The Yak - Zah Breaks Down FAT BEAR WEEK 2026!: Thu Sep 24, 2026

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

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was in the fridge. You had tie again last night? No, I had to evade it. Okay. You're not eating much if you have order tie and then two days worth of leftovers? We order lots of tie. You order lots of tie.

Connor Griffin, I think, had some tie last night. Did he? I think that was his name. How are we doing, guys? Yeah. Oh, nice. His life would be so much easier if he just ripped that band.

bandage off. Yeah. Yeah. We keep trying to nudge him towards it, but. You won't do it. You won't do it. Shirt sucks. Yeah.

Who shirts? Brandon. Yeah. We just did a whole show together, and I, uh, I didn't realize until now, that's just not a jersey at all. It is a jersey. Is it? Yeah.

Their number? What's the jersey? So it's a, Las Vegas aviators had a, uh, you know, these minor league teams have theme nights. They have Western theme nights. and they sent me this jersey. It says Las Vegas Aviators right there. I stand correct.

It does not have a number on the back, but this is a minor league baseball. I saw you throw it on, and then I assumed it was a jersey. Now I'm looking at it. I'm like, wait a second. No, it's definitely a jersey. You have the baseball team logo right there.

It's a lot. You're brave. Hosting the Nickelodeon award. I don't think it's meant to look good. Yeah, no, it's supposed to look silly, right? It's a, I have been peppering in more adult shirts and outfits, but sometimes I got to be me. I always picture being your doctor and I have to tell you bad news.

When I'm wearing something, I tell you you've got cancer. It's a reverse patch Adams. Yes. Yeah, no, this one's a lot. We didn't even do Jersey on the show. Mark, we forgot. We were, we were too busy making assholes of ourselves. We'll do that from time before.

Yeah. Yeah. How so? What was the particular asshole? Well, it was just, we kept bringing people in there and having them shake our hands and actually saying that loud kind of sounds stupid. We just did the too slow. Oh, you got them with the too slow?

That would piss me on. That was devastating as a kid. It was very. So very much in the moment thing. It upset a lot of people. Yeah, it did. It did. Wait, so we're just going like this?

It's insulted. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. That's exactly what we were doing. That's what we were doing. That feels good. Jerry will probably never talk to Connor Griffin again.

Did they ever talk? No. Because he too slow to him? Yeah. Cody flipped Anika off as he did it. Yeah. And kind of did pelvic thrust towards her, too, a little bit. Yeah, it was a lot.

A lot to do that. It was a lot. Well, you know, Cody. You're not going to keep that boy from pelvic thrusting. No. No. That boy would be throwing his pelvis. Yep.

What's the pelvis? I was thinking. Is it just hips? I think it's the circumference. The whole thing? The whole thing? Yeah. Okay.

But is it more than just hip? So what's the groin? Is the groin of muscle? I think it's part of the pelvis. Hips and groin, I think, are part of the pelvis. So the pelvis is the whole thing. The basin-shaped ring of bones. The hip is part of the pelvis.

The hip's the out of the pelvis? Oh, the sacrum and the coxic. Yeah. Well, that's a small tailbone at the very bottom. Yeah, the dunes. Broke it at the dunes. Every time I think about that movie and the specific, scenes from it, I

get so excited and I think it's so funny but I haven't watched it in probably a decade. I pretended to like it as a kid. I pretended to love it. Oh, I did love it. No, I had the Vipa Pedro shirts. Oh, Holy Dynamite. So you watched it and didn't quite like it? Didn't like it at all. Pretended

to. I wanted to get it. You thought it like suited you to like it? I thought I had to. And then when I grew up, I had to like Donnie Darko. Oh, yeah. The movie sucks. I think I agree. I pretended to like that. I needed you to like Napoleon Diamond. I know, man. I needed me too. Oh, man. You did love it.

It brought our whole extended family together. Everyone, I was like 10, and up to the grandparents. We all... Everybody. We're laughing our asses off for two hours. It was the best moment of my life. Yeah. When we first watched that. I wanted to turn it off. It was. It really was. You're like, I've never seen anything like this. I will never see anything like this again.

And I haven't. Yeah. Nothing is been close. I rented it at a hotel with my dad. I think this Falcons just beat the Steelers in like the playoffs. That's not. No, it can't be. Falcons just beat the Steelers in the regular season. Yeah. In the Super Bowl. It must have been the Super Bowl. And he watched that and he was laughing and I just didn't like it at all. I was pretending to laugh with my dad. I remember that Provengealers game is November 06. Was it? I don't. The Falcons Steelers were playing on my honeymoon. That's all I know. Really? Yeah. I remember. What was the same day? I was leaving. I was leaving. I was It was November 12th, 2006.

If the Falcon Steelers played that day, maybe it was the same day. But it was the day after my wedding, and I was in the airport. Falcons won? Falcons did win. Yeah. Yeah. It was the same day. Was Napoleon Dynamite out in 2006, or was that earlier?

It was 06? Yeah. Did we just stumble upon the same day memory? That's crazy. We have a same day memory. Oh, 04. I figured it was a little, yeah. I didn't know.

I know I was in high school. It wasn't a same day memory. No. Well, that was close. Maybe it wasn't even the same day memory. fucking falcons wow 400,000 was the budget no crazy

what's the main guy doing now john heater heater he's had he's had he's not he's not he's not out of it he played a different character but the same exact person like in other movies right

and glory he plays glory yeah has that movie culturally held up as much as you thought it would I just was so gigantic no one references it anymore Napoleon dynamite not really

I think it's still floating. It's floating. I'll throw like a Tina, come get your food. Yeah, eat your lord. Yeah. But you don't like go to the disco tech in here, people referencing. You say what?

What is this? This is recent. This is Napoleon Dynamite cast, bought a baseball team in a tiny Indiana town. Oh. Flying mummies. The Richmond Flying Mummies. Richmond's not that tiny.

Part owner Matt Bomberg talks about what it means for the stars of such a movie. 20,000. You have a little chat awesome. 35,000. Desmond Baines from Ray. Brandon, this would suit you, dude, buying a team. I would love to buy a team.

You should do it. I would, I don't have, I don't, I'm five years from that. Maybe 10 years from that. I'm talking about buying a tiny minor league team for one night, which is apparently what they. Oh, okay, okay. Do you see the group in upstate New York that does old-timey baseball? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's like World War II reenactments, but with baseball. But that's the best, that's one. That's Conan. So they've been doing that for Earl. Pardon me. Yes, okay, Dan. I think that's the best Conan sketch.

It's up there. That's it for me today. You can take it from here. You're welcome, Chad. I'm done. I think it was his, like, his favorite. His breakout.

Yeah. Because he was on that show, and, like, wasn't he, like, not with favorable reasons at first? Yeah, it wasn't hitting. Then he hit his stride after that. I think that one, or the time he went to Napa and did a wine thing? It was like an eight-minute sketch It was just unfucking believable

Well the Kevin Hart Ice Cube ones are Yeah that's modern Yeah We already What's that? What up? I'm just wearing a jersey The jersey it sucks

He knows it sucks Yeah it's a jersey Yeah it's a church Y'all want me to go change No No no no no don't change But I just was like whoa Whoa

It's a funny shirt Jersey What's on it It's the Las Vegas I don't remember their name now. That's not good when you have a jersey and you can't even say the team name. Like, it's not apparent. It's the minor league team in Las Vegas. Right? If you're wearing a jersey with like a duck on it, you're like, it's the, but I always get confused. I always won't say

aces, but that's not a minor league team. That's a major league team. Aviators. Aviators, thank you very. It's the Las Vegas aviators. They did, you know, Meyer league teams are always doing these funky nights where they, you know, they're the hush puppies for a night or they're the, you know, the cock suckers for a night. Right. This is, uh, that'll be such a good jersey. What are it? What is that adorned with? Zebrachiros? No, it's what? Yeah, right? Zebra Churro. I like that. It's western.

A bandana. You bounce back from the diarrhea. You're back at a hundred million. Are you back? Yeah, did you hear that? Yeah. But you're back. Yeah, I feel great. All right. Yeah. Stomacheros? It's not zebra churros. It's tassels. Titus, have you been keen about with brawn? Talons.

Here and there, yeah. You and I have, compete for the same affection from boys. Same boys. Yeah. Same affection, same boys. Yeah, I've been watching his Kralian videos. Yes. Yeah.

Is what you're talking about? He did a new one where it's the scale of, and it shows you an outline of, like, a monument, and you have to find the scale of it by sizing it up. He's so good. Julia would have loved him. I don't know how Braun got out of our fingers. He didn't want to be here.

I thought he was. He fled from the fingers. I thought he was mine. He showed zero interest in working. Really. No desire. Got it me. Here at all.

No desire to. Yeah. I know that was an option. That made me love it. Yes. What? So is that like a coffee bean and a spider? What is that?

Coffee bean and the southern black widow. Oh, Che would be awesome at this. I think so. You have to decide which is bigger? You have to scale up. Oh, oh, I see. Realistic size comparison of a black widow and a call. Oh, yeah.

Chee, why don't you play a little bit? That one's the, it's a... That's the control. It means about the size of the body. right? I think I'll make it bigger. I think it's smaller. Than a coffee bean?

Oh, I think it's bodies like the size. White. Yeah. Black Widows are tiny. It's gonna be bigger than a coffee bean. I've never seen one. That was missing a leg, by the way. I always figure they were huge.

Go to the next one. That one's, lock it in. What are the results? Somebody give that one. Lock it in. It's bigger than that. I think it's bigger.

Oh, yeah. That big? What are you guys talking about? We got a 30. It's a coffee bean. Reset it. Reset it. The body.

The size of the bean. That one. I all knew it was bigger. The sacalone. The most intimidating spider in the world. What is this? They're not big spiders. On the bottom.

Pisa? And that's a nuclear? I think that nuclear. Well, it says parentheses, tallest building in the world. Tallest in the world. Way bigger. I say drag that thing to the top. Yeah.

No. No. That's right there. That's huge. But wait, it's China. Does it might have been to Pisa? Pisa is not that big. The Chinese are shorter.

Pisa is kind of big. Like sort of You've seen it Well that like compared to what? Compared to like what we're doing right? Is this big? This might not be a team game. No, it's not.

We're just gonna find it's much bigger. I think it's bigger. I think it's bigger. Yeah. Yeah. Lock it in. Oh. You said China.

You said China. I don't know how big the fucking thing. What is this? That's an air pod and a Rubik's cube. That's an easy one. Yeah, yeah. Just do it. Do it right.

Double. You just do it. Just do that one. Just do that one. Right. No. There. No.

Bigger. Even more, right? No. No. No. Not bigger? That's too big. That's too.

That's wait. Are you playing on a full bar? That's an air pod, guys. That's, are you crazy? Brandon? I've never seen a cube. What are we talking about?

Never cubed. He's not a team game. Or you've never potted. Not a team game. What hell is that? Angar what? Disney Castle? That's got to be Anchor Watt.

Pizza, right? Or is that the Louvre? Is Louv tiny? The Louvre is tiny. The Louvre is tiny. But compared to... Super tiny.

Tiny. Really tiny. That tiny? Yeah. Yeah, no. It's that tiny. No. Tiny.

The Mona Lisa is actually bigger than the Louvre. Yeah. Make it tiny. Right. There. There. Perfect. That's such a tiny pyramid.

Whoa. Wow. Wow. Nice. 82. That's the best one yet. Yeah. Damn, I...

Man, Anger Watt's sick apparently We gotta go. Yeah, all right. Moto dragon. A lemon shark. Lemon shark's tiny. Bigger. Oh.

Baby. Camoto dragons are massive. Whatever you say, Bob. Do you think they're bigger? The dragon is bigger than the... I don't know what a lemon shark is. A lemon shark has to be tiny. They're little guys.

How big? What are the... That small? I think they're about the same. I think a commode dragons are six feet long. They're big. The moda dragons are big. All right.

All right. I'm out on this one. I feel like the Lmodo... The what? The Motto dragon. They swallowed the Javanese hole. Yeah, but the Javanese aren't. They're tiny.

They're the ones eating goats. I think the Lemon Sharks bigger, yeah. Yeah. The Komoto Dragon segment on Planet Earth is maybe the best nature segment of all time. Oh, when they're chasing the snakes? Well, that one too, but the one where they eat, they kill the water buffalo. I guess. No, but that's a different.

That's lizard. Oh, that's a snake. I don't know what a Komoto dragon is. I think it's just a big fucking lizard. They're nasty. that out. They're venomous? Yeah.

They're also monitor lizards that are similar, right? That's not the same thing? Not as big. Water monitors is big, though. Monitor lizard. I don't know. If you're scrolling on Twitter

and you see one of those walking up to an animal, get the fuck out. Oh, yeah. Because it's going to be an ugly clip. Oh, 100%. Yeah, they bite you and then wait and watch you die for a week

and then they eat you. Ugh. I know. Fucked up. Planet Earth, too, dude. No thanks. Pass. You guys?

I was going to get David Attenborough on here. I would love that. Certainly, yes. We'll have them. We're more on like the small town mayors right now. I mean, do you get an Ari Emanuel in here? We ever had a hundred-year-old? Ari Emanuel, yeah.

David Attenborough narrating Mincy. Oh, that would be unbelievable. Who was the oldest person to be on the show? When we were still in the old studio, we did have the oldest person call in. He was like 68. from Green Bay, right? Yeah. How old was dump cakes.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Back on it. Kathy Mitchell. Kathy Mitchell. That's a lot of way. Dump cakes is like a porn that you show your buddies to gross them out. That's a lemon party.

You know, two girls, one cup. Dump cakes. I'm going to say she's in her 70s. Yeah. She's maybe one of them. Leo the Immortal. Yeah. It's literally immortal.

Well, he's ageless. I don't even know if you can quantify. Mitchell is 79. Wow. That's a young-looking 79. Good for her. Wow. We're all over the place early here, boys.

Very much so. Fat Bear Day. I forgot. Yes, Fat Bear Day. Oh, I didn't. I woke up. First thing I thought of. Was Fat Bear Day?

Fat Bear Day. Backpack? I love Zah and his element. What? I've heard about backpack. There's rumblings about backpack Backpack And that is the problem right there

Oh But we'll get We'll get into it Conspiracy Should we do a little more preamble than get into it Julie have you been here for a fat bear day Mm-mm You would love it

You would love it yeah Well he's gonna You're gonna love it I'm excited for you Thank you I'm psyched What's the craziest animal encounter You've had on your travels

Uh You fuck a What you fuck A polywall A monitor lizard He fucked up. He fucked up. Yeah.

A giant, like, buffalo just next to my car. You fucked a giant buffalo. As far away from... Like an amphibian would be the move in terms of... Yes. ...feel. Texture. Natural lube.

Kyle, we're on the same page when it comes to penis feel. Penis feel, yeah. I take it like a newt. Yeah. A goat, dude. Chinese dick trap. Being a fucking noot's pussy. I'd get it out.

I haven't seen any exotic animals in real life. Have you guys? I mean, you probably have, Julio, but like... Does moose count? I'm exotic, no. Yeah, like, the most I get is like the fucking place they... They take every tourist to go pet a stingray that just sits there and, you know... It gets fed nonstop.

Yeah. Which always is depressing. Exotic. It's all bear in the wild. That's about a... Exotic. Well, I saw a bear once, but it was a tiny little bear. What kind of bears?

I saw, I was in Florida. It was either, whatever they have, they're black bears or brown bears. They're very docile. I was literally at a, it's like a roadside stop where it was a little museum, an airplane museum. They had the airplanes up on, and then there was the bathroom, and then there was a tree, and the black bear was just chilling by the tree. Yeah, that's what I saw. You got bit by a shark, right, Kyle? Yeah.

It was a saw. What was a saw shark? Oh, the long... Off the coast of... Um... Let's go back to Dickfield. It's one of my favorite Kyle moments. I think it was like early yak we had Rico on.

He was disgusting. He was like kind of opening up. I think maybe about like the burns on his legs. And Kyle just cut him off. He's like, I got bit by a shark last week. I stole all his fun. You remember that? Yeah, yeah.

Do you guys see Rico's fighting? We got a new enemy that Rico has? I think he went back. It's a bad guy, I think. In the office or out? No, it's a burner. He's been in spaces just arguing with random people, which I love. I think that's very funny.

Yeah, there's a guy who I think might be in a looney bin who's accusing Rico of hacking his computer and stealing his picks. That he's going to jail. Let's hear him out. And, hold on, I'll send you the clip. It's just ridiculous to be like, these are grown men just like spending their day in Twitter spaces. Just yelling at each other. other clips are always funny yeah and the guy's voice is ridiculous i guess he's a he's not a good guy but he seems crazy right yeah very crazy i mean he's i think he's in an actual looney bin

and gave and immediately it was like we got to hire him and i was like okay that'll be a problem i'm sending it to you t j hold on i don't know how to fucking i guess there's a new one today that we can listen to there's a new one even after pick yeah i think so i haven't i haven't heard it he's just fighting with these people but it is funny to listen to because it's just like why why is he spending his day doing this but i listen crazy finds crazy right yeah that's right i i have nothing to say about any of it i'm just going to sit with my face like this no come on brandon no i can't big big tommy he calls you is that what he calls me yeah he calls you big tommy the wrestler i don't know why i would do that

i don't either yeah other than the fact my name being Thomas You're like wrestling Kind of big Good nickname Pretty spot on for being honest I don't think I've ever gotten a nickname from Rico That's a good thing

I know but I kind of want one No it means you're End out you white trash piece of fucking permission for WFAM and Boston to use my picks You called for a week Straight looking for a handout You white trash piece of fucking shit

Go get a fucking job Does Georgia Southern ring a bell or no Don't if the ball is bouncing in the fucking United States. Do you remember Georgia Southern or no? Yeah. Do you remember that I... You hacked into his computer, Rico.

Okay. At my computer, Rico, you broke the law. Hey, God. What was that? That is that the guy? Oh, my God. Sounds like the Riddler. He's just going to get reprimanded.

Do you know I took two flights to go to Sunbelt games? You fucking hack? Maybe you leave your basement. You moron. If the ball is bouncing in the United States, I'm watching it. I'm going to. You couldn't pick your fucking nose, buddy.

Got it, got it. You're a loser. Ross Rico. Is this like a 10-on-1? Reality TV shows on at 482,000 in episodes? Got it, got it. I shouldn't die. What am I hearing?

You couldn't pick your fucking nose, Rico. What is no idea? Wait, is that? No, dude. 29, Rico, the last 103 bet. Who is this? This guy's terrifying. What?

You're not in my league. You're a fucking crime. They all voluntarily entered this conversation? Like, this wasn't like a prank of some sort? No, and then Boston, they said they're going, Bosco's going to jail for hacking his computer. And Boston's like actually, like having a debate with him. This guy thinks Rico hacked his computer and stole a Georgia Southern pick. Georgia Southern plus four and a half.

Ring a bell. Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy that he's like even entertaining these people. But, you know, he said that he admitted that he had, he blocked this person, but he checks on him all the time. with his burner. So he's got to see what's going on. I would like to hear more from whoever that was. Ed, I know, but apparently he is a, like, legit bad guy. We tried to get him on pickup.

Don't care. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean by legit bad guy? I don't know. Everyone keeps saying he's a legit bad guy. Maybe he's not. Maybe he's not.

Yeah, we have bad people. Yeah. Fine with that. Rico's also going to start journaling, which is going to be great. You're going to get your hands on that, aren't you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Journaling in what sense? Just writing down his thoughts? Yeah, which... I want it badly. So if a thought comes in his mind, he's supposed to write down? And then we find it. And then we read.

But is he truly writing his thoughts down, or is he writing down the thoughts he wants you to know about? No, I think he's writing his thoughts being like they'll never steal this. How are you going to get it? We'll find a way. I mean... Hack into his computer? Yeah. If he kills you one day, you can't be mad.

No, but the journal would be good because he was crazy anyway. Oh, right. You know? Yeah. Nice evidence. There's no evidence of him being crazy otherwise? Nope. Can't prove it.

I love Rico. I think Rico's great. I love this Rico getting in the mix like this, getting 10 on one with hacking conspiracy theories. Is Green Greg here? Yep. He was. I think he's at the Cubs game. Who's scow?

They're doing a live crowning ivy at everything. No fucking way. Who is SCO? I assume that was... I don't know. Is that not Mario? No, his friend. Green and SCO.

He just threw out SCO like we all knew who that was. Is that supposed to be Connor Burns? Sko was his... Toronto Guide. Right? So there's a SCO? That's right. Is that SCO, I'm guessing?

That's got to be SCO. Green Greig dumb-assed him? What was this conversation? Some ass. Because they pranked him by second. they couldn't find each other. Oh. That's a classic prank.

Oh, damn. Classic prank. So we have a SCO now? We have a SCO. He's part of the team? Did you guys talk to Greg when he got here? He came and stared me down. Yeah.

That's it? That's pretty much it. He didn't have a plan past that. I was going to talk to him after the show, and then he left. He said he's going to. We're going to an impromptu Cubs game. Last home, regular season. You had tickets.

You traveled for it. No one could. of this Cubs game coming. I wasn't expected to get after it on a Thursday at 12.30, but hey, here we are, making four decisions. We're sitting in the bleachers. Oh, he's very happy with that. We're willing Pete Crowe Armstrong to a 40-season,

and we're clinching a playoff spot. Green in the bleachers is going to be an animal. It's going to be amazing. How you feel it's going? Barsall's go. He's still got his daughter on. The trip is officially begun. Who the fuck is go?

Yeah. Go copies today, though. They can't just say this is SCO and just be like... You can't drop a SCO. Well, he introduced us tomorrow by saying, you guys remember my bar. The SCO, the Torontoian that was supplying the women for Greg? TJ, you know SCO?

When that was hanging with them with them? Just say it. He's the guy that followed them around in Toronto, and I think he's trying to get a job. Oh, all right. Like, he followed them around Toronto. Everybody's trying to get a job. He put, like, currently at Barstall Sports in Canada in his bio.

Maybe he changed his aisle. Greg barely has a job. Right. Yeah, he just, even he was here. Maybe it says currently at Wrigley Field, no. So, Scho's going around saying he worked for Barstall. He does. And it's Twitter bio.

Barstall Scow. He does work for the company. He does a social account. Does he? For Guelph. Yeah, he does. For oldie or something? He was a, was he a, was he a, was he a, was he actually was.

I don't feel comfortable with Scoke while they're out being like I work for Barstool sports. That's how we get into some. But I could. Greg May. have hired him. This might not be Scow's fault. But again, Greg barely has a job. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Scow. Currently

Barstool Sports in Canada? What? Sko. Volunteer free line. Beaver LaLeaf. He does work here. Eleven followers. Do we actually pay this guy? A little bit of this, a little bit of that, but mostly sports.

Oh. Okay. Hockey. Sco. Go to, let me see. Oh, he's apparently oldies guy. Oh, that's for BET. Is Oldie Vela Lillian?

I don't know. How are so many people getting guys? Olding has a guy. And that guy is Sco. Okay. There they are. It's a wide mustache. It is a wide mustache.

I don't hate his look. Yeah, he could just. So we have us. We have Sco. All right, let's go. Can we watch Dante try to navigate this giant grill? He's trying to get it outside by himself right now. Oh, boy.

Nobody's helping him. Nobody's helping him. He's trying to get the wheels over that thick, poisy rug. Here comes a hero. Yeah. The amount of backyard equipment that was in this truck this morning, I don't think there's going to be any grass left to stand on. What does he have?

Everything. There's a bunch of tables. There's like four gazebos. Was it great outdoors? Is that the? Yeah, great escape. Great escape. Great escape. Yeah, it looks nice back there.

I haven't been back there. I haven't either. People were taking their lunch back there. Close your eyes, Mark. You said you didn't want to get spoiled. It's a straight vibe? Oh, my God. It looks so good.

Oh, let's see it. That's just Sydney. Wow. That's a straight vibe. It's about to be winched. Yeah. There's a hard chair. There's two tables that have like built in fire.

Look at all that. Okay, that's crazy Great work, Dante Who are the people that are basically in a work out there And just move out there? You think we'll lose some gambling cave people That they just go out there? Oh, yeah, I could see Deutsch being an outside guy.

Well, Deutsche has wheels, right? Have you talked to him? No, has anyone heard from Deutsch? Has he posted anything since yesterday's? I talked to him a little last night. He was apparently saying he just only gets Wi-Fi and spurts, but he doesn't know when those spurts are. He didn't make the change once he switched,

got into international waters but basically he only has Wi-Fi at his hotel and even then that's only sometimes. Is it foul play from the X? So he just goes out I don't think so. He goes out of his hotel and then he just doesn't know where to go. He's pretty stranded, yeah. Tell him to download the map.

Where is he trying to go? Where is he failing to get to? Okay, different X. I would love to have him on. I don't think he's, he's probably out in the... Unless he's at his hotel. When's he coming back? I don't know.

Yeah. The Julia said SCO was formerly a vice, Roy. He is not currently a VALA. Got it. Okay. Welcome, Sko. Viva LaLeaf. Yeah.

Didn't know we had a SCO, now we do. Now is it an impromptu Cubs game. And when are they going to Bulling Green? I think they're taking an impromptu trip tomorrow at 11. Got it. Scoke started at Viva LaLeaf, and now he's Greg's guy. that's a what is he's a

old he's guy I don't know we do as a company have like a lot of back doors and people find their way through

yeah they just become someone else's guy and then all of a sudden they're just they're in here kind of pain and scow

I've never had a guy you ever had a guy like what do you mean I don't know I mean Katie's your guy Katie's your guy hey he's my guy

a lot of guys. Katie's my guy. Blutman's... No, I think the difference is your guys are actually good. Yeah, fair enough. My guys are already here. Yeah, you have a stab. And then I get us. Right, right. Like, Katie was here, and it came up to me and said, can I be your guy? And I said, yes.

And she's the best guy. We got Moresh in, and now I think he's my boss. Yeah, no. Yeah. We got... He's my boss, and he does... He's everyone's boss. He does everything. Full-on corporate. Is he number three at the company? Yeah, no, Moresh is...

I trust Moresh more than anyone. He should. Yeah, he gave me a pay cut yesterday. He's at the top. He's a success story of hiring a friend. He's awesome. He works so hard. Yeah.

He said a long time no see to me yesterday, and we had seen each other that morning. It's classic rash. And I was like, okay. I didn't even think anything of it. How you are? Well, yeah, I'm picking of it now. I guess that's what it was designed to do. make me think.

Stephen, where are you at with the Cubs? I mean, it's bad. The Eternal Optimus is finally turned? I mean, yeah, they're playing like shit. They lost two to the Martins. Two, like, fairly must-win games to the Marlins who are not a good team. But they're playing in, what, 45 minutes? And you see, you can get a stolen base, that'd be cool.

But, yeah, I mean, not super optimistic going into next week. No. It's over. It sucks. We're not going to get a home. fucking get a home playoff game. No, Octagli. No,

what they're saying. It's brutal. A couple games left, but yeah, it doesn't look good. Your team suck right now, huh, Stephen? Yeah, no, bucks are terrible. Oh, wow. That's defeated. Tough.

I mean, we got another game Sunday. Well, it's only been what? It's also a Knicks fan. Yeah, a few months since you won a title? Yeah. Oh. You got to go to San Antonio and watch them win it in person? Yeah, no, that was sick.

I wouldn't trade that. Are you still walking around saying the Bulls? Bucks have the best roster in the NFC South? Under further review. Okay. Are they still the most dominant team in the first part of the decade? That's not even a question. Well, the Eagles went to multiple Super Bowls.

Oh, I thought you're talking about in the division. One of the most dominant teams. There's only four teams in the fucking division. You said, sorry, I thought we were talking about the division. No, we're talking about the NFL, and even in the NFL, you wouldn't be. One of the, yeah. Well, how deep. Chiefs and Eagles.

Chiefs, Eagles, Rams. Guys, they still don't have the grill out that door. Right, so if you're four, you're one of? They've really been struggling. Of a five-year stretch? Yeah, only five teams could win this are pole on that stretch. And Niners probably are ahead of the bucks, too. Definitely.

You know they're not. Okay. This is going to get real. Yeah. We're the fat bears. Lopped out. Let's go fat pairs. Let's go fat pairs.

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your first order best fit best feel rowback thanks yeah I guess no real update I posted like a highlights thing from yesterday but yeah he needs a second and third opinion but who tweeted today that he's thinking about taking the boot off. Oh, that might have been Tate. I saw a tweet today. Just stop taking the illegal drug that is killing your bone death. It's not the reason, apparently. So easy.

Has he paid the other doctors? He blamed work travel? Yeah. Work travel. What a piece of shit. But we don't ask him to travel for work. Travels on his own. And see some of me to do his desk for an ankle update after getting a second opinion from a highly regarded doctor yesterday saying you need

surgery, Mints went for third and fourth opinions from high-end doctors last night. What's the difference in highly regarded in-end doctors? He's talking about doctors like they're strippers. Designer doctor. We went to a third and a fourth opinion yesterday because I'm so hesitant on wanting to get surgery. I got to ask, what is third? What do you mean you went to? Does that mean you sent?

Well, I got connected through friends to high-end doctors. So you're sending pictures to just. Send x-rays, sent CT scans, you know, like off the record, they video call me. you know, not appointment, so I'm not going to be changing. The third and fourth opinion, both real high end orthopedias, foot and ankle specialist. Both said the same thing. Are you in pain? No, then don't get surgery.

Because I'm not in pain. They're just like, you can live with it, give it another month or two, see if it heals. It's too early to say it's a non-union break after two months. If you're not in pain, the worst thing you can do, there's no reason to get surgery. So we're going to be in a holding pattern evaluating it next month or two. we get the blood word back in a couple of days. There's rumors the boot may come off just to see how it goes.

Two doctors said, baby, go without the food. So we're in a holding pattern. But the big thing is fear not. Greg and Scott. Rocktober is still on. What is Rocktober? October is still on? There's a lot of things going on in Rocktober.

Oh, no. We got football season, and we got the Great Widesprid panic run. So that's not us making him go. A couple follow-up questions. Yesterday you said Dr. 2 was a highly regarded doctor yes so what happened he just just he's wrong he I don't say he's wrong he just gave a diagnosis that doctors three and four so that was premature on that because it's just the non-union break you can't I'm told you can't tell that after two months you need six or nine months

staff to give that night oh damn we might have to look up this doctor doctor one said take what he says with the green salt wait what once he brought up that doctor to the to his original doctor yesterday. She was like, oh, I just looked him up. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just so you know, like he's... Doctor 2 might be the bad one. So we're four doctors in? Four doctors in. Three months and four doctors in. I just laid my bag out of here. He said there's no pain,

but he told Tate there was pain at the trip, on the trip. Was he looking at his own x-rays? What is he going on with his saga? He lost count of how many pictures he had to take. What's that? Should he have been standing at that computer?

You know, I don't think so. I think he said he wanted to take pictures of the x-rays so he can send it to the new doctor. I can't. Oh, and he really wanted to take a sock off. That's a white song. Yeah, I mean, we can keep it up. You sure, I mean, I take the song. Wait, that's not, oh, that's the nurse.

Do you want to? Yeah. Those aren't Indian hands. Yeah, different, different nurse had to come. in for this. Transducer. That's a tracy. I mean, imagine being a doctor having to work on this guy.

What? He's just talking to you about God? What the fuck are we looking at? What is that machine? Bone stimulator. That is what he's going to be doing at the office for 20 minutes a day from here and out. Why in the office? Because it'll be funny, Nick.

They're all the time. Yeah, it will. But it's not getting into the way of October, right? He's still going to be able to go to all this football games and concerts. You might miss a few work events, but yeah, the rest. of October is still on. No social obligations will be What do I do?

What do I put it in? He's had it for three months. What? My time was poking out of it lately. And so you're actually sitting in a boot. Oh. She's told him he's been wearing it wrong the whole time. There's no medical school that pairs you for this.

And there's no salary worth it. Got to pump it up. Shout out Tyler a day. My union. What? Something in my union's not. Non-union or non-union. Yeah.

So that's where all of our clinical studies are on non-union. Union, we need to go on strike. You get that? It's late September. If this is into 2026, it's fine. Like, I just want to be like, if I guess right now, beginning of 2027, that would be great. Beginning of 2020. What was that?

For a, that was bizarre. A quick compilation Good editing It's questionable for Q1 27 Oh my god Yep They recreated it

Oh Yeah Imagine if your favorite athlete was out for the season With the same injury But he's just walking around Everywhere Taking the boot off from No booing

He feels no pain He feels yeah The big thing here is he's completely Painless If he doesn't look any different let him go let the world let the breeze take him away

oh man you can't have rock tober in jeopardy we just can't no pain that just feels no pain I need to go to the doctor something we can't lose October that'd be the worst

people have been looking forward to rock to October I can't wait for him to re-injure it and be like well it's your fault for making me do rock to how he's injured. His range of motion is not limited in any way. He feels zero pain. Correct. Or discomfort. Correct.

Nothing is wrong. Nothing is wrong. Nothing's wrong. There's just no injury. He's just completely violent. Yeah. They should actually x-ray his other foot. It probably looks the same. Yeah. All of his bones are probably withering. Yeah, right. Naturally. The mints is notoriously have spaghetti bones. So his dad always said.

Had the reda Was he ever in pain? Yeah Oh yeah Apparently I think so He's in a wheelchair for a while Yeah he was a heavy limp there for a while

Yeah It's weird how he was in a lot of pain before But the doctor said It hasn't healed at all So like the x-ray is basically the same But he's gone from a lot of pain to no pain Julia do you want to see him on tiny crutches I would love that

It's the longest It's the longest injury of all time considering what happened we're hoping for there's obviously been longer injuries yeah but this is the biggest milking of an injury yeah happened july 14th how long did it take you to beat cancer danni yeah a month and a half

yeah this is a half about six this is someone faking an injury he's you if we show you that video you're like that person is not injured it's like watch us and guess which leg is hurt yeah

who gave him those crutches he bought them Do you want me to go get the wheelchair? I think I can tell them. I mean, I got to be used to these. You got to get used to these. These tiny crutches. He's not even losing on them.

This is so ridiculous. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. This is like two days after his injury, too. I mean, I feel like I need to set. I'm like, I mean, I need to learn how to me. I'm going to have to be used to us.

I don't have to get used to this as he doesn't use him correctly. He's playing no weight to the crush. This is like a four-arm comedy skit. Yeah. Working out his forearm. Yeah, like if I saw this on a TV show, I would be mad that they think he would actually believe this happens. Oh, crap. Yeah.

It'd be like two underline. I'd be like, this doesn't make sense. The S&L skit. The man who thinks he's injured. Man with little crutches. Yeah. When it happened or a crack, which was. very concerning.

Oh, my God. All right, let's do Fat Bear Week. Yeah. Let's do Fat Bear Week. Let's get it going, Zah. Do you have a presentation for us? I do. Fuck, yes. I got to come down a little bit from that, Mincy.

I'm one of the top Mincy Enjurers. Yeah. I love watching him on the phone. But anyways, to business. Pat my lot of business. Yes. So Fat Bear Week started. What, yesterday?

Actually, actually, got off to a rocky start. Actually, let's hit that first slide. It got off to a rocky start. So this is the format. For those that aren't familiar, it's gone mainstream now. So I'm sure people are aware. Single elimination, if you lose, you're out. You're done out here.

They actually tweeted a little bit now. There's a team competition aspect to it. There's families, there's a family bracket. So, if you will, so is to say. People are competing as families. Well, bears are competing as families. Huh. Yeah, it's gotten huge.

This is like Wimbledon having like singles and doubles. Exactly. Mixed doubles. This is when Wimbledon brought in the mixed doubles and yeah, everybody's playing together. Are people in general, like happy about this change? So I, it's the first year it's happened. I don't like what's going on this whole year. I don't like what's going on, especially so with the families, what's going on now is they're focusing on the kids.

Okay. The little kids, the little bears are like, oh, they're cute, cute and all that and basing votes off. Off of that. Exactly. It's like, listen, we're here for business. We need to see how people are grown. But if you hit that next slide, so we're going to meet the bears real quick. Oh, yeah.

So off to a rocky start, the site crashed. So they had to move the voting around a little bit, re-votes and all that. And then I did not include the votes. So yesterday's competition went ahead already. I did not include the bears that are out already. So popular crowd favorite, who involved in a... a little scandal that we'll talk about later. Marshmallow is out?

Very happy about that. Scandal? Wait, why are you happy about marshmallow? We'll get to that. So next slide. Marshall probably ate his whole family. So this is the format of how we're rolling. Families, the females and the big boys,

hit that next slide. All righty, so first one. So I didn't know that there was a limit on my Google slides thing to beautify the slides. So this is the only beautiful, like, slide-looking. that you'll Wait, what? You'll see. You ran out a beautiful slide.

I ran out of trials, yeah. So you'll see when we get to the next one. So this is the first family, age 22, as you can see. So named reunion, because, which is very rare, the kid, one of the kids disappeared at the beginning of the summer and just popped out two, three months later and rejoined the family. What? Usually when a kid is gone, that's it.

It's over. They did. So named your reunion. of that, they beat the odds. If you hit that next slide, we're going to rush through these a little bit. No, don't rush. There's the reunion clip, a little pallet cleanser for you.

Sure. Yeah, don't rush. Okay. This is the actual reunion? So this is the first sighting, first sighting of them after they've been reunited as a family of four. The three cubs up there and the mama in the water? Exactly.

Oh, it wasn't just one cub? It was all three? So one cub disappeared. Okay. And then rejoined and making it a family. So three family and then rejoined it, making family of four. Oh.

Yeah, so that's what's going on. Also, I don't like what's going on with the clip. That guy's crazy. Especially with kids around. Yeah, are you supposed to not be around the Cubs? I don't like what's going on with the clipping this year. They're manipulating footage. How do we know that it's the same Cubs?

You think she's not the other Cubs? So I think they probably monitor, if I was to guess, I think they monitor the behavior. Okay. It could be adopted, but of course, at that age, too, as they grow, they change a lot. So features might change. So I don't know if the features on it is a good tell. But I'm pretty sure it might be behavior, you know.

Because as a kid, you could go from being light skin to dark-skinned in a matter of like two days kind of thing as you're figuring yourself out through your teens. But, yeah, if we go back to the slides, go back to the slides. Go back to the slide. It's amazing that the family recognizes the bear still. Yeah, they just let them come back. It's like a rum spring. Yeah, kind of like how your dog sniffs another dog's ass. You know what I mean?

Now, this one lived the hood life for bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's got a scar on her hip that bad picture for that. But on her other hip that they're trying to figure out what the fuck happened. It's like they've been seeing, yeah, they've been seeing her in spots that, you know, she shouldn't be kind of thing. So rough life, especially as a new mom, inexperienced kind of thing, kind of figuring out her ropes. It must be tough.

Has to be. The next one, 806. Okay, okay, okay. This one had the most, out of all the bears that Cat Mateo, whatever the fuck he pronounced it, this one had the most interesting summer out of all the bears, right? She lost her own cub, right? Yeah. And then after losing her own cub, she went fucking crazy, went and then go, went and killed another bear, another bear's cub.

If you have it on, T.J., if you hit that, if you hit that clip on there, that's so this is the, this clip I'm not happy about because this footage seems like it's manipulated. I didn't actually see the killing. This is the moment that the, that the bear is said to be attacked. If you click like a couple of seconds. Are you about to see the killing? It's based off live streams. But now they're, you know, they're doing all of this, all of this nonsense. So they're adding commentary and all that.

So it's like, listen, nature's nature. Show me the killing. I agree. I need it confirmed. It's not even a confirmed kill. I think they show the bear on the floor left there. But it's like, you know, I need to see it to believe it. It's 20, what, 2026.

This could be AI. So again, we don't know. But she does make an appearance later on. Okay. Yeah. So that's her. That's her. So she kills that.

Then after she does that, she then goes and adopts another kid. So she loses her kid, kills another kid, then doesn't adopt. She's a steal her and a kidnapper. Kill her and a kidnapper. He's a villain. Yeah. Was it a cub that didn't have a mom that she adopted? It was a cub from a rival.

Oh, so that much. I actually don't know that much about the cub that she adopted. So, wait, are people voting? on this killer? I believe so. So her vote is today. It's open to 806, I believe the vote is today. She can't be voting for it.

It's open. She's up against, I don't know who's going to hurt her or help her in the voting? Are people going to be pissed over it? See, that's the thing. It's pretty easy to. We're just giving Lindsay Clancy another kid. That's the thing, Kate. Us purists are being overrun by the casuals that are coming in

and we'll discuss a little bit later towards the end of what's going on with the politics of the bear world and all that, but let's keep moving. Got it. Let's keep them moving. Let's see what's going on. I don't want that one winning. Yeah. I don't think.

So if I were to give an opinion, which I don't like doing, because I don't want to manipulate people brains, but I don't think. We'll see. There's a winner. There's a favorite that people are loving that's coming soon. But on to the next one. Is this a new category? Yes. So we're on to the young bucks, the young adults.

Fun fact. A girl. Whoa. I mean, you can tell I'd know no intel on her. Yeah. It's, yeah, it could not find. But the tail is, look at that tail. I don't know if you've been noticing the booties of the, of the bears,

but that's a long-looking, long-looking tail. Because bears in general are men, right? Yes. Yeah. Scary ones are. Oh, yeah. Then keep, if we hit the... Honestly, I haven't seen a fat bear yet.

They're coming. Okay. And I did that by design, by the way. because I don't want to... There's a whole process. This one's chatty? This fun fact is great. Forgets to eat because he's yapping it up.

Very social. Very social. The personality higher of the bear kingdom kind of deal. It should have grown. So out of all the bears, his age, had a lot of potential. Should have grown way more than he actually did. So, I mean, spends his time talking instead of fucking eating fish. So this guy's not serious about his crap.

He's not serious about life. He is going to feel the winter this scene. And what does talking look like? Just sounds like. Roars. Splish, splash. Splash. Do we have any video of 694 yapping it up?

I could source some quick air towards the end. I'd like to see him. Yeah, I think I like 694. He stands next to a little water cooler, right? He waits for the other. He's a podcaster of bears. Yes. He's the scow of bears.

Yeah. That's their scow. Yeah. How did we get this? I fucking love that, dude. But, okay, so on to the next one while I look through that. All right, so on to the females now, the bigger, the bigger bears. If we keep up to move on to the next.

Calm down. There we go. Calm down, fellas. Oh, whoa. Lost cub, but still fat. Oh, really bad, mom. So it didn't stop. purr for me. You should be depressed when you lose

a child. So she just kept going. I mean, look at her. You do eat when you're sad. Yeah, look at it. True, tush. She's sad. She's sad. She's sad because she... Tushay, true. But I mean, I mean, look at her. She's looking like a man. That's a big girl. And again, I ask this every year, what is the criteria we're using to vote? So it's meant to be the expense, so the growth. So I, I, by design, left it that way. If you go on the site, they will show you a picture from the beginning of the summer.

So we'll do that at the end. Towards the end, exactly. So I didn't want to manipulate people's minds too much. So that's how it's meant to be. But however, the casuals that have joined have completely ruined the sport. It's like when, it's like baseball. You know, if you're a baseball purist, I'm not trying to do the shock clock thing. That ain't baseball, you know what I mean?

Right. You just jump in this year and act like a diehard. Exactly. Yes. They're trying to change the game for the people that love. So this is my. People pretending to root for the cubs. Ooh.

Oh, this one is. I I uh... I like this guy Not to Not to put my opinion out there But I might be rooting for 910 I might be rooting for 910

And so we had links with 151 and 164 But these are women right So we're waiting We're waiting to see We're waiting to see next summer If any cubs If any cubs appear from 151 and 164 Oh is this a guy?

Girl Oh wait No no no No Chick right Oh yeah So, oh, no, wait, she banged. She was banging them to, so we'll wait, we'll wait and see.

Oh, yeah, we hate her now. That's the best, looking bear. That's the best looking bear. That is a bear. She introduced the gluck-gluck to them, did you not? I think so. On to the. Well, Zah, 151 and 184, are they, like, hunks?

They're not in the, so they're not in the competition. Okay. But, yeah. Actually, 151 is, because 151 is, no, 131 is. The numbers. Yeah. Could they be creating crossbacks here? It's a lot.

I'm ready for the big dogs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. His back is paving in from his belly. Incredible belly. So this this picture right here is game set.

People are seeing this and just the scar. I mean, the belly. It's almost, all with the buttocks almost perfectly symmetrical, not as symmetrical as the most perfectly symmetrical one that you will see very soon. Okay. Fat bear.

Chunk. That scar, Nick, that scar on the nose, bro, that is adding so many points for him. People are voting for him. Style for him. I think he might be going back to back. Is this the one you were concerned about last year because of Broken Jaw? Yes. And he's still finding a wet.

Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him now. He's going for a 3P? Back. So, no, two-time runner up. Yeah, two-time runner up.

He was. was chacked last year. Do we know how long they typically live? I think 20 to 30 years. Oh shit. 30, 20, 20 to 40. So the older, the bigger ones are in the 20 to 30 range. Because I'm trying to think 747. That's a hell's like.

Yeah. That's a good bear. Range champ. That photo does a lot. Ooh. Imminating. There we go. Wait, so what's the controversy? Good silhouette. Here's backpack right here. The pictures.

The pictures. Backpack's pictures Immaculate Makes me think that there's somebody Greasing someone's pocket Oh no I mean look at the ass He's got the best air

Look at the ass That is a fat ass Metrical It's always Is there a chance That a backpack Just knows where the camera is That too

I didn't think of it That is that When it comes to your votes Do you like symmetry Do you just want to be fat What do you want? I actually do the process Nick So I look at the beginning

Of the summer I actually put in the work I'm in the weeds You know watch some tape a little bit, get to know them, and then actually, you know, at the end of the summer now, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we look at things. And what's, what's annoying is the most influential people in this, the people that are becoming most influential, you know, pictures weren't in the gym shooting with me,

you know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. It's crazy. So they're just coming around, looking at pictures and then they're influencing. Boom. Boom. If you, if you don't mind hitting that next. Fat ass.

Next slide. Wait a second. I saw. So. There we go. Listen, I had a little something that salmon was gory. So there's a salmon under there. I'm starting to think people are altering head off.

It's a big ass. Walker. Where's the funny shirt? He's looking good. My photoshopping skills end at that. Still pretty good. Chicken. It's an odd stomach bulge.

But he's the vet. He's a, I guess he's a yak favorite. We got our big customer here, but yeah, no, if we hit that next slide. Oh, that's a lard. Young? He needs a better picture, though. Nine years? No, I need to see the belly.

Very young to be competing, competing with the big boys. So he's next up, you think? He's a great fisherman? He's a prospect. He's good at eating, huh? A prospect. Big time. He is like, who's a prospect right now?

He's like PCA when he was in the minor leagues. This is a, this is a, this is a, Future champion. Future champion. So we should get in early? Buy stock early. Right now. Right now.

If you don't mind hitting that. Next slide. Gully, I think we're getting towards the end. Doesn't know his dad? That has no idea. His mom was a little promiscuous girl. Oh, so he doesn't even... It's not that like it could be his dad.

He doesn't know him, but he actually doesn't know who his dad could be. It was one of those situations like the previous one, the previous female that, uh, that, uh, that had two flings. And he's eating birds? So how unique is that that he catches birds? I mean, he also is a player. He gets it from his dad, I guess. So he eats fish.

Wait a second. Is catching birds fucking, fucking bear women or eating birds? Bear women. Oh, I thought he was eating seagull. I thought he was a question. If Gully wins fat bear wheat, do we think his dad's going to show up being like? Absolutely.

Yeah. I want a little something out of this. Who knows? Okay. Who knows who knows who the old man is? Classic. You better show his face. Okay.

But, yeah, so. What a man's sake. Look how tall. Did a bear right that? Great slide. Into the politics, if you don't mind hitting that next slide. Into the politics. This is, this whole entire process has just turned into the electoral college, an African election.

There is just a lot. lot of manipulation from the media. I mean, I turned into Good Morning America yesterday, and I had fucking Robin Robbins or whatever fucking her name is pushing marshmallow who got smoked in the first round. It's like people that aren't in the gym doing, you know, doing way too much about this. And they're ruining the entire process as purists. They're not doing it properly. Like look at the beginning of the summer.

and look at the bear how it actually grows, not just look for cute-ass cubs and and pictures and all that. Do it properly. And because of that, I don't know how much longer I will fully. Of course, I'm always a bear enthusiast, but fully being in the weeds, it's being overrun, man. Wow, I'm sorry. The game, the game is gone, as we say, as we say in Arsenal words.

So are you basically voting for most improved? player that's exactly what you're meant to be doing but people aren't that actually is in theory to put it into English I guess because there could be like the biggest bear could have already been pretty big you wouldn't necessarily vote for him

just one good round picture and people are falling for him boom huh backpacks got a lot of them floating around I'm seeing a lot of backpacks a lot of you know of course people are loving the scar on uh I got something on chunk yes sir what are your thoughts on on the names

being a, you know, a factor here. Like, backpack is a cool ass name. That's your name helps. Like backpack and chunk are better names than Walker. So that's on the actual bear itself. Backpack got the name backpack because he was a backpack on his mom. As a kid, he would hop on and jump around. So do something, you know, stick out.

Stick out. Gully hangs out in the gullies. What about Chalk? Chalk is kind of a cheating name because they're all trying to be fat. And we name one chunk that just immediately It's going to win every time When you go But when you go, when you go runner up

Three, four years in a row And then you're champion, I mean Yeah, okay You've earned the name You've earned the name Bear Force 7 Bear Force 7, four titles He earned the name

Sure. Bear Force Tyre. Bear Force One. Sorry. Where is he now? Seven fours in retirement. Okay. Not doing it.

What do you mean? He's playing golf? Must be. He was more of a swimming guy. Me, the fattest beer one? But yeah, that's that's fat fair week. Great work. Go look at the sliders.

Thank you very much. Can we see some of the sliders? They change their website, you are. They don't have slides. That too. What? Oh, that's the best part. That too.

I want to see the transformation. It's just picture to picture. It's two pictures. Oh, all right. Let's see that. Yeah. All right. Walker versus Gully.

So that's. Oh, wow. Walker's ass. I think Gully. I don't know. Look at that big, Walker was. I have already... Look at that ass.

It's enormous. That's a huge ass. A bulbous ass. But it's also the pose, right? If gully turned a little bit. And that's where backpack is... Okay. Very flattering angles for backpack.

Based on this picture, you've got to go walk or because of the asses. Yeah, the ass is quite something. Are there only a certain amount of photographers out there that can take these pictures? So they get them usually from that. And I believe the live streams, they have the live stream cameras that they keep out there all year around. Now, now Zaz. there a gambling aspect that the photographer can put a little money down and get the best picture. I have a feeling.

This is a lot going. Shunk versus Bucking. There's a lot of. There's a lot of. Bucky. Bucky. That's Bucky all day. That is a damn good photo.

Bad lighting on the clock. Great skinny picture of Bucky. Yeah. Agreed. Bucky. Sorry, Chunk. Damn. That's got to break your heart.

Yeah. I mean, he's been around for a while. Well, this is backpack. Let the new bucks up. This is family. Okay, easy again. Backpack. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Backpack is. Look at the lighting on the first one, and then the angle's perfect. It's a skinny angle of the first one. Bazaab, what would you say to someone who wants to vote for currently the fattest bear as opposed to the bear who's gained the most weight? Get in the gym. Not the competition. Get in the gym.

So we think backpacks is the district plant? the fixes in for backbite? Oh, that's 620, right? Medium manipulation. They had a whole segment. I mean, they were, they were, they were, Robin Robbins was yacking it up about marshmallow and then. Wait, so what happened with marshmallow?

620 is a terrible looking. Smoked. But you said there's controversy or something? Yeah, look at the neck. Marshmallow was, no, I was, I was, the controversy is me not being happy. Me not being happy about them. My famous type of controversy. Yeah, there was a whole 15 minutes, I had the TV on, I was

making my fucking eggs and stuff like it, 15 minutes on marshmallow and backpack. And then marshmallow almost by double, 155,000 to 909, marshmallow 84,000 votes. Almost doubled. Wow. The bottom right, 620 looks like mincy on Little Crushes. Yeah. Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's got to be 620.

Okay. But yeah, get your votes on, people. Fat Bear Week. Fat Bear Week. And when do we get the final? September 29th. What is that? That's next week.

All right, so put in a reminder, Zah. Yes, sir, I'll let you know. So Zah, if backpack ends up winning, are you going to be a real grump? I'll get over it. Okay. It will, it will, because the process is flawed, it will annoy me for about a week, maybe.

Okay. Then I'll get over. I'll just get back to. Reasonable. Smoking and having them on the screen again. Beautiful. Another fat bear week. I want to find out who wins.

Yeah. Backpack is. Those angles were incredible. Titus, did you see what happened to Greg? No. You literally cannot make it up. No way. Yeah.

What? Greg tweeted about it. What? We find out shortly. What did Greg do? Did it happen to Greg? Try to make something up. You will not be able to even...

I bet they got there too late to get to the white socks. He can't make it up. He spilled something. He did do that. Oh. But it's... I shit you not the first person to come up. To us ass if I was fun

Holy fucking shit There's no well Life is strange for the fiction No fucking way Holy Holy shit I never would Oh

Holy shit I know And he spilled Oh He did You can't make that up He forgot that he opened both And then he went to drink the top one

And the bottom one spilled on Oh my goodness That's how the telephone used to worry What was that? You might have just invented something there. Old-timey phone. Yeah, I'll do Marzetti. Best Ranch in America.

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I have not seen it. I would love to see it. I don't know if it's meant to be good, like the movie. I don't know if they're banking on it being good, but they got it. Christian Bale. I just don't there is a good Madden movie to make. When they said Nicholas Cage and they put him in the makeup

I'm like, how can this be the good Madden movie? But what, maybe it is. Cage has, he does have like a best actor Oscar, right? He can't act. He became a joke later, but he can't act. Yeah, he's a good actor for sure. He's over the top sometimes.

It became Nicholas Cage like a caricature later. Yeah, he became like too famous and too but he's kind of always too much of a character to where like you're watching him you're like that's just Nick Cage

correct yeah this is a he's playing Nick Cage right now but with Madden maybe he taps into that I don't know I'm excited I will watch the trailer

I'm sure we can't watch it now what's her leaving Las Vegas yeah does he nick cage it up in that yes but like when they did that whole montage they took all of his moments out of context and they looked insane like they don't all present

that crazy in the movies themselves in my opinion yeah yeah what did okay Madden the football guy. Yeah. Is the movie, like, did he overcome something crazy?

Is there, like, a crazy story with him? Or it's like, no, I think it's just following the rise from being, like, football coach into Icon. He kind of invented being a color commentator. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's interesting. He perfected it. He perfected it, yeah. Got it.

He invented the modern way of doing it. The movie goes all the way to the video game. Yeah. He invented, you kind of, in my mind, he invented color commentary in sports video games. Yeah. Yeah. That's not true, but it's popular. It's popular.

Was there ever a moment that was like... It might just be like the touring of the first Madden game or like when it hits shelves or something. I don't know. Okay. Is he screaming? No, no. Is he Al Davis there?

What's he? Is he maddened? No. What's he? No, Nick Cage is Madden game. Yeah, I know, but what's, what's Shane doing? Who's Christian Bale playing? Maybe Al Davis.

Okay. That would make sense. So Summerall. Summerall's got to be in there. Um, I think it's just about Raiders, Madden, isn't it? It goes all the way up to the game. Oh.

If it gets all the way of the game, then they got a... Christian Bail is Al Davis on IMDB. Shane doesn't have a character associated with me yet, but obviously he's in the movie. Huh. Hmm. When's that coming out? Hmm. It's been a while since we had a good...

November 18th on Prime Video. It's been a long time since we had a good iconic. See, that's not a movie. Am I stupid? That's not a movie, yeah. Yeah, if it's coming... If it's in theaters, that's a movie. that's a movie you know what looks like a movie is that Nathan fielder thing oh my god

sunk its claws into me and i am so good oh my god what's going i don't even really know what's going on there i don't even really know the story i woman that well i know she's a fraudster and whatever but i don't even i don't even know that context these trailers are someone put it perfectly though she she she spent like years basically scamming all these super rich people and like the world. And then right before she was going to prison, to prove that she is being honest, she brought in the one guy who's like incredible

at finding out that you're not telling the truth. But it's rated R for graphic nudity. What? But then she's with the husband for three years after, he's with the husband for three years after she goes to prison, I think, right? Right. Which is another. And I guess like the movie leaves you like,

believing her. What? Really? Like potential. I don't know, but I was like reading. That's what I was gathering by when I was reading, which is like fucked up. When is it out? They said there's also like a really big actress who plays her in the movie, but they haven't revealed who that is yet. Is it a movie or a documentary? It's a documentary. The trailer looks like a psychological thriller.

Nathan Fielder will always do. It's unbelievable. He's like the pyramids of Giza to me. I never know how he creates what he creates. I would love to see the behind the scenes. And Steven's going to hate it. Delo is saying it might be nominated for Best Picture. Has he seen it? That's what Dela.

I don't know. He's reacting off a buzz. Documentary has never been best picture, you know? The reviews I've seen are people saying like I'm going to be thinking about this the rest of my life. Yeah. We're going to go see Chris Hanson movie next week together. There's a Chris Hansen movie? Yeah, Robert Pattinson.

Oh, I don't know. I don't be keeping up with some. stuff. Julia, are you going to be in the new GTA? Okay. I don't know, bro, but I think it's, I've like, dear, I made like, no fucking money, whatever, I don't care what you're going to do. I think, I might be.

That'll be humongous. Like, I don't know anything. Be like, don't tell you anything. Is it actually coming out? Yeah. I watched the trailer and, like, when? Stuff in it that looked very familiar from when I was. We're right here.

Okay. So, that's all I can say. So it actually is going to happen. Seems like it. It would be a massive. We're getting to the point where they're waiting so long. We're getting so close that it would be a massive disappointment if it got moved again, right? It's been moved like seven times.

Yeah, but never this close to the date, right? Got it. Yeah, they've been moving it like a year out. And the old one still is the highest grossing. Like, it's still people are playing it nonstop. Yeah, it's got millions of daily players. Maybe tens of millions of daily. When did that?

They don't miss. 2012, 2013. They don't. It's been like 10 years. More than that. Wait. What it's like? They did Red Dad, though, right?

Yeah, they did Red Dead and Yeah, GTA. It's going to be unbelievable. It's going to be unbelievable. It's going to be unbelievable. Unableable. Has Rockstar had a bad game? No.

Bully? Was bully not good? It was great. Did they make games before the GTA series? Yeah. They did a really good ping pong game. What did you say? Ping pong.

They made a whole thing. Somehow made Rockstar not cool. Physics display. Ping pong is like the one sport everyone can play. They did a hell of it. It's not like playing Madden. Ping pong you can play.

It was a hell of a ping pong. It's like accidentally one of like the most in-depth sports games ever. The big pong game? Can I see it? They made it. It's going to look like ping pong. But they made it as. And I'd like to see it.

An example for like how to do physics in future GTA games. They needed like a test like zone for GTA physics essentially. It feels like. ping pong. Yeah. It feels just like ping pong. Yeah. It looks like ping pong.

What do you mean feels like ping pong? Well, the angles and the... But it doesn't feel like ping pong because you're not actually playing ping. Is it first person? But it's not like a wee. No, right. Because I was just looking up Rockstar games the other day. We just randomly have...

Oh, this is... Oh, yeah. Lockstar developed in that engine. This is... This is ping pong. Oh, yeah. Wow, Nick, you were right. I don't know about it.

They've never missed. see okay um for some reason the slow out wow what a point it's got like a super well done like

ladder of difficulty and gets like extremely hard at the end and like you can control spin in like a crazy way that like apparently there's like some shit in this

that like blew people's minds if they give a fuck about like sports games interesting that gorgeous parking floor to be a real connoisseur of games like this one

like it's not just move to the right and press A to him Incredibly boring. Believably decent. Quite slow. What are the final review of this? That game sucks. What did that game come out?

What's the Rot Tomatoes? 2006. Jesus, okay. Uh-huh. Crazy. Oh, 2006. Yeah, I wonder. You going out to the president?

cup at all i was going to maybe tomorrow i have to uh do do another thing we have to do a we're playing golf a draft king's event PMT boys uh me max Hank and pft yes is that the thing they're asking for volunteers to

oh that was I think that was last night yeah there's like a week like a week and a half of openings for us to like work the merch tent oh I didn't see that oh that's for something else I volunteered so quick I think I'd really like it oh I don't I saw it.

I don't know if I opened that email. No, never mind. That'd be cool. Guys, I have to quickly add that we have lost both MOOC tonight. Oh, yeah. There's an open slot, I can't.

I feel like running. Oh, Nick really sounded like you wanted to know. Dude, I want to, I want to do it. I just, I'm not very confident. Yeah, you tried really hard to do that. I'm not very confident in my set. Mm-hmm. I don't want to be demoralized after doing it

because these are like real good comics going, and I don't want to be a downer. I would lose MOOC. Mook had a, it was a scheduling error on his end. So it's nice to know it was a valuable opportunity. If I were better at stand-up, I would do it. I- Honestly, same.

I feel for, I would do it. If I was like really, really fucking. I feel for your feelings. I would just show up in school. I wish you saw yourself the way I see you. Yeah, you're pretty fucking good, dude. Thanks, man. But you're easy.

Well. I was giving you a compliment. I know, I know, and I gave you one. Hey, we don't need you on the show. This is such a dangerous. This is a toxic cycle you're falling into now. You think so? Where anybody who likes you is easy.

Who's the easiest? Who's the easiest guy we got at the office? Who's the Luke Blutman? Yeah, that's probably right. He will belly laugh. Dante's good. Yeah, Dante's good. When he gets the giggles.

Dante's great, yeah. Yeah, especially for you. Dante loves it. If you did your set. And Kate, a crowdful of Dante. Oh, yeah. He's very nice to me, laugh-wise. Dante loves Kate.

Yeah, after he came to a show a couple months ago, and he was like, Nick, that was fine. Kate was amazing. You weren't even there. I was like, you did. Say Kate was amazing. He's the best. So anyway, there's definitely tickets available if you guys are to come. I feel bad for letting you down, but I just don't have it.

You should go. We don't need you on the stream. What? We don't need you on the stream. I don't do stand-up. I just stand-up one time in my entire life. That is it. Oh, so you're going to do the stream?

We don't need you. No, I have the Brandon Walker College Football Show at 7 o'clock. We don't need you. Who you got tonight? Just a couple of guys that I always do. Jeff Collins will break down the X's and O's, and the film guy will be there to do the X's and O's too, which is very repetitive. But, yeah, we have to push back to 7 because, actually, we'll be competing with the stream,

so that's not good. Wait, why you have to push the 7? Because they apparently put that out of college football show. show at six on Thursdays even though they could do it earlier, but they kind of moved me. Are you feeling confident about this weekend? Why do they do that? They could put that thing out at 4 o'clock.

That thing lives all weekend. Jake Bass. Might be a bad guy. He's not at all. He's not at all. But maybe a bad guy thing? No. Maybe? No. A little.

Mm-mm. No, no. Not even close. Started at five. I guess I could start my first. They were first. You're competing with your own show? Yeah, yeah. I'm getting bumped by myself.

Oh, yeah, you're on. You're on that show. Getting bumped by myself. Yeah. Can we see if Greg can zoom in from the bleachers? Yeah, we gotta. He can't zoom in when he has full internet. His computer is broken?

He didn't make the plans for this. This isn't an impromptu game. Who could have seen it coming? Oh, man. dude Greg with the chiefs go on a run Greg just oh I got Greg this weekend oh my God you do have Greg this weekend if you I think this is the year Greg Brennan

I'm sorry to say I don't know I'm gonna send him this weekend for you but I'm gonna send him to Zoom link if he can join if they if they beat me I'll let him come yeah he's he might be hot he might be hot right now chiefs are back but at the same time whenever he's involved with one of our productions he always fails right Right? That's true. So is he going to be a guy like Mincy who just,

Menci's his way through life and his team wins all the time, or is he going to be a guy who? Maybe he's like teams win, but he doesn't somehow, you know. Like he, I don't know. Maybe that's the balance. Every time he's in a big spot, he will choke. I didn't realize. Teams are going to be good.

He came to thank me and shake my hand today for mentioning, for shouting him out when I was talking to drink with. but when I said, hey, coach, do you know who Green Greg is? Drinkwood said, who? And that's what he thanked me. Oh, boy. What up, boys. What's up, baby.

How are we doing? Let's go. I know that. I know that I anywhere. I know that I anywhere. Is that SCO? Yeah. What's up, Scho?

What's up, Scho, boys? Sco, do I, do you work, do you work for me? I hope so. Okay. How close are you? Yeah, he's in. What's that? Show us the field.

Lower the camera quality. Way too clear. Show us to. Just heard of the right. Wow. Get us down as a... Oh. We're having a time.

What's that guy doing behind you with the hoodie on? I don't like you. Hey, here's PCA. All right, stay. I don't know if you can show me. it. A live home run, though? I don't know if you're allowed to show it. Can they? Greg's going to pull a Bartman. I have no idea. I think under like 60 seconds is fine. I can't tell if they're.

So don't show it right now. See if he gets on base that maybe we can watch PCA historically get 40-40 through the eyes of green gray. Oh, they're in dead center. I told him I loved him. He didn't, he didn't respond. Who? PCA. How far away was he? Where was he? Center field. And you're where? The bleachers. Okay. Okay, great. Give us a... Right, there's the scoreboard.

Okay. I see it. I see this. Wait, where's the scoreboard? Got it. Got it. Greg, give us a play-by-play. All right, strike one down the middle.

It's actually a two-one count. Oh, it's too warm. You said strike one, though. That's correct. Yeah. Still strike one. Tyler Phillips, from the windup, he's a doll. He can pitch.

Yeah. He's a dog. Gauntlet. Pop up, left field, out of play. Out of play. Two, two. There's a young big cat right behind him. That guy looks just like you.

Which guy? That guy right there that's standing up now. Oh, kind of. A little bit. I get it. Hey, buddy. Hey, man. Lots of tension.

What's he whispered? Hey, tell him no secrets. No secrets. He's like, is that Barstles'co? Tell the guy behind you, no secrets. That's a Viva. A little. Other guy.

He said good No secrets Good He might get on base I have him stolen base Greg's gonna get jumped in the bleach Right after this

I'm gonna get What'd you say Is that Jack McCarthy top right? Yeah Film some more people Without their consent Hold up There's Doug

Strikeout Strikeout Foutchip. You guys. We're alive, we're a lot. Hold up. I believe we're closer to PCA than they are. It's kind of insane, right?

All right, you pitch? Y'all. All right. We go ahead. Oh, my God. All right. Come on these. All right.

Now you can show the field for 60 seconds. What? Show the field a little bit. You want me to do it right before they pitch? Yeah. All right. Greg, did somebody think you were burns? Yeah.

No way. No way. Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you were joking. All right, here we go. That was serious? You can't show the field for 60 seconds. We said it could.

We're going. We saw it live. That actually is awesome. Wow. That is so sick. How about that? Fuck yes. What happened to the audio?

Oh, there's Nick. Watch them review it and say he's out. Yeah, I'm there. What can Greg start? Oh, my gosh. Oh. No, we didn't say anything. No, we're not saying anything.

No, we're not saying anything. Oh, that was incredible. Put the ear up. What a scene. Oh, I love it. What a beautiful day. Yes. Oh, Scow, give us something.

Let's go. Let's go give us something. What's on? It's still loud. Oh, yeah. Classic Scho. Just say something. Yeah.

You got a catchphrase or anything? That rigged me field. Greg, I'd let's see the guy directly behind you. Which one? The one directly behind you. This guy? No, the other one. directly.

Oh, God, damn it, Greg. Greg, directly. Yeah. That's Connor Griffin. And Wyatt. And Mike. And Nick.

It's all three. Okay, never mind. All right. Great flow. Finish that, Greg. I'm like that lady with the bangs all there.

I'm way more interested in every person that's not those two. Oh, yeah. Oh, go. They're both doing. It's all over him. He's spilling it everywhere. Yeah.

Demon time. Scos driving home. 41. He sold third? What happened, Greg? If Greg throws up. Craig, what happened? Tell us what happened.

What's holding the camera? What happened? What? What fucking happened? Oh, uh... I don't think you got a stolen base. I think you were just advanced a third. Okay.

oh all right all right Greg have fun see you buddy you guys history hey Rick I got a clap coming for

barcel Chicago he's not on the show there he's ready god damn it 4040 where were you

well I guess see you guys see you guys Sunday I'll see you Saturday night you want to go Starkville

we can we can we can scratch bowling green I guess he can't advance on a truck Greg wants to leave the Bowling Green USF game early to watch that, and I think that we should say they're the whole game. Not a, no. All right, do you want to go to Starkville?

No. What's going on right now? I don't know. What's going on right now? No, no. All right, Greg. We got to see 4040 with through the eyes of green Greg. That's how I always thought I'd see it.

Yeah. That is pretty awesome I'll remember that forever I took my son to the game last night And I was like Pumping him up And I was like we're about to see 4040 And he got on base and almost stole

Little did I know I wouldn't share that moment with my son I'd share it with green grass He's like a son to you Yeah Tell him something's happening with gray He's hot right now That is

He's hot Tell For him to steal that base right away You gotta be worried burning Special stuff Because the first half of his tenure at Barstool. Was bad.

I didn't even know he worked here for a while. Chiefs moved. Chiefs moved immediately. We couldn't hire the guy from Kansas because we needed somebody. Missouri. Coming up on a year. Wow. Wow. What a year.

Contract talks. I need a highlight tape. That negotiation. Crazy year. First of all, he has to introduce himself to Dave. I mean, I could probably get him to take less money. I think Burns invited. Home child.

Discount, Greg? Thinking hometown discount? Yeah. Sure. Who hear out other offers first? As he should. I would like Greg to get an agent. The funny thing is, like, not the two barstles run, but someone would hire Greg at this point because of him.

I think so. I mean, they wouldn't hire him for a lot of... Greg would basically be able to go out and get like a referral link on a polymarket site. But that would be. something. Yeah. That would be something. Buss him with the Greg.

Yeah. I need them to poach him so bad. You would be worth it? I have become very fond of Greg. Greg and with the boys. Just barstool Greg doing this thing. Man. All right, Stephen, what do you got for us today?

Anything good? Your shirt looks wet. What's that shirt? Metallica. Oh, sure. It's not. It's just, that's the print. Okay. See, Devante Adams had the purple Taco Bell card. Only him and Kevin Hart are the only people to have that.

You get unlimited Taco Bell whenever you want. Those guys could afford Taco Bell. Yeah. Right. Well, what a, I mean. They should give that to somebody. If you had one of those, would you just only eat at that restaurant? I don't think I would eat it anymore.

Oh, you definitely would eat it more. You don't think so? It would ruin it almost. It would ruin it, but you would find yourself eating it more. you're not eating there to eat there you're eating there to show off that you can eat there so i think you would do it taco bell's delicious but there's no way any talkable employee knows what to do when they see the purple card right i got yeah it's probably just very confusing it's not part of their training like what's this you like tap it yeah you're a rana part of their employee training is like and by the way if kevin heart

comes into this taco bell yeah what would be the one card you have to give them free salupus what would be the one card you want for life like that's a good question question. Oh, I got one. There's something expensive. Like what? Chick-fil-A reached out right now with a card for life. I think I...

Yeah, but what... The MLB card is amazing. Yeah, that card is awesome. Do they use it? I don't think so. It's 10-year veterans that can go, they get a card. A gold card. They can go to any Major League Baseball game for the rest of their life.

They just show up and they get two seats. Two of the best seats, yeah. Who showed it to you his, remember? Oh, shit. That was cool. That is cool. I like that a lot. Chase Utley?

Chase Utley. Chase Outley. Yeah, yeah. What about the, wasn't there the unlimited flight one for like a million for your life? Oh, dude. And they can't handle that pretty quick, but that one guy has it. That's a sick card. Just being able to walk up and be like two tickets.

The card is even sicker than the privileges. Well, and also just walking up and having, like, being like, do you know who I am? Like handing them the card has got to be a cool feeling. But the people that. A celebrity card too, I know. Really. That would be a pretty good one. The people they give those cards to don't need the card.

That's right. I feel like the cards don't ever get used. If there was like a purple card giveaway for a college student. Yeah. You could probably do like a hunger game situation for that. Oh, in college. Hunger games. Oh, my God.

Yeah. A ride share app, I wouldn't mind. Wow. That adds up. Uber for life. Yeah. That is good. If you're listening.

That's just having a chauffeur. Yeah. The whole company is. Yeah. Can you do every private jets? Airline would be sick. Having the guy who got the lifetime. That's sick.

That's sick. that's a it's kind of like the frontier pass yeah think about it is pretty similar I think there needs

to be something between first class and then private jet they're like trying hard to create it but it hasn't really worked out

what would it be yeah it's like 15 seats on the plane and they're all really nice and it's more than first class

but less than a private jet but it's like for me it'd be like more convenience of entry like

pooling up to the plane right they have right on. Yeah. Oh, they do? I think so. I think like Francis has that. Emirates does that. Yeah. Francis has that? I think Francis has, right up to the plane. I think he has the thing above diamond. It's like carpooling a private jet. It's like we're all going to the same place. They have those, yeah. Ah. It's a, yeah. P.J. But let's split the cost. Yeah. Yeah. It's, yeah. It's, yeah.

Or something. Yeah. If you get like a greeter, they drive you to the plane. But that I don't really understand either because like the whole point of a P. You just get to decide when you want to leave. Yeah. And when you want to come back, if you have to do it with a bunch of other people, that's just a, that's just a flight. Yeah. Yeah, it is just a flight.

Yeah. Like if you're like, your flight's at three o'clock, you don't get to decide. It's like, well, that's just a flight. Yeah. If you are in the PJ world, do you think you feel insecure by people with sicker PJs than you? And it makes you feel bad about yourself the way you did before you were rich? I don't know. I think there's definitely some people who have, like, giant ones that you probably are like,

damn. I mean, there's ones that are ridiculous. Is there anybody, like, riding a clunker? Yeah. Yeah, they're not falling apart. I mean, they're not falling apart, but we fly, when we do the college football show, we fly in, like, not huge ones. They're, like, you know, little.

They have, like, woodchuck paneling on the side. They go faster, so that's almost nicer. That's almost better. What? To have, like, a smaller, you don't want, like, tiny, but, like, I don't know if you'd want, like, a behemoth, PJ. Those go pretty fast, though. Those do go fast?

Yeah. I think they do. The big boys go fast. Yeah, I think they go fast. Yeah. This is kind of what you're talking about. 30 people. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but that's exactly, yeah. That's just a flight on a flight. That's just a more expensive flight. It's a solo seats, you pull up to the plane. Okay, all right, the solo seats are nice. You go right up to the plane, you come right off on the tarmac. But the element of being able to decide when you want to go. That's what makes it private.

It's a pretty, yeah, big piece of it. Like, hold on, we're waiting on what you. Just rolling up and just being like, let's, let's go. You don't have to rush. Right. What percentage of people who, like, are the ones responsible for the private jet take photos and post them in front of the private jet? Or is that mostly for, like, guests? Yeah, they're like one-offs.

Yeah. It's like not the move, right? I mean, Dave, I don't think it's full in commercial and forever. I only got to ride the PJ once to Talladega for work. And I went to Goodwill and I bought, like, seven different outfits and I did a whole photo shoot on it that I posted on. It got a lot of numbies. And Dave was on that plane sitting next to me. You change clothes.

And I never got invited back. Can you imagine? Yeah, but like when we go for college football show, the benefit of the private plane is the fact that when we finished the college football show, like we were in Michigan. We finished the college football show at 1145. I was like back on my couch. There was a time change, but like at 1230.

So it's like you just leave right away. That is. That's like unbelievable huge. Yeah. Yeah, on a plane 20 minutes after you, your own set. No bullshit. No security. Is there a better convenience or even benefit from being ultra rich than...

No, I think it's the number one. What else is? I think that's why Dave does it. It's like, that's the number one thing is being able to, like, come and go as you please. So amazing. Yeah, last year we were in Mississippi at, what, 8 a.m., home by two? Right. But you love airports, Brandon.

Well, I do. But there's still... No, I... but the convenience of being able to walk, shut your door, walk in, show your ID, get on a plane, and you're in the air in seven minutes. Right. It is unbelievable.

That's the worst part to me. Oh, no. That was what you went with? Oh, okay. Another one. Yeah. Better. Okay, better.

The first one was, what was the first one? I tried to find things. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. That's good. Wasn't laughing. What was the first one, Keith? I was trying to find food.

What emotion are you trying to convey? What is that your casual face? Yeah, the dress didn't. Is that a dead woman's dress? The same color as a seat. You got that off of a dead woman from 1920. Colonial dress. I fucked that up.

One chance. The other ones were good. I do think that. You were just going in and out and changing the whole time? Yeah. I think Dave, like, genuinely. I don't think that dress has ever been worn on a PJ. What's this?

Oh, free pads. Okay. Hey, you've really changed. The top hat. That could have been yesterday. Oh, man. That's great. That's awesome.

If Barstool gave a card of 10 years of tenure, what would it get you? 50% off the store? That's right. Yeah. for sure discount at the store one free cone every year how many uh get your free cone on your birthday how many people are 10 years here

like 20 or 30 your boys getting 10 years next week wow so it might be more I think mincy said he just hit 6 which blew my mind I'm at 7 probably more I mean it's definitely so if Stephen anybody that predates me would be All business Pete

Chaps are you 10 years Chaps 10 8 or 9 I'm close PFT's 10 Kyle you're 9 almost eight almost eight whoa good about you time seven no it doesn't long eight

what about donnie Johnny yeah yeah donnie was one I mean Barstle idol what year Donnie does he was before me

he's probably 10ish I think that was 2018 damn was he in the mantis class yeah really so 2016 is when was the first New York move happened New York move happened

in July We opened up the office late August 2016. So some real deal expansion started. That was when it started blown. Yeah. That's when like Pete and like loudshund. That's when your 10-year guys are starting. All the, yeah.

Brain, are you having a horrible cramp right now? Your leg's going nuts. I'm just muscular. What are you talking about that? It's like spasming, yeah. You're just a fucking freak. It's nature. You're right.

My calf sometimes just does its own thing. Don't bring attention. I've never noticed it. Massage it, Nick. Yeah. No, I'm not going to give you my calf. It does. It does do it.

Now you got me thinking about it. My whole leg's freaking out. Che, how do you want to celebrate your 10 years? We should pie you. You want a pie, Che? Yeah, let's pie them. You know what pie? Like, it's just one good pie to the face?

Ten pies. Ten pies? Ten pies? Yeah. That sounds like a... It sounds like we're buying them. I had a birthday party in second grade, I think, where it was, do you remember the show, What Would You Do?

Oh, yeah. Mark Summers. And then we got a bunch of pies and everyone got a pie in the face. He just pie at each other? It was like organized, but yes. That's no one organized pie. That was a great show. Wait, so Stephen, what's the date for your tenure?

October 3rd, so it's a Saturday. Oh, shit. You got to do something. Your first day was on a Saturday? Rico. Shout out, Rico. Nice. We'll do colors to me.

are 10 years of Chee but you really it's only like 10 years of Che would you watch that documentary 10 years of Che? Oh wait it'd be nothing but yak clips the yak is 10 years in like three months right I thought it was 2018 oh 2018 20 I thought it was 2017 yeah 20 2018 how did she end up in the booth he literally came up to me and just said I want to produce the show and I said fine oh and you didn't say can you produce a show well No, he asked to produce it, and I said, fine. And then I hated him so much for the first six months.

He wanted to do, we did an hour of radio, and he wanted to do like an hour prep meeting. And I think I did it once, and I said, I'm never doing this again. And that was still while you were in ad ops? Yes. Were you all friends before? No. At what point in the show did you start razzing him? I think it was about six months.

We were like, oh, this guy's a freak. I feel like earlier, but yeah. Yeah. We started as a gambling show And that lasted maybe three days So did you discover his love for the bucks Before he was in the booth? We always knew he was a weirdo

Because he was doing his bucks film to no one Yeah Like publishing videos Yeah having like two likes Who were your work friends Are they still up Steve? Some of them were vine clips But the tweets will be there

Nice So I don't know if the media will display properly But yeah we had power 85 series channel for a year and then we were going to move to a full i think it was 12 hours of original programming so it's something very long and they were going to hire a producer to do all shows and it just kept ticking down and i was asking mikey fowler and marcon like hey like i'd be happy to do any show for free like i would just love to do this and then i think mark cone sat me down he's like uh two things like you can there's two things uh

there is a show available. You can do it, but it's at 6 p.m. Eastern. Yeah, the evening. And it's a big cat's show. He's like,

you have to talk to him if he's cool with that. I remember the conversation. I was sitting in my corner by the pile and you came up with like an entire presentation. You're like, I want to talk to you about producing the show. And you were like going to give me a whole spiel. And I was like, yeah,

that's fine. Yeah. And then it's just that was, that was the decision that changed the rest of my life because then I just became in, the most invested Che holder of all time I have all the stock in Chee we split the stock a few times

given into a few different people but I still yeah I still have by far the majority of the station Chase stock Chee what was your first big moment where you truly started making waves and had people talking about you what was your welcome to the league

I don't know where you were the when you were the star of a show was it a Dave Portnoye show and he called you out for hey, budding him? He was a star before that. I don't know. I've gotten called out, or I guess the first thing that brought me

into the content world was, I think Trent or someone told Frankie that I was doing the Bucks tape. And then Dave came downstairs and was just giggling. And he was like, can I write about this? He's like, you're not content. He's like, can I talk about this?

And I said, yeah, sure, do whatever you want. And then so maybe that, but that was not Yak, related yeah i can't remember what your first yak that first i i have like zero memory of that first year just because i i mean it was a night show it was a night show for a year yeah yeah right yeah monday through friday yeah me corobus and rhone so what changed you had a kid had a kid and we also we changed to uh full day programming yes so that was why we moved to the middle of the day because at first it was just

I want to say we just had what like the afternoon and then the night when was Barstle Radio a day was that like 4 o'clock 5 o'clock yeah it was the afternoon I think that was 4 to 6 yeah and then we were directly after that yeah and then there were like high haters was a program

man Arcel Chicago I feel like there was something else too oh it was expansion okay but yeah there were a bunch of stuff going It's crazy to think about we did me and chaps did 10 to midnight for a year which was like

it was just truckers calling in and being like we'd be like call in with what you're hauling they just tell us like I got

50 tons of wire in the back and all right next caller doing doing radio at 6pm was not fun yeah that's a weird time

it was it definitely was probably hungry as hell right hungry as hell want to go home radio yeah

too late we also were only going to be Monday through Thursday and then I think think we're going to do like the first Friday. Yeah.

And then I think Eric came in. It was like, oh, you guys are doing this Friday? And we're like, yeah, I guess. She was like, all right. And then that was just... We just stopped. Yeah, 6pm on Friday. It sucked.

Oh, brutal. But yeah, it was before I had kids, so it wasn't as bad. But yeah, it sucked. We would do it in the farmer's insurance office and then audible to the, to one of our cars in the parking lot because the Wi-Fi was better. Oh, the car? Some days. Yeah, it was kind of thrown.

thrown together half hazard. Jay, when did the Cheyehive? Was it something that happened that the hive was like, we need to assemble for him? Or it was like, no, we just like him. So we're making a hive. I don't know. That feels like a gradual build. Okay.

Yeah. Shout out Sacksboy. Sax boy, bill. A huge. I would actually love to hear the hour-long presentation he had for you. I don't know if it was an hour. I mean, I'm sure I put something together. I would watch 10 years of Chea.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's been fun. It's been a dream. Frankie Breilly also started the same days as me. Shout out to him. 10 years of Frankie.

Never mind. I'd watch 10 years of Frankie first. That'll be better. Yeah. I think he was a little after. His voice is carrying today. It's crazy. He's shouting up there.

He just wants us all right. What are you saying? Yeah, he's really energetic. Good Lord. I thought he was in the studio when I came back from him. He's so far away from us. Well, am I wrong? Because he told when he got told he needed surgery yesterday,

He got the news and then immediately started making the rounds to tell all of us. And it was almost like he was excited about this bad news because he got to tell us about it. And then he got the other news that he didn't need it. And then he was excited again because he got to go around until us again. Just wake me up in October. He walks in front of you and just wants, he like, he'll stand in front of you until you say, what's up, Mincy. And then he's like, got a whole thing. Yeah.

He really does it to everyone in the office. He's standing on one foot on his bad ankle. Yeah, yesterday. Yeah. Yesterday he walked up to me and said, terrible news. That's the thing he did to me. Yeah. And I just said, yeah.

Yeah. And then he walked away and I was like, I need to file that away. Yeah. Don't ask him what terrible news. Same. And I was like, Mincy, I was at the doctor with you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he repeats.

Right. Make sure to spread it. It's really hard to talk about, but I'm going to tell you a third time. Maybe we should just get like a loud speaker and just be like, Mincy, you get five minutes. Tell the whole office. We'll do the announcements. Morning announcements.

Yeah, just get it out of the way. What do you thought? That's an amazing idea. Yeah, that's it. No more. Also, we don't even have to turn the thing on. Correct. We can just get a microphone, put it in one of the conference rooms,

pretend it's plugged in. Corrective announcement. This actually saves everyone time. I'll have Tate set it up. The office morale would sky rock. Oh, my God. I mean, what would really happen is he would say, I'm not sure if you heard the morning announcements.

Yeah, you're right. You now has the morning announcements as a subject to talk. Your answer doesn't matter. Yes or no? B. Those phogo to chow coasters. It's a lot of time. Pop one every morning.

I don't know. Those fogo to chow coasters. We could all keep them at our desk. And you know how at the restaurant, if it's red? But if you're open to it, you can flip it to green. He can come talk to you. Maybe that's what we do with the dot stickers. Yeah, you keep on.

TJ, will you check your checks? Where do you get that chair? I don't know. The green one. I think that might have been an advisor's chair that somehow made it upstairs that when he sits in. It feels like it was a prop chair.

It's his. That he's somehow finagled. It's his forever. He might be up there hollering about his good personal friend, Taylor McGregor's update that she just posted. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, Stephen.

Your son is going to be very upset. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Where's she going? Does she announce it? or just announced that she's leaving? ESPN. Full-time reporter for ESPN.

Wow. Good for her. She deserves that. She's great. As if Mince wasn't going through enough. Yeah, a rough week for him. Yeah, Brandon, you'll be coworkers with her now. Che, it's confirmed you are the top-pinned contact on his phone.

Yes, that's pretty wild. Why? We do not text very often. Because they're fantasy football podcast. Yeah. Five years ago? Four years ago? Maybe he's just a guy who pins it and then just doesn't know how to.

In fairness, I do not know how to pin text. I didn't know you. I didn't know you could until I heard you guys talk about it. I didn't know that. Really? Kyle, I got you pinned. Somebody show me. I hate that new feature where you can tell or when someone's typing.

Oh, even in group chat. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to see. That's too intimate. Yeah. I'm nervous sending. See you in the group chat.

I stutter. See in your eye stutter. Send it. We got a special guest. Hey. What is going on, dude? It was kind of a tough week. It was a lot of fun, but the lack of 5G really killed me.

How many times did you get lost? I mean, for at least an hour every day. But like, so I could get an Uber from my hotel to wherever I was going. and I'm not like really close to, I wasn't really close to any of my destinations, so that was fine. Then I'd start drinking, which didn't help, and like eating and having fun, then travel farther away from my destination. And then if I couldn't find a taxi, I'd have to walk around looking for Wi-Fi to then get an Uber back to my hotel. And have you been in Jersey? Where have you been?

What cities? I was in Germany in Munich for three or four days, and I've been in Zurich for three days. And you got out on the train like 100 miles short? Yeah. I don't know if something, like I fell asleep and then saw a sign for something Zurich, and I scrambled and got off. And then I was just in this like little village with again, no 5G, nothing. So then I had to walk around, like, almost crying to try to find someone to let me borrow some Wi-Fi and then get an Uber all the way to Zurich. And how far were you from Zurich?

I think it was like a hundred of whatever metrics they fucking need. It was 100 away. I was 100 metrics. I just got to get back. And Deutsch, the Verizon issue, are you suspecting foul play? She was really nice and very helpful, but if for some reason there was some foul play, if it wasn't me, it would be funny, but in the back of my head, I don't know. It's just like

It's very difficult and very stupid on my part To just not have like access to all of that And just like send a Venmo For whatever my part of the payment is every month Which has been fine But when you need When you're at a foreign land And you need 5G

And you can't get any 5G It's tough Yeah Have you been to October Fest before? I have I went a couple of years ago. And you don't, do you remember the lay of the land at all?

Obviously not, I guess. Is it the same spot? Is it the same general? It's the same spot. But to get a hotel close to there, it's super expensive. My hotel was like pretty far away. So it wasn't like walking distance. And you didn't have these issues last time?

Last time, last time I had 5G and I was walking distance. What's been the highlight? Yeah. Are you showing these guys? What have you done? No. No, there's been a lot of fun in between, but like the tent was awesome. Drinking with like Germans and Australians and everybody was a lot of fun.

Yeah, are you blowing their minds? Are you representing us well? The Germans don't really like it. What makes you say that? After watching Beer Fest, I thought that that was like huge. I think Broken Lizard might have led me on a little bit there. They're just kind of like shake their head, but like the Australians and Italians thought it was pretty cool, I guess. Okay.

But they didn't say like, they weren't wild at all, or was there anybody that could chug like you? No one could chug like you, right? No, a couple people could try. I was in a one of the... Only a couple could try. I was in one of the smaller tents this year, and it wasn't like as outrageous as one of the ones I was in last time. But it was like a very nice, fancy tent.

Did you do any like truly scummy shit? Did I? Yeah, like something sleazy. No, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything that bad. I just ate and drank terribly. And got lost. I ate, drank, and got very, very lost.

One of the most confusing vacations ever. When I got off that train that prematurely, the feeling was like, you know when you're a little kid and you get lost somewhere and you're about to like, you don't know what to do, you're too afraid or you don't, like you want to talk to a manager or someone to get over the intercom to like call your mother and you're, you're about to like, you're. just like about to start crying, I was like wandering around for hours. What was going to be your move? If you had to ask someone, would they have like... Well, I just needed Wi-Fi. And there was like, I was wandering around by like kind of farms. With all your luggage?

Why not go back to the train and just hop back on and have it finish the job for you? I mean, all the signs were foreign. I didn't know. Aren't you with friends, too, Doits? Are you just separating from them every morning? The friends were on the other side of the train. The trains aren't that wide, Joyce. I thought you're going to sit on the other side of the country.

Got up in love. Wait, wait, wait, time out. You're with people? All right. This is what happened, and it's really bad. Oh, no. They were in, like, the front first, class area on the plane or the train.

I was on the tail end of the train. I saw the sign for Zurich. I panicked. Ran out to see if they were already outside. I ran to the very front. I knocked on the window and there was a woman sitting next to one of my friends. And I got her to get his attention and he lifted his hands up. Like, what are you doing?

Like, get back on the train. And I ran for the door and the door closed right in my feet. face. I thought you were alone. It makes you getting lost way funny. You're with a group of people. Oh, every day I was with a group of people who were the best. I had so much fun with them.

But they stayed in different areas, and I really, I need a handler if I ever do that. Did you try chasing the train at all, be honest? No, I didn't chase the train, but when it slammed in my face, I almost started crying. You remember the name of the town you were in? Because I would love to see how far. How much was your Uber? It was like $200-something. Wait, do you have a...

I mean, that was nothing compared to like whatever, like the search for Wi-Fi. If it started getting dark, I just was thinking of all the worst situations. Wait, so what town were you coming from? Munich to Zurich. Munich to Zurich. I pulled the map. Can you pull up your Uber and go to your trip and see where it picked you up? Did you have to cross the border?

Is there a Zurich adjacent kind of town name? I looked it up. It was like the third stop. There's eight stops. I believe and I got off. So you weren't even halfway there. It was like the third or fourth stop. What did your friend say when you finally reunited with them?

Were they like, dude? There you are. I mean, they think everything that I do that was stupid was funny. But, yeah, they're like, oh, that sucks. Bad rags? He was in Flum. He was in Flum. Oh, fuck.

Do you have the name? You thought bad rags was Zurich? I woke up in, like, a panic. Would you have the name? Can you look up your Uber? Can you look at your Uber? Because I'd love to go to Street View and be your shoes. Yeah, I want to wander around.

Yeah, probably beautiful, right? Not when you're in like the panic I just I thought I was going to die Yeah They're brutal over there And it's like kind of mountainous Seems like That's an expensive Uber

I think it's expensive So is he in bad rags or flums What's bad lags Bad rags Bad rags? Yes Oh you weren't That's where you were Bad rags

Yeah I go to bad rags. Oh, you weren't even close? You were in bad rags? Yes. So you just thought you had been to sleep a lot longer than you actually were and freaked out. Yes. And I met some other people on the train.

Oh, no. There goes that 5G again. Losing bad rags. It sounds like a really stressful trip. Wait, can you see bad rags real quick? He sounds like still pretty shaking up. He was in Leach and stuff. I want to see Bad Rags.

Street View. I mean, imagine the people in Bad Rags. That looks beautiful. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah, being like, who is this? This is where he was in. Mammoth American who's about to cry. He's just in the middle of a lovely town.

Right in the mountains. The safest place in the world. Switzerland. He felt unsafe. He was in the Amazon. In a small Switzerland town. Okay. That's a highway.

Coming in? Well, let's see where the train. Go back. Yeah, go back to the, do we know where the train is? It does look incredible. He just accidentally did rat race. Okay. That's nice.

All right. Okay, so we're a panicked Deutsch. Oh, my God. That's gorgeous. And he's scared of shit. Boyce. The most beautiful town we've ever seen. That's the best place to have.

Look at this. It's perfect. And you're just walking around crying. Who's got Wi-Fi? We lost them. Oh, my God. But also, you're violently hung over. Oh.

And just woke up. Do it? Boy, Badricks. Incredible. He was cranky. Yeah, it was gorgeous, but there wasn't exactly like a Starbucks where I could hop on some Wi-Fi. So you were just walking down this street? Wow.

It was beautiful. Did the train station have Wi-Fi? Did you try that? Yeah, I couldn't. get on any Wi-Fi. What if we see him? So where did you walk? Just a weeping giant man.

He's like the Yeti in the background. Which way did you go? I want to retrace your steps. Does any of this look familiar? It all looks kind of familiar. He's lost right now. Was he also 20 years deep at that point? How drunk were you? I hadn't had it.

I really like, I got absolutely hammered at the festival, but I was just like, on the train, sweating through my clothes, feeling terrible, just crammed in there, and I woke up in a panic, and I saw something Zurich on the sign,

and I was like, shit, this is 50-50, even though it was never close to 50-50, but I got off, and yeah, that's where everything went wrong. I mean, the other days I got lost, it's like, whatever, I'm going to be able to figure this out,

It might just take a while, but that was, I didn't know how far away I was, and I was very far away. Did you have a phone charger with you? Yeah, I had a phone charger with me the whole time, which was good. That's good. All right, so you're flying back tonight? I'm flying back tomorrow first day. A spa resort town. About an hour from Zurich.

Are you getting lost tonight? No, I'm in for the night. Okay. I just went out to dinner, said goodbye. to some of my friends and I'm taking an Uber to the airport at like 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Tom, is it there right now? It's 907. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, get back safe, Deutsch. Yeah, excited to have you back. Yeah, I'm excited to get back. I did go on a boat today on Lake Zurich.

Was it sick? Oh, it was so sick. Tina Turner's house on Lake Zurich. Oh, nice. Didn't know that was the thing. What a vacation. It's incredible. I've seen the interview from there.

Is Tina Turner? No. She's dead. Dead. No. Super dead. She's got to be dead. She's been dead.

No, she has like a fancy husband from there. Did you know? She's dead, though. She's been dead 15 years. What? Maybe not that long. Ten years? How long has Tina Turner been dead?

She ain't a lot. Did you know she was dead, Deutsch? Oh, she just died. I didn't know she was dead. When is she gone? 20, 23. The age of 83. Our lady boat driver tour guy just goes, that's Tina Turner's boat house and her house where she, I thought she still lived there.

Damn, I'm sorry. Sorry you had to find out this way. I took a ton of photos. Okay, great. Good. Maybe I can put together some sort of... Oh, can you make us like a slide show? Like a vacation slide show?

A PowerPoint or something. Oh, would love that. I would love a PowerPoint next week. Absolutely. Okay. All right. Well, get back safe, Deutsch. All right.

Sorry, I worried you guys. That's all right. It's all right. I wouldn't say worry. I was worried. I wasn't worried. You ready to get to work? We were worried for Switzerland.

I just figured you would be back eventually. Yeah. I cannot, I cannot wait to get back and get back on a Verizon Tower. Yeah. All right. See you, Deutsch. Safe flight. We have a clip we need to show. Oh, what is it?

Oh, my God. If we asked you, would you come to the internet invitation next week? Would I go? Was Frasolio on camera? What? No. Oh, my. Play that again.

Was that who I thought it was? Yes. That was who said it. That was who said it. We asked you, would you come to the internet, national next week? Would I go? Was Fasoli on camera to show? Fasol.

Oh. Oh my god. No fucking way. The Bronch shell. Amazing. Unbelievable. That's Wassoli. Always there is,

maybe. Sully is supposed to hate him, though. So he's probably conflicted, right? No, he puts the stool first. He's going to tell LeBron to shut the fuck up. Keep my name out of your mouth. Yeah. Just so you know my boss hates you.

Yeah. So I hate you too. Incredible. I guess also kind of bigger LeBron said he'd be in the internet invitational next year. That's not bigger. That's not bigger than I'm saying. LeBron James just said Fasoli. LeBron James.

Fasol. Unbelievable. How many from people has he ever acknowledged from Barstool? None. Soli's probably the first Yeah Holy shit Yeah

I'm beaming with pride What a guy Oh my God Soli Oh man I need for Soli to Oh That's unreal

That's insane That's unreal All right let's spin the wheel Has he responded Thanks Julio Thank you guys Go out. Zanis? Which Zanis?

Yeah, Zanis Rosemont 7 o'clock tonight. It's going to be a good one. Thanks for having me, guys. Always good to hang. Are you back tomorrow? No, I don't think so. I'm out tomorrow. I think Eddie or I get a text.

Yeah, we'll get them. We'll get them in here. Spend it. Back on Monday. Go to Mississippi's Day. Thank you. Yeah, big time. Happy for you guys.

All right. Beautiful. All right. See you for tomorrow. We'll be on Kansas is here. All right. Love you guys.