The Yak - We're Gonna Create a Yak Town | The Yak 11-18-24

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rowback.com, promo code Yak. Nick and KB are back. Hey. Hey. Hey, boys. We missed the frickin' frick out of you. Yeah, what?

It was a long weekend of missing you guys constantly. Constantly? We are back. Yeah. Hey. Boys, we missed the frickin' frick outta you. Yeah. What? It was a long weekend of missing you guys constantly. Constantly? Every second. So what did you guys, how was your weekend? Was it great?

Was it everything you wanted and more? Hold on. Check, check. Check? Check, check. You're good. Doesn't sound like it. Yeah, we were in Morgantown.

Yeah, it was for, uh, with Team Fireballown. Yeah, it was. With Team Fireball. Yeah? Mm-hmm. You guys party it up? Every time I go back to West Virginia, it's more West Virginian, if that makes sense. Is it more West Virginian, or are you getting? It's the commonplace.

So, oh. Oh, dear. I thought so. We have no audio to the stream Now it's echoing All right Are we back Doesn't sound like it

Are we back? Why how do you know if it doesn't sound like it just doesn doesn't sound like it, man. Well, they're not telling us anything. Check. I feel it. Check. Not sound. Should we make it look like we're having a super intense conversation that the audience is all missing out on? Yeah. Cus- Cus- Cus Kate out real quick. That looks fake. That does look fake. You could just say it. You can't audio as well. It has audios around it. Oh yeah. I don't want to say mean things if I didn't have to. Kate, I can't believe you didn't get the wear all black memo, how dare you?

I'm pretty embarrassed right now. Yeah. Sky blue, god damn it. TJ, do we have audio or no? He's not talking. Watch Danny. Kate, you're a stupid fucking bitch. Oh shit.

I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. Brandon! See? That was good. Uh, rice is better than... It doubles. It's doubling? Oh, what we should say, guys.

Rice is better than potatoes. Wow. Whoa! Wow! No, no, no, no. Wow! No, no, no, no, no. Woo!

That's fucking insane. You could do more with rice. No! Dang, it tastes... No! You could do a lot with potatoes, man. I think rice at its peak is better than potatoes at their peak right? Oh, just rice potatoes can sing man. All right. I can't I can't even line Yeah, I mean fried rice now. You might be talking. I wasn't no I didn't think that for real Okay, get you guys fired up. Oh it worked. Yeah We should have double audio. I you guys fired up. Oh, it worked. Yeah.

We should have double audio. I think we're back. Oh, we're back. Wait, I just heard. Are we back? Thumbs up in the chat if we're back. Oh, Steven, thank you. We had double audio.

Wow, so they really missed all of that. It's better. OK, all right. Boggs, keep breathing. He said I can't breathe. Danny, are they really missed all of the heads. It's better now. OK, all right. Boggs, keep breathing. He said, I can't breathe. Danny, are you and Kate OK? We're back. Yeah, I'd rather just not talk about what

happened while we were off air. She broke Dave's. She broke White's back. Back. Thank you, Chad. Broke White's heart. And Danny's defending his guy. Yeah.

Bros before hoes, even if it's Dave. All right, as you were saying, let's restart. Hey, guys. Missed the frickin' trip out of here. Oh, my God. I missed you guys so much. Every second of the day, I missed you. We were in Morgan town with Team Fireball. And did you guys party it up? Every time I go back to West Virginia, it feels more West

Virginian. Is it that West Virginia is more West Virginia or you have lost lost I've been in big cities way like Very different than West Virginia. Yeah, I'm like, oh like yeah, everyone looks West Virginia and everyone acts West Virginia This might be place they would do it though. Yeah, you don't fall right back. Yeah, I guess they were like Manhattanites Yeah, this might get me excommunicated but walking walking around the tailgate, like, like, five years ago, 10 years ago, I've been like, there's no place on earth like this. This is so crazy. Every tailgate I've been to is just

like, just that might be age. Okay, that might be age in less West Virginia. I mean, I have that feeling too. Now when I walk to a tailgate, I'm like, man, I really wish there was a couch I could sit on. I didn't get the vibrations of a top party school. Yeah. Oh, so West Virginia's lost a little. I didn't see it. There was more like old heads party. They stink. We got to see 10 touchdowns in the first half. That's pretty, that was kind of fun. That is cool. Yeah. Stinks. There's they're bad. Yeah yeah why don't they go back to Garrett Crane he's a beast later no he's well he's a good guy fine I don't know if

he's hurt or something just thought the next guy was the next guy Nico yeah mmm so what else happened though do you guys do any hijinks? No, no. Zero hijinks. No, we went and did this video. Kyle Ubered from Pittsburgh to Morgantown and Uber back. How much did that cost? Down was like only 80. Okay. 80?

But it's an hour Uber? Our flight was at like 7. Oh. 8. 850. Okay. And I wanted to be right next to the airport. I'm like, is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight? Is that a flight?

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Okay, more like the adult crowd Everybody there was like adults and which is weird cuz it was like a three o'clock game. You think there'll be kids be going Yeah, this they're probably on tik-tok. They're probably probably like, you know, like fucking playing video games or something We are the roblox. Yeah, how you looking at pictures of Sydney Thomas? Yeah, is that the ring girl? Yeah, her name is what Sydney Thomas? Her name is Sydney. So Sydney's a new name then Sydney's a titty name. Yeah big time Sydney's just come with two big titties no more no less I did a good job of clicking on every one of her pictures on Twitter So now it's just my whole algorithm. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's smart

You got it. You got to switch it up every now and then like if you watch too many Like Ukrainians getting killed by drones then it gets dark the juxtaposition of That it will get dark. Yeah Yeah, you're right the tab on the top of Twitter where it's like for you and then following Night and day night and day. It's my goodness night and day my for you is full on slow-mo penetration Yeah, yeah, and now Sidney Thomas is what has entered the ring Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Everyone always complains about like the War footage the grave war footage. How do you get that?

It's just there. I want to see that. It's not, you don't want to see it. Because it's the same thing every time. It's like a guy laying in a field and a drone sitting over him, and he's like, no, no, no, and then they blow him up. I would like to see it once.

I could get you some. There's plenty. It's like to see it once it's never get you some Yeah, it's like it's like never an adequate amount of war posts or titty posts. It's just always way too many every time Yeah, I could get you some give me your phone. I'll fucking get you onto it in a second Okay, just click on it. Click on it twice. It's just that all all it's the algorithm is too strong Mm-hmm. It's gone too strong. I'm getting a lot of animal violence. Not actual, like nature. Like a- Oh, yeah.

That's kinda cool though. I don't lie, it was a tiger crunching a baby monkey's skull. Oh, see you Brandon. Good show. Uh-oh. Oh shit. Let's see the pace. Did you see that octopus try to eat a shark and the shark escaped?

No. Let's see the pace call. Did you see that octopus try to eat a shark and the shark escaped? No Steven what What happened with that video of the penis hit that what was going on a Guy got kicked swiftly in the penis and was down the hardest penis hit you've ever seen in your life They don't show he gets cut off in the screen after it, but he was down for minutes minutes for minutes. Minutes. For minutes? Yeah, watch number 20's gonna kick 22. This might be one of the hardest in-game

kicks to the penis we've ever seen. Yep. I watched this clip a hundred times trying to figure out. Wait, I didn't see it. Yeah, cause it's hard to... 20's foot. Number 20's gonna kick 22. 20's foot. Bam! Boink!

Not that hard. No. Wait, let me see. That seemed pretty hard. This might be one of the hardest in-game kicks to the penis We've ever seen don't speak for me. Why aren't we talking balls wait? I didn't see Right, but Nick. It's the hardest we've ever seen can you pause once contact? There's a screenshot right below you Slow motion would help right there. Oh, that kind of wasn't that hard dude. He was going full speed

We almost jerked him off also if it's penis I don't think I don't know I don't have a penis. Yeah, it's always balls ball hit what you want a penis hit Aren't they wearing cups no no why not but that wasn't that that was actually You're actually exactly wrong because that was not that hard. And we didn't see it. And we didn't see it. And the fact that the guy was down on the ground for as long as he was proves that it wasn't that hard because everyone knows if you get it really hard it actually doesn't hurt as much as getting lightly grazed.

TJ, can you pull up like a righteous nut shot compilation? Yeah. Was this something people were talking about or just you? Nope, I noticed this. Steven notices the weirdest thing. Are we doing his tweets? Yeah. You know what we're talking about?

No, there's a worse one this weekend. What was it? The one Saturday night. What was it? Oh, god, there was a worse one? The Beaver Damn one. Oh, no. Did y'all see what he said, the caption he put on?

Oh, no. There's a worse one? The second Second change. I think he just saw this line somewhere and decided to use it even though it doesn't fit at all. That's a Steven. Yeah. Quite opening up. Yeah. Walk into your trap. Take over your trap. And the water can't break this Beaver Dam. This isn't walking to your trap take over your trash Don't be a living day. Is that a cut but you're confusing. There's a beaver trap and

Then there's a beaver damn This round is funny No Walking your trap means to go to your go to your house I that, but I think he also is thinking beaver trap. No, I'm thinking this is where a beaver lives. They don't live in the dam. They build dam. They build the dam.

Where do they live? They live in a different place. In the water. I thought they lived in the dam. No, they live in the water. No, they create these huts or dens. The dam is just to stop the water from leaving and stop, create a whatever. That's really impressive.

It's not walk into your trap, take over your trap. First off, what does that mean? Is that a mantra or something? It's a football thing when you win in a way game. Steven, it's a rap lyric that Kirk Cousins co-opted, which is the lamest thing that could possibly happen. But no, actually it's not because then Steven Che co-opted it from Kirk Cousins, not the song.

For a Beaver Dam. Correct. So it's actually now the lamest it's been. I was actually under the impression that Beavers lived in dams. Where if you're in my mind with that tweet, if you think Beavers live in dams, that tweet makes sense. But he didn't even take it over.

He just destroyed it. Destroyed it. Well, yeah. He took it over and burned it down, pretty much. The video was cool, though, so I kind of like that. I like the video. What do you guys think we should do about we have a little issue brewing? So Stephen Che was four for 15 on the data.

I have taken over the data. It was not like you're undefeated. I'm three and oh, my entire strategy is pick a player who's good to do a lot of stuff. My research takes Between 10 and 15 seconds last night cade Cunningham. I was like yeah, he's good pick him. He had a triple double But the issue is Steven is counting this record for the data no no you can't how would you say you're gonna save the data if you? the data. No, no. You can't. How would you say you're going to save the data if you record a point? Slam you. Damn good point. And big cat, are you using data? My brain. Trey, does

that count? I use for data. It begs the question if your strategy is finding good players and better do good things. What was his strategy? He has no strategy. He tries to find matchups in times and rotation. You do be talking like that. How long does it take you to formulate one pick, Trey? It depends on how many slated games. But if it's a two-game slate, 20, 30 minutes. If it's a healthy 10-plus game slate, an hour and a half. Saturday, he texted me.

He's like, we need a pick. And I said, are the Spurs playing? He said, yes. And OK, Wemby. And how'd it do? He didn't end up playing. It was avoided. It's avoided.

It was nice. Yeah. Does it give you, like, great Eastern shame to lose a pick? Like, are you devastated after you lose? Yeah, because I put time into it, and then I watch it. So yeah, it's a giant waste of time if it loses. But even the best lose at 40% clips. So as long as you're losing at an 80% clip.

Well, not me. I take zero time, and I don't watch a second of the game. Yeah, that's true. And you lose at a 0% clip. And I lose at a 0% clip. Correct, yeah. It's the easiest betting of all time. I don't know why I haven't been doing that forever.

Yeah, but no matter what happened with however many picks you made, they would have just counted towards the record. You were saying you were going to save the debt. I mean, right now you are. Shit, he's got me on that. I don't like that. At a bare minimum, there has to be an asterisk next to your picks.

Yeah. They're very clear if they're big cats picks. All right, so who's playing tonight? Oh, we have a pretty big slate tonight. So there is two fours. Oh, eight game slate. I don't care about how many games there are. You're already doing too much.

This is the bottom of the game. Just show me the games. You want to see something, Kyle? Want to watch? Hey, I want to see how you do it. I want to see your thought process. Yeah. OK.

Scroll. Scroll. Keep scrolling awesome Reese Yeah, I think I'll do I'll do Ty reese over Okay, yeah, yeah, there were like three. So you didn't think yeah, well, no that was just scrolling slowly. Okay Ty reese over Yeah, everything. I found a harder nut shot in sports.

Okay, let's see the hardest nut shot in sports. Matt Zuccarello had to have surgery and is out three to four weeks after being hit in the nuts by a puck. This is a look right here, favorite shot. Oh. Oh. Oh boy. Oh. Do hockey players know where it comes?

Now what's their protection like? Should be like armor. Oh. Do hockey players not wear cuffs? Now, what's their protection like? Shhh. No. Oh. It should be like armor. Oh. Oh, right in the. That seems crazy for them to not wear cuffs. That could probably break a cut. I'm not holding on to sticks.

I didn't buy the cup, though. There was a catcher who was out for a while because he had a twisted scrotum. Yeah. That's tough. One of my biggest fears. Yeah. Like a scrotum.

Testicular torsion. Yeah, that's tough. One of my biggest fears. Yeah. Like a scrotum. Testicular torsion. Yeah, that's what it was. I've had two homies have to go get their nuts reflipped. How do they flip? You got to be doing a kick, high kick or something. You can do it in your sleep if you're wearing just boxers in your sleep. And you toss and turn.

But if you feel like it's happening, you can sit in a very hot bathtub and it could reflip back. What's flipping? Flips backwards. The nut flips backwards. The nut. The left one goes right and the right one goes left.

They could cross or flip backwards, I think. I don't know if mine are long enough to get tangled. That's gotta be, because some balls are like clearly two balls, and then other balls look like just one ball, but there's two balls in there. Do you know what I'm talking about? They can't turn around?

The mega ball? I don't think they can turn around. They don't float around in there? That can only happen to the two ball balls. How weird is it to have one ball, like if you had, like John Kruk has one. I have a homie with one ball. I have a friend with one ball. I've never seen it, but...

Does he have phantom ball? Oh, does he? Yeah. I don't know. Does it look like just like a ball sack, but smaller? Yeah, I don't know. There should be a saggy portion, right? Can you get a transplant ball? Does the one ball... you you get a glass one? I bet you like what a cadaver nut would it fuck up your balance

I don't know because does the one ball just go to the middle now cuz like the only reason the balls are side-by-side is because they are jutting yeah, I Think one of my balls is bigger than the other yeah Isn't that how they're designed isn't there always one this little bigger than the other. Yeah. Isn't that how they're designed? Isn't there always one that's a little bigger than the other? That's a lot of boob right there. Yeah, my right is way bigger.

Tits are built like that. Way bigger. I'm feeling it right now, way bigger. Just did a check. I got a physical on Friday. You've been going to the doctor a lot. Turned 40. Yeah, about five years past mine. How many kidney stones left? Three. It's full.

We had a fun uh Friday night Titus, Che and I. We went to a gala. Whoa. Fur ball. Yup. Oh for paws? Yeah. Very cool. It was very fun. We dressed up in tuxes. Yeah. I almost I almost won the worst raffle of all time which which would have, it was very funny. There was a live raffle and the raffle guy got swept up in the moment and they were doing a raffle for, was it, it was GM for the day. Be the GM for a day for the Cubs. Yeah, you get batting practice.

And it was very clear that it was the first raffle they were doing. So it was very clear they were trying to get the bidding going. So it was, I'm pretty sure it was like a Coordinated two tables were bidding against each other to drive it up and I got swept in the up in the moment I raised my thing at fifty five thousand dollars and the guy like paused for a second It was like wait this guy's not supposed to be in it This is off script and it like for like two seconds though We all thought I had won it and it was the scariest two seconds ever It was it was going back and forth really quickly to where I assume you thought there's no work

like it. I'm just going to hop in and hop right back out. Yeah. I was going to have any pop. Hopped in. They just popped. I was like, oh, shit. Five.

I was like, that's the worst. Oh no. We're just batting practice. Batting practice. What does that do? You could do that anyway. Yeah. What does the GM for batting practice do?

I don't know., it was so scary So they get to be the GM for the day that means to watch batting practice or do no do it I think yeah, there was like a there was like a suite to a game Yeah, it was like go to a game do a little war like all that but one of the things was like go Yeah, go take BP at Wrigley and there was like a a two second pause where I had it for $55,000, which would have been. What was the next lowest? It was just going up incrementally by thousands.

It ended up going for like 63 or something. Somebody paid 63,000. But we're pretty sure that the person who paid, it was like, they were, they had all the, they were sitting at the Cubs table. Like Jed and Carter Hawkins, GM, were sitting there and were pretty sure that the guy was like I'm just gonna do this so that everyone starts bidding It's for a good cause Charity tax right off, but I didn't get that memo and I just got swept up and hopped in and it almost was a disaster Did you end up winning anything? No, I then almost won a trip to France that I didn't want to win either that one

You actually that one was to win either that one you actually That one they're like you doing once going twice and then finally someone got it. Yeah, I Can't be in live auction. How much were you on the hook for on that 20? I can't be in live auction situations It was a bad scene. They just need a little slowdown live but it is it there's like there's peer pressure cuz you're looking around the room and You want to be as cool as everyone else correct and there's like part of you that's like that's I don't want to be the dorks just sitting here that doesn't have money and you don't I gotta get it you ever raise the paddle of course I did but like early I picked up yeah I mean I raised

it like 1,000 at the start I was like yeah for $1,000 and yeah immediately it's up to 15,000 so auction shouldctions should be days or weeks long. I know I wasn't You got to think a lot to make a financial right? You're a silent auction guy and it pisses me off We did win a silent. We'd won PFT won Mason Plumlee again. No we go again. Yeah We're just gonna win that every year that's He's just gonna and we're just gonna have him come every year by the by like year 10. We're gonna be NBA players You start a couple games this season. Yeah That's too much data, that's too nerdy that was too nerdy those too much data I

I want to get this silent auction guy or it's not a live auction guy to come to the office. We got to do it because he's awesome. He's so good. He's electric. And I was just staring at him the whole night just trying to figure out how you get that good at that. Where do you start? We said he's been doing it for 37 years.

He's not an old man. No. Somewhere in your 20s you were like, I want to be an auctioneer. I think state fairs have auctioneer competitions where they line up. And it's like a whole, it's like crazy how good people are. We should hire auctioneers to do our ads.

We could probably fit way more ads in a show same amount of time. I don't even know what we'd auction off, but I want to win one now. And that was also our fault is what last year we were in the the small room and that was more our speed because it was like shit that we could win. This year we were in the big room and it was way over our head. Was the auctioneer kind of pressuring you to go fast? Well he was just like, yeah, it felt like under the gun.

And it's like if you just sit there and just like, alright, do you want this, do you want this, do you want this? I'm like, yeah. Wait, how much do I owe fuck I bet some big couple fights happen at those things Yeah, husband gets a little drunk starts getting loose at the paddle. Yeah, it's all you gotta do. It's not real Fake it's you just raise a paddle. It's right now. I I knew I wasn't gonna win, but I was like I have to raise my paddle Yeah, I Kiss it here for an hour and not raise my paddle. I have to raise it. To give an idea of the speed, the guy went from 15,000 up to I think it closed like 63

or 64. It was probably 45 seconds. And he was going up by 1,000 and just pointing left and right like this, this, this. Except for when I raised it, then he paused for a second. It was a record scratch. Yeah. That would be nerve wracking. Yeah. It was fun though. Auctioneers are kind of divas. It was a record scratch. Yeah. That would be nerve wracking. Yeah.

It was fun though. Auctioneers are kind of divas. Yeah, a little bit. I would encourage people to take out their calculator, figure out their budget. Don't do this, dude. What? No, Kyle's always every time we talk auctions,

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Brandon, how was Raw? You dumb bitch. It was SmackDown. I noticed you didn't help us in our... I was at SmackDown. ...posting of our show. I had...who's... Oh, no poster board? No sign? Oh, I had a family thing up, and then I thought they were going to bring...and you can see it very well there. I specifically asked you...

It's so obvious to see where your priorities lie, and it's really disheartening sometimes. Well, that says family. Thank you for leaving the fucking room now, Mark. That's a Fast and the Furious thing. I asked you very specifically before to just have a sign that says young penis coming soon I was I couldn't hold a young penis coming soon right behind Michael Cole and Corey Graves just put why penis yeah why penis I'm asking a question yeah what a young P young P could have worked I I had 3925 on a sign waiting for him to come back.

They never came back. How was the show? It was excellent. Amazing. The WWE always takes care of us. I was front row right behind the announcers. I'd never seen that point of view. Who were you with?

No. Who were you with? I didn't know. I was with my daughter. Oh, shit. OK. Yeah. So sorry.

But she's covered up in all these. OK. I thought it was the guy. Yeah. I thought that was Art. Oh, shit, OK. Yeah. So sorry. But she's covered up in all these. OK. I thought it was the guy. Yeah. I thought that was art. She's behind Corey Grave. But yeah, she loves. And I talked to Cody Rhodes, let us come backstage

and get pictures before this show. What? No way. It was awesome. It was awesome. That's very cool. Yeah. You guys saw how the sausage got made?

Yeah. And then Chelsea Green, who's a superstar, took my daughter and carried her to the makeup room and let her meet all the girls that were getting makeup. Hell, yes. It was a phenomenal, phenomenal night. Chelsea Green was great. Would you let your daughter be a wrestler?

I would. Her mother would not, but I would. Do you guys see Hannah Montoya's sisters in like? As a wrestler, yeah. She's in NXT? Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah.

That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Pretty fucking cool. Yeah, we got to get her to come in Yeah Where does she live? She's in the next day. She probably lives in Florida They in like

Commune there in Orlando. Yeah, they have a training facility down there. Yeah, that's a strip mall sister, right? Let's go. That's my sister. That's I bet we. I think front. Front middle. Second one in, right? No, no, no. All the way to the left. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. Yep. No shot. That's her sister.

Hayes Montoya. Hayley Montoya? Hayes is a good wrestling name. Yeah, it is. Oh. Jankson Greer. Jankson Greer. That's interesting. That right? Boys. Lenny Ballser. That's interesting. Is that right?

Boys. Moneyballs must have not seen you. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, it is cool. We got a wrestler. Did you get, like, sliders or anything? What kind of food? What did we do?

Did you get sliders? No, we got, uh, oh, we got broadwurst and cheese curds. Okay. Oh, hell yeah. Cheese curds were excellent. Cheese curds are excellent. Yeah, but even, no, no, no. The quality of the cheese curds

in the Five Serve Forum are excellent. Cheese curds are the one thing that it blows my mind that the whole world doesn't. It is crazy. It's nuts. Cheese curds are so good. Same with poutine. Agree, I agree, I curds are so good same with poutine Yeah late at night it's first rise cheese and gravy man, yeah, no no it's good

Why I don't like soft fries I? Think just like gravy and cheese as an add-on to like yeah any type of dish like that both are good I'm just not soft but the cheese curds that I can get in Milwaukee should be available every city in this country yeah and I don't know why they're not it's crazy what's the big difference between cheese curds and mozzarella sticks everything mozzarella sticks or sticks and cheese curds are curds oh I gets this it's the same thing okay well it's different cheese mm-hmm and differenthmm. And different breading.

And different breading. I've seen... The mozzarella sticks, it's hard to fuck up cheese curds. It's... Mozzarella sticks. There's a lot of low-quality mozzarella sticks. Yeah, like a cold mozzarella stick or when you... Oh, they get bad quick.

When you bite the mozzarella stick and it's literally just string cheese with like loose breading on it, that sucks. Yeah. It burns your chin. Yeah. But when you get a good mozzarella stick, it's very similar to a good cheese. I choke breading on it. Yeah, that's socks burns your chin. Yeah when you get a good mozzarella stick it's very similar to a good I choke on them a ton thank you I don't I don't bite all the way through the cheese yes so you swallow it but still attached by cheese yes yeah you're like that's the only food that I've almost died from mm-hmm I think it's a top joke yeah yeah EMTs are like trying to to ban them from the US.

Really? Cheesesteaks. Really? So we should get cheese curds in place. Cheese curds, you would not die for. You could pop them. Yeah, you could pop them right at it. It's fine.

I always thought that was just me. Thank god that everyone else. You took on popcorn? No, and I also had popcorn, Kyle. Oh, OK. Kyle asked me what. But no sliders. And I think I forgot to eat my brat, because and I also had popcorn, Kyle. Oh, OK. Kyle asked me what. But no sliders. Cool.

And I think I forgot to eat my brat, because I don't remember eating my brat. Oh. Yeah. What? I think I forgot to eat my brat. Misplaced it? Went straight to the cheese curds.

Where would you have put it? Well, I had a little bag of food. Just a loose brat rolling around in it? No, people. I went to the restaurant inside the building. They put all my food in a bag, so it was a user-carrier. I thought it was clear zipline. But, Brandon, I went to the restaurant inside the building. They put all my food in a bag so it was easier to carry them. I thought it was clear as it were. Brandon, you ate it. You ate it. You eat brats like other people blink. I don't think I hate it. I forgot to eat my brats. So you're telling me I left hungry. You're with the head start

at Arby's on the way home. Like what's it called? The highway. When you get on the highway and you just kind of zone out. Yeah. You do that with food? I think I do. Yeah. Involuntarily eats. Yeah. Big portions. Don't remember eating the brat. I'm pretty sure it stayed in that bag. He only comes to once he's choking. If you don't stay laser focused, you could down 30 40 without even knowing. That's incredible. Can we go through the security? Can we watch the bra to see if you ate it? Ever had the bra? I definitely never had it on. I think I was only on camera twice.

I thought when I got there, I would be on camera a lot. Oh, that had to have hurt. No, it didn't hurt. Oh, it's something. But I just thought, I was like, okay, well, I've been on camera a lot. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it.

I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, I'm gonna had it on. I was only on camera twice. I thought when I got there, I would be on camera a lot. Oh, that had to have hurt. No, it didn't hurt. Oh, it's sad. But I just thought, I was like, OK, well,

I've been on camera before on that side and that side. Tonight, here, I'm going to be on a lot. And it was just twice. They only turned their camera around to them. What did you rep the second time? Well, the second time, I wasn't paying attention. And I thought there would be a third time, and there wasn't. So I was going to do 3,925 the third time, but I didn't paying attention and I thought there would be a third time and there wasn't. So I was going to do 3,925 the third time but I didn't do it.

Did you see? I'm not a big card collector but I gave you a Magic Johnson card. You didn't even thank me. Is that? You left it on my desk? Yeah. It didn't say a word. As a gift?

Yeah. I gave you a Jemmett 10 Magic Johnson card. What? And you didn't say a word to me, he gave it as a gift? Yeah. I gave you a Jemmett 10 Magic Johnson card. What? And you didn't say a word to me. Because it's Magic Johnson got AIDS card. Oh, that's... It's commemorating him getting HIV.

It's not commemorating the AIDS. Can I see the card? It's a major event. I guess you don't want that easy EL. But I'm... That. Oh, that. It's that.

AIDS. Oh, there's no, like, souvenir in there. That's a great card. Decision 92, major issue, aides, number 16. I gave you a gem at 10. And it's on my family desk. I'm going to put it behind me. I just, first of all, I didn't know who gave it to me.

Come on. Thank you for my Mr. Johnson aides card. But did you see what the Pirates are offering, if anybody pulls that Paul Skeen's card? Yes. You'd be dumb to not take that. You have to take that, right? What is it?

But isn't the card in national circulation? So what if the person who pulls it isn't a Pirates fan? Right. It's a one-of-one Paul Skeen's debut patch card. Yeah. 30 years of season tickets. Behind home plate. Yeah.

Good seats. Meet and greet with Paul Skeens to Paul Skeens autographed jerseys softball game for 30 at PNC Park. That's amazing. Yes. What is this? If you pull the one one Paul Skeens card, you can give it to the pirates for that. That's incredible. The softball game itself is enough. I think a 30 person game in PNC. Bring your boys and play circle. How much could I sell that for? A lot. A lot. It's a one of one. I'm

taking a large sum of money. That's actually going to be a depressing sell because 30 years of season tickets if that doesn't go for a lot it's like damn. Yeah. That I think that's a look Livy Olivia is even raising the stakes. Oh wow. I wouldn't

want to sit in a suite though I'd rather just sit behind home. But you have 30 years of that. She's not going to look good in 30 years. Whoa. No, not of that. No, that's one time. Oh, the seats.

She might. I don't know. She'll probably age well. That's like, do you know that if you play a certain amount in Major League Baseball, they give you a card that you can just show up to any stadium at any time, and they'll have two seats for you. Oh, that's good.

That's pretty fucking cool. Is it 10 years or five? I don't know what it is. Wait, if you're the baseball player? If you play in Major League Baseball for a certain amount of time, they give you a card, and then it's a lifetime pass to any game at any point. That's fucking awesome.

That's cool. I've always wanted, like, a specialized card for something. I camped out in front of McDonald's opening up in Morgantown, because first 100 people got free Big Mac for a year. Whoa. I did that at a Chick-fil-A. How are you camped out?

Did you see the Connor Griffin footage? No. What? They're shutting down McDonald's in Penn State. Oh, in Penn State. Yeah. Yeah, but four years ago, they shut it down for COVID, and there was a student protest and it's Connor Griffin. He got his pregame meal. Connor Griffin

was there at the protest. He's never not done everything. He got interviewed at the protest. Of course. Was it the only? It was a Taco Bell, not a McDonald's. It was a Taco Bell. Look at him. Taco Bell close and there he is. And he's doing the chin up pick. He's. Baja forever. Come on, Connor. He's doing the chin-up pick. He's up. Baja forever. Oh, come on, come on. He's everywhere, man. He needs to take one day off, man. He does do everything.

Oh. When did Big Cat leave? When did Titus leave? Well, just leave and. I don't know. It's like eating a brat. Brandon, if any sports organization in the world offered you what we're talking about, Yeah, and they're the best seats

Like the best sweet seats. Yeah available. What would you who would you pick? a is I Mean I'd I'd I take that offer from the Braves I believe if I could just have 30 years season takes but how many times are you gonna be able to see? Like I probably moved to Atlanta and say you did live in the season tickets wouldn't prompt you to move to Atlanta 30 years of season tickets and I would at least keep a house in Atlanta because of that yeah I think so that seems like a pain saying what's the question would you actually go if I got free season tickets I would go a lot I bought big in the big cat

season ticket so I go 15 times. So you live in Chicago. I think you'd go to 10 games a year. Okay. So, so here's, here's, here's what I think we might be looking at. If I live in Denver and I pull that card, could I sit, tell the pirates, Hey, listen pirates, I'll give you this card, but can you make sure this, could you get the Rockies to give me a deal like this? Could you guys work something out where I can go to Rocky season tickets? They'd be up for that. Yeah. Well, the Rockies don't me a deal like this? Could you guys work something out where I can go to the Rockies season tickets? I don't think they'd be up for that. Yeah, well the Rockies don't want to get roped into this. I'm sure the Pirates would take care of them.

Are you trading it? No, I'm talking about if you live in Denver or San Francisco and you get this card, the Pirate season tickets aren't worth anything to you. 30 years behind home plate is nuts. Again, if the Braves gave me free tickets for the next 30 years, I would think about moving to Atlanta. That's crazy. Atlanta's a great place to live anyway.

Beautiful city. The varsity? Come on. Buckhead? Yeah. I mean, I couldn't afford to live there, but still. You could go there. Yeah, sometimes. You could, you could pass through. Yeah, look at them.

Yeah. We stayed in Buckhead for the soup bowl. It's like, great. Kyle, did I not text you Saturday? Oh, shit. Not once. Oh, shit. I have a geography question.

Oh, shit. What is it? What is the biggest US city not on a navigable waterway? Oh, Alice. Now, the problem here is that I got this question from a 1993 episode of Jeopardy. Oh, you're watching old Jeopardy? I watch a lot of old stuff.

So it might not be right, but at least in 1993, the answer was Indianapolis. Oh, that could easily be right. Indianapolis is considered a large city that is not navigable. Constructed on a navigable body of water. The White River. Is it bigger than Dallas?

Not now, but it may have been. Is Dallas on that? I don't know. I just assume it. I think Dallas is on the body of water. So is Indianapolis there straight up because it's just right in the middle? Because isn't it like smack dab in the middle of the state

where they're like, oh, fuck it up? A lot of state cap smack dab in the middle of the state where they're like, oh fuck it. A lot of state capitals are in the middle of the state. That's why some of them are so small. And they just pick the middle point. And some are not. But Indianapolis does. They probably just built that capital there for, I don't know, I'm just saying words.

Okay. No, keep going though. I think you're gonna find it. Yeah, no, no, you're on to something. I think you're gonna find it. A lot of state capitals are in the middle. Is that true? Yes. Is that true? Yes.

Is that like a land war defense? Like St. Louis would be the capital of Missouri, but it's not the middle. Jefferson City. We see state capitals in the middle. Before cars, it was hard to get places. Yeah. People want it like a central page.

Jackson, Mississippi's in the middle. Montgomery, Alabama's in the middle. Harrisburg's not. Can we see real quick, middle? Missouri is as close as you're going to get. Harrisburg's kind of near. Santa Fe is not. Santa Fe is not.

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I would love to see you recapital the country. Yeah, the whole country. Oh yeah, that would be interesting. Based on what? That's completely your thing, man. I don't want to step on toes. Do I need all 50 new state capitals or do I just there any other other capital state capitals. I mean Austin's

probably perfect. Right and that could be argued because there's a bigger city give me the map again in Texas. But I don't want to okay alright alright alright. I think Pierre's the only one that's really Des Moines is perfect. What are you going to do but it's not Des Moines could be a little like Oklahoma City being the capital of Oklahoma is perfect. Yeah that is. Dead center.

Yeah. Named after the state. Yep. So that would mean Iowa should be Iowa City. Yeah. Well Columbus is damn good. Indianapolis is very good. The capital of Ohio should be Cleveland.

It just should be. Yeah. Or Sandusky. Cleveland. Yeah. Yeah it should. Terre Haute perhaps. North Dakota's pretty good. Carson City's nonsensical. Carson City's crazy. Crazy. Well okay as a homer what do you think about Jackson? It's too far down. It is a little far down but. But if people come and

assume that the capital is the premier city. It is a little far down but- But if people come and assume that the capital is the premier city. It's a- yeah but it's not- nobody lives in Jackson anymore. It's about right but it's also- I don't know. Whatever since the time it moved out? Jackson is the biggest city. Jackson probably is still the biggest city. But is it the premier city of the state? Yeah but it should- yeah. Tupelo?, it's the politics are weird Let's see no two blows not big enough to those only like 50,000 people Elvis good mall Elvis Elvis yeah, it's born in Tupelo cool. Yep

Man Elvis was popular is so popular his birthplace is a little slow house And it's right off, it's right off Main Street. You can go left and go to Hardee's and McDonald's. You go to right to go to Elvis's house. That dude. Still there. Speaking of popularity, three birthdays. Oh, here we go. Wait, hold on. Let's do an ad real quick. I wanna hear this. Do do the Tommy John ad real quick, Brandon. I love the three birthday game. Somebody give me a sheet. Here you go. No problem, pal. Would y'all like me to pull my pants down

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John dot com slash yak. Great job Brandon. Thanks. Great job. Kyle your birthdays. Three birthdays. Three birthdays let's do it. Who is in who is currently in the most bedrooms. All right. Represented in the most bedrooms? All right represented in the most bedrooms, okay? Owen Wilson, huh? David Ortiz Caleb Williams Caleb Williams, David Ortiz on posters like that Around the world. All right. Hold on big cat. Hold on. Hold on. Let me think about this David Ortiz has two decades of this. David Ortiz has two decades of posters accruing in

kids' bedrooms. I'm thinking it's Ortiz, because he's Dominican. Caleb Williams has about six months of being in Chicago kids' bedrooms, right? Was he popular at college? He was popular in college, but that's still, even still, that's four years. David Ortiz goes back to like 2002, being really good in baseball. It's Ortiz. I think Ortiz has 2002 being really good in baseball. It's Ortiz.

I think Ortiz has a lot of the Latin American. It's Ortiz by a mile. Owen Wilson is a global star. Yeah, do you think people have like- But is he getting on bedroom walls? Movie posters. Marley and me or- Nobody has a Marley and me poster hanging in the car. Wedding Crashers? Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers. He's in a lot of- Oh, he's not in Dodgeball, I'm sorry. Wedding Crashers would be his wall poster. But who would have that as their wall poster? Somebody, there's wedding crashes. I have an entire room full of movie posters. I don't have wedding crashes, but I-

What was he, Midnight in Paris? Was that? Yeah. That's probably in some hipster's Zoolander. Shanghai Nights? I don't know what- Yeah, he might be in- You gotta imagine like-

And he's not on the Armageddon poster. No one outside of America has Caleb Williams stuff in there, right? and a lot of Puerto Rico the islands could have David Ortiz they got a lot I think it might be Owen Wilson, but are people outside America big on posters like we are is that like a I don't know I don't think we invented posters, but I feel like poster bedroom culture. That's like What were y'all what were y'all's teenage bedrooms like? Smiles posters the fuck up. I had an ACDC themed room.

I had a Looney Tunes, a Tiger Woods, nine Michael Jordans. Nine Michael Jordans? That was a big room. A bunch of Michael Jordans. Tiger Woods out of David Robinson, some Dan Marinos. I had a bunch of posters. I was a movie poster guy for a little bit too. I had a twister poster. I was a movie poster guy for a little bit too. I had a twister poster. Okay What movies I had a dude? Where's my car? Which was my favorite movie growing up? But then I wanted to look cool and I had Freddie verse Jason poster But I was I'd never seen the movie

I would just want I acted like I saw the movie and I acted like it was one of my favorites in college I had a fear and loathing in Las Vegas poster. I had like seen it once I didn't care that much Okay, but it like made me seem cool cool to me I had a comic the insult triumph the insult comic dog on my rugby house door which was like right where the keg usually was and it said this is a nice room for me to poop on and then one night when I was out at the bar someone did go in there and took a shit took a shit yeah they shit your room shit my room that seems didn't even use the treasure chest the rugby guys were always sneaking in and I doubt it living next to the girls rugby house the sound

of woman on woman pussy lapping had to keep people up for days and nights nights. It was exhausting. It's like you know those things you have to if you're going through a lot of mail and you got to like wet your thumb again to get the clothes and curtains. You gotta think for your tongue. It's like oh my god. I've been pretty big into every country has a tourism logo you know how like visit every state has it too. Yeah but I've been pretty big into Every country has a tourism logo, you know, like visit every state has it too Yeah, but I've been just looking at every country's tourism logo and they're there are some really good and some really bad Give me an example of one of each Really Canada is the best branded country. Everything is exactly the same leaf red Canada. Yeah, really well branded. It's like the Pittsburgh of countries worst is Slovakia

What's their deal? It says Slovakia like good. It's oh it says it says like something really Hold on one second, but I just remember taking note of that It's yeah jj jistatou We're Slovakias their cap their capital is bordering two other countries. That's a fact We're looking at Tourism logo it says travel to Slovakia good idea wait. What was the final which is really for those bedrooms? We think Ortiz are Owen Wilson. We think he Williams is last. I think it's Ortiz I think Kayla Williams is in a shitload of bedrooms right now

But Ortiz is is still in bed. I think yeah Latin American homes I think there's rooms he just hasn't come down in yet. Yeah Maybe you're right. It's hard to tell yeah, you're possible to tell and Kayla Williams really only has like six months of being famous in Chicago Yeah, you're possible to tell and Caleb Williams really only has like six months of being famous in Chicago Yeah, I feel like wouldn't he be on a ton of posters in college like in USC like Fanbase replace Erlacher is a black you're still seeing like my homes would blow out everyone I don't know not are they still selling posters like that that heads like good-looking movie actors who teenage girls will have a poster of But Owen Wilson he might have like not a teenage girl thing anymore. No no no no it never was

Chinese kids might like them But Patrick homes wait you guys are saying Patrick homes isn't in more bedrooms and Owen Wilson and David Ortiz No, no, that's not what we said you you say blow everybody out of the water Who's buying posters like that anymore like bad heads is are they that popular I don't think that's do that good today they can be any they can be pictures like I think my home's in a route the only thing I can remember the only old school fairs yeah right but I need to stock up on posters but Owen Wilson isn't what I'm not saying oh Wilson you I'm saying oh well you got Patrick my homes would dominate everybody no no not everybody

I'm saying those those two Danny is your childhood room still as it was when you were a kid No parents moved, but it was a lot of Brian Ehrlich or Michael Jordan Mine's changed as well Here's a question going off your tourism logos unbiased opinion, Chicago You don't even have to call the best flag, but definitely most popular is there too proud of it is there but is there another city who's right I don't know another city that has a flag like that Maryland is a state wheeling West Virginia ripped off the Chicago flag really yeah looks a little better yeah there any other city flag you can even know what so much think of like he has the three stars

Yeah, that's a pretty good all right That's it looks like an Eastern European. That's not that's a good flag. I think that was a really good City flags might be a new That looks like It doesn't match up to very don't mind that these look that feels like a failed like soccer league team yeah American very that is Central America Yeah, that looks like it's dripping. It looks like you had to kill some Native American like It's like a dream catcher.

These are way better than the state ones. Whoa! That's too much. That looks like Japan if they had won the war. Yeah. Yeah, like an eyeball watching you. It kind of looks like... Nah.

Nah. That's like a Scandinavian country no one can name. Huh. This is an island country. It needs to be flipped. This is an island country. It's backwards. No, it's an island. But no, It needs to be flipped is an island country backwards That's an island, but no it needs to be flipped the other direction. I think again. That's backwards American

Colorado knows how to do City flags are way better. Holy shit. I like that too It's another field is there one city flag designer out there that just made all these this guy's in his bag Yeah, this one's good good spacing It's it's like the color scheme that is matching everybody about No Yeah, that's too much going on guys. That looks illuminati. Oh, they're holding hands. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's pedofil. That looks like an Asian island. Yep this is another Asian island. Yeah how's

that for Cedar Rapids. Yeah that is not Cedar Rapids. No. That's just a guy. I don't like that. No. Hate that. Okay. No wait that's pretty cool. That's good. That's the way. They've got too much to work with for that to be a flag. Yeah. L'Oreal. Good flags. I agree. Wait. Wait.

What were we on? What were we on, TJ? Were we on great? Oh, we were great. Okay. So now we're into good flags. Okay. Oh, that's a lot.

Oh, that's cool. That's kind of like postmodern, yeah. That's a great flag. That's a great flag. That looks like a salsa. Brandon, does that fit the vibe of Jackson? Not really, especially. Oh, it's a stop sign? Whoa.

Orlando Spartan. But Orlando, that looks like it's the ocean, right? Yeah. A whale blowhole. Honorable mention. These are very nice. Very nice. Is TJ subscribed to this cat.

Good video. Wow, wow, wow. Phoenix, Thornton, Seattle, Las Cruces. They're all okay. Seattle's giving little sperm. I don't know why you'd make it just a white flag. Yeah, these are honorable mentions. Nah.

That's not horrible. That's kinda cool. Reno's pretty good.'s not horrible. Oh, I like that. Reno's good. Oh, South Carolina's got great. Reno's like an outdoor brand's logo. No. That's good. That's the worst one I've seen.

I'd be good on a car. I like that. No. Yeah, that was like a bumper sticker on a Salt Life car. That's pretty cool. I like that. That looks exactly like a Premier League. Does that look like Brighton, TJ?

Yeah. Or Zah? That's no. They didn't even get started on that one. Yeah, that's. Whoa. That's awesome. I'm a fan of that.

I don't think you guys know flags. What's your favorite? What's your top flag? I like the pelican. Whoa. That looks weird. That's boring. That's a carnival game.

Oh no. No. It goes infinite though. I think, yeah, do you get more leeway to get like a little freaky with city flags? I think so. I think so. I watched a full video from a vexillologist on why Chicago's is perfect and why, like, breaking down what goes into a perfect flag.

If there's any Yak listeners who are, who live in a smaller town or city, go down to City Hall and see if they'll let us make a flag for them. Oh, I would love that. Or I was gonna say, can we make a Yak flag? Which is, they ripped off Chicago. Just put West Virginia color.

Is it a good flag now? What if we, no we know if we if we we should the yak should pick a city right now We should just like host the city. It should be our city. I mean yak city will come we'll do a flag Like whole ceremony we get a key. Yeah, I want it to be out west a Yakima Yakima Yakima maybe Yakima wait. Where's Yakima Washington? Can we get see if City Hall? We got a what's the pop of Yakima? It might be too big not too big probably like 40 to 63 how much money can we call the office of Yakima?

I want to call City Hall of Yakima or wall Walla Walla. Walla Walla would be cool. I wanna get a city. What if we get sponsored by some small city tourism boards? Oh, I'd love that. We highlight their city for the day. 100,000. Yeah, that's too big. Oh, too big.

Too big. What's their flag look like now, though? Is there another city that has Yak in the name? What if we all pick a small city and we have to each pitch to them And like we each design their flag and pitch we'll make a little cup. Oh that sucks Oh, I don't even think that's an official city flag. I think that's a seal of the Indian nation of Yakima Yeah, that's right. Oh, there's two yaks in France. Are they selling cities like that?

Hit them up. I want a city, I want... Yakutai, Alaska. Okay. That might be something. How far is it? Far, it's in Alaska. Mm.

Ha ha ha. Can't drive it. Population 65 Far. It's in Alaska. Mm. Ha ha ha. Can't drive it. Population 657. That's perfect. Kind of big for Alaska. Yakutat. Yakutat? Yeah.

There it is. OK. Get some visuals. Oh, that's ocean front, too. Skyline. Oh, it's so bad. Actually, not as far as it could be. I'll accept that apology. Yeah, you're right. Damn. it's so bad. Actually not as far as it could be. I'll accept that apology.

Yeah, you're right. Damn it. It is still Alaska. Yakutat, Alaska. Huh. Oh, it's stunning. Oh, surfers. What's their flag, though?

Yeah, do they have a flag? Maybe we should go for Yakima. That's a lot of people. That's decent. Do they have a strip club? That's Yakitat's flag. I wonder what the most remote strip club is. Russian? America?

Gotta be in some way out there mining town. This is an alternative mystery. I think we need a fan to come up with... A fan who lives in a smaller city who might know some... Maybe we... Do you think we have a mayor watching? Oh, definitely. That would be sick. There's so many mayors.

And we'll come up with the flag, and we'll come and we'll do a whole show there. Would love that. That would be so sick. Does our town have a teenager mayor? Bethlehem? He's almost. He's 12. He's almost a teenager.

Okay. I want a town now. That would be so sick. He's almost he's almost well. Okay. I Want a town now that'd be so sick. Yeah, I feel like no one wants to make the flag It's like a obligation they gladly hand off. Oh, yeah, Montana. Okay people 330 okay, there's City Hall we could call And if we could even get him to drop an egg drop an a yeah first day silent Unincorporated what does that mean nothing that means is you can do whatever you want I think That means they don't have a postal so it's also beautiful That looks amazing they don't have a postal service? It's also beautiful.

That looks amazing. You're literally looking at it. Brandon, you would lose your fucking mind. You guys don't know who the fuck I am. Brandon, you wouldn't be able to handle it. I would. The isolation. Perfect. I don't want to see my neighbors.

You'd move to Yak, Montana. In a second. And look, it's where two rivers Montana. In a second. Look, it's where two rivers meet. In a second? In a second. I'd go right now. Uh, Indiana. Yak, Montana real estate.

Is there a feature, TJ, where you can randomly drop that person? Or it has to be very intentional? You could probably do like a random, I mean that's just what GeoGuessr is right? Oh yeah I guess. If you looked up like random coordinates and then plugged it in. Wait there's a small town in Colorado that's's just fully ax The actual animal yeah Ridgeway, Colorado Like they're just roaming free. Yeah, it's a breeding ground for yaks now that looks awesome beautiful. Holy shit Drop it until it's not beautiful. Well. I like there's a talker that does that or until it's shitty. Yep. Yep

Well, hold on spin around. Yeah, that's shitty. Yeah That's wait. What's map crunch? Just randomly dropped you Oh, by the way, you guys missed it, but the Sporkle World Championship is coming to Chicago in August. No way Yes, what category do they do? I don't know. We have his rainbow gonna be here I don't know we could get him through on the yak. I don't know. I Gave you everything. I know. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm digging for something that's not there. I'm out of information.

It's just here. SporkleCon. Oh my God. Where is it at? And they don't tell ya. We realize that we're the most, we're the least talented, most watched Sporkle people. Gotta be.

Easily. And as an homage to Sporkle con and a treat for the audience and fans We should just play nothing but Sporkle for that week. Yeah, I confused this with GeoGuessr this entire time Oh, no the sex at Sporkle con must be nuts Yeah, all dudes No, just balls. It's the most nuts sex. No dicks. There's nuts everywhere.

Do you think they, like, if you hook up at SporkleCon, do you think, like, dirty talk has been... Like, wrong trivia. Yeah, or just... It's a dirty talk. Yeah, or just like... I think trivia people aren't... Five parts of your body.

What's the seven hardest things to say right now? Yeah. Yeah. Put it in me. Top four places I want to lick. Yeah. Yeah. SporcoCon's going to rock. We're probably going to forget about it.

Yeah, already did. Yeah. I told Steven to give us a reminder. Four months, three months, two months, one month out. Thank you, Steve. In advance. Hopefully the one month out, we'll still be able to get. What, you doing a road game now, Steven?

What are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing there Stevie? It's death. I had to write something for polar. Oh, that's why Zod didn't answer Make sense That does make sense where did tightest go? I had to handle something. Oh See soldier boy mentions on a new song. No smoking that midget knows uh no way what wait that is that It's over the weekend I think it's on Twitter he was smoking on a gigantic blunt I'm guessing and but it wasn't weed Smoking on Zando midget or smoking on Z no midget my bad shit Wait what's that behind?

Does he have a wheel yeah, that's sick too It looks so much better than our wheel way better fuck That's good. That's funny is a good one. It looks so much better than our wheel. Way better. Fuck. That's good. That's funny. Za is a term for marijuana, right? Yes. Za Za? Yeah, absolutely.

Did he reply to Za's tweet? Maybe not. Did anyone watch the Martha Stewart talk this weekend? No. Oh, 100% no. OK. Next. Girl boss?

What was it? Baddest bitch in town. She was cheating on her husband, right? No. As she dabbled once with an Irishman. That's cheating. She kissed somebody in a chapel once. That's cheating.

He was prolifically cheating. Wait, kissing in a chapel is worse than sex. On her honeymoon. Wait, what? Yes. Highly recommend. Highly recommend what? Kissing in a chapel?

It was magical. You had to be there. It was Europe. You had to understand the environment. It was Easter. Well, did he understand? He didn't know until this doc came out. Oh.

He was a dog. Oh, he was cheating? How do you cheat on Martha Stewart? And she was a hottie boomalottie back then. She still is hot. She still is hot, yes. If she cheated on the honeymoon, then she was the first to cheat. Yeah, she opened the door.

Unless she cheated at the wedding. He was probably cheating before, sounds like. He's not cheating at weddings, happens? Yes. In porn, it does. Unfortunately, yes. Yes. That's crazy.

Kate, why did you hate what happened? No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I've heard stories. Yeah. Not mine. I'm just saying. I've heard stories. Yeah. Not mine. I'm just saying. How much of the doc did you get through before your kid started crying? I'm still not done yet, but she just got out of prison.

She made friends. She like crushed it at prison. No, duh. She's cheating a real prison, Kate. She kind of did. People were getting beat. No did. People were getting beat. No chance. People were getting jumped.

Watch the documentary. She went to, like, play tennis prison. You got to watch the documentary. There was no fresh vegetables for the girls. What? Yeah, white collar prison actually seemed like an awesome time. There were no fresh veggies.

Yeah, but you said she had to grow her own. So those are fresh vegetables. Oh, she had a garden. She had a garden in prison? There were no fresh veggies. Yeah, but you said she had to grow her own? So those are fresh vegetables. Oh, she had a garden. She had a garden in prison? There was a garden there. OK. That's not fair. They had a garden.

But don't get caught lacking there. They had a garden in prison, but it was a hard time. She's cussing. She's like, if your man's cheating on you, fuck that guy. He's a piece of shit. She's like going off in the stock. You're just like, she?

Martha. I'm going to say right now now I'm confidently never going to watch it. I think I might. You're missing out. Yeah. I'm on a, I'm on a, I always like rediscover movies once a year and every time I watch a movie I'm like this is fucking good. What was it? Wolf of Wall Street got me.

Yeah. And I had never seen it. I want to do it. I had never seen it. I was like oh my God I need more movies. What do you think was the best? And then I watched Vice after that. I did two movies one day. What do you think is the best movie you've seen in theaters? Batman Dark Knight. Yep. That was awesome.

I remember Wolf came out like Christmas Day. I saw it after. Oh, you call it by its shorthand? I'm seeing Moana too. Pretty pumped for that. Pirates of the Caribbean I remember seeing in theaters. And like, wow. Yeah, what is the best? Twister was my best movie experience. I saw Steven Private Ryan in theaters. Yeah, oh that one was...

I've never been like a movie guy where I'm excited to go to the movie. I just end up at the movie. Independence Day did it to me too. Oh, that's a good one. Armageddon. Yeah. That was a good movie. They used to be spectacles though.

Yeah, summer. Used to just be bangers. You know what I didn't see in the theater, and I always regretted it? Jurassic Park I didn't see in the theater. I had to leave the theater as a kid. Really? I couldn't handle it.

Yep, Jurassic Park. I saw that in the drive-in. That ruined your parents' day. Yep, sure did. Yeah, they had to go get drunk in the driveway. Have you ever left a movie theater? I have. What?

Bad movies. When I would date between age 16 and 21, all we had to do was go to the movies and go to dinner. So we'd go to every movie that came out on Friday and Saturday nights, and we went to a lot of stinkers. The horse whisperer I walked out of. What's the horse whisperer?

I swear to God, I was about to say that's one that I, my mom and I, it's terrible. What is the horse whisperer? It was Robert Redford. And he was living in Montana and he was doing a horse thing. And it was just so boring that he couldn't, me and my girlfriend looked at each other and was like, let's leave.

This little girl falls, there's this horse accident and he's gonna whisper them back together. I left, there will be blood. Whoa. Oh, that's, that one's a good, I, it's slow but that's a good payoff. I ruptured my spleen. Oh. Oh.

That's fine. I loved the movie. I left Interstellar. Whoa. But it's because I was. Confused. No, I was by myself. Made you feel small and minuscule.

I was in a different town. I was by myself and I went late at night thinking I can make it through it and I was just falling asleep so I just had to leave. I said I'll watch it later. I left Avatar, Blue People, Avatar. Why? Glasses and 3D movies don't oh yeah I

don't like those Stephen you probably left a bunch of movies I bet he never no I usually stick it out I did recently see a movie and as soon as it ended I just went there what movie was it shit it um shit was the stripper movie anora yes that was recent yes couple like a week ago and you did what what did you do as soon as it ended I just said and walked out I was like your arms crossed at least probably yeah okay late night showing yeah might be up for best picture. You see a lot of movies, Chay. I try to go about twice a month. He's got a movie review franchise. Yeah, gotta keep it going. I'm gonna see Wicked this week. Maybe Gladiator 2. Okay. By the way, Mobile X is a new app-based

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But Big Cat kind of pointed it out there. Do you want to? But I moved pretty quickly past it. Do you want to cuss his kids or something? I moved pretty quickly past it. Tell him he's a piece of shit. I was a professional. Yeah.

No, he didn't call anything out. But yeah, you looked at me and that that's you actually made a bigger deal out of it than I did. I will forever make a big deal forever. Did when you said on the group text that we're going to you want to plan our Thanksgiving. Yeah, we got to do right now. You want to plan it now or off air right now? Don't borrow after the act. we're gonna we're gonna tape a dump draft for Wednesday of Thanksgiving. Will stuffing make sense? Will it keep in one piece? I don't know. I think if you compress it enough you got to really jam it in there.

Do y'all want to do cake mix instead of stuffing I think we should we have three of the things we need seven we got more than three don't we though we already have one before last week so we're bringing in D UMP to UMP Help me. I'm going to be with you. You're the dollar, aren't I? Do-do-do-do-do. We could do like, I think Kate suggested on the group, and do like one is cake, one is stuffing, one is something else.

And then we can separate it by the devices. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Sure, sure. So dump is our key. Acronym. Yes. So a D ingredient, a U ingredient,, and M U is going to be tough. We already established there's no real foods. What about a dump? We don't use real foods.

What if we call it a dump cake? It would be a dump cake. Can I make a, each dump cake is like this big, right? Sure. We don't know. We've never made them. I think they're like not that big. Like you could eat a whole one in a sitting, right? Yeah, I think so. I could, yeah. Showcase. Dump cake or damp cake? Dump cake. Or damp cake.

Dump. Don't be bitches. Dump. You. Figure it out. You throws you in a loop. Well, we could get dumb. We could get freaky with you.

Unsalted peanuts. Done. Un, un, un. Unpasteurized milk. Yeah. It's got to be Thanksgiving stuff, right? No. No, not dang great. No. No. done. Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un- Yeah, we'll take some leeways with the use. Dump. Since it's a dump cake, should there be one mystery laxative mix? No, there shouldn't be. I'll just say that right now.

So what are we doing the bases? Are we getting multiple? I think the bases you should draft. Let's do cakes. No, I think there should be stuffing, there should be cakes, there should be cornbread, and you have to draft a base. But what if all the bases aren't going set what if what if they're not? Created equally I think cakes guaranteed to set because you put it on a cake mix

Brownie so the most of the dump she does are dessert so it could be Thanksgiving dessert Who's gonna buy the me I can go I'll buy a bunch of mixes just let Che do it I can get a bunch of stuff. I think go to an Asian market. I like going to the grocery store every now and then I'll do it. I'm going right after you don't like going to the grocery store. No, I don't I lied I'll get some stuff tomorrow morning. I love going to the grocery store. I do too though But then where are you to bring in in D-U-M-P? Yeah, yeah, that's gonna go in that depths of that cake. And what do we call it, a wild card? What do we call it?

A wild card. How is she going to fuck this up? By being her. I feel like she's on a path. Yeah, she's going to put hers in a treasure chest. We should give Kate and Che a very vague, ruled game and just watch them. Both their brains just explode. They just ask questions for two hours?

That was pace of a meeting. Kate would be the leader of that duo, and, yeah, play to both of their weaknesses. I've been having, like how I said, seven out loud the other day. I've been having moments where I'm out with my kids, like outside, and I'm like, am I wearing pants right now?

Like, I feel, I have this recurring fear now that I've gone out of the house somehow. Are you losing your, am I wearing pants right now? Like I feel, I have this recurring fear now that I've gone out of the house somehow. Are you losing your mind? Without wearing pants. Like Mike Tyson. Perhaps, that was one hell of a. Yep.

I thought that was fake, because Tom Mullins sent it to me. Oh, of course he did. Was he in on it? Was that like a stage thing? No, I don't think so. I didn't watch any of it. Was that whole production a shit show?

It was. Yeah, a lot of buff so. I didn't watch any of it. Was that whole production a shit show? It was. Yeah, a lot of buffering. Netflix, yeah, crashed, and Jake Paul could have knocked him out, but he didn't, which is kind of contrary to what a fight is. Mm-hmm. So. There were also these clips saying Jake Paul was signaling to Mike Tyson to take it easy. I didn't see any of it.

Mike, Jake Paul could have put him in the hospital. Oh, he's 27. Yeah. Fighting a 56-year-old or something? 58. 58? I mean, Mike Tyson's been doing this forever. With likely CTE, yeah. Yeah, Mike Tyson's, the last 30 years has been Mike Tyson doing fights where we're like, oh, but one punch.

Yeah. And the one punch never happens. Because boxing training videos, if you have any skill in boxing and you do a training video, you look like the toughest person in the world. Yeah, we do it with Ruffin Rowdy. Yeah, true. But is there any example of someone of that age still having it in any way?

How old was he? He was 44. Yeah, that's not quite Wilhelm started three games for the Dodgers that's yeah in 1971 yeah did Jamie Moyer get to 50 no I think he retired at 48 or 49 is Rich Hill retired I don't know if he's officially retired. How old is Rich Hill? Old. Jamie Moyer got it. How old was he? 44.

44. That's Rich Hill. That's rowing baseball, not fighting him. How old was Jamie Moyer though, when he retired? Bartolo was pretty... Yeah, Bartolo was old. He was in his 40s, right? Julio Franco was old, but he wasn't a pitcher.

49. 49 years old. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. It is, but it's not fighting. Not fighting a man. 49. 49 years old. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. It is but it's not fighting. Not fighting a man. Yeah, you're right. Great point. Yeah, you got me on that. Still pretty old though. It's objectively old. Very impressive. Bron's gonna be 40. Yep. 40 ain't old. You're going to be 40 in a podcast. Stop thinking like that. 40 feels old. Does it? Yeah.

Not really. Yeah, but with athletes, yes. But if you look at movies, like 40-year-old actors are still fucking 19-year-old actors. True. Let's see who's 40. I bet you a lot of young people are 40. Tons of young people are 40.

I don't think so. Oh, I saw a young 40-year-old the other day. One of those young guys from tons of young people. I don't think so. Oh, I saw a young 40 year old the other day, one of those young guys from Yellowstone's 40. The blonde hair one. I was like, I thought he was like 28. Yeah. I think you guys are trying to make me feel better. No, you're too blinded by sports. We don't give a shit if you feel better or not.

Katy Perry's 40. See, see, our man, Chad Wild Clay, the name future being 40 is a little depressed. None of these guys are young. These are all future... You're not helping me right now. Zuckerberg is young. Plaza's young. T-Pain. Prince Harry? Rogers.

I would have thought Ben Shapiro was 55. Kid Cudi's young. Yes. Mello's young. Mello's not young, buddy. Nevermind. Yeah, these people are generally old. Calvin Harris? Yeah, shit. Never mind. Yeah, these people are... Calvin Harris? Generally old. Yeah, this backfired.

Oh, Adam Driver. Is he just in bad movies now, Adam Driver? I feel like he hasn't had a good movie in a while. Yeah. What's up with that? Is he the ugliest person people consider good-looking? I kind of get it. I've heard about it. People say he's hot right got a great

but he's very ugly he's not I okay is you need to keep working on it sounds like it's not ready to come out of microwave yet he's got broad show something about a dude with broad shoulders well there's a problem with my hair cake because it basically is essentially like it'd be like if Steph Curry couldn't shoot threes he wouldn't be that good at basketball. You're right. But that's like duh. Right, that's not a take. But also you don't know that. True. He could be. I think there's a difference between beauty and attraction. I really want to say this. He's the ugliest hot guy. I don't want to. I want to say it. Spin the wheels. I'll text

it. Someone has to say what is what is that bad. No I don't think he could ever be hot. I think he'd be handsome. Ugliest hot guys. Jeremy Allen White. I'm scared to say that. Did you. He's also an ugly hot guy. Spin the wheel, TJ. Did you see the park near my house this weekend had a Jeremy Allen White look-alike contest? And the guy who won looked so much like him. It was crazy. No, I don't want to. What am I?

It's perfect. Is he going to say your take? Yeah. Do y'all want to piggyback, get in on anything that I need to say real quick? Nope. If there's anything you've been wanting to say but you can't. Yeah, let me look through my list.

Shay, what were you saying about Mexicans? Great food. You can use your own language for this. Okay. You don't have to do exactly what I said. Oh, you texted him. I wanted for you to come. Is this an offensive take about a certain person?

It's hard to say I Don't I think this is I Said I was working on I think it's fine to say I don't but I don't I'll say it But but again, it's a Steph Curry thing like then this is like oh Steph Curry can't shoot through it like no shit This is my idea. That's why he's great my thought or shit thought if it had to be considered one of these things would it be Misogynistic yeah, yeah, no misogynistic yeah, possibly. I was I was thinking sexist more than misogynist Okay, so I was thinking over the weekend. You know how I'd be thinking If Sydney Sweeney didn't have massive jugs would she be hot what the fuck Brandon Wow that's a really good thought dude

She's she's hot. What are you? that's a really good thought dude. She's she's hot What are you that's a really good Boston? Do you think if she didn't have the huge gigantic cans would we consider her hot? That's Kate this is disgusting they would think this Technology to make that happen TJ. Do you have like an untitify? That's crazy, dude It's just something I've been thinking of okay Yeah, maybe you also before you judge me you thought about it too, then what is Adam drivers titties?

I see what you're getting at this was off the Adam driver conversation right like so what are the titties? I have a great with someone else height is it as height as this height is titties It's not where the broads height man titties, again, if a hurricane didn't have all the wind and rain, it would be the matter of a storm. That's what I'm saying. I feel like you can't say. The thing makes no sense, because like Steph Curry, you know, he hits three.

She does have massive. It does. We're debating her face. She's got a hot face. She's got a good face. Does she? Yeah. I think she does.

Beautiful lady. She's a pretty lady. She's very pretty. Very pretty. Yeah. I think even without the incredible. See, you make a good point. And even there's even roles.

She's taking a picture. Can I see her face? She's yeah, she's very pretty. Yeah. Oh, she's pretty. She's pretty. Kyle, we have someone. I have agreed with the take that she looks kind of syndrome me, but not in an ugly way. Not in an ugly way. No, that look at that. That's a really good. No, that's a good picture. She's she's hot. I always thought she was not Kyle

It's just a great actress Brandon's just a pig we've talked about this on the act we have something don't clip that Is there anything else the 30 points to spend game does anyone else have a take they want Brandon to say? No, all right sure It's free right now. This is your only opportunity. I'll give you another one. Got it. I'll send something. Shay's gonna send something? Yeah, let's chase it. We're just giving you our hot takes so we don't take the trap.

Now every single phone in here is in the hand. Grier text me. I want it on record. I followed Hayes Montoya because I found it interesting. She made it on record. I followed Hayes Montoya because I found it interesting. She made it to NXT Interesting tell you something. Yeah, we watched the knee see we movies cuz I have no problem I this is not my take. I don't know what you're talking about I have no problem forcing my opinion about Sydney Sweeney and her no no no no you said you would take you would take the burden of Bad takes that have not all right said out loud

All right. I'm gonna TJ put put the camera on me Curly fries suck Wow, that's bold I Kind of agree. I don't think you can just say that though. You can't just say it. He just said it. Yeah, I He just said that's crazy. That just said it. That's crazy. That's crazy, but it's... But it holds no weight now. You might be right. You might be right.

Why does the curly aspect make them suck? It's your take. Is it the curliness that makes them suck? I like this. I'm thinking a more thing. Can I say the curve of a curly fry is often undercooked. Yeah. That makes them good, though.

No. Cur curly fries are and now curve often hit spots That other that straight ones can't know TJ no two touch this one. Oh my god That's just curly fries are either s or a how many times have we done TJ's put tater tots and s-tier and I was there I see a whole lot of Brandon's never had smiley fries. Hold on whoa What's a potato tornado Brandon didn't know about's never had smiley fries. Hold on. Whoa. What's a potato tornado?

Brandon didn't know about the existence of smiley fries until like a month ago. I did not. Potato tornado looks like a giant curly fry. It's like an M&M wrap. Potato tornado. It's like a state fair thing. I've had to take...

Send it to Brandon. Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's bad. Well, it's going off curly fries. Oh. Do you like Arby's or do you just like curly fries? I like their roast beef. You do?

Yeah. I sent you another one. I think our... I think fries are dependent on the sauce and that's more of a factor than the actual style of fry. Mm-hmm. Want that? Just send it?

Oh. No. You have to! No, I don't. You said you would do this. When did we determine this? This was the whole point. You were going to take the burden of our bad takes. And I took two from you. Yeah but take a third. Listen I don't care what happens this weekend in Columbus. I don't care if Indiana gets killed. They still deserve being the college football playoff. Yeah. Whoa. That's crazy, but I agree. That's so dumb.

This is good. Brandon just taking our bad takes. That ball's free to stay there. Because everyone's got bad takes. They just really don't, you know. It's like a, it's not like a fear of saying them out loud. It's like, I don't, I know that they're stupid. You know what I mean? Like I know my my thoughts are stupid and so oh Steven just hit one Actually no um The most unnecessary and worst bumper stickers are the ones that say please be patient student driver Wait no what no, that's why those are Those are the only bumper stickers that are not...

That serve a purpose. Yeah. Literally, there's no other bumper sticker that serves a purpose. Besides that. Who said that's mine? Yeah, Brandon, that's a stupid... It's a hodgepodge. Brandon.

Just gonna lay me out here to die? Whoa, that's yours, Danny! Well, Steven, do you agree with that? Oh, Danny! That's not mine. I think student driver things are necessary Whose take was that? Pay on the camera to the left of chai, please What? You know, they serve a purpose

What other no they don't what happens after your teenager it turns 17, they're still marked as a student driver That's when they come. Oh, are you okay? Wait hold on hold on are you saying someone bought it? Are you actually saying the student driver car? No, not the one that you use that. Oh the one that one has a real purpose. Yeah Yeah, the hell is doing that. Oh, yeah, no, I agree. I have one on my car right now really I take it the fuck off. Okay, right Do you know just take it off there? They're not they're not um, I thought you were literally talking about the car that you get In with the instructor magnetized

Yeah, mine's magnetized you guys got some bad taste one filled filled the box I've thought about putting like baby on board or kids on board, sticker on my card, but then I thought about the times that I drive like a dickhead and I don't want to get judged. Yeah, you don't want your baby to get judged? She just cut me off with a baby in the car. Yeah.

So I can't. Well, you got one, Nick? It's not really a take, it's a correct fact. I don't want to ever, I don't want to be the mouthpiece of this. Okay. Brandon's the perfect, he's mouth correct fact. I don't want to ever, I don't want to be the mouthpiece of this. Okay. Brandon's the perfect, he's mouth to south. Listen, y'all know me, right?

Yeah. I hate talking shit on a co-worker. Yeah, everybody works hard. But Viva LaStulle tweeting a pic of Jerry and Russell Wilson's faces on the bodies of Sam and Frodo with the caption Ring chasing makes zero fucking sense and pissed me up to no end. They already had the ring They were being chased if anything they should have been ring rafts ring race or saran or even orcs. That's facts All that makes no fucking sense. Also Russell's it has a ring right and those two had the ring They were trying to destroy it. Oh, they had the ring on their person his point in time. What's the one below it?

JB loved it Yeah, this that that piss you off didn't piss me off his brand and all. Because I guess it makes no sense. Yeah, they did the chase ease. Yeah, they had the ring from the very beginning. They were trying to return it to the thing and then get rid of it. Listen, man, that's what I think. Viva la stool does a good job.

Whoever that may be. Yep. I've blocked them before. Yep. Steven, you got one? I thought you were finished not finished talking. It's been sent to a. It's in.

It's on its phone. Oh, yeah. It's not necessarily mine. The next one he reads. That's not a take. What was it? I mean, I'll read it if you think I should read it, the bottom one. My butt crack is hairy as hell. Y'all dealing with this too?

Anonymous, definitely not Che. What? Che, you have a hairy ass? My butt crack is hairy as hell. Y'all dealing with this too? That's shocking. Read the last two words, or three words. Anonymous, definitely not Che.

What? Whoever sent that. It's a good topic of conversation, I think. Harry Buckrax. Harry Buckrax? Who was the? That's who got signed? You're walking around with Dingleberry.

Who was the golfer last week? Rory McDonough. No, no, no. Tiger Woods. That's, yeah. No, Harry. It was Harry. Harry Cox. Harry Cox? Harry Cox signed the Grand Canyon. No, no, no. Tiger Woods. That's, yeah. No, Harry. It's Harry. Harry Cox.

Harry Cox? Harry Cox signed the Grand Canyon. That's his name? Yeah, Harry Cox. That's pretty funny. Yeah. Get it? Yeah, because Cox can be a penis.

There, Harry Cox. Love that. Oh, he's English. That counts. What about, have you guys, have we talked about the really goth volleyball player for that college? Yeah, boys estate, okay? Oh? Yeah

Anybody in the office can text takes to Brandon yeah, there you go match day surf city challenge. She's the one on the left Is that goth now yeah painting your face white yeah, I think I Think I'm offended by no No, you're taking our takes let out no pass. I'll take a Jerry take before I'll take that Calling somebody the best gambler in the office. No no Yeah. Calling somebody the best gambler in the office? No. No.

Were any of you ever into the goth gals? No. No. No. No. No. Scary, scary. I texted Brandon to say I got no problem with men playing women's sports.

Yeah, I want some more bad takes. You know people got them. Yeah. Where's Nikki Sm or white socks Dave. Who's in the gambling cave right now. Oh mouse. Alice said worse. Evo has bad ones. Evo mouse sack. Oh my God. Jerry. That's here. So tiny. I want nobody bad takes because we should be more open to giving bad takes. Like, hey, I'm not ready. Like, the curly fries thing, I'm not going to fight anyone on it.

No. It's just a take I have. It's also objectively wrong. Well, I'm not going to fight you. Malice, come here. Give us your worst take. You too, Jerry. Worst take.

If you'd like to text it to me, I'll say it. You could text him. Give us your worst take. No, I can't. Text Brandon a bad take. One that everyone's going to be like, dude, you're wrong. Well, I feel like that's everything I ever said. I said, I think curly fries suck. Wow, but that's...

Brandon said it. Brandon said it. Text him about bonus. Who knows? What did you say? Don't you feel like people need to earn the right to procreate? No, oh, I think that was with the map I said if you can't label the 50 states in the map you shouldn't be able to vote was my team That was my take I can't I can't do it why I get cancelled you've you've you're not

This is this is this is can Text it to Brandon. That's the bricks to me. Let me look at it. I sit a brand and they can censor it That way you don't have to be canceled. I'm not gonna say it if it's if it's too if it's too crazy Text to me and Brandon what whose number is this? The entire country should be allowed to use y'all not just the south. It's just a contraction not southern slang the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yeah. Let me look. Your notes out as a southern man. Do you agree with that take? Yeah, I think y'all. Yeah, I think y'all almost is ubiquitous now. I think everybody seems to be

if you're in Chicago saying y'all you're getting looks every time. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's kind of a try hard move. Y'all. It's just common. You can tell what it is. Either you got it or you don't. I got it. I don't. Yeah,

you got it. I don't. I've it. Yeah, you got it. I don't. I never heard you say y'all. I don't think I've ever seen y'all. Have you ever tweeted y'all? I bet you tweeted y'all. I guarantee you have, Kyle. Did you send it, Jerry? Yeah. Y'all?

Who did you send it to? In a black way, but not a country one. OK. Oh, OK. Yeah, no, we're not going to say that one. Yeah. You're right, Jerry. Told you I'd get cancer. Yeah, no, we're not gonna say that one. Yeah You're right Jerry, oh Jackie can't yeah you would Harden he buries the lead with the speed limit to 70. He went 125 big cats never tweeted y'all only ever retweeted.

Whoa, it worked back when they had the old retweets. Nice. Yeah, I'm just not a y'all guy. And not even you're trying to keep it down to 140 characters or less. You have to switch that you all to y'all. Are you all ain't guys? Anybody ain't I'm not the only ain't guy in here? I'm not an ain't guy. Growing up it was a big. My mom always told me not to say it. Ain't? Yeah I ain't gonna do that. Sound down. Yeah my mom used to correct me on my English

all the time. It fucking pissed me off. That is annoying. I was like I get it. I don't speak well. All right, well I'm a moron. Yeah We all know we all got it. Yeah, we got it I'm a fucking moron There's nothing you can do about it. You got to be what you are Oh, it sucks cuz like you get disillusioned by the top half like You're in the top half of intelligence in this building, but you're in the bottom 1% in the world. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I have a take to that. As soon as you leave. Yeah. Would Jason? This is just something that's been thrown around in my mind. Would Jason Derulo sound as good to us

if we didn't know he had a massive horse cock? Oh. Oh, yeah. That's easily provable. Like, yeah. Before I knew. Yeah. I really enjoyed his music.

I listened to him less after I found out he had the horse cock. Would Jon Hamm be less cool if he, if we didn't know he had a? Jon Hamm? I didn't know he had a. Was he? What?

Jon Hamm has a big one? Are you guys serious? Yeah, Jon Hamm has a fucking weapon. Where'd you get that? Who would have ever thought otherwise? Right. But once it was confirmed, his coolness definitely went up Mm-hmm

Like would he be as cool is there any way a guy you could be found out that a guy has a real tiny cock and Like how do you come back from that? Oh? Can a guy be cool with a tiny cock yeah like a known tiny cock You like if Shaq had a micro penis that would kind of fuck me up would it yeah I'd be like damn he's accomplished a lot yeah wait can you show us John Hams cock you guys the first the biggest name on the Declaration of Independence tell me you're John Hams cock that should should be a new slide. I can't believe you guys didn't know this.

I know about Fassbender, Michael Fassbender. He's got a big one? Holy mackerel. You got a hog? Yeah, John Hamm is... Yeah, that was like internet headline news for a week or so. Yeah, look at that. Whoa!

What headline is that? Well, I guess it's the bottom edge. It's his headline. Causing a headline. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else is?

Jeez. I love Katie Weaver's work. Celebrity penis. I'm the celebrity penis writer. Going to a sporting event, shouting advice to players, i.e. hockey game, and yelling, shoot the puck, should have you banned from the arena No

That's why we're doing this. Yeah, it's not the fun of going Yeah, whatever you want to talk though can get annoying. I Mean I think people are way too comfortable insulting athletes just because they're Professional or superstars. Yeah It's my my idea that there should be one fight a year. Every player gets one fight a year with a fan. And you never know, it could be you. We do that the most, this company.

Oh yeah. Having a regular-fued golf the PGA Tour with everybody wouldn't really affect anything. Yeah, from perspective. And just get that perspective. Yeah. What would be the best arena to have a mouse at the palace part to it? I just like, did you have a fan like pissing off like Kevin Durant?

He's like, all right, come on out to center court. I'm going to beat your ass. I'm surprised Durant hasn't tried to do that. Yeah. Somebody owned him and it was like actually good and funny. He called himself a service worker. That was a- Durant did.

The servant. Yeah, he called himself a service worker. No wait really Yeah, he was arguing about a guy's parlay and they were like you're a hypocrite cuz you you Advertise with like Fandl or something He's like I don't give a fuck if you win or lose like just don't don't tell me like if you win you say that you're a genius and when you lose it's someone else's fault a service workers Like if you win, you say that you're a genius, and when you lose, it's someone else's fault. A service worker's.

Oh my god. None of these are actually, if you go to a sporting event and do the wave in a game that's even slightly competitive, I don't think you can call yourself a real fan of the team. Watch the game. I love the wave. These aren't bad takes. Try a case against the wave.

That's a good, none of these are bad. That one's fine. I'll say this, the wave, I can do it once. Let it go around once and then let it die. I think the second one's the best one. All right, I got another one. The second go around. People are not following the bad take thing.

Yeah, the reason you're using me is to shield yourself. Okay. All right? Oh, dear. No. Phone just got whipped out again. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You're shielding it. No. Phones just got whipped out again. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

You're shielding it. Yeah. I'm guacamole is wildly overrated and I really don't care who thinks who hears it. That's a bad take. That's a bad take, Brandon. I think it's so much better than salsa. It's crazy. I think salsa's better.

I mean, we're talking. Salsa's definitely better than guacamole. Look at the nutrients. I don't care what the nutrients. I'm not talking about eating chips. Not better than salsa. Salsa's definitely better than guacamole. Guacamole, just, it has- Queso salsa guacamole. Look at this, look at the nutrients. I don't care what the nutrients. I don't care what the nutrients. I'm not talking about eating chips, dude.

I'm not talking about eating chips. Guacamole has much more calories because it tastes better. No, it doesn't taste better. You're not counting calories when you're eating tortilla chips. Yeah, you're off the deep end at that point. I think there is a direct association between calories and taste.

I just, whatever, man. whatever man. See another one. God damn damn. Hey, a lot of bad takes. Bloody Mary's suck. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's not. No, that's not a bad take. Oh, not at all. It's like the combination of the worst ingredients. Yeah. I don't know why we've gaslit ourselves into thinking they're good. And I would love for them to be good. It's crazy. My uncle Donnie, for my age zero to 35, drank a case of Bud Light pretty much every day. Maybe not a case, six pack, drank Bud Light, Bud Light, Bud Light, Bud Light. One day, one day I went down there and I went to my uncle Donnie's kitchen and he was making himself a Bloody Mary and he's drank a Bloody Maryny's kitchen and he was making himself a Bloody Mary and he's drank a Bloody Mary every day since and he's been a much worse person. Yes.

He got into politics. He's all into Trump now. It's just he. Bloody Marys are not good. You didn't know who the president was in 1994. Steven you like Bloody Marys? I do. I very much like Bloody Marys.

I think there's such a like. There can be very bad ones. It's just a try hard move. I'll go to bat four. I think they very much like oh, I think there's such a like there can be very bad I was a try-hard move. I think they're better than beer no Wrong, let me tell you something. What is good about beer? What do you like about it? You go yum something. I don't know about a nice flavor profile. Yeah, you're right. What are you getting? What do you like about it cold beer on a Friday night? You're right. Have you ever had a jeans? Have you ever had a beer that tasted better than a a cool aid? Well, no. Yes. Yes. Maybe. Yes.

Yeah. No. Yes. I hate when people are like tequila tastes great. If I poured three shots of tequila and three shots of Gatorade, one's gonna be significant. One going to be easy to drink. You're still going to struggle with that drink that you think is amazing. Tequila tastes great compared to other liquors. Well, I'll say this Snickers and Reese's peanut butter cups are fine, but neither move the needle and they don't sniff top five Halloween candies to get. They're merely default meds. Agreed is not. Who said that? May as well ask. That's a che. That's a che take I think. Unless you freeze them. I'm

not saying who the takes are. Wait, Snickers and what? Snickers and Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are a top tier Halloween candy. All I'm saying is they don't move the needle and they're not top five Halloween candies. Move the needle. Talking about move the needle. Moving the needle a candy? I'm just, you asked me a question. Yeah, no, I know this is good. This is what I wanted. Give me an airhead. Give me a... No. Oh! No.

No. No. Yeah, give me a butter finger. Why are you saying it like that? A butter finger. Brand? Come on. You just like getting shit stuck in your teeth. Did he call me brand? Yeah, he called you Brand.

I don't like that. I'm trying to think of a... I don't think he said 100 grand. I don't have strong opinions. Oh. You're going to have bad, strong opinions. Hot dogs are better without buns. What?

Pause. Did you see that Ohio State picture? Yeah, that was very funny. Yeah. It was like 10 buns with all the fixings, but no hot dogs. No, think about it though. Chocolate and peanut butter is not a good combination. Oh, they're too rich when together.

They're too rich when together and they're both better alone. Yeah, this one's who said that I will not give that. Who said my take? It is the best combination. Who said that? I can't I can't help you. I want to fight that person. It would have to be someone with a weak little mechanic.

No, no. Kenny! What? Stand by it. Chocolate and peanut butter? It's too rich. There's too much going on. I like chocolate way better alone.

Same with peanut butter. It's overwhelming. Oh, it's too rich? Yes. Every year down the shore, it's too rich? Yes. Every year down the shore, I go to this ice cream place, Merida's, and I get a triple scoop of the chocolate with the chocolate peanut butter. And every single time, I know, I'm

like, I'm going to eat this till I get diarrhea. And I do. But it's worth it. So it is rich, but it's worth it. It's delicious. Oh, no. What do you got? No, it's just don it. It's delicious. What's up? Wait, I'm going. Oh, no. What do you got? No, it's just don't. What?

The DMs are immediately ruining it because it's all about illegal immigration. We're talking about peanut butter. Chocolate, yeah. Come on, guys. Hmm. We should do a show where we just all bring in our worst. As an adult, there's no reason you should go out to eat

at a semi-nice restaurant and order chicken strips. Ordering them at a bar is okay, any sit-down place is not okay. Stop ordering chicken tenders. That's pretty good. That's pretty fucking good. That's really fucking good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Shit. I think live music sucks. Oh, Kyle. Can I co sign this? Wait, I'm not saying entirely. I think the best pleasure someone can feel is that a live performance of their liking. But when some cover band random playing whatever, I'd rather hear it completely produced, mixed, mastered, and on a stereo. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And if it's bad enough, you get that secondhand embarrassment. You don't want that when you're out of the bar. Even if it's fine, it's like, all right. It's always too loud at a bar. There's never a right volume for the cover band. I feel like it gets more asses on the dance floor sometimes, because it's real people, so you feel bad not dancing So you're like fuck it. Let's get up and dance and then I understand

Here's the worst people though the people that get mad at the way somebody else prepares their steak or meat You want the one eating it? Oh you ruin that steak fuck you true That was me I Ordered a well-done burger this weekend, and it was fucking awesome. I sometimes like well-done burgers. It was fucking awesome.

But like, people posting their stakes, like, you don't know how to fucking do that. Oh, you ruined that. Ordering it to my liking. There's sometimes, like, there's a place, there's a time and place where a well-done burger with some ketchup is fine. Oh my god, it was incredible.

Yeah. It's like you kind of want to slum it up a little NFL kickoff time should be noon Eastern 11 Central 820 p.m.. Eastern night games are ridiculous for East coasters Get rid of the kickoff get rid of the extra point what? Yeah, I think they suck. So, kicking out? Field goal still in? At least the extra point. It serves no purpose. What do you think about my take for mostly today that

uh there should be a cap on field goals like Pittsburgh won a game yesterday with uh six field goals. You get four. You got it to win to be win eligible. You need to score a touchdown. You get four field goals. You four you got it to win a to be win eligible you need to score touchdown you get four field goals you can't have any more than four if you get to your sixth field goal that's too many field goals score a fucking touch yeah we're building a cap on punts oh fun that would be you get two per half for four punts I like a cap on pun Yeah. What about a football game where the first half it's just the offense of one team

and then the second half is the offense of the second team? Oh. So they know the score to beat. Oh. Yeah. So the defense stays on the field? Yeah. Huh. I don't hate that.

It'd be fun. I'd like to see it once. Yeah. I had a NFL rule change I tweeted a little while ago. OK. If a punt is going into the end zone, I would like to see the punt not be dead immediately as soon as it's the end zone.

I would like it to be a live ball. That used to be the rule. The Rams thing, the Rams and Saints. Yeah, that used to be the rule. Robert Bailey, 108 yards. Look it up. Longest ever. It was then.

It's not now. Because one of the Vassar, Vassar at 109. Longest punt return ever. Vassar was a misfeel goal. Yeah, it used to be the rule, Steven. If it was caught in the end zone, would it bounce in the end zone? No, it would bounce in the end zone but it bounced in the end zone. NFL red zone is overrated too much football. Agreed. I always thought that. One of the joys of

football was the breaks. I actually here's a bad take. I think there are too many games on at once in the early slot. I wish I wish it was like five. I wish they could five and five. Maybe they move up. Yeah. It was like five, five, three. Yesterday was eight and three. I believe too much. Yeah. Five, five, three would be nice. That's why college football has got more games, but they have more time slots. Hmm. Hmm. You know, oh, I'm just getting blown up on the, on the DM. Some, some are making it. Some are not. the the the the

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marketing and branding. Yeah. Oh, I'm not gonna tell you who said that it was Captain Conn's but it is is true. I agree with them. Waffle House is great. You know, it has to be true for you to agree with. There's nothing special about Waffle House. I don't know why it has this place in like I think breakfast food is that good it is good And I know I will go to a Waffle House, but it's not It's people think that in the south. We're just lining up We're waiting to 1130 at night and lining up to go to Waffle House. No, it's in a if it's in a pinch

Yeah, it's fine, but it's nothing more than that. Yeah Speaking of cons did you see the most recent white socks Dave clip oh I mean cons getting into it oh big no oh my god from last week I love last week snake draft this is one of my favorite combos that high-speed rail map that gets tweeted out every couple of months is stupid and regional airports are actually a good thing ooooh damn is it? that's just his part i think Dave's trying to wish baldness on everybody

yeah he's like he's trying to get everybody over to turkey exceptionally thinning Connor, he's bald me? I shaved my head what do you like so who are you to fucking talk because i've already accepted that's who I am that's the lot in life God gave me and I'm comfortable

with Dave look at my face I'm handsome you need the hair buddy I'll say that you need there okay you're short you're short you're ugly you're overweight Gabe I get it go Go to Turkey. Take care of the air, bud. I have challenge, Connor. I will. I will be. I know one mile race in a one mile race the next time I see you. Dave, I do.

Do you forget that I was in the army for a decade plus of my life? We're a decade plus ago. I think Dave Moran did run the marathon. He ran the marathon. I've run five marathons I had to do a two-mile test in the army Dave. Do you know my best two miles in the army? Are you put you have to run two miles a 16 minute? You know my best. I know what the army I was in the army 11 minutes 9 seconds I was in the army

minutes nine seconds 50 fucking years ago the difference is I'm an athlete you're not some of these things will never leave me challenge Next pick Hans will you do this? Well, they have to do a race They have to do a mile they were gonna do it last week and contest some stuff come up Dave is just gonna go to New York for a mile race and then come No, he isn't the best part of this. You see how it all started cons said nothing like mean to yeah Aren't you exceptionally thinning up top wait cons needs to come out here. We gotta get on a track We gotta do a race white socks Dave only speaks and challenges How did 70% of all like what a school yard retort just like I'll beat you in a race

Default but what did that refute he called him ugly bald and fat Not fat oh I need this not ugly either, but White Sox Dave could be fat very easily Yeah, like he he will be one just one day and has he been I need this race Big cats at the line. I was going to say White Sox Dave, but then Conn's like, I ran five marathons. I don't want to shit on Conn's because I know he's watching.

I think Dave's got him. Really? Yeah, but you're madly in love with Dave. Dave actually runs. Yes, that's true. Dave runs a lot. But Conn's, he's right about, like, if it was a three-mile race, I'd be like, Dave, one mile you can, if you were an athlete, you can just be like, fuck it, I'm winning this race.

You guys are all falling into the same trap every time. Dave is so confident in these challenges. Yeah. Only to lose. He never wins them. I think cons would beat him There's one mile you can go as hard as you can yeah one mile It's not like yeah, but who do you think has the more fortitude and grit? Army guy or white-sox Dave Hans is crazy competitive too. I feel like he would let his heart explode

I think you'd be like oh right hard, and he would keep running right I think you would can we again go to the beginning and let's what started it. What started it amazing nothing Kevin your hair thin in a little bit damn. Oh he started Part of that's just part. I think um Dave's trying to wish baldness on everybody He's like he's trying to get everybody over to Turkey nice friendly joke Exceptionally thinning Connor. He's bald me. I shaved my head. What do you like the way? So are you working talking? Who are you talking conscious like oh everyone's gonna go to Turkey with Dave like what the fuck did you say?

Here I think so you got a dinner yet. Oh no it should be tonight Let's get him down cuz I want to hear him defend this too. Let me see. Aren't you exceptionally thinning? Connor? Dave doesn't like Collins though, right? They have a rivalry that's very funny. What is it based on?

I don't know, but it's just very funny. It's like one of, there's a few under the radar rivalries at Barstool that just make me laugh so hard. That one's one of them. Everything Dave touches makes me laugh. He's so gifted. I think, is it Diggs and Clemmer? What?

Maybe. Clemmer and a few people. But like that, the pick central, that makes me laugh. Clemmer freaked out on me the other day. Yeah he did. What? Yeah he went nuts. Yeah.

There's something very similar to what Dave just did. About the purple hats. What happened? I like that about Clemmer, he's got an edge to him. I was like, should Clemmer be getting more purple hats? And he tweeted, he quote tweeted it and said, this fucking fat hill, Billy. Yeah. Yeah, he quote tweeted it and said, this fucking fat hill, Billy. Yeah. Yeah, he went for it.

I love it when people just are like, fuck it, let's argue. Dave's taping a snake draft, so we can't do it. All right, so we'll get him on tomorrow to talk about the dinner. And this. And this. He has a dinner tonight? Yeah.

With who? Connor and the. Annika and Connor. Oh, you weren't here. No. Yeah, Annika and Connor. Make, you weren't here. No. Yeah, Anika and Connor. Make him race a mile right after dinner. Yeah, this will be a great dinner.

Oh, you weren't here for Gruden. No. How was he? I wasn't either. Best. You weren't here either? The best. For that, I wasn't.

Fuck. You met Gruden. I met him. Yeah. Will he be back soon? Yeah. Are you wearing hyperlifts? What are these? Uh I think that says hyperlift yeah. Are you gonna ball this Friday? Um probably not. Why? Cause every we do quick picks and now every time I come out here they're

already picking teams and suddenly there's 75 guys here. So two quick picks on 11.30. When I was here when I when I played a couple weeks ago, it was just there was 10 guys wanting to play. Now I go viral for my passes and my shots, and all of a sudden there's 100 guys that want to play. Everybody wants in on it. And frankly, if those TikTok girls.

And Frank. And Frank. And frankly, if those TikTok girls are up there. The girls are up there, hiding. They're up there hiding and doing all the video, I'm not down for that. Yeah, they got me. Easy N. Frank is an adverb.

They got me. I can't do anything against them. They just get me every time. There's nothing I can do about it. Yeah. It is what it is. See if there's the DMs or. Yeah, read a few.

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All right. This is a take from a man right here. I'm a man, right? You're a man. I think we can all agree that sports games should actually be much later, after 8. Central when kids are in bed So mom sports fans can enjoy them, too Can you imagine a mom flopping down on the couch at 1 p.m.

On a Sunday in the middle of the living room with kids running around and just just a given she gets to watch Martha Stewart Documentary while the dad knows he's the one fully on duty. It would never happen. Haha in this society I'll tell you what haha bet that almost makes a woman crazy. Ha ha, there he is sitting on his ass at 2.15, sun shining, getting chips all over the couch while I'm covered in snot keeping the boys entertained. Who could that be? Who? No. No.

No? Nobody? That was kind of stupid that I just said. I know it wasn't Kate because it didn't have her sorry, sorry, sorry sign off. I would ask. It had her nervous didn't have her sorry, sorry, sorry sign off. I would ask. It had her nervous laughs, though. It did, shit. Would the girls even watch it if it was at night? I feel like they're always doing something.

I bet they'd be. Probably be watching their stories. Right. Bet they'd be cool with it. I guess we'll never know. McDonald's fries aren't that good. Attending sporting events is one of the worst experiences. Whoa!

I'm just going. Let's back up. Let's back up. McDonald's fries are the elite. Attending sporting events is one of the worst experiences you can do'm just one let's back up McDonald's fries are the elite attending sporting events one of the worst experiences you can do expensive price expensive food paying for marketing sports and then you miss on the commentary for plays and best angles Dylan Gabriel might be the worst Heisman winner ever if he

wins McDonald's fries aren't that good or just based on nostalgia way too over salted refs in basketball and football should have a limit on how many fouls they can call per quarter. Oh I like that. Top 50 teams of D1 should stay, put the rest in D2. A new baseball rule where your team is, these are just rule changes. I think- If your team is losing in the ninth inning, you should be able to move one guy in the batting order up once. So you

can put your best player up to bat rather than the one who's 0 for 4. Okay. I agree with the going to games except for baseball. Baseball is great. NFL games suck to go to. Yes. Especially if it's pretty easy. NBA games are good.

It's two hours. It's games good. You're in, you're out. And hockey games are the best games to go to. This take got somebody blocked. Let's see. Being able to run doesn't make you an athlete. That person, what did they experience?

His cons. Primetime NFL game should be picked the week prior. Worst game of the week goes on Thursday. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Big Cat's weekly power ratings are dumb. Well, they're not mine, buddy. They're the computers. Would you like me to block that person?

Well, I mean, they're just... That person has really bad reading comprehension. So the fact that they called me dumb is rich. It's chocolate and peanut butter. Brandon gets made fun of way too much on the Yak. He's the most important member. It's just a crutch. Stop using. You gotta read other people's, not yours. Yeah, that's your own. And that was a bad take.

That was the note. Many corn dogs are better than pigs in a blanket. That's bullshit. Yes. That's not true. All right. We will. Everyone should ruminate. We should maybe build up our bad takes have bad turning left as a second car not in the intersection already after the light turns red is dangerously stupid and selfish as hell. That is correct. Whoever said that. But you you do it. Yeah but I'm I'm fine. I think people don't know what they're even doing with these takes.

I think some things are opinions, like you asked in food, and I think some things are beliefs. And also, none of these are cancelable. Right. Oh, right. And it started off with cancelable takes. Yeah. And I guess I have rooted out some cancelable ones,

but those are too far. Hey, what's your worst take? We'll just pretend that one didn't happen. Chargers lines? No, what's your worst take? What's something that's popular that you're like, this thing sucks? Like a personal belief. Oh, you hate the boom guys?

Yeah, I like them bad. Okay. Any food over medium spicy is not good. Okay Any food over medium spicy is not good That's a good take. What is it any food over medium spicy is not good really good take But that's just like oh I I personally yeah don't like spice as much as some people yeah You need something that's like's universally loved or something like, oh shit, why would you think that you're crazy? Those are the bad takes. Chocolate peanut butter.

Chocolate peanut butter is the worst take-all. Perfect example of a terrible take. It's a terrible take. We'll build some up. Oh, wait. So who's going to get what? I'm going to the grocery store like today everybody gets a dup I'll grab the base. I'll grab the cake mix. We could probably do or dash eggs tomorrow. Maybe get a cornbread

Okay, I'll grab other I'll grab mixes. Yeah grab like seven or what about we just grab a mystery mix So maybe you don't know what you're drafting for and then at the end you open up what kind of thing it'll be I like that one bread problem with stuff. I'm gonna pick cement I'll pick I'll bring I could do the mystery mix part if I'm not gonna get ingredients I can go get are we doing everybody's going making their own cake Do you want to split into three teams? There's three copper chefs omelette fucking just any kind of mix something that can be cooked in the copper Chef. Yeah. Yeah, and they cook pretty quickly so we can all do individual I'm more so worried about the first person that goes destroying the copper chef

And then the sun that the person that has to use it next it's not gonna hate me for this But should we spin a wheel for how a time for how long you have to cook it? between ten seconds and All right, so you're going to get eight different mixes? Eight different things that can be turned into bases, I think. Oh, meatloaf could be a base. Oh, yeah. So beef.

No one could it. Yeah, beef. Oh, I guess it could, yeah. That thing can cook. I think it's pretty universal. So I'm thinking scrambled eggs. I'm thinking I'll get the mixes. I think we should draft the bases, though.

That should be part of your draft strategy. I was either going to say that or have it be under like a mystery bag at the end that you reveal. Real estate in Yak, Montana is crazy. Oh, expensive? Yeah. Damn. I might get this one. All right, let's spin the wheel.

I'm excited for that tomorrow. We're taping it tomorrow for Wednesday. Next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. Is there any acreage with this? Water. Is it on the river? Waterfront?

It's across the street from the river. All right. Good job, boys. See you everyone tomorrow. Water, is it on the river, waterfront? It's across the street from the river. All right, good job, boys. See you every tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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