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Episode Date: January 2, 2025

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Alright start How start why you guys were just fighting? Got bad energy brought bad energy Dan being a. Brandon was saying he's a little burnout. Yeah, I literally yesterday he was walking into the office. I was walking out because my kids I brought my kids here and I was bringing him to the car because my wife came to pick him up and I said and Brandon's walking by me by me I said hey what's up and he goes what do you mean I'm working. I was like what I was like oh I thought you said why are you here. I thought you said what are you doing here? I didn't hear

what's up. And right before the show, I said fresh start in 2025, fresh start, fresh start right now. Right now you agree. Fresh start. Nah. What are you leaving in 2024? Brandon Jimmy Carter's. Yeah. Marshal's horse? Yeah. This is the year I get out of here. I'm so mad that we missed Jimmy Carter's death. Yep. That's not what I expected. Because there won't be another one.

Right. Although he could still be alive. It probably took him like a half hour to tell you he was dead. What did he die of? COVID. The Vax. No, getting the Vax. No, I did see someone tweet there like, they quote tweeted his death notice and was like, this is why I preached to everyone, please test your powders.

Yeah, I saw that. It's really funny. Test, you gotta test. You went out on a fucking whale tail of a line. What would be the smallest thing that would kill him a Beasting I feel a beasting would definitely kill I am swift. I think I think I'm wrong Adam The wrong nucleus yeah, oh yeah, this Jimmy Carter died that was their one job he had Yeah, he did it in the morning. He did it in the morning. That's a job. You do a midnight. Yeah

He looks so old for a hundred two we got should we hire that soul Let's have that I run our What's he doing now? Snag him up So how's everyone doing? How's everyone's break? I missed you guys a lot. Yeah, you got yeah I had a lot of things that reminded me of you guys, but I didn't want to overload the group I'm always afraid they don't contribute to the group chat. There's too many people in it. Yeah I think I quite want to clean up the grill like I'm getting judged if I say so I agree I can't start a conversation. I might my fear of controversy have an ass. We should start a new one

That's exactly right. Okay, start a new one. Yeah, then we. We're going to start a new one, and then we'll fake. Because it is true. Like, we have a bunch of people who are not with us every day, and then we text them, and it's like, we're bothering them. So we're going to have to? That's what I feel like, yeah. Well, we can just ignore this one. And this is obviously like an inside joke type show.

So you're peppering the group chat with shit about shit that happened on the show. And they're not privy to what happened. And we did text a little. Did you guys, did you get what I was saying when I went to a train museum in Scottsdale with my family? Yeah, you singled out him and Che. I said Che and K&D.

I fucking understood. Did you say Che? No, he did it. No way. That's because it actually applied to him. I just texted him. I said, I'm at a train museum. Che and Kyle, you guys would love this. Yeah, I understood. I'm at a train museum chain and Kyle you guys would love this yeah, I understood

Jay did you Yeah, I got it. Oh, okay Yeah, yeah, I did miss the fuck out of you guys so much Tommy you I mean Brandon you got Tommy a GoPro. I'm a GoPro. I need the footage now I got it. Oh, no well. I need the footage now. Are we getting it? Oh, no. Well, I got to stop and get a micro SD card. I didn't know that it didn't come with it. So I got to stop and get that.

We haven't taken it out for a spin. I got a drone for my 12-year-old and a GoPro for Tommy. Wow. So I really just. There's going to be a lot of footage. I really just up my own arsenal. But yeah, Tommy Walker is in possession of two things. He was in possession of a paintball gun and a GoPro Oh

Should we get him like a tipman? No, I got him. Um, well, I got him. Whatever was in that pile over there for free. There's a paintball gun over there Oh, yeah. Oh nice rapid. Does anyone see my people? No, no, I didn't should we get him like a body cam vest for his GoPro You can do all that. Yes walk around walk around and body cam all the time. He wants to do POV murdering my dad. Who wants to do urban exploration? Oh, I'm into that, yeah. Oh, you should let him go with Donnie. He wants that's what he wants to do.

Yeah, Chef Donnie. I said, Tommy, what is your idea? What do you want to do for your content? He said, I want to do urban exploration. I want you to take me to cities and let me pick around or go around and find stuff what specifically like abandoned buildings abandoned buildings yeah exactly what he said yeah there any horror stories with that almost certainly yeah that's got to be central yeah well I mean he's a walker

he should be fine yeah those accounts are awesome like decaying Midwest where they just go into like random malls yeah yeah so I think I think we think we're going to get started soon. I got to get him an actual camera and you can't just do it with a GoPro. Right. You got to have two multiple things. We'll figure it out. I mean just have facility. Yeah. It's like grab some solely. Yeah. Just give me Zippy. Yeah. Oh okay. Is he a fearless boy Tommy. Oh Tommy doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. You're not worried about. He's not scared. He's in an abandoned mall. He's opening that door and seeing what's behind it. Yeah. He's to the point of questioning mortality.

He's also, he accrued a lot of things. My mom got him some night vision goggles. He might be planning a coup. He should give you a seal. Yeah, he, I didn't know that night vision goggles were coming, so they got there. And my mom said, yeah, he asked for what he asked for. So he asked for a GoPro, a paintball gun,

and some night vision goggles. Inauguration coming up. He said. He said. All right, we could be on the precipice of something big. Yeah. We were here over break that first Monday and Tommy was here and he said,

if you make that free throw, my dad will give you 100 bucks and I made it. Did you give him 100 bucks? I just found out about it right, oh. Yeah, whenever. Right. I got you. Holidays were kind of bucks? I just found out about it right, oh. Yeah, whenever. Right. I got you. Holidays were kinda crazy,

so whenever you have that money, it's fine. I wanna see him strapped, full. Tactical gear. Yeah. So he has a paintball gun. What is he allowed to shoot? I don't know. The birds. I have to go, me.

Like small mammals? I think me. Yeah. Yeah, just you. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go get a second paintball gun and he can shoot me. I think me Gonna go get a second paintball gun and he can shoot me That will be his target. I can't allow him to shoot his kid brothers. I can't allow him to shoot the animals He can shoot me. I'm gonna text him right now. Give him an impossible mission. Tell him

Send him an episode of evil a BAM. Oh, yeah Got a paintball gun in the GoPro. Oh, yeah, there are any sleeping dads in this house That's all you need now is a sleeping dad and you got the full set Everyone had a good break though Restful it was too long. It was a little too long. Yeah, it is It always things to do I got too comfortable I started being a dickhead to my loved ones. I got lazy. Yep I Had shit. I had child brain where you just spend like every waking hour trying to keep your kids Like busy with shit, and then you just become like your brain just becomes mush

I like tried to write something the other day and I couldn't my hand didn't work. I was like what is going on? I saw your three kids in person for the first time the other day and I realized you have two out of three. I'd seen two out of three. The other day I saw all three for the first time together. I would pay so much for that experience. Come to the office. It was Sunday mornings. It made me realize, oh my god, he's got three young kids. Very young kids. That's, yeah. They do not, they are very young. And they are a lot. I think even the oldest one is very young. Five. Yeah. They don't, they're not,

yeah, they can't. They're not programmed. Three under five. Three under six. Three under six. That's like two jobs. I lost the one and a half year old in the office for a good five minutes yesterday were you afraid or was he like no he's got he's got an ability to just go can you crawl fast no he walks one and a half I'm used to this kids with disability I know he was just gone he was like all the way on the other side I was like oh he's just standing there with his finger in a socket. Nice. He was looking for the tunnel. Yeah, he was probably. Would you guys stop at one? One kid? Yeah. Mm. Nah, not too. Kate. Yeah. No, no, I would have

them. You walked in the office today with a perfect child's footprint on your stomach. I almost cried. There. There it is. There it is. What happened there? I went to a play place this morning, or at 8.30 in the morning. I thought I'll tuck her both kids out before we come in, before I come in, and then just scream and getting them in the car seats. Getting, mommy, I don't like you.

Oh yeah. Which is tough to hear. Put it on. Yeah, I feel like I just was in survival mode for two weeks. Yeah, it's not a mommy. I don't like you. Oh, yeah, which is tough to hear put it on Yeah, I feel like I just was in survival mode for two weeks Yeah, it's not a vacation. No, that was really hard. It was wonderful and magical So did the gifts help or hurt you guys help for like four hours? They help for like two seconds and then and then they just start fighting over the gifts. Yep What does the one and a half bad age?

They just want to destroy everything. And they want to run off a set of steps. And they want to like, they're just, you can't leave them for a second. And that's drama. Yeah. I had a great time. Yeah.

I don't know how you guys do it. It was great. You're in for a real treat. No, it's like the best, though. But maybe I almost cried this morning, too. Yeah. yeah, no, there were definitely moments where I almost cried. Yeah. Holiday Inn Express off the Kentucky Freeway was like the highlight of both of their trips. They got to play with the mini fridge and it was like... What does that entail? Opening, closing, opening, closing,

putting the remote control in it, looking at me to see if I care. I didn't care. They were thrilled. They putting things, everything they could find in the fridge. I took the phone off the hook. I let them play the phone. They like, the three year old was like sobbing when it was time to leave the holiday express off the Kentucky. It was like the best part of their trip. Yeah. Um, hands down. I went to a Great Wolf Lodge. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's the waterpark one. Yeah. You go under the bucket better in theory. That thing is anarchy inside is crazy. The bucket baby. No, I didn't go to the bucket because my daughter's too young to do the big slides. My son could do the big slides. So my daughter, then we did the kiddie pool and I watched her go down the same small slide 300 times

in a row. Is that a record? You gotta watch it? You had to, no. Oh no, she said watch this. And then when I would avert my eyes for a second, she'd be like, you're not watching. Oh man. Was there any variation between slides?

Stunts? No, same slide. Over and over. Over and over. Great Wolf Lodge though, yeah. Indoor water parks. It's fun. You feel very gross, but it's fun. Yeah. I can see it devolving into a Lord of the Flies situation within three hours.

Yeah. Yeah. We should go to an indoor water park. I mean, there's a Great Wolf Lodge 30 minutes up the road. I know. We would do a trampoline park, you said Lord of the Flies trampoline park outside of Knoxville. That can happen too. In the very back depths, all the teens gathered, they're drenched in sweat, they're whipping bald,

they had like had their own. Yeah. If you got too close, it was. Scariest thing ever. Yeah, it was. You're saying like 13 year olds or 16? I would say like 13 to 16. There were kids that were way too big to be at the

Area when one of your kids like ambles over there gets close to him It's like it's like a warthog in front of a bunch of hyenas. Yeah, you just kind of hold your breath Yeah, nature tickets course easy can intervene No, I feel like trampoline parks weren't huge when like we were growing up But it gives me the same as like this like a wave pool vibe. pool vibe. I thought when we got here we'd use this trampoline park besides a lot. Yeah, likewise. That was the first thing I knew about this office was there's a trampoline park next door.

Have they evolved? Can you go higher now? Yeah, you can go pretty high. I don't think they've evolved though. The one they use for the Olympics is bonkers. That's like a special trampoline, isn't it? It's like the Olympics is bonkers. That's not a that's like a special trampoline isn't it? Anti-gravity. That would kill one of us just yeah, just doing it correct. They should have one though every trampoline park should have one of those Yeah, you just get on yeah, it's like the high dive of the trampoline

Yeah, this roof is too low for that right for as high as the Olympic guys get I Bet they could jump up and hold on to the ceiling I bet wow Guys get I bet it they could jump up and hold on to the ceiling I bet Wow my favorite video is that kid who broke the record for flips I want to see it looks ludicrous That's your favorite video is the kid who posted fails to come on The clothes favorite video I like top 5,000 Treblins are dangerous There oh shit. Oh, oh my god. Oh, they're all double bouncing them. Oh my god That's a pleasant little oh my

Shit do they post their fails I? Want to see his feeling a fail is death what if he landed wrong? There would have been that final destination jump What is this what is this a drone shot don't too busy like these are just injuries oh yeah but these are cool enough they don't need the drone getting double bounced was the worst feeling ever you you seem to have a trauma

Trampolines I'm not bounce was awesome I'm not get it I'm not good at them and I every time I get on one and get a little bit of height and my fold there go My knees getting double bounce was the best. Yeah, that was the best. Oh, I hate it on the tramp. I loved it Wait, are we talking about the same you might say that feeling? Yeah, I think you mean when someone takes your bounce Yeah, yeah, hees go out. Yeah, that's the one so my let's double bounce is when when they bounce at the same time and you go super Oh, yeah, that's not it. I'm talking about when you come coming down and someone goes like that real quick Yeah, your power lose your you lose the okay?

That sucks. I thought I broke my neck on one once really what yeah, I was out there by myself I had trampoline cuz I was 12, 13, and I was doing a handstand on it, and my elbow went out, and I just went right down on my neck. And I couldn't move for about 5 to 10 minutes. Was your trampoline in the front yard? Wait, you were like Michael Irvin, like paralyzed on the turf?

Yeah, I thought I was done. Holy shit. And then I eventually just got up. I was fine, I guess. You beat paralysis. I beat it, yeah. I was done. Holy shit. And then I eventually just got up. I was fine, I guess. You beat paralysis. I beat it, yeah. I never matter. I felt good to beat.

That would be a rush. It didn't feel great. I did realize that nobody was coming out there, so I was probably just get up. That's pretty scary, yeah. Paralysis, you're fine. You were fine the whole time. No, I was.

I didn't. I think I was scared because I knew I'd landed on my neck. Told myself not to move. Did your trampoline have any padding or was it just rusty springs? It was just rusty springs and probably every fourth spring was missing. Yeah.

There was one corner that was sagging. It was one of those. Sticky. I loved my trampoline. Did anyone break a bone on it? No. No. One time I was playing trampoline basketball. I went up for a dunk and my two front teeth got stuck in the net. As I was falling back down, they ripped out. Are you serious? You're telling the story of my, that was my friend Sean. That's right.

You took my buddy and not me.'s right What happened to my friend? It happened That's all you needed to know somebody experience that they were still dangling up there I know he was on my baseball team. He got back from the hospital. They were still in the net when he got home Oh my god. He was my college roommate. Yeah, he would sneeze his teeth out at chicks at parties Oh yeah dentures. Yeah in a retainer that kind of rocks? Yeah? You got to tell people we just start taking people I know like he doesn't have anywhere to tell that yeah And the whole thrill is that you're thinking of oh that happened to somebody doesn't have to be me right?

Yeah the fuck You guys are gonna need it for your new show oh Oh a new untold story. Yeah, yeah, we started a podcast Kyle and I yeah, really yeah, we started back at episode one Oh, I love that pocket fresh start So episode one came out today. Yeah episode ones out and it's like it's different than any other podcast. This is guys unfiltered Yeah And it's like it's different than any other podcast. This is guys unfiltered Yeah Talking shit

Yeah, I think we're just can't wait till we get to new Plattsburgh bring Reggie back yeah What we never started on episode one though to ten yeah? Those are first episode one. Oh, it's like Star Wars. Yeah Those are first episode one. Oh, it's like Star Wars. Yeah, you're right around our experience Steven do we just not have ads today? Correct

We just don't have ads my theory is that they assume we weren't during shows these two days We were always working. Yeah, I was ready to come back Yeah, if we had these two days off to I woke up this morning And there was five minutes where I couldn't figure out what day it was yeah, that's that's about a lot Yeah, it's kind of nice as a Thursday lessons the blow one day would have been yeah, I was trying to find excuses to come back here, like trying to plan stuff, writing. And we came back yesterday. Yeah.

I love it here. One of my resolutions was to no longer sleep at work. Yeah. I wasn't going to, I was not going to get here. I was just going to work out. And I wasn't going to sleep. What you're saying, past tense. Yeah, I slept this morning.

Oh, OK. Yeah. And he looked bad when he got out. I'm off starting that I'm starting that Monday all right 2026 Yeah, cuz we have a new co-worker. Oh, yeah, we have come on at some point beef. That's right He was just sitting there man, but I like beef. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, barstool beef are still goes by Yeah, you haven't seen I've seen how I've seen it. Yeah, I didn't know there's here. Yeah, are we sure that's him? Yeah, that's beef He's good, I like I talked to him this morning. Yeah, where is he from? Lake Villa he lives so like four minutes from me anywhere. Oh, he lives he lives like

He lives the towns one short one town short of me Oh, we could we might he's here out of this office? Well I mean he lives here. Oh yeah. He said he's gonna be here. Yeah. Oh yeah I mean I talked to him I just assumed he was just visit I didn't realize he was a local guy. Yeah yeah. That's awesome. Yeah sweet. So he's gonna yeah. I've never golfed on a golf course before I've only like done driving range and he told me he could get me to break a hundred and under a year. Yeah I mean he is an actual pro. Yeah sick. He's got me joining a country club. What? What? Yeah. I've been wanting to do it anyway. I said, Hey, you know the area. Where should

I go? And he told me one. So I'm going to look at it tomorrow. I'm going to have a start giving me a good business. Yeah. He was giving somebody a lesson just a second. Donnie want on. Yeah. This is a great thing. Did Hank Hank probably set this up? That makes sense. Oh, yeah. Just get us all into golf. Yeah. Made a move to Villa Park. You think Hank's been privately taking lessons from him for a while now? Yeah. Probably jump on everybody. Well, he asked like who's into golf here and I was like, well, Hank PFT really just Hank. Yeah.

I want to be. I just never am. I just don't have enough time. Yeah. But we have a simulator. And also Goldfinger's back. Yes. He's back?

Smiling. He's excited. As always. Didn't stop smiling. I missed him. Me too. He just can't stop smiling. I'm mad at Zupy. Oh. Why? It's rare. God, I missed him. Me too. He just can't stop smiling.

I'm mad at Zupy. Oh, why? It's rare. Zupy's one of our behind the scenes guys. He's not a guy you get that anybody should be mad at. No, and I'm not really mad at him, but I'm jealous of him. Because he and I are Jeep buddies. I have a Jeep.

He has a Jeep. We have the only two Jeeps out there. And today, I'm looking out the parking lot, and he pulls up. He got him a new car. What'd he get? A brand new Bronco and he parked beside my Jeep and made my Jeep look like a bit. I know it does look like it looks like a bitch. I can't go white Bronco in a white Jeep and it makes me look like a certified punk ass bitch. You gotta get a Hummer. I gotta get a bigger Bronco. You gotta get a bigger Bronco. Wanna hear a white Jeep story? Mm.

Nah, I'd rather hear a white Bronco. Yeah, you have any of those? And I've actually been one of my brothers. Yeah. It happened to me. It happened to you. I was right in front of the cops after I killed my girlfriend.

Oh, shit. Wait, yeah. My brother has a white Jeep. That's a good story, Dan. Yeah, wow. He randomly texted me before breaks, said, did mom and dad tell you about the high-speed chase I was in? I said, no, but you have my attention.

Oh, I saw this text, yeah. Unbeknownst to him, someone stole a different white Jeep, took the plates off that white Jeep, swapped them with his white Jeep plates, ended up getting, robbing somewhere, getting in a high-speed chase, abandoning that car, cops show up to my parents' house because it was in my dad's name. They're like, we don't know what you're talking about. My brother's like, my Jeep's been outside the whole time.

He realized it. Now he's just getting hit with red light tickets because apparently they weren't- Wait, when was this? Probably like the beginning of December. What? Did they believe you? Or them? Yeah, so your brother didn't rob this one he didn't if it was me They would have at least called me like what are you doing right now? Yeah genius?

I wouldn't have thought of that stealing the steel the plates same car Yeah, and so he didn't notice that it was different plates. No, I think it happened like the following Yeah, and I think it happened like less than 48. I wouldn't notice that. Yeah, and I think it happened like less than 48 hours after. How often do you look at your plate? You have a custom plate that says, Cats Daddy. Cats Daddy.

No, the only reason... Yeah, you do. That's right. Yeah, everybody knows that. Oh, it's Cats Daddy. The only reason I would notice is because, like, when you park in Chicago, there's the app. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. And I haven't figured out how to delete, like, my old cars on the app. So. Oh yeah. And I haven't figured out how to delete like my old cars on the app. So I know. So every time I go to park there's three license plates and I know which one is my current. So it's like I don't know how many. Yeah. That's the thing. If you had another neighboring white Jeep then you're starting to look at the plates to differentiate. But yeah I probably wouldn't know it's quicker than swapping license plays also very easy like screwdriver. Oh yeah yeah that's true. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Zah you're back. What's up. What's going on. How did it go. So were you. We get a little nervous when you were in Zimbabwe getting your visa and then the hottest topic online for like three days was visas? Oh no no it's actually they're on my side oh I need that I need that bad okay I need that bad but yeah no it was good. Do you have an H1B1 or whatever? No but it would so I'm on an O1 but I feel like that H1 if if if the H1 thing works out I can shift over to h1 How can we get you to be a citizen this year brother? I hope I'm praying The fastest way would be get married Yeah, but now it's it's it's it's it it's a lot, especially the work angle is a lot.

Wait, so what? But we should make this as a New Year's resolution for the cat. This would be cool. Design McKenzie? Get him in citizenship. You can't just, I guess that makes sense. You can't just show up and be like, hey, I want to take the test. No.

Not ace it, though. I sort of feel like that should be enough you can rip off all the facts about this country I mean also like just willingly saying I want to take it yeah right you must want this bad yeah well it should be enough on a Saturday go Saturday morning holy shit has saw there are certain money years you get to be here that you then get to take the time no No No, not in this so that's that's the thing is that they're they're trying to create a pathway Through through those work ones so you can be you can be on a work visa indefinitely and that does not count whatsoever towards Towards citizenship, so that's what they're that's what they need to create, but not to get political so we got to get you married

Yes, sir. Okay Do you want love or would you do it for just a hell? That's a good dating show that's a great get exhausted what would you offer though for the way like the New dating show that there's not gonna be love at the end. Why would they you know, like what could you? If you got married and then divorced right away, would it not count? Yeah, how long do you have to say married to lock out? Three years conditional three years conditional. You have to live together You so you literally have to you have to provide evidence. So you got a fuck Fuck meet the parents the whole yeah, we'll have a tape leak there you go there you go. Yeah, they'll do it

They'll do it. I love you so much my wife All right, so we gotta find a wife Yeah, DM me ladies DM me Zod you know night freak? Should I he's a Zimbabwean DJ Oh no, what's he... What kind of music? EDM? House music, yeah

Bro, that's been popping off because of... I'm a piano down in South Africa that's been getting very, very popular in Zimbabwe lately Yeah, he's really good Oh wow, Night Freak You're early to it How'd you find out about night freak one of his songs is going viral Yeah, where's it? Bu the why yo?

Blah why blah why why why you? Yeah, but yeah, I'll take my love that how was Zimbabwe's? Oh, I was in London. I was telling it was wait you didn't Now I did it in Zimbabwe was too expensive to go down was like five thousand dollars for a ticket out thousand doing wait Why did you have to go to London? You go you can do it anywhere just as long as it's not in the US embassy pick pick whatever country That's a weird rule. Yeah, so you could have done Canada. I could have done Canada. I could have done anyway, huh? So you spent how long in London?

It was, so I got my passport back, I think it took them like a little over a week. I think I got my passport back like on a Wednesday. And the flights were just crazy to come back, so I waited till like Christmas. And just after Christmas I got back. So I've been back for like a little over a week. Did you go to some games? Yeah, yeah. I went to four of them.

Oh! Three, four of them. Yeah, got lucky because the festive period, they're all jammed up in the short amount of time. And I saw you went to a game with Troupes. How's he doing? I saw him. I saw him. He's doing great, man. He's out there. He's doing alright, man. It was good to see him I thought that was the expressions was out of town so I couldn't I couldn't see him, but I saw I saw troops He asked about everybody pretty much the gossip I Like troops a lot he is the man It was the man. He is the man. Yeah, he's still alive. Yeah. He was the man and he is the man.

When did you become the man, Brandon? Did you ever beat the man to become the man? Nah, like 2004. Really? Yeah, around 2004. What was that? Just when I really remembered being the man. Man. Yeah. I was just awesome before.

I love your timeline. 2004 is when I'm like. Adversity you face. Yeah. Yeah. You just went from being awesome to being the man. Most people just coast on awesome forever. I could have.

I really could have. And it kind of just naturally happened. You know, age, maturity. Cool. I could have I really could have and it kind of just naturally happened, you know age maturity cool I'm that guy. Are you that guy? Yeah, that's awesome. I might be him. Yeah, I'm one of the ones I'm looking to change Danny I loved your story from the from buying the chicken We can find that video. Oh my chicken story

There's a guy at the jewel chicken counter and he had trouble speaking English Trying to find a way to tell the guy that he wanted wings and he did it in a bizarre way Yeah, you can find the video was I? Felt pain for you. Yes, you nailed a joke and you just clearly didn't have a receptive Audience in that moment story in my life Yeah, it's just that jewel waiting in line to get chicken and there was a guy in front of me who didn't speak English she was Seemingly Russian and he's trying to point to the pieces

he wants to the chicken clerk and he keeps saying no to the chicken clerk and Chicken clerks just not understanding what he's trying to say. And at one point, the guy just goes, three? He was trying to say he wanted wings. He could have easily just gone like this. And this was no like little sparrow flap. This is Phoenix rising from the ash. It's just in the middle of the jewel chicken aisle.

And the chicken clerk's like, all right, so you want wings, got it. And then I'm up next the chicken clerks like hey, man What can I get for you, and I say man? I'd hate to see what he do if you wanted breasts We both lost it mostly just me chicken clerk was like all right does that mean you want breasts I said well another turn him down. He's like I'm talking about the chicken. I'm like I'm sorry I said well another turn him down. He's like I'm talking about the chicken. I'm like I'm sorry. I take three weeks Incredible joke yeah, I thought so he didn't Also Danny kids hate you yeah, we were how you kids hate him when I'm Santa first. Oh, yeah

What happened? That kind of happens every year. I was I was that last year, too, between my my sisters, they have four under three. Tough crowd. They're going to cry every single time. That's what happened again. But my mother just insists that I. Oh, man. Yeah, there's way too young. You know what's amazing? My nephew, he just turned four actually. I was playing with him right before I got into Santa gear. Sits on my lap. Zero idea. Dumb ass. Dumb ass is right. Zero idea at age four. I love that they make you be Santa. Yeah. Is that how many

years have you been Santa? I made my brother do it one year. Um that is year number three. Wow. Yeah. Mm hmm. They're basically saying you have to have kids. Yeah but like I thought not being fat would exempt me from ever having to

know. Don't forget you're gonna be Santa today. It's the Bobby Bacala. That's it. Santa, I'm Santa Claus. I want to be Santa. I'm shot. The beard's coming in nice. Yeah, fast.

It came right back. Seamen retention. The T has to go somewhere. Goes right to the face. The somewhere. Goes right to the face. The steaming goes right to the face. It hits me right in the face. Like a laser beam. You're holding it in?

Yeah. You're doing...oh, it's not me, brother. No, not November. Just for the beard to come back. Just don't do anything sexy. It won't take much. Yeah, don't be tough. It won't take much Kate put your pant leg down Titus you left us on a cliffhanger you're gonna have a kid. I'm gonna have a baby Yeah, my wife's probably gonna have be the one that has it but

That's smart planning. I'm gonna to have her do all the work. Yeah, I'm very excited. We got married in August. We went on our honeymoon. I wouldn't say it was an accident but we were definitely stunned because it was just like a, let's just try and see what happens and I'm a shooter. You have to try and try. I'm a shooter, that's what I do, you know?

You're not going to figure out. Was it from deep? It was from deep. It was from deep. I hit her with the jab step One dribble step back she had no shot Yeah, we don't know we're gonna keep it a surprise which we've gotten mixed results from people when we tell them that I think That's crazy It's half like oh, or like that is awesome. Dude. You should that's it's incredible and then people like you guys like psycho

That's how is it what changes you just know mentally yeah, you can prepare you can prepare for what? But like what what you need in the first like two weeks where it's like, fuck. Blue and pink. I prepped for a girl. Fuck, I thought it was a girl. Now we got to scramble these next couple of pinks. Yeah. Or names. Changes the room. That's how we did it for a thousand years was no one knew. But we don't live in a thousand years now. You going to piss outside now? I also like this prompted a discussion with like my parents.

I was trying to figure out how poor they were when they had me because I was like They said they didn't know what I was gonna be my mom had a boy and a girl name picked out and then she would She was like, I don't know if they I asked her did they have the technology? Did you choose that? She's like honestly don't remember and then I was like surely in the 80s. They had technology, right? Ultra just didn't want to pay for it Is this an ultrasound to see if there's a penis or not, but was it that high-def like well? They had it for sure yeah, when did that start it is crazy how high-def it is now They have like the 3d and you can talk to the box you though the cock perfectly

Walk should be reserved for like 25 plus perfect cocks There's cock yeah I got the I got the imaging and I sent it to an only fan models here that's how they like wait like I don't know that you three don't have kids obviously like now is that something that you figuring out the sex of the baby would you have thought it was simply as As easy as you do an ultrasound you look for a cock yeah No, they had cocks. I thought there was like a There's like a some test Yeah, some sort of.

No, you just see the little penis. I just fucking. There it is. We're pulling it up here. There's the head. There's the cock. So look, he's waving to you. And there's his cock.

He's doing meat spinning. Cock. He's wiggling his cock. You did it. Right. Just talking. I'm going to talk There's your little kiddo flipping off the Like the Baker may be So all of you guys knew yeah, I did yeah, you're right though Yeah, could be my son or daughter. I don't know. We'll see. So all of you guys knew? Yeah. I did. Yeah. You're right though. It's hard to do names without like even knowing the jet. Like my third child didn't have a name for I think three days. Oh after? Yeah. Wait. For two days. It was when we left.

Because you can't leave without a name. You have to leave with a name. Yeah. Two days. was when we left because that you can't leave without a name you have to leave with the name Yeah, two days. I will take full days the people that we've talked to that didn't know 100% hit rate on like we're glad we didn't know so that's really that's reassuring. There's nobody that's like yeah We that was the biggest mistake. I just can't imagine doing that nine months not knowing could you let us know? Actually, I think they're I think they've already sent us an email where it was like you told us you don't want to know, but protocol is like we sent all this information, so do not click on this. Yeah, forward us. Let's click.

Should I forward to you guys? Yeah, yeah. Extra layer of surprise and excitement. You're making a child, it's you see it for the first time, do you need to? I don't know. Are you going to react emotionally in the delivery room? God damn it That's his cock don't you want to do a cool gender reveal that's true we are forfeiting

The opportunity to do just wait wait till he's oh, yeah, she's like four to do a gender reveal I've proven to be huge on Do like a wrestling theme song. It's sable I'm a big announcement guys. We've learned Passive Yeah, well thought out announcement. What's the most you love making your personal life? To the reveal be right at my alley We should do like a ridiculous gender reveal on the yak both boy and girl and wait till after the baby's born and then do

it oh Yeah, yeah, but the fans know it's a boy or a girl Uh, I think ronan I are supposed to be fathers around the same time. Well, yeah, yeah baby shower Just an obnoxious one to like one that will go viral for all the wrong reasons Maybe it's maybe it's Brandon sleeping in Tommy shooting with paintballs Yeah, British getting lit up oh Jackass gender reveals would be sick. Yeah, I'm down to do that Yeah, we'll do it after the baby's born.

To let the Yak audience know. What if that's how you let my wife and I know what we're gonna have? I'll send you the results, you guys organize a jackass. Yeah. You wake up one day, your whole house is painted? Yeah. You antique my wife with paint flower? You're sleeping, you just fucking. You just slap the paint.

Oh, this is such a good idea. A thousand gallons of paint from a helicopter on your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, helicopter. Jack has gender reveal. Like, one of us could have like a bunch of food coloring and we'll do the fart mask. Yeah. Yeah, we poison you so your skin turns one of the colors.

I like this it's weird not having ads who singer yeah yeah who won my Sant secret Santa or the TG Eddie oh yeah buddy he gave me the oh you have the Griner I can't help but notice the kayak still over there hey you got to take my kids were in it the Clif and I are arranging a shipping problem giving it to my dad oh nice Clif will just drive it to your dad I also wanted to know one known snagged the Michigan helmet? Is it still lying around? It's in my office. I thought for sure someone would have gotten that.

Oh, by the way, Nick, you can have this jersey. No, no, no. You're wearing it. No, no, I don't want it. You want it fair and square. No, it's fine. That was nice of you, Mark. No, no, no, I've bought three of them.

I already, I already. I have gotten hooked on pristine auctions. It's fantastic, and I bought one too. I felt bad. No, no truth be told I I use like three note by dues that I never actually I Know I was happy with the bat because I had a person to give it to really nice gift who was a yes Cincinnati fan Oh, it's awesome a baseball player

I'm gonna get I know I know and I can you give it to Titus for me? Yeah, let's shoot. It's already been. I gave it to Nick. I gave it to Nick. I'm going to give it to Nick. I know, I know. Nick gave it to me. Can you give it to Titus for me? Yeah. Shoot. He's asking. What do you have?

I have just the degenerous Raptor's Jewel. Wait, why'd you give her 58? It's the year she was born, the height of her chick wife, and the age she quit veganism and became a real man. One of the most feared dudes in Hollywood. No one in the NBA has it I think or has ever had 58. What? Maybe you, I don't think. There's no way. There's never been a 50 in the NBA. Who wants it I guess? I mean that's a sick jersey. Go give it to me. TJ. Give it to me. Welcome to the stool beef. Well, shall we get

beef in there? He was. Is he watching? What's that? I got this for me for Quigs's birthday. Okay. Oh man. Oh, wow. Whoa. Got it for you. Well, it was supposed to be for him but it came in my size. Oh wow. Whoa got it for you. Well it was supposed to be for him, but it came in my size Oh, that's weird. So I'm gonna have to feel like he'd appreciate if I just wore it around him every once in a while Yeah, happy birthday gift card You want to put it on for quicks yeah, all right if he appreciates as the valvano quote the Jimmy V quote on it

You quits walk appreciate it has the Valvano quote the Jimmy V quote on it quakes walk he's gonna love this oh yeah that fits you perfectly what a happy accident Titus thank you that was a nice gesture but you look good in it yeah again you could have just left it over here and I would have taken it I felt bad I felt bad stealing it from Nick and no no no I got y'all I had it coming I have a lot of cosmic justice coming my way I I've been an ass. Brandon's been getting me prank gifts. No, I haven't.

Wait one sec. We're gonna do Quigs first. I got him a mantequing gift and he thinks I'm making a mockin' him. What was it? A picture of the 1994 Rose Bowl with Wisconsin. He doesn't like the Rose Bowl, though. What do you think? Sick. Happy birthday. Yeah, happy birthday to you.

You enjoy it? Yeah, you like this? All right. Yeah. Happy birthday. Yeah. You enjoy. Yeah. You like this. All right. Yeah. Cool. Don't all right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't pack. Best birthday gift you ever got. Well no. It's for you to look at. You get to look at it. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Start doing that. That's a really good gift, Kyle. Only one player in NBA history has worn 58 and they're currently on the Houston Rockets. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You will not guess it. Shingun? Robert Ory. Kyle, did you hear him? He said only one player has ever worn 58 in NBA history. Jack McVeigh. Jack McVeigh. He's a nobody. Yeah. He took 58. Him a degenerate.

Is he like a three point shooter? Is he a bomber? Looks like a scrappy guy. Probably not high on athletic. Why would no one have that number? Who wants that number? Well, when did they start doing the, you could be 58, right? That's a terrible number.

Back in the day you couldn't be. It's a bad number. It's horrible to look at. It's a terrible number. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at.

It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. It's horrible to look at. doing that you could be 58 right that's a terrible not back in the day you couldn't be a bad or bio TG it's horrible to look at Australian the Berasca what is there any number that hasn't been worn in the NBA sure definitely 90 93 has a been a 90 they outlawed 69 and up. Dick where? These numbers stink. Oh, Scott Pollard. These are all the

white guy numbers. Yeah. Oh, 64 doesn't exist. 69, 80, 78, 79. Yeah, you basically, if you go higher than 40s, you're like, I suck. Am I making up the fact that in basketball for a long time, you couldn't be over? College. That was college, yeah. College, they just didn't do that in pros at all? I always thought that was because they

wanted for the referee. Rodman was? 91. 73, too. 91 and 73, yeah. You know what sucked as a kid when they did the numbers and it was always sizes? So I was just 12 every time.

Oh yeah. Ebo was saying that this morning. He was always one. Yeah. Like one would be extra small and 12 would be extra small. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah, I was always 13. Yeah.

It's soft. He's like, all right, there's my jersey. I think I was 10 for a little bit and then 12. You're a big boy. Yeah. Ibo had to have been swimming in that one. Are we ignoring what's happening over there until it's time to unveil it or what?

Yeah. Yeah, so we probably shouldn't do the gauntlet. No, I don't think so. I can shoot around it. I'd be hard correct um Who's the goal? Well? Yeah, what's yes, so Malicex gone? We got a lot to fix with this. Malicex gone Yeah, he's he's gone forever. It would be the funniest thing ever if John Gruden got the Chicago Bears head coaching job Oh, he has to come crawling So mean to him. Yeah, we were. Oh, so mean. He smoked me in the face. Yeah,

he did. He did. Yeah. First kick. You also like, I watched that back. You weren't in the goal. You were off to the side a little bit. That was personal. Some of you were like, Kate, get out of the way because you can't get hit. You were on the edge. First kick smoked me right in the face. That ball was not going in. It was a hard kick too. My face was on fire. Yeah.

But yeah, new goalie, how are we? I think we gotta have the tryouts. Tryouts? Who's the kick, who's doing the kicking then? I think we all gotta kick. I think maybe tomorrow, is this gonna be done tomorrow or no? The seventh.

Who is the exact average of us? Who's like the most middle of the road kicker in the gauntlet TJ? time wise Yeah, I think trials so have to be done What's the incentive for that person Glory Lori, uh we treat them with the same respect we showed malice Put them on the same pedestal he was on yeah

You delve into their personal life try to force a dating show on them Is that why he left? Yeah Did you see his hate list that he dropped on mostly sports? No, I'm sure you didn't see it his hate list was It was at the end it was a but anyway, he dropped his hate list I said mouse like you're leaving bringing in everything that you hate. And it was pretty damn epic. And he snuck in one of the things he hated the most was the winter of his dating show. Oh.

Oh, man. Yeah. Because she banned him from bars. Yeah, she kind of went over the top. No, he, all he had to do was go on one date. And he couldn't do that. Well, he's homosexual. Yeah, it's true.

That's on us. We tried to do conversion that. He's homosexual. Yeah, that's true. That's on us. We tried to do conversion camp. Didn't work. I can't wait. I think Rudin's coming next week and the week after for playoff streams. We're just going to have to, like, hey, how's Malicek going?

Weird dude. Weird dude. Weird dude. Something off with him. We went to Hooters. He just looked at the gym with these tweets. I know I just felt on my base master Some goggles they're getting in today Swimming swimming

God, I'm sorry. What swimming swimming? Oh That was not a natural progression. Oh my god whoops didn't mean to post this pic of me working out today going so fast My legs were legit blur. That's just Fact a kind of fuzzy picture. How do you like? How do you? every Asians blurred below the You and skip alice had the same idea yeah and haha well is maybe very uncomfortable skip alice tweeting haha looks good back from working out already broke my resolution to work out less haha

haha I got us I think that's funny So you're gonna get jacked and shredded and fucking ripped? No, okay. You can't can't no I got to like Pretty much the best shape I ever got in and I think I was like 192 And I was like I'd rather just eat whatever I want to be like five ten pounds every year who cares So what are you guys resolutions? I want to use a chainsaw in 2025. I've never used whoa I'm gonna read a book good good, and I also want to become a Regular at the bar around the corner for me. That's a total die bar that I don't know how many good feeling yeah I want to go on a trip to a different state with Kyle. Oh

Yeah, yeah, I want any of places. I'd like good feeling. Yeah. I want to go on a trip to a different state with Kyle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to places I'd like to go. Yeah. I want to go to Cheyenne, Wyoming with Kyle. Not that I want to go to Helena to to Boseman, Montana with kind of go to Montana with you. Montana in 2025. Boseman. Yeah, let's like make it so we have to. five. Yeah, let's like make it so we have to. I just did. Okay. All right. There we go. Snow chance. Okay. For you. I want to hang out more with the beef. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He'll do that. I'll hang around. I want to get a little ripped. I'm gonna try and get shape. Didn't you? Didn't that happen on your second kid? Yeah, first and then second. Yeah Yeah, I want to get like Madonna arms. Oh Just a little bit. I want that line right here. Just a little bit of it's so easy. That's our bone

Yeah, it is you guys just like oh, I just go to this dance class and now I have great arms Well that's speaking of a few blocks from here. There's a dance I can't dance but I want to join, and I want to start. That's one of my resolutions, to start going to this dance. Us men, we've got to lift heavy weights. You guys just go bounce on a trampoline for 20 minutes, and you're like, oh, I'm ripped. I would like, six months from now, to do an arm reveal.

Mark it down. Do it. Yeah, let's do it. You guys are going to be blown away. I want to get strong. We'll do that with the gender reveal. It'll be about the same time. Yes, you'll get a tattoo.

We'll do it, yeah. Whichever one is. Be around the same time. We drugged her and tattooed her without her permission. A pink or blue line. Yeah. Her entire arm is just a pink sleeve. Yeah.

They're really working over there. We should all learn a very serious choreographed dance Mmm, that's just off the off camera, and then we spring it on people one day as the intro I like that. I've had a fantasy every every holiday season. I've had a fantasy of being in one of the silver bells Whoo fucking white glove You'll be cool The church oh yeah the old women that are... And they're damn good.

They're so good, dude. They can play all the hits. With just a bell? They each have, like, one guy or one gal who'll have the deeper bells and the other has the higher bells, and then they go around and... And when they get going.

Oh, dude, it's... I'd love to learn how to play a steel drum. Yeah? A steel drum? Yeah. Because it's on island time. You know, steel drum? I know exactly what it is.

Imagine if we had a steel drum here? It's what Michael Scott brought back from Jamaica, right? Yeah. Oh. We are going to do tan week. I've got to figure out the details of that. Spray? Yeah, spray or...

Yeah, what? Did we have lunch today? Yeah. We did? It's here. Damn it. Yaks had a bad time. We got to do lunch at like 1130.

We need to move lunch up. No, yeah, lunch all January. Is Jerry doing the thing tonight? Yeah. Oh my god. See that? And what exactly? So he's got to get a hole in one.

It's the hole in one challenge he did last year. He's going down, he went down to Florida. They have this new, I don't know if you can find it TJ, it's sick. It's this indoor golf. TGL at SoFi Center. I don't know why they do that in Florida. Beats me. Oh yeah, Florida, you could golf outside.

Yeah. But anyway, so he's going, the only thing is, it's like a real, like, place that they can't just have forever. Oh, yeah, this is... Oh, yeah, Riggs. Did you see your boy Riggs was getting roasted? I blocked anybody who said anything. Perfectly normal swing. If you miss a screen and shatter one of these LED boards,

like, a six-foot, you're miss-hit. You'll likely ruin the opening night for us. So, wait, it's a simulator? Yeah. You find the one that they foreplay posted with the slow-mos and then it shows everything spinning. It's very cool. But Jerry only has 30 hours on this simulator.

So if he doesn't complete it in 30 hours on this simulator, he has to get directly on a flight, fly back, come right to the office, and continue here. Oh, man. And so last year took him 36 hours, right? I think so, yeah. So yeah. It's going to be like a whole new challenge

if he has to come and do it here. Right. Is he doing the same hole or different? Same hole. Or I don't know if same hole? Is he doing the same hole or different? The same hole. Or I don't know if same hole is last year, but same hole the whole time. But it's a pretty different setup, right? Yeah, it's a sick.

It looks cool. Yeah. And I think they have real grass on some, I don't know if he's hitting off real grass or not. If you're him, what would your ideal amount of time be? So this is the, look at it. Oh, shoot. Yeah, it's got the hole. It's got sand. Well that's not a simulator at all. That's real. That's just golf course. They're just playing golf.

It's a simulator simulator. Look at this. The whole stadium. That's a simulator simulator. Yeah, it plays just like a sim. Wait, that's a golf hole. Yeah, it's pretty insane. These boys are just playing golf. Wait a second. Yeah, real sand. Then wait. But he's not, since he's not taking any second shots, he won't do any of that stuff.

So like on the other side. Oh, you take your first shot into the simulator and then go to that? To the green? Oh, I think when you get close enough, yeah. That's the simulator. So basically like the driving is a simulator port correct. Oh, and that's so he'll stay on that Are people allowed to be like watching him as he does this? I don't know wait so none of that stuff in the background is real What stuff it like looks like that that's not real. That's no that's where you

There's the simulator. There's the simulator. That's where he's shooting into. You hit into that and then you go to wherever your ball. I thought the stadium part was fake. I thought. I didn't know. I'm shaking.

You got it. Hey, you do have two timeouts if you wanna take one. Take your early timeout. Those screens are. You can take a timeout the first go. Somebody will hit that. Very sweet. That's what that tweet said.

If they hit one of the screens, it's $100,000 or it's a six-figure That seems like a design for the first time the home of TGL very excited We've seen the pictures, but it probably doesn't do it justice. I want to see this big screen That's real, Kate. Okay, now I know. But do you see how I thought that wasn't real? Nope. Okay. A guy sees a screen like that and then wants to do one thing on there, you know what I mean?

It is way bigger than that. But that's like stadium seating them for people to watch people play. Yeah, I think they're going to play actual like Tiger and Rory are going to play. Oh. Which is pretty cool because you just have like the best seat for all the shots. Yeah, it's a really good idea. Yeah.

So they don't let just anybody play here. I think. Cause of those two screens. Yeah. Wait, Jerry's gonna be hitting on that? Jerry's breaking one of the screens, right? Oh my God. That's a big ass screen.

This is the largest simulator you can get on the market. That's unreal. So that's simulator golf right there. Oh, that's our simulator right there. No way. You guys couldn't just go twice the size. Holy shit. Yeah, it's not even...

Simulator golf isn't what it is. Let's go 800 times bigger. Yeah, no, it's insane how big it is. How happy Briggs is. Wow. Yeah, similar, it's insane how big it is. How happy Riggs is. Wow. Yeah, similar. Similar. If you want to grab some wedges, we can go up there and hit some shots.

This is so stank. Someone's going to break. Jerry's going to break. Yeah. Does he have like a support squad with him? Like, is foreplay going to be there? Zach and, or sorry, Zach. Ryan and Lucas. Okay. Would you rather do two hours or 22 hours? Or sorry, Zach Ryan and Lucas, okay Would you rather do two hours or 22 hours? Okay, good question. I think the perfect amount is so he's starting at what eight o'clock tonight I think the perfect amount of time would be

16 hours still very long a crew very long and then you get the overnight and It's still very long a crew very long and then you get the overnight and then you like middle of the day the next day Because like if he does it in two hours, that's exactly yeah, but first shot would be sick. Yes Yes, first shot would be awesome That's what he should hold on one of the perfect time of day last time hit like 1030 in the morning So you hit it and now you have the rest of the day to get all the rewrite if he does two hours It's kind of done. It's like it's well That's why I just don't this time obviously like you can't do it really hard sell for yeah number three before he got this

Setup he was gonna do it here, and I was we were talking about this exact problem I was like I think what you should do is every year you should add another hole in one She's got to get you to hole. Oh, yeah, then three then year ten. It's like what the fuck for six months 7 p.m. Eastern 7 p.m. Eastern All right, let's talk about lucy lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of barstool sports lucy pouches go up to 12 milligrams In strength and have a unique shape that feels great. Lucy breakers are the only pouches with a hydration capsule inside.

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every order is age verified warning this product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical go get you some lucy today and we're streaming the Notre Dame Georgia game as well. Which will be fun. Yep. That's a nice thing to have at 3 o'clock on a Thursday. Have you been enjoying the playoff? I certainly enjoyed yesterday a lot. I mean that was Arizona State Texas was fucking amazing. And then Ohio State was like took your breath away they were so good.

So that was the first time I really felt like energized by the playoff games. The Rose Bowl. The Rose Bowl was awesome. It was great scene. Nothing like it. Nothing like it. Nothing like it, literally.

Literally. I thought it was, I thought it was cool. Literally. I thought it was cool. One single thing I like it. That the Rose Bowl could have delayed for, you know, 10 minutes so we could watch the end of an incredible game. But they're the Rose Bowl.

They're more important than anybody else. And you forget about the sunset. Yeah, you can't miss time in the sunset. My god, that's what soccer ball's all about, sunset. First sunset of the year. I believe that's the only place in America with a sun. So. Yesterday, probably.

Imagine living there. Pasadena. It would be unreal. I can't imagine living there. Oh Pasadena be unreal I can't imagine no none of us can You ever know anybody lived out there? I haven't I went to Miami over the break And I what I get just violently mad that I live here, man I stepped off the plane in Miami. I was like fuck fuck fuck

It's it's this warm here Yeah, I'll say how cold is about summer. That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying. Do you see that map that said negative 38? Why? It's so get it on the plan. Have you been to Miami in the summer? I cope with this pretty well I'm not trying to live in Miami, it's just more like. Yeah, I was in Scottsdale. Like what are we doing to ourselves, man?

It's very nice. But I do like Chicago, it's just. My thing is when it's cold, you're not gonna go outside anyway. But when it's summer, you're supposed to be outside. Yeah. And when you can't, that's worse. And you can't in Miami in the summer.

Like I've been to Miami in the summer and it's fucking horrible. So I can't in Miami in the summer. Like I've been in Miami in the summer and it's fucking horrible. So I had a brilliant idea the other day. I was like, boy, I'm really getting to enjoy this hockey thing. And I think I'm ready. I'm going to go outdoors to Wrigley Field and I'm going to watch some hockey.

It was one of the worst experiences of my entire life. It was cold and rainy, which was a good combination. It's a bad combination. Winter classics in person, I've been to one. Yeah. And see, I'm not the only one. Look behind me. Everybody else is doing it too.

It was a I was having a blast. Yeah, the woman right behind you is. Correct. The woman, me and the woman were the exact same person. Was it 46? No. It was not 46.

I think it was 29 in the windchill. It was 20 mile an hour winds. It ain't no god it ain't no god damn forty six and that's funny thinking about you just tweeting with your gloves on it's exactly how I got mad at him I took the I angrily took the gloves off said I'm going to tweet at you right now. Ain't no god damn forty six well too it's always freezing and you can't see anything really it's like hard to see

it's kind of but other than that well other than that it is a great good good ambience it was I'm glad I went but I'm glad I left mmm yeah mmm leaving probably felt good leaving felt really good where'd you park I parked here oh and I was gonna call you I don't know how close you live directly I was gonna call you and see if you had it if I could park at your house but I just decided call you, I don't know how close you lived to Wrigley, I was gonna call you and see if you had, if I could park at your house, but I just decided not to, because I didn't want to talk to you. He does not live close.

I thought you did live close to Wrigley. No, I live close. Yeah, he lives close. You used to live close. I used to live close. Oh, that's right. I used to live, yeah, and I moved. Yeah.

I don't know, I'm officially counting down the days of winter though. Well, we're just getting started now January's just gotta I know I'm like this is down I Booked a ski lesson. Oh what ever skied before I can't see you on skis. No. Yeah, you're gonna rickety legs Yeah, I'm gonna break something. I know I know Yeah, you're gonna rickety legs. Yeah, I know I know I know Everyone breaks something everyone knows somebody who is broken or died or died. I never skied you but it's such a thrill

Sonny Bono, yeah And Natasha Richardson, right? Well he died in a plane Yeah, no, it's I actually reminds me the last time I skied I was playing football with My Kennedy brothers, and then I hit a tree and died. Oh, yeah, I remember when you did that. Yeah, it's crazy Oh my god Oh My god Yeah, but where you gonna go ski for real. There's like a little beginner lesson slope in Lake Geneva. Oh, yeah, but are you prep training for something Olympics?

What yes? Yes I think it would be a good hobby to have people can do it. So you're just getting lessons without a trip planned I booked I got the trip. I like have the hotel room and the lesson Is it exclusively a rich people thing? Yeah. It's mostly, right? Kind of. Unless you live in the town.

Is there a way for the poor to do it? I think if you live in the area of a town. If you're a townie, yeah. You're a townie. So many people we work. Fidelberg has a ski lodge for the winter. Yeah. And he loves it.

And I just want to get in on some of that action. Ski lodge beer, kind of the best beer. Can't have it. Worth it. Damn. Thanks Danny. Missing out on the best parts. Yeah. I'm with you Nick. I would, being good at skiing would be cool. Yeah. It's interesting to me. I don't know if I want to put the work in. So fun. I've skied like five times. Same with golf. In my life. Never. They're similar. It does seem fun. It's just like you go up on a lift, and then you have fun. And then you sit down and get to do it again. And then you get drunk. Yeah. I got to go to the water.

Get into a hot tub at the end of the day. Yeah. I don't need to go off jumps. I just want to learn how to go down a hill. You think like an excursion to Colorado or elsewhere? I don't need that intense of a. I just want to slow. Are you dreaming big? Like five years from now? I don't need that intense of a... I just want to slow... Are you dreaming big, like five years from now?

Ten years from now? I don't dream big for anything. But skiing in Colorado, I assume, is like... Because I've skied, but again, like only like four or five times. Like, if I go to Colorado, like, I'd die, right? Yeah. Right? But they have little bitty, do they?

But I feel like the little bitty ones are still... Still like black diamonds. Yeah. Wisconsin, yeah. I feel like out there, too, are still still like black diamond. Yeah Yeah I feel like out there too is where you get the five-year-olds that like crush by you while you're looking like that sucks Yeah, yeah shred the pow Yeah, that's your first yeah, that's true like gravity would help like gravity would help yeah you probably much going you probably Olympic yeah speedwise yeah Olympic snowtuber you should have that in the

Olympics where it's not like slalom or anything it's just get down fast as you can yeah yeah yeah well no regard if you're surviving no but they do the slaloms yeah you need you gotta be good it should just be straight lines an old guy doing a pizza all the way down. All the way down. I wonder how much training you got to do to do the ski jump where you go down the long run. Oh, God. Man. I saw the, someone just broke the record. Yeah. That's more balls than skill. You're talking about where they put the skis up by their feet. Yeah. Chinese are awesome

at it. Japanese, I think. Yeah. how do you do that for the first time right? How do you get your toe into that? We can't be like I'm just gonna try this I might like it I you've got to be all in or all out you show the record one I saw it like a week ago, and it's fucking it's mostly this is mostly hill though right? I mean, it's like oh my god. Oh, where are they on fuck Red Bull? It has stepped their game up with these videos Oh My god, it's just gonna go into orbit here. Oh

It's crazy Yeah, he's going nuts I wasn't excited was that the red line was the world record yeah, they shattered it But can I also say like the hill makes a huge difference So maybe it's just but I feel like what? Once you're in the air if you'd like fuck up even a little yours Yeah, you just think your legs are fully extended. How far is 291 meters?

It's about, it's a little over 290 meters. How many football fields is that? 25. I don't know. Three football fields? How many blue whales? Wow. 291 is, that's three.

Football. Yeah. That's pretty good, Brandon. Yeah. That's a lot of football fields. Yeah, that's pretty good, Brandon. Yeah. Three. That's a lot of football fields. Yeah, that's more than one. It's more than you need, really. I can't imagine needing three football fields back to back.

You don't need three stacked on top of each other like that. But what can somebody do to be better at that? Yeah, it feels... I don't know. I also feel like that's kind of like a horse jockey sport where it's like a certain body type and that's it. You have to be like a 5'8 Asian man. Yeah.

Right amount of weight. You maybe don't need to be light. You need to be probably the optimal weight. You need to be sturdy. You need to be like 150, 5'8. And then not move. What if you had like tungsten ski attachments that detached right before you were about to go So you get the weight to go down the rock like a rocket and then you those guys like shave their body

Well, they're wearing the suit right probably wouldn't help but Just in case I got to do it They do also be the sport. Yeah, what's the tallest? Like there's no way there's a six, six guy doing that sport. Yeah. I think you're right. I think it's like five, 10, 155. Yeah. But why would, yeah.

You can't be too small, right? You need the momentum. Right, you need to build up the speed. But you can't be too heavy because then you don't fight for it. You need to lose about 30 pounds on the way down. It shows the gold medalists from the last Winter Olympics. What's that guy's height weight?

Yeah. It's gotta guy's height weight? Yeah? It's got to be like five four I think we're underestimating how scary that would be that's the point Yeah, see how long he was in the air That's like a certain death of you fuck that out again. I didn't see state jackets sick It is that's a cool mascot. It's a cool logo. Yeah, you guys like it. Yeah Like if you if you if you just move your like foot a little bit when you're in the air Yeah, you're probably rocks everything up It just doesn't stop I like this shot that was a good shot totally look at that it looks fake How do I get in this crew?

Like, what are these guys doing? Red Bull has stepped up their game. Who are the rest of these guys? One has to shave the body. And I don't know, there was like 12 guys. Oh, that's my shaver. I think I won in the Red Bull crew. I don't want to do any of the stunts I just want to celebrate

All right, all right Marcus He's five nine. Oh That's the one that did it were you Five eight. Yeah, right. We nailed it Carl Geiger To take one. Oh, that's why he finished bronze. He's heavyweight He'll visit I've eight nailed it. Well, there we go. God be sure. Oh Six feet, but these guys aren't winning gold. So I shift on By the by the by the it's just go five eight in dynasty in this

Whoa, oh Okay, big boy six foot and a half What's the one with like eight thousand little hills that they go like swing swing the whole way down moguls? Oh! Okay. Big boy. Six foot and a half. What's the one with like 8,000 little hills that they go like zwing, zwing, the whole way down? Moguls. Moguls. That looks like, I don't know why you'd want to do that. I'd reiterate your knee. Yeah, it looks like a nightmare.

And the cross-country skiing where it's just flat, and you're just doing all that shit, that looks miserable too. Miserable. The new thing is like dudes torturing themselves. Going on like epic tracks that just break them mentally. Well, that's like the guys paying $30,000 to go to those boot camps where they get buried in the desert.

Oh, yeah. And they get yelled at and hate. Guys are doing that? It's a big thing. What's that masculinity boot camp you wanted to do? There's a bunch. There's a ton of them. There's one you strongly consider. It was so, it was always really gay.

Could we get someone to come here and do it for us? Like, just for a day? Brought a masculinity boot. It's like a new thing. Guys are charging dudes to come hang out with them in Austin at an Airbnb under the guise of a wellness retreat, where they learn a bunch of like entrepreneurial, entrepreneurial facts.

When we have to go fight another war, what happens when your wife or your kid needs you? Do you not have the physical or mental capability to help them? You are a liability to your families. Do you want to be a liability? Do you want to be a liability? No, sir. Do you want to be a liability? No, sir.

Then put out! Do something! Show up! Put this ledge camera out! Life is hard! They're always just in like a parking lot. Yeah, it's like if you turn the camera out, it's a target. It's fucking hard! What happens when we have to go- I think the biggest ick would be seeing my partner there. Like, oh.

Sorry babe, I have masculinity camp. Yeah, I don't know. The one you found in Bali, they were like holding each other. Like in water. Yeah, that was like a grift. Yeah. But I was in the sauna.

Oh, you think that one wasn't a grift? That? Yeah. Yeah, that was too. Yeah, I think they all are. But I heard this guy said he's going on like a vision quest In like rural, Indiana where you don't eat or drink water for four days. I I did that often Just growing up in Henners County, what the fuck Vision quest be hungry as fuck the guys are it like that's a new thing Remember we did a fast day

We're living in a progressively soft sterile Overfed under challenged and ultra safety net at life. Everything is comfortable and convenient kind of like that I do too Kind of rules. Hot shower rocks. Yeah. You see those people making the trek to San Francisco for raw water? There's like a copper pipe that all these people are making

these treks out to in the woods to fill up from. It's the new trend. For raw water? Raw water. Is that like spring water? Yeah. But they're going to this one specific one in San Francisco. Like it's backing up traffic. Yeah, but it's they're going to this one specific one in San Francisco Like it's backing up traffic people are going filling up 200 gallons. Yeah next wave

There's no limit like only no hundred gallons at a time. No there's I don't think there's any limit brutal Yeah, that's that's from a copper pipe This is raw water. Is that the one in? Yeah, that's from a copper pipe. This is raw water. Is that the one in San Francisco? I just heard her say it's raw. Fresh water out the mountain is the best water you will ever drink. People are getting pretty sick. Yeah, I was going to say. Is it like raw milk?

Like, raw milk will make you very sick. Pretty, pretty quickly. Yeah. Like raw milk will make you very pretty pretty quickly. Yeah You guys think you would have done the gold rush participated Back in the day. Yes, it does sound awesome Prospecting yeah gets to you that there's gold out there Think you would have been like I would have but I would have given up quickly I get someone else can get it the same as like playing a lot of today. I'd want it immediately I'm not patient enough

Yeah, I got my dad a waterproof metal detector for Christmas this year with like a sifter as well And so he has like his waiters. He's already been out in the creek looking for riches Yeah, Christmas Day had me like throwing quarters out in the backyard so we can test it out It's such a thrill, but they always just find like nothing valuable. An earring back. Yeah, and it'll send me a picture of it.

It's fun. So that must have been sick for those guys when there actually was gold everywhere. Oh my God. Yeah. That first hit. Yeah, oh my God. Then you need more.

But then you take it into town and somebody murders you and takes your gold nuggets And then it was like that happened to me. Yeah, I remember that I think I'll get I'd probably wait So like everyone went and did it and then I'd be like, all right, I'm ready to go nothing left Sounds about right. Yeah very late to the trend. Yeah show up. Where's the gold? Very late to the trend. Yeah, show up. Where's the gold? That'd be so sick though to be the first guy to show up to one of those rivers and just be like there's endless gold Yeah Lucky as fuck

Did those guys personally get rich or was it something like was a very like? Capitalistic words like the company the sent the guys. Yeah some some oh Like a Rockefeller. Yeah, some, some. Oh. Like a Rockefeller. Yeah. Correct. Zah, does your mom have a gold mine? And you'd almost certainly get killed as soon as you leave in the river with the gold.

Not, not like that. Well, you do have a gold mine, right? I mean, there's gold in Zimbabwe pretty much everywhere. We are mining, we are mining, yes. Did you find any? Yeah, a little bit. Congrats. Thank you. Wow. Not anything a little bit congrats. Thank you Not not anything life-changing

You'll know you'll know you'll definitely know when what's the excitement level? I mean obviously it probably depends on how much you find but like are you is it? Are you like holy fucking shit like losing your mind or you like oh cool? It's so like small it you can barely see it and like you're on like a piece of cloth and stuff like that So it's it's kind of like but that means there's more Right is there it is. That's what you're chasing But you will know the second we find anything. I'll just disappear Am I crap I think there's like a public park in Arkansas where you can just dig around and every few years like a kid

Finds a diamond or something that's like Worth a ton of money. Maybe I'm making that up. That sounds right Does it really Does it or you 100% I feel like there's a public park though that like anybody can dig around in and every few years I see it in the news. That's just an awesome idea for a park Kids that exclusively get So Africa's like that, but the military moves in like the next day real. Yeah, oh if a big diamond gets found Yeah, what about gold?

Gold so gold gold you have to it depends on the type of mining that you're doing for gold But most of the gold mining you have to go like beneath deep within the deep within the ground Diamonds are a little easier. You can find them right on the surface So the second they find anything or they hear of anything the military moves in Didn't they just find the biggest diamond ever? I thought I saw that It was in Arkansas. I think yeah, and even a park again to guess the size. It wasn't that big Yeah, I don't get I thought I would be a lot more impressed It was like some African president was a softball right yeah, it wasn't I

Wanted to be more wow I think it was in butana right yeah there it is oh That was that's boring Yeah, that's not big enough. That's like the guy who found that who was in the mud and was like oh my god Like does he get a big bonus? He gets nothing. Ugh. He gets nothing? That's the problem.

Yeah. That sucks. Something that big is way too hard to hide. Yeah. So he should have tried to pocket that and flee the country? Break off a chunk? Yeah. Not enough far you'll get with a diamond that big you got to have a wide butthole. Yeah

Gold being gold is convenient. Yeah, that's lucky. It was brown that would Silver is us. Well, what do we I delight will we? Would Brown be gold? No It's too prevalent be gold. Okay. It's too prevalent. Brown can be gold, OK. It's too prevalent. No. Because it's on other stuff?

Only gold can be. Only gold can be gold. Will we have brown metals? Whoa. Speaking of being too prevalent, I hate to do this to my boy Che, but I mean, your blue is just everywhere. I see it so much now.

Now that you've called attention to it, it's everywhere. is just everywhere. I see it so much now. Now you've called attention to it. Oh no. It's everywhere. Is that true Stephen? A lot of imitators but there's not too many. It's everywhere. There's a lot that look like, like even Zoopy's Jeep like is a blue but it's not like the blue. Wait so where are we at? Do you have somewhere that will do it for you? I have to follow up with it. I got a quote from a legit auto adjuster guy,

but he's like a quote, sometimes, I don't know, he's not a place that can do it, but he's giving me like the, what it should cost. So yeah, we have reached out to, I don't wanna say the name of it, but a company. Make Out. A new, yeah. We reached out to, I don't want to say the name of it, but a company. Make-O. Yeah.

We reached out to their, we're in talks with their VP of marketing. Oh, okay. So, Nick Addison's on it. All right. Nick Addison was on Family Feud? What? What? I saw that too, solely not putting the sound.

I know. Wait, I was watching a random Family Feud episode, it was Nick Addison? Doing Fast Money, which is like the most electric He was on 32nd. Yes. What the fuck? How do you do he play he has too many secrets look? That facility posted by relaxing and fire Also, you randomly Harder to not do the sound on it. I don't know if I'd have known that was Nick Ennis. No, I don't think I would either.

Oh, no, I know. There's the name tag and then their giant last name behind. Yeah, but if I wasn't paying attention. Butt. He would... It's like when Loud Sean was on... What do you think the categories could be? Butt and feet.

Body odor that smells? How do you not do the sound? Oh, yeah. Can we get a clip of this? Butt would be number one, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's why the butt was there. What a dickhead thing to do by Fasoli. I know. We got to the sound. Oh, yeah. And we get a clip. But it would be number one, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's why the but was there. What a dickhead thing to do by Fasoli.

I know. I need to see this clip. What year was that? It seems to be a while ago. He was fresh-faced. Why does he not tell anybody? I know. You have to disclose that.

I would tell people that before I told them my name. Yeah, Loud Sean was on Price is Right. What? He told everyone. Yeah. You can find it probably. I think that clip got deleted from the internet. What?

I tried to find it a couple years ago and spent like two hours on it for a recap of something. It's like, I'll look for it, but I'm pretty sure that video got scorched off the earth. Do we have any other hidden game shows people here? I've never been on one. You ever know one? Never been on one. I want to be on one so bad. I want Wheel of Fortune. You've never been on a game show, Brandon? No. That's surprising. You seem like you would thrive in that environment. Yeah. We had talks with- High stress situations. Yeah. We had talks with Family Feud about getting like a Barstool team on. Correct. It would have been awesome. It would have been awesome. For a yak team, but they could only have what five and so that yeah There are a bunch of situations, and then we got kicked over to the celebrity

Booker no, that's not like no. Thank you Well, no we would have to we would have to be on that because we're not blood related It was either be family or be celebrities. What are we closer to family? I want to do price. I want to be on price right so bad I'd be really bad at it. What's your number one pick for the game though? You want to do gotta do point go I do play people or the mountain game. Yeah There's that new building that opened up in Chicago. It's like a game show bar And it has all the game show games in it what yeah, I believe lay. Yeah

It's like a game show bar and it has all the game show games in it. What yeah, I believe yeah there You can play I think so. Yeah, where is it? I don't know I just saw it on my Instagram feed wouldn't mind doing the hole in one game on right oh Man, yeah, I think so We should make a little set I had one in college Get this guy's you had a pl go set in college ready ready for this We got a fucking big sheet of wood, and we just put nails in yeah, she called it drink. Oh no shut the fuck up I don't think anyone's ever done that before oh shit

You guys we just only I was it was awesome for like maybe three days And then it was just a big piece of plywood sitting in our living. Yeah people getting to take it up space We should make plinko though. Yeah, Jacob We as in Jacob Jacob should make us plinko. I think playing games like that is like the most fun an adult can have Yeah, that's what cas what casino should be. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here we go. You're going to be able to run this one down because Anthony got a hundred. Oh, that's why he hasn't told us. That's why he hasn't told us. And we're walking out of here with

$20,000. Okay? You just need 61. I'll remind everyone of Anthony's answers. 25 seconds on the clock, please. Here we go. Name a part of his body, a man wouldn't mind being told is pretty. Feet. Name something you practice in front of a mirror.

Dance. Microwaves done. Name something you might see at a campsite. Fire. Uh-huh. Tech. Okay, good. Oh Oh No Like my face Not bad Would it be Good answer The game was a number one answer. We had 19 points away from $20,000. One time the restaurant stopped serving breakfast.

You said, 10 o'clock, the survey said... Oh! Oh! Oh shit! Oh, he might not get it. Look at the name of the title. Look at the video title. Ah shit.

Yeah. Seven points away, $20,000. Good drama though. Ah, shit, yeah. Seven points away, $20,000. Good drama, though. Name something guys love to do while watching the Super Bowl. You said, cheer, we need seven people, Mickey. Survey said.

Oh! Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh I don't know. Yeah, she ever been on the show Yeah, his dad the yeah, I bet that's cute. I don't know probably hasn't Oh shit, he texted me this Oh Shit he texted me this

So the last text you got from him yeah, November family 2011. It's a gift though, and I just didn't Play the gift always you didn't yeah, I didn't I don't know why I Jacob Can you move that and then sit down? Tunnels barely said anything on this episode. How you doing, Jacob? I'm good, how are you? Good, happy new year. Happy new year. I don't wanna- Just put it over there.

Just hold it in front of you. Yeah, put it over there. It's a beautiful piece of art. Thank you. Jacob, are you familiar with the game show, Price is Right? Of course I am. Okay. I was sick as a kid. Yup, are you familiar with the game show Price is Right? Of course I am. Okay.

I was sick as a kid. Yep. Good answer. Same. I want you to shit at Danny. Danny at cancer. Yeah. What were you sick with?

The common cold. Oh, sure. Yeah. I want a Plinko set here. I can do that. Uh, the common cold. Oh, yeah. I want a Plinko set here. I can do that. And maybe all the games? I could start with Plinko.

They seem pretty easy to like set up. I was thinking about the Plinko board. I just, I need a trip to Home Depot. Yeah, that's okay. You were thinking about the Plinko board before this? I heard my name and I was like wait did I say my name and I cuz I get nervous when that happens How would you spice up the plinko board if we asked you to would you name it something else? I well, I've been painting so I would probably paint some of it

You know what about like what if we wanted to yakify it? You could yakify it. What if we wanted to, like, wherever the thing ended, like, told you what drink you had to drink? Yeah, I could do something at the bottom of the board that kind of got me. What would you call it? Yeah. Say maybe you wanted to be racist.

Matthew Piper Janko. Oh. OK. OK, but what about the, like, if we wanted to drink off of it? Beer, a shot. Janko. Oh, okay. Okay, but what about the like if we wanted to drink off a beer shot? Yeah, what is he racist? We just let that pass now. I Don't know. I don't know what I would say. What if it was beverage centric? Yeah, I'm trying to think of a pun But I'm coming up. Yeah I told you guys really only once I was just

No one else thought of that. No, What did you come up with drink? Oh? Yeah, it's kind of low-hanging fruit. Yeah, I kind of miss that yeah chug. Oh Alcohol oh, I'm a d1 over thinkers all right, so you I'll give you the card and you can go and go to Home Depot make us Plinko do you think you could do a loop to loop? Oh, it's bad. This is now be able to what it How did we have a drop and then like loop down? I want it like real and I want it like you're gonna have to measure the nails. Oh, I needs to be big I mean I was gonna do it with wood glue and pegs. Yeah. Oh that works like that's a better sound Yeah, that is a better sound.

Yeah, that is a better sound. Yeah. And then you gotta buy, probably at Home Depot, some kind of, I think we used washers. Use washers? To drop. The ring that you drop? Yeah.

I'll have to look up, I'm sure people have done air hockey pucks. Yeah, that would be good. Yack coins. Yack coins. Oh, yak coins. And I was thinking we drop it from the top part of the balcony. I mean, it can't be like a mini plinko set. It has to be good actually. Yak coins. Oh yak coins. And I was thinking we drop it from the top part of the balcony. I mean it can't be like a mini plinko set.

It has to be like side. Yeah I would like it to be huge. We need it to be big. How big are we thinking? I think we just said it. All the way up to the top? It has to be like 20 feet high. Just from the railing.

Well I couldn't, I don't know how I would get back from home Depot by myself Walking that baby you all Cover in your The logistics are a nightmare. I don't maybe maybe we could put it over by the other wall Maybe it's the height of the where the black is that would be like a step stool Okay, that could work. Yeah, should I be aware of the gauntlet? Yeah Okay, I'm actually very excited for this. All right good new art project. Yeah, you're the right man for the job Yes, I am. So okay. When are you gonna get it done by?

Well, uh, when do you need it done by tomorrow my end of the episode ambitious? I have a lot to help with with the Jerry after dark stuff so not by tomorrow. Alright so next week? I can have it done by next Friday. Next Friday? That's pretty impressive too. I just need time. That'd be perfect for a Friday show. Yeah. Have it done by Friday show? Yeah that'd be awesome. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Can it done by Friday show? Yeah, it'll be awesome. OK.

Yeah. And do. All right, great job, Jacob. Challenge accepted. We should let him drop the first puck. No. OK. Think of it.

He's like a diamond miner. You're right. It's ours. Try and think of what you want at the bottom of it so I can have it prepared. Let's replace the wheel. Here's Plinko. We get wet every time.

Five things. Wet all across the bottom? No, I think it should just say Plinko at the bottom, and then we can decide. You can change. Yeah, if we could slide into index cards or something. Yeah, make that. Yeah, make interchangeable LED screens.

Can do. Can do. Thanks, Jacob. Great job. And have one of them Have one of the slots you can do the first puck have one of the slots be make a new plinko set. Oh, yeah Exactly Jacob just keeps going we're gonna use this a lot. I know there's a lot having one plinko set as having two. Exactly. There we go. Jacob just keeps going. We're going to use this a lot.

I know there's a lot of things that we know. Oh, yeah. The money tunnel. Yeah. I read the mini golf course in Seattle City I loved as a kid. At the very end, after the 18th hole, you put your golf ball on a plinko, and you either got another free game or a pirate had a parrot,

and it would squirt you with water. Oh, no. It hit the prank Plinko. Is it good? What is the game? I don't even know. Nick's not here today, we'll get him on next time. The what?

Well I don't even know what the game is. Plinko? Yeah. Oh. You stand at the top of a board. I've seen it play, I forget what it is. Yeah, it's a pretty simple concept. TJ pull up Plinko fails.

Gone wrong. The thing just bounces down But what is the slot that slots like a number? Yeah much money? Oh, there's like 10,000 in the middle with zeros Oh, I know what it is. There's no technique to it right. There's no it's just dumb luck. Yeah, but it's fun And it makes great sound but it's also it's there's loud Sean The full video does not exist anymore, but this clip was on Quicks computer I don't know why it got wiped Sean's like I can't have this out here yeah Plinko fails there's gotta be just throw it instead of drop it.

What other games? You know how the Jeopardy contestants have won with just one dollar? How many? Two. And they were both military. Whoa. Coincidentally. Wow.

Interesting. When did we lose one of our body armor things? Oh. That happened during the... I don't know. Did somebody kill it? Somebody... There's tape around it I would just throw it that one. There's is there footage

Somebody killed one of the body armor bottles. That's a broken a couple times. The second one's broken also We only need one yeah, we really do only need one Yeah, so I learned some disturbing news the other day that my kid is gonna be all generation beta Yeah, but that may wait when that start So my kids are not no you're there Oh, what is that what who came up with this name? I What who came up with this name? I got three alphas. Yeah, fuck. Yes. How in the fuck do they determine a gym who came up with that? What

I'm generation X. Okay, is it every ten years or every time I think yeah Yeah, they were running those commercials during the football game. We like one of those insurance companies is like generation beta is here. Wait. What's the one 25? What's I didn't realize alpha was yours was alpha. Oh, oh you're on a OC side. Oh No, they're gonna get bullied by the skibbity kids. What is I don't know? Okay, I Mean that's the lamest Posted on blue sky. Wait, is that what blue sky? Yeah. Wait, what are all the generations? Are you guys all millennials? Yeah, millennials is 30 to like 43. Baby

Boomers to Gen X. Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z. Yeah. Gen Alpha, Gen Beta. That's what the. what the millennials are in there. I mean, millennials are Gen Y. Oh, we are. Gen X stopped like a year after me, and then it was you guys, right? Because I'm an elder millennial. Yeah, how far in advance do they know? Do they already know what's coming after Beta?

The greatest generation really got the best name. They were first. They were Nazis. Well, there were generations before them. Were they named? The silent generation kind of stinks So Z or I gen why are they the silent generation? I'm Jim Jim X so Yeah, the first alpha Wow, that's awesome the first three good names

Generation X is even pretty cool, and then they just got lazy as fuck yeah And then they just got lazy as fuck. Yeah What wow betas? Oh my god, that's brutal dude. I don't know man boy named Sue type situation Maybe yeah, they grew up being called betas. They hardened them tough Tough kids brandy. You're the only gen X are at this office Okay Are you? How old is Chaps? Chaps is like 42, I think.

Yeah, because I'm barely Gen X. I'm Gen X by a year, so you'd have to be. No one ever talks about Gen X as a generation. No, they get lost. No, I'm the only Gen X here. And how many iGens do we have? Probably a lot. What? Which one? How many Gen X we got in the company? Me, Large, and Dave?

That is good. Clemmer, Kamasta. Clemmer, Kamasta, Frank. Yep, you're right. Gaz, maybe? No, not Gaz. Gaz identifies with the younger. Gaz is Generation Alpha. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, you got that's that's tough Stuff fucked up. Yeah, but it's not you. What's your kid? Yeah, I know I'll but you saw As soon as you had a kid they decided to name the generation beta you're gonna have a beta true And I will remind you of that I didn't hear about generation beta until I announced on the yak I was Fuck time for a new generation Generation soft pussy That's what I'm gonna have bitch ass whiny ass fucking Someone has. Generation 5.

Bitch ass, bitch ass, whiny ass, fucking. The longest name ever. Did one person get to pick? Yeah, I'm confused by it. Wow, our kids are gonna pull you the shit out of your kid. You think it's the same person who does the hurricane names? I don't know, I think we just give it to the Asians. They have year of the cock.

What year are we in now? What is 2025 on the Asian calendar oh yeah hmm che Chinese lunar New Year's until like February so oh that seems that's that a poorly planned oh hell yes yeah they have it figured out what does that mean what mean? What's the vibe? Snake. Oh. Traditionally bad vibes from snakes.

The symbol just looked like a snake. That's pretty cool. Did you see there was something going viral like 600 years ago? We just skipped like 12 days. Yeah, 15, 26 or something. like in like like 600 years ago we just skipped like 12 days yeah to a 1526 or something yeah some some year that did 11 days were missing lost track of time just missing just didn't have no records of those days 10 days of vanish switched to Gregorian calendar that's too much reading yeah pictures have some all trust us. I liked it better when it was like some crazy thing happened

Not an actual I could be when the aliens were here setting everything up yeah council of Trent The council of Trent 1563 Love it when things is that dude name, like oil derricks crack me up New video dropped to one of those guys over the weekend no way Smoking dangling out of his mouth whips the chain around it. Pulls it up. Fuckin' Derek. Derek. Those are Dericks? Yeah. That's such a funny name for a thing. No idea. That tickles me, man.

Fuckin' Derek. Oh, you got a new Derek over there? I've talked about it, because it's like, the inventor was 1 million percent named Derek. Yeah. Are there any others like that? I don't know. Oh, you guys go, should we go get beef? Yeah.

Is beef a new nickname for him? I don't know. He introduced himself as beef. Well, we kind of, he's like, my name's Cody. I was like, hey, you're Cody. Yeah, you're's like my name is Cody. I was like I can't be good Cody Your name was Cody yeah, the second you walked in those doors. It's be forever It's like when white boy Rick tried to say his name was Kevin. I forgot. I was having hell no wait what yeah? His name's not Rick no That's it I guess all right beef beef beef

Alright. Beef. Beef. Beef. What's up? Beef. Hello. Hello. What's in this one? No, that's the other one. That's the other one. That's the other one. There you go. You're good. So, beef is here. What's up? Hello. Welcome. What's up, buddy? Yeah. Welcome. We were just asking about, have you always been beef or is it just because of Barstool that you're now beef? No, I've always been beef. Oh hell. Yes. I've been beef since I was about eight years old I think so my actual name is Cody. Yeah, so Code man often but no, it's it's beef. It's beef. Yeah Full-time beef and you're you're PJ pro. Yeah PJ professional. So I went to school at Ferris State University It's a division two school. Of course. Yeah, and

Did it full-time? Southern California for seven years and then Green Bay, Wisconsin for two years. That's awesome. You're a scratch golfer. Yeah play pretty good golf Can get the ball around for sure how far can you drive it? I mean it depends. I'm probably between 260ish, 270ish. Straight? I try to be as straight as possible. Every time? No, not every time.

You never hit straight shots all the time. The way usually it happens is, I would say, amateur players try to hit the ball straight all the time. And the pros are always trying to shape the golf ball to do whatever they're going to do. Yeah. You need to be able to get out from under the trees or. Yeah. Sand traps or whatnot.

So you're going to teach everyone how to be a better golfer here? Yeah. Barstow Chicago office is going to have the best handicap for sure. I love it. Yeah. I need a lot of help. Well, we got you all set. So you give lessons?

Yeah. Yeah. So like my full time job was the business side of golf So instructions tournaments charity events lessons Everything that's probably rewarding at any like major success stories Yeah, we've taken there's a player called Ian Mason. He's at back at the home club I was just at he picked up golf three years ago and now he's a like a five handicap. So Wow Wow He's he's gotten he's gotten good quick could you make a guarantee for someone

like Brandon yeah what are we guaranteeing here what could you guarantee him what do you shoot right now I probably between 90 and 100 perfect we're gonna guarantee that you shoot what's your career best 78 all right where was that at that That was a West Point Country Club when I was 17 years old. Okay. Yeah I only play like once every two or three years but I can hit the shit out of it. Alright. I have the tools I just don't play very often but you... Alright so what we'll do is I'll caddy for you. Yeah. We'll go play 18 holes. Yeah. I'll club you everything around boom boom boom boom boom.

You'll see what we got. And you'll be between like 80 and 85. After one caddying? Yeah, it's just here and there. What about me? Do me, do me. What do you, what do you shoot? Usually like 105. You're even easier. Like taking high shots. Really? Oh yeah. Well, think about this, right? Like if you're somebody that goes out and plays five times a year and you and you're shooting 120 it's much easier for take somebody to shoot 110

Then the guy that's trying to shoot 75 to go to even par right so could you get me to like 90? Yeah, we could do a break in 90 series with you. Okay. I shot 72 at Shinnecock once all right All right, do you know that place? Yeah? Yeah, I also just lied. I was gonna say how many holes was that I filled out whatever I was I'm a big believer was that I filled out whatever I want. I'm a big believer you can shoot whatever you want. You just have to have a pen and paper. Yeah. Yeah. As long as you have an eraser on it. Right. That's the biggest thing. Yeah. That's the best thing about golf. He lives up by me.

Yeah. So are you gonna come so you're on for play. So you'll be doing all their trips. But are you going to come in here when you're not traveling? Yeah, my goal is to be in this office as much as I can. I fucking love it. Love it. And then when we're on the foreplay guys go travel wherever we're going there and what's rigs like? I haven't met him yet in person seems great on podcasts and right with cell phones and everything like that. But yeah, looking

forward to meeting those guys for sure. Yeah. How long do you think it's gonna take Jerry to get the hole in one tonight? Jerry's probably gonna take a to get the hole in one tonight? Jerry's probably going to take a while, unfortunately. I think I heard it was like a 30 hour time limit. Yeah. And he's got to fly back into the game. I forget what he did when he did it here. It was like 2 and 1 half days.

Well, it was like 2,000 swings that were in there. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little cramped, too. Is that a challenge that you would take on? Yeah. I think everybody tries to do a hole in one challenge. So I got one career hole-in-one. But if you were forced to do what Jerry's doing,

what would your mindset be? Would you be like, fuck me, this is going to take forever? You'd be like, oh, this is actually. No, I think you just try to put a good swing on the golf ball and then try to narrow down when you're able to actually do it and not have. You feel confident in your own abilities? Oh, yeah, very confident.

Not as much as Bryson DeChambeau. I mean, that guy did it in 15 days. You could just tell how close his spread dispersion was, just being a professional athlete. But yeah, I'm sure I can knock it out in two hours or less. Wow. What? Holy shit.

That's what I wanted to do. That's exactly what I needed you to say. Holy shit. Clip that, right? Yeah, we might have to do that. As long as it's the same. Pebble Beach hole number seven. Yeah.

Downhill. What was your, so tell us about the hole in one. So my hole in one was in a junior senior Ryder Cup in college. So the senior kids play against the junior kids at school. And I was up in the match Three holes up with five holes to play and I just crumbled I folded like a cardboard bag. So I lost 14 15 16 hole number 17 is a hundred and eighty five yard par three over water and

The day before we played singles matches the day before too. I hit it to probably 12 feet made my birdie I played singles matches the day before too. I hit it to probably 12 feet, made my birdie, step up on the tee box, 185 yards, hit the shot. Don't even look at it, just start going back to the back because I'm like, I'm folding here, just gotta get to the green. And there was 24 guys that were part of this event and they're like, you just made a hole in one.

I was just doing crazy, crazy, crazy. Did you win the match? Yeah, I won the match. And it was the game, the point that we needed for the team to win too. So we called a bell full of buckets. So a walk off hole in one? Yeah, it was like a walk off hole in one. I still play team before.

But you didn't see it go in? What was your celebration? Did you cuss and be vulgar? Well, here's the other thing. I was match 11 out of 12, so everybody else was watching the match. So you had people watching you just fold and so did you hear when it went in did the people make noise? Yeah, everybody made no did you connect on your high fives and shit? Cuz golf guys have a problem with that I was like a real what are you talking about in the golf community? You guys are not good at like tiger 2005 master

Yeah, the all-time work. We're a lot of guys, you know, we're handshakes We're not a whole bunch of high fives type of guys chest bumps look awkward You know they just kind of we're just a different breed you know yeah Phil jump trying to jump up And you know you know like yeah one inch off me and Phil's verticals are probably the same Who's your favorite golfer of all time boo weekly? Oh wow yeah? So he's not really like a you know for premier and premier name or anything like that But that would be my favorite right now on tour color more kawa, okay? So he just teed off at like that's a that's Rico's guy that is Rico's guy

Just fine watching this right now But looking forward to I think this is the year Watching this right now. All right. Yeah But looking forward to I think this is the year Ludbroke Obert breaks through I think he has probably four or five wins last year Oh, he had a whole bunch of top top two finishes. So that's what my guy Brooks You think he's gonna win another major in his career? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he'll probably win another two or three Well, if I was a betting guy on that so he's in the right mindset for it. I think he's got His best window is probably the next five six, six years. Yeah, but golf you can

play forever. I mean, you look back a couple years ago at the Masters and Bernhard Langer made the same cut as as Bryson did. Yeah. And Bernhard hit it 230 yards. Do you think Rory ever wins another one? Yeah, I think he wins another one too. Yeah, I think he wins another one too. Yeah, I think you went another one to mentally no It's yet the hardest six inches is between the years here, but I mean Guys about to be a dad Not even the hardest all right well beef thanks, man. We're excited to have you here. Welcome. Are you here tomorrow? I'm here tomorrow. Alright, so my first lesson tomorrow? Yeah. 1030? Sure.

Whenever time you want to. Okay, awesome. We'll make it happen. I love it. What are you going to say to Jay? Any questions for beef? Jay, what you got? I talked to Beef Ruler today. Seems like a good dude. I'm excited. I'm terrible at golf so I'm looking forward to having a round. Jay, what do you shoot, Jay? 110, 115. Not good. I'm excited. I I'm terrible golf, so I'm looking forward to having what do you shoot Jay? One ten one fifteen not good. I have shot a 102 before You might just need to teach Jay how to be a normal human being on a golf We could yeah, we'll do a little etiquette session. Yeah, do like a whole how you act how you what was the phrase you said to Kyle? Um, oh let the boys know you're there for a good time

Or dare to drink oh, yeah Hey, if you're gonna play those guys play bad fast right yeah, we don't want to be there for six hours for the day Yeah, yeah, enjoy the time pick up your plate and scramble formats if that helps you yeah pick the ball up keep it moving Have you met Hank yet? I've met Hank. He already been like oh, yeah, we've we got trips plan and everything Ready I'm not gonna see Hank said he's 15 handicapper. We're gonna take that down There's a there's already a bet going on to Hank and chef Donnie. Okay. Yeah I don't want you to get Hank better though, because it's funnier when he fucks up on camera. Can you make him worse? How much to make him worse

Anything's for sale. Okay. Well, let's talk. All right, cuz I will pay you to make him worse Absolutely, that'd be worth every dollar. Yeah, there's really no amount of money that you could tell me and I would be like no That's too much for making, for making him worse. Like, to much, really worse. Convince me he's right-handed. Some people think, you know, hey, I should play right, left-handed, but it's just stuff that comes up. Okay, all right, well thanks, Beef. Good to meet you. Thanks, guys.

Yeah, welcome. Yeah, happy to meet you all. Happy to meet you all. Excited, yeah. Excited to have you. We'll have you do the gauntlet next time when they finish with this stuff. All right, all right.

In a week, yeah. We'll make it happen. Yeah, love it. Barstool Beef. We right, all right. In a week, yeah. We'll make it happen. Yeah, love it. Barstool beef. We needed a beef. We needed a beef. Shocking we didn't have beef. It was a long time coming.

Yeah. I also really like beef. Oh, god. This here. It works here. It works here. Yes. Sorry.

You're right, you're right. I can't believe this. The wheel knows. Oh, beef, hold on one sec. Beef're right. The wheel knows. Hold on one sec. Be beef. Oh, he's right there. That's right. Oh, you're good. Right. Stop right there. Stop right there. Stop right. Yeah I think I fucking love that guy. Yeah, he's the man. He also is like very you could tell He's very motivated outside like I walked past him and he had Two three pages of notes. There's my what are you doing? He's like, I'm making notes in my video series for every day for the next year. I'm like, do you know what this place is?

Yeah. That's the most planning that's ever been done. It's also here early as fuck, like he was ready to go. He seems too pure. He is. Straight shooter. We'll break him. We'll break him. Yeah, yeah.

We'll have him hating his life. He already doesn't want to make Hank worse, and he's just gotta make Hank worse. Yeah, you have to make Hank worse. I Was in the bathroom when he first got here. Did you ask him how he got his name? No we should have done that fuck I assume it's very name and Cody I was curious Now Yeah

Welcome to the fucking ship, brother. Yeah, we got to get Fasoli to give him his initiation. Something else we got to start doing is planning for the birthday case race. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I think everyone needs a long time to put together stuff for that. Yeah.

I was going through my photos so I could make like an Instagram 2024. Here's my 20 photos from the and I came across the photo of me. It was like timestamped like 6 45 p.m. the day after the last case race and I was just in my hallway in a shirt just vomiting into a trash bag. My hair was like this my like tears streaming down my face. So yeah I can't wait for your birthday. That's gonna be fun Yeah, be what's the theme? That's a good question. What's the theme? Cuz this is a big deal. This is a big birthday Let's go Dinosaur that was

Maybe it was the Raptors, but I was about to say dinosaur. I love that dinosaurs is pretty good. I'm a sword Yeah The Raptors, but I was about to say dinosaur. I love that dinosaurs is pretty good. I'm a sword Yeah Dinosaurs dinosaur themed. Oh, you're thinking I was about to say it was kind of embarrassed. I like they're not gonna like it Dinosaurs all right cool. Can I be stegosaurus? What? Your birthday, right yeah, you weren't gonna pick you wouldn't want to be stegosaurus Don't act like you were gonna pick stegosaurus we're gonna get your actual I was saying about being stegosaurus no you're lying I'm a t-rex come on I'll be a t-rex you're not gonna be able to

get the drink to your mouth yeah that's pretty funny yeah how do we make it dinosaur themed I think we have to dress like super hot the source Into an egg a dinosaur egg Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta get you into an egg But we need a vodka. I'll suffer. Yeah Yeah, a meteor a meteor a volcano. Oh, I got just ready for a meteor No, white socks Dave has to be caveman. Yeah, I know exactly what we'll do for a meteor. What? Deutsch.

Deutsch. Go fly it. Go have a big rock on. And he'll come flying. Need that. Deutsch is chugging beers. That's good. Yeah.

Dinosaur theme. Dinosaur theme. Oh. That's good. Yeah. Dinosaur team. Yep. It's done. Dinosaur case race. Why have you should have done that? No one's ever done it. People have done like small.

We'll do life size dinosaurs. Yeah. Yeah. Human sized dinosaurs. No, like accurate. Yeah, yeah. Accurate ones. Wait, maybe. They were smaller than you'd think. Or-sized dinosaur. No, like, accurate. Yeah, yeah. Accurate one. Wait, maybe...

They were smaller than you'd think. Or bigger, maybe. Giant mudbob. Yeah, just one of the two. Oh. We gotta dig our beers out, like fossils. Yeah, we'll dig beers out. We'll dig beers out.

Figure that out. Guys have the coolest idea. Like me. No, I like that. Big beers There should be a way like one of us has to be fossilized by the end of it right we have like a wet buried alive peat moss Can we get this yeah? Oh, that's KB We need all

KB how many beers have you had? I can't have any in this fucking thing. Oh, that's so great What do we have is just a big tub on the other side of the court that says oil and that's where we have to piss the whole time? What about we have to get our piss to a certain line to be done? Yeah, the oil pit, the tar pit. Yeah, I like that. So the week of the 26th,B's birthday is Sunday January 26th

Then big cats birthday is that Thursday? Yep, January 30th in the next week. I believe will be I don't know the official plan Yeah, we'll do it sometime We'll do it sometime It's gonna be incredible. Deutsche is a meteor. Deutsche is a meteor. Oh no. Deutsche is 100% in. Yeah, he has to. I haven't asked him, but he is. Oh, he's in. You don't have to ask him.

Meteor Deutsche. Yeah, white socks Dave Keefe, man. Chase him around. Yeah, this is good. Yeah, we have to we have to catch him and eat him He has to make a fire All right, yeah, let's spin the old wheel oh Yeah, I forget This is fine do we have a reset recently? Easy. Easy. Oh, by the way, Draft King sportsbook, the Citizen of the Year parlay is up. Biz,

we had a little bit of a snafu yesterday, but Biz is one and oh and he watched one college football play all season. One snap. One snap and he gave out a winner and I didn't bet it because I'm an idiot. I thought I bet it. I had tweeted it but didn't bet it. So now we're doing a citizens of the year parlay for Biz. So bet it right now. Game starts in an hour. Let's run those numbers up. Biz. Wow, that's? Wow, that's an aggressive. That's an aggressive parlay.

No, it's not to be really all. No, it's good. I'm just saying Riley Leonard's going to fucking ball out. Who are we rooting for? Riley Leonard team wise. Notre Dame. You knew he played on Notre Dame. But are you guys actually rooting? I think I'm going to bet Notre Dame. I bet Notre Dame already. Yeah, it'd be hard to root for all those things

to happen and not root for Notre Dame. Correct. Correct. So I'm betting. But who would you, like, betting aside, who would you want to win? I'd like Georgia to lose. OK.

Yeah. Yeah, Notre Dame would be. It's kind of one of those ones that whoever loses, I'm just going to make fun of them. Yeah, love that. Yeah. So it's kind of a win. But we've seen Georgia win enough.

Yeah. Let's say Notre Dame in the semifinals. Why not? Why not? I think that's where we're at with the rest of college football from here on out. Whoever loses is a. Yeah, make fun of.

Make fun of them. Yeah, because it would be Notre Dame-Penn State. That'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Two snobby fan babies. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, the entire Final Four would just be nothing but assholes. One Cinderella story, though. Me and Kyle were talking. Who's your least favorite? What guy? Is it Connor Griffin? Separate Connor Griffin's Penn State fandom with the man. No, it's Connor Griffin. Yeah. Yeah, although his Eagles fandom is worse than his Penn State fandom But it's all it all sucks. Is he the worst fan? Yeah It's pretty bad. I don't know how bad your Eagles guy is. I know you mess with him. No, Max is, uh, Max is like so pure Philadelphia that it's not like he, he is just a walking,

uh, stereotype of Philadelphia. Yeah. Connor's not as much. Connor's Connor was taught at it from an early age, the what and he knows to be pissed off about everything. He doesn't understand the, why Max gets pissed off. He doesn doesn't he doesn't understand why he's mad. He's just like pissed off has to be like why I can walk by max right now And just go Eagles and he would be like what the fuck are you talking? What are you why you talking about them and like just that that would be that he'd just get upset So alright, see you for tomorrow Happy New Year, YakChat! Welcome back. Love you guys.

Stay safe out there. See you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye!