The Yak - We're Gonna Host a Funeral for Brandon's Last Day at Barstool | The Yak 12-6-24

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

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promo code yak it's Friday Stephen chaise cooking us incognito How's everyone doing I don't want to do that I don't want to that great before that yeah before you the blue cheese pepper bread Actually Brandon. I think you will be the only person in the history of the world to eat a McRib and an incognito in the same day. That has to, there's no way that combo's happened.

You actually like the McRib? I love the McRib. You love the McRib. You just had a date with Megan making money. I saw that there was like a tablecloth. She and I are McRib lovers, and we've been planning it for a while yeah I had my rib and they were I love it I do nobody else likes my rib is just

cuz it's a luxury and it's not you're around is it like the shamrock shake there's a there's an element to that that it's a special item and then when it comes around I'm all about it but I I don't really eat McDonald's that much but I does your BGT know you're eating McRib? I, um... No, he doesn't, and I'm actually going to see him today at 3.30. They don't. Huh? They don't.

He doesn't. His name is Blake. Uh... You know, so, he... He... He's big guy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's he gonna do, make us finger him?

Yeah. I don't think he's gonna do that. Uh, yeah, you had a nice date. You're talking about having kids mm-hmm with that was weird Yeah, I walked by and I was like oh great date You guys are both on on your phones, and they're like no we just actually finished the date And I was like oh great, and Meg was like yeah, we were talking about having kids, and I was like together Yeah, that's wow We were talking about having

parents separately the way she said it was we were making plans yeah hopefully over a nice McRib hopefully Blake doesn't hear that yeah how many families have been conceived over McRibs yeah or majority of the south yeah I was gonna say a lot probably Blake can pregnant himself that's what's cool yeah he can clone himself technically it's like I cool. He can clone himself, technically. It's like an extension cord you reach. Does he just clap his knees together real fast? I think that he's pregnant.

I think it's like getting an extension cord behind a dresser. He just kind of like, whoop, and then like that. Yeah, plugs it in. Like the Avatar tails. Stuffs it right in. When you have friends, we don't make them gay or have a tiny dick.

All my friends are gay and have tiny dicks. Mm-hmm. None of your friends, we don't talk about your friends. I don't have friends. You guys are my friends. Yeah, you guys are. That's the point, I realize. I make friends.

Literally, my friends are right here. I've made two friends here. Two friends. Art and now Blake's my trainer. That's a lie. What? Art. What? art and Blake's my trainer and am I missing?

You can't just do that. I don't know you're putting me on blast You don't get fucked up Do you see fun in the news? Yeah, we would oh, yeah. Yeah, he shaved that I thought that video was fake I did too. Yeah, I don't know because it was so bizarre the guy was acting so bizarre, but then the cops were there right? Why did he find a TJ? He's some guy tried to not pay for his haircut, and he did a funk did Street Justice on his ass I love guys seemed to think it was funny right he was like I was can that was what was confusing It was so confusing why did the guy agree to that because yeah? That was what was confusing. It was so confusing.

Why did the guy agree to that? Because the cops told him to? The cops were like, if you let him do this, we'll let you go? Is that a- Is that- I don't know. Yeah, he's smiling. Damn, Funk. Come on, go out of here. So, bitch ass up. Five, six, five, nine, okay, I'm sorry.

Fuck. The cops let him just... Yeah, I don't understand. I don't... Yeah. That is how he gets me out of the chair. I've seen better acting on Pornhub, someone said. I was reading the comments.

He said that the guy came in to get his beard cleaned up got his beard cleaned up and then just walked out Why did he come back in because the cop shut up? Ah? Yeah, I mean I feel for funk and that sucks And I don't think that's a good thing but also like is that a little bit of a reaction for like a $20 service It's gotta be more than that. It's funk. It's funk. It's funk people like I feel like that's that seems like a $20 service? I don't know. Oh, it's gotta be more than that. It's Funk. It's Funk. It's Funk. People like, I feel like that seems like a guy who hasn't paid his bill like 30 times

to me. Also, Funk might be... He walked out of one haircut. Listen, Funk got a lot of publicity this summer cutting Matt Iberfluss's hair. Yeah. So that... Maybe it did. Maybe it was a $400 service.

Have you noticed Funk able to get like a little angry? Oh, he's back. Okay, all right. So he's still going. Yeah, he maybe it may have able is a $400 service have you noticed funk able to get like a little little angry Oh, he's back. Okay. All right, so he's still going. Yeah, he's still going. He cuts a lot more than just a reflux I think Just imagine like the cops getting a phone call. That's like this guy didn't pay for a beard tree. We got a beer Like yeah, we got a trimmer guy. All right, twelve people were killed. Yeah Brandy you should try not to pay for your beard trim next time it's dining dash I'm confused so he's like trying to dine and dash Tick you look humongous. Did y'all see the picture of Big T and Titus next to each other? Yeah What?

Tiny oh really it looked a little cartoon it looked damn near it was like camera trickery It was like the Aaron judge, and uh I am sure Big guy short guy very funny He is big that's the thing about big T that I don't think a lot of people realize yeah Mm-hmm you could miss that yeah, yeah, he's big. Did you guys notice anything about big T's jeans that day? like his Did you guys notice anything about Big T's jeans that day? Like his his his DNA. We already said he's big yeah his jeans What about his jeans? There was just a crazy like oh did he have a pussy? Yep? Yeah, okay? Yeah, I'm sure it'll come up in the screenshot talking snuckles

Only Steven notice Stevens like yeah, I'm over the screenshot. Where what the screenshot is. Oh. Only Steven noticed. Steven's like, yeah, it'll come up in the screenshot. Where's the screenshot? It'll come up. It's from the show. He took a screenshot with his brain. I don't remember where I saw it either, Che. When did Big T become Big T? Did he choose that here?

Did he become that in college? I think he was in college. He wasn't a T fan until he was a T. He wasn't a T fan. Yeah, but then he was a GT fan. He first was on a radar because he made a PMT video singing about Harambe. I've never seen that. He submitted a video singing about Harambe and it was two guys in a van.

He has a good voice. It was... Is that the... In Incredible. Here Without You? Yeah. Here Without Harambe. Three-Hour Fine Dress. That's great. And also, he looked a little happier then. An incredible without you here without here around a three or five

It also he looked a little happier than wonder what happened He's like yeah, big T is the only one who like legitimately hates his job Just a nine to five to him That's really funny. Yeah He wish he was like in accounting. He legitimately clocks in and everything. Yeah, he'd have so much more fun in accounting.

And then out the doors, we are just coworkers. He dodges a couple cans and he's out of his way. Yeah. Here we go. He says he doesn't blame the zoo, but he is definitely still in mourning. Now, Jeff Stone says he actually took her on the home for more than a year and raised him when he was small that he was never aggressive he describes him as a character with a lot of bravado and compared him to his teenage sons while he was such a good gorilla You guys never seen this? No Is Big T in this?

Yes He got down served the first that Eddie incurred Shot straight through his gorilla heart Why would our friend have to go and give a curve Is he in this one or is he the other one that coke or is he? He's in this, I've seen it He's in it Okay, here he is There he is That must be him on the left Wait, why do they have a little boy one the coke? He's in this I've seen it. Yeah, okay here. He is that must be him on the left

Yeah, why don't have a little boy in the back? Is that a little boy Well he's consistent We sold so many of those I think about and dream about him all the time I'm here without her on me but he's still with me in my dreams dreams Wow and tonight it's a rum and me I love big T man wait is it there was a Coke freezy song what was that he had a

song about a Coke freeze he as well and that was Saturdays for the boys yes can we find that thank you Zah we got to find that one well and that was Saturdays for the boys. Yes. Can we find that? Thank you, Zah We got to find that one. This is before that was the first one he did I think That was his first entry It was them Saturdays for the boys in their van talking about Coke Freezy's. He had multiple hits He had multiple hits, but then he went solo Does he keep in touch with the other guys in the van? Oh, yeah, what happened to those guys? Is it like Timberlake and Shazay? Yeah, the other guy is like, it's just a freaky Friday.

The other guy is actually working in accounting, he's miserable, and he's like, all I wanna do is work for Barstool. Big T's like, it sucks. It's always the worst job ever. What are you, you side-eyed me. Do you like Shazay solo? No, it's just when you talk Timberlake and Shazay,

your backstreet bias just shines through. And even when you just say Timberlake or Shazay, you say it with such disdain, it just kind of pisses me off. I like NSYNC, man. No, you don't. You like Backstreet more. No, I like Backstreet a lot more, actually. Right. No, I just think you credit a lot of... you give... you credit NSYNC's success with Justin Timberlake's success. You lump them together. Because NSYNC had a breakout star and Backstreet had nobody on that one.

Yeah, but you can't be like Justin Timberlake solo. You say NSYNC is a better band than Backstreet Boys because Justin Timberlake's success. After. You can't do that. I think the team that had Michael Jordan on it was better than the team with a bunch of Bruce Bowens yes that's what I think but it's not a team when you go solo but you can't be like Michael Jordan gets the the Bulls get credit for Michael Jordan selling billion dollars worth of shoes after he retired I don't know what you're talking about that made sense his

backstreet my backstreet bias is bias. My backstreet bias is strong. His backstreet bias is strong. You gotta talk about the team. It's just sickening, is all. I do a whole new podcast with you daily. Yeah, don't mind. I don't mind if you prefer the backstreet boys, but the way you talk about Justin and JC

is just sickening to me. I think I'm on. I praise Justin. I praise JC. I praise JC. I think you both are gay. I like Chris Kirkpatrick as well. You don't like Chris Kirkpatrick. I love Chris Kirkpatrick.

No you don't. I bet you the only in sync song I have saved on my phone is a Chris Kirkpatrick led song. Oh wow. What song is that? I forget, don't really know that one. The fact that's your only one tells you how biased you are against Justin and JC.

No, I think they're both great. You hate Joey Fatwin. No. I think he's great as the voice of Price is right. What? Lance Bass is from Mississippi. What is this? Oh, this is.

Whoa. Oh. Mark Tice is a big guy. Yeah. Dunn, he makes you look tiny. And that's his fupa? Am I that small? I don't know if that's a fupa.

No, look where his dick is. He's not gonna like that. I think that's hanging low. No, it's like the cut, I don't know whatever cut of the jeans, or maybe it's the size of it. I don't want to get it the pussy cut. It's not a fupa, it's camel toe. It's like it I don't want to get it. You got the pussy cut. It's not a foopa here. Yeah, it's like it's a weird

Most jeans don't have that it's like he's got an extra seam down. Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying Cross-reference that with the video we took of him showering What's he does what he's got go Do we do we find the Saturdays to boys video I Footage does exist. Do we find the Saturdays to the boys video? I think it was nuked. I just found the blog that Fowler did, and it's saying the content is not available. My first interaction with Big T professionally was on the Yak when we were

showing him the really hard dog dick. We were bringing people in and showing them the dog boner. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Normie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was called it a long cranberry. That was very funny. We were bringing people in and showing them the dog boner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I was called it a long cranberry. That was very funny It was a great day Yeah, he tried to get she even tried to tell me a yak story yesterday I opted out and he kept on telling it to me. What story was it telling you he was like?

Hey, do you remember when six years ago some guy called and and I said, no. And then he just powered right through. Oh, I wasn't asking if you wanted to hear it. I'm asking if you recall, but the no was very clear, like, no. And then it was like, some guy called in and said, this player is going to be good for the bucks. And that's him right there on the lions. And I was like, I opted out of this topical. But yeah, if you asked me if I know if I remember of a story from six years ago about the buck answers now That's not a microwave. That's a that's a microwave. That's how you have to make that's how you make the yeah the crispy chicken incognito

Crispy and microwave do not go together it's nearly impossible I mean if you have the time certainly oven would be better but I mean just got the job done did you not have the time the other day I didn't really actually you definitely did your kids were asleep probably no you had there time that was an elaborately prepared nothing dish like you there was definitely some thinking that went into it a little bit right is pretty quickly thrown together I mean start to finish talking five minutes hmm maybe not even oh god oh yeah reddit reddit got a hold

of that wait is this on shitty food porn yeah what are the comments go scroll down just because you can combine everything in the fridge doesn't mean you have to. Roast them. Yeah. Go on. You know what? Eat the food in the fridge, because you know damn well

it's going to go bad before the wife gets home, LOL. These aren't great comments. Crispy chicken and microwave. There we go. Never coexist, particularly peacefully in the same sentence, you know. Pairs well with a dry glass of water. Haha. They're roasting you.

Oh, okay. Oh man. So you all hail the mini convection oven. I mean, I agree with the ingredients, but maybe put the chicken inside the bell pepper and top with the Buffalo sauce and then blue cheese and pop. That guy was too serious. Yeah. That's you can't fix this.

Yeah. Did your kids have poison too? What the fuck is wrong there Man to man you don't need to only use a microwave that would be a 28 times better If you just did in the oven take same amount of effort just a few more minutes. That's true who lets you procreate When I see stuff like this, I'm reminded that without me My wife would sustain herself almost entirely on cold so I got just as long as wife for that's a reversal Damn

Can we have chef Donnie with do something with the same ingredients to see if it what he could do yeah You're not Stephen Che. Oh, you're not no I feel bad for your wife. She married a baby Steve I would make your wife a criminal stuffed dog. I just think the manner of cooking was like That's another super serious CPS. Yes, they just want to help here your kids will need so much therapy What the fuck just gives give them McDonald's? Steven shake shouldn't be out normal people get this back to the yeah case Goddamn, this is great. I Think it's gonna taste really good. I think you guys are surprised. I'm I alright

So this is probably my small brain, but if you tell me it's fake meat, I immediately am like, gross. Yeah, me too. Yeah. We're just like, I can't, like, oh, have this, have this sausage, you know, this plant-based sausage, it tastes just like sausage.

If you tell me that, I'm gonna be like, no, it doesn't. Yeah, I could just have sausage. Right, and if you gave me something fake, I probably would get duped by it, but the minute you say the word plant-based. I'm like I'm out Have an open mind no, I don't I don't have an open mind. I have an opposite of my very closed Yeah, just have real try new things It's it's a I mean it's not gonna be like a flame and yon But like it's it's as good of a meal as you can Make in five minutes as I think possible. I don't think not true. You could have put that on bread, and it would have been better

Yeah, well I want to hear the noise It's good crunch double crunch organic bell peppers Gary boys your jaw just unlock You start on those now I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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You guys don't like it No, I probably won't I promise I won't yeah, I don't like really any of those I don't like bell peppers. I don't like no peppers. I like't like the sauce. Buffalo sauce. I don't love blue cheese. Blue cheese crumbles. That's just like mold, right? All cheese is mold. That's probably my least favorite food. If I had to use what I had available for me in my kitchen, I would have had zero of those ingredients. I wouldn't have had a single one of them. Has there ever been a fake meat in your house Not on purpose now. There's some snuck in I my wife might have snuck some in I was thinking the same. No, I think we were I think we were both Dan thoughts Brandon my wife has never had any fake meat in my house. What the fuck would you call a dildo?

You do have an extensive dildo collection brand you made me say that Turned to me and you say I simply address me the opportunity to fix what was going on You did not take that opportunity. I did not plus hasn't your trainer been in your house. No is real Is real Damnit man Yeah, three nine twenty-five yeah Yep, oh God look at the knife look how serious him with a knife was he what you cleaning it

Yeah, okay All right, it's my bad This is gross. Speaking of gross and disgusting, the Nicky Smokes tweet. Oh, by the way, I have a funny story that relates to that. So I go, I've been going to therapy, I talked about it a couple weeks ago. It's good. I go on Fridays. And I know, like, it's in a somewhat foot traffic-y place, so I'm expecting at some point someone to see me, whatever.

So, but today a guy saw me literally walking out of my therapist's office. He's like, what's up, big cat? I was like, hey man. And I was like, hey, this is kinda awkward. I don't really care, because I'm literally talking about it right now. But he just goes, oh yeah, my best friend's

in Turkey right now with the guys. Oh my God. What? He's like, yeah, he my best friend's in Turkey right now with the guys. Oh my god. What? He's like, yeah, he's a real schlub. Really? Like I'm Nikki? Juan Tandon is going from Turkey to India, and one of the guys, one of the stoolies that came with him is just going to India with them.

Oh, that was awesome. That's so funny, man. Oh my god. Yeah, we gotta see this. This is this oh This is actually working perfectly because we said it would be funny if one of them had a bad reaction Yeah, perfect guy, but it's not happening to anybody else. What if he just looked like that forever? That's a chance There's a chance. He's gotta get that thing drained. Oh, I said I This is what I thought would happen to Dave. What is that?

Are they like? He said he's taking antibiotics. Is he nervous? You have Turkish antibiotics, like over the counter? Is that a normal reaction? Donnie has a video poking it. The whole thing creeps me out. Don't like it.

Oh. But Nick, he smokes again, that'd be very funny. Yeah. And then he said like he's gonna hide himself until he's healed. Oh But Nick he smokes again that would be very funny. Yeah, and Then he said like he's gonna hide himself until he's healed he has to come in yeah No, he's gonna come to work. Yeah, it would be awesome if he's got the greatest No, oh It'd be awesome if his face stays like this, but he does actually have the greatest set of hair great hair The hair is unbelievable. Yes, I don't feel great

Where does that go does it drain does it you got a poke it right? I mean he's right Like if he has like legitimate brain swelling it might make him smarter yeah Yeah, I don't know Brain-swelling it might make him smarter. Yeah Yeah, I don't know Brain-swelling is bad. I think usually but his brains gotta be tiny right? I mean, maybe it finally fit into his skull That'll be great. It's a wedge J It's the job security

It's true it's like what big I've had bells balls balls II It's true. It's like when big I've had a Bells Paul's policy Or the the first time Dave saw a climber in shorts. He said those legs just bought you another six Yeah tightest dude your fuck it's actually true. Yeah. Yeah Brandon you should work that into Contract negotiation. Yeah, what would you be willing walks into Dave's office? He just punches himself face something you like this this look good We can make this permanent. I Just go to Turkey and just ask for the swells scoops his eyeball out and so today I'd like a new contract sir Wow, you're showing initiative young man. Yeah Yeah, if anybody out there wants to work at Barstool, start eating slop constantly.

Yep. Yeah. Feed around the clock. I'm not saying get a lobotomy, but you know. Wouldn't hurt. Doesn't hurt, yeah. Just start by holding your breath for long periods of time. Yeah.

Maybe stand in front of the microwave. A sheet of acid every morning. Jump in the Chicago River. Yeah. Move near a nuclear plant. yeah all these things huff gas for breakfast Oh Man, Nick smokes. What a mutant Can he poke a needle in it like an oh, I want yeah, I want to I want to see what happens really bad

Get him on the uh there are genres of content that are like popping shit. Oh, yeah, it's huge That shit so much get him on dr. Pimple pop I hate the idea those are Instagram pages or whatever do you guys ever go on? mass unsubscribe Binge is on your emails. I'm doing it right now and it's the best feeling. They made it so easy on Chrome now to just click unsubscribe at the top. I feel like it doesn't stick though.

Does it not? No. Is that all a fake? It feels great. It feels productive. It feels great. Because I get like 50 emails every like six hours and 49 of them are spam.

There's somebody out there that keeps signing me up for Catholic gentlemen newsletters. And I unsubscribe every time and then just right back to it. I think somebody like it's in their morning routine, wake up, coffee, shit, subscribe Nick to Catholic gentlemen. Maybe I or they are trying to tell you something. I'm a good Catholic boy, man. All right, so Chase cutting.

What is he? Is he seeding the bell pepper? I don't want to eat this. This was your idea. I know, I have a lot of bad ideas. Most of my ideas are bad. What do you want me to say? The taste isn't what I'm...

It's not going to taste horrendous. We made so much more shit on this show. I'm just mad at how it's going to look. It's going to look like the picture. It's going to look like the picture. That makes sense. Oh, that's good. That's a huge relief. And we all were revolted by the picture. Yeah, that's right.

The picture is what we want to avoid. Oh, God, look at picture. Yeah, that's right. The picture is what we want to avoid. Oh God, look at that. It's really hard to count five. How many do you have, Jay? Can you Big Mac Brandon's two patties separated by another patter? What's your problem? What's your problem?

I just like fucking with you. I've been on your side for four years now, man He voted you out twice on werewolf twice. I knew you were hungry that game was so much fun We're gonna play that all the time. That was that was a blast. Yeah Yeah, we're gonna play and and TJ had a great idea We're gonna start playing it for money where everyone has to put in five bucks and if the werewolves win the werewolves split the pot Cuz like yesterday we would have been. It got heated without any reward.

Yeah, if you keep doing it and we had played one more game, the werewolves would have split like 300 bucks. Yeah. Cause no werewolves had won. Yeah, you kinda need like three games to get it going. Yeah, right. And the werewolves can pull. Oh, so it's funny cause like Hank and I cannot play together

because we just know each other way too well. It was like Dungeons and Dragons all over. It was just, I accused him of being a werewolf instantly and I was right. He accused me of being a werewolf instantly and he was right. And then when we both were villagers, we worked together and found the werewolves.

Does he know you better than anybody? Yeah, probably. Wow. And probably, probably. Wow. And probably vice versa. Wow. I've known Hank since he was a teenager. I've been grooming him for a very long time. Mm-hmm.

He was 18 years old. That's wild. He's 30. My God. Oh, that is crazy to think about it that way, yeah. 18. It's also crazy to think like Hank has been all he knows is this Yeah, like this is his whole life

He was raised by wolves. He was Yeah, truly hardened by it He's unflappable On the funniest Can you play the I want can you play the clip of him? We were thinking the AWLs yesterday because we had the Spotify wrapped and it's always crazy seeing the numbers. So I thanked him, then PFT thanked him and we went around the room and I was like, Hank, you want to say anything about our fans? I think FSU Brando tweeted it, TJ. It's so funny. It was like it was basically

What's the movie Billy Madison when he no yeah when he blacked out no no old school when he blacked out at the debate Never seen old school what never seen old school never seen a movie. It's goddamn it sounds like it He basically blacked out. Yeah memes you want to say anything to our fans? memes is just mad so I love you. Okay. That was good. What about to us? You guys are cool too. Oh thanks. And PFT. Oh. And I'm cool too. Now this is yeah PFT is here. Alright that was perfectly said. I've started a new tradition where I just hug memes every time I see him. Yeah. And he just physically, he just like recoils. Yeah. He doesn't like touch it. He doesn't like touch it.

Hank, you guys, anything you wanna say? No, yeah, love you guys. It's Spotify. Apparently Spotify fired a bunch of people and that's why the Spotify raps were just bad in general. Like it was crazy seeing our numbers. But the aesthetic feeling of going through your own personal Spotify raps and even our part of my take Spotify wrapped wasn't the same and

Apparently it's cuz Spotify like fired watch people Yeah, I mean I just get weird when I get emotional I mean I just get weird when I get emotional Seed my my my time to just talk about how much I hate Spotify Literally thanking for compiling this can you repeat the question? I get that every time I have to be like emotional I can't I can't do it. Yeah No, it's hard. It's hard for guys Brandy ever cried on camera? No, not tears, I don't think.

Do you want to cry on camera? Most of the time, yeah. I don't think I've cried real tears, no. We should do a cry episode. Well, how many employees have cried on camera? Mincy was close. Jeff D. Lowe, Riggs. The dude in the bar stool search, idol. Oh, yeah, Michigan man. Oh

None of us we should try to cut yeah, oh Chase chase you cried yeah, what he also cried well he cried when the Bucks took Who was it? Yeah, but but who was who is the Bucks? Devin white he cried on that when he got one what the Bucks took a linebacker with the fifth pick Yeah, it is. I was losing next to you Stevens probably only person to cry twice Robbie Fox cried at Avengers on camera. Yeah.

Dukes cried when Dayton won. Oh yeah. He turned into a cry as he might just... That's the best cry ever. Stick his fingers in so far into his skull. I don't know, we never talked about it because it's over Thanksgiving, but Dukes just like...

He's hammered. Live updates of Dayton basketball in the last place game in the house was incredible First round game against the bottom I fucking love dude so much Some of those tears are from him gouging his own eyes up. Yeah, people congratulating him. He's probably in tremendous pain. He almost touched his frontal lobe. Dude, Dukes has some classics under his belt.

Yeah, he really does. It's like the Backstreet Boys of Barstool. Hits. Can you find his drunk videos from, I think it was Wednesday night of Thanksgiving week And again, it was the last place game the Maui tournament at like midnight Eastern And he was just in his like it looked like his parents kitchen just hammered message from Maui He's so drunk. Green Fart in the Cup in studio. Upset alert and... Why not us? Look at all these...

He was doing live updates of the whole game from his... Day period done. That's not even a video. BOOSTED! That's a halftime. I gotta be honest okay I couldn't tell if they're winning or losing Dayton is controlling the tempo Yeah, we have about something. What is what he's doing? He's back. Is that a yeah? That's a dirty drunk It's a brown liquor and we're happy we're happy we're not happy God yeah doing that That's almost that's damn near concerning boys two days

We have the number 12 team to Do it again off of the half We've got the number two team right now Get a fucking key one win get a fucking key one win get a fucking key one win right now 20 minutes 20 They were probably watching this and watching this Oh! I think Dukes is on a hard drug What the fuck? That's not drunk, that's like, yeah that's something That's Rico? You got meth

I'm not gonna stay no till fucking 2.30 down with a fucking heartbreaker I want Dan Hurley to rub like a fucking volcano. I want his press conference. I want him Certainly My fucking face pause nope Fuck up Tom I just saw one of them. Yeah, this is like a manifesto Old Amy Winehouse video. Yeah found footage post tragedy. Yeah The signs were all there anyone do an ad to see do Mando I'll do Mando I will talk about Mando Mando's whole body deodorant safe to use anywhere on your body. Your pits, your balls, your thigh folds, your belly buttons, your butt cracks, your feet, doesn't matter. It was created by a doctor who saw first hand how normal BO was being misdiagnosed and mistreated.

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That's no. It's not terrible. God damn it. I don't anticipate it being terrible to taste, but look at it. It's not terrible, Brandon. Does it taste like chicken? If I didn't know, it was incognito meat. You think it's chicken? Passable?

Taste it. Brandon? Uh, I actually had a couple before it came out, so. It's not terrible, Brandon. It's not terrible. Not bad at all. Fuck. God damn it.

I'm gonna go further. He wins. What? It kind of good. What? One again Jay undefeated it is kind of good And what I think I'll have no it's it's it's the texture of the pepper if you get past what it is Yeah, the sauce a little hot it would be better with chicken. It's pepper, but the pepper is good, and it goes well It's good. It's good. It tastes good is good and it goes well. It's good. It's good. It tastes good. It does. It tastes good. Would you have it again? Yes. If it was real chicken, I would. If that sauce wasn't so hot. Steven Che. I 100% would have it again

if it was real chicken. I might have it. So spice. I might make it tonight with real chicken, with real chicken. If that were real chicken, we've got something. If that were real chicken with real chicken if that were real chicken we've got something if that were real chicken it would maybe be a top meal in my life. It's fucking good dude. I've never seen you have we have to be unbiased. It was good. Something about that chicken and blue cheese together. Yeah, it's the taste actually work together. Oh, god damn it, man. Undefeated. It's basically like you know what it is. It's basically it's like a a boneless wing

with everything to get. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's having like a celery, carrot, blue cheese, boneless wing all in your mouth. All in one bite. So it works. Wow. Yeah, the taste of the chicken plus the crunch. You don't really get that kind of crunch with chicken It tastes like I had some wings down at land with my boy tie. It tastes like yeah, it tastes like those It tastes like pretty good wings. God damn it che. He's done it again

Che you should do a food truck Your buddy has a food truck I Don't know that this is marketable because it looks so goddamn bad. Yeah. No, I get it You gotta work as far as meals you can know it was good. It was good We like taste I would eat it again if it was real chicken a lot of you make it for us with real chicken He'd almost probably probably right, but you can't you can't tell it was fake chicken, other than knowing. It doesn't have like a- Take a bite, take a bite.

It's pretty good. If you hadn't told us it was fake. It doesn't have like the meat, like you can take- Can't do the buffalo sauce? I can't do like, but just about anything. I don't like- Titus, it's not- I don't like peppers, I don't like buffalo sauce.

It's not that you can't- So I'm not gonna like this. It's- Nothing against you, I just like, genuinely don't like those foods. What if your whole world just changes with one bite? Well I've tried them both before, and I don't like them. Sounds like you don't like those foods world world just changes the one, but I've tried them both before it I don't like them sounds like yeah

It's uh it's not that like you it doesn't taste like real chicken It's just it doesn't taste like anything else like you can like you can tell it's not chicken, but it's not like a Terrible taste otherwise Stephanie is that your lunch? We'll have her swap. Yeah, is that your lunch? We'll have her swap. Give us your lunch, please. We'll eat your lunch. And the crunch of the pepper kind of offsets the admittedly like it's this would be better in an oven,

but I'm throwing this together in a couple minutes. It offsets some of the like sogginess of the supposedly I think you've got to make it with real chicken on Monday with Chef Donny. In an oven, do the oven. Yeah, or just do like chicken par, like in a pan, and then put it together, and then I might have my one-one meal. But Che, don't let them change the ethos

of what this thing is. It has to have its soul still. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, if you have Donny do like a once-for-lunch with this. Yeah. Concrete-ations. Ooh. It's a creation. Creations. Yeah, rolls off the tongue done you do like a what's for lunch with this yeah, mm-hmm concrete creations Oh the creations

Chase rich kitchen What's in that what's in the incognito meat is it bugs? No, I need bugs did I cuz I said I'd never eat the bugs That would be a shame if you just ate the bugs. I don't think you ate bugs. Oh no. I specifically said no bugs. I said no bugs. I'd eat some bugs. Oh it's the hot-

Water, wheat flour, vegetable oil. That makes sense. So it's nothing. You're literally just eating nothing. It's, it's, yeah. It's veggies? When? Soy protein. Would that fool you that it's yeah. Soy protein. Would that fool you that it's chicken? No, because

you can you could like it doesn't taste like chicken. If he told you that was chicken, I think you would still be like what this chicken has no flavor. I think you would still like you'd be like, it's not very good chicken. But okay, if

you say chicken is chicken, I think you just like this flavorless chicken. Yeah, either it's not chicken or I have COVID again Yeah God damn it. He won again You walked right into that one though. I mean that was yeah. No, I did it myself Look at him. He's just pousing it right now. Oh

Yeah, more blue cheese. He loves it Wow Top five meal. If it was real chicken, I think and I was on death row. I think it was. How do you how do you make it better Brandon? Real chicken, real chicken. It doesn't like hot barbecue sauce. Spicy. No, I like a mild Buffalo sauce. Yeah. But I didn't know the chicken breast itself was also hot and spicy. I can't do any spice. Same. But I didn't know the chicken breast itself was also hot and spicy. I can't do any spice. Same.

If I went to a restaurant and that was on the menu, I'd order it every time. Can I do the Che Asian, please? You lost your Sam mind. If I was on a deserted island. Would that have a restaurant? Would I have that? With a microwave and bottomless plant-based chicken? If you're on death row.

I'd be fine. Don't come and save me. Death row, that's the meal? Death row inmate. Who would want to be on you're on death row fine. Don't come and save me Death row inmate who won't eat even chase a terry even chase fake meat bell pepper Verse sex it's Stephen chase fake meat all the day. Yeah. Yeah, what's accessible? Yeah?. Should we play a game or something today? Friday? Later? Yeah, I got to shoot the ball against somebody, right? You gotta shoot ball. Oh yeah. You gotta shoot ball against Steven. Steven. Oh

really? Yeah, you gotta beat it. That's gonna be a good one. Hold on now. That's a good one. This is two straight weeks. It's been me and KB and two straight weeks. KB is out on Friday in two straight weeks. Well, last week it wasus. I guess Che's a little bit better but. I think we just went with the third place person. Okay. All right. Who is Che the third place person? I think so right TJ?

Right. I think that's fair. All right. You're going to win this bet. Don't let Steven win this. Okay well I didn't want Titus to win it, but you'll turn it into a basketball competition. He's better at basketball than you. He is.

He very much is. I like your Red Baron hoodie. Thank you. That's my Friday Red Baron hoodie. Will you be wearing that every Friday? No, because I have other pieces in the Red Baron collection. Did you get that out of my five-year-old's closet? Oh, shit.

Oh, my god. I won't handle Red Baron slander.'s an ace he's a veteran he still hasn't answered the question it was clean shot yeah I just don't just don't I just don't get it I just don't get it I mean you want people to talk about it why you wear something like that Yeah, unless you just wear neutral color. I love my Roosevelt hoodie, but I just I just oh that's soft

Yeah, that's really soft. So I'm just wearing my hoodie It's all I'm doing. Do you have matching pants? Well, these are the rowback joggers. No, I know but do you have matching Snoopy pants? No, I would have taken them Yes, that'd be cool, but I don't have them Do you follow Muppet history on Instagram? I don't follow Muppet history. Okay. What's going on with Muppet? Really, it's my it's I follow a lot of Muppet accounts. I'm a big Muppet guy. Okay. He just got cancelled What's up at history did for what he was trying to invite women that followed Muppet history into throuples? Oh my god these guys

And it was like it was my favorite It was my most liked page I'd imagine almost like probably every post is liked by me. Did he apologize? Yeah, can I see it his first apology wasn't good because he didn't say what he did. Did he apologize with a Muppet voice? No, no. Oh What's the point? Yeah, okay. Here we go Throughout my life. I've overstepped boundaries and friendships and... Wait, hold on. Let's just set the stage again. This is Muppet History?

Yeah, there's a lot of, like, Muppet accounts on Instagram, but he's the biggest. Okay, 555. He's been collecting for a long time. Wait, is this the first apology or the second apology? I think he deleted the first apology because he didn't say what he did. Throughout my life, I've overstepped boundaries and friendships and relationships through lies

Manipulation and sexually inappropriate comments I own all of that my previous is Excuse for an apology did not address the situation with the serious seriousness or accountability that it deserved it was rushed out and dismissed the voices trying to be heard and Does anyone have a muppet voice can we transcribe it AI voice I don't want to bring them down here Yeah, do we have that ability to transcribe something in a muppet voice I gotta hear this in a muppet There's got to be a I'm up at voice Brandon I'm surprised you don't have a Kermit Yeah, I just I don't really have voices at all. It does seem like Kermit would be the closest to my register. I get Elmo

have voices at all. It does seem like Kermit would be the closest to my register. Why don't I get Elmo? Elmo! Elmo! Elmo! Oh, Danny, why don't you do it? Yeah, do it. Do it on Elmo. Where's Elmo? Read that apology and I'm up. Who you calling?

I'm calling Quigs. Okay. Does he have? No, he has Elmo. But it was like the first cancellation and I was like, fuck man. That's such a funny cancellation. Mine was Bill Cosby. They canceled Snoopy Daily too when they came out as pro-Trump.

That's right. What? Yeah, dude. I was gonna bring that up next. It was a whole thing. Steven, you know what? Steven, you figure out a way to get an AI Muppet voice with this transcription. Or you could do it yourself.

Oh. Couldn't he? Chay, do you have a Muppet voice? Oh, Steven could do it himself. At least I could do it. No, Steven could do the Muppet voice himself. I. Oh Steven could do them up it was himself I don't know I were not really a mop. I don't I'm not as familiar with their stuff What's up, what's the paragraph oh, I'll go find someone to do it. We got Danny right here Danny, you got it? Yeah, I got you. What would be your favorite muppet to do this?

I want an animal. Snuffleupagus is he? Sweetest chef. Snuffleupagus is Sesame Street, which is still a Henson thing But what is it? Oh, did I just out myself? We've been knowin' You know there's a strip club right across from Henson studio no, that's pretty cool. It's This guy definitely went there crazy girls with might be called. I don't know La Brea I went there with my buddy time. How would you know the Henson studios crazy girls? Well, he had access Danny yeah

Throughout my life I have overstepped boundaries in friendships and relationships through lies manipulation and sexually inappropriate comments Do a laugh My previous excuse for an apology did not address the situation with the seriousness or accountability that it deserved. It was rushed out and dismissed, the voices trying to be heard, and for that I apologize. I deflected and made excuses instead of taking responsibility.

Oh. Wait, I like that one comment. Oh, this guy went too long. This buddy, we're not reading all this three Joshua can you do you can you find AI Muppet voice? Yeah, we can just text the speech that yeah Yeah, yeah, we can do that. Can we try it a couple different couple different voices yes, all right chef Who else who's got the funniest voice?

Swedish chef animal Rizzo Who else? Who's got the funniest voice? Swedish Chef Animal Rizzo Does Gonzo have a good voice? Yeah, Gonzo has a good voice Yeah, I'll run the gamut Yeah, okay, awesome I'll send some in I wouldn't mind Miss Piggy

We want to test it out and see what actually flies here That is insane that he didn't even think about that for a second Yeah, like hey twit quiz. We need a Kermit voice on him. Oh, he's got it all course. Yeah, wait, so the comment Such a great comment there the person go back TJ go Scroll up. Yeah Christ. Do you think a Muppet history account would be safe? So frustrating Imagine like finding out your girls DMing a Muppet history account would be safe so frustrating imagine like finding out your girls DMing the Muppet history account

But also how does this affect your life at all to be like damn my Muppet history account because like I love I was Like a really awesome page to like but he's gonna do it. Yeah, he said he's not giving the account up He can't he's got to just post over that but he's like he was like the number one Muppet fan account so he has a wife and he was trying I think they're Polyamorous what is that they they? Made an investment yes, was there enough light on it where he actually had to address it or would I? Who he has half a million followers who are the messages yeah were there people comment very unclear? It's been so I think maybe on some posts what post I feel like I think there was a post about the Muppets finding out Jim Henson died. It was a really powerful post

But I think there were some people in that where it was coming to light. They were like hey answer for Real crimes yeah, it guy Popular Muppet fan account creator outed as a creep. Yeah, you don't say. It fucking sucks, man. Who runs a history Muppet account with his wife of using account for inappropriate conduct? All right, where's the... We should all have to start a fan account of something. The trouble started when Gillespie was accused of abusing the platform by a fellow, the Muppets man, collector named Megan, who posted her exchange with

the account on Instagram I'm not I'm trying not to laugh at this but I mean this is very funny sometimes you laugh just to prevent from yeah it's like a defense mechanism I know no it's not this is very fun no girl that mouth opens this is what else can it do oh to which she responds stop. I'm dead wait Dude, I need that one sentence just like framed at history Muppet then responds. What else can it do what else? I love to put my hand up you wait wait. Oh, but he could even mean we want to take a moment to dress Oh, that's his That's his apology. Oh

My god, what he runs this account with his partner. This is Hilariously like what is going on? Oh wow so the wife had access to these messages. Yeah, yeah, I think that's just dumb man I I think. That's just dumb, man. I will not let him reduce it to nothing. I will not let these people be in the audience. He's also super fucking hot. Oh. No, I'm kidding.

He looks like he runs a Muppet fan. Oh. Oh, heavens he's not. Oh, man. Dave would love him. Did you hear about the Muppet history account? We should hire him. If you...

Barstool doesn't have really any Muppet presence. The Muppets are funny, man. Still, everything. I never really got into them. I have a Muppet Treasure Island tattoo. Yeah, I never really was a Muppets guy. Which I don't know how I missed them. Yeah, it seems right down your alley.

It does, but I just never. I had a Swedish chef obsession when I was a kid in high school, yeah. Huh. What happened with that Snoopy account again, Nick? He was pro-Trump. He was like, I think he... The...

Snoopy was like, posted on election day. Like, and said, yeah, Snoopy endorsed Trump. They just have a picture of Snoopy's little red house with a Trump sign next to it. And had a Trump sign, is that what it was? I made that. Oh, is that you that made that? Yeah, we're in a group chat, just that talk, all this stuff.

It sucks, man. The most random accounts feel the need to have an affiliation. I mean, his alter ego was the Red Baron. Right, he's a war veteran. Makes perfect sense. We'd have to assume Woodstock is too, then. If you had to start a fan account of something Titus,

Dale Earnhardt probably, you post your memorabilia. Yeah, all the memorabilia. I don't know, that's not something I've given a lot of thought to. A lot of people do it. Do you Okay, so do you think you have to be a massive fan of the thing to run the account or does that ruin it for you? If it becomes work if you're if you're constantly Because like would you be able to appreciate the Muppets if every day of your life you got to dig through Muppet history and he loved it he was posting pictures he was obsessed so

history and he loved it he was posting pictures he was obsessed so knowing that most of the big things like the Muppets probably already have fan accounts that have cornered the market right yeah would you ever think about like your ninth favorite sitcom probably doesn't have a fan account or something right your ninth favorite thing and maybe becoming the guy for that I would want to do something that I like but I'm not like obsessed with right and there's not a huge mark yes yeah yeah so like a third rock from the Sun I was gonna say family matters but yeah news radio something like that a really really obscure we're trying to think of a fan account we can start that the market isn't cornered the Larry Sanders show

don't don't hate that probably got one no context Larry Sanders you know all that also the fuck there's also Larry Sanders about Larry Sanders, you don't know all that? Oh shit, fuck. There's also Larry Sanders without Larry Sanders. Is that? They just take Larry Sanders out of every scene. Sounds like Garfield against Garfield. Oh. None of these exist.

What about Larry Sanders, the basketball player. That makes sense, what you were saying. I know, but none of them actually exist. What about putting Larry Sanders, the basketball player in place of Larry Sanders? Oh, that'll be cool. And take scenes from Larry Sanders, but this time it's oh Now we're talking what would that look like what are the shows you guys come up with?

We just started third rock from the Sun news right you need to show that like had like two seasons Like yeah, pardoned off breaks and geeks, but no that one for sure undeclared. What is that? Did you guys watch the show on FX called starved? It was a Front door we have a doorbell Starved on FX it was right before right after it's always sunny in the first season I think it only lasted one maybe two seasons But it was a hilarious show is about four three or four dudes that all had eating disorders Okay, that could be yeah, I wish that would be like it was Show is about four three or four dudes that all had eating disorders Okay

That could be yeah, I wish that would be like it was it's the guy I'm starved and every other it's like titties and tacos It's like in a post about starved and then one of Stephen Chay's food posts. I Believe Sterling K Brown was in it if I'm not mistaken starved and unstarved The fan account there's a subreddit called forgotten TV that I'm a fan of and it's just people post TV shows that people forgot. I've been doing YouTube stuff. Yeah.

Forgotten TV shows, forgotten restaurants, forgotten shit like that. What's a forgotten restaurant? Oh, just like restaurants from the 80s, like a Bonanza steakhouse or something like that. I remember Bonanza. But it's forgotten by a lot of people. Yeah, I guess so.

I would do Indiana High School basketball players and then write like a couple paragraphs and like the third paragraphs all bullshit like by the time we get to the third one I'm just making up. You finished seventh and then I did the rod. Yeah he went on to yeah after high school he moved to Juneau. Yeah do you think you could get that up to 20,000 followers? He might do that this weekend. Yeah, now that you say it. Yeah, I might have to think about it. That would be fun. Are there any Big Cat fan accounts?

Like Instagrams that are? Yeah. Those are parodies, right? Well, I have VP of Big Cat Corp, who I actually know, and he actually helps me. Oh, wow. So his title's actually correct? Yeah, he did what I did to A-Rod.

He just was like, I work for Big Cat, and then eventually I started DMing him, and he's just a normal dude. Lives in Kentucky, good dude, got a family, and he helps interview prep. Wow. Yeah, I sent him some money. He's a good dude, met him a couple times.

I never realized VP of Big Cat Corp was actually on the payroll. Yeah, he's on my personal payroll. He's a great guy, yeah. The first Anus meme account we thought was a kid, and we reached out, we were like, hey, if you'd ever want to intern, we got it signed off that you can intern for us.

And the guy was like, I'm 36, and I'm a mechanical engineer. Yeah. No. And then he stopped making shit. I mean, memes memes origin was that he just made memes and just replied to all of our shit And he's kind of like what Blutman was right? Yeah, well Blutman did it with just football so it wasn't Like a fan account. I guess it was a fan account of football. But yeah Blutman I followed no context college football when it was like 10,000 followers

I'm trying to get nerdy Gallo in the mix as much as we can. Yeah, he's good. He did something for surviving last night Yeah, oh, yeah, he did. He's working on a project for me. That is very exciting No, oh, yes, and he it was his idea and he came to me or came to TJ I think and If it happens, it's going to be what is it? I can't I've said too much, but it's very exciting There Say some more He's working on it Say some more. He's doing a lot of stuff. He's working on it right now

Wait this second. I don't know. He's also heavily involved in it. Are you working on it? Is it a collab? No, I have nothing to do with who gave who the order he came to you he came with the idea He said I want to work on something in my free time for Brandon. What is his waist size? Oh? I know what it is. I know it is I'm so excited Got it. I think he might have tweeted something right by yeah, holy shit very excited about that Oh, it's the thong for the Christmas episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, which I'm not sure boys well

We've come to a conclusion and it's a very fair conclusion Brandon is gonna be naked for us We're gonna blur him out because you Is correct yeah Because you have children. Our whole process is correct. Yeah, you have children. I'm a kid in high school. Don't wanna be naked. Right, that is far. Totally made sense when you said it,

but you will pay the bet. And you will see our reaction to Brandon's naked body running the gauntlet. Yes, yes, and we'll just, we'll block him out. We can describe it, we could sketch it, maybe animate it. When are we doing that? Well, Stephen Che kinda hijacked it because he might have plans. He basically decided that he can't do it.

Do we figure it out, Che? No, I believe there's an ask out. I'm gonna make whatever work. There's one thing that's not me that could be sensitive around that date. Okay, so no, we don't know. No, it depends on we don't know. Yeah. No, it depends on the guest. But I want to throw out all options.

There's a chance we could do it next week if that works. But we could do it the other way. But there was a second where you were hijacking. Cause it was like everyone could do this date and Steven's like, well, I can't. There was that and then there's another thing I'll talk to you about offline. Hate when you do that. Fucking hate when Steven. What if we did it like an episode of Home Improvement There there was that and then there's another thing I all talks about offline

What if we did it like an episode of home improvement with Wilson how like his face is always Magically covered even if he's not behind the fence like walking around we'd somehow Brandon's dick It just happens to be covered by Mike's like awesome powers at the end of awesome I'm excited for that. Are you guys want to go shoot hoops? Sure. All right, let's do it. Well, you're not going, are you? No, I'm going to do the ad, though. Watch my rules.

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I feel like that would make it better. Yeah. I like that more. What time? See, who can get to 21 the fastest? Yeah. I like that more. What time? See, who can get the 21 the fastest? Yeah. That's pretty cool. By time.

Yeah, yeah. Instead of going at the same time, because it kind of gets chaotic, and it's just hard to count. All right, so come back in here. No shots in the paint. And one shot has to be left handed. One make has to be left handed. One make has to be left handedhanded one make has to be left-handed one make has to be left-handed and

You can have rebounders, but we'll have who wants to go first Rocks here to shoot for it best of No, no, no, come on. Come on rock. Here's your shoe. That's the three Best of seven best of seven, that's the Best of seven. Best of seven. Best of seven. Best of one? Are we gonna get one in? This is...

One nothing Steven. Seven. Two nothing Steven. Three nothing Steve. brain three one or one all right Brandon will go first why was that so hard? Steve you go vertical paper? Remember the double up does count gotta get 21 on the dot yeah rebound for each other. Oh nevermind we're gonna rebound for each other. Oh nevermind, we're gonna rebound for each other. We're gonna rebound for each other. I'll be fair. Thanks, we didn't think you wouldn't be fair.

I have some problems. Yeah, Steven will always be fair. All right, you ready? So I'm getting to 21? Yep. Okay. And you gotta hit one lefty. Okay.

Three, two, one, go. Time starts. Uh oh. Bang, Two points. Five. Oh! Seven! Seven. Nine. He's not going to use a double up. No he's not. Use the double up!

Double! Double up, idiot! Sorry, sorry! God damn it! You're doing all right. You're doing all right. Stay in it, sweetie. I'm proud of you. Double up.

Double up. Oh no. Brandon, use. Double up. Oh no. Brandon, Brandon use the double up. He's taking off the Snoopy. Use the double up Brandon. He's taking off the Snoopy. Maybe you shouldn't have used the double up. Maybe you should have just gotten twos.

Oh my God. Why does he click his heels I Don't think you should you should have just gone to oh he does click his heels. That's weird look at him Look at him. Oh, yeah Together who taught him how to do that? That's cool. He's like fucking Joe DiMaggio out there Dorothy from Wizard of I yeah no place I'll ball wants to go home, man. Oh my god. This is Brandon use the double up

There we go all right now the regular three don't hit the double up I wanted him to hit the double oh that would be great regular three don't hit the double up I wanted him to hit the double oh that would be great go back to the double up that's your spot get the double up go back to the double up This is horrendous. There we go. Time. Time. 2.23. All right.

Stephen Chay is going to do this in two seconds. Chay, you know what you have to beat? All right, Chay. You got this. He's playing for KB again, like I did last week. Yeah. KB's been crushing. Yeah, KB's killing it.

This is... All right. Yeah KB's been crushed. Yeah KB's killing it. This is. Alright ready Jay? Go! Oh Jay feeling cocky. Bricks. Oh no. There we go Steve. Let's hope he doesn't shoot. Oh no. Oh it's rebounder. Oh no. I hope it's not serious. Chay also kind of shoots weird. Someone call life alert. Just swat that shit as it's going up.

Travel. Use the double up. No, use the double up now. What was Brandon's time time use it again no you double up to bad again. 19. You have 18. 18, 18, 18. Oh no! 18. Uh oh. Oh no.

Alright, it's 22. So you go back to 11. Not good. You also have to... You're at 14. Oh, the clock's counting down. I see that now. Yeah.

Counting up. 17. I mean, we're trying. You're at 17. You're at 17. You're at 17, Steven. That's 20. No, you're at 17. You're at...

God damn it. Brandon, we tried all we could. We fucked the score like six times, Brandon. You were just so bad. I can't shoot on camera anymore. Goddamn it. Brandon, we tried all we could. We tried. We fucked the score like six times, Brandon. You were just so bad. I can't shoot on camera anymore. Oh, it's on camera.

Maybe stop clicking your heels like a damn Yankee. There it is. Brandon, why do you do that? What are you doing? What are you doing? What? What are you doing? Shoot! Clicking your heels. I've done it my whole life. Why? I don't know.

Well stop doing it. It's fucking over! He loves filming. Ron Santo taught you how to fucking shoot? Clicking those heels? Clicking those heels? Who else did that? DiMaggio?

What? DiMaggio click his heels? I don't know. You did alright, man. most of that to my show what my show click is used oh you do it right man yeah you did good I got here this morning me a big t-shirt I made 18 of 20 what is that at big t that's even check who how to eat pussy who drew that Megan that's wow I did pretty good drawing yeah

Nikes Wow Yeah, not bad sure Should a good job on the shirt. I have that shirt What a shirt that says box? Yeah, you have a shirt that no you don't I do it's white with black writing Plain font like that. It's red, but black writing very similar Wow and it just says bucks It's pretty cool man, I think Brandon's done for the day, so that's we're gonna see him today. Yeah What game should we play I Can't think straight with this muppet shit. I don't know oh yeah, we need the I don't know who to trust anymore

Hmm I thought you're talking about minion history when you started that have you seen that in so I've seen barstool minions Which I follow and that's a barstool slash minions account. That's cool. Oh, yeah, how does that? Operate uh not well. well. It's pretty bad. What is the premise of that account? It's like Barstool and Minions. Oh. Oh yeah. When you put it like that.

Yeah. It's like AI minion shit. It's pretty good. Not really much Barstool stuff. Yeah bar still yeah I was gonna say where's the bar stool I just thought it'll be fun I thought it was a funny account minion history does like the darkest moments in minion American or world history but AI'd with minions I gotta see so like this is like and it gives you it just gives you the date and then you have to draw the conclusion of what?

My god that is dark. Oh All right, let's guess one tomorrow's Pearl Harbor day, I Will assume they would post for tomorrow them Vancouver that the Stanley Cup riot must be is that Hmm what was the pits bother yep that one's pretty easy Great I can see the minions getting shit on Minions are so funny There they have yeah, it takes like a

Yeah, that's like a school subtle humor. It's dry British say I don't get it. No. No, I'm saying you do get it, but a lot of people don't hmm Hey Phil Brando What embarrassed why would you be embarrassed And I don't every time we throw a shooting thing, I can't. You'll win again. Oh, well, you're right. 3-9-25, right? Where are you gonna go?

I don't know. AEW? Hopefully somewhere without a basketball. Somewhere with a half court, I don't have to run around as much. We'd still have to poorly shoot on camera. You don't have to be negative, though. We tried really hard. I know.

We fucked with his score multiple times Did all we could that Asian brain of his can count to 21. Yeah twice Three matches in a row at a w with forearm back and forths Yeah, I get tired of those forearm back and forths too. I'm a little out on a w to be honest Whoa, I mean it can't be denied that WWE momentum just killed him. Just killed him. There was a second there where they were competitors. Yeah, around about- What's going on with MGF?

MJF. I don't know. He's just, you said MGF. What's the difference? There's a J and a G. Okay. Entirely different letters. I don't know, he just hasn't had the momentum like he had a long time ago.

Is he still wrestling? He does, but now he's dabbling in movies too, so he's not around as much. He just doesn't, it doesn't hit the same. Plus he hasn't done any Barstool interviews recently, which has hurt his character work, I think. Yeah, is he not text back Barstool toys? He doesn't text back anymore.

Oh no. No. It's okay. Damn. It's fine, I'm over it. TJ, TJ I just sent you I think I found the audio version of Big T's for the boys theme song Reap you ready ready now alright let's do it five six seven eight we suffer Monday through Friday all we ask is for one day because we need one yeah, yeah We awaited all week long on Saturdays we become strong all these other days are boring But we know our day is coming we say is it cheesy to the beat of cheerleaders?

Where is my coke freezy all these other days aren't easy But we know our day is peachy because oh I know that Saturdays are for the boys one day free from all the women's poise Oh I know that Saturdays are for the boys One day a week that brings so much joy I sit down to watch the game From start to finish I can watch with no shame Yeah yeah

Because today is our day We can run and we can play we can do whatever we want on saturday because it's our day and we say is it cheesy where is michael crazy all these other days are easy but we know our day is peachy because oh i know that saturdays That Saturday's are for the boys Okay, dude, that's catchy oh Remember that poise that's oh, that's only cheerleader. What's a woman's poise? boys boys boys to know women be ploying That's Omi's cheerleader. What's a women's poise? Ploys. Ploys. I've heard poys too. You know women be ploying.

Constantly. Dude, that's a banger. Where is my Coke Freezy? Oh my God. Sound a little kid's boppish. But like, why isn't he doing that anymore? What happened? I would have never guessed that Big T did that.

Never. What was, remember when Blackjack Fletcher and him and somebody else went on a road trip And he had backseat karaoke or something yeah, yeah I don't remember exactly what but it was the best part of that trip that video got copyrighted I figured but it was still funny singing was good enough. I guess that was why Rico hated him right cuz of that trip the wolf pack trip Yeah It's all took Yeah, yeah, that's that's what turned him against Rico turn me go against him the other song hot in the streets today

Oh, yeah Yeah, it's a fucking Swap Shano, Black Rebel, Black Panther, what kind of verse do you kill? How good is that? I feel like Rowan wrote that. Sneaky wordplay at the end. What kind of verse do you kill off the Black Panther bar? I'll steal it like Terry Bradshaw. He doesn't know who Terry Bradshaw is.

You don't know that? Yeah, you don't know that. I know that. Rizzler's actually a historian of football. They're teaching that and they're great now. he's the president of Kenton the Hall of Fame Dave Baker imagine him being the one that knocks on the door Giant offensive lineman's like oh we got X tiny, you know, someone did ding-dong ditch on us again because they can't see him Dying you know someone did ding-dong ditch on us again because they can't see him

Just like like the giant the giant lineman just like beeping and like Rizzo are just like hitting the back of his calf She's like you earned it man Orlando pace I'm right down here You earn this all those years of hard work you're gonna be immortalized in Canton He's doing the job. I'm thinking you're gonna be immortalized Oh my god You're gonna be immortalized in Canton. He's doing the job. I'm thinking you're gonna be immortal Comes out to do the coin flip Is there a chance big justice the Rizzler the guys from this universe do for music what Jake Paul's done for boxing Which is they say saves it. Yeah music huge chance. It's the number one song huge chance Can we listen?

Keep putting out If you hate on this unbelievable I'm the Grinch, the way you dudes feel I never hurt a youth, that's why you live in Whoville Swag Santa, Fat Grabba, Black Panther What kind of verse do you kill? Who's this hype? Who's the other guy? Dad, I think. That's gotta be his dad. No, that's like a creator. Joe Sauce actually hit me up and was like,

that's my best friend if you want to talk to him. I don't know what that means, but... Was his best friend. That's a crazy sentence to say out loud yeah, I mean that that bar goes yeah He's he has staying power man. He really does yeah, I don't want him to get older though. He's going to thinner I Think older is the problem. I Mean he might have the little fat old can be fine Anakis will be all right. He's 311. Yeah The voice is what's the best? I think it's the face. It's the face. It might be the face

It's a triple threat. It would be awesome if he became like a heartthrob like a list actor Yeah, asking the Avengers. They need to cast him in something. Remember this guy? Like a serious, like him and an Oppenheimer would have been sick. Would that break immersion? I'm thinking we're gonna kill a bunch of Japanese.

I'm gonna blow them up. Yeah, if he played Harry Truman, like in front of the button, instead of the explosion I'm giving the Japanese people a big doom Rizzler through history We need to send him back in time. Oh man. How old is he? Eight?

Yeah, seven or eight. Oh no, he doesn't have much long life. Feels like he's been eight for a while though. Oh, Titus. Yeah. Feel bad about Woj? Oh, he's, what, he's got cancer, right? Yeah. No. Feel bad about woach. Oh He's what it He's got cancer right yeah

No, okay, he basically said everything I've said about him which is about his own job. Yeah, he was like Of course I feel bad. Yeah, yeah, I saw that immediately was like he got Titus It was like he got Titus Got him I got an ace on his counter move this fucking dumbass keeps talking shit about me I'm gonna get cancer to shut him up. Well. I I I'll say this and I say this is the the preeminent woesh hater I Do not like that. He has cancer. Yeah, I hope I'll be the bigger man and say cancer bad. Yeah, I Hope he gets better It'd be nice if we had like a a Fellow ESPN er who could maybe wish him well

Mmm, someone who's dealt with cancer. Yeah, how would basketball world? Yeah. Yeah Definitely overcome cancer multiple times really. Yeah voice super scintillating voice Something we had a prominent are you serious you wish Roach well my dear friend mr. Adrian wojnarowski we're in this battle together brother feels a little wrong but love woe way wrong But I had to do it No, I hope okay. It was I actually read the piece and he was just like yeah when I went to He went to Chris Mortenson's funeral and he's like no one came from ESPN. He was like whoa

It was like yes, he's kind of illuminating. Yeah, and it's like that's a deep moment thought Yeah, no one gives a fuck about you Don't get fucked by any of us. Yeah. Yeah Just kind of dust in the wind man Why don't you look at me all we are is dust and I'll just float You have said multiple times you're you will come to my funeral. I will be the keynote speaker. Yeah, I already have it on my calendar.

Guys, I'm not sure that that's available. A nominal fee. I'm not sure that's available. I think we'll have keynote speakers. I will be a keynote speaker for $20,000. No, we've got speakers. Oh, really? Well, you actually have a speaker that is yours that you've bogarded in this office.

I didn't. I bought that. Oh, you bought that? Yeah. There's a speaker over there that just says, Brandon Walker's speaker do not touch. Correct, yeah. There was a speaker over there that was used for the workout area and the gym when I would walk in the morning, and it belongs to the production department, so what they would do is when they needed it they would take it so you bought a speaker and I get here in the morning it wouldn't be there and I'll be mad that's

your speaker and that's that one is my speaker yeah would you like me to bring that to your funeral I would like for you to give that to my wife because that's my speaker that I bought after telling Paige hey can I have a speaker and she said yeah I'll get it for you. Who are your Paul Bears? Art, Ty, your trainer? Yeah, well, it'd be, you know, Alan, back home, Matt, and of course, Ty, my boyfriend. I'd like to be it. Paul Bear?

Yeah. No, you wouldn't. Why not? You just, I don't think you would be. A trip. Yeah. Whoops! He would turn into a bit.

Yeah. Oh, I dropped him again. But that's funny, that's what you'd want. A dead body? Yeah, you'd want to be with laugh. But maybe you can usher it instead of like bride or groom. Are you here to mourn or laugh? Yeah, right.

You'd be doing like the laugh side and all. Yeah, and we do open casket for the mourn side in the front and then the open casket in the bottom. Open casket, no pants. He's laughing his ass off. Look at that dead dick. Jerk him off. He ain't dead. Watch this.

That's perfect. Tommy's on the laugh side. Yeah. Alright, now that everyone's mourned, we're gonna go to the laugh portion of our service. Just open up the fucking door. We'd have to recreate the video of the African guys carrying the casket of the African guys

carrying the casket of the oh yeah what are those guys up to? they still doing that? I think so professional paulers are you here to mourn or laugh? hopefully they're available on 3925 sneak a whoopee cushion under his ass

in the coffin Fucking reeks You comfortable with your mortality yeah, I'm fine, okay You know people of a certain stature at funerals at like basketball arenas and stuff How does does that come about? Is that like the family pay for that? The- I think the institution would pay for it at that point, right? Do they volunteer the gym up?

Do they volunteer the arena? I don't think they would charge. If like you're burying your long time football coach or something, I don't think they would charge for the arena use, would they? I don't know. I'm thinking like- I think the Lakers large Vanessa Bryant did they

They saw concessions of those No, that's what I want to set up for Brandon I want to figure out where we can rent out a place Cowbells? Yeah, get cowbells, that would be cool Oh yeah, there will be cowbells Can we do a mock funeral? That would be fun to do a mock funeral

On 3-9-25 we should do the funeral Oh we should do a mock Brandon funeral Perfect I think 3-9-25 is a Sunday We have a casket We should put you in a casket and try to do the African Yeah, no, yeah Yeah, because if 3925 is a Sunday three seven twenty fives a Friday, you're still under contract Yeah, and that would be such a good special episode. Your funeral?

Yes, we're doing it. We could do a eulogy. The funeral of Brandon Walker. We all create a eulogy. You pick which the best one is to do at your real funeral. Yes. And then Brandon, I'm not saying, we all know you're not going to resign,

but just picture this. What if you did resign? And then you get up out of the casket. With a contract. On Monday, and you have a contract. So would 3-6 be the wake? Yes. I'm not. Or hell, you can do that at the ringer even. Just get up out of the casket at the ringer. Might do that. The contract on Monday and you have a con so would three six be the wake yes, okay? I'm not or hell you can do that at the ringer even just get up out of the casket at the ringer might do that

Yeah, we'll ship it. We'll ship the casket. Yeah, either way And we got to put all like the makeup on yeah, and you make them look dead. It's pretty good Brandon How'd we get here? I don't know it's hard to say yeah It's hard to say yeah It's oh whoa Muppets like a funeral episode would be so good. Yeah, no, we're doing it. It's a hundred percent and let's get it sold TJ Yeah, I just told cells. All right. I'm selling my funeral. Yes, we are. I just told the sales group So yes, we are die doing what you love. Yes. We are. We get a coffin sponsor. Yeah, we'll all dress up a headstone Would you want to pop out of the coffin or do you want to be buried and hand out of the ground?

Yeah, we could do risky It's a life without risk at a really kill Yeah, but like die oh fuck we gotta do this again It's the most like if dying being buried alive is practical as fuck. Yeah, I have a hearse guy Yes Yes, we'll do well We'll all meet up before the yak we'll figure out how to get the video like we'll all meet up Yeah, we'll do the procession around the corner all of us blinking lights

And then we'll bring in the hearse orange stickers. Oh, this is gonna be the best episode we've ever done. Holy shit Oh, yes Again, yes, it could be perfect cuz Friday Brandon Barry lay down later resurrect. Yeah, that's how it goes All right We're gonna give greats a good idea Brandon. Yeah. Yeah, we should taxidermy Brandon. Just put them in the corner It's a good idea, Brandon. Yeah. Yeah. We should taxidermy Brandon and just put him in the corner.

We will need a bunch of pictures from throughout your life for that. Yeah, we're going to hold your breath though. A slideshow, flower arrangements. Yeah, make it realistic, because we're going to do open casket out here. We're going to be in the casket the entire time. I don't tell that I make you look dead.

Are you not comfortable being in a casket? Not really. We'll cremate you then. Yeah. Oh, this is going to be, I'm excited for it. Don't you want to, it's like a dream kind of. Yes. Like hear your own funeral and see a reading from the book of songs. You want to invite mama? No. That doesn't seem like something she'd want to be invited to. Her son's funeral? That's... We won't know until we ask.

This is really fucked up. This is really fucked up. Yeah. 3925. 92 days. That's fast. Yeah, it's not that far. Not that far.

Christmas is upon us quickly this year. You done with your shopping? I've started it. Wow. Yeah. What's Tommy want? The world. Literally.

Yeah. Yeah. W I've started it. Wow. Yeah. What's Tommy want? The world. Literally. Yeah. Yeah. What's the rule that he text Scarface text me yesterday. Dad, I bet you $10. I can find some Ole Miss fans at my school. I was like, what? I just never responded. He wants to, he just wanted to bet I think he's gonna get in the gambling shortly mm-hmm so I think we're there 14 is about right it was for me anyway no actually my grandfather had me into a way earlier yeah yeah like 10 he had me picking games for him did you ever have people do that have you pick games for I picked games I did uh I to, like, the two origin stories of my love for gambling is one, I won a hundred dollar turtle race in Florida when I was maybe 12 years old. And then I think it was,

I wanna say it was 95 or 96. I went 31 for 32 in the first round of the NCAA tournament. Pretty good. Whoa. That was pretty awesome. That's real. Yeah, that was like, holy fuck, I'm a genius. And I haven't won a bet since. Called the Princeton upset over UCLA? Let's look at the 90. What was the year?

That was 96, yeah. Well, who won? Kentucky, right? Yeah, yeah. Look up the, I went 16 for 16 the first day and 15 for 16 the second day. What was the Princeton UCLA seeding? Because at the time it was like 413. It was 413. Yeah we were the five. But at the time that

felt like the biggest upset. They were defending national cheer. Yeah this actually might bum me out because now I mean. 43-41 final score. Now a 413 doesn't doesn't move the needle like that. Last final four ever not in a football stadium. Yeah it was in New Jersey. It was a basketball arena. It was 1996. Yeah 13-4. I don't know can you remember all that? Boston College over Indiana. That's 64-51. Was that Stephon Marbury Georgia Tech? Purdue. Georgia made a run. Remember that. Syracuse beat them.

John Wallace. Drexel, that's an upset. You didn't pull all these. I did. I swear to God. I went 31 for 32. Oh, Georgia was Georgia Tubby? 10-7 doesn't really count. Yeah.

And that's how he got the, that's how he got the Kentucky Jives. And they got to John Wallace. Yeah. And he hit that three. Yeah. And he hit that three. Yeah. That was 12 seed Arkansas. I mean, 12 fives was just picking them.

Yeah, I've never had that. It's a good run. I've never been back there. Allen Iverson. That's it. That was it. Not a ton of upsets, which would make sense for an 11-year-old to get 31 for 32

but a couple I Don't know how it started with me Probably was it probably a barstool sport yeah, yeah, yeah, so we signed the trafficking. I think it was when I got paid to Yeah, I think that's that's when it all starts pretty well a cup promotion. Yeah, that's what it was Okay part of the job description By the way body armor Body armor this show is brought to you by body armor sports drink sheer. Oh, sorry. That's a bold thing body armor sports drink had us hydrated all

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Oh. Have we had Che do TimeGuessr yet? Yeah. Yeah, it didn't really. Did it not work out as well? Yeah. Damn. It didn't hit.

Damn. I could do a little GeoGuessr. Or Sporkle. I like GeoGuessr, I think it's a little change. Yeah. All right, Che. What does GeoGesser. I think it's a little change. Yeah. All right, Che. What does he got to get? Two in a row? In GeoGesser or something else? GeoGesser.

Okay. I haven't played this since whenever I did last. We, we figured. Yeah. That makes sense. Checks out. Totally checks out. Here without you. Yeah, damn it. Yeah, it's got me. But dude, we need to have Big T sing. Oh, I want Saturdays for the boys.

You have to write a Yak song. Women's boys. As soon as I wake up tomorrow, I'm playing that. It's good too that Big T was one of those fans that took it very literally yeah, oh that looks like Indiana yeah Jersey we there's this corner Or corn is corn that's not corn. That's soybeans or maybe cotton Mmm. Oh man Oh, man, he just fucking gets you in right away. This is probably somewhere in like

The pickup truck I feel like Oklahoma's like it I think it's gonna be like one of these like for um I wasn't ready for this it's the best oh hurry oh go in three two gotta do it run oh no check it sure is it was right. I got bullied out of that answer That's a pickup truck che the pickup truck. How do we bully you out of that answer? I said New Jersey guys all laughed at me. Well. We're gonna laugh at anything you say all right Doesn't mean yeah, just cuz we're laughing doesn't mean I was my jersey Mars I could explain

better than this pickup truck was great look at the rocks you really have to go around like it's not gonna change look at the rock formations though what do you think so if it was Arizona it's a little bit more color on these on the rocks Reasonable is it Block okay, I feel like this is like Vegas Reno we like or not Vegas like no like South, Nevada Maybe even West It's West, Nevada. He said it's not Arizona cuz not Sunbeam so he goes to yeah, Southern, Nevada It could be oh

I mean your gut instinct so good. Oh, it was a dozen you had the desert part right? Oh no, oh Again, that's the shadow Oh, oh we're spider bridge This guy doesn't water his lawn at all. Oh, no another pickup truck Things are here oh This is this could be like don't overthink it J don't overthink it yeah it could be like good advice yeah all right in doubt where is it oh it could be like northwest Indiana like okay oh I've never been in Nebraska washed how's he doing man not good? Well, he wasn't bad on the desert when he was it was new mexico and he guessed like nevada. We got some skinny roads

That is a telltale sign of a certain state and Crest view that's northeast What this is like kind of a hawaii type house? Northeast or Hawaii Somewhere in the middle oh This could be like upstate New York That could be anywhere in the country. Yeah

It might be Jersey Don't overthink it Jay be like Hudson Valley ish oh here's the new Indiana oh man I was like the same area Bernard's off like I've been there so right by your house my aunt lives in Basking Ridge, yeah. Oh shit. Oh. Oh. What are these backyards look like? Show me what it do. Oh.

Show me what it do. Show me what it do. These. These. I love that he looks at the road signs. These. These. These cars do not look modern.

What? They don't look modern. What? They look now your daughter what? What do you think the Google Street View goes back to we're asking for the state not the year all right? So we got a debt not a kind of Change is everything what state has dead ends? Oh? All right, well, why don't they just fucking put me out here? What what what's a separate? Yeah, this is better. Oh, you're gonna. That is a dated-ass car Illinois That's not a bad guy. Oh most you're getting closer They screwed me on that one. Oh, I mean this is Massachusetts. I think

Or a street. Oh, this might be DC. Oh I think Street oh this might be DC oh For some more yes, Washington DC. Give me the tiniest district Please be Jersey You've done this before Let's go there's a huge one Road hiking trail no oh

It's it's the Google it's a car that's taking the oh, this is okay, all right You're in a car right now, oh We might be in our an orchard. I'd love to live with that house nice they don't have they can pee outside I have an initial thought but I don't think it's right that house was in New Jersey house like a road leading to an orchard or some type of farm. Oh, oh, oh bring me that Hurry up. Oh, you got seven seconds. I think it's like Western, New Jersey They keep screwing you Steve not even close this New Jersey rustic ridge and Close this, New Jersey rustic ridge and

Again, why, does he why, does he assume he knows every street signs give you nothing Car pickup truck. Oh And a church. Yeah Or is it a post office? Some big leads Okay, all right this looks like Fenton oh Ottawa Hills, this is us only right Why I keep leaving me on these That's a cloud haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha What else do you want out of your bridge? Like a suspension bridge over a creek? It's a creek! It's a ditch!

That's a real bad brand. Is this Mississippi? This is gross. What? The way you defended it made me think... It's too flat for me Mississippi. Unless it's the Delta. Yeah! Hahaha!

Hahaha! What an incredible mind I wasn't defending it to you no it's in the Delta Wow does a bad alright Che this is the one all right workable workable oh solar panel that was beenets family territory. Yeah? Yeah, that's where his family... What's this? That's a butterfly. Yep. Oh, close house. They have butterflies. These are low houses.

This is probably the Southwest United States. Look at the tree! Tree? Look at the tree. No. That's gotta be Southwest. No. That's South Tucson right there.

Look at the trees. I don't know, this house type. This is not, oh. T-John. I mean, it's still in Arizona before. Hurry up. Arizona, New Mexico. He is still in the southwest. Oh, he might be. Arizona, Arizona, Arizona.. He is still in the southwest. Oh

Arizona Arizona Arizona, okay, ah Howdy wasn't off by that much. No, I mean I think it could be Albuquerque. Oh this looks like California I Don't know if the chat and the fans love this but it's it's the no they love I love it I don't buy the Friday afternoon. We act for a solid hour and a half I could watch this motherfucker do this for days came up with your funeral It's the- no they love it. I love it so much. It's a Friday. It's a Friday afternoon. We act for a solid hour and a half. I could watch this motherfucker do this for days. You came up with your funeral.

That looks like a- Rocky River, you should know that! Should I? That looks like the way they shot Sremmers. This house is in the hills, so this is like, they got money. For all there is is hills. My boy- my boy Ty did a house like that. Umm... For all there is is hills. My boy, my boy Ty did a house like that. Ummm...

This is a very wide highway, so it suggests population... There's a town sign! A county! Washu. Washo. Five seconds. Five seconds, Steve. Three.

Yeah, Washo County. Oh, I was right there as Ty- It's Reno. Oh, yeah, yeah. Washo County Sheriff's Department. What is that? That's the Reno 911? Yeah, really yeah Um I mean this could be southwest or northeast could be Very oh geez

very oh geez poor fuck oh no no yeah this is Leo and team mom damn looks like your street um oh my god oh no oh like Alice sexy in the studio apartment oh what the fuck is that a nice house on the bedro very Yeah, it's very nice. They were trying to leave me on a trail. This is like tall trees, kind of Northeast looking trees. Oh, the Massachusetts-y, like the sand. I think he believes trees are only in the Northeast. Yeah. No, I mean, these, like the way these trees are, this is like a Boston suburb.

It's a temperate deciduous forest. I'm gonna say this is Canton, Massachusetts. Wow, that's specific. Don't they have those type of trees in Georgia? They have those trees everywhere. Jersey again! You'd be- God damn it! Egg Harbor, okay.

Parkertown? It's always Jersey, Jay. Ooh. All right, this is more, oh what the fuck? Whoa, what did you just, that's okay. Okay Parker town it's always Jersey J Whoa, what did you just that's okay? Yeah, okay? The big college to all right. This is yep Something near something's going on here. Oh, but this kind of looks like the West Virginia. You're ugly looked at with the poop factory We're like Iowa What do you was what do you see what do you say I think that's where the hell I was

where's Iowa here we go what's not what do you see yeah wow what side did you see there was a sign that said like i will finance oh okay let's go easy take it ah wow that's God's country man looks pretty nice Wow, that's God's country man. It's pretty nice. Oh Shit, there's like a northeast freeze. Yeah, it's looking like a New Jersey Connecticut what she's zooming on there's like one of those like horse pens or whatever fences No, but it's like there's like this is like for cattle or what kind of money we talking about here um oh wait

This it kind of looks like um yeah like He waits for the very last second Jay oh Isn't isn't California the number one number one agriculture say a bio. Oh, yeah It's so big. I don't know if they do farming out there I wish that tree had a sign that said, New Jersey Wait, are you gonna bring up breaking bad? Is that the pizza roof? No, but there are Three different types of garbage so they're type their're health or like environmentally it's got to be a blip roll

They also have these roofs that suggest like kind of like older Hurry up my initial thought was Arizona. How many times you guessed Arizona? Fuuuck Fuuuck Palm tree Branch boys yuck Oh god Double truck home right there With a boat out front Oh yeah we're not doing too well in this area

They're doing great That's like Brandon's dream life People are happy as hell. Oh fuck dude. That's looks like paradise All fences Double yellow line shades that tell us anything I laugh I wouldn't be any better he turns away from the interstate 77 Oh There's a picture of the state See it. Oh for the county. Oh shit. I actually know that's how are we know I don't

Add us for a second oh My god, oh, yeah, that's typically in North see more oh this looks like um oh please fall like like Connecticut New York like West Chester e oh man that place is the fucking worst to drive through oh what the hell oh god no no no you're in an underpass turn are those bridges looking better shape than that other one okay fine bridge it was brand new this way the street signs will be this way yeah I get street come on Oh Let's go everybody guesses no moving. Okay. I think this is California We'll get two in a row. I think that could be anywhere. Yeah, that is

mmm, I think that's I Don't hate California Sunny it's so sunny. It's sunshine's a lot of places. I think that's North Carolina That really could be an old 502 though. Oh, yeah, what area could Kind of a newly developed area. Mm-hmm Where do they really develop instructions at least this century? There's a sign on that door. There's a truck truck So you know it's 100 public safety of? So Aberdeen Washington all right with the gas hurry Colorado Hey Wow

You'd oh oh That is that's a that's very it's an easy one chair, South Dakota lovely home I agree this garage doesn't close all the way that means they're swingers it's a sign oh yeah they try to garage open a little bit new construction coming where are you going trying to see what is that golf course South Dakota I heard their base very flat I heard they're building houses in South Dakota what do you see what's the ethnicity check I don't know I'm trying to see that why don't you get forward ah South Dakota is the guess gotta be can't be anything else

not a Canada oh fuck close boys oh Jesus Texas big sky Montana then Utah somebody driving through they can be for you first is driving across country catch them che oh no gotta be faster are you passed them oh shit it's a disappearing RV what's that tree tell us it's a weird um middle of the road north Pacific Northwest California wake up California yeah it's not a terrible guess yeah turn it on Jesus Jesus oh this sucks yeah next next guess that's it yeah that looks like the end of castaway right where was he in castaway don't know same place next next this is guessable no it's just a sky yeah every try that's just done till he gets his

that's Nebraska one speed limit like Montana he's got to get one that's Western Nebraska I's Western Nebraska. I like Western Nebraska actually. Nebraska? North Dakota or something. Oh! Holy shit, here we go! Brandon, mama will attend your funeral.

No, god damn it! There we go. Caitlin asked, not me. Alright. Sales is on it. I love it. It's a great idea, Brandon. love it's a great. I wouldn't lie to you It is a good idea. We make shirts for it, too Airbrush shirts what if they are IP?

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