The Yak - Zah's Pullin and Mook's Pubescent | The Yak 9-12-23

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

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does a joke go too far man i'm wondering the same thing so there is uh news just broke dave just said mean girls have been uh let go i don't know it sounds like they were oh yeah oh you were breaking this yeah oh fuck okay so kyle buckle up buddy mean girls it's i would say it's a mutual uncoupling oh that makes sense yeah it's uh which one what oh brandon so all right so here's what happened, Kyle. Today, Mostly Sports debuted at 9 a.m. Congrats, boys. Great show. At the end of the show, what was the exact set? TJ, why don't you tell exactly how the setup of the show went?

No, it's fine. We were trying to go viral. We were trying to figure out ways to go viral on the first show. So Mark said we could say a slur on air. That usually works, or we could just do the mean girls thing and say something really stupid. Because there are clips where they say something stupid that go viral. And then Brandon was like, I don't want to get divorced. Oh.

And then, so what I think. Funny all around. Right. Good job, boys. What I'm guessing happened, Alex and Jordan, we all know, big supporters of Barstool. I think they were tuning in to mostly sports because they were trying to get the numbers up, helping out the team, and then Brandon made that joke, and then Alex walked into Dave's office like, I'm out. Probably.

So I think there's at least a 75% chance that Brandon Walker is responsible for this. The timing lines up with that perfectly. Yes, it does, Stephen. Because there's like a two-hour gap between when Brandon said that. He's not being serious. No, no, Stephen, go on. The timing lines up perfectly. No, the timing does line up.

It's perfect timing. Yeah. Yeah. You have blood on your hands for this. I don't. They're leaving. Good for them. They were like, we can't live in a hostile work environment like this. Now I get why they did that.

Yeah. Because Brandon's tough to work with. I'm in Chicago. Yeah, but your voice... Why am I answering this answering that yeah they're gone though they're gone they're a mutual uncoupling uh i think dave said that alex had a couple weeks left on her deal and i think it was awkward because i think jordan might have been in the office today and didn't know this i heard that and then he said it out loud and she what do you

mean she didn't know that's where it gets blurry. I'm not sure how I think you know Well, I think Alex was the one who went into Dave's office because Brandon made the joke about Alex not Jordan I'd rather get canned over email what I'd rather get canned over email than that Yes, definitely then to be randomly in the office when you are Told that it's over. Yes. I would agree. Not me.

I'd love to raise a stink and walk out with a cardboard box. Yeah. I'm not leaving. So you're saying there's room for a new hot lady podcast. Yes. Yes. Do you know anyone, Kate? I wonder who we're going to hire. No, I don't.

I don't. Introducing Mediocre Girls. Mildly non-threatening moms podcast. Attainable women. Yeah. I'd listen to that. That's the best. Yeah, you know what?

I think I can fuck them. Welcome back to Settle. If you're into women with low self-esteem who wear nothing but coals, is a spicy new podcast for you attainable women would rock who's your local girly like who's your girlfriend you have like an office girly um oh my brain immediately went i don't have friends uh megan making money i love that's your office i feel like That's your office girlie? I feel like she would be my office girlie out of kindness, because she's young and fun. You're fun.

Am I? Am I fun? Not really. You haven't met some girlies at the playground? I am making some playground girls. Are those literal girlies? Yes, I am. Like two-year-olds? Yes. We dress the same. uh no i'm making mom

friends i'm getting digits at the playground now there we go oh yeah nice that has to be intimidating it's intimidating as hell do you have any super feminine friends why do you ask like really good girly girl super girly yeah i was looking for some girly girls said girly too many times no i just want to know like you ever do like do you ever like switch up who you are around some friends oh good question no i feel like they all know who i do have super girly girl friends but yeah but no they don't expect anything of me do you do that kyle do you ever like switch up like talking politics or something? I'm pretty good at that. Or sports?

Depending on who the friend group is. I feel like wrestling groups, you get probably like, juke around a little bit more than you do with us. I have black friends that code switch around me. What? They talk white? They talk white to me, yeah. They're like,

dude, the Masters was sick this week. Don't make a joke. I went to the doctor. Yeah, and then they're around their other black friends, and I'm just like left out immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Do you meet in the middle, though, or do they go all the way to? No, they go all the way.

Oh, wow. You've infiltrated the culture. You're in that rap music video in the background. Oh, don't. You're in a rap... Wait, what? That goes hard. Right?

Or am I misremembering? Yeah. Was it another translucent redhead in the background of this rap video? I didn't know Baby Gronk had a rap song. You're in Macklemore? I went through a phase. Okay.

And I was... Do we have the video? Certainly. Yeah. And I was- Do we have the video? Certainly. Yeah. What was the rapper? His name is Kaz Mod. Okay. I have to find it.

Was he a Philly guy? He is a Philly guy. Okay. Did you just stick out so bad? I'm the only white guy. Wait, whoa, yeah, show this. It's like someone has their flashlight on on their phone. They're like, hey, what's going on over there? Turn your flashlight on. It's like someone has their flashlight on on their phone.

Hey, what's going on over there? Turn your flashlight on. That's embarrassing. Yeah. I mean, you'd stick out if it was a group of white guys. True. Facts. Yeah, you only really would fit in if it was like a rap video from Ireland. Yeah.

That's about it. Not even really. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like redheads over there. What do you mean? They get bullied harder. I thought that was where they make them all.

Yeah, but... Oh, they make them? I thought... Is it not like 30 to 40% of Ireland? I think so. But I've heard that they get bullied harder. Wow. Is there a country where you have a safe space?

No. Oh, man. That sucks. That's tough. Damn. I got places to go. it bullied harder wow is there a country where you have a safe space no oh man that sucks yeah damn i got places to go but i sent tj the video well i'm excited to watch it what's that what's playing on behind that was your phone no i know i was trying to retreat the stream what's that noise behind us let's find this rapid za i'm very upset at you for not hitting up your girl. Oh. That's breaking.

I got him the at and he said he won't do it at work. Yeah, it's pillow. What does that mean? Wait, what do you mean? It's pillow talk activities. I can't be hitting up your girl. You're on your Mel Tucker shit. Zah, pillow talk comes later.

You're just introducing yourself. Yeah, why don't you set a date for the pillow talk later? She lives where? I'm here in Alabama, so I assume she's from Alabama. Right to the flight. Fly her out right now. Break the tickets. Tasha, you're specifically waiting for horny hours to hit her up.

But wouldn't it be smart to hit her up non-horny hours to start? To set up the horny hours. I've never done it that way. I've never really done it that way. I'm usually a horny hours to start to set up the horny i've never done it that way i've never really done it that way i'm usually a horny hours only kind of guy okay za doesn't know this i have another message from her i said i walked by za today i was like did you hit her up he's like at work okay did you guys so he's on the photo yes she's a smoke you guys you guys done seen her oh okay she messaged me this morning at 7 59 a.m and said any tips on icebreakers with za i like him so much i'm so freaking nervous

let's go za oh you should just dude non-horny hours is where you start because you gotta you don't want to you want to go into the conversation straight. I'm not a misleader. What? I feel like that's misleading. What do you mean? I'm trying to get the cookie, and I want to dispute it. I shoot straight, man.

Send her a plane ticket. Just send her a plane ticket. Yeah. A plane ticket. That would be real hard. One way. Or you could just be like, hey, I know it's not horny hours, but I'll text you. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, just a heads up. I got your contact info. Wait to hear from me later. Yeah. Send her a calendar invite. When do horny hours start? Yeah.

Yes, maybe. No. When do horny hours start? So weekdays, usually about 8.30. Okay. 8.30, you know, people are on their couches, getting into bed. Yeah. Yeah, you get edible in you.

Weekend. The whole time? Saturday, probably like 4. Okay. Brunch. Brunch. Brunch. You start sending.

You got to let them non-horny brunch. And what about the Lord's Day? What about Sunday? Lord's Day. I mean, I'm kind of a Ram guy. Kind of an Islam guy. So anything goes. Okay. Got it.

I'm excited to see how this goes. She's very pretty though. I think it's pretty straightforward. Can you BCC us on these messages? Can we watch live? I don't know about that part. Wait, what were you... Oh, you're still finding the rap video.

But I'm happy for Zaha. So she's nervous about talking to Zaha. Yeah, yeah. Don't be nervous. Zaha's the best. Can we set an alarm for 8.30 so you send the message on the dot? Yeah. We're at times on behind.

Exactly at 8.30? No, she's in Alabama. That's straight down. Central time. Oh, shit. That same time zone? Yeah. We're at times on behind. Exactly at 830? No, she's in Alabama. That's straight down. Central time. Oh, shit. That same time zone? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, you need to know that. You need to know. Yeah. By the way, I have either a cow or a goat for you for this, if this works out. Wait, no, no, no, no. You promised a cow. Don't try to go goat now. All right.

We'll do cow. Well, no. We got to see how it goes. I think a cow is what you can get. A goat is just the introduction. What Zod said, if this works out. He owes you a goat right now. He owes you a goat right now.

It's like a player to be named later. It could be a cow to be named later. What needs to happen for it to become a cow? Yeah. A date. I think a date. In-person date. Brandon, I have a cow for you if you ever

decide to come to Zimbabwe so you see the whole the whole car part of it is is very sacred so a date is

too low right and I'm not trying to get married so it's kind of hard I was gonna say it'd be awesome if we played this

yeah I think we know what a cow we know what you need fucking gobble. Is there anything higher than a cow? No. Okay, wow.

It's usually cows for marriage. All right, so we got to work out the... You can't lead with a cow. That's why I said goat. Yeah. That's why I said goat. And Brandon, I don't think you actually want either of these, but we're going to get it for you.

Well, and you've got to go to Zimbabwe and bring it back. Love to have a goat or a cow. You have a big yard now. Why don't you get one? I could get it. I don't really have a big yard. I have a lake. I don't have a big yard.

Your cow would die so quickly in such a tragic fashion. Yeah, I'd kill it. It would just be... No, I'm saying like... No, I would... You'd get a cow and your family get attached to it and get struck by lightning or something yeah are we still doing the brandon and dead pet joke no but because ron ron kind of ruined that i thought he did kind of ruin it but

you do you not agree that you just have bad luck somewhat although i think today i had great luck i made the mean girl joke. Bam, they're out. Yeah. So maybe the luck is turning on old B-Walk. What was your guys' favorite mean girl memory? Mine was when Kim made me the cookies. It was probably Kim. She's not a mean girl though. Adjacent?

Let's bring back Kim. So a walker created the mean girls and a walker also ended the Mean Girls. Wow. That is true. Wow, a bookend. Look at you. I forgot Caitlyn kind of started them. But it was about neither

of them. No, it was about somebody else. Wait, what? Remind me of the story. It was about Hannah. Yeah. And they were just of the story. It was about Hannah. Yeah. And they were just in the mix. Alex was drunk. Right.

Caitlin was taking care of her. Right. Caitlin, you're not in content. Oh, yeah. Somebody called to talk to Alex, and Caitlin answered. Caitlin had the balls to pick up the phone. And she said, you're not supposed to be talking to her. You're not in content.

That's a wild thing to say. So wait, that was, so Hannah should have been the mean girl. I think they straightened it all out. Yeah, I don't know how Alex and Jordan came out of there the mean girls. I also don't, yeah, I think that also. But wasn't there a thing, no, that's not, that came kind of from that. That got Alex into Dave's, the Dave Portnoy show. And then they were being mean about one of dave's friends or something like that dave called him mean i don't think either of them are mean so

it never really they tried to lean into it but it's not them it wasn't quite them yeah they were fine they're all right they were fine all right girls alex yeah coffee when they look tired once yeah very nice they're completely fine girls. The okay girls. The okay girls. Is it maybe touch a mean? I mean, my favorite part was when Jordan wouldn't say hi to me in the kitchen every day. What? What do you mean? Just we stared at each other probably once a day.

Did you say hi to her? Yeah. It goes both ways. You're a mean boy. I mean, you're a mean boy. You're scaring at me. I mean, not staring, but. Show me what your face looked like. I wouldn't say hi to you.

Yeah. No, not at all. That's fair. It's like you want to steal my soul. Put your hood up. Quit doing that. I don't like that at all. Stop that right now, man.

All right, don't get too close. I don't like this. It's so weird. I actually had the same thing. I used to sniff Jordan's hair every day and she never said thank you. She didn't say fucking crazy. Really are mean. Yeah.

It's over though. I had no beef with them. No. Never did. What are you looking at me like that, Stephen? I never had beef with them. They were fine. They had beef with them. That's all you did. They were fine.

They had beef with other people. Clemmer. Clemmer. Yeah, this is actually kind of clemmer, right? Yeah. Partly. You think he'll tweak? Oh, I don't know.

God, he needs to. Do you think after they're officially done, they're going to be like, here's the tea on the people we don't like? Do you think they'll shit on us a little bit? I don't know if they'd do that. If they were smart, they would. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think they're too classy, but I think...

If they were smart, their first episode should just be dumping on all of us. Dump it out. Start a Patreon. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? That's the smart play. Yeah. Here's what it was really like.

Today's Tuesday. Oh, no. The original tweet was like, it's Tuesday, right? Or no, Monday. What's he doing right now? Almost. He thought he had something. I have to look at you to translate what he's doing.

No, he doesn't have anything. That's why Che will never be able to be mean. You just don't have it, man. The mean boy, Stephen Che. Sometimes I'm mean to reply people. What? What's the meanest thing you say? Yeah really mean it's always kind of kind of ask for it right the kind of mean first kind of shit on you have you ever been mean first to anyone have you ever had a time where you're like wow that was mean no i don't think so maybe back in like younger days but no nonsense we

needed it we're gonna get an update from pete hopefully about the new office at some point today but i think in the interim always stefan's saying no he's just saying no uh i thought he was here today his flight got canceled that's interesting yep uh we're gonna build a uh uh box for steven so he can be in the booth glass He's going to be standing right there. Maybe put some $1 bills in it with a fan. What do you have to say to that? You've been killing it, right? That would be great if we had the tunnel, the wind tunnel

with the $1 bills and we were just like Steven, every time you want to talk you have to give us $5 and we just hit the machine. Wait, that's a really good idea. I make that happen. That would be great. I might try to. You guys yak for a second.

I'm going to buy that machine. I'm going to try to find that machine. Wait, you're going to try to find that machine? Yeah, be a hurricane simulator, like a mall hurricane simulator. Okay, I'm going to find that machine. I'm going to take a quick break here. I'm going to find that machine. You're the best to be friends with, man.

Yeah. We've been prepping for Fella Friday a little bit. It's going to be incredible. So it's a tournament now? It's a tournament, bracket style. Everybody will submit. Three? Everybody's going to submit one, two fellas,

but a video for each round of the tournaments. We can have new videos each round. So if I submit a fella, he needs to come with four videos? Fella needs to come with four videos. So there's a little bit of a strategy of what video to show first. I was up all night collecting. Collecting fellas.

People, thankfully, have been sending. I'm sure you've all been getting fellas. I was going to ask about this because I got some fella DMs, but I want to find the fella myself. I want an organically found fella. So I haven't been checking all been getting fellas. I was going to ask about this because I got some fella DMs, but I want to find the fella myself. I want an organically found fella. So I haven't been checking the fella DMs. Okay. But you can do whatever you want.

I like organic. Can these videos, should they be TikToks or what? I don't think there's any restriction there. Just shoot me a link. Got it. Can it even be like a news story about a fella who doesn't even have a cell? Can it be like, look at this. a fella who doesn't even have a set can it be like look at this sure it doesn't have to do i don't think that i'm just saying like there's

really no parameters to your parameters what do i do in the event of a fellow repeater a fella first submitted fella gets priority part of the definition of a fella is that they're on the come up. Can I have one more stipulation? Say it does have to be social media. They have to have, like, they can only have X amount of followers. Like, they can't be big yet. What is a fella? Under 5,000 followers.

Under 5,000 followers. That's too low. That's tough. Under 10,000 followers. That's still, there's like... I think it's case by case. Okay, case by case. All right. But I do feel like it's not in your favor.

I think it's like under 100,000. Yeah, like Tony P has 40K on Instagram, 3K on TikTok. I've heard that that's an act. I saw online. I have inside sources, not an act. Jesus Christ. You have inside sources? Inside act Jesus Christ inside source inside so how many inches are you what they're only people that know that answer what's

83 inches well actually there's more than four yeah wait you've owned the only people in your penis okay what's 83 what's 83 inches? 6'9"? Okay, so you can fit in that. I found it. $250. Oh, that's not bad. I'm going to buy it. It's going to get here on Friday. We're going to do it. It's called the gas cube. The gas cube? Cash cube.

I'm going to try to find a better one, more sturdy one, but this one will suffice. It'll be a good temporary one. 83 inches is 6'11", right? Oh, I think so. Is that what you got? That sure isn't a cube. No, it's not.

Not at all. I think it comes with two fans. Yeah, that would be perfect. Can we put a lav mic on Steven? Wind? That would be funny. Yeah, well, just any. Can we put a lav mic on Steven? When Would be funny. Yeah, well just anytime he wants to talk yes five dollars

I'll fill the thing with like a thousand ones Yeah, just hit the fucking machine. Well, you don't get the money because you have to pay us we get the money I can't wait for the headline Barstool Sports puts minority in a cage Makes them pay to speak Yeah Oh this one's green That's way better Oh you got the green one? I think I'm gonna get the green one

Oh wait no this one looks even better How much is it? This one's 500 bucks looks a little sturdier The price has gone down. It was 250 before. No, no, like from previous years. That's the one I was looking at. That's a nice one.

I think we got to buy this one. Oh, wait, can you stand in that or do you only put your hand in it? No, you stand in it. Because that one is just a hand going in. What's that guy's hand doing? Yeah, what's that? Oh, you could do either. Okay.

Oh, two ways of playing. Okay. Feidelberg would have a field day with that hole. Do you guys ever put protection on any of these things? I probably should, but... The cash? Oh, yeah. You want to insure it?

I don't know. I think I feel like... If it breaks, does it matter I don't know. I think I feel like... If it breaks, does it matter? Uh, no. Right? Yeah, right. I think that would have been perfect for the stinky cloud. Yeah, that would have really...

Yeah, why don't we bring the stinky cloud back? That'd be fun with that. That was such a bad idea. Light work. No, it was a good idea. It was just executed for good idea It was a great idea I was sick so I didn't smell a single thing It really did smell Alright TJ I just sent you the one I bought

It's $650 Oh my god It's gonna get here Next Tuesday That'll be perfect And we're gonna put you in the cash cube next Tuesday that would be perfect. And we're going to put you in the cash cube. Every day.

Every day? You'd be a very funny person for somebody to just look at your money and your transactions. It's all over the place. We were joking about it because it's, look at that. That's sick, right? That looks nicer than the other one.

Yeah, I got you a nice one. Listen, I take care of my guys. I'm not buying the low rent cash cube. I'm buying you one that you can do activities in. Can we put something else in there that if he grabs on accident? Bees. Yeah. Nice. Something sharp. One bee. A poop dollar. Or you think a dart like a you think a dart would maybe fly? I think a thumbtack would.

Yeah, thumbtacks. Oh, thumbtacks. Yes, thumbtacks. Also, it might be able to pop the. You think a sticky mousetrap. Oh, yeah. Yeah, TJ. That's a great idea.

Sticky mousetrap. Sticky mousetrap. That's a good idea. Okay, so. One gets like right on top of your head. Yeah, so Steven, there'll be three sticky mousetraps in there. I've got to buy the sticky mousetraps. No.

It's a sticky mousetrap? What does it do? It just sticks you with glue? The mouse can't get out of it. It's like super crazy strong. Wait, but how is that the humane way to do it? It's not. It's not.

It's actually way worse. So that doesn't kill it. No. Then you bludgeon it with a hammer. But a lot of worse. So much worse. So that doesn't kill it. No. Then you bludgeon it with a hammer. But a lot of times they'll try to bite their little paws off. Yeah. There's no getting them off it, really. Okay, so Steven, if you try to gnaw your own wrist off, we'll help you.

Okay? Do you want to play a game? Why don't we just... We should do that once, but we're missing a really good opportunity for a stinky cloud in there. We should have everybody in there, and whoever gets the least amount of money, stinky clouds in there as well. There's a lot of possibilities. Everyone goes individually? Yeah.

Yeah. I like it. Throw some glue traps on there, too. That was such a good idea. You ever glue your fingers together? It is no joke. You ever glue your fingers together? It is no joke. You've glued your fingers together? With, like, super glue?

Yes. Yeah, I can't say that's happened. Intentionally? Mm-mm. Not really. What's two fingers? You have to think about that? Why did you have to think about that?

Yeah, wait, what? These two. Why did you have to think about that? I think it was on purpose. I mean, this was several years ago. Okay. You have to really want to see how strong it is. I remember as a kid putting it to see, yeah? I think it was on purpose. I mean, this was several years ago. Okay. If it's super glue, you want to see how strong it is. I remember as a kid putting it to see.

Yeah, it was fucking pure. But not Elmer's glue, like super glue. It will rip your skin. It will eat through your skin. Remember the chick who did her hair with super glue? Yeah. With Gorilla Glue? Oh, yeah.

She had to get her scalp removed. It became like a Ken helmet. Yeah. Hair. It looked good. It just, I think, was really bad for her skin. Yeah. You find it, TJ?

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Yeah. She sued Gorilla Glue. Wait, I didn't know she sued Gorilla Glue. Is that before or after? That's way too much Gorilla Glue. Wait, no, didn't... Did I just read sued wrong? It's used.

Used. Wow, that's bad. That's the same letters. No, that's bad. That is bad. I think I'm getting old. She ended up in the hospital? Because I think her scalp was like...

Oh. Yeah. Superglue comes in containers that are like this oh she's a chicago lady she's trying hard oh that's chance the rapper right reading competition yeah our best celebrities including chance the rapper oh hey oh well she might be from chicago too i was gonna say she might be my fella bring her in in. Yeah, what's a lady fella? We told you no. I know, no lady fellas.

No lady fellas. I guess they don't have the same zhuzh. Kate could bring a lady fella, but she'll get voted off so fast. Yeah, that would dock you points. I don't know about you guys, but my algorithm is super fucked up now from the fella search. Really? Fucked up in a good way? Yeah, it's awesome.

Are you searching something in the bar no but i'm purposely like interacting with fellas that i see pop up so now i'm just getting spammed with fellas that's not a bad thing it's not bad the king of finding fellas that's not a fella that's a creature creature creature tries to make you want to kill us fellows are more human he tries to poison people with the internet. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a big difference. There's ways to tell between creature and fella. Also, are we going to know, am I going to be like, here's my, or is it going to be like anonymous? Anonymous. Like anonymous. Yeah. Okay.

And we talk about them, we discuss. Okay. And then if they advance, they have a like treasure trove of videos that we can well i don't know i think the person who finds them needs to present them and well maybe you give a blurb to tj about the fella that's like anonymous if you want to i'm just scouring the internet i like your shirt brandon thank you how do you feel about steven asking you about your 50th birthday i think how old are you again there's one i am 44 years old yeah and we're sitting there this morning steven looks at me and says

unprompted brandon do you have big plans for your 50th birthday which i acknowledge was a few years away thank you for acknowledging that i'm 44 it's six years away stays do you have big plans how do you birthday 37 do you have big plans for what once you you? 37. Do you have big plans for your... What? Once you're, like, past, like, 30, it's... You got to think about it for a sec. Yeah, 37. No, you don't.

Do you have big plans for your... That's not true. Thinking about your age? That's not true. No, but it actually came up during dinner last night. My wife was like, hey, like, for your 40th birthday, like, in a few years, it's going to be also our 10-year anniversary. Like, we something big i was like okay yeah that makes sense wait you just fell for that birthday you fell for that what do you mean she just took your birthday away

you made it about her oh you just literally got your birthday taken dude i don't really celebrate like it's like right before super bowl week so that's the priority so wait so you've been 37 for like eight months and you still had to think about it? Yeah, I mean, I don't get asked my age that often. Is this like a pants shirt thing? That I don't remember my age instantaneously? Mook, how old are you? 26.

See? It's a little slow. That wasn't as slow as yours. You made a noise. How old are you, KB? 30. People try to be cool. You think about it every day the older you get.

Yeah. I'm like, I think I'm 36 or 37. That's how I feel. Really? Is that how it goes? I think about it every day. Yeah. Every day.

Every day. Yeah. Yeah. Every single morning. My biological clock is ticking. I need to spread seed. Fast. TJ, how old are you?

There it is. I feel like once you're past 35, it starts to get a little... It doesn't matter anymore. I'm sure I'd be thinking about 40 every day. Oh, yeah, I am. I'd said that the other day when we were watching the first football game.

I said to PFT, bum me out. I was like, this is our last full football season in our 30s. Next year, the Super Bowl will be 40. I'm older than every player on the Colts. Seriously? Are you 30? That's crazy.

Every player? Every player on the Colts. I think I'm older than a couple of the Rockets parents. We'll start bumming you out as coaches because obviously I'm older than a couple of the Rockets' parents. See what we'll... Yeah. Yeah, probably. We'll start bumming you out as coaches. Because obviously I'm older than every player, but coaches... Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel.

I think I'm older than... McVay. Sean McVay. Yeah. But you aren't older than every player yet. Well, LeBron's still around. He's a month older than me. Yeah, true. Rodgers. Rodgers. Well, LeBron's still around. He's a month older than me. Yeah, true.

Rodgers. Rodgers. Oh, yeah. Steven, your pick looked right yesterday. No. The Bill's taking a step back. No, but the Jets are his Super Bowl pick. I know, and that looked damn good.

No, Aaron Rodgers is gone. That team is unbelievable. If they only had a quarterback. I watched the full game. Diehard Jets guy, though. That defense is insane. They're very good. And what kind of leash does Josh Allen have?

Yeah. Josh Allen, big one. He was throwing the ball like recess just ended. And they'd just be like, oh, he's a gunslinger. That's just part of his game. He just threw it up to two Jets. And I saw Jordan Whitehead get the second pick, and I was like, who is this guy? I Wikipedia'd him.

Beaver County, PA. Wow. Outside of Aliquippa. I swear to God, I said, he has one more in him. Sure enough, he gets a third. You know who's from Beaver County, PA? This is a tiny county right by West Virginia. Well, Mike Ditka's from Aliquippa.

Mike Ditka. Yeah. He's not your P.I. Who's the Mike Ditka? Darrell Rivas. Yes. Tony Dorsett. Wow.

Joe Namath. Wow. Damn. Ty Law. And that's just football. And there's Pistol Pete Maravich. Wow. I thought he was from...

I didn't think he was from there. I thought he was from, like, South Carolina or something. Yeah, maybe. You were going off there for a second there. But Aliquippa, people think, oh, it's like Pittsburgh. No, that's closer to West Virginia than downtown Pittsburgh. Are there coaches from Aliquippa too? Probably.

That county, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the Jets look good. Did he have one more in him? Oh, he was right. Okay. He got three picks. Yeah, he got three.

Yeah, Josh Allen, it's chaotic. People want me to answer for him throwing picks. I mean, Stephen might have been right about the Bills. Yeah, that was not a good. He played a very bad game last night. That's a fact. All he had to do was not make mistakes, and they went easily. Agreed good he played a very bad game last night that's a fact all he had to do was not make mistakes and they went easily agreed he played a very bad game is he like did they confirm he's like out for the whole season for sure for sure at least that's a career

that might be a career that might be a career definitely 39 years old that sucks so bad so you think that was more of the bills offense offense fucking up than the Jets defense being? A little bit of both. They made them fuck up. Yeah, no, the Jets defense is very good. And Josh Allen does get chaotic energy going. I did see what made me laugh is there. Did you guys see, obviously, the DraftKings promo that was the Never Forget parlay?

Yes. Did that hit? Did it hit? That would be crazy if it hit. They should actually retract the apology if it hit. No, it wasn't. Told not to block that. Was the drive sign involved?

Oh, Yankees got rained out, didn't they? Oh, yeah, they might have. The Mets lost. Either way, I mean, it was stupid, obviously. You can't be like, the whole company sucks just because it was dumb. It was dumb. Some person woke up and was like, I'm going to put this in there, and it was stupid. Either way, I saw someone reply and was like, make it right.

Give us Aaron Rodgers over half a yard passing, Josh Allen over half a yard rushing, and make it plus 911. If they had done that and it hadn't hit because he didn't get a passing yard. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yeah, not a single passing yard. Four plays. Four plays. And the season's over.

And they had that awesome. Yeah, it's super awesome. He ran out with the flag on 9-11. The walkout. It was great. Yeah. Rodgers' last completion is to a lion. Oh, great point, Nick.

I'm going to put that in my head and say that all the time. Do you know that Ray and Roger's last completion was to a lion? Wow. Yeah. Maybe ever. And Clemmer, that clip of Clemmer. He can play that like he's... Vinny Testaverde?

Yeah. The best tweet was Donnie saying it looked like when Billy picked him up, it looked like he had Woody from Toy Story in his arms. Really did. Really did. I also saw one person be like, I saw the video of Rogers collapsing, but I just don't believe that he's injured. Making a nice, because Rogers I don't think believes in 9-11.

I mean, you can see his... You can see his Achilles rupture. I know that was a joke about seeing the video and being like, but I still don't believe it. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah. The last time I was excited

to start a season was the year after they made the AFC Championship game against the Broncos. Tess DiBernie in the first quarterback game goes back, blows the Cody's out. It's the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning. That fucking game. Do not put that in the ether because I don't know what the fuck you decided to play now.

Clemmer Damas. And Billy, just a great reaction when Rodgers goes down. He's like, no, no, no. He's just trying to slow the game down. Yeah, it was the first quarter play. He's just doing this as a boy. Block manager. I couldn't believe it.

I do feel bad for Jets fans. That is, it really is the most insane. All right, how bad is Zach Wilson? Very bad. Really, really bad. When I saw it, I don't think he looked that bad. I think a lot of the, at least guys. They weren't letting him throw the ball down the field.

It was all screens and little passes. Right. And, Che, you were a big Garrett Wilson guy. Fantasy application is awful. Scroll down, TJ. They put a side by side video. Seven PPR with Zach Wilson. You know, he's very bad.

He's very, very bad. Who's the backup? They're looking for someone new. Jameis. I'm excited about this team. Andy Dalton would actually be decent. It's got to be Kaepernick. Kaepernick.

He's got to be Kaepernick. He'll throw that out there. He's ready to go. He's been training for six years. It's great for Kaepernick. What's the old Egyptian saying? You die twice. You die when you die, and you die the last time someone utters your name.

Yeah. Kaepernick's just never going to retire because people will be 20 years from now. He's always ready. Yeah. People are like, what yeah kaepernick's just never gonna retire because people will be 20 years from now he's always ready yeah people like what about kaepernick don't play it that is so good did you see the tweet that predicted it? Yes. That guy's crazy. Is that real? He has like nine followers.

Yeah. It has like 10 million impressions. There's always something like that. But that one's very specific. I bet you people send out a ton of tweets and then when one of them happens, they delete They private all the accounts. Yeah. Yeah.

But what was the prediction? Like that he would tear his Achilles on a wet turf? Yeah, look. Aaron Rodgers is going to tear his Achilles on a rain-drenched MetLife turf in two and a half hours. That's insane. The turf, man. See, I can see that being real.

Everyone talks about the turf, like, being shitty there and taking so many players out. They just redid the turf there, too. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, because it was, like, Kyle Shanahan complained last year about the turf at MetLife. I don't understand. I guess this is a sports topic, but if you can have grass, have grass. Why wouldn't they have grass? They're not in a dome.

The maintenance is obviously I agree. They also have to swap out logos in the center, right? They paint it like anybody else. Two things are grass. It is stupid. Football's meant to be played on grass.

Or just put a Giants and Jets logo. Done. Oh, that would be cool. Does he get to keep all the money? Yeah, I think. Well, he took a pay cut, though, so I think this year he's only getting paid like $3 million. I bet you they would have lost with him, man.

What? I could see them losing that game with Rodgers in. Just a butterfly effect? Like the defense doesn't play as well? I'm happy with what I saw. Are you a Jets fan now? Always has been. I grew up one.

Stopped in like 2012. Because I'm a fan of good teams. If they're bad, why would I want to watch? Fair. Like a band or a TV series. Yeah. That's a good strategy for life. 10 wins.

But would you switch over your fandom or do you just take a break from football? No, I don't think you could switch your fandom. No, you just... You like your team when they're good. Right. And you watch them when they're good. And you watch good football versus bad football.

Yeah, so you checked out for 11 years and you're back. He was back for Aaron Rodgers. Actually, 2010, I think, when they made the AFC championship. Yeah. And then you're like, now they're back. They have Rodgers. Right. AndFC championship. Yeah. And you're like, now they're back. They have Rodgers. Right. And now this.

Yeah. Yeah, because I actually, that makes sense that you weren't watching when you just asked, is Zach Wilson really that bad? Yeah. I didn't watch. He is bad. I've never seen him. He's bad.

Real bad. You can just see like in his eyes that he's. Yeah. You can't have confidence in him. He used to get like a mustache or something. Something. Or Wilson and, They were, right? Wilson and Trey Lance back-to-back?

Or was that different drafts? No, they were. Yeah. Wow. Bad. Yeah, it was Trevor Lawrence, Wilson, Trey Lance. And they got picked over Michael Parsons. And the Jets also won a meaningless game in like week 16, I want to say,

to screw them out of the Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. So, very Jets. The whole thing is just very Jets. But would Trevor Lawrence have a ruptured Achilles right now? I believe yes. Like I believe that like if the Bears had drafted Patrick Mahomes, he would get hit by a bus.

Yeah. Definitely. That's just how it goes. Some franchises just are not meant to have good quarterbacks. It just happens. Maybe you should get a Zach Wilson jersey. I mean, I don't get why you would hate the guy. No one hates him.

Jets fans need to support this guy. No one hates him. Still confidence in his veins. Turn what around? They're already on top. Great point. What an O. Wilson should have all the confidence.

Yeah. It was a good story that the guy that scored the game-winning punt return, like, that's the guy who this clip was going viral, where he, like, was basically the last guy to make the team and didn't expect to make the team. I didn't even know that. That was a made-for-Steven-Che story. Yeah.

Yeah. They, like, brought him into the coach's office and the GM's office and be like, so you know why you're here? And he's, like, thinking he's getting kind of like, you made the team. We really appreciate your hard work. He's the one who turned the pot. Yeah, what a moment. It's beautiful.

Now, Sass was at the game. Yes. Do you think he stayed the whole time? Hmm. Yeah, I think he went out with some people. Yeah, he went out with some people. Oh, they went out after. Yeah, I think he was with Gabe Davis.

Wait, the Bills stayed? Yeah, why'd they go out? He said Gabe Davis called him fat. Yeah. He has been a little chunkier. That's okay. He'll figure it out. That's so devastating for him, though.

Who? For Sass. As a Bills fan? As just, he's a big Gabe Davis guy. He really wanted to have a more expansive fantasy league. Jeff D. Lowe started one, and Sass stayed on long enough to draft Gabe Davis and then just left. No. Never meet your heroes.

At least he still has Philly. Yeah. Yep. He'll be fine. Mm-hmm. Yeah fine yeah mook you got a big game thursday yeah yeah i'm gonna be uh in dc so i have to watch it on my phone the first half i think you got to submit your fellows i'll submit some you gotta pre-submit some fellows i might be uh parlaying with some fellows this weekend. I feel like you have some homegrown. Wait, what? You know some fellows. I'm going to be in D.C. Tony P's coming? What?

I can't confirm or deny that. Shout out to Tony P. No confirmation, but I might see Tony P this weekend. Oh, my God. I hope you end up in his highlight reel from the weekend. I mean, let's just say. With your fit on as well. I'm going to do a game day fit.

And I'm going to hike the ball to that motherfucker. Perfect hint. I have no idea what this video is going to be. Yeah. You got to get a behind the scenes of Tony P. Yeah, I want to go out with him. Yeah. I want to get real fucked up with Tony.

Well, I don't think. No, he's not a drinker. I bet you he gets a bug. What are you doing? He's going to be like that Wayne Brady. He's not a drinker. He has some beers. He says that he likes to taste them, but he's not a big drinker. Well, I don't think, no, he's not a drinker. I bet you he gets a bug. What are you doing? He's going to be like that Wayne Brady. He's not a drinker. He has some beers, right? He says that he likes to taste them, but he's not a big drinker.

Okay, true. Taste them. So you're going to most likely end up with maybe splitting some apps. Yep. And then some type of museum. Yeah. I'm down for him to show me around if he's down, if he's willing. Wait, so have you reached out?

You have? Has he responded? Yeah. what'd he say oh yes what'd he say saturday afternoon oh this is huge man i'm really happy for you don't blow this i'm gonna blow it yeah i shouldn't have i even told tj yesterday i'm like i shouldn't say anything but i'm just too excited yeah about the opportunity that'd be great if his next one was like a day in the life of a recently uh came out of the closet gay guy and it's just you and him i mean i'd do it for the culture if i had to you'd have to you would have for the fellow culture fellow culture yeah i know i think it's on the next anus And I don't want to spoil it but can you at least say No Yeah maybe

Yeah I'll hint at it I went on a date on Friday Chicago queen great girl We hit some dive bars Had some drinks and then I woke up the next morning And she sent me notes On how I did as a date a note like things you did well coming out she sent me a note saturday thursday no spoilers but i just really love that can't

wait no yeah yeah things you need i know give us one note as a teaser for the anisa episode because this is uh incredible this i can't believe this is. I don't. He's on this run of things like this. Give us a medium note. She gave you notes of things you need to improve or did wrong. Just like highlights. Say the hands one.

Oh fuck. Alright let me. There's a hands one? How do you fix your hands? I want a hands one. So she said doing gay shit with his hands three times throughout the night. What? Look at that B. Okay, so tune in to Anne's on Thursday for the whole list. But what?

Did you like her? Show us what you did. Yeah, we hung out again Sunday. Whoa. I love this woman. Gay shit. What were you doing with your hands? I don't know, dude.

What was it? Was it this? I was doing a little bit of that. Wait, what? That's gay? What? At the bar? What is this?

That is gay. What are you doing? That's gay as fuck. I've never even done this. Yeah, that's gay as fuck. Also, what's the context of this? I was pretty buzzed, and we were both like, we had a good rapport. We were taking shots at each other, you know,

and she would like take a dig at me, and I'd be like, ah. That sucks, dude. Oh, my God. That's like a preamble to tickle wrestling. Oh, dude. Yeah. Don't do that around me. Yeah, that sucks.

That made me feel weird. I don't know what happened. Yeah, I'm glad that made it known. Did you see the repertoire? I don't think so. I don't think I've ever done this. You did it three times or did three different? Three times.

Three different times? Kept doing that? Three times. She's right. The first time she said, she's like like you're giving me the egg right now And you said oh stop it Yeah, so there's all right say no more Not even close to the worst one

We you guys don't know the list Over his shoulder and was like, oh god that's a long lift who saw who's he was like playing on the football thing he saw it over his shoulder and he was like that was a long one yeah but we hung out again sunday and uh i talked to mook before the show he's like let's not bring that up because i don't know if i want to say it because it makes me look like the biggest loser. It does. The whole point of this. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

No, that's great. It's a great tease. Yeah. Yeah. Did you fix any of the things? Yes. I didn't do gay hands. Good.

Okay. Did you get another? She makes fun of you and you're just like, I'll fucking knock you out. Yeah. I'm going to fucking punch her in the face next time're gonna over get real hands that reminds me why i oughta this woman posted the video of her guys ick and they were like scuba diving together on some tropical vacation and above the water he's up with a snorkel and then she brings the camera below the water and he's like this ick phenomenon is gonna make guys not have fun anymore

yeah i was just letting loose i was just having a good time i saw the video of the the ick of the guy running and tackling waves in the ocean wait can i see some of these videos that's a new trend oh yeah it's like guys now that we have a word for it like girls anything that looks like they're embarrassing or vulnerable I've seen one which that one never made sense I don't get literally just describes men it's like my boyfriend's beige flag is he never asks details on anything it's like okay yeah that's literally every guy. New ick unlocked? I mean, that is sassy. Yeah.

That is sassy as fuck. Look at his anal area. He's riding. Oh, I want to see some more ick. Yeah, and the worst part is you do understand them. New ick unlocked. Oh, that's bad. That's those socks i've always hated those socks you can't wear those without shoes yeah

you just gotta know that that is a real ick i'm never going hiking with my boyfriend again. She's dating. Oh, he's swinging. Yeah. I think that's rowback. Rowback. Looks comfortable as fuck. Very comfy. I don't even know what that is. Oh, this is the one I was talking about.

The water is tough. Yeah, yeah. That's somehow worse than you described it, Kane. Look at him. He's a ballerina underwater. I hope the next one is just like Mook from across the park. My new ick is my boyfriend trying to ride a horse. Oh, whoa.

What is he doing? He's all the way. Oh. Do you guys have icks? My new ick unlocked. Oh, yeah. I do, yeah. A lot of guys swimming is ick for women.

I guess I would be. Yeah. I don't think I have icks for women. I do, yeah. What? Yeah? Yeah. Poop?

When they poop? No, that's surprising. It's just kind of... Gross is different than ick. Can you say one? Like, what's... No, because... Because I'm fine. I don't want to call anyone out

i don't know do you guys think you have icks definitely yeah i shouldn't ask for steven's the whole like i didn't see what the last guy was doing wrong steven's that actually should be we should just tape steven on a sunday that's all his icks are unlocked. I can't afford to have icks. I've been married 17 years. My wife doesn't have icks. She just has things she fucking hates about me. Like what? Probably a lot of shit.

But that's different than an ick. Right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm past ick. I wonder if I have an ick. Yeah, you have an ick. I'm going to text. I'll see if I have an ick.

I have to. When a girl spontaneously starts rapping. Like the lyrics to the song. How often does that happen? More than you'd think. Yeah. Yeah. To the ad.

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With their low price guarantee, you can be confident that you wear boxers. Yeah. I bet you that you walking around in just boxers would be an ick. I don't think, I think y'all are overreacting to the boxers and it's a lot more normal than you're acting. I think boxers are very normal. I know one for most of us when we were rollerblading or roller skating around the office. Just looking like losers. Probably, yeah.

Am I too masculine for an ick? You might be. Mook, do you have other icks? I said this earlier, I can't afford to have ics. Yeah. So maybe if you're the ick king. Yeah, is your ick when girls are into you? Yeah.

My ick is when a girl touches my penis. Oh, yeah. I hate that. But kind of when it's like not. That shit pisses me off. Get the fuck away. And then they go, aw. Yeah. That shit pisses me off. Get the fuck away. And then they go, aw.

I don't like when girls say they're big eaters because they're lying. Fact. Can't house meatballs. Fact. Chill. Fact. Chill. I love pizza.

No, you don't. Yeah, no, you don't. For real. Do you eat enough pizza that gives you a stomachache for two days? You don't love pizza. Right. I agree with that. Yeah, like, oh, I love ice cream.

No, you don't. I'll eat ice cream until I'm sick. You like Halo Top once a week, maybe. Yeah, right, right, right. A small. If you ever order a small at an ice cream store, you don't love ice cream. No. Not at all. That pisses me off.

That might be the ick. I'm trying to think of my ick, but I just. I just keep picturing, like, a racist guy. Like, I don't like Spanish girls for some reason. Yeah, my ick, but I just... I just keep picturing a racist guy like, I don't like Spanish girls for some reason. Yeah, my ick is non-white. Yeah. What are you doing there, Brando?

Go use my sink. It's a slop sink. And there's been people in and out. Yeah, no, that's happened a couple times yeah i've had to pinch it off they see your dinky no they come around the other corner so i hear them and then i okay i'm like uh just you know washing my hands over here i want to see some more x yeah i would like I would like to as well. I'm trying to think. I've got to have... Yeah, Kate, what are your icks?

When a man's well-groomed. Oh, regular shirt. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, this is the video. Here we go. Oh, shit.

That's so much worse than I thought. Wait, wait, which one are you? Wait, go back. I got to watch this again. Here we go. What are you doing there? You look like you got accidentally- Greatest crew.

Oh my God. You're in here, dude. You're significantly younger than- Wait, how did this come to be? Who are these dudes? I don't know. Luke, what's the background of this? Holy shit.

Holy shit. Yep. Happy as a clam. Luke, you're a king, dude. Those are my boys, dude. You're a fucking man, dude. He's a man. I've never been in a rap video. You're a fucking man, dude. He's a man. I've never been in a rap video.

Also not matching their vibe at all. Is that your only scene? Yeah, that's the only scene. They cut me out of everything else. But you went and filmed other scenes where you were dancing? Oh, we went from Philly to Coney Island to film this music video. And I was there all day. What are some other things you did in non

and scenes that didn't make i mean if you look at the video he's like walking down the line like dapping people up i didn't get my dap didn't make it wait can we see you in the background no he cut i'm like cut out of everything and for good reason i mean that's this is the reveal of you is wait oh yeah they use the other angle you're standing over there yeah come on where is he so you got tapped up and they didn't nice that's sick come on wait so these are your friends basically i need more info i don't understand 15 years older than you at the moment wait wait was there cut out again

how did you get recruited for this oh i can explain that when they all put their arms up i was vibing where is he i need more i need another another second drop. Another second. No, I think that's the only frame I'm in. All right, well, let's watch the frame again, because I could watch it over and over. Wow. And you went from Philly to Coney Island.

Yeah. How old were you? Like 14, 15. How were you friends with these guys? Basically, this guy's from northeast Philly. There he is. You go hard, dude. Stub.

That's hard as fuck. I'm repping the boys, dude. Stub. That's hard as fuck. I'm repping the boys, dude. Oh, my God. That is so good. Make any sense. Holy fuck. Watch it. Lead up to it again.

I mean. Can we please hear it? I need to hear the song. It's got to be. There's no way we'll get in trouble. Yeah. Probably. got to be. There's no way we'll get in trouble. Yeah. Probably not. We have to be fortunate.

Good times, good laughs. Good rhymes, good grass. Your climb should last. Yeah, that's good. All right. So basically, that rapper Kaz is like a 32-year-old dude at the time from northeast philly and he needed studio time and my boy had a studio in his house in his basement and somehow him and my boy got linked up so this dude kaz would like come over every day uh to my boy's house like every summer

and just record music and he was like yeah you want to be in a music video i was like hell yeah i do and just went to coney island with him and his gang of demons and recorded a music video do you still keep in touch with these guys no i don't know if any of them 14 going on this trip to the coney island your parents are super were they like drinking and doing drugs when yeah, they were fucked up. How did you explain this to your parents? I said, so my selling point was at Coney Island, I was going to run a surfboard and surf. And that was going to be part of the music video.

Wait, did you pitch that to them? He was like, do you know how to surf? I was like, yeah. Well, you pitched this to Kaz Mode. Yeah. And he was like. And then I got there and no surfing how did you know how to surf yeah i can surf okay you surf i can surf yeah holy

i'm nice on a board i can skateboard and how did you initially get in with these guys he just like kept hanging out at my friend's place was your friend was your friend also yeah my friend was the big dude with the dope shirt on shout out tyler um but yeah he had a studio in his house and somehow they got linked up and and you ended up in a music video yep cas the only one you're in yeah wait a minute what was that pause? Hold on. No. No, that was just dramatic effect. No, I'm not. Are you sure?

I don't know. Maybe. Will you add any other filmings for music videos? No. Okay. No. I wish. Could you hit him up and get the deleted scenes?

He might be in jail. Might so. I heard some things about him a couple years back. I don't know. Kaz Mod? Kaz Mod. I don't know if he still raps. Good fella.

Good guy. Super nice guy. But it was weird. I was 14 hanging out with a 32-year-old and his boys. Yeah, probably not a good guy. Yeah, probably not. he fully used my friend for like studio time we gotta find we gotta find who produces your video friend like 14 at the time yeah do we have any way of finding who made the video so we can get the deleted scenes i can i'll hit up my boy there's no way they still have the foot oh man

we just remake the whole song with just moop. Just moop. Oh, man. Did it take off? I didn't see the numbers. No. It will now. Were you excited when it was dropped, though?

Did you do a watch party with your family? I don't think I showed my mom and dad. I think I told them I was just hanging out at Tyler's house that day. Got it. Yeah. They would have asked questions. Yeah. Rightfully so.

Yeah. 35-year-old rap. That's my boy Tyler right there, the big boy. Big as hell over 14. You guys are the same age? Mm-hmm. I didn't go through puberty until I was like 19. Okay.

Do you think there's like a part of Kazma that's like I was next up and then I put Mook in my video? I might have tanked his whole career. Hey, what the fuck? Who's that guy? Yeah. That's one of his boys? Yeah. Yeah, there of his boys? Yeah. Yeah, there we go.

Luke looking crazy in this. Yeah, let's go. No way. Oh, man. What's going on? Oh. Put Luke's scenes back. We need to get a re-release. The moot cut.

Yeah. You just dapping people off So funny man Your daps weren't clean Is that an ick to be in a rap video? No It's the opposite Is that street cred?

It's an ick to not be in a rap video Facts Yeah Did you like In the car on the way up there Like did you feel so cool? You wanna know the worst part? Yes

Tyler, my friend's parents drove us up Oh Saperone Yeah It was around for you Were they like there waiting in the car You want to know the worst part was Tyler, my friend's parents drove us up. Oh. Chaperone. Yeah. Were they like there waiting in the car while you guys were doing all this? Yeah. No, they were there.

Like on the boardwalk. Oh. While we filmed. This guy's like 32? Yeah. All right. That's probably good parenting, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, yes and no. It's mortally embarrassing. Yeah. Mortally. Mortally. yeah yeah well yes and no it's mortally embarrassing yeah i'm surprised you're still alive yeah wait send a screenshot of you in the rap video to that girl and speak how can i be gay yeah look at this yeah you're the best man you really are that's insane did you get a separate i actually the best is when i was talking to nick about you moving and everything and we were talking like yeah mook should be more regular on the yak and i was like so what's his vibe like and nick was like he can he can just be the butt of a joke if he needs to be i've been at my yeah that's my role i was like great yeah this was a natural one though

that was so fucking funny holy shit I don't think like a one second clip of anything could make me laugh that's hard as that that's high art was it a full second or was it less it might have been less

I think it was at 225 I'm the only one smiling big smile on his face less i think it was at 225 i'm the only one smiling that's a hell of a jump scare dude your hair's kind of going there though you got a little bit of the alabama swoop i had the bieber cut yeah all during phase. You look really happy. I think I was just nervous. Back when you were 14 years old? Yeah. That's Big Mac.

That was his nickname. He played ball? Yeah, he played ball. Left tackle. Wait, is that the back of your neck in that frame? Uh... Is that the back of your neck in that frame? Uh. Oh, man. When this video came out, were you, like, excited? This dude.

Yeah, we need to know about this dude. That's a fella. Yeah, who is him? Who's him? That guy didn't speak to me. That guy looks like he doesn't speak to anybody yeah oh hello how many views watch him steal boom steal the girl take her then just fucking hightail it out of there there's not even a sliver of you anywhere

else i imagine the editor was putting that scene in of me and was like holy fuck let's get through this as fast as we can after the filming was done were you like that was fucking awesome did you share that video with people I kind of felt awkward the entire time

as soon as I got there it didn't make any sense. Yeah. It would be awkward there. You look totally like you fit in. Yeah. Yeah. Do we have more icks, TJ?

I'm addicted to the icks. Not an ick. Officially not an ick being in a rap video. Stamina? That's a, yeah. Is that it? Pretty good Yeah, that's not Nick Okay

I once saw my dad run like that in the rain It tore my whole childhood up Ooh, dadics are real Yeah I wonder if KB walking back drenched a whole childhood up. Ooh, dad eggs are real. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if KB walking back drenched with the... Ask for a doggy bag. Why is that an egg?

Greedy wheel. You walking... Oh, yeah, that has to be one. Yeah. A lot. Oh, I do that. I do that? What the fuck?

None of these are eggs. Talc on his bag? No, that's normal. That's... Oh, that's weird. That's literally gross that's yeah that's weird asking for a doggie bag that isn't well she has a shit on her plate yeah new watch your boyfriend's father wrestle yeah that's an ick

wait is it an ick because they're wrestling or an ick because he an ick wait is it an ick because they're wrestling or an ick because he's losing I just I like picture myself sitting there and I'd be like

I'm having trouble watching this right now I don't even know if I'd be able to explain it I think that's the thing about ick just make sure you're winning

okay yeah that's not an ick if you win at wrestling no I think it'd be weirder if he was whipping his dad's ass in the pool that would kind of rock though

this is a account that stitches videos and like writes down No, I think it'd be weirder if he was whipping his dad's ass in the pool. That would kind of rock, though. This is an account that stitches videos and, like, writes down all of the things that women have said that men aren't allowed to do. Oh, okay. It's like an aggregator. What's your biggest dick in a guy? Like when they... No, okay. Say it. No, no, no.

That was so mean. I was going to say, they're, like, really nice. That's been the case, though. That's true. Oh, this is the whole list? That's a good point. 106. Don't be nice.

Don't run in water. What's your biggest thing in the game? Running in water, I get. Yeah, running in water sucks. Don't have a shower? Diving board, I kind of get unless you're super nice. Don't laugh? Dives.

Don't sit down? Don't wear swimming shoes? That one makes sense. Don't blow up a blow-up bed? Don't call a girl a female? That is a little weird. That's a Nadeau thing. Fuck these broads.

Broads, females. Like, what a female. What a set on that female. Don't feed your child female don't enjoy yourself don't be cold don't be cold it's actually a real one i think that's a very feminine tree yeah can't be looking i'm freezing right now don't sit down nick yeah don't have a birthday don't breathe that's fair i think girls like they just don't tie your shoes. Don't watch football. I don't know where to tie my shoes when they're... I don't want to see anybody...

I don't want people to see me tying my shoes. It is a moment of weakness. You could absolutely get... Yeah, it's a moment of weakness. Somebody could slide right in me. Crumpled. Yeah. Push you over, slide in you.

Has that ever happened to you? I would be none the wiser. Well, I would... No, but look how, like but look how weak I look. I know, but... Don't do it, Dan. KB, get him. Get him!

He could have had you if you wanted. I could have had you, yeah. I bet you we could put together a bunch of yak-ics. Oh, I have a lot. Yeah. ZB not scratching. What? I bet you we could put together a bunch of yak-ics. Oh, I have a lot. Maybe nut scratching. What? Manly.

That's not Nick. No, manly. What did he just say? Nut scratching or nut scratching. You don't know what a Nick is, Steven. I think it's because you're full of ics. Yeah, that list was pretty much everything I do. Nick getting toe surgery? Yeah, probably.

Oh, or just live with it. Yeah. Die with an ingrown toenail. Being pregnant. Yeah. Pretty gross. Kyle. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Being publicly pregnant. Publicly. Hide that shit. Hide it for hide it in there don't come around here having a tiny boat oh yeah

that honest to God that actually is a legit I think that's all relative oh yeah big guy tiny boat is a terrible ick

my boat fits multiple people I just fit in my boat. We rode around the whole lake. Being an adult man into wrestling. Big ick. He's a historian. Yeah, I compile.

Goofy t-shirts every day. Collared shirts every day. He's... The way you're sitting right now. Because I'm crowded by him. Well, he's outfitting you. He's giving me the ick that you... Yeah.

Do you like the salt spray in your hair? Oh, yeah. Salt spray. Anxiously walking, pacing when you pace. That's six in a row design. You can move on to other people. Let's see. Could be about literally anyone.

How many other people do sea salt in their hair every day? You do sea salt in your hair? Of course I do. Sea? What are you talking about? I've got sea salt spray. What is it? Surfer waves.

What, do you think this happens by accident? What happened in the time and space that you didn't do your hair? Because when you first came on the scene, had a terrible haircut okay y'all made fun of me for having a terrible haircut so i did this but did you live with that terrible haircut year 40 years wow like down down south that was you yeah you nobody said anything you never thought about making your hair beautiful because you do have great hair up until like 18 or 19 or 20 i just had just a bowl just a round haircut Just a round haircut that went straight across. And then you went that.

That's an ick. Yeah, okay. So there I am. But you have great hair. It's like it was an unlocked... I don't think I knew I had great hair. That was kind of my question. It's like, did you specifically ignore your great hair

or you just hadn't realized? I don't think I knew it. Because you do have great hair. What if your boys back home saw you? Oh, my. You look like the just fuck my shit up meme. What is that? That guy on the bench?

The real estate agent on the bench? Oh, yeah. I'm happy you went with better hair. Thank you. It's really good. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoy it.

Have you guys ever gotten a scalp massage? Yes. It's like my favorite sensation. Dude, sport clips. That's when I got it at a sports clips, but I want to go to a full, like that's the- Just scalp. Yeah. I went yesterday to get a haircut and i i i don't know if

it's frowned upon but i kind of want to say like keep going yeah yeah i want to keep going and i'll tip you maybe chicago has saw an ad for one yeah it's like it's not a haircut place it's specifically a scalp place here let's go they spend like legit an hour Just every little bit of your scalp That's better than a rubbing tug It's like a facial for your scalp Wait where is it And it's in like It's called the

Chicago scalp spa Yeah they have That is an elite feeling, though. Oh, and you get that, you know when you get that tingly on your arms because of it? Best non-sexual physical sensations, that could be one. I would say that's one-one. That's the tingles. Yeah.

Q-tipping. That's up there. Post-shower Q-tipping, dual. I'll say it, I gotta say it all the time. Backscratching. Backscratching your ass. Backscratch. Post-shower Q-tipping. Dual. I'll say it. I say it all the time. Back scratching. Scratching your ass. Back scratch.

Good back scratch. Scratching your ass? I don't know. When the rim, it really itches. Yeah. You're big. I'm going to go finger. And you're a little bit high.

And then that's 9.4. But you know it's going to come back as soon as your finger moves away. Not always. A lot of the time. All right. That's my personal. A lot of the time that's an itch, only a shower will help. Yeah, you had a routine, right?

Yeah, I'm still using the Paracure. You're putting that on? Yeah, it works like a charm i have no bumps bumps yeah well i don't have any bumps anymore you had bumps i had some some scratch marks lesions really from scratching too hard lesions maybe yeah some i think the lesions were hemorrhoidal and then the the scratch marks were more divots if anything wait on your skin on the yeah around the ass oh and your asshole it was like a plague for a couple years he said he used to just not he would zone out at the end of our podcast just because he was thinking about going home and scratching his ass.

I fixed it. Like a dog's cross. I fixed it. Paracure. How'd you find it? Paracure. I just did a quick Google, and it's like a brand that has incredible reviews.

I just want to get Hank's genuine reaction. We were watching old rap videos. I want you to watch this one real quick. Okay. Okay. He definitely fit to Mac beat. Notice anything there?

No. No. He would be. Notice anything there? No. The doom? No. Fuck. He would be. Wait. Holy. I actually don't. I just want to show everyone this. I just want to walk by and be like, hey, real quick.

Let me show you this real quick. Just tweet out the clip to your 1.2 million followers. Yeah, I'm going to screenshot that. Send it to me, TJ. I need to just save it in my phone. Just be like, hey, where do you need to just save it in my phone. Just be like, hey, where do you work? Oh, Barstool Sports.

Like, what's that like? Well, here's this. Oh, I get it. I'm for the culture, man. You are for the culture. For the culture. How did we even find this out? He offered it up. It was like a couple months ago filling

yeah oh you just get him talking i'm finding that with you yeah you just let it go i know how to dig a hole it's so fucking funny you know that this is like this is the best yeah i don't really like plan much right and then just show up and talk. Yeah. Shit just happens. When you're with Mook, you just got to bring a shovel. And you just got to dig a little bit. You'll find treasure. There's a lot more. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. Yeah, I think as long as you, like, just leave your apartment, every once in a while we'll have endless material. We're not, dude. You just got to do things. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. How is the apartment coming?

The apartment's coming well. Find a back for the toilet? No back for the toilet. Still just an air mattress at the moment. Why'd you say it's doing well then? The stink is kind of gone. What do you mean? Go back for the toilet.

What does that mean? There's no tank on the back of the toilet. I have a prison toilet. He has like a train horn, train whistle to flush it. Yeah, and there's a trough next to the, I think it's a trough. I don't know. Maybe I should drink from it or something. I don't know what's going on there, But I moved in the first day I moved in. I saw a beautiful young lady

moving in with her mom in the apartment. And they like asked me, they're like, how's your move going? And like, I was so stunned. The only thing that came out of my mouth was the move is not going well. My apartment smells like someone died in in it and that's what you said to the to a woman they back uh they were kind of five seconds of nothing yeah and i was like yeah but i have like glad air fresheners going right now totally they were like still nothing from them i'm like oh you don't know what that is that's fine um then i just ran away yeah did somebody die in your apartment? Maybe. It's old as shit. Yeah, somebody had to have. So things are going well.

Did y'all know that... Get that screenshot, TJ. Did y'all know that when you die, your cat will eat you? Yeah, dogs will. Dogs won't, but cats will. I'm fine with that. Within an hour, cats will eat you. An hour? That seems...

Not within an hour. My cat would nibble on me. Dude, my cat nibbles on me now. I think a cat would eat your face. TJ, can you pull up the response to the Yak Clip tweet of Mook talking about? Somebody did what you do to the NFL commentators, to Mook. Oh, the big head? Oh, I've got to see Mook big head.

And it might be my favorite ever. Oh, God. It wouldn't be an hour. That's insane. That's what I've read. You play for the Browns. At first glance, that looks like the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud. That's the last thing that comes on Hiroshima.

Oh, fuck. It's got that dean coons hair yeah he's got the coons oh shit but yeah i grew up like bad luck brian was going viral when i looked like that oh yeah and that was a scary time yeah i thought i was gonna get memed. Never. Never. It's never going to happen. I do need that picture. Oh, man. Do we have a fourth ad? We do. We do. TaylorMade.

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We should not show it. I'll show you. Secret secrets are no fun. Why'd it go big? Secret secrets are no fun. What? FSU Brando sent that to us. When you show up to work on Tuesday

to collect your shit cause you just heard your can on Barstool Radio it's the clip of them walking in listen I got nothing bad Alex just tweeted she was thankful for her time at Barstool I feel like her contract they were gonna leave anyway as much as people want to frame it as a firing

I don't know felt like it was running it's course They were going to leave anyway. Yeah. As much as people want to frame it as a firing, I don't know. Nah. Felt like it was running its course. I think that's all right. Clemmer did it. Clemmer nail in the coffin. The literal nail. That's the nail.

Damn. Should we spin the wheel, TJ? Yeah. It's been a delight today. This might be one of my favorite things ever. Yeah. That was amazing. Luke, you're a king.

Thanks, boss man. Bar king. Dry. Somebody hit me up that buy a gun might be extremely difficult. Difficult? I mean, what? It's like a six-month. Yeah.

Okay, well... I can get you one. We can just buy a paintball gun. Right? Oh, buy a paintball gun. I like a lot. Because that would then lead to... And then we can come in here and use it.

Yeah, that would... Tattoo gun. Ooh. There are other types of guns. Oh, yeah. It could be any kind. It could be up to you. What type of gun you buy.

A nail gun? Any kind of gun. Huh. Okay. Water gun? Super soap gun? You gotta buy a non-gun gun. Buy a gun. Maybe change the wheel to that. Can I run something by you guys real quick?

Sure. Yesterday I went to an Italian restaurant with my wife. Did you eat too much that you couldn't fuck? No. You almost walked into that. Yesterday I went to an Italian restaurant with my wife. Did you eat too much that you couldn't fuck? You almost walked into that. There was football on last night, so. You know we don't fuck on football nights.

I told you this. I don't know if this is specifically a Chicago thing or maybe this was just a New York, New Jersey thing. I think it was just this restaurant. There was no bread and butter. So I was like, okay, whatever. Order an appetizer. And I just asked, like, hey, can I have, like, a basket of bread and some butter? They acted like that was the craziest act.

They were like, well, we don't really have, like, bread. Like, we can cut up, like, a roll for you. And I was like, okay. And I was like, do you have butter? They're like, well, we have, like, garlic butter. And I was like, i was like can i just have like plain butter and they said they don't have that so you have to have butter they didn't have it yeah so they don't have it it's crazy that they didn't have it italian i don't i don't think that this is a regional thing i think it's just this restaurant you then became the crazy person it's crazy you asked once they don't have it yeah it's not their their thing. You can't just have them.

Well, no. She tried to come up with a solution. She was like, well, we can go back and cut up a stick of butter. But you should have said no. Don't worry. No. You should have been like, no, don't worry about it. I'm good.

I mean, bread and butter in an Italian restaurant. That's like kind of what you go there for. I agree. That's their bread and butter. Yeah. I agree. It'd be like going to a Mexican place. Got the ick.

That was the ick. That was the ick right there. Yeah, it was a bad high five with the mic in the way. I think it was both of us. So did you make them cut up a roll for you? Yeah, he posted the picture. He made them cut up butter. I don't think we're compatible high fivers.

Yeah, that wasn't good. I'm okay with that. Just kicking shit over here. I hate this state. God damn it. Why are you sitting in it? I don't know. I probably should change. You're right. Just kicking shit over here. I hate this state. God damn it. Why are you even sitting in it? I don't know. I probably should change.

You're right. Just sit wherever you want. Actually, I should sit there and you should sit here. Why? Let me test that out. No. Give it a go. This is a good seat.

No, let me test it out. It's going to be really warm. Oh, Ric Flair shirt. Nice. This seat sucks. Oh, way better. Holy shit. I This seat sucks. Oh, way better. Holy shit. I should have been sitting here the whole time.

And it does make more sense because that's the direct center seat. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, great. So this is a new seating arrangement unlocked. You're surrounded by Coe. Brandon's going to quit the show. I don't want to sit here.

No, I know. It's terrible. I'm just going to sit there tomorrow. All right, Steven will sit there. Yeah, look at this. He made him fucking cut up butter. They offered to cut up a stick of butter, and I was like, all right, I guess. I would not have to sit there tomorrow. Yeah, look at this. He made them fucking cut up butter. They offered to cut up a stick of butter and I was like, alright, I guess.

Yeah, I would have said don't. No, the fact that they did it, you got what you wanted, I'm on your side. They acted like that was the craziest ask they ever got. And like, no one's ever asked. I thought that's like kind of a like that's the first thing I expect.

Bread and butter at an Italian restaurant. Yeah, that's not, I a, like, that's the first thing I expect, bread and butter at an Italian restaurant. Didn't have it. Yeah, that's not, I don't think that that's a regional thing. Again, I think you just went to a restaurant that didn't have it. How was the bread and butter? It was really good. What, you went out to eat on football night? Yeah, went out early.

What time? Sat down around 6. Huh, okay. So football night is not a sex night for you never how soon after the buck post i posted after we left definitely not that night you don't fuck on sunday nights monday nights or thursday nights thank god you're not a college football not usually i mean i'm up pretty late watching the games i guess now with this new time zone you you never know. But before, I mean, the game's ending at like 11.30. It's an hour. I love this.

Having the game end at 10.30? It's amazing. I like the East better. Yes. Zah knows. I feel like I'm cheating life. Yeah. You're like, holy shit.

The game ended and it's not midnight? It's rules. Even the afternoon on Sunday, having like an extra hour at the end of the day? I don't know. Yeah. Really? Did the time change affect your horny hours? Like, are you...

Oh, question. You're going to have to wait until daylight savings? I've been moving, so we're going to figure it out this weekend. Okay. Can't get horny when you move? Oh, yeah. No. Moving is the least horny thing in the world.

Oh, yeah. You're doing shit. By the way, Nick, I love that hat. Love that hat. Aston Villa. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That was Nick.

God bless you. I sneezed into my throat. Oh. Oh, breathe, Kate. That one guy who always just like the minute the yak ends he copy and paste like I hate Kate for these reasons he's gonna start being like breathing ick

sorry to that gentleman sorry weirdo and a loser do you think he sets a calendar reminder for himself? I just think as soon as he gets done with the show he runs to his partner and goes I'm just gonna do this it's probably the beef.

He like lets it out. Alright, we got anything else? This is a good yak. Great yak. Mook. Thank you, Mook. I had a great time today. When do you leave for D.C.? Thursday. Alright, so you'll be back tomorrow. Be back tomorrow. And you're going to send your fellows for Friday. I will. Yep. you might have Dave Portnoy on tomorrow

oh he owes us a shit load of episodes Enrico Bosco he agreed to be on once a month once a month so he owes us a ton of episodes well he's been on once or twice just to say something

we'll count those. So, yeah, he'll be in the office tomorrow. Also, self-suck. My birthday is Thursday. What? Ick. That's an ick right there. I'm throwing it out.

How old are you turning? 27. There you go. See, you got that pretty quick. Yeah. Was the ick him saying his birthday or him saying self-suck? Self-suck's fine. Having a birthday as a man announcing now like all the stoolies are gonna wish him a happy birthday i need something after the fucking music video drop an amazon wish list like a porn star i want

that on a t-shirt i'm so excited for the yak thumbnail today yeah i'm gonna frame that it should just be the screenshot well I yeah probably will be never mind I'm not excited anymore sorry alright we'll see you everyone tomorrow it's a yak it's a yak it's a yak. It's a yak.

Get your straws yak style and stay through all of the yak. It's a yak. It's a yak. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee pop. It's a yak. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow.