Park poster. You'll make you laugh all day. Yeah. Oh, he gets all the South Park reference. Got a Cartman bobblehead. Come on. We've got to get over that. He's a riot.

He can recite every single rule from wedding crashers he's the fucking man that is all yeah you just go see a movie like take the two funniest lines say it around your friends

if you were the first guy to see a movie your prime George Carly if you saw old school on the weekend and I'm not with your friends on Tuesday God we're going streaking guys when it touches you lips hearing a guy yell ma the meatloaf I was like that's the one tonight

there was a There was a stretch where the absolute peak of comedy was just yelling out Chappelle lines. Yes. A long stretch. That likes it. That was James, bitch. Everyone just die laughing. That wasn't yours.

But I said it. You in the fuck your couch on somebody's couch was. My parents made me perform the purple stuff one from his stand-up. Cool, they purple stuff to a random family at the beach once. and they were dying. It was the best I've ever felt. You have an upper classman hopped in your class real quick

and just said, I'm Rick James. Oh, yeah. What a five fingers of the face? Slat. Doing the Dane Cook, Kool-Aid man. Dane cook saying that one was huge. Oh, man. Yeah, it used to be so easy.

Now you've got to be like... So easy. Smart and funny and creative and different. Well, no. So it's kind of gone full circle Because then when like When I was using Twitter a lot You were getting called out like

Oh this is stolen, fuck you this is stolen And now it's just a trend It's like everybody's do Why aren't you doing a trend? I've noticed that it's sad If someone puts a funny skit out Everyone else just does it And then if you call them out for stealing it

They're like no what the fuck This is a trend dude Yeah Yeah I mean sass had to happen on them Yeah Man Showing our age

Yeah And we're just should. I guess it still does exist where people will just tweet being like Kenny Powers is the height of comedy. It would be like a super cut. It would be like 7,000 retweets.

Okay. Yeah. That's I was watching Beavis and Butthead clips on Twitter the other day. Yeah. And I was like, oh yeah. Those people are just gobbling up all of the likes and retweets. Yep. Can we just like on the yak account just post clips of other things?

Yeah, we should on Twitter. Yeah. I mean, there's full... We don't have a yak on Friday. Should we put out a best-of? Power to the ground? NFL highlights. Yeah, I mean, the accounts that are like, that dude rocked.

Yeah. Highlights of an old player. And you didn't even have to rock. But just because it's an old player that you didn't remember, it's like, oh, I'm watching a game that was like the old Big 12. I'm like, yeah, that did rock. It rocks. Yeah, I'm like, this guy's amazing at using the internet.

He's just hosting Toby Gerhardt. This guy right. You've earned my follow. Damn, you knew about Toby Gerhardt, too? And it's just always just a white running back. Oh, yeah. Everybody's like, fuck yeah. Well, now, your guys, Pat White and Noel Devine will sneak in there.

Oh, for sure. Pat White, once, about twice a year, somebody else tweeted up. Remember Pat White? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then the losers of that world will be like, Reggie Bush was a problem. We know, dude. We know. We got that. We're fucking know. Richard Bush was a problem. Ball knowledge. We fucking.

Deep pool. Do you guys, do we, we didn't talk about it, a debate the Chicago guys had upstairs. That was, oh, yeah. That was stupid. They are. It was the debate.

They're young. They've really been in a debate and mood. If Caleb Williams wins a Super Bowl. Will he be bigger? Is he more iconist of Michael George? Oh, Michael Jordan. Oh my God Ridiculous

They were screaming at each other Screaming But it's also like these are Who's I want to know Who's on which side Well you know Definitely you know one of the people You know two

Mikey Betts was in the mix Well white boy Rick Yeah He's 24 25 And Burns is in Burns is right there with him Right

Yeah Then Michael Jordan Who was pushing back The old white socks Dave Nicky Smokes Yeah But Nicky Smokes

was he wasn't giving good arguments he was just like Michael Jordan has his own martini yeah I think it's just an age divide really yeah if Caleb Williams won 9-11 came into the argument somehow what yeah you always got to consider it and also White Sox Dave was yelling about they were all doing the thing and he's like

what does anybody with kids under five doing with their lives anyway it was like what does that have to do if Caleb Williams runs a Super Bowl he is iconic in Chicago for the rest of of his life. Yes. I mean, the 85 bears are still treated.

I mean, Kevin Butler's the kicker. You're right. But Michael Jordan is iconic in every single quarter of the world. Right. Michael Jordan was everyone's. Yes.

Like, I was from Mississippi. Michael Jordan. Yeah, right. Yeah. It would have to be more than one Super Bowl to entertain that.

It would have to be a dynasty. Yeah. But there is a, the better argument is, because there's definitely football is, is more important. Sure, but Jordan. And also in Chicago.

So there's definitely a number that's, less than six that Caleb Williams could reach that in Chicago. Agreed. It's right. Not nationally, but in Chicago, that is, that's just more of football is. Yeah. Agreed. Mr. Ribicki could have done it.

You're right. You know, four Super Bowl. It's just the fact that we're talking Michael Jordan. Right. Right. Yeah, but Brandon nailed it. It's not, it's a, it's a, it's, it's possible to be bigger. It's in Chicago debate, not it.

There's nothing that is international that could, could touch Michael Jordan. I think the circumstances that led to Michael Jordan's stardom. can't be replicated. I'd agree. The media landscape. Monoculture and all that. Yeah. It'll never.

It'll never. The person who can win, you can win every Super Bowl for the rest of his career and he won't be as big as Jordan National, or globally. No. Nationally.

He also had Magic and Larry come right before him to get basketball where I was about to pop and then he timed it perfectly. Mm-hmm. Yeah, good on him. Shoes. I was talking to your boy Dom today, too, because we have the Steelers Browns.

Game in the Century. For him. Put. Put some respect on it. It's the game of the century. For him. I might, I'm, I am contemplating letting Dom maybe be on the stream if it's close to the end. He's been a real pest.

But I asked him, I said, if Deshawn Watson plays well and the Browns win a Super Bowl, does he get a statue? He said yes, absolutely. Does he? I legit. He gets Super Bowl MVP for the Browns. Yeah. He gets a statue? 100%.

they've never won a Super Bowl they've never been to a Super Bowl yeah yes maybe just like belly button up they'd have to maybe just a bust ah

just a bust Sean Watson bust that would actually help his SEO yeah true right Sean Watson

Watson rock hard yeah that Jesus Christ yeah no he would definitely well what will he have to do for them to start fucking with them if they do They already do.

They're chanting his name. It's just, it's literally play by play. Like I think that in completion, boo, touchdown. Yeah. We love him. Incompletion is prison. Yeah. Touchdown is they were asking for it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Touchdown is what guys can't get massages. He has the perfect fan base. If touchdown is that, then what's super? Yeah. What mindset and viewpoint is that?

She shouldn't address like that. Yeah. I mean, yeah, Dom is, yeah, he's crazy. I banned him from talking about LeBron with me

because he can't. Can't do it? He's not even on the calves. He hasn't been on the calves for nine years. He kind of scorned the calves. And he's, he, like,

the way he talks to Max, he actually apologized to Max yesterday. Because, uh, there was, Jalen Brown got asked who's the alpha on the team and Jalen Brown said next question because that's a impossible

you know what I mean like whatever he answers is going to be aggregated everything and Dom was so mad that he didn't say LeBron and then Dom went back and watched the whole press conference and apologized to Max he's like this is my first time dealing with Philadelphia media that was a gotcha question I got to be better

I wasn't aware of Philadelphia media my my apologies oh brawn yeah I don't think I'm still not the bald head is not bald head is weird it's weird everyone's good on him about like you need to shave the head and then he finally did and it's like I don't

and why doesn't he just get a hair transplant he doesn't have to go to turkey he probably could have a doctor come to his house I think it'll look better on the court let him play a game with it and let's see what it looks like I don't know can we see a picture of it I think he's got to go headband or something my brain just doesn't Pute seeing him in a Sixers uniform.

It's just like I'm glitching when I see it. I'm like, what? Yeah, headband. Yeah, I don't know. The beard might be too big. I like a bald guy. Shave the beard down a little bit. It's a good head shape.

Yeah, he's got a good. He doesn't have like the pug. Yeah. I think it looks weird too. Yeah, it's off putting. I love how transparent and opening is about hating Philadelphia. Yeah. He's just like.

I love that he's just like, I really wanted to go to New York. He's like, I'm going to spend the bare minimum amount of time in Philadelphia. I think by the end of the year he won't play home games. Yeah. He's only going to play on the road. My dream was to play in New York, then they want it all. All right, see you guys. Helicopter.

I think it's going to grow on him. He's not going to be there. He won't be there to have it grow on. Dude, that is such a bitch of a commute. I know a helicopter. Still. Yeah, but even the nicest hell, is that a comfy? Not only that, but like you still, I think, I don't know where he lives in New York City.

I would assume Upper West or East Side, right? That's still from the helipads in lower Manhattan. That's still a bitch of a commute. Also, isn't that a little risky doing that all the time? People were saying that. It makes me a little anxious. Helicopters are... And JJ Reddick did it when he...

That's crazy. I lived across the street from him in Brooklyn. Where's the practice facility in Philly? He should commute on a facility. It's not all the way in Philly. It's probably an hour and a half. He will step foot in the city of Philadelphia 41 times this year. Yeah.

but I don't think for ever be three hours he'll never be outside on the ground yes people never heard of street yeah I need there to be like he'll never be great if someone was like asked him for directions

he's like I don't fuck I'm I've actually never been here I've never been here follow those clouds I've never been to Philly because like if you I've only ever had a layover in Atlanta I've never been to Atlanta

I've only been in one building he's never been to Philly yeah that's one of the worst feelings when someone asks you directions in a place that you know and you don't know what they're asking for so I just pull out my phone I pull out my maps yeah I'm like why don't you do this I show I'm not to do it even where you live like you don't know what street is like six blocks away yeah no in your head I sent someone the wrong way like over a year ago

he just got to scram yeah think about it every so often just get out of there there pretty shirt's over there and then I started walking this way and I was like fuck it is the exact direction yeah yeah I used to do it all the time in Brooklyn people would ask for directions I'd be like that way and then I just walk away I think I got him in the right way I never feel dumber when anybody is like yeah you have to enter on the south side of the building I never know what side that is ever don't you know what the the streets around your neighborhood are no I don't think I that's what I'm saying like I know the majors like you know the major ones yeah and like the every four

But like, if the news came on and said there's there's a, there's an armed man at the street next to my street, I wouldn't even know that that was like my neighborhood. Yeah. I have no idea what the street is. I would go outside and walk my dog. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, especially in Brooklyn, I would, I, I knew my street, the street north, the street south or street east, the street west. That's it.

Yeah. Two more and I would be like, fuck if I know, your guess is as good as mine. Yeah. And it's the worst. The kid system, motherfucker. Do you know what the worst is, though? Am I the funniest in the movie? I like that.

I like that character. The worst. The worst. Oh, I was doing a call. Okay. The worst is when you're... What's the worst? When you're walking your dog or with your kids, so it's very apparent you live there.

Yeah. It's like, you have your dog and someone asks you for directions and you're like, I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy. Yeah. Because otherwise, if you're just solo, you could be like, oh, I don't know. I don't live here. But you're like, you're literally walking your dog. Got like a bag of poop in one hand.

And they're like, you're going home right now. Like, you live right here. It's so embarrassed. You're swinging your keys on your finger. I found myself. I'm a little bit newer here. I don't quite know. And it's like, I've been here for three years now.

Yeah. I actually. What's the way, what was it? A raid system, motherfucker? We were talking about how you said you would just, yell out an old comedian like a Dane Cook line and you were the funniest person. That's a John Malaney bit is about New York City. I wish I

knew the John Malaney bit. I, never mind. It's trying to do a callback. How do you get lost? How do you get lost? Home alone. Lost in it, yeah. Yeah, that's true. But as a John did it better. He did.

You know, he really did. Oh, man. We were just talking about LeBron air travel. Did you guys see this, like, unbelievable story? Oh, my God. All in it. What was the unbelievable story? Yeah, it was from the perfect. Oh shit, what was it? The flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv and like, oh, no, I didn't see it.

Insane. What happened? What happened? What? One of the pilots. Yeah, Kate, you tell it. Well, no, you probably tell it better. So there are two pilots and this flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv and one of the pilots

attacked the other one and tried to hijack the plane and then all the passengers beat the shit out of them. Whoa. And, like, saved it. He was a pilot? Yes. It's a little graphic. This just happened? Yes, today.

Full plane, like 180 people on it. What happened between the pilots? Why they start fighting? I think one of them was trying to hijack. So one of them was like a terrorist. Yes. It wasn't like a guy who just lost his mind. It appears so.

Like that, remember, oh man, that fucking... A German flight still haunts me. Still haunts me, too. That one fucked me up for a while. Yeah. Do you guys remember that one? No, I don't. We can keep it that way, I guess.

or you could tell us the co-pilot the second command whatever he was like super depressed and he waited for the main pilot to go to the bathroom he locked the door and just rammed into a mountain yeah full plane

yeah I should have kept that glad I know that that's my bad they think that's what happened with the missing plane too the plane they never found really is that the guy was going through a lot of hard times and then just I searched for that thing did you yeah I put it in like a lot of hours trying to find it because it was right after the manhunt so I was like maybe this is just my

calling. Yeah, bitch. And I just remember just clicking on blue dots of ocean looking for shit. Yeah. Really good use of my time. Oh, it was nice of you. Part of the search committee. No big deal. But everybody's okay

in this? Yeah. I guess this one. I think maybe except the bad guy. Presumable bad guy. Oh, that's good. Oh, the other pilot lived? Because he got, I saw some horrible photos against my will. I think this is all happening. I think like a couple hours ago. But I was talking to Chuck about this, his buddy was a pilot.

Did you know that, because one pilots down, the other was injured, the, like, I think the people in the plane like landed it. But he said that a plane is on autopilot, like, 95% of the time. That feels really high. Just take off and landing. That's what the pilot's for. Yeah. That was surprising.

Not going to get out today. I was peeing. Was the story crazy? yeah it actually was yeah hijacking attempt and the passengers beat the shit out of the guy which is I mean what a dream

be like the sixth guy yeah not have to do much but still be in the photos we've talked about it before like I I would be elite at like knee on the shin want on don't yeah no but he was earlier wasn't he

oh he might have been yeah I'm talking about the guy is fully like apprehended and then like you know maybe I'd grab his hat and like I got this for evidence we'll wait for the cops grab his hat his scarf fell off I got it though pick up his phone on the ground yeah that's me did they not lock the cockpit door I don't know that just seems like that solves hijacking pretty no no it's one of the pilots oh one of the pipe yes is that even a hijacking then yeah I guess one of the pilots stabbed the other pilot

and then tried to nosedive the plane. And the people on the plane were like, uh-uh. Yeah. That's scary as fuck. Yeah. What did you say? Hero shit.

Hero shit. Yeah. I was waiting for a flight once. You know, like there's always like a pilot that's sitting in the area. He was arguing with that, I'd imagine his girlfriend. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah.

Let's figure this out. I don't want you to get dumped and then fly me somewhere. Scary. Yeah. What airline was it? I was overseas somewhere. They were from Oman, right? Okay.

Fly Dubai. Fly Dubai. It's probably a pretty nice one. Yeah. Can I ask a lighter, harder question? Sure. Circling back to the reading thing, I am admittedly not a reader. If you're reading a book, do you then do it to discuss it with your significant other, or does it just live?

Got it. I think it's a good way to shut your brain off because you have to do it. use your eyes and it's but what he's asking I if I'm reading a book I'm letting every oh I never discuss books oh yeah you got to see you got to give them facts and be like oh is this book I read or no what I mean is like

is your significant other also reading the same book oh no no no I thought you meant like are you bragging about reading a book I might have been gut but Alex Earle said she's never read a book what I guess yesterday yeah I believe that that's the most that is the number one person I would guess. I think reverse would be the shock. I've read a book.

Yeah. I'm a voracious reader. Just one. No way. It is kind of shocking. That's a novelist. That's your favorite novelist. Yeah.

I have something to admit. I've been watching her reality show on Netflix. She's kind of funny. What? I've been finding her humorous. I've been finding her a little humorous. Girl funny? What does she do funny?

Big swinging day. dude funny she's yeah funny what's she doing she's like doing crazy dances she's kind of self-aware and okay okay okay okay also I didn't realize who her stepmom was I didn't know she's I didn't even know her parents were divorced I didn't even know she had parents oh my god her stepmom is it was a huge scandal a sex scandal she broke up the governor the fucking it was a whole to do it was a big deal

Weiner? I think Weiner might have been involved, but he wasn't the name one. I always is. Cuomo? No. John Edwards? No, if you heard the name, you'd know it. And you go, oh, my God.

At least growing up in the failure. Spitzer. She was like the escort that was... Her mom was an escort? Yes, the main one. Her stepmom's an escort? Her stepmom and her... This woman.

Is it cheating if it's an escort? It's just business. But he got with her after the scandal and was like, I like what I'm seeing while he was still married to her mom. Hold on. Hold on. Time out. Her mom is 40? Step mom. Step mom. Spum. Bum me out. Okay. So in 1985, I was like, well, that's when I was born. Let's see her. How's her relationship with if my, if my new mom was a prostitute, I don't know how I'd handle it. Well, she seems now. They've had kids of their.

own. Okay. They've had kids in their own. Wow. I do remember this chick. Yes. That's her stepmom? Yes. Whoa. I know. And she's always like the, I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. She always trying to hang in the mix. I saw my pussy. But then Alex and her sister feel torn because it's like you kind of ruined our family. But then also they had a few more kids and the kids are really fun. So it's like we all it's a whole. And is the real mom still around? Yes. And she's gorgeous too. And she she holds animosity or no? Now, her boyfriend, the mom's boyfriend, sometimes thinks that Alex Earl's dad and DePray are being a little inappropriate and saying things that. And so then there's a little beef there. It's a lot of tension. I suck it.

The escorts being inappropriate? But sometimes she steps over the line a little bit. She's an escort. Not anymore. At what point did she stop making him pay? I think once they got married. Well, I think that's probably what he started to really pay. That's more.

I just didn't know any of the Alexer-a-lore. I didn't know any of it until I started watching the show instead of reading my book. We just brushed up on some Andrew Tate right there. Yeah, we did. Marriage is an escort relationship. Think about it. As soon as you put on a ring on it, she's a hooker. Also, Nikki, I got your ass, Alex Earl was on the prep sheet.

No! Fuck yes. Fouche, brother. Even. You've bested me. Wow. And people think she's dating. I forget who.

now but she was with Braxonado Mendoza Fernando Mendoza says Lisa thank you live events Lisa that's right you don't approve of that Lisa He's not proof of that Lisa He's too innocent I'd imagine that I'm sure he gets around

He's a yeah So she's in L.A. listening to Vegas that's a bit Oh okay yeah she's a bit on the nose with this one Yes Fernando playing in the background What could it mean? Wow. Where do you guys go for book recommendations?

Where do you look to see like the new trending books? I do this. I do good reads and then the recommended books for me. I usually just see like a Twitter thread and be like you can buy this book. But it's so much of a commitment. You have to get through the first couple chapters. I never do. I never do.

I like still go into the bookstore and flip it like reading the summaries. Judging by cover. And cover is a big one. for me. Unfortunately. I'm just not going to do it. You should do it, Danny. I don't want to risk it.

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Probably. Yeah. He's kind of been on his Brandon's shit. Brandon's Brandon. That's our slime guy. Brandon's Brandon. The Goop guy? Just walk by it. Oh, goop guy. I know he doesn't. I'm just convinced he like, ass. Like when someone's like, hey, I need you for this. He's like, cool, can we do it at 115?

Yeah. Brandon? Yeah. Yeah. And he left on the dot. Oh, yeah. He's like, yeah, yeah. Make sure you schedule it for the last hour of the yak. Always. Always.

I'm going to land on wet today, too. Oh, boy. Would that be fun? Brandon has a big role in the Titus. You're going today, too. That's right. I have to wear makeup? No, you don't have to.

It's kind of made Brandon do that. Brandon's wearing the makeup. You just have to wear black. Uh-huh. It's not even part of the show, Brandon, makeup. We should start making it. Getting makeup done?

Yeah, for no reason. Just keep tricking him and getting a man. Is he getting like a face pain? He's going to look like a mad max villain. Okay, all right. That would have been funny if it was literally just he had to go get like... I think we had a little... I think we had like just enough money in the powder for one sheep skull.

So he just has it on his head. All right, Stephen, now that you've got... Have you gotten us on every other? Yep, we've done the full. Fuck. Okay. Good job. Thanks.

You're damn good, Steve. I am curious what's been going on with Fat Bear Week. Oh, yes. It's over. I mean, called it. Backpack. Backpack one. Rats, yeah.

I mean. Oh, my God. Look at the symmetrical pictures and all that. It was pretty close. It was closer than I expected. I think there was probably a couple thousand, probably less than 5,000 volts in it. His mom is the Duchess of density. Yep.

I'll let Brandon find out. It was... What a bear. Is that the fattest winner we've seen? Oh, my God. She, I mean, all her pictures have been. All his pictures have been incredible. That's unbelievable.

All his pictures, the lighting has been perfect. Is he some more backpack? It seems like he's the Man City, Man City. Oh, look at that. That's backpack. Yeah. You know how we have, like, what's your top 10, like, vacation feelings or whatever? top 10 bear feeling number one has to be

after you've been doing all that eating when you first curl up in your cave for that sleep I has to be that has to be a good feeling waking up would that feel good from that stretch maybe the first big stretch the first meal after you wake up probably banger

catching a good salmon also by the way I'm out on the whole family thing they had a the family group pretty much had his foot in into the semifinals which which I thought It was very unfair. There was some heavy weights that were knocked out because of the family thing. Nepotism.

Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to everybody that voted. Most votes so far, I think 2.5 million votes. I was zooming closer on the belly. Zoom in of the belly. Shout out backpack. Yeah.

What a bear. What a bear. Damn good one. It's a damn good one. What a bear. Oh, man. Okay. What do we got around?

The Cubs have you guys down. Yeah, no, it's not great today. Does it feel like a waste of a year? It does, and it's such a bizarre year. I don't know where you land. There were times on Wub, the show I was on, and you, I think, said they could win the World Series. Yeah.

At points, they definitely go. Yeah. It's such a weird year because it's a year that is probably going to end tonight. I'm going to fight. Hopefully it doesn't. But they're a flawed team, and then it also will be a year I'll remember for the rest of my life because of PCA. That's right.

Yeah. So it's like... And it's got to hurt worse because, like, we don't know about baseball next year. Yeah. That part sucks. Yeah. Yeah. It was a very weird year.

There was so many, like... A lot of high. Awesome highs. Uh-huh. Like, that White Sox game, the PCA White Sox game, when he hit a home run in the first and then walk off, like, was one of my favorite. Like, that was incredible. Baseball is so unique in that regard. Like, there's so many fucking games.

Yeah. The idea of like an entire season. I mean, KB was saying that. The entire season and two games is over. Not that the Cubs deserve to go any further, but it is weird to just. I like that there's so many games, though, because like as a fan of a specific team, you'll get a, you'll get one moment. Yeah. Yeah.

It's also, I don't know if you guys agree, but as I get older, I find myself being drawn more to baseball because it's something about the rhythm of the summer. For sure. That just like. I like it more than football. This is the first year surpassed. It just gets you like. You just know, like, all right, first pitch, $120. Like, like, like, it's perfect.

Days built around it. Every single day, there's a game. Yeah. That's perfect. But it's definitely the number one sport where you have to appreciate the journey and not necessarily the destination where if your only focus is like, did we win the World Series, you will look back on the hundred plus games that you watch and be like, why the fuck did I waste my time? Yeah.

So you have to enjoy the journey. Yeah. That's what I'm telling me. But it was a disappointing as, as we're staring down. the end of the season again. But it was disappointed. I don't, I don't buy. Anyone who says that going to the wild card, like going to the playoffs,

the goal was to win the Central. We got dog walked. We were the favorites to win the Central. We got absolutely smoked. Yeah. What can you do? I am excited for the White Sox for, just for Dave's sake, we need him back. I need him to be a cocky, untouchable dickhead.

And they're, I mean, they have, obviously they still got to win another game. against the Astros, but like, the Guardians and White Sox were the same. Although did you guys see, which is crazy, the Guardians played the Mets in August. And after they played the Mets,

the Mets reached out to the Guardians and were like, hey, heads up, we could, we could hear all your pitchcoms. Like, it was just too loud. You had the volume too loud on the pitchcoms. And they were like, thanks. And then they, like,

won like 70% of their games. Does Fleming know about this? It's unbelievable. It's like maybe it was that easy. That was all their problems. Yeah. Yeah, how many teams haven't told them that they could hear? Can you find the story? It's crazy. Yeah, in early August, during Foster Griffin, Stellar first inning as a Cleveland Guardian,

which included three stringing strikeouts. The New York Mets heard some noise. The volume on first baseman Nathaniel Lowe's pitchcom device was cranked too loud, so once the Mets convened in the dugout after the first inning, they formed a plan to relay what pitch was coming Marcus Simeon, home run Lewis Turenz, home run Carson Benj,

RBI triple Griffin was gone after four innings. No way. And then they told them, they let them know, I think. They're just like, just a heads up. It's nice of Cleveland. Yeah.

That's funny. No, nice of the Mets. Nice of the Mets. Yeah. Whoops. I mean, this happened with Oregon in Oklahoma State. Like Oregon,

everyone buried Oregon, and it came out after the game. Like Oklahoma State had basically every tell that Oregon had and they like stuffed every run because they knew exactly what was coming. That's insane. And then I came public and now Oregon's looked good again. It's crazy.

Fascinating. What was up with the Auburn guy? I couldn't make sense of that. It sounded. Let's dive into it. Let's figure that out. We kind of briefly talked about it mostly sports, but. So there's an Auburn staffer that was giving away secrets?

Yeah. I just, we only read the headline and tried to make sense of it. That's a good thumbnail. Yeah. A charges of theft of trade secrets and computer tampering. An anonymous Don Julio was sent to roughly 11 schools with 12 attachments. 10 contained Auburn recruiting evaluations and notes on 27, 29 prospects. Whoa.

Yeah, they basically, they had all the information on the recruits and sent it to other schools. Just sent it to everyone? What's in it for them, though? Like, why would they do that? I don't know. They hate Auburn? Somebody that hate Auburn, got a job at Auburn? Yeah, that seems weird

A moles Yeah You'd think you'd save it And then try to get another job Before you sent it Right Not just blindly send it Unless you reached out

And was like I'm willing to sell this Hire me I work at Auburn You should hire me Yeah why should we hire you Because I have all this information Look And I send it

We can't hire you We can't fucking trust Yeah It's like the reverse Conor Stallions Yeah Where it's like You could be a god

For a program instead you just are getting investigated and everyone doesn't trust you. Could the teams who accept that info get in trouble or it's like, nope, they were giving it out. I don't know. What do you, close your eyes? Yeah. Well, right. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Shouldn't do that. I wonder if someone. Oh. Oh, that's on. David Root. Oh, my God. Dwight Shrewd looking at it.

Now, I'll say this with his mugshot, didn't think it was going to be this crime. No. There's a lot of it. If we did a guest to hide my children. He's got the face for boy. Yeah. Or like anything really, except this. You got to get him

deflation. He's been arrested in charge with theft. Was it? Wait, let me go back. That's trade secrets, computer tampering. Turn herself on Monday. Do we know what fan he was of? He's from Tennessee.

Okay. Bears beat. Battery. Yeah, I mean, PFT always said is one of his ideas is genius that we should definitely do is like every mugshot should have your fan affiliation attack. You should have to wear your fans, like your favorite teams paraphernalia in the mugshot so that everyone else can just clown. Have you ever seen mugshots with Barstool or PMT merch or anything like that? What do you mean? Barstool merch, yes.

Like a guy was wearing a PMT shirt and he's in a, he's in a, he's. Oh, no. There was a big one, right, with a barstool merch on? Like, I don't... Yeah, does that... There was one that we didn't talk about, but that one will not talk about. There was a rider. Oh, no.

I might have done something. Was he in a rider? Was he in rider merch? I think his last post was the rider. Oh, yeah. It's not funny. It's a heinous crime. It's not funny.

No, I don't know if I have seen... I'll see like an occasional homeless man wearing a Saturdays or for the boy's shirt. Wrapping the brand. Not a mugshot. Not to my knowledge. Yeah, but you should have to be like, this is my main thing. Yeah, even if it's not a sports team. Yeah.

I'm a Minecraft guy. I'm a Minecraft guy. Yeah, so we can just be like, all right, we're going to clown on you for this. Chive. You calm and chive on. Yeah. Just so we have something. Huh. I like that.

Yeah. And then you could kind of keep, like, what fan base? Yeah. Raiders. Yeah. Penn State. Penn State. How's Connor Griffin?

He's down. I've been wanting to text him, but I didn't want to jinx it yet. He was depressed during the Eagles Bears stream. I've got him in a bad spot. You've been dominating him. Not only that, but I've now flipped and I'm boys with Cody. When did that happen? When I dominated?

I dominated Connor Griffin. I can't respect him as a man anymore. So, Cody took a spot as man? Yeah. Whoa. They were sitting across from each other and I was just like, what's up, bitch? What's up, Cody? He was so sad.

Are you aware of Cody's dilemma this weekend with, he's going back to Starkville with Brandon? Okay. And last time they were there, Brandon took him to the restaurant. I think you've been there. The Anthony's, I think it's called. Yeah, it's good. And Cody tried to order chicken par.

Brandon had a problem with that said you have to order this and long story short like Cody's been harboring these feelings for over a year and it's like I'm I don't know if anxious is the word but he's already like mentally preparing for going to dinner with Brandon Walker again where he can't even order what he wants to order because Brandon tells him what to order and he needs to order the chicken palm that's what I told him pump him up I told him I told him more just ordered a little well Cody's a guy who's never had anything right oh he's one of those yeah yeah he's he's never had anything okay

We have a ton of those guys. Yeah. Shane. He's never had anything? Shane's never had anything. Apple. Apple. Yeah.

We have a ton of those guys. I wonder. He's never had anything. Yeah, Blumman's going with him too. Also never had. He's never had anything. But Blumman swears he's a he's got a. Wait, are you at?

I thought, are you? Blumman swears he's got a southern palate. Blumman's excited because he's like, I love all. Blutman. Blutman does not have a southern palate. Blutman has a southern palette because he's like, oh, fried chicken. I eat chicken tenders every meal.

He likes trurots. Blutman has absolutely never tried anything. Blutman has the same diet as Violet Bow Regard. That's right. He's counting his chicken tenders on a group chat of him on with the spit and chicklets guy. How many has he got? He's had like, what, 12 in the last week? 11 in the last week?

Two weeks. Oh, look at both of our white boy ricks. They really look so much like. They really do. I fucking hate Michael Jordan. Yeah. Wow did not never try anything, guys. All right, so Cody, I got to pump him up.

Pump him up. I'm on that. Quick side note. I'm going to take Cody under my wing. Now, you have to. Yeah. Titus, you're a Buckeye. You've always disliked Penn State.

That's right, yeah. Since meeting Connor Griffin, do you root for Penn State to lose more than Michigan now? Oh. Yeah. Hmm. You don't really have to root for them to lose. It's just what happens. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's true. But do you enjoy the loss of more? I definitely do enjoy. more unless Michigan's losing Ohio State. Penn State always lose they don't just lose they lose they lose in backbreaking

fashion they lose the game that like Wisconsin's not good 17 nothing Wisconsin is not good hold on hold on and they lose and Connor is Charlie Brown kicking the football and that's what I think that's what separates him of all the guys in my orbit

like we all have favorite teams and none of our teams win championships and all that but there's something about like Conner's mindset of like this is the year we're going to do it you know Penn State is special we're different and then they just never are it's so funny is he a Purdue guy that got into Penn State yeah that's exactly

yeah he's a Purdue guy at Penn State and it's yeah it is the same story every year if Connor came in on Monday morning after the Wisconsin game was like we fucking sucked yeah he sucks and just like whatever and like laughed it off it wouldn't but there's just something about him that's bro like he cannot

believe what he saw. He surprised every time. I'm like, how can you be surprised? Yeah. Like, you're that way with West Virginia at a certain extent. You're like, I want them to win, but like, I was talking to Gino about the Oklahoma State game. I was like, I know who they are.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I think Wisconsin, the same way where, I mean, football's been bad. Like basketball every year, it's like I get, I get really pumped. I enjoy the hell out of watching the Big Ten season. And it's like, oh, and we'll lose the first time. And you'll lose. Yeah. Connor believes that his teams are special.

Like a trauma response? Might be. Yeah, no, it's true. What kind of trauma would he get about? It's kind of a Philly thing, though. It's like, I think there's... No, but it's not... Max and Connor couldn't be more different Philly fans.

I think it comes from the same source, though. They both have, like, misguided confidence in their teams. But... So I don't know about Connor, because I don't know all of his... Max, to his credit, is very quick to be like, this team sucks. Like, he says, like, the Eagles suck. Yeah. Like, he's...

not like, oh, we got to figure it out. We've got a great roster. He's like, no, no, right now we suck. Connor believes that his team should win the championship every year. Stunned when they don't. No. This is, and I'm just sitting there like they've won, like the Eagles have won what, one? Two, two, I guess now. Yeah, two championships. The Phillies

won one in 2008. See, that's where Max is it. Max will literally say like he just calls it like he sees. He's like this team sucks. I know they suck. I'm going to still be invested. I'm still going to, like, he's watching the Phillies right now. He said before this playoffs, like we're a bad Yeah.

Connor seems like a guy who truly in his heart believes in the power of friendship. Yes. Yeah, he's trying to win me over currently. I think he banks on that being what pushes them to the next level when they're not as good at the sport. Yeah. They're just not as good. He's trying to win me over his friendship right now. Yeah.

I'm asking you out for a beer. Yeah, no, he is. And I was like, isn't that normally Cody? Yeah. No, no, no. He, I'm going to go to a beer with Cody now. Right. For sure.

Oh, he's probably freaking out. outright. No, 100%. He and I are going to, we're boys. We're fucking poor. What if you really start to like him and he doesn't fuck with you? That's a nightmare scenario. I'm just like, Cody, want to get a beer? He's like, I'm busy. But then you catch him out

with him out, PFT. Yeah, fuck. Can't tonight. I got a headache again. By the way, pardon my cheesecake, football's back, you got the games. Now you just need to figure out what you're eating. That's why you order, pardon my cheese steak. We've got a

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He's literally the best pitcher against one team in Major League Baseball history. Yeah, and he's a big game guy. The team that he grew up loving. Yeah. It's hilarious. And he's just like, I'm going to shove. It's like the Jake Arietta in 2015 and 60s.

He's like, no, oh, he's. He's going to pitch. Oh, yeah, he's not going to give a run. I'd be shocked if he gave a run. We haven't had that feeling with the Cubs. I know. We went into that game. There was no hope.

Yeah. There was no hope in that game. Yeah. I think I've told you this story, but I was lucky enough to hang out with the team before, like, when they clinched that year. Yeah. And I was like, what are you thinking about Pittsburgh? And he literally said to me, look me in the eyes. We were at the upstairs a country club.

He's like, they have no chance. Yeah. I was like, that's fucking awesome, dude. he's like they have no chance jake erietta yes straight up to my face he's like they got no chance and i was like yeah dude that's that's awesome and he was dead right yeah oh good you take good pitching for granted yeah just and just like that the bona fide one yeah

the bona fide one is just such an awesome feeling to have to being like you know we're gonna we're gonna win this game because our guy's just so much better than everyone You think your baseball fandom will endure, Nick? You said you like baseball more than football now. I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've Is it just because the pirates had, like, a good year, or is it, do you think that this is just who you are now? I've even watched them when they were bad. Yeah.

And, like, especially before this job, I watched a ton. This year was fun, and I've got heartbreaking. I don't know. I'd like to think so. Yeah. There's something about getting older baseball. I was listening to it a lot on the radio this year. All right, so last night I listened to the game on the, I synced it up.

because and listen I like it is nothing to do with the actual people on the broadcast like I'm friends with Rizzo Jim DeShay's who I love who's the Cubs announcer NBC being like let's all right so it's the biggest game of the year let's get a guy from each team and a play by play guy three guys in the booth who've never worked together that will that will be good oh we'll throw Clayton Kershaw and he'll just talk every now and then it was just so much too much yeah it's like baseball you need you need you need Baseball is the sport that has to let it breathe the most. I want a guy who's, like, barely talking. Yeah, that is nice. Right. I don't know. It's just like a warm feeling to me. Yeah.

No, I turned, as soon as the two home runs happened, the first thing, I went to radio. And it was like, I made the, even though the game was so bad, it was like the Cubs have a thing where on radio, every error. Like, you know how radio for baseball works, where everything has, like, an ad. attached to it. Yeah. Like, oh, this guy got a double in the fifth inning. Now you get a free, like, oil change. For the Cubs, an error is immediately followed by an adult diapers commercial.

And so, but they've done it like probably 500 times this year. But they always laugh. And they always make, they always make Pat Hughes read the, or Ron Kumer read the website twice. They're like, what is that site again? And then he reads it and they just crack up. And they've done it so many times. There's something special. Yeah.

And Coomer, like, there's, I think, I'm pretty sure in the first inning or second inning last night, I think he was like mid-s sandwich. He sounded like his mouth was full. It's just like purple. I love that. It's fucking best. Baseball on the radio is the best. Yeah.

All right. Well, we'll just want to. I had an issue with the television broadcast. They had no pregame show. Like the pregame show with Osmer and Susan's bathe was 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Well, they were all backed up. Because they had the other game?

Yeah. I still would have liked, you know, I was only tuning in for my team. I wanted to see the guys talk about it on the studio for a couple minutes. Did the Yankees game have background music? Yeah, there was like a half-inning stretch where there was just like music playing in the background. I don't know what was going on it. Like, was the purpose? It sounded like it was like their music that they would roll into commercial with and they just like let it keep playing for like three batters.

Huh. Yeah, we're still on. Yeah, we're still. Still doing this stupid show. There's almost 10 years now. Same exact time. Yeah. I mean, if you walk by, you wouldn't know.

We actually probably weren't talking to TJ. We were chilling off. Yeah. You're the best, Lisa. We should just sit in here for an extra hour one day and just see. You're like, no. We're still going. We're still going.

Still going. Yeah. Did you see Jersey Jerry said that live events, Lisa, told him that she had a dream that he died. Yeah. Odd. Lisa, how did Jerry die in your dream? Oh, my God.

I woke up. I had a changed my pajamas. You sweat through your pajamas? Because Jerry died? Yes. Wow. Were you responsible? I don't know anything else.

Like, no one else, none of you out of the dream. Like, I was just wanting around. like crying and trying to figure out when the people were like Good. Damn. And then you told him? That was bad.

So. You're a mic's off kid. You're Mike's off. Yeah. Live events for the funeral. Yeah. Lees is with Jerry. Yeah.

That's what I got out of it. Yeah. He's definitely not saying that you're in love with Jerry. You wouldn't say that. Oh, definitely you're in love with Jerry. If Jerry died, how much would that really? affect your life.

That's why you're in love with them. That's why you're in love with them. Yeah. And wait. What else? Every time we say to someone had a dream about you, why is it automatically going to like

it's a satchy. I didn't think that. I didn't think sexual at all. I just thought love. Yeah, love. Is there sex involved? You might just be life partners. Yeah.

Is that how he died? Did you? You fuck Jerry. Did you fuck? You fuck him dead? Geez. Oh, man. Is KB getting ready for the...

He just left. I'm wearing what we have to wear. So I don't... I think he may have had leftover tie again. Oh, man. I'm out the next two days. Okay, we're not doing a show Friday. Remember, we're doing the YACS Wild championship on Friday.

Also feeding directly in right after the YAC is drop a pin did another geography Grand Prix. Oh, hell yeah. So second one of it, so that's happening right after this. Tune in. It should take you right over to it. What's the context of the Chaps Duval video? He's a Jacks fan. But where are you doing?

The Jags play today? No, no. Oh, no, that happened Sunday. Yeah, you did it at the game. Oh, he did it at the game. I saw it was posted today. He did the, I saw the video. Ceremonial Duval.

That's the first Duval. That is the highest Jacksonville honor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. posted it four hours. He threw out the first Duval. Okay. I saw the Jags just posted and I was confused where this was.

Good Duval. Great Duval. Beautiful voice on that guy. Let's go, nice. And then they crush that game right down the middle. First Duval. Football game would make sense as to where he came on. Can you imagine if your voice cracked mid-duval?

T.J. I actually could imagine. Oh, that would be horrible. Yeah. All right, spin the wheel, TJ. He's thinking about this. Lisa's thinking about Jerry again. Yeah, she's literally scrolling pictures.

Yeah, looking at him. All right, we'll see it for tomorrow. Love you guys. See tomorrow. Go Yankees.