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Episode Date: May 1, 2025

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The boys are back out on the golf course They're ready to go. So we're gonna go picture in a picture. Here's how it's gonna work today Tate and beef are ready to start the challenge again We're going to I told them that we will do if need be like a two and a half three hour Yak if they keep going after that we will kick the YAC stream two bars till after dark stream perfect so they're going until they get it We're gonna have them picture in a picture. We're basically not gonna bother them We'll have it until they get to three anytime. They're at three

We'll stop and talk about it and if they miss the fourth shot We will spin a wheel for one of us to try to take a putt to see if they can get a mulligan cool oh yeah we're involved a little too I would like to insert ourselves a little more I guess okay I have I have one question you fucking serious wearing a glove thousand shots in a row, you get blisters. You're putting. Okay. You're tapping a putt. So I guess he is serious. You're tapping a putt. Tate, you're putting.

He's serious. I had 1500 putts the other night. So that, where Tate is lined up right now is where the mulligan putt will be from. Okay. So if they get three, we're going to watch them try to attempt to finish the challenge. And if they don't finish the challenge on that one, we'll spin spin the wheel one of us will go take a mulligan putt if we hit it they get one extra chance at the final shot make sense yeah have they started have they started no they're starting now I would like to just see how they start so

yeah they got also got to not fuck this up again right it's got to really suck for the day how long do they go last time? Six hours? Six hours, yeah, and they're off to a really bad start. Yeah, horrible start. Being back here is gonna be a little like PTSD. That club's gotta go. Ryan's sitting there, helpful or hurtful? I think it's helpful.

I think he figured out like a whole system. Oh, he's got the balls, okay. Yeah, they suck at this. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Tate, end it. This would be awesome if they did this in like five minutes. Yeah, they suck at this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Alright, so yeah, very nice. We'll just let them do their thing check back in in three hours Well, you can you can tell whenever take goes up for the short putt that means they're about to be at the final shot Because that's how they're doing this. So it's not hard to follow And yeah, hopefully, hopefully one of us can help them complete this with a mulligan shot or not or not cut really badly. But you know, yeah, well, we have a glove for you. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's true. If you're worried about your hands, I have a glove for if you're worried about your hands doing doing this You know you're pussy when Brandon's calling

Do the the free solo rock climbers use gloves no, I don't think so no he's like chalk right wouldn't that not be free solo No, I think gloves would be okay with me case. I thought it was like Ropes and whatnot yeah, I guess that would make more sense Honnold Honnold Gnarly hands who's the second jacked have you seen a rock climber their jacked hands jacked his fingers Who is the second was the second best? I think he? Is dead I would like to I would like to follow it like a sport. Oh, he's dead right Alex Honnold is not dead. Oh, who's the guy that was?

The Oppenist is dead. That's Mark LeFleur. I don't know about that. How often do people freeze solo? It would have been, how did he die? Fell off a mountain. Choked. Yeah, it would be funny.

He choked on an apple core. He was cleaning his gutters. Yeah, fell off. Fell off his ladder. That would be so embarrassing. Yeah, fell five feet but hit his head just the right way so loaning a march Work Andre Leclerc Avalanche avalanche oh shit. I have a question about falling from ladders on the prep sheet today. Why?

That's not Probably the right time right time to talk about the yeah Wait what? The thing that happened last night. Oh Yeah, that was awful Yeah, oh That wasn't a ladder so I'm gonna defend here. Yeah. Yeah, that was the Clemente wall It was very big difference is that guy Okay, not not

Also his his question just isn't about it says when was the last time you climbed a ladder what was it for and at what age does it become dangerous so that was those questions are fine yeah I didn't see what age is like newborns less dangerous yes you age yeah and then it becomes dangerous again the bell curve or 60 I think you reach an age where you just stopped going on ladders I think past the age of fifty two, I'm no my last ladder will

be at fifty fifty-five. They are very dangerous. Yeah. How old your boy Ty? Ty's probably I'm gonna say Ty's fifty-one fifty- two, but he's been doing ladders his whole life. Alright, even like a folding ladder or one you just prop up against the

house. I think all ladders by 55 or 60. Nah. Nah. Kind of ladder you got Brandon. Be honest. Got a good one? You got one of those, uh, I don't have, I don't have the good fucking. Yeah, I just, I just got, I think I just have a leaner right now. You have a leaner? Is it wood? One leaner? I have a leaner that you think I just have a leaner right now give a leaner is it one leaner I have a leaner that you extend I have a leaner that you extend but I don't have a folder that goes very high Yeah, I could pop the fucking things off and make it taller and snap it back. Have you been on your house's roof? No, God that no no have you been in your house as attic No, whoa an attic. I don't think I do probably have your garage I know I do have in my mate in my huge walk-in closet. There have an attic? I don't think I do. Probably have your garage. No, I do have it.

In my huge walk-in closet, there's an attic door. I haven't looked in there. One of the pull-down ones? Yeah. Love those. I haven't looked in there. I haven't looked in there. No.

I have a huge basement. There could be someone living up there. Yeah. That could be cool stuff. What's going to be in my attic? Maybe we forgot a jewelry box. Maybe there's an animal. I'll check my attic tonight for you guys.

Will you actually? Yeah. There could be bees. Why would there? Why would there be bees? What if it hit the clowns up there? You know what's living in my uncle Donnie's attic in Mississippi?

Flying squirrels, probably. Nope. Close. Bats. Ah. Bats. And the people said, well, here's what you're going to have to do to fix it.

He says, as long as they don't bother me, I'm not going to bother them. My house got infested by flying squirrels as a kid we had to put up a mesh in the attic That sounds like the cutest thing ever you yeah, they're put up a trampoline net for your flying That sounds awesome yeah, they haven't left Yeah bats are you got it you got to shoot the ceiling with poison. They roll around in it and die. Oh. They lick it off their wings.

You don't want rabies. Bats. Bats are bad. Bats are crazy. Can you go live? That's a wild animal right there. No, don't do that. I'm cool with any bug eater.

Less bugs in my yard, they can live in my attic. I don't care. I think you're right. Bats serve a purpose. I think one bat's worse than a thousand bugs. I'd agree. But yeah, you can see a thousand bugs. Bats are generally gonna stay out of your way. You can see one bat. They're not coming out to a right at dusk. They're cute. Have you ever looked at one of those? No, they're not horrified by them.

Except for the vampire. I don't like the vascular wing. I think there's some cute bats and some scary bats I saw like the big long ones that hang upside down in caves and like shows the scary hands in the air or something Those are those are those are scary bats. How big are those is the bitch? Four feet long pretty long two feet long foot long. There are some long like a hot dog Startlingly long bats there at the zoo every now and then Six terrifying back. Okay, this better. Oh boy. It's gonna terrify. There's one the side Okay, that's upsetting bad, it's a bad fellow that's fair leaf nosed bat that doesn't look like a leaf, okay? Nosed bat that doesn't look like a leaf, okay

Got cut off come on Ugly bat no, they're pretty much just ugly Oh, I'm talking about a bad ass pro a long bat with big wings that wraps itself in its wings They're kind of cute no bigger than that no like Goliath bat look at that Yeah What is up with these bad? I hate bats these are the worst bats though they fly so sporadically Well that one what is it I don't know I look at a horseshoe bat Where does it start the worst fuck it Not cute at all I could fuck with him

Grotes on it. Oh, that's the first What Classic bat. Yeah, I don't mind that. I think they're awful. They're so bad. Awful. That looks like a dog.

Like Spuds McKenzie. Yeah. What is it, Austin, Texas? One of their tourist spots is just the bat tunnel? Yeah, I made Pat take me there once. You just go to this overpass and all these bats fly out? So why did you ask a question? I didn't know if it was awesome Houston It's all there's pretty anticlimactic when we went some couple bats try to come out then it got too dark to see him

And you're just like oh, I guess I'm by hundreds of other people you're right. They could see you Suck it they're flying mammals. I mean that's pretty cool concept are they the best oh That's scary. Are they though what the bitchest is that scary well they know what the bitchest man no not even close what mammal bitches what in a good way or bad way in a combat way what animal wouldn't fuck up a bat what mammal possible armadillo a whale a possum is a mammal yeah right well our soupio or what a bat do to a whale I'm saying a whale would just swallow a bat But I'm saying what?

Up oh, I see we're saying I don't know that a whitetail deer is doing much to a chipmunk Oh, yeah, like don't like yeah, like what bunnies yeah, can a whale get rabies if a bat bit a whale could like see animals Get rabies. I mean, how do you say how do you know that you can say no there because How do we know we can say? That's way too confident. But no With my confident no, I think here's how you did. I bet there's one rabid whale Mammals is rare. What happened seal? That's a seal. I didn't say I didn't say that's the same thing It's a man. No, it's not because my point is if a bat bit of fucking blue whale

How much rabies would go into the blue whale There's no way that it would say a lot of rabies. No it doesn't it does not there's too much. There's too much whale No, no, it's not spread like that's what happened a swarm of bats bites one whale ass can a whale get rabies Could it kill it with rabies? Could it kill it with rabies? I have no problem. Full doses of rabies though. Seal is just a large sea dog. What if a blue whale got into a coven of bats

and there was thousands of bats? Starts foaming from the blowhole. Wait, where are you guys? You guys at three? Three. Oh, here we go. Well, take. Oh, that was cool.

If he doesn't miss a two footer. Oh, let's go. Do we have to check the tapes? Is there a line at two feet? Is he out there? Check the tape, you can run the tape. All right. Beef, there are two-footers. Oh, let's go. Do we have to check the tape to make sure that you got there? Is there a line at two feet? Check the tape, run the tape. All right.

Beef, don't get sassy. Don't fuck this up, Tate. Tate, congrats, he already got it. It's already in the hole. Good thing you're wearing your gloves. That thing is way left. That thing is way left. Guaranteed.

Good thing you're wearing your gloves. You're lined up straight. Just center, back of the cup. You got tape. Tate is not confident. It's already, he's got it. This is gonna be so embarrassing. You piece of shit.

But also what I said was factual. Aren't you embarrassed right now? Yeah, literally just it. We you just got a glove on and miss the two-foot It was probably the glove that threw him up that was horrendous He was off the he was gonna hit the den caddy What no the den caddy caddy? It's a caddy for the damn caddy. I'm sticking with the whale can't get ready so the rabies affects the brain correct. Yeah, how big is a whale's brain? Would a whale even notice of a bat bit it no chance humans don't notice if bats bite him Another fact no you don't has it ever happened

I need another fact. No, you don't has it ever happened Yeah, yeah like a sea lion, okay, so it's not so that's different But it's not no because a bat no the bat bites the sea lion the sea lion bites the whale That's not that's right. That's right. What a bat can't bite a fucking whale Goal post moving another land dwelling and yes, he would first have to infect the marine animal which would then have to say, I'm right. No you're not, you said emphatically. A bat can't give a whale rabies. Why not? Look it, it says right there. It says it right there. A bat giving a, for this to occur, another land dwelling animal would first have to infect the marine animal which would then have to successfully attack the whale

To give the whale rabies if I gave Titus rabies and he gave Kate rabies. I gave Kate rabies No, Titus did I would never give Kate rabies You'd be right You gave Titus You said a whale couldn't get right no no no if Titus if you gave Titus rabies and Titus gave Kate rabies Titus gave Kate rabies. We both did. No you gave Titus right? I'm the grandfather of her rabies So but you said you said you said a bat could be that as it may well Dad a whale cannot get rabies. I said a bat can't give a whale. That's not what you said

What you said? I want a back to you a class might have said something different, but this is where I've landed You can't land after yeah, I can a bat can't give a whale rabies. Why are y'all sitting? Should I be worried that she's trying to she has rabies? We should have a close animal friend contact on the shows who's like an animal expert. We do! These animals are too much on the run. Ollie? He's been a few times, yeah. He's all out of whales. But does he know whale?

Yeah, does he know whale? We need a more marine biologist. We need a herpetologist. We need a Steve Irwin type fella. Let's go sneak a bat into the Shedd Aquarium. What about Steve Irwin's son? Is he too famous now? He's an underwear model now.

I'm sorry? Going on Dancing with the Stars. It's like he's like a Robert. Robert? We the honor? He's an underwear model now. I'm sorry? Going on Dancing with the Stars. It's like, he's like a... Robert, Robert? We talked about this. I had to look away. Probably sometime in the last thousand episodes. No, Friday.

Why'd you have to look away? I see 17. It's weird, I was like rooting for him as a kid. I don't wanna see him in his underwear. He's the one he put in front of the Gator? Do you, yeah. Did we do this Friday? I don't know.

I wasn't here Friday, so. I wasn't here Friday either. I'm pretty sure we... Search Erwin in the database. It'll be yesterday. But did you make a leak? I'm pretty sure we did. You guys may have done this Friday?

Friday, I think we talked about Steve Irwin's son. No. Pretty specific. Half the show was out Friday. You can't hold that against us. But the fact that we're back on Steve Irwin's son is crazy. I'm surprised we don't talk about Steve Irwin's son more. Serendipity. What about Bindi? How's she doing? Bindi, Bindi son is crazy. I'm surprised we don't talk about Steve Irwin's son more. Serendipity.

What about Bindi? How's she doing? Bindi, Bindi, Bindi. I think Bindi's married. Did Irwin put his kid in front of the gator? Yeah. That's Michael Jackson with the balcony. That was blanket. Blanket.

Right? Yeah. There's a gator on the balcony? Tony Hawk got in trouble for skateboarding with his kid on the same board. Which, like, if there's anyone who's allowed to skateboard with the kid, Tony Hawk. Yeah, Steve Irwin, he did do that.

We're right now, I realize that we're basically one of those TikToks where they have something to distract you. Yes. Keep you watching. It helps. Like the bouncy ball. You might have to do this every day. Brandon, how old are you?

I am 46 years old. Older than Irwin ever will be. Fuck. Goddamn. I've been Erwin ever will be. Fuck. God damn. I've been that way for a while, right? 44. He was 44. I think so.

He was a good looking 44. So I haven't hit Erwin yet. Yeah, he's still got you. I'm surprised. And I know as kids, we haven't had anybody step into the void yet. As kids are carrying on his legacy, but nobody else saw the opening and says I'm gonna be

Over YouTube. Yeah, it's a tick-tock everglades kid. Yeah for I love him He doesn't have so much money from the tick-tock. I haven't watched him a long time But are the tick-tock and YouTube people teaching people stuff though, or they just like there's a stick my hand Yeah, this is throat America had that guy the turtle guy remember? I'm gonna stick my hand. Yeah, this is throat America had that guy the turtle guy remember Turtle man turtle man he might be in jail or something. Yeah, you think a tiger king No, no that we had we had like an American steve or oh, yeah the live Yeah, that's right Where is he now? Can I place? Do we do all this Friday, too? No no

I'm just I I got distracted beef is so good at golf and Tate is so bad. Oh, oh, he was born. Oh, and Tate is not even close. Why isn't he doing it? I don't know. Just fucking hit the pot. Hey, T. Why aren't you wearing a glove? Because I'm a big no glove guy. Yeah, me too. Do you need a glove on your other hand to ripples in the thing? They are for beef too, right?? Yeah they're in beef's path. They're not in your path. Five in a row for beef. Five in a row. Oh my god. Five in a row. We celebrate too early. I mean Jesus Christ Nate. He's not even close. He can't take the pressure. I mean, even when he misses, he's all over it.

Yeah. That went off, and that was so cocky. Your ball's going too slow. Oh, man. Tate, are you aiming? Are you trying? Are you just? Why are you? Why don are you just? Why you

Why'd you just wipe your hand? Hey, we're gonna put you on the thumbnail no matter what so just get it done with I know you Probably think you need to be here for Three hours you got this dude dude that was close you're getting there take you can't be disappointed with that oh my god he's all beef is nasty with it Hey, how do you? Well, he's only done it 1500 times. Oh my God. It's he's so bad.

He's so I think he's getting a bit flustered. Wipe your hands a little more. You might have. Oh, I mean, it wouldn't matter beef. Yeah, all for not. He's bad. How do you? It's so bad. They whispered.

Get back over there. Are you asking to switch shots? Yeah. I covered my mouth. How do you leave a 12 foot putt eight feet short? Man, he's bad. Well, this has to be one of his first time doing it. Right.

Yeah. Once he figures out the read, he'll be fine. What did you see when we last talked about our one? I see February. Am I wrong? I don't remember. I don't know. I'm just fucking lose. I don't remember. I don't think we did. I'm having a either. I'm just fucking losing it. I don't remember what we talked about yesterday. I don't think we did it on Friday. I'm having a no sleep week.

I saw that the River Monsters guy stopped doing the show just because he caught every River Monster and had no more left to catch. No way. Did he just catch them twice? Can't do that. Uh oh TJ. There's no way, right? Like every species?

Well, like there were actual monster like oversized Catfish or like you beat it that one with human teeth and would bite people's dicks off Maybe I am just a bad TV watcher, but every single time I would ever drop into River Monsters I'm like, oh, this is interesting. I've never seen that guy catch a fish. No, he go. I've seen him just go to commercial That's all I ever seen him do it's like suspense But he never catches a fish within the first 45 minutes, right? Oh, yeah It's really yeah, but catch catch me. I at least catch a practice fish or something It's like finding Bigfoot dude. I'm not gonna not really first episode. I'm gonna wait till the end. Yeah

Some people just don't get it. You're one of them. What was the treasure hunting show where they never got the treasure? Was an island It was like three seasons not not not even a doubloon are you trying to make us a treasure island no Table junk you yes There's a there's a show I I'm sorry treasure. There's a there's a show I Watch only in hotels But the guy who's got like an Indiana Jones type vibe Mario Lopez Josh something and he wears like a fucking fedora And he's got like a cross and I think he taunts treasures every time about that sound familiar now

Oh island yes Oh Island yes Boys they're at it again the short putt short putt oh Tate this would be embarrassing Tate Beef start warming up Tate's got this Got this again once is embarrassing missing it twice would be tragic. Yeah Oh my god, this is twice take off your l's got this. Look how still Ryan. I'm gonna say a hundred percent chance He hits it. That doesn't even look like two feet. Look how close it is. I'd put my life on him making this putt It's so short. Ryan's sitting there. Zen, good posture. There it is.

Alright, so now so Beef is gonna attempt to try to end this challenge And if he misses we're gonna spin the wheel and one of us gets to go putt the long putt to get a mulligan for Amazing I think I was getting a White House press press Turn alright spin the wheel One of us will putt for a mulligan And they're so close. Teach you gala B for missing that. Yeah. Yeah, I can't believe beef miss that tape. You gotta be fucking bullshit.

He made two shots. You don't want it to be me. You don't want anybody. I want it to be me. You definitely don't want to be anybody. You don't want to be any of us. You do not want it to be me. Oh, Danny. You definitely don't want to be Danny. Danny. Come on, Danny. Danny, throw it. Does Danny golf?

And you know what? TJ, take Danny off the wheel. We'll keep going so that everyone gets a chance. I don't think Danny does anything. No, he doesn't. No, Danny does nothing. He actually doesn't. I've never known him to do anything.

Like, what would you say Danny does? Why did he get a quok? He doesn't have hobbies. Oh, yeah. He scares people in the street. He's kind of a mystery. Is he a...what does he do? Recreationally. Like what would you say why did he he doesn't have hobbies? Oh, yeah He scares people in the street. He's kind of a mystery. Is he uh, what does he do recreation? He might be a figment of White Sox Dave's imagination White Sox Dave definitely created him somehow like a weird science situation. Yeah, come on Danny This is not gonna be even close to close, right?

It looks like a golf course statue. Why's he, why's he got his feet on the- His legs are complete. You can put it anywhere you want right here. Hey yo. Where you wanna put it? Come on now, Brandon. Where you wanna put it?

Put it with the putter face. Come on, Brandon. Just tell me where you wanna put it. Have you been using this one? Oh yeah, I'm sure the putter will change things yeah, and again. This is a mulligan to get beef another shot. Yeah Silence we were I'm sure that will help silence Oh God he hit too hard God Oh God he hit too hard God

It's good that you got that other putter almost hit the din and the glove a little den caddy right at the Nice shot did he yeah, he said sarcastically I Mean none of us are making that no not a chance Also, they'll be that just a big asterisk if they got it on a mulligan No, all right, oh, yes of oak island. Yeah, they never got any treasure. Well. I thought you were the one that's oh He's the one said the show okay? Mine's uh I was thinking of expeditionition Unknown, I think. Oh. Was a show.

I only watch it in hotels. Legina. Legina. Rick Legina. Rick Legina. Dick Legina. Dick Legina. Oh.

Oh, Marty Legina too, they're brothers. What's the curse part? Marty, the Legina. It's a 12th season. Yeah, I don't think they got shit. What is like treasure hunting? Like what are they looking for? The legion of the A fake Roman sword. Is these things that they found? Yeah, but it's quite, it's boring. Small piece of material. Where is the island? A metal hinge. A fragment of a bone.

The secret of Skinwalker Ranch. They got the garnet brooch. Thank God. Yeah. They just don't fly shit? They claim to ship rock breakfast. Twelve seasons, nothing. Unauthenticated.

What a brutal show. Every one of these listings has some sort of, 12 seasons, nothing. Unauthenticated. What a brutal show. Every one of these listings has some sort of unauthenticated, may, supposed, fake, believe. They got the small piece of book. That's very funny.

That may be a piece of book. Why'd they release the show? Well they got ring bolts. Those are legit. A fake weapon sword is very funny because it then makes you think that like someone a hundred years ago was just burying some fake Roman swords I'm like that's an awesome could have been like ten years ago could have been ten years ago a carve sounds similar to the surface Yeah, shows the hoax. Oh what so it's a hoax, and they still didn't get you where they were planting stuff Oh, he's probably yeah nothing can be real anymore. This is fucking first to sperm races now this They would you think they'd plant it. I did ruin it. I did ruin it. I think we're gonna get sperm race guy on tomorrow

Oh fuck yes talk to him Give it talk to You guys see Dana's move in Chicago. We announced that Huge yeah What's that what's that timeline I think after he gets married so sometime this summer he's oh hell Yeah, did you have a big say in convincing him? Oh, uh? Yeah, I mean I I gave him the recruiting pitch and he I think he always saw it Recruiting pitch and he I think he always saw it

Yeah, I've been talking to him about it for I don't know six months. I just think he's a really He Dana's so funny, and he's such a like Good luck. I love Yeah, it's always stupid shit going on right he's right It's a great review of the I think it was after the when he did an after dark with Tate Was when I really put the pedal to the metal Oh Oh What the hell? Uh When I really put the pedal to metal being like dude, this is you need to be here. Mm-hmm

Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be awesome having them in the mix Yeah, he's a great in the perfect big o2 for the city in general. I feel like he's gonna be a real good fit the mold yeah He's a perfect guy He's the perfect man. I'm yes. He is I'm excited. Just look at him. He's the perfect male When God made Dana they're like done. Yep, this is it When God made Dana, they're like done. Yep. This is it. This is what I've been telling you about. My job is complete.

He's going to score so many points on the Yak. Oh, yeah. We could just get him to do all kinds of things. He's going to tell us that story about his dad getting his hat stolen from the Yankees. That was fucking crazy. Such a big addition. I know. Yeah, he's going to be great. I need him home his buddy flip in

Yeah, just to get some shit off his chest You guys are laughing no fucked up it is fucked up in a bog And then you guys see Bosco the Facebook group I I submit that I read the Facebook group chat and this is my favorite version of Bosco. The Bosco who is both psychotic a little bit but kind of in on the joke. It felt like he was a little, his tone of the jokes were good. Except for when he told everyone in the neighborhood to take a shit on Carol's lawn. Didn't see that one. Wait, he'd said that he said most should take a shit on Carol. Most of the jokes had good tones to him. Yeah. Lock your cars. So so

so Bosco is in a private Facebook group with 4000 people. He was stunned that it got out. And apparently this is what I love. The Bosco will never change, he'll just find a different outlet. That's all that happened. Like he stopped being crazy here, and he's like, I'm gonna be crazy on my Facebook neighborhood group. And I guess there was a night where his car got rummaged through,

and he posted on the group being like, hey, make sure you lock your car. He said, lock your car, car glove compartment, toss bag, throw it on the floor, three houses Three houses down and Patricia said I still don't understand why people don't lock their cars Many went off. Okay. Let's save the Monday morning quarter I Agree, they're out every night and then Carol Carol from the top rope Hold on

With the 2020 hindsight with this kind of knowledge, I'm surprised you can't pick the lottery numbers for yesterday, of course. Take a look. Take a look. A look? Carol. Wait, you gotta keep them up, TJ,

cause what if they hit it? That will be a disaster. That would be funny. If Rico never worked for Barstool, this would be his main platform. Yeah. Yes. I've never had my car broken into before

because I'm smart enough to hit the lock button Don't need to be a brain surgeon figure that out That triggered Bosco because that's talking down to him those people do suck by the way. Oh, yes Can we just point that out just like they're right, but they also suck Bosco was just reminding people to like He got victim shamed immediately. Yeah, you must be so fun at part of parties did You as well you don't have to say well. Yeah Someone who gives out pencils Just going back to back just order chicken at Peter Lugar's to that there's nothing

New York and that's the meanest thing you can say Terrence. I've known you since you're a little kid. You don't even realize that Oh, no, oh, what great Tommy lives in NYC and doesn't lock their car Another Monday morning quarterback for the rafters Congrats on living a perfect life and never make a mistake Adam And then I guess recently back with the rafters Congrats on living a perfect life and never making a mistake Adam and then I guess recently there was oh yeah hey Carol since you know everything about after the fact was wondering if your all-encompassing wisdom works for being able to tell the future if so give us super effective results for this Saturday's Kentucky Derby. Okay now I need to just.

So wait that's another. And here it is this is hello neighbors please be responsible dog owner and pick up after your pet a homeowner should not have to clean up after your pet This is a different right thing and he just said if you're going to let your dog go do it on Carol's What oh and I guess he got blocked from it now oh These are all his actual neighbors yeah No. Oh, he's not in the group. And these are all his actual neighbors?

Yeah. So he conceivably sees these people. Every day. Every day. So wait, how did this surface? I don't know, actually. I mean, it's his government name. He's not even trying to hide it.

All I know is Jack McCarthy texted me saying that, maybe it was gas. It was probably usually gas. It was probably gas. Those are pretty exclusive, though. they don't just let anyone in there Yeah, his profile picture is like him in in Scottsdale on a on a meeting at the final four. Oh, yeah That's what oh, yeah Yeah, it's done. It's just peak could not be not more him. Yeah

Yeah, this is but this is healthy like instead of harassing like Khan's his wife or throwing shit at Big T He's like I'm just gonna take it out on Carol. Yeah, it's people that aren't connected to us. Right. So that's better. And he has it, but it does prove that he will never change. I'm not saying that. Are you?

Phone the finger in the ear. Has he said anything about this? Yeah, he went on unnamed, and first he was bothered, but then he was just like, yeah, I mean, I think he was mad that it got out, but it's also a group of four thousand people Yeah, you know. Oh, yeah, somebody would know yeah He was like how did this get out four thousand people? but very funny

Very very funny. They just piled on him. Yeah, they really kind of went after him That's how neighborhood watch groups are they do They pile on a bunch and like people will post the most innocuous thing and then drama underneath Just people just shitting on people for no reason. Yeah Heartwarming to him. His first one was legitimately. Hey Sure, you're locking your doors. I got I got got why don't you lock your doors idiot? Yes, you moron. That's too far Do you see that Delco lady that shit on the hood of the other? No, isn't this a Philly thing I guess told us this was something they do it's like the Philly hello Is shitting on people's car this lady like gets out there in a beef and she like gets out of her car

Walks to the front of the other car pulls down. She's wearing giant white Hanes I'm getting tagged in it constantly and she just blows ass on the front of the hood of this car, and it's Everywhere shocking and then she walks back to her car She's wearing Hanes look at the front of the car girls do oh wow that's it the panties Yeah, where's the sexy fucking panties? That's my kind of underwear Wow there's someone in the silver car at this point. Yeah, they're honking at her reverse Said you're on a lot of Facebook groups probably like 60

on a lot of Facebook groups? Probably like 60. That's so many. Yeah, across the whole country. What's the most? I would try to troll them for a blog series. OK. Yeah, they're really it. They're just the type of people who need drama and are bored.

What's your most out there topic that you're in a Facebook group of? Or is it all just neighborhoods? It's all neighborhoods. Damn. I'm an adult Harry Potter I'm in a couple of ones it's yeah yeah well they're pretty exclusive you had to pass a quiz and I've taken many yes yeah I cheated well you got to pass a quiz to get in the group that I was a Harry Potter fan yeah oh shit three questions like I've gotten booted from a few for not being active.

Yeah, you gotta be active. You can get booted for not being active in a Facebook group. Some of the mods are pretty strict. Like they check your posting history? They just make sure, they'll like tag you and just be like, you haven't been active in a while. That sounds miserable. And I like the posts, like like the post

if you don't wanna be removed. I'm in a sporco Facebook group. I had to anonymously if you don't want to be removed. I'm gonna sporkle Facebook group I had to anonymously Trash you guys a couple of weeks ago sure that makes sense I would Is there any update on sporkle con hope they're doing well. No. I hope they're doing terrible Fuck up. Hope they get bats. Oh We should release some bats a rabid whale

I hope they get bats. Oh, we should release some bats. Oh a rabid whale Just picked up a man Corey Rutledge did it I watched it up and he's the only person I've seen get it mark I close I got very close. Okay, cool I'll just give them credits. Yeah. All right Steven is not even close to close I was in a Taco Bell Facebook group once that they made you prove your your knowledge of Taco Bell to get into I love it was to get the beefy crunch. You know yourself now you had to it was a beefy crunch burrito group And you had to get the ingredients to the people let a guy come smell you Get a big whiff

Did you leave the group after the diet TJ? No, this was the beefy crunch burritoritos come back and forth on the limited time and many times So it's maybe a lost cause we should make a just a group Facebook and join join groups Make a guess. Yeah, this is awesome. I love it I'm in my I used to be in mom groups like mom support groups. It's like the nastiest most ruthless Group you could encounter Said no. thanks, it's a buzz kill. I do think Facebook is the most entertaining, because I'd rather watch two people I know fight

than two randoms on like Twitter. That's a good point. Well yeah, and like Twitter has a sense of sarcasm to it that like there's always someone fucking around. Yeah, it's always really personal. It has more anonymity too, which ruins it. There's a, TJ, I just sent you one. Ooh, I'm in a Wheeling, West Virginia real estate group,

and there's a one bedroom house for sale right now, and people are just asking, who the fuck's buying this? Yeah, pull that up. It's, people are really mad. It's like 136 grand for a shanty. It's so small Oh the yak has a Facebook. Yeah that one. Oh shit that's kind of a cool house It's yeah, it's tough. I was not a house at all. I want to see the list That seems expensive. That's somebody's back closet. And that's in like, that's on Baltimore Streetcar. Where's that?

Is that the island? The roof is caving in. Yeah it is. That's Snoopy's some Baltimore Street, Kyle? Where's that? Is that the island? It might be the I'm caving in Yeah, it is that Snoopy's house. I like that house you want to look. Let's see the amenities We gotta see the inside. Let's go play a roofball there. We should play. Oh my god a house just for roofball Smallest roofball game ever the furniture is nice Two shutters I like this house you like that house I kind of daydream sometimes about like you know if everything fell apart just living in like a one-bedroom house It'll be kind of cool. Just with a shitload of TVs. Just you know rec you still have a shitload of TVs Oh, yeah, oh yeah, everything fell apart. My life is in shambles

Not all too bad and my man cave yeah, what if we did? That's a cool house. It's not bad man. That's one of the worst houses on Zillow guys no That's one of the worst houses on the matter. I don't think there's a kitchen nah Why would it be that a dish is there is it a dish on the roof on a main request to tour? Virtual let's do it now. Takes five seconds. You guys just crawl Zillow every now and then, right?

Oh, yeah. Always. Constantly, way above my means. I'm a millionaire on Zillow. I just hear a random town, I immediately go there, Zillow. Every vacation I take, I look at houses, every single one. I was looking at Omaha last night, I'm never gonna buy a house. Even if I don't like where I'm at, if I go to vacation. I take a yeah every single one. I was looking at Omaha last night I'm never gonna even if I don't like where I'm at if I go to vacation a play

I don't like you just want to see it's curious from watching a show. I'll just solo that where the show takes Yeah, I'll zoom in on a random town on Google Earth, and then I'll go to the Zilla there I did it last night. Where's the it's in East Tennessee. It's a college of the south. What town is that? So Wani yep, and I was like houses in Sawani Wani It's a college of the south. What town is that? Suwannee? Yep, and I was looking at houses in Suwannee. Suwannee, Tennessee? Yeah. College of the South is down there. It's 70% female.

Founding member of the SEC? Whoa! Chicks? Chicks. Southern bells. I thought you were saying the phrase SEC. No. But yeah, I guess that's cool too. Why is 70% female? I don't know. I just said that. I've been looking up, like, that's cool too. Mm-hmm. Why is 70% female? I don't know just said that I've been looking up like splits of

Colleges to citadel is the most male 90% Ken state was 70% female really most female that's not an all-female school. It's a great question. Hmm The most probably like Bryn Mawr you're like that might be something that just flipped over There's one that I feel like if you're one of the first like an all-woman college that becomes co-ed if you're one of the first classes of Males to go through the ladies have to be giving you the side. I like we know why you're here Yeah, we know you know the ratios crazy. Oh, Grand Canyon.

Grand Canyon, wow. Damn. That's weird. They have a campus? Yeah, they do. They're kind of on the up and up because they've done it with basketball, which is smart. Like, that's how you get known as a college.

Get one of your sports teams to be good. And they have the big atmosphere. Yeah, they've gone to the tournament a few years. They just took TCU's logo. Yeah, right? Pretty much. Ohio State? Yeah.

What's Ohio State doing down there? Oh yeah, dude. Main campus. So many fucking chicks. So many chicks. That's so sick. I was like Danny's River Monster guy. He bought them all.

Finally had to graduate. Like Alexander the Great, man. Wept. You weren't poor. Danny's River Monster guy Like Alexander the great man you were no more worlds to conquer for me. I found all the biggest ones Fucked all the biggest chicks Ever remaining chick is smaller than me Oh, 69% women oh man an unreal student body of 80 an unreal fucking School used to be a women's college. Yeah, I definitely call you Texas woman's Wait, I don't know anything about this. We got to find a dude that goes there TJ hit LinkedIn is this the school mark that had a bad a men's basketball yeah oh yes that's right yeah doesn't mississippi have one too

oh that was university for women yeah this is Columbus I dated multiple women from there but they have guys they have a guys team and we just shame the fucking guys so does it say like women on their jersey so are they the lady men? it would say it was a university for women forever Then they just tried to be the w and so they just have w yeah, you know what that's for oh They have a wrestling together the woman's It's female oh

Oh the Badgers played him wait go back to it was the score that game Close a women's game 101 19 University of Wisconsin women's basketball is really bad 101 to 19 that's crazy My my friend from we gotta get our call in and cars cleaning up Wow you must have permanent dick prune That's crazy what a beast landed Clark legend, can I just say that it's not as Great as it sounds for a for a dude What I mean a lot a lot of the women there are also there

for the women. I didn't even think about that. That's so fucking hot. That's so hot. Oh my God. Way better. Holy shit. Oh my God.

Oh my God. You're scissoring in the quad. Wow. Oh hell yeah. Yeah, he's, I need, I need, we need to book him. My high school friend or my school friend that I knew since first grade is I think he's the Dean of that college now or at least he's way high up. They have a male Dean? Yeah I think so. I don't know if he's the Dean he's way high up. Way high up. At which one? The W. How high up? Mississippi

University very close. Can you call him? I don't have his number wait his name Actually don't know his name. I don't know his name. He doesn't even exist. He doesn't exist Yeah, I didn't know you're like I didn't have friends in high. I didn't have friends in school. I was a nerd I was I didn't have friends These guys suck in golf. You guys know Dean Potter? Dean Potter? Someone told me to check out Dean Potter.

That's Animal House, isn't it? Is that wrong? Sounds right. Oh, Dean Potter. What was that? What was Dean Animal House? Are those hands humongous? Is he using his mouth?

Oh, he had the record before Honnold broke it on the Capitan. Oh, that was a coincidence. His name was Dean. Yeah. Oh, wow. He might be the guy. The second best or just? I think he was the guy.

He was the guy. Yeah. Damn. So if you're the second best and the best dies. They're going to. Do you get excited? Are you like, fuck yeah I'm the best? No, because it's kind of your turn to die.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would be pumped. A wingson flight. Wingson, you don't ever wingson. I was right. Okay, all right.

Now. Dean Warmer. If you're the fourth best warmer warmer They both died gene warmer Dean warmer. Yeah warmer not warmer warmer warmer warmer You're getting warmer. No no they worm worm farm There's no in it. Why aren't these guys done yet? It's pissing me off. He's only wearing one glove a I'm going to pee. I've got to pee too, Nick. They're never going to get it.

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Do it. Oh. Oh. No. False alarm. Nope. False alarm. False alarm.

Attempt 1,902. Tate's not even trying. false alarm attempt 1902 Trying to just smash the ball for the best. He's not very frustrating There is beef beef is on it every single time beef all cold Take focus. I think this one to focus on this one. I'm trying to coach you. Make this one. I like it. Yeah, fucking focus, one time. Well, two times, he's gotta make a...

Oh, shit. All right. Get in your home, no, dude. Get in. Oh. Oh my God. And I'll go back to you oh That's close

That den caddy is getting fucking beat to shit What is it called? Is he referring to Ryan as Ryan the den caddy? I think it's a little bag They are also staring at our chat there, so I don't know if that's affecting. Oh, that's probably not helping them. Yeah, that's probably not helping them. Our chat probably didn't realize that, did they?

And now they do. Now they do. So now one can only imagine what might happen to our chat now that our chat knows that. It's probably really fucking them up, people dislike me. Just Danny L. what's going on? That's real alpha move by you boys yeah double p you guys ever like fuck something up accidentally and like really fucked something up I

Deleted Ohio State's website once. Something like that. Oh yeah, that would count. That's sad. Yeah, got yelled at for that. I got my car stuck in my friend's front yard and the friend's mom had one yard of the month for a couple of years running and she was aiming to win the next month

and I just, I got my car stuck in her front yard. That would count too. They had to bring a tractor and haul it out. Fucked up everything. Fucked her yard up forever. Have you fucked something up, Kyle? I'm trying to think, like, I've definitely spilled on other people's homes. Spilled?

Just spilled drink in there. Juice on the carpet. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Stained. I've stained people's places. I've broken frames pictures windows Broken window. What do you think was the most expensive spill you've ever had? Oh

So I was on this boat in the Gulf of Mexico and We started just leaking oil everywhere. That was probably it for me. You did that? Oh, that could really cause... You were in that. Oh, yeah.

That was my bet. Around 2010? Yeah, that was my bet. Expensive spills. Did I do that? Yeah. Shit! Oh!

What's...I don't... Your kids? Yeah. Yeah. Like spilling on a laptop or so I fucked up someone's Hummer once what what? Not a hummer drove it on a gravel road and a rock Shot up and then landed on the windshield and cracked the wind that's an accident though Hummers when Hummers were going

That might have been the peak of America. They're coming back are they yeah? I think they're the real I'm talking about the real Hummers where they were like uncomfortable to sit in. And we were so rich as a country that we're like, we're just going to make the vehicle that people use for war as our go to the grocery store. Everything was big. And we're going to get out there and pull it out.

I think that was the peak of America. I don't think we've. Everything was big. Clothes were baggy. Cars were huge. T clothes. They're electric blows were baggy cars were huge Yes, we're huge. Yeah, we're huge in house Every cribs episode was just like I look how fucking big my house is stove Yeah, now people have it was putting a shit wariams in the vans. I still I still think about shacks bed on cribs like yeah Think about Shaq's bed on cribs like yeah, what's a super massive?

Superb one things were just big that was it the Donovan McNabb cribs McNabb. That was my favorite He was showing off like a 14 inch TV Yeah, like a dance Like rewind it things didn't have to be nice if they were just big I just bet right that was nice right itself I hummer were fucking big yeah all this is you ever sit in a Hummer It was like it wasn't comfortable the first ones the first eight real Hummers Right I believe that sucked yeah, we're just like yeah, we're kind of bored. Let's just make war vehicles Yeah, did real Hummers have cup holders no, and it was like it was like 12 miles per gallon It was bad, but it's so bad that rocks you find the like H1

Yeah, the h1 They were such as they looked And now we're doing like the side the cyber trucks are not Hummers No, like that look at that thing People drive that in like suburban America. Yeah, there'll be like car. See What the fuck that's an improved rocks. We were the best That's from a Bond movie We I think we peaked

Actually the outdoors, please like no it was all in the city yeah Did hummers have their own magic jeeps a wave or the ducks I? Feel like they shot a gun out there with me. Yeah shot you Yeah, we gotta get back to big yeah, gotta get back to everything was big steroids guys everyone Yeah, we have steroids and we're big all the guys in college that I knew like a lot of them did movies were big Yeah, rockheimer I knew like a lot of them did movies were big. Yeah, rockheimer. Yeah, yeah Yeah, there's always a summer movie. That was so sick. Everything was big and aggro as well It was also aggro is like you watch you watch wrestling

Everybody was doing that yeah everybody That was like grace that yeah We were sucking dick make seven up yours We gotta get back to big the only big thing now is that woman that made the pad for big women It's a mega pad I Got it. It's on my algorithm. It's a fucking picnic blanket. What kind of pad? It's a mega pad. I Got it. It's on my algorithm. It's trying to sell Gotta get back to big mega pads our pads need to be smaller and our shit needs to be bigger Yeah, everybody needs to suck our baggy clothes are coming back. Yeah God and they're reusable she's wearing it like a life

She looks like she's off the Titanic that is way bigger than I And they're reusable. She's wearing it like a life vest. Oh, my god. Rhinoceros? That's a welcome hat. She looks like she just jumped off the Titanic. That is way bigger than I expected. That's literally the same size as the green they're putting on her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my god.

How is it that big? What's that going to go? Oh, my god. The brand is called Soft Talk. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Ew. TJ, go ahead and block all those followers. Oh, my god. Am I following it? oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So this isn't a super reusable pad. That's that's a thing with their big time. That's the whole their Huge they sell their gross man period underwear that you can just wear you don't you just period into them Oh, look at the fun design eight moderate why that work 10 inch size big cat. Give me a t-rex I'm a dinosaur, just coming up. Mississippi State. Oh, a blue one. Big blue pad. Let me just slide this over.

Come on! What pussy? The gusher? Gusher pad? There's no way. It's like her Gilbert Grape smile. She's like straining having to lift that straining having so pumped at how big this Might be the start of us coming back

Re stock they have to know what a warehouse dog blanket Oh, yeah. Yuck. Restock? Oh. What a warehouse. It's a dog blanket. Yeah. Like in a big dog, too. Yeah, they're selling dog. Look at that galaxy one. Oh!

Galaxy? Asymmetric. I have a question. How does it stay in your underwear without shifting? Why are you asking us? But can you pull up a regular size? That was like four pads and it looked like the Goblet of Fire It's oh god, so bad. I want we need one in here

Oh God, so I want so bad. I want we need one in here We should do yak mystery pads Let's do a collab Jumbo yak pad yak pad would rock oh 10x 10x yak Score scorpions on them God what if each of our faces gosh sure thing you put your foot on to size it when you're a kid. Yeah, the Brannock device I'm fascinated. Oh, there's a chart

Yeah, but that biggest one. I want these what is a 18p post can I see the description of the sizes? The shortest of our pads designed for very heavy flow, most popular overnight size. Oh, that's ultimate coverage, just a bit more length. Okay. 16p doesn't cut it. 16p doesn't cut it. Gotta get up to the 18p. Finally up to 18p.

That's a kite in your underwear. Yeah When she lifted that stack of tomes that was straight Moses straight from the mouth My wrestling Oh my god. A wrestling belt. It is. How much is the mega? 30? That's not bad. I mean, it's a lot of material. It's to stop when you're laying dead. It's to stop the back fall. If you need that to absorb your blood, you're dying. Okay, get the mega one and just come in here with it. Try to wear it. Try to wear it and not notice. The Navy SEALs use that as a tourniquet. It's to save lives.

You're going to be walking like you're riding a horse. That's a saddle. What are these things? What the hell is this? Skunks? Oh, is that the pad covering? These are pussy cartrieps. Wait, what is this?

It's a single wrapper select your print I'll have a full they are really doing. Oh, these are just prints that you can get on the pad everything sold out Because women love to pick a pattern. They don't care what it's on. They don't care where it goes Even they're making it 100% some like yeah, Lisa Frank is putting green. It's crazy Like the ribbing I guess that's what holds it onto your underwear. Come on. What are the reviews? This changed my life.

I was super depressed until I got these. Until I got this huge pussy pad. Until I got this giant pussy pad. TJ Snagg is amazing. It's my pussy perfect. Yeah, I'm gonna need these. Yeah, not a single bit of pussy is uncovered. I love that.

Oh, man. All right, well, big things are bad. Yeah, big things are bad. Was it a... In my Hummer and my giant pad. It supersized me the death of uh, oh It could have been the death of it. What year did that come out? Oh Yeah

Because we're talking about like a late 90s early 2000s. Yeah, that's when big was just big was so in man. So in 2004 yeah, you're right. Yeah, I think that came out. He fucked us us What did box should we make things a little smaller? What did text start getting small? Yeah, I The iPod was came out a little bigger and they started shrinking it And then it got bigger cuz we could get porn on it right. It's yeah, or yeah second You could get I remember the SNL skid a will ferrell. Yeah had like the tiny phone Yeah, I would like go like. Zoolander had it too. Yeah.

And that was. That's right. Yeah, you're right. Having the tiny phone was like the coolest thing ever. That was the raging phones. I was like, can you imagine a phone that small? And then we could start seeing titties on our phones and we're like, gotta be bigger.

Gotta be bigger. I don't wanna splint. I don't want the screens back in there. Gotta be bigger. Yeah. They haven't made a single shot in in there. Gotta be bigger. They haven't made a single shot in a while. No. No.

Beef keeps making them routinely. Is there a chance they just go till after dark? Forever. Yeah. I want to start keeping track of Tate's. Misses? That. His shot chart is not good. All right, we'll start right now. Yeah. I want to start keeping track of Tate's stats. His shot chart is not good.

All right, we'll start right now. He's 0 for 1. Such a pleasing sound. He's 0 for 2. Beef touches the hole every single time. Yeah. Yeah, it does. He's 0 for 3.

That's not going to over three Is it gonna hurt If you guys bled out your dicks every month would you not get You guys don't bleed out every month Yeah, I would get a reusable dick sock probably yeah, but we'd be stopped that I would Funny then I think it would be hilarious Stop that would be so funny then I think it would be hilarious Well you got your dick blood on me that would be funny and not gross I Would just probably feel a bit shame another one

Wait alright, so tates at 0 for 6 or 7 0 for 6 or 7 It's 7 7 this will be 0 for 6 or 7? 0 for 7. Is that 6 or 7? It's 7. 7. This will be 0 for 8. This will be for 8. Good line. Go, go, go! No, too short. For 8.

Oh my god. Can't leave these short, Tate. Can't just beef? I'll take advice if anyone has. Yeah, have beef hit every shot. You definitely can't leave them short. I'll tell you that. Yeah, have beef hit every shot. You definitely can't leave him short. I'll tell you that. That's what I said. Can't leave him short.

Don't hit it so hard, Tate. How are you so inconsistent? Another one for beef. Beef. Beef is so good. That's good. Fuck. What, was he eating?

Yeah, he's eating. Okay. Boys. Boys what? Boys. Yes, Tate? Yeah, he's eating. Okay. Boys. Boys, boys, boys. Yes, Tate? Yeah, oh for 10. You rang? Hell yeah, Beef, you're the man.

Beef, you fucking rock, dude. You know what else is big, then? Like, extreme sports had the. Oh, yeah. X Games. X Games was the biggest. Half pipes. They would do Mega Ramp. Yeah. Danny Wade's like, I'm gonna jump the biggest half pipe they would do mega ramp

Yeah, Danny ways like I'm gonna jump the Great Wall of China. Yeah, that was sick. Yeah Yeah, what happened that everything was big and fucking aggro and extreme explosions. It was huge Oh my god when he blows up the ship at spring MTV spring break. That was sick Nick don't people talk about that a lot with how logos have evolved over the years everything there was a little period of maximalism Yeah, now it's kind of come back where all the logos are being like oh, that's like yeah like the 90s logos Teams were awesome, and but they got shit on Everybody likes the old logos more yeah things were more colorful Vancouver Grizzlies Raptors old logo

Big Tuscan kitchen real gaudy Do you guys like that gal that does the logo redesigns yes Like that I like that gal I like that gal she's good at it. I guess I'm not that familiar with that gal Oh, oh Brandon you would she like this re does teams logos and makes them really cool Really cool, Brandon. I know they're talking about for sure. It's this gal She does like a hand swipe thing. Yeah, you really don't know Brandon. Come on. I've probably seen her I was just one of those look at her. There's a hand I always turn it off then I just

Played in St. Oh, this is all an arch. Yeah Look at that although and it's horns horns are now what yep smart. I'm cool pretty good As a nod to the city we left behind shark Yep, right Rams don't have this many horns though. That's two. Yeah, that's two horns, dude. That's the curl of it. Yeah It's that's pretty damn cool. Yeah, see that's better. Yeah, but like all these modern look okay. I like she's not done though That's cool. It's like a that is cool That's cool. It's like a... That is cool.

FCS school. Yeah, it looks like the default logos you can choose when you make a franchise in Madden. It's a high compliment. Yeah. Yeah, she's good. Let me see Texas. She kinda did alright.

There's a horn. I'm gonna get her to design a Mega Pad logo just for me. Oh, nice. No matter how much it costs. How are you going to word that? Look at that, Brandon. Look at that. Brainer watch.

See what she did? Brandon, have you seen this? This is pretty cool. Bang. This is the one I really liked. This is awesome. Did you see that, Brandon? Austin.

Bang. Wow. Wow. Pretty good. Oh. That is better. That looks nice. That is better nice you think it's better than the letter they have an elite logo anyway but I should know today that that that is good it's great Texas doesn't need new logos should work for somebody has to I'm guessing she gets work from doing this I don't know the leprechaun rocks Yeah, I think this is all these go viral at least for a little bit. Yeah, you think she could do a yak one Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah

That's cool, it's a hidden end in there Look at that Indiana's socks. Mm-hmm. Never been done before. No, no no Indiana socks. I tried to do it in high school once Marshmallows bang do it bang You didn't see the marshmallows coming. I'm not sure we needed the marshmallows in the logo What are you saying Tate what'd you say oh You made one. Oh What's Ryan doing with the den caddy?

So, Beast gotta make one? Uh yeah, he will. Come on, Beef. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. The short oh my god. Oh, beef! God! The short, the short. The short. Get it there, Tate. I'd put the club through Tate's skull if I were beef.

This would be awesome if they were here for like 24 hours. Oh! Heart beef. Tate's getting hot. Get hot, Tate. He found his spot. Oh hey, hey, hey! Oh!

Tate said that he's good. Yeah, we're good, because Tate's dialed in. He can just consistently... Oh, Tate just made three in a row. No, I made... Oh. Never mind. Oh, thatate just made three in a row. No, I made it. Oh. Never mind.

Did you hit that first? Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. All right, I mean, what? It's cool, Brandon. Do we need to get glasses in the bear's one? Not everything has to have a meaning. Right.

Everything does have to be in. Whoa. Everything doesn't have to be something. Whoa. That just looks like it has a sweater on it. That looks like a dog. That looks like a dog. Right. Oh, everything all do not everything doesn't have to be something Whoa? That just looks like it has looks like a dog that looks like a dog right now That looks like a not sure we need to change out. I agree that looks like a dog the ears need to change immediately beef. Oh Looks like a dog looks like a browns look for Those calories I mean I like I like her in I like I like her doing it

Yes, she needs to just focus on the shitty logos. How does she make the thunder taking like iconic because the thunder so goes Yeah, this is a good one Yeah, nobody likes the thunder visualize thunder for me. Oh Oh, I can hear it. I see that Is she gonna go lightning that's not that ain't under that's the opposite Is she gonna go lightning that's not that ain't under that's the opposite That's good though like that I do very good It's on a cloud I like

Oh, I used to work for a baseball team called the Thunder and they Rebranded at one time with the Trenton Thunder. Yeah from the thunder as in the thunder birds to the thunder as in the weather introduced like a cloud mascot that is better that's way better it's great yeah she's got to stick to those shitty franchises don't do Notre Dame and Texas I mean her Texas was good but Texas doesn't need yeah but how ambitious kudos to that Texas has an iconic logo though do. Do the... Ooh, I like pistons there. But the pistons new logo has nothing to do with pistons.

Like the Celtics redesign will probably nicks me off in an engine. The nicks don't need it. Red Wings has a great logo. Red Wings will piss me off no matter what she comes up with. Yeah, you can't touch those. Should you do a white sax one?

They could use it. She's just white sax. I'm gonna spend the rest of the afternoon looking at her stuff. Yeah, I didn't know you didn't know that gal I don't know that gal My tick-tock gets weird. I I I I see stuff titties No, I but I have a hunting group in South Mississippi that I watch daily I watch these weird dudes that do weird shit. Yeah, I don't I don't see I don't see a lot of titties on TikTok How's tractor kid doing? I don't know. I haven't really been on tractor kid lately Wow Ever since you met him you see the Rizzo met Julia Louise Dreyfus. Okay now he's five steps away from Mao Mao's at all Five degrees of separation from you don't care that he met you

I don't care anything about the Rizzo and I think it's weird that y'all bring him Up I think he's a little boy having a blast your place a little boy being exploited You don't think he wants to be doing this your I don't think he knows what he's doing I want a lot of time as a little boy. I would have loved to meet Julia We drive he doesn't know who Julie the Louis Dreyfus is yeah But you got to go to a Marvel movie and meet all the cats poor kid that part is cool Wait we were talking about Cribs earlier. Did you see Rizzer's bedroom tour? No, that's fine. That's that's three I don't know what short putt Oh short putt

So you're you're at 50% on short putts Ryan's posture is so good. Oh, don't miss it Tate You want us to soul clap Ryan meditating? Okay. Yeah. Let's look slow clap. Oh, okay. All right. Beef. That was very cocky. The whole you can't be doing the LeBron. Come on. Be a two foot putt. Oh, back up back back. All right.

Mulligan. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the Mulligan. We're not going to hit this. Might have to make the Mulligan. I know if you change the rules, they'll kill us. But you made the rules. Oh, I'm sorry. In advance, they'll kill us.

Might as well use the glove. Show her the spot. They're not going to kill us. They're going to kill them. I actually didn't make this rule. Tate made this rule. They will kill. Might as well. Use the glove. Show her the spot. They're not going to kill us. They're going to kill them. I actually didn't make this rule. Tate made this rule. They will kill.

They will kill. Don't look at the screen, Kate. You cannot change rules. If Kate makes this. If Kate makes this, then Beef makes it. It will be an all-time moment. Where do we think? Do you think she'll come back here?

Don't listen to Tate. She's going to go too long. What the fuck is this? No, Tate is on fire right now. I think she'll like whack Ryan in the face, knowing Kate. Ryan is nervous. From over here you said? Oh my God.

Kate's buff. Where do we think this is going boys? We're gonna hear a fuck. In the cup. It's very long to the right. In the cup. It's banging off the back. Ryan's shoulder.

Breaks his nose. Oh my God, this is stressful. I feel bad for you guys. Very Kate. It's banging off the back. Ryan's shoulder. Breaks his nose. This is stressful. I feel bad for you guys. Very Kate. Oh Kate. No. That's not a terrible pace. Pretty good pace. Not bad. Good shot. Tate, can I just say if she had been lined up straight.

If she had been lined up straight that was going in. There's a hill in the middle. She hit it straight. Shut up, Spidey. Okay. was going in. There's a hill in the middle. She hit it straight. You can't change the rules. Oh, but what if you just did? Brandon, I don't think you understand. This is bar cell after dark. You don't change the rules. This is why we're here. We're doing it at one o'clock and then we've changed the very nature of the show. No, they had to do they had to get back on

here because they didn't we're here because they changed the role why'd you do that beef what there it is tape the league and we're goods that are never good we're goods. That are never good. We're good. We're in a good spot. Davis hit the same spot three times in a row. Tastes just... we're good. We're doing a good job. We're on hour eight. Him and Dana like 30 minutes in, we're just chest bumping. We're like, oh, they're fucking easy. This is so fucking easy. Sticking it it to everybody all those challenges have that exact moment where it's just like early on It seems easier. You're like this is gonna be so easy like oh, it's gonna be bad. We're gonna finish too quick and

Then reality sets they need it soon or the mental fatigue will set in yeah I think if they if they lose us sitting here Then they're gonna be like and it's like three four o'clock. It's gonna start What's been Tate's longest stream so far the one with Dana Yeah, I bet is one of the worst things in golf getting a hole in one? No, you're by yourself. Oh, oh, oh That would suck. It would suck. No wouldn't stuff into the yeah would no he did on the Simulator doesn't video but I'm telling like you're out hard course It wouldn't suck but it would be like disappointed like damn it wasn't this Jake Marsh's was he alone or he just know someone with

Him I thought it wasn't on it wasn't filmed. know what's wrong with their golfer that got attacked by like 20 hornets recently and recently yeah he's still birdie the hole oh good for him when did he get attacked by the hornet you see I'm like waving his coat around Adam so Bryson had a fit yesterday he had a fit or like an out he's starting to crack yeah he's got a he's got a I feel like he he might have gotten rid of his PR team being like I got this from here Yeah, I heard a PR team to pay millions. They were just like stop wearing that hat Thunder he was attacked. Oh my god hole high I saw something the other day

Run! Do you know in... It was actually very nasty for Pablo. He was stung around. Oh my God. Oh my God. That was funny. To leap into the lake. That would suck worse than getting a hole in one

and nobody seeing it. Little play. He wanted to play on, went out, and played this shot immediately after being stung 20 times. I saw him 20 times? 20 times. Christ. On Twitter there was, I guess like in,

like 100 years ago in Kenya and Africa, maybe even in places in England, they had these things called the Jam Boys. Oh yeah. Yeah. They were Indian boys. Just covering them with jam so all the flies and all the bugs would go at them, not the golfers. That's right.

Oh no. Yeah, horrific. Who showed you had that and it went viral? Maresh talked about it on Drop Up In. That's horrific. Horrific. Oh, yeah, you had that no it viral Did you drop a pin that's horrific horrific? Covered boys in jam to get stung just to distract. Oh, yeah the bugs from them It would attract the mosquitoes, but like that's crazy jam boy. That was sounds awesome Yeah, the cool name for like a superhero. I have a question. What did he? Yeah, the cool name for like a superhero. I have a question. What is he?

Apply the jam all over his skin or did he put a layer of protection over himself then put the jam on top of that I think they just jammed the boy. I think they jammed the boy Okay afternoon on a colonial era golf course in India the British officers dressed immaculately in their starched whites are ready for a round of golf, a pastime imported from their homeland and symbolizing their refined status. As they step onto the lush green fairways... Are they paid in the jam? Like you get to take that jam home? That last thing said the guy got to keep the rest of the jam. You have to lick yourself after?

Yeah. Worth it. The Jam Boy. Unlike the caddy the Jam boy wasn't there to assist with the sport his role was far more peculiar and in many ways demeaning yeah yeah boy barely a teenager would be smeared in sticky sweet jam from head to toe his sole purpose to attract the relentless swarm of mosquitoes that plague the tropical bear. What? Not a great job. This is depressing me.

But we wouldn't be on three. Who hit it first? Okay, we'll just, we gotta figure out the order of what you hit it? Operations. I made it and he made it. But we don't know if there was a miss in between. Okay, alright. Sounds like if you're asking there was a miss.

We're gonna figure this out. I'm gonna guess there was a miss. I bet there was. I don't think there was. Well, if're going to sounds like if you're asking there was a miss we're going to figure this out I'm gonna guess there was a bet there was Well, there wasn't It's basically there was a miss we're wondering if you guys would allow right yeah, I'm sure he's working on it He's pulling it up There might be some Jam Boy narration going on yeah You are interrupting Jam Boy narration going on. Yeah, you are in a reference Jam Boy talk Yep, here it is

No, it's the top the jam wait wait. Oh no. No, that's the cat. Hold on. Hold on. This is crazy I so my god wait go back a little go back. This is great Last thing said the guy got to keep the rest of it. All right. All right. So should start in here. Jam boys might have been slaves. Ah, probably. I think you're second. Yeah, Beef was first. I think you're good there. Play it again. Play it again.

The Jam Boy. The Jam Boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think Beef goes first. Yeah. So that's that's so you're two. So I assume beef made his next one right here. So that's one two. Yep You're good. Yeah, you're good Tate just hit this two-foot putt and you get to go home bud You got it Tate Come on T. It's just a two-foot you want the slow clap again. We get the slow clap again. Wipe your hands. Make sure they're, yeah.

Oh, he's funny. All right. Come on, beef. Oh. It's funny that they almost got themselves in the same predicament. Yeah. You think they would plan that Oh Bounce mulligan

Not a ton of bounce off the back no, there should be But I can't if it goes off the back, right? Yeah, I just never will it feel it just feels like it TJ Alright, Hitch. I have a good feeling about this. I don't. I think this is it. Not saying that to Jinxit. Because even if TJ makes it...

He still has to hit it. Beef still has to hit it. And then if Beef misses, TJ hits, Beef misses. Is it then another mulligan? No resets the whole thing resets the whole thing Come on TJ Line it up great pants on TJ today. Do what you do. Yeah Yeah, yeah in point you standing on the green or you guys standing off you know those two guys who haven't been able to do this have a lot of advice certainly yeah I probably made it if I had stayed on the green like yeah you hit a dead straight Kate oh no it's a good effort

it's tough bring it back at it boys yeah you're gonna man teak today yeah if I got time I'm gonna go I'm gonna go man take it a couple of ways you holding anything for you I got some I got a Hank Aaron card and a Willie Mays car waiting on me. Oh hell Yes, yeah, I need to get some more big big ticket items though I haven't bought a big ticket item in a couple of weeks. That's Would you like something that's one of one? Yeah, I would love it You got something now. I think that's what I would go for. Yeah Yeah

Yeah, get something one of one it's gonna be tough they're not not a whole lot of them out there it's only usually one if you're going old cards you're going graded or raw no I like I'm raw I don't I'm not gonna spend ten grand what was his voice there yeah yeah they did it again sorry not to. Oh, sorry not to get to oh yeah, they both did all right We're getting close here. Yeah Big cat your card goes for a decent amount because they're all pretty unique you sign them all differently mm-hmm Okay, all right differently there. We go beefy. Yeah, when your actual signature you like write a message

Oh, right message messages and shit Messages and shit If no you fucking at what point does tate turn on beef if you put that chip soon Six inches from the hole you fucking Come on. It's another mulligan time. You gotta make it be That's such an impossible shot. Yeah the half-c chip. Clicky. Come on Nicky. This is where it ends. If he putts as good as he alludes to me being a whore, this is in. That is his best skill.

He's good at that. He's good at that. Oh! Oh! Oh! Nikki! Oh! Damn!

Oh no! A beautiful putt. Oh man! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Damn! Beautiful putt. Oh, man! Oh! Oh! Oh, man! Damn! Fuck! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Man! Oh, my shit! Oh, my shit! Fuck! Oh! You guys will have to keep going.

Oh, man! You'll have to keep going. Oh, man. You'll have to keep going. Oh, I thought they did it again. Is there any benefit for Beef to just take the long one a ton of times? That would probably make sense. They're wasting their time unless he... Yeah, can he do that? That would probably be the way to go. Yeah, you don't want Tate to get out of rhythm.

I guess a more dramatic ending. Beef, you guys tried that at all where beef just takes the long one? Yeah, Chad would have killed us. Oh no what? Cause we want to end on the hardest one. But ending on the two footers is kind of electric too. Yeah. We're good. We are good. We're good What about ending on just one of those ones bang She's a regular hole Yeah, we don't have a putt would be yes a long putt what if he misses I

Say do this to the law second or third yeah long chip short putt Chip long, but I think they found out like the streamline for like not having to walk. There's one getting out of the way I guess Oh They did tell me when I went to the bathroom. He's got it dialed in said 30 minutes max. Oh Which that was 10 minutes ago mm-hmm so Another 20 minutes keep saying we're fine fine should be out of here. Oh Yeah, they're gonna wrap this up like very shortly Steven what do you got on the prep

sheet today should we show that you ever drink water from a glacier yes oh it's actually not good for you right parasites I feel like ancient unlocked parasites yeah Steven you said what is the best thing about the month of May and you put Mother's Day on there I just put things things that were in May.

Cinco de Mayo Memorial Day, weather, NBA NHL playoffs, Mother's Day, other. Indy 500. I think it's just the weather turning. It's the weather. Yeah. You finally made it through. NBA NHL playoffs, pretty sick. Although I guess most places the weather's already turned.

Yeah. Somebody DMing us. Ice weather is turned. Yeah, somebody do you whether is turn? I got a DM saying that not very supportive DMS at all about the private jet But one person was like I work across the street from the Scottsdale Airport. There were two private jet accidents this month There's not gonna be three to define acts. What's a new month? Yes new month things come in threes Oh, and why would someone send that and to find accident flat tire people are mean I got so many people that are just like you're fucked rest in peace. There was two what is death coming? Famous deaths this would be like a blip this whole plane though would be like two famous deaths, right?

So I watched The rehearsals first episode. The new season? Yeah, it's incredible, but... Tate is dialed. So good. Orange juice, no pulp, please. Or is it for the girl?

Oh, that's funny when we do inside jokes. Well, I think it was the title. There's a lot of inside jokes we can make, but it is raising awareness to a real problem of pilots don't have any relationship with their co-pilots because they have a new one every time and lie and these PJ they do have relationships Nick they're boy listening their buddies these guys have relationships yeah but I kind of regret I kind of regret agreeing Well, that's fucked up that people sent you those messages A lot

Not a lot but about nine That's a lot. Yeah, it's a decent amount So on one to ten how scared are you of a commercial flight versus how scared are you now versus of a PJ? When I first got started here about 11 months ago, I was an 11. Okay. I was horrified of planes. I would take a 13-hour train back to Pittsburgh to take a bus an hour and a half back to Wheeling instead of flying.

Oh, they're in it. Nice. 30 minutes. Now I'm about a four. Oh, wow. That's really good. Thank you, everybody. Yeah, I mean, the first time I took a flight with Nick He showed me the receipt he it was a 2 2 p.m. Flight, and he had been at the airport since 6 30 in the morning

He had breakfast and lunch. I've done three meals before Alaska I Was that a separate fear the fear of missing going that's that's a part of the anxiety I have to get there still pretty early about the work Mulligan I didn't really sleep last night Kind of out of it cuz I'm very you know what you need to do is you need to Screenshot those DMS and send them to someone in case we do die so we can shame those people you're right Yeah, well you won't be around the same. Yeah, well I might survive. I'll haunt them that if you survive that be bullshit That would be the only one I was the only being the only death on a plane crash

I'd be so fucking mad died out of fright you have Guess he was right. What's the turbulence like that cuz everyone's not if you feel every Turbulence no no big-ass planes. You don't feel anything. It's the same You feel every time turbulence. Oh, no, they guys planes. You don't feel anything. It's the same The smaller the plane the more you feel okay. Thank you. Zah I've been in some nasty turbulence on this plane on these planes before sucks, but It's it was it was like historically bad turpents or tights got this but did you watch the jello video? Yeah, watch that makes me feel bad. That made've read cockpit conflict Oh turn he left it short chair you like shitting your brains out yet no

so I actually am NOT supposed to take the stuff till 6 p.m. tonight and we're streaming so oh it's gonna be an adventure yeah Pat Bev's coming he wanted to stream NBA playoffs so we're gonna be streaming on the Pat Bev YouTube did y'all get Bletman's permission? I mean there's four huge hockey games tonight. He's gonna watch from home Okay, yeah, cuz he wanted to make sure he could really zone in on the Nights, I stayed here till 830 last night on Blutman's ball watching stream. Why?

Because it was mesmerizing. Just sitting with Blutman watching balls, just me and him. I felt like I was- You don't stay when we do real streams that are sponsored. Yeah. That's not true at all. That's not true. Sometimes.

I was here. I was here doing the Mexican Star Wars that we recorded. Then I had an essay reference, and he was doing his stream. So I just stayed with him till 8.30. That makes sense sense. Sorry for you want to stay with Pat beth tonight. No, oh hmm Why you don't like what is Blutman happy that he doesn't it? What's the difference between Blutman and Pat beth? The rest of you guys will be there the Specialness if it's just me and Pat Bev, I would. But if we could make that, I'll absolutely sit out.

I don't think Pat Bev would say that, would agree to that. Why? All I'm trying to say is I liked sitting with Blutman watching ball. Did you talk on Mostly Sports at all today about your goat being washed? He's 40 years old and I did say,

I did say, you know, the L Lakers LeBron to me is the second-greatest player of all time there's an argument for him to be the best player of all time but the Lakers would probably be wise to go ahead and in their LeBron relationship and move on with Luca agreed do they keep Ronnie no no and how soon after LeBron I'd be funny That would be funny if Luca mentored Bronte and he became an awesome player. That'd be cool. Statistically, who's the greatest 40-plus-year-old

pro athlete in America? Tom Brady and then LeBron James is good, but Tom Brady. It's probably a dark player. Nolan Ryan's way up there. LeBron had a good year, didn't he? LeBron's still the top 15. He's good. He's the 20th player in the league,

but he runs out of gas in his playoff games. Yeah. He was getting bullied by Rudy Gobert last time. Yeah, he just run. He just, and JJ Reddick hasn't really monitored his playing time very well. And JJ Reddick had a little bit of a due to do with the media. Yeah.

Pregame. Stormed out. What pissed him off? They asked if he would talk with his assistant coaches. And he's like, is that the implication that I don't? And then he stormed out. Love that. Is this like the final game tonight?

Yeah, the final game. No. I'm getting the season's never ending. No. We're still in the first round. We've got probably 50 more days of NBA play. At least six weeks left It seems like a bit. Oh, it goes long Long time and every game is uh, it swings everything you thought, you know, yeah about the team. Yeah, you react every thought

What was going on with the Warriors? They just quit last night. Yeah, they just stepped in play I mean, they're just an older team and they got down by 20 points. They're like, okay, we'll see you next game. Yeah. They, yeah, they raised the white flag like early in the second half. Yeah.

Does it seem like there's any team that like really does care or they're all pretty much like, meh? I think they all care. They all care. A lot. Okay. I don't follow sports as much as yeah, I think they're all trying to win it Trying to win the whole thing seems like it's been going heat were the heat gave the heat were not so he did not care They knew they weren't gonna win it was like 42 to 19 at one point It was the largest double up for a home playoff team ever

It was the largest double up for a home playoff team ever It was 96 to 48 at one. Well, they made history the entire series was the biggest ass-whipping ever. Yeah was biggest ass-whipping Yeah, they slow I think the boys have slowed down out there. Yeah, Tate has lost whatever magic you had What'd you think about Steve Kerr pulling all those guys five and a half minutes left on the third? What? Yeah, we should talk about that. Yeah, do you?

What do you guys think about that? Sorry, I was cutting something. I was appalled. What, were you cutting the cheese? Stinky? Oh. Oh. Jay, we did.

Farty ass. We did. We literally just said that. It's still fresh on the tongue. Do you not wear headphones, Jay? I don't. He's not a fan of the show. Or Stefanin. So how do you hear us throughout this whole show? Yeah, you uh you a Dylan Brooks guy in general Nops, he bother you does he do you think it's funny do you think?

Are you a fan looks like he's not laughing not what are the ways Are you a fan? It looks like he's not laughing. What are other ways? What are other ways? Not a fan of him. I think he gets shits on more than he deserves But he's not as bad as a player as his reputation would indicate Hey, is that a globe? An earthen globe? TJ what did you just send me? You weren't here on earth then. Yeah I sent it to Mark as well I don't know if you have any connection to Somebody somebody sent me a Facebook Marketplace listing we can buy the scoreboard

Remarkably cheap if I may say 65 hundred you could buy or fifty five fifty five hundred dollars Ebron Munster monster monster, Indiana Would it is trying to get into the face that's close That's is it how what are the size? Oh? We have yeah, we have a Pepsi sponsorship mine. What do you have to get first amount do bank on our side? What is the what are the sizes? That's a high school gym really big? That's a cool gym Wow God. What state is this? Nick Nick Nick

Ain't no way that's high school high school Jim it comes down to like a foot above the ground you have to play around it Where would people care about high school basketball? Boards wrestling and basketball What's what's on a wrestling scoreboard Kyle? Something else to distract you family guy The chive channel yes chive TV How hard is it to be a ref and wrestling It's so hard. You do it if you had. If you had to tomorrow do the heavyweight national championship No

Would you be like There's too many like subjective calls the rules are ever changing like stalling is a nightmare They don't ever look stressed except the one guy in the youth. They hold it together the youth video We saw like the the dad beat the shit out of him that guy was probably stressed But that guy held it together pretty good He did hello. Yeah, but the rest of them look Look pretty casual about it. Just it's a bit I had to do it once for youth and that was the worst time ever I never want to ref

Did you ever ref basketball youth youth basketball? I did know I've done I Owned pirate baseball youth baseball. I've done like camps. Yeah, you know, but that's not really The same but I mean the pair, you know youth baseball eight to twelve year old the parents are just the kids are fine Yeah, it's just fucking asshole. I've never had to do with parents Yeah, so I've done like can't you drop your kid off, and then I'm like the adult that yeah, there's ref in the camp game There's no parents there and I'm 17 years old, had to throw a 35 year old man out of a game. That's pretty funny.

What did ref Rob say, whack him? Whack him. I'm gonna whack you for that. I love that guy. There should be like a penalty box. For parents? For parents. There are some, I think Jupiter, Florida did it where parents can only sit behind the

outfield fence fence they can't sit they can't sit where the kids can hear them they can only sit behind and this was 20 years ago but they they can't go past the foul polls or something like that I like the idea of a box of shame. Yeah, it's amongst the others but they can't leave it. Yeah, and you can all see who's in the box in the box of there's a little description. But those parents don't feel shame. They don't feel shame and all the other parents know that parent already and they know, true, and they elbowed this motherfucker over. Yeah I feel like

parents were getting better but now with NIL they have to be getting worse right? I mean Travel Ball has made them worse. It is extremely lucrative for your kid to be right okay to be pretty good at sports sports my 12 year old can change my life It used to be like you have to be elite to really make that much of a difference And now it's like if you're just like pretty good you can you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars Plane that's it has to affect parent. Yeah, I never thought about that the threshold to make a fuck ton of money has been lowered I'd go Rizzo route. Yeah fatten up your kid. Yeah You saw Rizler's bedroom. Yeah, that's a little too far. No. No, it was cool. Did you give a tour? Yeah

Show it let's judge it sick a nine-year-old much better than the other nine-year-old bedrooms. I've seen okay Oh Display oh, I love when he gets sassy with his dad Fingerprint on. Okay. But this is not a picture, it's actually a secret room. What? What is it? It's a bathroom. It's a bathroom. I'll get that. Yo, Jarvis.

It's the Rizler. Jarvis? He has Jarvis? There's a YouTuber that does like crazy room redesigns, and I think that this is... Who did, who's Jarvis? From Iron Man. From Iron Man.

Oh, from Iron Man. Watch a movie, man. Yeah iron man? Oh my man watch a movie man What okay he buried the lead that's cool Brandon you're jealous you and the Rizzo have the same hobby That's why you don't like the Rizzo Touch that football. You can go to the hotel with this slide. I never thought what would happen to a sphere boy at the end of a slide. It just goes.

Remember that shit? Was it the cop in Boston? Yeah, right. The blue slide. Yeah, Brandon, he probably hates this shit. Yeah, no, he's doing okay. He has every kid his age's dream bedroom. That looks like your basement. Look cool.

Look fun. Bunk bed just top bunk is awesome. Yeah. Slide down. Remember that show Extreme Makeover, Home Edition? I loved watching the ones where they hated the... Yeah. But it'll be like a 12-year-old will be like, ah.

I have a buddy that worked on that. Your buddy. You're kind of like dolphins in this whole room. They went way too far, yeah. Yeah. I loved watching the ones where they hated the yeah, but it'll be like a 12 year old Kind of like dolphins in this whole room Yeah, then my mom loved a year later. He's already phased out of it You know you should do Brandon a slide that goes down the hill in your backyard into the lake. Yeah We attempted that when the when the ice was frozen To to just you know take a sled from the hill. A sled. Way down and keep going out on the lake. And?

The water's too shallow to do it when it's, but it never really worked. Because the ramp, it didn't really work. Get a blob. You would go fast and then you would flatten out, it would slow you down too much, and then you just never I need an engineer to come I need somebody smart to do it did the kid in blank check have a slide from his room to his pooh Oh, that was that what it was and then he made out with that adult woman. That's right

He had a McDonald's in his living room right he only had one Go-kart you have 1 million, and he did a lot with it. Yeah fucked up my perception of adult. Oh, yeah Yeah, and your perception of 1 million dollars and 1 million dollars is 1 million dollars is like oh, that's that's it Yeah, you're done. You can have anything you'd ever want and you're getting you got money forever That's what it felt like I thought thought when people won Survivor, they were golden forever. Or like, who wants to be a millionaire? You're like, oh, that's it. Set for life. Good life. You're done.

Sucks. It's sad. The actual hero view is you have $300 billion. Because you invested. Yeah, I know. They should do a game show like a hunt a bill who wants a billionaire That would be that that would be sick. I would be so tuned into that. Oh Who wants to be illuminati? Yeah? Oh yeah, right? It's pretty much wants to be a Bezos once He wants to be a billionaire even if they just did it once yeah, they could do they should do that They don't do cool shit

They really don't They got gotta do more cool shit. I mean if he invested in a college they could get every single player. Right. Right. He could ruin a lot of shit. I mean Larry Ellison's kind of doing that with Michigan. Yeah. They had a. Brandon if you had one billion dollars how much is going to Mississippi State? Legitimately legitimately Quarter billion I mean I 250 million I would say this I'd actually probably say more 500 you have I would just know what I would do Is I'd be like to? My investment people like invest this one billion

dollars what does it make every year that goes every single year yeah so you'd maintain billionaire status I would right so I don't know what like I think just interest alone like you could probably make like 30 40 million yeah so I don't know or pay it all up front maybe 50 million a year and just try to maintain the rest of math I can't either yeah I'd pay it all up front maybe 50 million a year and just try to maintain the rest of my math I can't either Yeah, I'd be like 40 million a year. Yeah, it's about what I would do. We'd you in perpetuity. You would know. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, we'd be top five across the board

Is there something one of y'all put something under my chair cuz I feel bigger today Kyle I was still laughing I bigger oopsie poopsie last night Although I will say the tweaker kind of fucked me up you drank the tweaker. I drank it. What's it called? Yeah, I mean listen your actual strength tweaker yeah, yeah, you want to be calm Oh, I feel pretty good. No what it was was I felt fine, and then I crashed so hard at like 730 I took a nap a regular strength tweaker will do that yeah Still a left darts Here's big today today we do have the the our pencils are in the room there the big pencils yeah

They smell good It's under Danny big game pencil. I've been huffing money left hand Look at that. I'm just big you're gonna go stand behind tape real quick with this. Oh, yeah Oh imagine. Oh, they're still doing that this is all they are are wow missed out on This right here is what we missed out on It's been a minute since those guys have Say what happened? It's been a while. What is that Jersey Brandon's wearing? It's cool, New Jersey hit men. It's a Junior hockey some sort of junior hockey league. It also was a XFL team. Yes, Chay. Right? Oh Oh here comes here comes. Here it comes guys. Look at this. Look at this. That's pretty good.

Oh, that's a big pencil. Yeah, we would have been all set. Oh, man. They stink again. I don't think they're getting this. That's not even close, what are you pointing at? That wasn't even close. Oh, they're breaking. Yeah, well that's Brandon breaking. Cause they did have the renewed energy of like, we did this, basically we did it, let's just do it again in the first like 20 minutes.

Momentum. They said it would take two to three hours. That looks nice Left Man Tate sucks I Fart granted duck quack perfect Yeah, you do if you tried to bank it you think it would is that doable you have to really hit Ryan how long can Ryan sit like this? Is that a monkey? Is that a tape?

Tape? Yeah, well it doesn't matter, because I just fucking fucked it. Oh boy. Oh boy. Beef. Potty mouth. Oh boy.

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your finger lands, give us three stereotypes you think would be from that place. We kind of did this with them. Oh, you did? Kind of. We kind of did this with oh you did kind of We did like traveling traveling the world with the dumbest person you know and he had to just there's a globe behind you Kyle come up with facts Go ahead Che. Oh He ended up with a lot of water Yeah Yeah. Brazil? I don't know what country this is. What? What? Does it say it? Oh yeah, yeah. Western Brazil, okay. Or sorry, Eastern Brazil. Yeah, I mean that's, it's Brazil. Brazil.

How do you not? I thought it was I thought don't worry about what I? Thought that I didn't know is this big All right, Brazil. I mean stereotypes Mike and Brazil cleans up there, so Who was like a very famous bang bro site Mike and Brazil That's what we wanted yeah Going to town and so what is the stereotype? Mike in Brazil Fox Mike and they put out for Mike in Brazil for sure It'd be a more general stereotype. That's not specific to my I feel like those might have been

planted videos, so Almost sure could argue it didn't know you can't argue that what was the plot of these videos he would just walk around and yeah he's like in Brazil and fuck chicks yeah he's getting laid all the time Wow holy shit at least once a video was he laying it down once once yeah hey what do you. He's a man. Che, do you think he's the man? Yeah, I'm surprised none of you guys have heard of this.

No. And you would watch often? There was a six week period in- Ready to bang. Season 14. Holy shit, oh my god. Sexy runner in deep. Fuck. Deep in Gabriella. they're kind of run out of pan tears, but they're kind of

Tasty presented gosh thick ass. I let's see some more of Mike in Brazil What's the highest rated episode? Jay did you have a favorite inspecting? I don't remember specifically an overflow of Big bad favorite inspecting I don't remember specifically over flow of this big pad soft talk of it pull it off Mike in Brazil yeah there's a semester in 2008 where I got a bang bros password is oh that's the best when yeah didn't leave his place how did Mike dress yeah you got a lot less of him it was more like I guess that I like that idea woman yeah Che being like how was college well about 2008 when I got a bang bros password shit was on yeah it's pretty great

Brazil what else I think you're good. I think that's covers Brazil. Okay. Yeah, I mean shut up. I'm I see Brazilian You know we look to be American dude. I think can we see what Mike and Brazil look like it's a dangerous game I thought the plot of it was like an American guy who went to Brazil and then just fucked. You didn't realize it was a porno? Well yeah, they all are. I mean 14 seasons is a lot. Seasons? Yeah. Geez.

I think he's Brazilian I Would love to have seen what the? What like the whiteboard meeting is before season eight? Yeah, right? What are we gonna do this season guys? Let's have a twist. Let's kill somebody off Mike fucks to discomfort Not a lot of can't find his like full name no There's a lot of male cast I don't there's a lot of guy was like just a placeholder for a guy in where there multiple mics BLEW man group yeah That's a lot of money so many nobody is listed as playing these guys are all in the cast oh shit Nobody is listed as playing like these guys are all in the cast. Oh shit

Wait who is the most episodes the guys at the top one so yeah, but that's in Selma and then some of his friend And Selma's friends 178 episodes didn't get a name None of those guys are named Mike wait, did you notice that there were different Mikes? No, I mean I fast forward the early parts who cares about that. You can still notice it's a different Mike. Tony's friend. Could you get Mike's cock out of a lineup? And Salmo's friend was in more episodes than in Salmo? No, I don't think so. I mean this was a long time ago.

Whoa, 170 episodes for wow. How is the friend in more than nine years? That's a gap on your resume. 2005 to 16. Yeah, what were you doing? That was Mike in Brazil. Do you think it ever gets old? Oh, I, oh yeah. Oh, yes Yeah, probably I forget I She was saying they get injuries like athletes over the years And they have to do like PT and stuff 20 CLS like torn stuff

Yeah, like they a lot of ligament stuff the teacher Brandon Brandon feels like he's grown You're big today, why am I big why you're so big today? What did y'all Danny? What'd you do? He gave you growth serum? That'd be a good prank You do look like a big-ass boy. I feel big. I'm usually not this big. Are you growing? Just sitting. Oh That's a good storyline anal sex Latina yeah, the tan line episode was really good

Interesting don't tell daddy I do black men, too It is born have IMDB Interesting don't tell daddy I do black men, too Boy it's been a minute since uh yeah, they really boys have gone for the half I feel like we we may have talked about this a long time ago But is anybody familiar with? with Captain Stabbing No No It was a smaller part of Bangar. It's a little bit on the earlier side

But it would be a guy who take takes women out of the boat Yes, I said, I'm gonna throw with them over the boat What manner does he toss them 45 episode they walk the plank yeah This has a much larger cast than I would ever imagine for oh horse Put it in her oh yeah This has a much larger cast than I would ever imagine. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Horse. Put it in her ass. Oh, yeah. Wait, what was that? Is that famous quotes?

Kyle's intrusive thoughts won that one. Put it in her ass won. Oh, that's foreshadowing there's multiple. This is the prequel. Dan, we need to have a talk about the golf boys. I don't what they're not going to do it. No. We're gonna stick with let's stay live till like 230 and then they'll go they'll kick to the parcel after dark stream. Should we let's give them some some love. Yeah good job guys. You guys are doing it. You guys are doing it. You're gonna get it. Yeah, we believe in you some hate get their adrenaline fucking suck dude. They know that though Tate

Tell the Erica story no Does he have an Erica story? Yeah? It's really good. I Think that's what oh Nice going Come on tape make this one Gotta hit it pussy. Oh my god Get there.

Alright Beef, come on Beef. We're just one ball behind. Get in. There we go. Yep. Yes Beef. Oh! Come on.

Being whole man. That's bullshit. No Beef, no. Oh no. No, I went for a wall. Like the Kool-Aid man. Let's go Tate. No. beef no oh no wall like the cool it man okay no that's all right good could we get beef to run through a wall yeah did you guys see that's the

new yeah I love it the trend I think it's funny what? Running through neighbors walls cool. Hey man challenge That's all I I know that it's fucked up, but it's very they're running through their neighbors. Yeah, they're running through fences Just just demolishing fences. It's very funny to see this. It's very funny It's not funny at all, but it's also also funny it's it's similar to the golf cart yeah when people got hit with golf carts believed to be teenagers rammed their way through a bent helpless fence school a social media trend sparked the bold that's a trend yeah we found lots of examples of knucklehead teens knucklehead teens charging to the streets. Knucklehead teens. You know where this is going.

We're in the whole fence. You know where this is going, right? We're doing it. No, someone's going to put, like, a steel reinforced behind one of these. Yeah. I mean, it's going to kill a teen. They're going to go head first.

Inspired by a classic commercial Ma'am breaking through walls promoting the popular drink mix teens are imitating the sugary mascot for likes and views you guys see the After the next piston fuck I gotta try to find it They did a fun. Oh sure putt let's go Well that would end Tate I gotta find it Oh Tate I don't know This could be it I think it will be could be it right here. Don't overthink it. Tate. I mean, what's your name? Tate.

Oh! He over thought it. All right, all again. He didn't fucking listen. Oh. There we go. Oh, Jay. After the Pistons,

Knicks, game three? Game three. No, game four, when the Knicks didn't get called for a foul at the end of the game, the local Detroit... Oh, yeah. Did you see this? Yeah, I saw it. Played it?

The news media? Yeah. All that? Yeah, yeah. They covered it like it was a crime scene. Yeah, like JFK got shot it was incredible yeah there was a nut so you know what happened the game there was like 0.2 seconds left the Knicks fouled the Pistons they didn't call the foul for a three he would have been shooting three yeah free throws

probably would have won the game and they went and covered it like it was a legit crime scene are we allowing this from Che? He's been watching them. It's just so Che. He's been watching them do it for an hour and a half. It's so Che. And he's not going to hit it. But it's good that he did that.

He's going to hit it. He's asking questions. If he makes this, the Knicks are winning the whole thing. Good shoes. Too soft. No, it went dead straight again. Good thing you did that though. I just try. I said it's UTJ because

unfortunately here we are at Little Caesar's Arena because unfortunately I have to deliver the news that the Pistons have lost back to back home playoff games on missed calls. Let's break down how today's happened. We find ourselves with seven seconds left in regulation and Kate Cunningham, the all star, the MVP, the leader of this team

finds himself right here in what he says is one of the awesome spots. So awesome. 14 and a half feet from the net. He pulls off a pull up that he says is muscle memory. He's shocked at miss. JB Bickerstaff is shocked at miss. His teammates are shocked at miss. But there's no time for that because a scrum ensues under the net

and the ball rolls this way where the Michigan man, Tim Hardaway Jr. Just played the highlight. In the corner ready to to pull off a spot that he was so hot at in game three. But unfortunately, as soon as he jumps up, I can't hit that vertical to get that tall. Josh Hart is bodying over him

in what is post-game deemed illegal contact. Only crew chief Dave Guthrie admitted that after a post-game pre-play review. This is crazy, so crazy. In game, the foul is not called. Are they not allowed to show not allowing Tim Hardaway for his opportunity. I'm sure they are. They just try to be dramatic I think. Yeah that's so good. Here we are at the scene of the crime. I want a Kool-Aid man some. Yeah. Oh, here we go.

Yeah, we should get a Kool-Aid wall for Kool-Aid. Well, remember we had the idea of doing the, when we had the tunnel that they were, we were going to do a, like get like a huge banner and just keep making it thicker and thicker. Oh yeah. Come on, beef. All right, send us home, beef. Oh, that looks good. Come on beef. All right, send us home beef. Oh, that looks good. Oh my God!

Oh! Oh! Me! Oh my God. Fuck. Mo again. He's dialed in. Devastating.

That's so brutal. That's so brutal. That's so brutal. It's alright. It hasn't even been nine hours yet. Oh man. This could be the thing. There you go. Do it.

So big cat. So once the act ends, they just get no more mulligans, correct? Okay. Three point linings. All right, show me where you're at. All right. All right. All right. So once the act ends, they just get no more mulligans, correct? Seems to be that way. Yeah. Don't know that that's really a factor. As we haven't helped at all.

We haven't. No. Oh yeah. It's funny, you do walk up there being like, yeah, yeah, I can do this, but then, no shot. Too hard. Do walk up there being like yeah, yeah, I can do this but then No shot Too hard Man Have you turned the globe into a basketball? I did yeah, I finally well I was working on it on uh was that Friday?

Yeah, we did the globes Mm-hmm Was that Friday? Yeah. We did the Globes? Mhm. Or Earth Day? Are you fucking with Earth Day? No. Shit. And then, uh, yeah, we were gonna... I was trying to take it off ever since then. It's been a week. I finally got it off.

Gonna play around the world? Pause for a second. Haha! Danny! Should we show the clip of you in White Sox Dave? You are a White Sox Dave historian. I don't even remember. I was just going through old accounts and that was when I came across.

Do you guys want to do an old school Sporkle? That would be fun. Yeah. That would be really fun. No. Why are we still Alan Sporkle? Oh, Yakko. I meant Yakko.

And Brandon, didn't you play on Mostly? Huh? Didn't you play on Mostly? They haven't done anything to Mostly. Oh, that's bullsh- Are you serious? You're on this show. They haven't done anything to Mostly. That's such bullsh- A kinda TJ. They haven't done anything to mostly oh, that's you're on this show They haven't done such a kind of TJ. They haven't done anything to most that's bullshit except said that the the hosts of the show are Yeah, our bad people Associate with that's right. Well, we know it was when they say bad people. They're usually talking about I'm sorry We have a yackle. We don't have a mostal

So what would use the yackle? Then I get accused of stealing yak stuff. No you won't you're on the yak This is almost Lee I don't think you understand yeah, that's right All right, we'd go back to them just in case if the if the New York Times crosswords wronged wronged anus Would yeah, would you I'll never read it again first of all that would be awesome if they acknowledge. Would you stop it? What? Yeah. Well, that's very no. Right. Yes. I can't quit smorgas. I love this. I've been doing smorgas for 15 years. You'll find another cross. I've been doing smorgas for 15 years. There's other trivia sites. There's

only one New York Times cross. Oh, here we go. Again? Wow. Back at the little putt. I can't believe Tate missed that first one. I think this is actually going to be it, guys. I actually think this is going to be it. Beef's getting close. I'm disappointed, Brandon. That looks like a long short putt. Now, Tate has to hit this, because beef is getting close.

And if he misses this. Oh, my god. Come on, beef. Here we go. Come on, beef. Come on, beef. Come on, beef. Here we go. Come on beef. Come on beef. Come on beef. No.

Kick. It's just not a big enough kick. Kick every time. Every single time you feel like there's still a chance it might kick. And it never will kick. It's not going to kick. It's just not going to kick.

But every single time, you can't help but think maybe. It's not designed to kick. Get up there, Kyle. Maybe they'll kick this time. So you guys are saying it's not gonna kick. It's just not gonna kick, but every single time, you can't help but think maybe. It's not designed to kick. Get up there, Kyle. Maybe they'll kick this time. So you guys are saying it's not gonna kick? Put the ball in the same spot you put it. You're gonna have to hit it so hard, and even then I think it's just gonna pop up in the air.

It's not gonna kick. I don't think it's gonna kick, Kate. It's not kickable. Kicking's not happening there? Kate, you think it's gonna kick, and I don't think it is. Because I was thinking it was gonna kick, and then... Well that's because you're a woman. And then, true. I was thinking it was gonna kick and then well, that's cuz you're a woman and then true

We always think things are gonna kick KB Man everybody's missing on that side of the he He keeps telling. I wonder why. Everyone who goes over there he says. I think before we end the Yak we should all take one and if any of them hit they get a mulligan that they can... Fair. ...use after. Pocket.

Bank, yep. Oh, beef. Beef. Can't leave it short. Tate. He just keeps leaving. Oh, they lost Ryan. And when they lose Ryan... they've really lost it all.

Oh man. That sucks for them. Let's do a Yakko. Old school stuff. Do they have like a guess the college logo on Yakko? No I don't think we've gotten there yet. How do we do an old school Yakko when it's four weeks old? I'm saying old school like we all go around and when you get one wrong, you're out. Okay, competition. That okay with you Brandon? I don't like your tone. You're fucking in bed with the fucking sport. What's the comprehensive knowledge challenge? No, whoa, what the

hell are we gonna do? Okay, okay. That's just name for a female dog or like top name enough now. Yeah, go this isn't enough grab back to Hey one color of blood go ahead your first Danny men in black oh Danny's I'm something good for the next two rounds right uh Minecraft Let's talk Walker. What's the 12 tj. Just scrolled on Stockton? John Stockton, that's good good that's good Jason kid red come on oh shit Oh, wait. Okay. It actually. Give me some Lincoln.

Melissa McCarthy. Okay. Was Kristen Wiggin that? Two eyes. Two eyes. Yeah. That was Wii Sports. Yeah. That's tricky.

Give me William Henry Harrison. Harrison. Bron James. Oh, James A. Garfield got taken on that one, too. They're really quick on these names China China Believe Pakistan yeah, they got be an answer they got be an answer Independence Day Yes

Afghanistan right See you buddy Drew Carey Magic Johnson. Chris Paul. Let's talk this through. I think I'm legend has it. No. Bangladesh. Nice.

Hey. Bang. Like bang bros. Like Mike in Brazil. Captain Stabbing. Of course. Lest we forget. Oh they're back at it boys. Shortt short putt short putt short putt They're gonna get this soon. I feel like they're heating up. Don't you guys think that yeah, they probably get it right here Come on beef. There are a couple of well at least one of the

That was hard oh that bounce Oh, that was hard. Oh, that pounce. Never bounce. Every time. Someone hit a mulligan shot. Zahra, Brandon, come on. Zahra, come on. Tatey, you starting to get a little...

Yeah. You haven't eaten yet? That is a lie. You have not eaten a single thing. Not a single thing. Not one single thing. I usually don't eat. You need a burger franchise? There's no way that he hasn't eaten a single thing. No. Not a single... You didn't have anything, Tate. Not a treat, not a morsel. Not a single thing. He only had a double cheeseburger. Yeah. Yes. He didn't have a single, though. Yeah, he only had double things. I only had a Baconator and a Big Mac this morning.

Come on, Zaha. Yeah, get it out of your face. Come on, Zaha. Yes. No. No. No. Everybody's missing on that side All right, okay, she was uh, who's up back to yackle who was up I'll said Bangladesh Mark Titus said something stupid uh Nepal Nepal nice Titus said something stupid. Uh, Nepal, Nepal.

Nice. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think about that, KB? I love it. Shout out Teresa Jadice. Give me New Jersey. Real Housewives of New Jersey. You're out, Danny. Danny's out. Yep.

Um. Oh, geez. You're out Danny Danny's out yep um oh geez New York just got taken yeah hmm is there a salt lake city give me Mark Jackson. Wow. What a pull. I will finish the puzzle with Steve Nash. Nice. Wow. What a fucking pull. Oh, country.

Is it Bhutan? That is short putting again. Oh, let's go. Wow. We're going to get ready. They could be's go. Wow. We're gonna get ready. They could be lying. I think this is it. Get ready.

How did he miss that first one? They're hot. Get in. Oh, all right. Brandon's got this. Tate, when we finish the show, we're all going to putt once and whatever. If anyone hits, that's how many mulligans you get. Yeah, but you can only use a mulligan at a time.

Come on, Brandon. Brandon, this would be the greatest athletic feat of your career. Life. Really? He scored on Mark Titus. Oh, that's right. He did score on Mark Titus.

I think this would be more impressive. Oh, that one was in the way. If Brandon can seek the pot that none of us could, that would be something. He looks so big today. He's crazy helping me. He does look very big. Everybody missed left, Tate. It was good pace.

Tate, everybody missed left. Tate. You told us to hit it left. We all missed left. Tate, get up here. He told me left. Tate, everybody missed left. Tate. You told us to hit it left. We all missed left. I was in the, Tate, get up here. He told me left. Tate, they just made one. Focus.

They just made another. Yeah. Yeah, that was the first make. I said he made one. You said he made one. He just made one. What do you want me to do? He just made 35?

Oh, yeah. That'll be nice. We're back to 20. All right, who's up me come on Bhutan Yes, wow Fuck I got Wow, Kyle. Fuck. I got...

I gotta go buy a Mar. Got it through it like, oh! How's he doing this? How the fuck does he get this? That's really impressive. It's unbelievable. Kate? Orange County, please Just all up here forgot. Kate was gonna make a run on these cuz I was I was saving the house. Yep Saving the housewives. Why don't you stick to candy bars? Oh, yeah, okay

It's only candy bars of all time Who else was in the female Ghostbusters? Who else was in the female Ghostbusters? Zelda Maybe a specific Breath of the Wild Brandon give me this might work Snickers I knew you were gonna say snickers that was really smart. That was really smart. I was thinking snickers. I was thinking snickers, too Atlanta

Potomac Potomac in my pocket fuck P.o.t. O M may see Titus Miami Damn it. Yeah. Yeah, really good really good stuff. This is pride fucked get a Milky Way No, that's not a real housewives What? What oh that was so bad, Kate. All right.

Brandon, Kyle, myself, and Titus. Roosevelt? Yeah. Yeah. Right? I'm going to go. Yeah, no, it was good. It counted. I'm going to go Beverly Hills. Oh yeah. It has to be nice. Oh, I'm thinking McKinley? He was shot right. Yes. Woof. Wow. Yes. You got two there too. Wow. The Ghostbusters. Brandon. I'm pretty much out, but I'm just just gonna say Twix. I'm out. I'll see you guys. That's hot. Give me Brooklyn. I should have got more video games. What? Tough. Yeah. Was there not a Real Housewives of Brooklyn? New York City. No but they did Brooklyn. Well now they gotta

knock us out right? Yeah they gotta knock us out. right? Yeah, they gotta knock us out. All right. There's a lot of video games. A lot of video games. I shouldn't look. I feel like one of the Grand Theft Autos. Grant. Up there.

Yeah. Seemed like he hadn't said final answer. I was going to say Vice City. Give me Give me KitKat give me KitKat No way fuck give me a break season 15 was all women in Brooklyn So you Kyle's one yeah? Oh yeah, he did let me finish it out I So you, Kyle's won. Yeah. Oh yeah, he did. Let me finish it out. Finish it out. I know the other Ghostbusters.

Dubai, was there a Real Housewives of Dubai? Is the other one? Yeah, Leslie. Yeah, Leslie Nielsen. Nice, Dubai. Jones. Leslie Nielsen. Is it Reese's?

It's gotta be. Is it Hershey? Yeah. Probably Hershey. That's gonna come with an impact. I don't know what the third one is. Crunch? Butterfinger? They did a real housewives of Palestine is it just Super there's a Dubai

Dubai Melbourne is it that is it Dallas no DC Dallas worked out for something Like that's something as old as pac-man. Who's the other president? Vancouver Like that's something as old as pac-man who's the other president? Vancouver It's got to be a Mario Pac-Man for nights free. How could it be a? Could a candy be M&M's you guys yeah? Skyrim TJ No

Bar that hand We just show the answers Reese's not give up. Let's fucking give up Toblerone Wow making noise Oh Pokemon Mario Kart 8 overwatch Pokemon ultimate girls rounds. I don't know about DC sounds like a Mike in Brazil what happened to Zachary Taylor? No one knows about died in office he was He was at home improvement last day. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, do He was the one that turned punk golf right? That's right. Well, no Zachary Ty Bryan. Oh

Is DUI guy right? He's the one right? Zach Taylor is in Cincinnati scotian Okay Jonathan Taylor Thomas? I remember the last one. He had the soccer scholarship until he tore his knee up. Huh. Was Jonathan Taylor Thomas the one that discovered

mortality in the show? He started crying. He was gonna die. He had cancer scare? He had a scare, he had a health scare. I cried for that episode. Yeah, Brad was the jock. Yeah.

Which was the one that got caught smoking weed at the party. Randy was the cute one, and then Mark was just there. The little cough kid. Mark was just there, like this show. Yeah. All right. If a president got slowly tortured over the course of like a month

and then ended up dying of like organ failure Would you say he was assassinated? Who tortured him? Enemies? One guy I'd imagine an enemy would be the- I'd deem him an enemy if he tortured him for a month Is it his wife? The one he was to- Uh, yeah

Yeah Is Eleanor Roosevelt? Was she uh, was she uh, annoying? She's just a lesbian There's a lot coming out about Mary Todd she sucked oh, yeah, what do they say easy? Just Ulysses s grant his wife hated her you know Ulysses s grant Smoked like 20 cigars a day back and look at him now, and then he had a He had like he died from what I assume his cancer

He'd like a big growth on his tongue and his wife was like no that has nothing to do with the 20 No, no, no, no, those are totally unrelated is it one cigar like the equivalent of a pack of cigarettes to how many Search it Google. Yeah, I think he was just smoking cigars every day all day His breath had to stay the smell all right and brush his teeth everybody's breath was probably bad though Say it not letting a guy like that go down on me with a big-ass growth Controversial but That's ribbed for your pleasure 20 cigars a day

So he did any wow what did he drink? Have no way who's having water? probably never Wasn't he a hound a booze yeah probably everybody was Yeah, Churchill was just drunk all the time When did people start smelling good do I think

What was that? When did cologne come into? I bet you could drink cologne like in biblical times Was it before or after the vagina? Yeah right All right, should we all take a shot? Yeah. Yeah. All right, we're going to take some mulligan shots for you

guys. Just in order? Yeah. All right. Danny? So this will be mulligan. We're going to stack mulligans. Stack mulligans.

Just, you know. What? What are you going to say? Just what we're gonna say as for for clarification this isn't changing the rules No because it's a they get one mulligan right but we're now we're just saying we're just gonna stack them for you we're not nobody's gonna make any of these putts it's just saying sometimes what's your over-under for how many make here 0.5 okay so what does it, we're dangling false hope in front of them. Right. That's all we're doing. Look, that putt sucked.

Nobody's going to make it. It's actually a pretty good putt. Pretty good effort. Nick? Oh, that wasn't Danny. That was tape. Oh, that was tape. Oh, Danny.

Oh, that putt was awful. Danny's putting the glove on. Why are you putting the glove on, Danny? Just to feel Cade's oyster. You feel like a big boy now, Danny? Silence. I'm planning on making one. Are you?

I'm 50-50, but. All right, I'm going to go. Ryan's stretching. They look like the number 10. Danny! Danny! Danny! Oh Danny Danny Danny! I bet you if you didn't have that glove on you would have gotten the extra inch.

Oh Danny! Should we leave it there and have somebody knock it in? Yeah oh yeah knock it in for him Nick! Oh nice! No it's okay. Knock it in for him, Nick. Knock it in? Oh. Ah. You want me to do it, sir? No, it's fine. No, that's okay. I mean, one of us has to make it, right?

One of us has to make it, right? One of us has to. That putter's throwing me off. There's a lot going on. Good hitters. I'm going to try to get a little bit of a better shot. Do you think you hit extra light because you're so big today? Were you anticipating? I was scared to knock it through. You look big.

I am big today. I don't know why I'm big today. He's our guy. He's gently scooping the balls. Hey, pause. Gotta have that close. Danny, did you make me big? Did you drink that drink earlier? Kyle! Yes! There's one. Kyle Dean. What a shot, Kyle. Good shot, Kyle. YeahB's team won in mini golf. Yeah.

That was also your team. What team were you on, man? Another winning team, too. Oh, that noise, Kate. Oh, Kate gave you an up. Gross. That was with. Jay, Ja, TJ.

I thought that was a good throw. This boy's shot. Kate, Kate. Whoa. Oh. Good roll. All right, I got three more All right, so we're gonna move this stream just to bar so after dark so if you want to keep watching they'll be there Question we're gonna spin our wheel. It's probably gonna land drive or land wet there question.

We're going to spin our wheel. It's probably going to land drive or land wet. Tate and be for on it. Yeah, they're on the show. Certainly. Be flat. Why did why did Blutman take a shot? Everyone's doing it, man. Che is taking forever.

We are still live, yeah. We got to spin the wheel. Has anybody made one? Oh, maybe. Who? Maybe. Kyle Dean. Nah. So they're getting one mellot getting branded after all that.

Yeah. All that hollering. That wasn't hollering. It's simply saying earlier you were saying, well, you can't change the rules at all, then you kind of change the rules. Test one, two, three. Sometimes, what, no.

It's not a pot, Lucas Test one, two, three. What? No. It's hot, Lucas. He's back. Well, that could turn. That is turning. Oh. All right. One mulligan. Well, there's still one more.

So actually, he's. You understand it isn't about what they get or what they don't get. The line. Good line. Good line. I all right. One for him. All right one for him all right you got one But beef lives out. I just realized. Beef lives out. Oh, man. Why are other people playing now? I don't know. I guess it looks fun.

You have teagolf sometimes, right? I know. I'm in contact with that realtor on that tiny house. Oh, yeah. I'm going to try and get a live virtual tour set up for the show. An hour tour. About a 99% chance Kyle, when I went to high school with them. Sperm guy and tiny house realtor.

Oh, I'm out tomorrow, so if I need a jizz, let me know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Might as well just go ahead and just leave some so if I need to jizz let me know. Oh, yeah, yeah for the sperm might as well Just go ahead. Yeah, I would just do it Leave some gist oh oh oh come on beef Let's be electric That was that was one two right when they came back. They needed a little break. Oh, this would be awesome.

Hey, don't fuck this up. All right, and you have one mulligan from Kyle's made pot. Okay, be a… Kick. I win. Dial in, Peef. Do it right now. Kyle, you could win this for them.

This would be my win. You could win this for them. No, this would be my win. You could win this for them. No, this would be my win. No. Damn, Kyle. Great speed. Great speed. All right.

Exciting end. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I, Kyle. Great speed. Great speed.

Exciting ending. Alright, we gotta spin our wheel. All that for nothing. Keep them up in the corner when we spin it, just in case. They're right where they are nine hours ago. They're gonna be here for a long time. Long time. Yeah. Alright. gonna be here for a long time. Long time. Yeah. All right.

All right, so everyone, TJ, you're gonna switch it over? Yeah, don't touch that dial, it'll kick you over. All right, perfect, don't touch that dial, people. Kick you over, we'll see you for tomorrow. . Hey, we'll kick you right over. YouTube should redirect you right here in a second. Good luck. Love you guys.

See you tomorrow. Bye.