The Yard - Ep. 107 - We Ranked Every Streamer

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

This week, Ludwig and Slime have been taken to COVID Island... so Aiden, Nick and Stanz try to find people to replace them!

Oh God oh, God. Oh guys guys guys Guys zipper zipper put the news on put channel 8 on Guys, Zipper, put the news on. Put Channel 8 on. A shocking story today as two online pseudo-celebrities are captured for reasons that would shock both Democrats and Republicans alike. Online creators Anthony Slime Bruno and Ludwig the Durs Ogren have been kidnapped from their Los Angeles County homes

and transported to none other than COVID Island. Oh, no. Not COVID. That sounds bad. That sounds not good. Thank God. Nah. They can milk it out of you?

I've tried, brother. they will be sentenced to a life of solitude and also less concerts and stuff. More at 11. Guys, our friends have been captured. And it's all over the news. I just thought they were sick. You hear that? There's COVID critters and they're getting milked or something.

This is not good. It sounds bad. See, I just heard. There's images. Oh my god Do you think that's a lot of we get COVID Island, which I hear is it's close to Epstein Island It's like a lot in the way that it comes out white house in the back. Oh my dude Oh, they've been getting they have them. They have them tied up on a is that a plane? I guess yes They're I know they're so they're at that's that's COVID Island in the background. Did you stretch out the bottom of Slime's face?

That's not normal. I didn't make these. Sorry, did the parents? This is from the news. Did the news stretch out the bottom of Slime's face? I don't know. Oh, dude, liberal juice. I thought that was only in Harry Potter.

I didn't know that they had this in the real world. What book was liberal juicing? Well, they're liberal juicing. Wait, what's going on? Ludwig's Third Eye? Oh, my God. Oh, no. What book was Was Liberal Juicing Well then Liberal Juicing Wait I think Wait what's going on Ludwig's Third Eye Oh my god

Oh no And Mr. Beast Is at the Has he been yossified I think he's at the top Of the maybe the Cabal Disgusting

The unknown entity And Slime has A rat in his head I never want Wait That's not from I thought they were getting That was always there

This is always there Guys Getting woke Aiden do you know What this means That we have to do Does this mean I never want them to come. That's not from. I thought they were getting. That was always there. Oh, God, guys. Getting woke. Aiden, do you know what this means that we have to do? Does this mean we got to save them? No, no. We have to replace them. What?

Oh, so we're going to we're going to we're going to replace. We're going to replace Slime and or Ludwig because Stans, you made this part. You are on the yard now. Oh, congratulations. You're in. You were our second choice are on the yard now. Oh Congratulations, you're in you were our wait second choice our first got canceled and now if you like you're Yeah, yeah, so what's the our friends are on an island?

And you can't even say anything and we have to replace them with one of these fantastic or less fantastic options We could save them we could could save them. We could go. Oh, you want to go save them? Yeah. You want to go to Epstein Island? I want to. It's not. It was legally distinct from Epstein Island.

We'll just replace two people. And it'll be, we'll bring back esportsman-like conduct. That's what I'm talking about. All right. He's in now. Fine, we can figure this out. So welcome back to the yard, everyone. It's DEFCON 5.

Two of our lovely hosts as we normally have both are on COVID island getting milked of the vaccine I think they both

have Moderna that might be part of it in the group chat I just saw the word COVID and I glazed over it and I was like oh I guess they're sick

but apparently they're on they're getting de-wokified yeah they're getting de-wokified by they're getting de-wokified by the unknown entity

the liberal sickness and the liberal vaccine that's being milked from them you've been very political because when I got here you were talking about how pissed you were about DJT getting indicted for the third time I'll piss was I pissed? yeah I came in and you were throwing chairs around the other room

DJT that's Justin what was wrong with January 6th? I thought we could protest. I think it was bad. I thought we could get together. I believe in democracy, but you seem to love it. I just think we have the right to gather and bear arms and take down. I don't think I can say that.

You're Canadian. You're not even this country. That's not you. You're not this country. I can say that. You're Canadian. You're not even this country. That's not you. You're not this country. I'm naturalized. In a way, I'm more American than you are because I had to fight for it. Natural eyes. Natural eyes.

Do you know how naturalization works? Natural eyes. So true. Do you know how naturalization works? No. It's basically, so when you're under 18, you don't have to take the citizenship test. This is so boring. You made a tearless, bro. Are you kidding me? You don't have to take the citizenship test They have you They have you file They have you file into the office They have you file into the office

You turn in your green card And then you beat the shit out of all the other kids And the last kid standing Gets their fucking citizenship That's me Hey so we've got a tier list ahead of us Hey everyone tier list episode This is kind of what we do when Ludwig's not here now

Because we don't know how to do it Do the show without ahead of us. Hey everyone, Cheer List episode. This is kind of what we do when Ludwig's not here now. Because we don't know how to do it, do the show without Ludwig being here. Ludwig equals here. Without Ludwig we don't know what's happening in the world. I can't believe you just decided that he's on the show. I don't want to do it. I can't express how much that displeases me. Why am I he?

Hmm? No, I'm you. I'm talking to him right now. I'm interfacing with you. Sorry, but I'm here. And you already get a chance to talk about this. He said I'm a host. Look, you'm interfacing Sorry but I'm here You don't get a chance to talk about this You're on the show you don't own the company yet What's your problem with Stans? Imagine Stans is on this tier list How would you rank Stans?

Well If he wasn't If he wasn't here Out with it Where would you put your show? That's not yes and If he wasn't here? Out with it. Where would you put your show? Okay, no, don't offload. That's not yes and. You can't offload the decision to him.

You have to... What do you... I would put... If Swine was here, he'd be mad. Swine's in C tier. When there's a... C tier. Okay, I want you to remember that.

We're going to look at this list at the end and compare me to the C tiers. I actually didn't look at the people at the end and compare me to the C-Tiers. I actually didn't look at the people at all, except for I saw... I saw the summoning salt logo because it wasn't a face. And I was imagining faceless summoning salt as the guest on every episode.

He's never physically present, only his voices. You know when I was in Kauai, I just got back two days ago, you know I pooped four times in one day? It's my record currently. Why? That's your record? Without being like sick. Right, not diarrhea. You know he's like

a constipated guy. I think you've told me you said that before. I'm mad constipated. Your record, the other direction, how long you've gone since pooping is actually crazy. It's a month and a half. Yeah, that feels like it should be impossible. No, I'm dope with it. I mean, it's gotta come out somewhere if foods going in you know, it actually doesn't have to come out I'm not like sweating it out

You can sweat you sweat out the poop it starts coming out like play-doh if you wait long enough If I squeeze all my hands really hard it comes out of my Yeah, yeah, it comes out like my pores like where the hair is yeah yeah it comes out like uh mr potato head's hair yeah yeah and then you make like fake hot dogs with it and stuff it's great what are your poops interesting any interesting poops you take uh no they used to be bad what do you mean bad like bad for you or bad poops no like i would they would be bad like sometimes they'd be hard sometimes they'd be soft sometimes they have diarrhea sometimes you get stomach that's just normal poops no everyone's poops are variants yeah but they shouldn't be like painful variants or like rush to the bathroom so they're not bad they only had painful poops as far as i understand you are you only had huge

painful poops for like your entire life so you're gaping i've never looked i mean i'm not saying you don't have to look i don't think i've ever looked into my butthole really ever i don't think so wait you you said that like it Multiple times yeah, absolutely scares me wait. Why more than your bow into your bow not at your bow I'm not into your bone to yeah like to see your bed in the mirror all right And I hate that this is gonna be all right, but you're looking the mirror like this right And you kind of do one of these and you're like that's my butthole I feel like you've done it I started this what I haven't

I feel like you've done it now. I know. I feel like you've done it. I started this with I haven't. So you're just choosing to not believe me. You had a really good idea. Yeah, but you just gave an example of such a specific position. I've done a little bit of the, like, you're standing in front of the mirror and you've got to...

What is this? You can't get a good view from there. What is this? It's tough. It's a tough angle. It's a tough angle. Wait, that brings me to an important question before we do the tier list. Are you a sitting wiper or a standing wiper?

Standing? What's a wiper? Well, now I'm scared to respond. You stand and wipe? No, it's like a half squat. It's a stand. You stand a little bit. Yeah, I would consider myself a stander, but I got in a real big argument with someone.

I'm a standing wiper, too. Show them what I do. Yeah, you stand up a little bit so you can spread your cheeks more so you can really get clean. Yes, sir. What? Just pull your cheek. a sitter that's a sitter mentality yeah also I have a bidet also do I but when you're wiping the dryer oh your toilet makes you come Aiden cool we all think that's really cool that your toilet makes you come from your bed

what water pressure level do you put your bidet on? Oh, full blast. And temperature. Okay. So it's got to be, I like it a little cold. Well, can I be real with you guys? This is a safe space. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I'm a high, I'm a highest pressure, highest temperature guy. Yes.

I feel like that's the Fox. Yeah. I'm washing your ass. I'm an adult. I've already explored my prostate. I don't need it on high pressure because I've seen the light today I sat down

at the company bidet which is on a different it's got a remote it's confusing shout out swipe bidets they're very confusing and it was on cold and it ran cold on me

and I wasn't expecting it it was kind of like I thought I was going to drink some Sprite and it was milk right and then I was like I let out a little bit

of a but like I think I think, Oh, I think the summer cold was good. Like when he sat down on the shampoo bottle. You ever seen that clip? That's an oldie.

No. It's like an old yard clip about him talking about sitting, like getting a shampoo bottle top in his ass. Because he sat on it by accident. Yeah, I squatted in the shower. I sat right onto a shampoo bottle head. The one that's like this.

Oh, like, like you push down and it comes out out not like the fish head that you would get like a shampoo He's playing hooky wait the fish head you get in there. You like the no more tears You ever seen the one that looks like a fish. Oh, but it's like a leaf shape. It's like that Like flatter top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so no it's more like the one that's like literally up my finger like that Yeah, so it's terrifying it kind of like it hit the g-spot And that's gonna bleed. I'm not really sure where it is. No didn't bleed. Just gave me a little spook Did you sit down far enough to depress it so that it shots shampoo up your ass? Everyone asks that I really don't feel comfortable answering That's fair. Dude he got creampied by a shampoo bottle

He got creampied by a shampoo bottle I got a L'oreal pied. Let's pie let's look up the tier list let's bring the tier list up first on the tier list for potential new yard members is Aiden Ross in the top left will go in a alphabetical not alphabetical chronological

list order? they're not in alphabetical order reading order he would be and he's bad at that I'd put him in F I like the idea of having a richer Aiden, though. Oh, you see, oh, Aiden Ross. What, you don't like

moderately wealthy Aiden? No, it's boring. You're like, oh, I bought like a thousand dollar shirt. Like, he's gonna buy stupid shit. Like, he's gonna be like, I bought like four Lamborghinis as a joke. I think it'd be kind of fun to have someone who might just send you pictures of their balls all the time on the podcast.

We have Anthony and Lubbock. Okay, so... We have the balls guy covered. Well, then maybe you... No, they're gone. They're not here. They're dead. Right, they are being...

They're being milked. They're being milked for their vaccine. Yeah. So if you want to replace the balls... They're going to have no balls left. It's going to be emptied. I'm sorry, do you think the liberal virus is in their balls? Oh, definitely.

It fills the liminal space within the balls. What is the liminal space? The space between balls. Between your balls? Between balls or between sack and nut? Wait, your gooch or your balls? The Y axis or the Z axis? You know how when they try to explain how the universe expands

and it's like expanding from every point of the universe at all times? it's like that's kind of what's inside your balls it's not you can't you can't and it's wokeness yeah you can't comprehend this scale and it's filled with wokeness thought of a question okay might be dumb yeah you know you guys remember pangea yeah it was great we were like whoa we're all going this way. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. How come? Why come we don't go and go all the way around and hit each other again? I'm going to blow your mind. I hate him. I hate him.

He knows. No. I'm telling you. There's no chance. There's literally a zero percent chance you don't know the answer to this question already. But imagine how dope Hawaii Russia is going to be. That's going to be the first one. That's going to be so dope.

It's like, yo, it's really confusing. A's going to be the first one. That's going to be so dope. It's like, yo, it's really confusing. A lot of islands, but also missiles. I don't, I don't believe him. I refuse to believe him.

Sarah Palin, her backyard will actually be Russia now. It's going to be cool. If we wait, if we make billions, millions of years. Oh, okay.

But all seriousness, Aiden Ross would probably be a really, he wouldn't show up on time. We can't have two people who do that. His name's Aiden. That's confusing. I think you're right right I think we should put him in the I think besides those things he'd be great I think I think we have to be honest with ourselves I think he might be D because he manufactures clips out of business stupidity think about the way Aiden Ross gets clipped right now, right? Right. And it's like his clips make it to a new level of the masses because of how insane the things he says are.

I know what's happening here. I think I could also convince him that the Hulk is real. I know you could. I think Aiden just wants to be the one that doesn't get made fun of. And with Aiden Ross, he knows that that would be the new Aiden punching bag. And so I wouldn't let him. Put it back down to F. No, no, no, no. him put it back down enough no I like D because I want to convince him the Hulk's real put it back in B you're outvoted two to one all right next is

Amaranth we got some people we've already had on our show she's been on the pod so she's actually a veteran experienced I actually she did a pretty good job on her guest episode I thought she did a really good job on her guest episode, I thought. She did a really good job. I do think, hmm, I think of a lot of, because she's a real person, but I think a lot of the novelty of her coming on is you expect her to be one way, but then you meet her and she's actually very well-spoken

and very intelligent and very interesting. Right. And I wonder if that novelty goes away as a permanent member of our show. Like, is she someone who's going to mesh into our dynamic so well that that novelty being gone is going to still make her a good guest or member? I think the bigger issue is that she's like a landlord, right? She owns like five gas stations.

Yeah, and landlords are included in ACAB. Yeah, exactly. Airheads controls too much capital. She's one of the first when the guillotines come out. She is too. We're in a yard though. She could like own our house. She might actually own the house.

It seems like she owns everything. Our lease has been to Amaranth this whole time. But dude, think about the fucking Patreon perks. You guys aren't thinking right now. We're not thinking at all. Our Patreon would go crazy if we had Amaranth but dude think about the fucking patreon perks oh you guys aren't thinking right now we're not thinking our patreon would go crazy if we had amaranth it's like we're starting a third show guys yeah i think she's of this list she's one of my top candidates oh this is tough i think b i think she's in b for sure oh there's an S tier ooh yeah I've probably

we also have we also have more women on the show I'm starting to think A I'm starting to think it's a valuable pick I respect that we make triple

or no we make way more we make we would make 40 times or more that we do on Patreon are you talking about the quality of the episodes

or the amount of money that we would make the amount of money is what he's talking about we do a podcast it's not about the quality of the episodes it's about being rich alright well a podcast. It's not about the quality of the episodes. It's about being rich.

All right. Well, then, yeah, then she's Bob's W. Well, it's all of it. It's also the quality of it. It's all of it. I don't know. I don't know if she can,

if she can bant. She'd clearly unlock a pathway into different types of content that we don't have access to right now or we have access to, but I don't think

you could do it. Do you see her as more of a slime replacement or a Ludwig replacement? She's got to be a Ludwig replacement, right? Yeah. Because she's not a wild card like slime, but she could be money bags.

She could be a celebrity. Right. Aspirational people like, I want to be Amaranth, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Has a different chest than the rest of us oh that box now you're thinking um actually feels a lot i think amaranth is an a-tier replacement yeah uh anthony padilla of smosh i think i think anthony padilla would abandon his podcast for

ours he'd be he'd look i feel like his podcast is bigger than ours no not really right is it wait is it are you considering his interview show a podcast yes oh i was for sure i don't know because he doesn't do a podcast like a traditional audio uh oh that's a great question and i don't know the answer if it doesn't it's not a podcast it's a show sure but i think an interview it's like highly edited's not a podcast. It's a show. Sure, but I think an interview show. It's edited. It's like highly edited. There's a lot of cuts. Highly edited. It's semi-edited.

Okay, this is my definition. I've defined podcast versus show before. Right. That's part one. Definition two is a podcast does not, or a show has a required visual element to digest it. So if you are watching a podcast that without its visual you don't understand most of what's going on you have more of a show right whereas if your podcast can rely solely on audio but has a video element too it can still be a podcast this is a podcast

i think this is a show because we talk about things on the screen all the time oh no i'm anthony padilla sorry his is a podcast. His is a podcast. Anthony Padilla. Yes. What can you not get from his show? He shows like graphics on the screen as you watch it. They talk about the graphics when they show them. Not that much. Right.

Is it like, here's a, here's a question. Is Larry King's interview show a podcast? Definitely. Hell yeah. Okay. Especially if it's posted to Spotify.

This is just, I think it is. Is it? Yeah. Definitely. All right. Especially if it's posted to Spotify. This is just... I think it is. Is it? Yeah. Definitely. All right. This is fucking me up. I think you don't know what a podcast is.

Is it Amorous? No, we're Anthony Padilla. Yeah. I think Anthony Padilla is actually a good Ludwig replacement. He carries a lot of the same weight and confidence experience within the industry. But you know what why he's too personal positive yeah such a nice guy and it's like so nice it's like well what do we we already have Aiden are you the nice guy cuz Anthony's good Anthony Anthony

Padilla is nice but he's not troubled like Aiden like Aiden freaks out he's all crazy on us every time we show Lala right I'm back to in a corner they I don't know what I was I can't they're like look like I can't believe he's going it. I can't do it. He's doing it This guy loses his mind. It's me. I think back me to the corner with tasers every episode Oh, oh, I can't believe a didn't and finally cracked. I Feel like you're cracking now. I am I am He is uh look I think that Anthony

uh... he's also another Anthony! That is true. No, but it's fine. It's fine. Because he's replacing an Anthony so I don't actually have to learn a new name. And it's a show, not a podcast, and Anthony's hot. Yes! We have a hotter Anthony with more

internet street cred uh... cool tattoos probably has cool friends line holding he could probably introduce me to Freddie Wong which is cool for me so assuredly I'm putting him B tier can I pitch something to you okay four replacements have to be

the same name Aiden Ross Anthony Padilla Ludwig von Beethoven the guy who has Ludwig on Twitter. Okay, let's go next. Asmongold. He has a podcast too, right? They do Sticking Eggs.

Yeah, yeah. I have never listened to it. Okay, Asmongold I think would probably be D tier. Because I think he'll be dead in three years. From Coca-Cola poisoning. There's just not a lot of longevity no i'm kidding uh i watched his room cleanup video for the first time not that long ago that's insane i you know what yeah i respected the hustle for so long like right like when asmongold stuff would come up on twitter

where it was just like yeah he's a slob and he owns it and stuff i'd be like fuck yeah like this is a dude this is a self-made millionaire in social credibility This guy is alleged in my eyes until the post about the teeth blood He wipes all over his walls, and he just has caveman teeth blood over his walls I was like that is sinister. I don't know if I can get over the teeth blood really yeah Like if he was sitting right here He was doing your body. He'll forever be the teeth blood guy like it's like Oh, if only if only there was a solution. What was he thinking? He's thinking about his reign the next night

I have a long time to think about it. He's troubled but he's an artist He's like he's like dude caveman paintings on the wall and his teeth blood. He's troubled, but he isn't already. Dude, he's like, dude, caveman paintings on the wall and his teeth are on. He's like fucking at it a little every night. We could actually, like, you know those videos on YouTube where, like, you put a banana in a room for, like, two years, but then you speed it up? Time lapse it. We could kind of turn the yard into that with him. Like, we could all just kind of look at him when he's here.

Yeah, see what he does. And just see what happens. Right. And then we can clock up, we can clock out, go home. So I'm thinking actually, D-Tier is actually too wrong. He is a podcaster, so if he has chops,

he could bring... He has opinions, too. He's a streamer, right? So he can talk for a long time. I feel like I just can't in good conscience put him in the same tier as Aiden Ross.

All right, next is our boy Caleb Pitts. I don't think you know Caleb. I don't know Caleb, unfortunately. Caleb was from Pot About List. He's been on our show. I've been on their show. Caleb's one of the funniest people I know, but he's bald.

So there's a couple things to consider here. He's bald and he plays a good cop. So he falls into ACAB. Right. And I think if you're bald, you also fall into ACAB. I don't know. Do you know the rules? You should. I think it kind of so he has

double a cab which might cancel out might be like a pimp dot situation right it's a good replacement we have a bald placement I do think we have all the bald sort of pent up like need to

get rid of that energy that he would fulfill he's someone that we could well there's two types of bald people, and I don't know this man. By choice and by life? Well, maybe there's more than two types. Yeah, exactly.

There's the angry bald people and happy bald people, right? There's like ones that are at peace. Yeah, there's the ones in Disney Channel original movies who are all villains. He's at peace. Well... Who's at peace? Slime. Slime's not at peace well who's at peace slime slime's not at peace he's at peace slime is the least at peace i think it's the opposite of every person it's

quiet inside it's kind of sagely i was thinking he actually manages his blood well and keeps it away from his walls i bet he donates He does donate in a way. Yeah. To the walls. To the fucking bugs that are in his room. That's crazy. It's like a museum. Have you seen the opening, like the opening cutscene

in Diablo? It's like to find the truth, you have to donate, you gotta donate a little blood. Right, that's what Asmongold's doing. He's a good guy

to have around. Asmongold's searching for the truth. That's the wisdom. He's a good guy to have around if we need someone who's our blood donator guy. Oh, like a blood boy. Like we have a blood ritual guy. It's like, oh, hey, he's our ritual guy. He's the only guy I have around if we need someone who's our blood donator guy.

Oh, like a blood boy. Like we have a blood ritual guy. It's like, oh, hey, he's our ritual guy. He's got a lot to spare. Caleb would- Caleb's S tier, I think. Caleb's just a God tier. Maybe A tier. Because he brings nothing but amazing bands. But he brings no- he brings no Patreon money or- He doesn't bring any Patreon opportunities. If we're counting that as a metric in his like Tony Hawk stat sheet

he's probably A tier and he also isn't a landlord which I think you know so he's not bringing that to the table right

he's not gonna give you a good deal on his lease does that mean we have beef does that matter oh maybe that's interesting

beef for the show because like we hate because West Coasters hate New Yorkers right and New Yorkers hate West Coasters

a little bit more than West Coasters hate New Yorkers. Right. And New Yorkers hate West Coasters a little bit more than West Coasters hate New Yorkers. West Coasters hate East Coasters? Yeah. Or they say, yeah, East Coasters, but kind of specifically New Yorkers. Really? Yeah. Do you think they hate us more? Yeah, 100%.

Really? I don't think we... I'm like Don Draper in the elevator. I was going to say the exact same thing. I didn't even think about New Yorkers. I didn't even think about you at all. Yeah. And the New Yorkers are like,

I'm a fucking bagel. Like, that's... That's like Boss Nass from Star Wars The Phantom Menace. What are you doing there? That's what they're like. They're always talking about their fucking water and their bagels, dude. I fucking... I had a New York bagel when I was there.

Did you like it? Mid. Mid? Mid bagel. Bro, I've had... You've gotten to 7-Eleven, though., I've had good ass bagels in fucking California. No, so we make the best pizza. You know, the pizza's good in Italy, too.

I went there. I don't know. We take the pizza and we fold it. Then we eat it. That's the whole thing. Okay, well, I don't think the end of that matters. I think that we can move on. Put him wherever you like.

I think Caleb's A. I think he is one of our best episodes. Yeah. And we can go on. Speaking is one of our best episodes. Yeah. And we can go on. Speaking of one of our best episodes. Connor. Connor Dog, voice actor,.com,.jp, actually, forward slash healthy boner.

For a chance to win. For a chance to win? New sponsor for the show. Connor, famously from Trash Taste, the anime podcast that can't lose it would be so disingenuous to put him in at anything but s oh yeah he's great after he's handsome too do you know that we have two okay so we have three videos we have three videos that have hit a million views and connor is in two of them what's the third the third one is our i did a

thing episode ah yeah classic so foreigners equals views oh it's only those three i think mushrooms oh it must have fallen it must have fell off connor uh connor is in the two highest viewed episodes trash chase is a cheat code it's really crazy yeah yeah um he's one of my favorite people but he's i don't want to say it no he's not sorry white it's fine it's fine he's welsh it's chill oh okay he's welsh like the stuff you put on hot dog right exactly like that he showed me and my wife around japan booked everything for us uh spoke to everybody he was actually the nicest thing people know nice i hate it yeah he's actually so nice like to uh to a degree at fault do you remember who else was on the trip with you?

Who else was there? I wasn't going to mention you and Ludwig. Why does he want this? He was there for all of it. Our friend Ludwig was there, now he's dead. You weren't there. What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so was Ludwig. Showed you and your wife around? Well, sorry, Connor Dog showed

me and Aiden and my wife and Ludwig around. I feel like I did a lot of the tour guiding. You did a lot of the tour guiding. I feel like it was a big help. We'll teach you how to ski and then you immediately left us. That's not true. Yeah.

That is not true. You also lied to us about which hill was the bunny hill and took us on way too hard a hill. No way. Yes, you did. I want to move on to the next one. I'd love for you guys to do an entire episode of Seinfeld right now.

We're doing a podcast, and I think we have more important things to get back to. Sorry, let's get back to the next one. Clint Stevens. One time, one of the most mean comments I've read on our show is someone says, Nick looks like Clint Stevens if you left him in a washing machine. Oh, that is mean. So I don't know if I can have another me. Maybe Clint is like so handsome, though, that it doesn't matter.

You know, maybe it's still a compliment. Are you a team? I feel like you could be. You could either be Clint Stevens is really handsome or Clint Stevens looks like every little brother I've ever met. Clint Stevens is handsome. You're Clint Stevens is handsome guy. And a pedophile. Well, I did not say he was pedophile.

Clint Stevens is famously 17 that's true that's not true that's not sure it is not 17 I doesn't know yeah dude you're being real weird and duty That's crazy They're tasing me again I'm tased That's crazy Clint Steven's parents Are 27 years old They were fucking Nine That's probably bad They made

Super Mario 64 too Oh my Okay I I have a Clint Steven's Confession though He's

Everybody's like Favorite He's always in the list Of like Best streamers Favorite streamers favorite streamers your streamer streamer type of

thing dude I know nothing about this guy I've never watched him I don't understand the appeal I have spent more time playing

Super Mario 64 with Clint Stevens than I have watching Clint Stevens he's Clint what is it like talking to him me and Clint are

cool he's great he's a cool guy very funny chill knows my name yeah yeah that's it Clint disappears though right He's great. He's a cool guy. Very funny. Chill. Knows my name. Yeah, yeah. That's it.

Clint disappears though, right? That's his thing. Yeah, yeah. Like very frequently. That knocks him down. But I do think it would give our podcast some sort of allure. Like he's one of those beloved streamers that like. Yeah.

I don't think anyone hate watches him. No. He's also mysterious, which is cool. Which is pretty cool. What's he doing when he goes on Do you have to be vulnerable On a podcast eventually Don't you have to show

Some of yourself Well that's the whole goal That's why people watch I don't think he'd ever open up Never I don't think he'd ever open up I think if we were like Clint what makes you tick

Like what What would you die about And he would just be like Mario And we'd have to deal with that And then he cries No he wouldn't cry You don't think he would cry No And then he cries. No, he wouldn't cry. You don't think he would cry?

No, and then he wouldn't show up for 10 episodes. Wow. These two mysterious wouldn't show up enough. And I'm kind of the token redhead. But he's below Asmongold? I like him in Asmongold tier, actually. He's below Teethblood. No, we have to put him above Asmongold.

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They're yours. All right. Courage JD. Yes. Now, explain your work. I love Courage JD. Wow.

And I used to love Courage JD. And you were a sales guy. This kind of checks out. Ironically, like he's so silly. Avengers assemble. And then, you know what I'm talking about. The tweet Avengers assemble never gets old uh like this post I'll smoke you out um he tweets funny stuff

like that and I would make fun of him and then I started watching when he actually just seems like a really nice genuine dude who's just kind of a nerd you don't go with the route like I'd love to play around and golf with him don't do that he's great to play golf I would love to do a podcast with him is all I'm saying I think he would be you guys talk about like finance and streamers he'd be a good hang is all I'm saying what are you laughing about I feel a spirit entering me

I feel Anthony Bruno's spirit in me put him in F put him in F you know what's cool about him being on our show is that we could actually probably fit 40 hundred more ads. Yes. Into the episode.

It's the Tostitos streamer tier list. He's a man that likes his money. That's what he does. He would go like, he would just say a word and it would play an ad and you'd have to go through an ad per word. Actually.

We might have to pay him per word, actually. I think in his way, I feel bad because i i actually think courage would be a good static podcast host that's what i'm saying i actually do think that but anthony used it last time we did a tier list anthony used his so did you ever see our guy tier list yeah i saw that i didn't watch the episode but i saw the tier list did you see how only two people on the entire thing were like actual people? There was Ringler and then there was Courage JD.

Right, because the rest were like the guy who does this. And everybody, every, each one of us had a one time to put one guy anywhere. You could go over anyone's vote and you could put them whatever tier you want. And Anthony used his one time to put Courage in jail. In death penalty. In the bottom tier. It wasn't a death penalty? It was in jail. It was in jail. I thought it was in jail it was in jail i thought it was when we kill him it wasn't it was jail was second to last and then it was death penalty so we put

courage there and i think it is way way funnier if courage sees this and sees himself in africa it's just it's so i i feel bad because I think he would actually be good, but I just want Curtis to reply. Let's make him watch an ad to find out why. I wonder how many he's already watched. Right before this segment, right before this segment, it's like fucking native deodorant. Hell yeah, dude. Fuck yeah.

Okay. Daily dose of internet. Oh, that's who he is. Sorry, I'm blind. That is an interesting person to have on here. So he would probably be like a... He's got so many little fun little knowledge bits. Have you guys seen that?

Every segment would be like, have you guys seen this video? Sly would be like, I want to put a bullet in the head of X celebrity. And then he'd be like, you guys seen that video of the rat eating the snake? Like you'd have so many little right daily doses right to drip feed you during the podcast yeah if you ever get a little bored

you take a little sidebar drip feed me like my like my blood boy yeah hello everyone that pretty good it was not bad it would get old wouldn't it get old how do you daily dose on well i don't know i don't know anything about him. This is part of the problem. I've never met him. I know nothing. I mean, you've seen some of the compilations, right? Yeah.

I can only base his performance based off of his. But look, podcasting is a shorts-based market. Oh, and you think he could conquer the shorts? I think that if we, so we have him, right? Which means that we have the rights that he has to post the clips that he has the rights to post right because he works with all the networks that own the most viral videos right he does he does pay for the clips right that's his thing uh yeah yeah that's cool well he worked like there's like basically like conglomerates that own viral videos there's

like seven of them right who instantly buy viral videos right something goes on they message them like yeah we'll pay you for it they own the rights to it and then they sell it to other people or strike them for uploading it uh and so imagine we have that guy on our team right so it's like imagine like every five seconds of the yard there's just a fun little clip of a bear it could be like the most viral clip yeah or like science made a new type of blanket that he's just getting he's just getting us the best i feel like our retention would be crazy. Our money would be out of the roof. Okay, here's an idea.

For clips, Daily Dose is now a host. You just do Subway Surfer style. Constant viral clips at the top, the yard at the bottom. This is why we got him. This is why we got him and not another someone like you. This is why we got him.

Content brand. Always thinking about retention, attention, and detention. Because you know we were clowning around in school. I'm a bad boy. So. A tier. A? No, no, no, no.

Not A. He's not A. Definitely not A tier. I'd say B tier. I'd say C tier, honestly. Oh, we all disagree. Wow. We can split the middle.

If you think A. Oh, I met you in A tier. Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you. What do you think Daily Dose is? Oh, I think he's a. We can split the middle. If you think... Oh, I met you in A tier. Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you. What do you think Daily Dose is? Oh, I think he's... I'm good with B. Okay.

You would be right, and we're going to be going into Dr. K, which is also a letter. Dr. K, do you think that... What, you don't like that? The thing is, I loved it, but I didn't think it was the style of comedy that I would be bombarded with on this podcast. Cause that's like my favorite joke. Yeah. It's my favorite type of rap is when rappers do the whole alphabet.

Yeah. When they're like, uh, I'm a badass, cool D, you know, dog, dog. You only do the whole thing. It's like, it's a trope that white people love when other people spell things. It's a thing that... Mac Lethal does

the alphabet as fast as humanly possible. Oh, I've seen this. Okay. I literally thought this was a thing you were making up. No, this is a real trope.

Yeah. This is like a bunch of rappers will do like the whole alphabet. I think Babytron even did it. Yeah. It's transcended

generations it goes back to uh what's the and we can have that old clip of daniel radcliffe rapping the alphabet i've never seen oh that's oldie but a dc decent oh god this is your humor you're supposed to latch on to this i'm I apologize. I've done impressions of you and how I've never done one to you. You did one to me because one time we went to a donut shop at like midnight and it was me. It was me. It's got to be Mr. Donut. You and slime.

It's got to be Mr. Donut. And the whole time you were like, hey, worse than an atrioc. And I don't think we should do this, man. That was the whole. That was the thing. You You did it like an hour straight. That's so cool It was so do I miss him Any of the flowers actually oh yeah, we oh No funerals complete no, I'd like out Ludwig. There's just no acknowledgement of Ludwig You've just replaced

fuck him too rich we replaced him we picked a you know we picked someone in the Ludwig uni taller version do you think

okay Dr. K do you think this is I think I would just cry a lot more you think so I think I would be more vulnerable you think you're in

touch with your emotions do you think that part of the allure of our show is that we're you know we can be psychotic or unaware and that's the fun

and he would bring too much clarity like he'd be like this is why you guys all feel this way and we'd be like well now it's no fun now it's not fun to feel that way now it's not fun to be irrational dr k yeah it's like you're saying this because you hate and love you guys you guys say you guys say words of affection weird because you don't want to assert them properly but it could also be it could also be kind of like the always sunny Therapist episode Where we like Break him Right And just really

Fuck him over That could be good We wear him down Over time We could wear his skin Our skin He could be the man He could be the guy

Who tames in the corner Instead of me Yep Everyone you're rating Is just someone you think Can take your job in the pit Somebody else is The lighty rod

You're a crab in a bucket And you're just hoping For another crab He also replaces The old guy Oh interesting I put him in no i think crazy i i think no i think when i really think about it i think him sort of explaining why we're all acting the way we are would kind of ruin it for me too much i don't think i don't think i have what it takes to break him right you were

telling me about the freak method though you don't think that if two people were freaking well he wouldn't adopt the freak no no he's a licensed therapist no but what i'm saying is do you think licensed therapists can stop the freak method no i guess i'm saying if if you're freaking and you're freaking he'll just never wear it'll be will be a perpetual motion machine i'll provide him endless things to therapize I see And he will never stop therapizing So that's his dream A perpetual motion You're letting your free flag fly

So I think Dr. K is a bad replacement Okay so you would put him With fucking Nick Fuentes' best friend No I'd put him on C tier It's just so hard to put anybody next to A for us. And I want you to feel bad for him. I don't want you to feel bad, bro. Middle of C.

Yeah, I'm going with middle of C. Oh, that's actually great. I might put Asmongold above him now that I think about it. Dream. Dream. Oh. We would be... I know I just said how hard it would be. We would be immune to missile strikes. Because his cabal

would protect us from even the government. I didn't think about the perks. Right, you want the stands. Yeah. And we've got those. No, but they've turned against it. They've turned against it. For the people reading the audiobook, we shared a little look. We did share a little look. A little cheeky little

pew pew. Aiden was a part of it because we have a new handshake as the new best friend of the show yeah yeah Stan's is what he has and it's what my name is the Nick and Stan's show

starring Nick again and Stan's and a flower with a uh dream and

dream would be a bad guest or bad uh host I think because he only knows how to speak uh simlish Dream Dream would be a bad guest Or bad host I think Because he only knows How to speak Simlish

Which is what they talk In Minecraft I think And he wears a mask Which would make audio bad Right You couldn't like More of a technical concern Yeah

Dude what if we all Got masks too though Like we're like Hollywood Undead That'd be kind of cool You guys ever do You should do a VTuber episode You know a technical concern. Yeah. Dude, what if we all got masked too though? Like we're like Hollywood Undead. That'd be kind of cool. You guys ever do you should do a VTuber episode. You know,

like an animated episode. Oh, that's not a bad idea. That'd be sick. We need a little card up here for Stan so I can put him in S tier. You gotta pipe down. I would love to do

a VTuber episode. Dream, I think, is a D tier. You know, when I first got into YouTubing, so I probably had like 15 videos or something. We did a bros versus pros with Dream. Like let's play Minecraft against him.

And this was at the height of Dream. And that video I put out, I literally beat Dream in a Minecraft speed run, got like 5,000 views. Wow. At the height of Dream. So you're saying he felled off. I'm saying that I don't think he's going to even give you the sauce

you think he would get in D. You want to put Dream in F? Is that what you're saying he felled off. I'm saying that I don't think he's going to even give you the sauce you think he would get in D. You want to put Dream in F? Is that what you're saying? I want to swap him with Courage. Stands for the same reason that we are prone or immune to missile strikes. We are also in danger of receiving them. Sorry, I thought F was the best golf rule. I thought F was, fuck yeah, that's our homie tier.

So true. So let's put him in D for the best Minecraft player. Facts. Facts, facts. Is this Drew Gooden? I fucking love Drew Gooden, dude. Did you see his, he had a Guitar Hero video today? Very good.

Do you think? What is it about? So he did a video of would playing Guitar Hero, would getting good at Guitar Hero transfer over to playing guitar? He's been playing guitar for 10 years. He's good, but he's like, if I play Guitar Hero, beat all the levels on Expert, will I get better?

And it's just a nice 20-minute romp. Shouldn't he have gotten someone who doesn't play guitar? Yeah, but I think he just wanted to do it. He's like, wow, I'm really good at guitar

after playing Guitar Hero. It's one of those things where you have a passion and you want to make a video about it and you're like, how can I shoehorn this in? But also me do it.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I have a question for you. Yeah. Look at Drugen. Just look at him real quick. Yeah. Do you think Slime would recognize him in the street after watching one Drew Gooden video?

Slime knows who Drew Gooden is. Okay. Claims to be the biggest Drew Gooden fan. No, he likes Drew Gooden too. We know he has only seen maybe half of a video. Yeah. Okay, that's fair. Do you think he would recognize him on the street if he crossed him?

I'm not saying at the Streamer Awards. I'm saying they're going to Costco. Yeah, they're in Florida. He's at a 7-Eleven. Yeah, he crosses them. I think Drew Gooden is very recognizable. Really? I think Slime would.

This is not the best picture, but if you watch one Drew Gooden video. Recognizable? I think you'd recognize him. Yeah, for sure. He's a little misshapen in a way that makes him recognize. What do you mean he's misshapen? I just, I love Drew Goodman. Drew Goodman is probably my favorite YouTuber.

Poor Drew Goodman. Don't say that part. Just so that the TikTok includes it. Just say how you feel. I just think he's my favorite misshapen YouTuber. It's like you want to get your dog from the pound and not from like a reputable breeder, right? Because it's more lower.

He looks like he would voice the Lego movie characters. He does, kind of. Yeah. That's not unique looking. That's guy number seven. I think you know, um, fuck, who was the guy that was in Parks and Rec who is now Star-Lord?

Oh, uh, Chris Pratt. You know Chris Pratt before he was ripped? He's just like a little different. He's like a white guy, and he's got the hair, but he's a little different. Drew to me is a little different. Oh, Mario. I never saw a Mario movie. Really? No.

It sounds... I wanted to, but... I think Drew would be a great addition. I think he brings an energy that none of us quite have. Speak to that. What's the energy? Normie? I think he brings an energy that none of us quite have. I think true. What's the energy? Normie? No, I don't view him as super Normie.

Really? No, I view him as like... I don't say that as an insult. I feel like... No, Normie's an insult. They're poison people. They're... Yeah.

I think that's what Slime would say. Slime is not here. We could... It could be a different vibe in this room. No, he thinks that, though. Oh, you think that, too? Oh, yeah. I'm Normies are gutter trash pilled.

I think Normies are nice. Well, that's because you're closer. You're on the Normies scale. You're more Normie. Oh, I only know what I geographically grew up around. That's all I know. You guys see the game? Dotcom, dotcom, game, see the game?

Isn't there a beauty in that? That's what Normies are all like, bro. That's fine, yeah. No, bro. I think it's the exact same. You think that a Normie thinks that they grew up in a different state, they'd be a fan of that football team? You think they still would all be Packers fans?

I could be born anywhere. They love Tom Brady and they want to kiss him on the lips. Why does the image go away? They want us to discuss more in depth about Drew Gooden. I think Drew Gooden would be good. I think to answer your question, the energy is he's got this kind of confident, awkward guy. Right. Like we've

got like regular awkward guy who lacks confidence. We've got confident guy who isn't awkward. We've got overly confident guy. Do you see me that way? I was talking about Ludwig. Oh. You pointed at me in the eyes. I imagine him there. Honestly.

The lights are off. I'm picturing him. I'm actually, yeah. know what it's the lights are off. I'm picturing him. I'm actually yeah And then we have chaotic evil And then we have me well dope viber right weed smoking Chaotic guys, I think that he brings energy. I think that he is a I think that he would maybe be a A tier I think he's bottom of A right now

I put him at top of A let's put him middle of A middle of A Hassan well I've heard Hassan is a bit of a troublemaker in terms of showing up on time and scheduling and I know who you heard it from because you definitely didn't hear from the other guy who's a troublemaker in terms of showing up on time and scheduling. And I know who you heard it from

because you definitely didn't hear from the other guy who's a troublemaker. I won't say, I will out my source, my sources. Okay. Plural.

But when she told me. But I, you know, but Hassan brings a, you know, a level of machismo and hotness. You guys don't have a big guy. I think crews need a big guy.

We need a big guy. Ludwig's our big guy. Well, he's gone. He's gone. And he's also not a big guy. What are you saying? Oh, yeah. Ludwig's big.

He's gone. No, he's strong, but he's short. No, he's not big. He's not strong. I think anyone, you can't call someone under six foot a big guy. That's crazy. That's true. I don't know how you're allowed. You guys are, has he gas call someone under six foot a big guy. That's crazy. I don't know how you're allowed. Luz got 5'12 energy.

Luz is 5'11. With swag. He's 5'11 with swag. I think you guys could use a big guy. Put him bottom eights here. I don't like how much he knows about politics though. I see. Because I like that we don't really know a lot. I also don't like...

It's plausible deniability, so if you say something bad... Yeah, we still argue about it. You know what I'd like about him? He'd be unlike you when I'm like, oh, wow, this is fucking third Trump indictment.

That's fucking crazy. It's actually a historical moment in American politics. Uh-huh. You know? Instead of you guys just fucking, you know, saying nothing

and then turning back to the Valorant stream, maybe he'd talk to me about it. Right. What do you want to say? You want him to fucking wax poetic about the fucking president. I'm going to say something like, like, I like to play his Donald Trump, but that's his penis. And you laugh like that. Yeah.

It's funny. You don't want Hassan here. I don't. I would never say that. Also, we don't have to share. Yeah. It's funny. You don't want Hassan here. It's funny. I don't. I would never say that. Also, we don't have a chair his size. That's true. Right? Like, we'd have to get, like, a lot of lawn chairs.

He would break. I guess he could be in this chair. That's the only chair, though. Yeah. That's the chair he sat in when he visited. When they visited, right? Oh, no. No, wait.

Will? Didn't. I don't remember. You know what? I don't like that you said yeah yeah yeah that you helped them do it yeah zipper you're on thin ice

zipper's on the whack playlist at the moment for helping out the rival podcast okay real shit Hasan where does he go this is a tough one I'm feeling mid energy at the moment is that crazy of me I think he's top of C the redeeming factor for me I think he's top of C.

The redeeming factor for me is that he's a big guy. And it's cool to say big guy. We're going to put him in C. Above Clint Stevens? Yeah. No. One below Clint. Above Clint Stevens. You're right.

Top of C. That's my peers, by the way. I want you to look at that group and think that that's my peers. Tyler 1. Something about the idea of us three and Tyler 1 being on a podcast together is so funny to me. It is so much funnier to me than any of these other combinations. I think he's clear A tier. We move on.

Yeah. I'm down to lock it today. Because he would bring almost a slime-like energy. Yeah. But only raw anger, nothing else. Yeah, it'd be good. We need someone to be a little psychotic. Yes.

Speed. Speaking of people who are a little psychotic. Talk about getting clips. The clip of him playing Doki Doki. Oh, yeah, he's in the hospital. Two days in a row. It's more than one. Less than three. That's my favorite claim Maybe on tik-tok where he goes when does this get good and everyone use it was doki-doki and then the last thing you see

No one. Nope. No. Oh, he's like next next. Oh, when does this game get good? And then it's that scene in doki-doki you look at it's a very famous mean people were using it as a template it fucking rules Wait, can I see it? Yeah When does this get good speed me and loaded watch like a hundred of them on one of these shoots We just sitting there watching them. You're the guy. I think you're the guy who doesn't consume content Uh, I don't watch YouTube it teaching me You know put speed pretty low for me. He has a view generating blood machine, which I do like Mm-hmm, but but I think that loud is funny. Yes is bad. Oh, you don't like loud. It's funny loud is funny is bad. Oh, you don't like loud is funny.

Loud is funny is bad. Yeah, I think that that's his kind of shtick. We just put Tyler 1 in A tier. Just feeling. If your head is the shape of a headset, I change my opinion. It's almost like that's what's causing the loudest funny. That's what's causing the loudest. He's got the Frankenstein bolts in his neck.

Yeah, he doesn't even know he's loud. Oh, this is the clip. This is the fucking rules, dude. Skip, skip. But when does this game get fucking good Pretty good. Yeah farmer. Do you clip farmer he I Do I think that? He's above Aiden Ross. Yeah, for sure.

I think Aiden Ross has crossed the threshold of, like, he's old enough to know better. Yeah, of course. I don't feel like Steve. I said Steve. I don't think Speed is old enough to know better yet. I think Speed can read. Damn, bro. Tell me how you really feel

about Aiden Ross. I gotta tell you, when we were filming Juiced, Aiden Ross was a guest before he had his full Nazi turn. And the only conversation that he could hold was Call of Duty

isn't as good anymore as it used to be when he was in high school. Yeah. Which is so funny. I would vibe with that. That's his thing. I'd vibe with that conversation. He's like an old Call of Duty was better guy. Bro, is so funny. I would vibe with that. That's his thing. I'd vibe with that conversation.

He's like an old call. But then he was better, guys. Black Ops 2, bro. Black Ops 2. That's him. Bro, fucking. I'd be like. Fucking win that on a hard point.

Black Ops 2, dude. It was fucking crazy, man. I'd be like, Loki caught fours better, but I get why MW2 is the GOAT, though. And actually, World at War is kind of dope, but drop shotting was broken, and Black Ops 2 had the best competitive scene. That's what I would say. I was Optic versus Evil Geniuses. Best for rivalry, dude.

Him and Courage JD. That would be a good duo. I think they would actually... See, that's what I like about Courage. He's an everyman. He could vibe. He truly is. He's an everyman. Speed is a... B. Easy B. Top of B. B? Top of B? Top of B.

No, bottom of C. Just for clip farming? Clip farming. I'm down for C. I think he's high energy. I think... I don't want to address it, but... If it's us three, we got a color problem.

Between Clint Stevens and Hasan. Put him above Hasan, at least. For me. Okay. Yeah. It's also funny because Hasan will will see that and be like what the hell um who is this Jay Schlatt Jay Schlatt the view monster the view machine the guy who is addicted to watching his bank account go up in numbers yeah that's so he brings a healthy

stability to the group right yeah which is what we care about. JayShot's a good guy. You know, when I, when me and Aiden were nobodies, we met a lot of streamers. And I don't know Aiden's experience meeting streamers, but my experience meeting a lot of streamers is they're kind of looking for the more famous person in the room. I feel like you can feel it a lot of the time where like you meet them and they're kind of like, oh, that's Lubbock. I'm gonna go over and talk to Lubbock. And JayShot was never like that. JayShot thought we were cool and hung out with us and of like, oh, that's Lubbock. I'm gonna go over, talk to Lubbock. And Jay Schlatt was never like that. Jay Schlatt thought we were cool and hung out with us and was like, you guys want to watch iCarly with me?

And we're like, yeah. And then we hung out with him all day and he was tight. So I think he would bring the friend element, which is what you are, which is something we are trying to replace. Right. Similar to Amaranth. He's already done an episode that was quite good where he melded well carried the conversation well he's funny he's a big guy

he knows how to invest he's a big guy he's a big guy big guy meters full with him honestly I was gonna put him A and then I thought big guy I'm thinking S maybe no I don't think he's quite S I don't I don't what I think in my heart of hearts like is Jay Schlock gonna fucking show up on time I don't know him's quite S. I'm down for top of A. I don't, I don't, what I think in my heart of hearts, like, is Jay Schlatt gonna fucking show up

on time? I don't know him that well. I feel like, well, has he shown up on time in the past? Has he been reliable? Yeah. He has been pretty reliable.

He's pretty reliable. I think he just doesn't have the, Connor's got that magic. You know what the Jay Schlatt thing is though? He's not gonna wanna put any work into the show. He wants to show up and be Jay Shlatt and leave. Yeah. I mean, I have to imagine all four of you can't be putting in the same amount of work

to the show. No. That's the most. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but like. My blood is in the walls and on the floor and on the ceiling. I just feel like then that's fine. Are you just looking for someone to take up some of the slack?

Yeah, but I could message Ludwig and be like. You're just looking for someone to take up some of the slack. Yeah, but I could message Ludwig and be like, I think Ludwig cares more about making content that feeds his soul than Jay Shlatt does. I see. I think Jay Shlatt wants to make content. Jay Shlatt wants to see the number go bigger and up. Which I don't think is very aligned with the Yards mission statement.

Right. You guys aren't just like, Hey, everyone joined the Patreon. The yard is kind of an outlet for artful ideas and experimentation. Yeah. Besides the podcast topics. Right.

And you're a part of that now. You're part of the tier list. You weren't an artist before. And now you are. Now I actually, I didn't get it. And now I see it. Thank you.

Um, I think Jay Shalit is a tier. Sure. Um, who is this movie? I can't tell. Carl. I actually, I didn't get it, and now I see it. Yeah, thank you. I think Jay Shalit is A tier. Sure. Who is this movie? I can't tell. Carl. Carl Jacobs.

Dude, I... Maybe I'm just a sucker for Carl. That Carl charm. Uh-huh. But I think Carl's top A. I think he's B. What? I love Carl, and he's a viber and a banter, and he's funny.

I like that. And he's a banter. But he's funny. I like that. And he's a banter. But he's young, dude. You guys can use a young guy. You're the young guy now. We don't need another young guy. I mean, we need more youth. Right.

Because you're going to make it probably in the next three years. He does bring us plus 20 protection, I like. You know, like we're the dream. We kind of get the same dream stand we have a dream effect right yeah it's not quite shooters as strong maybe it's stronger I don't really

know potentially stronger now but you also have a bit of a Mr. Beast force field in there as well yeah I think he just he he's one of the funniest people we've

ever had on in my opinion he's like very quick he's good to roll with anything he's got he's got xbox live call energy he's got the a forge in the fires of not getting roasted by my friends oh yeah right always on the defensive always on the defensive i found him to be a nice guy you talked about like people who weren't just like looking for the most famous person in the room i talked to him about the hit tv show survivor for like half an hour at dinner once you know what

you're right carl is a tier and i'm remembering the reasons why I like him so much now. And the Survivor thing was one of the things. When I met Carl, the first thing I did was we passed a soccer ball back and forth. He just eyed me and was like, I'm kicking you a soccer ball now. And then we were just playing pass. And I hadn't even spoken to him yet. That's how adult males make friends. Hey, bro, go long.

We had a go-long moment and i was just like and then dr k would see that and he just he'd start telling me about why i need this to fucking break down my it's called the oedipus complex is what he'd say uh so carl's yeah uh logan paul or jake paul logan i i don't know a lot of good business ideas i don't know the difference between good business ideas huge podcast don't know the difference between Logan and Paul and Jake Paul. Good business ideas, huge podcast, unshakable morals. Yeah.

He's just a trifecta. Was he the Suicide Forest one? Yes. I don't remember that. Is that Logan or is Logan? I was going to say yes either way, to be honest. That's LP. What does Jake Paul do?

He's the boxer. He boxes. They both box. Well, you know, one of them's... LP boxes a little less. I call him LP boxer. He boxes. They both box. Well, you know, one of them's... LP boxes a little less. I call him LP and JP. Yeah. They both box, and you said he's the boxer?

Yeah, but one of them... When one of them went in a suicide forest? That's your thing? One of them only... One of them only boxes. Mm-hmm. So I hear you from production. Yeah, we have no idea which one this is.

I think this is Logan Paul. It is Logan Paul. Can I pitch something? Yeah. Both Pauls. Both Pauls, same time. Both Pauls. Both Pauls, same time. Both Pauls come together. Me, me, me, I'm showering.

Both Pauls walk in. And I'm... Do you want them to dominate you? I don't know they're there at first. Are you getting Eiffel Towered by the Pauls? And then I turn around, I'm like, oh, LP, JP. You wouldn't even be like L and JP? You have to say P twice?

Don't ruin this for me. No, I'm not trying to ruin this for you, because I realized, you'd have to say P twice. Don't ruin this for me! No, I'm not trying to ruin this for you because I realized that you wanted to say this out loud. Uh, and I hope you feel better for having done that. Don't mind me just on the rock at the onsen! What are you fucking doing? Yeah, I guess we gotta include them because Aiden wants to go fucking twin towers on them.

To the hilt! No, I'm getting twin towers on them to the hilt no i'm getting to it i'm not also wasn't the rock guy at the onset wasn't the rock guy you are sitting in the rock guy's chair aiden's trying to hit a not a spin on logan paul's penis i i think i think logan paul logan pa Paul, much better. Look, if this is the podcast host here list. Sure. I think maybe we're setting. Dude, we could pod from the suicide forest. And he would like probably know a guy to get us in.

You have to ask yourself, how much does integrity matter? And that changes where he goes on this list by a lot. In my mind, integrity didn't matter at all. Oh, okay that he's easy a Now we're talking this is tough. He's gotta be above daily You're right. I think yeah, but I don't know I think he's below Anthony Padilla. I think that's a real nice sandwich Yeah, that's good. That's good. Logan Paul does his research like it. I couldn't put him I couldn't put him above Anthony in good conscience. But I also don't want to move Anthony up necessarily. Also his, well,

Logan Ludwig, Logan Ludwig, I would kind of forget, I think, at some point. I would be like, okay, you're Ludwig now. He would be the Ludwig replacement. Oh, easy. He's a great He's already the Ludwig on his podcast. I think that is what I needed to put him in B. Yeah, yeah. Is to know he's a good Ludwig replacement. I mix him up sometimes.

Will Neff. So the second member of the Fear End podcast. Ooh. I think Will Neff, I think I can actually overlook how bad he is at responding and showing up. Because of how money he is as talent. Right. He's fantastic. He is money.

Yeah, he goes far when he commands. He provides the age perspective that we are missing from Slime, where he'll be like, you guys ever remember M.A.S.H.? And we'll be like, no. And we'll all laugh like normal. Yeah. Right. But then he'll tell us about it.

And he's also on the rise. I've been seeing his viewership. He's getting fucking 2, 3K viewers on stream and shit. More, I think. Dude, way more. He's like a 4K guy now. Way more. I didn't

even know that that's good for us we're trying to venture into live soon uh so will i think is definitely above his son um because oh easy he's not political he likes cool movies uh and he would give us a little more frat cred which ludwig provided us right but he's gone um but ludwig's gone so we need the frat cred. And I bring a lot of that already. I think Will's high. I think Will is... I put him above Drew Gooden.

I think he's the top of A tier. I think he's the top of A tier. I think he's above Carl. I'm fine with that. I would put him below Carl, but I respect your decision. I think that we would all agree that Will is like,

if I go Will, you're standing here and you're a pirate, he's like, art. Art, yeah. Made it. Exactly. He gets scurvy on the spot. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, and he's always talking about... He gets scurvy. Aiden only gets curvy. Oh. Only for JP and LP. Hey, you. You ever use your underwear as a mood setter? Aiden, I want you to put those on and dance for me.

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That's what he'd be saying about you. Well, he's me. Stans would be tough. Now, we actually did the... You're not allowed to chime in so we actually did the patreon episode before the main episode this week which is not normal and what i learned about stands during that patreon if you want to watch that go to the patreon.com slash the yard and watch it now uh what i learned from stands is that he likes the

process of making videos but does not like the aftermath, what is created, the tracking that, the trying to build upon that. He is much more an experiences guy, which tells me he would be zero help when it comes to ideating for the show. I only expect him to come with things that he wants to do. So now we got two guys.

We have two stanzas that aren't really doing that much. Which is bad for me because I'll put a bullet through my head and the blood will be on the wall of my brain as well. And Asmongold will be finger painting. Right. Yeah, and he's on this. It's five people. I think I do all right in a writer's room.

I just don't do good on my own. I think with a core group. You need guidance? If you assign me homework, like, hey, come up with an idea, that's not happening. But if it's like, hey boys, jump in Discord. Let's figure something out. What I do like about Stans and what I've heard through the grapevine

Huge cock. Of Offbrand. Don't do that. You've been to the onset. What I heard through the grapevine of Offbrand is that Stans shows up. That's literally's my thing.

Stans, he shows up early. That's what I was going to say. I was going to say punctual. Even if bad at something, willing to learn and get better at it. Oh, yeah. And he is on time and poignant. And that's big for me. And I know Slime would have appreciated that if he was with us.

God bless his soul. He's somewhere. He looks like a grape now. He'd be there at 10 a.m. sharp. Oh, always on time that's the thing about me i'm an on-time guy it's the least you can do you guys know i i didn't get this i didn't see any of those images before i we did that oh really that was the first archie made all of them i didn't see any of that so i was i love yasified mr beast for the first time. That's not normal, Mr. Beast. No. Wow, I just believed that's what he looks like when he photoshopped.

And his face is like elongated. Yeah, it's weird because I've met him. Right, yeah. Anyway, who are we on, Stans? Oh, we're on me. I think Stans... It's weird because we already made it on the show. It doesn't make a lot of sense.

Look. Zipper's trying a lot of sense. Look. Zipper's trying to do me dirty. I see him. He's moving me down. Every time we look away from the screen, I'm dropping a tear. Put Stan's away. Put him at the end.

We'll come back to him. Next is Mango. He'd be a terrible... Mango is a bad guy. I put Mango's in D. I love Mango. He's one of my favorite people Here's the thing about Mango He might be

The very top Of like When it comes to guests we've had on this show The person we are the most a fan of Right Deep down I'm like Mango could do anything He could come to my house and break my rare panned egg that I keep on display.

He has done things like this. And I'm still going to be like, put that fucking down air on shield that he faded back and then they grabbed and then he punished. And that hot, fucking hot, sexy, only mango juice that exists. That makes him immune from F tier. It also, that makes him immune from F tier. It also kind of makes him immune from D tier. But it makes it, but he is, look, he's not

gonna, I'm not putting him in a chair and he's just gonna bring up topics and talk about stuff or show up on time or anything. He's not gonna be helpful. I think mango is a C tier. Bottom of C. Replacement. I'm fine with that. But I don Mango is a C tier. Bottom of C. Replacement. I'm fine with that. But I don't like putting him bottom. I feel bad.

I don't want to put him next to Aiden Ross. He's next to Clint. Put him next to Clint. He'll be happy he's next to Clint. Yeah, that's true. He will say that. Yeah, that's exactly what he'll say. Clint's my boy.

That's good. Above Dr. K. Okay. Michael Reeves. I like Michael Reeves. I love Michael Reeves. He does have a little shine to him, huh? Yeah.

You know what I like about Michael Reeves? He's just so much fun to be around. You know when you meet a streamer for the second time, but it's been so long that, I don't know if you suffer from this because you're also like a streamer, but it's been so long that you just introduce yourself again. I introduce myself every time, no matter what. Well, you wouldn't do that with someone like someone that you're like, I know they know matter what well no you wouldn't do that with someone like uh like someone that you're like i know they know who i am like you wouldn't i don't know if anyone knows who i know what they're like like you wouldn't do that with like michelle car

you're right that's a person yeah like you'd be like no we did a whole thing we had a whole moment like i wouldn't do that if we had a moment yeah that'd be so so uh with michael reeves when i when i the second time i met him i just re reintroduced myself, and he was just like, dude, we've already met. I know you. And I was like, you know he's one of two people who've ever done that. Right, because you know that you've met certain people and they haven't remembered yet.

I had the same thing happen with him. The second time I met him, he came over. He said, don't fucking talk to me. So you said, Gaten more like you. And then he made a cool robot, and we all clapped. Yeah yeah and then the robot pissed on my leg because it was a dog and he he no he came over to give me a hug like the second time i met him and to me i think especially because like i know how like big michael reeves like if you if you think about the besides maybe, I guess Pokimane doesn't count anymore because she graduated. But he's probably the most well-known or recognizable person on offline TV.

Yes. Every video he posts gets like 20 million views. His viewership destroys everyone else on offline TV. But besides viewership, I think that he would bring ideas. Oh, yeah. He would come and do creative. Like, he would be like, I want to build a robot that makes you all, like, shocked from the penis up. And we'd be like, dude, yes.

Yeah, I'd love to get shocked through my penis. So, my cool is, I think he's A, oh, maybe S. I think he's S, too. I think he's S. Because I think not only does he come with ideas and it's cool, like, he's a good conversationalist. Have you seen him on, I've seen some of his uh episodes on as a guest on other podcasts he's always great he's always funny he always has some sort of interesting anecdote it usually has to do with some sort of like crazy shit he did like in high

school he also doesn't fuck with the the height ratio like we'll still all be like the tallest guys yes you know like it's like we're taller than we're all taller than you're the big guy. Yeah, no She's the tall guy not the big guy. Yeah, but a big guy is not just height. Yeah, but in a pinch You know I'm saying He's the guy that if we need to go through the crack of a door like flat Stanley We turn him sideways and he goes through to get the key We're outside of a club with FaZe Banks. And we need to find somebody.

I was with you until you put your hood up to try and look hard. Now I hate it. Okay, I like Michael A tier. But below Connor. Because he hasn't proven himself in the podcast viewership charts yet. Okay, okay. No, no, sorry. I said AMS.

Yeah, yeah. Below Connor for sure. Yeah. Ninja. Ninja. Ninja. Dude. Okay. I feel like you shouldn't be able to say Ninja. Yeah. Ninja. Ninja. Ninja. I feel like you shouldn't be able to say ninja. I actually think

he's borrowed a bee. What? Show your work. I'm a ninja fan. That's crazy. I wasn't until this most recent thing. He got drunk and he's talking shit about Stable Ronaldo. That's lame. I was actually a Tyler fan. Didn't he talk shit about Myth too? Yes, he did. Yeah. But when he talks shit, it's kind of cringe, right?

Because some people talk shit and I'm like, that's my goat. And some people talk shit and I'm like, ah, what is it? Can we distill that before we judge him? Can we distill what, why it's cringe? Ninja talks shit from a place of personal insecurity because he fell off. You think so? That's what it is? I know so.

You know so? Dude, have you seen the clips the clips of him doing that clips of him doing not really yeah he's just talking about like oh don't even like come in the chat you fell off like go back to playing fortnite it's like bro what are you doing you know what i mean it's like very it's almost like he's talking to his inner self interesting like he only attacks the things and other people that are attackable about him that's what dr k would say I'm kind of a therapizer.

Which is why I put him right next to Dr. K. Therapizer. Vaccine. Yo. Vaccine. Arthur's little sister. Do you think that part

of him falling off comes from him being vaccinated? Oh, definitely. Pull this thread. Shut up. Yeah. If this episode isn't demonetized already from

the beginning. Second booster. Fucking. I had to, when I fivered that news intro today. Was that really? How much was it? Can I ask?

No, you can't ask on a podcast. I don't know if you wanted to be like, I actually paid $500 for that. It was $175. Not bad. Because I was going to say it was really good. It was great. And I messaged her it. And then I also sent a second message that was like, this is satire.

I want you to know that I'm not making you say a weird. She's like Alex Jones. She reads the transcript and she's worried. It's like, am I part of the problem? I was like, I want you to know this is to prank our friend. This is not. This is satire. So funny.

It was like funny. I like it. Let's do it. And I'm like, yes, you just want $175. That's of course. Can I wait? We rank ninja yet. We. I like it. Let's do it. I'm like yes. You just want 175 dollars. That's course I can I wait we rank ninja yet. We've written to I think you're fucking smoking cock balls and penis brother I'm taking new data into account. I said bottom of C. I I'm down with bottom of C. No What is ninja provide you he's a fucking He's a He's the zany one Ninja

He's very zany He's a triple S streamer dude He's like Or a triple A streamer That's the term What is it? Triple A gamer? What's the term?

I don't know A core gamer No I'm forgetting Slime Fuck He's like He's like Nick A30 right?

It's like Yeah No Nick A30 rules Nick A30's S tier Oh crap I think it's just i'm looking at this tier and i'm like ninja's pencils were probably pretty unchewed in school and they were just what do you ever see those kids who just like doesn't have an oral fixation they're ate their pencils at school and they were just just you don't think he's a pencil

ross was eating his pencils got i was the best flag football player in my school energy. True. He's got. You don't think that gets us him into at least teeth-biting? At lunch, if you're like, yo, Ninja, can I get us a piece of your pizza from the lunch line? He's like, give me five bucks. You know what I mean? Like, that can't be RC.

I think top of D. Like if I ask, I show speak, I get some of your pizza. He's like, eat it all in two seconds. I think he fucks with you. And then like after a little bit, but then we chop it up. We eat some pizza. I think Ninja is D tier, but he's above Aiden Ross. Dream being below.

Because he's a gamer. If you're good at games that automatically I got respect for you. Right. Because that's your people. Is this, is this,, that automatically, I have respect for you. Because that's your people. Is this Northern Lion? This is Northern Lion. Are you kidding? No, I'm not kidding. He's like the other bald guy.

I don't watch Northern Lion. Northern Lion's interesting because he's in here for you to pitch to us because neither of us watch him. Oh, you don't watch Northern Lion. I don't know. I know that he exists and I know that he is

bald. Northern Lion is a great conversationalist. The thing about him, he averages 8,000 to 10,000 viewers playing mundane games, the kind of games that I like, like Super Auto Pets. 8,000 to 10,000 viewers? Yeah, he's huge. He's huge. He wasn't huge when I learned about him. Wow. Yeah, he's a... I mean, if he plays some

games, he'll get 6,000, but new games he'll get... Do you see that clip of him talking about us? I saw that. No, there's a clip of him talking about us? I saw that. No, there's a clip of him talking about you guys? Yeah, Zipper, can you Google Reddit Northern Lion Yard? It'll probably come up. Yeah, it was pretty funny. I didn't know he knew who we were.

Right, right, right. And I saw this clip and I was like, that's pretty funny. He's an extremely funny guy, and he's one of those, you ever notice how? So he keeps the conversation going oh that's good i like that he'll bring a lot of interesting things every single episode like so much that you would feel like you don't have to do anything i love that he he's a you know i love topic episodes is that when there's like a thing to do it's so easy to talk for hours you can do this forever but when you have to come and just be funny, it's a little harder. I like him.

This is the clip, yeah. Prezzo, are you here? This looks like a member of the yard. Would you buy or sell that take? Also, I think it might look like every member of the yard all at the same time. That's basically

the whole thing. I just stared at that guy and I was like, it really does look like all of us at the same time. I think he'd be a good guess. I've seen him talk a little bit. I found him from chess. Oh, interesting. That's not his best work.

I didn't like the chess content, so I stopped watching. But I hear so many good things and I like that quality in him. What are you getting naked for? It's a little warm in here compared to yesterday. The other day we were talking on podcast because we were making fun of Aiden for being shirtless

in the office a lot. And he was like, I'm just shirtless. And we're like, we're in an office. Right. Yeah, but it's not really about any other job you've ever had. From what I've heard, Aiden's the only one here most of the time. I'm here every day. Are you really? Now he is. Okay. Because I would say if you're the only one here, this is your domain.

Go shirtless king. But if there's other people here, you've got to keep the shirt on. And we have woman at the company. Not woman at office. With an A. Woman with an A. Not an E. You should go for woman with an E. Nowhere to be found. Let's make some improvements here. As soon as it turns into a regular

office. I'd like to put Northern Lion in A because I don't have the personal experience. Right, you guys don't know him I just don't know if you get to know him. He's easy estir Easy for this this pocket. Let's put them above amaranth I Like that right there Wait what you're saying we should switch them Zipper feels strongly about it for Zipper, you know what? Every time we look, he's moving people.

Hey, you know what, Zipper? This is the Zipper moment. Do what you think you should do with it. Do what you think's right. What? Oh, there's a Zipper. There's a Zipper. Okay.

Zipper replaces ex-member of the podcast. There's a couple things to talk about here. Can Zipper speak into a way that is accepted by my microphone? Zipper only knows zips. I think zipper would use the TikTok text-to-speech sound. Which is great comedic timing. That we'd be like, what do you think? He'd be like, oh, cause it's like a sad zip. Up or down. Yeah. Yeah. An up zip is obviously a happy zip and a down zip is obviously a sad zip. Right. But I think you could be happy with a down zip if you're like cranking it.

Show your work? Like if it's like oh remember that time we did that fun thing and you'd be like you know what I mean? Oh if he's cranking it. He's cranking it. Oh sorry I'm just sitting here jerking off I thought you were talking about if you're me not. Yeah zipper is a voyeur. I don't want you to crank it on the podcast.

But that would come with a reveal. It would come with a reveal, and then who's doing the hard work? And for all they know, they still think Zipper's one person. Which is funny. Oh, not the team back there. Or the whatever's back there.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's actually a Minecraft redstone contraption. It has a mind of its own. He loved that. Yeah, that was a big clap. Put zipper next to stance. We're going to come back to zipper.

See, you said put zipper next to stance. He immediately shot up to S because he thought. Well, it's just because S starts with S. Oh, I don't think so. I think he knows. All right. Ted Levision. Television. Ted Nivison for the audio listeners, I don't think so. I think he knows. All right. Ted Levision. Television.

Ted Nivison for the audio listeners who I pissed off just now. I'm thinking of putting Ted. Is he above or below Jay Shlatt? I think he's a little below as a podcast host. I think he's below. Ted does a lot of work, though. Ted's the me of Chuckle Sandwich Ted also is a better

Is a better host He sounds like a family guy character He does He brings a nice bass He's got a great Is it timbre? Is that the word? I think so

The voice Yeah He's got a great radio voice He's got the chops to podcast uh he's creative um i think he's pretty high i think he's a pretty high person i think he's very high in a tier but can we can we clickbait him you think between northern line and amaranth maybe or do we no no but he's he might be above jay schlatt because he's right right above jay schlatt and he's a better host you said it how does episode do can we look at

his episode yeah let's put some data let's get some data into this i feel like we're just saying anecdotal bullshit right like what liberals do when they talk about data guy let's be you look like a data guy yeah i'm a data, except when it runs against my conservative values. And then I accept those over the data. Then you're a God guy. You love that. Exactly. And then my data is in God.

My data is in prayer. Right. Because that's the best data you can have. You don't account for the prayer data. Yeah, I forgot about the prayer data. That's my fault. I was on a plane in, let's see, Ted Niviston. Where is it?

It's early. It's like episode 17. It's the one with the knife, right it? It's early it's like episode 17 right? I want to say it's episode 17 oh no he wasn't in that one. 14 no I'm wrong. Wow that's pretty low 750,000? well look at his peers look at his peers it's going to be so much harder to find if you sort by popular

no 700k? okay right there. So Jay Schleit is right above Ted. So go scroll down. Right, four videos higher, yeah. Which is pretty good. So maybe we should put him four lower. Did we do?

We should put him literally where he is on our page. Right. Yeah, so put Ted four lower than Jay Schleit. Because that's what data, because we're data. We're data driven. I'm data driven. We're data driven.

Fact first podcasters. Fact first accounting for prayer data. Don't care about your feelings, that's for sure. Right under Drew Gooden. Love that. Between him and Caleb. Caleb's too low.

We'll come back to that. All right. Nut. Have you met Nut yet? I have not. Do you know the story of Nut? Nope. So Nut. we'll come back to that alright Nut have you met Nut yet? I have not so do you know the story of Nut? nope so Nut

this is the guy that was on the show the YouTube show that Ludwig went to school with is that that guy? yeah he was Ludwig's roommate in college okay but also kind of not that's more for the title

but they knew each other in college oh but they weren't roommates? they were on the improv team he lied for content? he lied for content wow yeah first time yeah

Nut's a badass guest really? Nut's funny that was a great guest he was a great guest it was his episode performed really well he's if you consider the fact that he is not somebody that people like immediately know if you look at his uh episodes views it's like crazy but it's because he's just he he popped off perfectly in this environment you know what's interesting about nut though he's got kind of that dax flame is he a character is he not element not that strong like he's not like dax flame where it's like i can't tell it's like there is a real person that shines through with him for sure because you can ask him a real question about his life and he answers with the real answer but he's got a little bit of

that element of like are you doing are you being nut or are you being cam and i think that you know could we do that forever none of us have that on the show does it run out of gas like eventually he's when he's cam who is he we don't really know cam i don't know if cam is actually afraid of big waves it's what you know well no he likes big waves oh he loves big waves. Well, no, he likes big waves. Oh, he loves big waves. He thinks big waves are really cool. Like in the ocean. No, like particularly out of the ocean. Big catastrophic tsunami waves. He watches that YouTube video of the tsunami

where it pulls out and he goes, oh, I fucking love this. Yeah, but actually. But I don't know if that's Cam or not. Actually, with that scenario, I understand what he's talking about. Yeah. I think I'd like to put Cam at the top of the B tier.

That seems insane, but I don't know the man. Maybe. He's got to go below LP. But he did it. No, but he's. I like him a lot. No, he just had a magical ep. I see.

Okay. Okay. You know what? Putting him above Anthony Padilla is a fucking honor. So I'm not going to feel bad about this anymore. Okay. Because that guy made Smosh. That's true.

Point Crow. Point Crow. Point Crow once said that he would be better than me at Foursquare and was embarrassingly wrong. Really? Yes. You guys played Foursquare? We played it out. And he's okay.

He's fine right he's not on the olympic american team right he wasn't even close to better than you is what you're saying him and abby bagel stepped up to the plate like they were gonna be all-stars right and they were humbled but i think a lot of that is just you've seen dodgeball trying to make friends yeah yeah so we are uh the average joes um and the and the Australians are like the rich Megalogy And they're like the teams that are in the background It's like dodgeball player number four extra is eliminated like that's there I get hit in the face with a dodgeball and like it falls over and people laugh and if you are somewhat good at foursquare

I respect you. You're immune to F&D. I think and falls over and people laugh. And if you are somewhat good at Foursquare, I respect you. You're immune to F and D, I think. Because it says something about you. But, Point Crow as a guest, do you think he's too, Aiden, do you think he's too content brain?

Yeah, I feel like all the, his skill sets feel very YouTube video-y and less podcasting. He brings, he brings great energy. I feel like he thrives less in this environment. Like podcasting is, are the chains that shackle his creativity rather than. He doesn't know how to budget.

I've learned that from talking to him. He also doesn't know how to budget. I think Point Crow is, and this is the reason why I like him so much when we vibe, the opposite of me. Like the exact opposite. Like he's, what do you mean?

Like he is like that polished content. You know what I mean? Like he wants to have the idea. He wants to do the thing of me. Like the exact opposite. Like he's, what do you mean? Like he is like that polished content, you know what I mean? Like he wants to have the idea, he wants to do the thing, he wants this. So if he's the opposite of you and you think you're S tier,

where do you think he is? F tier, with courage. I love Point Crow. I agree, I don't know if this is environment. What's funnier, Point Crow and Courage and F

or just Courage and F? Just Courage and F. Just Courage. But he's not D tier. He's funny your point crow and courage enough or just courage But he's not detail not D. I think he's I think he's high seat here. Oh I think that point crow is below. Oh Interesting, but he's next to me speed. Maybe I think speed is great. I think you guys underrated speed I think maybe bottom beat we put a subway we bump speed up. Yes. I said that I said s tier It's a song to know my son's not too low. We put a song? Should we bump speed up? Yes. I said that. I said S tier. Is a song too low? No, a song's not too low. Can we put a song at the top of C?

We put maybe speed bottom B? Yes, at least. What? Really think about it. Yeah, if we really think about it. Really think about it on a tier list where they got abducted to go to an Epstein-like island. Really think about it, bro. Really think about it.

Let's really think about it. They're getting getting milked our backs are against the wall. We need Jen alpha He's screaming for the support of He's getting milked so good Logan Paul's behind him dude Yeah, fuck it put him in be I don't care fucking whatever fuck it And then point crow is Tyler one in a we have touched it He's gonna be so sad that we put him at C tier. Oh boy girl. Yeah, I think bottom of B tier is also good Let's put him boost with bottom of B. I Like but it makes me feel better Pokey main

Pokey main I don't think knows our names ah no um no like definitely not which is funny i think you know what's funny is i i i had a sort of short exercise in this because i think she um she's as described to me by ludwig a little bit is kind of just out there living her best life yes doesn't have to is it doesn't have to stick it out in the trenches of the streaming community really anymore not anymore it doesn't show up to like that much stuff i would say right um and i've only seen her at one event unlike all these other streamers the only time i've met her uh was uh besides streamer awards was at chess boxing and i actually met her there right and she didn't know my name but she knew that i worked and was friends with ludwig right so she's she's vaguely familiar and i feel like she's she's

you know respectful in that regard her life has moved on but she's respectful i think i feel like she's just she's maybe above it all and not in a not in a way where she doesn't give us credit and it's like you know she doesn't need our podcast she would not be on you know she wouldn't be it would not add value to her life so she would refuse which makes me want her on the pod more right that makes her value because now she's like oh she's like bad boy yes we get all the pokemon fans yep and she can fucking talk bro she talks for hours on stream and I love

she has good takes on drama she's got pokey opinions she hit Immortal and Valorant once she's actually

kind of nasty yeah me either I love it to eat Pokemon actually she's already

had two and Woman on Show Woman on Show is good two good podcasts already that she's been on I feel like she was like on a lot of the higher performing offline TV episodes and then she also

that podcast with Mizkib she did for a while put her next to Hasan that's such a dive we just had her in A Hasan's a podcaster. Yeah. On a similar show.

Albeit a stinkier, dustier show. I could steal our fucking set. A nice Patreon. Looks a lot like our Patreon. Why is all the text and wording the exact same? There's nothing wrong with the copy paste. Someone on the Reddit said it's not hello my baby, hello my darling. It's hello my honey.

Yeah. Hello my baby. Hello my darling. Hello my ragtime. Ragtime? I thought it was darling, but they were saying it's a Berenstain thing. Oh, it might be. What's the name of that?

Is that Mandela effect? That's Mandela effect, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't fucking know. That's all I got. I know everything to this point. The Berenstain thing is a Mandela Effect? That's Mandela Effect, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't fucking know. That's all I got. I know everything to this point. The Berenstain thing is a Mandela Effect thing. Yes.

Yes, that's true. But I'm just saying, I can't help you anymore. I'm on my phone now. You guys figure out what I brought up, and I'm going to be on my phone now. Well, okay. Top of C. I'll take that. Cutie Cinderella.

How many names do we got here? Because I'm going to piss my pants. You're going to piss your pants? We're almost done. We have one more line. Hello, my baby. to piss my pants. You're going to piss your pants? We're almost done. We have one more line. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal.

Whoa. It's not darling. That's crazy. Because someone on the subreddit was like, why does Nick say hello, my darling? Yeah, I saw that. And all these people were like, wait, I remember it as darling.

He did it as darling. Dude, it's Mandela. That's crazy. Zipper also. That's crazy. I also thought it was darling. Why do we all know that? That's from like a Looney Tunes episode, right? Hey, Stans, go to the fucking house for the immersion. Dude. We actually just include that part.

Nobody cares about the immersion. We can include that part because it's relevant. Nobody cares. We had to cut for just a moment cuz uh Dan's had to pee and you know Hey, it's Stan. You know what they make me do when I need to pee Use pee in the room. I pee after pee on the set. They don't make you. No they do. No but the first time you peed on the wall I heard it was just cuz you thought it was me. We weren't even doing a podcast. That's different. That we no that was hey let's get i used to really like you now i just kind of like you that's more mean than dislike you now yeah i prepped that pee bit so much okay

who's next how much water i drank it was crystal clear pee so the third and final member of the fear and podcast so a couple great things going for her right now woman on show yes that's big um ludwig's dead so the energy she brings might be off right she'll be dead or is he just continuously the first episodes the first few episodes with cutie are gonna be tough because he's dead he's like he's it's like you're getting milked so it's like you may as well be dead

which isn't as bad as like Derser Swift dying yeah but it's definitely bad but it's close right

it's up there well I guess I guess we should is he dead well we don't know he's dead I guess he could be dead he's currently being milked

she's probably distressed yeah because he's on the island that's tough so are we and if he wants to Because he's on the island. That's tough. So are we... And if he wants to be, he's implicated. Are we rating Cutie objectively,

or is it in our universe of our friends are missing? That's two different Cuties. Sans, you decide. As a new member of the podcast, you decide. In the universe. In the universe.

That's tough. That bumps her down. Oh. Not that low, but it definitely... No, I don't think she's 80. At worst, she's 80. She's not... I can't even grieving she's a multi-podcaster she saved fear and she's got shops yeah and i think that she's one of the only women on this list that i feel like we could

maintain our grime level oh and she would mesh really well oh yeah and so you know theoretically she'd be above amaranth she'd have a bunch of ideas of what we could do but post milked ludwig small leak we're working on a little some some right now and i messaged cutie about this in uh because about dates and then even within the small span of that conversation she had a bunch of good suggestions and cutie's not even a part of our podcast right now. Right, right. She was just giving you the sauce. Yeah.

And she was already dripping the sauce into my DMs. Right. Don't say it like that. Dripping the sauce. I think Cutie is the queen of the B tier, assuming she will be incredibly stressed from Ludwig's milking. Seeing her next to Nut makes me feel like this is a farce. Nut's great. Nut was one of our best episodes. You have to keep Ludwig's milking. Seeing her next to Nut makes me feel like this is a farce. Nut's great.

You have to keep Ludwig, it's like can you really bring your hundred percent when your boyfriend is trapped on the island getting milked? I think Ludwig's having a great time. Is that crazy to say? You think? You know what? And it looked good. What if she would be like stoked that Ludwig's gone? Like what if we're just assuming she'd be stressed but she'd kind of be like

finally. But she's free of the old ball and chain. Yeah. And she's seen every single episode of The Yard self-proclaimed. Oh wow.

Including Patreon. So she would just jump right in. She's the best background. Yeah. And her Wine About It episode kind of killed. I would say S tier.

I want to go on weed about it everybody's fighting everybody's fighting for weed about it privileges i love it i'm trying to put her top it's tough it's tough because she's between will and she's stressed she's gonna be she's gonna be b if she's if she's on her game she's gonna be above tyler one below your friend okay it'll be she'll like it'll be funny when she finds out she's on our game she's gonna be above tyler one below your friend okay it'll be she'll like it'll be funny when she finds out she's below will is on a successful podcast of his own just to be clear yeah caleb is nick's friend yeah yeah no he's fine with that um excuse me i'm putting him a d but dude he would be just so incoherent and awesome. It would be.

The problem is XQC at his peak is so fucking funny. He's really funny. He's unbelievably funny. The highs are you see it. You understand. But the problem is we're at the lows so often, which is him just not being here. He is clearly the owner of the C tier.

Clearly. I would rather have a poker. Guys are bangers. Did we talk about how he didn't show up to Juice? Are we allowed to talk about that? About how he slept in? I'm down to talk about it. Oh, yeah, multiple times.

Yeah. I picked him up. Atrioc had to pick him up. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane that Atrioc had to go into the house to wake him up to get him to go to his show. And you want him on the podcast we get podcast with him for like eight hours and he wouldn't even know oh yeah that would be a short

pod that would be like he'd be like guys guys guys keep going yeah and he'd be on all our patreon stuff ct is actually i got to drive him to juiced a couple times uh and he's a good conversationalist i put him right under Hasan. I cannot in good conscience put him above Clint and Hasan. No, you're under Hasan. No, no, we gotta keep Mang0 and Clint together. We gotta keep Mang0 next to Clint. Okay, yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

This is good, I feel good about this. Yeah, yeah, that's good. You know what? See, I'm beginning to realize that C tier is pretty much all people that we think would be good, but we just don't think would show up. Yeah. C is the absentee tier. Yeah T-tier yeah and healthy gamer Healthy gamer and bloody teeth

Can you rename the tier? Can you rename it absent father? Yeah, cuz it's like we want them to be our father, but they're not home They're not here. They went out for cigarettes ten years ago yeah um i think we keep it above d still and then b tier no we'll name the tears at the end uh go go go down i think b tier is the contentious i love soda soda is also an absent father tier i don't think he would give a shit yeah put soda above point grow that no that's sorry that's wrong tier put soda above dr k oh nago's gonna love where he's at he's between soda and clint yeah he's gonna be real happy about that here um actually dude it's loki hot to be in this is that is that aiden come on that's you dude that's you look like

archie do this you look like a is that a real photo that's what, it's dude. You worst pictures. We ever take you eat tree trunk look like You're on the grandma cut your hair. I know wait alternate skin Aiden. I found it. Oh wait, but it is real photo It is a real photo of me. That's me at HTC throwdown Okay, no Aiden's not on the list cuz they didn't still on the show so Aiden's not on the list But it makes a courage put me next to Stance at the bottom. Or put me next. Shroud?

It'd be a different show. D tier. I don't think, yeah. I don't think Shroud would want to be here or be interested in being here. He just wants to play games. Yeah. I'd put him above Ninja. But Ninja would be better at podcasting. He would. Ninja would be better at podcasting.

He would. Ninja would be better at podcasting. Snoop Dogg. Streamer. He's the king of B-tier. I mean, you already bring the chill-ass vibes. He would definitely make me less of a chill-viber. I'd look pretty high-strung next to Snoop D-O-double-G. Yeah.

Um, but we I don't feel great about putting Snoop Dogg in the absent father tier. Now you guys don't like that you've put him there. He's top of B tier. Let's put him in S tier. I think you know what? I've seen Snoop on

podcasts and he always it's funny because as somebody who presents as like so laid back and chill all the time he has a really really cool way of telling stories like he's always and and he's just lived an extraordinary life right so he always has some like sick anecdote to bust out oh no we no. No, no, no. Oh, he knows. Snoop Dogg, King of B-Tier. I like that.

Yeah, I think it's perfect. Next to not two rappers. Oh. Squeaks. Bazinga. Squeaks is A-Tier for sure. Squeaks was great. He meshed perfectly.

When we ended the podcast, I immediately said, not to him, but to them privately, I think that was our best guest in terms of performance. Oh, wow. I think it was the best guest we've ever had in terms of bouncing off of the person in back. Right. It was just, we could have gone for two more hours. Squeaks is A tier.

I would like to put Squeaks above Jay Schlatt. Yeah. That's high up on the list. Maybe above Carl. I can see it. Put him above Carl, I think. And just below Will. Because he's bald. True. And that has to count

against him because of ACAB. Stavros. Stavros. Do you know Stav? I've seen funny clips on TikTok. So Stavros Stavros Do you know Stav? I've seen funny clips on TikTok So Stavros was one of my favorite episodes It's so funny because I think the Stav episode Might still be my favorite episode But it's also one of the most hated

Really? By fans It's the most polarizing People either love it or really hate it Most polarizing episode Because his style of comedy Can be a little abrasive. We're somehow going to make eating pussy the punchline.

Right. Or sucking penis the punchline. And then he laughs really loud, which I love him for. He laughs really loud, which is good for a podcast. Stav sent us cookies that him and his mom made together for Christmas, and he does it every year. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. And then he sent us a nudie calendar of him. Yeah. Yeah, tasteful. Full cock and ball? No, covered. No, it's tasteful. Tasteful. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And then he sent us a nudie calendar. Yep. Of him. Yeah. Yeah. Tasteful. Full cock and ball? No. Covered.

No. It's tasteful. Tasteful. Yeah. Stavros. Man. But he already kind of did the Comptown thing. You think he's over it?

But he does podcasts now though. No. He's already doing podcasts now. But he wants to be the host. Yeah.

That's fine. He wouldn't be a good. I don't think he would be a good the host of the Yard podcast. I think he's seasoned. He is very seasoned. He wouldn't be a good. I don't think he would be a good the host of the Yard podcast. I think he's seasoned. He is very seasoned. He's definitely a high tier.

Stavros goes in. I cannot include him. He goes in B because I want him, but the fans don't want him. That's true. That's fair. That's fair. He doesn't help us with the fans.

Put him above nut. I'm not putting him below Logan Paul. Put him above nut. I can't believe Logan Paul and Stavber are in the same tier right now. Summoning Assault. I thought this would come earlier. In the tier list, it's fun. It's weirder at the end.

It is a little weirder at the end. You want my fucking... You want me to shoot it straight, dude? Dude, every Summoning Assault video is the fucking same, dude. It is so... i stopped watching this video one dimensional daniel oh that's crazy you're saying all of history is the same just because you're seeing recurring themes that is the struggle and trials and tribulations and then and then he did the cut fast. World War II, we already had a World War I, dude.

Are you kidding me? He's not the same. You're PC, you're Mac. It doesn't have to do with the content. It's not, you can make what he, you can absolutely tell the stories of what he is talking about in a compelling and interesting way.

But his formula has been cut and paste for so long. I do think the quality of his editing has gotten a little better. Actually, that's one of my favorite parts. Love the intro. Right. It makes me feel like I'm

at home. Almost makes me feel like, oh, maybe this one will be different. The Yard podcast ran for about two and a half years until two of their members were milked for their

vaccines. What a dance. I think unless you are really interested, this is after watching him for a long time the formula just got really stale and i only watch the videos now if it's about a game i am like uniquely interested in whereas like i think before i used to watch them all right new somebody but the formula ran dry really quick he used it if you watch a 30 minute watch watch like four 30 minutes somebody saw videos back to back and then listen to how many times he said,

he uses the same phrases and words within the same video over and over and over again. That's not, it's not comforting. It's bad writing. It's bad writing. This is what Anthony would tell you. This is bad fucking script writing. This is even, I know that as somebody who went to a college, as I went to a college English class and I learned that you cannot use the same fucking sentence templates over and over again when you write you feel i know he feels so passionate about something i literally i tuned out for like a minute it was crazy he feels so passionate i feel like and and maybe you know

what you get your one time you place him thank you thank you he would be he would be and also also he doesn't you know has there been a face do we know what summoning salt looks like when you come on the show i have no idea one probably that's what it looks like yeah i'll put it can you google summoning salt face reveal i'm putting him in the top of d uh top of d it's gonna look so funny cause like anyway move on somebody saw D Aiden signed off

um oh and we're we're at the end the big three so uh man so now looking at so now we

we ignore Aiden and Zipper and now we just we just decide where does Stans go in this list objectively objectively Aiden

he's not in this decision it's me and you in a world where Ludwig andively, Aiden. He's not in this decision. It's me and you. Aiden, our best friends are being sucked and fucked. And they probably have COVID because they're not vaccinated anymore. And we're going to save them? No, you're not. You're famously not. You said four times we're going to save them.

We're not saving them. You're replacing them. That's the line you told me to say. I know you're right, but you can't tune in. Where does Stans exist on this list? I think he's right above Tyler1. Oh. Oh, that tracks. Next to Cutie Cinderella, but under Cutie Cinderella.

Yeah, I think that tracks really well. And I didn't want to have to break it to you this way, but because you're on the ranking, it means you're off the show. It was a good run. Because he's only in consideration for the show now. Right, and you're going to go to C-Dawg and Michael Reeves and then Wilneff and Squeaks.

We're going to approach these people one at a time to get them to come on our show instead. And so I need to pray for all of them except two or all of them except one because one of them can take a spot.

We have a really important thing to decide now. OK. That we're at the end of the episode. We're trying to replace one person.

Well, I guess you're off. You're back on. I'm back. We're trying to replace one person, but we have two in the S2. Oh, if we had to pick.

So who are we picking to be on the yard? My vote is in my head, and we're going to say them all at the same time. You guys ready? As the three members of the yard podcast. As the three members of the yard podcast. As the three members of the yard podcast. Picking our fourth member.

With equal shares in the company as established as of today. As of today. And it's impossible to tie. The three members of the Yard podcast. Picking our fourth member. With equal shares in the company as established as of today on the corporate agreement document. So this is perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Three, two, one. Michael Reeves.

What'd you say? Connor. Two Connors and a Michael Reeves. I'm not voting. Connor holds a special place in my heart. Guys, we can't get him. We... We can't get Connor?

We've been making it together. We can steal him from the other podcast he's on. We can get Michael. We can get... We can get Michael. We can't get Connor? We've been naked together. We can steal him from the other podcast he's on. We can get Michael. We can get Michael. We can't get Connor. We can't. Well, Connor doesn't live here. No.

And he has a bigger podcast. And he's a bigger podcast. But he can do like the VTuber thing. Is it a cooler podcast? Imagine VTuber Connor is like a member. No, it's not cool. They talk about anime. Of course ours is cooler, but they're more famous.

They're more famous. Dude. They're more famous. You guys are smoking for not picking Michael. I wasn't thinking about the practicality of it. I was just thinking about how We have to do a show! They're dead, Aiden! C-Dog's sweet, sweet

voice. You ever think about that? Were you thinking about that at all? Remember when he read the longest Welsh town? What do I have to do to get into the Michael side? You actually might have sold me with he lives in this city. That's big. You were outvoted.

LA traffic. And that is democracy. And a Michael Reeves. Welcome to the yard podcast. Can't wait to have you hang out, Michael. It's going to be a great time. You were nice to me a couple of times. Michael wins the who would like to be on the yard podcast a relatively sized podcast

nominated for a streamy award oh I saw Ludwig's face I'm gonna hey everyone thanks for watching the yard sorry the other guys couldn't be here like you saw they're on they're on covet island and uh stands promote one thing uh i'll do the hot ones thing uh this camera this camera this camera uh anything you want you like you hate it you gotta rate it what do you want to say what the fuck did that mean that was like four shows okay

got it got it uh i stream on twitch twitch.tv slash Stans. That's all I care about. That's it? That's all I care about. You got Stans, though? Not even the YouTube channel. No, Bill Feigl and I work at a company called Offbrand.

Send us clients. Right. If you want to see us dig into Stans' psyche for about an hour, watch the premium episode. It is weird to do this after that.

If you hated this podcast, guess what? We have a premium episode where we talk to him for another hour, uh, because they still have COVID in that one. So,

Hey everyone, thanks for watching the pod. And until next time.