The Yak - White Sox Dave Tries to Throw Fruits as Far as Possible | The Yak 10-8-24

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

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The bar stool yak I missed you guys yesterday. It really sucks missing a Monday because you feel like Wanted to catch up. No Yeah, how was your weekend good my weekend was That all it sucked oh, yeah It's so football was good football was football was good football was good football was good, but otherwise training on Saturday sucks for you or the kids Yeah, shit sucks sucks, man. Has the children's potty improved at all?

I just sat, like, I had a wooden chair with, like, a plastic bucket. Pretty much the same thing. Pretty much the same thing. Okay. Yeah, pretty much the same thing. How do you go about training a kid? A lot of treats.

Because, like, a dog, you do give treats? Oh, yeah. It's just like a dog? Dude, I was just walking around all Saturday just in my house with just bags of M&Ms no shit That's what we did and you want to go to the bathroom Where they squirm and you have to like force them on the toilet? No, my well my daughter is smarter than my two sons So she figured out the hack pretty quickly and was like, I just have to sit here

and pee just a little bit and I'll get an M&M's. So she peed like 3,000 times on Saturday. But she could go on M&M's. Yeah, she figured it out. She's like, oh, I gotta go. And then like five minutes later, she's like, oh, I gotta go again. She's basically Brandon on the Yak.

Oh wow. Oh god. Welcome back, Brandon. Welcome back, Brandon. Just a little razz. Welcome back, bro. Basically Brandon on the yak oh wow Little razzmatazz I never had to deal with with the potty training much because I don't know my kids just came out of The womb knowing their way around the toilet. They were good No, I would like to ask your wife on that side of the story. I don't know they've devoted several hours They just knew how to do it. I guess isn't it crazy how foods just on the table when you get it Just appears my laundry just gets done. Oh, yeah, those walkers know our way around a toilet

An infant walkers like I gotta use the John is like, I've got to use the John. All right. Oh, yeah. I'm excited to be back. I had to play golf yesterday. Oh, man. All right. I don't like golf.

Wait, I thought you were done with golf. I thought I was too. What clubs did you use? No, Jerry actually got my clubs. He had those clubs back at like noon the next day. No, it was a week. It was a week that it took him to get them. But yeah, I'm fucking back playing

golf and I hate it. You have fun went horribly, right? For me? Yeah. Yeah. Is there any like glimmer of hope? Weather? I had my last shot was really good. That was it. What's more satisfying golfing or betting for you? Betting? Golfing is zero satisfaction.

Like, I feel like if you get a good drive or a good chip shot or a good putt or a good puddle There's occasional nice nice win. I have like a thing in my brain that it's just no matter what after about five holes I'm like how long are we out here? Yeah, just ready to go. Yes. Yeah So what I miss? No What's your fit today? Kyle looks like you're about to go train Rocky. I know I wanted to get great sweatpants. Yeah you're about to get loose. Yeah I look like an athlete. You look like a really good athlete. You look like you're about to do some road work. I

do. It's not the look I'm going for but. What's the look you're going for? I don't even know I don't think it matters No winter fall you get up That's true. You're trying hard That's a try-hard outfit The haircut looks flannel I like the flannel. I'm a flannel guy in the fall. Get the vibes going right.

I had chili last night. Are we done with shorts? I'm looking around the room. I'm starting to feel like, yeah. You're doing it with a jacket. I know. That's crazy. I know.

I'm doing the three week period where I wear the shorts underneath my long pants and some days I'll take the pants off some days. I won't well. I can't once I go pants I can't go back to shorts, so it's you can I I'm not ready to push that button yet I did t-shirt today tremendous mistake. It is freezing in here. It's very cold in this room. Yeah Yeah, I like how cold it is makes everyone layer up What we were talking? What fruit you think you can throw the farthest orange? I wrong orange might be a little too too smushy I stamped pair you but like everyone disagree

You made me hold a pair this morning because we were talking about this over the weekend Yeah, no, it's I think shape the perfect and fuck it up unless you can go perfect I think the shape is actually helping him wait Wait, yeah. You can grip it a little bit. You think it's the apple over orange? I didn't say apple. I have persimmon or plum. Apple's too slippery. That's too small.

No, but a good fat persimmon or plum. So Kyle, you need the density. You also need to be aerodynamic. Apple's not aerodynamic. Don't you fucking talk to me about that. So ripe, a ripe, ripe pear. Was that in your pocket? What do you think?

Would you throw it the fat side in the front like a nerf? You put your fingers on the on the skinny on the skinny part at the top at the top. Yeah, you cut the bottom. Now you're not you're not cupping it right. Well, should we get all the fruits and try probably with the pair? You're not winning with it. But it has to be the same person every time. Right. And it has to be an unbiased

So we need to get Jacob in here. Yep, and then we'll just go out This is gonna end up someone's car is gonna. I don't want to throw cuz I it hurt it might hurt our arms So let's have Jacob throw the Tron to the golf sim Why do you think this fucking gym can hold in this arm a right thrown in orange? You're fucking right, but maybe you can do the throw. I have a better arm than you. Oh. He has a good arm. You have another pair? I don't think so. Check the other pocket. Check the other pocket. Alright, so we gotta find this out. We can. Well, you don't have enough fruits. Well, that's. We've gotta have a banana around.

They're back in New York, right? Hey-o. Ha-ha! Oh, you're looking for a high five? Gotcha, buddy. Yeah. We miss you, Joey Patton fights. Gotcha, buddy. All right, so we got to get the fruits. We do.

But I want an underdog fruit, too. I want a pineapple or a cantaloupe. Pineapple. That's just wasting a spot at that point. Like, hammer throw. Listen, I don't want to go to the... Oh, yeah, you need all of them. You need a banana spot at that point. Like hammer throw. Listen, I don't want to go to... Oh yeah, you need all of them. You need a banana.

You need everything. The worst thing in life is what ifs. I don't want to go to bed and say what if we had a cantaloupe. You got to try every fruit. Every fruit. Every fruit. All right, so how many fruits... How many fruits?

What's the first seed? How many fruits are there? Say a number. Thirty-six? Yeah, fifteen. All right, I'm gonna go to Door Dash. Everybody just... Are you gonna go Door Dash

or you wanna just have Spider go grab him? Is there a fruit bonger around? I mean, you can just go to grocery stores. Markets. Get all of them. Yeah, it could be a very ripe nectarine. Oh, coconut. I bet you could quail one of them.

And I think we go to the top of the block and you can throw back towards the train. But it has to be one person, right? Yeah. So it's unbiased. Yeah. And the same throw, but will they get tired? Yeah, it would like to be the third throw.

What, will they warm up? Their arm gets tired. Who's got the best, oh, I mean it's White Sox Dave. Wait, can I say? It is. What am I saying? Scientifically, can we get two of every fruit and have two throwers?

Just to see, because what if they do mostly match up? True. Yeah, scientifically. Like maybe White Sox Dave and then someone here. Spider, can you go to a store? Do you have a car? No, you don't have a car. You can borrow someone's car.

You can borrow my car if you need to. Can you go to a store and get two of every fruit? Every throwable fruit. Every throwable fruit. All right, let's be realistic. He doesn't need to get two watermelon. Let's make a list. All right, so two apples.

I wanna see Jacob throw a watermelon, though. Two apples, two oranges, oranges two plums two peaches Pairs two pairs nectarine lemon two lemons. It's not bad lemons not bad Avocados technically a fruit. Yeah, tomato is a fruit. That would be good. No, we're squishy To two cucumbers two bananas Covers our fruit. Yes, what about a star? Shut the fuck up? Fucking fruit dude is a fruit damn Is insane two blueberries yeah?

So far so wait grabbing two people throw yeah, okay, I like that grapes. hey, what do you think it is not grapes? What? Bananas yes, what was the fruit you were saying Brandon persimmon or plum? What's a burger simon? Oh, it's like a plum Can we also throw in a wild card like a real foreign fruit like one that we know what it is? Oh, yeah, something real like a passion for yeah And if you see any other ones that you think like a cantaloupe or something wait So I don't want to be that guy, but oh no you always are This is gonna be really hard for him to say I want to do this I mean we have to do three special episodes before the end of the sea now here

We could make this one. This is a street a little oh, we're just doing this. Yeah, we're just doing this yeah we're just doing this is love of the game we can't just pivot right now after we tease and I think we should just do it on the court fuck it we can't do it on the court we don't have someone catching like we can go try and not why does Dave not catching it's gonna throw a pair way further than hold on yeah it's like a hundred and ninety four feet and there's probably like another third house pair right now I think the issue is the art do we have a radar gun oh so we're gonna throw it up we had a radar gun and we

could just do instead of that instead of it't smell like rotting fruit in here if it gets up make a mess so just make sure you have it on the video so Mike I think you want to replicate the size of a baseball yeah and the density I like you buddy we're talking Apple I think it's a I like the grip of a pear apple might be too thick I think orange has a better texture for gripping. It's certainly the pair it has the density of like a baseball, but it has the gripping of Yeah, the issue here right he's you're gonna want to throw it higher than the ceilings allow He's yet throws all the the side that we're about to get who's gonna get hurt throwing a fruit today Looking at it what where did that ball come from?

Yeah thumbs up we're not gonna see where it lay. I don't know that we're gonna see anything so there it goes We have hair all over the hair every thousand pieces of hair as far as the eye can go to all my god This was the dumbest artisan That Jim is paired There's more pair than I've ever seen oh my words. I think everywhere you look is pair right damn I got a rocket arm. Yeah, I take back you have a better arm points There's me there's nothing left of that I was trying to throw it the the length of the court to the golf simulator would have made it easy

Yes, but I had to get some height on it. How's there that much pair? What a performance Randy Shaking his head walking by Where did that hit? Oh, my God! Randy Jones. Oh, John! Stop it! Stop it! That was just shaking his head, walking by. Where did that hit? I don't know. I think the velocity leaving your hand, it exploded. I think it hit one of the lights.

It hit one of the lights? Something has to be broken. There is a piece of pear right by this microphone. Can I see the replay? Yeah, that was crazy. Hearing the replay is more important. Luke, can you get a broom or something? I'll clean it up That thing fucking exploded oh Damn that lend credence. Yeah, what did we truly gonna do it? We gotta do it outside. I can't do it here this place. I'm ready to hit so there goes

I think we need a radar gun is that what it is. I think it's a radar gun has to has to be how we do it Yeah, I think it random one. It has to be done outside if you want to throw a distance, but that's not, we can't do that for the outside. But it was how far could you throw it? Yeah, we could do it outside. But how are we going to record that? Zoom? Steven might be right. He hates to be that guy, but he might be right.

A lot of fruit flavors. We might need to go to a football field. A lot of high noon flavors is one of the things. We might need to go to a football field. That would be it. And we got to do three by the end of the night fine fine. I'll tell whatever fruit throwing show That'd be sick But I think it's like a very quick experiment sure is Can we do veggies today if we have like yeah?

messy Veggies is potato. We could also do meats one day meat toss Yeah, toss toss me tossing that meat around as many meats as we can didn't kill nut what what he's talking about his masturbation guys tossing your meat that pair I feel like a man that wasn't wasn't the goal big cat. I know but it was a cool outcome Yeah, I will

It's pair everywhere there's literally pair everywhere there's pair everywhere. I guess we'll be finding pair for the next six months We just got the court back to and now it's been paired it's all paired up We just got the court back to now. It's been paired. It's all paired up All right, so we I think we have to do this in a well then stop spider. Oh, yeah, let's just do it on the street Yeah, yeah, let's just do it on the street, and we'll do it on the I know where we can do it Yeah, but after you threw the pair like you, you probably think you could do what? 60 yards? Easy. Easy 60?

Easy. Nah, you can't do 60. Easy. The court's 30 yards, right? You can't throw it twice that. Easy. I mean the way it exploded. Yeah. But pears just like to explode.

What? That's what they're made for. I don't think that's true. You can't just say that. Pears love to explode what that's what they're made of You can't just say that Explode I let a lot of shit slide Yeah, I guess we learned nothing from no we learned what might be the best fruit to see explode Yeah, and you wouldn't have thought pair. Hey wait, so I see get in here How much fruit you throwing in your life? I'm sorry?

It's okay. White Sox team, how is your arm right now? I know you said it was a little hurt, but we need you to throw some stuff. I think it's got to be you and Shay to have to be the throwers. I think so, too. I can't throw. It hurts to put a shirt on. It's finally good you admit it.

How heavy is the shirt? This? Nice. Yeah. Did you throw your arm shirt? This nice. Yeah Did you throw your arm out to you the very first day? We open the office? I was pitching you in wiffle ball, and I was chucking it as hard as I could it was like the third throw I felt it a shooting pain up my arm. It hasn't been the same sense a year ago. Yeah, I've seen you Yeah, since and I can't open it up at all. Did you go to the doctor fuck? No? Are you crazy?

It's been hurting for a year, Dave. Yeah, it has. It hurts to put a shirt on. Yeah. You threw it the baseball thing, didn't you? What baseball thing? The big giant baseball thing we did. The Home Run Derby?

Yeah, you weren't throwing out there? No. I mean, are we talking about letting it rip or like? Yeah, you gotta let it rip. I literally cannot let it rip. What if I told you it wasn't a ball. What is it uh? Various fruits. Are you so combative? I'm not combative. I My only thing I had in my entire life was my arm, and I lost it so there's your answer So why I'm more sad than why would you go get a go to a doctor get it back?

Cuz that would require you have to get Tommy he and no shoulder oh You're flying across the ocean to get it back cuz that would require you have to get Tommy he and no shoulder You're flying across the ocean to get something back That's yeah, I would do literally anything to get my arm back except What it would require to get those? I never said that I said I wouldn't I want to do any of the PT So I wouldn't you said this is the most important thing in the world to use your arm Yeah, so that's like why that you would do anything to get it back. Okay?

I can most of the dress or is not doing like push-ups and stuff, okay? What kind of Apples and every for most are ovals Yeah, the parents the one we want to find the fruit you can throw the farthest do you? Have a radar gun here Dave. I don't think so We did at one point It might be in the pile of stuff out there sit the chair brother. Yeah, you might say Dave you see what I did that pair?

Look at the pair That's impressive. Yeah, I know it is I bet that was fun, too It was well I didn't wasn't doing it on purpose But I guess that was gonna be the outcome no matter what if it would hit the water just be further Yeah, yeah, I think that one through That was always gonna happen. I would have liked to see it hit the wall for the explosion. I wasn't looking up there Yeah, I know So can you throw fruit? I'll try

You will I'll try but if My arm falls off metaphorically speaking then I get to yell you Okay, deal me deal Wait me or you get to that the group spin the wheel to see who Dave gets to yell out of the farmers Yeah, I like that. That's Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. That's very juicy. You're gonna have to get the bits up before you mom. Yeah, I think you need a broom Yeah These blood men yeah Extracting juice from a pear. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, cuz it's not the juiciest thing is one of the least Can you buy a bottle of pear juice? Yes?

Well, yeah, cuz probably how many pears are in a bottle? Any men. A lot. Oh, I think your mob got here. Where the fuck is it? Your big broom. Oh! I don't know why I made that noise. My basketball ref?

Yeah. Yes, I want that. How I go do that shit right now? I could have mopped today. That'd be perfect for today. I walked a whole hour today. No way. How many steps?

Don't know, I haven't checked. Probably about 8,000. Not bad. I bet I beat you. It's not a... It is. Well, it would be in this scenario. It is, it is.

I didn't even know you were walking. I walk. Okay, Dave. I'm at... I'm at 7,500500 you got me beat by 545 steps I'm at six nine five five all right All right Didn't know that was that cutthroat of a competition, but... Well, those are both effort numbers. Yeah, that's why.

That's why what? Exactly, why I brought it up, because I went for a two-mile walk this morning with the dog. I figured that you probably didn't do that. But you brought it up after I said I walked for an hour! I didn't hear you say you walked for an hour, I just heard the step count. I love Dave. I don't I love no you don't Titus come on I love yeah like did something happen like you're on edge I'm well anytime you get called into the yak you're on edge okay but like the last time you called in it was your fault yeah

Did you do something again? Yeah, wait there is here. I did you I don't know you what did you do? I don't think I did anything the last time I knew I knew what it was about Yeah, but you live last I didn't lie you guys asked if I had doctor You just said I knew I did something and then you but you guys do something I don't think I did you guys asked if I had dog shit on my shoe. I said no We're fighting two wars right yeah, yeah, it gets the pair bits Always teaching him how to broom

You could just say sweep. He was doing one little piece at a time. Yep. Into the thing. That's how Luke was doing it. That's how he was doing it. One piece at a time with the broom. And I think the sound was making Big Cat crazy because it was like.

Yeah, every time he was. Yeah. All right. Now back to you. What did you do, Dave? Did you break something? I don't think so today. I don't think so. Is there anything you've done you feel really bad for

that the world doesn't know about? I'm sure there's plenty. Yeah. Nothing so egregious, I popped into my head right off the bat right there. Overflow a toilet and leave where you were Is that bad you gotta tell you gotta tell I don't know that's not gonna weigh unless Unless what unless what?

Unless like you're at a party or something you gotta you gotta leave you gotta sneak out. Yeah, you have to fuck out. Yeah No, we're trying to know he's he's been coy. He's done something. Yeah I'm happy and coy he did come in here Ready to defend him. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's kind of how he started That was his first thing while you brought up me no longer having a Rocket of an arm the thing that's most important to you? Yeah. Second most. Anything to get to pushups? To not doing pushups.

You said it was most important. Why did it become second most? And then I amended once he brought up his deflecting. The most important thing in the world to him, the second most important thing in the world to him is fixing his arm. First most important thing is not doing anything to get his arm fixed.

Not corning both. And I think that's fair. It's quite a conundrum. That is fair. You think your actions are fair. As fate would have it those are the top two things in his life. I don't want to I don't want to do push-ups. Wouldn't get another shot? Something injected into your arm? I don't know. I haven't gotten officially diagnosed. What if it's just like one massage? Yeah, I'm into the doctor right um But if that I would take a shot yeah, I Wanted to do steroids for content and uh at a higher time when I was still trying to chase my dream of being a major League baseball player

When did you give that up? When I was like when I got a year ago when I hurt my arm throwing wiffle balls to Brandon Walker Yeah, yeah, you would be the angriest being of all time on steroids probably yeah, I want it Would you still do it? Yeah, yeah, I mean if it's you some what I'm sorry. Let it get you some Yeah Yeah Okay, he's probably got a guy right I don't know

Billy fully get oh yeah drug dealers have every drug so that's true. They could get some oh get it. Yeah That's a fact Okay, well are you gonna? So you're gonna throw? Oh, I'll throw one and we'll reassess the pain in my arm. Yes, so you and Steven I think there's there's a park couple blocks up Maybe that's where you should do it and we'll have someone go with you zoom what uh What exactly are we doing just throwing far away throwing fruit man? We're debating what fruit you could throw the farthest So I don't have to beat Steven though No, no you have to throw as far as we just want to test you do need to be

I will literally tear my arm to shit This is a yak fruit off it okay, okay competition. I know I know what you speak of it's about a five You speak of it's about a five-minute walk away Should go now then hops those are my mops oh Yes, that's the mop Brandon Congrats, man. Thank you Brandon. You know a spin. I'm gonna Well, oh my god it came all right. They gotta get it They gotta get it figured out over there, and then I'll take it first That's the perfect mop for the pair All right, so Steven as soon as spider gets back you and white socks even then find someone who can do zoom in

And I think the person should just stand really far away from you. Mm-hmm And they can see you try to hit that person. We should have two people go Okay, a marker someone to mark it and then sure. Yeah. Yeah won't the where the fruit lands be the marker No, it's where it is a roll a little rolls. Yeah, where it you want to wear it? Yeah, it's like a shot put right yeah, I like this I love this Is the park big enough this park of which are whites? I don't know no. It's got it's got softball fields, okay? No, there's yeah, there's no way white socks. Do you could throw it outside? I don't think so. There's no way wait Which park are you speaking? There's no fucking way

Well, there's a few yeah the one I was saying is much closer than the one that was softball fields That's like a 15-minute walk from here. Which one were you thinking? There's a little elementary school like two blocks No, I wasn't gonna have you go to the elementary school In the middle of the school day they have they have like a fucking massive yardage field share in school in recess That's a that's a bit of a hike no, it's it's less it's a half a mile, okay, but you also could drive I don't I don't have a car here Stephen. Okay, that's fine. I'm excited for this I'm really excited this is gonna. We're not gonna be able to see it. It's kind of like

That's gonna be the best part right see them We're not gonna get our question answered at all no Great content, but they are competing Yeah, oh 100% and TJ do you want to spin the wheel to see who gets blamed if white socks Dave gets hurt? Oh, this is I eliminate her. I would rather I do not other towel whip I would rather I would rather swirly and get the wrath What is the worst punishment ever given out? Brandon Brandon all right, it's eliminated right yeah Would you like me to volunteer for this

Sure I'll yell you but this is only if you lose all right or hurt yourself. Oh, this is a good mop This could take days. I don't know what he's doing Mark didn't send his best What is going on plot man, just just let him let him you have to let nature play out, okay Yeah, but what about the other piece? It should be does it get what it's what's the green? Also, does the does the handle get long? Yeah, the handle has to get longer There it is. Whoa

Grady go give that a fucking a whirl He likes it oh he likes it a lot. What fuck? You get stuck in the chair? He's missing all the pairs. Yeah, he's not. There's no rhyme or reason to his. No, it's tough to watch for some reason. This is what Brandon will do every morning. He's just smearing the pair. Oh, he smeared the pair. Oh yeah, Brandon. Oh my god. Oh

It's wet you got to lock it But it was just so incompetent there that he just got back to right back to filming. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh with the sass Mmm Mmm, go girl. She's a Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Go girl. Holy shit. Pache away? How's it gonna turn? Oh my god.

How's it feel? Wow. Does it feel good? What a natural. It's smooth? Now do the side with the pear. Cut. How much pear do you think he's gonna get?

All of it. Every pear? Yeah. Oh, a little shake out. You gotta shake out. What's your favorite tactile sensation? Uh. Mmm.

Good question. Ooh, fresh clean sheets in a crisp bed is good. Is that what you're talking about? Clean on hand. Hand. Oh, hand, okay. That's a good one. Tactile. I think cat's body parts would make up four of my top five.

Peeling. Is she the second cat? Yes. I missed that. Yeah. What's his name? Her, Pinky. Piper and Pinky, not sexual.

Don't make it sexual. Well, yeah, it wasn't the intention. Are they lesbians no Fight the little one keeps trying to suck on my nipple But you didn't a dinner you said not trying Succeeding I let her It kind of tickles anything for her I like letting glue dry on my fingers and peeling off said glue.

Do you guys cut your nails with a nail clipper? Yeah. I sometimes will do it with my fingers and then you get one and then you have it. Oh, play with it? Yeah. I'll use the clippers to pick off my calluses. Yeah. I'm thinking just something to touch with your hand.

Cat is up there, you're right. Yeah, cat belly is good. Belly, head, ears, paws. I like a dude's buzz cut on my hand. Oh! Oh yeah. It's a good fit. Not a chick's buzz cut? Why not a chick's buzz cut? Usually sad? That's gross. I like that

Yeah, that's a good one velvet Leather just good a good sturdy leather steering wheel. That's nice. That's nice It's a nice touch Good question. Thanks What a good question. Thanks. Yeah. Good question. Certified or? Certified. Certified. Good question.

Question of the day so far. No, it's still the fruit. We're dedicating the day to it. Did you guys do yesterday talking about fruit? No. Oh, it's just today? When did it come out? This was some... Last week. Oh, last week it came out? This was some like 15... Oh, yeah. Last week. Oh, last week it came out?

No, not on the show. Just in our personal lives. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. And we're going to find out today. This is really exciting. Very exciting.

Well, what do you think, Dave? I can't think of anything. I know. I'm talking about hats still. The fruit you could throw the... Oh. You're're gonna have the options We have like unlimited fruit. I'm gonna say like a kiwi Yeah, it's too small. I think a apple would be like too heavy for me

I think a kiwi is a decent poor. Why'd you say that sexily shit spider getting kiwis? Spider will get kiwis yeah spider. Oh, I love the force. I mean don't don't throw it so the your Favorite fruit, but we should have asked you Have to give us an honest effort I will All right, I mean we're throwing things. That's what I like to do. It'll be an honest effort unless Your arm doesn't yeah, right. What do you like most about throwing? The distance the distance like seeing things throw. It's very I know you guys like to call me a caveman

That's like very caveman Animalistic instinct just guy stuff like this I like to throw things far and hard that's the correct answer far and hard oh yeah as hard as you can but weren't you a pitcher I pitched but I was a dogshit pitcher I was a catcher okay hmm yeah went on outfield I played in high school outfield so what are your thoughts on the frisbee? I can't throw a frisbee well But do you think it's not that now? That's not I don't think that's really throwing though throwing that specific motion Yeah, exactly football baseball doesn't matter, but you ever got to throw a rock like off a cliff or anywhere cool

I don't think I hold her down That would be awesome to throw a rock off like the Grand Canyon here, the Echo or something. That'd be sweet. Oh, throwing rocks, throwing big rocks into water. It's awesome. Off bridge. What are those skips you've ever got with a rock? Oh, dude.

I'm so good at skipping rocks. A thousand. Yeah. Oh, a thousand? A thousand? You have not gotten a thousand. Brandon, let's get one more. I've gotten a thousand.

I believe him. You work in a spot where you can pitch you go around the country and throw off of big things. Why don't you do it? I should do that. Throw one across the USA. Greenlet. You work in a spot where you can pitch you go around the country and throw off of big things Why don't you do it? I should do that throw one across the USA green lit Green lit green lit deal. I'm in you've never gotten more than ten skips Probably not I I wasn't I wasn't in this I was easy. I wasn't into skipping I was into throwing it as far as I could into the pond lake or river Oh, and there's a thin sheet of ice oh and it just goes As far as I could into the pond Laker River. Oh, and there's a thin sheet of ice. Oh, yeah, and it just goes

Great sound yeah, you should do throw reviews people send you stuff to throw and you give it a rating I do that in my head already He's already is going You're a guy and you have like if you have a throwing motion. That's like a chick throwing motion. I judge you Absolutely, but that has nothing to do with anything. I know yeah, I'm reviewing your character About you throwing oh Send you stuff to throw yeah, you're doing in your head is just calling other dudes pussy Yes Yes, that's a good series idea. I thought know I do the same thing okay? Yeah, yeah, no if you don't know how to like throw

Like all right, it's definitely I definitely am like huh, that's weird you guys This is out there, but you guys watch show euphoria the quarterback in the show the dude He throws like a fucking girl in that show and it makes me hate him to my core Mm-hmm, and he's like the core he's also a rapist in the show the dude he throws like a fucking girl in that show and it makes me hate him to my core mm-hmm and he's like the core he's also a rapist in the show talking about real crime yeah we're talking about real crime that's his real life throwing motion yeah that pushed you it's a Lordy right I'm sorry isn't it a Lordy Jacob a Lordy. I don't know You know infuriates me about Hitler I can't kick a ball worth a damn I love you Dave. Yeah true true. This is all blue

Who do you think has the the worst throw in the office mail? Oh, that's worse I've seen Danny Connor at throw. It's He was sent catch. Yeah, he was maybe that's what we do for yeah one day Just have everyone come down and throw and you raid him like Simon. Yeah You find I wouldn't find the biggest like handsome Hank. I've seen him throw he can throw our souls worst thrower. Mm-hmm Wow, I don't want we can get a fake We don't we already have a fake arm, but I'm not probably not form. You're not the worst. No. I'm probably not the worst thrower There's got to be some worse throws here

Chaps had that terrible first pitch At a baseball stadium that like went straight to the ground few people here have had that I had a bad one I was nervous as fuck though. Who'd you throw out a first pitch for the White Sox and it went bad I almost air mailed a six seven dude is there video. Oh, yeah, you guys can laugh at me. All you want I deserve it. That's it. What did you do afterwards? You had to have blacked out, right? I ran off the field in to a crowd of booze, and I'm like I Booed oh well, I mean it was all my friends. Yeah, and all the yeah here. We go He's legit six seven oh

What was that? What day are you walking like that? Why didn't you wind up? Whoa. Oh, you're devastated, aren't you? I was embarrassed, yeah. You should redeem yourself. Well, at least, you know. I was a velocity guy, not a command guy.

Well, I was neither. That was slow. I know. I had the yips because I wasn't airing it out. You didn't have to throw a 90, but you could have thrown it up here like you could have done a wind-up to like a half velocity kind of thing you know like you throw into a little eager oh you have the same mound walk off every time who's this bar still I say bar still sucks This is Barstool. I say Barstool sucks

You proved them right Still socks, what was that one? That was a play by 10 in the game So if you try to throw too soft you can't do it if you try to do hard you can't do it No throwing if I were to air it out I'd have a much better shot at hitting me in the chest and you just do that There was always camera guys and shit behind and I didn't want a professional baseball cap. You want to get redemption right now? No, I can't you are you're about to yeah, this is perfect for you. Okay. You can't throw a strike right now on command No

No accuracy today just pure distance. Yes. That's it. All right, let's, uh, why don't you guys go? Where's Spider? Hold on, let's see where... I can... Is he meeting us here? I can just have him go there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Who are you gonna bring? Do you have a... Bring the Blutmans. Where's Conrad?

Hey, where are you? I'm like one minute away. I'll be right there. All right, great. All right, we're going to just stay there. You'll probably go with them to the park. So just go, stay in the front, like stay in the kitchen area in the front. I got a stream for V-Volve right after this. Oh, okay, then that's fine. Just drop it all off there and they'll take it. All right, bye. All right, so Steven and White Sox Dave, go on.

Oh, I'm so excited. Want to do a game time ad? All right, but All right, so Steven and White Sox Dave go on I'm so excited What do a game time? Yeah? I? Also have I think one of the Bob does sports guys gonna stop by those guys are so funny so funny Paparazzi is here for another day. Oh, Brad. Oh, this is something you missed stop by. Oh, this is your new thing Brandon lower the ad Mmm, you look good. Yeah, yeah. We love getting out to live events,

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What happened with the thing that he showed you? I'll be honest, I read it like three times and I'm not... It was a DM he got. I read it three times, I'm not 100%. What did it say? Paraphrase it for us? Somebody reviews throws. It's a thing.

Why'd he show you? He was very excited. But he was like smiling. Wait, why was he... Yeah, why? Why would he be you? He was very excited. But he was like smiling. Wait, why was he excited? Why would he be excited that his idea got cocked? It was someone saying, like, I do this. And then he linked to a website.

And the website, it was like, Zoe Dashanel says no. It was, I didn't, my brain wasn't, I like looked at it three times. I looked at him because he was so excited about it. So I was like yeah It's funny. He showed you Have you and why sex day been best friends since camp Barstool cuz yeah, so you were best friends things took a turn He's a little too. He's Chicago Dave's a little yeah. He's a little too. What? He has it felt like he could have pulled out a knife at any second

He's always living on the edge. Yeah, I said why are you competitive and he almost yeah, no, I'm not Quintessential Dave experience him telling Brandon I bet I walked more than you and then looking it up and being like fuck. I didn't walk that it Turning something into a competition that's not a competition and then swiftly losing the competition. He's quite something. He also like he's going to need surgery after this. Yeah.

Like he's going to. But he's got to be Che. He has to be Che. But he will. Yeah. No, he'll. This is we're not going to be able to see. Yeah, we're not going to.

We're not going to be even close to an answer as to which fruit goes the farthest. We're just gonna watch two guys throw their arms out. He said he hasn't thrown any. I've seen him throw, right? I have too, yeah. I feel like I don't. That's what was shocking to me

because he told me this the other day. He's like, yeah, he threw out my arm. At the baseball thing, he was definitely warming up from playing catch with somebody and throwing hard. And his shoulder. And he played softball at camp. I'm like throwing hard. And his shoulder... And he played baseball, softball at camp. Yeah, he definitely did. He's been doing...

Yeah, because you remember he was trying... Was he? Yeah. He was like that easy double play that he... Yeah, that involved you. ...tried to make unassisted. Oh yeah, he was on my team. He was a shortstop.

Yeah. That's a major throwing position. Oh, yeah, he was on my team. He was a shortstop. He would have kicked the ball, yeah. That's a major throwing position. Hold on a second. Correct. That man throws. All the time. All the time.

I would love it though if people sent him, he would unbox a package, review how he thinks the throw is going to go. He chucks the item he gets sent to him and gives a review. It's a great idea. I've thrown the football with him. Almost certainly I have. Almost certainly. Almost certainly I have.

TJ. Yes. What are you doing? Hey, yo. What? What are you doing these days? What's your deal? What was that voice in the cucumber thing?

Don't think I forgot that. Cucumbers are fruit. No, it's not seeds on the inside What about strawberry I believe that's not a fruit TJ. What do we have to plan? While we wait for this what do we have to plan in life like in the yak? Yeah, we have to plan when and how we're shooting the calendar Because we're doing a calendar now instead of a book I think I hire an illustrator do at the end of next week and who else is in it would it wasn't there someone is we're gonna do where's

dog yeah that's why don't we hire an illustrator to do the style of where's Waldo and it's like a bunch of yak inside jokes because we have one week ah got it and then we have to plan three high noon premium episodes. OK. When do you have to get your boat out? Boats already up. But. Boats out. Sorry. Boats out. God, no, it's not. God damn it. The weather's been awesome.

Titus is right, but it's coming out. Oh, coming out. You're not taking the boat. You're not bringing the boat out of the water when it's 70 degrees outside coming out soon. I actually had to cancel this Saturday because the weather was too nice. So be 80 this week as I come back in two weeks. So quad Zillow is coming out in two weeks to take it out. Corn maze. Do we have one. That's been our biggest enemy so far in Chicago. We can never find a corn maze, correct?

Well, we're right next to it. We're two hours away from the largest in the country. Probably the world. They declined us last year. Yeah, because of Taylor Swift. Yeah, so they don't want to see Taylor Swift PNB. Yeah, but you haven't said that in like a year. Well, I do want to see.

Reset the clock. You still want to, though. Yeah, I still want to. Yeah. Okay, so we need to think of premium episode ideas. What does the chat say? Let's go through a haunted house. Haunted house would work.

I want to see Brandon scream. Like the ones we've done, the home run derby was one, the basketball skills competition was one. Okay, okay. It can be something that happens here. Okay. Or it can be something that happens here okay or it can be something that happens not here real life hangman not as fun as you think there's got to be a Halloween yeah can haunted house like I love corn may outdoors not just a costume party. Oh yeah. What about like, I'm trying to think of a- It doesn't have to be a-

Who wears costumes? To just wear. That's a good point. Yeah. We're adults. Go out and buy a bunch of shit. Sorry, Tyler. We're adults.

Can we make our own haunted house? And all play a role? Can we make our own haunted house? Something with candy eating our way out of something? Eating our way out. Doesn't that sound fun? What candy you can throw the furthest? What about like a masquerade episode where we have to guess who our fellow employees are based

off? I mean they're wearing cut like the mask singer. We have some of the strangest builds. We should be the mask singer. Like a mask singer kind of thing but not singing. Just the mast employee. Yeah, but we have like a series of events That we have to suck. I like this who? It would not give away who it is like they have to be a foot race Yeah, we would throwing most we would never be able to throw emotion mass singer. Yeah throwing motion mass singer That would be funny like they have to ride a bike around in a loop They have to throw something a masculine competition skills competition but masked Masked mask you Lin but you're in a mask. Yeah caught outfit. So yeah, give away with guess who it is. Yeah

chopping wood Yeah, yeah, we're blind writing a man. Yes Yeah. Yeah, we're blind-ranking the manliest. Starting a fire. This might suck. Yeah. Listen, no bad ideas right now. No bad ideas. No bad ideas. Let's think of good ideas.

Let's have a reptile zoo come in here. Now we're thinking. That's cool. Let's put some snakes on the floor. Snakes on the floor are actually a bad idea. They'll get in the corners and they'll disappear on us. What about something in the family of the egg drop? Oh, that was fun.

Something in that vein. Scientific a little bit. Yeah, scientific. I like that. Maybe like a... Let's do the Red Bull, like, where they build the planes. Or cars? We could do a car. A boxcar derby?

A boxcar derby would be awesome! That's a good idea. That, that... Oh, shit. Yeah, maybe. We do a car a boxcar boxcar derby would be awesome Oh Shit yeah, maybe a boxcar derby would be awesome You need to be dangerous Dangerous and we'd have to get where would we do it you have to have a place with a hill right we could find a hill a boxcar derby I Just think most of us would really suck at that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how to do that. I can't feel

anything. Probably. Probably. Probably. What's something that we all can do? Maybe like a head sliding race or competition. Yeah, we can all do that. What about a tackle football game? That's fun. That's fun. A tackle football game. Yeah. Make it like a a Thanksgiving tradition. Something that you need a strong spine for. Yeah. We could do a turkey bowl, like flag football game.

That would be fun. Yeah, we've never played football. What kind of like profession could we have come in and they would do something to us? Like a masseuse? A hypnotist? Come in and massage us do something to us? Yeah. Oh like a masseuse a hypnotist coming in massage us massage us Rub us down Yeah, yeah Yeah, who feels the best we should do that instead of chick week this this year. We should just do Massage Week. That's way better.

Oh, that's great. Oh, no, I loved Jick Week. Yeah, Jick Week was great. That was good. We'll have to do that again in January. The problem is we don't have our ideas guy right now because he's out throwing fruit. I think we should bring people in just like Jick Week. Yeah.

At a different competition. What about, because it's carnival season, like Fafa, you know the Ring of Fire? It is carnival season? What if we had... Yeah, what? competition. What about because it's carnival season like fall. You know the ring of fire It is carnival season. What if we had yeah, what? Now the starting clowns are coming in Get her boys she slipped up I will get her boys She slipped up My favorite thing you know when the weather turns you smell the air and you're like oh, yeah, it is carnival outdoor fair

Carnival season yeah, yeah, hey there. He is come on in here fp. He's gonna have ideas for us right there Yeah, hey there. He is come on in here fp. He's gonna have ideas for us Right there Sorry, okay How we doing everyone who doesn't know? Fp. That Perez which do you like that name? Yes, Perez your last name a long time now. Yeah, that's like it now I Mean it's better at fat Perez. I like better than Fat just by itself. Yeah

We are coming up with so do you know everyone here Kate don't mark Kyle Brandon Brandon Nick hi, how we doing? Also? Yeah, what's yeah. What? Yeah, not Perez either. Oh really? Yeah, no. Where'd Perez come from? There's a professional golfer named Pat Perez, who has a similar kind of hair thing and face, and it was a really simple way to make fun of my weight

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Like 50. 50? All right. Impressive. Damn. You played with Brooks. I did. You're better than Brooks.

Damn, I'll take that. You're scratch golfer. Scratch golfer. Yeah. Which seeing a scratch golfer in real life is pretty cool because every shot is just good It feels good to play good. Yeah, it's a it's a better game Playing well. Yeah, not I

Actually have a lot of respect for you and People like you that go out there every weekend or how often that you never Never or as much as they do or work all week to go out and just get beat up by the game. Yeah. That's hard. Yeah. To me, that's loving the game. What you do is easy. What I do is just, you know, that's easy. Do you think anybody can become a stretch golfer?

Or not really? Is that a lie that we tell ourselves to get us out there practicing? I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why I've got what I have, which isn't much. But whatever I do have is because people look at me and they're like well, you know if that guy can do it Yeah, I should be able to get this done. I think with enough time. Yeah, I mean, I don't know

You got you look at people sometimes in the, do we have a collab for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, today, we have. Yeah. Oh, wow. We were debating which fruit you could throw the furthest. Tell Blutman to go sideways.

So they're out there at a park a little bit away. Well. Oh, no. That's way worse. Wait, can you just unlock? He has to start over? No, he has to unlock his phone phone and go sideways is this the same blutman that was sweeping this isn't been blutman's Best show is this live yeah get on right now. Yeah, we have guys trying to see how far they can throw fruit Yeah, what's the consensus on which we've been kind of back and forth?

We've been kind of back and forth Pairs got a little bit of like an aerodynamic thing. I just threw one in the gotta go fat. You gotta go fat side first Yeah, yeah, put your fingers. Oh, I just threw one in a little something in the on the court exploded into a billion piece Oh my god I didn't know he had this tweet. This is pretty a Bailey Carlin tweet. I forgot about mango. Is that my plum right there? I think that's my favorite. Shout out Bailey, I didn't know he had this tweet. This is pretty good. Bailey Carlin had a viral tweet. What fruit do you think you could throw the furthest in?

Oh, I stole it. Yeah, I stole it from him. Mango is a little slippery, though. This is kind of funny that we are trying to come up with ideas for a special show and we are just doing it. But that's what the fans want. The NBA clearly needs a backseat. Grape seems like a waste of money

Fp you need to come up with an idea for us to do a special show by the end of this show. Mm-hmm. No pressure, okay? What what's that what's that? Somebody the jumbotron thing I think the jumbotron is making that sound They vacuuming the jumbotron. That how they like put it together they like suck it Which I would put together that way She built Jerry world Just suck it together you can like fix the one of the pixel things by like sucking it Pixels broken imagine discovering that Like I know how to fix it

but I don't know what to say. Same with the old Nintendo cartridge back in the day. Oh it's a sensor bar. Now if we made that noise while Stefan was doing something, what do you think he would do? We'd be dead men. Brandon go rile him up. Should we tell him to take it down?

Hey, can this weight 20? I think one by one we need to go. Okay, go pee. Do the lowering, the volume. Yeah, do that. Yeah, yeah. Get it. Get it.

Oh, he's gonna flip. Oh, he's gonna flip. It's gonna be so good. Stefan's our crankiest. Yeah, he's our cranky tech guy. He's the guy on his knees sucking right now. I know, this is a death sentence. Just tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him.

Seven, seven. Knock it off. Oh, yes. Yes. Seven, seven, knock it off. That should be so mad at me. He's going to be so mad at you. You're done.

That went exactly the way you thought it would. Yeah. He's not happy. Alright, now somebody else has to do it. Yeah, we will. What about a slip and slide something? Obstacle course? I like obstacle courses.

Where we're just sliding and falling. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Didn't we... Weren't we doing slippery stairs at some point anyway? Yeah? Yeah? Oh? Japanese game show can we do the Japanese games TJ? I? Could have you know it's you really fun as a kid is like catching a ball off a diving board. Oh Yeah, progressively get like a higher diving board catching a ball should we do a high dive competition just yeah work Thing is I'd be very afraid I would be so afraid

Kind of like high jump when they start moving the bar up a little bit I kind of want to do a high dive competition just diving or just diving Diving diving or just jumping off jumping off have you been on one of the 10 meter? Oh, they're terrified. Yeah but I'm be funny I don't know feeling somebody get hurt oh that ever stopped us someone's definitely gonna get yeah that's part of what the people want to see yeah I think that that would be imprudent. Oh Look at that back to my idea. Oh god damn it carnival carnival season the ring of fire Right, you know I'm talking about it's the ride. That's just a loop. We just do a whole episode on that thing

Reach in a line Oh coaster episode. Yeah coaster episode Headphones so we can hear each other we have our mics and we just have to do a whole How extreme is I guess it would be too loud for people to hear over? Yeah, never mind. That was sure if you would be It's not dumb not done. No, not okay. We could do carnival day and see who wins the most Oh, that'll be fun. It's we could all make one game that we could all do a carnival game. We all play Oh, here we go. Yep, can't see a thing. This is going to be great. Yeah.

Whoa, are they throwing? Wait, but what about the person waiting now? This is going exactly how I expected it to go. We need the camera on the other end. Oh, camera on the other end, Blutman. There it goes. This is exactly how I expected it to go. Well, that's a nice park.

Beautiful park. That's lovely. Well, that's a nice park. That's lovely. We're not going to see shit. Yeah, White Sox saved through it a lot further than Shay. For what? Kiwi. Well, why'd we start? Why would you start us?

They were getting restless and they were like, hey, let's go to the park. Dave got restless for sure. Also, actually, let's turn this off. Let's have him do it and let's just let's stop watch They can report it later. Well, we could do this on her. Yeah with a better camera with a better camera Let them have their fun. We wouldn't have measurements anyway, right? No, I want to see a little of it. Let's see a little of it. All right. Yeah now we can see What do we throw throwing this is really fucking Yeah, that's a great point Wow

It can't be carry and roll because that it's not that that that gives the round fruits a clear advantage over a pair I went to tweet out the link to the show like 20 minutes in after Che It said we should save this and the whole chat was saying L. Che and this is what we get Fucking What was that? Lemon! Lemon! My fucking word! That was nuts! Oh that's a Dave Lemon! Oh my god!

Wait, Chase Lemon roll through and then... Yeah, his went through the air! Dave crushed them! They're not marking anything though! We're not going to know which... Leave the fruits where they lie! Yeah, leave the fruits where they lie Yeah, you gotta leave the fruit

The fruits and then Liam can walk the whole course after They're scared of dogs eating the fruit Well, you're gonna pick them up after Roots dogs. There's no dogs right now dog there's dogs there's dogs there isn't There's multiple dogs, but there's those fruits aren't bad for dogs Avocado is yeah grapes and avocado. You're doing nothing but throwing. What is that? What am I looking at? It's a peach Willy nilly Throw your peach There's already peaches This is the peach gang so they're just chucking a willy-nilly Throw your pee there's already peaches white socks Dave through

Alright so we can do this episode for real yeah, yeah, yeah, I want them to continue, but we could do this as a special episode Yeah, let them Tucker themselves out white socks Dave is three and now his peach went further. Oh hell yes But what's in the lead is it the lemon the lemon by a country mile? Okay, wait to the time mile They make lemonade it's chan bowling his FP. How you think this is going as Someone who's not on the show, but it's kind of watching also on right now. Entertainment wise? Yeah. Ironically great. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what we always do. There it goes.

Oh, holy. Oh my God. Fuck. White dog today wins again. His blood orange went further. His blood orange. Thank you, Liam. We need you.

You're crucial here. Oh, you're welcome. It went barely further than the beach, and there's another dog that's eyeing down the blood orange Okay What do they got next What's that? Kiwis

They landed next to each other they landed in the same little pit or did you put the Kiwis in the pit Liam? I don't know I ain't Jacob did you put the Kiwis in the pit, Liam? I don't know. I ain't such thing for... Jacob, did you put the Kiwis in the pit? I put the Kiwis in the pit, yes. Oh, god. Oh, damn it. Damn. They are throwing an avocado.

All right, make sure you pick up that one. That one's bad for dogs. Pick up the avocado. Bad for dogs. There's avocado bits everywhere. Oh no. Boy. Dogs shouldn't be at the park while our two guys are throwing fruits.

Oh, that was majestic. White Sox did his fucking. Never saw that avocado. Holy shit. That avocado was going through it and right between the eyes. Oh my God. Yeah. White Sox saved through the avocado further

Drop further than the lemon No lemons still by far. Okay, Kate. Did you say lemon? It's getting good now orange Kind of rind this is a banana round. Okay. No reason to do. No. Yeah, you got to you could overhead fling it Wait, oh You got to you could overhead fling it wait. Oh No Crap no hit me in the shoulder. Oh, no. All right. Here comes white socks days. Oh Pear sucks. They didn't do the pair well at all the pairs not in Lemons still all the way down that avocado beet pair what second pair like avocado orange

This is We this is great a catastrophe. We never saw kiwi No, I like this because it's also just emasculating for che. He's throwing it nowhere. What is that fruit? Ninja losing to barely a very short cake? All right apple, I thought you say it's pointing at something. I don't know what Green apple All right Apple, I thought say it's pointing at something. I don't know what Green Apple Nope, not that far. Okay, great TJ lemon still Is the winner, huh?

Yeah, lemon still winning white socks Dave looks very clean sweep. I Mean it we're getting some good data here Kind of I don't know how much left he has in his arm though Well, he'll tell Brandon about it What's this one they don't tell me Is that orange looks like an orange Oh whoa we're dragon fruit. Yeah, they're throwing the exotic stuff now We'll get into the exotics

This is white talk saves, just showing off his arm. He was overstating how hurt his arm was though, because he's throwing fine. He said he couldn't put his shirt on this morning. That was probably a pre-existing condition. Yeah, he just puts it on sideways. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, well. Chase just holds up the next fruit without saying what it is. yeah, of course he does What was that? Wow mango went far it's a good-looking mango You guys are keeping track of the rankings, right? Yeah. White Sox Dave hasn't lost. Oh no. What's the distance? What are the rank? What are the top six?

We just saw a throw from from White Sox Dave. He didn't put his full effort. Oh, no, he's hurt. That's a hurt throw. Even break. We went out there just to prove that Whitesuck Steve has a better arm than Chad. None of the fruits. Okay, holds the fruit up signal and he's ready to go. A pathetic roll. Why are they rolling it?

What is that one? Wow. I don't know. He put his whole heart into it. Orange? It's a regular something. Orange. That would be an orange. Is that a grapefruit?

That's a grapefruit. Oh, that is. We're all so dumb. So dumb. Is that it? No. I Said it no Let's be ailing oh Yeah, can we get a halftime interview see how Dave's feeling fucking funny visual

Chuck it's road. They're nuts. Fruits. Hold on, halftime interview. He's fast. He's not really getting any closer. Halftime interview. My fingers are tingling, says Michael. My fingers are tingling because I'm having so much fun.

What? What's the farthest one? Lemon. Lemon. I think by a lot. I could have thrown that lemon a mile in my past. That is interesting. If he had a little bit more, he could have hit a car probably. Wow.

The grapefruit, the strategy on that, and the avocado too, was just kind of not as high. While I go with the roll, the grapefruit the strategy on that and the avocado to a strategy not as I go with the roll the grapefruit because it's a dealer my grapefruit really for roles don't we're not counting rolls it's how far travels in the air some holy guacamole all righty oh man all right how many fruits you have left this grapes and berries. Don't throw the grapes. Don't throw the grapes. Berries?

I'll stop here and that's just my take. What did you say? Ducks. They don't want to throw grapes. They're the cantaloupe. Yeah, don't throw grapes. Don't throw grapes. Do cantaloupe and banana.

Do cantaloupe a few times. I want to see one banana at least. Yeah, I want to see a banana and a cantaloupe. Can we do with and without peel? Oh, that is important. What's the banana and a cantaloupe. Can we do with and without peel? Oh, that is important. What's the issue with the cantaloupe? There's only one cantaloupe. Alright.

There's an issue. Alright. Cantaloupe shortage. I'm going to boomerang this one. Jacob, you going out there? Yeah. But then it might come back to you, Dave. You guys are throwing one banana without the peel.

If this banana came back to him. One banana with peel, one banana without peel. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Is he running a route? Oh, yeah. Oh, play action. What a shot. Yeah. I tried out for running back. I would really like to interview someone who just randomly watched this. Yeah, because these are just guys filming with their phones. Yeah.

Throwing bananas. That's a really, real unemployed move. Hey grunts on that throw. Oh, barely edges out the other banana. Oh no. All right, that was good. That was really good. Yeah. All right. Oh barely I just have oh no all right that was good That was really good. Yeah

All right, let's chase through the cantaloupe yeah cantaloupe chase throwing the cantaloupe I Would do a spin here you guys are doing Naked banana first yeah, Oh naked but. Maybe even ball up the banana. And then if there's more banana ball it up. Thank you, Liam. You're welcome. Perez, is there anything you'd like to see? Any style of banana naked banana?

I don't know if you guys saw it. It went nowhere. Hey, wins this first time. Wow. Make a banana We got a really hammer home the che beat him on naked but see the attempt at the boomerang wouldn't mind it No, I for reference White Sox Dave's banana ended up here tell them Liam tell them to stop throwing as far as they can and try to throw a banana like a boomerang to get it to come

Back to him. Mm-hmm. Okay. Is there more banana? Hey, it's hand shook on something There's no more there's one banana you're gonna have to throw it like it's a boomerang to get back to you You know a boomerang? Throw banana like boomerang, banana come back like boomerang is what they call it. They want it, I don't know. She's got it.

Flimsy banana. She knows, yeah. Oh, it's flimsy? Oh, no. Damn. This is the last one This is gonna blow his elbow he's done gonna be the end has to be bad for what I want him wincing on the ground He's going shop, okay Okay, he's going shop put where's it won't break get a little closer. I want to see where's it won't okay?

All right Bro yeah All right, uh, yeah Clean up any I think if you got the avocado, I don't think there's anything else is bad for dogs Yeah, maybe clean up a couple of them and I guess bring the boys home I want to we want to hear from them when they Get home Uh... Dogs can't have seeds like that. He made that up. Good thing there's not a lot of seeds. There's hundreds of seeds in the grass. Stella eats Caleb every day.

Also, Dave tells them what to do and walks away. Alright, we'll see you when you get back, Liam. Okay, thanks guys. Good job, Liam. Thank you, great job, Liam. That was something. That was great, yeah. Avocado, cherry's great. Yeah, so as long as I got the avocados. Yeah, we're perfectly fine Yeah, they didn't throw the grapes I Feel like they just throw tomatoes in there to get people talking about the tomatoes fruit. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Anytime there's a fruit discussion. They throw tomato in there. I got TJ six to get it rolling cucumbers or fruits Do zucchinis have seeds They're not a fruit though, technically damn Interesting thing about cucumbers, boys. Why do you sound like that? Interesting thing about cucumbers, boys. Oh, Brandy, want to hit another ad? I'm going to take a piss. Pardon my cheesesteak.

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I was acting all cool, you know, like I am. Woman gonna come up to me she gonna say Brandon. So yeah, that's my name. She said this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie So don't ask me a damn question like that I never had a pumpkin pie Check it Your thoughts how'd you like that? All right P Bernie Mac? Whoa? your thoughts how'd you like that all right p Bernie Mac oh and of culture rip yep good like it Kyle do you see the New York Times new game Al Pacino's claiming he died what what Al Pacino himself was claiming what new game how Al Pacino's dead? He said he said he died and didn't see it. He was like yeah there's no

afterlife nothing there I died and and came back and started pondering my mortality for the first time at age 85 Didn't he just have a kid after that he's like all right better raise an infant He technically in his afterlife if he already died He's kind of full of shit. Yeah, yeah also also Unconscious yeah, yeah

Dream do yeah Have them all the time. Yeah, that's a bold thing to say Very bold that I died and then there's nothing there damn that sounds like a guy who saw some shit it's trying to try to get everyone like trying to keep it for himself yeah he died and they're like I know also is he gonna go to hell no no he's Italian he's Italian that's true Italian in them siring children when you know you can't raise them. I think that's De Niro That's both of them both did like same age. That's kind of cute. This is cute

Yeah, this would be something you'd say if she wanted a second one Yeah, and he's like you we don't want to do that. I just found some shit out They're gone yeah, like yeah, you don't want to bring a kid in the world with that With this information not do this again. Oh So wait when is did all the other boys get out is this hurricane seems yeah So they're on their way to the airport now some of them are gonna fly out tomorrow, but they're all heading back to Florida Shit don't look good. That feels like the wrong move Yeah going back. Yeah, there's something about them getting to Florida earlier

Which I would have probably been on the other side of that like yeah hang out So I'm gonna go to Philly which is not in the line of the path. Yeah Because that felt right. So what do you just pick Philly randomly? Kinda yeah, okay It was direct When's your flight tomorrow morning Go to Philly. You would have taken any direct flight.

Yeah, Phillies are playing. Yeah. Like hop into that scene. I don't know if there's a game or not. They're playing. They're playing in New York. Oh, I'd go to Xfinity and get fucking hammered. Yeah.

Like sloppy Xfinity drunk. Which sounds awesome. That sounds like a great... With no hurricane threat at all. Yeah, which is good for at least a few more beers. It's the afternoon game too, which is oh, yeah, I love those getting drunk in the daytime. Yeah, late afternoon.

Hmm. Wake up and do it again. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah, now I didn't plan on this, but it's a good plan back in my mind. I kind of knew. Yeah.

Yeah, they're going to go down to the just into the dick of it what that makes no sense yeah this guy Yeah, not good feels bad. It's a tight hole that look at that thing. It's a really tight hole Fourth strongest is a little is pretty strong. Oh, no Do you know that sometimes birds get stuck in the eye and then they just have to fly around inside the eye until the storm like fizzles out. Seriously? Yeah. You get stuck?

They kinda get stuck. They keep trying to fly out of it and they're like, oh shit. And then they run back in. Could you? Yeah. Why don't they fly up? It's a great question. Up and out. Up and out.

You know what kills like hundreds of thousands of fish? Really? Yeah. It sucks them out. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah. No, I think it's just you have to... I rarely think about the fish. Yeah.

Could you like align yourself in a car with the eye? Like get through the first part and then just sort of drive with it? 3.8 miles would make it tough with like roads and stuff. How fast does that move? Well, they only move like 10 miles an hour, right? So technically you could jog, right? Wow, someone should run in the eye. Cherry after dark.

Cherry after dark. Stay in the eye. Yeah, you have to go. Run in the eye of the hurricane. Can't go faster or slower. Somebody has to have tried that at some point. This feels bad. It seems like if you get hit and then you get the eye,

you should roll with the eye. They should change the name from Milton to like really... Something scarier. So people take it seriously. It could be like an AMC show, right? Like the whole new civilization. Yeah. Just like a new government in the eye as it moves.

Oh yeah. How big's the eye? This one's really tight. This one's, that's why it's so crazy. It's 3.8 miles. Little tight. Real tight. really tight. This one's, that's why it's so crazy. It's 3.8 miles. Real tight. Real tight. Real tight. You don't have to make it, Joe.

Don't make it. But if you wanted to. She should evacuate first, for sure. And if you don't, then find the eye. Find the eye. Stick with it This one's gonna be bad serious shit. Is this just the Gulf Coast? No, I think this one's coming up Tampa I have loved ones going to Miami this weekend. That's all right. I mean, okay I know okay, and also it's gonna be over by like if you look at Tampa's weather

Today and tomorrow is terrible and then Thursday. It's like sunny and 82 degrees But yeah, I think it's gonna be really bad. Did you see the Tampa mayor? What she said? No, what'd she say? She said if you're in the, like in one of the evacuated areas and you don't leave, you are, like not to exaggerate,

you're literally going to die. What? Yeah, you should pull that up. That's important to say that. Pretty wild. And like, doesn't look like the kind of lady that would make it up either. Yeah, Jane should pull that up. That's important to say that. Pretty wild, and like, doesn't look like the kind of lady that would make it up either. Yeah, Jane.

Let's hear it. Out of the evacuation zones, which now are evacuation zone A and B. And as we all have heard so many times now, you hide from the wind and run from the water and we are talking about right now. The possibility of a direct hit with 10 to 12 foot tidal surge. Put that in perspective. Hurricane Elaine, which just left the Tampa Bay area a week

ago, there was six foot storm surge and that was literally devastating to so many in our coastal area we have 126 miles just in the city of Tampa and so people need to be heeding that warning and from the looks of traffic on all of our northbound highways they're doing just that, we've seen how jammed up those highways. I hate to say this I do get it Like if I had a house on stilts, I I just be curious I Get the people that ride it out. Yeah, I don't want to die I know I know but I'm saying I get it that some people are like I just want to see category two you write out I think I don't think you don't fuck with this.

No, no, no, no. But I'm just saying I understand the curiosity of wanting to see what that looks like up close. Do you want to write out a storm? A little bit. If you feel it, chase it. I saw a dude on who's refusing to leave. He's on a boat.

Yeah, in the bay. Can you play that? That seems like the worst place. Well, maybe not the worst. He's got neck tattoos. It's the guy from Forrest Gump where they kept Dan. Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan is what he calls himself.

So where are your boys? We're in Jupiter. My dad actually lives in Sarasota. So my dad's going to leave Sarasota, hopefully, and go over to my spot in Jupiter. ...out on a 20- foot sailboat in Tampa Harbor. You know it's funny he's saying this and in another video he says the only way that I would go to a motel is if a woman invited me. Oh! So that's those seem like two different reasons.

Well, he blew your car, but you still get some questions. I'm here because of God, unless, unless... Unless you're trying to fuck. Unless I can go fuck. It doesn't matter. Somebody has to catfish this guy. And then... Thank you.

It's this one. Dave, come see the guy. Here you go. Yeah, let's see it. That's what we want to do. Can we please get you into a hotel? No! No.

Everybody's been asking, man, got to get you off this thing The only way I'm gonna go to a motel room is if a woman invites me she's gonna stay That's the only way I'm going that's the only thing I give the boat up for the girl a girl the jetty very girl Even with them. Yeah, that's Feels like it's gonna end badly Yeah, that's gonna end poorly. Yeah, you could save his life. I guess I see you guys Passions writing That was a fun it was fun as. How's your arm? It hurts

Um, I don't think I injured it any further. So You're out of my crosshairs. Oh, yeah was he out? No, we're good today. What? Oh god. I know Hit him with light do you think that's really necessary right now? Yeah, why are the grapes so wet Dave? Oh, I gave him a rinse. Okay. Oh, that's nice. Would anyone like one? They're very refreshing.

They look good. Yeah, it does look good. They do look good. He's just ignoring. What's going on here? They're sucking the thing in. They're sucking it to repair it. Talking to. here they're sucking the thing in they're sucking it to repair it

big cat you've played connections with us up in the studio right yeah they came out with sports connections today let's go hey teach let's play yeah oh shit tightest sports or groups of four New York Times came out with sport sports connections so you have four groups of four there's things that are similar so pirates penguin healers tag but what would be the fourth flag panthers Steelers pickle it is pickle right steel tag pickle oh Panthers Panthers Panthers Pirates Steelers Steelers all Pittsburgh teams Panthers Panthers Pirates Penguin Steelers yep Easy as fuck

Okay Set back upset steel pick, softball, pickle? Setback, upset, defeat. Ball, that's types of ball. Setback, pickle. No, setback, upset, defeat, and L are all losses. Yeah, and then softball, pickoff, pickle. Steel and pickle are all, no. Yeah. No, no.

You find yourself in a pickle? Yeah. Pickoff. It's pickoff, tags. There's all things you can do in a row. No! It's tag, pickle, pickoff, steal. That's the four things you can do

Run Georgia Tech right yellow jacket yellow things yellow things But oh yeah, yeah, all right now be daily. That's fun. That is it is fun. That's really fun All right, so what was the furthest I could have thrown the lemon a mile? Okay a mile Why didn't you but why didn't you there was cars in the way oh you you took a little off took some off it yes I can ask Steven to I I'm like Steven we got with the roll he would have hit a car there was like maybe 20 feet short of a car for you and we think a roll I would damage I took some off it if your car gets hit by a rolling limiter rolling That's we got my car was total what happened a roll cars are rolling lemon. Yeah, they are true ironic What happened with the naked banana cuz Steven kind of kicked your ass on that the there is the last few I had to

Concede to Steven leaning towards your arm It's drooping. It's the microphone. No my fingers were tingling like actually crazy you promised the cantaloupe wouldn't break Yeah, I did it felt way harder than it was the ground Yeah, so lemon was far and away the winner will second place kiwi probably was pair disappointing Pair was pair was not pair you could throw like a football if you had a nice little tight spiral with the one you were All they were I did Yeah, I do think the only two that I like let loose were the lemon and the kiwi cuz I'm like alright I once I felt him. I'm like I could launch these I think we got to do it again and switch the order yeah

Spider inconclusive just to make sure that your it wasn't cuz your arm was dead Let's dedicate the week to it. Maybe if you threw the lemon last it wouldn't have gone as far, you know Maybe throw one a day. Yeah for like the next month I'm telling you a series you throw shit and then people comment what they want to see thrown next What were you showing Kate on your phone? Someone sent me a link to a website that he, I think he made, where it's just a list of him judging a celebrity's ability to throw things.

And it was a list of like, it was like Katy Perry, she can't throw for shit. And then it was like, Alec Baldwin, he actually can throw a little bit. And it was, I thought, pertinent to the conversation at the time. Certainly was. She loved it.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like if you could pull movie or TV show Scenes where someone is throwing something oh good call judge that way with video evidence Yeah, have you seen a good way for you for you Perez? No, I have not there's like a quarterback in there. He throws like it takes me out when I watch it He like can't throw it makes you hate it gonna high school practice? Yeah? He's like just like yeah, bro. Oh at all. That's tough. He's a rape Yeah, but if you're a rapist I can throw you just play for the Browns There it is there it is or I guess

A few it's probably a fuck Dave Nick's Nick's got a great idea You need to do this You need to solicit things being sent to you and then Chuck them just make like one minute videos. Yeah, if you want to see a bobblehead here. We go. We're gonna We're gonna throw it you give you a bottle head. Oh, no. Yeah All right, I got you. I thought you were talking Someone sent you a bobblehead today. Yeah, whatever. Oh, you're like hi. I'm Dave someone sent me this bobblehead I'm now going to throw it which athlete would have the most durable bobblehead

Mr.. Met yeah, that's a good very bonds someone short head Who's that pussy who in a big head? Placido, Palau yeah Yeah, who's the fucking giants and podgers coach was named Dan oh Does he have a bobblehead teach I think it was Bruce Bochy had like a size 12. Yeah, he does Bruce Bochy I guess all bobbleheads have pretty big Thing yeah, what toy do you think you could throw the farthest or object? pretty big heads. It's the nature of it. That's kind of the thing, yeah. What toy do you think you could throw the farthest?

Or object? Oh my god. We're going to find out, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, don't ruin the show. You're doing unboxing. You're surprised. Oh, thank you for this.

And then you chuck it. Oh, you could do holiday editions, like Valentine's Day send something your ex gave you. Yeah, throw it. I'll just chuck it. Yeah. So have somebody send it your worst Christmas Oh, no, we didn't I was joke. I was a joke You look good. You're fast

Oh hell yeah, wait after the yak or after quick picks All right to 15. I was told it was gonna start. That's not after quick picks After quick picks. Whatever 215 tune in. You look cute as a button. Fp do you want to do the gauntlet? Oh yeah. Do we have I guess we do have it up? Yeah, you might as well think I've seen that right? That's the catchy catching throwing. Yeah, picking. Yeah, hitting. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. You got it.

In no particular order. You've got to. Is it a particular order? I think the half court shot is going to be a problem. Not a half court. Three pointer. No, just a three pointer. Yeah, two of them. Oh, yeah, I got that.

Or hole. No, no half court. No half court. Thank God. Who told you half court? I don't know. I just it just felt like a way to end it. Like a half court. Yeah. I tried to I just, it just felt like a way to end it. It felt like a half court, yeah. I tried to do it the other night, my shoulder said no. We end with Sporkle.

Oh. You gotta get 10 right. It's gonna give you a big board. Okay. You just can hand pick any 10, just gotta get to 10. Okay, what is that? We can have someone else go and show you the whole thing. It's categorical trivia on like a website. It'll be like 10 AFC teams. We can have someone else go and show you the whole thing. It's categorical trivia on a website.

It'll be like 10 AFC teams. We can have someone go before you. Oh, okay. Stuff. That's the one that's no particular order. You can just pluck, you can answer one from this row, one from this row. You don't have to answer the whole row. That's good.

Nice. It's very fun. I feel like I'm an athlete, you know, covered up by a lot of... Or a scratch golfer. Undeniably. Well, that doesn't mean anything, unfortunately. Is golf your best sport? Golf is my best sport.

Always has been? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm pretty good at ping pong.ong. Oh. But like what does that mean you know? Are you still motivated to improve in golf or are you kind of content with where you're at? I don't, I know I guess not because I don't practice. I mean I want to play better but I don't put in any of the effort to do so. I don't want to get worse. Right. But I have no reason to get better, I guess. I don't have to make a cut.

I'm not going to get fired for playing poorly. That's how I feel about golf. But my handicap's like 35. Right. Sure. But same attitude. Do you still get extremely frustrated a lot? No.

I don't really care. I mean, it doesn't really matter. I just want to have a good time. No, we did two videos yesterday. He's impenetrable. I mean, it doesn't really matter. I just want to have a good time. No, we did two videos yesterday. He's impenetrable. I tried every method. That's amazing. I did them all. I don't care about anything.

Yeah, it was like I was trying. I went over the top being nice. I went, all your teammates are better than you. Sure. I tried to hire one of his video producers. Have you always not cared about everything? He just couldn't. He just was good the whole time.

I just don't care about much, yeah. I'm really jealous. Yeah. Me too. What would be the one thing you care about? Golf. Yeah. I should say my wife.

But that's not, that's not. She knows. Good given. She knows. She knows the deal. She knows. She knows. Oh man.

All right. Oh, what's this? Yeah. It's a whole setup. Holy shit. We got it together quick. Quick. Wow.

They all just come out of nowhere. It's quite a kingdom you've built here. quick quick wow y'all just come out of out of nowhere It's quite a kingdom you've built do we have that little green ball football Do you want to have TJ you want to spin the wheel and see someone else goes first show him? The footballs the Dave one was last time you did it they're they coming in hot Right yeah Can I go watch I'm taking yeah, you sit here you can watch here. Yeah, I can watch from here Yeah, they're just here both. You'll be able to see better from here, okay?

And Brandon will be there walking you through The cornhole is gonna be a problem you just to get one in the in the in the hole. Just got to get one. Hmm. Have you done it more than once? We do this last ad real quick. Oh, do you need me to do? No, you do. I knew in a minute Do you need me to do?

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We actually just interviewed Francis Nganu. Coming out next week, we had a hologram machine. In the studio. And it was him? As a hologram? He was sitting in, like, you know those portals? I've seen them, I thought they were fake. They look super realistic. Was it him live?

It was him in the portal. You had a portal in your office? We have a portal in our office. You still have a portal? Unless they've taken it away. So like he... It's pretty cool. ...was hearing you live and responding live and you could see...

And it looked like it had depth to it so it looked like he was sitting there. Huh? Yeah. Pretty cool. I am really interested in that. Yeah. Is it mirrors? No, it's a big box

Yeah, mirrors. Just see two pocket Coachella technology Yeah, kind of yeah, that's crazy Wow Steven Pull up the zoom and go show him the portal It would love to see it pull the zoom on your phone your phone. Is there an example of a portal on the? I saw Sugar Sean. Like, get back into the Zoom. Liam, get on the Zoom and go into the PMT Studio.

Show him the portal. It's in the P. You can't miss it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Oh yeah, that's awesome. Portal interview. Might be the future. Is it the first ever portal interview? That I know of. Holy fuck.

That I've done. Probably not the first ever. I feel like they've done that before. I feel like we've asked you this. Have you ever been to anybody's last interview before passing? Tom of the Sword might have been. Okay. That one definitely.

Wait, do you re bump that we do clips yeah yeah where's he going there it is see that's a portal that's the portal that's what it was yeah he was in he was it looked like he was inside it sitting inside of it oh that's. I guess we didn't need Liam. Oh there it is What so he was in that box? Yeah sitting yeah? Pretty cool. That's crazy. Yeah, that is cool What did it look like a human or did it look like airy and no it looked it came? Crystal clear and it looked like it had depth to it so if somebody walked in to be like that guys in that box Yeah

Like yeah, you'd think the guy was in a box. So yeah, that's a big fight coming up. All right, Dave, you ready? Yeah. Listen, when you get asked to do a hologram interview, you gotta say yeah. You can't say no. You have to say yes. All right, Dave. So first you gotta get one cornhole, then you've got to go score one goal. And FP, once you shoot those three balls, you can score from anywhere on the goal. Then you hit a home run, which is just above this level.

Wait, what did you say before that? The goal. The goal. You've got to shoot those. Once you shoot those three balls You can kick from anywhere cuz we have a goal. Oh, I got you. All right ready. You'll see All right, three two one go. Oh No

But it's over No a wrap oh No But it's over. Nope. Nope. A wrap. Oh no. What's he doing? What's he doing? He's arguing it. He was arguing the call. It's plastic over there. He was arguing the call. Mid gauntlet.

There it is. Let's go. So now you shoot. I need Jake to be in take. Our goalie's pretty good. But he's kind of rusty. He's kind of rusty. Now you shoot. I need Jake to be a tank. Our goalie's pretty good. But he's kind of rusty. He's kind of rusty. OK, off target. So now after he shoots this, he can score from anywhere.

Oh, wow. Yep, see? So he'll throw the balls back in. Oh He's fucking somebody up. Nice assist. Then home run. Oh no, should have sworn at that. Oh no.

Serena Williams sound. White Sox! Strike out! That's the furthest one. Oh my god, what is going on? Forward! That's the furthest one. Oh, my God. What is going on? All the balls are staying. Forward.

There it is. Football. Oh, low. I love Dave. He's so funny. I love him. We argued a call in the middle of the goal. What was...

This is. This is. F.P. played Little League with Russell Wilson. Oh, honestly. Wow. Was he good? Really good. That's not bad. He was always the best baseball player in central Virginia by a mile.

Oh, he is from Virginia. Richmond? Richmond, yeah. Did you get his phone number? Shout out, Tuckahoe Little League. Tuckahoe. Yeah, I've heard of that. So you got to get three-pointer, three-pointer. Two in a row. No, just one here and then one on the other side.

Why is there a cat? On the other side of the court. Look at that cat, KB. Gotcha. Oh. I feel like... Live cat, somewhere? My big issue is going to be the movement between stations. side of the court. Look at that cat. Yeah, I feel like I have cat. My big issue is going to be the movement between stations.

Now you'll be fine. My best advice is don't run in between. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Don't you worry about that. All right. Now you just got to get 10 of these, any category, FP? Caesar. California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas. What? Oh, both of Mexico.

Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi. You got it. You got it. Vital organs. Heart, brain. There you go. Lungs. Skin.

Eight NBA players, WNBA players hit over 103 point shots in one single. No fucking true clue. Three NHL. Members of the Adams family. Start with a vowel. Top gun. Three NHL.

There is a sequel. Three NHL teams start with a vowel. Three NHL teams is. Blackhawks? They, no. Keats or. No. They won a Stanley Cup recently.

The... Avalanche. There you go. Liver, kidneys, stomach. There it is. What happened with that Mexico, Gulf of Mexico? I just was reading too fast. Hey, what happened with that Mexico Gulf of Mexico Hey, what happened? Oh, you're sweating dude. Yeah, what happened with that chaps question the other day? Oh Kansas

No, the the I'll tell you start with new so Bye Brandon watch before you explain it. Watch it before you explain it. Sit down on someone's phone. Watch it before you explain it. There you go Dave. That's not bad. No, it's not bad at all. Dan Soder beat him. Beat AJ. Oh yeah, big boom. The Boom guy. You see his powerbomb? Oh he's good! Yeah. Double

boom? Double boom? Can you find the chaps video from I believe yesterday is name all the states that start with new. Hmm that's a good one. Are we talking about this one? No wait don't say anything yet, okay? Just go to White Sox, Dave This is stupid. It's all the states. This is completely stupid all the states that start with new mm-hmm Okay, so what did he say like Ohio? No? I just started rallying off every fucking state. Oh, I'm like you did New Carolina, New Illinois, New Jersey. That's not a sound. New Carolina, New Illinois, New... New? New York? New Jersey?

New? New York? New Jersey? I just said, I said New Illinois, New Zealand. I was just thinking, I was just rallying shit off. I like New Carolina though. Alright, good job Dave your job Dave no the other He asked the question I obviously thought he said starts with K not ends with K Chaps does that thing where even if you get it wrong he says yeah, he says yeah, so I'd Mike

I know Kansas starts with K. Let's go to Kentucky Man, I realized oh he said ends with Kim like okay Yeah, but you asked him yourself you said ends with K. Oh ends with The one who said yeah, you're changing the video you established that you knew you were supposed to think of one that ends with K Did you say oh ends with K before Kentucky probably? That was like. Yeah. Yeah. You, it's not like. He got you.

I misunderstood him. Gotcha. It's not like, what country is this in? I don't know how to pick out Spain. That's way worse. Is it not Dan? Yeah, I agree. The Spain one was very bad.

Yeah. I agree. That one was really bad. Okay. Alright, right FP you ready? Yeah, let's do it I'm excited for this. I think you're gonna crush. You're gonna sweat your ass out. Yeah, that's what's looking like. Yeah No, these chairs are brutal Brutal. Thank you for that. Yeah. You got this FP. He's smooth. He's smooth. Yeah, I think he's a sneaky athlete. His golf is so, so fun to watch. He was best by far. Oh, by far.

Every shot is like, oh, 150 out? Okay. I'll just put it 10 feet from the pin. That's fun. And he's having fun with it, too. Yeah. I didn't have a care in the world. All right. Ready, TJ? Yes. Yeah, I didn't have a care in the world all right ready TJ All right ready three two one go he's gonna be smooth oh No, oh no did say cornhole would be tough he warned us

What happened with the cornhole were you arguing the cornhole oh it was after 10 throws he's like oh you know you can start from the green line I'm like what the fuck why aren't you not the green line there it is there it is all right this is a good pace of these running with Oh Oh, nice. Yes. And oh. And. Oh. Baseball's harder than it looks. It's got a good time going. Real good time, under a minute.

How's his throwing? Oh. No. You hit the B in body armor when you have your first throw. I told you I'm not a command guy. Okay, speed. Would you rather have good form in a bad row? I'd rather have a rocket arm.

Like you know, you'd rather have a good throw in bad form. Yeah. Oh, no. There. Oh, no. There. Oh, no. Oh, boy. I feel like he had it, and now he's lost it.

This is really hard, because there's not a lot of room for error. You've almost got to just can't nothing but net. Yeah. Oh, no. What was my time? Come on, FP. Or something. Oh, no. Threes, I think. It, no. What was my time? Come on, F.P. or something. Oh, no. I think it was bad.

It wasn't bad. He had it. He's lost it. Oh. There you go. There it is. I have high hopes for the three. I kind of had tight rims on mine when I was shooting. But tight rims. Yeah, they're they haven't changed at all.

Well, no shit, man. I know. Oh, was that a joke? I mean, I had like eight shots that were halfway down and of Remy now. So, yes, that was the joke. I know they weren't actually like that. I got got, I got got. Fuck. It's good, touche.

I had high hopes for this. Oh, smooth. Is golf the coolest thing you can be good at as an adult? As an adult? Oh yeah, because that's like the most acceptable one to play. Yeah, right? Sport? Or anything? Yeah, sport.

Basketball? Loving your neighbor? Yeah, loving thy neighbor. All right, here we go. Treating others as you'd like to be treated. That's what I'm good at. That's the coolest thing ever. Eight states start with the letter N.

Talking to Mike. That's what I'm good. That's the coolest thing ever. Eight states start with letter N. Talk in the mic. He got the mic. Talk in the mic. Hayley Welch. Oh, there you go. Neil Armstrong. Buzz Aldrin.

You can go anywhere here. Six NFL teams start with the letter B. Green, yellow, white. Oh, he's getting it all. Italian, French, Spanish. NFL teams start with B. Or eight states start with the L's bangles there we go Before that's good sparkle right there. It goes real good sparkle. I got held up big time

Yeah, I tickled that thing dude. Yeah, I know With the football you had it and then you didn't I'm fat. Holy shit. No I'm fat. Holy shit. No, no, it's true. No, no, no. Oh man. Brandon. Get that away from me for a second. Brandon, dude, I didn't tell you, but on Sunday, Jerry parked in your spot. Sunday. That's's fine oh yeah I thought you'd be mad no I'm not man Jerry can always park in my spot on Sundays and on Sundays alone Jerry after dark tonight he's hitting 11 straight threes no he's not what he's breaking the NBA record you think he'll do it I don't think that's

that hard what's the NBA record 11 10 that's not that 11 11 or he's got to make 12 gotta make 11 in a row 10s record 10s record I don't think that I don't think I could ever do that he could do it Jerry can shoot he's pretty good he's good yeah Jerry how long do you think that would take you like yeah yeah it wouldn't take that long for me I don't think it would take that long Jerry's a good shooter yeah we learned that with the King Clark it'll either take him like 30 minutes or 30 days I think that's how they almost all are yeah, white boy Rick though white boy Rick. Oh

My white boy Rick. I think that's what's gonna make it hard. I think No Rick's a better. Oh really yeah, Rick's a better shooter than Jerry. Oh, so he's got eight to twelve also I can shoot I Don't know I can't tell this actually With foreplay we got another video we're shooting today after this we're going back to the office Jerry after dark tonight listen Me and white boy Rick were sitting down a couple days ago We're talking about NBA three-pointers the record for most three-pointers in a row is 12 set by Keegan Murray. I told Rick it's impossible.

You can't do it, I can't do it. He's been adamant these last few days that it's going to be no problem. I don't believe it. So we said, fuck it. Team got together, had a meeting. We said we're going drop Jerry after dark tonight It's gonna be setting the record NBA three point pointers in a row, which is 11. We got to get 12 of them Rick is in Jerry after dark today. No question about it. He's in I'm in

We're gonna go for it tonight. It's gonna be tough. I I I Think we're in trouble Hmm. He doesn't think we're trouble. I think we're We're big trouble. We'll see it's gonna be fun. We find tune in Breaking a hundred with for play this video will come out in a couple weeks probably Jerry after dark tonight be there 8 p.m.. Central NBA threes. Yeah, I was gonna ask that ask that too. Are they doing from the NBA line? That's a good question.

What are these lines? College? Those are high school. Those are shorter than college. Those are high school lines. I don't know. Was it now, it used to be 23-9. The NBA 3-point line would be in between the top of the key, would be in between the red and the green

Somewhere there. Oh, wow. Oh fuck. Yeah, those guys are good pretty talented Maybe closer to the green Wow Where's college like red reddish? Yeah, yeah colleges a football. Yeah, right about red NBA they moved it back a little further, so it's probably a little further in red. But. Oh, there we go.

Wow, NBA is out there in the game, dude. Oh, yeah. Like, you can't take a corner. Oh, wait. So four feet. That's crazy. Four feet past that. Yeah.

What do you think is the funnest position in all of professional sports? Oh! Funnest. Funnest. Designated hitter? Mmm. You got a thing coming at you really fast though. Yeah, it's scary.

The funnest. Baseball outfielder, right? Mmm. Just hanging out in the sunshine. Guy in a NASCAR pit crew that slides across the hood of the car Back up quarterback is that fun though? Yeah, I think so because you paid a lot of money to just chill What about like hunter active kicker definitely not you want hunter always pressure punter kickers too much pressure. Yeah definitely not you want to always pressure punter kickers too much pressure yeah punter even what you're doing is not fun no just kicking it but there's

some fun in not doing anything at all kickin is not that fun I feel like defense on soccer because the goalie is the one who really takes the blame you kind of get the hang back you just run around for nothing you don't get the glory our sports is not fun? Sports aren't fun. Sports aren't fun. Long snapper? That's one of those ones. You get to go hit people. You fuck up once.

If you fuck up one time, you're the guy. I mean, that's all you got. You really shouldn't fuck up. I feel like past rushers have a blast. Yeah, like best running back of all time. You get hit though champion Being a champ yeah being a really good fighter Yeah, yeah, but you still gotta get hit being an awesome quarterback would be sick long jump prime Mike Tyson that one yeah Yeah, you think divers have fun no

Like any athletes have fun No, I don't think it's fun. I think to be good. None of them are smiling. What about just like a middle of the pack golfer the golfers pretty golfer. Yeah golfers pretty good. You go to the nicest places at the nicest times. You get treated great. They give you a Lexus every week basically. If you're middle of the pack, you're not you're doing well. You're doing well. If you're keeping your card but without the pressure of like

expectation like when you're going to win that major like you need to without the pressure of, like, expectation, like, when are you going to win that major? Like... You need to be the guy who... Bottom tier sucks, right? Yeah, you need to be the guy who finishes like... Yeah, that's a grind. Tied for 12th at the Masters.

Sure. If you can roll in at, like, 50th every year and you're going to stay there... Yeah, it's a good life. And, like, you could have a good week. If you win, people are, like, shocked. And you can always, like, maybe win one of those... Yeah, like, three wins wins lifetime like John Deere Yeah, no not even the John Deere like one of those early tournaments where not everyone's playing in like this why Sanderson farms perhaps?

What the fuck is that the butter the Butterfield championship in Bermuda like there you go. Yeah, so nonsense off Yeah, that's the answer. That's crazy. Oh Scotty wasn't playing early season tournament in Bermuda Yeah, that sounds sick and somebody carries your bag for you true. So you're just strolling Yeah, it's a good one. Do you know who Ben Coles is I just picked a random golfer Eric Coles or Ben Coles Ben Coles K. Oh H. L. E. S. I don't know if I'm pronouncing it properly respectfully now. He is the 75th ranked golfer in the world like that's the perfect life. I think That's the top 50. What's up? Is that money list? I just Google world world golf rankings like top 50 in the world gets you into the majors

So if you can hang out at 49 where you're getting auto into the majors Yeah, just make a cup make like two out of four cuts in the majors Yeah, he came in second. Let's just buy run Nelson and won a million. Yeah, there's one pocket watcher you five minutes We're getting so what's his earnings? official money For a while for that Brina. That's your thousand dollars Invested correctly, you know? Yeah.

Let your money make money. Sure. You want to do the high noon ad-ree? Spin the wheel. We got quick picks. High noon, it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the High Noon End Zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fan faves, pear and cranberry,

along with black cherry and grapefruit. The High Noon End Zone pack is a fall exclusive, which means it's here for a good time, not a long time. Visit highnoonspirits.com before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Mm. Mm-mm-mm. What's up, Brandon?

Hey, man. How are you? Good, dude. Thank you. I'm good, too. You're due for a beef. Me? Yeah.

Been a while. Here you are. I don't need one. Me? Yeah. Been a while. Yeah, you are. I don't even. Long overdue. I've matured past that. Who was the last big one? You're always beefing online with someone.

And behind closed doors too. I mean college football season I just beef online with people all the time. So every Saturday I'm blocking between 300 and 500 people every Saturday. What was your last coworker beef? I haven't had one in a minute. What is my last one? I don't know.

I think I've had one. I think I treat people well. Probably just Dave from football last year. Yeah, probably the piece of shit board, no? Who should I start a beef with? Spin the wheel of employees. Yeah, but it can't be artificial. You can find something.

Yeah, you could find something. I bet you there's something you could start with anybody. Yeah. Yeah. Harry. Harry. Perfect. Yeah, you could beef with Harry.

You could absolutely beef with Harry. You're afraid to beef with a guy with a cell phone. Yeah. You're afraid to beef with a guy with a cell phone. Yeah. You're afraid to beef with a guy with a cell phone. Yeah. You're afraid to beef with a guy with a cell phone. Yeah. You're can absolutely beef with Harry. You're afraid to beef with a guy with a spider web tattoo, aren't you? Beef with Harry.

That's prison, right? Spider web tattoo? Harry's a Michigan man. I don't know, I don't think Harry went to prison. Yeah, he's a Michigan man, that'd be easy. He drives a moped. With a Viva Last up brand sticker on it Yeah, he goes on cool trips with his friends fucking guy. I'm always like damn. That's cool. He's cruising for it. Okay, all right

I'll start tomorrow. He's good friends with a DJ named Seamus what yeah Like the wrestler not not well the name. Yeah sure mm-hmm Not the profession I'll start. I'll start the fuck Harry tour tomorrow. All right. Here we go. All right, spin the regular wheel. FP, thank you for coming. Yeah, it was nice getting out.

Come, EO. You're welcome to hang out for the rest of the day. You could also watch Jerry after dark. I have nothing going on. Couldn't have less going on. I love that. Oh, we did go off script a little bit. We want this to be a square.

Okay. Yeah. We needed your approval. Spin the square. Yeah. Yeah, in. We thought you'd be really fucking mad at us. No, I'm pumped.

That fucking sounds cool. Look. Look what TJ can do. Relieved. Oh, this is what someone said. Someone was like, get back to the Yak. Look what they're doing. Oh, this is what someone said someone was like get back to the yak look what they're doing Oh rat, and I saw I saw the picture But I couldn't understand what the issue was because I have no issue with the square no

I like to see like the square like oh you're kind of a sick puppy like that. Yeah, that was I didn't know what you you guys wanted me to be mad about the square. No. We just we thought you would you would yeah Oh, why would I be mad about the square? I'd be pissed the fuck. No one's ever done a circle square Can I say something? I don't know if y'all think I'm out of line. I think that's just the wheel behind a square No, that's not really It sounds like it's just the same wheel. That's a square dude. I think if I do want to shake it up I don't want to alienate the audience. I feel like if we go square I think if I do want to shake it up, I don't want to alienate the audience. I feel like if we go square, we could lose like half the audience.

True. Yeah. People will have to, we'll have to focus group test it. Imagine the square fans will get. That's true. Yeah, it's true. A lot of them. Growth potential for sure.

We'll do the, we'll do the, people don't know this about the Yak, but every, every day at 11 we do a focus test group on what we're going to talk about. We've tested out other shapes. Yeah. The fruit, the fruit throwing thing people gonna talk about. We've tested out other shapes. Yeah, the fruit-throwing thing, people were pumped about today. They were right. Yeah, it was good shit. Oh, shit, did you guys discuss the calendar?

We need to actually... Yeah, we'll do it. We need to have it done by Tuesday. Yeah, you know what? I don't like your tone. He did this yesterday. I can't even hear him, but his tone's been shitty. That's the show. We're not doing his tone. Oh.

All right. hearing but his tones been shitty. That's the show we're not doing his tone. See you tomorrow, Square fans. Love you, bye.