The Yak - Zac's Go-To Fast Food Order Will SHOCK You | The Yak 5-28-25

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's Yak. Welcome in Robak..com, promo code YACK. 20% off your first purchase, Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rowback.com. Hello everyone. What's up? Oh. Rockies Day. It is, it is.

Tomorrow will be, are you smarter than an intern? Today is Rockies Day. It's one of my favorite days of the year. Always has been. Every year we do this I get excited They lost last night. Yeah, yeah, they almost won So obviously I was rooting for the Cubs But if the Cubs had lost we could have led when the Rockies get here that they technically as of Whatever it was 10 o'clock last night. They still had a chance to break the record for most wins in an MLB season They still had a chance to break the record for most wins in an MLB season

No, it's over Close well they have to be pretty disappointed then maybe they could actually can you can you find that stat? Steven he's eating He's eating Really really smooth move to go from the next right into the Blackhawks though. Yeah, can we, can we, can you find if they could tie it? Cause if they could tie it, that'd be cool. That's something, that's something they came for. Yeah.

That's realistic. Yeah. Steven, how, how, how you doing? Last night, seemed like a hit. Minus the loss. Pretty fun. Uh, yeah, a lost sucked, but it was a Wearing a cape that is a feeling so I Said that during when I

So I was on a text with Zach memes pug and Steven trying to you know just help him out like hey go here Do this get this and he was sending me all the pictures before They'd hit the internet, and I had the feeling I think I said it's all you guys is like I think Steven is like obsessed with this cape. Do you like it Steve? We didn't tell you had to be a vampire in the game In character the whole time yeah, I mean I appreciate it did become an issue. Yeah, I appreciated that but I don't think we explicitly said you have to be a vampire the whole game, but I Knew like as soon as I saw a couple pictures you in the cape

I was like this guy is just some self-claimed you drove with it on surprise. You didn't wear today I Have it it got pretty hot in the car Yeah, but it was cool wearing a cape first of all a little bit of wind so it looked awesome. Yes You get so many Bewildered looks mm-hmm some people just filming you'd be like what a weirdo like in a cape and then some people just in all of the power So I do have a question about this picture just in awe of the power. Yeah, you. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

So I do have a question about this picture. I have a question. You want me to show you a picture? Yeah, because first of all, what's in between your glasses? Oh, hmm. Yeah, that's a thing. That's a.

Is this scrunched up? Yeah, just a scrunched up nose. No. Are you like Joe Biden? It's the shadow. Is he Joe Biden? No, it is. Is he fake? Yeah, that's your mask ripped your mask ripped

What is that? Yeah, that's a oh it is a shadow of the Fake skin the vampires didn't have a light directly above him. Yeah When I first saw it I was like, is Stephen Che like, peeling? So obviously a lot of, you know, you went as a vampire, a lot of jinx things gets thrown around. Anyone who's going to jinx Stephen Che for going as a vampire, I directed everyone on the group chat. Rizzler was not allowed to go to the watch party on a school night. That was probably number one. That was probably number two, yeah. Number two was the guy at the meetup

who didn't put on the vampire teeth. That was tough. How do you go to a vampire meetup without? We gave him to him too. Really, he had the teeth on person. We gave the teeth to a lot of people, yeah. Brutal, we'll show that picture. But three, and this is where Steven probably did fuck up,

why didn't you run back the M&M milkshake? I couldn't because of the teeth oh my god so I actually I ordered them in a milkshake because I asked Zach I was like oh do you want I'll pick everything up and he's like oh yeah that minimum looks good and I ordered that I was like I'll get that myself and then we went to outback before Hooters before and everyone was eating I couldn't eat because they were the glued on teeth So if they if the teeth press against my lips, they would come off

So I pretty much had to conceit like conceal them in my mouth until we were taping So I edited the order and then went with Brandon suggested strawberry, which was very good And I don't regret and I don't think that had an issue But um, yeah, it was it was tough that was that that was where I was like oh, he might have fucked this up Yeah, yeah, I blame the guy that didn't yes, so put yeah this guy in the back. What's his deal? Is he just trying to be hot? I don't know we put in the teeth buddy You gotta put you as one of the guys waiting there Why is he in the picture smiling without what it makes no sense unless he is a Pacers fan?

smiling without what it makes no sense unless he is a Pacers fan Sabotage in the whole thing it could be like a situation where his dad was a vampire and he hates his dad Yeah, he's rebelling. Yeah one of those classic situations so tell us about the meetup how many people? What was the vibe? So we were running a little bit late because of we got to the city like 625 But then there was a bunch of traffic around the stadium and then getting inside the parking garage took a while. So we got there at like maybe 642, and like a block from there, we walked by a group of people that were like,

where were you guys, we're at Hooters. It was like, I mean, we're getting there right now. So that was like four people, and inside Hooters, between whenever we arrived and like 730, there were a total of a little under 20, maybe like 15, 16, 17 people. Yeah, it was a good group. And they were filtering out some left of the game early.

The speech was like pretty late, so a bunch of people had to watch that. Your pop-up speech was just the raw stuff. None of you guys. And he missed the starters. None of you, you know, nothing about losing, but that changes tonight. It changes with Jalen Brunson.

It changes with Mitchell Robinson. With Carl Anthony Towns. With Josh Hart. With Mikhail Bridges. With Deuce McBride. With Dillon Wright! I don't say anything. Just saying the roster.

Get Tyler Colex some beer. Oh boy, it's just saying the wrong We came here to fucking win! So let's go do it! Let's go Nick! Let's go Nick! Let's go Nick! Let's go Nick! That guy still doesn't have his teeth in even during the vampire pump up speech. We need to identify him. It went perfect. It was exactly what I wanted.

How foolish of me to assume he would treat this as some type of embarrassing dare. No! He quickly that's pretty cool. He quickly changes out of... He loved it! He loved his cape! It was so silly and so funny and just like... Because there was a few people like, Ah, this is the worst thing you guys have done. Shut up!

It's very innocent and fun. The fun! I loved it. Yeah, that was good. Also, uh, Gainbridge Fieldhouse Security didn't even check me. Oh, wow! So they got a vampire problem.

No vampires can get in, no problem. Yeah. They might be crawling around. Now we know. Put my keys and phone in an old dish and no search, no nothing, I'm good. They didn't even ask if you have teeth in your pocket or anything?

What if security at that place is vampire? Oh. Yeah. So they didn't check your cape or what? No, they jammed up a woman from her in a purse like an inch too big in front of me and gave me no Empires are fine. That would be funny if you got mad about being profiled as a vamp. I assumed I was a vampire I also loved the Because I again, I didn't know you were gonna keep it on the whole game the halftime red panda

That was just a great clip because it was just red pen and then it just pans to yeah and it's just so this guy's a fucking vampire in the middle of the fucking game we was anyone like excuse me what's your deal here no 95 percent of Pacers fans were awesome and like even after the game like in the streets giving us hard times and that's all fine. There was a woman next to us who was a little tough and was drinking progressively more and then became a problem in the second half. And when the Knicks cut the lead to six with like five minutes left,

threatened to call security on us and have us removed. In which case we had to abandon the vampire stuff. And just kind of. Oh, you abandoned the. It was enough of a problem where threats were being made and stuff like that. Just because you were dressed like a vampire? Yeah, she was with her husband, I assume husband and kid.

And we weren't doing anything weird, we were just filming us. No. But she was. Yeah, wait, wait. It's just so perfect, it's just like, oh yeah, there's red panda, awesome, and there's a vampire.

Steve, you could pull off a cape whenever you wanted. It's pretty cool. I think it's got to be a little bit of a windy day, but outside of, the picture that maybe pug took of me walking into the stadium with the cape flapping by me is an awesome. Yeah, gotta get framed. Yeah, you give out a lot of teeth. Yeah, a lot of I think we got out almost all the pencils. I don't know what the if those people got them into the stadium

but yeah, it was a it was a good time. Good group. And unfortunately didn't get the win, but had fun. Yeah, that was one of the best updates when he just texted, gave out a lot of teeth. Yep. All right. Did anyone come just for the teeth? Any freeloaders?

Used you for the teeth. There was a Pacers fan there that came for the teeth, yes, so one. People just wanted the teeth. Oh man, he didn't follow the directions. What was the Hooters staff reaction? Oh, yeah So the there what I got kiss coin during the game I just walking around Like this adult man wanted to be a vampire and we're gonna let him

It was a beautiful look into like the people of Indiana Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the very unfortunate part about this and I haven't really said this part yet Was that when I got kiss coins some guy came down and found me and presented the coin and so I gave him a smooch on The cheek he was a producer on inside the NBA So he was like you should come on like we'll get you in the crowd after but because we had to get rid of the vampire stuff due to Being threatened about you know getting us kicked out. We abandoned that getting kicked out would have been amazing though If I'm getting carried out like a bowl with a full cape on oh man

So she wanted to kick you up because you were a vampire? That's because they were sharing the nips, right? Why'd you have to? You didn't have to get rid of the boys. Yeah, you didn't have to. Can I send that video? Can we put it in the radio? Yeah, yeah, the boys texted me saying

she was claiming that Pug was videoing her kid, which he wasn't. He was videoing the vampires. The vampires. And I was just like, whatever. this is like you're not doing anything wrong You just yeah, you didn't have to stop, but I like it from her. You know yeah playoff game You got a you got to use any tactic you can my only notes is you guys see Pat McAfee? Yell at all the celebrities. I wish he had just been like and those

So I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna lie that speech changed the momentum of the game. Wow. It was during a time out and the Pacers I think were reeling a little bit at that point like there was a point where Rick Carlyle called it and then they just gave the mic to McAfee and the crowd was on fire after that. He also cursed a bunch during it which was wild but. Indianapolis, Indiana. We got some big wigs from the big city in the building. Spike Lee is here. Ben Stiller is here. never what's on him

let's send these sons of bitches back to new york with their ears let's turn this shit on Ben Stiller got his feels a little bit on twitter after oh yeah he done that before did he respond? duh Oh, yeah, he doesn't that before he tends to yeah, he was not happy respond to No, you respond to you. He responded to being like that was That was not cool or something like all right, dude

Did you give a pair of teeth to Schrager? No, we had a bit of a miss he I don't think he wanted he texted if you didn't want to do the teeth I think there's not buy-in from the Knicks fans. Yeah, that's what it is. That's the problem. That's what he lost. He was very cool. He did want to meet up after the game.

Or at halftime. So yeah, yes, weird. We were happy to be there and cheer our team and other than that, indie fans were awesome. Weird? Yeah. It's fun, obviously not much. Appreciate that just wouldn't not happen in New York They were what they were chanting fuck Reggie Miller

That's crazy. Oh it did attack the Pacers fan with trash. Yeah, which I'm I'm down for all of it Yes, that guy. I like New York is above that is crazy Yeah, that is crazy so that that one fan was there Trash trash thrown on was storyline that wasn't talked about is that Pacers fan also stabbed two Knicks fans Yeah, yeah, but he wouldn't do that. I mean you you're Yeah, unless he said we had to do anything to you It was a wooden take that chance you see a Knicks band you assume. It's a vampire To you and let us do is a wooden take that chance you see a Knicks band you assume. It's a vampire

Yeah, so you did she look at the camera herself yeah, she got into a lot of videos go back She's wearing the pizzeria's team shirt He's talking to her in vampire You guys are being rowdy or anything she saw my teeth that is like very Indiana mom thing to be like these New Yorker heathens they're trying to turn our kids into vampires this is one of the most heated evens This is one of the most heated rivals in this video kind of highlights why yeah sort of demonstrates when I think of Nick's paces I that's the scene right there

That's hard to walk in hatred of the blood. Yeah people in Indianapolis hate vampires as well Oh, yeah, that was a double dose seems like it famously, huh? Very I did very much enjoy the fans. I'm awesome. We're very nice Zack how was your how was the trip from your point of view? It was good I think all the people in India were very pleasant. Yeah, where did you feel comfortable? Did you feel in your vampire? Yeah, we were we came together as kind of like a Group almost a herd of vampire so it's like safety number situation absolutely Steve was leading the pack with the cave worked out well. Yeah. Yeah, what happened at McDonald's? No, there was a no we have we've talked about the conversation about McDonald's on the way home, which is what happened with that Oh, we mean Steve. We're just sharing like sometimes what we get for dinner well the

How long have you been in Chicago, Zach? Uh, probably about... This would be week three. Okay. Can I share this part? Uh, yeah, yeah, that's why we... Alright, what type of weight gain are we dealing with since we moved to Chicago three weeks ago? Like 18 and 19 pounds. In three weeks? No, really!

It's a pound a day, dude! You're a newborn! What? That is one pound a day. Those are tate numbers. But in my defense, a lot of that's gotta be like sodium and take water weight. So if I cut out the sulfur a little bit, I might drop a quick four or five pretty rapidly. What's happening? What are you eating? What has the dinner been like the past week? Why don't you outline that for us? So there's a McDonald's about 250 feet from my apartment. And it just makes so much sense just to walk down real quick Grab McDonald's go back to the apartment right you've been McDonald's every day most days

There's also another a different burger place a small shrivel next to it. Oh, yeah, I rotated them out and then Never had Shake Shack before so I did try to chase Shake Shack Are you a big burger your one one? It's it's up there. I think you can't go wrong with a burger for dinner lunch or breakfast Out of the last 19 days how many days have you had at least a burger and fries? Maybe like 11 or 12 okay, okay, maybe a little higher what you want to explain your McDonald's order So it's pretty standard just usually I go to double cheeseburgers no pickle extra onion two fries and then like 10 to 20 nuggets 20 which one is it on that on that sometimes they have different deals for the 10 or 20 doubles So that's like four burger two fries, but no pickles

But I figured going with a double patty instead of doing four buns It's two buns. So true so but so 20 20 nuggets Yes, 20 nuggets two double cheeseburgers to fry. What are you drinking? Two fries fries. Yeah Are you just doing super size me no but it's only but you got to think it's on it's one meal a day so like I'm not a big breakfast guy not usually a lunch guy so then it's if it's it's one big meal but

if those daily caloric intake might kind of wash out a little bit okay how do you feel physically during great after and not during the burger you yeah yeah during the burger I feel great yeah amazing great afterwards then do me what do you what do you drink this I've been going water at the house okay if I do get a beverage from McDonald's I go die coke yeah oh no not to yeah so no sugar in that either. Yeah situation

So I uh I like Ben and Jerry's a good pie It's usually two pints, but only This is yeah, but that's after dinner. It's like late like when I'm talking It's not all at once it's like there's a different time Yeah, it does what two pints yeah, typically just got the mixings and I had a new flavor I want to try it how many? How often do you do that two pints for for the night you're an offensive right here is I mean that's that's a substantial amount of calories but it's confined to the pine so we're not doing like to

scoop out the gallon so it's just label but it's caloric wise and what is that caloric wise they range from like 1100 to 1500 depending on the mix in three thousand calories ice cream but I'm you also think like I didn't bring car I'm Caloric wise they range from like 1100 to 1500 depending on the mix in 3000 calories But you also think like I didn't bring car and do a lot more walking like to and from the office and things like that Almost 500 feet to and from McDonald's yes, so were you doing this in Florida? Well, how was your diet? so it it I would be able to Drive a car so I drive around a little bit more. There's a couple more options but it's just right there

it's so accessible So I've never been I've never been in a situation where a cheeseburger was this successful at any time and it's really... You're in the honeymoon You're in the throes of cheeseburger addiction It's just right. You're in the throes of cheeseburger addiction.

It's just right there. It is. Just asking for it. Yeah, and I want you to enjoy that for a little longer, but then would you be willing to decrease I have to. Yeah. To one pint of ice cream and one fry instead of two. I can't do, so I'll go one burger before I go one fry.

I like the fries, my favorite part. Yeah. Do you feel like this is a problem at all? Yeah, 100%. I've moved out of it. Like one to ten, where are you at right now of like, oh shit, like this is a problem at all? Yeah, 100% I've moved out like 1 to 10. Where are you at right now of like oh shit? This might be a problem like 7 Wait right now prom price in like between 238 240 and what's the weight that you're like you want us to intervene and be like slap the burger out of your hands

Like five more maybe five more but the thing is about just water fast for a day knock down like three or four back in that that comfort zone yeah yeah but no I've definitely uh doing a lot of elastic pants right now not too many belt loops yeah if you want to be on an after dark stream I think you can just ask. You don't have to do all this. Yeah, I'm already doing it. It takes attention. I mean, I didn't know we'd get into this, uh, this thoroughly. I, you know what though? As long as, as long as you know that maybe this isn't sustainable, like why not? It's

like almost, it's, you're almost on like a honeymoon with yourself. It's like, Hey, I'm just going to let it go. I don't have the new city. Yeah. It's growing pain. You're almost on like a honeymoon with yourself. It's like, hey, I'm just gonna let it go. I'm feeling out the new city, yeah. It's growing in pain. You're trying all the great food in Chicago. Yeah. I heard this place has great restaurants. If it gets out of hand, you're gonna have to break your lease and move away from the McDonald's vicinity.

Or just put myself on like a ban list. Yeah, we could get you banned from that McDonald's. Maybe start showing up as a vampire. I did order like a, oh, that would probably get it done pretty quick. Yeah I did throw like ground beef and rice in the grocery order. So, you know, we're gonna do some cooking at the house Oh, well, I mean, but that sounds like you need you're missing surprise And then you got to walk past McDonald's to get to the house true. That's the other thing is like it's on route home So like I see it you start thinking about it you get upstairs you throw your inside clothes on and they like well

I could just hit the burger Is it touchscreen It is so you don't have to talk, you know, and I'd even worse so I just go mobile order I just give them the four digit code never been we don't even talk We don't even talk. What are your inside clothes? You know, just like a gym shorts, pajamas, maybe a t-shirt. So what's going through your head when you reach to tear the plastic wrapping off the second punt? This is not an option, I need this. Or is it like, ahh?

No, if it's in the freezer I'll probably take it down. So if I got good YouTube video on I'm going for it Yeah, yeah, but there's no like Is there any guilt or no? No, no, that's after ice cream before just popping the seal. I mean, that's peak ice cream Yeah, we might need to start doing like like cigarette packs where we put like don't eat this on your pints So you see it that could be a good I just throw a sign in the fridge remind myself. Maybe that's it I'm not I'm I'm only remembering that I shouldn't do this post dated on the ice cream All right in general Do you respond to negative coaching or negative feedback or more positive like if we if we do have to intervene? I guess you know calling you fat is that helpful or is that gonna hurt that probably it probably works the best, right?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm asking you Okay, you're you respond well, I'm all okay with that. You respond well to the negative. Yeah I'm alright with that. Also Zach you should, so McDonald's separate, the Ben and Jerry's like you were named on the cream team you could just be like this market research. That's true. You're doing your job. I'm working yeah. I love that.

Yeah. So that's the actors. First pint's all business, second pint's a pleasure. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that compromise. Yeah, so the first pint you're eating quickly out of necessity. Right, that he's just doing work. Yeah.

Oh, finally. Second pint, you can kick back. Kick back. A little bit, yeah. Oh, I got work's over. Time to celebrate. Maybe save the preferred mix in flavor for second. Oh, so you do the flavor you don't like first.

The new one that I'm not familiar with, get the, maybe take some Cliff Notes, and then the second one that I know, tried and true, you just take it down. I will say in Zach's defense, like he obviously moved to a new place and you know, he's not big into cooking right now. We did talk about how long this takes, the dinner, the typical standard McDonald's dinner of the double cheeseburgers, the two fries and the nuggets. He said half a YouTube video, so about 15 or so minutes. I would love just eating with Zach, live stream, what are you doing, talking to the people. No, your fake meal is not.

Zach would not love that. Like a mukbang. And do this for a little while, and then you can start to cook or change up habits, whatever, but I think that'd be fascinating. I was this and what is this? This was a little bit market research. Yeah cream team Cream team sock is is down. It's bad down. Yeah, it's thinking we found out yesterday I shared on the show that they we had one outlet not to found out this morning, we don't have any outlets. Yeah, but just a little conduit, right?

Yeah, put a conduit through. So they had a, there's a little bit of a pump fake outlet in the kitchen to where the fascia is of 220, but the voltage behind it is 110. Oh my god. Which is not at all any excuse, it's still a deplorable example of electrical efficiency, and I do want to apologize very much Thank you, and she's I heard I'm talking this morning He said the the ice cream machine takes as much power as it would to like power a starter home There is an eco mode. Okay. That's good

But I just have the thing it has two compressors because we're trying to go to flavors So there's a little bit more voltage, but you do get that double flavor Yeah, is there a way since we're leaving such a large footprint do we like plant trees per every thousand cones? What was there anything we could do to kind of save face? I'd love that. I'd love it if the landlord was like I think they're growing Eating 400 servings of ice cream a day so Once we get the ice cream machine up, are we done with Ben and

Jerry's or is that? I like to keep the work and the personal life like church and state. I'm fond of the soft serve but I think Ben and Jerry's also has a place in the soft serve team. It's two completely different things. Very different. I believe so too. So you're just going to add the soft serve to the workload? That's not. No, no, no. Yes. A busy man. I believe so too. You're just gonna add the soft serve to the workload No, no, yes, yes a busy man

Cuz we're now talking like you're gonna be at a point Would you scale your like six six K calories just an ice cream alone today? I got you a lot more walking Yeah, I'm steps. So you've been gaining a pound a day Give her a newborn This time next year bud. This is why we're gonna roll it back. We're gonna scale. Yeah, we have now no well You're not ready Not midweek. How long is it when it when it becomes a real problem? We'll do something. I appreciate that right? Yeah, I think we're good. I don't think you're good right now. I think it's a promise. It was just like a Spell I appreciate it right here area

Good I would like to see how long you could keep up the rate of a pound per day For maybe for content are you getting tired of this meal? Not usually when I find it a meal that I enjoy I'll just like repeat it for a little while until I'm over it I'm with you on that I do that I go into phases, and I just like hammer it for a couple Yeah, I'm a pattern guy as well right now the burgers got me Yeah, and a strangle hole a couple weeks something a little more healthy when I grab you and then you're on the uptake What about the Ben and Jerry's though? That's a mainstay usually yeah, okay? to Ben and Jerry's and two large fries

Like I know how McDonald's is a fries to like they're not always going to the top like right You're the large could be like a two-dog medium 20 nuggets Do you dip a few how do you how did this come up Jim? Do you dip a few how do you how does come up Jim? Give us the order of what you're at home. Do you mix them all or do you go like burgers fries? So I do I was letting Steve know that it's like it's pretty manageable like you know it gets There's a refreshing in the fact if you go to a burger fry burger fry talking about your dinner by the way saying it's pretty manageable Not a challenge managed, but now if you rotate it out, it's like a little bit

like refreshing. It's almost like a second course. So what do you do? I'll go burger fry, burger fry. And then nuggets. You just end with nuggets. Which is why nuggets could be 10, like they're ranges cause I'm like, I'm not, maybe not always taking down all 20.

Right. How long does this take you all to get down? Half a YouTube video, to a full YouTube video depending on what is. What is a YouTube video? There's a wide range of YouTube videos. That a measure? There is, so I don't have a, To get down half a YouTube video to a full YouTube video There is so I don't have a like a timestamp on it, but it's roughly like half with half of Charlie bit me or what I guess like 15 minutes everyone everyone's dinner time is like 10 15 You know so you'll pace it depending on how long the video is maybe now

I've really never given any thought to the time of how much how long dinner takes But that's roughly around would be like how usually I'm halfway through have the employees of the McDonald's started to take note I hope not okay. Well that'd be pretty disheartening Yeah, when he's back what number one customer does the guilt come in at any point when you're cleaning up the guilt comes in I want to take in the trash on my god That's another McDonald's like a lot of my so I don't have like a full-size trash can I do like the Like Walmart bagger when Dixie bag right and then now I've been pivoting just to the cardboard bags

Everything comes in so I'm taking my trash out in these bags, and I remember oh that was maybe a little bit too much yesterday You'll the spoon scrape against the bottom of the second Has hit the trash. You've never gone for weed. It's time for bed. You know how like the second pint, like a little bit it's melted and there's like a little liquid down there? Are you taking the spoon and getting those last remnants?

Yeah, I think that's the best part. You guys go from the outside, right? Yeah. A little bit warm from your hands to get that like good consistency. But even when you're done, you're still like I gotta get those last few drops. I want to be wasteful. Yeah The question I was asking you haven't gone third pine. Well, they do like I'll take a no on that one. You just get to go with the no. Have you ever done like two and a half? Well the publics does BOGO sometimes. Oh, that's where they get me so then it's like It's just an influx. So BOGO meaning the second

Yeah, that means you're still buying. You know you buy one you get one so I would do it all the time. So then because you were gonna if you're gonna go to the store and buy two You might have BOGO. I was gonna spend two. yeah. So then I have four pints of ice cream. But you know they stay in the freezer. You treat your Ben and Jerry's like they're going bad. It's a time bomb as soon as you buy it. I'm an accessibility guy, so if it's not there I won't eat it, but if it's in the freezer

and I know it's there, I'll probably take it down. So you've done three? No. You've done four? No. Has a pint of ice cream ever slept over No, the lid gets thrown away with the plastic you're finishing it There's not like go to your house right now this there's not Ben and Jerry's in your freezer

No, you buy it every day fresh now I usually like order with the groceries and then like tonight. I'll have to go again and get more ice cream And that is the plan tonight Just don't don't I wouldn't deviate yet with the groceries and then like tonight I'll have to go again and get more ice cream. And that is the plan tonight. Just don't, don't, I wouldn't deviate yet. Or not, not midweek, no. I'm gonna probably be in a dress tonight, that's what you guys want to know. Yeah, I will probably consume some.

What's the- Can you take a picture of both pints empty? That would be funny. I'll send it to you if you want to see it. Yeah, I would like to see it. Okay. He won't show anybody and what about snacks? Does your home have? No, I can't do that. Yeah, it can't be crazy I mean his snacks are the 20 nuggets. Yeah, but again, it's it's one

Oh, and then it's pretty much I guess like a fast situation if I'm not doing breakfast and lunch. Yeah, I mean bonafide two meals Yeah, I would call it. It is any board on three you have you have three meals in the span of one meal and then dessert One big meal and I do have ice cream. Yes, are you have? But I like do you feel full? Yes, super satiated afterwards. Oh, yes But I like, uh... Do you feel full? Yes, super satiated afterwards. Oh, yeah.

And are you starving by the time dinner rolls around? No. No. Really? Okay. Are you hungry right now? Are you very hungry? No, no, no, no.

Are you? Okay. It's like a bear. And this was the conversation on the ride back home. This was... I imagine Steve, you and the rest of the car were just like It was not dissimilar from this He's like you have to get but how specifically did it come up? Did you ask him?

How many nuggets do you eat after two double cheeseburgers and two large fries? I don't know we were discussing like meals and stuff like that, and then he was saying how he Got McDonald or no we went to McDonald's Oh, you actually went to and then he was saying how he got McDonald's, or no, we went to McDonald's Oh you actually went to McDonald's? And then he was like oh yeah like I've gotten McDonald's like each last five days or something like that Yeah, I was like oh what do you normally get and then we just like you guys come out their orders You guys late night we're at the McDonald's Yeah, that makes sense

Did you hold back on this order with the guys or did you get your usual? I just went Diet Coke last night Oh that's it? You didn you get your usual I just went diet coke last night that's it you didn't die coke when they asked you what is your normal order before you answered some part of your brain was like this is probably not gonna be well-respected that's why I just went diet coke at the McDonald's and yeah I thought we just just talk chalk enough talking about our orders and I over the thing I overshared you overshared you woke up this morning like 40 year old virgin after he said it feels like bags of sand you're like oh fuck I knew I overshared will probably forget soon as I said Couldn't backpedal like I should have fabricated an order

Did you consider lying I should have yeah, I should have I didn't know we were gonna have to go back Over the order. I'm gonna switch the or I'm not gonna. I'm just gonna Yeah, don't don't be true to you man yeah be yourself is this like a new thing like did you expect this But this you weren't doing this in Florida I knew it would be a problem as soon as I saw that there was a McDonald's next the apartment Okay, I'm waiting I got a last question for you Like I assumed this is your first well No, you you moved out of the house for a while to sell cars

But is your mom one to like call you and be like are you taking care of yourself? You're eating? Yes, you're like what you eat for dinner and you cook and I'll have to say yeah, I mean chicken Oh, so you lied to her. I don't want to be worried. Yeah. Yeah That's smart. That's smart, and if she's watching this Just tell her yeah Yeah, mama, love you if you I hope you know were you a Ben and Jerry's guy in Florida Yeah, yeah, I know it's how long you've been doing the double pine I don't have a timeamp on it like for a while

For like most of my as soon as I could go like once you got a car and a little bit money You go get it yourself. Let's go get the ice cream. Yeah, so over Two years yeah for sure yeah, he's 27 over five years right. That's right good mark Yeah, probably last three or four if I did. Yeah, and it's not always two sometimes one Sometimes but never less than one. No, I don't do the cat back on it's a serving. Yeah That's why they do the personalized that's why everything like get their own flavor instead of going out the gallon. Yeah Great sack You're great. You had a good time in Indy though.

I did. You were right. Pazer's played Pazer's basketball. They do every time. I know. I like you but I warned you of that. Auburn wouldn't miss. Yeah. Great stadium as well, we'll say. Cool. Beautiful stadium, yeah. Well thank you, Zach. Yeah, I appreciate you guys Alright, yep, Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday is cream team day The third is technician day. That's her Tuesday. So Wednesday. We're creaming Wednesday to Friday would be the I

What's the weather when I think Wednesday? be there I why what's the weather when I think Wednesday is we can we window it from the technician like you see Wednesday for 87 degrees on Wednesday oh no it's gotta be it's gotta be and I want to stress test just so you know everyone in the office is gonna want ice cream that day I understand that are you are you stressed yes okay all right good distress. This is working All right, thank you, Zach. I oh careful. I bet we're good. Yeah, I love this kid Looks great. He looks fine. It looks fine like a flightless bird No, he doesn't it doesn't have fat no he looks very long well. Yeah, he does very well flip a car. Oh, he's good. Yeah, but the Rockies over there

Oh, we got to learn our Rockies should we? All Zach Zach meal one day on the yak to see if we can do it. Yeah I don't know if any of us can think two fries is a lot to double cheese large to a pint large 20 nuggets cherries is the worst thing to pints. I could be better off using a pretty hard drug Yeah, are those the Rockies? I don't know NASCAR so we got three Rockies that we know of that are coming in all right Can I guess yeah, it's my man Kyle Jason. No, they're actually written right there in front. Oh, I didn't Kyle Jason and uh, oh Taven no Zai we got a Zack we got a Zack Zach Agnos Agnos

Carson Palm quest and Ryan Roleson all pitchers. I'll take Ryan Rolison. KB, who do you want? KB, I know what you got to do. Get ready. Palmquest pitched a couple days ago, I think. And he was good. Yeah, wind was blowing in. Yeah, that's what, but it was a good outing. So like he's feeling good about himself.

God damn it. What? What? The Ole Miss. What? But it was a good outing so like good. He's feeling good about himself god damn it what what? Don't miss He went to Ole Miss this guy I pick oh no He's gonna knock you over the soccer ball always from Jackson, Tennessee though. That's a good place Hmm how you doing today Brandon? I'm good. How are you? I'm real good. I've had a good time. You have a little dude to do? No, just those little guys being stupid. A little fussy. It was TJ. Yeah TJ got him. Yeah Mark was giving me a

standard argument which was fine and then TJ just weighed in you're having a bad brain day. No I'm not having a bad brain day. That's tough to be accused of. It was TJ plus a 90 year old with a license plate. Yeah. That's your cryptonite. Because you can't really get out of a bad brain day. Right it just it just casts a That's tough to be accused of. It was TJ plus a 90-year-old with a license plate. Yeah. That's your crip tonight. Because you can't really get out of a bad brain day. Right. It just casts a pall in the whole day. It's like saying you're triggered.

It wasn't a bad brain day. We were having a standard argument. I wasn't having a bad brain day. OK. Why would he accuse you of having a bad brain day? Because we were talking about the cover of the NCAA game 26 and I said there's an old man holding a Blythesys plate. He's a Nebraska fan, says beat CU.

Oh yeah, classic rivals. I'll kick you in the fucking chin. Was that really a rivalry that needs to be on the cover of a game? I mean that's a 30 year old rivalry that just doesn't matter anymore. Is that something that, and you would have thought I called everybody in everybody in the room Hitler or something. It's just great the room went crazy. The room went crazy. The room went crazy. The room broke Brandon's bobbleheads. College football is based on rivalries. Yeah and that's just not a big one. That's not one that matters in 2025 at all. And it's also minuscule on the

cover. And even when they were rivals, the Nebraska fans were going around with license plates saying, we've got to beat Colorado. Colorado fans were the ones that wanted to beat Nebraska. Well that guy. Nebraska was like, Colorado was gum off their shoe.

Are you saying that's AI or does that guy exist? I don't know. The guy probably exists. I just think, I don't think of, when I think of rivalries to put on the cover with license plates, I don't think Nebraska and Colorado. They're not relevant Teams in 2025 as far as rovers go wrong Sorry

And that's what we argued about and that's why Titus broke my bobblehead broke his bobblehead I had to buy a new Jim Kleinsasser Oh, I think I'll just punt the name are I didn't need a name are anyway all-time Betts Frank combo on There I don't know I don't know we're gonna rescue Betsy I don't know does he Is he horribly unhappy. Oh, yeah Yeah, I still having enterprise Janks on the whole side of the street saying calling a can-cone in New York City. I know jinx is yeah wait wait

What was that Jenks new thing is he takes? all right, so this is a Frank can I go to the Cubs game? What do you think of his shit? Oh? He sent something like a food. He made that looked like shit Okay, whatever that may be and Beth just said right. I go to the Cubs game 120 this Friday I think I'm gonna take my wife. He wrote back. I guess that's the worst possible answer you Tweet itself the tweet I'd he's no is so much better Yeah, this is a full day often to make sure everything is ready is of the utmost. Oh my god. I'll be working

How is that a full day Jenks? Bets was like yeah, this is what I get when I asked for a half day and then tank was like This is a full day. Yeah, I guess yeah, I guess is the worst answer you can get. Yeah. No is so much better. Yes. Cause now you still have to go to the game, but not enjoy it. Right. That's here. And Frank. Yeah. Does Frank have that? There's so many games. Yeah. Also, do you have that power? I think he in that universe he does in that. Yeah. His, his guys have Frank fire bets. They got a clock in and out I Didn't know he had that power. I think I just like to throw a rope to betts and so there's he might hang himself with it

Yeah He's here Hmm, but like does he go home and complain to his wife like my boss was a real dickhead today Like yeah, he's got him in hell. Yeah, I mean the Jenks like I said so Jenks He sits on the side of the street in New York City trying to find like a sliver of Sun and he calls it his spring break Wait, what do you mean dream job? Just pull up any he mostly literally finds it. He gets a chair He goes on the concrete jungle. He sits in the sun and he's like, back in Cancun. So, no Mets updates in Cancun. So his Cancun is just simply being away from Frank?

Yeah, just sitting in the sun. He also just wanted to show off his abs. Yeah. But there's another one where he was like, it was like, I think he was on like, Seventh Avenue. It's like, did not look appealing whatsoever, but that's, when you work for Fleming Enterprises That's what you have to do. I don't know about bets, but I'm jinxed did he volunteered for this right?

He well, I mean bets did too. Yeah, but I think you don't There's a lot of I mean, yeah, do we have to get like what ocean? Yeah Like do you like someone who volunteers for the army? They're not yeah, and they're in the middle of ever Afghanistan they're not like this is awesome. Mm-hmm. I Guess is a crazy. Is that is that fair Kate? That's pretty fair. Yeah like you can volunteer for stuff and then at some point be like Dan I would there's more places. I'd rather be right now They probably thought it would have eased up by now and the army has a very nice pension plan. Yeah

Fleming enterprises does not has Jenks taken a week off since starting at the enterprise He went to Italy I believe once and then there was also the that video of him the when Frank gave him the night off They were so excited. They fucking jumped her I fived Oh my god, like a bowling alley. They went fucking nuts. That's a very funny clip if you can find a TJ He was just like yeah, you know what is like eight o'clock at night He's like, you know what you guys got the rest of the night. Wait, I Experienced was in Vegas Vegas. He gave him 15 minutes. He was like, I'm actually I'm gonna go up to my hotel room

And they threw their caps. Yeah Know the video I'm thinking of his Jenks like he immediately like I think he took off his shirt He was in a tank top. He was just like walking around with a beer just Freedom he's basically Andy Dufresne on the top of that roof. Yes Beer on the they get they if they finish tarring a roof they get a few minutes. Yeah, Jank Scott the night off. Look at this. He just hits it off. Like you look at that video you're like did this guy just win a world championship or

did he get 30 minutes off? This would be a lot of people's rock bottom. Yeah. I posted Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I posted a joke video with Kelly Keegs last week where I'm like, what do people who don't have kids even do with their time? And Kelly was like chimed in and was like having the best time ever. And all the comments are silly and Jenks is like,

he wrote under it, he's like, it is a dark and sad existence. Like hello the rest of your life. I was like, dude, are you okay? Like, you need some personal time. He's not. You gotta get out there. He's a mental warrior.

Love him. I think we need an investigation. I know the extent of it. Yeah, like, we need to get like 60 minutes to investigate Fleming Enterprises. Like, this is actually worse than a sweatshop in Vietnam. We need to get Betz a wire. Put a wire on Betz. I bet you Frank checks him, though.

He has to. Betts a wire. Put a wire on this. I bet you Frank checks him though. Yeah. He has to. He has to. That shirt. Yeah, we gotta go undercover boss. It'd be so funny, Fleming, yeah, like. Fleming couldn't undercover boss. Cenk shows up. Fleming acting as a new hire.

Yeah, the idea of Cenk. Cenk's showing up to Frank's apartment every day and Fleming just like slowly takes out a revolver and puts it on the desk. He's like, you know the deal, strips. Spread them. I hate to have to keep doing this. What if we found a doppelganger that replaced Jenks so Jenks can have free time? I don't think Frank knows what Jenks looks like right Pat said he passed. He's in New York this week

He said he walked right by Frank was like hey Frank and Frank had no idea who Kyle wore sunglasses and walked past Frank once And filmed him. Yeah. Yeah, I think if we got a guy with long brown hair and like a fuzzy connection when they whatever I think we could get him some Yeah, I mean, the longest time, Che and Jake Marsh were interchangeable for Frank. Fair. Yeah. I think we could do it.

Glasses better. And Stu finer. And, what? Oh, Stu, yeah, it was Stu that was doing that. And both. Che and Marsh. What were you gonna say, Brady, you had your hand raised. If we did a full investigation into Fleming Enterprises and we find

mistreatment and bad treatment of both Jinx and Mikey Betts, we being the actor, are we gonna do anything or we're just gonna know that there's mistreatment now? Probably a laugh. Crack wise. We're not gonna do shit right? Maybe an offhand like, damn that sucks. Yeah, I think I'd feel like I'm glad that's not me. Yeah. That kind of feeling. Then we'll move on to like the wheel or something. Yeah, we'll crack wise and then go get wet Yeah, we'll uncover some heinous shit So the investigation would be pretty pointless yeah, but I do want to know yeah a day in the life of Fleming enterprises

They're weaving his necklaces together and a thousand degree heat Can we get one of the new interns just to tail bets for the day? Yeah Yeah, our intern comes from the Frank the Tank Enterprise world. We made it out of life. Yes It's probably seen some shit. I got out That's right back in He would fight so hard. He's like the prisoners of war. I'm not going back.

Frank sees him on Bourbon Street, he's like get back in. No. Oh man. Or he'll be like that old man in Shawshankertown. He's institutionalized. He can't function outside of Frank the Tank. Right. They can't leave that world. They're so that ends with suicide

That's might be on the fast track yeah, I don't know Betts is stronger though Jenks. I think is Resolved to the situation Betts fights back. Betz is free, Jenks is enslaved. That's true. Yeah, yeah. I can't remember the exact phrase he had the other day, but Mikey Betz said a joke, I laughed at it, and he just looked at me and he did the Michael Scott, you have no idea how high I can fly. Yeah.

You guys have no idea how funny I am, man. You hear that? Jenks was our NBA phone of friends for the dozen, and he was having diarrhea, and Frank made him stop having diarrhea Man Those guys Shit they've seen By the way game time

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Dropped a, I think a graphic. Oh, can we see it? Oh, oh! Oh my god, fucks. Hey, hey kids, that's so close. Learning here is such a delight Count the stars and paint the sky Laugh and learn, oh don't think I think that looks visually amusing yeah children. Yeah, I think they're gonna love it mm-hmm It's oh, it's over. He's I think they're gonna love it a superstar. Yeah

Okay, yeah premieres misspelled mm-hmm Dropping at 6 p.m.. Eastern when all the kids are fresh and new yeah all right could be a hit could be could be this is strictly for children yeah I yeah, they're jokes No, I mean, I'm a recurring character in his neighbor. Mr. Cat okay I think I have like 45 seconds in each episode very nice coming in like the How they said like I ask a question and then that they go or we built a rocket together Yeah, so quigs was an intern at NASA mm-hmm and now He's the lead does this yeah, here's the thing. Here's what I'll say from watching it or watching how the sausage is made

on its face it's maybe didn't grab me as like this is gonna be incredible, but Quigs is our most talented editor. Yes, so when he gets it into the quigs machine We could end up with a banger Yeah, it will right it just needs to get in that kids algorithm and then it's easy street Like I tried to explain to people like when we do advisors if you watch advisors get taped, it's not great It's like there's funny moments stuff Then when the magic of quigs and Trey and Blake and all these guys get their hands on it it becomes

Something so much better, right? So it's like knowing that they're behind it helps a lot. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Are you in tune to what kids like you are enough program? Yeah, and you can tell like What's what makes a good kids show? Yeah? For the most part I don't know if this has that alone look like something kids would enjoy yeah bright colors a lot of like catch eats yeah Mm-hmm a lot of nothing that's that goes on too long which I think they did a good job of that I think everything goes like pretty quickly where it's they're not you know quick transition like building a rocket was like 20 seconds

Yeah, right we got we we actually couldn't do it ah We need a quick sell Are they gonna release behind-the-scenes clips too cuz that's what I think will do well in the back end and get parents Being like I'll put it on So we got to get crazy here I don't want to say too much Can you get quigs Stephen? Can you grab him real quick? Cuz there's an answer to that, but I again By all means yeah, sure. Mm-hmm By all means yeah sure mm-hmm we get it

Yeah, there's it I'm a way to quick skin. Okay, so there's a very song heavy every episode is a musical I don't know that's what I've noticed like Jerry does big numbers. Yes, Jerry is very yeah I'm not gonna It's also make a living doubting Jerry's will watch the same show over and over and over again They'll watch a kid. Yeah, chucking a sandbox for an hour on YouTube. So I mean Yeah, my kids watch the dot shit. Yeah for sure right Jerry yeah, Jerry has a way of Making these things work. Quigs, sit down. We're talking about Mr. Jerry real quick.

So there was a question asked to me that I don't want to say too much because I probably know too much. But Kate was basically asking if Mr. Jerry the show in itself isn't a hit. Is there behind the scenes stuff itself isn't a hit is there behind the scenes stuff That could be a hit. Yeah, okay. We have what there's like yeah, I've heard some of the stories There's like two levels of behind the scenes. Yeah, there's some shit that there's stuff that if the shows ongoing

Should shouldn't come out and then there's like the stool scenes he's tight yeah that's that could be the best show we ever produce it could you hint at like a subject or um I know one yeah he takes some phone call it took a phone call maybe one of his friends fucking a chick That kind of stuff and then goes back into mr. Jerry instantly Yeah, that kind of stood some did a science episode and he talked about Stuff that he's done in his past There's a chance that there's a second layer to this that is the hit show It kind of makes it invincible because if it absolutely flops

Then we've got the basis for the new show. Yeah, which is very behind the scenes of Mr. Jerry. Yeah Even the part we tape today. There was a couple conversations. Yeah The part we taped today there was a couple conversations. Yeah Where was there were some interesting conversation Jerry, and I had and then it was literally like quigs like all right ready like hey kid A lot of that it's gone. Yeah, is there gonna be a chat for the show no so YouTube kids is no chat no comments no comments Which I guess is a good thing

so have you had to study like a lot of other kids shows for this a little bit but like one of those things where it's like I don't want to look too much at other stuff it because then it just like there was one where Jerry showed me the show and I was like stop showing me that because it's Already super similar to what we're doing. It's like I don't want to be accused of stealing from it And it's like I've never seen it But no there's like I was talking about it the other day where I was like I feel like a lot of these like the miss Rachel's and all that they probably have like child psychologists and yeah, like put a lot of thought into

the like actual science of what they're how they're like hooking the kids we just kind of just kind of rolls But we'll get them. We'll get their attention. Okay. Have you enjoyed this whole process? Yes, but I could definitely see a point where I'm like I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah But it has been fun doing it. How many episodes are there seven? Okay, and they're all coming out at once and that's and that's just for the time being that's just it for now Yeah, we're gonna know there's no plan like in a couple months I mean probably will or if it's successful. We're definitely gonna keep you'll keep doing it but all seven at once

Yeah, which could be a. Which could be a good idea, could be a bad idea, but just from what I've heard that if you have a librarian can just and they're like next one, next one, next one, it's better than... Yeah. Kids aren't sitting around being like Friday 5pm, new rock. Mr. Jerry subreddit arguing about theories. What's gonna happen next week? So what if you had to give one age like what is that core age that you're trying to? target One age problem it would also depend. I'd say like four yeah, it's a really pretty young

and most of them like there, but like the The space episode is like an eighth grade level well like the the space episode is like an eighth grade level I just kept like Jerry was saying things I can't say that but yeah the things that we have like more of a knowledge in like there were certain things where I was like we got to explain it this way and that way and that probably skewed but that that's the outlier the rest of them are probably like three to five year old so When Jerry's explaining the topics is that is there ever a point where he's just wrong yeah

Yeah, almost every time every time which to an extent like you can't explain everything 100% factually because there's not like Certain things have to be a little bit dumbed down, but yeah, there's some so I think he'll say that I'm like we cannot Outside of space what subject has tripped him up the most um Space was really bad He just didn't understand like he knew nothing Sheet-sheet Whose ideas it to do a space show right he I think that was mine he needed a mr. Jerry for that episode yeah, yeah, explain it to him

Yeah, did he do research at all or just trying to go off the dome I do most of the research. Yeah, yeah He did great at sports. He knew those Dinosaurs. Yeah dinosaurs. He had no idea. That was tricky So you're teaching him? Oh, yeah before he could teach. It's a lot of yeah So aside from education or are there any like subplots like fun subplots like a The neighbor Are there any like subplots like fun subplots like a we? Is the neighbor We got grewed in on for an episode which is hilarious. Are we thinking merch at all? We're allowing ourselves to go there Oh, yeah, like yeah, I think that is and yeah, but we're gonna start writing books some chewable, right? Yeah, she will march jewelry vitamins. Yeah

But yeah, I think we're gonna have to I think cuz to an extent you don't really want to do too much Like we're not doing ad reads right Which they did try to sneak a portillo's out We always put in the dinosaur episode We need ears part But yeah, I think we're like me I mean it needs to be successful to it Nobody's buying a children's book from like a YouTube show that gets 3,000 views. So Yeah, we'll see how the numbers come in and most importantly do the children learn? Yeah, it's not all about the numbers, right?

You always hear about these children's channels getting All about the numbers right you always hear about these children's channels getting Astronomically high numbers are there any that are just like okay that I don't know like I don't know YouTube there are is a Weird thing where I don't know how we're gonna break into like YouTube kids cuz I was it might be looking at it yesterday and it's one page of like the for you page Whatever and it's just all of them are the same four people that Get all the views. Yeah So we'll see maybe we'll be the the mid-range kids show. Yeah, just know what's your confidence level?

It keeps moving I'm very confident our first episode will do good. Yeah, I think a lot of people I I'm very confident our first episode will do good Yeah, I think a lot of people that have no kids like want to see what it's gonna look like it's I think that's gonna Do really good numbers? It's will we get people to watch episode? two through seven and can we get it to be the people that we want like Stoolies will watch this to an extent they probably will you need the kids to keep watching There's some people that will watch all seven some people that will watch the first one It's like can we get people to show their kids other kids actually like it?

My conference level is 5050 that'll be a success, but I but I'm also confident because if it's not a success you have that we have we can pivot Well, what's this? What's the success? What's the line like I feel like you know? 50k views is great. Yeah. Yeah, that would be good, and it's also it's hard to tell because Kid shows are evergreen and in theory the view it shouldn't be like a lot of the stuff We do where it's like after the first day Nobody's watching it could go for a while Yeah, what I'm rooting for is it for it to not be successful and then we get the second version and then

Like in a year from now Something happens where it just becomes an insane success and everyone's like whoa. What is this then? They're like wait? You know I mean where it's like we wake, what is this? And then they're like, wait, what is this? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's like, we wake up in a year from now and it went from like 50K to like three billion. Yeah. Holy fuck. And they're like, but hold on, what is this?

I'm ready for this. It's my beloved stuff. Yeah. I want it to be a smash hit, but only in like one obscure country. Yeah. For some reason that you didn't really, you didn't see this coming, but like for for some reason it's just a fucking monster I think we may be

doing dubs for Spanish and Indian yeah do you have to have to play it because that would be ideal is there a world massive in a different country do you think there's a world where the numbers aren't great but you guys are still proud of the work you did and that the the art itself was very important and it's like just because The audience it didn't resonate with the audience. We're still you don't have to answer. We're still proud of what we put out there Yeah, I mean Numbers the numbers being big would be the numbers. Yeah, we gotta get those numbers big

Yeah, maybe maybe we'll teach some kids some stuff. But at the end of the day, this is a really nice portfolio piece for you. Yeah, I guess. Fringe. Where does this go with the NASA? When you're putting your resume together, should you ever leave this place?

You put it above NASA, below? We'll go below. But, I mean- Right next to? Yeah, it goes hand in hand-hand all this has shaped me All right, thank you quakes no problem cited Chay told me to tell you that the Rockies are here Oh, okay, so the Rockies come in. I think there's just two of them Yeah, you want to do the new Amsterdam read Nick? Yep, and and then che can you want to grab the Rockies?

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Okay, so the Rockies are here, I'm nervous which two it is Zack and Carson okay, I'm not your guy right yeah, my guy old missus here pussy. What's up boys? Come on in Sit there and there Yeah, what's up? How you guys doing? That's it. That's awesome. Kyle. Good to meet you. Good to meet you. What's up, man? Good to meet you. It's Kyle. Nice to meet you. Welcome. Welcome. Alright, good

to see you. What'd you, what'd you go? What'd you go? The Masters or something? So you guys uh. Did you go to the Masters? No. Oh. Uh it's the right in this one. This one? Yep. My brother's fiance. She goes every year with her works. Oh wow. Okay. Alright. Love it. She goes every year with her works. Oh, okay All right, you want to go with Brandon? Yeah, you can go next year if you'd like for should be in spring training Just put the basically baseball season the mics closer your face Good to have you guys here. Yeah, good to be here. Yeah, how's Mike's on?

How's the season going? I mean, we've had some better starts to it, but Yeah. We just need a few big hits here and there and we should have a few more wins. You know that if you win out, you could tie the record for most wins in Major League Baseball history. I've seen that. I've seen that. Yeah. I say we do it.

Yeah, why not? Let's do it. Why not? The whole fucking thing. Right now, live, guarantee. I'm guaranteeing it. Let's just get hot. I've seen, what was it, like 114 and 46 if we win every game the rest of the year. Yeah Yeah, I like that. I like just do it. Say fuck it. Yeah, what's stopping you? No, why not us? What a story. Oh my god, that would be incredible Yeah, it would be pretty cool. Yeah, wouldn't be bad. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. No. Kyle, any questions for them? Questions. Where are you guys from? I'm from

Northern Virginia, town called Haymarket. I'm right around DC. Then went to college at East Carolina. Oh, hell yes. Sup dogs. Haymarket? Yeah, Haymarket. Is that Manassas area? Yeah, close to man. I'm an ass this area. Yeah close Manassas. Were you a signal bad guy or a splashdown guy splashdown? Well, I think the funny story was is like we went to splashdown one day And it was closed or something like that, and then I'm pretty sure someone got killed and like dumped it that is And then it shut down and I never went again, so Wow that is crazy Yeah, once East Carolina went to sup dogs quite a bit love that So our stool best bar like five years in a row so dog. Yeah, I know yeah, they had a dynasty

It was a dynasty. It was like bad for the competition because every year they would win Was it Joe Jonas always go in there? Yeah Mr. Beast live mr. Beast lives in in Greenville where ECU is which is pretty cool. Doesn't he have a beast town? Yeah, I mean he should I know my fresh My freshman year he like I just woke up and looked outside the dorm We stayed right next to the Mingees arena the basketball and there's just like a line going around I was like what's going on and I guess he was using it for like some dodgeball thing was giving away like five hundred thousand dollars you gotta be captive

for a year yeah right yeah it would be tortured Carson I'm from Fort Myers Florida was was born in Miami, but moved over to Fort Myers when I was pretty young I got an email. I have to check. Yeah one second Myers yeah, yeah Myers went to school at the University of Miami. Oh, we all for you a Sunsplash kid. I was a Sunspot All right, all right right I love this crew that's crazy good Miami's got yeah they have crazy pools you guys crazy balls stadium right yeah down in Coral Gables yeah they just read they actually redid like the whole

concourse area and everything and unbelievable yeah a ride gave a bunch money yeah yeah yeah but he didn't play there No, he was going to good Like cheater Michigan. Yeah, where they yeah, he was committed. I think and then just drafted out of high school. Yeah, it's too good Yeah, I mean he went one one. It's tough tough turn that yeah Yeah, very tough just go pro couple million dollars at 18. No, I have to do it. Are you guys starters or relievers? I'm a starter. He's a closer. Yeah. Oh fuck. Yes Yeah, how fast you guys throw I'm like 91 93 94 heat those hard though

How fast like not 95 98 we got it, but we got guy we got a guy That's I think you guys should look into we call him the fridge Seth Halverson. He's about 5 five no no no that's disrespectful I'm sorry he's like six I'll give him six foot but he's like 250 pounds stores like a hundred a hundred when you say you throw 95 to 98 you throw 98 mmm on a good day if you can touch that's what everybody says but then six two'2". Oh, that's a lie. That's generous. That was three years ago too and it said 225. Oh no, you need to see this guy in person. He's just... He's not big. It's just muscle. It's just a huge ball of muscle. Should have brought him. We were trying to get him to come. Oh look at

him. That guy looks like he works here. No, no he doesn't. He throws the crap out of the ball. It's fun to watch. Fun fact about him is he threw, he is so, produces so much force that he literally broke his entire elbow when he was throwing. Holy shit. That doesn't sound good. No, but he's good, well that was a couple years ago. You guys are 0 for 2 on a fun fact. That's not a fun fact. You're a couple years ago. You guys are over 200 That's just like an impressive fact Like you would full road yeah, I love how he he's fun to watch he's just like he just by fun to watch do you mean It's horrible. I don't I don't know You don't see the ball when he throws, so that's the thing you just hear the sound of the glove It's incredible just 102. Yeah, can he drink beer? He does not drink. No Wow

That's a slider 91 It's as fast as my fastball right there. Yeah, you guys inventing new pitches Some as a cue as a pitching community I remember when there were like four pitches. Well the thing is the kick change the kick change Yeah, you guys coming up with new pitches every other week. Yeah, I'm kind of fed up with it Like I had a guy asking me yesterday. He's like, well, what is this bitch? I'm like, dude, it's just a slider He's like but these numbers are telling me it's not a slider. It's a slur

I'm like dude, it's just a slider like let's stop over complicating it I think you know if the ball goes this way and down it's a slider if it goes like this It's a fastball if goes like goes like that, it's a changeover. Right. But there's so much science out there now. I have a sports question. Whoa. Uh-oh.

Yeah. What's going on with the mustache? Ma. Yeah, I'm loving it. When did you start? What's the inspiration behind the twirls? I mean, my first year in low A in Fresno, California, not a lot to do. Yuck. Yeah.

Yeah, yuck is right. Shrek's hometown, right? And I was just, I made a bet with a buddy and he wanted me to grow out a beard. And I was like, dude, I just don't want to grow out a beard. Could I just do a mustache or something? He's like, sure, why not? And I lost the bet.

And then I just started growing out my mustache and I started throwing really well down there. And I was like, all right, well I can't cut it, and then it eventually just started getting like frizzy on the sides, so I put some wax on it and curled it. There you go. And I just, I've been throwing well, so.

Every time you do a strike out, do you do a little like, wah, kind of move? No, because the foreign substance, if I touch it, then I'm gonna get. Oh. Oh. Fun fact, you look like Joseph Stalin. Whoa. If I touch it then Fun fact you like Joseph Stalin

Fun fact are all baseball blows. Yeah, that's me without it you guys all superstitious Is there anyone is there anyone that you've ever played with it's like not and thinks you guys you know it's like almost annoyingly not Yeah, yeah, they're I mean those guys suck no I mean they're good they've one guy played for a while and he's just like I just don't I just don't care I'm just gonna go out there and pitch yeah fair point um I don't think we're super superstitious but I think we are a little bit so it's like little stitches little stitches who said that Luke Weaver or something like that? Yeah, I think I think it was some Seinfeld too Michael Scott Sorry, I thought y'all were messing with no one of the number one quotes. I used to see on the dating apps back in my day

Yeah, that's okay. I just I thought you were messing with me No, you guys speak Spanish a bookie toe That was very confusing so I'm over we've had a bunch of Major League baseball players come in I'm over to this year in pitching this but Carson since you're a starter Hidden ball trick. Can we do it once? I would like to see it happen. You can do it. You can do it. Well, I'm on the mound. I can't.

No, but you could be like, hey, we're gonna do a hidden ball trick this inning. Yeah, yeah. I need to talk to a few people about it. Just do it. It'd be nice to have a guy on second base and he just gets caught all of a sudden and you're like, oh.

I would love that. Oh, man, you should do it all the time. Because then it would fuck everyone up. We need to look into that. Yeah. For any idiots idiots listening who don't know what's a hidden ball trick? Okay, I'm just gonna give one chance to think about here Oh, that was different yeah, that's a fake throw It's the pump knows the way when the whole team comes for a mound visit and then one of the the infielders walks away with the ball in their glove. And then so like say

the say the second baseman has a ball in his glove and then the guy on second base is taking a lead and the pitchers pretending they're about to pitch in the second baseman just goes and tags him. Totally. Yeah, but you can't step on the rubber. Right. Right. I think you have to be outside of the dirt outside of the dirt so it's kind of hard to do like really hard Probably would only first base or third base would be the yeah. Yeah first base probably guy just taking so he didn't really throw the same thing Yeah, that's that's different. I don't think that what you're explaining that cat is legal anymore I don't think it's I don't think you can walk onto the mound

Well, they said you can't get on the dirt. What why not? Yeah, man, Fred. I don't think you have to Long standing even more hidden ball tricks. What's a long standing rule? No hidden ball trick. No getting on the rubber I mean, yeah, you'll do a hidden getting on the rubber. No rubber, no rubber. Oh, the rub. I mean, yeah, you can still do a hidden ball trick. We didn't say.

You can do a hidden ball trick. You can still do it. You can still do it. Yeah, yeah. I saw it the other day. We didn't say get on the rubber. We said just get on the ball trick. Yeah, just, we could do it.

Yeah, come on. Todd Hilton. We'll talk to some people. Todd Hilton actually had a, it wasn't a hidden ball trick, but they picked over and he faked a throwback and I think it was Matt Carpenter. That one, that would work.

Yeah. I'd be okay with that. Yeah, and tagged him out. How would you guys explain to Kate what a balk is? Oh If I didn't know I think the definition is like deceiving the hitter. It's like so any motion What is the base? Oh, this is this is Todd. Yeah, is this a balk or a hidden ball? That's the good ball a version of the hidden ball. That's great. But like do players get pissed about they're like come on. That's BS Yeah, but then it's only the kind of like they're like I should have known better. Yeah

Everyone loves it the hitters upset though, but I think a balk is just like deemed any move considered to deceive the hitter or runner I don't know the true definition, but I think it's something like that and It's like here. It is. Yeah, I want this is what I actually want. Yeah and it's like here it is this yeah that I want this is what I actually want yeah at that hidden ball trick I think that I think number eights with the Rockies now in the minor leagues see look he's got his he's got the ball in his glove but he's making it look like he doesn't I mean right walking right back there's got a nice in the glove looking casual and a second casual as hell I'd be suspicious as fuck I'd be like the ball out and he still got him.

He unhooked the ball! Why did he do that? Now they've tried it. I think he was giving up and was gonna throw it back. I like that. Hell yes. That's awesome. Love that.

Yeah, he is with us in the minor league. So you got a hidden ball from a specialist. You need to get him up here. If you come set and then you like flinch, then it's a balk. Okay. And you're not allowed to balk. You're not allowed to. Okay. If you like, when you get called for balk, do you like flinch, then it's a balk. Okay. And you're not allowed to balk. You're not allowed to. Okay.

If you like... When you get called for balk, do you like, you're like, fuck I balked. So embarrassing. Or are you just like... It's just demoralizing. It's the most... Really embarrassing. It's the most confusing rule maybe in all of sports for...

It's... It's just like so up in the air, you know? Clemson just did this all the time. It was the same one. No, that's a different one. It's a different one. It's Eric Bak did this all the time it's the same one that's a different one it's Eric Backes our basement was really excited yeah how could you not be it's a steal hey you can get if you can make the game 26 outs then why not you know right so this is like the tush push of baseball no maybe just shut the fuck down No, maybe no

Maybe just shut the fuck Go back to questions like your mustache Sports question great shoes Do you guys want to do the gauntlet? I'm in for it. Yeah, I kind of have have you seen other players do it. Okay? We were talking about a few of them. Yeah over there kind of so we've had we've had a bunch of guys Do it kind of nervous for the baseball one don't know yeah, I'm nervous for the head are you? No, but you can Yeah, don't fuck that up. Yes, and Paul skeins is at the bottom, so that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I saw his basketball shots

Yes, and Paul skeins is the bottom so that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I saw his basketball shots bad bad bad I played with Paul like I didn't I know him a little bit so I can say that the Marlins were really good Leave Hicks almost set the just overall Rick. Yeah, he was elite. Who was he second? He's seventh overall What's who is the worst baseball one Paul skeins? Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah Gunnar Henderson second-worst. Yeah Well, it was trivia that trip those guys more than trip Yeah, I'm a little worried you guys know information. No you're not information guy no My roommate my roommate you should just sit on sporkle though all the time, okay? Yeah, that'll help be good no all right over right. You want to go first? He's going first

All right, I'll go for all right Let's do this God Zach Agnes doing the gauntlet No, you're good Listen, here's here's what I'll say about like don't Zach Don't worry about the embarrassment because if you do really bad. We're gonna wait till you leave to talk shit. Yeah So on can not a big deal. Yeah, I Think you guys are gonna do I think it's gonna be the start of the championship DVD. I like it right here

I just gotta get through that trivia part. Yeah, you have no information name one black president Barack Obama One woman president Zero right question there you go you got it. It'll be all right. It'll be just fine zero once we understand walking is it's over for you Whatever that word it that's a region in the world. Oh, yeah Okay, Zack. Are you ready? All right, hold on Yeah, I'm gonna say three two one go and then you can pick up the bags

Suze TAs ready Oh Oh shit are we frozen TJ? Nope. Oh just pulling up a Yakyl. Jankx text us for the record he's never had a vacation day. Zero Italy trip, zero vacation day. Investigate. Doppelganger. We gotta help that investigate Brandon inviting him to the Masters or bragging wait we should put that on the wheel you gotta be bragging for a day. Oh my god No, no, I would not make it. You gotta be wet Jenks for a day All right, we're ready Zack here we go three two one go Yeesh not bad. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, your voice stinks at this Oh no. Oh man. There it is. After you shoot the... If you miss on the first two soccer shots, you can then shoot from anywhere.

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! It's always scary when they do it. He's crushing this. Control, not great. Yeah. Oh no. great. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, boy. There it is.

Three. Basketball. It's got a good spin on the ball. Oh, we can watch it right here. Get in there, ball. There it is. There it is. Great. Wish.

Loveman's film of dancing. There it is. Right. Sit on down. Great time so far. Good. Microphone. N'Sync members, chess pieces. Justin Timberlake, 12 Greek gods. Microphone And sink members chest

Justin Timberlake 12 Greek gods. He got Zeus Poseidon. Let's go Not soccer 10 most popular pets in the US dogs cats birds fish We go chess pieces Mike Pence there we go chest pieces. Mike Pence. There we go. Kamala Harris. Um, JD Vance. Bang. Oh wow. Wow. That might be the best. That's for that might be the best sports. Let's see. That was an awesome time. Miss basketball shots top. Yes top sport five Top athlete top baseball top athlete overall top Barstool employee huh, holy shit good work not too shabby I think I need to do that for a warm-up before I go in a game. Yeah, yeah six overall Damn, you beat chaise a moth

That's a really Che as a moth. That's a really good time as a moth. Really good time as a moth. Look at that. Here we go. Wow. Six. It's looking good. No pressure, Carson.

Let me give you a tip for the basketball shot. Hat backwards. Hat backwards? Yeah, you're gonna definitely want to go have that way cooler and way cool That's important helps to and you can sit here so you can see the TV better when you come back for trivia That was incredible Zack great running

That was awesome the only thing that kind kinda tripped you up was throwing. That and, yeah, you know, I mean, when you throw so much, you start to lose some range of motion. Yeah, yeah. Let me give you a hypothetical. Let's say you were having a home game. Yep. And a bunch, about 15 away fans were there,

and they were all vampires. Would that fuck with you? I don't think so yeah, I mean you should have when I was thrown against the Yankees there was let's go Yankees chants at home Yeah, but they they tried the Yankee fans traveled like no other Coors Field is awesome. It's it's unbelievable It's a beautiful part. Yeah, I went a few years ago for a Cubs series. It was so much fun. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's the whole square around it,

McGregor Square right there, sweet. What's your favorite stadium to play in? I mean, I've only been, so I debuted on 420 this year. Oh wow, fun fact, Hitler's birthday. Very fun. Holobine. Holobine anniversary. Wow. Really fun fact. Very fun.

So I've only played at a few parks. Coors Field is I think my favorite. Yeah, it's awesome. But Wrigley is probably second. You been to Casa Bonita yet? No, but I want to go so bad. I love South Park. You gotta fucking get there. Love South Park. Cliff divers or something else man. All right, you ready Carson?

All right, let's get it. He looks like Logan Lerman. Yeah, it's probably better than Joseph Stalin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like Joseph Stalin debuted on Hitler's birthday. Fun fact that up on the score. Yeah, put that on the jumbotron Alright, here we go three two one go There we go, how do you think he's gonna do I think he'll be pretty good Oh boy. There we go. How do you think he's gonna do? I think he'll be pretty good. Oh There it is smokes get hurt well he's coming off of that stream last night. There was a torture. Oh, yeah See a lefty he's a lefty you should watch oh that was beautiful. You should watch him throw. He throws super funky. There it is. Backwards hat.

Damn. Oh he's not listening. He forgot it. Oh no. It wasn't the hat. He's just bad at basketball. He's adjusting. He's got a good time although can you fix him Titus he also I think so he doesn't know anything not holding the follow through no Oh

Poor guy. There it is. I just gotta hit this one Yes, all right trivia, this is gonna be fun. It's got a good time, too. Oh, the planets? Planets. Earth. Yep. Saturn. Yep. Uranus. Yep. Pluto. No.

Oh, shit. Oh, are they gonna count Pluto? Um, NBA teams that have never, uh... They didn't count Pluto. Dwarfs of Snow White? Not anymore. It's a gap. Oh, Yankee Core Four players. that have never uh they didn't count pluno dwarfs of snow white not anymore to gap oh yankee core four players when they won their championships in the late 90s Derek Jeter yep um Jorge Posada

that's it yeah um you got NBA Mars yeah. Yeah. Good one. Good answer. Great answer. Jupiter. Yeah. Fucking answer. Fine in his flow. You got a couple NBA teams that have never won a championship. Some are playing right now. The Knicks. No. Um, guys who played the Jokres. Yep Actors who played the Joker Oklahoma City, yep Schedule one drugs hard drugs Kevin Durant played for a couple of these teams who famously played the Joker In a film and a major motion picture who's playing the Thunder to the wharves His role is role And where do you play the team before that

In the playoffs right now Yeah, one of the other teams playing playoffs right now, but also Kevin Durant's current team and former team Who's in the playoffs we get there? It's a Thunderverse the the thing that are all the plants timber here we go How many is that? That's pretty good. I'll get you go. I feel like you had easier trivia. Yeah, oh my god You don't know you don't know Mariana Rivera and Andy Pettit. Are you kidding me? Yeah? I do know those guys Yeah Mariano Rivera and Andy Pettit? Are you kidding me? Yeah, I do know those guys. Hahaha. Yeah. Fuck it.

Hahaha. It's still a good time. You don't know Heath Ledger? I do know. I couldn't think of his name. Yeah. Yours was way easier. It's hard when you're out of breath. Come on.

I could have scraped ten together right there. Yeah. He got pets. You know the names of the dwarves seven dwarves pets See You're far from last yeah, that wasn't a bad time so you had a really good time to a basketball basketball Yeah, you didn't listen to me about the hats. It's been yeah, you forgot that I did

It's been probably I played forgot that I did it's been probably I played high school basketball like a lot or no I played high school basketball for four years So I haven't shot a basketball for probably eight years now, so that was a lot. I was really humbling all right. Let's find you There's some more scrolls? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, sweet. Let's, here, let's get confident.

Probably not even halfway. Yeah, look at that. Oh, Christian Yelich, better than him. He won an MVP. Yeah, I'll take it. Sal Freelick, Tyler Phillips. Pat Perez. Pat Perez.

Gunnar Henderson. That's right. Michael Harris. Or is that, is that Michael Harris? Spider. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Spider's got a top time somewhere in there. Yeah, that's a lot of people

Cam Newton. Cam Newton. He won an MVP. You're ahead of two MVPs. Mm-hmm. That's huge. Two phone spreads. Killed Paul Skeens Mantis Paul Rable Jersey Jerry. Yeah, he did it. crushed that they kept blindfolded. Yeah twice Yeah, the one I was blindfolded and had the handcuffs. Oh You're very consistent with a blindfold. Yeah right around there All right. Well, thank you boys. Thank you guys stopping by. Thank you. That was awesome. Good luck rest of the season

Let's go win them all Win today, but then after that Just go get hot. Why not us? Yeah. Yeah, let's do you Know I'm not gonna ask what were you gonna say? Hmm you were gonna say it You guys look at the standings Mmm, I don't think so not really aware. Yeah good bad question. I don't I don't I don't look at them. I can't for everybody Yeah, yeah, forget that we and you know what we don't either. Yeah, it's actually like I don't look at the comments

Yeah, same thing. It's the same thing. Yeah, same thing Don't look at the car. Don't look at the standings Denver's beautiful. I know what I'm not gonna look at the standings either Ressie wonderful look at the comments. I won't look at the standings, we're just a pact. Alright, deal. Yeah, that's good. That's really good. Alright, thanks boys, you guys are the best. Thank you guys.

Yeah, have a good rest of the season. Thank you guys. Thank you. Oh man. Oh, we got another ad? Ben, you wanna hit it? DraftKings, pick six. And hit the wheel, TJ.

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I'll handle this for you. Yeah, go ahead. I'll handle it, you do the ad. All right, okay. I'm not wack. Forgot something? I think I'm on my name. For forgot something. I was gonna take it for you while you do the ads. But what'd they forget? That was really synchronized. It looks like Brandon has E Jack on the back of his pants.

Brandon, show me the back of your pants. Did you use that as a rag? Oh, yep, yep, you got your E Jack. My sister made fun of this earlier. What's on the back of them? It looks like E Jack. I think it's hair gel that I rub on my pants after I... But why? I use white hair gel.

It looks like... Brandon, that's the pattern. I use a semen-based hair gel. Oh, okay, then it is. Here, stand up. Those guys are cool. No, I... Those guys look cool, but you just had to add.

I just... I shouldn't have, but I really... I was curious. I think it's... Less cutting that they're pitchers. Yeah, but like weren't you guys curious? No, we focus on Kate you were what's question that was about a mustache wait you guys were not curious about that question Yeah, I I'll defend you you gotta ask What are they gonna be like oh fuck we're in last like no

No, what is it? Yeah, the one guy's the closer has he played all year? I he just got it now. He doesn't case one on him one nine games He looked at the standings. Oh, I would have asked yeah. Oh you would have Danny. Oh, yeah They handled it well. You said no they had a little room Hey, were you on the yeahAC when we had Ray Romano? Yes, that was one of the worst days of my life. I'm surprised you survived that. I know, I think about it.

Yes, I was there. And when he asked that woman if her... Well, I mean, look, we're not ESPN, we're not Fox Sports, we gotta fuckin', why'd you gotta ask? Yeah, gotta ask. You gotta ask if your grown sons kiss each other. You gotta ask if the team that has nine wins looks at the stand ESPN would never ask no What a grown ask if she pooped out of that thing out of the ass. Oh damn. Wait what?

I know this is good. Yeah. Yes, the RA is one. God damn. He was happy you could tell Yeah, and Paul palmquist right? Yeah, he he pitched well the other night Yeah, I don't think he's having... Yeah, those guys are pitching. The greatest year. They're probably clowning the boys. Yeah. We did our fucking job. They're handsome young professional athletes. They're gonna be okay. They'll be okay. I did want to ask him, because this is a debate that I've tried to get started on Mostly Sports, would you rather be the worst player on the Colorado Rockies or the most famous Savannah Banana?

Oh, come on. And I wanted to ask him, but I felt like that would be- I heard like the most famous Savannah Banana just like is, his life is ruined by pussy. Oh yeah, they wouldn't want that. To be fair, I don't know either one. I don't know who- I know I actually- I would rather- yeah.

That's what I would assume. That's what I would assume, yeah. Every single woman woman drowning in one step to fuck in 20 pounds in the last month. Oh, yeah tonight I have one pussy a night out of necessity walks home from work, and he passes it and he's like fuck Maybe that's how we get Zach off. The touch screen makes it so easy. He doesn't even have to talk to anyone. Yeah, we're just like, hey man, have you tried this?

Tried pussy. Oh shit, you can just eat this all day? All day. This is so much better than burgers. Two hand jobs, two hand jobs, large blow jobs. It's still 20 nuggets. Yeah, 20 nuggets. Still need the nuggets. Nuggets is a crazy ad. Oh man. Great guys. Baseball players of the athletes. What's the answer, Kyle?? Me? I would pick the

the Rockies but like if well some of the hot did you see our guy Hosmer's on the Savannah bananas? Yeah, it's tough. Someone's this weekend about it. Padres fans were pissed. They're like we're paying him $10 million to do this because he did like a damn who cares? Yeah, they're selling out arenas. I think the crazy to say what's the stat like there's only So many guys have played in a major league baseball game. Yeah, but maybe that's there's but there's less Savannah bananas Do they get paid? Well now I know they didn't in the past Oh, would you rather be on like the the globe charters or in the NBA? Yeah, but maybe it's like would you rather be on ESPN? Or work here. Oh, yeah the hap who would you rather be on ESPN or work here? Yeah.

Who do you think is happier? It's old hats. Pussy thing does change it. Pussy is like we get a ton of pussy here and I think that's one of the perks. Undoubtedly. Yeah. So. Do we even know the name of the most famous Savannah Banana? I don't. No. He can't even say it his mouth is too filled with pussy. That wasn't a joke But you know the name of the worst Colorado Rocky no so it cancels out there I would rather be up in the bigs. I think so you gotta be in the bigs. I think so, but that's cool How many people but I don't know how many people played in a major league baseball game. I bet you it's pretty No, it's yeah, it's it's something something like that it's like lower than you think oh wow conflicting answers it's not like 10,000 over 130 yeah that's like that seems low to me 20,000 that doesn't that seem low over a hundred years pretty low and they're

pretty big 25-man rosters like to say that you did something only 20,000 people have done is pretty insane. How many games are? That's what it is. Yeah. How many games do they play? It's Phantom Bananas. 162. We got a way out of the broken heart.

We're in the dog days of summer right now. Yeah. I don't know. Something to think about. Yeah. I don't need an answer today You know take that one home with you sleep on shoe on it So the worst player in the Rockies presumably will be off the Rockies soon back in the mine

I guess that's this that's the silver line say you did it play well. Maybe you In that but couldn't he just go be the best player on Savannah bananas Just break it down though like you walk into a a bar It's like oh that guy over there. He played for Savannah bananas. Are you like wow or oh that guy played in the game? Oh, I think at this point people would be very impressed really and a bananas thing. Are you playing the bigs? No shit, what team you play for? Yeah Rockies Yeah, you ever see my guy Zach Agnos. He's got a fucking best gauntlet time played with him That literally might be the Rockies highlighted the season so yeah, it is

that that gauntlet time What? What Kate there? Kate there is It'd be weird not acknowledge. Okay. Yeah, It's not those two's fault. No. That's why it's fine. Oh, they're great. That's not that. I mean, technically, they're part of it. Oh. Yeah, but they're not blameless in the situation.

Right, exactly. They're not the captains of the ship. No. Zach Agnew is Barstool athlete. Oh, whoa. Hell yeah. Didn't bring that up. Oh, sweet. He's our guy.

You should've gotten your, you should've gotten his number, Stephen. Trey, go ask. He was a fun, he was a boy. He was no man, not in a disrespectful way. No, no, there was like a glimmer in his eye. He had a youth to him. He was a bro.

Good guys. Those Rockies. Jay, go ask a team. They're still here? You're still here. You snuck it in, but biting, I wanted mascot talk, so. I know.

You ever get his attention? I think about it once a week, probably. That was my favorite story in the history of, really America. Really this country. Oh yes. That was my favorite story in the history of really America. Oh yes. That's my favorite. It's right above George Washington saying no to being king. Not to ruin a bit but for idiots who might not know. Their mascot's name is Dinger and I guess a fan was yelling it at a black Marlins player So they thought turns out he was just trying. Oh god. Okay

I was trying to get the mascots attention for his kid and it sparked a like a race war Also the video of dingers being born Big egg real big egg real big egg. No way. Yes, Kyle. We saw a Dinger's birth live on TV Yeah Look come on Obviously I look a rock look at that. I know a there is naked naked butt-ass naked Oh, I don't know how to stand yet. That makes sense. Oh There is got good at it quick though and that that that dinosaur one day grow up

To be mistaken for a slur All the places he'll be Are you guys feeling like an AI malaise? Uh I've thought about I finally had my breaking point. malaise? I've thought about that. I finally had my breaking point. Okay, so I've thought about this. It's bad, but is it gonna be good? I think it's gonna have a lot of benefits.

Well, I'm not even talking about the benefits of like the workplace and stuff. I'm talking about will AI get so good and so crazy that we all finally are like we got it like the like being real real interactions become gold where it's like we almost quit the we don't know what's real or fake online so now like the real currency is this seek right it's pushing us back back in time where it's like face-to-face interactions become the greatest thing you can do just a thought Maybe that's just being optimistic that might be a cope Probably a cope yeah, it did freak me out that clip that where he was talking about big cats or whatever the

Politician and we were genuinely like is this real like that was real got me thinking I just assume everything's fake and everything's AI and nothing's real Have you seen Google gonna be a lot easier for dudes to cheat? I think you blame AI. That's not it. That's That video is not actually me. Oh, yeah Camera too. Yeah, which is probably more fun. Mm-hmm, but have you seen Google vio3? It's really bad Yeah, that's where I'm actually the first time where I'm like, I saw a stand-up comedian kill. Can we see it?

He told a joke that, yeah. So I went to the zoo the other day, and all they had was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu. Oh. So I went to the zoo. It's pretty good. But that's just not a real human.

But somebody had to write that input No, I was an API Use replicate is that guy fake? Yes the the the prompts for these are like Create a scene of a stand-up comedian at a comedy club telling a joke that makes the audience laugh About a shit. Wait, could you do that for little skittles? Are you asking me or Yeah? I don't Yeah, who has access to it? I don't know Mike. How do you get it more? I think probably pay for it That's that's that's where this is gonna. Go is it's good. They're just gonna like price people out of

Like when everything is fake is just like all right, I gotta go back to my the real world. Yeah, but what if it's really good? So what if I write it? I'm too afraid to go on stage So I write my set into a script and have like a confident AI Deliver it and release that as a special you yeah, cuz there's AI only fan models making like a ton of money I know I want to get in on that Wait, what should we make one as it? Yeah, like people I know I want to create that it's bad And they may like a ton of money What is this this is all a the visual It's not real audio it's not real not a real person. It's not real audio, it's not real camera work.

The sound design was AI, the music is AI. Let me ask you this, is that Flashlight AI on the set? Yeah, but did this take skill for them to do the prompts? Did they have to write this down? You probably have to know how to prompt correctly to make it understand it, but like two years ago, where AI was versus now is like staggering. Like the video people always throw us, there's a video of like Will Smith eating spaghetti that was like the first like big AI viral that looks.

AI just used to be able to do it. This looks like a movie. A terrible one. But it looks like a movie. But look at that scene where they're just standing next to each other. But it does look like a movie. But yeah.

Sucks. Is anyone else worried about their parents getting scammed. Yeah, I'm like oh my god Shirley stressful Like what even separates people anymore like Kyle was saying anyone could just put a stand-up set into AI That means anyone could just be a stand-up now on the internet Video yeah, well you could even have it write your jokes probably On the internet video. Yeah, well you could even have it write your jokes probably

Yeah, and I got does it get how to that shit's a joke was pretty good I think that that's been a joke has it been stolen. Yeah Good it's still off Yeah, this is weird, that's super weird. It's still off. A little off. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Yeah, this is weird. That's weird. Super weird. It's like a fever dream. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don't like this. Woo! No, it's un- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? That's real. That's fake. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. That's real. That's fake How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Having trouble with that first chuck. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Interesting hmm slippery slope Still so that was a good mustache though great. Yeah, see that was real. It was a rail That's crazy that he couldn't he can't touch it during the games. I have a AI futuristic question Please how long have you guys seen the movies movie her yeah? Yes, how long until we have like AI? I see the movie Her. Yeah. Yes. How long until we have like AI, not sex bots, but like partners walking around amongst regular people?

I think that, oh, like robots? I feel like Her could happen right now. It's, yeah, we're probably have to take a look. It probably is happening somewhere. Isn't there like Alexas that are girlfriends in the home? Probably. I think that's like a thing that I read about. Alexa Harder.

Lead me, oh she can't. Until they have lead technology. The horny singles in your area probably aren't actually. Is there a chance this is just awesome and not too apocalyptic? Yeah. I feel like there's gonna be eventually, yeah. I mean it's like any new technology, I think it's gonna be really apocalyptic for a while. But like, as long as there's bad people, this is gonna be a bad thing.

Correct. It's the people in charge that if they don't put garbage. This isn't the cotton gin. This feels a little different. It feels like we're being replaced it feels Every single job is being replaced if I'm a graphics person. I'm kind of freaking out Any that's any art what job is there that's safe? TJ there's like a chart of the safest jobs from AI. It's like picking up garbage

I think but that's a matter of time to I guess I feel like robots could do that. Yeah, right, probably. Like, what? What is there? Bloggers that got bought by Penn and then bought the company back. They'll be safe forever. Yeah. But some of those guys are using AI already.

They're replacing themselves. True. I don't know. I don't either I also call it here think of it I can only think of like 12 jobs yeah firefighter nurse lawyer stuck on astronaut yeah so these are either I don't know any jobs like everyone explains. I'm like, what? They're trying to do AI therapy. It's all therapists. Yeah. That would be weird.

They have those mirrors that give you the workouts now. That could be like a robot person. So bloggers not on here. Would you be fine? These are the ones that are safe, right? Yeah, lowest risk. Yeah. Shit.

Would you get surgery from an AI? I think I'd feel more safe. I don't know. That's the thing. I think they're starting to implement some of that. It's more robotic. Yeah. Are they working on my wrist or my prostate?

Let's go in between, fixing a hernia. Yeah, I think I'm good. I think I am too. I would know if the stats were good my heart I'd wrap humans can oh no yeah do you sue if it fucks up right that's that's the thing yeah but then you got to think about the poses of it like the like they'll probably come up with a company where like a drop of blood can tell you if you're getting sick if only she's back at her husband doing the same thing he's now started the same company she yeah how would anybody yeah she's she's an advisor from jail actually yes

you go girl woman power her voice good for her. Yeah, how did it sound again? She had like a parent Trump yeah Yeah Lizzie Holmes Kind of a cautionary tale of like don't give women too much power Blonde little bit yeah too much power. Mm-hmm. He took that right out of my mouth. Blonde. A little bit, yeah. Too much. What do you think would ever happen if there was a, maybe like a self-driving car or like

a bot generated an AI car and it killed a person in a hit and run, like, but didn't immediately recognize that it killed a person? Is that gonna spark some type of? I think that's happened. Yeah, had to have. Isn't that the? There's like that death code in Teslas if there's like an accident that they're for sure,

do they save their passenger and the one they're hitting? Yeah, that's the dilemma, right, is like, what if there's a ditch or a cliff over here but the pedestrian's in the way, do you swerve the car over the cliff or do you just run over the pedestrian? Yeah. It depends on if the pedestrian's hot or not.

That would have to be it. We gotta know the politics of the pedestrian before we decide. No, fun stuff, man. Yeah, really fun stuff. Only good. Found a dead guy in that pool. I liked it better when we were talking about

what Zach eats for dinner. Yeah, that was fun. It was really fun. It was really fun It was gone down. That was a blast. Yeah You think he does the nuggets at the end of the order at the beginning said that and if he's still hungry No, no, I'm not saying eats. I'm saying when you're ordering the McDonald's What how can I help you today sir? Yeah, can I get two double cheeseburgers? No, no pickle extra onion I think that's all he does it all online. I think he's just going reorder.

Yeah. I think he's got to cut down to a point where... Did it evolve to that? Did he do two double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and like, I'm still hungry, I'll add another large fry. I need to adapt this more. Ordering online makes it way easier to overeat. Because you're not saying it out loud.

Oh yeah. No shame. Except when you order off like Grubhub, yeah except when it gets when it you order off like Grubhub and they drop it off and it comes with like three sets of silverware very embarrassing Yeah, Dan your proponent aren't you in the drive-through of ordering extra in case they fuck something up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so that's Well, she need a car fry Just a baby started. Yeah, it started that way car fry you need to you know We get two double cheeseburgers in case they mess one up.

That way I'll have a good one. A backup meal. I also do the thing that I just assume my six, four and two year old have the same appetite as me. So I'll be like, oh yeah, to my four year old, like I'll put you down for like a full-cone pouch Are you ever ordering two large fries anyone That's

One of those things where it's like you feel weird like it's against norms to like ask the waiter for a second bowl of Soup yeah, I'll order a small fry for the car sure yeah Yeah, like you got to get the hot fries, but just one man already knowing one large fry will not be enough yeah yeah that is that is a kind of a crazy order you just you're you're I mean you're disappointed every time be like oh I'm not gonna order another fry he has his daily caloric intake it just pints of ice he has 3,000 calories of ice it's above daily caloric intake I mean pints of ice cream. He has 3,000 calories of ice cream. That's above daily caloric intake. I mean, I shouldn't judge. I am the proponent of the two bagels, because one bagel's never enough.

But that's very different than a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I don't even... I will eat a pint of Hagen Dazs. I'll eat a pint, yeah. I'll eat a pint. And I'll feel horrible about it. A chocolate peanut butter, and then I feel sick every time. Ben and Jerry's is like the worst as far as calories.

Oh, by far. By sick every time but Ben and Jerry's is like the worst as far as calories Oh, but I like they are very Like we're not trying to even kind of know healthy. No, we're trying to make just bang an ice They're like hey, it will shock you how much we got shock it in this pint. We've doubled the sugar Yeah, I got chubby hubby. They got and putting money in those guys pockets if you got health on your mind You've come to the wrong place Yeah, that's their motto. He also said about his ice cream intake. He usually does it in bed immediately before he goes to sleep Oh my god, but he doesn't eat the rest of the day so he again that

The day I know he wakes up He said he wakes up like eight o'clock He will not eat breakfast. He doesn't eat lunch, and then he will have his dinner around 8 to 9 p.m The ice cream will follow and he will go to bed around 11 Well the problem he's starving by that point no wonder he's eating so much right eight o'clock What else did he leave out? He's gotta just wake up with the worst tummy ache. And is he not snacking during the day at all?

He might be shitting in the middle of the night. Although I was thinking about that, the shitting, but like he's eating so much ice cream that it's probably clogging him up. It's packed up. TJ, can we like enter this all into some sort of website just to see the... I just want to see the values. Yeah. I do want to try it. Macros. I just to see the I just want to see the values Yeah, I do want to try I want to try I want to try it. I want to try it on the show As an excuse because it sounds awesome

two double cheeseburgers two large fries He also never had two parts that there's calories in the drink to Yeah, you can uh unhealthy to have regular coke. In one pint of Chunky Monkey, Ben and Jerry's, there's 210% saturated fat daily value. That's not great. All right. We're watching a man die. Yeah, but again. He's just doing it right now

And freshman 15 he can't stop job to said that he's not gonna It's not a forever thing him explaining the math of it like made sense to me. I'm like yes that I get that Oh, it didn't feel like a lot of people. I feel like a lot of people are like that like that's a Like I think a lot of people watch it right yeah, yeah, I get that people yeah guy math But yeah, I walk a block to McDonald's so that cancels out I didn't I didn't eat breakfast so I can have the second a little mental gymnastics that I related to there Alright, so that's just the burgers those are the burgers or fries That's not too bad. What's the sodium looking like? That's it. How much weight did he gain in two weeks 19 pounds?

Hitting some panic alarm he's he's he's a tight end that got recruited and they're like you're gonna be an offensive lineman Here's what you need to eat your freshman year I think people are really anxious and don't eat in their first couple weeks. Yeah. I asked him about the movie, Super Size Me, if he'd ever seen it, and he said yes, but it was a real bummer because he rented it

from the video store thinking it was a comedy because Morgan Sprawlack has the french fries in his mouth. He said it was quite a reality check when they when they watched it sneaky death He died. Yeah, he snuck up and died And sandwiched a Nick relationship in between the two Mm-hmm, but again the whole relationship the whole thing was like kind of a farce because he was an alcoholic Yeah, and he stopped drinking and he was like, I'm shaking from the McDonald's. Like, no, you're not drinking.

I mean, Zach is so good in that movie. Oh, McDonald's is great. It's so good. Zach is intermittent fasting, technically. Yeah. Yeah. McChicken, extra mayo. Dollar menu Sunday.

Extra fudge Everything's good The crispy strips Snack wraps this up snack wraps going he's love those. Oh, yeah So tomorrow we're gonna do the interns. Mm-hmm Yeah, I said it right Why not? So we're gonna find out if we're smarter than them. Correct.

Nervous for that. You should be a little, yeah. Catch up on your gen Z knowledge. Hoopify was walking around yesterday asking for a ring light. He was about to create some art maybe. Oh, my boss. Yeah.

He did one of those, my first day at Barstool TikToks. Oh, did he? How was it? It was all right. You see it? Yeah, it was just, it was. Any travy for the boys? Didn't do that.

Any mentions of children in the parking lot? No. On scooters or anything? Yeah, he got carjacked his first day in Chicago. That was such a fucking funny cookie. That really was. Ugh. Okay.

Showing us around the office, kind of just showing us around. It was pretty cool because I've seen this a lot, just like online and being there was kind of surreal. Then we just had like a routine orientation meeting, nothing special, and they gave us laptops which I was not expecting, especially a Mac. After that, Stephen Che had us follow him and walk by the set of the app But he told us we weren't allowed to talk so I didn't really know what to do So I kind of just gave an awkward wave and moved on But then Brandon Walker called me back down and had me rebound for the gauntlet and I didn't really have to do much

Because Che literally made it on his second shot So I had to do like zero work. Pretty much the rest of my day was just filled with basic orientation meetings, and if you guys didn't know, I wanna be the content intern at the Barstool Chicago office this summer, and I'm also doing some social stuff too. Then I finished the day making a video for my main channel.

Do you think you're fit? Yeah, he's good. Good job. That one guy Barstool has fallen off entirely. I saw that. Yeah, that was mean. But we're not reading the comments. Good job one guy bar still has fallen off entirely Yeah, that was mean, but we're not reading the comments now we're looking at standings, okay certainly not obsessively Never look it just never She look once and then it's that it falls off I believe I.C.T. said, you shut your eyes, it's not even there.

Yeah, exactly. That was Big Daddy, I think that was the film Big Daddy. Yeah. Kid closed his eyes. Great film. Yeah, Adam Sandler disappeared. In a film, you say it correctly. Film, yes, that was a film.

They peed on the side of a building, I think, of memory serves. Yeah. Yeah, good film. Spitting Skittles, the Skittle Spit, that was spit. That was awesome. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah Alright, should we spin the wheel tomorrow interns? Yeah, I'm Brandon never finished the Draft Kings out. Oh The hug please finish it Also Chris Lee's out yeah, we talked about that. Well, we were talking about it before we knew he officially got sprung.

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Limited time offer. Terms at picksix.draftkings.com slash promos. Great job Brandon. Really good job Brandon. Thanks. Did you guys see the guys that went viral over the weekend for doing their own gauntlet? Yeah I see. No!

Rocked. It was so good. So impressive. Is it Charlemagne the gods saw our suck off So all the international people this citizenship test oh shit he's on fire oh he's good I love this I thought was gonna be cannonball that was all really impressive yeah what a hype man too what is charlotte made the god say he just called for the meteor man. Oh, no He's right. I have a point. I do see his yeah the point the comments are

Understand the context no he was just I don't there's He was just like yeah, there's a bunch of grown man. He said it lispier much lispier but uh yeah, it's called for the end of the world after watching grown man is a good way to just like, yeah, there's a bunch of grown man. He said it lispier, much lispier. But yeah, it's called for the end of the world after watching it. Grown man is a good way to just like, insult anybody really. Yeah, yeah. You're a grown man.

That's it, look at it like that. That's all you need to say. I just like, someone said it last night perfectly. They were like, because someone's like, why is Stephen Che as a vampire? And they're just like, no one really knows, not even the guys who did it. Yeah.

That's exactly right. Yeah, just happened. Yeah, Danny said it's like, it's getting harder who did it. That's exactly right. Just happened. Yeah, Danny said it's getting harder and harder to explain this show to my parents. It's just great. I mean, it's a great place to be. It is. Yeah, because when we, I was explaining to my wife

that he was going as a vampire, and she was just like, why? And I was like, oh yeah, why? That's a really good question. And then we tweeted the clip, and it was just Nick saying Can we bring something for the Knicks fans like vampire teeth and that was it yeah? I think we might be safe from AI in that regard. Yeah, they don't know our next move. Yeah, we don't know Yeah, there has to be almost reason behind it right, and there's never no

People that are complaining that AI is bad for the environment, I'm too dumb to understand. Is that like, that's like the Bitcoin mining? Where you're like, oh yeah, Bitcoin mining takes up so much energy, I'm like, how, what? I don't get it. Like AI wastes water. Huh?

Yeah. It's like massive warehouses to run the computers, and it sucks up like all the resources. He said it's a bottle of water for every 100 words. Whoa. I'll never fully understand. But I don't get, okay, I don't know. Huh.

What are they using the water for? Drinking. Do you have feet? Cooling the machine? Probably. Yeah, maybe cooling it. Can't they just cycle it through? Someone's gotta clean that warehouse.

Yeah, AI. Shit. AI doesn't make a mess. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Cooling systems yeah yeah we're fucked I tried to do the positive spin I didn't believe yes enjoy like and yeah it's over all right let's spin the wheel TJ

Brandon I think your brain's perfectly fine today. Thank you. I think you're sharp as a tack. Good brain, Brandon. Yeah, it was fucking TJ. Hey. Oh, yes. That's because you said, why is he doing, it's about a different thing. Oh, you said it then. That was the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the said bad brain. You broke my bobbleheads, you owe me bobbleheads. No. Spin the goddamn wheel. Alright. It's TJ.

It's always TJ. It's always me. Sorry, Brandon. Sorry about the bobbleheads. Just... Ah, great. Yep. Alright, we'll see you for tomorrow. Get your straws, yeah, style a stay for a while, it's the act

It's the act It's the act Yes, time to talk shop, redo a Yankee swap, it's the act It's the act See you tomorrow guys!