The Yak - White Boy Rick Serves His WUM Sheep Punishment | The Yak 3-25-25

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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Alright, Big Cat will be here in, he said five minutes. He said give him five minutes. He'll be a little late, he's finishing something up. Pooping. Nick and KB, what'd you say, hooping or pooping? Pooping, he's five minutes. He said give him five minutes. He'll be a little late, he's finishing something up. Pooping. Nick and KB, what'd you say, hooping or pooping? Pooping, he's pooping. Yeah. He's pooping, he didn't want anybody to know,

but it's out there now. Diarrhea, a real mean one too. Nasty. Yep. Nick and KB will be back tomorrow. We got Eddie back in here. We have the boys out there, and I don't know that they know what they're doing.

No. There's like, saw horses,'t know that they know what they're doing. No. There's like, saw horses in wood and table. But they're doing a good job of it, though. What are the saw horses for? Yeah, we asked for sheep, not horses. We really just need a table with a napkin on top of it. Yeah.

I believe they're trying to set something up so that Donnie can carve the worm sheep in front of White Boy Rick, and it needs to be elevated for him to properly carve it All right. I I have a thought about that. So the punishment is one sheep That's wake up mincy plus sheep. Yeah now we all got here this morning and in the parking lot. There's a smoker it is smoking Someone wisely left the front door open so the entire building could smell like smoke. We appreciate that. Which doesn't smell bad.

Smells good, to be honest. But we've got the smoker going. Now, again, the punishment was what, Kate? Wake up, Mincy, clips. Right. For a month. Right. And eating an entire sheep like an ogre. What did not happen this morning, Kate?

Oh no. What did not? this morning, Kate? Oh no. What did not? Oh, wake up, Mincey. He just didn't do a wum. Oh really? Oh, he didn't clip it? You're the only one who knows whether he does it or not. Yeah.

No. You're the only one that, yeah. All right. Mince was here. I'll take your word for it. Mince was here, I believe at 5.30. They got locked out. I don't know why they don't have keys.

Mince, why don't you have a key? Can't log in to the app. Of course. Oh my fucking God. You can have it on your phone. I have the app on my phone, but I try to log in. So, like Pete literally does all the work. He's like, can you give me a login

and give me this app and you're good. How is he alive? So he came in to do the show? He was locked out. He was here at 530 to be the sous chef for Donnie. Now if you know anything about smoking something, you basically just put it on there, maybe you spray it a little bit, you season it, and that's it. The smoke does the work. I don't know what Mince was supposed to be doing here, but he was here. Donnie was here. White boy Rick was here. And they got locked out, so they went to breakfast. I got here while they were at breakfast, and I don't know how they got back in, because I didn't let them back in. But yeah, that's where we're at.

No wake up Mincey and no sheep yet. I think we need to just establish a quota of amount of episodes Rick will need to clip since Wake Up Mincy is very inconsistent. It's spotty at best. And again, I'm looking at Tom Lay and Maresh out there trying to fashion a system to prop the lamb up. Can I say what I would like to see? Yes, please.

I would like to see the lamb just laid right on that tarp. And I'd like to see white boy Rick in like a t-rex costume like down on Yeah, like eating like a deer car like a kill. Yeah, and I want his eyes to like glow when he looks up I don't hate that right. Yeah, I don't think Donnie should carve it. No, I think it should be on tarp mouth to go. Yeah Yeah, it looked kind of doable by the picture yesterday. I haven't seen, has anybody seen inside the smoker? I have just seen it. And I think what Mincy's been doing is spraying it.

Oh, that's hot. Oh, what is he doing? I think he's been on flavor spray duty. Cause that thing now has like a crispy, shiny black shell on it. Yeah. Still hot. Still scorching hot.

Like moving a fridge. All fridge or maybe this time. Yeah Oh my god, oh man One day we're gonna get we're gonna be at work and it's gonna be 12 and mincy's just gonna be locked in a closet Somewhere dying and none of us are gonna. Yeah What we got here? That looks good. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, basting it. I mean, Rick really is about to eat like a king.

Yeah, the lamb is a good meat. This is not really a big punishment. It's just, you gotta eat a lot of it, I guess. And Kate, you're right, it should just be on the floor and he should have to be on all fours eating it. Yes, that's what I'd like to see. Not even, just with his mouth, mouth to go. He has to be an animal for two hours.

Yeah, he shouldn't be able to say any actual English. It should just be like, Grrr, grrr. Or maybe like a buzzard costume. Show me the cave because it is Rick Going or no Rick's just sitting in areas not not helping at all I'm having a great time. It seems not not helping anybody at all. Well. He's got to get the stomach right who's episode Rick? I had met that guy

That's uh oh, that's like you that's Frank's kid. Yeah, okay, I keep it Frank's son That's Frank's kid. Yeah, okay Right just come in the yak Just come over to the yak right now. Do you know mincy broker to deal with the local breakfast place for barstool employees? Oh, are you talking about the place that does the fruit tray or right here right here? We get 10% off and it's cash only we get to pay with card the burger place No, the one right here one is no the one right here I've never been I'm like afraid to go it's you have to go back past it every day what's it like in there I'm it's it's a little breakfast restaurant I go a lot a deal

yeah we get 10% off and you could pay he broke her that I've been used code bar stool it because he goes to the other place a lot too I see him walking back with his yeah yeah I've heard him try to get free meals from places before by saying he's a bar stool. But I didn't know that he was brokering deals for the rest of us. Hey Rick. What's up guys? How are you feeling? Hungry. You got here at 5.30 this morning.

5.00. 5.00. Just saw Minchi. Were you piss-pumping me there? Who's Minchi? We saw Minchi just perched outside. You don't have a key either? Yeah, I got a new...

Why are you so quick with it now? No, I got a new phone recently. I just haven't gotten the app redownloaded, gotten access from Paige. It hasn't been a problem until today. Should have planned ahead there. But I guess Donnie didn't need us until six. me and mincy when got a nice little breakfast how was breakfast memories that I will cherish for a lifetime that bright how much how much do we I didn't have anything you just why well I just kind of watch out

at mincy eat I didn't really talk that much either he was really filled the space usually does yeah you don't you don't realize how loudcey's normal talking voices until you're at a quiet restaurant Rick can you please look at mark while you're talking to him? Yeah, yeah, it's rude There you go there you go We're just kind of recapping. Hey guys. We're recapping everything that's gone down Nick That guy right there Rick and Rick out here at five o'clock this morning. They were locked out. Yep, and The warm sheep warm sheep day. Yeah, but I gotta ask a question

The punishment is warm sheep. There was no warm. There was no one. Well, no, I thought that one was just having to Literally wake up with mincy and be with him since 5 a.m What if the warm is you literally wake up mincy yeah well call him yeah you have to call him in the morning and be his alarm rick said rick look at this five more minutes rick rick was trying to make the argument that i he was like one of you guys has to warm at some point and i tried to explain him i was like i literally warm no you're exempt you're exempt every day i wake up and mincy is my responsibility and it's the most terrifying yeah my life so I am what you're you're what your grand

grand one then yeah what do you mean I need to walk I am this guy is part of like whatever he does comes on my head so I won't how's everyone doing I'm ready to warm we're excited Rick Rick how do you feel looking at that sheep now hungry but like you said you were gonna try to take down most of it yesterday do you want I mean I'm coming in with the mentality that I'm gonna eat the whole thing am I gonna eat the whole thing I don't know but so I'm not coming in with a quarters mentality before I even have a bite of lamb How quickly do you anticipate that changing? I? Don't it okay. All right moment. You got a strategy all right

Just eat yeah, so no much you can do outside of that. I feel like ah Yeah, you're not gonna eat as much as you think you are right Yeah, we're gonna I think the plan is we're just gonna weigh out like 15 pounds and watch him eat for like an hour and a half and then be like, all right, that's enough. I think you'll go for like 30 minutes and then be like, fuck, this is a lot. This is a lot of sheep.

It's a lot of sheep. Well, Kate had an idea of just putting the sheep right on the tarp and having him eat it like it's roadkill, like it's an animal that he killed. Yeah. This is gonna be good sheep. I don't even know how you would go about eating that. Wait, so...

Did you guys go over Mincy having a pocket where I think he just puts poop inside? No, we wanted to wait for you. Oh, okay, yeah. We saved you. That was smoker residue. Okay, that was... He was wiping his hands on his pants

after he had burned his hands like four times in ten seconds. Okay. And then what else occurred? Were there any clips that we should watch that got us ready for it? Any good moments? Pretty much just him burning his hands was the best one. Yeah, watch. Yeah.

Yeah, so look at that. Look at this pocket. He's just, this is a pocket, exclusively for poop. He might have taken his pants off to wipe his ass with just that pocket. That was my first thought. Can I ask a real question? There's a pocket six inches behind him that is made for the wallet and the wallet is in the front. No, no, no, no, no, no.

The wallet belongs in your front. Yeah, I'm a front wallet guy. I don't want to feel the lump when I'm sitting dude you get Pickpocketed you don't want to get bad sciatica. Yeah Every single man in here besides me is a front front pocket while I got I've never imagined doing any other I it would honestly bother me to no end. I would never be able to yeah What do you do when you sit down you sit on your wallet? You're a man. Oh crazy. What I? Okay, what is it online?

That's crazy TJ che front wallet back wallet Front left pocket depends on the pants. Yeah, I'm a back. Thank you, Zah No, there's one other man in here They're undoing the lamb now mincy a left a lefty though? Wall in the right pocket is weird. I mean, Mincy makes no sense in general. He's not a righty or a lefty. Rick, is it crazy to think, too, looking at the structure of this animal, like that animal is running around happy and living life until you miss the marketing show?

Yeah. Apparently it was murdered like this past weekend. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, so there's quite literally blood on my hands. We started carrying it out, there was blood dripping down from it if you would have been More willing literally and metaphorically on my hands if you would have been more willing to sit around and yap about ball that that lamb Was still here to pay my pal am would have would have been in a Greek restaurant instead of it fun fact It's Greek Independence Day today. Oh, oh that is a fun fact They had to fight for their independence fun fact you it's Greek Independence Day today. Oh, that is a fun fact. Very fun. They had to fight for their independence. Fun fact, you never had Greek food.

I don't think so, no. No, yeah. This is my tribute to the people of Greece. All right, so what, any other moments this morning that we should? I don't have like a clip of it. I took a picture, but the restaurant like cleared out about 15 minutes after we sat down

because he was talking so loudly. Wait, you guys went to breakfast every other five in the morning, it cleared out about 15 minutes after we sat down because he was talking so loudly Wait, like you guys went to breakfast at five in the morning it cleared out so there was one just like sweet old guy sitting next to us and then there was a group of people who looked like they had like just gotten back from the club and Vince he was just like we walked in he's singing along. I don't wanna do like He's doing stealing at 5 a.m like, you're doing stealing and at 5 a.m. and just kept talking about the Ole Miss athletic department and how we couldn't believe they were only three point dogs to Michigan State.

He gave me that as well. Yeah, morning. He's giving me that a few times, but it was a lot of fun. Great memories. Got to know the man a little bit more. A peek behind the curtain. But yeah, the tables next to us did Stare some daggers and then eventually ended their meal early. Okay Does mincy have a credit card or does he just like reach he did pick up the tab? Cuz I didn't a lot of biting change in buttons every time

Not have a credit card also he definitely picked up the tab cuz he's gonna expense it and be like yeah I had a business say that verbatim He said I'm expensing this I said well, yeah, you were we were told to be here at five you're on the clock Yeah, that's not no that that's not how it works With that logic with that logic we could expense our lunch. Yeah, he's staring daggers I assume mincy was expensing it cuz he just me asking him to come in at a specific time immediately was like this work. Yeah. Yeah Okay, do you want to go out there I Don't want to but yeah, well you're gonna eventually have to go out there and eat

I guess you can wait you can hang out and wait until it's ready to go. I Want to talk to Donnie too. I think Donnie's had he's never done this before he was like pretty pumped to be only shit I think comingnie's had he's never done this before he was like pretty pumped to be a holy shit coming off its neck The rig I don't like seeing the rib like that was butthole Oh, it's right into the butthole just carving up the butthole he said he's gonna get a couple big drumsticks Yeah, so that Rick can look like a cave Holy shit man, don't do too much. I mean you're gonna. Oh, yeah Get out there

All right, you wait till he cuts a little more and then go or go prepare yourself prepare yourself You're gonna start eating soon. He'll put all the meat in front of you, and then you can Start eating um To have you guys Did you guys talk at all about the trip to O'Hare? We read it for you. We saved everything for you. Thank God, because I had my notes.

Zach gave me notes. Oh, he did? Oh, wow. All right, good. It's all I've been thinking about. Okay, good. Like, no offense to one sheep, but Zach, I was thinking about Zach at 11 o'clock last night. I did the rare thing where I forced my wife to watch back part of the act,

because I was like, you gotta see this guy. And it was in like the first 10 minutes, she's like, I don't see it. And then he started the mellow debate. He was a little nervous. The lie stacking. Once he settled in, he was fucking awesome. Yeah.

He bodied him. Yep. He did. I don't know that he bodied me, but he was a worthy opponent, sure. He bodied you. He was so cool, calm, and collected. He was laughable. But here's the thing, I don't think that he embodied me, but he was a worthy opponent. Sure. He bodied you. He was so cool, calm, and collected. He was so laughable.

I don't think the debate actually mattered. He was going to maintain his calm and poised no matter what I said. Right. That's just him. Yeah. That's just what he does. All right, so do you guys want to do your notes first,

or do you want to do Zach's notes first? So I think our notes will kind of be overlapping a little bit, right? OK. But whatever you want want we could go Actually should we get him to zoom in just so that if there's any context to these notes Let me let me check I kind of want to look out context and you want no context And then if we want him to explain so I imagine we're gonna have a lot of follow-up questions

But yeah, that's get it. We can get them first and then all right TJ I'm sending you the notes process them first and then we can call them if we have follow-ups, but we will yeah We've definitely definitely gonna have follow-up. We're definitely have follow-ups. So these are The notes I sent to TJ so these are Zach's notes about you guys. How long was the drive? It was awful traffic yesterday. Yeah, it was bad. It was probably 45 50 minutes and not even yeah 40 45 I would say okay It was it was enjoyable, though. Like, he was a good pass.

Seating arrangements were? Danny offered him front. He declined. So Danny took the front. OK. Interesting. Yeah. So.

It's fair. He was getting dropped off first. I think that's normal. What day did he get in? Thursday? I believe so. He only had a backpack from Thursday to Monday. Oh, are you getting into your notes already?

Well, I'm just saying, like, just observation. Those are pre-notes. Pre-notes. Pre-notes are good. They're sometimes more potent than the regular notes. That's a fish and packer for sure. Yes. Only a backpack for that many days?

That means he's just wearing the same clothes. Yeah. I don't know if that's a fish and packer. I think that's just him wearing the same clothes. True. Right? True. All right, I'm gonna send him a message. think that's just him wearing the same clothes. True. Right? True. All right, I'm gonna send him a message.

So when you took him to the airport, after his four day trip, he didn't have a carry on, he only had the one backpack. No, because I asked him, he was like, you need me to pop the trunk, you need to throw stuff back there? He's like, no, I just got a backpack. And it wasn't even bulky,

it looked like barely anything was in that backpack. Yeah, it looked thin. Wow. But it didn't look wrinkly or smelly. No, he looked fine. He looked pretty together. Yeah, presentable.. Wow. But he didn't look wrinkly or smelly. No, he looked fine. He looked pretty together. He might as well have had the stick over his shoulder with the little, the knapsack thing on it.

I would like him to travel with that from now on. Yeah, all right. If we do. Yeah. Yeah. TJ, I just sent you the notes. Okay. So first note is Eddie is a salted over cinnamon pretzel guy

also has a gripe with Auntie Anne's for not making their own sauces How early in the trip did this come up? And he answers parking lot talk all right wait so what you're upset I agree we pull it up again I Agree with this take about the sauces sauces? No, I don't care. I don't fuck with the sauces. Salted, though, is the premier go-to in Auntie Anne's. If anything, I'll do a salted, and then maybe I'll get the cinnamon as a side piece

and do, like, half of the cinnamon as, like, a change of pace back. Okay. You know what I mean? But what do you mean they don't make their own sauces? It's a big gripe of mine. So, you know, you go to, like, a ball game or whatever, and they give you, like, the cheese out of the dispenser? Yeah.

There's just all, like, premade sauces. Who wants cold cheese for a pretzel? Oh, yeah, you need the warm cheese. Exactly. That's dog shit. Auntie Anne's needs to get on that. They could certainly do better. Quick, rank your pretzel dipping sauces. Uh, cheese and nothing else.

Oh! Mustard's good, too. Honey mustard is elite. I like honey mustard, but for, like, a tender, not for a pretzel. Really? Not for a pretzel. I love Mustard's good too. Honey mustard is elite. I like honey mustard, but for like a tender, not for a, Really? Not for a pretzel. I love it for a pretzel. I like cheese, and when they give you cheese

and a good mustard, that's an ideal situation. One bite cheese, one bite mustard. Are you mustard or honey mustard? Honey mustard probably. I like this. It's never just straight yellow mustard, it's some sort of fancy mustard. Yeah, it's a Dijon.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Good noteijon. Yeah. Yeah, okay Good note to start good note. Yeah, and that was parking lot talk. I was parking like hey What are you gonna get to eat? Welcome to my Cadillac? We're talking Annie Anne's yeah He's also spelling Eddie the Mexican way with why yeah He might think you're Mexican he might Eddie highly recommends stro Stroop Waffle as an airport snack over the salty mix. That's an easy suggestion right there. Yup. That's good stuff.

So far you're doing well with your shakes. Okay. Good, good, good. When did... how long was the talk about food? It was a lot of food. Okay. It was a lot of food. Danny's sauce on...

Danny's sauce on Eddie... Danny is sauce on. Eddie is also sauce on. Okay. I thought Danny was saucing Eddie. also sauce on Eddie also sauce on wings as opposed to sauce on the side that's three for three fair enough yeah yeah but he is sauce on the side interesting hey we'll get to that later okay all right yeah all right keep going Danny worked at a country count a county bar country bar

Mm-hmm for a little while and slowly started to enjoy the music isn't a strictly bluegrass guy though. He's open to it all What was this? He was asking my levels of country others certain country fans were like no I only like bluegrass not this pop country shit other certain country fans were like no I only like bluegrass not this pop country shit why did that come up you were talking music okay yeah and what type of music is he like oh you have those notes mm-hmm okay okay can we just real quickly show the gym floor and just show how much men's is helping because hands in his pockets to really show that he's ready to go at any moment he's eating there's is so much lamb.

They're already. Has Rick had a bite? Because I know Mince has had a bite. I'll listen to that crinkle. Mince, he's got some in his pocket. Oh, god. Chef Tommy is just a really good cook. That looks so good.

Yeah. I want some of this. Sounds like that web. The what? Oh, nothing. You gotta eat the whole thing. Is this the fastest we've ever put a dumb idea into the fastest we've ever carved a lamb it's tied for fastest definitely what climber was one day oh yeah it's a cover is one day what we'll also happen like

three minutes yeah well Donnie has a trip he's leaving on Wednesday so I was just like when I texted him on the weekend I was like, hey, can we can you cook a whole lamb? He's like, yeah, just gotta do it before Wednesday Cool, dude, let's fucking do it. Okay back to his notes Eddie's favorite music is old-school doo-wop. I knew that about you Eddie. I actually subscribe to your playlist on Spotify. Oh you did? Yeah I listened to it. You know when your doo-wop is the best? A Saturday, a summer Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Nailed it. That's it. Barbershop quartet like life could be a dream. That's on there. Is it? Is it? Tooty fruity. Yeah what's's good? It's like Sam Cooke, Dion and the Beaumonts.

Like Motown? Soul music. That's not Doo-Wop. That's not Doo-Wop. That's Soul. That's Motown Soul. Oh, Doo-Wop. Yeah, Doo-Wop.

Dion is, but Sam Cooke isn't. Yeah, right around. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I led with the wrong guy. But give it a shot. He's got it on Spotify. I'm telling you, Sunday afternoon, if you're in your car.

I want to look at it right now. Summer afternoon. Love that shit. It is delightful. What's it called? Eddie's Duat playlist. Okay, that makes sense. Creative. Yeah, I put that thing on all the time in the summer.

D-D-D-Y? I-E, please. Okay, keep going. Whatever you prefer. Do you think you were born in the wrong time, Eddie? A thousand percent. Yeah, a thousand percent. You should have been, like, a 50s guy definitely set bum you out. Yeah, it does. Yeah, but

He's to up list. There it is what you got. You should become one of those guys. We've we've looked at him in the act the The guy in Sweden Sam who dresses up only in like 1920 suits You just started like 1950 suits I would look into that yeah I'll put there that'd be cool I'm gonna I'm gonna Google that later yeah okay what else we got Eddie is not a shower music guy oh wait Eddie and Danny are both open to the idea of us doing a three-man karaoke night Slash-data local karaoke bar Eddie pointed out on the ride now listen. I don't know a whole lot about Zack He didn't seem like a karaoke guy to me. No

We'll get to that. Did he come out as a karaoke guy? Spelling was tough there two different ways is And both wrong. We were driving past Louis famous karaoke bar. He strikes me as a guy though the real quiet that has that one song that just knocks it out of the park where everyone's like holy fuck he's singing that's I need crushes it. What do you think his song is. For Bola. I was gonna say glory days by Bruce Spring it could be one of those. I can see him doing tequila though really well. Yeah. Eddie is not a shower music guy. Danny rotates the same 10 to 15 songs until he's sick of them. In the shower or in life?

I was supposed to be private in life. Damn. Do you shower music? Yeah, I'm good for like two songs. Y'all shower music? I don't. No, I don't. I don't either.

I make sure I'm in the morning. You do, Kate? I do. Why? It just like hypes me up in the morning. You do Kate. I do why I Like hypes me up for the day. Okay, dude you girl showers takes you forever in there. Oh, yeah I've been listening to dochi in there I shower for like three minutes. Yeah, I'm in out Depends if I'm shaving my ankles or not. Yeah, and that being the only part of your legs that you shaved absolutely That I haven't shaved and that's why I'm wearing these socks. Okay, what other notes we got from Zach?

Danny enjoys this song, Please, Please, Please. Zach. By Sabrina Carpenter. Could have been fucking with you. I don't know! Were you fucking with him? No. It's a good song.

Okay. I'm big on mainstream pop. Okay. Eddie goes tank top if he's on the sand, but tarps off if he's in the water at the beach That'd be just swimming Oh, I did learn a fact. I hopefully we can get him to zoom in I learned a fact from Austin apparently Zach is a big swimming guy, but his pool is so small that he can touch both sides

Just not a pool. We'll get to that floating guy. Yeah, all right, we'll get to that. But we might have found the pool for Che to get his 100 laps. I still don't know if he'd be able to. Yeah, that's true. One down and back for Che would still be difficult. Danny was an elite food runner,

but there was this one time where a customer injured themselves while Danny was moving a table. He used the word elite. I don't believe I did. But thank you, Zach. What happened there? We would have to move tables and chairs off of the stage because a country band would come in every night to perform.

And I was moving the table to the back room. And this one guy was telling this animated story. And as I was passing, he lunged back. And he just smacked his head on the corner of the table and was seeing stars. Oh, no. I had guilt about it. But Zach made me feel better about it

because he had a lot of spills on people in his food running days. Donnie's chopping up the sheep. It smells good, I really want to try it. Really, really want to try it. Look at Rick. It's like a kid in a candy shop. He's gonna eat this whole thing.

Rick hungry. He keeps talking about it and I think he's... He's like, I'm gonna eat this whole thing. He needs to start eating. It's 12.40. I know. 12.30. What's he waiting for? You gotta start eating soon, Rick.

Rick, we're supposed to dive in? Yeah. What are you waiting for? The world to change? Let's go. Oh, he's gonna have a little seat for his meat we didn't get a beanstalk Oh just yeah, just take that down. Oh, he should have put a bib on I'll be impressed. Oh, oh, dog, we should have no bones. Everybody watch out, you're going to get crucified. But also give her a little bite.

Give her a little piece, but don't give her any bones. Yeah, no chance I'll finish her. What? One bite in. One bite? One bite in? That's a fatty meat. You took one bite and you said...

Everybody knows the rules. Oh boy. Be careful because we could make you eat some other type of animal after all that talk. Right. He was one bite and he goes, yeah, there's no way I'm finishing this. He was walking around being like, yeah, I'm eat this whole thing. We gave him plenty of chances to take it back to any double down. Maybe shake a little more when you take a bite like you're're really sure not yeah get it out of there maybe growl by the way this is going exactly as we expected utterly boring yeah I mean says doing more than

I thought he would yeah you getting all this means making sure the lamb doesn't run away the hands in the pockets is crazy because it's not only not doing anything But it's like being like I don't want to do any right you know Climb like just wipe this hands off and put it back in this gotta make sure the poo still in there Good idea Nick yeah, Yeah, thanks, Nick. Good stuff, man. All right, let me do an ad real quickly. We'll go back to the notes.

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Yeah. You'd think that he would be ready to go. Oh, Mincy's walking away. He's got his piece. And now it's just a boy and his sheep. There it is. This is why we do it. Hey dog.

It's a boy and his sheep. Mm-hmm That's it This could be the best day ever for that dog yep if Rick doesn't eat it I I should I should call Nick and just tell him that cuz he needs to get the Feel of just how he's assuming to have to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, he should have to he should have to watch You should have to clip you should have to clip this. Yeah, this is he put punishments on us. Yeah Hey No, you don't have to shave.

Um, no, we just wanted you to see, because technically one sheep was from your brain. Great idea. Um, but it's going exactly as we thought. They made the lamb, the sheep, and now it's just Rick eating it, and it's so boring. Yeah, I, uh, I knew I was going to be gone this week. Alright, but you you should tune into the Yak and just watch

him watch our big boy eat. Alright, I'll do it. Okay. Alright. Oh, it sounds good. Alright. Alright. Bye. Oh, he's literally just eating. Yeah. And he's not doing it in like an aggressive manner or some manner that can entertain us. Yeah, you watching your weight work What happened to the drugs? I can't even hear you guys from over here good. We don't have to get sassy about it. Yeah What are you saying chew with your mouth closed take the drumstick mate eat off the drumstick? There you go, that's better well I There you go, that's better well I prefer that I

Actually think Peter might have a point on the killing of this sheet. Yeah Are we setting up a GoPro out there? Take a big bite like grunting yeah Stomp around make some noises guy from yes stand up with it. And be like, ah, Rick is hungry. Rick is hungry. Yeah, there we go. Actually come sit down here and eat a little bit of it. That seems like a nightmare for the cleaning people.

No, no, just don't spill it. Just get it on your own. This thing's loaded with juice. Just get it on your sweatshirt. Well, bring a towel. Yeah, bring a towel. Yeah, you need a towel as a bib What the towel is a bib would be very funny. Oh here we have the yak towel

Or just have mincy next to you and wipe everything on his jeans Mincy lay horizontally I can put the wheel towel over him Should we put a tarp over Rick?? Yeah. Yeah, we got a towel. I just want TJ to make you very large while you eat this. Yeah, you can feed five for a phone. Here, sit down like you're going to the barbershop. You're going to bid me? Yep.

Oh, we have another. Oh my god, that looks awesome. OK. Want a bite? Is it good? Not from that thing, but I do want a bite. There you go. OK.

You want a bite of that? There there we go now this looks good yeah that was worth it that was that was it it's all we needed is it good the first and first lamb you've ever had? I feel like I haven't made a dent in this one leg yet, and I feel like I've been eating this entire time. And you talked a lot of shit. He talked a lot of shit, and then he took one bite and said, I can't do this. No!

All right, you can go back. We finally got a great It is very juicy way juicier than I thought it was gonna be Alright Zach did hit me back so we can have him zoom in after we hear your guys notes deal But uh, let's finish his notes on you guys. Did you? Did you feel weird talking knowing he was taking notes the whole time? I didn't know what he would include and what he wouldn't. Are you shocked with anything he included

or do you think he's got like- Him calling me an elite food runner was interesting. It did feel like we were asking questions to like, it was kind of like a first date. Yeah. Questions, you know? Yeah. Zach was asking a lot of questions off the bat

and that kind of divulged into other things That we'll get into okay. All right What else we got for Eddie and any? Menards over home Depot or Lowe's for Eddie Okay, no good. No, they're the same thing Yeah, Danny is calling his handy friends to mount his TV, but also thinks he could do it it So if he had to pick he's doing it. He's never ordered a task rabbit Well, this guy a little misconstrued, but wait, what is that?

He this is his first this was Zach's first time ever hearing of TaskRabbit Oh TaskRabbit was and so his exact question was would you outsource mounting a TV or do it yourself? And I was like, oh you mean like call TaskRabbit. He's like what like what I was like a task rabbit and I explained it but yeah what what did he say in the last part it sounded like you're gonna do it yourself oh I think I said I would try doing it myself before it comes to work so I'm calling a handy friend got it yes Danny's going worth notes today today and Eddie, oh, now with three Ds, is not opposed to text and driving. That's not, I feel like that. I was mad at a guy who was texting and driving

on the highway, a matter of fact, but we could keep going. Okay. So what, if you were mad at a guy for texting and driving, why would he write down, not opposed to it? I think he might have just saw you texting and driving. Because that was hard for me to take Yeah, you were taking notes. Yeah, and I was like but once we got on the hot it was like yeah Do you have the self-driving on the Cadillac or no? Yes? Oh

That's not as like it kicks you out pretty quick if you're not eyes on the road Oh, cuz I know you're Tesla you would just you just hang out right until I rear-ended someone yes wait what self-drive? Yes, self-drive Until I rear-ended someone, yes. Wait, what? Self-drive, yes. Self-drive? Yeah, it was fucked up. I thought that was like impossible.

That's what I thought too, until it happened. And just, like you were just not looking and then boom, you just rear-ended someone? Yeah, just boop. How fast? Like five, 10. Oh, okay, that's not bad. There's just a little bump.

Yeah. Okay, what else? Eddie considers Free Ride by by winter group a good song Eddie worked produce at a grocery store preferred stocking bananas over other fruits also enjoyed cutting the fruit would eat apples in the Alright so Eddie let's take me through this you're stacking a bunch of fruits. Why bananas? Bananas are better because there's a shelf to put them on right you know there's an order to them Yeah, whereas apples it was just like you're playing Tet Right. You know? There's an order to them. Yeah.

Whereas apples, it was just like you're playing Tetris. You're just plugging holes. And they could fall. Yes. And there was never enough apples in the bushel or like the elevated rack. It was annoying. Bananas have stadium seating. Correct.

Yes. Yeah. And now the cooler apples, was that? That was a sneaking one. Technically theft? Technically theft, yes. That's what my mom told me. Who got me the job? Yeah, and now the cooler apples was that that was a sneak in one technically theft technically theft Yes, okay, my mom told me who got me the job I got fired for that when I was when I was 15 my first job I was eating Pringles in the in the break all Pringles are different than out without paying for them

And they were like well you're fired. I thought I was just eating some Pringles Yeah, I won't even hide it and I view Pringles differently than apples in that case Yeah, I would see where Pringles and apples would be because apples go bad. They have a shelf life Yeah, eventually your pringles don't grow on trees. Yeah, you're criminal, huh? Well, my Pringles tree would beg to differ with you sir Pringles tree would rock Okay, what else? Eddie potatoes were constantly going bad in his grocery days. Why is that starred?

Probably still are. It's a good star, I guess, a footnote. A footnote, yeah. And then I think we had one other note from Italian sub for both Eddie and Danny. Eddie also doesn't mind a little spice on his. You guys talked a lot of food. This is like a Foodie Boys episode. Yes.

In high school, Danny knew a kid, Mickey Rose, whose mom would make him an amazing sandwich with the good sub trans entire lunch for All the freshman year wait you trade your entire lunch for this other kids So yeah, you had a you had a nice one on a sub role I just had the Wonder Bread a bag of chips and a granola bar and I traded all for this nice So why would he do that trade? Because it came with the chips. Something different. I just didn't really like it for some reason.

That's crazy. It was. Shout out Mickey Rose. That's awesome. You got a trade partner. OK. TV and movie specific info doesn't always retain well for Danny.

What does that even mean? Like if I watch a TV show and someone's like, oh, remember this part? I'll be like, I'll have trouble being like, oh, yeah, I guess. I'll have to describe it in full for me. I have trouble retaining TV information. Yeah, I think that's normal. Yeah, Zach agreed.

Yeah. I don't think I retain specific things. Mind you, he's like asking me these straight up, and I'm answering. Well, I brought up like some type of movie Quote or something oh, we both had trouble. Yeah, I'm bringing it got it Eddie has been brushing too hard so was recently recommended electric toothbrush by dentist Danny confirmed acoustic toothbrush Yeah, he kept calling electric toothbrush versus acoustic

Just regular toothbrush. Oh, that's what acoustic toothbrush means? I like that. I like that a lot. I have always been an acoustic guy. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.

Brushing unplugged. Yeah. Okay, now the real thing is we need your guys' stuff. So is everything not electric acoustic? Like, do I have an acoustic razor? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I like that technically I'm an acoustic car is it Do I do I have an acoustic dildo? on my body

Right I'm carrying an acoustic dildo at all This is an shit this is an acoustic chair not an at all time. Yeah. Everyone's without a motor. Yeah. This is an acoustic chair, not an electric chair. Yeah, that's true. It's true. Damn. Yeah.

The Amish are all acoustics. And acoustic dildo. Yeah, like, hey, you want to see my acoustic dildo? Then you just whip out your dick? It's like, what? You said yes. That actually might be a loophole for flashers true

Just get consent. Okay. What do you guys have on Zack? Do I know first? I kind of got a good amount Yeah, you probably got more than me. So I'll go first. He didn't know what wet souls pretzels was okay No idea. So he was he was firmly on anti-anth side Back to the wings. He likes his sauce on the side of the wing to preserve the crisp. Oh. So when he gets wings, he gets sauce on the side. Okay. I asked him what his favorite gas station was.

He had no preference. I don't think I do either. You don't like like a pilot or like a trucker one? Buc-ee's. Oh, that's different. I don't count pilot as like, that's like a road stop. Yeah, or like a quick trip, Wisconsin quick trip. Yeah Yeah road trips you got your favorites, but around town a love's you have one

Do you have around town gas station favorites around town? No, I feel like we don't have like a great gas station here, right? Yeah, a loves on the road trip loves is love. Yeah, that would be my number one. I love struck stop. Yep Yeah, that would be my number one. A love's truck stop. Back to the swimming thing. He said he wasn't big on the swim shirts because they provide too much suction when you get in the water. Makes sense. He worked at a steakhouse and he wasn't really good at being a food runner because he would

have to ask, excuse me too much because he's a bigger guy, okay But while he was at the steakhouse he served a really big bald wrestler Didn't know who it was but it was not the big show or Bam Bam Bigelow Was it came the mystery remains? He had no I ran through a bunch Steve Austin Kong Bundy are we sure as a wrestler? That's what he said. Is it a wrestler or a wrassler? A current wrestler? What is it?

He couldn't give me any. Kale Sanderson? He had nothing. But how do you know it was a wrestler? Because I asked him, I was like, do you like wrestling? He's like, oh, not really. Luke Gallows? Because I said Tampa has a lot of wrestlers that live there.

Yeah, it's a big wrestling place. Dwayne The Rock Johnson, perhaps? Paul Hogan? Was not Hogan. Kurt Engel. It was not Braun Strowman. He had no I know what a mystery I know so we need to figure out who that was and then he worked at Publix at some point and he was a pub Sub like those are good. Yeah, he said that the chicken tender one is overrated but to get the spicy roast beef That's the best one. Correct. Okay. And they're properly rated, and that's all I have.

Okay. All right. First, we have Zach. Has only ever had a shrewp waffle when it comes as ice cream or coffee topping. Has never had one on its own. Prefer sauce on the side with wings, but if they accidentally put sauce directly on, he won't send back. Acute mood swing at most.

Mood swing at most. Acute mood swing? Mm-hmm. Okay. Wears shorts 95% of the year. Wow. Florida. Lives in Tampa.

Yeah. Recently started using an electric toothbrush per his dentist advice. We touch on acoustic toothbrushes, Zach's joke, having bigger, better bristles than electric toothbrushes, and Zach begins to regret making the switch exact words were this wasn't reassuring his top three chief kief songs are love Sosa macaroni time and he couldn't think of the name of the third one so for now he's going to sub it with glory boys featuring Fredo okay that has a pool when asked how big it was he said small enough to where he can shoot from one side to the other,

underwater the whole time, with one kick. One kick, that's important. Favorite karaoke song, depends what day it is. Important to note, he didn't say depends on the day. He said depends on what day it is. Unclear if he was trying to say his song choice depends on his mood that day, or if he actually reserved singing certain songs

for certain days of the week. Either way, he never named a song. Oh. So he might have a Tuesday song, a Thursday song. OK. Says Rico Gets a Bad Rap appeared to be directly related to the fact that Rico gave him $250.

I would say that's fair. I asked if he was actually going to practice basketball tomorrow, and he said, yeah. There's an indoor Mormon basketball court by my house and it's open tomorrow. I asked why he goes to an indoor Mormon gymnasium and he said, because it has air conditioning. Was surprised with himself for doing the one-handed clap on the show today because he doesn't break that out very often. Wow. He doesn't watch wrestling. However, he does watch clips of wrestling That's watching wrestling had never heard of Task Rabbit before two wows and one. Whoa while I explained what it was. Uh-huh

Thinks everyone should get into a car accident at some point in their life That's a human experience Barstool Eddie Claims he didn't trade in his Tesla due to recent Elon Musk oversaturation. Is team AnteAnns when it comes to the classic age old debate of AnteAnns versus Wetzel's Pretzels. Says AnteAnns needs to come out with homemade dipping sauce in order to become number one undisputed pretzel chain hunt. These are your notes about Eddie? Yeah. Zach blindly agrees. Okay. Notices my tinted iPhone screen and appears to not be crazy about it. Zach, still stuck on the prior conversation, informs

Eddie that Wetzel's Pretzels doesn't even make their own homemade dipping sauce. Eddie says he already knew that and his point still stands. Ed reveals that he has also recently switched to brushing his teeth electrically. Disbelief completely fills the car. I suggest pulling over. Not for nothing, but Eddie still uses a regular toothbrush when he's traveling. Oh, yeah. Traveling. Yeah, that's smart.

His gas station snackage has gone way down since becoming an electric car owner. Correct. Eddie gets asked by Zach if he takes his shirt off in the pool. Ed confirms he's in the Tarps Off Club, then goes on about how he wishes swim shirts were as normalized when he was a kid as they are today. Apparently kids don't get bullied for wearing shirts in pools anymore because swim shirts are now a thing and growing more popular.

It's true, right? I 100% with you there. They all got like the Under Armour swim shirts. Really? Yeah. I've said it on the Yak before, but like there's, everyone has that one moment where they just look back and they're like that was so Embarrassing and I wish that didn't happen. It probably shaped the rest of my life Mine was when I was like maybe nine or ten and my friends Told me to put my hands together at the pool and I did it and I just had tits Yeah, cuz like up until that point I had no idea I had tits very my shower. Just devastated me. Yeah, because up until that point, I had no idea I had tits.

And when they did that, I was like, fuck. I am breast. Yeah. Don't worry about that no more. They probably laugh so hard. Yeah. It's that and being at a bar in Wisconsin freshman year

and overhearing a girl saying I had really large eyebrows. Those are the two that are just, whew. They stick with you forever. You do have stuff that sticks with you. Yeah, it's just like you can't, you would never, like you just remember the time and place in your head and you're like, that really sucked and changed me. Yeah, I've gotten some of those.

What do you got? Give me one. It was, I hooked up with this girl, and then her friend was texting her. She's like, oh, I'm with him. She's like, whatever. And then she was like, oh, I'm so jealous. He's such a good, whatever, whatever.

And then she was showing me her friend say that, and her text back was, yeah, it was fun, but I can't be with him. He's just too big. Oh! Damn it. Damn. Never forget how they made you feel. You can't be with him, he's just too big. Oh! Oh! Damn it. That was him. Yeah.

Never forget how they made you feel. They can't, you can't get rid of it. Do you guys have him? I do. Miss Scheller's English class in middle school, and Brian S, I won't say his last name, Seymour, he said it was April Fool's Day, and he said, hey everybody, look at Kate's big boobs.

April Fool's. Oh! And then I started putting a sock in my training bra. Oh! And I had like long waist, you could see it putting a sock in my training bra Like long waist you could see it was a lock and oh That was tough, then I had a English teacher in high school who in front of classes like look how unique her side profile is Pointed out how like my note like whatever and I think about those things a lot. Yeah Everyone has those moments. Yeah, they just you'll never get rid of your brain. Shake them. I wish you could. We were playing in Minnesota, the opposing student section. This is my senior year.

And at this point, when we would play on the road, it didn't happen all the time. But every so often, the blog I was writing had become popular enough that people at other schools were reading it. And students would yell my name. And then they would just give me a thumbs up or whatever. You would play at it. And students would yell my name, and then they would just give me a thumbs up or whatever.

You would play at Purdue, and they knew me, and shit like that. So we're at Minnesota, and they always heckled the other guys on the team, but I didn't play, so they were generally pretty nice to me. And a guy was like Titus, and I turn around, just like, what's up? Trying to be like, be cool and everything.

And he just goes, nice muffin top muffin top fat ass and it blindsided me I thought uh thought he's gonna be like love the blog yeah and he just goes nice muffin top fat ass and then I became a bulimic yeah that's what I have to it's the blindside one thing for my glow up where you you're like going into it just not even thinking this is like I didn't think I had a possibility of having breasts And then boom I literally was like I this guy's gonna be like I get a picture Love whatever and it was just nice muffin top fat ass And then I was I was like fuck and then I had to sit the entire game like we were the the

End of the bench is like right by their students actually no side to the entire game right there Oh, it was awful. You couldn't even look in a mirror to make sure yeah have a muffin time Yeah, it was tough, and he wasn't wrong. He wasn't wrong but I showed him I got in the game and Made a really crisp chest pass. I'd Stephen probably has Of course you don't moments growing up where I Yeah, of course you don't they've had moments growing up where I

Didn't like but you just yeah, but they're about those these have happened to you just have never internalized them correct, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't think about any shit from like you've been ten earlier But someone said something really mean to you as a kid and you just didn't you didn't you're like, no, that's my buddy Do you already said yeah 2010? I don't think about anything 2010 or earlier. What about the shit that came out of your shorts? Like ever? No, I mean I thought about it when we talked about it, but then no, I don't think about that. You don't have any, no memories just kind of rifle through your mind

every now and then about 2004? Never. Okay, sorry. The Bucks won a Super Bowl? 2002, 2003? You don't think about that? January 26th. I mean, sports stuff occasionally, especially if they like especially displayed on TV or like, you know

Gruden's coming here like all right. Yeah, how old are you? 38 39 you're 39. So in 2010 you were 23 or 24. All right, so you don't think of something when to happen when you were 15 That doesn't ever just cross into your mind ever Wow. Okay. You're built different than 100% of the rest of society. All right. Did you guys see there was like a tweet going viral today where someone was like, people don't understand that being 24 in 2012 Brooklyn was like peak existence. And then everyone was sharing like no it actually was like DC in 2008 it was all these people not realizing how go in the 90s during the bulls It was nobody was all these people not realizing they were just saying where they happen to live when they were 24

Yeah, which is so obvious like 24 probably is the best age of any age like two years out of college Yeah to be 24 in Brooklyn in 2012 was the peak of Human society it's like no you you just love 24 is cool. Yeah, it's it might be the best age Yeah, cuz you're two years out of college. You got maybe a little money You're like a little bit more self-assured The whole like angst of graduating college, and what are you gonna do, but you have no responsibility Yeah, and even if you don't have money. It's not the biggest deal in the world. You're just like whatever damn it Yeah, when I say money, it's like I was making when I was 24. I was making

$35,000 a year and it was awesome. Yeah But you don't feel like shame if you if you are poor, right ever there's no shame It's just like yeah, right like you might feel as you get older You just need enough money to go on like two trips with your boys a year Yeah, yeah, but then a couple years later once you know the classic fights age when you're like life sucks That's the worst that is the worst and also 24 is like none of your friends are probably married like obviously Probably no one has kids so it's like everyone's got that down for anything for sure But having said sure but I've

been subtle that I've never been 24 in Brooklyn in 2012 so I can't so maybe they're right it's a good point maybe they're right right it could be right yeah but just everyone just slowly realizing like the nostalgia of being 24 is really what they're after it has nothing to do with what location they're Imagine being 24 in Brooklyn in 2011. Oh Terrible Be so close to you just missed it It'll be in 25 in Brooklyn and kill yourself kill yourself a fucking loser Okay, Rick, how's it going? Good? Okay? All right? What's the go-pro?

Nonstop I feel like there's no visible progress whatsoever. Can I go take a pinch? I want some Alright last couple Eddie used to work in the produce section of Jules' as apples were constant upkeep throughout the day, always had to stack them as high and tight as possible. Matches. Zach then tells us he worked out of Publix in the deli department and even admits that he would get jealous of the produce section people because they got to walk in the walk-in coolers more.

Ed seems genuinely happy to have given a ride to Zach after we dropped him off That says he doesn't know what a Mormon basketball court is either no That's confused, but it has air conditioning. So that's all that matters. Yeah Yeah, we I mean Wisconsin lost on a Mormon basketball court. Oh, that's true True. Yeah, the Mormons are mad at us for PMT because we did, we grouped the Sweet 16 teams, basketball schools, football schools, and then BYU was just Mormon. I don't really know what else to describe them as. Yeah, I actually don't know. Are they more basketball or football? It feels like they're, yeah. They're just Mormon. The Mormon is so encompassing.

Were they, yeah, they were mad about the Mormon part and weren't mad that you didn't pick one. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't like they were like, come on, man, we're obviously a football school. Yeah, it's like, no, dude, you guys are Mormons. You're just Mormons, yeah. They are. I think that's just the predominant thing you think of. Do they not realize they're Mormons? I don't know. Yeah, because they are, right?

Yeah, because they could win three titles in a row. You're not wrong. And there's still Mormon still the Mormons. Yeah Yeah, Mormon will always overpower any else they got anything else they do. Yeah Mormon Got some why is everyone dancing up there? Why are they dance is Rick making them dance for him? Is it good? I? Will then let us eat some to come back back What were the odds of Brandon and Kate would be the first yeah

No way too late meal for Kate So are you jealous in those situations with Che where he says shit like that? Oh extremely Che has a brain that like if you could if you could duplicate it I think it would solve most of the world's problems because no one would ever really get angry at each other yeah bounce off everything something maybe something really traumatic happened to Che and now he's actually just numb oh yeah what's the worst moment for your life check non-debt not non like family death related? Or friend because we know about banana, too I Don't know good. He can't think of a bad moment. Yeah, they're all bad moments, okay Nothing bad

What about like worst moment on camera? Mm hmm. We got you snapping at Frank. Mm hmm. I'm realizing something. Does he just not have a memory? Yeah, he might not. He's like Dory the fish.

No, I remember a lot of stuff. But yeah, I don't spend time like thinking about it or if stuff happened in the past. Yeah, no rearview mirror type guy But you tell stories sometimes you stories I'm throwing the eggs at the house Yeah, like glory day stuff for 440s and whatnot. Yeah beating nine-year-olds and mini golf bananas friend getting hit by a tree, maybe that's why Those stories come up because they will trigger a memory, but I never think about those things. What do you think about?

Nothing. I think that just... So what's going on in your brain day to day? Just living. When you lay your head down to sleep at night, and that five minutes before you fall asleep, what goes through your head? Well, if I'm being fully transparent,

like I'm researching stuff for the next day. OK. He's a computer. But yeah, I don't really think too far ahead. I don't really look in the past either. What about people just generally just powers himself down? Yeah. There are days when you're in a bad mood.

What happens those days? Like at the end of the day? No, there's been days where you've been like kind of silly yeah so when like big cat asked you to go to Chicago were you like laying in bed at night like thinking of the pros and cons no no see I think he lays in benny's like wow this pillow is really soft yeah I had to like prepare and like think about that stuff for a bit but like I'm not I'm not going to bed with like problems on my mind generally when you go home with your wife

It's like how was work. You just say I don't know Pretty good did the show it's good The other show you like back you like recall like moments from the day or something you're like this once in a while Yeah, it's like something big happened, but most of the time. It's pretty generic like yeah pretty good good show Yeah, do you have a Xanax prescription or something? I don't, I don't take, I don't even take Tylenol. Does his brain make Xanax? Like, naturally.

There's constantly part out. No, I'm thinking about it, like, when we decided the move, and I was pitching certain people, like, almost, you know, everyone was like, yes, but like, let me think about it. Che was, yeah, there was no... No buffer? There was no think about it. Che was yeah, there was no No buffer. There was no selling or anything. It was just yeah

And he's got a wife and two kids Yeah, so like it wasn't even you know like the single guys. I would be like yeah, like yeah fuck yeah, yeah He's like yeah, uh-huh. It's like you're asking to run an errand or something. Yeah, sure. I did I should test this like Jay work. We're gonna move to Albuquerque next year. Yeah, I like Bullshit he would go anywhere actually we're moving back to New York. That's cool. I Should move somewhere for a year just to see if I can make Jay go with Because eventually he's just gonna wait you out anyway even if you're like let's go yeah, it's an Anchorage, Alaska Jay will be like I don't mind it. Yeah, you'll eventually be like get me the fuck out here. It's parcel Iraq

Julio says it's awesome there. Yeah, where we're just say it's awesome. Where could you go that you could outlast Jay? I think the only thing that really triggers him is when is when the Bucks lose something football The first thing that came to my mind is like we lost four games in a row. Yeah in 2008 That's the worst moment of your life. Yeah Look at him. He's shakin up about it. He's getting more flashbacks. He's but sir crying Who are the four teams you lost to Jay? I don't know the last team with the Raiders though Oh, we're supposed to win geez God gotta win that game trigger warning No, never done it. Okay. Never mind I don't think I think a therapist would have to go to a therapist if they talk to check that therapist will start paying

Che yeah, well they would it would be like, you know how how like in Hollywood? They're worried about AI taking all the scriptwriters jobs if a therapist met with Che They'd be like if if this is contagious, I'll be out of a job. Like if more people are like Che, there's no place for me anymore. I'd also love to see Che provide therapy. Like to hear his advice. Well, I was gonna say, if he goes to therapy,

how long before the therapist is then like on the couch? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Bringing stuff to Che. Yeah, the therapist would be like, oh my God, I have an existential crisis. They're making a new type of human that doesn't feel the worst moment of his life is 2008 when the bucks lost four in a row. Yeah.

Che gives give, give us therapy. Like, whoa, I'm, I'm, I'm depressed right now. What should I do? I'm not actually, but just role play. Uh, why are you depressed? Tell me about it. I don? I know I'm thinking about dying When you're 40, I mean average life expectancy is like 77 AI answer this would be if you typed it into Google. Yeah, you eat fine for the most part ice cream

Yeah, I feel like Yeah, I feel like this might be a situation where like Michael Jordan can't coach others how to be Michael Jordan right He's the goat at it, but I don't know if he's let's don't worry about stuff. I don't think it help us Yeah, he can't relate to anyone else. I'm sad just don't be yeah Yeah. Why? You eat okay. Ice cream? Yeah.

Hey, Che, I'm sad. Caleb Williams looked pretty good his rookie year. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Try not to get too low with the lows. You don't get low with anything. I mean, once in a while you have a grumpy day, but then you just go to sleep, wake up the next day

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Brandon, you know in an Uber while they're driving you and they get a new request and that noise that goes off, where would you rank that in most annoying noises? Not very high. It doesn't bother me. Would you, do you think it's fair to say that the iPhone alarm going off in the wild could be number one? I think that's way up there. iPhone alarm period is an annoying noise, but it's designed to be, I guess. I actually enjoy when the Uber goes off because I want to see if he passes on the ride or not. Yeah, but a lot of the times it'll, they'll get another one or they just won't fuck with it

Who that wants to cheap for him he's out on that one yeah, but then hit decline iPhone alarm in the wild is brutal Yeah, when people put it in commercials and shit that should be yep. Yeah, have y'all ever worked retail? No, I worked at a Radio Shack in 2003 when I was 24 in West Point, Mississippi, which part of the peak Oh, yeah, but I've been in West Point, Mississippi, which is probably the peak. Oh yeah, imagine being in West Point, Mississippi at 24? Yeah, but it had a bing bong machine, bing bong, and I still hear that noise sometimes in my sleep. What do you mean? A bing bong machine. You walk in the door, ding ding.

Oh, a door chime. Yeah, a door chime. Yeah, a doorbell, okay. Would you rather have the bells on top of the door? No, no. Either one sucks. But we didn't get a lot of, it wasn't a busy, busy store. So you would get into modes where you'd be even

back playing a video game. And then you just clear off your leg and get comfortable. And it's third and seven on Madden 2004. And then ping pong. Can I say something? Because again, I can see when we have a guy, Zach's been sweating his dick off. He's wiping his face with it. She's been in the Florida Sun. Oh Zach? He's been on for like, he's been there for like 40 minutes. I'm like I can't let him.

What are you doing? He's sweating his ass off. I was out here just trying to work on my basketball shot earlier because yesterday didn't go too well. It's been pretty sobering. I'm getting a little more active. I was trying to work on my basketball shot earlier because yesterday didn't go too well. It's pretty sobering. I can get a little more active. I was trying to work on it. Instead of more up, less forward is what I was working on with the directions. Yeah, how to go. It went okay.

It didn't go as good as I thought it was gonna go. I'm trying to work on the more arc and they're not going in. Yeah. So you showed up being like, if I just go more up and they're not going in. Yeah. So you showed up being like, if I just go more up, I'm going to hit everything. I did. In my head, I was playing it back.

He's right. I just got to go way more up. And that's not it. It has to be it. There is more to it, but I think that's where you start, Zach. Yeah, I definitely did one step at a time here. That's definitely how they're more going in than yesterday, but not much more. Where are you right now?

Are you in a backyard? Where are you? Oh, it's a, they got a court by the fire station. Oh, you didn't go to the- Oh, double rim sack. I've been, I've been trying to tell myself it's a double rim, but it's not. It's a skill issue. I want to blame the double rim as much.

Oh, it's a skill issue. Oh, I thought he said it's a skill issue. I I want to blame the double rim as much. Oh, it's a skill issue Alright so Zack we have some follow-up questions at the the car ride we went through the notes You you think everyone should get in at least one car accident Well, we'll see what happens. There's a guy either texting or kind of nodding off on the way to the airport. And he was way over in the lane, like towards the sidewall. And I just feel like some people don't really take how serious the road is, being in cars like that

and traffic and on the highway. And I don't want anybody to get hurt. But like, I think a car accident is pretty, like a healthy reminder of, hey, you gotta take this serious when you're out on the road. Like your life and other people's lives are at stake. Can't just be willy-nilly messin' around behind the wheel. Yeah, kind of a reminder.

It's kind of the same as how people say everyone should work in the service industry. Right. Good point, Zach. Zach, karaoke. I noticed that came up during the conversation. Are you a karaoke guy? I'm not opposed to karaoke night whatsoever

karaoke is pretty fun. So yes. I enjoy karaoke yes sir. Alright what's your go to karaoke song depending does it depend on the day? It does. Who sings that? It does. Yeah. Alright. Not an artist it's just like. Oh that's not a song? It depends Zach, I'm going to give you a day. It's Thursday night, May 23rd. We're in Tampa. It was a warm day. We spent the day at the beach. We're a little tired, a little sunburned, but we want to go out. We want to have a good time. And we had seafood for dinner. What's your song?

Seafood? What's the temp outside? Right now, as we go out, it's 71. I do Brad Paisley online. OK. That's correct. All right, what about this one, Zach? All right, you're back in Chicago. It's, let's say, mid-April.

It's a Monday night. It's cold. It's like, for you, it's cold. It's 45. We haven like you know for you. It's cold. It's 45 we haven't really fully hit spring and You're going to a karaoke bar. Maybe it's a girl. You've been talking with and she offers it up She's like hey, let's go to a karaoke bar. You don't really want to go out. It's a Monday night, but you also like this girl What are we thinking? I did carry underwood before he cheats. Okay. Wow,

that's pretty good. Okay. Hey, are you a Brad Paisley guy? I think he's got some good songs. Yeah, I like him too. Uh question 1B with if you're with the girl, are you ever gonna go duet karaoke song in that situation? Yeah, I think duet karaoke is a great icebreaker. Okay. Okay, summer love it. Don't know if has a karaoke. If I to do a day and a combination of factors? Cause I kind of like that. Yeah.

All right. It's a cold January day, worst month of the year, undisputed. You just need to get out of the house, go grab a drink. It's, let's call it a Thursday. Weekend hasn't exactly started yet, but you still need a break ahead of time. You go to the bar by yourself, see that it's karaoke night. What song are you picking on that cold boring winter day?

Young Thug Daddy's birthday Great answer, it's a dope of me. What would you go with there? I'm gonna have to go with I would go everywhere Michelle branch actually Something could be good song what about Halloween night Zach what are you going with on Halloween night? Mmm karaoke Halloween night. Yeah, I do something a little spooky We night something spooky the crowds full of girls Do you like mashing perhaps monster man really put into this give them time give them time soldier what kiss me to the phone what about what about now you haven't experienced this

yet but if you if we do end up hiring you and it's trending that way And you're here in Chicago. Let's say summer. So the Cubs play on Friday at 120 every Friday. It's the best It's it's my favorite time Wrigley's great on a Friday afternoon. You get out of Wrigley There's a karaoke bar down the street called Trader Todd's. It actually gives you I think it's two for one with your ticket stub Great day, it's like 85 degrees you're hanging out You were the great friends and then you you stumble into Trader Todd's around 430 afternoon on a Friday We're picking another karaoke song yeah on Friday with the boys having a great time did they win the game? Yeah, it did win the game

Close game or walk off home run. Oh walk off home run. Yeah Are we top of the queue like me how did the last guy do what do you mean? Let the guy before me did he bomb or did he smash? He did. Okay, it was kind of a little boring He lost us a little bit Yeah, he did Tennessee whiskey I'll do a Kodak black transporting He's good. Yeah, he's really good. He's really good. All right. Do we have any other questions from the notes? It's a long walk he's taking yeah acoustic to the legs

What happened to the indoor basketball court the Mormon one Zach? That's what they turned me down. They said do you frequent here? I was like no man I just want to you know work on my game a little bit and she said well You're gonna have to gonna have to not play here today. I was okay So we pivoted by the yeah, that that's pretty, she said it a little nicer than that. Uh, so we just pivoted to the fire station. This one's always open. Okay. How'd the flight home go? The flight home went well. We made it to the airport in time. Uh, got, got to the terminal. I was, uh, the ride was great. Eddie and Danny were awesome for taking me. I really do appreciate that. Again, appreciate that again guys Got to the terminal one flight before my flight

So then when they had like a San Diego or I think it's somewhere in California going on the screen I thought I had completely messed up the the location, but she's like no no honey. You're good You're just a little early so worked out well was that Auntie Anne's right where I said it would be It I didn't see the Auntie Anne's just because there's so many people But you had a great call on the strewpwafel as a snack I'm probably that's gonna go in the rotation Love much free rest a week. It's walking in very small circles. Wait, you said the rotation for just the rest of the week Yeah, I'll probably pick up a box at the grocery store because they're a great had a good crunch and then I didn't expect

The ones that were on the plane had tons of caramel So I saved the wrapper to trust if I could match brands when I get to the store They're pretty good. Okay. All right, Zach. I have one last thing for you. So how close are you to your house right now? Ten minutes, okay Can you go home and and and video you showing us this this one kick underwater pool thing you got? I Can do that? Yeah, no problem. All right. Because, yeah, Austin also said that you you're not much of a swimmer. You're more of a floater.

I float pretty well. Yeah. I might really. I think it's a buoyancy. I got great buoyancy. I haven't done it recently. Last couple of weeks, I was I was feeling pretty good when it was nice out. All right. Maybe maybe has been maybe give us a Maybe give us a little floating too just so we can see that as well. Okay, I can break that out for you I got you no problem. All right. Yes. Yeah

All right. Okay, and then yeah, just send me the video when you done when you're done Okay. All right. All right. Thanks. Zach. Yes, sir. All right I Love this guy. He's the best. He's gonna be hired. Yeah. Yeah he's I gotta figure out what the thing was Zack is he's a He needs to have like an actual job and then we can Everything else about him can be content, but like there's a job. He does I just gotta figure out what that job is because they said he can do social and clips, but he's not very good at it

Well, he fitted perfectly What was he trying out for with Gruden what was he trying out for just trying to be Gruden? Yeah, did that entail like having certain? I just tried to be in male sex world right now Okay, so maybe he can be male six Roll he be the goalie. Yes, we're gonna have to do a Zach dating show. We might just have to... Oh, Zach dating show! Oh, my God.

Karaoke. First date. Mincy dating show, I said that to him, and he's like, oh, you know, like, I'm in. I have to fuck him, Dan. Well, he was like, I'm working on a couple things right now. I was like, all right, didn't ask that. Zach dating show would be awesome. I need to happen.

It's I mean, it has to happen. If we do mincy has to be marriage though, right? Yeah. Yeah. The finale is just him getting married. Has to be children involved. Yeah. Yeah.

He has to he has to he has to procreate within a year Mincy as a father would be oh My god unreal how many times you think he dropped the baby? Oh, I think you'd leave his watch and try to put it in his pocket It probably could stuff an infant in his front pocket. He's a fun uncle. Oh, he's a perfect Great-fun uncle. I perfect. Yeah, I mean I think he'd be good with kids, but I In terms of like I'm remembering things. Yeah, I mean just picture him changing a diaper No, can't wipe it on his jeans. Can't do it Cannot are you running out of gas out there?

No, okay. All right cool. He hasn't even made a dent in this land and again. This is extremely boring. Yeah But I'm happy we checked it off Because like but what I'm saying is even if he does do this he doesn't even get the satisfaction of like what a fucking Legend no, I can't believe it's not like the streets are gonna be saying I can't believe Rick did it yeah, everybody Everybody's just gonna shrug their shoulders and move on Rick 8 1 6 the balloon yeah, is he tipping it in barbecue sauce? Yeah? He is most of his on his face though. He's becoming a reaction I'm turning into mints I'm just happy we did it because we can check it off because right long list of things that we've promised that we've never Done and I didn't need one sheep being like what you owe us on sheep

Promises made promises And so often we run things back. I think this is a one-off. Oh, yeah, we're never one sheep again actually enough time may pass where we're like One sheep would be pretty funny to run. Never say never. We gotta kill a lamb. Does someone else do the next one sheep or am I? Probably always you. When you fuck up again. Please don't talk with your mouth full.

It might just be a Rick only. Rick specific. He's the one sheep guy. Yeah. This is Brucey Matilda. Look at Steven producing. Where'd Mincy go? Who knows? He could be anywhere. He could just be on the on the block by a corner might have flummoxed him

If he did have a kid, he'd definitely bring it to the office every day. Yeah, and we would probably require that Yeah, eating Kate's bone. He would convince Paige that like her job is to run a daycare Yeah, he'd expense diapers. Yeah, he'd be like Hank said that it was okay I'd never talk to you. Venmo, by the way. No. No, you've already done Venmo? Oh, you did.

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Dante's in some shit, huh? Yeah, Dante's been in the snow. Yeah. he? Yeah, well I've seen that the... Is the show canceled or no? Because I see that Twitter feed's active. I think the Twitter's active, I think the show is canceled. You can keep your Twitter feed going after Barstool cancels your show. It's been done before. I've got three or four Twitter feeds still going.

So what is Dante in now? I saw Kevin and John talking about it. There we go. What happened? He's a snitch, a bitch, a loser, a lame. Wow. Fights doesn't usually get that animated. He said it kind of like in a rapping tone.

What's the story? I miss this. I mean, I know the music part of it. So Dante, I'm going to try to cliff note. Dante got his show canceled. You know that part. Right, I know that part. After he got his show canceled, you know the part. Right, I know that part. After he got his show canceled, somebody else,

behind the scenes at Barstool, was doing something similar on their personal accounts, and Dante told... He tried to deflect, why you looking at me when they're doing it too. Correct, I believe that's what he did. I'm only going on the clip I saw. Out and About's producer has a popular music commentary channel

Vinny done Vinny any Dom chins Dante sense the clips of this to gas and legal asking Why that was okay to do but barstool backstage was not okay to do so It's a different story when you're doing it on your own account because it doesn't count as a strike against Barstool, but if you're doing a branded account like a podcast, that's when Barstool gets involved. So it's completely different So Dante got the other guys shut down too. Yes, I'm not Vinny can't do his own tech talks But he was doing previous. Oh, he can't do it. They shut that down, too I think that they maybe said they he can't do it. Oh, yeah, that's that's that's not a great, but if it's on his personal

Right. Well, I don't know. I don't know. No one knew this guy was doing it. No people knew I might have this wrong But because he was doing totally in his free time But at the office and so barstool stuff would be in the background sometimes I think that was my understanding was that I think Dante bringing it up raised it as a it wasn't an issue Yeah, it was brought up as a Dante flagged it does Dante did Dante flag it in a Dante's this guy down like why am I not on the show? Yeah, I mean like I just asked him if he was you're being devil's Advocate is there in their world where he's like genuinely curious like that's what I think

Yeah, I said to like there like all I was doing I thought that this was allowed because they're doing it That's yeah, that's or you know obviously if his attitude is like fuck it. I'm gonna take someone down with me. That's yes, but it It's tough when he has the paper files in hand, okay? Someone read this yeah I know this will come as a shock, but Kevin has no idea what he's talking about and instead of reaching out and asking What happened he just talks out of his ass Somebody who works on this show with me sent me one clip of Vinny talking about fat Joe I had no idea who he was but thought it was great

And yes, honestly was confused and annoyed how that video was okay, but we were getting dinged for everything So I reached out to facility with the person who sent me the video on a text The closest Italian on a text and asked who he was and why he'd never tried to work with us on the project or anything before. Because he did a really good job and we have been begging for help on the production side for two plus years. I then sent the video to Gaz and Legal Paul asking how that video was OK to post,

wondering if it's us doing commentary about a song if that It's a loophole or something. They both said no it was not permissible. It would have to be that was it No animosity no bad intentions and nothing against Vinnie. Sorry Vinnie this entire situation blows Which this this description is pretty much exactly what KFC and fights talk about in this clip So it's say it's pretty much exactly what KFC and Fights talk about in this clip. So it's pretty much exactly what Dante said. It's pretty much exactly right. Does Dante know what Italians do to rats?

Hmm. That's, the situation does suck. I don't know, telling, being like, why is this okay and why I'm not, I feel like that always is gonna go badly. It's gonna go poorly, yeah. Like you gotta have the wherewithal to being like, why is this okay and why I'm not, I feel like that always is gonna go badly. It's gonna go poorly, yeah. Like, you gotta have the wherewithal to be like, if I ask this question,

it's probably gonna bring down two people. Damn. Hate to see Don say in a squeeze spot like this. The Don. Don is in trouble. Not good. Also, they mentioned in the clip that Vinny saw, like you can see on TikTok, like if big accounts view your video and it was like the day before this happened, it was like Parcel

Backstage viewed like all of their stories. So he was like. Oppo research. Yeah. Yeah. This is Vinny's page. Oh, damn. Three million, 1.2 million.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Go up. He had a promising career. He's a Don too Yeah, now I get it so we got dueling Don's this guy's 4.8 million likes I like his setup. There's the there's a stool cake. Yeah, that's what, I think they mentioned that on the thing, was that that was what part of the issue was.

You can't have the stool. It like directly kind of ties into the bar stool. Behind you and then also play copyrighted music? Is that the real issue? Yeah. Because unnecessary roughness does that all the time. Oh, shit. So if that's.'s right you guys do

I don't know that that's really true not really so you have to go to Gazz about that okay but unfortunately for you guys I don't know why these guys are getting in trouble good point Mark did you see Chief also found the clip of why Bernstein hates Barstool? No, yeah, he blogged it. I think I did not see the genesis of it really. Yeah What was it? I don't know if we could find it. He blogged it TJ Yeah, here's the clip. Oh See, that's the thing. I was talking about the chair and Carol stream. Yeah start us off on the score. Hi, Jay Hi guys, how are you? Good. Is that your question? Yeah, right. Thank you

No more no more. I want to ask you guys what's your opinion is on? Particle sports and their podcast like PMT. Okay, and if you think that's something that's uh, Has lasting time or it's just like a fad for the podcast? Jay, I'm glad you just asked this because the last couple of days I've had to tell a couple of people how much of a blind spot Barstool has been for me. I'm not throwing shade or anything like that. I've heard of it, but I've never really consumed any of their product. I actually the last couple of days have been watching some of their the pizza the pizza challenge with a

Guy eats a slice of pizza up and down Up and down Manhattan. He goes to a different pizza spot every single day And he it's pretty funny to me always like when you go challenge one bite only we describe it this way they're lying Sampled much of their product. I don't know it well either. And I think it's it's generally harmless except when it's not. And my experience that I've run into a couple times there's one of their principles was involved in a really ugly shouting match. After seminar was a symposium that was brought together about this blogging

and sports blogging. And there were some people that I know that were there that witnessed it and it was some really ugly and unfortunate behavior with some words directed at some people that I respect that I find just jaw dropping. So they're saying you shouted? They're saying I shouted, which I don't... There's no way I shouted. No way in a room full of people. And this is all Decaro. This is Julie Decaro. So he's lying. So does he want his kids involved? No.

It was a blogs with balls. It was like a... Like, 20s. PFT was there. He can back me up. We did like a panel 20s at PFT was there he can he could back me up the we did like a panel and I was supposed to be just like a fun panel and then they all just started attacking me about posting hot chicks on barstool and then afterwards I think I went up to either Jen Lata or I don't think I did Sarah Spain because we never got along and I was just like that was kind of bullshit

like you guys like decided then to gang up on me, and that was it. I feel like coming whenever people give a shit about, like, oh, posting hot girls, what I feel like the Trump is, like, well, look at Sports Illustrated. They have coal. And then I was saying on the stretch, too, that it's just leapfrog through the years.

It used to be hot girls. Then it became, you know became Dave's a Bad Guy, then it became We're Maga, then it became, they've hopped around to each rock to try to find how they can get us. And they forget, we've always had ugly girls too. Yeah. We're equal opportunity.

We put ugly girls on air often. Well, even Glive and Poo. So he's hated us for a long time. Yeah, that's... Yeah, ever since Call Her Daddy left So he's hated us for a long time. Well. Yeah, that's yeah ever since caller daddy laughs The cable be shouted at someone damn yeah shouted Yeah, that's crazy that would have been I I don't think I've ever shouted in a room full of people at someone that I barely know I don't think I've seen you shout at someone you do know Yeah, it's a Brandon Brandon and I shout once a quarter.

Yeah. But that's behind closed doors, and that's just because. Well, you made me close the door. It's more of a holler. Well, we started shouting. We never know when the shouting match is going to start. The door was open. When it starts, we have to close the door.

It's actually really therapeutic. Once a quarter, you guys shouted each other? Yeah, we just did last week. Yeah. We hit her once a quarter. About what? I don't know. I don't even know what it was this time.

It's usually something very trivial and then we shout and then we say you good and it was like yeah and you good yeah and then we're good. It's actually- I've literally asked him before did it make you feel better to yell at me? And I said yes that one time yeah. That one time it did make me feel better. I gotta try that out sometime with you. That time I didn't deserve it.

Last week I did deserve it. Yeah it flip flops. Each quarter it's one person is in the wrong. Oh yeah, we got in the shut up off. Well this was a while after. Yeah, and this was also in jest. No, it's actually a very healthy relationship. Brandon and I just let it all out

like for five minutes against each other and then we're like, yeah, we're good. It's like that little room where you smash plates Well, I know he can get he could take getting shouted at and I could take getting shouted at so we just it doesn't bother me I don't think I've ever taken it away like and been like, oh man. I'm so angry It's the opposite. I'm like man. I feel good. It's almost like our version of sex. Mm-hmm Yeah, we shot fuck about once a quarter we angrily That's that's that's marriage, and then we feel good about it how much help you think Rick's gotten so far a lot Again can't stress how boring this is yeah

Awful content he's not even really yeah putting any stank on it. He's just kind of sitting there Yeah, just sitting there eating meat as it turns out you think if we ask Rick. How's it going? He'll say good. Hey Rick How's it going? Am I allowed to throw up? Her boy eat more yeah Yeah, I might pull trade I Don't think really has to throw up hey Rick. I'm just gonna say it I don't think he really has to throw up. Hey, Rick, I'm just going to say it.

Disappointing performance. Yeah, really shitty out of you. Really upset about how you're doing right now. And there was not even a one this morning. I can't control the one. I can only clip it. He's right. No one can control the one.

I don't think mincy even control. Don't think you can control the one. All right. One is a storm that just happens No one knows when it's going to occur. Why wasn't there a while? Well, I told him is breaking to come in to help Donnie Yeah, I guess there could have been a one It's like breaking news every time Another one visit the tower It's like breaking news every time

Have I heard rumors that one was moving to the afternoon what I've heard that too I've heard I've heard I love that No wake up mincy p.m PM is the working title of her. One PM? I swear to you. It's like a Robitussin. Yeah, it's only been whispers and rumors. I haven't nailed it down yet. Well, woo man, wake up Mincy at night. Woman. Woman. Woman.

Woman. Woman. Welcome to woo man. Is he going to interfere with our time slots? Yeah. What if he's on the during the time we're doing the yeah, I Didn't realize We needed to be like Change we just convinced him that change the w keep the um change change the W to day. So just dumb. Day up,

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Che is just Spongebob. Oh wow, yeah. He is. Every day is the best day of his life. He's excited to go to work. Minty's his Pat... Minty's his Patrick. Yeah, Che is Spongebob. Are you ever not excited for work?

I look forward to seeing everybody every day, so. Do you ever wake up in the morning and just lay there with your head on the pillow like, fuck, I do not wanna get out of this bed today. I do not wanna go see these people. I do not wanna get on the highway. He just screams by himself, I'm ready. I'm ready.

Every day, you just out of bed, to the shower, and your own your way pretty much. Who's your Squidward here? I don't watch spongebob so I don't really know the Squidward enemy okay. I'm sorry Kate Well you for much any co-worker that you have to deal with all the time But you try to look you look for the best of him It's brand They didn't ask. You're Squidward. We're playing pickleball tomorrow morning though, right?

Yeah. First pickleball game tomorrow. Is this like a stream thing or are you guys just playing for the love of the game? Just playing. Just playing. Just playing. Just playing. Just playing.

Just playing. Just playing. Just know. I'm not too inside. Yeah, we don't get your nerd stuff. It's not nerds. Child stuff. Difference. Should I start setting up the call? Because we got one. Yeah. What are we gonna do with the table? We're gonna leave it? Yeah, we've done it before with the table in there. I think over the lamb table cornhole would be cornhole can go in front of it. But baseball is gonna go right over his face. That's fine. All right That should be an extra point

Is he the one going or is it no we can have someone else go. Oh also TJ Did you send me a what was the text you sent me Jacob? Jacob texted me and said hey me Hannah Montoya and Sam Goldfinger are going to a fancy steakhouse tonight and our fourth reservation person can't make it I wanted to put it up to you for office wheel okay It's Jacob's birthday today, too. Oh Well Jacob can do the gauntlet on his birthday Birthday gauntlet how old is Jacob?

2036 No way, he's like 23. He's not, he's on the show. Oh, what? He's 22? Yeah. He's 22? He's fresh out of college.

That's younger than I think. Ah, that's way younger. That's significantly younger. Damn, he's an old 22. He carries himself well. I went to a little birthday soiree at Caitlin's for Paige, and Jacob was the bartender. And he showed up in a full suit and tie with like a pit,

fully done, everything done, and he was like shaking martinis and like took the job very seriously. He like bartended all night and was just absolute delight. Can I ask a question about that? You guys just all posted the pictures at the same time. Is that like something girls do? Oh like a few weeks later Yeah, they posted it that yeah, there he is. He was out in the patio. He was shaking things up. He was mixing up Um, I Guess so I didn't post what you guys do you waited?

I think they waited till Paige posted something and then they all posted their pictures and all at once you said happy birthday But it was like weeks after the yeah, because I think it was Sunday. I was like oh today page's birthday It's it was like no. It's like oh yeah I remember it two weeks ago, but why am I seeing all the pictures now you're there cuz I was surprised getting tagged in them I was like oh, yeah, that was a couple weeks ago. They're all they're posting you know that girl thing I don't know you guys all just coordinate your Instagram posts? They wait to pounce. What's the animal print thing?

It was mafia wife. Oh. And a tattoo artist came and was giving all of us tattoos, except for me. How, in like, girl friendships, how looked down upon it is when like there's a birthday and a girl will post a picture of their friend and they'll look hotter than their friend? I had a friend who would like auto-tune herself and then leave me plain and it really bothered me. What?

Yes, it really bothered me. Yes it was and it made me crazy. You never said it. No, I would never. Never. Would never to this day, no. Girls usually have to review the picture before the other's post it, correct?

Well, it's like karma. I would not post a picture. I posted one of Caitlin where she looked, I'll say it, hot to trot. She's sitting on the tattoo table, whatever. And I said to her, I was like, you need to post this. This is good. I would never post a bad one of any one of my gals.

Yeah, that's not a good thing. Even when you look great in the picture, though? Still wouldn't do it. I still wouldn't do it. You're losing likes which is rare Just blur them out. It's happened to me before Get in here Jacob my Tommy heard Yeah, no, we don't review pictures

Well, you guys don't you guys never post never post your lives are a mystery I would get shamed for life if I asked one of my buddies yeah I need a there's proof we don't review pictures otherwise the picture with Josh Allen wouldn't have come out I just went fire yeah I heard that thing off happy birthday happy birthday Jacob sit down Jacob you're 22 yeah here sit right there HBD. Happy birthday. Thank you. Do you think you? Do you think you look 22 no What age would you put yourself at I mean I got a I was in SEC town

But I got a fake ID when I was 17 and it worked. Oh Wow beard Beard ads like two or three years glasses. I think yeah glasses had his couple years longer I think you were more in your like 26 27 range. Yeah, I've gotten that a lot I usually look I've always been like the I graduate a high school after 11th grade so through college I was always hmm. I did I did three years you reclassified Cooper flag did that it's the same sort. Yeah, why would you why did you do that running? I go D1. Yeah, no um I Just took I only needed three more

Classes my senior year, so I took them online my junior year, so you smart I? Graduated Florida with a 4.0. Whoa in your a CT. I didn't take a CT. I took SAT. I got a 1420 Sneaky smart my brother says I'm the dumbest smart person he knows did they move the SAT SAT back down to 1600 yeah, it's a 16 because wasn't it for a while. It was like 24 yeah 24 Yeah, good for you Jacob. Thank you. Thank you. I think it helps with building things Yeah, Jacob you present as like a

Social guy who deals with social anxiety, but you don't really have that it doesn't seem oh I do yeah do oh I I'm Medicaid see have you got have you gotten better at it You see I don't know you're like very you're very confident and easy to talk to over time. I've gotten better I mean certainly starting at this company like I was not where I am now Yeah, but when I foot when you first day one I was I was on defense and I was I was yeah I was terrified, but I think you have some confidence. Oh, I do. I mean, yeah. You asked for a bonus. I did, yeah. Yeah, that takes confidence.

That does. That takes, like, a lot of people just will be like, ah, I'm not going to bother. I did consult. Spider was my consultant on that. And he was like, go what? Coach me up a little bit. Go ask? No, well, we talked about it, like, you know, sometimes you got to pick your battles, and

like, if there's one you like wanna You know try and go for Go for it, and I'm glad I did because help me out of a big financial bind so thank you Thank a big cat yeah there you go you wrote me a letter Yeah, you asked for to me to put it in writing. Oh, that's right. Okay what I think I did to earn it I Think that was just tactics to get you out of the office Probably at that moment in time, but it all worked out because you I read the letter and I was like yeah He deserves a bonus. Thank you big cat. Oh, I forgot about that when he first started here

And you would be like write letters to you and yeah, yeah, I thought I really fucked up on day one That's right. That's right. I remember the letter You did fuck up on day one. Yeah, okay, so you used. I remember that. Apology letter. You did fuck up on day one. Yeah. Okay, so you used to, yeah, but I think you've settled in nicely. Yeah, I've settled in. I think you're, yeah, you're a very confident, easy to talk to guy. Yeah, good turnaround. Strong turnaround.

Very good turnaround. I appreciate it. I don't want to interrupt anything. But did I hear earlier that one of y'all wanted to see Rick the Dizzy Bat today? Yes. Oh, yeah. We haven't done Dizzy in a long time. Yeah, we haven't. Dizzy Bat today. Yes. Oh yeah. We haven't done Dizzy in a long time. Yeah, we haven't. Dizzy layup. And he's a baller anyway, so he'll be fine.

Dizzy layup. What? What? I would throw up. Well, we're gonna find out. Oh God, throwing up Liam. I don't know if that's true, Rick. Yeah. I don't know if that's true. I Yeah, I need I don't know if that's true

I think you could do it without throwing. There's only one way to find yeah, I Disagree, yeah, I don't think you will throw up Shout out sparkle Danny for that gorgeous town Are you gonna make a carousel birthday posts and play 22 by Taylor Swift as the audio for it, you know I was really thinking about it How was being bartender? It was fun. It was a lot of fun. I think I I would be a great bartender Yeah, you did great. You were mixing martinis. Yeah first time I ever made a martini Max's girlfriend was there and asked for,

I was there to make dirty martinis, so she asked for one. And I was making it, mid-making it, I was like, I think it should be good, is the first martini I've ever made. And she was kind of turned off at that. I think it ended up being pretty good. I can never tell them that.

Girls were gabbing? Yes, we were gabbing. We were chitty chatting. What, Jay? He's asking questions out loud. Should we do the gauntlet first in case he does barf? No. Nah.

I can navigate. That's OK. From the swamp land. I love Minty, man. That shirt just coming out of the bottom not a care in the world See you Pete have you ever played the video with Meandered over to the table and they grabbed it took off running Over to the table and grab it took off running my god

Dog like taking another dog's yeah like a pile he's just off the windows are they looking are they looking am I allowed to take any? Yeah, fucking I'll take some Hamburglar He's gone just that fast we need a a planet Earthman so one of these days Yeah, yeah, Rick. We're ready to go for Rick 1010 site. What are you 15 15 seconds seconds spin like the dickens? Really spin like the dickens Brandon make sure he spins Like the dickens. Yeah Yep three two one go Three, two, one, go. Spin. All right, you better spin. Faster.

It is moving fast. Y'all got the clock? Yeah, seven, six, four. Three, two, one. Go get that ball. Lift. Oh. Oh, he didn't spin enough. yeah, I'm like that

Hmm just keep doing it to the pubes Yeah, let's do it I'm ready What is Frank doing tonight That's gonna be funny. They're putting together IKEA furniture without being able to hear or see and apparently two of the most difficult to put together Pieces were ordered and I think they're gonna be in like a dark box Like I think that's gonna be it's gonna be a scene. I don't think they're good This is the one where I'm like, they're not gonna be a little you don't even need the disadvantages

Take told me the whole reason for this is that Lucas just needs furniture for his place She's making the guys build it for him actually not smart. It's gonna be built. Yeah, I built horribly all right Ready wait, where's Rick? You can't move at all either yeah,? Yeah. He takes one off the face, he takes one off the face. Yeah. And I think this is, Titus, you were the more grieved party, not that you were actually upset, but you were the more grieved party.

I think this is sufficient. This is sufficient, yeah. Rick is done with his punishments. Yeah. This is all I ever wanted, really. All I needed to see was eat a shitload of lamb. Yeah. Oh, yeah, take a sip of the Body Armor.

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Tyler, watch out. Blonde Rhone Tyrone. Right get in the chair. Get in the chair, Rick. Oh, a little new strategy here. Oh, not working. After he bartended for us, he said he was going to go have dinner at the International McDonald's in in Chicago and he went in his suit and tie. Oh nice What is he doing a fact about? some mixed sushi

Jacob has one of the worst gauntlet times of all time that was off. Yeah when he was an intern. Oh, yeah, that's right What was it that messed him up everything? Oh? This is not going well. No. I feel like we haven't had a football problem in a while. I feel like people have figured out the football. You had a seven minute time off the athletes. Seven minute time?

Yeah, Jacob, I mean, goalfinger at a 12 minute time. Oh my God. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh,ez. Oh lord. Oh lord. Oh no. Need to hit the indoor morvan gym immediately. Oh no. Maybe it's a Florida thing.

What? He's got the, he's got the, TJ he's got your thing where I can't tell if he's right or left handed. Yeah, he's also changing up his shot every time. Yeah. Line drives, way too much arc. I'm pretty sure it's right, but his...

Both wrists are flipping. Yeah, he's... He's got a double wrist flip. It's right there. Oh. Oh, man. Oh. Not a hoop. Has he ever done this? I know you said off the X you ever done on the show no

Yeah, just kids the first time I've ever seen him shoot a basketball. We see why it's not that hard to Every shot is God he's hitting part of the backboard that's never been hit before. That was a totally no, he's got it. Yeah, DL, it's got to be pissed that we let Zach move up because Zach was definitely in D low territory. Yeah. Oh Oh my god, do we lose Zach by the way, he said eight minutes like oh no He just said I said it. I just texted you the videos what the Aiming for the dragon shit now Sit now.

Here's where fatigue comes into play. This is getting ugly. Boys, this is getting ugly. Get comfy. Everyone's too ashamed to do the granny shot, but I think today and yesterday that would have been helpful. When we did the intern tryouts for this with Jacob seven minute time came, most if not all the interns went underhand at some point. Oh, Jacob.

Now here's a chance. If he hits this, he's a certified bucket. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh! Wow! Classic bag three. All right, under four minutes. Okay.

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rights warning um remain silent attorney most streams Spotify song one more creep what'd you call me there we go good job good job Jacob Good job, Jacob. I'm not a hooper. No. Not a hooper, never claimed to be. But I think someone said if you're going to fail, fail gloriously.

Yeah. What kind of steak are you getting tonight? Filet mignon. Probably ten ounce. How's it cooked? Rare. Oh, I go rare. I was raised rare my grandmother raised me on rare rare Oh Wow

What about sides we thinking about those yet? Mac and cheese, maybe what's the squad me some truffle? it's Sam Hannah and a mystery fourth share or Nobody okay, are they treating you or you? Has that been discussed hasn't been discussed. Oh, are you expected them to treat you? No, not at all I'm expecting to pay for my own meal. Okay, I Think everybody pays you think they're gonna tell the staff at your birthday Well when I made the reservation it asked for the occasion I did say birthday, okay

Okay All right, well happy birthday. We decided Did you want us to decide the fourth? I don't know if we can make someone go No, I've never done that. I thought the the company wheel could be funny But it was obviously give it one spin and then you go out so much deal Changes the vibes of the dinner entirely oh Great I'm getting two steaks

What are the odds of that I guess one in 60 something he's getting the 20 ounce Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Tell Jacob we said hi. One in 92. And Kate, you're going on a date tonight? Going on a date tonight. I can't wait to see the recap tomorrow. So you and Cody.

Me and Cody. And Danny's watching. And Danny's coming along. Danny's great at watch. So Danny, make a video for us. Notes. We got three locations. Three?

Three locations. Write down any Cody lines that he has prepared right down all those he's big on Captain Yeah, I've described him I've described him as a he's like a football coach that scripts the opening series Okay, and then when it's he gets the ball the second possession. He's just kind of like fuck. I don't know what to do now Go play what uh? First series could fool you you know he's just kind of like fuck I don't know what to do now go play what uh first series could fool you you know he's like a Mac team playing in the big house and they just marched down the field and score so yeah we'll have him on the show someone described him as a

chihuahua yesterday or a little bit of a nervous confidence just energy and then if you're like no chihuahua Yeah, I know he does I told him I was asking me in private big hat does big big hat hates me right I do not hate him. I told him that on Sunday. I was like dude if I'm busting your balls in public that means the opposite That's good. Yeah, I hate that the third stop is playing ding-dong ditch at your house Your kids are in bed. He's gonna hate that So that would be funny playing ding-dong ditch at your house after your kids are in bed. He's gonna hate that. So. That would be funny. Yeah, no, I like Cody.

Again, least funny guy we got. But I like that. That's a good asset. I tried to interview him because I want each date to be tailored to that person. I want them to have a great time. Kind of a tough nut to crack. Kind of a basic.

Basic bitch. Basic bitch. Yeah kind of a basic basic bitch But lovely I'm excited to see this growing a mustache Yeah, he said yes, he was allegedly he's like Cody I guess I could see from his perspective Would be like this became because all of our interactions are just very awkward where he'll be like, do you like my mustache? And I was just like, not really. And that was it. And he started by asking you to go to the Bears Bills game. Yeah, that was the first interaction I ever had with them. The preseason Bears Bills. Yes, preseason. You know how sometimes you'll have an interaction with someone and then, you know, in the shower three days later,

maybe you'll think of the perfect line you could have said. It doesn't have to be an argument. It could have just been a funny joke on top of that Cody will think of them and then we'll come in and and and say that yes It'll say that like three you'll be like It was no context the first time you see him He'll just say him and you're just like what the fuck you talking is I remember remember Monday when you yeah Yeah, that's kind of awesome No, like I don't my interactions with them, but they're almost always leaving me

with my scratch on my head. Yeah. What was that? Yeah, you guys will have fun, Kate. Yeah, looking forward to it. Yeah, like if we were going to a Hooters, say, and he was expecting one of the waitresses to be blonde, so he'll cue up a blonde joke.

Yeah. Turns out they're all brunette. He's still going to point to a brunette and say the blonde joke. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Yeah, because he's. That'll fire it off. That's the gonna like point to a brunette and say the blonde joke We have Zach swimming oh yes, let's see this he said he wasn't a great swimming day, but he was good at floating oh That's a nice pool. Oh, yeah

You could do numbies in that thing. Maybe not for Florida standards, I guess. Oh, cute dog. That's a great pool. Look at that palm tree right there. Look at his nice yard. Oh, yes. That's a great setup. Dog wants to get in there.

Dog loves him. Okay. Oh, he's, yeah, the hot tub into the... I don't know if we can harm him. We don't want to pull him away from this. I know here he goes Oh one good leg one push and what two kicks. Oh, oh, I think that's the shallow end. Yep I'll play with the dog. Yeah. All right Do we know what does he do now? Nothing. I don't know. Yeah. All right. Here we go This guy has the best life of all time. Yeah, that is just one push

What have you teamed up him in one month trial Ethan the dream team the dream team and Wow Although like if I had asked one month trial Ethan to go do this video We wouldn't see it for three months three months, and it would eventually be in a kiddie pool in his basement. Yeah Three months and it would eventually be in a kiddie pool in his basement. Yeah. Zach delivered. Oh, here's him floating. Look at that boy float. He's got a good float.

Look at that boy float. Look at the wave. His body's like... That's a really good float. Dead man's float. He wasn't lying. The kid can float. Damn.

This dog's like, is he dead? It's just whimpering. It's very peaceful. I would watch this like a you log I just want the dog to be happy give the dog a little change there we go a man of his word is that the dog shaking off for him shaking very cute dog all right Rick one more big bite last bite bite in the yak Rick there you go all right Rick your punishments over don't ever do that again I can't remember what he did.

He didn't want to yap about basketball. And if you do it again, you're eating another sheep. I don't know if I ever want to eat lamb again ever. Wait, is the wum part over? Yeah. Oh, you can do wum. Yeah, you can keep doing wum. I got to do my month long of one. He, uh, the one good thing that did come out of this is that Donnie had never roasted an entire lamb. He thoroughly enjoyed it. He's like, that was awesome. And he was like, I'm going to do a big pig for everyone this summer.

Yes. So it actually ended up being good. So thank you, Rick. Yeah. You. Ah, that pig is going to be fucking awesome. Yeah, it is. Donnie could cook anything and I'm like I'm in Yeah, I'm sheep. I'm sheep. What what where were you for one sheep? Sitting right here right here front row

Man, what a show. Also, we got to get on Nicky's ass tomorrow for making us do one sheep. Yeah I don't know if he's back tomorrow thought he was I can still warm sheep. Yeah, I don't know if he's back tomorrow thought he was What's he back Thursday? Huh? Come in again tomorrow. You didn't even tell me he was calm Yeah, the the the anus boys are tricky with their They'll just they'll just throw a a I'm out for the next week on you. Yeah, not very good. Just out of nowhere There's like oh, yeah forgot to tell you out for the week

They like to do that. We should get a calendar Back Monday. Oh, yeah, you're out No, you're here tomorrow. Oh, how are you? Alright, so we'll just get Danny to recap. I'm sorry Danny we're gonna need a full recap. Mm-hmm. No, it's okay I'll the video ready and knowing Kate won't be here to defend herself, right? Oh, that's Even better somebody get the dogs. Oh, there's Cody. Oh, are you ready? ready for tomorrow for tonight No, I know but tomorrow's when we're gonna discuss it on the yak and it's

I Like you Cody This isn't scripted. That's why he's kind of like fuck. What do I say? He'll have a side conversation me later be like did I bomb on the yeah? I wasn't expecting big had to ask me if I'm ready. Oh Would it be fucked up I ran out and just punched him in the stomach yeah, but you should Can I just go do it like a Heimlich can I yeah? He doesn't got it oh

You're being dramatic Rick. Yes He is. Just been it yet? No, we're about to. Get him, Kate. Get him. Back right was a big one. She didn't punch him. She couldn't get to him. That's going to make it.

You had a lot of back right there. Yeah, well, that's the correct answer. Front left is what I'm always back right. Who's your back left? Front left is the move. Yeah, I'm front left wallet and I'm always back right. Your back right front left is to move. Yeah, I'm front left wallet and keys front right phone. That's it. Yep. That's the one. That's it. That's the ticket. All right. Spin the wheel.

Oh, I'm out to understand. We all are wearing suits next Friday or. Yeah, well, Tyson, I won't be here. So I'll wear my suit. Yes, I wear mine Friday. So are wearing suits next Friday or? Yeah, well Titus and I won't be here. So I'll wear my suit Thursday. I'll wear mine Friday. Suit Thursday? Yeah. Friday.

Sounds like the guys that won't be here are doing it Thursday Titus. That's what I heard. I guess there's a chance I might not be here Thursday as well if I have to go to this fucking pub. Yeah. That would suck. But as of right now, my plans are to only miss Friday.

Lock me in for Friday and Plinko days this Friday we everyone needs to make sure they come with a new plinko thing okay Are we not you Danny? Well? We'll come out one for you. Are we doing specific letters? Yeah? We'll do that on Thursday We'll break up the letters Deal yeah, yeah plinko full plinko day all right Spin it okay spin it spin that shit No, that's fun. It's gonna be hilarious Rick's on it. If it's on me, I will be wet for the entire show tomorrow.

All right. Is that fair? Yeah. Come in wet. I will come in wet, and I will stay wet for the entire show. I have an interview. I don't know if that's a permanent change. That kind of sounds funnier than doing it at the end. Does everyone agree? No, I don't. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. You won't be here tomorrow. No, I'll just do it. All right. It's not gonna be you. Who else was here? Jacob, elimination, Rick. Is that it? I felt like more. I felt like more. That's it. Yeah, it's gotta be. Is that it? It felt like more. Fuck. It felt like more. That's it. Yeah, it's got to be. Is that table an extension of the show today? No, it's just Jacob and Rick. Mintzy snuck a lot in it.

Mintzy spoke, but he didn't see and sit. But he could use a shower. Damn it. Is this first, or is it? Elimination. No, it's last. Elimination. It's going to be me, though, Eddie. You don't have to worry. Yeah, it's going to be me. It's alwaysination. It's gonna be me though Eddie, you don't have to worry.

Yeah it's gonna be me. It's me every fucking time. Oh let's go. What a pole daddy. It's always the day I blow dry my bangs. Always. Fuck. I've been doing the slut strands, you guys notice? No.

That's what they call it when you're skiing and you leave two little strands out, I guess, of your hat. I haven't looked at you in a while. No? Yes, let's fucking go. Oh, cool. It's never you, Brandon Brandon not one time

Wait, it never is Brandon never it's been literally never been can't remember the last time it was you I've been wet right There you go big cat you're saying never big cat. That's who it's never It's always me. It's legitimately never to have a bad feeling. I'm taking off my shoes. I wear matching socks It's never to you always that was it. That off my shoes. Am I wearing matching socks? Never tees me. It's always me. That was it. That was my shot. Are you wearing matching socks?

Yes. God damn it. Oh, no. Wearing some tall boys. Titus. Nope. That wasn't close, Eddie. I just hate it because I'm always cold.

Oh, no. Che wants to get wet. It won't bother him at all. Woo! There you go, wants to get wet. It won't bother him at all. There you go, Kate. Not wet. All right. 200th day in a row. Get those shoes off.

Just because we're not French and doesn't mean we're not. Is it going to be tight? It's always tight. You're taking your socks off too? Stop. Maybe start peeing. Oh Oh, okay. He's going to be your champion. That's that's big. Nothing Che. Wow.

What about Che? What if it lands on Che? Then Che's asked out. Titus, this may have actually worked out for you in the best possible way. A long run, yeah. A long run. Two, one, check. We're very noble of Rick.

Two, two. Why don't you come sit down? Sit down, Rick. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit Rick. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Two, two.

Why don't you come sit down? Sit down, Rick. You mean it? Yeah, if you mean it, sit down. Hmm. Oh, boy. You nervous, Rick? Not at all.

It would actually just get a head start on washing this hoodie. Oh boy. Are you nervous Rick? Not at all. It would actually just get a head start on washing this hoodie. Of all the sauce and... Rick nervous. Get the goat off ya. Game seven. Game seven. Game motherfucking seven. This is why we play. This is why we play Wet Wheel why I play wet wheel who's gonna be Brian

It's either Titus or Che Eddie All right. No. I volunteered. You volunteered. You can take it. Don't take it. That was the perfect amount of acting like you wanted to do. That was, yeah.

The exact right amount of acting like you would do it. I didn't want to do it. No. Just seeing how badly he wanted it. Hero. That, to me, that does put him with a clean slate. It's a long ass sock. Why you got such a long ass sock?

That's normal length no Yeah, that's all that's all a man ever wants he He gets wrong. All he wants to do is to see the person that wronged him eat a sheep and get wet. That's all. That's all we all do. That's how they did it in medieval times. Nice little meat shield. So we got, did Big Cat leave or did he just go pee? I don't know.

I think he's got an interview. Oh yeah, interview, 2.15. So as soon as wet Rick gets back well, I guess I drive home Brandon Not really now, although I'm thinking the express lane When I get on the interstate, I can't get the express lane because I'm already past it But if I backtrack a little bit Yeah You do if you can go if you can get off at 50 B Then you can make the turn on Orleans and then get right on the express lane

I'm gonna need you to map that out for me after quick fix what the new construction start again or something They took three of the five lanes out Thanksgiving your three It's a four lane highway they got it down to the two lane highway, and it's it's your three. That's tough This is when it happens Brando I did it yesterday very easy all right and All right, you just show me Can you print out directions from Steven go to map quest please I? Used to I used to really do that. She's I still exist my dad probably does exist

Yeah, it's probably just a standard mapping tool online. I used a TomTom. I was a delivery driver for a while. They've got an app now though, MapQuest, right? Probably. I'm sure. I would think. I never, yeah, I remember going to Atlanta

to a Braves game and having seven sheets of, I don't know how you ever got, there he is! Oh! Come in here, Rick. He is, he is so. He's so stopping. That is a, like a juicy he is. Oh, come in here. He is he is so stopping. That is a like a juicy like a lamb. Wow.

Look at you off this bit, man. This guy's marinating. All right. Well, consider yourself even with Mark Titus. Well done, Rick. It's beautiful. Killed it today. All right.

We'll be back tomorrow. That's it. Just stay there. See you tomorrow, love you guys, bye.