The Yak - Zah Was Making It Rain at a Divorce Party | The Yak 4-17-23

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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always wear the joggers promo code yak 20 off first purchase rowback.com zach can you fix this small tv uh make it bigger hello everyone we're back for the first time since the case race how's everyone feeling well are you sitting so close, bro? What's going on? I just scooted down Okay I, um Every sip of beer I took

I got progressively sicker And by the end of it Not only was I very drunk But I was so stuffed up I knew I was drunk But but I was so stuffed up. I knew I was drunk, but then I watched the before and after, and I don't remember filming the after. I thought I was faking when I saw it. I was like, there's no way.

I hiccuped. Yeah. It was so funny. What a phony. But no, I— We were, like, shut. No, you and Steven. Yeah.

Winning team. Yeah, I just—ten beers is a lot for a guy like me. It was pretty quick. That was a solid case race. I thought it was very fun. It was just smooth and I liked it. The only complaint I have, and it's going to sound crazy, I'm sure people will L me in the chat,

I really wanted to get Celebrity Guesser. I really, really wanted to get it. It's like an itch that I can't scratch right now. I think next time we do it, we got to just do it, get it, and never play it again. Yeah. Because that was the only. I think we're underestimating how crazy it was that Roan ever got it.

Agreed. And I knew after we taped the case race, I said to TJ and Quiggs, I was like, put up a disclaimer, because I know the last like two hours that was terrible oh yeah it was way too long but I could have gone for ten more hours

yeah because I wanted to get it so bad I think that's the gambler in me I was like next one he was like an hour and a half of the two hours

was celebrity guesser yeah we should have pulled credits and then that was like our Marvel post we played it we played it for so long so long

because I just was convinced. I didn't realize. Next one, yeah. This is what we did. No complaining. Yeah. It was actually perfect because it was funny.

There was a solid shout out to Yak fans. It was like 20,000 plus watching it live. And then that hit and it went down to like 13. Yeah. It was like the real fucking

sickos and weirdos that I love just sitting there just watching it all take place. 7,000 people were like, yeah, fuck this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like, all right. Think of that.

7,000 people. Yeah. They're like, all right, good call. No complaints. I won't watch it. Yeah. I wouldn't have been mad. I would have just turned it off.

The crazier part is 13,000 people continue to watch it. Yeah. I'm guessing they just keep it off. They have it on the background. In the background. I wouldn't have been mad. I would have just turned it off. But the crazier part is 13,000 people continue to watch. I'm guessing they just keep it off. They have it on the background. In the background. I don't know. I hopped in. The best part about the case race is you can hop in and watch it. I was actually joking, or I wasn't joking.

I was saying to my wife, I was like, yeah, it's still going on at 5.15 on Friday night. That's my least favorite part. But I love being able to hop in and just see what's like where we're at in the course of the case race. And there were some people like this is kind of fun because it just feels like we're hanging out with our drunk friends. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I was definitely I got the least amount of like death threats that you actually had to reverse. People like you didn't drink enough. Yeah. You were cool. Yeah. People were like, yeah, you did like you didn't try. And I'm like, what didn't drink enough. Yeah, you were cool. Yeah, people were like, yeah, you didn't try.

And I'm like, what do you guys want? What do you want from me? Leaving you such a thin margin. I want you to kill yourself. Yeah, I just can't win. But it was a lot of, it wasn't nearly as many as in the past. No, I don't think anyone lost. Nearly, yeah.

I think everyone won, except for the office. Which, thankfully, the stink was gone on Friday morning. It dissipated. It was so horrific. I couldn't believe it when they said that the smell. Who said they came in and they texted? They're like, it's not that bad. And I could not believe it.

It smelled like it was ingrained in the cement. I thought we were going to get in trouble, to be honest. I was like, oh, shit. I was fully expecting a very bad email from Erica in the morning. Yeah, in hindsight, I guess the science isn't there yet for a completely sealed off portable chamber. Should have just done it on the street. Yeah.

Yeah. Do it again. That would have been the move. That thing didn't even have a floor. It was, and it spilled. And, I mean, I puked. The minute I have the hiccups right now, the minute I spit, can you pull up my puke? Because the sound I made, my body made, Max and the guys, PMT guys, were editing.

They were like, we'll be haunted forever. Oh, it was the most puke. It was the most puke sound. It sounded like I was drowning in my own vomit. Studios should use that for puke animations. If they want their character to puke, it's like a Wilhelm scream. Oh, I don't remember. There was no microphone out there, so it came all the way through.

I think it's water. You can have this one. I don't want it. I'm drinking. I'm drunk. Wait, so I don't even remember what happened with Che in there. Did he suffer at all, or was it just us? It backfired on us? Yeah. Oh, I didn't smell anything.

That smells like the seven fucking hard-boiled eggs Tommy Smokes eats every morning. No, it was so... Oh, road! That's near no good. Road! I was throwing up. Yeah, buddy. Got a simultaneous boot. Simultaneous! Yeah, buddy. Oh, road. That's near. Road. I was throwing up. Yeah, buddy. Got a simultaneous boot.

Simultaneous. Yeah, buddy. Hit it up. Get it all out. It's just, dude, we have to. Oh, we can't continue. It actually sounds like. Yeah, one more time.

It's through a glass wall. It sounds fake. Yeah. There's no mic there. Yeah, there's no mic. I actually sound like I was drowning. We can't continue on with this. That's nasty.

Sounds like diarrhea. I puked my testicles up. It was so bad. All because of that smell. And then we ate $550 worth of West African food. She was so good. My stomach hurt so bad when I got home. I couldn't fall asleep because it hurt so bad.

And I was like, oh, yeah, I probably should have eaten a pint of peanut butter fish stew. Yeah, yeah, it was good, though. It was. You never want to mix 11 beers and peanut butter fish stew. It's a recipe for disaster. It was good, though. I rode a crowded subway home and stopped at the store without realizing

I had my piggy face on. Oh, that's perfect. New York is awesome. No one even stared at me. I almost threw up on the way home because the Uber driver had worse BO

than the stinky clown. Oh, yeah, you said that. Yeah, and I was just like, I'm suffocating right now. That's crazy. And, Sass, you went out afterwards. Yeah, because you didn't drink enough for a while. I still had some gas in the...

I didn't really drink that much when I went out, though. Yeah. What are you going to say, Steven? I did barf in the Uber home, like, out the window. And the next morning, I looked at my email, and I got fined from Uber. Yeah. I got a $50 fine.

$50 isn't that bad. It's usually $200. Yeah yeah it's usually in the hundreds I would take that yeah did you get it all out of the window out of the window yeah definitely splatter on the side of the car I did but I had a body water I cleaned it I told the guy in real time but you know vitamin water hey you just attracted bees to his car did you just pour the vitamin water on his car? Didn't we talk about that one time? Like, if you're an Uber driver, like, the greatest scam ever would just pick up drunk people and then just take a picture of, like, just spill a little something. And just be like, look, you puked. Yeah, yeah.

Like, just put, like, a tomato can on the side of the car. I remember a WVU kid accidentally put his address to go to his home in New Jersey. Oh, yeah. And he went all the way to New Jersey. Yes. The driver should not have taken it. That's fucked up. That's insane. It was like $1,200. Yeah. Jesus

Christ. I wasn't hungover at all, but I think I have a bruise from Stephen Shea punching me. You were punching. You were punching? You were handsy. I was. I'm sorry. I was very excited that we won. We won, yeah. And I also, I don't

remember most of, I don't remember the last half of the show at all. Yeah, yeah. I remember everything I... You put on a vintage Che performance where you were just alternating between like writhing on the ground in pain and then like flexing on everyone. I woke up the next morning. I was like, hell yeah, we won and I didn't get too drunk.

That's weird use of singular. I had exactly half. That's why I only do individual sports that was fun i like doing them i'm like i don't ever want to do this again but then afterwards i'm like you know what that was fun really i'm the opposite i'm like doing them i'm like this is a fucking blast oh no like the actual act of like drinking super fast oh yeah yeah you wouldn't know because you weren't drinking but yeah like doing them like why am I putting myself

through this but afterwards like that was so much fun. Yeah. This was like a cleansing almost of like the whole show. Yeah. Like a reset. It was nice. I had the scaries really bad. I didn't watch it but I don't remember anything bad but

then that the before and after video, it's bad. Yeah. It was a fun time. Thank you. Thank you everyone who, who watched. They always are our biggest shows.

Like 200,000. Yeah. Those girls who watched and did the notes app. Oh, that was nuts. Those notes were very funny. Yeah. They just thought we did that every single day.

Am I allowed to say Sass is cute? No, you have to say he's hot. Sass, new shirt today, too, huh? Collar. If you actually go back, I've worn this. It's been a good bit. It's been like two years, probably.

Yeah? Stats will get it. Where's Joey? He's the only one I like. Yeah, fair. Wait, oh, they drink 20 beers every day. What do they do on this show? Just sit around and chat and you watch that?

What is this? Some girls tweeted Kate and they were like, we're on a bachelorette party and I'm watching it and everyone's filing in. It was the one girl getting ready and I think she was playing it as she got ready to go out and so all the other girls started to file in and they were like, what is this?

And so she recorded all their questions. Yeah, so here they are for the podcast. She's like like i'm getting ready to go out i need a four hour video her friends where's julie he's the one i like how do they make money from this this is four hours long they did a 12 hour episode once should we get this one hurt they said she's pregnant how old is she 35 that paint makes her look so old i don't have the heart to tell you i'm older than 35 i'm old as shit you don't say your age who's the guy in the window the painting of frank no way that's a painting they can't show beer on youtube they had two girls one one cup on the site once fair point someone who walked in wait is this the case race i love this how do you know this i watched the last one for Sass's birthday. I'm the Joker, baby.

That's awesome. Not by a lot. It's really awesome. Barely above 30. Right? I mean, dude, the first one has what? It has like 700,000 views. What? Yeah. You do crazy numbers. This one was in the 200s like almost instant. It's already almost, I think it's like 300.

Yeah. It's insane because they're so long. I know. And filled with nothing. But also kind of fun yeah that the longness is the part that like i don't like i remember everything i didn't even come close to like blacking out but it was like i i flew to nashville i was getting on my flight when it started i went home i got i landed showered met up with one of my buddies and it was still going on yeah and then it was going on for like another hour

it's the best imagine we were up and comers and a network signed us to do this once a week would you do it? depends on how much this was like the one thing that you had

like the Lyft tour the Saudis only in responsibility how many times could you go until you lost your jobs like how many times did you go though until you lost your jobs like how many weeks could you keep it together until the editors couldn't even save you it also would just become it would become like the most torturous thing my body would break

what did those australians like we'd be pulled one you fly and do that once a week right no no they're probably monthly oh yeah and there was that moment where we were just all so hammered we had the roombo with a bunch of knives attached and i was like my job is the best i i forgot that was happening like i was so drunk i didn't care about the knife robot at my yeah che kept reaching down to touch it, like, constantly, and I kept watching from in there like a nervous mom. I was like, what is he? He just kept reaching down and, like, tapping it and touching it and tapping it. I was like, oh, my God, he's going to lose a finger.

Don't remember that. Yeah, no, it was very nerve-wracking. I just remember, I watched one part, and it was when I was asking KB if he's ever seen American Gangster. Yeah, you got aggro on him. That went on for like 10 minutes. What did I say? You were like, yeah, and I was like, dude.

I have not seen it. I know, I know, and I kept on being like, don't fuck with me, bro. Don't fuck with me about this. And you were like, I've seen it twice. I would get progressively angrier. We were kind of beefing the whole time. I love beefing with people.

Dude, you're doing the Denzel quote, and you're just like, you know who that is? My man. You took salad bowl very seriously when I was playing with three mutes. Hank, Spider, and Che just could not even, like, they would just sit there and read it for like 60 seconds. Yeah. Hank was great. Hank was hilarious.

Didn't say anything for like two hours. Every time I looked at him, I gasped. Well, yeah. Good job, everyone. Did you see the kid at home who painted his face and drank along? Oh, hell yeah. And I think we beat him. Really?

Yeah. I always get, like I used to, like the last one, I don't think I got any this time, but the last one I got videos of like dudes, like 30 dudes in a room all with their own case getting ready to watch it. I think that was the second one. I think that was the last time anyone ever did that. And that is why we can't do liquor. Just be responsible for us everywhere. Yeah.

Yeah, that was fun. Good job, everyone. What else is going on? How's everyone doing? Where's Roan? He's coming back from? New Orleans. New Orleans.

Got it. Because he was saying he got drunk all weekend. I got drunk all weekend. How did the shows went well? Dude, it was awesome. It was like surreal. Where were you again? Oh, Nashville.

Yeah, Zany's in Nashville. It was crazy. You got senses of humor down there. Yeah, it was just, like, the shows were, like, all so, even, like, the last show was, like, 90 people because it was, like, oh, it started at midnight, and it was still so fun. Except you guys went to, like, 2 a.m.

Yeah, that we ended at 2, I think. You go to Winners and Losers? No, I saw it, though. I gave you a recommendation. I went to a bar next to it. That bar I think. You go to Winners and Losers? No, I saw it, though. I gave you a recommendation. I went to a bar next to it. That bar was packed. You went to Tie Game. Maybe, yeah.

I don't know. Oh, yeah, I get it now. You got that. You got that. Nashville is fun. Yeah, and everyone, dude, everyone's super nice there. So nice. Very welcoming, nice.

The TSA yesterday, they were all like nice as hell. And I was like, this is crazy. Isn't that shocking to go to a smaller airport where the TSA is kind? Yeah. Yeah. They were all like, what are you doing in Nashville? Yeah. This is weird.

It's crazy. They were all nice as fuck. I kind of like it when they're rude. Like, get the people moving. Yeah. People forget how baskets work at the airport. Oh, yeah. They freeze up. it's so ridiculous

I asked I said no laptop and the laptop stays in and he was like laptop stays in here and I was like yeah that's how it should be it should be like a normal response or they change it every fucking airport and then they get shocked that you don't know you don't have pre-check?

no I have clear I have clear too so hit or miss sometimes you wait just as long You don't have pre-check? No, I have clear. I have clear too. So hit or miss. Sometimes you wait just as long. I got both. I just fly through every airport. They have the pre-check clear at some airports. Yeah.

I cut the pre-check line. That's crazy. It's awesome. I don't think I've been in a line to get through security that's longer than like 10 minutes in the last five years. I've been in some doozies. I haven't been in a line for like the clears everywhere now. Yeah.

Hit or miss. Depends on the bigger airports. I hate when it's like in a different terminal than what I have. Denver should not even have it as an option because it just doesn't. It's like not a thing there. And then you go and it's literally longer than the actual line. Yeah. Because everyone has it now.

I've had the clear line, I've seen it once where the clear line was longer than the regular and I still did it. Yeah. Like get my money's worth. Yeah. I do it. By the way, we didn't say congratulations KB, Rui Hachimura. Oh my God.

I mean, talk about a stock that cashes in. What did he do? What did he do? 29 points in the playoff game, game one against Memphis. Yeah. It was awesome. Yeah, well, that's what I expect. Right.

You were with him in the gym. And they won. No, just in terms of like you've seen how hard he trains. Yeah. And Brandon is stuck in Mississippi for... Supposedly. At some point, the bad luck has to stop, right? He broke that windshield himself. Yeah, and Brandon is stuck in Mississippi for, I suppose. At some point, the bad luck has to stop, right? He broke that windshield himself.

He is Charlie Brown at this point. Tommy in the ER, too. Also, looking at that windshield, what happened there? I don't know. What happened? It's been like a brand. I would 100% drive with that. Is that bad? Yeah, I think so.

What's above the windshield? You think so? I don't know. I think a little tape, a few strips of duct tape on there. Yeah. Hold it together. Yeah, he's just bad luck branded. Nothing goes his way.

I mean, yeah. It kind of breaks my heart how badly he wants to not come back. Well, now he wants to come back. All these things bad happened to him. The house he put him for fell through. Everything has fallen apart. We kind of steamrolled over the fact that 250 people tried to cancel his reservations.

Yeah. Did we even say that? That was, I mean, it happened to us at Le Bonheur Den, so I'm not surprised. And I believe it was that many. Yeah. Just people calling. I remember some guy was like, yeah, one was me.

I would kill to make your life worse. He's serious. Brandon has some real haters. I think we have fake haters. He has people who hate his guts. He has real boys. He's such a likable person. We're not likable.

You don't think so. We're not in the sports world. As soon as you enter the sports world. When we go to campuses for the college football show, he gets booed no matter what. He'll pick the home team and they'll still boo him. The Ole Miss crew hates his guts. Bonafide haters.

All because of sports? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's also very He's just on this show I don't know how someone Could be like Nah I don't think it's

I think it's more fake With the act fake Yeah He's also cocky But he plays it up Like I don't think Yeah You know what I mean

Like he's He's a very good person But he does He gets in a Twitter argument Every night Yeah he likes to play the heel Yeah Yeah like watch him and Jerry

Like please Sit it out He had a moment When we went to Northern Illinois This past year for the Maction stuff. He picked Northern Illinois, gave them a bunch of love, and everyone just booed the fuck out of him. That's so funny. We got in the car after. He's like, I think I need to have a baby face change.

I need to become no longer the heel. I was like, nah, dude. He's like, yeah, probably not. He had that one moment where he was like, this is too much dude he's like yeah probably not yeah he had that one moment where he was like this is too much it's like nah keep going how was uh oh let me do the one love of his blind reunion was dog shit oh i want to hear him no i'm embarrassed that i was invested in yeah steven was had a hell of a night uh nCAR upcoming race. Geico 500, Talladega Super Speedway. Tune in to Fox at 3 p.m. Eastern.

Chase Elliott's second race back. I'm going to boost him in the Barstool Sportsbook. I'm pumped for Chase Elliott to be back. 75th anniversary of NASCAR. There's also the Chicago Street Race, which is a new race, July 2nd, 5.30 p.m. So NASCAR, tune in this Sunday, 3 p.m so nascar tune in this sunday 3 p.m chase elliott's second race back will be boosted for him to win in the barstool sportsbook uh i think all of our guys are going down i think spider and all them and large so talladega you know it will be great because it's talladega

uh and chase elliott's back he's officially, so get excited. 3 p.m. I'm going to bet it. I'm going to watch it. Everyone should bet it with me. Let's get Chase Elliott a win. Let's get him a win. NASCAR. Also, Quiggs, I think, is like the NASCAR guru.

But, yeah, check it out. 3 p.m. on Fox, 423. Chase Elliott, second race back. What are you going to say, Steven? Oh, we've got to get Quigs in here to talk about shopping day. I was too sick for it. I was the worst FOMO ever. Shopping day went with the rails so fast.

Oh, yeah, TJ. I heard. I said, like, four, and I was just like, I'm so drunk. We went to two stores. No way. It's Urban Outfitters. Urban Outfitters and Uniqlo, and then we just went to a bar for, like, six hours. That's how it works.

Yeah, I mean, it's a bar crawl. We went to one bar, and then everybody went home at like 6 p.m. That's the perfect day. Yeah. Just drink all day and then be home. I got these glasses. Fall asleep. Oh, let's see them.

Oh, those are nice. Oh, those are sick. What else did you get? That's it. Oh, glasses. So I don't know if my boy dad paid for these. Oh, whoa. Oh, hell yeah. How was don't know if my boy dad paid for these. Oh, whoa.

Oh, hell yeah. How was Wake Up Mincy this morning? Oh, yeah. I gained 20,000 followers. Oh, shit. I believe it. Yeah. I believe it. So, good.

Glad I did it. He's a monster. He just knows how to get numbers. There he is, Quigs. This was actually, it was a weird Wakeup Mincy because he had not slept yet. Oh. Yeah. At all?

Oh, he was at widespread panic. Waking up necessary. I think he was at widespread panic in Austin. Is that why the shirt? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Lucky shirt.

It was go-to-bed Mincy? I think it was go-to-bed Mincy. It's a whole different show. Interesting. That's nuts. Yeah. Quigs, who's going to win Talladega on Sunday I go long shots

Just because it's a weird Race where anyone can win And how was shopping day It was awesome What did you get Not much The amount of shopping that happened was very low. Shopping day has become just a bar crawl.

A little bit. I love it. And we didn't even go to different bars. You guys just went out. Yeah. Pretty much. The Sixers game threw everything off. Oh, Max kind of made you guys...

Well, no. Who was the MVP? Shopping day? Who was the most? Shopping Day? Who was, like, the, you know, most entertaining, funniest? Spider was great. Spirits. Spider was probably them. Who was the biggest spender?

Maybe Malasek. Malasek was going to. Me? Malasek was. Oh, yeah. It was you, ultimately. On clothes, maybe Malasek. Malasek was going to stores that you ultimately Yeah On clothes maybe Malasek Malasek was going to stores

That we weren't even Going into He was truly shopping Yeah And then Tommy looked like a douchebag Yeah Yeah he did look like a douchebag That one picture

He was the ultimate douchebag He had the hat on backwards He loved it Yeah Wait so Who ordered the salad? I think there may have been Two salads ordered

But I want those names And I want to read them Because it was a female Oh it was It was a female So Who ordered the salad? I think there may have been two salads ordered. I want those names. It was a female. Oh, it was. It was a female, so. My female. Oh. Okay, all right.

So they're fine. Fuck. Damn. Because that was the biggest thing off of the receipt. Everyone's like, salad? What? You guys got to eat. You make or order them. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I got a strict diet for everyone in my life. Any disasters? Disasters? No, I don't think so. No, it was a pretty clean day. Yeah. That's all you can ask for.

Yeah. Perfect day. I was, yeah. I'm trying to think. I was very jealous again. Yeah. No, I mean, it's a great day. Someday I will go to shopping day.

Are you wearing any of your pieces right now? I'm not. I got some shorts that I don't think fit, a shirt that doesn't really fit, and then an undershirt. That's all I got. I took some barcodes down to buy online because they just didn't have my size. What does that mean? That's not fair. Some pictures of some tags of like, oh, I like this item,

but they don't have it on my sides. Max got a shirt that makes him not look fat. Oh, it makes him look fat. We put up a Twitter poll, does this fit? It was 50-50. Let me see it. Which is tough. I'm just trying to be positive for Max.

It's one of those things. There's a difference between it fitting on your body and it fitting. I voted that it did not make him look fat. Okay. His body makes him look fat. The shirt has nothing. The body makes him look fat. Yeah, right.

Exactly. That shirt doesn't change. Yeah, it does. It's the angle he's at, right. Exactly. That shirt doesn't change. Yeah, it does. It's the angle he's at, though. I think the problem is that's going to be a shirt that once he washes it once, it will not fit. Yeah. Yeah. I've dealt with many of those.

Was he in like darts day mode? Did he go full out? He was full out. And then he went into Sixers mode. Oh, no. B-Ball Paul. I'm a B-Ball Paul. I'm a B-Ball Paul. I'm going to be a B-Ball Paul tracker now.

Yeah. Online. Like, whenever he gets in the game, I'm just going to track him like it's a golfer. There's a guy. Explain. So, the backup center for the Sixers, his name's Paul Reed,

and his Twitter handle is B-Ball Paul, which he probably made when he was, like, 14. Because, like... People don't know about him until recently. So he got in the game, he scored like 11 points in 13 minutes. And the whole Sixers crowd was chanting bballpaul. And then his quote after the game, I gotta pull it up, it was incredible. He said, five for six, couple dunks, couple rebounds, couple steals.

That's what Paul Reed do. Oh, hell yeah. That's B-Ball Paul's quote. Did you see the call 911 tweet that was going around? No. Oh, so funny. It was just him. He was like, call a 911 because I have two women with me right now

and the ugly one's winning. Wait, was this an old tweet? Oh, Paul. He went to DePaul. Oh, he went to DePaul? Yeah. Kyle, was your first Twitter handle KB from three? No, it was

zero underscore tats then tatted Kyle and then A2 the Bauer and then KB no swag. Okay. KB from three is my Gmail, which sucks because I have to give that to establishment. Should have said that out loud. Yeah.

No, I don't care. Okay. Wait, you were zero tats? Yeah. And then tatted Kyle? Yeah. That was in 2012 when tattoos became very, very social media mainstream. How old were you?

Team Tatted. Hashtag, yeah. 18, 19. Love it. Tatted Kyle. Tatted Kyle, I like a lot. I might bring it back. What a beast.

Tatted Kyle. You don't understand. Being Tattica in 2012 was such a cheat code. That's so good. 911, I need your help. What's the problem? Two girls fighting over me. What's the problem?

The ugly one winning. B-Ball Paul. And he also has... We're going to do a merch collab with him, so we got in touch with his people. But before the playoffs started, he put hoodies, B-Ball Paul hoodies on that said, Out of the Mud, and I think he's from Florida. And it was just like, DM me if you want 100 bucks.

NBA player. He's just doing his own. There was like no website or anything? Yeah, no. Max said that people in Philly saw him going to the UPS store to ship him out. He's B-Ball Paul. He's an absolute legend. He's from Florida, perfect. Yeah, so every time he

goes into the game for the rest of the playoffs, I'm just going to change my account to B-Ball Paul Tracker. That's like the Dukes handling all the sports book refunds himself. Yes, yes. Yeah, hit me up. Yeah, Dukes. Oh my God. I still can't believe he did that. Yeah, look. How much money did Dukes lose doing that? A lot.

I mean, it's the ultimate Dukes. He was like Bernie Madoff. Like, I can get out of this. I just got to pay a few people. What do you do? He had a bad pick? No, he... It was...

So we do the Pick'Em Parlay every week. It's the three picks from Barstool Pickham. And he put in, I think Katie or someone said Toledo, and he put in like Tulsa or something. Or Tulane or something. Tulane, yeah, Tulane and Tulsa. And so what the picks were won, what he put in, like actually like submitted it to the Barstool Sportsbook, lost.

Oh, damn. And he was like, we had noticed that it was off, like, 20 minutes after it had gone up, so we fixed it. So a bunch of people ended up winning. But there was that 20 minutes where people bet it and they lost. And Dukes was like, I'll just Venmo everyone who lost. And he said he got through, like, three Venmos. He's like, I can't afford this.

That's insane. He, like, tweeted, if you put in the wrong bet,m me we'll take care of it oh fuck all right well quicks thank you thank you for editing the case race quicks the hero how many uh minutes of cut footage was there a lot this was like the cleanest one yet yeah yeah that's good yeah no it was it was pretty clean yeah they were all they all felt like they of cut footage was there? Not a lot. This was like the cleanest one yet. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. No, it was pretty clean. Yeah, they all felt like they were pretty refined to that one little stretch.

Yeah. That would have gotten us all fired. Which one were we saying? It was what were you saying. And it was the same thing over and over. Yeah, it wasn't a we. It was all you. It was you. And it was the same thing over and over. It wasn't a we. It was a you. And it was strategic.

The most malicious part was he was sober thinking about it. It was a defense. Yeah, he was defense. I was playing defense. Yeah, yeah. It worked. It was like Star Wars with both nukes just blowing each other up. The sky was full of fireworks Yeah

Yeah, B-Ball Paul He's my guy Just such a Being like, yeah, hey, what's up? I'm B-Ball Paul What do you do? Well I play B-Ball Who calls it B-Ball? Like really older white people Yeah, you want to play a little B-Ball?

I haven't heard of B-Bball in the wild in a while. Yeah, Sixers fans knew. It was a great moment. What else we got going on? I'm in the middle of a the history of Hey Arnold video on YouTube. How long is it? Seven and a half hours.

You said that to the chat, like, yeah, real quick, it? Seven and a half hours. You said that to the chat. Like, yeah, real quick if you guys want to check it out. Jesus. What does it dive into? Everything. Is it just go through the history of the story of each episode? Oh, no. Everything. Like how it

was created. It's awesome. Who created it? It's a guy who married into an animation family. He married the sister of Matt Groening. Yeah. Is that his name? Yeah. Yeah.

Seven hours and 23 minutes? It goes quick. That's more than the total run time of the show. Yeah. How many views is that? That's a lot of... Half a mil came out probably two weeks ago, three weeks ago. Oh, wow, it's new.

Yeah. I expected this to be a homemade video with some high schooler narrating. It's good. Documentary? Yeah. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, there it is.

Really good stuff. If anybody has the time what about the dark side of hey arnold oh no there was a really heavy there was heavy episodes totally it's only an hour 18 so was the narrative that it was like well written yeah they think it was really really unique it was one of the first first animated kids shows that were voiced by actual kids. And how many seasons were there? Why did it get canceled? I don't know. You haven't gotten to that part.

I haven't gotten to that part yet. I'm only like three hours in, so it's like the formation of the show. It's still thriving. I'm almost through with the intro. Wait, so what happened last night with Netflix, Stephen, in Love is Blind? They were an hour late to their live stream. Unacceptable. So this is, I think, the second live thing Netflix has ever done.

They did Chappelle, right? Yeah. Or Chris Rock, I think. Chris Rock. And so, like, huge reality show for them. Reunion at 8 o'clock. So at 8 o'clock, nothing's o'clock nothing's happening it's like all right it's like a couple minutes late at kb what time is it like 803 805 or no eight o'clock

they're like we're gonna be five minutes late okay then at 805 it's like all right sorry we mean 15 minutes late so 8 15 it's like all right we're expecting this to go live nothing's happening everyone's just in a queue being like the stream is we're having an issue with the stream this goes on till 9 30 what so like an hour and a half and then some people figure out you can get in i think fran found something where it was like someone at the show who was on a previous season was doing an instagram live and they announced to them that it would be live for only them and they would release it in taped fashion today monday but then some people figured out that if you go into it and select the episode and fast forward you can actually get the live feed oh this is all pathetic and i was refreshing every five seconds.

It was an underwhelming thing. I'm so embarrassed to have liked that show. There's no redeeming qualities. Everyone is terrible or, at best, painfully bland. Yeah, he's right. The stars of the show, they not even they're gonna get divorced uh go off on that i read i read tiffany's body language she was terrible they're not they're putting it on because they know everyone loves them and expects them to win well i mean

in life in marriage yeah so love they're not love. There's this one couple, Tiffany and Brett, who are both in their mid-30s. Not in love? They're not in love. Who, in my mind, are one of the... Getting emotional about it. Yeah, they're not. She didn't want to move to Portland.

She could tell she's guilty that people expect them to be in love, and they're not. Oh, I don't know. I just think they're one of the best couples ever made in reality TV. They seem like the best couples ever in love. They have no interesting qualities.

Brady and Giselle. See a picture of them? He's a cool guy. He's boring. He's not entertaining. He's a mimbo. It's Nick. No, he's cool.

I saw your ad, by the way. Chicklets. Oh, yeah. Crushed it. Crushed it. Thank you. Crushed it. Crushed it. Thank you. Crushed it. I tried to go with, like, a Keanu Reeves vibes.

Yeah. I know you boys. Yeah. You could tell it was a party everyone wants to go to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Nice house. Yeah, great house.

Congrats. It was a quick 18 hours. Yeah. But it could only be filmed in Florida. Yeah, I was going to say. There wasn't even a palm tree in the video no like I said you'll notice the door opens the wrong way because in Florida

hurricanes can blow your door in so the doors open out in Florida that's why we had to go they're attractive yeah they are they look great together so they broke up? no I'm the only you have to give hot takes and I don't think they're oh yeah they look great together but they don't have any so they broke up no I don't know what it is I'm the only

I have this is a hot you have to give hot takes and I don't think they're gonna last I don't think they're I don't think they're doing well true

you do need hot takes you need hot takes I need way more hot takes it's what I believe this couple's rock solid I think together forever I just love that

look at her body she was ready to cry she was very uncomfortable the whole time. Can we see it? Can we watch it or no? Probably not. It's not.

So one of the big things as someone who's not a cord cutter is now I'm very nervous for YouTube TV and NFL Football Week 1. Yeah. Because, like, if a Love is Blind reunion. We can still buy it on DirecTV, I believe. What? I think bars can. Maybe that's wrong.

YouTube TV bought? NFL. Yeah. That'll be fine. What, one Monday night? No, no, the whole package. The whole package? It's like $3.50 for the season.

What's that? I've seen days where whatever package Pat has where it's like down and not working, and it's like he's going to lose his mind. People really go crazy over that shit. This was, I mean, me, KB, and Chuck were on a group text just losing our minds. Every five minutes. The internet was going crazy about it last night.

It was insane. 90 minutes. And Netflix went radio silent for an hour and 15 minutes. That's unacceptable. After they retweeted that political person. Then the Lachey's need out of there. They're terrible. Wait, what political person? Nick and Vanessa? AOC can vanessa i don't know yeah they're the hosts something no kidding yeah they suck you

don't like them you don't like the laches bad at hosting i don't know about them personally i thought vanessa lachey did a really good job but wasted and did everything wrong oh my god i was met with a lot of the takes. Disagreement on that. Alright, we're done. How was the hockey game? Hockey game was fun. It was awesome. Yeah. They were like really competitive.

They do not like each other. That fight, that was the nastiest hockey fight I've seen. He was swinging. Isn't that a weird thing that they just fight in hockey? I think it's for the show. I think they're actually angry enough to the point where they're like, I have to fight this person.

Yeah, no, the game was over and they had two back-to-back fights. Damn. Yeah, with like 20 seconds left. That's crazy. I tweeted one I shouldn't have because the quote tweets got a little out of hand. The firefighter beat up the cop. So people were just like, oh, when he doesn't have because the quote tweets got a little out of hand. The firefighter beat up the cop. So people were just like, oh, when he doesn't have a gun, he can't do anything. Or like, oh, it looks from here like the firefighter might have had fentanyl on him.

That's why the cop went down. Like shit like that. Is there like rules for lineups? Like if you were like too good? No, there's a couple guys. One guy on the NYPD team played hockey with biz in, like, the AHL. So he was bad? No, he was very good.

Both teams had, like, three or four guys that were very, very good. And it was a fun game. And they really do hate each other, which is awesome to watch. The fire department plays, like, 82 games a year. Yeah, so that was, like, the big – so there were two things. There's probably a lot of fires going on. I learned – well, that was the big thing. I learned that the NYPD, like the firefighters, like they don't work.

They just play hockey. Yeah. And then the other one was that NYPD has a bunch of older guys. So fire departments won six years in a row. NYPD has a bunch of older guys that don't want to retire because they want to break the streak oh they don't have and i guess fire it's crazy like i didn't know i mean they take it very seriously which makes it very fun uh and all the guys were great guys we met him after but whitney was saying that the fire department has, like, the best player ever. The number one roller hockey player in America just joined FDNY.

Damn. And so they're going to be, like, good forever. They're going to start, like, signing guys. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Why wouldn't you? I'm being an honorary cop. You probably can't. You retire.

Like, Jonathan Tays looks like he's about to retire. Yeah. Here's a badge. Yeah like he's about to retire. Yeah. Here's a badge. Yeah. Play next year. Yeah. Just the Simpsons. I would do that.

I'm sure that they would actually want it. They'd probably do it. Just like play hockey again, low pressure. It's, you know, pretty well documented who's actually working for these departments. But yeah, it was sick. It was so much fun. I had the easiest job in the world. I just sat on a desk and cracked a few jokes and well no suit what the fuck are you doing mugsy yeah kill you to wear a suit no god forbid you wear a suit look at that yeah i bought a thousand dollars of 50 50 tickets and you didn't win right not even close yeah you get to the fourth number what yeah that's

statistically very it was shocking i think it was sad very sad someday good crowd if i ever win it big crowd there yeah it was packed it was full yeah. As a wealthy guy, if you win the 50-50, are you expected to donate your half back? No, 50-50, it's already half donated. Right, but then like... No, not a dime back. Not a single dime back. Because I've lost tens of thousands of dollars on the 50-50 raffle.

So I'm not a dime back. I like the idea of a guy who's poor, who's addicted to 50-50s. You just go all the way. Try to win it all. He's just not confident. I think I had 2% of all the tickets in the arena. That's crazy. 2.5% actually.

2.5%. It was 40,000. I had 1,000. So, yeah. In Toledo, when we went to Toledo, had i had 10 of all the tickets in the stadium who helped you go through them all to make sure they were winners you could go through it pretty quickly because it all is obviously sequential and there's like one part of the ticket that has the winning number and it just go to the go to the end of this video.

You can see my disgust. Maybe turn on the song. Yeah. There's that song again. That's not like the one. It sucks. Oh, no. Oh, no.

This one makes sense. Yeah, it does. Yep. I'm a TikTok fiend. I've been just thinking about what my next TikTok's going to be. It's all your TikTok. You got any good ideas? Pulling your next moves.

Yeah. Any good ideas for TikToks? TJ, is TikTok, like, do they ban people for shit? Yeah. All the time. All the time. They're the most strict. Oh, really?

Because I was thinking about doing a fake video where I had Stephen Chay get some milk out of the fridge and videotaped and be like, I put cum in my dad's milk. I'm watching him spit it up. You think they'd ban me? You just can't say cum. You can't curse. You have to imply it. You can't curse? Cursing is

like an insta-shadow ban. They banned me for six months for saying midget. What? You? Yeah. Alright, so you can't curse. They banned me for six months for saying midget. What? What? You? Yeah. All right, so I can't. I didn't know that. Who?

Well, that, yeah. You have to use, like, code words. You'd have to be like, I put fucking, what is that? Oh, no. Whoa. I follow a bunch of. Shadow ban. Oh, yeah. Follow a bunch of strip.

I'm, like, big on stripper talk, and they all have to call it spicy. I'm a spicy dancer, is what they have to say. Or an accountant, is what- Or an accountant. The thing I ask is I definitely have sworn. You think the puking videos got me shocked? They took down the COVID one I did with Steven. Really?

Yeah. Disinformation? Yeah. Too spicy. Sorry. You're Yeah. Yeah. Too spicy. Sorry. You're a spicy podcast. It's not your fault. You're a huge lib.

What are your thoughts on Andrew Tate just attacking Chicago? Chicago. I will say, to be honest, that was funny. It was funny.

I mean, PFD put it perfectly. It's like, imagine being such a beta that you're afraid of an entire city. Yeah. Yeah.

I got tagged in that a lot. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to enjoy my day and not. Because that was one of those ones. If I tweeted anything, it would be the rest of my day. I was like, I'm with my kids. Yeah. Having fun.

Yeah. Worst person in the world decides to weigh in. From a Romanian prison? Is he in prison? No, he's out. He's on house arrest, I think. So he's a Romanian house arrest. He's like, you never catch me. But then right afterwards,

right after he tweeted like, I'm going to get my COVID vaccine. Whose side is he on? His thing is like a masculinity, right? Did his father recently pass? What? Like a gay.

It's a gay rod. I like that a gay. That's a gay rod. A gay rod. I like that. I do too. Isn't that what we used to say? Gay lord? Gay rods? Gay rod?

I never heard that. I never heard so much of gay rod. Gay lord I've heard. Gay rod. He tweets all these stories about his dad trying to show how to raise a child. His dad just sounds like a dick. Yeah. His dad?

Yeah. Wasn't his dad like a artistic chess grandmaster? Yeah, something like that. And he's just like, I read this long thread where it was just he got a haircut and he was like eight complaining about his haircut. And his dad then took him to the barber and shaved his whole head

and was like, now you can't complain. You have no hair. Okay, that's that feels like a lot. That feels extreme. I would have been fine. The. You have no hair. Okay, that's, that feels, like a lot. Yeah, that feels extreme. I would have been fine. The hair would have grown back.

Yeah, right, like. He was definitely abused by bigger men growing up. Yeah. He's now, he's promoting just like, he wants children to be gay now. What? Dude, if you look,

like if you look at his tweets, it's all just being like, women disgust me. I don't, I don't like women. I'm not attracted to women anymore. And all these dudes are like, that's how it should be. I should be like that too. And it's like, no, dude, it's not like you're allowed to be attracted to girls.

It's not like a beta thing to like girls. It's a little feminine. Yeah, that's what they're – they've made like a full turnaround from being like the Alta Alpha male used to have like 20 girlfriends. Like, I don't give a fuck about girls. I just fuck girls all the time. And now they're like, I'm so repulsed by women that I fuck dudes now. It's made a full 360. Wow.

If you look on Instagram, any video of a girl, all the comments are just like, stay strong, boys. Like, we don't need this. And it's like, dude, that's a hot girl. It's like, what are you talking about? Jesus Christ. It's made like a complete, like, look, I'll pull up a tweet. There was one specifically that's just like him just being like, I'm not attracted to girls. Well, a good way to avoid rejection by women is being gay.

Yeah. Nips it in the bud. Literally. Pretty quick. Yeah. And it's like a bunch of dudes sitting in their basement being like, I'll never fuck a girl. And if a girl... Dude, it's literally what it is.

Yeah. Like, it's not like... But he tweets so much now. I'll try and find it. Oh, dude. You must just have someone else running his social media now, right? He's in jail. Or was in jail.

He's just bored on house arrest. Yeah, it's true. Let me find this. Well, Romania has to kind of suck, right? Or is it... A little bit. Better than Chicago, I guess. House arrest.

It's been like, never catch me there. I would never go to a Cubs game. I like being in Romania way more. All right. High Noon. While you look for that. High Noon is hard seltzer made with real vodka, real juice, and sparkling water. It's actually made with vodka, not with malt like other hard seltzers.

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Respect. Dude, he tweeted, I don't do it with a lot of people. Oh, yeah, Jerry was getting bodied. Was he getting in the mud? No, not about that. About MMA? Yeah, MMA guys. What happened?

I searched the origin, and the guy called him fat first. Yeah. He tweeted like... He made fun of him for getting knocked out. Yeah, he just tweeted a clip of a guy getting knocked out. It was like, I don't even remember what the tweet was. It was kind of innocuous, but Jerry, for some reason, Jerry's like a lightning rod for combat sports.

People just want to go after him. Wrestling and him. Wrestling loves him. He's growing in the game. Yeah. Andrew Tate tweeted, i don't care how beautiful she is can be a 25 out of 10 i don't care how perfect her picture is i don't even slow down as i scroll in fact seeing any of these females repulses me whoa he is gay truly immune to thirst

traps it's all a sigh up a mind. I couldn't give less of a fuck. So yeah, you're gay. Yeah. You can't look at women. Yeah. I don't care if she's a 25 out of 10. That's a good looking gal. She repulses me.

That's gay. You're describing a gay dude. You see the most perfect woman and you're just like. Yeah. I'm throwing up. I'm sick to my stomach. Repulse. I also don't give a fuck. A little part of it intrigues me, though.

I think I could be the one to change his heart. I think it could be me. He's disgusted by hot girls who are more internet famous than him. Yeah. Which actually makes him gay. You should date Taylor Swift.

That would be awesome. Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah. You think he actually believes any of the stuff he's saying anymore? Or do you think he's just leaning into his fan base now? He's leaning into it. Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah. You think he actually believes any of the stuff he's saying anymore? You think he's just leaning into his fan base now? I think he's leaning into it. Yeah, leaning into it.

It's like everyone is performative like that. But imagine these 13-year-old boys hanging out and being like, dude, girls are so fucking disgusting. Do you think they're going to look back on it and be like, what the hell was that? Well, no, as long as they don't have Andrew Tate's dad as their dad. Yeah. Like, no, actually, girls are cool.

What was the haircut tweet? It was just some story. Just like, this is what real men do. Guess who I ran into at the tennis court yesterday? Ooh, you were- Alejandro Hayter. What? Oh, really?

Yes. What's he doing at the courts? Just waiting in line like me. You were playing tennis yesterday? Yeah, and I got some hate. What do you mean? at the courts just waiting in line like me you were playing tennis yesterday yeah and i uh the i got some hate what do you mean you have to wait on a bench that's on the hudson river to get a court and we would have people me and my girlfriend would have people watch our bag while we walked and i guess that's a no-no oh so you were not sitting in line yeah what do you think that no

you can't do that you can't do that oh you can't do that? No, you can't do that. Someone's watching our bag. No. It's fucked up. Okay, yeah. All these people are waiting. Yeah, they were mad at night. They're not waiting.

Did people actually say something to you? They were saying stuff behind our backs, and I had an informant tell me, like, hey, Chris over there was- He's getting pissed. Was Alejandro your mole? Yeah, he was one of them. Were you getting in fights? Line fights? Line fights are fun. Yeah, he was one of them. Were you getting in fights, line fights?

Line fights are fun. Yeah. He was cool and normal. I got in a line fight the other day because I was getting lunch with my son, and I had to grab something outside, and I was like, wait right here. And then I go to grab it, and I turn around, and he was just standing right behind me. And I was like, God damn it.

Then we went back in, and the people had moved up, and I was like, he's it. Then we went back in and the people had moved up and I was like, can we, he's an idiot, can we please get back in line? I'm a line rule follower. If you're out, you're out. There's no getting back.

Damn. Oh, Steve Wilk. I have a line question. It happened to me at the Duane Reade right below us. I went down there to get a Red Bull, but the Red Bull fridge is in the line. Oh, yes. I was waiting in line. Yeah, I know this. I reached down there to get a Red Bull, but the Red Bull fridge is in the line. Oh, yes. I was waiting in line

and I reached down to grab the Red Bull and the guy in line behind me went and took my register. That's unacceptable. That is totally unacceptable. Blew my mind. That's insane. I do that every single morning. It's all you can do. I'd be so mad. It takes half a second. Yeah. You've got to box out.

He was just like, oh, you've got to stick the leg. You should have worked the leg back. You've got to lay down and army crawl to the Red Bull. Yeah. You gotta box out back. He was just like, oh, you gotta stick the leg. You should have worked the leg back. You gotta lay down and army crawl to the Red Bull. Yeah. I said sorry as he bumped me. Ooh! Sorry. My biggest pet peeve at airports is the lines where you're waiting in the line

and someone comes to the front line and they go, hey, is this the line? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the fucking line. It's the line. What else would it possibly be? Yeah. Identity it's the fucking line. It's the line. What else would it possibly be? Yeah. Identity is, yeah. There are people out there who just break it, and they get away with it a lot. What are you going to do? Because people that wait in line are timid.

Yeah, KB is one of those people. Yeah. Gets out of line being like, who cares? When you're going through TSA and you've got to go through the scanner, and people cut in front of you to join their family. That's not how this works. It's not a family thing. It's gonna take 40 seconds.

You don't have to cut in front of me. But it also will only take 40 seconds. What does it change if I'm sitting on the bench or 100 feet away? Because everyone's gotta deal with the shitty line together. They're waiting. It's not fair.

You didn't wait in line, but you got the same reward. Yeah. I waited. Still, I was still waiting just as impatiently except on a swing set at the pier down the...

You were having a blast. Were you swinging? Yeah. Hell yes. How high were you going? Above the highest, above the pole. Yeah. Hell yes. How high were you going? Above the highest, above the pole. Yeah. Got him.

Got to go above the pole. Did you jump off at the end? No. Oh. No. Let's see. Yeah, I wasn't afraid. Yeah, you got to do the jump off.

Swing sets rock. Very fun. You ever tried to squeeze into one of the little kid ones? All the time. I like the videos of the people getting cut out of them. Yeah. Fire department. All the time.

That's a nightmare. Kids getting stuck in stuff is the best. Was it the Jaguar mouth? The statue? Oh, that's my favorite picture. Wait, what happened? Jacksonville Jaguar statue. A kid got his face, his head stuck in there.

The Jaguars became a new team. Look it up, TJ. Yeah, the kid got his, they, like, saw him out. Oh, my God. I used to tweet it every time the Jaguars lost when they were tanking. Yeah, it's a perfect picture of, like – Look at this. Oh, my God.

He just put his head in there. It just got stuck. He's stuck. It's so funny to be a little – Oh, my God. They're clowning him. Big time clowning. Oh, that poor kid. It's so funny to be a little kid. Oh, my God. They're clowning him. Big time clowning. Oh, that poor kid.

Where's the photo? Look at all those dad shoes. Look at him. Where is he? Yeah, they're cutting it off. The tooth. It's hilarious to just be a little kid. It's so funny.

How did he get his head in there? Yeah, how do you get stuck? Oh, you can't be crying. What did they give him? They gave him the tooth. Oh, that's awesome. That is cool. He's way too old.

He was way too old to be that. Show the picture. Oh, boy. The picture's so funny. He was like 14. Yeah, look at this. That's so embarrassing. He's got to be in an uncomfortable position.

He was old enough for that to be mortifying. Yeah. Oh, poor kid. My parents would be so fucking mad at me. So mad. Yep. I got stuck this weekend. This was a first for me.

I was at a bar, like a rooftop bar, kind of like midday. And I went and I got a drink and I came back and I sat down straight through the chair. Chair exploded. And I was just, I was like squeezed into the outer frame of the chair. And I had to have my buddy come over and like help me up because I was just locked inside of it. There's no way to look cool. No way to look cool after that. You gotta.

And Nashville's got a lot of hot people. Yes. They just saw me just squirming around. Wood chips everywhere. Getting tangled is the most embarrassing part. Oh, the worst. Tangled. Getting all tangled up.

Like tripping on something. You just do it to yourself. Tripping is more understandable than tangled up. It's like the Bryson DeChambeau when he got hit with the wire and he looked like he got shot in the face. Yeah. You play that clip? Yeah, the taint tangled or anything with wires. I walked into the gym saloon once. I always wear

I used to wear this cooler backpack with these elastic crisscross cords on the back. I walked into the gym, my crisscross cords got stuck in the handle, but I kept walking and didn't know it. I went like five feet and then it snapped me backwards into the door and yeah. And you keep going right You try it again. You're just tangled.

I always end up getting myself in a real tizzy whenever I try to take off my jacket while the seatbelt's on. Oh, yeah. You're like, what? In the cord headphones, I get that all tangled. Everything. Yeah. Yeah, Bryson got fucking. Good shot, Bryson.

Oh, my God. Oh, Bryson. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my fuck. Can you find, like... There's a long one. He yells at the guy, right? Can you find the most...

Like, is there a Tangled compilation video? Oh, that would be awesome. There is the famous one of the lady in the kid's swing set, like, getting cut out. There's a really good one of that somewhere. Stuck and Tangled. Kids sticking their head through banisters. of the lady in the kids swing set like getting cut out. There's a really good one of that somewhere stuck entangled. I think it's sticking their head through

really stuck. It is hilarious that kids just see a gap and they're like yeah I'm putting my head in that. Yeah. Here we go.

Perfect for this little skull. This soft skull. I can wedge myself in here. We'll figure out the rest later. It's not really.

It's not fun. Oh yeah. I'm having later. It's not really, it's not fun. No. Yeah, I'm having fun in here. There's got to be some study on why they do that. My head needs to be between this banister right now. Put my hand in this hole. Yeah. Hope I can figure out a way out.

But two, we were at a farm on Saturday, and there was a fence that like, he was, and I just watched him do it. I was like well let's see. Why I let him do it. Oh that's what Stephen should have done. That's stuck not tangled. People get stuck in those little cars too.

The little kid car. Oh yes they do. Crazy coop. Just smash it with a hammer. What is that? Oh my god, he's so stuck. I don't even know what that is. Oh, that's the toy store, right? Is he just trying to be a fun uncle? Here we are again.

Stuck in the elevator. Can't go nowhere. Nothing works. So we're going to get in a real emergency. We're in an elevator in Ocean Bay Condos. Boring. Yeah. I want to see a real struggle.

You guys ever been stuck in an elevator? No My Twitter For you is showing me CCTV of people dying in elevators Again What? It blocks all the accounts I don't want to see it at all

The guy he got in it Shot up I don't know if he died But it looked like he died They all are dead They're all dead Paralyzed? That's what they say when they died brutally

Yeah No well he's actually He's just paralyzed now I saw one the other day A tourist They're all dead. Paralyzed? That's what they say when they died brutally. No, well, he's actually, he's just paralyzed now. I saw one the other day, a tourist. He's like swimming in this little swimming hole, and you're like, okay. And then all of a sudden, he starts fighting the current. You're like, what's happening? And then he goes down. Oh, yeah, he went down. I saw that.

And then he goes down this fucking, and you're like, oh, my God. I just watched this guy. I saw that, and I was like, oh, this looks pretty. Yeah. It looked like it was crystal clear water. He's gone. Did he It just went crystal clear water. It's gone. Did he die? No, he lived.

But there's another follow-up photo where he's just covered in bloody. Oh, shit. I blocked only bangers and humans are metal. Those accounts had to go. Because those are just death. It's just death videos. It's just Jeff Nadeau. Humans are metal.

I didn't see it coming. Nadeau just. His Mexican cartel tweet threads or something. But when you see it blurred out where it's like sensitive image, you have to click it. Always. I will always click. You could tell me it's the worst image ever. I'm like, got to see.

I'm like, ah, fuck. Why did I do that? At what point does he get on some cartel's list? I think he already is. Yeah, 100%. He might be on the good list. Have you guys ever been on the subreddit 50-50? Yes, it's...

Blurred photo, and it's just like, this is either a bunny or a ripped-off cock. Oh, fuck that. We should play it. Yeah, we should. I'll play that. That actually sounds weird. It's not fun alone.

No. Damn. That's on Reddit. Reddit allows that stuff? Yeah. I think it's on Reddit. A lot. 50-50.

That sounds fun. Can we turn off, like, that? Can we do it without showing on the app? Like, can we put it on a screen without? Yeah, because you can't see it. What? Just do it on your phone. Yeah.

Fine. Everyone pull it up at once. We should just make the game ourselves. Can you find, we don't have to do it today, but like images, TJ, that are allowed on YouTube that are horrific? Yeah. What's the most disgusting thing we could put on YouTube?

Yeah, we'll just play 50-50. A guy's butt crack. A guy's? Yeah, so we could just start playing. That's it? Just the top of the butt crack? Once you get to an ass, then you're in nudity, and then you get. What about dead?

Oh, because you could show naked yoga on YouTube. What about a dead bunny? It can be shown. We can't monetize it. What about a dead bunny? Depends how dead it is. Natural causes? Freshly dead. Natural causes? a dead bunny? It can be shown. We can't monetize it. What about a dead bunny? Depends how dead it is. Natural causes? Freshly dead. Natural causes?

Or smashed by a car? Smashed by a car. Do bunnies die of natural causes? Do they make it that long? I feel like they're too stupid. One of my first internet videos I've ever seen was that bunny getting hit by an F1 car. Or was it a deer?

Bunnies actually have like heart attacks a lot. Really? They get depressed too. I think they can commit suicide. Yeah, they die. Actually, I forgot that they just die. They just drop dead from nowhere. From heart attacks?

Yeah, if they get like loud noises. Stressed. Yeah. I think. I guess their heart's always beating really fast anyway, right? Didn't know that. It's too bad for the bunnies. I wonder what percentage of each animal,

like what percentage of birds do just make it and die of old age? Like what percentage of rabbits just make it and die of old age? Yeah, like rats. Like you see just old rats. Yeah. It's like a crazy amount of hedgehogs die of cancer. What? Yeah. You told me that.

Oh, that's brutal. A little cancer machine. You started GoFundMe? Yeah. You told me that. Oh, that's brutal. Little cancer machines. You started GoFundMe? Yeah. Little bracelets. Hedgehog cancer. Kind of cute. Should we do a 5K?

The resting heartbeat is 140 beats per minute. Jesus. They're like constantly on cocaine. That's crazy. Hummingbirds is even crazier. Yeah. Like a thousand per minute or something. Jesus.

Yeah. Hummingbirds rule. Yeah, they're crazy cool. Helicopters. Yeah. Like a thousand per minute or something? Jesus. Yeah. Hummingbirds rule. Yeah, they're crazy cool. Helicopters. Yeah. The coolest is when you see the ones where it lines up with the frame rate. Yeah. Yeah.

So they're just standing still. Show us, show us. It looks like this. It's pretty much the same. But you're not moving. That's the point. You see those people that put on the hats? They put on hummingbird hats and they stand outside and they're just like surrounded by them.

No. You Google hummingbird hat. That's wild. It's on my bucket list. There's this hummingbird fest in Texas and everybody builds their own crazy hummingbird hats and you just stand there and there's like hundreds. What if they grab on? Could they take you away? That's kind of the dream, I think.

It happens like three times a year. Damn. Hummingbirds. Hummingbirds. Yeah. That's the dream. Oh, that is the dream. It's pretty inconspicuous, too.

Yeah, you can hardly see the guy. You can wear that out. What's his face? Spencer Pratt does it on his balcony all the time. He has hummingbird hats? He hangs out, yeah, he sits on his balcony, like whatever, and watches the hummingbirds come. Good for him. Yeah, there he is.

He's trying to look cool. Yeah, hummingbirds don't get enough credit. I think they get their fair share. No, no, no, I don't think so. Yeah, they get a fair amount. Is there any sports team called the Hummingbirds? They need a team. Ooh, we should buy a minor league team and name them the Hummingbirds.

You'd have to give them a worse name than that. Yeah, true. Are there any woodpeckers? Woodpeckers suck. Yeah, there's definitely woodpeckers. Woodpeckers do suck. So loud. All they do is peck wood. Newborough Hummingbird.

Newberg. Oh. Well, that's up the Hudson. Oh, part of the 1946 season, that's it? They played part of a season. They played part of one season total? On to Walden. They got a Wikipedia. Last game they ever played.

Damn. We need more hummingbirds. It's not a very intimidating name. Imagine if like Alabama was the hummingbirds. The Alabama hummingbirds. Yeah. I did buy a, I think hopefully it got here, but I don't know if you guys saw it, but the Kings games, they have cowbells. Really?

Never seen that in a sporting event before. I bought a Kings cowbell. Yeah, they're the first to do that. It's pretty fucking cool. Beam they have is sick, too. Very sick. That thing goes up super high, it feels like. The beam.

See that kid that did the 40 points points to steph yeah on your head on your head yeah and did you see the rust video i still don't understand what happened yeah he like we can play it let's do an ad and then we'll play the rust video it's very bizarre have we done the second ad yet oh last one just last. Just the last one. Not bad. Chili's. I'm glad I get to do this one. I love Chili's. Only at Chili's, we'll just $10.99 get you a bottomless drink, a starter like bottomless chips and salsa, full-size entree like the classic old-timer with cheese,

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Chili's. Good99. Chili's. Good deal. Chili's. Dude, it was the middle of the game. Was it halftime? He was just like going after a fan at halftime. This is during the game? Yeah, it was like halftime, I think, right?

Was it after the game? Poor, it was like halftime, I think, right? Was it after the game? Wait. Poor kid just needs a fork. No. Oh, yeah, what's the kid? That sucks for the players to have to walk through that. Yeah, he's just Westbrook. I just said Westbrook. Ever since the Westbrook thing happened, he's gotten very upset.

What happened? He, like, shot terribly, but was still the star? He's just a bad shooter, period, and people called him Westbrook, and then he, like, went on a whole rant how it was his name and his name means something. But, like, last night, the reporter... Three for 19.

He made the defensive play to win the game, but he was three for 19. The reporter that, like, complimented him at the beginning of the season, he was, like, so caught off guard by a compliment. Yeah. Broke my heart. Yeah. Yeah. beginning of the season, he was so caught off guard by a compliment. It broke my heart. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He must suck. That must suck. Did you see what he wore to the game yesterday? Oh, no. Open shirt. Open shirt. Yeah, he looked awesome.

He's got probably the best abs in sports. Yeah, he's got a shitload of abs. Yeah. Yeah, Trey, you should do a blog ranking them. Oh, the best abs. Oh, yeah. Might be a TikTok. I think Andrew Tate already did that.

We're not talking about chicks anymore. Let's rank some abs. Rank abs, yeah. Who's the favorite to win the NBA finals? Is it the Bucs? Yeah, but Giannis got hurt. He blew his back out. They just had a contusion?

Yeah. Celtics and Bucs are equal odds right now. Okay. Whoa. Yeah, he is ripped. That's like a Balls Beachwear vibe right there. Yeah. He is ripped.

Za. Were you at a Staten Island brunch? I'm nervous. What? Oh, yeah. What? I saw a video of you at a Staten Island brunch. I'm nervous. What? Oh, yeah. What? I saw a video of you at a Staten Island brunch. How does that work?

It's once a month. It's crazy. I can't. These headphones don't work, so I don't know. He's not talking loud. Oh, yeah. No, it's the most insane thing that I've been to. Wait.

What is it? What is it? Dan invited me. They do this once every month. I don't know why they're not doing it next month. The next one's in June, June the 26th. But yeah, I mean, people, it starts off as just like a regular brunch.

It's a bunch of tables, I believe like eight to ten seats per table. You have to get in the room, you have to be at a table so it doesn't get too, too, too packed. Then yeah, it just transitions into a crazy party. TJ, do you have a video of his entrance? Yeah, I saw the video of your entrance. Wait, who did you go with?

Dan. Security. Oh, Security Guard Dan. Is this like a thing that someone else, like a company runs it? No, it's just a restaurant. It's just a restaurant, and they do this event once a month, and it's crazy. I want to go. They have guys driving around in mopeds.

They're shooting shit. They've got animals just flying around everywhere. It's awesome. It's insane. It's awesome. It's insane. It's fun. It's insane. Can I ask how much? It's crazy.

Is it? I didn't get the full, full details, but yeah. But you'd pay like $100 for it? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like an open thing. Was the food good? I didn't even get to eating.

I was just drinking and partying. I was in there for two hours, fastest I've ever gotten drunk in two hours, and I was just drinking. Drinking and partying. I was in there for two hours. Fastest I've ever gotten drunk in two hours. And I was blackout. We just did a case race. Yeah, yeah. Your tweet gave me the scaries again. It was like, I'm the worst drunk person who's ever been alive.

At like 6 p.m. last night. That was me sobering up. Yeah. Look at his entrance. What? It's like, what the fuck? It's like a damn bathtub. This is what is not expecting this. Is this yesterday? What? It's your damn bathtub. This is what? Yes, sir. I was not expecting this. This is yesterday?

Damn. What? I did not see this coming. Oh, we should have led the show with this. Wait. Yo. Oh. Yeah, this is yesterday at like 2 in the afternoon, 3 in the afternoon.

Oh, my. That's hilarious. That was just a brunch? Yeah. Not like a BET summer fest? Yeah, it's something else, man. Happy divorce, Justine? Holy shit.

I got divorced. Justine? Yeah. Justine, we're celebrating. They were celebrating the divorce? Yeah. We were celebrating the divorce. Good for Justine.

Do we have any other clips from it? No, I don't think so. Damn. Not that I put out publicly, no. Oh, there's one more clip of you on stage. Where did all this one come from? Find Zah. Well, look at all these different country flags.

Where's he at? There he is. Oh, you're the life of the party. Running shit there. Pumping up. Are you shooting a gun? Shooting a handgun? Oh, I need to go. Oh, you see an ass? Are you shooting a gun? Shooting a handgun? Oh, I need to go.

Uh-oh, you see an ass? Did you see an ass? Grab an ass. Saw an ass. I need to go to Staten Island. Oh, is that a kiss? Oh, are you backing it up on her? Or is he puking?

I can't tell. Oh, he's back. Oh, your little trumpet's there. That is awesome. That was go. Oh, your little trumpet's there. Oh, that is awesome. That was fun. That rules. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that what you were expecting when he was like, hey, you want to go grab brunch? No, not at all. Not at all. Walking in there sober. So he had warned me. He's like, yo, come, come, come. Drink a couple road sodas. You know, people.

Because I was late. The party had already gotten going. And I was stunned. Walking in there sober. I was like, dude, I'm turning around. I'm going back home. It's nuts. My days.

My days. I have never seen that many attractive 30s. Wow. Is Danny here? I want to hear about this. He's right there. He's right there. Grab him.

He's right there. Got to get him. We got his pocket right now. Also, did it smell so bad in here that we peeled the tint off the windows? It was just drooped down and now it's like just paint up. What's up with this brunch? Wait, can you tell us? You go every month?

Brunch. Yeah. All right. So it's once a month. I can't hear shit. It's once a month and it's wild. I don't remember most of that. That just happened.

That was incredible. Josh showed up two hours late, but when he got there, I couldn't even go to the front to get him because I was out of it. Wait, so it's just a random restaurant? It's a restaurant with a tent where they do parties, but on Sundays they do the brunch. Once a month. That is awesome. There's a guy riding a motorcycle in there. parties, but on Sundays they do the brunch. Once a month. That is awesome.

There's a guy riding a motorcycle in there. Yeah. I mean, Justine got divorced. Yeah. Everyone was partying. Good for her. Yeah. That was Oliver Justine?

Yeah. Oh. That was Justine, Sal? Actually divorced. There's other pictures. Where'd he go? Sal, where'd you go? Where'd you go?

Under the table. Justine. Justine seemed to go from divorce to remarried so fast. Now, do you go to this like every month or you do? Yeah. How much is it? How does nobody know? I don't know anything about that.

We did buy bottles. We had a bottle in 1942. It must have been expensive I don't remember so it's not like a restaurant service it's like a

cafeteria like open oh there's a regular restaurant next to it then there's the tent where they do the parties so you were in the tent yeah

big tent that's incredible yeah it was pretty calm yeah seemed pretty calm you gotta go that looks like

a standard brunch Did any of like Celebrities go? Like Sudsy Monchik I don't know Celebrities I'm sure right Oh yeah Sudsy

Steve Sharippa Housewives Practical Jokers Jersey Wait has Sudsy gone? Who? Don't Don't do this

At least You know who Sudsy is Pretend to know him For your own good. You know who Sudsy is. Sudsy Monchek? I have no idea what he's talking about. The greatest racquetball player of all time from Staten Island.

I don't know him. Mike knows him. Sudsy. So rate Zod's performance. Seven, because he showed up late. He started at 12, he showed up at 2. How did he end up in the bathtub mobile? It was a divorce party, so you got to go in with him.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you, Danny. We got to come. I guess we'll get a table next time. Yeah. Please. I want to remember a little more.

Yeah. I wanted sober and up late. I want to go. What's it called? It's Angelina's Brunch. Angelina's Brunch on Staten Island. Staten Island. Damn. I'm in. Staten Island. Damn.

I'm in. How'd I go? Why isn't there one in May? There might be one in May. I think I'm away. I'll double check. Oh, yeah. Fine if there's one in May.

You're not going to be there. Orchestrate your own yak entrance. Does Mike ever go or Pat? Or a second moped? No. You don't go? Mike would go. Mike would love it.

Yeah. All right. How long have you been going for? Since they started like two, three years ago. Okay. I don't go every month because that's a little weird. Yeah. It's good.

You go every other month? Yeah. Zah has to come back. Yes. Will you go back, Zah? No. No. Ah, you and Justin.

Right. No. No? He was trying to book it while we were there for next month. Yeah. I'm done. Zah, you're going back. Yeah. I'm done. Zaha, you're going back for sure. I'm done.

You're going to be there at 11.30 waiting for the doors to open? Nope. That's awesome. I'm done. That's awesome. All right, well, thank you, Danny. Yeah, I'll let you know next time.

Yes. Please do. Did you get Justine's numbers out? Yeah, congrats to Justine. Oh, Zaha took it. Oh. Zaha, you dog. What?

The papers aren't even finalized yet. It is still wet. Zaha, you took Justine home, you dog. Nah, he's lying. Went to her house. Oh, yeah, you can't take her home because that's... You're not taking the ferry.

I was like, hey, baby, you want to go back to my place in two hours? It was crazy, though. Damn. Yeah, seems like it. I love that. I can't believe we didn't lead with that.

You're the man. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. Spin the old wheel? Topping that. Are we doing a draft tomorrow? Oh, we could. We don't have Brandon, so maybe we should wait.

Oh, I thought he was getting back. I would like to do one. When are you leaving? Wednesday? Wednesday. Night? No, I won't be here Wednesday. Okay. Where are you going? Savannah, Georgia. Oh, yeah. I'm leaving Wednesday, too. Yeah. I think Rowan's leaving Thursday. Maybe we do it

next week when Brandon's here. Because Brandon has to be part of the draft. Yeah. Watching him have to eat something. Yeah. It's always the best. And Roan has to be here so he can have like a delicious treat. Yeah, yeah. So we knocked some things off.

Stinky Cloud officially gone. Yep. Feels good. What else? Hope it lived up to the hype. A couple other things. I'm ready to do solo 40 this week. Oh, you're ready.

Oh, yeah. All right. You want to just pick a day and don't tell us? Okay. Or you could tell us maybe that day, like as we end the show, be like, all right, I'm going to stick around. Yep. All right.

Perfect. All right. Spin that wheel. It's going to be wet. No. Jesus. All right. It's going to be wet No Jesus Alright so now eliminate this name wheel We've gotten it under control now That you eliminate the name wheels

So we don't get backed up again Who's it going to be? Uh-oh. Has anyone ever landed on him? Do you have everyone fucks Justine on the wheel? No, I don't know what I have. He's a jealous type. I don't know what I have. Son Justine.

So there's this thing I saw on TikTok. Whoa! All right. That looks good. So let's throw on a KB as well. There's this thing that I saw on TikTok.

It's called the bottle... Sorry. The basket balloon challenge. So it's like a six foot by six foot area A bunch of those You know those balls when you're kids That you jump into the ball pits Those small sized balls

Like a hundred of those in that six foot by six foot area You juggle a balloon While that's in the air Pick up as many as you can Whatever leaves the area Those don't count And you just count the whatever Whatever you're holding

That sounds like so much fun. Oh my god, that sounds fun. So yeah, we're going to add that, and... Add it twice, yeah. Those are the only two. Yeah. And... Staten Island brunch. No, I'm kidding.

Just, uh, just... You can just do two if you want. Yeah, actually, those two. All right. I have a bunch of those balls. It's not too damn bad. KB's wild. All right.

Put it on the list. We haven't done one of those in forever either. KB's wild on the list, and let's make it. Zah recently said yesterday was the most drunk he's gotten in two either. KB's Wild on the list, and let's make it Zah recently said yesterday was the most drunk he's gotten in two hours. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're pushing that limit. That was a mistake.

Fuck. He's got to take a shot of beer for every celebrity we get wrong. Oh, my God. We have to spin for who's going to orchestrate KB's World? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Spin that shit and we'll all help. Join a fair.

Oh boy. So it looks like I'm doing it. Nick will be doing it with Brandon as the host. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Good show, everyone. Yeah.

See everyone tomorrow. I think maybe everyone's here tomorrow. We could go six more minutes to get our. Oh, we broke it on Thursday. Oh, fuck. You're right. Yeah. Yeah.

So I think it's natural. It's got to be natural. Yeah. Or we could just start a new streak. It's 80 minutes. I like that. Yeah. Perfect. This I think it's natural. It's got to be natural. No pressure there now. Yeah. Or we could just start a new streak that's 80 minutes. I like that. Yeah. Perfect. This was a yakagami.

This was? Oh. Oh, fuck. That's odd. Yeah, it is odd. We had good-ass chemistry. Yeah. Look at that.

Did Big T get taller? Yeah. He did. He grew. Puberty. Yep. All right. He told me that the other night. He said he woke up. Puberty. Yep. All right. He told me that the other night.

He said he woke up. Yakagami. Damn. It held. It held. It held. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow.

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