The Yak - Zah's Wild Returns for Opening Day | The Yak 3-28-24

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

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20% off first purchase. Q's, Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts. I'm wearing the Joggers right now. Most comfortable in the biz. Happy opening day, everyone. Everyone dressed well. I don't know about you phonies, but I'm excited for baseball. Oh, big time.

Throwing the balls and catching them and the bases. And is it special as the number 41st? I am skyrocketing. You're top 15 now? I'm easily top. Yeah, yeah am skyrocketing Pirates? You're top 15 now? I'm easily top Yeah Yeah Skyrocketing Yeah

It feels good It's opening day Hope springs eternal Yeah hope springs eternal And it's nice out today too The weather took a nice turn Is it? For Chicago

Yeah Yeah I think so Me and my kids listen to Go Cubs Go like 75 times this morning. Hell yeah. It's awesome. Play it again. Play it again.

I got the itch to throw a ball around like real bad. Yeah? Like take BP or something. Yeah, just toss it. I was showing my son fist fights and the nosebleeds of. You want to toss it? I'll do it. Yeah, let's toss it.

Toss the ball? Toss the ball. Father-son. A little father-son moment here. Toss a little ball. Yeah. That's cute Toss a little ball but we got a special Special opening day planned

Nick has been In his bag No no it's been a group effort and we've Let's see if it works It will work Oh look the boys are tossing a ball Look at that nothing better Tossing a ball around.

Oh, they're going to go with a triangle. It's going to be a triangle. And it's the word you were looking for. Brandon Walker's back. Brandon Walker's back. Still not built for it. I'm built for this shit. Happy opening day.

You're wearing your favorite team. I am. Your favorite show. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have to get rid of the Yak jersey? Nope. Well, we had opening day on Mostly Sports, and this was sent to me. So I'm wearing it. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have to get rid of the Yak jersey? No.

Well, we had opening day on Mostly Sports, and this was sent to me. So I'm wearing it, along with the shoes that I am now wearing. Oh, no way. Yeah. Oh, wow. Those are super nice. I'm going to scuff those up by the end of the day. Please don't.

I wasn't going to wear them, but Nick made me. Yeah, of course. I'm going to scuff those back. What are we going to do? I'm sitting on a shelf? I'm going to put them on a shelf after I wear them today. Don't touch my shoes. Come on. Don't. Brandon, wear them out. I'm not going to scuff those. What are we going to do? I'm sitting on a shelf? I'm going to put them on a shelf after I wear them today. Don't touch my shoes. Come on.

Brandon, wear them out. I'm not going to wear them out. If they get scuffed up, that guy will send you another pair. I don't want him to have to do that. I like these. Well, good for you, Brandon. Part of KB's Wild featuring Zah today is paintball soccer. That's right.

Brandon, we're not playing paintball soccer. We're not playing paintball soccer. We should. That's right. Brandon, we're not playing paintball soccer. We're not playing paintball soccer. We should. That's a great idea. Oh, they're doing grounders. How would paintball soccer work? Damn. Jesus, Kyle. The soccer balls are just paintballs. Bigger.

Give me like a pop plug. Other than that, same as soccer. Something's going to break. That sounds awful. Yeah, it sounds bad hitting the floor. Something is going to break. That sounds awful. Yeah, it sounds bad hitting the floor. Something is going to break. That's okay. Don't you hate it when you go to a baseball game and forget your fucking hit? KB's going to break something.

All right. Good catch. So. Do you have a catch or do you play catch? I play catch. I think you can do both. Have. Have a catch? I think you can do both. Have. Have a catch?

I think you can do both. Kyle, we're from three streets apart. There's no way we say this differently. Play catch. Have a catch? Play catch. I mean, if you're playing catch. That's one of those ones that the internet took hold of and I was like, I don't fucking

know. I just. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I probably said both. I fucked it up for everybody because they said have catch. Oh. And nobody else had ever said have catch before. That's bullshit.

Let's play catch. I think it is play. Yeah. But if I had said have, I wouldn't be shocked if that came out of my mouth. Yeah. Want to have a catch sport? I think it's have a catch is when you have like a little kid you want to play catch with. Yeah, I say throw the ball around.

Want to have a catch? You don't say play catch. No. You never say catch? No. Let's toss it around. That's too many words. No. You never say catch? No. Let's toss it around. That's too many words.

Ugh. It's smoother. Okay, so should we get going with this festivities? Because it's going to be very fun. Mm-hmm. And I guess we should start by calling in our big righty. Let's see if he's ready. Mincy!

He's very nervous already about cooking because donnie is not here that's just yeah so he has to turn on the stove by himself oh my god yeah and so what we're gonna do so we'll get into zaz wild in a second we're we've decided we're gonna do 27 hot dogs between all of us excluding tj and za oh here he, here he comes. Here he comes. He looks great. Oh, he's got the Evo shield now? Yeah. Ah, Lee. You look good. Calm down, Mincy.

This is every base creative player in that moment of the show. Let me get a picture. He was so pumped that I got him cleats. Yeah, I got cleats. When are you going to ever wear those again? I don't know, but that's what made me feel special. I haven't worn cleats. I don't know but that's what you make me feel special i haven't worn cleats i don't know i play golf oh okay so quote card it the last time i was my 14 year old baseball career ended right field with a whimper how old were you

14 what do you mean it ended with a whimper how old were you 14 what do you mean it ended with a whimper it wasn't very good do you need those to your car either way hopefully i don't want to burn this place down today so yeah all right so here's what we're gonna do okay so we were talking around 54 hot dogs and it dawned on me one spinning the wheel 54 times While we're trying to do a KB's Wild Is going to be annoying for the audience And two, eating 54 hot dogs

Is going to be very annoying for the audience So we're going to do 27 hot dogs We're going to spin it every inning We will spin it and then the three people Will have to eat a hot dog Mincy will cook up three hot dogs Okay, what was that? Sounds good Approval eat a hot dog mincey will cook up a hot three hot dogs okay what was that sounds good make you hungry approval okay and then the rule is so the other wrinkle that i am a fucking idiot i completely

blacked out buying that balloon game that i thought i bought i ended up not buying it i was like it went through my amazon order i was like where is this so whoever has to eat the least amount of hot dogs will have to get in the balloon with Zog getting in a balloon as well. That's right. Yeah, fair enough. Simple as that. Now, I have a concern. How do you get in a balloon?

Oh, we got a leaf blower and a big-ass balloon. Don't you worry. Oh, Brandon, if you're afraid of regular-sized balloons. I am. This is at least 20 times. But if you're inside the balloon and when it pops, you don't actually have anything to worry about because the pop is going out.

So that's like the safest place to be is inside the balloon. Unless it goes up and blows your head off. If I were you, I would want to be in the balloon. And I bet it would feel good. It would feel good. It would feel really good. Like you're being in a big condom. What if it pops and he's naked?

Oh. That's our magic trick. Yeah. That would be awesome. Gotcha, guys. So we're going to do the hot dogs. So it'll just be the eight of us. So it'll be Steven and then everyone in here.

So someone could end up having to eat a lot of hot dogs, depending on the wheel. It's okay. Yeah. It could absolutely happen. Minty, do you know how to make hot dogs? They're easier than grilled cheeses. I'm going to make sure

if I'm going to air, I'm going to air on overcooking and not them being frozen. I like that. I want them cooked on a pan with a little butter. Butter? Do you want any mustard condiments or anything? I'll probably just raw dog. I want a raw dog.

It depends on how many I end up having to eat. So why don't you get going. You need three right away for the first inning. That's all the dogs. Your buns are there. Do we get Megan? No, you know what? You got this.

All right. I just need to make. Okay. You got it. Does anyone think he has it? Yeah, I know he has it. I have full faith. I think he does have this.

Hot dogs are the lowest barrier of entry for cooking. He doesn't know where the pan is. He has to turn the stuff on. He doesn't know where the pans are. He doesn't know where anything is. Your lack of faith is disturbing. Do you see? Do we have a camera for the kitchen? Oh, yeah.

All right, so we could just see where he goes first with this. He might accidentally go to the bathroom. Does he have to figure out the pans and everything? Yeah, no, he doesn't know where they are. He's going to pull out his phone in less than a minute. He's going to Google how to make hot dogs. He's going to set all this down. I don't know what you guys have planned.

I could watch this all day. Yeah, no, this would be part of it because he's going to have to do it nine times for the innings. Look at his gloves. Oh, they are frozen. Oh, man. Are they frozen? Oh, they're making noise. What is his first move?

I think he's doing it. I don't – I think the biggest hurdle is getting those out of the packaging. With the gloves on. Oh, he has to do all – oh, no, he's not going to get it. Yeah, he needs a helper. If you're not doing anything, you're welcome to just hang out and be part of this content and laugh at me. I mean, it would be kind of fun to have you. Who's that? Oh, he has to do all- oh no, he's not gonna get it. Yeah, he needs a helper. You're welcome to just hang out and be part of this content and laugh at me. I mean, it'd be kind of fun to have you. Who's that? Oh, Donnie.

Oh, okay. No, but Donnie'll help. Don't help him, Donnie! Don't help! He sat on the pan on the stove. He's getting out of the... I know. Oh, Donnie's left.

Gloves are probably a mistake. No, I think that's a great idea. Makes it great. It is opening day. Brandon. Heves are probably a mistake. No, I think that's a great idea. Makes it great. It is opening day. Brandon, he's got to have gloves on. All right, so we got a bunch of hot dogs. Who's he talking to? What's more American than hot dogs on opening day?

I believe we're raw dogging them. We're kind of keeping it. The beauty is to keep it simple. The axe is going to be spinning wheels. My hot dog cooking theory. I'm going to keep it simple. The axe is going to be spinning wheels. My hot dog cooking theory. I'm going to screw this up. You want to err on overcooking, not undercooking when it comes to a hot dog. If they're a little overdone, that's a lot better than eating a frozen one.

That's my current line of thinking. I believe we're cooking them on this pan. He said something about cooking them in butter. That's a plate. That's a plate. That's a plate. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. That is a plate. Oh, no. You're kidding me. something about cooking my body I was too often yeah

right away Major problem for the stopping no no There was like working for the act so nature and. No. It's like we're nature photographers. He's just doing the whole thing again. Yeah, you have to let nature be nature. I got a bunch of bonds. We're going to be cooking them on a pan. We should see how many guys we can have walk in there with a camera and say, like, Mincy, what are you doing today?

Oh, my. Well, we can get. Yeah. There's nothing more American than hot dogs. Another more opening day. All right. What do we got going on, Mincy? Yeah, we need Danny Conrad down there for Chicago.

Yeah, someone text him to just... I'll text Zoopy. Yeah. Pretty much everybody on the phone can go up to him, right? Yeah, anybody with a phone. Nicky Smokes is blogging today. Is Connor back there? They just noticed that it's a bowl on the stove as

well read don't read don't tell him yeah make sure to capture that wait don't are you saving him don't save him connor's going to uh yeah ted go oh my god off to a poor donnie he's probably watching somewhere oh yeah he'd helpless yeah this is why you can never leave donnie so you don't know when mincey's gonna try to cook a bunch of hot dogs on a real quick where's mincey now he's gone uh he could be he could have locked the freezer where'd he go what else does he need oh there he is. Looking for hot dogs. Big Cat simply said he wanted some butter. I'm searching the fridges to find some butter, and I have not

found it yet. Why did you come to the little hut right now? It's literally, you couldn't miss the butter if you tried. If you look in the fridge underneath the sink. Screw this up, I'd rather over than undercook hot dogs. It's a clear fridge with butter. The char ain't gonna kill anyone.

And we're gonna do the best we can, given the circumstances. Oh, my God. I want to know where this butter is. I actually don't know. Dude, we're going to have to put him in assisted living soon. Harry. Harry.

Harry. Harry, grab a camera. Yeah, all right. Danny's going in. Oh, Zoopy. I just texted Zoopy. So we're in the kitchen. Hey grab a camera. Yeah, Danny's going in Oh I'm gonna do my best chef Donnie impression here Which is a joke obviously, but the jumbo beef Frank's cuz you know what it's opening day And I think I'm cooking like 27 of them. We got buns. We're going to keep it simple.

It's going to be a raw dog, and we're going to cook it in this pan on the stove. Pan on the stove. I need to find some butter still. But, you know, so far, so good. I'm feeling cautiously optimistic is the term I'll use. How about that? You're going to be more American than some hot dogs, right? I'll be more American than some hot dogs on my big day.

Grab a camera. Go and ask Mincy what he's doing. Hopefully we can do hot dogs. Just ask him what he's doing. This is your phone. This doesn't need to be on. Yeah, wait until they get out. Wait until they get out.

Yeah. All right. This is a great start. This is a really good start. Yeah, this could have just been the show. Wait, did Danny go in there? But notice, even when they're not talking to him, I'm full out.

You know, I'm embracing my new Illinois residency here. I got my Cubs cap on. It's opening day. What's more of a Chicago tradition than hot dogs on opening day? We're going to go raw dog style for the act. So, beauty is the simplicity. Going to be cooking like 27 of them on this pan. So fucking fun.

On this pan. Hopefully not burning this kitchen down would be the goal. We're going to be cooking like 27 of them on this pan. So fucking fun. On this pan. Hopefully not burning this kitchen down would be the goal. Oh my gosh. Do it one more. You mean do the whole thing again? Just the last part.

So we're cooking like 27 of this pan. Knock on wood. We're going to keep this kitchen in one piece and not do anything too, too stupid. All right.

Well, thank you. We're going to need to open the stores. Okay. What are we doing today, Mincey? All right, we're in the kitchen. It's opening day. What's more American on opening day than cooking some hot dogs? And I'm in Chicago, so I guess, like, I'm trying to become a full

Chicago resident. I have a Chicago hot dog opening day. I got my Cub stuff on. Working for the act. What could be better? 27 hot dogs. You love slapping those dogs. Cooking them on this pan. The strategy is I would rather overcook them than undercook them.

Using the simplicity. That's pan theory. Talk about the pan. He's been knocking on wood. Oh my god. Can we get Max? My god, how many stories do I? Can we get Max? Yeah, Max. My God, how many stories do I have to do for this?

All right. It's late time. I am cooking hot dogs for the act because it's opening day. And what's more American than opening day? They're cooking hot dogs, especially now that I'm a Chicago resident. A Chicago dog is the – He's perfecting it. Yeah, that's what Chicago is.

Look at Max. Got my Cubs hat on. I feel like this is the most closest i've been to being a chicago resident cook them on a pan for the act and we're hopefully uh we'd rather the goal if you're gonna screw up a hot dog you'd rather yeah so uh yeah this goes pretty smooth my bad i didn't mean a smart ass i just literally did like nine stories okay uh embracing my new chicago residency i got my cubs cap on it's opening day

and what's more american or Chicago on opening day We're gonna you know, I think I think I feel cautiously optimistic I won't screw this up too bad. Hang this last one. Is he going to knock on wood? Yeah, I bet. There's no wood. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yep. All right.

We got that. Oh, no. Evo's going in. Still no butter. Nicky. Yeah, still haven't found the butter. He's not even trying to find it. No, he's taking a sip of his.

He's just chilling. Coffee, yeah. No. Is this one the one that breaks him finally? I'm going to have to go ask if he's finished, or if he's finished with the first batch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How are you asking?

I think you do. Let's say we're ready for the first three, Mincy. I don't know where butter is. Butter. Big Cat wanted me to cook him in some butter, and I checked the fridges and have not found it. But I'm sure it's somewhere. But, yeah, we're doing opening day dogs and boys. You know, the thought is you'd rather overcook than undertook.

It's a frozen dog. We're raw dogging, so the beauty is the simplicity. Yeah. Is he going to knock this down? I feel like life's about expectations, and after my grilled cheese performance, there's only anywhere to go. The only way we can go is up. Have you made a hot dog before?

Yeah, I've grilled some hot dogs before. It's been a minute, but, you know. Well, you're not grilling them. Yeah, I'm cooking them on this pan. hot dog before? Yeah, I've grilled some hot dogs before. It's been a minute, but you know. Well, you're not grilling them. Yeah, I'm cooking them on this pan. Frying them. Yeah, I'm frying them on this pan. You got any dogs? I got the dogs.

I couldn't find any butter. What do you mean? You got three dogs done? Dude, I couldn't find any butter. It's literally right there. Oh, it's here. I went to the fridge. It's right there.

Awesome. I went to the back fridge. You know what I'm doing. That's the interesting... That plate is going to explode. Yeah, it might. That's the pan I'm supposed to use because you left it out. Yeah, that's awkward. Merely a bowl, you're told.

I'm very confused. What am I supposed to use it? I actually think that's a plate. Oh, we got to get smokes out of there. What the fuck is smokes doing in there? It's literally a fucking plate. God damn smokes. So what am I supposed to cook this shit off?

There's a thing That's the most fans in the world Floating above his head. Like a cartoon. No, that was good smokes because now he can't find a pan and they're all above his head. Oh my God. This is so fucking good.

And that's just more glass. Dude, he, did you see how, how the butter was like right, where I pointed to? I didn't realize it was right there. It was so- it was in his face. Will he find a pan?

No, no. Oh my god. Can he find a pan? Very confused. What is this? Oh man. Is it like a grill pan? I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. Oh my god. I'm a lost soul.

How does he survive daily? I have no idea. I'm a lost child right now. I have no idea what I'm doing. I know you can't. If I were you, I'd just keep holding the camera and laughing. That would be what I would do if I was in your position. I have no idea what I'm supposed to cook these on. I'm looking for something to cook these damn hot dogs.

How? How is this possible? How does he gift us this? What is this that he's looking at to you? Mincy! Tell him hotter or colder. Come in here. Call in the righty.

Jod. He's 20 minutes in and a hot dog pack hasn't been opened yet. TJ, do you have a clip of him searching for the pans? No sound. What's up? What's wrong? I'm very confused as to what I'm supposed to cook. A pan.

A pan. Just a pan. Just find a pan. Okay, just a pan? Yeah. Just find a pan. Like a big pan. A pan, yeah.

A pan. Yeah, there's got to be pans in the kitchen. No, there's pans. I found some pretty big ones. Yeah, yeah. Go get them. Yeah, yeah. Then do that.

Any pan. Yeah, just as long as it's metal. Okay. You got this. All right. You can find a pan. I found one pretty big ones. Yeah, yeah. Go get them. Yeah, yeah. Then do that. Any pan. Yeah, just as long as it's metal. Okay. You got this. All right. You can find a pan. I found one. All right.

You did? Yeah. What does he think it's going to be? It's going to be a big pot. I don't know. It's going to be a big pot. I think we found it, but it looks like a toyota to sell. I promise you.

Now he's walking back. He's going to pull a walk out. Into it right now. Where he should be able to see it. They're right in your face. He's walking back. He's gonna pull a walk into it right now Could be a walk you'll see all of there right in your face Or a cookie sheet. What does he think? I didn't turn it on I didn't turn it on What? It's the cooked food, you cunt! Oh ho ho ho! Oh my god! That's a baking dish!

It's a Dutch oven that you can't... Look behind you! You can't find a pan! It's a Dutch oven too? Oh god! Oh my god! This is... We have yet to start KV's Wild Oh my god. We have yet to start KB's Wild.

There we go. A plus show. Sure. He's using Donnie's nice Le Creuset. I mean, it's three hot dogs, so we're cooking three at a time. I think we've... Yeah, that should work. Yeah, that'll work. Probably optimal.

I can't wait till we find him, till we show him at the end where the... Do you think at some point he's going to look up no he probably thinks those are decorative pants now what is he confused about he hasn't seen them yet he has not seen them

we haven't even started KB's Wild and this is like the best show ever oh my god We haven't even started KB's Wild and this is like the best show ever. Oh my god. Okay, we're going to let this heat up for a little bit. Oh man. This just needs to be a show. Cooking with Mincy once a month. But he also has to just find things.

Not even find things. Oh no, we got the knives problem. The knife. Oh, the pants? knives problem. The knife. Oh, the pants? Oh. You almost got it. TJ, you dickhead. No! No! No! No! No way! No.

He can't. This just can't be. No. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. It cannot be. I don't understand. Spider, will you put some paper plates in there for Mincy? Thank you.

Oh my god. And don't tell him anything else. I was just seeing which stove he had turned on. Yeah, I turned on... Oh. Oh my god., I turned on... Oh. Oh, my God. Did I turn on the back one? Jesus.

This is... How is he alive? He's going to burn himself, by the way. Michael, he's going to burn the shit out of the butter as well. He's going to burn himself. Because he thinks those gloves are going to protect him. No, that pan's going to get so hot. He shouldn't be wearing those gloves. No.

He's going to melt these gloves to the pan at some point. I wouldn't have said anything because that would have been hilarious because I definitely had the wrong one on. Hank, go in and ask Mincy what he's doing with your phone. This is on now. For Hank TV. Say it's for Hank TV. Donnie's nicer than I am because I think that would have been hilarious. I literally

would have just been cooking on the one that wasn't on for sure if he hadn't said anything. We might need to get Donnie out of there. I felt some heat. So I'm going to let it heat up for a minute and we're going to throw some butter on. Alright, continuing on with Hank TV here. We're in the kitchen. Mincy's in here. What's going on in here, Mincy? It's opening day.

Oh my god. He got his pep back. Wearing a club hat. So we're making fun of him. Hank's teasing. The beauty is simplicity. Yep. It sure is.

We got some butter. We got it on medium. We're going to cook three at a time. Come on. Give him a little slap. Knock on wood. Yes. Cash it.

The beauty is the simplicity. That just doesn't sum up. Hank's doing a great job. He's pretending to keep doing it on TV. I need a super cut of all of these. This might have to be just the show. Is he directly touching the pan to make sure it's getting very hot? He's touching the burner.

He's touching the burner. 100%% is. Oh my god. Yeah, you're right, Brennan. At some point, he's going to grab the hot pan with his batting gloves. He's going to feel like he has some security with those. How flammable are the gloves?

If his hands catch on the hot dogs. I genuinely feel nervous. He's got to do this 9-1. 12-28, we. Three hot dogs. I, like, genuinely feel nervous. He's got to do this 9-1. 12-28, we're opening hot dogs. Oh, my God. Oh, no. There we go.

All right, TJ, do you want to spin the wheel to see who has to eat the first three? So no one goes off the wheel. We spin it for every inning. I love the swag. And it's however many hot dogs you get. So, like, if your name comes up two times in the first inning, you have to eat two hot dogs.

Got it. Oh, my goodness. And whoever eats the least amount will have to do the balloon with Saw. You nervous about the balloon? I'm nervous about the balloon. I'm fine for whatever. All right, should we get going with everything else? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so. TJ, just keep an eye on him if we need to go back to him at any point. If he does anything really stupid. Well, there's... Here comes Donnie. Don't help him. He keeps directly touching the pan. It's making me nervous.

Oh, my God. Stop. Mincy's... Oh, my God. Mince, get your hand off the pan. No, no. So I walked over... Oh, my God.

Make somebody... Stop. He's got to stop doing that. Oh, my God. Make somebody stop. He's got to stop doing that. Oh, my God. I told him. I was like, I shouldn't have said anything, but I was like, are you sure that the right stove is on? And then he takes a look, and he goes, oh, no, it's wrong.

So it actually was right. So he turns off the one that the pan is on and turns on the back one. So now, like, the one. So now he has it wrong? Yeah. And then he's like, thank you so much for telling me. I now he has it wrong? Yeah. And then he's like, thank you so much for telling me. I would have had it completely wrong. I heard that.

Oh, so the front one. You can see the burner in the back is smoking. He's got it on the wrong one. Wait, the burner in the back is smoking? Yeah. Oh, my God. The burner in the back is on. That's why he's touching it and can't feel the heat.

It doesn't feel very warm. Because he has it on. I turned it off. Don't touch the other one. Tell him not to touch the other one. Don't touch it. Oh! Oh, I'm so nervous.

It's literally smoking in front of him. He has to stop touching it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Mitzi, the burner that's smoking. Oh, my God. Look for the burner that's smoking. Oh, my God. Donnie, tell him.

What's he saying? What's he saying? He said something's smoking. Oh, He just has a fist full of dogs Oh my god I feel like this is very hot You see the smoke it's right there It's right in front of his face Oh my god

I feel like this pan should be warmer Are we assholes? Oh I don't think so No let it run There we go Oh no I just want to see his hands So I had it misjudged

Misjudged Thank you Did the wrong one So just to note then the butter butter has not melted in any way. The hot dogs are sitting beside a pad of butter right now. Right, yes. See smoke. Okay.

Okay. All right. All right, so let's spin the wheel and see who's going first. We don't need to go Billy Joel. And you definitely want to heat the butter and the hot dogs at the same time as the pan. You don't want to put them in a hot pan. 100%. The world.

Are there innings? Yeah, this is the first inning. Hey! Take the first Mincy dog for the team. That's good. That's for the best. Donnie texted me and said, is Mincy destroying the kitchen? He should use the propane camping burners, not the electric stove.

He's going to hurt himself. Also, really would prefer if he didn't use that pan. Yeah. Donnie can call Mincy. Tell Donnie to call Mincy. Yeah, tell him to call Mincy. We're making some progress here. I wish we could have a little camera just in Donnie's face.

Actually, you know what? Someone go tell him right now and be like, don't use that pan. I don't know if they wanted the hot dog ones toasted or not. Slowly point to the pans up there. Just so we get the reveal. I think we need one step at a time. And then he should use the other burner. He's going to hurt himself on that.

Got a nice little sizzle to it. I don't think he'll hurt himself on that. I can't wait for him to realize where the pans are. Mincy had to have taken a life skills class in high school, right? I don't know, man. No? No. Smoking too much? Not that, but I don't think Chef Donnie wants you to use that pan.

Okay, well then what pan can we pick? Is there any other pans? Are there any other pans in here? I don't think this is the only place that there are pans you see some like cast iron stuff like dutch it could be anywhere it could be there could be there could be like pans other yeah oh yeah you just want to use one of these why why what's the problem with this one? I think this is one of his nicer pans.

Those are better for this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey! There we go. He did it. How's he going to grab these out there?

That only took 30 minutes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, my God, no. I was using one of Chef Donnie's nicer pans. I didn't have a clue of that. Please don't. Please just don't grab it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He's touching the hot thing, Brandon. Actually, we're just going to finish. I think we're just going to have to maybe finish cooking these on this one, and then we're going to switch. You did all you could do. You made it this far. Yeah. All right.

Spin it again, TJ. Two more hot dogs. Kate's batting lead off. Kate's batting leadoff. Kate's batting leadoff. Yes. You're going to be eating a frozen dog with a little bit of butter stuck on it. I know. The first inning dogs are going to be tough because we hopefully will perfect them as

we go on. I'll bunt you over, Kate. I just don't want his hands to catch fire and I can see that. I would be fine with his hands. His hands. A little bit of fire. Just a little bit of fire. Not a lot of fire.

Oh, Mark. All right. Welcome to the club. All right. Left field over here. So first inning is started. So you want to explain what we're going to do, how we're going to do this, Zaz Wild, KB's Wild?

Yeah, it's like any other KB's Wild. Zah will have this wheel with different challenges, and he has to complete all of them. Yes. In between each one, we will be doing Opening Nay. Opening Nay. Which is the Japan World Cup. Yep. And we will all be betting on a horse.

If your horse comes in last, you take a shot. Yes. Of glue. Of glue. Horse glue. This is our horse glue. Delicious horse glue. Of glue. Horse glue. This is our horse glue. Delicious horse glue. And also,

we will be doing it until Zod gets a horse right. That is right. So Zod has to get a horse right before we stop doing the Japan Derby. That's right. That will be the place

so we'll do like Hot Dog Japan Derby then we'll go to the wheel. Hot Dog Japan Derby go to wheel. Hot Dog Japan then we'll go to the wheel until the wheel is done. Yep. I don't know if there's that many japan derbies ah oh how many

are there i have one oh we need more than that yeah yeah we'll just find someone just do the same one over yeah yeah we'll find i think there's a handful on youtube all right so you want to come out and pick your horse for uh jby? So Zod's got to get it right. Otherwise, he's just going to keep drinking glue. Not actual glue. Do you want to disclose what the glue is? Glue is a type of liquor and a type of, I don't want to get. A very distinct type of liquor.

A very distinct type of liquor. We can leave it mysterious. And then we added something for the murkiness. Blank zero. Okay. Mixed with liquor and a little bit of sugar. Very not bad for you whatsoever. Probably delicious.

Body armor zero. And liquor. And vodka. Yeah. That's it. That's the whole recipe. You want to make glue at home. Okay. Zai, you ready? Oh, the dog took those off. There's it. That's the whole recipe. Yes. You want to make glue at home. Okay. Zah, you ready? Oh, they're not done. There's no way. There's no way.

Hey, listen. I'm not in the first three. Fuck, dude. Oh, boy. Oh, no. His stomach is already fucked. These are pre-cooked, right? Oh, no.

Yeah. Okay. Then we're fine. Also, I know I shouldn't have expected anything more, but it's just raw ass buns out of the bag. Right. I would like a toast to that, but that's never good. Let's not get crazy.

Let's take what we can get. What? Did he just... He's really handling those things. Yeah, I do love the... He broke the bun. What? Why is he holding it with two hands? What is happening?

He's got ancient rune. He's using the gloves that he's doing everything with. He's touching everything and then just grabbing the hot dog. Oh, my God. Now do we think he knows to switch burners or is he just kind of. Switching pans. There we go. I guess so.

So I guess you guys can get your hot dogs. Bring them, Mincy. Bring the hot dogs in. Mincy, bring them in. Oh, how's he going to carry all three? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What a pickle.

Maybe three on one. What is he? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. One of these is not making it. No. Who's eating the floor dog? Nose goes.

Oh, Luke. I already knew it was coming to me either way. All right, Zah, so you ready to pick a horse? Yeah. Opening nay, and then we'll get to the wheel. Yeezer. So it's whoever's horse comes in last, and Zah have to take the shot of glue. If Zah doesn't win.

Yeah. I love the click clack. The click clack is great. All right, boys. That side. It's Kate, Titus, and Mook. Can I make a chef's request? Can you cook them more next time?

I didn't cook these. I got grill marks on them. Yeah, but just let them. You even said yourself, I think. They're not marks, but I see marks on them. Thank you. I need to probably take the glove off to make sure. You probably should take the glove off.

Okay, I'll take the glove off to make sure To the touch room temp Just cook the shit out of them next time Alright, we'll let you know when the second inning starts Okay, I hope I don't This is cold

Take a bite What happened to the whole day You had a whole plan of overcooking We What happened to the whole plan? The whole day. You had a whole plan of overcooking. We got to stick to the plan. Luke, how are they? Is it frozen or just cold?

It's cold. It's like 10 minutes undercooked. I mean, I don't know what else to say. Maybe I should just keep screwing the game. His whole plan. You know what? I mean, it's going to what else to say. Maybe I should just keep screwing the game. His whole plan. You know what I think he needs to do? I think maybe he needs to hear himself say his plan again. Yeah, somebody else film.

Cause I... Well, if this is overcooked... Is the beauty in the simplicity? I'm getting rid of this fucking pretty glove. Nice self-censor. These are big hot dogs. Big cold hot dogs. I'll actually tell them to start cooking the next three because if we don't, they'll just come here.

It'll be 45 minutes every time. Not good cold. I will say that. Hot pan. Okay. This is a better start. All right. So, Zah, you ready?

Yes, sir. All right. Can I ask you a question? What happened to the butter? Oh, yeah. He put it on. It's on there. Oh, it is.

It's glistening a little bit. It's not melted. I don't think we're cooking yet. I don't. That's frozen. Yeah, no, this is bad. This is frozen. Mincy, start cooking the next three.

It's not even a little. So hopefully the second hang will go a little better. Start cooking the next three, Mincy. What did he say? Start cooking the next three. It's not even a little. So hopefully the second inning will go a little better. Start cooking the next three, Mincy. What did he say? Start cooking the next three. Start cooking is what he said? All right, there we go. He's got it.

He's got it. He's got it. Annihilate those things. Yeah. Oh. You say that. This is good. That's a good sound.

Sorry, guys. The next three are going to be absolutely black. I'm fine with that. That's what you want. Way better. Oh man. On one side, he will not know to turn them. That's saying it can only go up from here.

I agree with you, but I feel like there's a lot of history that says you can always fall farther than you think. He's profound as fuck today. Yeah, he is. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Alright, so are you ready for your horse race? When do you want me to run the special one? You can wait.

Let's run this one first, just a random one. Let's pick a number, right? Yeah, you get the first pick. Cool. How many horses are there? Eight? All right, there's nine. Oh, yeah, perfect.

Perfect. All right, so what number do you want? All right, let's do number six. Six. I'll do one. Five. What order are we going in? Pause it. I'll go three.

Six. Four. Four. Well, that's me. it. I'll go three. Six. Four. That's me. Yeah, you got it, Chish. You took two? One. I got two? We've got five.

What does I have? Six. Six. Two. Three. Eight. And seven for Kate. And nine for Steven.

Nine for Steven. Okay. Loser losing horse has to take a shot of glue. And Za, we don't stop doing these. The glue Loser losing horse has to take a shot of glue. And Zod, we don't stop doing these. The glue doesn't go away until Zod gets a winning horse. All right, here we go. So six is the one that will stop. All right.

What number is that? Three is in first. Oh, no, that means I'm going to finish last. Yeah. Your own glue. What is that one? I think it's the one. Is that the one?

Are there two twos, or is it just long? I think the winning horse should also get to pick who does the glue as well. Yes, I like that. Oh, there's five. Nice. Go, baby. Elephant seal. Okay, there we go.

A Trojan horse. You have number eight, Kate. Come on. You have seven. Iphant seal. Okay, there we go. Oh, a Trojan horse. You have number eight, Kate. Come on. You have seven, Kate. I have eight. And Shay has nine. So, oh, you never want that one. No, that one's going to explode.

You never want that one. That one's going to explode. Oh, I don't know. Number nine might. Yeah. Uh-oh. Come on, seal. Here comes something. Oh! Yeah. Come on, C. Oh!

I think that was eight finish last. Eight. So that's Titus. What's that Yeti doing? Who's that Yeti? Who's got Yeti? Who's got the Yeti? I don't know.

Seven? Seven, that's Kate. Yeti's looking good. Come on, seal. Zod's got the big horse. I don't feel good about that one. Oh no, oh no. Here he comes. Knock him out! Get him!

Come on! We're gonna have a pile up. Ladies! Oh! Oh! Ladies! Damn! It's having the same effect on me. Go! That was really close. Oh!

One point! What the? What are they doing? Oh! Go! Okay, there goes five. Is that a baby on the nose? Oh, that was not dramatic. That wasn't dramatic at all.

So who won? That was me, right? That was a two horse. All right, so who do you want to take a shot? I'll come take a shot of your. I want these two to my right to take a shot. All right, and then Titus has to take a shot as well. Your glue?

Glue, please. Glue. Glue. Glue for Zah. Glue for Titus. Have some glue. Glue for Zah. Glue for Titus. Have some glue. Oh, my gosh. It's delicious.

Cheers, boys. We just hear the sizzle in the background. Yep. He doesn't. He said they're about done. I got a question. Does he have tongs? Or is he just.

I don't know. No, he has tongs. How is the glue? I think it's pretty good. Yeah, not bad, right? Not bad. What's the taste profile? Mouthwashy with a little bit of citrus.

I tried to make the glue... I don't know if Chicago... Wait, will you turn off, Mincy? I tried to make the glue not so bad in case we are drinking... You have to drink all the glue. You might have to drink all the glue. Should we reveal the wheel? Wheel. Wheel. Let's do You might have to drink all the glue. Alright, should we reveal the wheel? Wheel. Let's do it.

Is all your categories today pretty straightforward? We have Berry Bonds, Cracker Jacks, Bunt Cake, Three Strikes, White Sox vs Brewers, and Faceball Game.

Love it. Anything you're feeling confident in? Zero None. I bet you'd be good at Faceball game What the fuck could Faceball be? Alright well let's find out Let's find out. Let's spin that wheel Silent wheel

Of course Cracker Jacks wheel silent wheel of course cracker jacks X up so why don't you switch seats with like big high end and or Kyle Kyle TJ cracker jacks is the PDF I emailed you and let's get out some can we fill him up some glue yeah unless he wants to do PDF I emailed you. And let's get out some... Can we fill him up some glue?

Yeah. Unless he wants to do straight other bottle. Oh, yeah. Well, let's make the glue a little bit stronger. Yeah, let's make the glue a bit stronger. Let's add a little bit of glue. And everybody else has their glasses in front of you? We can make more glue.

We can always make more glue. TJ, why don't you show Zah the first slide so we can get in the right mindset. How well does Zah know the white man? We need darn well. We need darn well. Zah, Cracker Jacks is, I'm going to give you a photo. Each slide will have three men on it. Only one will be named Jack.

You have to point out which one is named Jack. If you're incorrect, you have to take a shot. If you're correct, you assign a shot to one of us. There are ten slides. Ten slides. Jack. The most Jack. Cracker Jack. What a game. This is going to end up on CTE

ESPN. Shout out my dude. It starts out easy. All right. No shout outs. It starts out easy. Oh, boy. That's not easy. Jesus Christ. All right.

Which one is Jack? You know what? And mind you, these are, this is, I don't think, none of these Jacks have dipped into black culture. Yeah. I don't recognize any one of them for whatever they do in life. However, I am getting very big time Jack traits from one particular one. The fella at the right, far right.

Yeah. Nowadays, the young Jacks now are very flamboyant. Yeah, he's right. I don't know if you've seen that kid that's terrorizing people on the internet. Jack Doherty. Same fucking haircut. Yep. Kind of deal, same kind of look.

But is that him? People as a society, we usually follow patterns. We're not independent thinkers. You pick up off what other people are doing. You mean the white man, yeah. Based off that, that's going to be my guess. Okay. Final answer?

Final answer. That's James Charles. Oh, no, Zach. Shot of glue. Oh, that's a shot of glue. Jack was at the far left. Anybody know that? Jack Antonoff.

Jack Antonoff. God damn it. From the band Fun, period. Okay. All lowercase. Jack Antonoff. Shot of glue. In the middle was James Hetfield.

Zach's going to get hammered. Of Metallica Did you bring a sweat rag? Oh yeah Two James and a Jack I think I got two of them Alright let's go to your next Jack Oh we have the wealthy edition

Okay Come on So back in my former life I'm kind of doxing myself here This was my kind of game I was a former Just like Luke I was an accountant at PWC,

so I recognize two of the fellas. I know that's Bezos, and that's the Oracle of Omaha, the only deductive realtor. Yes. He's the, he looks familiar. Mm-hmm.

Twitter. Yes. Yeah. Jack Dorsey, right? That's Jack Dorsey. Sign a shot. Give somebody some glue. Let's go, let's go's Jack Dorsey. Sign a shot. Give somebody some glue. Let's go Mark.

All right. Let's get Mark fucked up. Let's get Mark fucked up. Mark. Sorry, we don't have to stream basketball for five hours tonight. You'll be fine. Oh, shit. Didn't even realize.

Oh, yeah, actually. We're good. We're good. Shout out Illinois. Yeah, there you go. All right, next Jax, please. Oh, just had to run to the kitchen and grab something It genuinely was one of the worst things I've ever smelled

It's hot dogs By the way I've been watching He's looked over once at the hot dogs In the last like He's got one on the plate It looks burnt It looks a lot better than the other one Yes it looks way better

The other one's like I can feel it lining in my stomach. That's good. It's probably cooking down there. All right, go ahead. Next jack. How many are there? I think we have 10 jacks. Okay, great.

Ooh. Jets quarterback. I don't remember a Jets quarterback named Jack, and he looks like from the times that I have been here, so I should know all the Jets quarterbacks. So he's out. He's out. Them two, I

have no fucking idea who both of the cats are. Musician, flamboyant. I don't think he'll go by Jack, so I'm gonna go the middle dude. That is Sean White. The far left is Jack White. Wait, I think I had his video game.

He's the surfer, right? Yeah, the surfer. Those are all whites. Those are all whites. One is a Jack White, the far left. Damn, he looks buttoned up. Damn it. Shot of glue.

Really? Uh-oh. I might just have to have eight shots. All right. No, no, no. Bounce back season. Bounce back season. Next jacks, please.

Ah. Oh. This is tough. All right. So that's George Washington, right, on the far right. Dude on the $1 bill, I believe. Looks like him. Amongst other things.

The middle dude looks like, he kind of looks like that guy that was fighting with Dave. The Scooter Braun guy. Oh. Hmm. Far left looks like Steve Romano. Oh, yeah. So he looks like a Steve. So I'm going to go middle.

That is Jake Johnson from there. They're all Jack Johnson. And that's John Johnson. That's Jack Johnson, the singer from Hawaii. Damn. This is a boy. Oh, man. Wait, how many we got left?

Jack Johnson, all-time white. Come on. Very white. The other Jack Johnson is famous for being white. He was the boxer, right? Yeah. Dig deep. You got to dig deep for these jacks.

Oh yeah, very famous for being white. I'll find it, I'll find it. Find these cracker jacks. I thought he was like the one white heavyweight that everyone... You mean Jack Dempsey. Okay, everyone. You mean Jack Dempsey. Okay, never mind. Maybe Jack Dempsey. All right, next up.

Oh, Jesus. Oh. Oh, God. This is bad. Okay. I don't know any one of these guys. Oh, a theme. All themed.

Yep. Murderers? Yep. There you go. So you know them. That was just your guess? Oh, yeah, it looks like it. The guy on the left.

Look at him. Look at the way he's looking at me guess? Oh, yeah, it looks like it. The guy on the left. Look at him. Look at the way he's looking at me. Looks like he actually, I'll leave it at that. Any flamboyance? Nah, I mean, he looks like a gangster. I guess that middle was flamboyant back in them days, right? With the big mustache. The flowy mustache.

Wait, where's Mincy? He kind of looks like an... Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. Is that... And it's on. It's still on, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. It's been weeks since I've seen Mincy. Watch out. Oh, jeez. Stalking him. Poor Harry. Stalking him.

Perfect. All right. Yo, look up Jack Johnson. I mean, it's not going to be all the time. Not a white man. I'm going to go shot in the dark here, guy far right. All right, that's Jeffrey Dahmer. That was John Wayne Gacy on the left.

I see Jack the Ripper in the middle. Wait, Dahmer, I was meant to watch. I thought we didn't know who Jack the Ripper was. That's Jack the Ripper. Maybe. He just docks the neck. Shit. That's the last guy I want mad at me.

Okay. All right, Zah, bottoms up. I'm sorry, bud. I'm doing like half shots. You're killing me. Okay. You're killing me. This is a great intro one because the rest are physical.

Yeah. Perfect. Actually, perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Next cracker, Jack. Toilet tunes, these don't.

Okay, is that E.T. in the middle? That looks like Rugrats. I have no idea. I didn't watch any of these cartoons. I used to watch like Cramp Twins, Tom and Jerry. Oh, Cram Twins? Cramp Twins. Wayne and Lucian.

Wayne and Lucian wayne lucian cramp twins cramp twins c-r-a-m-p wayne and lucian cramp cramp twins uh i'm gonna go fucking now left that's stinky peterson god and then the far right is who brandon i know the middle guy that's jack that's That's Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. And that's Gromit. That's fucking Gromit. Damn it, damn it. Stanky Peter.

Play a smile at my eyes. He got that glow in the dark. He got the light-up tie on when he played hooky, yeah. What do you got, three more? And he was the one that didn't play hooky. Oh, he stayed at the school fair. And he got that light-up tie. Oh, boy.

Three more. Three more? Yeah, we can skip. He's just talking. Ah. Oh. Three flamboyant ones. This is like.

Talk it through. You know when a radar is haywire going. Yeah. It's like, guys, this, it could be one of. But what is left? Yeah. All right, talk it through. Let's see.

Right side, what am I seeing right there? Very flamboyant. Holly Hood. Middle looks like a random kid that like the high school photo shoot kind of deal, and that guy looks like he's at some New York event. I'm going to go middle. No, the far right is Jack Osborne, and the other two are just... No way. That's...

You really don't know your Cracker jack kelly's brother yeah i used to watch his show i actually didn't recognize he's lost weight he used to be fat yeah it's true yes it looks like a completely different human being yes yes okay he went with a woman that was all my days i'm so sorry come on here we go let's Zal. Let's finish strong. We got to finish strong. Get in your bag. 2024. Ooh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right. So the left is a generator because we use those more than anything. That's a generator, right?

It looks like a generator when the power goes out in Zimbabwe. So that's not a jack. The middle, what the fuck is that, a vacuum? And then the left is the right thing is the car thing. All right, the right thing. That's right. That's a white car jack. Yeah.

Got one. It's a work welder and a power washer. So we gave it to Mark. Let's go Brandon. Yeah, let's go Brandon. Why don't you give Brandon a specialty? Specialty glue? Can I just do a shot anyway?

Yeah. Wait, what? You did a shot anyway? Oh, no, I owed. I just did a shot. No, you owed. I owed I just did a shot No I owed I owed it from Before

Is that how you're starting To get a little damp A little bit Yeah Not too too much Okay A tad bit Last one

Not bad Brandon Oh like Like a mouthwash Yeah Yeah That's what it is It's blue Oh no

He could be cooking These longer He's gotta like Reheat them a little bit Right Yeah. That's what it is. Oh, no. He could be cooking these longer. He's got to, like, reheat them a little bit, right? You got the last Cracker Jack, TJ? Here we go. Oh. DiCaprio movies. That's the Wolf of Wall Street.

I don't know what he was called in the Wolf of Wall Street. The far right one. Left is... Is that Titanic? And then middle... What was he in The Wolf of Wall Street? Jack is a Wall Street name, so I'm going to go with

The Wolf of Wall Street. So the far right. That's Jordan Belfort. Jack in Titanic. I'll never let go, Jack. Rose and Jack. That was like 1990s. I'm so sorry, Zach.

This was a great pregame. Yes, great pregame. That was a long time ago. It's not really cultural references. Yeah. All right, spin the wheel. Kind of what you had to be there. Who's eating hot dogs?

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We can maybe skip one of the Japanese horses. We'll go right back to the wheel. Okay, yeah, yeah. One after that. Fuck me. No, but least amount of hot dogs gets in balloon, right? Yeah. Easy. You want to have some hot dogs. You want to

have some hot dogs. Light face. You want to have like two or three hot dogs. Oh, I didn't mean it. Mincy, bring in the hot dogs. Me, Che. Che looking strong. He does.

Yeah. I does. Yeah. I'll take it. Who hasn't had a hot dog yet? Oh, Brandon. Uh-oh. Shit. Brandon, that's a problem. You want to get in that balloon, buddy?

I think you'd have a lot of fun in there, and I think it would be good for your fear. We'll deal with that when we get to it. I think we'd have a lot of fun in there, and I think it would be good for your fear. We'll deal with that when we get to it. I think we got some improvement. Oh, these are much darker. Oh, yeah. Oh, much darker. Over here, me and Kyle. Okay.

Thank you, Mincy. Good job, Mincy. Thank you. Minz, what was the strategy on these? Just cook them longer. Nice. It's good work. I'm glad that there's nothing on them. It's like the beauty's these? Cook them longer. Nice. It's good work. I'm glad that there's nothing on them.

It's like the beauty's in the... Simplicity. Yes. Yeah. All right, get cooking again. All right, another round? Yep. Another round for the fellas?

Yep. All right. Love it. Great work, Vincey. Not hot. Cook them even longer, Vincey. Cook them even longer. They were sitting out for a while.

I know. They were sitting out for a while. I know. They were sitting out. But you could keep cooking them. Kyle. He is special. Not bad. It's good. It's good. Yeah.

It's good. Mincy finding a pan. What a clip. All right. Should we go back to the wheel zone? And the knife, too. And the knife, yeah. Cracker Jack is done What are you hoping for next?

Jesus, after Cracker Jack If they're physical Ooh, this one's gonna be fun Bunt cake I have a feeling it's gonna be with a wiffle burger That's right This one's really not too thought through. We have a bunch of bunt cakes, cakes with a hole in them,

and you have to catch a hit in the hole of a bunt cake. You got this. Wait, what? Here's the bunt cake. We're going to throw cakes to him. Oh, and then I fucking poke the bat through the hole kind of thing? Oh, I wasn't that way. Actually, yeah.

Oh, no, yeah. For sure. Oh, I wasn't that way. Oh, no. Yeah. For sure. Yep. You have three cakes coming at you. We were going to have you. No, he's going to catch a ball. But I think that.

He's going to shag fly balls. Yeah, you got to catch a ball with a cake. Shag fly balls. Oh. Yeah. So, Brandon, you want to go throw him some balls? Yeah, you're going to use the Bundt cake as your glove. Yeah. You got to catch the ball in the Bundt cake.

In the hole. Spearing the Bundt cakes. You got this, Zah. They were fun flavors. Yeah, TJ found some good ones. Mountain Dew. Orange Crush Bundt cake. Orange Crush, yeah.

The other one, the one that Zah's holding is called Socket To Me Cream Cake. I don't know what that means. They also look positively cummed on. Just the cake. I think it would probably be easier, right? Actual baseball would be easier. Now, he knocked on the top of that cake. It's very hard with that icing.

So this might be tougher than you think. All right. Come on, Zah. How many attempts does he get? Wait, wait. Stand back a little, Zah. Maybe five attempts. He has to go two for five.

Brandon, go to the free throw line. Yeah, go stand on the free throw line so we can see it better. That's perfect. Okay. I think he's going to be good at this. I do too. You ready? Wait.

Come on, Za. Oh! Oh! What's going on? Oh, he's lost. Oh, shit. He's going. That was awesome.

Is this easier than a glove? I think so. Sunk right in. Where'd Brandon go? I think there was some frosting on the ball This is easy this back up. Oh yeah back up. Let's see how far you guys can go Brandon throw some heat Yes, you make hey He needs a new glove.

It might be easier, though, Zop. Definitely better if the hole's bigger. It just really sticks in there. Got to start bringing those to the ballpark. Oh, Brandon. No, Brandon. Got to give me some air. That's on Brandon. Come on, Brandon.

Oh! Oh, no! The cake split? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, it really did. Just when I thought the White Sox found the new shortstop. Oh, man.

Is that the position you're giving them? Yeah. There's a trash can right here, Zop. All right, fuck it, he did it. There's a trash can right here. He did it. He did it. That was one of the least thought out ones.

Yeah, that one was okay. All the KBs wild aren't. That was fun still. KB number two. Oh, no, you could be done, Zah, with part KB. Do you want to eat it? All right, so let's spin and maybe we'll do a Japanese horse race. He's really attending to the hot dogs now.

That's nice. Good job, Brandon. We'll clean it up after. What? Yeah, he's cooking them right now, I think. You guys remember Sam Goldfinger, the guy that's pretended to be, he was like the barstool viceroy for Arizona. Yeah.

He just got his summer internship for Chicago. What? Yeah. Wait, this is a guy who faked that he was? No, no. He said he was a senior. No, he said he was in college when he was still in high school. He's been a viceroy for like six years.

A legal viceroy. No way. Now he's finally a summer intern. But actually? Actually. Or is he just faking it again? Could be. Yeah.

Shout out Goldfinger. Good job, Goldfinger. The legend. All right, so how are you feeling? Good. Good at that. That one felt Goldfinger. The legend. All right, so how are you feeling? Good. Good at that. That one felt good. You're good at that.

You can assign a shot to somebody. Just to get a dub. The sweat's going. I feel good. So who do you want to take a shot? So we went Walker. I'll take one. Let's go.

Yeah, all right. Big cat gets him. Yeah. Let's go, Zach. I want to see what the glue tastes like. It's really good. All right, so let's do a Japanese horse race Let's do that for shots. Oh Spin the wheel for hot dogs. I don't think I were dinner

Yeah, the dog is sitting yeah, oh it does kind of tastes like the mouth sugar hmm, huh Wait, did you get? Is that? KB, is that? There you go, big dog. Is it, what's it called? Yes. The very distinct peppermint liquor.

Irish name. Yeah. Oh, I haven't had that in a minute. I know you love it. Yes, yes, yes. All right, I need to have a hot dog. Yeah, you do. I'll be honest, that was great. I don't think I liked it. I love it. Yes, yes, yes. All right, I need to have a hot dog. Yeah, you do. I'll be honest.

That was great. I don't think I liked it. I loved it. They're big dogs. They're real big dogs. I like my dogs, like, real burnt, very cooked. All right. Oh, good.

Let's go, man. Safe from the balloon. Two times in the third. This balloon's going to be difficult. Where'd Zago? Here he comes. Here he comes. Mincy Dogs!

Opening day. I'm going to prove I'm a Chicago guy. I feel like they might be kicking me out of Illinois with the performance so far. I think we're doing a little better. Thank you. Is this Hank TV? He's talking to no one? Oh, it's our spider.

You do anything? You hear him this weekend? Thank you. Is this Hank TV? He's talking to no one? Oh, he's talking to Spider. Good. You do anything you hear this weekend? All right, he's definitely burning hot dogs now. Oh, I got to go meet my nephew. I'm excited. I'm going to North Carolina. Yeah, who could get him to burn at the most? Yeah, it'll be fun.

Enjoy. Missy's traveling this weekend? No way. He's got to have so many miles. many miles he's gotta he probably doesn't sign up for it though no he travels in so every different way you can travel i know didn't he take a train train yeah take some plus it's an interesting guy all right you want to pick a pick a horse uh yeah uh, we got the sweats on. Oh, yeah. He's back. I'm cooking.

I'm cooking. Cooking with gas. It was one to nine, right? Yes. Let's go number so last time six let me down. Let's go number three. Okay. Two. One. Four. Five. Seven. Eight.

I'm going to take whatever's left. Nine. Yikes Seven. Eight. I'm going to take whatever's left. Nine. Yikes. Take nine. And then what are you, Che? I don't think anyone said three. The very first number uttered. What number am I?

I don't know. Five. Two. Four. Eight. Seven. I'm seven. Sounds like six. Six. Alright. So we need. Two. Four. Eight. Seven. I'm seven. Sounds like six. You're six. All right. So we need three. Here we go. Is that Greece? Okay.

There you go. Good boy. Okay. Oh, I'm in dead last. Is this? That's fine. That was well. Same one.

Your three's up? No, because that horse is different, but the others are. Oh, wait. This is the same. No, it's not the same one. The green horse is not the same, right? They're all the same characters. Oh, yeah, because the two was leading the last one.

I probably shouldn't have picked the same horse. That's a cool guy. Hey. Ninja. Come on. I don't remember the Trojan horse last time. Is that a new? That. Come on. I don't remember the Trojan horse last time. Is that a new? That was Zala.

Oh. That's me. Okay. There I am. You never want one of those. Yeah, the barrels. Let's go. I have faith they're going to fall.

Crank. Crank. Of course. Wow. What was that? It's crazy. Nine and eight. Oh, no.

Oh, go, seven. Go. Isn't it crazy that now Shohei has probably bet on this? Yeah. This is what got him into it. Yeti's winning. Go seven. Yeti's winning.

Four. Where's one? Come on, three. I heard Shohei was fixing this. Come on, three. Whoa, Zha! Oh, shit. Come on, three.

There we go. Can you do it, Zha? There we go. Can Zha do it on the second shit! Oh shit! There we go! Oh shit! Oh shit! Can you do it, Za? Can you do it, Za? Can you do it, Za? Can you do it, Za? Can you do it, Za? Can Za do it on the second race? Can Za do it on the second race? Can Za do it on the second race?

Can Za do it on the second race? Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!

Is that good, Titus? Is that good, Titus? Is that good, Titus? Is that good, Titus? Is that good, Titus? Is that good, Titus? Oh no, Za can't do it! Oh no, Za can't do it!

Oh no, Za can't do it! Oh no, Za can't do it! Second race! Second race! Second race! Go, go, go, go! Second race! Second race!

Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race!

Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! Second race! It's an elephant in the charging horse! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! The elephant! The elephant! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Okay, you fucker. Oh! Oh! Damn, stop. Aw. Should've kept my six. Aw.

Alright, so who won? Che. Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che?

Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che?

Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? Che? two people are avoiding eye contact with me one of them lasts the longest so titus that's that's gotta be i like glue to be clear good there were definitely not six people making eye contact with you all

right yeah and i wasn't but i could see like i could see i could yeah people that i could see some people were direct mook was and i was i was avoiding eye contact. It's a standard practice. I don't think anybody was looking at you, you egomaniac. Also, yeah, I don't think Stephen Chase is an eye contact guy. You know what we're saying. Fair, fair. He's not one of his strengths. Trains, yes. Eye contact, no.

Do I take one for last? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're supposed to. We'll get them hot dogs in here? Yeah, get the hot dogs going. Let's go, Mincy. Bring them.

Oh, he's got a glove back on. Yeah, three more. Three more. Did he make? Keep cooking. The quantity does not matter. Oh, keep cooking. No, no.

Do you want me to deliver these or keep cooking? No, deliver them. Deliver them. Deliver, okay. Good God. Click, click, click, click, click. He nestles him into his bosom. Call to the bullpen.

What inning are we in? Third? I do too. That was the third inning. The glue rocks, dude. The glue rocks. Who's good? I'm a fan.

Zod, did you take your shot of glue? Oh, no. Oh, no. God damn it. Zod, you're going to get one of these. I thought I was going to get away with it. Oh, the glue keeps filling up. I've been making more glue as we go along.

All right, Zai, you ready to go back to the wheel? Oh, these look a little more cooked. Oh, yeah. Yes, they do. Two for me, one for Kyle. All right, keep cooking, though. You're getting the hang of it, though. Those last ones were good.

Thank you. Two for Brandon. Okay. And one for Kyle. last ones were good. Thank you. You're welcome. Two for Brandon. Okay. And one for Kyle. Thank you. All right. And just keep them cooking now, huh? Yeah. Really cook them. Really cook them. Cook them extra. This cold ass bun is... Yeah, maybe cook the buns. Why are you eating it two hands? Cook the buns too. Pause. I don't know if he heard that. He didn't register that at all.

No. Okay, we'll go back to the wheels. Are you ready? Let's see what we got. We got a cruel wheel. I don't like this. Whoa! Three strikes. Three strikes. Three strikes.

All right. The other one, I think. Is there another box? Yeah. Zah, you have three minutes to get three strikes. So you have to throw a strike to one of us with wiffle ball. You have three minutes to get three strikes. So you have to throw a strike to one of us with wiffle ball. You have to bowl a strike, and you have to make a picket sign and strike for a cause that you believe in.

Picket sign stuff is right there, Zah. Throw a strike to somebody. You can pick who you're throwing it to. Bowl a strike. Yeah. Bowl a strike, and then make a picket sign for a cause that you believe in and go on strike. Are they betting? Yeah. Bowl a strike and then make a picket sign for a cause that you believe in and go on strike. Order, I think.

Any order you want. Do you think three minutes is fair? Three minutes is not enough. Five minutes? Five minutes? I think it's a lot. The picket sign is right there, the cardboard. You've got to strike something,

and then you can decide who you want to throw a strike to. They have to swing and miss. Che. Hell yeah. Okay, so we'll get set up, and then whenever you want to go, you can go. You can start in any order you want. This is great.

Brandon, do you want to do a shot of stronger glue with me? Three strikes. I got hot dog issues right now. How are the hot dogs? Not bad. Not bad? Yeah. I mean, we call it cooking hot dogs.

He's literally just setting them in a pan and standing for five minutes. You might as well spin, TJ, for the fourth inning while we get set up. If I may, I would say the beauty is in the simplicity. Simplicity, yeah. And also, what's more American than this? Yeah. All right, I got a problem. I'm going in this balloon.

Clicky with another one. All right, I'm safe from balloon. Oh, my God. You said they were good. This is good news, Brandon. You don't have to get the balloon. Will this be four or five, this next one? This is three.

This is three. Well, hold on. Oh, I'm on the board. All right, here we go. Who has won? I only have one. Yeah. Okay.

Kyle, you have two now. Brandon takes the lead. Jay only has one. I mean, I took that first one down, no problem. But we'll see. Way to come back from being sick. Are we calling action on that bun or no? Well, I'm not eating any bun.

Oh, you got to finish that bun, buddy. Can everybody just hold up how many hot dogs they've eaten? I'll record. Well, yeah. Well. I'm at two now. I haven't had one yet, but I'm about to have my first. Zasa, you're pitching to Che?

Yeah. Che, you got to have my first. Zas, are you pitching to Che? Yeah. Che, you got to get out there. Oh, Che's shoulder, too. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. Give yourself a bunch of the wiffle balls. And should we set up the pins for him? What am I doing?

The pins are set up. Oh, they are. Great. I think getting a strike on those pins might be harder than. I do, too. By far. Yeah. And, like, having to reset them.

I think that'll be the hardest. Do we have a secondary set of pins? No. Do we give him a resetter? We have giant inflatable ones that we could blow up. No, let's, yeah, maybe KB, you want to be a resetter? Yeah, I got it. All right.

This is huge, Zah. You're going to start with pitching. You're going to end with, what's your order? So I'm going to start with the pitching. I'm going to start with pitching. You're going to end with what's your order? Strike. So I'm going to start with the pitching. I'm going to do the bowling. Then I'm going to do the sign. And think of what you want to write on the sign. It has to be a cause you fully believe in.

I fully believe. Oh, Lord. Yeah. This could be bad. It would be titty related. Okay. When batter's ready. It was really close.

That's why I asked. I don't know. So it's got to be either a swinging strike or if you miss and he throws it and hits that thing, it's a strike. Three strikes? No, just one strike. Three strikes total. That was super close. I believe in you, Zaha.

All right, you ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh. Oh, jeez. Okay. Get him. Ball. Ball.

Oh, man. Fuck him up. Get fucked. Back off the plate. Get him out of the box. Oh, man. He's taking you deep, Za. Full of strike.

Let's go, Za. You got it. You got it. You got it. It's wasted. Za panics in the best way. Oh, God. This is going to be terrible.

Ever. Oh, God. Oh, God. going to be terrible. Oh God. Oh God. Get a little closer, Zaha. He still has four minutes. Yeah. Reset those pins, Kyle. This is going to be difficult.

Yeah. Oh, man. I mean, he's right there. Oh, no. Che, help him. Yeah. Oh, nice slide, KB. That was very cool. Man. Oh.

Maybe like try to throw it overhand. Yeah. Oh gee. Rugby toss. Rugby toss. Yeah. Oh, boy. Let me help you.

Let me help you. We'll put up bumpers. We'll put up bumpers. Jay, get on the other side. Get even closer. Get tighter. Yay! Let's in, Zaha Yeah, we'll just say it's three minutes

Just put one minute on, TJ What's his cause? One minute Here we go It was three minutes You got one minute on, TJ. What's his cause? One minute. Here we go. It was three minutes. You got one minute, Zaha. You need to hold it up, too.

Yeah, go on strike. Wait. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. Oh, my God. You did it.

You did it. Great job, Za. Dat. Dat wall. Kill that wall. That's never been said or typed or written. Good job, Za. We need dat wall.

Za, you did well. Who do you want to take a shot? job, Zai. We need that wall. Zai, you did well. Who do you want to take a shot? Oh, all right. Nick. I'll do it. Zai, you're delistening. Don't put the camera on me. I'm switching from glue.

Hot dogs, Mincy. I'm finishing. These are almost done, and I was going to toast them real quick. Yeah. A toast? What's he toasting? Yeah, yeah.

Nice little touch. We're slow improvement. Oh, he's moving to the buns? I told him to toast him real quick. A toast? What's he toasting? Yeah, yeah, a nice little touch. You know, we're slow improvement. Oh, he's moving to the buns now? Making sure. I told him to toast the buns. Brandon, you're my mate. What? I didn't do anything.

We need to make sure we cook them through. We don't. Yeah, we do. Sounds like you do. Yeah, I think. You're my mate. But I've had, I'm about to have my third hot dog. Yeah, I know.

But this is going to help it go down easier. This is a digestive. You getting excited about Chyna? my third hot dog. Yeah, I know, but this is going to help it go down easier. This is a digestive. You getting excited about Chyna? That's a fault. Here's baby boy. And if you're going to do it. Look at Brandon's face. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no, oh, no. You okay? Thanks for doing that. Ty, you crushed it. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You okay? Thanks for doing that. Ty, you crushed it. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. He's going to throw up.

What that was. What that mouth do. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Finish it. Oh. Oh, shit. Who leaves a shot in the bottom of their mouth? You told me it was the glue.

Tiki. No, that's just a piece of the glue. That's a piece of glue. Yeah, that's the most. I decided to get the essence of the glue. Simplify it. Yes. Beauty.

The most American tradition. Break it down. We are in Chicago. And Brandon, if you didn't like that, you're going to hate one of these games. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Why did you touch me to make that point? I was consoling you.

Okay, we got more dogs. I get to pick a partner? That's a lot of smoke. No, but you'll be against everybody in one of these games. What is going on now? What is that? Oh, my God. He put them right in the pan.

Yeah, I told him to put put the buns warm the buns up They put him in the pan. Yeah. Yeah So what's your dog cool government name first and last As I tell you that Last she made that's right. That's right. Why yeah, I just want to know Okay That was creepy. No middle name?

I like knowing people's names. How do you spell your name? That I'm not going to help you with. Wait, how did you spell your first name? I... Or just say it again. I just want to hear it again. Zvata.

Z-V-A-T-A-I-D-A. That's fucking rocks. Zvata. What's it mean? What we wanted. Oh. Oh. I love that. Is that creepy? We are happy. No, that wasn't.

What we wanted, we're happy is what I'm named. Alright, so what inning are we in? Fourth or fifth? I think fourth is coming out. Fourth is coming out. Fourth right now. Click clack. Mincy's coming.

Here he comes. Try to toast the buns for you. Where'd you toast them? The edges are black. One for me. Me. Get back to cooking. Great job, Mincy. Brandon, can you hold up your buns? Plating, probably not the best. Look back to cooking. Great job, Mincy.

Brandon, can you hold up your bun? Plating, probably not the best. Look at the hedges. You just soaked it in hot dog juice. Look, look. You're a good dog. Ew, ew. Look at that.

That's just... Odor oil. He just wet it in hot dog juice. Pine tar. That's burned butter. Looks like Che's penis turd. Kyle, would you like a shot? No, I'm off the juice.

Well, we'll see. Oh, my. No, you're drunk right now, dude. So am I. It's all wet. Oh, man. Mama, they gave me tequila. How does his look completely different than this?

This is so bad. Yeah, mine's really hot. It's real hot. Zal, let's see what your next challenge is going to be. I was on fourth inning. I felt two dubs. Yeah. What was it?

You gave me three, five minutes? Yeah. You made it in three. You made it in three minutes. Let's go. Show me Faceball Game. Oh, this is a great one. This one's going to be interesting.

White Sox versus Brewers. If we could get some cups and some high noons, some brews, we all are racing to finish a high noon out of a cup, but we can only drink it with a – we can only absorb it with a white sock and drink it out over our mouths. Loser has to take a shot. The white socks versus brewers.

All right. Okay. Hell yeah. Don't touch my sock. Thank you. Okay. Thank you Thank you I'm excited for this one Because I don't know how long it'll take Che?

I lied Oh boy I was up making jack Let's do a full can of high noon I think these will suck up more than you think Okay Yeah Titus Jerry would love this dude

Yeah Drink it out of his foot Oh yeah Trying to think of the best technique I think I'm going to think of the best technique. I think I'm going to go help Mincy during this one. You're fine. I'm not.

You drunk? No. Don't make me say it. You're going to have diarrhea? Yes. I could see it in his eyes about five minutes ago. They got real beady. No, no, no. No.

He's good. Let him go. Let him shit his pants. What? Are you supporting Cubs here? Like, what's your shot? And I think. Oh.

Oh. Yeah, diarrhea. Yeah, diarrhea. Yep, diarrhea. This is like the wettest yet driest hot dog I've ever had. He's got a gift. I think so. He sure does. Crack those open.

I feel like we're slowly, through the act, slowly teaching him some basic life skills. Yeah. Like now he's got this in his pocket. He'll know how to. You can cook a dog. Kind of cook a hot dog. It's important. How does he get sustenance?

Does he go out to eat and then just tweet it for a free meal? I do not know. I don't know. Thank you. I imagine like picking up Uber Eats is a problem for him still. Like finding the driver. Thank you. He knows good food is a problem for him still. Like finding the driver. Thank you. He knows good food.

I'll give him that. He knows where to get it. He knows good restaurants. Yes, he does. He's always at High Five Ramen. Is he? Yeah. That's my favorite.

Oh, we got some, Shay. Can we pour it in our cups already? Can we prepare? What's your jersey, Big Cat? This is the Sag Harbor Whalers. Two summers ago, I was in Sag Harbor with my family, and my nephew wanted to go to a game. It's like college all-stars traveling summer league.

And I tweeted at them, was them was like hey when's your next game because i couldn't find their schedule and then they were like oh it's tomorrow can you throw out the first pitch and i was like sure huge how was the first pitch it was pretty good i think remember i think we watched it because i chirped that kid oh you tripped a kid yeah yeah like hey chirp this kid he's on tiktok And I was like, we're never going to hire you. And then I immediately was like, that was the main thing. Hey, kid. Really regretted it the minute it came out of my mouth. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Sag Harbor. Oh, you bounced this in, Iron Man. No. Yeah, you did. No. Not even close. Wait.

That regulation. That's their field. You know, literally, it's just college kids playing baseball. Yeah, summer ball. Yeah. They all live in, like, different – like, they live in, like, someone puts them up for the summer. I don't even think they get paid.

Nothing. No. That was actually the World Series, game one. Oh, really? Yeah. I threw out the first pitch of the World Series, game one. Fucking huge. Who won? Sag Harbor won in a three – it was a three-game series. first pitch in the World Series. Game one. Fucking huge. Who won?

Sag Harbor won in a three. It was a three-game series. They won in the third game. Nice. Yeah, see? Senior franchise in the Hamptons Collegiate Baseball League. We play our games. Yeah, the park is, like, not nice.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Not real dugouts. Players getting paid? I don't think so. Yeah. Well, they couldn't until... Right over there.

NIL. Yeah. It was't think so. Yeah. Well, they couldn't until... Right over there. NIL. Yeah. It was a college thing. Yeah. I think Savannah Bananas was a similar thing before they just went Hollywood. Yeah, but they gave me a jersey. They actually, when they gave me the jersey, like, one of the guys couldn't wear a jersey that day.

You took a guy's jersey? Yeah, they were like, here, take this jersey. And we only have the amount of the roster. Is it number 35? Yeah, no, that actually didn't happen. But it was still very nice that they gave me a jersey. What's your strat here? I don't know.

I just want to – We'll find out as it goes. I want to throw out a blanket pause for me for this entire segment. I'm going to be doing some pause worthy. Are we going full can? I think full can. Yeah. I don't know what the time is going to be. I think it's going to take forever some pause worthy. Are we going full can? I think full can. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what the time is going to be. I think it's going to take forever. I don't know. I don't think so. I'm about to get so wet, dude. I'm getting on my knees for this one. Sorry. That was heavy in the mic.

I don't think it's going to work. I don't think it's going to work. Nick, I don't think we can go full can. I think we can. Let's just give it a shot. Okay. All right. It's not going to work. I need a sock. I can already tell it a shot. Okay, all right. It's not going to work.

I need a sock. I can already tell it's not going to work. Wait, whoever's cup is empty first? Yeah. Okay. Crazy. This is insane. This is not going to work.

Why not? All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't start yet. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Jay, Jay needs to sit here too. Get the cans off camera.

Get the cans off. Oh, fuck me. I don't know. I got it got it okay did you show you didn't test it no we had a text me kb and nick he's like i'm gonna come in and test i was too busy uh finding white white jacks i'll say these socks don't feel super absorbent uh do you want me to do this ad yeah today's episode is brought to you by high noon the high noon oprez pack is here featuring the top four highon vodka seltzer flavors as ranked by El Prez himself.

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Yeah. You guys are going to be so shocked by, like, after your first dip. Okay. Wait. Yeah, this is going to be. Wait, where's Che? Che! What inning are we in?

The fifth is coming out. Spin right now so that when the dogs are ready, we can get going with the fifth inning. Spin and then we'll start. Yeah, I don't know the strategy here. I'm excited to try this. Mark. How many is that, Mark?

Wait. Keith. You know what? Why don't we just do it? Just one ingredient of glue. How many is that, Mark? It's going to be my second. Wait. Kate. My second. You know what? Why don't we just do it? Why don't we just make it a five-minute game and whoever has the most. Yeah. I'll open up the cup.

Yeah. All right. No, we're good. We already have all of this. Wait, what? What? Jay, I don't know why Jay didn't hear when I said we have them. Hey, you idiot. I got the have them.

Yeah. Yeah. We're only in the fifth inning. We're only in the fifth inning. A lot of baseball. Yeah, we're new. We're spinning. Yeah, you got to finish yours, Brandon.

The show doesn't end till we finish the 27 out. Yeah. Jay, we're good. walk out. The show doesn't end until we finish the 27 hours. Jay, we're good. I yelled, they have them. Oh. Why are you frozen? What's going on? He's just frozen.

He's just not moving. You look so sad. What are you doing? We will in a second, yeah. Why are you staring at us? Is there something? Stop staring! Which staring? I'm so uncomfortable right now.

Yeah, that should be a one-two punch. Where did you stop at 4-1, Che? Where did you stop at 4-1 and sit down? We said Che, we're good. He should've gone, Oh, okay. Okay, alright. Oh, or even like- Where are you going?

Who else has to do a hot dog? Oh, you gotta do a hot dog. Oh wait, we already spun all three? We spin three? Yeah. Fuck. Looks better, right? I've only had one.

I'm in trouble. Who else needs one? Me, Mincy. I think we've improved. All right. Keep cooking. It's perfect. Wow.

That was a good thing. That was a good thing. Are you going to be here for this or you don't want to be? Okay. All right. So then just keep tracking Mincy. Can I get more hot dog? Yeah.

Get your hot dog. I need to find some more plates. I don't. That's the worst one. Yeah, it's tough. I. Get my hot dog? Yeah, get your hot dog. I need to find some more plates. I don't. That's the worst one. Yeah, it's tough. I actually liked my hot dog. It's soaked. I loved mine.

It was so good. I'm so upset that it was so good. I'm going to be mad if I have to get in a balloon. All right, sit down. What are we doing? We are going to drink for five. Are you full? Yeah, this is what I need.

That's not full. Was it a. No, that's not full. Was it a full can? That's not full. Who's got more? I have some. We got one right here. You didn't use a full can? Here you go.

Just fill it up to where this is. See this? Yeah. All right. So it's going to be you have to drink your drink only with your sock. Oh, fuck. Yeah, ring it out. And we're going to go for five minutes

and whoever has the least drank in five minutes is the loser. Yeah. It's going to get wet in here. Yeah. Alright, TJ. And then when the five minutes end.

You don't have headphones on. Scouts on or just put your hands up. I can hear you, TJ. Say something. Hide the box behind him. Have Nick hide the can to his right and have Chey hide the cans to his left. Cans over there. Box.

Hide those. Okay. I don't know what my stretch is. Hi, TJ. I think I'm going to roll. You're going long ways? Yeah. Are you ever going like this?

I'm going goofy style. You're going goofy style? Yeah. I don't want that. I'm going rolled up. Yeah. Okay. I think you got to roll up.

I'm rolling up. All right. You ready, TJ? Ask Nick what type of music this game calls for. I flip mine inside out. More absorbent. Nick, what type of music does this game need? So this is like some baseball organ.

Okay. Shit, Kate just reinvented the game. Is everyone listening to her? Yeah, I just blindly listened to her. You've done this before? Actually, I don't trust you. If there's one person who has done this before, it does feel like a big kid.

I am listening to you. It's the only way she drinks. Okay. Tell us when, TJ. You don't have headphones on. I have headphones on, TJ. I'm ready whenever. He's ready whenever.

I'll count us down. Five, four, three, two, one. Okay, I'm ready whenever he's ready whenever I'll count us down. Yeah Five four three two one Suck on this sock you can suck it any way you want. Yeah, this is way easier than I thought, Nick. Good testing of it. Jesus. It's hard not to joke. I've been training for this for years. How have've been training for this for years.

Why? How have you been training for this for years? Yeah, what did that mean? What's up? Shit. What's up? Oh. Show our podcast listeners. Quit making that sound. Make it gross. I'm done I'm done

I'm done that's incredible oh shit that was a loser oh fuck I'm also done I'm done Done I was eating like an apple. I am too. Ew, stop.

The best way to end it. Done. Done. Time. You're done. God damn it. Oh, shit. That was, I don't know, that's the worst thing we've ever done.

That was like perfectly difficult. That was the perfect level. We all dialed. The sounds were so funny. Chewing your sock? I was chewing my sock. The worst podcast segment of all time. Oh, God. Holy shit. Podcast segment of all time. I need some. Sorry.

Oh, God. Holy shit. You were just all dialed in front of us finishing what he started. All right, Brandon, bring the hot dogs in. TJ, don't cut to me real quick. Oh, that was fun. Jesus Christ. Did we just invent a new way to drink?

Yep. TJ, what's the chat saying on this specific challenge uh so the the oregon music i played was the national anthem which i think added to it but that was definitely the worst podcast segment ever made by any podcast i was just like making noises i didn't even think i had in me yeah that was a lot all right well uh thank you for the listeners for bearing with us. KB's Wild is all about taking chances. You did that?

Kate, you won. Who do you want to take a swig? Kind of me, but no. Pick yourself. Pick yourself, Kate. I would like to have a little, yeah. When's the last time you blacked out? It's been years now. All right. Yeah. When's the last time you blacked out? It's been years now.

All right. Yeah, it's been... When's the last time you got wasted? Probably my cousin's wedding like two years ago. Kate. Oh, some time crates? Yeah, just go at it. Okay.

No, I thought I'll just maybe get... Come get some glue. Come get some glue. Thank you. Thank you. This is no. I got hurt. Thank you. Thank you. This is a nice little opening day. Watch us all get real sick. That was something, man.

It went fast. It went way faster than I thought. That first squeeze, I was like, oh, that's a quarter of it gone. Yeah. It was kind of refreshing. That went fast. So I did use non-alcoholic juice. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. I noticed your sock was orange of refreshing. That went fast. So I did use non-alcoholic juice. Yeah?

That's okay. Yeah, I noticed your sock was orange. Yeah. It was a delicious way to consume a beverage. Yeah. The only issue was I kept on choking on sock. Yeah. Because I was putting it all the way in my mouth.

Wait, were you guys sucking the sock? I was sucking it. I was biting it. I was chewing like a snow cone. I would have sucked the sock too. What? You guys were sucking it snow cone. I would have sucked the sock too. What? You guys were sucking it? I would have sucked the meat.

You were chewing? Yeah. Why were you chewing? I guess I was chewing and sucking. You should have been ringing and sucking. I was dunking. Squeezed, sucked. Wait, who are these two?

I don't know. I don't think we've decided yet. Oh, yeah. We got to spin again. Okay. You're getting ahead of the game now. Is this a six? Is this a six in it?

Just put them down. You might start a trend with the socks. Hold on. I think so. It's the new Borg. What would you call it? Yeah. Sword.

I'm in trouble. God fucking damn it. I mean, you're not getting in the blue. The fourth is fourth. Right over here. Oh, Nick. Is anyone else still on one? Yes, I am.

You got no carb on it now? Yeah, I'm going no carb. There we go. Who's it? Where's it going? One over. This is three. This is three for me.

I really need another hunt, Mincy. They are getting better, I will say. No, bring it over here. I'll take it. I will say Mincy is a little better. Shot in the dog. Mincy's figuring it out a little bit. I'm definitely getting in this one. Who's at three? I'm at three. Keep cooking, Mincy is off. Shot and a dog. Let's figure it out a little bit. I'm definitely getting a missing.

Who's at three? I'm at three. Keep cooking, Mincy. Who's at two? Right here. I'm at two now. Now I'm at two. And Nick's at four.

Yeah. Hey, are you at one or two? You're at one. Oh, so Che and I are both at one, and we have nine outs left? KB, you have two? Yeah, that was inning six, I believe. Six, yeah, inning six. You got nine outs left. YouB of two? Yeah, that was inning six. Six, yeah. Inning six. You got nine outs left.

You got to get a rally. Zara, you want to take another chance at the Japanese Derby? Yeah, let's do it. We have the special one? Oh, yeah. Let's play the special one. And this is going into the sixth? Yeah.

Going into the seventh, right? Into the seventh, yeah. Oh, is this the seventh inning stretch? Yeah. I have a song. All right. I'm sorry in advance. Let's go, Kate.

Because it is opening day after all. Please subscribe to the Yak stream. Come and chat with our crowd. Nuts on Clark's better than Cracker Jack's. Che had a foot-long slip out of his ass, and it's root, root, root for the dry wheel. If you get wet, it's a shame, because it's one, two, 10x we shout at this hot dog game.

Yeah! That was very fun and maternal. I want to clean up now. Sorry. For what? clean up now. Sorry. For what? No, I loved it. What should we be looking forward to this baseball season? Anything to keep our eyes on?

Shohei. Shohei. Shohei's picks. Betting on games. Rookies. Going to a bunch of Cubs games. Yeah. Yep.

The Orioles have a bunch of dudes that are like 22. The Orioles are really good. They look like the Montana boys. They're all named Peyton and Colton. Speaking of the Montana boys. Did you touch one? No, I'm just speaking of them. Yeah.

Yeah. Enough said. Yeah, the Orioles. I bet on the Orioles to win the World Series. I think the last two years, and they're probably going to win it this year. You could bet on them again this year. Yeah, they're like only 11-1, though. Not the Dodgers, I think the last two years, and they're probably going to win it this year. You could bet on them again this year. Yeah, they're like only 11-1, though. Not the Dodgers, aren't?

Yeah, Dodgers. But the Dodgers always choke. Yeah. What's going on with the A's? They're like the villain team, or their owner's the villain? No, their owner wants to move to Vegas. Vegas doesn't really want them. They basically are just putting out the worst team possible.

So PFT and I are betting against the A's every single game for the entire year. They're doing the thing where they lose on purpose so the fans don't like the team. And then they can point to the fans and say, you're the reason we're moving. Yeah, pretty much. That's the playbook. That's the owner playbook. They do the chicken and the egg.

Yeah. Okay. They're going to be very bad. Hopefully the Cubs are good. Would love that. They play in not a good – the division's not going to be good this year. Well, I mean, maybe the Pirates. Pirates are going to be fucking good.

Yeah. Are they supposed to be? No, right? O'Neal Cruz, though. O'Neal Cruz. He's sick. Brian Reynolds. Reynolds.

Touch. Yeah. The Roldis Chapman. Brian Hayes. Brian Hayes. Is he still on the team? Yeah. Paul Skeen.

Paul Skeen. O'Neal Cruz is awesome. Yeah. That's a cool name. And he's really, team? Yeah. Paul Skeen. Paul Skeen. O'Neal Cruz is awesome. Yeah. That's a cool name. And he's really, really good. Wait till you see him. Same size as Judge. Yeah, he's like 6'6", skinny as a beanpole,

throws it a million miles an hour, hits it a million miles an hour, runs a million miles an hour. Oh, and he started off the year well, and he just destroyed his ankle sliding in. And he 5'6", World of Beasts? Al Tuve is still out there. He's still there.

Yeah, he's still doing his thing. Who's the little cute rookie that, you know who I'm talking about. The little cute rookie? Best prospect. Oh, Jackson Holiday. Yeah, that's Matt Holiday's son. Where's he playing? No way.

Orioles. Oh, yeah. There's a, do you guys know who Andrew Vaughn is? Yes. TJ, can you pull up Andrew Vaughn? It's scary how much I look like this guy. Andrew Vaughn, huh?. TJ, can you pull up Andrew Vaughn? It's scary how much I look like this guy. Andrew Vaughn, huh? Yeah.

Plays on the White Sox, right? Yes. It's, like, frightening. I was just alerted about this. I know you boys are all buzzing about Bryce Harper is having another baby. Oh, right. You guys were all talking about that before the... Who's his piece?

His wife? Oh, Luke Yeah, they've been together for, oh wow That's daddy Oh, his wife is super hot Wait, you're probably older than he is So you're daddy? You might be daddy

I might be daddy Hell yeah Are you daddy? Go to his face Daddy, I fucked it too a little bit yeah i mean not that much though there was a yeah there was something oh man i i i'm gonna throw up yeah nah how many hot dogs you have i've had three yeah with the bunch yeah okay I'm three down.

I think one more will make me throw up. Yep. I think I swallowed my gum. Oh, they have three more innings. All right, Zao, you want to try to guess a horse? Yeah, let's do it. Actually, before we do that, can I give a quick shout out? Yes. My old man's 74th birthday.

Whoa! Happy birthday. He usually checks in on the show. So on your dad's 74th birthday, he's watching his son catch baseballs out of a Bundt cake, incorrectly name Jacks, and drink a high nude out of a sock? God bless America. Thank God he's terrible with the accent. Okay.

That's all I'm going to say. That's perfect. He's got to be proud. Happy birthday to him. Love it. Happy birthday. That's awesome. And when are you going? In May. Fucking love it. I haven't seen him in two years. I'm excited. He's got to be proud Happy birthday to him Love it Happy birthday That's awesome And you're going

When are you going? In May Fucking love it I haven't seen him in two years I'm excited We're going to need some updates From your trip Yeah

I'll be filming I'll be posting stuff daily Love it We'll have you zoom in one day Sure Okay TJ Let's do the special horse race And I think we have two slices

Oh I love these Is this Gallo again? You get to pick special horse race. Ooh. I think we have two slices left. Ah. Oh, I love these. Is this Gallo again? All right, sorry. You get to pick. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another edition

of the ACT World Cup. Now, the last time we saw each other was when Kate pulled off the miraculous upset and took home first place thanks to her little baby, Beeve.

She'll have her work cut out for her today, though, as the field gets a bit more competitive and a bit more ginger. We've got some new competitors in today's race. They're looking to make a big splash on the world's biggest racing scene. We now take you down to the track to introduce you to today's jockeys. Okay, so you've got to pick, though.

Starting us off is none other than KB No Swag. Why don't you pick two horses? I want to go KB. And that horse better be thanking his lucky stars that he's not a pussy-loving Asian man. Next up is our reigning champion, Kate, who's fresh off a four-month vacation following the birth of her second child. She has not been cleared to participate in today's event, as she's still nursing an entirely broken back.

But she didn't want to miss out on the fun. A little bit of a mystery as to who's coming up in the three spot. It's the zombie Mr. Red! It's Mr. Red coming at his great- Oh my gosh! And he will be ridden very fittingly by the newcomer, Mark Titus, who's making his YAC World Cup debut in this one. Just like every special occasion, he's dressed perfectly. In the fourth spot is the one and only

Nicky Clicky. If you don't remember, folks, Nick was actually leading in the home stretch in the last race until Kate's unicorn sprung up either out of his fairy tale vagina. So it's safe to say Nick and his penguin are out for revenge this afternoon. Following Nick is his stepson, Daniel Walker.

He's got even less injury than Kate coming into this one. He watched college basketball for four days and nearly died. Nevertheless, he's ready to compete in this one, and he's out to prove that he's, quote, built for this shit. Our second rookie in today's race is Moop, riding a horse that's about the size of his studio apartment. But who knows? Maybe with a win today, he could upgrade to a bigger place.

Or at the very least, get himself a nice new pair of Miami jeans. And next man up is Big Cat. But the thing about Big Cat is that everybody who understands entertainment knows how incredible Dan is. Holy queef! Not only himself, but many others truly changed the online media space over the last decade. And last but certainly not least is Stephen Che. Now remember, the eighth spot has been a cursed position in these World Cup races. But we promise that there will be no tomfoolery involving Che during today's race. We wish him the best of luck. All right, positive with all of our competitors.

Another beautiful day. All right, Zod, let's do it a different way. Okay. You have to pick two horses that will not win. And if you do that, then you've completed this. Oh, will not win. Yeah. Two that will not win.

Why does that feel like a lot of pressure? This is easy. One right there. I mean, Brandon, anything yak related will never win. Anything yak related. So that's one taken care of, guaranteed. Just relax a little bit. The second.

Will not win. Will not win. Who else would not? And Che. Brandon. Okay. All right. So here's how it works.

If you are correct and neither Brandon or Che win, then we are done with Japanese horse racing and you've completed that challenge. If you are wrong, you've got to take two glue shots. And if you're right, we'll all take a glue shot. All glue shot. Okay? So you just got to root against Che and Brandon.

Of course. All right. Thank you for joining us. The race will be starting momentarily. So sit back, relax, and enjoy today's program. There you go, Sol! Oh, Frank!

Come on, me. Bye to me. Bye. And we're off with the second-ever Yak World Cup. Big Cat takes the whole league with a brand new Tiki-Tiki. Not too far behind. And Brandon is tailing just behind him. But here comes Mark Titus coming up close on his co-host.

We got a steady gap of separation, but here comes KB to fill the void. Now here comes Kate, trailing in this one early, but can she get back in it and potentially go back-to-back? Mook, he's doing his best, and Stephen Che just looks like an idiot on this Rocky Horse. Here they come, right around the first bend, and Stephen Che is done. He's done.

We promised him top four, but we never shook on it. He's out of here. Now here comes Nick. He takes the lead as we now shook on it. He's out of here. Come on, Penguin. I'll make it a move. Make it a move. Here they go. It's Nick, KB, and Brandon. Brandon's maintained that three position pretty steadily.

But here comes Moop coming up. Let's go. Now he's on rollerblades. And Nick is doing the Buddy the Elf in the mail room. Oh, that's a sidecar. Yeah, yeah. That's a sidecar. Where did he come from? He's an open book, folks. No. Oh my god! Yeah! Yeah! No! No!

Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Not so fast! Oh! No! Don't wait!

Oh! Oh! Oh my god! Oh! Oh! Holy shit! Hey! Oh no!

Yes! There it is! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! And Brandon, right before he comes in at number two. What a finish for us. Wow. This has been an incredible edition. That was fucking incredible. Holy shit.

Sylvester Sidecar. That got me good. Hell yeah. That was incredible. Who created that? Will Sparks. Will Sparks. He should be working at now.

Holy shit. With their shot of glue, you have completed japanese uh horse racing portions uh congratulations thank you that was effective you called it perfectly i mean it's that's some good glue thank you all right let's spin for seventh inning stretch of hot dogs. Hot dog, hot dog. Hot diggity dog. There you go. If it's me, I'll die.

Thank you, Mook. Appreciate it. No, stop. Mookie. I need your hot dog, boy. That's good for you. Congratulations. That was the references that he fits in those.

Will. So good. Yeah. Big Cat. Let's go. Nick, what's going on with your hot dogs, buddy? I have a bit of a tummicate. Tummicate.

Tummicate. I've been doing shots of just ingredients over here. Oh, no. Go. Oh, no. Mark, Mook, and Big Cat. I can't. Go no more.

Right here, Mince. Go no more. I got to go, Bon, Mincey. You no bun. I gotta go bun, Mincy. Thank you. Why didn't you cook the buns? That's me. Mincy, I'm Mark. I thought you just took the other one. So, Brandon said I shouldn't

after I... I said what the technique he was using wasn't good. So, Che, you're in last now. I got three more ready. The last three ready. Yeah. I'm the only person. Two more threes.

Two more threes. Two more threes? Okay. Well, I got one more three ready, and I just got to cook that one. Cook that one a little extra. The one that's already ready. Okay. So, you're saying that's undercooked?

No, just put it on. No. Go ahead and cook that one twice. Yeah. Cook it twice. Twice cooked, yeah. Mook, was that three for you? Yes, sir.

Okay. All right. Yeah, we're good. So, Kate, two. Titus, four. Mook, three. Big Cat, two. Brandon, three. Nick, sir. Okay. All right. Yeah, we're good. So Kate, two. Titus, four. Mook, three. Big Cat, two. Brandon, three.

Nick, four. KB, two. Myself, one. Zah, zero. But he's defaulting. Didn't really have to count Zah at all. Fucked up. He's on the wheel, right?

I don't know. I don't think so. He's not on that wheel. Ah, okay. That makes sense then. Oh, my God. I have to get painted after this. I'm going to be so fucking fat. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Oh, my God. I have to get painted after this. I'm going to be so fucking fat. Oh, yeah. Everyone,

we're going to bump the stream to the anus painting, so anyone who wants just six hours of entertainment today. Please head over. Yak pregame. And what is it? Rudy is painting Mook? That's right. Mook, you have like you're going to be naked? Pretty much. Yeah. Okay. See how it goes.

Painting his naked body or painting? We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes. How many things are left on the wheel? Two or three? Two, right? Two? My God, my stomach is in shambles.

There's a side button on the toilets? Side button, yeah, yeah. Just push the side button. I would go ahead and flush it out. What's up, Brandon? Nothing. It's all good. Are you Pete the Cat?

Something's really wrong. Huh? Pete the Cat. It's all good. It's all good. Just keep walking along and singing your song. It's all good. Yeah, I don't feel well.

Yeah. I drank a high noon out of a sock. I also don't feel bad. A few shots of glue. A couple hot dogs. Delicious. Alright, should we go back to the wheel? Yeah. Are you trying to be cool or sad?

What is that vibe? Shit, man. There he is. Shout out to the younger Blutman for making that. Luke Blutman. He's been in the mix for us. He makes our thumbnails and our clips and everything. We're going to hire the whole Blutman family.

Mark? Oh, yeah. All the Blutmans are coming to Mars. Mark might be going to WrestleMania with me. No way. No, I'm not. I'm going to the... Mark Blutman.

Baseball. We have a baseball game. Okay. a baseball. We have a baseball game. So what we are doing is, Zah, you'll be observing all of us. All of us will have a shot glass in front of us. All of them will be water except for one will be tequila. And we have an honor system

where we are trying to make no face. And Zah has to guess who has the tequila. If you're wrong, you take a shot, and we try again. We go until you're right. Do I guess at each station that I stop at? We all go one at a time. Okay.

I like this. Yeah, this is good. Okay, so where does Zah have to go while we pour this? So we don't even know who's getting the tequila. Oh, I like that. Yeah. I like that even more. Do we have an unopened water that even more Now let's get one

No I was going to get one It was boring Oh I see Yep yep yep Three down I'm feeling heavy Are you alright Titus?

What happened? We got six more dogs. This is too many hot dogs. Imagine if we had tried to do 54. If we had tried to do 54, we would have been fucked. You have four or five, Titus? This is four. Goddamn.

Your face is very... Yeah, this is too many hot dogs. Yeah, I guess. You're on four? Yeah. I've had three and a half. All right, so Z to go uh out of the room one got me in the mood for baseball two was two was okay great three i started feeling it four

is uh i might have to throw up. Still cooking in there. Baseball. He's done quite okay since the beginning. Yeah. It is just, you know, but he's doing better than I thought. Whenever you start to feel bad, it's like he's actually learning. I wouldn't say that. I'd say if we started him off clean tomorrow, he'd make the same

mistakes he made today. He wouldn't find a pan. Once you get him started, if you get him rolling downhill, he can keep rolling downhill. Got it. And then eventually all progress. But if you expect him to get back to the top of the hill and

it's not happening. And one of us is going gonna have to clean that kitchen i tried to watch the cops and i failed i was trying to watch the cops and i just completely failed it's an honor system so like if you do the water don't fake the face yeah everybody come grab your shot don't smell it until uh you get it. Mook, I'm using you again. I got you. Mook, can you give me one too? I'm incapacitated as well. No smelling.

No smelling. Thank you, God. Honor system, don't make a face. Thank you, KB. Sorry, KB got us. Why do I think I have it? I'm convinced I have it. Oh, yeah, don't smell it or anything.

TJ, why don't you spin the wheel before this one for the eighth inning hot dogs? Who could really? Is there extra? I will vomit. Who's in trouble? This is hot dogs 22, 23, and 24. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Come on, Brando. That's four. Three to four. Definitely not getting in the balloon. Oh, boy. Nope. Come on, Nick.. That's four. Three to four. Definitely not getting in the balloon. Oh, boy.

Nope. Come on, Nick. Oh, no, Nick. Oh, no, Nick. Oh, my God. Chase almost locked in the balloon at this point. Well, I have to get one more. KB's got to get one more.

Because KB and I both have one. God damn. Oh, no. It's all good. The day after he comes back from the flu, he gets. This is actually going to be intense, the ninth inning, because I have two, KB has two, Che has one. Oh, no.

So whoever. I can't take another dog after this. Well, yeah, you can. I mean, you're going to have to. I mean, what I'm saying is I will try. Yeah. That's all we can do if I have the starter for teal I'm going to

projectile yeah do we have to do a gauntlet today TJ we sure do oh and I forgot we said whoever eats the most hot dogs has to do the gauntlet when no I forgot about that rule wasn't that a rule Nick said whoever eats the most hot dogs has to do the gauntlet. When? When did that happen?

No. I forgot about that rule. Wasn't that a rule, Nick? Yeah. Alright, you ready, Zahn? Yeah. Where do I... You can start wherever you want. Start wherever you want. And we're doing honor systems, so no one's gonna fake it

if they have water and try to fake it on you. I was gonna watch was going to watch. Right up close. Just watch. You watch us. You have to figure out which one of us has water. Hold on. Let the audience see KB's face, too.

Yeah. Big-ass gulp. Stephen Che. Oh, he's going elsewhere. No, no, no. No, you see everybody. And there's only one shot of tequila. Yeah.

No, once we're through, say who had the tequila. Yeah, don't say anything until you just have to guess after we all drink. You ready for me? You're still watching Che? He's a fucking expert at this He's so scientific You watching me? Oh okay

Oh He's so scientific. You watching me? Oh, okay. Oh. Oh. Ready, Zahn? Come on, let's make sure. Stephanie just brought a trash can in. She's bringing him closer. L'chaim, brother. Whoa. Look at that mustache. That one looked problematic almost.

Okay. Okay. Wow, that was really... I hope you can't see my mustache on here. Yeah, I don't like how high-def these cameras are. All right. Wait, before he goes, do you guys think you know? I know.

I think I know. I think I know. I have an S. I think we all... All right, go ahead, Zah. I'm caught up between two. So usually when white boys rip a shot, they peaks go red.

He should be the easiest to tell, and they don't go as red. I'm always red. Brandon's and Che's went red. He's not a white boy. It's my... Well, you get what I mean. I'm going to guess.

I think I'm probably wrong, but I'm going to guess Che. Che? I had water. Oh! I thought it was Che. I thought it was Che. It was me. Oh!

Me nog. Oh, my God. Damn. Really? You are so calm. Oh, my God. Damn. You are so calm. Oh my God. Brandon, your cheeks started glowing. I knew Brandon wasn't going to be able to handle it. That's just diabetic in me, man.

Round two. All right, so we should do this. He might never get us. No, so I'm out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, take a shot of glue. Oh, shit. Wow.

Who takes glue? Zah. Zah takes glue. Yeah. You're an animal. Wait, should we need fresh glasses, right? You need fresh glasses. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, God. Oh, Nick's going through it. That was incredible, Nick. Yeah. His eyes only narrowed the slightest bit. Yeah, thank you, guys. I have a problem.

Are we going to run out of cups? I don't know. I think he'll get. We just have to make sure Brandon's cup. Why do we going to run out of cups? I don't know. I think he'll get. We just have to make sure Brandon. Why do we have to redo the cup? Brandon. Brandon. You're not supposed to know either.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh, man. Nick, you were. I never thought it was you. I thought it was Shay once Shay took it. I just had a hard time straight facing it because I.

My friend Kyle's here. Kyle Scanlon's here. Oh, hell yeah. I told him to come at two. We're so far past. Yeah. Two. I was like, two should be fine. No. Nope. We're so far past. Yeah. Two.

I was like, two should be fine. No. Nope. We're in the, what, eighth? We're in the, no, we're in the ninth. We need our eighth. Mincy! In the bottom of the ninth.

Dogs! You ready? Okay. All right, who's got these? Brandon. Nick. Nick. And Brandon. No. I think Brandon got two here. Oh, you do? Yeah.

Oh my god, so you definitely have to run the gauntlet. I'm not running the gauntlet. That's the late rule that I don't know. Check the bylaws. What does two put you at? How many dogs? Five. I'm at five. I'm gonna need five just to get a dog or No, I don't think we need that

no you don't need no no you're right Brandon and Nick are both at five Titus is at four nobody else that close and then danger zone is K to two big cat at two KB at two and I am at one

bring two to me okay do you think mincy running the gauntlet will screw up the court no all right so then he'll run the gauntlet i said bring two to me you hear me we're getting it all right there were three more ready too i got them ready yeah yeah keep cook cook them well though You want me to bring the last one? Yeah, yeah. Cook them well, though. They're already done, dude. They're well cooked. That's not good. There's even more.

What? Cook the buns, too. Can I take one of these? Yeah, take any one of these. Brandon, you were at the cupcake race. You ate the most there, right? Oh, yeah. You had 18 cupcakes.

18 cupcakes. You can do five hot dogs. Thank you, Mook. Zah's studying of our faces is so good. I know. The only reason I couldn't keep a straight face Was uh looking at me, but no wait check there you go All right good

Zah we're ready It's too many hot dogs I'm going to fucking throw up. We're going to do 54. There's an appropriate number of hot dogs. 54. I'm out. We're going to do 54. Kyle is not drinking anyway. Oh, yeah, that's a cheat code that Kyle's not going to be drinking.

Kyle's just out. You're okay. No, that's... Take that one. Everyone try and control your cheeks in front of Zah you know what he looks for now

I feel like Chase smile is what got us right yeah fucking weird ass smile all right this this might be a

dead giveaway here for Brandon Brandon might throw up yeah on Zah projectile vomit This might be a dead giveaway here for Brandon. Brandon might throw up. Yeah. On Zod. Projectile vomit. It's on Zod. I feel like Brandon just got healthy to get sick again.

Yeah. You bill for this, Walker. Okay. Yeah. Okay Yep Another big gulp Okay Zogat's very intimate Mm-hmm Wow Wow

Oh my god he's not giving you fucking Yeah no wow Blank slate But the hue of the cheek Look at the hue Still looking back at Brandon He's looking back at Brandon You don't know if it's tequila shot

Or the six hot dog Eye contact the hole Wow I'm going to have to pause you if you keep looking Blanket pause Hey Whoever's golfing Who's the culprit Who's golfing

They're hiding Wow This is so tense. Oh, man. Everyone's doing the direct eye contact. Titus looks like he's looking at a casket. Tell me when you're ready. He's doing the Felix the cat eyes back.

Okay. Okay. I think Kate has a better chance of making a face with water Keza I have no idea I have no clue not a clue that one was tough

that was tough what's going on any any so now overcompensate I'm looking now That was tough. What's going on? Any lead? So now overcompensating. I'm looking now. I dropped his. Both are floor dogs. They bounced.

I'm looking for overcompensation. Any anomalies you notice? Overcompensation is what I'm looking for. Yeah. There was a lot right there. He tried to hold a steady look for long. He's doing the overcompensating on the opposite side. Yeah, he is.

He wants me to go for him, but I'm not going to go for him. This might be hot dog based. I'm going to worry about the hot dog. Is that your fourth? I'm going to have to go with Titus, right? It was not me. Oh, my God. Come forward.

It was me. Okay. Oh, my God. Wow. All was me. Okay! Oh my god! Alright, Zod, take a shot of glue. We're going again. Yeah, we're going again. This game's fun. TJ, spin for the ninth.

Oh god, TJ, please. I'll burn your fucking house to the ground. She tried to bribe me in the other way, brother. We might have to make Kyle when Kyle's done with his tour, we might make him do the gauntlet. Yeah.

I will build your house. There we go. Oh, KB with a huge hot dog. No, but then you know balloon. I would love to get in the balloon. Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, shit. Can I propose a baseball trade? I know I cannot get in the balloon. Can I take your dog? Is there still a chance KB could go in the balloon if I take this dog? What's the benefit for you taking the dog? I can't get in the balloon. Kate will take your balloon. Or take your hot dog.

You're back to two. Only if you're okay with it. Perfect. I'll take the dog. Me, KB, and Che are all at two. Okay. So it's Mook, Big Cat, Titus, Che. Yes.

Yes. All right, so KB and Che are the two that would get in a balloon. You guys both have two hot dogs. Got it. Wait, we're both getting a balloon? No, no, no. We got to figure it out. Okay.

Might even be something for tomorrow because I still haven't tested the balloons. I don't know how we're going to get you in the balloon. We'll figure it out. Okay. I don't want to confuse your little head. Okay, really impressive. Really impressive. All right, Mincey.

Was that hard to do for you? No. Dogs. Piece of shit. On the way. Here he comes. Brandon, are you happy you don't have to eat another hot dog

yeah toast and buns for you great work I get one Kate gets one Shay gets one thank you

oh this one's crispy my third dog you have your old one no you're welcome Shay gets one. Cut. Thank you. Oh, this one's crispy. My third dog. Oh, you have your old one. No. You're welcome. So how many dogs did you end up eating, Brandon? Wait, no. That's his fifth.

Four, five. I don't care. What about you, Titus? I had four. Brandon's down in the dumps. Yeah. Look at him. I feel like shit This was about the point

It hit me Brandon Yeah Alright I think this is The last round of tequila The chews get longer Yeah Yeah Oh yeah

Yeah I feel bad cause Nick I feel like there was a spring In your step in the beginning Yeah I think you were pretty pumped And then I got a real

Taking a turn. Good job, Mitzi. Great work. It was slow. Slow start. No, no. Oh, do you want to keep going? You want to go until we get to the top?

I thought it was better than expected. But when expectations are low, you know, it's all about managing them. Thank you, Big Cap. You just never realized the pans were above your head? No clue. Yeah. Knife was right in front of you, too. No idea. I found the knife, but the pan. No, you didn't. I above your head? No clue. Yeah. Knife was right in front of you, too. No idea.

I found the knife, but the pan. No, you didn't. I thought I found a different knife. Whatever. The pans, I had no idea. There was just a knife block right in front of your face. Yeah, the pans, I had no clue. No clue.

No conception. You're the best, Mincy. His eyes don't look like mine. You're the best. I like that. Did you hear him say that? He's like, you're the fucking best. What are you doing?

We're about to puke together. Okay. Everybody? Yeah. Where y'all going? Grabbing their shots. I'm out now, right? Yep.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Thank you, Moog. Who needs herding? Che. You still have two dogs to go, Nick. Sure do, Mark.

What's curious about you being sick is that you still have two more dogs to eat. Me and Kate. Shay just makes it weird. Yeah. I thought it was him last time, too. Shay just makes it weird Yeah I Yeah I thought it was him last time too Wait I don't know Yeah he makes it tough

If We should have a trash can closer In case it's Brandon because Come on Brandon He will just explode Come on Brandon Come on Brandon Stonewallet Come on Brandon This makes me nervous Come on buddy Brandon. He will just explode. Come on, Brandon.

Come on, Brandon. This makes me nervous. You're built for this shit. Built for it. Oh, tricky. That could be the hot dogs, too. That's tough. Ready ready you got me yeah okay Okay. Mookie? Bottoms up?

This is difficult. Ew. I like that. Dan, fire him. That's gross, dude. HR, I'm upset alright let's see oh boy

he already looks he already took it Dead eyes This may never end I'm gonna guess So I'll tell you why Okay Yeah Mook was the only one

That immediately When he took a shot He was the only one That exhaled immediately So I'm gonna guess Mook Nope Who was it? Nope that immediately, when he took a shot, he was the only one that exhaled immediately. So I'm gonna guess Moog. Nope. Who was it?

Nope. Oh, it's not! Oh my god! Oh my god! Wow. I love tequila, so. All right, Jon, go on out. All right, he's gotta do his glue.

Glue, shot of glue. Oh my god. I could play this forever. This is, I like this. Goddammit, I think I have it every single fucking time. Hot Dog 3. This is a great pregame game. Yeah.

Yeah, yes it is. I would have thrown up just about any other, but tequila I love. Man's man. I still kind of... Yeah, you picked the right hand, too. I gave you right or left. I did the last hot dog. Yeah, tomorrow we'll do balloon day.

So I'm actually going to think of a new challenge for KB and Che to see who has to get in the balloon. Okay. Just being extended. It's like a sequel to KB's Wild. Cool. Yeah. Let's figure out what that is.

I'm going to test these balloons because I want to make sure. The worst thing that we could do is bring these balloons out and just fail getting anyone in them. That would suck. Are you all right? You all right there, Brandon? Yeah, I'm just looking away from the board. Yeah, I tried to track the cups on the first one.

I just failed. It was like the three-card Monty. All right. Brandon's face is gray. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see. Zah's going to be one person and Zah's not going to be one person. Yeah, he might not be able to do it. Okay.

All right, Zah. I feel like a mom. Okay, Zah. Tequila's ready. Come on, Zah. I have a good feeling this time. Come on, Zah. I got it this time. Good feeling. You feel like this time's going to go different?

Yeah. Oh, we're switching out the lid. No. Something tells me you're going to go different? Oh, we're switching out the look. Something tells me you're going to have an easy time with this one. All right. Okay. He's so smiley. Worst. All right.

Who's up? Brandon. Brandon. There's my dump right there My dump Brandon I was waiting You were doing so well Oh no He's mad at me

Oh that one felt good I thought at the end Nick I thought you were just going Nick, with like five left, I thought you were just going to pour a maltecino. Oh, I should have. I was waiting all day for that one. That's the one. That one, yeah.

He set me up. I told him to keep taking the one with the most in it, and it would always be water. I waited a little bit. Oh, shit. Oh, no. So does Zog guess? Oh, yeah.

Do I need to? How was it? It was awful. Let's eat our hot dogs, eh? Yep. We got one slice left in the wheel. Oh, I forget what it is. Berry Bonds? Berry Bonds. Oh, that's Kyle's the wheel. Oh, I forget what it is. Berry Bonds?

Oh, that's Kyle's. Yeah. Okay, Zah. Wait, hold on. You guys might have to help me work this out. Berry Bonds. Spelled like the fruit. Right, because across the way is a vessel of 20 berries of the black variety.

They're the firmest. You, Zah, will be picking a partner who you have a good bond with, who you trust. The only caveat being that it has to be Stephen Che. He's going to be tossing you berries. You're going to each be on respective free throw lines. Okay. And there's going to be 20.

How many does he have to catch in his mouth i say five free throw lines but he can juice up for an advantage do you expand one shot gets you two steps towards steven oh are we alternating throwers Or he's just He's just your tosser Oh I like this Interesting Alright so yeah I think five

I think five out of Five out of twenty Five out of twenty Well I don't know the difficulty level I think it should be a good Well he can juice up He can juice up Yeah if it's too hard

He can juice up at any time Alright Steven get out there Brandon are you a tequila guy? Kyle you wanna come in here? You do that way better than i thought shit man are you testing something today sit down down down cow sit right here i'm just chilling on front street this is my buddy kyle what's going on man good to see you again hey kyle what's up playboy chicago brother you probably are like so confused what's going on how you doing player, player? No, this is normal. When you walked in, were you like, what is going on?

Yeah. I invited you on the worst day. I forgot that we were doing this today. Yeah, it goes for a long time. That's fine. I was just chilling. What's up, homie? Oh, I've never used a microphone before.

Oh, yeah. Brandon, were you on the show when Brandon hosted? I don't think so. No, shit. Is this drunk you on the show when Brandon hosted? I don't think so. No. Shit. Is this drunk you? What are you doing, Brandon? It's sick.

Yeah, it was sick. Never seen this motherfucker before. Brandon, you need to be an alcoholic. You fucking rock right now. Get him some sunglasses. You rock. You got, like, some nice stepdad energy. Yeah.

It's all good, man. Whatever. Can we put a cigarette in his fingers? Just. Wait, Zod, where are you going to start? Are you going to get juiced up or no? Is that too close? Free throw to free throw. Is that too close?

I don't know. I don't think so. No, it's free throw to free throw, but you could get juiced up if you want. Kyle, we're just doing Barry Bonds. Thank God. It's, you know, the regular show, Barry. Yeah, it's when we have an Asian and African throw. Same old shit for Thursday.

That is a great way to put it. All right, wait, are you throwing one? I'm just getting ready. All right, okay. Are you throwing one? I'm just getting ready. All right. Okay. Zaha, you want to get juiced up? Not yet. Let me see.

Let me see what his arm looks like first, and then we'll see. Okay. Is that running in place? They don't know my windup. Does anyone here know the Heimlich? Oh, yeah. Good, good, good, good, good. All right.

So an African berry would be Hallie, but who would an Asian berry be? Oh, 0 for 1. 0 for 1. 0 for 1. You can juice up, Za. And you also don't need to pick it up. Yeah, he's going to eat it. Oh, no.

That corn did. Oh, he didn't track it. I got to juice up. Juice up. I got juice up three attempt number three One the sound of a berry hitting the tongue from high up really pleasant. How is that tooth chipping might have been yeah, come on You wanna get you stop wait is it the shot of glue or one for four how many does he need to get You tell Bluntman or somebody to pick those berries up there on the floor so we don't step on them Those berries up here. Wait. Are you we don't step on them later? All right, take one of those berries up.

Here, wait, whoa. Are you getting juice up just once? Should that be, wait, should a juice up be one step? Yeah, one step. You get one step, Zah. You want to juice up more? Uh, yeah, one step for now. All right, are you just going to take one step?

He gets two, right? Maybe they should both. He's already running. Did he take a step backwards? He just ate that. He just hand-fatted to it. Oh, no. Oh, he's trying.

That was a great step. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. Holy shit. So what is that? I died.

Two for six? Two for five. Two for five. Two for five. How many does he have to get? Three more. How are you this good at this? Yeah. Actually kind of sus.

Yeah, that is pause. How'd you learn this? Yeah, you like catching other man's berries in your mouth? Yeah, what the hell? Blanket pause. What did he say? He's been like it passing Now he's gonna eat it watch a he's eating all the floor berries

That was an error. Sad to see. Damn. Just keeps eating them. How many has he thrown? I don't know. I think that's eight. Oh. Steven, how many do you have left?

Hold on. Can I juice up? Yeah, you may. Juice up again. A red line. How many? Twelve How many 12 left you got two he's gotten to get three of the next 12 Juice up juice up take a shot of glue take a shot of glue. What's up? You know how this game works everyone knows that's this game Oh Okay You know how this game works. Everyone knows this game. Oh. Brandon, you okay?

You want a shot of glue, Brandon? Huh? You want a shot of glue? Nah. Oh, here he goes. Jump again. What's he doing? He's jumping. Oh, yeah.

Nice. Conventional stuff. All right, come on, Za. Yes! Wow! Three! conventional stuff alright come on yes wow three oh in and out so close

no halves in this no crying in baseball no halves in this. No halves. No crying in baseball. No halves in Barry Pond. Everyone knows the rules. God. Juice up. Juice up. Might as well juice.

You could just juice your way to stay next to him. Juice your way right next to him. He'll feed you by hand. Yeah, we should have said two, Zod. If you don't finish, if you don't get five out of 20, you've got to finish the entire thing of glue. How many shots of glue has he had so far today? A lot of shots. Too many shots of glue.

I'm going to say about 50. A lot of shots of glue. Let's take some more glue. Okay. So, Kyle, you're going to run the gauntlet after this. Oh, yeah. Has anyone ever done it with like a partially torn What do you have?

Actually, yes Let's go Alright, I'm going to try to beat it Hold on, hold on, hold on Hold on So it was a step here Okay, there we go Alright, this should be a gimme

What? He's wasted Oh, there's people upstairs He doesn't Wait, can you see? Okay. There we go. All right. This should be a gimme. This is now tough. I'm working with an audience now. What? He's wasting. Oh, there's people upstairs. He doesn't. Wait, can you see? He's seeing people. There's an audience now. No, they're right there.

Oh. What do we got? What do we got? Oh, a couple girls. That's just Caitlin and Paige. That's not an audience. Those are just women. All right.

Got it. Got it. Four. Four. Needs one more. All right. We it. Four. Needs one more. There you go, Brandon. It's like when you got high, Brandon. There we go.

Oh! Now, Zah, pick the coolest one out of all of us and tell us to take a shot. Brandon! Damn. He picked right. Pick the coolest one out of all of us and tell us to take a shot. Brandon. Damn. He picked right. That's a compliment.

Picked right. Che, you want to set up the gauntlet for Kyle? Kyle, go stand out there. All right. Can we put up Kyle's Instagram and Twitter? TJ, very funny comedian. What is it? Kyle Scanlon. He's done a lot of the Barstool shows. Yes, he's done. What is it? Kyle Scanlon.

He's done a lot of the Barstool shows. Yes, he's done the Barstool shows with us. S-C-A-N-L-A-N. Zach, come sit here. Tell us how you feel. You completed another KB's Wild. Yes, sir. Are you sweating a lot?

In honor. I'm in top form now. Are you sweating a lot? In honor. I'm in top form now. Are you? Is there still liquid in there? Probably. 531, the White Sox play the Brewers in Milwaukee. Can we all go up and bring our socks?

Yeah. So, Zod, that was the, you finished KB's Wild. Yes, yes, yes. You completed the task. Yes. Do you feel good? I wish I had as, I mean, here's the thing, man. You play the hand you're dealt with that day. I wish I had as good as a performance the first time around I did it,

but that was a start. I thought you nailed it. You won the majority of them. You're doing better than some people. And you just didn't know white men. Yeah, you took a lot of glue shots. No, but it was fun as always. Are you drunk?

Sauced. I mean, look at me. I'm like, I'm going straight home. I'm going to go and hide in my apartment because I am a little drunk. But it was fun, man. What about you, Brandon? Look at Brandon. You look cool as shit.

Yes, he does. He's eating my hot dog. How many more do you have left? I got about 60% of a dog right here. I got about 110%. Yo, Big Dog B, you want to spin the block after this, cuz? The fuck did he say? You're going to have to fight him.

He's coming at you. Come on, cuz. I don't know, man. He's so effortlessly cool. I'm just here, man. You want to do another shot? Nah. Maybe.

We don't have to do any more hot dogs, do we? No, we're done. We just got to do a gauntlet. Okay. We're't have to do any more hot dogs, do we? No, we're done. We just got to do a gauntlet. Okay. And we're done with the show. And then tomorrow we'll do a balloon. So Che, Nick, I might need your help. Yeah.

Figuring out what we can have Che and KB do to see who has to get in the balloon. I'm going in this, right? Yeah, tomorrow. That's awesome. Thank you for letting me do this, by the way. You're the best. What do you mean, thank you? You're welcome.

Part of the show. Thank you. Zaz is a people's champ. Remember when you struck out when you got a strike on Che? That was awesome. Oh, yeah. Titus, how do you feel?

You got a proper one, right? Isn't it a good strike? I don't feel good. Yeah, mine is hot dog. I don't feel great. More than anything else. Yeah. I think four is the limit.

Yeah, four is. I have three, and I feel like right on the edge. Yeah. That's how I felt. Imagine having to do five and a tequila shot. Yeah. And coming off being sick because you're not built for this. It would be brutal.

It would be brutal. I mean, shit. Some people ain't built for something. They're built for other things you know You're built differently Alright so you want to go back in the booth We'll have Kyle do the Gauntlet to finish The job's off

You look like shit man Yeah This is a perfect KB's Wild As everyone just walks out of it being like What? Why? Nick, do you have dinner plans tonight? No.

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LJ Silver. What's that mean? It sounds like a cool name. LJ Silver. God damn. Glad Sylvester Sidecar made a cool name. L.J. Silver. God damn. Glad Sylvester Sidecar made a reoccurrence. That was very cool. That was electric.

Nick, I don't want to push you, but we can't finish the show until you eat a dog. Brandon, don't forget the piece by your foot. Y'all can leave. Do whatever you got to do. Brandon, what's the piece by your foot? I don't know. That ain't mine. Someone's got to eat that.

That ain't mine. That's a foot dog. No, you got to eat that, brother. I don't know. I don't know who you're talking to. All right, Kyle, you ready? That ain't mine. Heard that before.

Two kids. Yeah. Why would you have heard that before how to deny it be trying ready you understand sporkle the end you sit right here for sporkle all right don't touch the bags yet brandon hey man all right please ready tj yeah all right here we go three two one go help him chay because you're really bad at helping oh it's over yeah he's dead last Yeah. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Help him, Che, because you're really bad at helping. Oh, it's over. Yeah, he's dead last. You got to pick it up.

Dead last. Oh, all right. Che's not helping at all. We didn't warn him about that. He has a lot of keys. Oh. Oh. Damn. Oh.

Is that a goal? Whoa. Is that a goal? Is that a goal? Oh, Megan. Oh, get goal? Is that a blue ball a goal? Oh, Megan. Get closer. I think the blue ball rolled in. Go, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Oh, no. Wiffle ball. Jay is useless. He's so bad at this. He kind of looks like a Brandon Moog favorite. Big swing. Oh no. Swing softer.

No, close. Whenever I follow Kyle at the Laugh Factory, I have to say that I'm like his little lesbian boy. Oh. Are redheads comedians, like, is that the only way you get laid? Oh, no. Scanlan, more like can't hit. Got it. It tastes so bad.

It tastes like... Oh, why are you jiggling it like that? It tastes like... Oh, why are you jiggling it like that? It tastes like... Fart putty. Jay has not told me. It tastes like fart putty? I would know. Take a nibble.

Jay has not told him how to do any of this. That's what you do. You just tell people what it tastes like. There we go. There you go. Basketball. Basketball. He looks so confused.

Jay is just so bad at this. This is awful. Oh, that's a nice shot. Oh. The shoulder might hurt here. Yeah, I think the shoulder is. The shoulder's got to. Oh, no.

Don't hurt yourself. Do free throws. Don't hurt yourself. No, hurt yourself. Yeah, maybe just hurt yourself. Oh, wait. That counts. That counts.

That counts. No, that counts. That counts. That counts. No, that counts. That counts. That counts. Jay, what a jerk. Whoa. Oh, I like this. Oh, that shoulder is in problem.

Who is that NBA player you posted? I don't know. I saw that. What was that? It was crazy. All right. Come on. Come on.

Get in. Get in. Sporkle. All right. Get in. Sporkle. All right. You can pick from any category. Six teams Nick Foles has started a game for. That's. Leadsinger or Pearl Jam.

Wait, me? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. I wanted to say Jeremy. That's not right. No. Guns and Roses. Axl Rose.

Six teams Nick Foles has started a game for. Eagles, Bears, Jaguars? Let's go. Eagles, Bears, Jaguars. Fuck. Fuck. Let's see. What else you got here?

What's in here? The white stripes. 12 Greek Olympic. No doubt. 98 degrees. Wait, what were you saying? Anything. Yeah.

Yeah. You can pick. Oh, okay. Gwen Stefani. No doubt. Yep. All right. Uh, and then 98 degrees.

Nick Lachey. Yep. Uh, Queen. Freddie Mercury. Yep. Okay. Uh, the doors. Courtney Lovehole. Yep. Okay. The Doors. Courtney Lovehole.

Yep. Lovehole. Jack White for White Stripes. Yep. One more. Oh, fuck. Who am I going to throw up? Three movies directed by Jordan Peele.

Get Out. There we go. Good. You're done. I did it? Yeah, you did it. Really good time, yeah. Did you hurt your shoulder more? It didn't feel good.

Yeah. I could see. It didn't feel good. It didn't look good. No. But I'm also a comedian and not an athlete, so I did it. Airball five shots. Yeah.

That's the mind. That was a good time. I mean, you beat uh cam newton good yep uh you beat let's see francis francis taylor luan yeah you lost julian edelman that's okay i mean he's a little better at me than a couple things um you beat yeah will compton delaney walker how you doing nick You'd be Yeah Will Compton Delaney Walker How you doing Nick I'm really good

Brandon Hey man You know me You guys just gotta finish those dogs This dog is inedible Y'all fucking leave I'll finish the dog It tastes like fucking phloem

It tastes like good phloem Yeah Someone else can finish it for you Kyle Wow That's a fucking great move Yeah It's like good flume. Yeah. Someone else can finish it for you. Kyle. Wow. That's a fucking great move. Yeah. That's a good friend.

That's a good friend. Brandon, top shot or you need help? Mookie, come here. Get over here, Mookie. Thanks, Kyle. I'm here, playboy. I got you, gentlemen. I'm here, playboy.

Get on that. Thank you. Wait, what's the NBA player you posted? I don't know. There's another one down there. Can you play the video, TJ? The free throw? Yeah.

No. Why? NBA footage. I thought they let you do it. No. Really? I thought it was fair use. Yeah.

Every time we do it, they strike it. Is that important here on this YouTube channel? Yeah. I don't know who it was. Chad, help me out out who's he playing for he's playing for portland his name is moses he's seven foot two and apparently he can't shoot moses brown i think so oh was it that free throw yeah i played it uh played it uh yeah moses brown yeah oh i played it uh he's the he's this guy he's the meme that's like The guy that has his head down

He gets chinned up He's that guy That's a good meme Played at UCLA A Bruin? He played at UCLA That's why I bleed for you You driving home?

In several hours Many hours from now. Let's keep the party going. No. You want to come on Anus Stream? Is the Anus Stream set up? Oh, that's a hell of a question. That's a hell of a question.

Probably not. Junda's on this day. Junda's on it, so fuck no. How did this come about? I don't know. Okay. So Rudy is painting Mook naked? I think Mook is going to be in in his undies his skivvies

Did you take a shot of tequila mook what I did you yeah, you already did yeah do another one Yeah, all right. You're gonna get painted. Yeah, you're gonna get painted. You got me KB. All right. Well, spin our wheel. Oh. Is that the time? Is that how many times he did it? Jumbo B. Franks, because you know what? It's opening day. He loves smacking it. The red shiny glove. Jumbo B. Franks, because you know what?

It's opening day. Oh, Quigs, the best. All right, yeah, spin our wheel. How are you feeling, Big Cat? I don't feel great, but I never feel great. I don't know when the last time I felt great was. 1998. That was your last time?

Yeah, I beat Dwayne Jefferson in the slam dunk contest. He played in Greece. I want to say last time I felt great was like prior. Yeah, he beat Dwayne Jefferson in the slam dunk contest. He played in Greece. I want to say last time I played. Like prior rough? Yeah, he had a little. No, Athens. Played for the Athens basketballers. That's tomorrow's balloon.

Yeah, tomorrow's balloon day. He's a good kid. We're going to get Kyle and Shay. I don't know, he's 44. That's your age. Huh? Kyle and Shay. What's he up to? I don't know. He's 44. That's your age. Huh? Not for long. What?

He's rough. When's your birthday? 13th of April. Oh, he's right. Whoa. Are you a Friday the 13th this year? No, it's Saturday the 13th. Were you born on Friday the 13th?

I was. Oh! Wait, really? No! April 13th, 1979 was Good Friday, and it was also Friday the 13th? I was. Oh! Wait, really? No! April 13th, 1979 was Good Friday and it was also Friday the 13th.

Oh, no. And you were dying? My mother's vagina opened wide and I dove out. That's why you were demon. Huh? That's why you were demon.

Okay. Why'd you dive out? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, man. You talked to her lately? Yeah. Tell her I said hey.

She's sending me a big package. Oh. Will you send her one back? She sent me my master's tickets. No, she didn't. Yes, she did. I got them at the house. My mom likes me more than she likes you.

No. You going to be rolling down there? Here you go. You rolling to be rolling down there? You going to go? You rolling down to the master? I got to do the sponsored thing, and then maybe I can go Friday or Saturday. Nice. What's the sponsored thing? I'm playing the mini golf.

Well, if you don't survive the first cut. Probably won't. Yeah, but now I'm going to think you threw it. No, I'm going to try to go Saturday or Sunday. Because, yeah, I'm going to try to go. You or Ben? No. I got two tickets.

Anybody want to go? What do you know about Granada, Mississippi? Fucking wow. It's Grenada. Grenada? It's Grenada, Mississippi. It has a fantastic lake for crappie fishing. Ooh.

I can't miss any golf obligation. Yeah. Their football team's okay. Not great. Who's the best football team in Mississippi? West Point. Point City. Manuel Forbes played there.

Hey, did we get the rings? It was a first round pick. I just sent the check this morning. Okay. Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah. How much was the number on the check?

$12,000. Oh, my Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah. How much was the number on the check? $12,000. Oh, my God. Wait, really? To fund a high school team's rings? $10,000 of it was mine. $2,000 was Big Cat. Holy shit. Wow.

I just spent $1,000 to get the sitting statue of Ronald McDonald that sits on the benches in front of McDonald's for the anus studio. Oh, I wanted to get a Mayor McCheese thing. Ooh. But the rings cost $40,000, but they only needed 10 from me. Oh, you gave them 12. Yeah, well, they only needed 10 from me. They needed two from you.

Oh, okay. And they're going to name part of the something after me. What about me? I get a urinal? Being much smaller. What are they naming after you? A brick? I think I'm getting the weight room. Oh. Can I get just like the squat rack? We'll see.

Bathroom by the weight room? Yeah. Something like that? I'll ask them. But I don't know what I'm getting but they said it might be inside the field house. Whatever that is. That's huge. Yeah. Are you going to do Brandon Walker or Thomas Brandon Walker?

Brandon Walker, because that's what everybody in Point City knows me as. Brandon fucking Walker? No, they don't cuss. They look down on me. The citizens of Mississippi disavow me. The what? The citizens of Mississippi disavow me because of my cursing.

Really? Yeah, they don't like it. But you're still a godly man. Huh? Yeah, I do good, but they still don't like that talking about school like that. That city talk. What about Mama? Does Mama care if you curse? Mama don't give a fuck. She'll cuss. Alright, I finished your dog, Brandon.

And I'm gonna do this. Alright, so we're all dogs done. Yep. Kyle, do you have any shows coming up uh yeah i got two this weekend uh lincoln lodge friday eight o'clock and lincoln lodge saturday at 9 30 where's the lincoln lodge uh 2040 north milwaukee so like between logan and wicker park i'm there every day of my life pretty much so do you live by there no i work there okay but you where do you live in the city uh avondale okay nice not far um all right so yeah everyone who's looking for some comedy this weekend do it do it up uh anything else tomorrow balloon day i'm gonna throw up also gulky's here tomorrow we'll have him do the bullet hell yeah he will be here i think he'll be on the stream

tonight so we'll be streaming all the games tonight. And we're going to kick this stream to the anus stream. So if you don't want to work, keep watching. Feels like a Friday. Feels like a Friday. Wait, people have tomorrow off? Good Friday? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Most people do or don't? I don't know. I don't know. Sounded right. What about? Yeah, don't they? Who are these cats over in the corner? Maybe they have tomorrow off?

A lot of schools are closed tomorrow. What about our office? We're open, right? We are open, yes. Oh, shit, Easter's this weekend. Sunday. Sunday, yeah. Oh, wow.

Are your parents expecting you? No. No, for sure not. Not at all. Definitely going to be here, but looking to celebrate somewhere. Brandon's house? It's a big party weekend. Oh, you're going to have mincey over?

No, but I'm making a big ham. Oh, have mincey over. No, I'm going to smoke it. You're smoking a big ham? Big ham. Or mincey? I love big smoked ham. Yeah, no, big ham and a lot mid love big smoked ham yeah no big ham

and a lot of stuff like that wait none of us have plans right should we all just go to Brandon's come on my wife would love

to have you guys why don't you give out the address here they already Chad already has it they already have it and did you get it

did they get it before you moved in they got it about the same time I got it I think we all viewed it at the same motherfucking time You rock I love this dude I fucking love it so much I'm just having my nail forwarded to you

Yeah why not when you're out of town It is what it is You can hang out You really are the best Yeah he's the man I'm just ready man town is what it is man you can hang out you really are the best yeah that's cool as fuck yeah he's he's the man i'm just ready man ready for what i don't know whatever you need whatever i need didn't the show in like 15 minutes ago and we're just chatting we're hanging or we're sitting and talking we're just we're just you know We're hanging out. Or we're just sitting and talking. We're just basking in the cool Brandon era.

Sunglasses come out, shit goes crazy. Oh, my God. Have you seen this before, Titus? I've not, no. We've only seen it one other time when he got high. Remember that time he got high? In L.A.? No, it was in studio.

He was wearing glasses. Okay. He was just a cool cat. You were a real pot smoker i couldn't think of a word uh in la la was a special time in my life we were there for six days it was a real special six days and after that my wife never let me go on a super bowl trip by myself again oh and i mean i started taking my wife. She deserves it.

If I was Mrs. Walker, I'd be getting a little flustered right now. Huh? This cool Brandon? How's the anxiety right now? It is hot. Is it gone? I don't know. Non-existent. You gonna go home and lay it the fuck down? Nah. I have a napping room here and I'm gonna go lay down. Is that your air mattress in there? Yeah, it's Jerry's but I stole it.

Oh, that's your napping room? Yeah. We've got to figure out what to do with that room. It's my napping room. Why don't we just get bunk beds? I actually asked to get bunk beds. You don't take away a man's napping room. That's his room.

The glasses are off. I think we're in trouble. Serious, serious point. Yeah, I think just a bunch of bunk beds, cots. Shockingly comfortable. Yeah. I could move in there if you bunk beds, cots. Shockingly comfortable. Yeah. I could move in there if you guys don't know what to do with it. I'm surprised you haven't.

All right. Well, that's the show. Everyone, please subscribe. Thank you, Kyle, for stopping by. Everyone, check him out this weekend. Lincoln Lodge if you're looking for comedy. And then stay tuned because Anus Painting of Mook is coming up right now. Yeah.

So it's just going to kick right to it. Cool. So we'll see everyone tomorrow. Balloon day tomorrow. Balloon day. Happy opening. All right. That's how ball is done.

Happy opening day. Get your straws, yeah, style a tape for a while, it's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap, it's the act. It's the act. Thanks for watching. Go watch Anus. Then go watch the gambling stream. Then go watch the Mark Titus show.

Then we'll see you tomorrow. Love you, bye.