The Yak - World Record Day Has the Office POPPIN | The Yak 5-23-25

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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We figured it's Friday before Memorial Day Kate That wasn't a because of veterans I was because you forgot his memorials day And so we're like hey, let's do something fun. So we got some fun shit planned. Yeah. Let's get to the not fun part. No, I don't want to. I mean, we have to.

Why would we do not fun? No, the not fun part. What's the not fun part? Wait, what's the not fun? Can you put the camera on the booth? Oh. Yeah. Oh, he's mad. Oh. Right there. Right there. Womp womp. Oh, he's so dull. camera on the booth oh yeah right there

he's so dull I had to trade two cub tickets for him to come in and work today really bullshit that's that's what was 100% on you well okay so here was the situation I was faced with. You guys can tell me how I should have dealt with it. Our tech team was very stressed. I don't know if anyone saw yesterday we had All American

rejects here last night. It was pretty fucking sweet. Very cool. We'll talk about that. But we were doing a big production yesterday, all day yesterday. Our tech team was very stressed. Stefan was doing exercise. I felt bad for him because it's like, hey, it tech team was very stressed. Stefan was doing exercise.

I felt bad for him because it's like, hey, it's Friday before Memorial Day. And I saw Lucas in the hallway. He was supposed to be on vacation. He somehow ended his vacation at the perfect time to come see All American Reads. That was weird. And so I was like, are you coming into work tomorrow?

He's like, no, I'm still on vacation. And Stefan was like, it would be a huge help if he could help produce and Lucas had already previously two days before Sent me the most out-of-pocket ridiculous text message. It was not Yes, it was it was not what was I did you want to show it? Oh, you don't want to show it. I was I was scared to show it or to text it Why don't you show it if it wasn't out of pocket? Why are you scared fine?

I'll I'll pull if you don't want to show it people can just text you and ask what it is Then so that was the he's gonna show it this was out of the blue. Yeah, wait Lucas technically have today off I have request today. I've requested off, so I'm not supposed to be working So you're not getting paid for today? Yeah? Yeah, I guess not you got two cubs tickets out of this Yeah, I mean I think that was a steal for me and your two friends are back three three So we have three faces we can wait you have a Lucas's boys He said he was like can I bring bring my boys? He's like, I don't fucking care. Wait a minute.

These guys have to fucking suck. Let me see that. Oh! Come on! Lucas's boys? These dudes suck! Why? Weak ass crew! First question, why? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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Tinder friends talking the mic a few of them all right best, best boy. What's your name? Hey, hey How long have you known Lucas About three four years now. Oh, okay. So he recently picked you up college. Yeah, okay, but you knew him when he was at Chang's Yeah, I did. Did you ever go to Chang's when he was working? Yeah. And how was that? Would he give you free shit? No.

Damn, what a dick. We weren't there with our other roommates. Wait, you were at Chang's too? No, no, no. Oh, OK. We had two roommates were there. And so we'd often go there, but no free food. Wait, what school did you guys go to?

FGCU down in Fort Myer. Oh, Dunk City. Yep nice Okay, so I'm defamed wait Lucas Lucas you did too Yes, dude. I I've never asked you a question All right, so First question for you Hayden is this your boys with Lucas because this is what happens in college Is it you guys happen to live live across the hall in the dorms and then you became boys with him on the first week

and you couldn't get rid of him? We happen to be chemistry lab partners. Oh. That's about it. They do chemistry at Dunk City? No chance. Yeah, it's like a, yeah. Imagine going to see a doctor and he's like,

where'd you go to school? Like you see Dunk City? Dunk City. I'm fucking dead school? Well, you see Dunk City Have you ever had to step in about his shorts or his pants a Few times. Yeah, if you haven't you're a bad bad friend Yeah, usually it'd be like a jersey with like the tiniest little shorts We always we get him we get him in some jeans Right at first it was the shorts walking out of the room cuz you have nice legs. Can I say that? Yeah No, I just met a great body. I would like you to take your hoodie off

Yeah, I know you want to do yeah, I know I wish people asked me that more great body. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh, yeah More great body. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Or the rings tat Star Wars Okay, all right. I'm figuring this out now So you have Lucas around so that like girls see Lucas and they're like that's Hayden's a man. That's a boy It's a good. Yes. Yeah juxtaposition, right? I'm glad you see that yeah Yeah, well, it's hard not to see that it's blatantly obvious so

Do you like? Yeah, yeah, I like him okay, so you guys visited him you're in town to see him Yeah, and he's worth it so I've never really been Get this come to the office yeah Literally working for two hours now gets Cubs tickets out of it. Yeah, and we're not antique today Yet yeah, oh no, we're not gonna antique today. I told Lucas no flower today Yeah, what do you see that? We don't I guess would be the question. Oh, I see yeah has he ever made you laugh Is he?

So the thing is, I struggle with sarcasm and that's all he speaks. Okay, yeah, yeah. So like that's, so he does make a lot of people laugh. Have you guys ever had a big argument? Ooh. Probably. What is his role in the friend group?

What is his role? Like is he the planner, is he the funny guy, is he the outgoing guy, is he the guy who can do crazy shit? Like what is his, is he the planner is he the funny guy is the outgoing guys the guys you do crazy shit Like what is his is he just guy? Supportive homie he's quite supportive. Yeah. Oh he did go to school to become a therapist That's that's yeah He knows you a great job at that. I'll give him that okay, okay? I guess we recently got to Lucas's last name. That's yeah, yeah No, we didn't know. No, he does a great job at that. I'll give him that. Okay. Okay. I guess we recently got to Lucas's last name.

That's how it's been. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very slow. We've taken his very slow. I only knew him as Guido for the longest time. All our friends. Makes sense.

Guido. Yeah. We can call Lucas here. We haven't got much further than shut the fuck up, Lucas. Right. It's about as far Right about a barrier. We've crossed has he ever Started a fight at a bar that you've had to clean up I'm not this is like a common thing right now we our friends are talking about wanting to start a fight I'm not sure what's coming from but what are you guys an anchorman?

You've been having conversations like we should get in a fight We go fight fight club fight another group of friends, but the guido doesn't like to be touched So he's like the opposite as the one who's gonna be in the fight. We call it. He'll run his mouth Yeah, I only calm down Guido. Yeah. Yeah, that's how we are introduced was introduced to him. So that's all I really knew Yeah, Lucas is like a foreign thing to me interesting I Like learning about Lucas this way not from him. Yeah, right secondhand Lucas, right? Right, so maybe right we do is fun and supportive and you know, maybe I change Lucas

We start is the worst. What are you? Maybe he's like a split split personality. So Lucas you want to start over? No, we could wash away the entire history books. You can be Guido Monday. Uh no. I'm good. I don't think he's clicking the button You got her headphones. Oh, yeah, you don't have headphones. Oh, yes, that's probably the Dunk City in you The Dunk City degree How are these guys hearing what I'm not? I had wonders on the ground. All right, so what are you guys gonna do this weekend? Play pickleball, basketball, go out.

Yeah, yeah. Nice. Are you gonna try to get pussy? No, no. Maybe a few of our friends. Okay. Oh, you got a girlfriend girlfriend. You got a girl. Alright, so we'll respect that. Yep Mm-hmm. Oh, like you would have to bring them or do you have a hotel or you staying at Lucas's? Staying at Lucas's on a beanbag Lucas

What? Air mattress. I have air mattresses. Okay. He's trying to make me look bad. There's a few of us. You're trying to make him look bad is what he said. Yeah, right now. Okay It's half and half. Yeah, I get and half I've been picking him up and him down Did Lucas fucking college? Yeah, really girls girls or boys? It was always a question, but It's girls FGC. It's like on the beach right? Yeah, beautiful campus is it is it fun though? Is there a nightlife? We got a pond yeah, we got out and yeah 30 minutes No, is there a nightlife we got a pond yeah, we got and yeah 30 minutes Yeah, I hope you also know like when when I make fun of like like schools in Florida or Arizona

It's pure jealousy because it's like you did college correctly in a warm weather place It's like that's all it's all if you go to school in a northern city all you have to like to hang your hat on is be like Arizona State you must be dumb. It's like well It doesn't really matter because they had the best time of their life. You're probably not even studying at all Yeah, probably out fucking yeah, they're probably at the pool. Yeah, my cope was that they had STDs, and I Forgot to realize how they got them Coolest thing it is something you do with every warm weather school. I just go Which is the coolest thing it is something you do with every warm weather school. I just go in like whatever Yeah, they're having fun now, but I'm setting myself up for my future. Yeah at West Virginia University Okay, yeah

He wrote me hey, mr. Cat Just figured I'd ask and see if you were planning on using your tickets for Pirates Cubs on 615 I just wrote back is is this a joke? And he said no, but now I wish it was. So that didn't go well. Also, I already asked about this. Oh, you did? Yeah.

How many do you need? Four. Oh, shit. No, I will give them up to Lucas. No, well, he only is taking two. You can go with Lucas. No. I'm actually out of town.

Oh. Lucas, do you have them? No, no, no. I can get other tickets. No, no, no I was I'm out of town. Oh, Lucas. Do you have them? No, I can get other tickets No, no, no, no, do you have another big cat in your phone? I? Just put everyone as bar stool just to separate Church and state the cab bar bar stool parentheses. How do I know big cat who's oh barstool? That's right That's some classic Guido, dude Yeah Lucas I actually had no problem with you asking except for the fact it was over text and also There's something this might be just a me problem, but it's like the two weeks in advance always

You're now making me plan I have to remember that you asked for those tickets well That's why I put it in writing too, so it would be easier yeah I don't know I figured two weeks was like I didn't want to be like three days before and be like hey could I have your ticket it's also a Sunday game yeah those are pretty sick yeah okay I mean there you have two of the tickets so there's that that's done the skeins pitching probably probably Yeah, yeah, you did you mapped it out didn't you know?

Why can I hear you smirking? You map that shit out Alright, but so it's good Lucas is here and Lucas you you have the tickets you can have all four Lucas I won't need all four, but okay, you're back to motherfucker Dude they're amazing season fights and he's like mad at you. Yeah, like why would you give me? Alright so Hayden so you're here for the day here for the weekend. Yeah, but you're here in this office Yeah, so we might need you for what we're gonna do perfect

Yeah, we're calling you are you how hard was it when we said sent out your best boy? It felt like you guys that was pretty easy like you're it's pretty clear that you're the best guy in the group I appreciate the compliment. I was the closest to the door, but I'll take the compliment where I okay. Yeah, all right So you don't you don't have any other? You guys aren't before the fourth friend that's coming tonight. He's the most Boisterous Oh muscular yeah Jacob Jacob yeah, he's a he's a physical trainer. Yeah Shit yeah family from Chicago. What's the other friend? Yeah?

Oh shit. Yeah, family from Chicago. What's the other friend's name? Yeah, who's back in the booth? Who's the other guy back there? Yeah. Brian. So Brian, Jacob, Hayden, and Guido. And Cole.

Wait, we have Brian and Cole back there? Yeah. Cole, that's a cool name. Lucas, you have boys out the wazoo. You got so many boys. What's up with that? And that's where it ends. It's just them four.

Oh, that's it? Yeah, that's it. That's a strong four, though. I think that's the perfect number. It's more than a? Yeah, that's it. That's a strong four though. Yeah. I think that's the perfect one. It's more than a lot of guys have. Yeah. Yeah. Before you go, do you have any standout Lucas story

that you're like, if I was to explain him to people, this time in college blank happens? And by the way, if you want to, you can like make something up, like he pooped his pants in chemistry class. Yeah, anything you wanna say. Or just call him. Yeah, anything you say right now will be treated as fact

rest of time Okay There there's one story that always comes to mind, but there is just not Some I don't know if he wants shared what storm or he has no headphones. You can't stop All right, give me a time. He has no headphones. You can't stop Lucas oh you you don't care. I well. I just want to hear what it is. Oh, yeah Is it doesn't give a show yes? What he just as he knows is it is it the poop pants story? It might be oh, all right. It's just before he moved wait with Lucas. You're definitely fine Well, I wanted to hear what it was yeah

You're definitely fine. Well. I wanted to hear what it was yeah It's just before before he moved into our apartment It just soiled all of our rugs one of the person you replaced take just vomited all oh no That's real soil. Yeah, that's real. Yeah, yeah, you He drinks. Yeah, we saw him puke a quick win two beers. Oh,, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah pink. He just pukes all the time Mmm whenever he has pink Whitney. Yeah, okay Okay We puked pink Whitney all over your rugs are the one he replaced you What do you mean the one you place so is a group of four he replaced one of them?

Oh before he moved in the group of four roommates. Yeah, okay One of them. Oh, before he moved in the group of four roommates. Yeah, okay Lot of rugs so before he moved in he had puked everywhere, and then you guys still were like We'll have a move in oh yeah that and he joined the intramural flag football team yep He was like our little hunter-in-ro. Oh, yep. Look at you Lucas Is Lucas cool? I might be that sucks, dude You just got that you gotta make the change the guido. I think you come out of his shell Guido might be cool Lucas is not I've bumped into Lucas out at the bar a couple times and he He's kind of cool. Yeah

Never meet your heroes All right, thank you. Yeah. Yeah good to have you here great bod. Yeah. Yeah Well Lucas cool friends reveal was not on my yeah One of my bingo card. This is also now makes sense Why he was totally willing to come in today because he has a him yeah Well, he was like yeah, can I as long as I can bring my friends? I was like I don't care proof now it makes sense. This is a huge moment for Lucas No, I just didn't want them to be stuck in my apartment for two hours totally fair

This is a yeah, this is an image makeover for him. Yeah You're cool guys. We see him through a different lens Yeah, boys staying for the weekend. Let's go to me. Let's be you're gonna forget this on Monday Well, we're not here on Monday How dumb can you be? Yeah, so all-american rejects that was awesome last night it was you hear Nick no oh Why I I get like I? Crowds of like co-workers and like I don't I don't know I don't know it's I was tired

You could have sat up top with me and Brandon. He brought his gun. Brandon? Yeah. Brandon stayed? Did you see Quigs? No, I didn't see Quigs. Everyone was having the best time. It was a lot of fun.

It looked awesome. Shout out. It did. I was not. Damn. We're not like social creatures. Yeah. But I did the concert not in a social manner. Yeah, but like I

Didn't know that was a an option. Yeah This is yeah Brandon watching. Oh everyone have the time of their life That's so real. Yeah. Oh, Quigs is so good. Oh, man. He has another one. Have you seen the one from the event yesterday?

No. Sponsored event? Oh, the dog show? No. Oh, the dog show. Well, that's what it was. Yeah. Rico pulling a gun on a dog.

I wanna pop you. I need to see it. And pulling trigger. Yeah, it was very cool those guys were awesome we had uh they were running on Tuesday Tyson their lead singer came on PMT really I mean the fact they're just doing this just going really fucking cool smart I really garage is it yeah yeah super smart all right you songs It is. It's awesome. Yeah. Super smart. Their new song's good too. Come in here boys. They have a ton of hits.

What is happening right now? Yeah, it arrived. It was cool to see the younger crew. Yeah. Anyone in the mid 2000s? A couple people brought dates. Like first or second date. I heard that one.

Yeah, bringing a. It was fun to watch. Aggressive. Yes. That was overwhelming. It was like, bring your spouse or significant other to the office night informally. Right. And like Brandon and I were just sitting on the front and like it was just a parade of like, oh, so this is my girlfriend. And we were just like, whoa, this is too much. It was just

like a blending of worlds. Yeah. Which was like, what's going on? A first date? A first date. I was giving her too much at once. But Hank said afterwards and he was right, because Yeah, which is like what's going on a first date a first date? Giving her too much at once said afterwards And he was right because I think we were talking about it And he was like that is the biggest layup for like a second or third date to just hit up a girl like hey All-american rejects is playing on my works basketball court. Yeah, you want to come check it out? Yeah, private show. Like that's, you can't, that's shooting fish in a barrel. Maybe you just pass it off like this happens all the time.

Yeah, right. It's the hardest part of it. That's the greatest setup of all time. Yeah, so our Thursday concert this week is All American Regions. Yeah. And if you can't make it, just swing by the next one. Well then, after the concert ended,

the people who brought dates all went to the other side and they had the, they were like in heels playing basketball. Yeah. It was, they were eating it up if you get laid doing that if a chick said no to that you have to make a serious life change yeah Zach did you bring a date I did no sir did you did you attend the concert I didn't attend the concert you did not I did not you went home they go it did look tons of fun like a blast why didn't you want to attend? I just had us a famous that I had to do. Okay. All right

You attended Jacob. I did I had a great time. Yeah a lot of fun. I took pictures So I've been editing those today I got really good access. Oh You actually took pictures. Yes, with the actual like with a real camera Photography, I was like what did you bring a date? No, are you single man? I am I heard you turned your flirt on last night as well Not necessarily no, I heard it was impressive I will I appreciate that I Like to think I can turn on the charm when I need without doubt

I can see it. Yeah, there were their flirt with a bull people there. I think it was after oh What does that mean you got a dirty little secret for us? No not really I'm I'm very friendly with like one of the freelance producers. That's worked with Us here unlike bigger she's fair fair game. Yeah Is that a woman? Yes? Oh? God has ice but no no no no extracurriculars, okay? All right, so I told the cream team to come in because we have a big announcement sitting in the middle of the court What could it be? I can't I honest to God didn't see that

Would you I can't wait to see these you want to go take it would you like to see the unveiling? Yeah, unveil it and then come sit back down. We can do that sir. All right, okay It could be standing in front of the more expensive camera Here we go. Wow! Look at it! There it is. Did not see that coming.

There's the tailor. There it is. Oh my God, insert it. Now can I say something? It's not the best Does it already look a little dirty? It looks broken It looks like it's already harboring lists here if I had if I had a 50-50 guess of was this $7,000 or found Wrong every time One of those wheels is definitely a shopping cart wheel that just yeah, so so so it arrived So how are you guys feeling? This is this is the machine. This is the machine

This is the machine of your future it is in machine form to get in the building did feel good Yeah, a big box checked in the overall ice cream soft serve Checklist that we need to that's your baby. Yeah. Yeah, now it's real now. It's like our crystal ball. Yeah So besides are you protective of her yet? Yes. Yeah, so what's next a deep clean? Does need to be done. Okay, and are you guys gonna do that? I believe so. Yeah Does need to be done. Okay, and are you guys gonna do that? I believe so. Yeah. Yeah, we're in we're in Talks with Taylor trying to waiting for them to get back to oh, they haven't gotten back to us playing hard to get I thought it knows someone at Taylor right? Yeah, the sales guy been texting is just I think Friday before Yeah, you need to know just what uh

What he was working with when when the technician comes out So we shot him over a bunch of information of what we have here make sure we have all the pieces and everything So the technician maybe next week will be here. Hopefully next week, okay, and then deep clean Then cream yeah, yes First we deep clean then we cream deep clean cream. We cream it next next week clean it and cream it yeah We're cream it or we're creaming next week. Are We cream it next next week clean it and cream it. Yeah, we're cream it We're dreaming next week. Are we cream it next week? I don't want to give a hard date because we don't have a date from Taylor right they were to say like oh

Close the soon as we can get out is like two weeks Then I don't like I don't necessarily want to put but we want our reputation as a cream team on We just want to make sure that the first product we serve you is the best product to the machine's ability and our ability. We don't want to hinder your soft serve experience. So we just want to make sure that it's right for you. Right. Are we going to be putting cones on the side or anything?

So we purchase that? Do we need to purchase that? We haven't gotten the ingredients yet, no. What do you mean? The ingredients for the toppings, cones, and. Yeah, where's Mincy's topping dispenser? Is it out there is there another blanket on something don't have the other missus is not here yet We should look at it. Oh, I've gotten it. Oh we just need him

He just wants we have to just find out the date with the topping guy the topping machine is secure met you said okay so it's deep deep clean and then other things and then So it's deep clean and then other things and then Big Cat you're asking are we getting a permanent fixture? Yes attached to the that's where you pull the cone down correct We can yes, yeah, I think we need that can be acquired. I think we need yeah, okay consider it done I'm gonna go look at have you two discussed uniforms. I think that's completely your choice whatever you guys want color wise Do you know what colors you would like to wear? Hat, name tag, apron. Uniforms have not been discussed. We haven't done uniform or color scheme yet.

Jacob, what are you thinking? Leather? Color wise, I don't know. Leather might be a little hot. I do get quite sweaty. So leather would not be the preferred call. Those are the hoppers. I can only imagine that six shot Luke's getting.

How heavy is that, do you think? 700 pounds. Oh shit. That's 700. Holy shit. Yes. It's not even packed for that much. The wheels are great though.

How's it feel? Good. It is extremely dirty in there. Wait, like on the inside too. Oh no. So they said that they cleaned it once a week while they were storing it and it's actually we found out it came from a small cheval wow fans why they get rid of it is it proof the company that

delivered it and brought it they like run small cheval and they switched out their machines to a different like kind different manufacturer the upgraded better they got the better we got I don't know about better they just they just they were their volume was their demand was too high so they just needed a more industrial quicker got it we can't be having more ice cream than a restaurant Got it. We can't be having more ice cream than a restaurant Why not why not

So yeah, they just need to go bigger. That was it. Yeah so they got paid and Did they text you back since getting paid? the delivery people Yeah, pay yeah guy named Cory Cory and yeah, Cory said thanks for You know pleasure doing business if you need help getting a table at the restaurants They managed to hit him up so nice. Good. Nice guy. Nice guy We need help cleaning this yes. Yeah, we're not going to the restaurant till it's cleaned

Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay clean well congratulations boys. Yeah. That's gotta be clean. Well, congratulations, boys. Yeah, you did it. Thank you. You did it. Job's not finished. Okay.

Job's not done. Didn't do it yet, but a big step, very big step. It feels good to just have this in here and just looking at it being like, that's gonna be... It feels like the job is done, but it's not close. It's not close. Not close, but it is good to see it in the building. Right.

Right. A big step was made. Can you give us a soft date? You said you don't want to go hard, but soft day soft. We're cream. We should be creaming by early June Early early June and today is okay. That's not bad that sounds bad Just because we're still in May so I always think like oh my god. That's forever But that's a week if we were warm out. I'd be getting a little test. Yeah, but it's cold. We were talking about you're talking about potentially D day creaming I think that that could be viable. Yeah, I think on okay how quick we can get Taylor out. Okay. Yeah I'm looking at the forecast to Nick's point I think it's 70s like next weekend. It's worse to get one next week. Yeah, summer's gonna be next week

Okay, people are gonna get restless. I'm just putting that on your radar. Okay, you don't want people getting wrong people restless no Is then it just we could be they're gonna be just fist fights. We got Lucas's crew here. They're looking for a fight Have you seen that guy? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, would you if you? Lucas's crew wants to fight Who would you put on your if we could get a crew from here you get to pick? To fight Lucas's crew. Yeah anybody in the office. Yeah, big T. Okay um Can it be the people like company-wide no, it's in this office Yeah, of course Zach. Oh, okay

But like but Zach you can sack. I'm not much of a hands guy I feel like you accidentally kill some You have a rage yeah little Lenny from mice of men. I don't I just fucking choked him out my bad Definitely no murder in my bag now Yeah, I don't know what happened a blacked out Hayden's dead now I definitely leave the boys hanging but like me me being second drafted is a misstep Simpling a fight team Is anything deep down in you where you can get really pissed off now really yeah try stay ebb and flow Yeah, I say somewhere right there in the middle

Mm-hmm before before you play basketball yesterday the Knicks the Knicks game is getting you fired up That was a little rough, but you know a lot of series left. Yeah a lot of series left game one game Oh, you're a Knicks fan. That's right game one dude. It's no problem But I was bad. It was rough Okay, I'll talk to rim there right what about eight feet in the air Just come down and go no tea Pacers got It's a good recap

That air ball didn't feel too good either from Brunson at the end there and cat I know what I had a good air ball, but it kind of was an air ball for like if you're seven feet You barely hit the front of the rim. That's an air ball It kind of was an air ball for like if you're seven feet and you barely hit the front of the rim That's an air ball Try to bounce back. That's it. Yeah, I got about are you excited for Oliver Rue? Olivier Rue is that his name? Yes Who's Olivia room the tallest teenager in the world seven nine gator seven nine guy on Florida I We want an ad he didn't even play did I tell you I I walked right past him at the at the final four

When I was when I was there I didn't he's easy that if I should you He is as big as you think he is he's bigger than that Jacob. Oh, I hear than that I've seen so many pictures of him like on campus like in crowds Like in a frat backyard, and he's just like twice the height of everybody there. He's not the biggest person I've ever seen he's the biggest anything I've ever seen anything and he's proportionately correct. Yeah, he looks Like it looks awesome or anything. Yeah, where is he from is he well? Yeah, where is he from? Sounds French that be I think he is American. I think you might yeah, he went to IMG Academy in Florida is he French Sounds I'm not French name

Name whoa hard to tell yeah, that's as French as it could get you see the spurs are kind of freaking out cuz wembe's growing Yeah, that's not good dude. If something's in the water in France. Mm-hmm. They got it. They got a chick. That's big, too Yeah, they got chicken dunk. He is very He doesn't look awkward like a lot of oh wait. We could take a selfie, and you wouldn't know he's a huge man Oh my god What rim he doesn't have to jump? How do you stop that he's the fucking man? Yeah, that's a ten. That's the ten foot room So tight is this is what it was like for you. Yeah, I was I was seven foot nine What uh we'll catch the picture him next to Trump He's at the White House. What, uh, can I see a picture of him next to Trump?

He was at the White House? Yeah, I believe Trump called him a beautiful man. I'm not mistaken. Love that. Not to get political. He's probably shorter than Barron. Both sides would agree he's a beautiful man. That's true.

Beautiful man. He is massive. Oh my god. That's true. He is massive. Oh my god! Oh my god! Stand up and shake his hand. Yeah.

Holy shit. So he's 18 or what? He's still growing though. 18, 19, yeah, he's young. I think he red-shirted last year. I don't know how good he is. still mystery around that so him playing next year Todd said is going to be a oh first name Todd golden yeah well I didn't know if you were you and Todd no we're not personally close like that but like

that's my coach got it yeah but he said that him playing next season is going still going to be like a road like it's not a guarantee Got it. Oh, then he sucks. I'm but he's so tall so tall you have to scoop him up Right you have to see what you got. Yeah, I went out there And see what you got back to back again. Hopefully they're gonna be good. Yeah All right Jacob can you grab oldie cuz we're about to do something else Zach Why don't you stick around for a minute? Okay? I'm gonna roll the machine back. Yeah, you can yeah congrats Jacob

Yeah, great job boys great fucking job Zach Jacob was been saying that like you work for him It's this is a I was this a team aspect great job with Jacob He's been a fantastic contributor to this two-man team right, but he was like yeah, I'm kind of Zach's boss I can't speak for Jacob that also might be a fallacy. I don't know if that's true. I believe in my hand I talked to him like uh he said it was like 70-30, which is Yeah, all right. I believe these might be fictitious conversations you guys had but which is fine I could be wrong, but I wouldn't I wouldn't see him saying you're not gonna take much to this to heart

Oh, not at all. No, I love in a team. Thanks. Good smart. Good, man We're trying to break you up, but it's I'm testing I'm stress testing the cream team You have to do better. We should Yes I'm stress testing the cream team You have to do better and we should Yeah, we're gonna stress test we invite 400 people Yeah, how do you feel about that 400 people to the yeah, I want 100 people that fucking love I somehow there's there's like raw chicken on the ice cream Shut it down There's a cockroach in my cold Shut it the fuck down. We're gonna pump cream as fast as possible would invite many people over to the machine

I don't know if you guys want there to be a line I would imagine you guys want easy accessibility to your soft serve might be setting yourself up for a queue And that's not good. Yeah, we're gonna go as fast as we can but I hate for you guys to be in a queue I love a good stress test man Yeah, I think though for for a soft serve machine the stress test if we did a taffer stress test we need to like Buss in like a hundred kids straight from a water park. Yeah Have them just screaming and yelling at a little league team. Yes When Zach and Jacob dealing with a bunch of nine-year-olds there's no soft serve team ready for that yeah, no

That's a nightmare for any what a video that would be oh My god Oldie what's up, dude? What's going on boys girls? Hello? You showered yes, I did that was not good. That was terribly bad I'm the month they wouldn't smell me yesterday. It started pretty early in the day my friends I took people's word for it. I guess yeah, he made Hank actually vomit on PMT. It was intense It was crazy. This is a thing you like purposely planned or it just happened to be that way No, I think it's just my body be oh

I literally just got off the phone with the wifey and she said, you need to start wearing more deodorant. I said, I wear deodorant. It's not working. Like send me to like a science building. It doesn't work. It just doesn't work. I don't know. Yeah. We're, I think there's a future and we got to figure out, we're going to have our sales team talk to like dove and doing a video of like oldie goes to the science building Like I mean I went upstairs. I had a beautiful nice shower. It was awesome I didn't want to have a shower, but I had a shower for all my free made him before the American rejects Yeah, which is a phenomenally awesome incredible that was wicked So I went upstairs had a shower rinse and I even did the once rinsed again twice

There's a deodorant stick up there just layered layered it on and then I just fed some Gillette's our little some spray and then I even got some little cologne scent as well and People like how do you smell? I'm like, I think it good. They're like still kind of Applies don't even work like I don't know. It's like a coating clear coating extra coating. It's not working Yeah, do not like showering No, I know I do shower. I enjoy it, but I mean if I miss it. It's not a big deal But I don't I don't know what it is maybe the consumption of food I got to look into like better But could you smell it on you? Yeah, and it's always kind of been around for years. Like, does it bother you or no? No, just kind of carry on. Just

smell like a eight, like four cloves of garlic and like six onions. Yeah. And it's always been around like we can go to the cottage up up north. It's just like continuously BO smell like Yeah. And then when I hug on to someone like the stain transfers over to like the shoulder grab hug and like, Oh my god, it's disgusting yeah do you have the Lucas you pulled the picture of max and memes in the booth last night they were the booth is like I don't know it's a shoebox yes and they

were as far away from oldie as possible with face coverings because they were both about to puke you hotboxed them in there yeah yeah we never be the same there's no ventilation in there it was like they're like they were the rookies and I was like the BO guy locked in the room There's like you can't leave like the fart bomb thing you guys do a little when I Yeah, when Luke you got stuck in the little thing and he was yeah again and Ralph and look And I apologize I apologize So I'm dancing on the glass having a good time firing boys getting them in the kitchen gotta go busy busy thank you security tell me hey buddy you can't be doing

that you gotta go buddy I'm just having a good time on the glass what do you All these starts just lifting his arms Max looks like a Columbia student protesting Your jacket off it was I started getting hot in there yeah Holdy did you last night at the concert show Tyson ritter your pouch? The lead singer. Yeah, I thought you're okay. Yeah There was a moment where he was like don't be afraid to show some skin And then old he was like I'm gonna show you my pouch right now, and then he was like goddamn All right, never mind well like he got like kicked out of the front row, basically. Yeah, he was like, he was like, man, this is great. At the first, like, you got to go, like, you're ugly. And then the show was over. It was

awesome. I went and met him with him after. Yeah. Absolutely. Gee, the guys at Butte. And then as he goes, I'm sorry, I kicked you out of the stage, but your energy was too much and I couldn't take it anymore. And I'm like, he's like, lead singer in a band. Of a rock band. And he's like, I've been to so many concerts and done so many shows and I've never had this in front of me before. And as a guy, this is stock standard. There's nothing out of the line here.

Referring to your anatomical pouch or just your behavior. I think the behavior. Was your odor creeping back? It gave out a general like, hey, don't be afraid to get loose out there. Take an article of clothing off or something. And Oldie was the only one that heard it. And basically just got naked. I think he was talking to the girls.

Yeah. Yeah, I was just like free for all, just wandering around and then he said, show it. So if you ask for something, you should really say, okay, I can help you out. Well, in my back, people were like, what's happening up there? And it's so normalized to me now

I was like oh oldies up there showing them his skin pouch You'll pocket side pouch pussy was was was there odor emitting from that yesterday. No, that's pretty good. Is it yeah, it's a good rub I mean, it's there. It's it's bread on bread so like yeah camera too much about it like It's there. It's literally there, and it doesn't go away. I think it No, I was always been there. You just got to start wearing a car air freshener as a chain around your neck Yeah, yeah like to like I'm from the shoulders from the delts or something make it three I whipped you at about 130 yesterday. No after after yak and it was Strong yeah, it was very it was like a mackerel if it had a tonsil stone.

It's not good and it's not good. And I tried to say, well, I went to the yoga studio. So maybe like I really sweat out. And I sweat my bag off out there with the. It's a hot yoga with Donnie and Hank. On the Wednesday night, two hour power too. We did the one, we did the hour flow and then we did the hour stretch after. How'd it feel? It was great until I was done and me and Donnie were

side by side and just you just your bop bop bop bop and I looked down there's everything's leaking out of me. There was so much sweat and I even asked the lady I'm like miss I'm so sorry but like is there any way I can get a mop without water and I can just keep Continuously soaking up the pond it literally looked like the Chicago River There was so much and I was in the corner and it was like pooling and I'm like if there's a basement They're gonna get flooded Damn yeah, I had my shirt off in there and it was uh, it was great the BL wasn't obviously I don't know. Maybe we can check with chef. It was bad, but I think it was fine. It was possible.

Then I had a shower. I had another shower when I got back to the house. And then I woke up and had another shower before I came to the office. And then throughout the day it was continuing to get, I'm assuming, well it did. It got worse. It got worse. There's literally no hiding behind that because Hank ended up puking All right, so we got some we got something fun we're gonna try to do

Hold on I gotta send the guy so there's a guy online Who's trying to break a bunch of records? And it's funny because he some of the views are like very low and I like this guy. He's broken And it's funny because some of the views are like very low and I like this guy. He's broken. Nick, did you watch him at all? I did, yeah. So it was your assistant found this guy. Yeah, he found this guy and he sent it to me.

He was like, this could be a good idea. And I was like, yeah, you know what? This is perfect for a Friday yak. Something fun to do. Hold on, I'm finding it. World. Wait, where's this guy? Oh yeah, he's called the record breaker rush

Tendency Lucas And We have so we're gonna try to break one record today. Yeah, I think we could try to play one of these We've tried to do this before in the past. Yep, but these are I think these are Breakable, but my fear was if we don't break them probably not fun, right? So I thought we could kind of gamify this a little bit by splaying us down the middle and we each each team Tries to do it. We volunteer one or two people to break the record If you lose the competition, you'll give me a number between one through ten and I'll give you an item you have to eat Are these Guinness World? No, they're not we're not allowed to put anything. I don't

think we're even allowed to say that word. Yeah Lucas you're not allowed to put anything Guinness Book World Records. This guy he he does a very good job not a ton of views. Yeah right it's kind of weird because he's out there like grinding. So I figured we could do that and then I think what we do is keep score of who wins each I think there's six records to break. We keep score and then the losing team We spin a wheel elimination and the last person on the wheel Has to do an overnight hosting with mince. Oh

Like you have to do a show all night with them no no you have met your place Like wine and dine like the wine dine huddle everything Take him out to dinner back. Let's play building doesn't allow me sleeps on your couch Hey, I think I think you got to give up your bed and you sleep on the couch. Oh Like hope you have your whole if you give him the best of the best if you're the whole Oh, I thought it would be fun to up the stakes Yeah, no, I like this a lot of it, and then he's good. He gets he's obviously part of the complimentary He's gonna get breakfast. He's gonna get he's gonna get dinner breakfast a bed turned-down service now Zack

You live in a studio yeah, there is no couch What's the you got a queen size no, you're about to be sleeping with a fool I just have to offer him the I have to take the desk chair I think it's a good bonding time though Zach I think it could be like you know you can get to know him better in I think sharing is caring also We can do so many other ways in a sleepover, but a lot of things have to happen before this happens. Yeah, right. Yeah, right It won't be you we'd have to lose and then it's gonna be me It's gonna be tight kind of tightest and it's gonna be it's gonna be the night mincy stays over your wife

Wheels the wheel yeah mincy stayed over tonight. I's coming to the hospital he's gonna be yelling push mincy just like trying to scream at you when you're frantically getting out of the house being like you know some about widespread panic or himself like don't you think about me he gets in the my wife goes into labor and he's in between us and the car. We just can't get past him. So I saw him actually in Charleston. I saw him. I'm like, Mincey, we gotta go. Oh, all right. So that's, I love this.

Yeah. And so Dom, the most, one of the more organized people I've ever met. Yes. He's a straightforward business. Cool guy. Been in my system for a week and a half. Very good. He curated what he thought would be like the most beatable record Yes, but I think they're visually pretty fun as well. Okay, love I yeah, this is where Dom is like this is Dom is I should have done this a long time ago getting an assistant He sent me a shared notes app and he was like, which ones do you think visually would be good?

And then like I just in the notes app I did it and then he got every I yeah like this Oh, yeah, it's he's an asset It's crazy. You didn't have so it's crazy like yesterday We had a ton of shit going on and I wasn't able to like look at a computer for the entire day And he just spent all day like basically like sending me stuff that was happening. Yeah, he's good I do this earlier. So yeah, shout out Dom. Okay, so should we be are we doing it? For I I had it broken up. I thought let's see here Go to the shared notes app I

Was thinking we would do Titus Kate Kyle Danny, okay, Danny. Okay. Big Cat, Chay, but if we want to do... We'll take out Chay. Big Cat, Zach, Nick, and Oldie. Okay. Alright. Heck yeah.

Let's go. I don't know if I'm feeling good or bad about this. Why don't Danny and Oldie? And if Oldie is chosen, he has to stay with you in Canada. Yeah, he has to go, we'll fly him to Canada. I actually think that they'll become best friends. I think oldie has an ability About him that he can disarm anyone with just his like kindness and yeah energy He takes over every sense. Yeah, right, right

All right, so any switch seats and that there it is simple as that. Yeah He's gonna be fun I think so it's a fun little Friday activity. Yeah getting us going into the weekend No, you're not pretty yeah, yeah So is there a wheel made Lucas or is it just Can you make one Lucas? What do you want? And we could sub in a Lucas boy if we want We don't even have to, we can go in order We can go in order. We can just go in order Let's start with a pencil breaking

Oh boy. Pencil breaking. Big Cat do you oldie maybe? Let's start with a pencil breaking oh Boy Big cat do you oldie maybe? What do you guys wanna? Do we know what the what's the world record for pencil breaking? Okay? I feel like I could come I think it's you yeah, yeah What's the world record most pencil snapped in one minute? I don't know okay. I mean this is this is KB Yeah, I hurt now I would like to add a twist. It's nothing It's broken if you're down behind by a lot you can attempt to break one of our big game pencils

And that counts as 50 pencils, okay Do you want to show the pencils that we have out there Lucas? Yeah Wow all right, so How much time do we have out there Lucas? Yeah. Wow. All right, so how much time do we have? One minute. And then should one of us go and then one of us go? Oh, I like that. So it's not chaotic? So you can know if you have to break a big one.

Okay. Is it me versus you, KB? What's your team name, Kyle? My wrist is fucked. That's a weird team name. How'd you hurt your wrist? Yeah, that's a good team name. Yeah.

And we'll be the healthy wrist. Not as well. Yeah, fine, yeah. The strong wrist. Strong wrist versus my wrist is fucked. Okay, are you going or is someone else going? I'm not going. Okay, so.

Can't do this one. Who on your team is going? I think Danny's got it. I got it. All right. Yeah, he's quick. I hate to chay it up, I have a question. Okay, does it have to be freehand or can you use the table as leverage like I don't know matter how?

However you want fuck it. Okay. Yeah, just checking okay Maybe you'd be so good at this if you're if only you were healthy break them like healthy how fucked is your wrist? It's fucked. I couldn't even do push-ups. It was my ego Yeah, Danny would you like to? It was my ego. Oh. Your ego from here. Yeah. Danny, would you like to agree that whoever goes second

should be blindfolded and removed so that they don't know what they have to do. What they have to get? I think that's fair. Agreed. Agreed. OK. Well, how do you want to decide who goes first?

Are we not doing the wheel? Oh, yeah. We could decide. We could do the wheel. So just put a wheel of me and Danny. Really like a test pencil. I know you don't know So true Lucas. Do you think you could break one I? Think so okay

How about okay, so What is it 50 pencils for big cap pencil counts as 50 okay? So how about a hundred pencils if you break one of Lucas's legs? Actually yeah The big cap pencil counts as 50. Okay, so how about 100 pencils if you break one of Lucas's legs? There, there. Actually, yeah, if we just want to use these records as a guideline and are having twists, should we just have it not one minute and how long it takes for you to break 100? Oh yeah. Wait, so there are 100 out there? I don't know.

That's a Dom question. Okay, let's see how many are out there. Yeah, yeah, no, that's a good call. It should just be how long it takes you to break all of them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, alright. Let's count these. And then maybe the big pencil is 30 seconds off your time, 20? Yeah.

Alright, 50 on each table. Holy shit, very well organized, Danny first. So however long it takes for 50. Come on, Danny. And then we it takes for 50. Come on Danny. And then we can, we don't have to do the blindfold. Yeah, we don't have to do the blindfold and the big pencil. And Danny if you lose I have an item of things behind me that are all numbered. Okay, so the loser does the challenge.

Loser eats and then the losing team spins the wheel for hosting. Yes. Okay. Alright. Ready Danny? Ben's in today right? Ben? Mince. Oh yes yes yes yes yes. Ben? Yeah Mince is on call. Okay. I told him to be ready. All right Lucas tell us when we're ready. No no you're trying to break all 50 pencils. And if you break the big pencil, that's.

Danny, I'll make a deal with you. Should we just not go for the big pencil? I don't think I could break it. All right, let's just go not go for the big pencil. You're going to go for the big pencil? Of course. Remember, you can use any method. Danny.

The first pencil's going to fall off. Dropping them will fuck you up. Start on the other side, Danny, so it's visually. Thank you, God. Don't be too cluttered. Yeah. Make sure they stay on the table. Oh so it's visually. Thank you. God. Don't be too cluttered. Yeah. Make sure they stay on the table. Oh, I see. All right. So you got to break every single pencil and it's a timed thing. All right. Tell us when you're ready. You can count them down. I have to wait to pick it up. Yeah. I'm gonna go three, two, one, go.

Okay. I'm ready. Three, two, one, go. Oh my god. Quicker. Much quicker. Oh my god. There Go okay three two one go Quicker much quicker. Oh my god. There you go. Oh there. He goes quicker going to it Yeah, three at once if there's a pencil on the ground the time does not faster Whoa, oh shit. He is so strong. Oh my god. There's a couple unbroken. There's a couple unbroken I should he used to have those bracelets. That's a Danny strongbroken. There's a couple unbroken on the ground. I should have used to have those bracelets that said Danny Strong. I should have known. Hey, can you be the ref and go to go out there and make sure there's no pencils left? Danny a little quicker. Go Danny. Go Danny. There you go. Come on, Danny. Do the big one right there.

Do it, do it, do it, do it Danny, do it. Wait, wait, wait, Stephen. No. Danny, are you done? He probably was done a couple yeah, I think it was like 32 33 It's still broken Nick still are we clear che Yeah, these are all broken all right so go back Lucas see what the actual time is because he probably got three seconds was that a world

Rated 738 range that had to be a world record. Yeah, those wow Danny was good grip strength going forward I feel like whoever is second 110 is the record look now what the first person days Did was it set up? One ten is the record. You can't be able to look at what the first person is. Now, did they, was it set up in a certain way? Yeah, right. I thought being on the table, were they hinting at a strategy you're supposed to use? Or making it harder, like did the guy who broke that have the pencils like that?

Cause them being on the edge. Did you put like one hand on it and like just go. Oh, that must be it. Like you go around the table like that. I bet you that's it I don't know that would be breaking like probably shouldn't have said before big head like a chop like a chop Suey like probably should have waited to offer that strategy breaking console yeah probably should's, yeah, that's time. I wasn't going to go one by one.

35.69. That was pretty impressive, Danny. Yes, it is. I could have done way better. I should have thought going into it three at once. Yeah, you underestimated yourself. All right. I just never really broke pencils before.

Dom has already swept up the other pencils. You guys can count them down. Three, two, one, go. Oh my god. No way. No! Oh no, oh no, oh no. Oh my god.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, remember the drop one. I don't think that one broke. Don't tell him, don't tell him. Steven, I don't know. That was, god damn it.

Oh, it's a two man team. Yeah, I didn't realize. that big as a two-man team Yes, yes go cat All Danny I like your go go we got eight seconds Yes, that's it done yes, no, no, it was before 35.91 It was before It was before It was before That's gotta be 34

The stray pencil that Chay picked up off the ground would have been a five second difference His hand is bleeding Chay picked one up Good Chay pick hat Pretty good, yeah Clear, Ray But Chay...

If there's any question, we can go pencil off We have more pencils I'm down for a pencil off Are you guys down for a ten pencil off Well, can we agree che helping him out there? Yeah, I didn't love I know I'm chasing Yeah, I know that's part of the game If it's a pencil off can I say it's got to be one at a time for I like that

Box pencil off all right how much do we have to be boxes yeah we have boxes right there with more pencils you what you agree to it I had to head same time and I agree no chain of friends one at a time we going one at a time no I think we go same time pencil off all right a whole box same time pencil off holy fucking I like that I like that yeah cat just remember you're in school and you're frustrating. You're pissed off. One at a time big cat. This is good.

What happened? It's a cut. Just cut your hand? Yeah. A lot of lead. This is dangerous. Yeah, we're not supposed to put lead into skin, right? Remember they always said that?

Oh, I don't even say that. They still don't do that. That was one of the things they said growing up, don't do. Yeah, I don't. No lead. No lead. They did say that. Don't fix the lead.

There's a lead So what was the guys record one ten in a minute 110 but a hundred don't know I think that's beatable 110 pencils in one minute Wow, cuz that's 50 close to 30. Yeah Yeah, we're doing 10 one at a time. Yeah, they're in the wheelhouse. Wait, we're doing 10 one at a time? You guys tell Che to move. 20 I think, wait let's count, make sure.

Three, five, eight, 10, 13. And remember, this is huge for each of us because one point for a team, it's one point away from posting. One step closer to mid-season. Wait, wait. They just did 50 in 35 seconds? They could have beat that record. for a team. It's one point away from roasting. One step closer to Mitzi's house. They just did 50 in 35 seconds. They could have beat that record.

Yeah. That guy's. Kyle, that's what I'm telling you. If your wrist wasn't fucked, you would break the record. I have a record. Yeah. Kyle, yeah, you gotta get off the, like you're on the long term or short term IR. What do we play with?

Kyle, we have to get you back to full strength. You gotta break this record. We can get you in that one book. Can we get him like the squeezy ball to start like getting the the money have a curse? Oh, yeah Do you guys just a strain or you got I think you could I think you very well could yeah I think Hayden could but this hate could oh my hate could immediately destroy it He would look at it and snap it my god. He could do with his legs probably Are you guys ready okay

ready set go is it one at a time Wow very pleasing sound it's cat it is very cat cat cat it's cat his hyper focus Oh boy, oh fuck. Oh, Danny's. Oh fuck Danny's on this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Danny don't Who was it cat cat by one pencil good battle chance good battle That was huge wow Wow, that was. Fuck, I'm sorry guys. That's okay, you're still the sexiest man in Chicago. Doesn't matter. Great way to get a point there.

That's huge. You were huge, that was huge. As you just kind of fumbling with your hands. You bared down, you just kept grinding. That's what it was about. You kept the hands low by that. Yeah, you gotta keep right by them. Danny, you were kind of lifting up.

Yeah. Hey. Just gotta snap, snap, snap. Good performances. Wow. That was wonderful. Danny, give me a number between one and ten. Podcast listeners are gonna love that one. did not be could have hey snap snap snap good performances wow that was wonderful Danny give me a number podcast listeners are gonna love that yeah I'm sorry team yep Danny can you give me a number between one and ten sure can seven set number seven interesting choice oh oh no I feel like it might be a car

Cantaloupe Oh entire cantaloupe Danny To eat it right now. Yeah, yeah, give it a nice bowl roll. Oh Good hands all right ready ready Smash smash smash no just go cut it Yeah, yeah, they're good, but not a bad one not a bad one. That's a really good one. It looks pretty good I'm jealous. They're a worse thing his tummy will be full. Yeah, it's a lot of love It's a lot of love Yeah, if it's a juicy one a lot of love, but I mean it's got to be vitamin C right ton of vitamin C And then D. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know I would say it's got to one a lot of love, but I mean it's got to be vitamin C right ton of vitamin C

D I don't know yeah, I don't know I would say it's got to have a lot of vitamin somebody I gotta be something good. Would you say cantaloupe is great? Yeah, I Think it's my rush more fruits Oh Would you go cantaloupe or honey mediocre a cantaloupe all when it's scooped when you get the right one What about a honeydew melon? He does the worst? Use the worse there's a reason there's no cantaloupe flavored anything yeah That's a good point what other what's in the like?

Genre cuz like I feel like cantaloupe you see cantaloupe with honeydew maybe some watermelon and watermelons obviously that's a route Yeah, that's not even you know Brandon Walker is just to test watermelon really what he says. Where is he today? That's what he says We get him on the phone if he's he hates well, I might be at the turn by now we can maybe Honeydew one of the most popular bubble tea flavors actually very popular in Asian culture. Oh Thank you look that up Yeah, I'm not a honeydew guy the honeydews like too crunchy to I just know like when I buy like the I buy like the big container

And it's usually like honeydew cantaloupe mixed and then watermelon you'll buy that too in them My kids just crush the watermelon don't eat any other stuff Yeah, watermelon super water. Yeah best Yeah, it's he's not he said he's not even indifferent. I was like so you're just not a fan He's like no no no I despise it and watermelon also like wow make any sense watermelon Not only is great as watermelon watermelon flavor things are great I agree like even though they don't taste like water. Yeah watermelon Um not at all believe don't really taste like no melon, but the

Whatever they do with it. Yeah, whatever Fucking rock fake flavor is also rocks you have a young call right? Yeah I saw a record that I had for us, but I think we could have him do okay I'm gonna get him in here. Yeah, he should be doing all of these. Where should he do this record? Where should he do it? Maybe out there, Indian style. OK.

Native American style. OK. Into quarters. Have you guys been waiting for me? Yeah, no, we haven't said anything. What an ego on Danny. No, we. Oh, waiting on me, huh?

I'll say this. While the challenge is going. This is a nice thing I'm going to say about Lucas. I'm actually, in this moment, happy that TJ's not here and it's Lucas, because if TJ were here, we would be cheering Melons right now. That's right. Lucas wasn't fast enough to do it. But what would be awesome is-

TJ would have had it up right there, and it would have been like the next hour would have been us arguing about me But hunt Ali saying things are horrible. I think we would have all agreed cantaloupes great. No, we would not I said there's a reason it's not the flavor of anything. You could still do it right now It's in the bottom ten not good bottom five percent of fruits No, that's also a bottom five percent of fruits that are that we have crazy agree with bottom five for five percent oh and bottom five oh did you forget to scoop the seeds out well yeah I bottom five percent isn't really saying much because like there you didn't school no spoon that I don't get it go

get a spoon of them of the fruits that are available at our local supermarkets you would take it you would take a kiwi over a candle? Oh my. That was the wrong choice. That's his favorite. Really? Yeah, you fucked up. Oh, no.

I love a good kiwi. I'm gonna get rid of these seeds. Grapefruit. I like grapefruit. No! What? Grapefruit? Oh my god.

Are you a woman? No way, dude. I don't even like grapefruit. Oh, wait, wait. Really? I thought people loved it. Grapefruits rule. Grapefruit, yeah. Dude, you and Che are fruit twins. Oh wait. Wait. Are you really? Grapefruit rule Crave yeah, dude you and Che are fruit twins. Isn't it super bitter and like it's not bad

Watermelon s cantaloupe s honeydew c grapefruit D sucks. Who's doing that? Get this off. Look who I don't know fruits. That's a great fruit. dude. Yeah, like you ever look at a mirror Lucas I don't get it All right mincy we got we're breaking world records on today's yak okay, Nick has one for you Well, I was for one of us, but I think you'd be better at it. Yeah most colored paper with a crayon with the Non-dominant hand okay, just filling it up Yes, okay Yeah, how many crayon we have like box just that box yeah?

I will give you I think it's one you got to pick the color Well, it's like a percentage thing like you have to get it the most yeah So you have to fill every inch of it with one crayon so you have to be pretty strategic about like but but not a dominant Hand yeah, not dominant. Do you have a dominant hand? Yeah, I'm right handed okay What color crayon would you like I? What's your favorite color I'll go red okay? Good choice Like every millimeter. It's got to be completely it's gotta be

Is the record how many sheets or how many no it's just how far up how With non-dominant, okay, it's just a regular computer paper so we can go back of the prep sheet Grab a real computer piece of paper.. You want it? Yeah, yeah I would like see both sides wouldn't you both sides you can do if you have enough crayon for it. Yeah And if you want out of that color men's we can just get you another color what? Yeah, I mean there's a printer downstairs right here The corner mincy and Clemmer eating the lollipop video went going viral. Crazy, yes. Now Nick, who has his record? Nobody.

OK. What? Most colored paper. Yeah, what else? I was like, sure, yeah. Let's go for the record. All right, so get out in the court, and then just go. And then when you think you're fully colored

Stephen Che will be the judge Yeah, here. I'll tell them sit right there. Yeah, just sit there It's a great idea for the kids. Yeah, kids. Guess break some records. Do you want to break a record? Yeah, what do we got to do color the entire paper? But you got to do like times entire paper but you gotta do like times ten yeah kind of keep them off your ass leave me alone right uh-huh I was a sucker for that stuff keep you what happened to the wristy what happened out there I was trying to

do cool stunts fitness stunts yeah can you do your your really fit strong guy muscular machine can you do those things like a really fit strong guy muscular machine? Can you do those things like the crossfitters do called the kip when they do like that swing? It's kipping pull-up Yeah, that's how that's how I heard it. Those are easier What do you mean then regular pull-ups? Oh? I meant like the pulling yourself up to the Like the muscle ups the muscle right mincy three two one go well the other angle Lucas yeah there you go can we see him a little bit yeah can we

get an overview on that like I'm gonna get a better angle looks like he's going it's weird not to go in an angle a little yeah he's going up down up down like a printer completely vertical Hey, you went rapper off turning to its side and did like the the swipe yeah, right? Should we go with our next with the crown break? Yeah? Do I just start eating this yeah? Yeah, you need to you need to eat that cantaloupe Mints you're on pace for good time. Just do one side mints one side's fine If we auction this how much you think we can get I mean we should frame this for the studio yeah Absolutely with a plaque just most colored paper. Do you want me to move him at all Lucas?

Do we get a better angle? Well? He's already started. Yeah Like it's gotta be in the glass You can see move to your side Blue left left left left There we go. Oh, yes Now we got it and move your right hand a little Okay, all right, sorry. I'm that will will pause the time will we won't count that against you We'll pause the time. We won't count that against you.

He is on pace though for... He's killing it right now. It's red as fuck. It's so red. Great coverage. This is what he was doing upstairs anyway. Oh, he's going turbo. He's going to be a demon. Yep. Oh, he's going turbo

No, I hate send it send it home. Oh, we got paper rip It's good shit there you go bit That's good shit. There you go, but Stay in it stay in it mincy stay in the fight It's like this will be an evergreen meme. What do you what do you do when you work at Barstool sports? I Like his little speed burst. It's like in hockey and like a basketball or like Basketball or football when he hit the little trigger button Like the normal and then like the speed burr bow turbo. Yeah, that's cool. Oh

Second wind Should we give him ten seconds with his right hand? Yeah, like a freebie like a quick bonus. Should we do a countdown of how much time he has left? It's just to see the fast He's gonna rip the paper. Yeah, let's let's wait Okay, yeah, let's 20 Let's do Oh fuck oh You're right there, Betsy means you got an injury coloring

15 seconds right let's Let's give them 20. All right, here we go. We got water for the hydration after, man. So keep going. Fight this out. Keep grinding. All right, ready? Set, all right.

20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, go, Binti, go! Come on! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Oh We bring it in all right Okay, go go go observe Jay check the time on that okay check how red check how red Jay Yeah, just the edge is real order I The edge of the edge is real border I Do want to frame this I really like a really really extravagant frame Gold filigree

We need to bring this to a frame shot like glass in the last frame Dan by Chase already come down? It is it It's pretty red it's pretty red. It's undeniably red. Maybe you can try it in later like 89 percent red 90 percent retro yeah Try again later like Red 90% retro yeah Not bad all right. All right, Nancy. Thank you. We're gonna frame that The edges were tough yeah, it's like when a kid in a horror movie draws like a demonic picture yeah

Yeah, like my kid would bring that home, I'd be like what'd you drive the rainbow look at him didn't break the ground no didn't break the crayon we had to name it oh that was great the turbo boost was quick yeah what would you name it Kyle crucial intake of red all right we're gonna get it framed and we'll say Crucial Intake of Red. Yes. Ben Mintz 2025. Ben Mintz world record attempt.

Most colored paper. Save it, we're gonna frame it. You just put it in the booth. I need the most ornate frame of that. Yes. We should sell posters in the bar store. Yes. Get it blown up.

Crucial Intake of Red. Crucial Intake of Red. Oh. On every college wall, for sure. in the bar. Or just the white take a breath on every college wall. I'd like to see him do all the color. Yeah, it would be nice if we could just have those. Oh, and imagine if we did because didn't Tommy do that

where he did a art gallery? Yes, he did. We should have been meant's art gallery. Do that. It's a nice piece. All the colors. I bet you we could convince someone to buy that for. We should keep the game used crayon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Can you give the crayon to Che? Oh yeah. That's a lot of good in a shadow ball. That'll have to go in the shadow box with the crayon with the art piece. Yeah. Him like sign off the crayon. Yeah. He signed it for authentication. Like should it should it be it's gonna end up in the Martino's basement Yeah, that will next Kate's tits. Yes. That's right Great great attempt by mincy. Oh not bad Danny. What are you tasting? Great job mincy Pretty well, I nothing after the first one pretty bad No, no, it's good. It's mostly like good enough to be a Gatorade flavor. No That'd be a great one. Oh bar, right? Yeah, there's no can of flavor. There's like cantaloupe

Sorbet sherbert yeah You know it's actually okay on a little bit of salt on the cantaloupe With watermelon yeah salt watermelon yeah or tomato oh yeah, let's go a little bit of salt on it Yeah, go raw for now and tell you the wall. I love that you're going wrong got it All right, so what's the next challenge? Let's go to Yeah, look at that those look great They also have earwax flavored jelly beans yeah, what's the Harry Potter one?

Oh, you're bringing birdie bot into the equation cantaloupe is probably a harry potter flavor jelly beans. Shut Danny Shut the fuck up Danny Next is the shaving cream ball catch okay put a pile of shaving cream on the top of your head You have to bounce a ping pong ball off a wall in front of you and have it land on the top of your head Wow, okay, it's just like how many times how many how many you can have it land on the top of your head. Wow. Okay. It's just like how many times? How many? How many you can get in there on the top of your head? Can you remove one on landslide?

No, no. Okay. Oldie, I feel like this might be you. Yeah, this might be me. I got the biggest head, so. You want to do this? You think you got this? I mean, I just, I think just for the size of the head.

I'm just trying to think. We might need you in a different. Okay. But like the circumference of it of like just the diameter is so big yeah how does it how exactly do you do it you put shaving cream you have the notes out do you have the thing you got good range of motion I do not go to that guy's YouTube page and search shaving cream sorry we should have looped you in no not at all stuff you've got a big head Kyle's very agile like very shifty yeah Kyle with my Sorry, we should have looped you in. Nah. No, not at all. You've got a big head. Kyle's very agile.

Yeah, Kyle with my wrist. Bouncing an awful wall. Right in front of you. You can see him do it. Is it your ping pong throwing wrist? Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Fuck. This wrist injury is submerting the scene.

Should we use Mincy coloring a paper as our timer? With a different color like an hour glue. Oh my god. What yeah? Wait, which is wearing a special hat it looks like he's wearing a chef's hat But I don't know if that's just man-made Tom got some bowls that you can put on your head. Okay, maybe I Like I like just right just a shaving cream right on the drop Yeah, so is off the wall of an ear attempts or most or do we go back and forth like let's do out of like oh Yeah, yeah, like sudden death. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Okay. All right. We're gonna put up oldie. Yep. Let's do it KB Is that the voice I?

Don't think it's me. It's uh Let's do it. KB, is this you? I got the voice. I don't think it's me. It's, uh, can you check the wrist? It's one nothing right now. It's my wrist. One nothing and we have six events.

Is the bowl for the head? You guys decide. If you want to do it, it's all you. It's not with my wrist. But I'll also do it. It'll come, it's, yeah, just a little while. Oh yeah. He says he wants to save me for something.

Okay. I feel like he might know. Okay. I don't know what we're looking at. Yeah. I think Kate would be good at this one. Or there's some that are throwing and catching. What if it's, yeah, what if it's,

what if it's the most three point shots made in a minute? You know? Then I should do that with the three pointer, right? I don't know what we need the bowl for. The bowl for. What if we have to do the Mike and drill next? I would hate to Not be available, okay

So the actual record that he this guy has is 16 and 30 seconds. We're not gonna I work. I feel like if it hits the shot the shaving cream or stick I don't know harder than you think I think we'll just go yet 10 each of you get 10 So stand out on the court Maybe do you want a teammate to put the shaving cream on yeah, I could get you Zach are you into like arcade sports? Arcade sports yeah, it What would be an arcade sport? I would say... like ping pong, foosball, air hockey.

Creamer. I do like arcade sports. Yeah. Air hockey's great. Air hockey's great. Foosball is underrated. Yeah. It depends on the foosball table sometimes.

It depends on the opponent. You don't want to play against a spinner. I think you have to rule out spinning from the jump. Yeah. But like somebody... people just can't help themselves. That's fair. In the heat of the game? I can't be a friend with somebody who spins.

I don't think you should spin. Would pool count as well? Would a pool kill be arcade century? Yeah, are you a pool guy? Yeah. I like pool, yeah. What are you great at? And don't be humble.

I'm, uh, I wouldn would say I'm great at much. Hear me out, Zach. I have to give that more. You're excellent. You're excellent at a lot of things. I can tell already. How do we think this is? You need back of the head a little bit.

Back of the head? Yeah. Just to get some. Do you think stacking it up? I think high. I think height would be key, right? Big Cat, I think height's key. I don't know if you're gonna stick.

Oh, height is key. No, don't listen to me, Kate. Give me like a cone head. I'm gonna try to make like a bowl so they can't... Yeah, good idea. Oh, we're fucked. Oh shit, no you're gonna get let it fall, it's gonna happen. He's got great range of motion.

Now Zach, if you were on Jeopardy tomorrow, Jeopardy has what, seven categories? What would be your perfect Jeopardy board of categories where you're like, I'm gonna win this fucking game Excellent mark your time All seven perfect one strong category well you I think you'd want a few what we'll like you had it Okay, hell if you were asked to be on the dozen yeah trivia show. What would your niche be nice touch ice touch? I don't want to lean back too far Nice touch nice touch

No, you're fine Kate he's trying to get in your head come on. Yeah, she is floppy. She can't move a lot You want to start? Kate do you want moth wings shot? Yeah? It's more stable than you think. It is. Yeah Kate, loosen up a little bit. You're fine. It's more stable than you think. Wait, Nikki, are they the ones throwing it or is someone throwing it to them? They're throwing it themselves. There we go. He's gotta go off that thing. Oldie, put the bowl down. I need you to-

Put the bowl down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the game, and it's on. Okay, ready? Yeah. Fuck. It was so close. It was so close. You're good, Kay.

You got this. It is great. Oh, she was so close. She missed the wall. She missed the wall. That's one. That's one. Oh, yeah. What am I saying?

That's what I get closer. Get closer. Got one. All right. You're not one is is tap three. Oh, it's a ball. Take the ball. You got to get a little closer.

Get closer to the oldie. Oldie. Take the steps up. Okay. It's a ball take the ball off you gotta get a little closer to the wall Steps up Kate For To those are just hanging on though there we go Deeper oldie in your head there Oh, she's got that. Aye! Directly on the top of the head. Is this throw six?

Is this throw six, I believe? I think we should give Kate the wall miss. Thank you, because it didn't bounce. There was no bounce. Oh, man. We'd still be up one. I will. No, she has two.

Should it be the first one? I got three, I think, though. No, yes, she has two. I won't be able to rest easy if we don't give her. All right. Let's give it to her. All right, go ahead, Kate. Fair play, fair No. Yes. She is too. I I I won't be able to rest easy if we don't give her Alright, let's give it to our fair play fair play fair play All right Hold on hold it hit the ball the sixth. This is the sixth throw sixth round Yeah, it's three to two right now, and he's got to keep those on his head

No way He's got to keep those on his head. Oh! Yes! Doink! No way! Oh, that's huge. You thought you were deeper on your head, Orton. Yep, and behind. Oh, that's okay, Cain. Good effort.

What's the score? I think it's 2-2 now. It's 2-2. Oh! Too deep. Yes! All right, great. That's not staying.

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Wow, that was bad. Oh my god. You guys were better at that than I thought really good That was fun if that one on her bang stayed oh it was just hanging Yeah, yeah you got it all Kate That was actually just a really long trick to get oldie to smell a little bit It's a really nice Kate, I'm so sorry a number one through ten though fuck I Would have loved cantaloupe Nine oh no kidding. I don't know what not is I Feel like maybe you were more creative in the beginning, so it's safer to go later

That's a good. That's good reasoning smart Intelligent great job oldie not a bad one to put on Whitney shooters Yeah Lucas you want one you I don't know Lucas on it. Yeah, Lucas, you want one? Thank you. I don't know why you're saying that. And I rode my bike to work today, so. Perfect. It's gonna be fine. I wasn't hammered.

Yeah, I know, you puke off of like one Pink Whitney. Oh, you were saying that earlier though. Yeah, I'm talking about Hayden's story. It was a callback, Lucas. We asked Hayden for his best Lucas story, he's like, yeah, he puked so much on our rug. That's his best memory with you. Yeah.

On rug number four. OK. OK. Next up. 2-0. Let's go. Pretty strong. Real strong.

You got to get ready, though, because you're going to be called on. And Titus and KB are good competitors. It's a 2-v-2. Yeah. Oh. Oh, wow. The longest hot dog throw and catch in a bun. Oh my god

Okay, yeah, I'm gonna have to I feel good about this You want me to be you're gonna have to kill him bun you going dog. You gotta kill you I've got a catch catch in but I'm gonna catch okay. Yeah, you throw okay, and now I think with this one We should do like maybe like five throws each so like go back further and further that were like let's say you go far They have to be like beat you all like a Basketball like horse where you got to shoot from where they shoot from or just go further so like you did it this far Let's do one step back. Okay, okay? I'm sure we could find something on the line out there

I was that on first completely catcher is a drop a turn a drop is a turn. Okay, I think five throws And I don't know what the record is for this. I didn't look at the actual record. I was just looking at the titles Should we do it like an egg drop where we start really close and then we go farther and farther until one of us doesn't Right. Yeah, like match play like match my throw to your throw yeah you guys want to do it that way yeah let's do that okay well this is the bid well what if it takes a hundred sixty seven let's take two misses yeah let's take let's think about this we do this oh my god God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my

God. Let's see him catch it. Four years ago. Is he at a wedding? Wow. That would be the worst guy to invite to your wedding. A record breaking guy. I think we go, I think we go I think we go a very long distance five throws each Like these are launch missiles this guy is competing against nobody or nothing nothing, and I don't even get to getting a black Or yeah Let's agree on these rules KB before we do it. Let's start really deep five throws each if Like it's whoever gets the most catches. If no one gets a catch, then we'll move in a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And we'll go throw, throw, throw, throw. All right. I like it. Wait, what are you doing? What are you guys

doing? Yeah. So two V two. Oh yeah. But do you, do you get, oh, how many competitions are there? Are we going to six? We can reuse. Oh, Oh, oh, oh. They tell us that after we started gaming. So go get him. It can be Nick and Zach. Were you gonna have Danny? Nick and Zach? We can do that if you wanna see that. No, no, no, no, no.

So yeah, let's go. Yeah, we're fine, we're fine. We're fine. Okay, are you sure? Final answer? Well, yeah, do you? No, no, no, no, no. Did you choose, hmm.

I don't wanna make it unfair if I don't wanna be. No, no, it's fine. I don't want it to be. There are six competitions, so if we win this third one. This is big Right you know I'm saying Nick you go. Yeah, you want to throw a catch. Let's go. I'll throw I'm going to go in up. Yeah, let's go Zack and Nick are going up a faith. Let's go Nick. Let's go Zack Oh man Zack are you catching? Oh Man Zach are you catching Zach did you see how he caught? Yeah, please Lucas label who's Nick and who's Zach when we're out there so everyone knows got you

Yes, are you a lefty? Let's use our right hand here The loser should have to eat a hot dog No, we're gonna go first or me? Zach, should we start close and put pressure on him? No, we're going to go from a distance where you guys are the same in five throws. Free throw, do a free throw? Three point line to three point line. Or free throw, yeah, free throw to free throw. Free throw to free throw.

All right. I like that. Free throw, Kyle. Free throw, Kyle. He's too handy. Zach. Yeah, I think I like that. Free throw.

Or Zach, do you want to do it like a baseball mitt? What do you think a mitt is? A mitt? What? A baseball? A back forward, like a baseball mitt? A mitt? Alright, are we allowed to backboard? Will you guys decide the rules? Yeah. Backboard counts? Yeah, backboard counts. Backboard counts. You just gotta catch it in the bundle. It has to be clean in the bottom. It has to be in the bottom. Che, get out there and be the judge. Che's gonna ref. Wait, hold gonna ref wait hold on before we go chase gonna ref let Che ref Che how are you how are you grading it has to be a clean catch in the bun I don't think I

don't think it's possibly a super clean catch I don don't want you to hold onto it for like two seconds. In the bun. In the bun. And it doesn't fall out. All right, so then you stand behind them and grade each catch as we go. How are you? Two seconds.

Yeah. All right. All right, this is attempt one by Titus and KB. No catch. Kyle's wrist. Oh, Kyle's wrist? Oh No cat I might have blown his wrist I Like the velocity up high and come down low it's hard to throw a hot dog without spin That's just throw it flat like that. It's very difficult. I like it. I like oh

spin. Just throw it flat like that is very difficult. Ready? I like it. I like it. Oh, no. Slid right out the back. I guess so. Yeah, but we just gotta go further. Yeah, Che, decide where they can't leave. Decide where their feet can't be for a catch. For example, if something's gonna come off, like, what's the line where the attention passes

like, you know, maybe this black thing right here. Dan, how was the cantaloupe? I'm pretty much finished. Didn't help I was a little hung over after all American rejects, but I think you did one hell of a job over there on that. I'm really not even a big cantaloupe guy, to be honest, honest So to crush a full cantaloupe in one sitting is it's a big feat I have to ask if I still counts if I don't keep it down College college rules mine's be Kyle's flu game

Oh Kyle Let's go. Oh yeah! Oh, what a catch! Go Kyle. Incredible. All right boys. Let's go. Holding glove. Ready, Zach? I don't feel good about Zach. Oh, deep.

Oh. Oh. Off the mat. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. We have like 300 hot dogs and they're just keeping reusing the same. All right, here we go. same All right one nothing game ball To nothing we need one boys come on boys

Carrie's drug at the 92 Olympics the broken leg. Let's go Zach. Oh Oldie we would I, we would have dominated. I know, we would have, I know. This is bullshit. I didn't want a controversy of like, oh, I didn't want to just have someone who could say asterisk. Yeah, to burn us after, right? See, what would it be if they didn't just use two players

the entire time? Right. Zach's trying a different fun. This is round. Yeah, if you catch this, it's over. Yeah, this is round. Three, four. This is round four. Yeah, if he catches this is over three four

Yeah, he catches it it's over. Yeah, no redemption. He's done Don't be the ball. Don't be the dog another Dammit, it's on the nonchalant toss he grabbed what the fuck Zach What you gotta be kidding me with that wasn't even oh whoa cool Alright full court. They're going for their attempting full court. I like this. It was fine Lucas They're attempting full court. I like this. It was fun Lucas Didn't get it it sounded close. Oh my god All right, they got a win they go win. It's two to one two to one. I know what the punishments are

Kate will you pick a number one through ten? No Zack can pick well Zack gets one as well. Oh lost Oh well you guys missed it Zach did catch a hot dog really it was really cool can you go back and show him this is almost nonchalant after the after the buzzer he like hit a buzzer beater we should have practiced he just like casually second over his head yeah yeah yeah the lights hey don't beat yourself up don't beat yourself up. I'll beat yourself up like was it a bad performance am I upset at you? Yes, I get to open yourself up. I'm going for Nick Nick has to eat whatever number one is It's shinlim Kate I'm sorry look at this look at this Jack. This is after you guys beat us and Nick's just like fuck it. I'm out of here It was like you've done that 1 million

Yo, Nick dog me yeah, just toss you on real quick got it Zack number between 1 and 10 7 7 I think that was already called. Oh, yeah Oh no, I'd like to face him like that squirt a horse radish. Oh, okay. Oh, oh So down and I'll have shin cheers. Cheers All right, two to one you guys or us two to one us Oldie and I would dominate that yeah, we would across that yeah, I was tight us pretty hard I thought that was the tough discipline

It is you guys were good though you guys you guys have a whether it be goal ball or catching hot dogs Something about the tightest KB. That's a misconception that we're good at everything. It's actually just those two things. Well, it's also just as a team, I think you guys could do any. Yeah. But really, I think it's hot dog throwing and goal ball. To the premier sports.

I really think you get us in a field. I think we could challenge 105 I really think we could challenge yeah, I mean if they had unlimited camp are still we got to remember that yeah I got to do it at a wedding. Yeah, put a pin in that cuz we oh yeah, that wasn't a wedding That's a weird thing to do yeah He's a dog's at a wedding. He's not just a relentless. Where you going? Yeah? He's a hot dogs at a wedding. He's not just a relentless. Where you going? Yeah? He's a squirt squirt in your mouth Yeah, squirt in your mouth. Give it a good squeeze Oh, yeah

I was chugging it You a horseradish guy apparently not typically no it seems like it Okay, the sinuses it's a sinuses right though. Yeah The horseradish like calmed you down We were unfazed All right, what's our next challenge? I'm sorry. I'm breaking up shin um How's the feel on the throat Zach like my throat just from yelling and screaming and having a blast last few days I'd sue the a little bit you want to give it. Yeah, I'll give it a ginger. Absolutely That'll make it smell better. Oh

Some good stuff oldie. Do you think your diet contributes to the the odor? Wow Yes, that does feel I can feel it opened you up a little bit you had a lot All right, regular serving yeah, I guess so I once knew a guy in college who had such bad BO that his doctor told him to do this and it worked. He would, instead of body wash, he would use vinegar. Ooh. Can't believe you fell for that one. Yeah, that stinks. No way that works. I didn't do it. I know. Yeah. We didn't say it was you. He was your friend or? Some dude I met on Spring Break. Oh, on Spring Break.

Some stinky dude he met on Spring Break. That story got a little bit more murky. How'd you beat him on Spring Break? It's okay to say that you got duped. We're not gonna judge you. No, we went down to a house in Myrtle Beach and one of our other friends from another school brought him I would pay anything to get a vlog of Che on spring break a twenty twenty one year old Che on oh

It'd be like girls gone wild yeah well minus everything the guys Minus the girls in the wild everything the guys guys minus the girls in the wild yeah go on just call last night he's gone the all-american rejects were playing and and one of their hit songs and Che just texted Brandon in the middle of it just said 2005 Madden question mark oh yeah so you recognize the rhinos oh six oh so six damn the next challenge is most water move from one bucket to another with just your hands. Oooh! I like this.

Just biggest hands I'd imagine, right? Or most water. I think Oldy's got this. You got big claws too though. Yeah, they're decent. Mark probably got to be Mark, right? Yeah, Titus has the fastest mouth. Just move from one bucket to another? It is one bucket to the pitcher I believe okay Yeah, are there two pitchers there there are oh, so this is timed head-to-head Dom has everything Wow

This is good boy great Go at the same time go out go one at a time. What do we think? Is it gonna be too chaotic? Chaotic one at a time you can one at a time alright So then we let's do this right. Let's blindfold the other person, okay? Or it's nice to see what they have to be we're up no, but you don't want strategy to be like the pencil They come over there. I was yeah, you have to come over your own strategy All right, so we're gonna give them one minute

You want me to go old do you think think I could do it? You got the claws? All right, I'll do it. I'll do that. Keep that in nice and tight and no. All right. Spin the wheel between me and Titus. Titus, let me see your hands. Big cat. Do you wear a wedding ring? No. Yeah. Okay. Good. Me neither. I think I think that'll break. No, no, no, that's I do have a little bit of lead injury going right now. What? Lead injury from the pencil.

Oh, fuck. The water might feel good. Good. I'll go first. All right, tight. Don't overthink it. Got this. Water from A to B. Yeah. Yeah, we won't talk about it at all. What do you say?

I'd fill up a pitcher. I don't think blindfold matters. But I don't want to. He does a strategy. Oh, strategy, yes. I don't want to cheat on a strategy. Do you have to use your hands? Just hands.

OK. Wait, so how much time? A minute? Let's do a minute. OK. Wait. I'm just filling up the pitcher until it's full. Or no?

No. In a, no in a minute Okay, I think he's gonna fill it You got the timer ready Lucas my friend Guido He does whenever you guys are ready you guys can count them down can you kind of like I Don't know. Yeah, probably as long as just your hands you ready mark cool. Yeah, three two one There we go Oh, he's very oh he's got a good yeah, he's okay. I don't think he spilled a drop I don't want to judge my teammate. I think he could be a little more aggressive you think just didn't even roll up the sleeves yeah filling

doesn't really matter does it right god he's fucking kill this is almost peaceful how we should normally I like the sound of it is that yeah yeah Xander oh you didn't need a no mark what are we supposed to do with that made it this other 20 I guess is what you do I say is it time time 24 seconds left completely full. Holy shit Wait, what was the actual world record of that? What a performance Titus you goddamn buddy Help them yes tip him off, but we split on college

Greg Oden had to play that on the road. I remember a game before Michigan State I remember a game before Michigan State Hotel. Get around, sit around. You're facing off against Izzo, you gotta get your mind off it. Yeah, we just play that all the time. I felt like. You're a graceful. I felt like, I feel like he's gonna be chaotic.

He might spill a lot. Just throw it in. Might splash it in, which. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. Tight. One of those things. Yeah. Okay.

So I'm gonna count them? Yeah. One of you guys? Three, two, one, go. Oh wow. I like the look of those. It doesn't seem like a lot's get in the picture. Oh my god Oh, it's hot. It's half full the optimist in Massachusetts are big

Yeah, they were perfect 15 seconds You got you got a good all the good water on we're spilling everywhere. No, it's getting there. Oh You're fine, you're fine. You're fine. Not fine. Oh, oh my God. Come on. Push through. Good. That's good. That's good. All right. Lucas counted up for one and down for the other. Yeah. What the math. We need to do math. Titus had how many seconds left? 24. 24 seconds left. What's a minute minus 30? He got it. I got it. It's what I just want tightest one

Yeah, it's too. Oh, how many seconds three three? Oh? Well cat number go mark one in ten I get it it hurts It hurts. I fucking love World Record Day! God damn it! It hurts to lose. Yeah. You guys had much different tactics. I let us down.

No, you gave me the best gander for the goose. I thought I'd just go as fast as possible. I know, I think that might have harmed it, like going too quick and too spilly. Too spilly. I'm gonna end on postcards. I'm gonna end on host's hands. Okay. Number ten.

It's one cup of Play-Doh. What? Can you eat Play-Doh? Oh yeah. Very salty and good. Oh god. Oh, yeah Very salty and good What let's how about a healthy bite, okay, I think I think is it is it edible. Oh, yeah It's salty as fuck you might like it. Yeah, I probably will yeah the whole tub might be a bit of a shitting issue

But one I'll take a nice. I'll take a flavor. Yellow, blue, or red? Uh, I'd like yellow. You'd probably go for seconds. Oh, this fucking guy. Yeah, one bite like an apple. Let's see here. Non-toxic. It's really good. Lucas, are you gonna hang out with your boys tonight and be like hey we should really get in a fight.

No they want to get other people in a fight. That's what they meant. They want to instigate a fight with other, or like between two other people. That would be fun. It's salty and good. It's a good fight. Let's get a review. Anything familiar? Alty and good. It's a good bite. Let's get a review. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Anything familiar? The man with kidney stones. Yes, he needs a potato.

It's so salty. Yes. Anybody else want to try? Nope. I'll do it. Yeah, throw it here. Yeah. I'll take some.

Let's see what my kids like. Yellow, blue, or red. I'll take yellow. It's so salty. I'm full. I used to love it as a kid. I'll do a little punch you oh It's not no you're fine. You're fine They wouldn't be for kids if you couldn't eat

Oh God, it's so salty yeah You don't have to finish. I don't think it's bad fucking dog. I I quite like it good first bite. Oh, it's really bad. Oh, you're pretending now cuz you want to fit in oh Yeah, now I taste it now. It's getting really bad guys It's admit you like it Something about it's so salt yeah, I thought I thought you bought a special kind of play-doh That was gonna taste like not bad It just tastes like play-doh might take yeah. Oh

It's like that's so performative The yellow wasn't lemon. I'll do that. Yeah, the yellow was not living there. Not for there was no Flavor whatsoever make a messy They're not flavor there was no flavor whatsoever make a messy Out of my teeth Danny try it then you got to try so I just had a full can Danny There's no better time to try it than coming off of big loaf. Yeah salty with the sweet Insanely salty actually this believe you guys actually don't want to do I'm like impressed by how much salt is in it because you take a bite and then more salt It's all salt yeah, and it's like crazy that kids love it they'll devour it by the can

oh so kids don't eat it I don't know I don't know that's why I have ever looked oh yeah about it keeps getting saltier it's salty and then salty and then more salt have you ever looked in Nintendo switch game that was the most violent after yes, yes They suck Yeah, it stays on your tongue forever. Yeah, but it is bad Yeah, they flavor their cartridges so kids don't eat them. Oh, okay actually it's pretty good. You should try it It's good actually you gotta try some the first bite was like wow this is yeah It was not bad, and then it got good salty and salty and it tastes like a star here Give me some so mad we lost it's tied. I know but we I fucking let us down

the light Could have been dormy. Yeah sure it was the light Lucas shut the I'm I did This could have been antiquing every single time. time yeah it could have I did not spit it out You don't spit it out Do you have any left on my teeth? You're good. Yeah, of course. I have shin-lim. I'm hungry late afterwards I spit half of mine out, but I took way too big of a bite took a huge that was way too big It's so salty so salty. Yeah, I might as well. I'm here. Don't a Lipper. Just a little bit is all you need

Yeah, yeah that will be as Oh, yeah salt you weren't lying about salt No, it just keeps coming. Oh, is it actual it hits you and then it's gotta be right song going Lucas. Can you look that up? The salty you've ever had Yeah, I think actually like taking a handful salt would be less salt we got a Fleming on these Oh man like I tell Mike don't put so much salt on your fries. Yeah now I'm like I'm just gonna say put put the whole goddamn salt bin on yeah, can he affect you? Mmm water salt and flour. Oh fuck is it not gluten-free. That's what it tastes. Oh, oh

This is gonna be the most embarrassing Contains wait. I'm fucked had a bite No play dough is not gluten-free No, I'm actually gonna. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna get really sick Will you grab me another one cuz I need another fucking plate you're not even supposed to play with it It is zero calorie though. Yeah, that's true. Good. So I'm actually that was diet food. Yeah You're right the taste is all right. It doesn't relent. It doesn't want to leave

Yeah, just keeps coming in a wave like you just move your oh, can I get one? Oh? Yeah tighties every time you like you have hung is you're kind of squawking a little hit of salt again It's not good. I think you're through it in there the plate. Oh,'s Plato's like no no no we got more salt coming and then BAM I'm not gonna I got a missing tooth up here and I can feel it like so Nick might die is that yeah also again let's just remember he's a pussy the gluten thing to me is kind of so what you gotta shit a little bit more yes exactly like oh I can't eat this but I can eat that it's like what the hell Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, pick your bat? Yes, you got it. That's exactly what Nick's allergy is so I got a shit a little bit more a little more

Yeah, I'm gonna feel like if I eat this pizza. I'm gonna have to shit and I won't feel a little bit more Yeah, none of us. That's my whole thing with lactose where it's like yeah, if I eat enough ice cream, I will have diarrhea I'm lactose anybody would do them right anyone would just shit if you consume that much ice cream you got any allergies I know allergies now love that about you Love that about yeah, I know like an allergy test We're gonna try to we're gonna try to create a company of not a full non allergies be careful with that Without a lot of thinking we're gonna create the perfect human Be careful with that Might have ruined my day by eating fucking my ruin your yeah your weekend. I'm talking about that We got this kind of guy. Yeah case

The whole clue to get him I can't My body we're out of here none of that so like what is it should have guys like Nick have a special marking on our Get them fuck out of there's a train right here. Oh Barstool camp All right, what's the next challenge? What's to to it's to to you realize did you did it ever dawn on you Did it ever dawn on you it's an even number It was late last night, it's so good. You know what we'll just have a tiebreaker be mincy something. Well what color he's faster

God damn it dude my I have family in town this weekend I'm gonna be sick from play-doh. You're fine. You'll be full-blown sick right or will you I don't know you'll be fine I'm gonna wash it down with the horseradish that might is there a chance It might be all in your head They tested my blood hmm hold on your head, and you just throw up Yeah, wait this a lot as a kid as a kid so you We just didn't have the allergy then no really no I got it like 28. Oh that was dumb No, really? No, I got it like 28. Oh that was dumb Yeah, if you puke it out are you fine after it I'll still be like pretty sick It'll I'll be cramping it we can make you I'll be fine. It was just a little bit of play-doh

I would I'd rather eat this is one of the dumbest things I've ever Let me try some I feel sick why Nick I ate play-doh who knew Let me try some I feel sick why Nick I ate play-doh who knew The popcorn kernel from a pan catch we popcorn kernels on a pan on the oven as they pop you have to catch them as They pop up. Oh That's awesome. Okay. Okay. Oh wait. I mean oh Yeah, okay. Do we have a camera in the kitchen? Leave we are set up. Yeah one second. so I mean KB. I'm sure your wrist It's a it took everything out of your wrist with the hot dog catch. Well. Do you got good hand? I couldn't yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, Danny or Kate I could do it kind of a pussy with Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just catching it right we're not not yeah, you got this. Yeah. Yeah, go daddy. Yeah, Danny made for this And don't be afraid to fucking dominate Danny Like you said that I want to be crushing Che do you want to go and do rules figure out exactly how you're gonna do it Liam Blutman just send me a little I'm gonna loot and free play-doh

Happy birthday to his brother. That's right little yeah Luke Luke Luke 25 Is Luke older than Liam no, he's younger brother pretty close though No, he's younger, but they're pretty close though. Yeah Oh That's how you doing doing good. Yeah horse riders on the empty stomach probably wasn't the best call, but no that's why I mean play-doh Yeah, how is your second full week? This will be wrapping the second full week. Yeah, how are you feeling? I think it's going okay. Think you're going to stick around? That's not my call but I'm going to check. No, no, I'm saying, no, no. Let me phrase that differently. I like you a lot. I'm saying are you enjoying it? I am. Okay, great. I learned a lot, yeah. Love that. Sure.

When you say learning a lot, was that the majority of the learning was ice cream? That was definitely a fact a facet of it. Yeah, what were you doing before this job was before this my last job I was selling cars. Okay. Mm-hmm. Is it similar at all a lot less cars, okay? There's there's like similar Lot less lot less. A lot less cars here. Oh, okay. A significant amount less. He sold zero cars here.

Yeah, done. He was telling the gods honest truth. A lot less cars. Were you a good car salesman? I think I was okay. What, like, how many cars a week were you were you hoping to sell a? week Go month month. It's not what goes month You kind of want to hit like 20 like 20 20 25 as well. Whoa a lot of cars

Oh, I think you're gonna say like not a week, but like three a month Oh, no you that's what you I thought going into it as well as like well people don't you just need a new car every day But there's so many people who do need cars right it ends up more more people coming in than you think right were you Competitive about it would you get aggressive not aggressive, but it's definitely like a competitive thing What was your tactic just like sway and persuade? I'm not much for persuasion is more so just trying to like get find out what somebody's needs are so like If you're a mother with a you have any child need a third row or yeah You need something that's a little better on gas because you're long commute. It's about finding the right. What was the make of car?

You're selling so is a new is a Chrysler Jeep Dodge and Ram nice use is kind of whatever's on Yeah, Nick by the way, I figured out our even numbers situation We got if it's three three just everyone's on the wheel for mincy. Yes, it is's fair. And that's actually why I did it that way. Yeah, that's exactly why you did. Oh, man. I'm having fun. This is great. I was sitting there thinking like, how do I explain this to my sons? How do I explain like this man on the couch? Yeah, no, you got it. Take him to the park. Is there a chance they're doing this without the video without? Are they doing this right? It's already it's like, oh, yeah, no you got it take them to the park is there a chance. They're doing this without the video without Like are they doing this right? It's already. It's like oh, yeah, it's halfway done. Yeah, Lucas. Do we have a camera in there? Cuz you haven't shown we're working on it right now, but yeah Lucas is trying to figure out how to dock someone No, I've got that figured out What's that? I'll let off today. So this is sweet corn ice cream. I've heard great things about it.

Oh, I bet that's good. Oh, it looks like corn. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah? Does it taste like corn? Can I get a whack of that? Yeah, it works

It tastes like corn it just looks like a near corn corn hair corn it has a strong corn Oh very strong corn taste and oh wait has it begun anyone know? And again shout out the Dom for getting us all organized. I just, Dom's a wow. What is this Steven? Okay. Yeah. I'll take a bite off this. Oh, he's going to go first. Then Danny. Um, once the popcorn goes, he's going to catch it with his hands, sort of on the tray. We'll announce if you guys have a counter that could be helpful.

I will call it out. How many they have and they're going to try to do the most in was it 30 seconds I'm counting time for gravity. Oh, yeah The time is it a minute or 30 seconds 30 seconds That was really good Yeah, you can't do a timer Why can't you do a timer because that's the same reason for the zoom? I che you're gonna have to time yourself

Hand time or Dom have Dom hand time with it with his phone and I should the time start once they start popping Yeah, I think it starts with Yeah, once it starts popping the time will start It's not gonna be that hot. Dude, it's literally oil. It's burning oil. Hey, Oldie, can you hear me? Yeah, sir. We already had one guy get sick from play dough.

Let's not get the whole, like, our whole team just a bunch of pussies. Let's just get the whole team. Let's just get the whole team. Let's just get the whole team. Let's just get the whole team. Let's just get the whole team. Let's we already had one guy get sick from Plato. Let's not get the whole like our whole team. Just a bunch of pussies. This is the pussy of shit. Let's let's tighten it up on this side. All right. I just burn my hands. Yeah.

Come on. That's one of my most embarrassing moments. I'm like I'm kind of down in the dumps. You want shirt down or shirt off? Whatever makes you move faster. Shirt up oil. I'm like, I'm kinda down in the dumps. You want shirt down or shirt off? Whatever makes you move faster. Shirt up! Oil! I'm trying to like, I'm trying to like a baking, like cooking bacon and the grease is spraying everywhere around my chest. Like shirtless in the kitchen.

Yeah. You want that? Maybe go zip up. Zip up! Zip up! You gotta protect the nips This is taking a while Did anyone else have the old-school popcorn machines growing up

I want to see them go head to head, don't you? Hot air popcorn where it spun in there? You guys want to see them go head to head where they have to grab at the same time? Same pan? Yeah. I'd be fine with that. Yeah.

Che. Che, have Danny stand next to him. Have him go head to head. Just grab him. Yeah, you can do that. This is scaring me. Someone else want to hold the tray? For Danny? You can stay in the middle.

We'll be able to, we'll be able to count. You stay on my side. Right? Okay. And then someone hold the tray for... They're saying to go at the same time. I would just put one here. Yeah, so you go here.

Or a tango? Oh yeah. Right? Technically, yeah. What? Hmm? Oh, well we could probably do this with two. No, what's the issue?

Oh my god, I don't know what they're pumping. Can you hold this on? Not hand-pulling. The issue is they're gonna be fighting over their kernels. Yeah, that's not, that's the point. That's not the issue, that's the, I think the idea. No! But you stand here.

Yep. Jay, stand over here. And then you got, when it starts popping, you're just grabbing it for 30 seconds. Whoever ends up with the most on it, okay? Head to head. I need goggles. Go, Ben!

He's like, where are my goggles? Why does he have them and I don't? Oh boy. Yeah. Box out. Would you have chose Danny if Danny's not the most aggressive guy? I know that's I'm worried about that. First to five catches. First to five. That's not going to be a problem for Oldie but already seems box and Danny about the grease he seems concerned so We might never get to the popping of the corn is it too much too many kernels in it once for Yeah, how long does it take Is that a like a conduction Top maybe put someone don't you have to have a special pan for that Has it gotten che do you feel any heat yes, okay? Do you have a top? Oh don't touch?

Anybody that we work So bad No is this poem on it it's going hand first on this Chat saying to put a lid on it Put a lid on it, but putting a lid on it. Yeah, that would make it hotter, but then but then that starts the pop First of five I hope it just starts popping. I wanted to go crazy. Yeah, I'm close to all my needs you here. I need you the wheelhouse I kind of hope it never happens. They're ready for oh shit

Oh my god out body on them fuck fuck hold he gets some that's three daddy hey come on oldie we're down what nice most dangerous lead in popcorn I already had fun. Who had the first day? I had five. I think only check the tape. We got to check the tape. So funny.

The weight up until it made it so much. You guys might have to go again. No, I think they do. Camera wasn't on. It was too close to call. I think you got to go again. Are they back? Yes.

I want to see it again. I think I have a trouble check. I got that. You had one that just went on and I threw. Yeah, that's right. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, it just landed. That was sweet. Yeah, that's right. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, it just, oh, it just landed. I was so how many of there?

I really did it. Landed the trailer and catch it. All right. That looks like he did. Oldie has three right there. That's the silhouette for the league. That's the very West. We're wait for no. Oh, he's got one in the corner. Oh, I didn't see that one Hold on I Think they beat us Yeah, I'm a buzzer. I think Danny got him at the whole buzzer

Yeah Wow damn it what a competition we're gonna run that game back right so Here's what I think we should do Danny by any second Holds you are going are you sure yeah? Yeah, check the tape check the tape. It's three to two that was so fun that was awesome Wasn't expecting that nope so awesome Wasn't expecting that nope so The last competition I think is the most underwhelming we we had to pivot last second because we couldn't find an item And it would be the fastest Jersey swap with two people. I think that might be boring

Okay, so should we relay all of these oh versus team oh, I like that Yeah, yeah, oh relay. Yeah, so we assign people to each the person that catches the hot dog has to go in a catch popcorn Okay So start with water Start with water Then go wait. I forget shaving cream Pencils start with pencils break break. Maybe ten yeah, yeah ten pencil

Maybe the ten pencil person should be the shaving cream person Break maybe 10. Yeah, yeah, 10 pencil. Maybe the 10 pencil person should be the shaving cream person Okay, bounce catch run tap the person to fill water that person fills water throws hot dog No, I think that's it. I think it's alright pencils Someone the two other people are set up already with shaving cream. They have to catch two balls They go tap the water water goes water throws the hot dog to the pencil guy And then ends it yeah that ends it should we start it with popcorn So it's like that you wait you catch one and then you run out the pencil pencil. Yeah. Yeah, okay

Yeah, I love it. Okay now should we do this we should go one team one team. I agree. Yeah, I'm in time Yeah, yeah, what's the score right now? You go one team one team. I agree. Yeah, I'm in time. Yeah. Yeah, what's the score right now? 3-2-u 3-2-u guys so we're fighting just to have you guys on the wheel. Yeah, so we want to go second Right. Yeah, we know the time. All right, we'll go Yeah, all right. So okay. We got to talk about this. Let's talk about this. I Wouldn't mind doing shaving cream again because I have a few it's ten Okay, so it's a person catching the car think what else is the person catching the kernel runs to do the pencils Taps the person with the shaving cream

taps the person with the water then maybe taps a person to throw the hot dog and then the and then the first person can Catch the dog. That's the hot dog. I think everyone just has to do one at least one thing. Yes. Yeah catching corn Yeah, but he also has experience with shaving the shaving cream. I Feel good about corn. Okay corn to pencil break corn to pencil break to Shave all the shaving. I will fill water and then tap Zack to throw the hot dog to me better I really do I you could do we can use you in so many ways than anything Yeah, it's just so bad. Oh, he's got I think him yeah And then you tap Nick to throw the hot dog to me yeah, okay, all right. I think easy consistency big groups

Popcorn depends I'll do water and throw the hot dog All right, and Kate's doing the shape. Oh oldie. Yeah, that's the hot What's the final order? Number one through ten three three three pink eyeballs. I gotta go my number. I think four already got called. That's just I've been I've just been grabbing the first thing I touch. There's no There's no, okay, so can I still go with my number for yeah ok perfect make it good may have squirt beautiful nightmare oh what's the final order for the real

I hate it don't know go fucking hate it I hate it I love me but I can't do it I solo you can't I can tell you hate it too fucking alright I wonder how you start the time though with the pop I do to Popcorn starts as soon as the popcorn starts popping the timer starts over the game Yeah, I like so if you miss the catch. It's gonna affect us all right, so Lucas you know that so as soon as the popcorn starts Yes, what's the full order? What's the full order of the?

Starting popcorn, running to pencils. Should we tell the kitchen that we're doing popcorn again? Cause they are cleaning up, it looks like. How many pencils? Yeah. 10. Do they have to be individual? You know what?

Maybe we save popcorn if there's a tie, if we tie. I'm fine with that. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Yeah, cause then we'll send popcorn, we'll do popcorn as a tie breaker. If we need to be. Yeah, because then we'll send popcorn. We'll do popcorn as a tiebreaker. If we need to be. Yeah, so we'll just go pencils, shaving cream, water, hot dog. Yeah, so there's four of us.

Yeah. Mincy will be fine, right? We don't have to run past him crashing out of place. I didn't run this by him at all. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He'll be all right. Oh, OK.

Let's get set up. I think Zach's telling them we are doing popcorn Not all of it just squirt squirt there we go buddy even off The camera missed it, but he did more than I and just very large amount and that the smell because you have horseradish and mayo I'm not a and I'm played out Your turds are gonna be crazy Maybe this might fix the BO it'll have this might be the changing of all chain mayonnaise and horseradish And it's gonna be like that Plato shape squeezer. It's gonna come out like a crescent. I'm a mustard guy I'm not a mayonnaise guy by any means like I'm funny. I'm a mustard mustard mustard mustard

Should I cream my head? Hello, okay Usually is at first then create pardon me Can I grab a little electrolytes over there any any body armor washes down any whatever champ what I never tried that other one But what's that new that's new? It's blackout Barry. You'll love it. I'll give that a hand here. I never chugged that one yet Do pencils had to be broken one at a time Yeah, yeah, all right. I think so I like that you're asking me questions like there's any rules. Yeah

That's how we usually do who's who do you have you guys determine your order? Yes. Yeah. I think so. I'm pencil, Kate shaving cream. We're just gonna do what we did right? Yeah. Mark Wallen. Yeah. So I'm just tossing you a dog. You're tossing me a dog. Dogs are right there. I'll grab a bun after I break the pencils.

We all agree pencils gotta go one at a time. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you should have applied the shaving cream? Okay, I'll go All right, so three three ping-pongs Three banger, yeah. Okay, let's go boys money grabs. Oh, yeah You want to put it on now or maybe wait so Does it solidify or oh extra fluffy? I don't want it dripping or should I go now?

Don't want to probably call it dripping probably not drippy. I'm thinking I want like a wide cylinder like a dinty more does it mega can Yeah Like a concave. Yes, like a bowl if anybody can sculpt that for me that would be That'd be great. I'll probably could on a normal day, but it's Maybe one of these guys Yep Yeah, yeah Maybe one of these guys. Yep. So we're on the mincy wheel no matter what. Yeah. Yeah. You're just trying to pull us down with you. You're trying to make your odds a little better.

I would have said the big Canada. I'd be glad to have mincy at the homestead. I don't think you'd ever fucking leave me alone, but I'd have it at the homestead. I kind of think ridge the front. I don't think you'd ever fucking leave me alone, but I'd have it at the homestead. I don't think you'd ever fucking leave me alone, but I'd have it at the homestead. I kind of think ridge the front. I don't think you'd ever fucking leave me alone, but I'd have her at the homestead. All right, we'll be, make sure you get a little longer.

I kind of think ridge the front so it can stick easier to the front. Okay, I trust your, you might have to go lower at the forehead too. I have a huge forehead anyway. Yeah. Whenever you guys think I should, because it takes a minute.

I think front heavy. Okay. More room to stick to the... Oh, it gave him a little unicorn horn. That's a good horn. Let's watch this. Okay. Tag, remember you gotta come tag me.

You gotta tag the person. You gotta tag Zach. I'm gonna come tag you gotta come tag me. You gotta tag the person. You gotta tag Zach. You gotta tag Zach. Zach, you come tag me when I say it. I'm gonna come tag you, you tag Zach. I'm going to... Tag Zach. Zach, water, water. After you get your third, you tag Zach.

Zach, water, water, Zach, water, Zach, okay. You guys are the countdown for me? Yeah. I'm going first. Yeah, all the big cats going first. I gotta bring the confidence. Oh, you're coming to me? Yes.

Okay, Roger, yeah, 10-4. One, two, three, four. He's got a huge clump on his back. You're going free throw line, right? Yep. All right, Cat, what do you think? Che, do you wanna come out and ref? Wait, why do we have puns here?

I have my gun ready, too. But yeah, I can watch. Just in case, just in case it goes. My heart is racing. Okay, you want to go with every single one and be like, all right, you're good? Like as soon as he gets his third, you can tell he's good, he's good, he's good.

Pencils, shaving cream, water, hot dog. Absolutely. Yeah. We need to witness. Yo, we to witness. We're witness. Let's go. Let's go. Zach, I need you to do this. Who's going to catch the hot dog for them?

That's the question. That's the question. I think consistency is both. And nice consistency. Kyle, you had what they didn't in the hot dog catch. It was all in the squat. It was all about the legs and not the hands actually. Okay, I'll do that again.

We're ready when you guys are. Alright, you ready? Ready? Ready. Ready? Oldie needs to move. Oldie. Oldie, move out of the way a little bit of that camera. Okay.

Good now? Yeah, you're good. Three, two, one, go! Good snap. Good flow, good flow. Two more punches. Yeah, great, great. Attack. Touch, touch, touch. Attack. Good flow, good flow. Touch, touch, touch. Oh, incredible.

Shit. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Good start. Can somebody start piling this on my head? Big hands, big hands. Big cup, cup. Big hands, come on, Zach. It might be good.

I like that big cup. Come on, Zach. Nice hands. Come on, Zach. Good job, Zach. Keep going. Keep going, bigger. That's good.

Keep going, Zach. I like your control. Come on. Hey, what'd you eat? Let's go, let's go. Big cups, big cups. Big cups, big cups. Big cups, big cups. Big cups, big cups Let's do this, Florida. Let's go, man. Let's go. Do you pop those?

Big pops, big pops. Link man, big pops. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, this is huge for us. Let's go. Slowing down. Big time. Big hands.

Biggest thing about it. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Good, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Let's go. Oh, shit. Eat, eat, eat, go, go, go again. Drop. My god, he's good. It's. Three. I thought you got.

Wow, I'm nervous. It's a good time. You missed the first Wow, that's good no Is that that won't work, huh, what are we thinking? Alright Is that good that won't work, huh? What are we thinking? Alright Great water water. I was I was applying shaving cream to Kate's forehead. We're doing the full picture again, right? Yes, that was it. Yeah, okay. Um, Jay, will you dump the picture so back in?

All right, I will Everyone's got you water thing at least we do water and throw the hot dog put the hot dog right yeah, let's do it everyone Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right all right Who's doing what for you guys oh This is a mistake by them by the ways Because what was our time Titus is gonna go 117 177 This is gonna go wet hands and that's crazy. That's good for us. It's good for us also That shaving cream I think I fall off her he's going pocket dog that might have been a good call

He's going pocket. He loaded his pocket quick access to more dogs. He's honest Titus you have to after you finish water you have to go to where Nick threw. Can the pocket, can the dogs leave the dog station? Oh, he put him back down. Yeah, he put him back. Yeah, they were trying to get sneak. So Chay, he's just got to go water and then, cause Titus is doing the last two legs,

so there's no tag. He's got to just run to where Nick threw it. Don't tell him to go tag him. Let's see if they'll maybe get a DQ. What they do is none of our business. None of our business. No need to. Oh, we don't.

We're we got to get them on. I feel good with our time. We're on the. We fucking crushed that. That was he. That was so three for three. Three for three. So I tried to do like a Stanley Cup ask formation on the way. That was huge. That was so huge. Three for three. Three for three. So huge.

I tried to do like a Stanley Cup-esque formation on the head. Thank you. The only thing that we fucked up and I'm hoping it doesn't matter is trying to catch the hot dog with one hand at first was very stupid. Who did they have catching, Kyle?

Kyle. So he knows. Yeah. Really stupid by me. I think the whole mountain of foam is gonna fall off Kate's head. If she loses the mountain, they have right? Yeah, it's a full reload. It's a very bad placement I don't think he did a good job. I think I think we're ready when you guys are all right What was that? What's the time to be?

117 117 well, I thought it was 113 117 5-7 ok 117 117 time to beat all right If everyone's ready, I'll count you down 138 seconds to beat I'll count you down 138 seconds to beat I'll count you down You ready Danny all right Three two one go He's going really good man. He's so much better than me Really good man. He's so much better than me

Rush me look at the grip. Oh, oh This is one oh no two that was my fault. Oh, we're not three for three. That's box. Watch out water Kate. We're fucked We're not god damn it boys How they're just better at that that at everything and everything it those are d1 hands, so this is not gonna go. Yeah, this is not going well for us, boys. We gotta just hope there's a hot dog snafu. We need a hot dog snafu. We need, we're dying for a hot dog snafu. We need Kyle's wrist to flare up.

Kyle, how's that wrist feeling? Shay, make sure that's all the way to the top. All the way to the top. It's a bun catch, not a hand catch. Gotta be more. All the way to the top. Kate, you might be the best in the world. no all right we need multiple hot dogs we need multiple hot dogs good miss good miss we need one more no fuck I lost it for us boys. No no

Team loss will take it all right. We lost uh oh Man, that was a sticky lost for two Nothing yeah, we lost so we lost just the ability to get them on yeah Yeah, that's right already. We're gonna be on the wheel right. It was just our odds could have been better Yes, we could have had a better opportunity out of it. Would you guys agree this shows a democracy? Yeah? Yes, depends It's a dictatorship slash democracy I'm willing to put one tiny sliver for our team. Oh, I was going to say I like that

I like that tight. We're all a team yeah Including Lucas yeah I like that title. We're all a team. Yeah Including Lucas. Yeah I mean Lucas you love to host people. I don't all right, so how how how that's a very fair gesture I'm very generous. You guys very generous. How what are we talking for for your so just say your team? It would be our team if it hits that We would put all of our team on a wheel and we'd all have even odds. Okay, and this is an eliminator This is an eliminator. So yeah, it actually should be so how would that it should be an even fifth. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense

Wait, no, no, no eliminator. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Here's here Titus because all right because Titus was so gracious I think yes here's how we should do it. It should be this wheel if you guys end up with it then we go all eight of us all of us on the wheel. Is that fair? Yeah. Yeah. So even if it hits if it's eliminator if it ends up with other team then we restart with all eight of us Should get mincy down here yeah Yeah, I guess yeah, yeah, I don't know yeah, and if it is other team Lucas goes on Lucas you're on the wheel if it's the other team I'm just the odds are zero I'd be willing to sponsor a slice for Brandon. I would love that Sponsored by kids on there

White nice of you KB Kyle you have a big heart man. Thank you. You are you are very sentimental even with this wrist injury You're still very battled through that. How do we say very gracious? I I'm owning that loss You guys ready hold on I'm calling Brandon. He's probably through his round by now He's almost certainly through his round Hey, I just want to let you know Kyle a good friend of yours Has sponsored a slice of the wheel for you. Yeah.

What does it say? Well, no, we're doing it. We're spinning a wheel right now and he sponsored a slice. So your name is on the wheel. But no, I'm not there. I'm at the doctor's office. Just say thank you. Yeah, right.

I see the doctor's office a lot of green grass in the doctor's office All right, so you are on the wheel Do you want to know what the wheel is gonna end up if your sponsored slice comes out? It's Benman staying at your house for one night. I'm never fighting. I'll let you know. All right, bye, Brandon. Bye, Brandon. Have fun, buddy. All right, he agreed. He full.

I heard that. He did. All right, eliminator, and then we'll do first to four is safe on the last two, just like the wet wheel. Yeah. Like, we'll get down to two. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.

That's you. That's you. You didn't want that. Great. Although, you still could do that. That's you. That's you. He didn't want that. Although you still could be back in a spot where.

Oh yeah. It went against other teams. It went against other teams now. No really, Sebi. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Go. Oh, stop.

Go. Yes. All right. Nice out, boys. Nice out. Oh stop! Go! Yes! Alright. Nice out boys, nice out. I think in like my entire barstool career... Hold hold! Skate! Skate!

Skate! Skate! Oh! Yes! I've done a lot of things and I've had to explain a lot of things to my wife. I think this is the one that would break her. I'll get to follow it. Yeah I think she would be like, yeah it's done. It's not here like near barstool fine red fine rent somewhere. Oh

Oh, no Here Brady near Brady damn, oh no brand exposure for me, okay No brand exposure for me, okay Be read no he's coming to Canada No, but if Brandon wins this attempt, yeah, so it's best before Okay, yeah, yeah first of four It's yellow to. Two nil. Two nil.

And if he sweeps him? I don't know. A week? A week. Give me the weekend bender. Give me a three dayer. Uh oh. It's yellow again.

Oh no. It's yellow again. There's only, give me a broom. Someone get the broom. Is it too late to sponsor Brandon's mom? Yeah, right. That would have been so perfect. Ladies and gentlemen, Minzy.

Oh! Not so fast. Three, one. Stay vibes, positive, let's rock. That's right, that's right. You're in it. Has Minzy ever been to Canada that we know of? Okay, okay, okay. Three, two. Three, three two we'd have to expedite a passport. Yeah

Okay, he's coming to Canada Yeah, oh my god, Mincy. We'll send a video back to you. Yeah, it'll be so good. Oh my god. Oh, that's going to be incredible. I mean, the good news is you don't have to travel or anything. You just got to open your house to Mincy for one night. 100%. Bring him to the barn.

I guess he's getting a king size. I'll be sleeping in the basement. You know what I mean? Oh, man. That's perfect. That's so perfect. Oh man That's so perfect, I don't know who I feel worse for I would say all these white For me she's a sweetheart she's a she'll be sleeping in the basement too or she's with welcome arms She'll make him some nice cookies Nominal cook make him a nice dinner. He's gonna have a good time

Doesn't he have to stay in the house the whole time or could you take him to like his local? Together itinerary yeah mincy goes you should show him a good time. Yeah, we're a time doesn't have to be good bad I don't show him a bad time even no Yeah, whatever he feels like whatever he kind of like hey, I've never done this or I've never tried this Let him I mean he's my guess. It's totally kind of up to him hey, I've never done this or I've never tried this. Let him. I mean, he's my guest. It's totally kind of up to him what he wants to get involved. Right. That's right. I just texted him. I don't know where he is. Are you active in the community? Yes.

Oh, maybe get him on the truck for fire truck. Bring him over to the fire hall. Oh, there he is. Mincy. That great news. I want to tell you some great news. Sorry. No, it was great food. You are going for one night, one day, one night stay to Oldies House in Canada. Hell yeah! And a video crew. Hell yeah!

He's going to show you a time. Oh, we are going to be bumping guys up. Do you have a passport? No, but I think I have a regional office here. Okay, alright, so as soon as he gets a passport, we'll do it. Yeah, we'll get all the data. We'll send a vlog camera with him. Hell yeah.

There we go. Wow. Like get some ideas, like things you want to have always done up in Canada We'll call try to bang those off your list. I mean Longest what I felt like looney-toons. What's on your mind? Let's see the front of your mind Yeah, we can go the water yeah get out the water can you swim, we can go in the water. Yeah, get out the water. Can you swim? Eat some poutine probably? Oh hell yeah, we can eat some nice poutine. See the CN Tower? You seen the CN Tower?

No, you've never been to Canada. I don't know, this is your world. I'm excited to live in it though. Alright, great, Mincy, thanks! Thanks! The best case, sir. Yeah, thanks for accepting. I'm so excited for this vlog What the fuck now

Now the the real loser in this is not oldies wife it is whichever cameraman Yeah, oh, yeah, right. Uh-huh.cy was way more excited than I thought he'd be I thought oh Mean a free trip free trip free meal, but it's the free trip. Yeah free trip. It's gonna be great Oh, yeah, it's gonna be great bring him or whatever we whatever's on their agenda for the day the girls got something. He's on board Yeah, oh, let's go. Oh man to this You the girls play sports or anything like that. Yeah, my oldest rep ball basketball actually He was a provincial champs Yeah, thank you my youngest swimming gymnastics Soccer soccer's oh yeah

Gymnastics yeah gymnastics. I Maybe maybe Shadow you at work would be fun Yeah, that'd be I don't know if I could pull that off But why you get him in the truck or I just I could just bring him to work with me at 7 and then let him To drive around my truck wherever the fuck we go. Yeah, he just follows our truck right so he's not in the actual work truck He's just tailing you guys. Yeah, he's pumping the grind. He's driving my truck around the camera guys with him. Yeah filling his potholes. Whatever we're doing It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great All right, great. Yeah, we obviously are off on Monday

You want to spin the wheel Lucas? Did we break any records Lucas? I know none of this I knew none of I had no information probably shout out Dom perfect Friday show hey what'd you think of the show loved it yeah I also think we have a big-time winner in the game that one is gonna have that feels really that might have to settle all disputes and that's a good one that's a let's settle this at the yeah it hurts more than you think oh well you guys in your hands like in there that had to win yeah we had popped up an inch I think one of my kernels went onto the tray and then we popped off the tray oh it was I don't know I lost I

fair and square lost but I mean that shit was hot yeah it was great that's just a bad bounce that's how the cookie crumbles Lucas, I appreciate it. Hey, Lucas, you're the man. Thank you, Scott. And Lucas. You're the fucking man, Lucas. You're buddies are awesome, Lucas. We love you, Lucas. Guido. Guido! Guido! Guido!

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