The Yak - Will Compton Comes Up Small Again | The Yak 2-6-23

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

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Again, that's 3chi.com. 3-C-H-I.com. Use promo code YAK15 to get 15% 15 off your order must be 21 or older to purchase please use responsibly No, TJ, pull that up. What were you guys saying? Welcome to the Act, Taylor and Will are breaking up live on air. It's gotten very off. Everybody knows why they're breaking up.

No, I can't sit back because if I sit back, I'm not on the shot. Yeah, what is this shot? Oh, okay, there we go. We got camera one, camera two. We have our own camera. All right, we're live from Arizona. What's up, boys? I don't like not having something to talk into. Yeah.

Something right here, you know? You want something right here. You go one hand? Yeah, I go one hand. Guys, I only fuck all guys. The first remote show is always atrocious. Let's get it out of the way. Yeah, let's just do it.

Yeah, KB's back on his knee. It's so unnatural. I'm back. Yeah. Oh. My tolerance has increased since 85 days off. Now I can't even get drunk. I saw you.

It was, what, 70 days? Isn't it funny that we had birthday month, and we did a tank race and a case race, and then, like, two days after, KB's like, I'm back to drinking. Oh. The night of. Yeah.

The night of the case race? It was sad as hell. Yes, he went to Dave & Buster's. That's true. Right. But it's actually my fault that he relapsed because I said the time we were meeting at Dave & Buster's and I was like an hour late. Everyone to my 30th birthday party was late.

So I was there for 40 minutes. Kyle, where were they? What? They were drinking at the bar. They were drinking at another bar without Kyle. I wasn't invited to your party. Of course. Of course I'm going to invite you. Brandon, were you invited?

I wasn't invited. I wasn't invited either. No, everyone was. I invited everybody on air. You weren't there? I wasn't invited. Was I not there? I don't remember that being said on air.

No, I invited everybody the Friday. Like the case race you said on the air? Well, that's just now. Did you do the case race? I did. How'd you fare? 14 cupcakes, brother. How about that? In your face. Any more questions? Well, how many beers did you drink? The shots are the absolute

worst. You got diabetes. Look how high it's going. Yeah, you're making a point after last year. You're making a point. Your penis is making an actual point. Look at that. All right, yeah, so we're here.

How do you guys feel about Arizona? Is this everyone's first time in Arizona? No, we've been to Arizona. We were all in Arizona like three weeks ago. Yeah, all of us. How great is it? It's okay. Weird people.

It's a little colder than you think. Okay, so I want to tell this story I saved for the show. I went to the gym this morning. Not a brag, just a fact. What gym? Lifetime Fitness. Okay. There was actually one guy who came up to me.

I was wearing a bear sweatshirt, not a stoolie. Was like, what do you think they're going to do with the first pick? And I like rattled off like 10 minutes of like, he was just like, what? But I saw a true blue 10xer in like real life he was wearing a cardone university t-shirt and then in the locker room after he was on his phone having a conversation being like i love how you you've uh like been a model for us to like reinvigorate our life through fitness and i just listen like it was a true this is what arizona is you got you got you got grant cardone 10x people a model for us to reinvigorate our life through fitness. This is what Arizona is. You've got Grant Cardone 10x people that we mock living out amongst you.

That was my point. I can hear our own voice. I can't tell the people yet. Can we turn that down? What's your initial thought of the people? I haven't seen any people. 10x in the real world. I think the neighbors of this house are already staring at us oh no they hate us yeah they hate us no that's gonna be a problem all week it's shallow out here why because it sounds out right you gotta keep it tight all year round right it's a lot of a lot of superficial you can wear short sleeves all the time not a lot of personality you're wearing a thick jacket you never have personality season you never find out someone's personality buddy it doesn't look great

under here i'll be honest What are y'all doing? Yeah, the volume's on the TV. I started to hear it, and then it kind of spooked me. But yeah, so that's Arizona. You get people that we mock living amongst you. You need to go up to Cape Creek. Salt of the earth, people. Scottsdale can get a little shady sometimes.

Yeah, Scottsdale. A lot of superficial realities out here. You go up to Cape Creek. Shut that bird up. Somebody shut that bird up? Shut that bird up. Somebody shut that bird up? Shut that bird up. Can I throw this ball at the bird? Yeah, throw it.

Oh, man, if you. I want you to hit this bat. Oh, I missed it. Matthew Johnson. Oh, terrible throw. It was close, though. No, that was close. Well, he'd already left by the time the ball was in the air.

So why didn't you go to his birthday party? I said get your AR. I wasn't invited. Yeah, yeah. He just said everybody was invited. They said it on the air. It was during the case race. Like, an hour through the case race, nobody heard it.

It was a group invite. There were no personal invites. Did you go? I i didn't it was the day that we were all off from basically we take the kids yeah well i i i worked the next day i thought you were there too i did go into work but you were at the party too how'd you do that listen man okay machine what are y'all talking about i don't know. Is this the most awkward show we've ever done? Yeah. It's always like this.

It is always like this. Change up the environment and you can't talk. Yeah, you can't talk in there. And we're not holding mics. We didn't start looking at the set until like 10 minutes before the show. Yeah, Richard. Get it. Pick it up.

Pick it up. Oh, geez. Richie. Taylor took my seat. Slowly. I did not take your seat. No, you did. Someone's going in the pool today, by the way.

Are we doing an automatic wet? We're doing a wet? One person has to get wet. Have you felt the pool? No. Is that pool heated? It's strangely warm. Can we do a hot tub?

Yeah. You can do a hot tub. You can do whatever you want. Can we just play sports on the YAC? Yeah, we can do whatever we want. What are you going to play? Pickleball? Pickleball is addicting.

I see the appeal now. Barstool sports, I see people getting upset about. They want more sports. They want more sports in the sports? In the Barstool sports. Well, thank God we have you. Should we do a high noon case race? Right now?

Right now? Yeah, I guess. Well, actually, this is going to be awkward because we have an interview in a couple hours, and you guys are going to have to leave. Who's your interview with? You're going to have to leave in a couple hours and you guys are going to have to leave. Who's your interview with? You're going to have to leave. I think I know. You're going to have to leave.

What's it rhyme with? Both of you guys are going to have to leave. Gay gay? Yeah, it does rhyme with gay gay. You're right. No. Well, he's a close personal friend of mine. You should ask him about why he just keeps denying busting with the boys.

Oh, yeah. We'll definitely bring that up. That's definitely part of the interview that we want to do. I can understand where I went wrong in some of our relationship stuff, but I feel like it's time to get over it. Well, you're not really a likable guy. I feel like I take a lot of strain. Yeah, he's not a likable guy.

You're a likable guy. This is the unlikable character. Will is a lock-ring guy. If you were to go down who's likable, who's not likable, I would unfortunately have to be the unlikable one. You know you are the unlikable one. But I would not say I'm an unlikable human being. No, you're Brandon sitting on the unlikable couch.

That's tough to hear. That's you. That's you. It's you guys. We separated it. You're the unlikable couch. We have the Asians over here, and then the three regular guys. Yeah.

Dan, people just agree with you because you're the boss. No, Nick is Asian in culture. He's big Pokemon. I had Roto-System as a child. Yeah. For now, it's mine. Yeah, he has appropriated Asian culture. That's a fact.

You're probably more Asian than me. Yeah. You're Chinese. Yeah, you want to say it? I mean, you like Pokemon. You're into a lot of Asians. You're Chinese. I have the trump card. You're Chinese. Yeah, you want to say it? You like Pokemon. You're into a lot of Asians. You're Chinese. I have the Trump card.

You're Chinese. Yeah. What do you think about that? By genetics. Yeah, dude. By genetics. Yeah, by genetics. So technically,

that would make you more Asian. What's up with that balloon there, Stephen? Not a real balloon. A spy balloon that flew over the country. Your friends with their spy balloon. Oh, I don't know, dude. I mean, I should ask you that question. He knows.

What? He knows. Okay, I'm Asian. He does know. He knows. You know what they're doing. Who's the pig this week? It's a big balloon.

Steven? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Play dumb. That's smart. It's a big balloon. He had to compliment it. Yeah. That balloon was huge

It was really big though We can all admit that Say what you want About the Chinese But that's a big balloon Something that big Flying That's awesome

We're sad Changing stereotypes From auditions all the time We're sad We had to decide Between him or that ice luge Yeah Easy choice Yeah I think so Will's not He had to turn his iPad in I feel like we're in high school Why don't we all take mine? We're that ice loose. Yeah. Because we'll be on Michael's couch.

Easy choice. Yeah, I think so. Will is not in. He had to turn his iPad in. I feel like we're in high school. If I keep hanging out with you more, I'll become more unlikable. Yeah. I was thinking of it.

What's going on over there? He asked you a question. And you haven't answered it yet. He asked a question. He answered. And he's like, why isn't he doing that? And I kind of felt like, hey, you and I just can't have a conversation because we're all the unlikable ones.

I got to branch away from you. Yeah. Do you want to get away from me for real? Not away from you. Go sit over there with the Asians. No, I'm not Asian from you. Yeah. You wanna get away from me for real? Not away from you. Go sit over there with the Asians. No, I'm not Asian. I'm Mexican.

What'd you ask, Brandon? You said, where's Sass? I said, he didn't come. And then you looked at Big Cat and said, where's Sass again? Oh, shit.

I mean, I didn't hear you. It's okay. There's a lot going on. I apologize. I just wanted to know where Sass is. That's why he's so likable. That's why he's so likable.

Him and Kate left. They stayed back. He stayed back. That's why he's so awkward. Him and Kate left. Let's stay back. He stayed back. He optionally stayed back. I'm not getting more comfortable. Oh, really? No. Hey, what about this is so uncomfortable to you?

It just feels uncomfortable. The environment change, it just limits, it just brings you back to square one conversationally. Right. No, I think it really is no mic stance. We've got to get in. Let's talk ball. Who do you guys think is going to win the big game. Right. No, I think it really is no mic stance. We've got to get in. Let's talk ball. Who do you guys think is going to win the big game this week?

Yeah, Steven. What do you think? Steve Chay thinks that the Eagles are going to win by double digits. Oh, yeah, by the way, 2.2. I think the Chiefs are going to win. Just two. 2,000 likes and Steven will release his pick. I like my pick a lot.

He likes his pick a lot. I already bet it. Yeah, I mean, Eagles are a wagon. Defense running the ball. So are the Chiefs. They're both 14-3. The Chiefs did it in the heart of conference. Yeah, I mean, Eagles are a wagon. Defense running the ball. So are the Chiefs. They're both 14-3. The Chiefs did it in the heart of conference. Yeah, I just think everything has to go right.

Fair point. And I think I don't think. Yeah, but the playoffs are the playoffs. I think you stack the four best NFC, four best AFC. They're pretty comparable. No, they're not. Philadelphia went through a quarterbackless San Francisco. They went through the Giants.

Yeah, but before that game, everyone was saying the Giants. I'm not holding it against them. You are. That's what I'm arguing. No, what he said was if you stack the four AFC. I'm not holding it against them. You are. That's what I'm arguing. No, what he said was if you stack the four AFC and NFC, they're the same. They're not. They're not at all.

Kansas City had, what, an ankle, a hip, and a knee, and they're receiving core. They were with a skeleton crew. If they get those guys back, then it's a closer game. But if they – I mean, Patrick Holmes, Patrick Mahomes. But if those guys are not playing, it seems like the Eagles are the team. Yeah, go ahead. I'm going to Will Compton that.

Yeah. Because it is. It's the backyard plays. Yeah. You talking about the Holmes? Yeah. I'm saying they'll have to win off script. They won't be able to just beat them by it.

No. Why can't they just beat them? KB, does this help? Yeah, it's better. Nick, who do you think? First off, I just think defense is not as good as defense. The Commanders just beat them. Why can't the Chiefs just beat them?

Just beat them? They've only lost one game all year with Jalen Hurts. And that was the Commanders. Yeah, that was like – If the Commanders did it, why can't the Chiefs beat them? That game was crazy. Any given Sunday. I don't think the Chiefs can run the ball like that.

There it is. Any given Sunday. Just say Sunday. Off script. Any given Sunday. Whoever wins the trenches. Yeah. It's a trench war.

Which I like the Eagles. Whoever's going to push them around more. The big uglies. That's where people watch the ball. I watch the big uglies. But here's the thing. The Eagles offensive line, rushing-wise, is good. Pass blocking, they gave up a lot of sacks this year. They gave up 44 sacks. Kansas City gave up 26 sacks. They gave up a lot of

sacks and had one of the least amount of passes in the league. Put that away. What was that stat you saw about Orlando Brown? About who? Orlando Brown. You don't know who it is. Overrated? The left tackle.

No, the stat. Oh, yeah, he gave up just as many pressures as Dennis Daly. Why are you looking at me? I'm just saying. I'm not Dennis Daly. Taylor, are you retired? Huh? Are you retired?

I heard you the first time. Announce it on the act. I wouldn't say I'm – I don't know. Announce it on the act. I wouldn't say I'm, I don't know. Announce it on the act. How's the knee feeling? It feels all right. 16 weeks post-surgery. Are you putting weight back on, getting ready?

I mean, I'm 275 right now. Yeah? Oh, God. Yeah. I got to start loading. How much do you weigh? That's okay. That's a 270 couch.

You're the same person. Taylor just said, remember? I'm the same person. Hey, remember part of my take, and it was so easy to come out of his mouth retiring then? Yeah. You wanted me to retire, and I got a little queasy, and you're like, hey, let's just do it on part of my, I'm retiring. Just retire. Okay, I'm retired.

Oh. Boom. And I'm back. Oh, and he's back. Oh, wow. I'm playing again. Did you get a lot, did you get shit? Because I saw a couple mentions after the tank race, people being like, he's supposed to be rehabbing and he's puking at Barstool Sports right now.

If anybody, like, I was just taking the alcohol out of my body. Yeah, that's true. If I didn't throw up, now I'm putting more toxins in my body. I got those things out. Facts. I'll tell you what, I'm so happy. Was it you that pulled the trigger first? No, you did.

No. You said, I want to puke again. And I was like, all right. No, no, no. I was on the first throw up. It might have been, yeah. Yeah, because you went. I thought to myself, thank God.

Yeah, yeah. Because I didn't want to be thought to myself, thank God. Yeah, yeah. Because I didn't want to be the one guy to throw up. Yeah, puking's funny. It's funny, but I was also like, you know, a lot of eyes. Well, no, I mean, the case ratio you don't puke, that one was like, that was, we just put toxins in our body. No, no, people get mad about everything. We're lucky that there weren't cameras on us the next day because you were trying to buy smack in time school. Yeah, that's right.

But that was part of how we got. You don't feel the pain in the media. That was also to mask the steroids When the trenches right now Yeah, yeah. The perfect storm. He's just going up. He's like, okay, it's getting a little off script. I was really disappointed with the juice world thing we did. I really wish we just did a regular case race. Because you're like, let's not get too hung over. I woke up the next day.

Oh, yeah. I was in hell. No, it was terrible. It was terrible. My stomach hurt so bad. Nicky's like, you want to hit the spa? We went to the spa, and I was like, just a shell of the former person I used to be. Yeah.

But you're back now. You took him to the Russian bathhouse? Yeah. Outstanding. I've been there once before. It was's so many there's so many people there's a bunch of russians with their big bellies and small dicks big bellies hairy small dick uh no it was a lot of tatted people there will a lot of tatted people there really yeah yeah and niggas like trying to show me right hey let's go to the pool let's go to this like in my mind i was like let's just hit this sauna and get the cold tub as many times as possible. I couldn't cold tub. How long could you do the hottest one?

We're in there for probably 12 minutes. Yeah. But I'm a lower level guy. I don't like it at the top. I don't like it every time. It's like 7 to 10. There's one guy in there who's, he just lives in the damn sauna. He's out there beating people with leaves and shit.

They have the cool hats. There's obese Russian women that just fall asleep in there. Yeah. It's 150 degrees. Which is crazy to me. Russians milk this. It is so hot. They're the scariest humans. They drink vodka and then they fall asleep in there. Yeah. It's 150 degrees. Which is crazy. Russians milk this. It is so hot. They're the scariest humans in the world.

They drink vodka, and then they go in the sauna. Yeah. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah, there is a little bar there. Have you been there? No, they get wasted. I haven't been to that one, but I've been to one, a Russian bathhouse before. This one's dingy.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I like about it, though. I literally have to crouch down a little bit to get the feeling. You didn't wear flip-flops the first hour. Well, that was disgusting. That was very embarrassing. I don't wear flip-flops. This one's bad. Okay. Yeah. This one is, I absolutely should have wore flip-flops the first time. Well, that was disgusting. That was very embarrassing. I don't wear flip-flops. This one's bad.

Okay. Yeah. This one is, I absolutely should have wore flip-flops. I got there, I was like, fuck, I don't want flip-flops. Because they give you them, right? Yes, they do give you flip-flops. I see him. He's like, all right, let's get this on.

Let's go. And I'm like, all right. And I go and sit down, and he goes, hey, do you want shit right there? I'm like, yes, please, God, get me out of here. And the biggest size sandal they have is like an 11. oh no those are like grazing the ground the entire time 14. oh what's that wow big boy yeah what maybe not i'm a bigger man miss your hands huh well i don't have big hands oh they look kind of big put up that ball put that mid up i don't want to do that

why because i have taylor same thing really we're the same person you have a small penis you have Put up that ball. Put that mid up. I don't want to do that. Why? Because I have. Taylor? Same time. I mean, really. We're the same person. You have a small penis. You have a big penis? We're the same person. No, he fucking doesn't, dude. Yes, he does.

You should lose a couple buttons, though. You look good in Arizona at the Arizona Bowl. Do you want to have a chain? I didn't bring it, dude. Why not? Because I'm an idiot. Those got two. Yeah, I can let you borrow one.

I borrowed his, though. Will put me through a little sauna thing at my house. that was put us it was my first time like it wasn't brother we got fucking murdered not a sauna guy no i am but this well you have a house here right we did an hour no i don't know it's too much cold i do love the cold yeah i'm a big cold guy in the morning guy we did 30 minutes at like 190. Yeah. And that was awful. And then you just do a cooling period for like five, eight minutes. We just stand outside of the sun.

Then you get back in for another 30. Because the whole thing with the 30 minutes is like raising your HGH levels. Ever since the whole like PED thing, I was like, oh, I can't really cheat. So let me find a natural way to. Yeah, right. I tried the real cheating way. Yeah. So Will's like had this whole program, and we did.

That's a nice plane. That's just a regular plane. That's not a regular plane, buddy. Tap into the testosterone and the HGH when you do that. That's a golf swing. That's a regular plane. I could use that. Oh, yeah, that's a regular plane.

That's a nice board. Should we spin the wheel to break it up? Someone's got to get wet. So, TJ, do two wheels. Do the regular wheel and then do a wet wheel. Should we spin the wheel to break it up? Someone's got to get wet. So, TJ, do two wheels. Do the regular wheel and then do a wet wheel. Wait, we have a... Why are we doing the regular wheel if we're doing a wet wheel? Well, because maybe we did double wet.

Do we have ads? What's the regular wheel? Yeah, we got ads. It's usually... It'll be dry, don't you worry. Oh. I know, but what's the thing on it? Don't you have, like, multiple things, like wedges and stuff like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ad's high noon. It's a ball. Oh, it is. High noon is delicious. They don't use malt like those other seltzers. They use real vodka, real juice, and, yeah. Yeah. They add high noon. This is ball. Oh, it is. High noon is delicious. They don't use malt like those other seltzers. They use real vodka, real juice, and sparkling water.

And they now have big cans of peach and pineapple. You want a passion fruit? I'll have a shot of one, yeah. Here with real juice. Are these from the refrigerator or are they just cold because it's freezing cold out here? I think it's freezing outside. I was in a long sleeve shirt, but then I had to wear this. They only brought mediums for me, though an xl man that was will will told me to do that more high school

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We just had the little bench. Straight tables. Straight tables. I'm just saying, like, the division of men here. Right. Yeah, that makes more sense. The Asians. Asians.

Yeah. The jocks. Two sevens. No, no, no. I think you guys, yeah, you're the jocks that got no pussy in these. The tables are always next to each other. 20 more seconds of high noon? Of course you can have 20 more seconds of talking about high noon.

It is delicious. It's fantastic. We've got them all out here. We're going to be at the Barstool Bar later, right? Yeah. We're going to have a lot of high noon there. You can get them at every bar you go to pretty much these days. My favorite flavor is the peach.

What's your favorite flavor? My favorite flavor is the passion fruit. I really enjoy the passion fruit. Everyone share this stream live. I like this one. I like your classic orange and I like lemon as well. I like basic flavors. That's awesome. That's cool. High Noon doesn't have an orange flavor, but hopefully they will very soon. What do you guys got planned this week other than coming on the act whenever you want to? Well, I had a lot of plans today, but ever since I heard about who your guest is in two hours, I think I'm going to stick around a little bit. I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not? Is it the older one or is it the younger one? Or is it the middle one? Wait, why would it be? He turned us down, too. Well, of course he did. We were like, yeah, we shouldn't get those two. We should get the middle reliever.

Yeah, no, he's a fucking beast. Scores touchdowns. Almost. No, he scores touchdowns. He's had at least three touchdowns. Who's the number one brother family in the NFL right now? Ooh. Kelsey brothers, right?

Yeah, the Kelsey brothers. Yeah, I guess so. It's the Kelsey brothers and the Questonbury brothers. Yeah. And the big boys? How would it not be? They're in with. Big boys? How would it not be? Big boys do rip, too. How would it not be that?

You think Stephon and – Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be Kelsey brothers. Trayvon. Trayvon. Trayvon. Trayvon and Stephon, you think if they had a pod, it'd be like the Kels one going on right now, the new Heights pod?

I don't think you're going to say new Heights. What's he talking about? He's trying to say Diggs is the – I'm just saying they're up there. Well, they're close. It's got to be the Kelseys since they're both – They're both the Mannings. Both Pro Bowl.

They're out of the league. Why did they just own the league now? Why are they on everything? Because of the Mannings. They're the Mannings. Yeah. I mean, after this year, maybe it's the Diggs. Bosa.

I'm excited to – Yeah. I'm excited to track. Bosa brothers probably were up there ever since – but when Joey really laid down the I'm rich comment. Oh, he got screwed. That was a tough one. Dude, that was.

Last move, I feel like. Yeah, because he had the ref complaining. People really are painting Joey Bosa into a bad movie. Well, he's kind of doing it to himself. That was such an easy interaction. I 100% agree with that, Joey. Please come on up. That he could have just laughed and been like, ha ha, yeah, good one, guys.

Good luck today. That's the move. But the, oh, you're going to put this on Snapchat with your butt buddies? That's the problem. That's funny. No, I know, but that was funny, but that was the first step of being triggered. Yeah. That was a clear, like, I'm bothered by this.

Yeah. And then when he was like, I can afford it, I'm rich. Yeah. You've got to know, Philly fans are just gonna, they're gonna eat you alive. They sense a little bit of like timidness and they'll go right after you. And you gotta know where you're at.

Like, I don't understand what's happening. Yeah, you're in enemy territory. Right, right. And then it just, it stacks onto what happened before, after the game when he was, you know, one in front of the camera. And his voice is very funny. He could have fixed it a little bit by having a nice little fun interaction.

Yeah. You just kind of doubled down on him. Kill him with kindness, dude. Yeah. That is the move. Because any time you're a professional football player and you hit somebody with, I'm rich, you've lost the battle. I don't think so.

Like, I don't see a lot of times. I don't see that all the time. No. Maybe the timing. You've got to have better timing. You've got to have better timing. But when does that timing hit? There's probably something.

Has anyone done that to you in real life? Because I've had that happen to me, and it's the worst feeling ever. The first time I met him. He literally, it was right after he sold to Penn State. He's like, this is my new favorite game. How much do you make? I make more than you. And he asked Will.

And Will told him, he goes, I make more than both of you combined. Oh, no. That was like the first three minutes of being a part of Barstool. I was playing in Miami. I don't remember. You don't remember that? I was playing in a beer pong tournament when I was maybe like 26, 27, and someone actually did that.

They're like, I make more money than you. I was like, you're a fucking douchebag. What do you want me to say to that? Like, yeah, cool, dude. Yeah. Awesome. I wonder where he is now. Should buy his ass

yeah what if he's making probably he probably he actually was on a trajectory to probably be very very rich you're a dickhead it's easier to be rich when you're a dickhead it's easier to get rich when you're a dickhead yeah that's probably true well can you confirm uh you don't you you don't have uh those asians man is that funny no. No. That got me so off guard. Uh-oh. There was a tweet about that that I saw the other day. It was like, drop any billionaire into a third world country with $5, and I guarantee you within a year they'll be rich again, using the skills that they have to make success.

And someone replied, they're like, so you're just talking about manipulation, right? And it's like, that's pretty much, like all rich, really, really rich people, manipulation is probably the number one skill they have. Sales, negotiating, yeah. Like billionaires, yeah. They're able to like, and just being cutthroat. Being able to like step on people.

Yeah. Every person, yeah, there's luck. But every like really, really rich person, I bet you there's just a graveyard of people they stepped on. Yeah, for sure. So I'm a fan of Warren Buffett now. Is he a good guy? Yeah, he is.

He's a good guy, right? You think he's got bodies buried? He does the whole thing where he, like, eats McDonald's still, and everyone's like, oh, Warren Buffett. To the exact change. Jumping on his train. Yeah. You're on the Buffett train.

He's going to die soon, though. Yeah, dude, you got on this late. Is he leaving all his money to other people? I don't know if he's one of those. Like Bill Gates? He's leaving all his money to other people. Yeah. There's too much money to leave to all white people.

How much would that suck to be Bill Gates' son and he'd be like, I'm giving all my money away? Do you guys have a Google net worth number that comes up? Yeah. Like in bold at the top? I bet you they all do. I don't know. I've never searched. That means you've searched it. A don't know. I've never searched.

That means you've searched it. You asked a question that you knew. I want a lot of people to get mad because it's too low. Go ahead, type in. Let's see where I'm at. Go ahead, type in. You've been submitting. A lot of planes have flown over this. Yeah, you have one.

Okay, what does it say? It's low. That is low. What does it say? I don't think you want to hear it. Okay, all right. I don't want to hear it. What is it? Whisper it. Two million? Oh.

It says two. That sounds about right, though. Yeah, that's fine. Brandon, you have one. I have one? Yes. What's mine? And it's too high.

What's mine? Will Compton, you got it. Oh, what do you got? What do you got? What's wrong? Brandon Walker is an American sports gambling analyst. What do you got? 400,000.

Wait, is that laughable? About five million? Wait, Brandon, you got four million 000. wait is that is that laughable by five million wait brandon hey you got four million four million yeah four million wow good job brandon oh they got you up on the screen right yeah four million that's the top one oh man four hundred thousand dude that's huge well that's one percent that's all you need. Lil Sass is one million. Oh, man. I mean, he is. Yeah. King of New York.

That's too low. He's the king of New York. Just too low. Sass is awesome. Somebody's got to get wet, right? Yeah. So, yeah. Let's spin the wheel.

So, when we say get wet, what do we mean? Got to go in the pool. Oh, my God. That's low, Bram. That's low? Yeah. That hurts. Oh, you do what? Oh. I forgot that's low. Yeah Yeah, or you do what I forgot about poke banana nice. No, that's high. That's prank on you. I've spent it all Why do you think you sit with all now

Yeah, I got 50 heads about right yeah, all right. Yeah, go's about 50 yards, right? Yeah. All right, yeah, go ahead. Spin it. Now, this thing's for sure random. Yeah. It's always random. Oh, name wheel. That's fine. That's fine. What's that mean?

That means we have another wheel that we spin. I don't think I need a custom wheel. How do you read that? That's so far away. You don't have good eyesight? One. You need LASIK. I'm going to get LASIK soon. Why don't you?

You should wear the rec specs when you're playing. I have Steven Chay's birth bio up, and it is hilarious. What is it? He's a part of the network since 2016. He hosts the network's podcast titled Fantasy Football Factory alongside Ben Mintz. Yes, sir. True. There is no doubt he's built desirable wealth.

Oh. Who's making that? Unfortunately, his age and date of birth remain unavailable to the public. Stephen seems to be around 40 years old. Nice! He's a man of average stature. Stephen stands at a height of 5'8". Oh!

Yeah, who's doing that? That's my picture! No, Stephen! Yeah, dude, of course! I googled your name! That Miz has 1 million to five million. Oh, that makes sense. Well, King of the South.

Popular sports-related TV program. He only has one pair of pants. He's Warren Buffett. Yeah, he is. He's the Warren Buffett of our school. Does he kind of look like Warren Buffett, actually? No, not at all. Like a young Warren Buffett, obviously.

And that's my favorite thing about him. I have a mental image of like the Monopoly man. Monopoly man come out like Mr. Peanut not gonna look him up. He lost his life

to your notice. That's solid. How did he get into money? Insurance right? No. Real estate. Berkshire Hathaway?

Is that what it's called? Yeah. Wasn't he Mutual of Omaha first? Before he became? Isn't he the Wizard of Oz? He's the Oracle of Omaha. Oracle of Omaha.

Lives in his parents' house still? He still lives in Omaha. Loser. Is he really? They're dead, but I think he bought their house. He killed them. Bob! He made his money.

Trade stocks. All right, so we got Name Wheel? Yeah. Oh. Oh, just the names out here. Yeah. Oh, no. Is that already spun?

That's kind of mean that we're not even using Caden Sass' wheel. Oh. You're not dead. I haven't talked to him today. Sass was really bummed he's not here. Yeah. Steven should have paid for him. Yeah.

Is that going to stop or is that going to spin? Oh, we have to spin it. It's going to spin. No, it's spinning right now. Okay, that's better. Sass should have pulled like a Jersey Jerry. Oh, Nicky. Oh, no.

I don't know half the things that I put on this. Oh, no. All right, let's spin it. Are we going to have to do it this week? Yeah. Okay. Today, right? Like right now?

Oh, no. Is he coming? Is he coming? Rona's, I think, flying in tonight. Yeah. He had Pat Bev pod that he had to do. Oh, no, Nicky. I got one.

I can't see any of those. All right. I don't remember. Lunch of Fate. Itsy Bitsy Buyer. I remember Itsy Bitsy Buyer. Makes sense. What's origami?

VR B-wise. Yeah, you have to eat an Arby's French dip in a VR headset. That makes sense. Yeah, spin it. All eyes on you. In VR? No, no. You eat the French dip

while on a VR roller coaster. Yeah. But if you spill au jus, you have to have another. You have to use the au jus. Run it back. Oh, no. You made it all up anyway.

I like it a lot. It's not going to land on his revenge. You already did that. We did that. No, no. We did Wikipedia. That's Wikipedia a lot. It's not going to land on us. Is this revenge? You already did that. We did that. No, no. We did Wikipedia. That's Wikipedia's revenge.

Oh, no. No, okay. We're good. We could do this back in the studio if it's... No, we'll see what's up. Hit the wheel. It's fun when it's not you. Yeah.

ML Cake. Ooh. Let's figure that out this is definitely a play on Martin Luther King but ML cake we'll figure it out no no no I think this was you had to go

to a grocery store and get a funny cake for MLK day like good riddance or something oh my god I'll think about it. You said that and everybody's like Yeah.

What are we doing here? We're laughing. We're unfortunately watching you get cancelled right now is what we're doing. Don't be a pussy. Not clicking over there. Don't be a pussy. You're right, Dan. That's why't be a pussy. Not clicking over there. Don't be a pussy.

You're right, Dan. That's why you're a leader. Don't be a pussy. That's why you're in the cool table. Hey, I got a – Listen, if you ever get close to being canceled, just be like Dave. Just be like, what about Dave? And they'll write a hippie song.

It's easy. Dude, that is funny. Nice little umbrella. What did I say? Oh, yeah, what about Dave, though? And then everyone will get mad at him for no reason. Do you ever worry when Dave is starting to get canceled? No.

I used to, but now it's the same people writing the same bullshit over and over for their own little group to retweet it. I do want to know your skeletons. I don't even know right now, but I feel like there's a lot out there. You think so? Why are you bringing that energy here? Yeah, that was bad energy. Don't pile on, boys.

Don't pile on. I don't want to know any of this. You bring this guy around? Don't pile on, boys. I don't want this. I'm just saying you probably got

a couple things going on. I'm pretty open about how much I gamble. That's pretty much the big one. I have a hypothetical. You think we're being spied on right now?

Drop it, Josh. Probably. Steven's here. So, there's three glory holes. Wait, what? What? I got a hypothetical

we were talking about over the weekend. Okay. There's three glory holes. It's like a paradox? You came up with this hypothetical? No, someone else did.

You're on your knees in front of a glory hole and then two other people are. And one dick is going to come through that glory hole, so you have a 33% chance of hitting it. No matter what, you're taking $5 million. But if that dick comes through the glory hole, you have to suck it. Yeah, I'd do it. What about like a—

I would win. You've got a middle hole. What about climax? Yeah, you've got to take— But that's theax? Yeah. Yeah. You got to take it. But that's the thing is I never. You got to take all the milk, brother. Do I swallow? You got to take the milk.

I'd be shocked. No, you don't know. You don't know. I won't ever meet him? No. That's the easiest hypothetical ever. Who wouldn't do that? Is it filmed?

There's a 66% chance you don't have to do anything. You just got ousted as a homophobe. This goes back to the gambling thing. Yeah, right. The odds are in my favor. Yeah, $5 million. 66% chance you get $5 million. 100% chance you get $5 million.

66% chance you get $5 million for doing nothing. Correct. Easy. You give me anything. I'd do that death wheel. Okay, take it easy. What am I getting? A bullet coming through the door.

A million dollars. Maybe not. What percentage of dying would you actually do the death wheel? Lands on one sliver. I think 20%. 20? No. I think I'd do like...

I'm being honest. I'm being honest. No, it would be.0 something. TJ, put up a death wheel for me. How much money? How much money? None. You just do? How much money? None.

You just do it for the watch? Yeah, I mean, that's thrilling. And it's two cool answers. You win. Yeah, God. Is it a first spin or is it an eliminator? It's first spin. All right, yeah, put it up.

Now, death wheel. This is your hypothetical death wheel. Yeah, four out of five. It spins and lands on death. You have to kill yourself or is it immediate? No, you just die. You die. Somebody has to come to your rescue. immediate? No, you just die. You die. Somebody has a gun to your head.

Oh, that sounds like not that. Yeah. It's not that hard. Yeah, because then you just wouldn't even know. It'd be like, oh, shit, I lost. You'd be like, oh, is it going to? Oh, it might. Done.

Yeah, right. It's over. Done. Yeah, I'll take 20%. Will, your hypothetical is what Harry Styles is going through right now. What? They need him to fuck men because he's getting canceled for not being gay just looking gay ah they're he's queer baiting is what they're calling it he just dresses gay but he's not actually gay

they're very pissed i love his fashion so i think what yeah i saw taylor jeffree star i think yeah i think he looks fantastic taylor was result of that? Yeah, did we ever find out? I just got back from Wyoming like three days ago. Yeah. What? Yeah, flew in Saturday.

Jeffrey was nice enough to give me a jet back, too, which is really nice. He was just trolling us, right? Yeah, I think so. I think it was a guy who probably isn't even in the NFL anymore. I mean, I'm in the NFL still. You retired. You retired. I thought you just retired.

I retired, but I came back in the same. That's right. He did. So, wait, all you guys are taking the $5 million? Yeah. What about $1 million? No. I think I might still do it for $1 million.

Really? Cash? No taxes? Sure. I like that. Depends on what week in the NFL season we're at. I'm being honest. If you're talking Thanksgiving,

this week when college basketball starts, yeah, probably. Do people know how I got this million? That makes a difference. Big difference. Nah, dude. Let's say yes. Yes.

It's televised. Yeah, let's say it's streamed. Who cares? Who cares? Amen. But that's all I'm saying. A million dollars. No, not for a million.

Imagine if you do a good job, though. You'll get a lot of offers to suck more. Really? You really would? I don't think so. That's why you got the $4 million net worth. Yeah. I wouldn't.

I wouldn't. Can we see if I live or die? I think KB said that this is a reality. He still hasn't gotten over it. That's so much live. That's so much live. Look how much live that is. So how much money? This is none. Yeah, that's so much Liv. Look how much Liv that is. So how much money?

This is. None. You would just do this for life. This is worse odds than Russian roulette. Yeah, no, that's so much Liv. That's not true. Watch, watch, watch. So would you play Russian roulette?

Watch. Yeah, probably. You play that for fun? Watch. Watch. Watch me Liv. I don't know. That guy looks a little big.

Nope. Really? I'm kind of scared right now. Look how he's going to live. Easy. You pussies This is convincing We'll play it once yeah, let's fucking

Dude I'm this is so easy. Oh. Get out of the way. This is so easy. That was a little scary. Taylor, come on. Taylor, come on. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna live. Get my gun. That's the thing is there's 80% chance you live.

You're totally fine. Totally fine. Easy. Good, good. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is it this easy? It's not easy.

You're all gonna live? Hey, you're all gonna live? You're fine, bro. Spin it. There's a chance. That's like 100% chance. You're fine. Easy.

I told you guys. I'm going to read that one. One, two, three, four, five. Steven, you're going to try. Go ahead. Easy. I've got a life insurance. It's pending right now.

It's pending. Fine. It's pending. Fine, you're fine. Oh, you're saying. They're not gonna like the thing you played through. Hey, yeah, me minus one blue. Whoa! Watch this. Watch this, he's gonna live.

100% is gonna live. No doubt about it. Easy. Oh no! Oh no! Come on! Easy! Now Brandon. Let Now, Brandon.

Let's see Brandon. You want to add? Put a back on for Brandon. Brandon, watch your chest. I'll do KB's wheel. I'll do KB's wheel. I'll do KB's wheel. He's going to live.

He's celebrating. This man is going to live. He's going to live forever. It's Brandon? Yeah, he's fine. Told you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not what we can do. Sorry, buddy. He's gone now.

Oh, my God. You're dead. That was perfect. So, I've had meetings about a Yak board game. I guess we're getting into the board game market with this. Oh, hell yes. Should it just be a death wheel? Yes.

Just that. That's what we'll sell. That's our game. What kind of game? I mean, I guess that's the game. That's what we'll sell. That's our game. What kind of game? I mean, I guess that's the game. That's crazy, man. They will kill themselves. That's kind of cool.

God damn you, Will. Even though you wouldn't die. Exactly. Do you know what I'm doing for this? Will. I'm sending, so I have my future. I win like $190,000. I'm sending Ronan Max, our producer, who's a Philly guy,

and I'm buying their tickets, but if the Chiefs win, they have to pay me back every dollar. That's a thrill. That is every dollar. That's a thrill. That is a thrill. That's a thrill. That's a good gamble to take. Are you flying Eagles? Everyone's flying Eagles here?

I am, yeah. No, I'm Chiefs. Yeah, he's Chiefs. He's Chiefs. Bet the bus comes out on Thursday. Two starters for the Eagles. I'm rooting for the Eagles. I feel like that would be a flip thought process. Because the Eagles are a better football team.

Yeah, I'm rooting for the Eagles. Why? Because of Rome. Yeah. Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes. Incredible talent. They're unbelievable. Chris Jones?

Chris Jones, incredible talent. Frank Clark, incredible talent. Lane Johnson is going to eat that shit alive. Lane Johnson did just put Nick Bosa on the back. And you know what I love? All the people on Twitter pretending that they were revealing themselves not knowing ball, thinking he was going false start every time. I thought that was a ridiculous claim, too.

It's crazy. He just knows what he's doing. He sure was getting an early start. No, he wasn't. You don't know ball. You can move backwards. You can move your back leg backwards. You can start getting out of your stance as the ball is being thrown.

You can't go forward. You can go backwards. Lean back up. Tell him. You don't know ball. Are you coaching him? Yeah, you don't know ball. You don't know ball.

You sat at your TV. You're like, oh, for sure. You just proved you don't know ball. I didn't say it like that. Why would I say it like that? If you're going against an elite guy and you don't get out of your stance, it's over. It's over.

Especially speed guys. Nick's not necessarily a speed guy, but he got that. And his brother's kind of a pussy. Big Cat said that, not Taylor.

Well, you shouldn't like those guys. They're Ohio State. No, I like them. They're Ohio State. I like how they're like, they're not going to change lives of shit.

Yeah, they are. I like how they are like, kind of like, they just play Halo and it seems like they just get high every day. Yeah. And they go play ball. Yeah. And they're just I like how they are like, kind of like, they just play Halo and it seems like they just get high every day. Yeah. And they go play ball.

Yeah. And they're just built like fucking action figures. Both of them. Their voices are very funny. Very funny to me. Yeah. And I think. They sound like cavemen.

And their dad, when the Super Bowl was in Miami, we're at Rough and Rowdy and his dad came in to Rough and Rowdy by himself. Love it. Love it. By himself. Okay, I'm back on the bozos. All right, good. It's cold.

Yeah, someone's got to get wet. That's why you got tozos. Alright, good. Uh, yeah, someone's gotta get wet. So I gotta wear a jacket? Yeah. How come Nick didn't have to get wet? That was the name wheel. That was you on my jacket. Oh, so there's more of a threat. I don't know. I don't know how the wheels work. What are you still doing here on Earth, Brandon? Yeah, shouldn't you be fucking dead?

You should be dead, bro. Bitch. Yeah, get yourself ready be fucking dead? You should be dead, bro. Cold as a bitch. Oh, really? Yeah, get yourself ready. Get yourself ready. Oh, you jacking them up? I'm jacking everything up. Appreciate it. Those are nice. He's cold though.

I'm just giving him my jacket. Steven, do we have enough likes? Everyone like the stream. Everyone like the stream. Steven will release his play. Are we only going an hour? Yeah, we're going an hour today. Woo!

My boo. I gotta play pickleball. It is cold out here. It is a little cold. My wife's pedicure is almost done. See what's going on? Dude, they got good shit. Your what's what?

My wife's pedicure is almost done. And where is she? Going to go to the party. Somewhere in Scottsdale. Cool, buddy. Yeah. Brought my wife. What's he doing?

He's just smiling. You're doing the most comfortable shit. They really are. Hoodies, more fitting, you look a little more jacked. And you were with her? Rumors have been swirling.

Some money. Yeah. I won't say the disgusting, impressive things you've been saying. But yeah, me and your wife walked out of the elevator

at the same time and a lot of people saw. How'd you get in the elevator? How'd I get in the elevator? Yeah. Nothing to worry about it. The bus? How'd you fit in the elevator?

Oh, with her? Yeah, it was tough. It was tough. We're just talking investments over here. Sport. Yeah. A little sport. That's sick, boys.

High-level athlete stuff. What are you and your wife doing this week? Nothing. Well, this. I'm doing this. She's doing nothing. That's sick, boys. High level athlete stuff. What are you and your wife doing this week? Nothing. Well, this. I'm doing this. She's doing nothing. She's on vacation. Nice.

She has four kids. Good for you. It's a nice getaway for her. Who's watching the kids? My mother-in-law. How's she going to do? Do you like her? Good?

Bad? She's fine, I'm sure. Do you like her? No, I don't know. Man, she's got a dog. So what is that? What? your mother has a dog yeah like how's your mother-in-law well she's got a dog I mean she yeah that's a deflection yeah yeah you despise her oh yeah miss Tana she's unbelievable what that's her name miss Tana but you don't

like your mother-in-law she's fine she's fine I like your mother-in-law? She's fine. She's fine. I like my mother-in-law. I'm happy. She's got a dog. She's got a dog. What kind of dog? Hitler had a dog. Chihuahua. No! Why is that a big deal? It's a big deal. Chihuahua's not a good dog. Chihuahua's a bottom-tier dog. I don't think they're a bottom-tier dog. They are. You're going to talk to Brandon about them being bottom-tier dogs.

No, no. Rat terriers. Awesome terriers are a worse dog. Greyhounds are good dogs. Greyhounds are great dogs, actually. You know they don't need, no, rat terriers. Boston Terriers are the worst dog. You know how I feel about Chihuahuas. Greyhounds are good dogs. Greyhounds are great dogs, actually. You know they don't need, like, they're actually good apartment dogs. What's the worst dog? Boston Terriers are ugly. What?

They're really ugly. Greyhounds? Greyhounds are not ugly. Greyhounds are beautiful dogs. I agree. I think they're kind of fucking hideous. No, they're kind of like superbots. Steven, I'm with you, brother.

I'm inside Greyhound. What? You just agreed to get him. What are you talking about? I would protest Greyhounds. Chihuahuas. They're not. I like Chihuahu, they're kind of like super ballers. Steven, I'm with you, brother. I'm with you. Wow. What are you talking about? I would protest greyhounds. They're not. I like chihuahuas. I don't like greyhounds. I used to live on the block where a guy had a greyhound,

and they literally could just sleep in an apartment all day, and then he would let them out on the sidewalk and just have them run as fast as they can, like up and down like three times. That was all I knew. I kind of like Taco Bell. What? Chihuahuas probably. chihuahuas yeah chihuahuas bottom tier what is that you like

them i don't like them no no i wouldn't be my exterior oh i'm a small dog i'm a small dog Easy, easy. Hey, he's such a shoot. Dude, he looks. Yeah, you got him, Dan. I got him. Hell yeah, Dan. We got him. I can't insult Will and then do it. Is he jealous? What? Is he watching or something?

I think he's a little jealous. I think there's a little jealousy going on between them. My kids are into movies right now. We're like in our own world. He just has a comment. He's got a dog, but there's three dogs. There's the mean dog, Sam. He's number one.

And then there's his little posse. And Will is the bad there's three dogs. There's the mean dog. He's number one. And then there's like his little posse. And Will is the bad dog's posse. Really? What is that? We should all probably have a conversation together. I haven't seen the movie Balto. You know Will. Talking about Balto?

I haven't seen the movie Bolt. I haven't seen Bolt. I haven't seen Bolt. Togo? I haven't seen Togo either. Yeah, Togo's a good movie. Have you seen Dog's Purpose? Togo?

What is that? It's a country. I've seen Marley in that movie, dude. That movie made me cry. The dog's the main character, right? Well, it's supposed to. Did you know Balto was just there to finish the job. Togo was the one who did all the work.

Togo really did the work? Togo did all the work. Balto got the statue. Go ahead. Then there was Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, yeah. Now that's when there was no dog. That's a good book. What book? Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, yeah. Now, that's when there was no dog. That's a good book.

What book? Indian in the Cupboard? Yeah, film. Guardian in the Cupboard. Guardians in the Cupboard. Come on, dude. Don't laugh. Why are you laughing?

It's not fucking funny. There's 28 kids missing in South Dakota. Oh, shit. Still 28? Because it's been like two weeks. What is that? It feels like the numbers are plateaued. So wait, they stopped it?

Yeah. So we're good. Yeah. The number hasn't went up. We're fine. So it grounds for a celebration. Cheers to that. Just for the un-missing kids in South Dakota.

All right, so someone's getting in the pool. Is this Eliminator? I thought they already got figured out. Yeah, we knew Eliminator. Wasn't it Nick or Brandon? No. No. That was Eliminator no no no that was the name i don't have to get eliminator eliminator what's this one it's eliminator you want your name in this that means you're off and then you go down to the bill oh no yeah how come nikki is always getting away with everything he's gonna take twice no he actually i've gotten the worst he's gotten the worst of everything.

He had to put on Keats. There you go, you're good. You're good, you're good. That's good. Yeah, he's good. All right, so I'll give you guys a quick tip that Sass has still not figured out. The key to the wheel is to not bitch about it

until you get picked. Cause there's a chance you won't get picked. And then you- There you go, Will, you're out. Yeah, see? See? Then you look like Zion Brown for anything. For anything be happy for him and then your name You nervous I'm rooting for you brother. What do you mean my friend got out of getting wet? I'm happy stop Go damn it see

Fuck you will start working. Uh, not yet. I you, Will. At what point did you start worrying? Not yet. I've already voted. It's time to worry. It's time to worry. No, I'm not worried still. I'm still. This is actually.

No, I'm good. I'm not. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I'm fine.

I want to see Brandon in the pool. Stop. Not worried yet? Fuck! Now I'm worried. We're A. Pool for you, brother. This could have been the best two. I want it. Who's Not worried yet? Fuck! Now I'm worried. We're A. Pulling for you, brother.

This could have been the best two. I wanted. Who's pulling for Brandon? Who's pulling for Brandon? Let's divide the house. First to four wins. Hey, who's pulling for Big Cat? Thank you, thank you.

You got a beautiful wife. Steven, who you pulling for? We're pulling for a good match. A good match? What's a good match? It's a win. It's a coin flip. It's so funny how no one

raised their hand for you. Steven, who are you pulling for? He started clapping for himself. You're the only I got something for Big Cat.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Hey, this is good. It's a wheel. It doesn't have a wheel for her. It does. Somebody gets wet.

Okay. Brandon's getting naked too. I'm cold already. So I kind of feel The pool is heated. Okay. You think the pool would be pool is heated. Okay.

You think the pool will be better than – Yeah. Okay. You got to get naked too. What? That's what big cats do. Big cats need to get naked also. I'm not worried.

I think it's time to worry. No, I'm fine. First of four wins. I went to a Nets game on Friday. How was it? No Kyrie, no KD, no Bradley Beal damn watch your money backups But they came back from down 25. Yeah, it was cool No, nice good experience as KB sportsman. I don't want it to see the star plot like Bradley deal, and I like Kyrie

good seats VIP oh good Yeah, I splurged for that to watch. You could just buy VIP? Yes. I got like the buffet. Oh, wow. Yeah. Not worth it.

Pull on that little wrist strap. I once went to a Nets game where I scalped tickets. It was Nets balls. I scalped tickets to a suite. What? And it was just like a collection of like 16 people that all didn't know each other. It was the weirdest thing ever. The Nets game was sick because it was, I don't know if they do this with other games they were just

playing rap music the whole time yeah yeah they do that with other games all right here we go the moment of truth yeah are you nervous no it's a little nippy out of here no no no listen they got me this this they got me ain't no problem knows when to hit it. Ain't no problem. I was nervous about me. I'm not wearing underwear. You're not wearing underwear? No. I'm not really an underwear guy.

I had to be. Really? Yeah. I had to switch. You're not an underwear guy? I wasn't all through high school and college. What? All right, that's one nothing for Brandon.

You never won a one nothing. Uh-oh. I got swept last time. Okay, okay. So wait. That's a four. I want my name. That's a seven. You want your name four times? Oh, it's a seven? Yeah. One one Okay, okay. So wait. That's the four. I want my name. That's the seven.

You want your name four times. It's best of seven? Yeah. You're one. One, one. One, one. Come on, Will. Thank you, Will. Will's a boy.

Wow, wow. You wanna clap it up or no? I'm really into it. Try it. Clap it up when my name comes up. Okay. I like best of seven. It's fun, isn't it?

Yeah. It's a good time. Two, one. It's all right. We're? Yeah, it's a good time. Oh! It's alright, we're going back to your place. We're going back to your place. What? Home field advantage for you. That's where you gotta get, that's where you gotta separate. He's got snake on here. Yeah.

We got this. Keep going! 2-2. Oh! 2-2. What a battle we're doing with your boys. Nervous yet? Nope. You started by removing your watch. No, it said time to stand, so maybe the watch is telling me I should probably get in the pool. 3-2, man.

Brandon. So you need one more. One more, it's over. One more. Hey, that's got to feel real good. That's got to feel real good. Brandon, when's the last time you got old school? No, don't take your mic off.

Don't try to do that. Don't play those games. I'll take mine off, too. Fuck it. I'll take mine off, too. Yeah, I know. Oh, no, I'll take your mic off. Don't try to do that. Don't play those games. I'll take mine off too. Fuck it. I'll take mine off too. Yeah, I know. Oh no, I'll take my shoes off. Go! Go! Oh my god. Oh my god, stand up.

Alright, I'm taking my shoes off. I'm taking my socks off. I'm taking my socks off. I'm taking my socks off. I'm taking my socks off. Look how close that is. Oh going it's going holy shit. Oh Wait your ass is already wet. What's your ass so wet already? Wait Taylor's your ass wet no not at all Wait, turn around. What the heck? How did that happen? You plopped down. See you, Brandon. What the fuck?

Wait, Taylor, is your ass wet? No, not at all. Look at it. I don't know, dude. Oh, no. He leaked out his ass. Look, even under, he went. Oh, no. Hey, that's heated.

That's crazy. The pool is heated. What's weird is he felt it the whole time. Right. Well, all right. Get on weird is he felt it the whole time. Right. I didn't say a word about that. Get on in there, big boy. Oh, yeah. That's a good move by Brandon.

Brandon can't swim. This pool feels amazing. Oh, now I want to get in. Fuck, he ruined it. He ruined it. Fucking killed us. He was just in the cold the entire time with a wet butt. That's where it just doesn't get fun. That's like Coach Shanahan just continuing to run the entire time with a wet butt that's where it just

doesn't get fun that's like coach shanahan just continuing to run the ball when he doesn't have a quarterback oh no money he's got no cash he has no cash first and then trade that'd be so funny thanks man it's a it's a female garmin oh my wife's you know That is funny, dude. Thanks, man. It's a female garmin. Oh. It's my wife's female garmin. I'm at almost 4,000 steps. Today?

Big day. Big day at Exos. Yeah, we got after. Are you really? Yeah. What are you doing? You just walking on the treadmill? I'm going to come here.

But I'll be at Exos all week this week. Brandon, was it nice? Really nice. Do you have extra clothes here? No. Okay. Just go to my pile and grab something. You got a pile here?

Holy shit. Are you all right? What an idiot. I love that we're all shocked how wet he is. Dude, wow. Looks like you got in a pool. What the fuck? No way.

You'd just be like, fuck. It's only gonna get worse. If he slipped, I should be in his wife's- No, I think we- I think we- I wasn't talking about that. I think we fought through the awkwardness. I think we did okay in this show. Oh, no. We're good.

We had some good discussion. I was soaking wet just walking like that. The rest of my life. Damn it. There's also no way a person sits on that to the point where it's on the ground and doesn't notice it. It's leaking to the- Yeah, no, it's probably- ground and doesn't notice that it's leaking to the yeah no it's probably his anal glands you gotta express them yeah that's so that's that is the worst part about the habitable dog dude expression they don't really have a tail i saw i started taking stella to the vet because we used to do it at home and it was the worst

smoke wait you would do it yeah i did and then like this fish like come out with an anal gland? Yeah. You gotta take him to the vet. It costs like 10 bucks. It's like butt vagina smell. It's just like, oh. And then they try to lick it. And you're like, hey, hey.

You're just beating him. It is. It's like a butt vagina. What? It really is, yes. Is this just for girl dogs? It's like if you took poop and put it in a vagina.

Dogs have like, you know, usually have a tail that comes. Okay, I'm getting out. Bulldog, that thing is exposed. and put it in a vagina. Dogs have like, you know, usually have a tail that comes. Okay, I'm getting it now. Bulldog, that thing is exposed. Oh, so it's gross. My bulldog,

that butthole just sits. Yeah. Butt vagina. Oh. Yeah, boys, that's disgusting. It's really my only complaint with a bulldog.

I don't understand the want for a bulldog. All dogs have it. No, all dogs have it. No, yeah. Some have it worse. Some don't. I've never had to do the anal labor. Usually just when you take them to the vet, they'll do it. Yeah dogs have it. No, all dogs have it. Some have it worse. Some don't. I've never had to do the anal labor. Usually just when you

take them to the vet, they'll do it. They'll tack it on. Do they tell you about it? Yeah, they'll say. You can hear your dog screaming in the back. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wear headphones when I take Stella. I understand. You can bring her. No, I do. Because she just goes crazy. Yeah, I mean imagine just having someone push you. A dog screaming for help looking at you while you're being pulled into the back room

is one of the saddest things. Getting your ass glanced, Drain. I'm proud of it. Well, I mean, Brandon, yeah. I'm proud of it. What are you guys talking about? We got to have conversation. It's probably confusing for the stream. I asked him, I said, what do you think about the dogs?

So the play tonight is Drew Holiday over six and a half assists in Portland. He's cleared the summer 68% of road games. Portland giving out the most assists in the league over the last three games. Love it. Already put it in for a lot. Are you killing it with the NBA? Doing good, yeah.

I saw a clip the other day. It was, what's his name, Frank? Frank Fleming? No, not Frank. Francis. Francis. Oh, yeah. This is going to spiral him.

Congrats on the blog, bro. You just got over his word with Wincy. You about to catch 4,000 words. Center of the head. I saw him talking with Nardini, talking about how well he's done and spent all his money on something because he follows your blueprint of success. Montclair. He's an OG rider, yeah.

How is our Oklahoma boy doing? Are you chattering that bad? Oklahoma boy. Might need to get you to a hospital. Yeah, dude. The guy goes to small basketball games. Don't lay out on that. His name.

Turf. Sharp, shot, select. Yeah. We will be all right. You have a cat? We will make sure somebody reads your app. I had one. I'm going to get one.

Okay. I'm not a dog guy because I've never had one, so I don't have that emotional attachment yet. Can we as a show name the cat? Yes, with the wheel. That's funny. No. Why?

It's going to be a girl, and it has to be like Piper. All right, we'll do a Piper wheel. Like Piper. Like that type of name. We'll just do like P-I-P-E-R, P-Y-P-E-R. It has to be a semi-feminine name that also could be a profession or description of a man. Okay. Those are the hottest names, the cutest names.

Okay. Hottest names? What about Rowdy, Rowdy Piper? Wait, so what other names fit that that very okay? So it has to be a profession that's not okay. That's good. Yeah, you know I'm saying yeah I see what you're saying gonna be a feminine name with a masculine aspect to it. Okay, Charlie Leslie Well, how early oh Leslie's not bad. How what's the master Ashley? Charlie Charlie's good

Austin oh No when I was in high school the hottest rule at our school her name was off Oh, Ashton's good. Charlie. Charlie's good. What about Austin? Oh. I don't know. When I was in high school, the hottest girl at our school, her name was Austin. What about Madison? Along those lines. You got it. You got it. Ashton.

All right. But your last cat was Piper. Why don't you just run it back? Yeah. Yeah, was it Piper Jr.? That's the leading choice. Or Piper II. I'm probably going to name it Piper.

I think you're pretty set on Piper. Yeah, but I don't know. If it's a black, yes. It's gray now. Cut that for me, please. Yeah. If it's a black, yes. But why not, Piper can't be gray? Piper's a black cat. What about orange?

What about Garfield? Oh, name it Garfield. Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah. Eat it lasagna. You see your orange cat. Why'd you name it Garfield? It's a long story, actually.

It's Monday. I like Harley. No, because that's like Harley Quinn. What about Billy? Oh, Billy's not Billy. Is it an I-E? Yeah, I-E. That's just like a dumb guy name, though.

No. Let me think of the one. Yeah. What's just like a dumb guy name, though. No. Yeah. Let me think of the one. Yeah. What about Blake? Extra dumb. Blake. Oh, Blake's good.

A cat named Blake is good, but there can't be someone who, like, Blake Lively is the hot Blake. Right. And again, I don't want my cat to be hot, but cute. What about Caden? Caden's great, but I know a Caden. Oh, shit. Jesus Christ, dude. It's not a kid.

It's a cat but okay what about Dylan oh with two L's DIL Owen why no one Harper Dylan Carter what about Elliot that's very far off oh yeah tears good it's a cute name, but no. Okay, that's fair. What about Farley? That one kind of felt good. What about Stevie? Ooh. What about Fallon?

Stevie's a good cat name. I like Stevie. Stevie's good. Piper. Piper's the one. What about Hamilton or Harper? Harper's a good one. That's pretty good. That's the best one yet.

You didn't like Dylan as a porn star name, but you just said Dylan Harper. Yeah, but she's not known. Yeah, Harper's the front runner. Yeah. Harper's good. I love how you just changed it. It's just kind of, yeah. What about Iggy?

Dylan Ryder? Ooh, what about if it's Tan, Sandy? Yeah, no disrespect. Joey? I feel a little disrespected. That's fine. Did you get the cat yet or no? No, but it's happening.

But it's been in the works for about two years. You have no idea what the cat looks like. No. When are you getting it? What about Riley? In the next month. Riley's good, yeah. What about Iggy?

Wait, no, I said that one. He said no. Oh, he said no? We're on the same list, I think. Yeah. Okay. What about Sage? Wait, no, I said that one. He said no. Oh, he said no? We're on the same list, I think. Yeah. I'm going to say yes. Okay. What about Sage?

I'm just going to rattle off a few, and you tell me yes or no. Sage. No. Sandy. Shiloh. Sasha. Porn star. Sawyer.

Porn star. Sawyer would be the ideal, like, girl's name. That's a cool girl's name. Sean. No. A dog named Sean. Wait, what about Val? I love Sean. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Sean?

S-H-A-N. Yeah, like that. Yes, right down the middle. A cat named Sean? Isn't that the Olympian? What was her name? Shawn Johnson. Yeah, Shawn Johnson.

Yauncey? How's she doing? Still petite. I don't think she's growing taller. She was the OG miniature girl. Think of another one because she was like very, she was the limit for miniature. What is that? What's the limit? She was the smallest a girl can be and still be universally lusted over for an extended period of time. What is that? What is that border? She was 4 smallest a girl can be and still be universally lusted over for an extended period of time. What is that?

What is that border? She was like 4'9". It's like 4'9", 4'10", I think. She married an NFL player. Yeah, Andrew East. Couple kids. Two or three. Sean.

Cat named Sean. Sean's it. I just spelled it. I guess it goes in the back. I like that. No, Mike. W? I would.

I like that. A-U-N. That's a guy's name. Yeah. Isn't the W a guy's name? I don't think so. Also, a good boy meets role play, too, in Sean. Yep.

He was always a heartthrob. Yep. I think Sean Johnson, the running back, spelled it with two N's. Sean Hunter? Yep. Sean Hunter. Pretty cool. The episode Yep. I think Sean Johnson, the running back. Sean Hunter. Yep. Sean Hunter. The episode where his dad dies. Oof.

Yeah, it was a great episode. He kills you. Why yeah? Chet. Chet. That is his name. First crush? What was your first crush when you were a little boy?

You're that old. Topanga? This gets brought up. It gets brought up all the time. Anderson. Topanga? Probably Topanga. Topanga or Rose from Titanic. you that anger this gets brought up Brooke Burke on wild on mine was summer Sanders oh yeah good one holly bro calm down dibs you know also be um the chick from news radio member news radio with Oh, yeah. I don't. With the big tits. I don't think so.

What's News Radio? It was Joe Rogan was on it. It was Joe Rogan, Phil Hartman. It's a good sitcom. What's the first poster you kissed? Oh, I'm... Never? Wait, yeah. I was answering too quick, and I didn't realize it.

Oh, mine was... Yes, we did. Wayne Crabette. Yeah, I was answering too quick One of the old Batman like the Batman of the night you put your lips on the poster yeah, oh, yeah, okay I got one you know what I'm talking about My mother Britney Spears got milk. Yeah Did you guys have girl post it Oh yeah, mine was Britney Spears got milk. Yeah. You had to rock that poster? Did you guys have girl posters? It wasn't sexy. Mine was like a childhood.

It was the 90's Batman movie and Poison Ivy was on it. Oh hell yeah, you got right up in there. Were you the kiss the pillow guy, trying to like learn how to kiss? No, but you know I would do a pillow. I knew you would do the pillows. I didn't know if you were a foreplay guy. Yeah.

Walk in that hotel room, see a pillow in there, like you're about to have a long night. I'm going to toss you around. Bill's pillow has a permanent crease in the middle. I never felt good about it until Big Mouth came out. Once Big Mouth came out, I was like, oh, shit. There's a whole group. Yeah, yeah.

Let's do this. All right. We got to, I think the camera guys have to do whatever's next. This is good. Yeah, we fought through it. Yeah, I didn't think it was that awful. I think we fought through it. I think the camera guys have to do whatever's next. This is good. Yeah, we fought through it. Yeah, I didn't think it was that awful. I think we fought through it. I think the first quarter was tough.

We went down like 10-0. You got to chalk up the first one. Yeah, right. We fought through this. The first one's always like that. So we'll be here all week. You guys are welcome to come any day. Yeah.

Every day. Is it every day at 9 to 11? It's not 9 to 11 right now. Or is it 11 to 12? Yeah, 11 to 12. But yeah, we'll be back tomorrow. And then we have Barstool Radio Live from the Scottsdale Bar tonight. Me and Dave, I don't know who else is going to be on there tonight.

We'll be out there. All right, great. So, yeah, we'll be two hours live on YouTube, so check it out. Yeah, Super Bowl week. High noon. Thank you, high noon. That's it? Yeah, that's it. All right, we you, high noon. Okay, that's it? Yeah, that's it.

All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Keep it. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act. We'll be right back.