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Episode Date: May 22, 2025

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Hello everyone Kyle's pants were real high Kyle, why are you wearing pants so high, bro? Oh no! Boys rocking the air cold. That's a disaster! I thought this was the wall. Oh no, Kyle! That's a disaster! I thought I looked like a hooper.

Why are you fucking wearing your pants that high? Oh, it's the same shape! Oh no, look at those high advanced! Max Prep's scrub of the week. Oh, fuck, Kyle. This is a nightmare. Oh my go- I mean, what are you gonna do?

There's nothing you can do. That little ass torso. What's up, Brandon? How's it going? You missed it. Kyle's wearing the same color pants as his torso. The bottom half of his. It had to be there.

It ain't wavy. It ain't wavy. How are we doing, boys? Doing well. We're, uh, well, you doing well we're uh Say we're well you know we're taping something right now that won't be out for like two or three weeks But it's a full it's a crazy day crazy day at the office crazy day at the office a lot of people bouncing around There's a ton of people here But yeah, I think it will come out really well and awesome for

everyone to watch. It's good. I can vouch. It's good. It's been fun. What signed jersey is that? Is that Kyle's signed singlet? It's a signed singlet. Yes. Why did you leave it? Who signed it? Why'd you give it to me? Or just leave it? You wanted to try it on but it's mine. It's a David Carr signed Iowa State Cyclones singlet. So why'd you leave it on? I got a box of Iowa State Cyclones singlet. So why'd you leave it on my chair? I got a box of Iowa State gear, you know, I claim my allegiance to the Cyclones. Sure, sure. And this dude Wells just gave me the best gift box ever.

Once again I'll ask, why'd you leave it on my chair? Just say thank you, Briff. If you wanted to try, if you wanted to put it on. You want me to put it on? If. You don't want to. David Carr the quarterback David Carr the he's a He's a two-time NCAA champ in wrestling. Hmm, but he's also a quarter. How many champs do they have?

Well, she's like everybody's bring up about a lot of chair. Yeah, one chair. It seems like cheerleading worlds. Oh my god Yeah, 10 a year feels like little very different weight class Everyone can chance a year and champs a year and it's that's not enough only ten There's only yeah, there's only ten. What about team? There's only about the Alameda teams Yeah, there's one that's 11 a year division two team, oh then everyone oh, yeah, I couldn't fill up this thing. Yeah So how many people can say they're a champ in a game? Individuals plus the winning team, the whole winning team. Okay. It's a lot of champs. Not enough. It's not enough champs. Don't you think there should

be one champ? Smallest percentage of athletes. What? Go D one in wrestling. Oh is that true. Like science wise factor. Yeah. I don't know. Yes. No one was sure. Are you sure that's right. I remember seeing a chart. It's either it's it's up there. I feel like there's not that many high school wrestlers more than you'd think because Mississippi doesn't have any, but. That's probably what colors my perception. We don't have it. If all the champs wrestled, the heavyweight would win every single time? Probably maybe some years, a 97 if there's now, they would win every time. Every time?

So that's the champ. But there's been like smaller heavyweights. Take it like a The light heavy light yeah there's some years like we're like a 197 pounder like Kyle Snyder like maybe He could have went up and won what second the heavyweight is it like 197 so it goes 197 to 285 Which is a crazy jump that is a great job So you could be 270 and go against a 197 guy

Or to know guys he would so any fives the limit the high-end limit there might be like there's some guys who are in the low 200s Wrestling against who a guy who's maybe like 280. Oh, I see we're saying 197 is a limit. Yeah Got it. There was just a little sumo wrestler who went viral for beating a much bigger guy a little skinny he wasn't it's an oxymoron he was like he beat a guy much larger and the percentage chance that he would win with this move was like 0.002 percent you think the fans root for the skinny one or they they they prefer the fat ones he's still the underdog I think the fans and prefer the gigantic behemoths because they're funnier to look at. Do sumo guys slim down after they retire like offensive linemen?

I think that's a half question. Do they retire? No, I don't think they can. The upkeep like, they have to be absurd. They have to kill themselves with calories. Have you ever seen an old sumo wrestler? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think, what's an old sumo wrestler?

They die young as fuck. 28? Damn. Do they die young? I've never seen. I would think so. Why? Yokuzuna died young. And all the times I watch watched sumo wrestling they never pay into the crowd to show the legend That's there right?

They never want to like put it put your hands together for yeah, he's back We're side it's sumo wrestling the sport you're most aware of without having ever watched an event of it at all. Yeah TV you ever seen on TV cricket I've seen cricket on describe how you think the scoring and sumo wrestling works works brand I think you get pushed out of the ring That's one that we're playing to what three? That would be too short right no idea. I they're not long. What are the rules of sumo? Are there other ways to score points like in wrestling or no throw them down? I think it's just pushing them out of the ring right that's all I can know what if he falls down

Don't know we're all just asking questions to no one. Yeah, nobody's nobody's gonna be able to step We got it we got to talk real quick about that did did mr. Bing-bong come on mostly sports or no No, he's down bad. Yeah, I was real bad He's down real bad rightfully so he texted in a little bit the the the craziest though is Meek Phil was on the tour de force. Yeah was that table fucked him was that real? I think it was real He just kept breaking it it but he didn't break it But he's kept trying to break the table one the table beat meek Phil it did like the table is soundly Yeah, hold on and then I guess I guess he had a he and Clemmer had a blow up on

on Central feed it to me who's who's on the who's on the board right now Steph Stephanie all right, I'll text you Can you get the clip of meek Phil last night going against the table? He just couldn't He did best the chair when he got beat by the table. He did. Oh, I went just couldn't he did best the chair when he got beat by the table he did oh I went head-to-head with the chair I must have seen him against the chair and he did beat the chair but I think the chair went in injured because that's the seat of the chair came off too loose it

did yeah you're right there wasn't a hundred percent the chair was not at a hundred percent it was forcing itself in there and the table was too much the table was healthy as fuck fresh legs okay this is right after they lost this is the chair the table when they fell through this is the chair and the table Royal Rumble Don't. Don't. Don't. Please. Oh my god. Airball. Airball. One more. Back, please. Back, please. Back, please.

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Throw in the towel. Change your shirt, change your hat. Oh! And then a Tupperware top? Tupperware top got the business. That was the saddest throw. I didn't know he was that big of a Knicks guy. Yeah, he is.

He had some, he had like the old, a lot of the Knicks fans are like, you know, posting their old tweets of like some of the really bad years. And I think he had one that was like Lynx and Galloway has really progressed as a player. Like this is gonna be the guy. But then I guess Clemmer and him had a big blow up today.

Well, cause Clem- he was in Clemmer's face over the Celtics. Correct. I love those two. Those two are so funny together. Let's- let me- let me see that. I haven't watched it. I think- I think we give the floor to Knicks fans. I think we just go around the room and say- We pull up the stat? Say where the Pacers hurt them.

Meek- Meek doesn't wanna- What's going on? What's going on? What the fuck is St on yeah the fucking stata trying to get up no you're not I just staring staring at nothing fuck yourself come on muting you oh no good this is a matter he was just staring at no anyone here Anyone hear us? I don't know. I muted everyone else. I muted you because you were being annoying. I wasn't being annoying. I said you were staring off. Everyone else agreed with me that you were staring off into nothing.

Now you're being too loud. Well then you shouldn't have fucked with the levels then. I know what to tell you. You did it for no reason. We're off to a really good start. We're handling this well. Yeah. Well, once again.

The producer is refusing to put up the stats He's so quick when I know I think he's trying out his fake tweet Oh, yeah, what is that that benefit meek we get up immediately stats that maybe aren't Memorize the internet every night Every night Nate Duncan Nate Duncan is the Twitter why am I in the crosshairs here? We can you make this smaller? Yes, we see clever not me I'd rather see Satan is he not putting clever Wrong you existing is doing something wrong, but you you said this you existing is doing something wrong Yeah, you said already doing something wrong. You said this you existing is doing something wrong Yeah, you said already we everyone heard you you said this season was over them

Okay, you won't see how I feel after I pull up the fucking stat you apparently I can't find what's what start I got the stat Me I didn't ask you a normal human. I don't even want to talk about the show NBA teams were zero and nine hundred Shut up Do the show you guys suck and lost bro, just be be a man and you lost Yes, but I'm doing this and you're like an an asshole about it like that's just what happens it sucks Basking it you guys Making you guys look bad on us. We should have made a bingo bingo sheet of like things we yes Remember remember was that was like the middle square if you like this is crazy oh he's is he walking out walking out he walked

out oh you're back you're back I fucking child who can't fucking hand you know you can't take it if anyone if anyone Honestly he couldn't even handle me he's no longer even handle me. He's, he has to drop the bold Phil Nick. That was game one of a seven game series. Oh my God. It really was game one. I just meek Phil saying couldn't even handle me. We still had a Phil. Yeah. There's a lot of that broken by game one. There's still a lot of ball left. I mean, it was shocking. That was incredible. It was shocking. Yeah. And it's even your Knicks man. He said, there's loss is the worst loss. I wasn't a fan in 95 when Reggie did the eight points in nine seconds, but this is the worst. I mean, there are nine points with 51 seconds after whatever it was crazy

And you could kind of feel it to with Reggie commentating Aaron E Smith couldn't miss hit five threes in the fourth I mean it was terrible, but the Knicks also miss free throws He also did Steven had a terrible take where he he said that you should always foul three with like No Up to up to yeah a cerebral you will let the logic in that and it didn't didn't apply for last night Because there's under 10 seconds left But the logic is you eliminate the chance of losing the game and regulation, but you you introduce overtime You give them overtime is you give them a free tie, right?

You give them a free time necessarily pretty much if you have an 80% free throw shooter online And that's not even taken into account that but then you have to go Make free throws if he misses one potentially so you just want to see free throws Yeah, no, I would like to end the game I mean a lot of times it's a common phrase like whoever has the ball last is gonna win and that's not necessarily true in all instances, but If you're giving up a potential three-pointer like if there were 12 seconds left in the game last night with Aaron Neesmith hitting five

three-pointers in the fourth and Halliburton being very clutch in these playoffs I would have felt better having someone on the line and us having the ball last to win the game. But the team who scores the most points wins a hundred percent of the time and you're giving you're handing them the keys to a tie you're just giving it to them. Yeah are you saying like foul the worst play like do a hackish act like a guy who's a 40% or you're saying them the keys to a tie. You're just giving it to them. Yeah, are you saying like foul the worst play, like do a hack-a-shack, like find a guy who's a 40%? Or you're saying foul, B Smith or anybody. At that point in the game, you figure most people are gonna be like 75% or above.

Yeah, that's crazy. Is that fair? That's crazy. It's just, it's an insane, that's an insane, you don't, You don't hand them the tie. You don't hand them a tie. If that's the case, then there's a 46% chance they don't make both

they're drowning and you're throwing the rope to them and you're saying here get on the boat we're gonna go to overtime together not no no not because you're fouling them almost immediately so you're gonna have the ball ten seconds left I would rather have the wall with my playmate. It's the worst. So you think this is what I was getting cooked on the comments I don't care I. I think this is going we know you don't care like 10 or 15 years Yeah, we know it's a thing. It's like the guy if they had a Shaquille and it was on the Pacers and you foul him and make him go brick two free throws Wait that you just that might be a thing but fouling like a good free throw shooter and crossing your fingers that he means They're gonna have their five You tried to call your shot that in 10 or 15 years

The entire league will come catch up with your brain. Just trying to say he's a head of the curve He's a decade ahead He knows he's wrong now he's trying to be ahead of the head of basketball strategy Do you think like in 2005 when teams were down by 14 and a coach went for two? He's probably ridiculed Right. I know I know I understand how it works works I'm just saying you yourself think you are a decade ahead of basketball a decade at least at least I do not know why this hasn't at least been tried out how often it's been it's been tried out like like Jim Valvano did it back in the 80s with with shitty free throw shooters right

you wouldn't do that you wouldn't foul the good free throw shoot college is different also with the one-in-one etc and I'm talking about the NBA yeah but you you you're just playing scared yeah also that's insane but Nick's made last night a free throw contest and that's what got him beat they fouled up three turned into a free throw contest they missed two out of four free throws coming down they lost you're saying is saying that that is true. And this isn't like a foolproof method that's going to work every time. But at the same time, it didn't work.

You're still team foul if you're up three. Am I wrong? Also, if they hit a shot and there's a second left in the NBA, you just call time out and get the ball, move to half court. You're still in business to get another shot to win it. You still have the ball to win it. If the if we foul, they make two free throws, and then you score with a second left.

Titus, I'm going to need you to close your eyes. I'm saying if you play defense, and oh, fuck, they hit a three on us. They hit a three, they threw up a shot with five seconds. They hit a three to take the lead. Now there's only three seconds left. Just call timeout and get the ball half court. Now you have the ball last, and you get the last shot.

Set a reminder for 2037. Let's look back and laugh at Titus. Dumbass. You're an idiot. And the worst part about this is if any team does it once, Che's going to take a victory left. It'll happen very soon. It's never going to happen.

Why would a team do it? I don't know. This is how Che works. Because Che always wins? Always. He's not getting this one. He's always wins looking looking it up. I To two things surprised me is it or maybe not surprised But it said that free throw shooting it drops five to ten percent in clutch situations in the final seconds of a game a lot

Of pressure that I think that's fair. I'm not even taking that into account for my analysis, but it did show that that into account for my analysis, but it did show that two pointers are hitting at a much lower rate at about 30% and three pointers are hitting just under 20% of the time. Well, all being said, I would still rather have the ball with my best player. So three pointers are shooting under 20%. You just made the point to not do. Absolutely. Where the chances are 50%. All shooting percentages drop in that moment.

Yeah, you made the point to not foul Yeah, three point shooter does that 20% in those? Yeah, that means you shouldn't foul and you also want the ball And you're shooters hands and your shooters percentage are gonna drop to the art The argument for it is is with the way it's being done now. There is a by those metrics in 19% chance of losing the game in regulation. Oh my god. I hate this. According to my calculations. His math is off. We got 12 years to come up with a good one. Let's go with something else. We gotta find something else. He did preface basketball purists will hate this. I love this Pacers team though. They're fun. No defense

till the last two minutes. They're fun. Good strategy. They're fun. They're just better conditioned. It's crazy. I've done this three times. Anytime're just better conditioned. It's crazy on this three times anytime There's some sort of black magic involved. Yeah What they have TJ O'Connor light skin magic Was almost an all-time own with the toe I had the tweet quick queued up toe Reese Halliburton it would have went oh my Reese you still put it out? Put it out. Oh my god. I mean they lost. Yeah I know but put it out now. Let's just see what happens. Just preface like if they would have, preface it. Like I had this in drafts. Banger tweets that never happened. Well guys it's also a long series. Toe Reese Halliburton could come up again. Yeah. You don't know that it won't. Toe Reese Halliburton. Man. Did you think of that on your own? I did. Wow. That's why he's the best. Why he's the best. Hey are we doing a show tomorrow? Do we want to

do a show tomorrow? Do we not want to do a show? I won't be here. I like doing the show. Okay. Same. You can do a show tomorrow. Yeah. You gonna be here? Yes I will be here. Alright we're gonna do a show tomorrow. That'd be crazy if we didn't right here. I like doing the show okay, Sam you do show tomorrow. Yeah Yes, I will be all right. We're gonna. Do I'd be crazy if we didn't right? Yeah, I mean unless But I my kids Holiday Memorial Day we came before found out yesterday. Hey, you're a fool. Kate, you wait. I really wish we didn't tell you, because you would have come in on Monday.

I absolutely would have. Kate, you're the reason we have this day off. Oh my god. I almost forgot to be sad. You did that for holiday very recently. I came in here. I know I did. Whoa, I'm glad somebody said that.

Genuinely, because it's been cold. It's not giving me Memorial Day weekend vibes. I thought it was like May 31st always. So did I. Whoa, well. It's an early as hell one. I don't like it. But we wouldn't have Friday off normally anyways.

I think it's like a half day. Wait, so we have Monday off? Yeah. All right, so we'll do a show tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, I was like, I'm going to sit at home. Otherwise, my kids are at school. So there's mean, I was like, I'm going to sit at home. Otherwise, my kids are at school. So there's not a there's not a mostly sports tomorrow because we originally thought yeah, we made some plans around some things. But whatever, we'll get we'll get a full Titus.

We'll get all your takes. Yeah. Wow. I'm ready. Yeah. That's great. We get turbo. Yeah You're gonna be filled to the brim Yeah, oh my god, I guess we haven't tick with take oh my god, he's gonna unload and another thing Which leads me to my next point Have an ass. Turbo Titus. Oh my God. He's gonna furthermore the shit out of us. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Yeah, I'm not coming in either. Oh, okay. I'm just kidding. Turbo Titus. You're gonna Turbo Titus. Oh, let's do a really good show tomorrow. Yeah, sleep in a little bit.

That's maybe get Zod drunk. Might as well. Let's go crazy. Should we get Z so drunk tomorrow if you want to shake his head no how much I got a flight at you to Canada on Saturday morning oh I can risk it's a little drunk yeah for how much you love Titus when you're drunk yeah no I don't know about that. Turbocytosis can go crazy. What's wrong, Brandon? I gotta go call my, I gotta be a parent for a second.

Hold on. Oh boy. They're at lunch and the kid won't listen to the mom and I gotta tell you, hey, you better listen to your mama. That's all I gotta go do. That's how you're gonna do it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

See you, man. All right, I get it, yeah. RIP, Jim Mercy see you man. All right. I get it. Yeah RIP Jim mercer, I know do we is it fair to ask how I don't know He oh, oh, I think you're mercy is is top of the level Like dude that he I would do exactly what he did if I were a billionaire All the team yeah Party hard party hard buy a shitload of cool guitars Give money away. Just randomly yeah, like there's so many stories people in like yeah, I saw Jim mercer on the street

He handed me two thousand dollars. I he was teetering John McAfee. Yeah, yeah, but he stayed yeah ever Should we be here that poor boy? Well, I was wondering like who would be He intentionally let the door cry yeah Like what owner would you say you would who did it better the only one I come up with is Jerry bus Lakers owner Stan Kahnke Mary are you are we measuring it on the success of the franchise obviously not no no It's like cool right, but it's just like it's like coolness and like yeah this doing rich correctly right Where it's like I'm a rich guy, and I'm still gonna have pictures of me

Yeah, I'll be drunk with like stains on my shirt You know what I mean like when these billionaires get to be billionaires They you never see him outside of a suit or they're wearing Like tailored clothes, and they're just not how did he get his billions his dad Yeah his dad bought the Baltimore Colts, I believe maybe we could fact-check this and then he obviously inherited the team, okay Yeah, that's L became a billion Okay, yeah, that's L became a billion Cadrillion if you're inheriting billion inheriting billions, you can't act like it like you deserve it, right? Just having fun That's when you this fucking yeah, that's when you got to give it away and he was like super

Son of a businessman Robert or say who acquired the Baltimore franchise in 1972 for 12 million dollars Wow 12 million dollars That's crazy. Did Indiana like love him? Was that it was her say was a pretty popular guy. I mean he was like a rat. The behavior was erratic and I think most people, but that makes him interesting. But it wasn't like he's not a criminal. He got pulled over and he had like a suitcase full of pills. Yeah. That's not a legal. Is that illegal? The pussy tweet. A little bit of Rob pussy tweet oh yeah some great some pussy pussy tweet did he love pussy he had a pussy big pussy guy I knew that was he

married talked about that growing up leave he was married he had the tweet here I found one last night that he had to talk that in Indiana growing up this was clearly supposed to be a text message he tweeted in 2011 hey what's a matter man we're gonna come around at 12 with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dying to meet you. Yeah. Treated that awesome. That rock. Yeah, that rules. Yeah. He gave us the banner personally gifted us a banner that's in our office. Oh, that's from him. Yeah, he wrote us a letter. Yeah, I guess I

always heard that name but didn't know anything about him. Yeah, I think you just read He owns like though. He has like the greatest guitar collection of all time. He has a Jerry Garcia guitar I think he's an Eric Clapton guitar. Was he bad for the team? That's what I can't figure out. Did he luck into Peyton Manning? Oh, yeah Yeah, right, but that's locked into luck Colts feel like a mess a little bit. Yeah of an organization Yeah But at the same time I feel like he was a good owner And I think it's just cuz he seemed fun he partied it's party. He was likable in parts. Yeah

Also, if you win it if you went to Super Bowl you get as an owner I think you get like 20 25 years of grace especially at a small right he was in the movie He was in the show American Primeval He just popped up in the middle of that really yeah, just in a western town. What show is that? It's like a Western brutal I'm into that also. There's he was a powerlifter Jim ursa yeah when he was younger Yeah, well, I saw his clips of him like squatting like 800 Yeah, I didn't either Yeah, hey, he had full head of black hair. Yeah, he had a way. Yeah, I didn't either. He had full head of black hair?

Yeah. He had a, he had like a guitar room? Yeah, he had a guitar room. I don't know if you can look up what was in his guitar room, but it was like legendary. I saw, there was like a clip of him doing like karaoke and everyone else is playing his expensive guitars around. Yeah, he had like a band, yeah.

Did he have a laser tag wing? I don't know. Oh. Is that, oh that was- That's Dave's one was Dave's one one pick in anything you can have in your Oh my God. A whole wing for laser tag sucks. It's not fun anymore. It sucks.

It's never been fun. This is his number one draft pick in anything you can have in your dream home. Dream home. I had this one, I missed this one. Wait, wait. Show, show the graphic. He, it was his one, one pick. Well, he wasn't first overall pick. His first round pick laser tag wing over a

pool or any kind of pool over a water park. Yeah. Above ground pool. I don't know. I take it above ground pool. I wouldn't even take it if I was nine years old. If I went over to your house, big cat and you were like, I have a laser tag wing. I'll be like, I'm good. Yeah, no, I don't want to play alright, so so infinity pool went one indoor basketball court good pitch a laser tape wing Like a full arena for like the coolest laser It all builds up to he goes hidden room hidden room, portilloes, gigantic greenhouse, and weapon room.

But hidden room means nothing. Weapon room. Look at his, his picks are awesome. Hidden room is second. What the fuck? Hidden room. We're the most stressful stress ever. Everything that was picked after laser tag,

I would rather have including hidden room. But like, hidden room means nothing. Like drive-through car wash. Yeah, how is a hidden room different than a bookcase door? Yeah. I will say, it's like the hidden room is, yeah, you pull a book out and then it opens to a new room where it's like secret from the rest of the house. But it could be a boring room.

The laser tag wing was his third pick overall for his first pick and nobody else had it on their board. I like your pick, Jay there jacuzzi with TV. Yep Okay, sick out combo deal one sellers cool. I mean, I think I don't number one Eddie Eddie's gotta win this Three-hole Theater part three hole he kind of lose because like I think but it's Eddie Well, let's vote Eddie. Yeah. Okay. Oh man. His dream home is for white. I saved four replies. Oh man. Let's

see. A laser tag. What did he say? I'm surprised bowling alley wasn't in the first in the first round. That's now he's good. Yeah, lazy rivers good choice Oh, yeah Par three hole might be the best thing on there. I never saw it take infinity pool and indoor basketball court over it But par three hole is sick What about go-kart track? Okay, that's how does that not get also he took armory and not shooting range You're just have the guns. Yeah, that's another That's just you don't do anything make any room a weapon room. You don't do anything Oh here, so I want to one day have a house where I have wings in my house

like oh, I'm gonna go to that wing for you know, and I just think it's like a really rich way to Talk about your home So on that note, I'm gonna have a laser tag wing. Just a wing that's just an awesome laser tag course. And it's not gonna have those rules that they make you recite, I don't know if that's the one that we have. Why not paintball? Is he like Richie Rich?

A paintball course would be so much better. I would rather have a room that was built for like tag than laser tag. Yeah. I would rather have a room that was built for like tag. Yeah, and laser tag But like laser tag, that's what I want a Trampoline a trampoline. Yeah, we put a trampoline in the middle of one trampoline a room That's just an in the entire room is just a couch. Yeah, I would take that over a laser Yeah, you live in a house with laser tag if nobody if people aren't constantly coming over who you

playing with I would never play ever the best part of Dave is like I know him pretty well you would think that at least maybe once or twice over the past seven years he would have mentioned his love for laser tag first time I've ever what was the last time he's played laser tag who knows it's accessible to us now I think the argument for paintball was like I'd like to do something right now. I think the argument for paintball was like you'd have to clean it up after. So this is like house.

It's outside. That's all, that's all. Yeah, if you have wings, you can have a maid. I wanna tell, I don't think he would ever play. No. Let's give him a laser tag. Laser tag is the word, it's always broken. You shoot someone and they're like I got you

No, I didn't like you run around in the dark and you need how many they can see your come If I get a shit ton of people yeah, if I can all play laser tag every day for free I would play probably Once a one what I'd play one time how long until it got boring. I wouldn't do a full game Out after I would read I would be scrolling tick-tock Yeah, Mike I went to kids. Yeah. No, I was a party a couple months ago My son was like I want to play laser tag and I was like, okay, but it sucks And I was like was it funny? He's like not really If you don't know what it is as a kid and you see like the signs for it and the name laser tag all of that

like picture entry Everybody disappears into a dark room. Yeah, what the fuck are they doing? It was also it was it was one of those things that was built on like being so futuristic Yeah, and it's not just not it's just not the pack. I have a nerf guns Yeah, PR nerf gun is very good. I think nerf guns have taken over laser tag Yeah, but they always have been laser tags probably the fifth when it comes to sixth when it comes to gun games Yeah, you got Russian roulette. Yes, right eight ball airsoft airsoft gun work on earth Absolutely, yeah nerf Dave's gonna be hosting seven-year-old birthday parties, but they're gonna be like can we leave?

Your house, please Okay, he's gonna be like can we leave your house, please? Okay, he's gonna your wing five bad pick Do you guys Infinity pools yeah, do they have an appeal greater than regular pools? Yeah, it has a You can flex with it. I think it's also just like cool to look out on it's a good Visual it's just how would they work in suburban Chicago? Don't they have to be built into a hill and a...

Lake Michigan? Yeah. I guess, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That works. Yeah, water slide. Did no one pick a water slide? There was somebody had slides.

The biggest mistake undrafted is wave pool. If I had a wave pool in my backyard, I would just let it... That might be the laser tag of pools. Fuck you to death. I just... You see a wave pool, you get in a wave pool in my backyard. That might be the laser tag of pools. Fuck you to death. I just, you see a wave pool, you get in a wave pool once, I think it's just the experience isn't what you want it to be. I think wave pools

should be more popular than regular pools. I think the word pool should be towards wave, they should be more popular where you say pool it means wave pool. And then you should call them flat pool people everywhere crowds are the only downside personal wave it Day of owning away what the fuck does a pool do you're just doing what you can outside off, but wet You know if you turn off you have a pool well you have yes You can if you want if you want just a regular pool. I know what what do you do third day of every way pull?

You're gonna. I'm gonna get away. I pool? I would never get tired of a wave pool. Boogie boarding. Boogie boarding. Going underneath the waves. Boogie boarding's amazing. Surfing. Boogie boarding is amazing. I would imagine like no safety, you could crank that bitch up. I still don't understand how go-kart track isn't on there.

Having like a go-kart track where like they go like 60 miles an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Your backyard would be so sick. Yeah. That I would use every day. That's better than laser tag. I feel like man cave there is kind of a cop-out answer what about these are kind of yeah that's also like you you can have one yeah what about those guys that build like their own many roller coasters around there yeah

those are never as fun though right yeah I don't know I don't know how I would feel about one of those passion project it's more about the process of all right yeah completely undrafted wave pool go go kart track Dude, I would love a big aquarium room. You know I would love to I would love I would love a fucking anyone sick a sick fully customized with a ball field okay, yeah, that's Yeah, right like dugouts and everything yeah, that would be awesome or just a baseball field Like they just hit dingers batting cages. I've said it before that like roller rink Yeah, I would love to just like if I became a billionaire

I would hire Krabus tomorrow for a million bucks a year and I'd be like your only job is to pitch me meatballs But you have to pretend you're trying as hard as you can awesome. Just hit dinger wake up and hit 20 dingers off Krabis Alright, see you tomorrow buddy. Yeah. Oh, 10 dingers off Carrabbas before noon. Oh man, I probably stopped drinking coffee. 10 dingers before noon. Waking up, 10 dingers. And I need him to like, he needs to like throw his glove after the fifth dinger He's got a part into a better than this babe. Not before my fifth thing Your mouth I haven't even on my calendar Yeah prescription rolling into work cranky cuz you didn't get your 10 years someone shows up to my house We got a meeting with big cat. He's out back. He's hitting his dingers Crab is shackled to a radiator. Bring them out every time.

I got another thing that wouldn't fit in this draft, but I wonder if you guys would like it in your house. If somebody came to your house into your basement and they built an incredible, I'm not saying you built it or collected it, it takes all the years of effort. Somebody built an incredible model train set. Would you like to go down and use it? Yes. I like the appearance.

I like to look at it. But I wouldn't like the art of collecting it or building it. I would like to plan out my city. If somebody could build me one, I would like to take over a fully formed city. Miniature city, miniature basement city. That'd be awesome. All right.

The more elaborate, the better. I wouldn't mind becoming an old train guy. Yeah, I think I'm adjacent to it. Like I'm circling it a little bit. Birdwatching's a great way of it. You have a great basement for it. If you got rid of your pool table. Yeah, and my pool table is where I also like in this draft Could you pick like I would like in my dream house a? massive antique car garage You get the cars too

Pretty dicey once we derafted a Dave and Buster with like a full staff it kind of Pretty dicey once we derafted a Dave and Buster with like a full staff it kind of Yeah, massive library is an interesting choice who got that chaps yeah, okay? Don't book talks. Yeah, he's an avid reader lazy river is a great pick Yeah, that is a pool it really I think as an adult you just one of Chill that implies property to acts That does if it's winding through some cool like a shrubbery that looks like a giraffe some woods. What about a zoo? Somebody else heard on you you die they all get shot. Yeah, that's Well, I mean that's what happens guest house seems like a

That's I would kill the well. I mean that's what happens guest house seems like a All just very that check minor realistic minor stuff like you could but you got a man cave right now. Yeah, uh Not like I want like it would be a The the guidelines for this was like you should be able to get it on zilla You have a bear mansion soup it up a. A bare mansion. What about a dentist office, Jay, with a full-time dentist? Yeah, a vaccine station. Yeah, a vaccine. Yeah, also good.

Yeah, I like all my picks. I think mine would be the most realistic, great house. Also, I was in an infinity pool somewhat recently, and I went out on the edge, you know how you take pictures there a lot? So I put my fingers on it. A lot of really gross grease. Gross grease. So I'm out on the edge, you know how like you take pictures there a lot? So I put my fingers on it. A lot of really gross grease. Gross grease. So I'm out on it.

The grease. That's just condensation. That or sunscreen. No, it was like you took it off. It was, it was clear it had been there for a bit. These things probably have to get maintenance a lot. Old grease. Grease, define grease.

What? Old grease. It was in Scottsdale. Oh yeah, that'll get greasy. What? Just kind of... Yeah, it was grease. That area, yeah. It was in? Scottsdale oh, yeah What greasy ledge what's your old greasy ledge? Oh, yeah, nothing work? Yeah, what do you think? Why do you use the word grease? I bet you it's grease from what yeah sunscreen fries? But it wasn't under the water because the infinity pool has like a thin layer of water on the ledge yeah or is it fair yeah it's the obviously the water it's

the bar and the water is slowly overflowing so the grease was under water the grease was on that metal it was submerged grease when you take your hands off you have grease on your correct oh good what that easy to get off water soluble. I don't know.

But this being the maybe first or second infinity pool I've been in, and definitely the most recent one I can recall, I think I might be out on one. It's one of those things where the name is way cooler than what it is. I mean, what it is is cool. It looks cool as fuck.

Yeah, but there's really few differences. You know what I like? A hot tub that waterfalls into the pool so you can sit in the cold pool under the hot water I want a grotto more than anything a grotto would be amazing nice grotto grotto Yeah, I agree like a mark doesn't know a water walkway to a walkway to like a grotto. I want a grotto Okay Waterfall that goes into a cave, but you can go behind the waterfall and there's a little cave. That's a grotto I want a grotto okay waterfall that goes into a cave but you can go behind the waterfall there's a little cave that's a grotto yeah there's some

water going through the cave playboy had a playboy mansion has a grotto yeah yeah this is gross David yeah go that way I know I was gonna try. I know. Sit down buddy. Who wants to start this? Nick can. We as the Yak have a gift for you. Okay. Anytime you want to play laser tag, we will pay.

Oh, okay. Great. You want to go today? Um, I don't think we can today, but probably tomorrow. I'll go. Yeah, you'll go? Yeah. All right.

We'll pay. Yeah. Okay. There's one out in Lombard, I believe. All right. You gonna. Go tomorrow. Yeah, okay. I mean I'm sorry to with these guys No, oh That's different you could just join it on a birthday party. That's probably be like a dream day You can bring anybody that you live with unlimited all day anyone from your house You can go play laser tag with

Alright, you're in? Probably, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Sounds like you're not gonna go play. What would be better than that? I gotta. There would be nothing better. I don't even know if there's laser tag out there.

We're making a dream come true. No, I know. Anytime you wanna play laser tag on us. Okay. So, tomorrow. So you'll play a lot. You don't like my pick of the laser tag? How's that your number one pick?

How's that your number one pick? That shit sucks. Dude, laser tag is the worst. When was the last time you played laser tag? When I was like 12. Okay, exactly. It sucks. You're an adult man. You could go and play any time you want. Why haven't you? Why are you doing that to me? You didn't have fun when you played laser tag? No. Dave, you have the option. You could go whenever you want. Why haven't you?

It's fun at 12? Yeah, I know okay You haven't played. I don't appreciate that laser tag slander 20 day slander than laser tag slander You haven't played laser tag. You know you like it's in you and that was your first pick Yeah, cuz I I want a laser tag wing in my house Yeah, it's more to say I have it than to actually use it like anything else I get golden and what am that guy must be? Yeah, he has a black light. Oh Say you have it what in that fantasy? What does that look like where where are you saying you have it that I all the sudden? I imagine I respect you now like a a giant

Victorian house like the columns in the front and everything and one of the wings is just my where are you saying? Where are you saying this to where everyone's gonna be floored? Yeah. What scenario? What you say that to someone? No one's gonna be like, oh, that's awesome, dude. Let's stop hanging out on the cow peak interest. Yeah. Why would you get laser tag sucks? Why would you it? I think they're like dude You don't have oh, how do you know it doesn't suck you haven't played in forever? He's got I already when I was young for the laser tag wing So why don't you Mary go around would that have been a good pick? I didn't enjoy those those are stupid

You're going in circles this you're actually what about a baseball field a wiffle ball field. That's the one I I should have had as a wiffle ball field what about yeah for sure you picked laser Did you were you worried that someone else was gonna take laser tag? That's why you took it first. No. I I just wanted it first It's crazy pull the graphic up Yeah throw other people under the bus here, here's my thing about this draft Okay like of course Indoor basketball court is an easy answer. That's boring to me to draft though.

You know what I mean? But that's the draft. Come on. I mean, Wim Binyam most probably- Think outside the box a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit, Brandon. That's what rounds two through five are for, right?

All right, if I'm thinking outside the box, I'm still not going to laser tag. When's the last time you had enough people at your place to be like? This would be a great laser tag group if only I had a lot I don't know if I've ever really had anybody at my please like having people over no So why get a laser tag room if you're not gonna bring anybody over I said CPUs bots around I just shoot like you would be at home by yourself if I saw white sauce game goes off and you're like If I so choose like part of this draft, I'm gonna play with my butts you see it. Okay, you see I got a weapons room

I don't appreciate them putting room. I said weapons arsenal That's I have I can go anywhere. I would take shooting range Why wouldn't you take a paintball you guys aren't listening to me? I will have There Take a people you guys aren't listening to me. I will have On there Do you have an interest in poor life those Gigantic yeah, I have a garden. I have a garden. You have a garden. Yeah, okay at your house. Yes, you have a garden Yes, what do you made us? What do you mean? He does tomatoes. I respect that squash. Yes, I take herbs

All sorts of hidden. Hail showers a bookcase. Yeah, you drafted a door squash yes, I take herbs back all sorts. What about hidden? Hell showers a bookcase. Yeah, you drafted a door. No I didn't I drafted the secret door with the with the pull down Are you happy that that is something? I have are you that whimsical? Yeah, I don't think you're that whimsical. It's not near. It's not you. Yeah, I'm sorry then Well Dave say you had a laser tag wing right now under these circumstances at your home What days would you play it was you played in the morning like how often would you really play it? When that's the point I can play it whenever I want But like I don't know you have a year with a laser tag arena

How often I don't know once a week like we play video games all right? I don't know so that's what we're gonna do yeah, we will pay for you to play laser tag once Okay, you have to sign off on the year though What do you mean sound you have to commit to a full year of it? Yeah, so 50? What is that 55? No or whatever? What's that how many 52 minus holiday 50 50 weeks 50 weeks okay 50 games of laser tag by the end of the year, okay? Yeah, I think we I think we do what what game will it stop beef being fun um It's to see that's the thing the commute out there is when it will stop you so it's the distance right? Yeah, if I had it right in my own house in my own wing. I would do it every single day

No, you would I get I could if I Wanted to get shots up every single day, I could. Don't say that. The commute out to Lombard. Hey, Danny actually looked that up if it's still out there. The commute out there would be absolutely fucking miserable. There's laser tag in the city. Is there?

Yes. There's one by, like, where we're at. You should be jumping for joy. I think Whirly Ball has one. I know the Prime Zone has one. How close are you to Whirly Ball? It's about, like, close. 2 and 1 half miles from here. Yeah, it's not too far. I know where the Whirly ball? It's about like close two and a half miles Yeah, it's not too far. I know where the congratulations buck. Oh, okay. See you there. No

None of us want we're not into that we'll meet you there all right there Sounds good Laser tech you got I can't believe the if you have the draft to do over again was still be your number one pick Yeah, after this conversation absolutely absolutely. Just out of spite. Who are you spiting? You mostly. I don't appreciate it. Right. I don't appreciate the time. I've been the least on your ass in this entire.

I don't think you says it's you say it's up. Why do people fucking do this challenge to a late tag match? Why do people fucking do this? Why am I actually? He's it's always. Thank you, KB. I almost stepped in it's always He always has a little comment

Glad and he does he wants he wants to slide to get a working We're like oh, I didn't do anything he does the whole act Speak your piece Nick was the boss of this whole thing. Brutal. Nobody actually thinks... Or, like, if you say laser tag sucks, that's fucking crazy. You enjoyed playing laser tag. You too, over there.

No, not really. No, not really. You didn't have fun as a kid. I think as a kid I had whimsy of it and I over-romanticized it, but every time I played I was like, this isn't as good as I thought. Did you follow the rules though? If you don't follow the rules, then it's fun. And I over romanticized it, but every time I played I was like, this isn't as good as this. I've never, all right, here's a good example. Did you follow the rules though? If you don't follow the rules, then it's fun.

It's like Lord of the Flies. It's like Trench Warfare. So you get a champ role. Like, paintball, I played paintball. Why not paintball? I, like, when I think about it, it's like, oh, I'd like to play paintball again. I've never in my life been like, I can't wait for the next time I'm playing League of War.

Yeah, why not paintball? Everything you're saying would apply to paintball. Like a sick paintball course in your backyard? Okay, we could, the laser tag could be workshopped at, and once someone- What part of the laser tag? Laser and tag? Replace them.

Both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did want to amend my pick to make like a, I don't know if this means anything to anybody here, to make a real life Verdansk with paintballs. I don't think anybody knows what that would be. I know what it is. That would be a great pick.

So later on in the draft, I did say that. I did say that. That would be a great, that pick would have been like, that's sick. I also, and I did say this too, I just like using the word wing. I think wing makes you sound rich. Like I have this wing that wing so I wanted a laser tag anything wing Yeah, it could be yeah, but I went with laser tag. I do I What are what are it's a blowjob wing? Yeah, baseball Hall of Fame. That's that's all wings That's the one rule of Dave's house

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He's saying if you don't have the chaperone there, then you can cover up your sensors and go with the game. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. No, I believe, because Eddie and I have talked about this, the one that I grew up going to, you had to recite 10 rules that you will not break. No running, no jumping, no crouching. You have to walk through these little hallways and basically just aim and point and shoot.

It's boring. If you go in there and you're fucking ducking and covering and shit, it's fucking so fun. But I'll once again point out the logic that's been pointed out already. If you love it so much and you're like fucking ducking and covering and shit It's fucking so fun, but I once again point out the logic that's been pointed out already if you love it So much you haven't played it in 24 years. He's busy I could play it if I had it like readily accessible right in my wing Yeah, I could do anything, but I wanted laser tag that you travel to go to like a bar No, I could do anything, but I wanted laser tag that you travel to go to like a bar No, I don't

Not with if it's not within ten minutes Streams just out of reach all right now. I I kind of believe that you would love laser tag What's wrong if you could jump and crouch? Yeah, so long as you don't have to read the rules so as long as you don't have the graphic Did you dirty I should be a rule-less thing. Yes. Fucking red-eyed. I would have taken a step back, ran him with a pound still.

You're going to be with the bots, you and the bots, and you're going to be breaking all the rules with the bots. Sure. Yeah. I mean, the rules are that you're not allowed to run or jump. Oh, you're going to run. You're going to run. You're running and you're sprinting and you're taking it serious for a play paintballs

What you're saying paintball laser tag so to your guys? To your guys point it should have been laser tag Probably wait, but you mean No, it should have been paintball, but laser tag the slander is just like crazy is there an adult laser tag community I don't know that there is no question Booth can you do like a modern laser? Google how close we are right now to a laser tag place. It's two miles. There's definitely no treated it like it's adult everything but not laser tag because everyone gives their

There a subreddit for laser tag danger that would Yeah laser tag we're surrounded all over the place. You can't go anywhere without playing with right in the middle of a yeah This is like we're laser tag Dave basically has been ready to go into these places um the one laser x laser tag is the one I probably grew up going to probably What I'm saying like I'm barred this is something'm saying, like, if this is something that's, where that map is.

If this is something you love so much. Or Activate Games, one of those two. All right. I found a thread, it asked, is there any laser tag place more geared towards adults? And the top comment is, yeah, it's called Paintball. Actually, on a serious note, I do want to, so we did a haunted house last year, I think Danny was there, and in the summertime they doubled down as a paintball course.

They said, let us know we can have a whole office out. They made the Newtown map up in Northwestern for paintball. That would be fucking incredible. Are you lying right now? No. Don't fuck with him like this. That would be incredible. that'd be incredible fucking fuck. I'm not fucking with you day I think he's fucking I think yeah here. We go He's been hanging out with Brandon too much. That's yeah rubbing off on me

Anymore laser take no I feel like Che might agree with you if he I bet About laser tag no oh no you lost I hated that during the draft and yeah, sorry about Brandon Yeah, yeah, that was why was always yeah, yeah, all right. Oh, he's got places to be leave See you Dave Why do guests always do that? It's something about you know was I was participating right like something about how much Nick and Kyle and you yeah But it's something about you. Why okay? You'll notice like we'll have a guest on the show and they immediately somehow sense it. Yeah, they were they're like I can attack this guy a favor of everybody but I wasn't aggressive no no at all every time

I think you're like your aura is aggressive, and I also think you're sandwiched between some aggression Yeah, you and you were talking more than anybody you were you were leading the charge sure was yeah But it was really you you said some fucked up shit. Yeah, you crossed time. I'm in weird I don't like the pile on men. That's chime ins Yeah, not about how much you say is about what you say. I'm tired of the fuckers around here. I Don't think Dave likes you at all. No. He doesn't yeah, that's fine Yeah, but an effect you know but Whatever it's like the the che thing just don't don't guess

Excuse me they do the che thing che will che will listen to five of us talk to Che and then Che will get mad at me and yell at me. Oh yeah yeah yeah. I mean I feel like we've gotten past it but I also yelled at a bunch of people when you weren't here. He yelled at Kate. He yelled at me. Yeah he was mad at Kate. Anyone could get it then. I forgot you yelled at Kate. I like that. Did you ever apologize? Kate? Did you ever apologize? Me? Apologize to him? Oh, round two? Uh oh. Fuck them.

I didn't even, when I did that I wasn't even yelling at Kate. I think I was yelling at most of you guys. I don't even remember. You said her name. Look what you made me do, spaghetti. Oh yeah, you guys made dicks about that one. Agreed. We were, we were promoing it.

Yeah, I do feel bad. Turned out great. Did turn out great, but yeah, we were dicks. Kate, I do feel bad turned out great did turn out great. Yeah, we were dicks Kate I was round two of come ah So we had to pre-record it this week, and it was so it was a little a different vibe I have to be topical it was tough to be yeah, you could have tried to predict it sucked But next week will be better. Okay next week will be better Be totally fine. All right. I was the come after show

Okay, most of sports. Good, damn good. I had Mark Blutman in. Nice. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura were here this morning because they had an event last night and they were recording their podcast and I jumped on their podcast for like 20 minutes at the end. I think Tom and I

broke a trade. I'm going to trade Mincy for Bert for a week and then that way Tom and I can it a trade. I'm gonna trade Mincy for Burt for a week and then that way Tom and I can just commiserate together. Wow, that's nice. Because we realized we're the same person. That's a good trade. Yeah, it was a great realization.

He's gonna make Mincy take his shirt off. Yeah. Did you see who they had with them? We were- Just like lingering. Yes, yeah. We were done with mostly, we're sitting there eating. Like an angel in the doorway.

This guy appears in the door, looks at our studio and says, wow, I like your studio. And he's like, okay, cool man, thanks, we appreciate it. And maybe a little more small talk, he leaves. And it's just Sewage Joe from Parks and Rec. Kirk Fox. Kirk Fox. Hey, who are you? Let me see his...

From Jury Duty. I've seen him. From Jury Duty, yeah. And he came back, we ended up talking to him, but he was just here with Tom Segura. Wait, let me see a picture of him. The guy from Parks and Rec is in our door talking about our studio. Oh!

Yeah, that guy, the one that. Shit, I saw him, he was just, yeah. Yeah, he's just here. He's just here. He walked up to me, I was changing, and he walked up to me, he was like, this is it, huh? I'm like, what? And he's like, this.

And walked away. Yeah. Magical. It sure is to a joke. Is it Rush Hour? I thought, when I saw Jury Duty, I was like what he's like this walked away. Yeah Magical sure is Sue a joke rush hour. I thought when I saw jury duty I was like is he like he's still around to be on that ah I said they were leaving in an hour, so they might have left. He was in rush hour I'd love Che to talk to him. I actually did talk to him. I didn't know he was in rush hour What are the impression for him I? Don't remember him in rush hour, but I'm sure he was in some probably a small

part he's he is he's so sure was just standing there talking to yeah all denim all dead right denim jacket denim jeans I think a shirt underneath this is all it does he just goes around place to place between fucking supermodels is that what he said that what he does yeah yeah I was talking about jury dude and I was like are they doing another one he goes. I think so Are you not involved? He's like I'm not involved in anything man cool. I was like that's cool And he's like I just played tennis and fuck supermodels Yeah, yeah, and I was like

Why didn't I think yeah, I don't like tennis yeah, yeah Yeah, I did think he was too recognizable to be in Jury Duty. Yeah, same. Because there was like the Kirk Fox show, wasn't there? And he hosted one of those talk shows, like after the series, the Kirk Fox show. See, I don't remember the Kirk Fox show.

I don't remember him in the Patriot either. Oh, he does have a tennis show. Waiting. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I remember him in that. What was he in that What was he in that he was in that? Look at this Actor too, but but I don't think he was oh good what a Conan actor one of Conan's guys guys in the sketch. Yeah He was in rush hour the TV show. Ah that makes sense. Oh

That makes sense So who wasn't forgetting Sarah Marshall? I don't remember She was see the penis Was he Jason? Oh, you know who he was he worked Jason Siegel. He's like let's go brother wrap it up I got almond. Oh, he was recording the the music. Yeah. Yeah, that's right sounds like you know exactly Yeah, you really knew Danny that was impressive you memorize did his job anytime. I hear all men brothers I think of him saying I got all men brothers tickets tonight wrap it up Shout-out see we show yeah, so he's just he's just hanging around

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who also looks like Oldie. Yeah. I've seen him. Just walked by in front of Oldie. Yeah, we had a couple Oldies. I bet most crew guys look like Oldie. Agreed. Yeah.

Yeah. Is Oldie giving a tour? I think so it's already given a tour I think so he also when he comes here he has so many outfits outfits and he brings a ton of Tim Horton's for everybody a lot of Canadian foods he brings all the Canadian flavor potato chips Canadian food Hawaiian pizza he's given a full tour like it's his place what What is it called all dressed up? I don't know they invented Hawaiian pizza carton the garbage bag Canadian chips or the wait all dress invented Hawaiian pizza all dress every flavor into a chip

I think every flavor you put heard about them as like being the best chips there are they're wonderful Are those the Zaps voodoo? how did I not know they invited Hawaiian pizza? Did they yeah, yeah, Canada did Hawaiian. I guess it makes sense. It's Canadian bacon right? Holy fucking shit is yeah What's a more controversial food than Hawaiian pizza? um First thing I can't amize a ketchup on a hot dog for Chicago Conch all our babies apparently Contra the 21. Y'all are babies about that.

Dude, guacamole apparently. Guacamole, yeah. I like pineapple on a pizza. I don't really like the ham. It's gotta really, really, really be cooked. Like I like actually like a barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple. I've never tried it. I think it's really nice.

Yeah, when you get like the floppy ham. Slides off when you bite it. I think standard pizza ingredients like pepperoni and sausage are so good. I've just never progressed to other ingredients. I'm 90% sure I'm allergic to pineapple. My tongue itches so bad every time I'm near it. Jesus, you're a pussy. Fuck. Oh my God.

But I like it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Watch me say it. I'm 90% sure I'm allergic to pineapple because my tongue itches so bad when I eat oh my god can I cut in that was hard I almost out of like pure reflex was like my condolences that sounds I was about to go to church and light a candle for you and also also like being allergic to something is far better than You're almost allergic to something that makes it so much busier. It makes my tongue it yeah

You said it makes your tongue my tongue's every why can I just be a graphic designer? When you say I'm almost positive. I'm allergic to something you literally are just admitting like I I'm not I'm just a pussy about it It doesn't sit well with me Reaction from a pinnacle I need to get tough All right, I Cannot wait hung it now. I want to see you eat some pineapple Make I literally have to go fingernail on tongue. Itch. I don't think my tongue's ever itched in my life.

Itch. Itch. Itchy ass tongue. Oh, man. Yeah. An itchy tongue does sound... Throw some ointment on it. There's nothing worse than an itchy tongue.

That's a body part you don't want to do. He's got some jurgens that he chases it in. Yeah, I have to put lotion on my tongue. Oh, man. Are you getting scabies on your tongue? Ugh. Scabies. Yeah.

Burning the roof of your mouth? I cannot wait till you get some, I can't wait till you get a disease big head. Counting down. I'm not gonna be a pussy about it. I'm just gonna let it kill me. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Not gonna complain, just gonna be like, that's it, guys? That's all, It's all folks Yeah, what if you got that tick that makes you like not able to have red meat? Oh I Think I'd probably just die would you die? Why'd you see red meat? What would happen like what do you throw it up? What I don't know Billy thought he had it for a while. That's right. Yeah, he was a broken man I'm so upset. Yeah, but he was upset more because it's like people are gonna think I'm a pussy if I can't eat that was his fear Yeah, right

Yeah, that would be that would be a terrible terrible lot in life to not eat any red meat Cuz that's one of those things that you don't even I don't even think you like or at least I don't I You don't even I don't even think you like or at least I don't I Eat so much steak that I don't even realize how much it's called alpha gal syndrome. Yeah Okay, that's even worse yeah The Lone Star tick ticks are the worst Yeah, they just and they were made in a lab? Lime disease. Lime disease, that's right. Was it really?

Yeah. It's named after the city, right? Yeah, there was like, gear that swam off the island and spread it, I think. This is all very loose facts. That's how it is. This is how this works. If you believe anything that we say is fact.

Yeah. So. Getting checks for ticks is worse than ticks. Good Brad Paisley song. I once pulled like eight ticks off I've had a couple when they're huge after sucking blood. It's so disgusting. Yep. We always killed him with a lighter Yeah, you gotta burn them. I've never seen one. Where were you guys? I had them you never say I've I like saw one on his like armpit and I was like, oh shit I should probably use he was like two and I was changing him and then I looked closer. I was like holy shit

He's got a lot of ticks on him. He's looking caught that I know Fuck Kate, where'd you get yours? Scalp, but where we're in the country where I grew up like up in the Poconos up in the boonies Text were very Part of life growing up. They really suck. They were. They were.

Superhero? Yeah. The Tick? That was my only action figure I used to play with. I loved him. How did that? Is that a Fran shot? How did that be?

It was an animated show. It should have been a villain. The Tick? Yeah. He was funny. It was a comedy animated show, right? It was for adults? Did it, like, lean into the idea that this is the worst

idea for a superhero ever? I would think so. It was tongue-in-cheek. I mean, we so we have a man I was too young to really get that I just thought he's cool do you think what's a ticket like to its fullest when it finally let's go it's just like oh yeah yeah tick sick wait what it takes when they get fullest they get like when they fill up on blood and they get round and they Get so full they have to finally let go it's gotta be a great feeling no crocs. Yeah, this looks funny Why aren't you laughing?

It looks funny. It's a guy to blue blue suit is that putty yeah, I Remember the cartoon I remember that, a putty. Commercials, putty was it. My tick. Has anyone ever had a what? What'd you say?

I had three incidents where I got putty stuck in my hair and they had to like put peanut butter. Oh yeah. Bullshit like that. What kind of putty? The silly kind. Yeah. It wasn't the most serious of putties.

It was like a two day thing. I had putty in my hair. You gotta just cut it out. Gum in your hair. How'd it get in your hair? I always had silly putty. Put it in my hair. Always, I was puttin' on newspaper.

Then it gets gross in your hair. You get it like if it falls on the ground and then you just pick up all the dirt. Yeah, that's bad, but they're cheap. It's really fun when you rip it and you get that clean Yeah, the newspaper was a great trick. Yeah, it was fun. I miss the sticky hands I was I don't those were the most fleeting of toys my kids have them all the time I don't know where the fuck they're getting sticky hands They leave permanent marks on the wall every day with a sticky hand and they're always the dirtiest thing ever. I don't mind them

Marks on the wall every day with a sticky hand and they're always the dirtiest thing ever. I don't mind them Yeah, they're fun for like the first five throws, and then they just get shit on them Is there somebody who's the best at them is there like a best sticky hand really good with sticky like steel shit? Mike yeah, I would like to know You think there's adult versions are like really big and long oh Yeah, like you'd be sitting here if I wanted to take that fidget spinner from K to just I just snap it That'll be really fun. I'm not joking. I'll be really impressive and cool I'll be goddamn Have any of you guys ever did a NASA outer space gravity simulator?

We probably have it II oh no where you float it have you ever floated had the ice cream say I have no one's ever floated I've never I did the um indoor skydiving I did that how was that it was it was so loud and scary how long ago was it did you see they have like it's professional indoor skydiving like dance competitions and the moves that they do are insane I lasted like probably 15 insane. I lasted like Probably 15 seconds before I was like blue and had to you have to be pretty strong. Yeah, I'm gonna get folded Huh? Yeah, I've been skydiving. That was cool. I think I'd rather just float Yes, go to a pool No like float in the air. Oh

That's as close as you get I think I'll do that you'd probably love it do the skies on the Bezos deal you sign up for that do the Katy Perry situation ah go to the you know that now I wanted to just float it's too much sorry yeah like that's Bezos is a perfect example like with your Jim or say you you could bought a bunch of guitars got fucking loaded all the time yeah Bezos just putting people into space what the fuck who cares dude. Yeah, what next Lee? That's a waste of money waste the money it is who the fuck cares. What are you thinking about skydiving Kyle? No, I'm thinking about floating just just floating that way like an astronaut, but not in outer space

Get you the Huntsville. What about like that? The Dead Sea. Does that do anything for you? Ooh. You ever been in one of those float tanks? What about a life jacket? Oh my god. Oh my god.

You guys are thinking about floating in water. That's floating. You know what I'm talking about? Floating in the air. But I'd imagine it would be a similar sensation. He doesn't want anything around him. Not at all. Why?

Just because you're dry? You think floating in the water would be similar to? Floating in right here. Yes, how deep I don't think it's similar at all why it be you're weightless both ways And how deep is the water there's a? Here we go You want to float don't let these guys know I don't I hate to rip that from you Let's take you to hot school put you in one of those rocket simulators and get your float That's what I want to do there. They have that they have a floater at the space center

I think I think they do is there wait can they like loader? Can they like spin you Cape Canaveral a zero gravity? Like take you up, and then you go down real fast and then you... According to the 1998 movie Armageddon, they are, they do have zero gravity chambers that they lock you in and get you ready to drill for oil on an asteroid. I never won the grand prize at Guts, so I don't remember space camp. It's the prize camp. Double Dare did it too I think. I never won Double Dare Legends of the Hidden Temple, so I've never...

They love sending kids to the fucking Huntsville Space Center. Would you sign off on like a year of double gravity and then like just to feel that relief? No, not even. Or like be jacked? You'd probably be strong as fuck, right? What? If you had like double gravity for a year. And what would that mean?

More pressure. Like we put you in a bodysuit that's your body but it's like your weight. What I'm saying is I would pay for like an hour of that. Guys, the man wants to float. I don't know why you're throwing so many obstacles in front of his floating. I've already suggested how to do it and where to do it. Let's just get him to float.

The worst part of this, Kyle, is I hate to bring this up. I remember months ago, we were talking about what all of our favorite superpowers would be and Che chose floating. But not very high. It would be like superpowers, something I could do. You can't float can't float if there's an option like Brandon saying I would like to do that You could light as a feather stiff as a board we could you want to lift you up? Why are you being so goddamn stupid about this

Being the man wants to fucking float. We're trying you guys are acting like floating super accessible Would you do a trampoline? I'm trying to think of more practical ways like Chris angel That's all like Jack Want us to hold you up? No, that's what I'm saying. I can put you on my shoulders fuck it Yeah, do that. This is how we kill dreams We got to get you floating. I believe there is a sky zone very close to here Again, she said that's loud. Is that not floating though? I mean, you're floating like you're like this. That is flat. You're being blown really. You don't want to win. You want to just be zero. I'm

being blown the whole time. I kind of are. It's kind of it's loud. What about one of those the water rocket things where they like go up? Oh a jetpack jetpack You want a jetpack? No Simulate being an astronaut in no gravity for an hour. Oh they have like those Zero don't try odds. Don't try in water the sensory deprivation. Yeah He doesn't want to be wet. We've just circled all around my god Zero gravity room that would be cool in a house That would be a great awesome. Oh space like I'm thinking of it

I would want my can Willy Wonka when they drink that stuff you should just say that you got a to get down Sure, just said you wanted a zero gravity room Yeah, we can make that happen. Yeah, you know fuck you for pouncing on us All we wanted to do was hope you make you guys come true Okay, you gave me alternatives that were just not the thing at all Going really high on a trampoline Tough not to crack yeah, this guy's he's fucking so demand. We're trying out our damndest. It's funny What about a rope swing gotta play your roles a

Sick rope swing Brandon why you sitting so well I Just noticed if I sit at the front of the chair I'm very low, but if I sit at the very back of the chair I'm very high. Funny how that works. Why would the front be higher than the back? What are you talking about? If you're at the front of the chair you're lower? Obviously. No, even if I sit, if I adjust my seat to where I'm over there, but there's a hump back here that I'm sitting on. So I'm higher. What's the hump?

I don't know. Oh, god, am I sitting on a dick? Oh, no. Did you seek out the dick? You're like, this feels weird. What are you sitting on? I don't think there's anything in it. You said hump.

Oh, Brandon. I don't think there's anything. It's just a chair. Just chair? That's all it is. Far made me laugh. We still have confetti over here from our announcement. I know, there's a piece on your butt hole.

This side of the room is having a boy. You think they're still married? I wanted to be surprised. No chance. No. Cause that was probably the husband's idea. She was like, that was stupid. Fuck you for that.

The awesome food was her idea. That would be cool. I've told this story that we, when we do Grit Week, we always watch Hard Knocks. It's a random AWL's house. And uh, and when we were in Milwaukee, uh, we found someone and it was a girl and her boyfriend was there

and he didn't listen Yeah, I think I remember this yeah, I was so uncomfortable was his he was just like he just sat Yeah, was he like jelly? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He took the picture of all of us together. Oh Was he not into sports at all, I don't know just didn't like us he didn't even like know your name Yeah, I think he was vaguely familiar. Like kind of one of those like, oh yeah, my girlfriend puts on the show and I listen in the car. Dan, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm a little uncomfortable. What how was her? Awesome. She was good. Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

He only ever heard Call Her Daddy. Yeah. Did he make you guys food or yeah? Yeah to apron on oh my Che what do you got the pressure? We're gonna end a little early today. Sorry people will will do business hours we got business to do How can you boys even just straight-up chocolate bars? Just straight-up chocolate Hershey's Hershey's counts, right? that's fairly regular. I do it at the airport mr. Beast feastables Yep, that counts Nick you love those. It's fairly often like weekly

Once a month that's a lot once a week. It's kind of weird. I do dark chocolate square about every night Those are great. Oh every night Right here a deli about one Yeah, you just have a stack like the big bar and then like they break it you break off like a little I don't You do like all right? I'm gonna figure out how I'm gonna say this. Yeah That's that's good. I don't respect you. I don't have kidney stones. I That's a fair counterpoint But I don't respect people who can eat one chocolate bar like square and be like yeah, I'm done again Dan

I I would love to need more Yeah Having one soon, I know hey you're do Go to the bath actually think I might I've had a couple I don't think the the dark chocolate square. I eat is the best chocolate in the world I just You know what do you eat it for little little little little just a little bit just to stave off the yeah Just a little bit give you a little Taste without and I know Titus like looks to his wife. He's like you want to be bad. Yeah, he grabs his one little chocolate bar

I get in my car and I go to forever yogurt the the ice cream place where you can just put so much toppings on and I Buy like $20 worth of ice cream for myself and I can't the car. I can't I also like you can't You don't want to binge dark chocolate so you don't that's true, and I don't like dark chocolate I'm a bengeboulus sweet guy, so if you bring okay that makes it a little bit better the house I'll just eat it all in one go Whereas the dark chocolate bar I do like one or two and I'm like honestly I don't want much more than that what percent dark we talking we like 90 something yeah, che

I don't know I don't like probably would Would Ryan Clark respect the Would he do a podcast about your dark Oh Man, I can't I still can't believe that story that it was a Regular foul in a basketball game uh-huh then four days later Ryan Clark is doing a tweet about his biracial daughter Yeah, being like got me guys It is wait has he said anything else no, I don't know I think he's trying to tweet through it like he's tweeting like

Like football stuff okay, and the replies are just a mess you true You truly hear nothing else about the WBA. It's nothing nothing. Nothing. There's never like oh Yeah, look at these you guys seen these Minnesota links. Yeah. Oh the Aces had a great game last night Nope, nope Sophie kind of him kind kinda skirting free here. Oh yeah, she's picked a good week. She's kinda gotten the news a little bit though. She picked a good week.

Big Cat, when you like devour a blizzard, do you look at the empty cup and you're like, what did I just do? Or do you feel post-blizzard guilt? No. No. I'm usually like, damn I wish I had more. My mom's house oh which will be my second house right my mom's house it's my boom-boom room fuck wing let's say you and I are sitting in the living room my mom's house right now yeah there's a Dairy Queen oh there's a Dairy Queen inside this building oh there's a Dairy Queen where those basketballs. So we're doing post-nut Dairy Queens.

That was too far. As I was saying it, I knew it was bad as I was saying it. Cashews, almonds, you know. Bring your own milk to the Dairy Queen. Can you blend this real quick? Oh. Just don't know how we got from one innocuous motorboat to now we're nutting.

Post-nut Dairy Queen about his mom. As I was saying, I was like, dude, what are you doing? Stop. My 68-year-old mother, I was simply saying there's a Dairy Queen very close to her house. Wait, she's 68? Something like that. When's her birthday? October. We should celebrate it. The like that. When's her birthday? October. We should celebrate it.

The big 69. What, her 69? No, I think, no, no, no. Are we gonna celebrate? She'll be 68 in October. So we got a year and a half. Born in 57. Yeah, so.

But that Dairy Queen's gonna be hitting that up. Yeah, Dairy Queen's close to her house. Oh my God. They got good chicken tenders too. Well, this one doesn't have food. It's only ice cream. Oh, even better. It's not a grill and chill. No, it's just a it's just the ice cream. In fact, it closes for the winter. It just opened up recently. That's a DQ said do that. It's a wonderful, wonderful place. Closing on

June 4. So the week of June 11th I gotta go get her. Are you gonna go get her? I'm gonna go probably go drive the U-Haul truck up. Oh. I think. Is she excited? She is, but I told her last night, I said, hey, I'm closing June 4th, and when do you want to move?

She said, middle or end of June. I'm like, all right, well, I'm getting the house on June 4th, and you're gonna have me pay a mortgage for half a month, and you're not gonna be here. I felt like if I'm closing, all right, well, I'm getting the house on June 4th. And you're going to have me pay a mortgage for half a month, and you're not going to be here. I just felt like, if I'm closing June 4th, she needs to be here on June 5th. Yeah. How do you think she's going to plug herself

into the community? She's going to? She, I don't know. She's applying for jobs in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, and Chicago. And she's not applying for jobs. Why would you live in a town and then work in Chicago? That doesn't make sense to me. She's living all the way up there

and she wants to commute. It's very sad. That's crazy. That is nuts. That's crazy. She's bringing four dogs including a basset hound. One of them's your dog. Sam Sam. Sam's coming back. Yeah. Love that. Yeah but he'll still live with her. She played bingo. I don't think she doesn't do any old people activities. She played mahjong? Where are we going? Just asking questions? Where are we going?

Just asking questions. We just got aired, we have dead air. Where are we going? I don't know. I mean, if you want, we could- But you agree we're going somewhere? I promise you I'll be blindsided. If you want, we can go back to Kyle floating.

You agree we're going somewhere? It feels like it. No, She does not play my genre segment ever. I love it. She does play my show Hmm my John I actually I don't know either Brandon She doesn't play that do you like my show not I never really had any experience with my song A slob on league Okay, what's what's slob on She looking for any jobs in Dicksuk? Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha, Brandon? I'm not aware of any. Ha ha ha ha! Huh, buddy? Well, if she's looking in Elkhorn,

she's probably looking at least close to Dicksuk. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, man. Ha ha ha ha! I don't know that she's looked in tech suck. Yeah, okay. Maybe she should cashier over in dick suck Why'd we name our fucking town? Man we fucked up

Alright well we got we got shit. We gotta do. Oh we're gonna out of here. Yeah. Yeah, sorry for the short. Yeah today We'll be here tomorrow Let's spin the wheel though Steph because we yeah, we do have things and again I hate having to be the guy being like don't worry. It's gonna be awesome, but it will be awesome It would be awesome. Well what we've yeah done so far. It's a full. It's been awesome already And pretty fucking awesome ahead of us. Yes lot of awesome. Without any thing, are you still? Yeah.

OK. Oh. We're good. We're good. Oh! All right, see you in a while. Woo! Thank you. It's a yak. Yes, diamond stock shop. Do a Yankee swap, it's a yak. It's a yak.

All right, what a day. Happy Thursday, everybody. We will see you tomorrow. We will not see you on Monday, but you know who's gonna see you on Tuesday? TJ is gonna see you on Tuesday. Zah is gonna see you on Tuesday. Rusty Crew is gonna see you on Tuesday.

We'll be back shortly. Bye.