The Yard - Ep. 119 - Ludwig got scammed. Again.

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

This week, the boys talk about going to Las Vegas for Twitchcon, attending The Big House 11, and how Aiden met a 23-year-old dad on valorant who had some advice... 00:00:15 - slime as a hair in his drink 00:01:46 - racist rap battle league 00:03:03 - the french... 00:04:35 - welcome to episode 100! 00:05:11 - stop running the yard bits in real life 00:05:44 - slime sent a sweet message in the group chat 00:06:55 - editor sleep schedule 00:07:51 - thanks guys 00:09:32 - ludwigs tts has become slime 00:11:14 - suika game 00:12:18 - armenian rockstars  00:16:41 - aiden loves surfs up OST  00:18:20 - The Big House 11 00:19:12 - slime's interactions at the tournament 00:19:45 - "Hey! Could you ask slime to unblock me?" 00:20:41 - the guys love the podcast 00:22:03 - nick & ludwig went to twitchcon 00:23:14 - american pete 00:25:39 - aiden wants to go to vegas  00:26:32 - ludwig put it all in blackjack 00:28:23 - will neff fell 10 stories in an elevator 00:33:09 - why this twitchcon was better 00:34:45 - the casino strike 00:35:23 - "regal" 00:36:35 - people thougt nick was aiden 00:37:01 - nick has an awkward fan interaction 00:39:56 - ludwig has a very wholesome interaction 00:43:14 - what aiden did this weekend 00:44:00 - Factor! 00:45:57 - aiden met a toxic 23-year-old dad in valorant 00:54:01 - the best, middle, worst part of our weekends 00:54:19 - ludwig meeting the creator he coached 00:58:05 - nicks table was his best time at twitchcon 01:00:39 - nick fumbles waving to kyedae 01:02:41 - ludwig smokes a menthol 01:04:01 - joshman is arriving! 01:05:11 - hbox runs aiden 01:06:14 - joshman is great  01:07:32 - slimes worst part of his weekend 01:08:57 - ludwig got scammed out of $10,000 01:17:16 - youtuber records himself committing crimes in japan 01:25:49 - nick broke ANOTHER chair 01:28:04 - aidens weekend 01:30:24 - thanks for watching

there's a hair in it in it yeah i can't pull it out because it's stuck between the lid there's a hair inside my shit no look there's on the side it's stuck between the rim. I mean it's definitely touching the coffee But it's not in the coffee. Oh like a trap between the lid and the- I see it! Well, it's not mine Yeah That just happened That uh, we know

It looks like a spider leg It actually just- What? It just broke. Why does it look like a spider? So it's stuck in there forever, and if you ever open it, it'll go in all the way? Yeah It actually just broke. What? It just broke. It's just a black hair. Does it look like a spider? So it's stuck in there forever, and if you ever open it, it'll go in all the way? Yeah. But she was cute, so it's fine.

Did she look like she was too pretty to work there? No, because pretty girls work at Starbucks all the time. Yeah. It's where pretty girls go to die. And none of them should be working there. It's actually where they go to be born. Pretty girls spawn at Starbucks. Or yeah, it's like, you know, GTA spot.

Yeah, they spawn at Starbucks just working an eight-hour shift. Their first quest is being nice to me. Where do ugly girls... They always pass. They always pass. It's always really nice to me. Where do ugly girls spawn?

Where do they spawn? At your house. I was going to say your mother's house. Yeah, we can't say any of these. At my house. Because we know all these people. That's the same thing you're saying. It's like saying your mom, you know?

It's like, who's at my house? It's like, no. I don't know. You fucked up. Look, cutie's lovely and beautiful, and I didn't mean it about her. Let's move past that. I like how it's like the only time you get Nick to stop being like, nah, as you fucking know.

It's what he's mean to women. Yeah. Which he does often. But I won't stop, though. Well, you did. You did. You stopped. Is what he's mean to women. Yeah. Which he does often. But I won't stop, though. Well, you did. You did. You stopped.

You know what me and Aiden were talking about before the podcast? Was a hypothetical of racist rap battle league. Oh. Like a competition. LA's most racist battle league. What I pictured in my head was like American Idol, but for Canadians, Canada's most racist guy. Yeah. Yeah. We're in Canada's most racist rapper,

Aiden McKay. We're going city to city and putting on auditions to find Canada's most racist man. He gets like real, real racist. Like, like in community.

It's like when, what is it? Pierce's dad. It's like typical Welsh, Welsh thinking. It's like, whoa, this guy's the obit of racism. Imagine you're really into like, yo, this guy's Polish.

You got like multi-syllabic, cerebral, but like extremely racist bars. Yeah. Everyone's like, I mean, it's impressive. I can't like... He is the best. He is the best. Deep cut Euro racist in the US becomes mildly impressive because you bust out all these like Eastern European like niche things that nobody even knows what you're talking about.

The French are a pipeline to that. Oh. Are you racist against Eastern Europeans? I'm saying people are commonly racist against the French and that's level one. That's different. And then they just keep moving down. That's different. Because everybody's collectively agreed that that's fine. The That's different. And then they just keep moving down. That's different.

No, because everybody's collectively agreed that that's fine. The whole world has- That's why it's the gay one. We have joined hands- No, not the whole world. Across the world to say, oh, and make fun of you. Can you guys do me a favor? Give me three French stereotypes.

Stereotypes? Yeah, just class it off the top. Stinky. Come on. Secularism. Needlessly secular. What are we? Butt snail.

Sorry. Butt snails? Needlessly secular. And the buttedlessly secular. What a weird- Butt snail. Sorry. Butt snails? Is that one? Needlessly secular. And the butt snails. That's not like- I want the church and the state to be the same.

This is all like a common one. I want the church and the state to be one. You're supposed to say they- Establishment-tarry-ism. You're supposed to say they surrender, they're stinky. Surrender stinky. Not needlessly sexual. Oh, and women can't wear hijabs at beaches.

Oh, that's you, dude. That's you, dude. Is that how you like that? That's how you, dude. Is that how you like that? That's how you like that. I wanted to bring up how the French are actually the highest winning country in war. Winning? Yeah.

I mean, if, yeah, you just click Allied Victory on the StarCraft screen, and it's like your teammate does all the work. Yeah, like sometimes I team with top 100 players, and I win doubles, you know? Like Nick. Yeah.

Oh, come on, bro. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? He earns his keep. Oh, does he? I think so. I get to speak to our Polish right now. Huh?

If you teamed with Mango, you wouldn't win a local, bro. We'd have fun. Start the race. Sorry, I want to go. Let's go back to the French racism. Hello, welcome back to the yard. Episode 100. 100, we did it.

100 episodes. Finally, we made it. It's almost late. We all want to move past it. Yes, I don't want to harp on it, but you're about to say the line. Say the line, Bart. Uh... I'll say the line...

after I've had my coffee. That's a good one. I did, I was a little late. You know why? It's cause I was uh... I was busy. It's cause there was a pretty lady that showed up and she went home and home and home and home and home and home. Oh woo! Sorry, uh...

Coffee? What the fuck is this? were swimming home and home and home. Sorry. Do you have Discord? What the fuck is this? God forbid me for loving women. Sorry. Oh, also, dude, some people in the Discord foolishly admitted, which you shouldn't do, that they took our advice last week on the podcast when we said, hey everyone, call your girlfriend up and tell them that you'll never cheat on them. No, this is good. I actually thought about this a long time.

This is a good thing. Because it's kind of like, it's like, hey, all the dumb people in the world, there's candy inside of your gun. You should go check. And then they just like, you know. And then we have, well, we need some people. We need some people to row the boats.

How you doing, man? Slime sent the sweetest little message this morning. Oh, he reads the fucking group chat for once. Yeah, I did. That's why I knew it was at 11. Anyway. What's going on today, guys? Hold on.

I'm saying deep breath. Let's all really quick together. One, two, three. I ran Jake's pockets in the parking lot just now. How? I took a video. I opened his car door and I reached into his pockets in the parking lot just now. How? I took a video. I opened his car door and I reached into his pockets and I took his AirPods. Oh, shit.

You pocket checked them? Yeah, bro. I said, these are mine now. Yeah. Matus. You robbed them. Yeah. That picture you sent of him is very funny.

Which one? We stanced up. He just says pussy. And he's just in Radset's backyard. Oh, my God. It was big. You sent a sweet little message. You're like, I'm excited to pod. Not because of podcasts, but to see my friends.

I did say that. Is that what you feel like this is? Today I do. I mean, usually it is because you never fucking call me up anymore for sweet love and sweet hangs. You're always fucking busy and stupid. Where do you hang out? Aiden is here. I can hang out with Aiden anytime I want he

just kind of stands here with a fucking exclamation point over his head I am also here yeah you're always downstairs fucking pulling your pud and shit just pud pulling just gooning yeah but I want like I'm not down for like friends you and polite goon all day no we have different time zones it's hard we want to play together but he comes in at 3 a.m. and I'm usually out by then. He's on a weird-ass schedule. Polite goons at just hours. No one should ever goon at. You know Polite's sleep schedule?

Yeah, it's like 3 to 5 p.m. I love when Polite comes to the office at like 5 p.m. and he's like, hey, man, just woke up. Yeah. He's just a little vampire. He's been on this for like four years. A little gooning vampire. Is that better for you?

Do you think that's better for business that he has a sleep schedule? I'm not like some fucking 1920s era CEO. I'm like, keep this. Between your two editors, you got two shifts covered. You got the day shift and the night shift. But it's not like they tag it off. They have their different projects. Pauline, start working Graveyard. That's how you got started on it. Pauline, here's and the night shift. But it's not like they tag it off. Paul, I start working graveyard.

Paul, here's your daily. Let's get it together. And then you clock out at 7am. What if it doesn't shut off and no one gets overtime? You're basically saying all the advantage of Archie, but putting him in US. I want to work Archie to the bones. And Archie's British, so you got that one. I want to work him to

his yellow bones. I know we don't. I want to work him to his yellow bones I know we don't It's gotta be true right It's gotta be true right His yellow British bones The British people don't have white bones either Yeah

Cause teeth are bones And they're crooked and they have less of them I think isn't aren't everybody's bones yellow They don't have bone doctors What are you talking about Your bones aren't everybody's bones yellow? They don't have bone doctors. What? What are you talking about? Your bones aren't white. Have you ever broken a bone?

Bones are white. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The white dog's been chewing on all these years. If he had broken a bone, why would that be different? Because it comes out. And you can clearly see it. If he broke it so bad that he's like, oh, wow, it is white. And then there's the juice inside.

When alive, bones are white, yellow, red. Well, that's, and then they use tildes. I don't trust Google anymore. Why why bones look like composite cables? Yeah? This is correct. You don't know Just like you just aren't supposed to be almost like I don't trust Google anymore. We're not supposed to trust it Aiden We don't trust Google. We don't trust the internet because all the robots have taken it over duck duck go We don't trust the internet because all the robots have taken it over. Except for DuckDuckGo. What is, what are you talking about? DuckDuckGo is an indie search engine that, it's like Signal.

Oh, with the little, with the little duck search engine. Well, actually it is kind of like Signal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Signal. Wait, is that? Oh, never mind. Yeah. That's cool.

It's like Bing. No. Nope. Nope. Wrong. Stupid. Sighs. I was thinking that, you know that you don't like that.

We hit a brick wall and you were like touch, touch, touch. I was just thinking. You wanted my attention. You just said we don't hang out a lot, but I feel like we hang out all the time because my chat has co-opted every fucking saying that you have and then they put it into TTS on a rotating schedule.

It is funny when like Shrek's voice comes up and it's saying dub in dub in. It's even, I know you've said this last week. I know but it hasn't stopped. Okay, so you think it's cool to say it again? Like what's the news? What's the update Ludwig? I run you.

I think you do. It's a problem. It is. It's literally like it's just a bunch of minions who keep saying I'm sun setting, and then I got bracelets that say Dubbin, Dubbin. Oh my god. If it hasn't already started, you're most certainly going to get some that say that all your chatters are going to be running you as of this week.

Who made you the bracelet that said like Lil Dubbin Cumboi or whatever? Lil Cumboi Dubbin? Yeah. Who made that? It was like two girls came up and one had a little Comeboy bracelet for me. God. And then the person who originally donated Little Comeboy came up and they're like

oh, I donated that. Oh, the Hasan voice one? Yeah, I guess. Little Pussy Comeboy? Yeah. That's your favorite song? I do love the fart sound. Yeah, yeah. That's good. So your life is kind of a miserable nightmare of my creation. Yes.

Yeah. Is that everything you've ever wanted? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. It's all yes, yes. Yes. Gucci Louis.

Because you've always had the upper hand, Ludwig. You've always had the cards. And now you have the people. And now I have the people. Finally, the people understand me. Whose ball is the court in now, Ludwig? Whose ball's in your court.

So how do you feel about that? I don't feel great because I'm playing fucking fruit game every day. I'm clocking in like a 9 of 5. You do feel great. You love the idea that you can play a fucking fruit game and get 30k. I would love if I could get a high score too, though. Is there a record right now?

Connor has a record that's 10 points higher than me. 10? Which is like two fruit. Would I be good at this game? Can we just fucking destroy this? No, no, no. No, because I think you'd play too fast. You'd be horrible.

No. You'd be one of the worst. I wouldn't play too fast. One of the worst? You would be Lily Pichu-esque. What the fuck? Yeah. Sometimes you go too far.

You just know that's bad without knowing what that means. How do you even play? Do you have to play on Switch? Yeah. Yeah. They just dropped it on English Switch because it was only on Japanese Switch. Oh. I thought it was a PC game.

It's on PC, but that version's whack. It looks like a fucking browser game. Yeah, but it's really polished. There's a browser version of it and it's shit. Oh. I was thinking on the drive here that we should have more Armenian rock stars. We have such an

enormous one. We need more. Who are you? I wasian from System of a Down. Yeah, I was listening to System of a Down. That's it? Oh, so that's enough for you. One representative. That's enough.

No, I guess it's not enough. Also, all four of them are rock stars. I know, but you're saying... Tell me the names of the other band members from System of a Down. Is everyone in System of a Down Armenian? Yeah, they're all Armenian. Yeah, it's an Armenian band.

I feel like... There's a coffee shop. They're saying it. I feel like there's a coffee shop. It's common knowledge. There's a coffee shop in L.A. I think I've said this before. That has a picture of Serge Sankian holding coffee out front of it. And it's just him smiling, holding coffee. It's not owned by him.

I like it here. It's not owned by him. I looked into all this. And it's just a picture of him. And I don't know why. Those guys are cool, man. They are cool. We need more.

Why don't presidents fight the war, Ludwig? Is that like a song lyric from System of the Guys? It's kind of wise. But it's also worth talking about.

This is also how it used to work. It'd be like a general. Why do they always send the poor, Ludwig? Yeah, they changed that. Yeah, they did flip it. Why did they flip it?

Why did they flip that shit? Why did they flip it from from Roman general leading the war? Imagine Biden had to go to war after his term. Oh, bro, put him in a helmet in the trench? Like those AI pictures of Drake fighting in World War II? Liberating camps? Isn't it common in the States, too? You have a former general become president,

so they did lead the war. But also, war is so different now. Yeah Everyone's on their phone in the war Have you ever heard prisons prison song by says move down And it's just like and it's just talking about prison and there's like really preachy lyrics Which I think are fine and then but they have this funny thing they do in their old songs where they're like they're like so the lyric is i buy my crack my smack my bitch right here in hollywood and he's like the percentage of americans in the prison system prison system has doubled since 1985 yeah those parts and parentheses are just like are just them speaking quickly. I love that between the

infomercial voice I would have loved if most death did this in mathematics He's kind of already doing that but just just turn into full speaking voice including his valorant stats Has a 65% win rate. Those two things. Sorry, Armenian. We need more Armenian rock stars. Women rule. Why don't women fight the war?

Women shouldn't work at Starbucks because they're too beautiful. That's not what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely. Do we need more women rock stars? Yeah, absolutely. No, we have Axl Rose. Do we need more women Armenian rock stars? What's your name? Fucking, yes, we need more Armenian women as rock stars.

I think we would be better off for it. We got there. And I'm not kidding. Do you guys remember when System of a Down covered the Wu-Tang song and they said all the N-words in it? Yeah. That was crazy.

That was crazy. We were all just like, cool. I do remember when Wu-Tang uploaded a fan cover of Shame on a Neighbor. Yeah. Except the fan is white and says all the N-words

and it was just on their YouTube channel. They were like, literally, that's how I win. They were like, this guy's tight. And all the comments were like, I want to say something But Wu-Tang Signed him off

I don't know what to do You know You know when it's A music channel on YouTube And it has the little Like check mark But it's a music note To like show it's verified

Yeah yeah I was like Oh it's like It's real shit It's the real deal Alright It's Wu-Tang Vivo Not my song

You should change Your channel To Ludwig Vivo Vivo I don't know What the fuck happened to it it had such a grip and then it died i know now artists just make their own shit i don't know why vivo ever got the access to everybody's art in the right room at the right time was it kind of vivo was vivo just music uh what was it what was the big mcn that everybody used for a long time that Disney bought cinema maker budget Emma maker what all of those got phased out is it is was Vivo just an MCN

is that what it was I'm sure it's more complex that you've boiling it down to they were all phased out make the Minecraft network we're dumb don't ask questions you can't you tuber I think you would know SC did you say you fucking love? It's a Disney movie. Billy. Oh, I said my favorite licensed movie soundtrack of all time is surfs up the penguin surfing movie. The names on this OST are fucked up. Dude, because we were talking, we were doing the decal. We were talking about Incubus and I was like, I love Drive by Incubist because I fucking watched chicken Joe surf to that song

This is how he interprets the world in media. So I love that. This is how our fans do to whatever It's got Pearl Jam God this song which is also green Day and Pearl Jam Suck ass Welcome to Paradise Hits when it's an Animated beach With penguins on it It hits I'm telling you that Yeah I'm sure it hits man

But it's Yeah I was thinking I was like Cause in Incubus songs I've been listening to a lot of Like late 90s Early 2000s shit lately Cause I'm playing

World of Warcraft And they do a lot of The record scratch Like Oh yeah And I was thinking Like dude we thought This was so cool We did We were like What the They have guitars because I'm playing World of Warcraft, and they do a lot of the record scratch. Oh, yeah. And I was thinking, like, dude, we thought this was so cool. We did.

We were like, what the... They have guitars and turntables? And Mike Shinoda is just like, yeah! I don't even know what he does. I just know he raps. What does he do in the band? In Linkin Park. Yeah. He raps on the pyramid, and in the end, on the top of it.

I think Scar during Big House was like... Who said it? I think it was... Brandon was like, who said it? I think it was Brandon was like 10% luck, 20% skill. And Scar was like, yeah, like shout out to that guy. I was like, how do you not know that guy, Scar? You don't know players. You don't know Mike Shinoda.

You don't know anyone. Scar. Scar's like, he's like dubbing. Who's Aklo? Aklo, this is one of the newest, craziest players I ever know. Aklo, tell me, what's his story? Tell me his story. I wasn't, I was at the tournament, so I didn't listen.

He's, we had a nice multi-set burning barn analogy. Yeah. That was just, it was magic. It was scar magic. Was it really? Sometimes he hits. You look like it's not in your face. It only hit because. Was it really? Sometimes he hits. You look like it's not in your face. It only hit because it's like, ah, Scar.

Back at it again with the analogies. If anybody else was saying it this way, I would be like, this is so dumb. But I was just like, that's good to have Scar back. Darn. How was tournament? Fun, man? It was great. I had fun. I played a lot.

My hands hurt Which is a good sign Do you meet anyone And yell at them And bark at them Because they said hello? Everyone was really, really nice One guy was kind of weird

Do you think you're I'll leave you to guess Did he like say hello And introduce himself? Is that what he did? No, but I did I did hold true to my word About half the people

That would come up to me I would audit their Twitter account. Oh, yeah. And so I'd make them bring up their Twitter account and I would look at it. And I would just like take a mental snapshot of their username in case they ever bark some shit. I'd be like, I know what you look like in real life. Did anyone come up who's blocked? No.

Really? How did I know of? Some people I didn't because they seem fine. I got that. Huh? I got that at fucking twitchcon What happened slime blocked me? My DMS are people saying hey slime blocked me. Can you tell him? I'm sorry, but could you get slime?

Yes Two years. No way. I can show you. I want them today. I'll show you. Brandon and Craig want to get unblocked. Oh, well, what did Brandon and Craig do?

I didn't get that far. You should always ask, Ludwig. No, it's not worth my time. But they're making it. Yesterday. Oh, my God. That's such a. It's about you. Oh, my God.

That's so long. The whole thing is you. It's yesterday. Oh. Yeah, well. This happens all the time. It's my life. Sorry I run you guys.

You do. I ran by slime. You make his TTS miserable. Yeah, you gotta get out of our lives, man. How about you get me out of your life? 300 bands and I'm out. You're not... One each.

This is a long way to circle back, but this all started from you sending a nice message in the Discord this morning. And when you sent it, I was happy because I want to send that message every week. Oh my Jesus Christ. Why'd you make... You made it lame. No, it was very sweet. You made liking friends lame.

You know what Slime does? I feel that way every day. What? Like you say, the way you felt today specially, I actually feel that way all the time. Yeah, what you think is special is only every day. What? Like you saying, like, the way you felt today, especially, I actually felt that way all the time. Yeah, what you think is special is only every day to me all the time. Every podcast is special because we get to do it together. I actually unironically

believe that. Yeah. Ludwig, do you believe that? Or is it just work? We all believe it. Is this about selling a t-shirt at the end of the day for you? You love us. This is all what we believe together. Hey, Ludwig, what is our... Hey, Zipper, bring up something on just whatever on the screen. What does our logo look like?

It's like a fence. It's white. There's three things, little posts. He hits once again. You know what? He does hit. How many horizontal posts? Two.

He knows the geometry. That's how good our logo is. And they're a little slanted. Yeah. Even he could remember it. That's how good our logo is. That's the Ludwig test. Ludwig, I'm going to show you something in a week.

I'm going to ask you if you remember it. How was TwitchCon, though? That was probably more exciting. You guys went to TwitchCon, you and it. How was TwitchCon, though? That was probably more exciting. You guys went to TwitchCon, you and Nick. Did you guys hang out? Yeah. Ah, you didn't think we would. I thought you would ditch his dumb ass. I mean, at some

points I was busy. I had a couple sponsor things, but any time I gambled, Nick was there for the most part. To be fair, Nick was there gambling basically the entire trip so most people gambled with nick at some point do you i had i had different crews that i would like bounce between tables i'd be like i'm gonna play the other crew really quick i'd go over i'd be like all right what's up i'm back you're like the coach like i was saying i'll be i'll go to the bathroom

i'll be right back and like going to the other going to going to visit your other family dates at once at the casino he was a super senior of the gambling tables. He was always like, how are you? Well, no one. I would have been there with you. Actually, I would have gone broke. No one knew how to. I went to TwitchCon by myself, and I felt so free.

At any point, I had nothing to do. I would just go gamble. And I was like, oh, this is awesome. If this wasn't in Vegas, I think I wouldn't have had as good of a time. But because it was, it was like Evo I was like oh casino now this is what drinking

is like for a normie I know I know you just do it wherever you want you're just like I don't have a beer now I'm just doing something

I met American Pete more formally I love that guy the artist formerly known as Pete I think he's one of the best currently yeah you like him a lot

yeah I think he's he's great when I met him he bowed at me. Pete is... I've always thought that's... I mean, that's just... You, I think, did the same a week after Japan, so... Yeah, but it's kind of different than he did.

He's been there 12 years. No, because he's been there for a long time. Yeah, but he knows he's not in Japan right now. I think he just holds it. No, actually, Connor does the same shit. Like, he holds a lot of, like, different tendencies that Japanese people do because he does it so much there. So he'll do it here. Like, I'll talk to him and he'll be like, hi.

And I'm like, dude, you can just say yeah. Relax a little, bro. He's great. I've always described him as, like, Will Neff neff and like his theater energy and his like vibrato but like just so much more humble like like with three thousand percent more humility i said i said uh i said to connor i was because pete wasn't around i was like dude uh pete's really cool like i talked to him a lot earlier he's like really cool and he's like yeah love likes to call him will neff without the ego yeah that was the first thing he said you've gone around in a cleric's robe

preaching this i have i've preached the good word i taught him how to play craps he turned 40 it was his 40th birthday there so always ken chen age well you don't gonna say that but yeah i heard your story on stream last night where you were telling him that like uh to play crap you have to be confident yeah and it puts so much into perspective for me because like six hours after that i was with him at a craps table and he kept he kept yelling at everyone at the table this game is about confidence everyone you have to be confident to play this game while he's throwing just only sevens i lost i lost two hundred dollars in a minute and i was like be right back. And I went and won the money back somewhere else. And then came back and said, hey, alright guys.

Had fun playing. That's like me shouting on a chessboard. You have to develop your pieces. Just the first thing you learn. Not even because it's basically made up. You just throw dice. Chess is about heart. It's about heart.

I checkmated instantly. You had a gambling extravaganza? Yeah, I won $5,000. It was pretty sick. He's the picture of just get it twisted. Just keep gambling. Yeah, and I have no story about it. Not only was it interesting.

You just go up. I just didn't lose hands. I just only won hands. The number went up and then I left. You kept winning. You came home. Last night, I had the beast within me. It had to be wrestled down to the ground.

And I was like, what if I went back? What if I won it all back? Aiden, you and me, let's go to Vegas, you and me, for one weekend, 10K in our pocket. We'll see what happens. Come on, bro. You might win like me and Nick. Yo, you got bread up?

5K, it looks so pissing. Five bands. It looks so pissing. Look at this. You know what's funny about the amount of money that I won, and maybe Ludwig, depending on what that is? Ew. Don't bite it.

It's Vegas money. It's real. It's real. It's real. No, it's real. You gotta bite it to make sure it's real. You got something worse than COVID. I can do the...

What's the TikTok brothers? My slime? Oh, the Raj twins. Yeah, my five racks. brothers? My slime. Oh, uh, the Raj twins. Yeah. My five racks. Yeah. I kept saying my creepy. I kept saying five bands.

Bands bro. I, uh, I went up to 3k, but mostly off that craps night with Pete, where he just rolled for an hour straight and kept saying it's printing money. You said last night, you're like, it's Venezuela. They're just printing money. Uh, it's a one up to like 3K. And then I just stayed there the whole weekend. I didn't gamble.

I only brought 1,000. I was trying to be tame. But then at the very end, right before I left, I was with Ted. And I was like, God, I just, you know, I want more. And Ted's like, well, Nick walked away with 5K. Peter. Hey. Peter. Hey, Peter. Yeah, what if I put it all on one hand?

What if I made more than Nick because I did one hand at the very end, so he went to a high roller table. Oh, fucking A, bro. 3K. Oh, my God. And it hit blackjack. Yo. And I walked away with 7500.

That is beast! And I felt like a beast. Yeah, guys, guys, it feels good. You need to understand, this is, this is, that, you still- This is normal. This will happen to you too. Get it, don't even get it twisted, it's just normal. Get it, get it, get it straight and narrow.

The void that I'm contending with is, that doesn't make back what I lost last time. That's fucked up. I remember the void, the void, it's like, it's like darkness inside of me. Really? He's who you want to bring into the battlefield? I can't. Yeah, I would love to. He also goes to the void too. He goes to the darker void.

Mine's void is so much bigger than his. Yeah, but he doesn't go to the void. He loses so- He's lost more than I've ever met. He goes to the void. It really hurts, but- You know Pride in Full Metal Alchemist? Yeah. He's the smallest little guy, but he's got the biggest void.

Yeah. Yeah, he's Pride. You're Pride. I'm not small. He's calling you small. He's calling you small. I'm the level one. That's why we should go together, and let's fucking just do it.

Let's get it all back. The first part of this is not my story to tell, so I don't want to even steal it from Wilnef, but Wilnef fell 10 stories in an elevator. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw on Twitter. So that happened, and he can tell that on his own accord. But I talked to him right after it happened.

So he walks up, and I don't know if he's high from falling down an elevator or just high because he's well enough at TwitchCon. And he comes up to me. He's dressed like a priest, which I think was like he was dressed up for some occasion, but he looked like a priest. And he comes up and he's just like, I just fell 10 stories in an elevator. And my first reaction was, I think you were just in an elevator. And you fall slowly and evenly.

But then so many people like the security came over to interview him.'m like oh you must have really fallen in an elevator uh and then frame one after he does this he looks at connor he goes crane game and he points at him and he's like we got to play a crane game at resorts world there's a gambling crane game where you it's just the same thing as a normal crane game except the balls are money and you can just put in a hundred bucks and then not win anything. Cause you didn't grab one. Uh, Wilneff goes over and just starts putting hundred dollar bills in the

machine and just insta losing all his money. And I'm like, I think the elevator and he broke it. He came out of it and he's like, well, I really have to, I think he came out fucking paper. And he was like,

man, I want to live life to the fullest. And the first thing he could do is crank it. He's cranking it. He went back to his childhood. Yeah, he just wanted to. I just want to get the ball. He wanted the stuffed animal he never got.

Because the fucking shit just fell 10 stories. I will say. I almost died. The picture. Photo. I have a photo. I think it was Will posted the photo of them like sitting outside of the elevator right after it happened because there's a group of them and everybody's like

trying to put on a smile after this like very clearly harrowing experience and i think it's emma in the middle that is just clearly contending with how her life may have just ended marsh as well i think marsh was kind of shook about it. So the only time I saw him after that was walking to the front desk and I was like, oh yeah, just getting a new key. And he's like, I'm getting a refund. I want to get comped. Yeah, that's fair.

Zipper key, pull up my photo. This was Will Neff moments after he fell in an elevator filling out all of his personal information for security. Did he win on the crane game, by the way? No, he just kept losing. He never won. Okay, that's sad.

And he only wanted to play because he saw Connor, who lives in Japan. That was his whole motivation. It was like, you're the guy. And Connor was just begging him to stop playing. Dude, you gotta stop. Just please. No, you're here.

You gotta do it. You gotta play. You have to play it. I don't like TwitchCon being in Vegas. Wait, back. Zoom it out out he looks like an understudy dude this is insane this is him filling out this he looks like he's fresh from broadway this is crazy i couldn't stop laughing because he was just so look at his face look at

his face real close like look how long he is he's dressed like a time traveler he looks like one of those he looks like a scientist in a textbook from like 1800 yeah he looks like he's about to find an element friedrich hoggs he's like a hired priest who does psycho analysis on you after you fall in an elevator so did you confront any spirits that's the guy that's the guy who found out most of the air is actually nitrogen. Wow. Well, I'm glad he's okay. That's cool. I don't like TwitchCon being in Vegas.

Why, man? It shouldn't be there. It's wrong. Why, man? Why? Because the only thing people did was Vegas stuff. It was gamble. It was go to the club.

It was eat at fancy dinner on the strip. And snort Coke off of boners. And snort so much Coke of so many boners. I know, I know. But it wasn't really like go to TwitchCon. I'm getting bone marrow on the strip. What is? We call that.

Okay. Bone marrow on the strip. Hayden, don't fucking go past that. Say it too, say it. Bone marrow on the strip. That's right. Now what were you going to say? I was going to say, I've never been to TwitchCon. It shows.

So you weren't going to say you've never done bone marrow on the strip. Because you got really quick to say you didn't go to TwitchCon. Have you sorted cocaine off a dick? Never. Come on, be real. Never. Be fucking for real. Dude, imagine a soft dick and it's just like tumbling off of it. Oh, that's sad.

That's sad. That's sad. He's right. That's a sad thought. You're like, oh, it's getting everywhere. Because maybe he can't get it up anymore and it's like, can't keep his partner happy. You're giving so much backstory to this guy. What's wrong with you? Well, anyway, I haven't been to TwitchCon.

Yeah. What, what is a normal TwitchCon like? What do you mean by that? Yeah, you've done a couple. I thought this one was more fun than the last, like, three. Yeah, cause you spent the whole time at the casino and you won $5,000. Something about this one is what does it mean? No, I already ran this bit.

I ran this it myself. Between... No, I thought the event was better. If you lost $5,000, would you feel this way? Of course not. I'd be in shambles. Yeah, I think TwitchCon normally is like, you know, you got the convention. And the convention was better this time.

I think so. The actual, like, TwitchCon aspect. They broke their fucking tailbone like Bam Margera. A guy was dressed up as the foam pit from the two years ago. It had a Lenovo sticker on it, and it was like, don't dive. I see. That's okay. It was funny.

The second I saw him, and then three days in a row, he's still wearing it. Also, it's like 98 degrees outside. I'm like, it's not even worth it. I walked from Mandalay Bay. It was four miles. That guy died of heat stroke. Usually, they have additional things in the evening, like festivities. walked from Mandalay Bay. Yeah. It was four miles. That guy died of heat stroke. And then, but usually they have like additional things in the evening, like festivities,

but most of the festivities felt like they were handled by clubs. So it wasn't like, yeah, you know, Twitch con party. Like one year they rented out, I think it was like AT&T stadium in like the Bay. And they had like a bunch of inflatable oh yeah stuff that you could

play on that was really fun everything was like like dolce and gabbana is doing a party at a club it was all like that yeah so i gambled instead man fuck all this shit bro i went to the fucking i went to detroit i went to detroit to watch Super Smash Brothers and play Super Smash Brothers. Did you also gamble? No, there's a casino strike. Oh, really? Yeah. But I didn't really want to either.

But it was just like, we were all workshopping how to make it ethically okay. If you go and gamble and you play against the scab dealer and you win, what you do is you just, you don't give the money back to the casino. You leave. So if you gamble and win, you've beaten the... That's such a stupid... Yeah, we were all... Everyone was trying to workshop it to make them feel okay,

but I think most people just didn't go to the casino. We were actually all pretty cool about it. We were like, yeah, fuck it. If they're striking solidarity, we'll just gamble on melee matches. Yeah. Yeah, so you think you're Regal because you went to Detroit.

What'd you say? You're Regal. Regal? Yeah. It's like a word that means like one with the people. Rooted, grounded, Regal. Can you, I just, I'm not,

can you look this up, Zipper? I think he's wrong. I don't think we should. I think we should move on. Regal, that of a movie theater. Regal means like kingly. Kingly and such. Resembling a monarch. Yeah. Fit for a monarch.

It's actually the opposite. So you're not Regal. Right. That's what you should have said. In a way, I'm Regal. It's Regal, by the way. Yeah. Well, no. Do the voice thing. Regal. It's Regal. Scroll up, Zipper. Click the Click the Wait Give me it

Regal Zipper's watching Big house Yeah I do Your big house I guess we know What zipper does now Just watches sets

Oh no I don't think I'm better than you It's just like I The idea of like Dolce and Gabbana Fucking come over

To the Prada Fucking after party where you can do liquid coke in your eyes and fucking, you know, off a boner and say, boner's for you, I can see you right. I went to that party. I had a few people, I signed a lot of badges as Aiden at TwitchCon

because I had a lot of people think I was Aiden at TwitchCon. That's so funny. People came up and they were like, oh, Aiden. I said, yes. They just want to collect the fucking baseball card. That's my new thing, is I say, yes. And they're like Oh Aiden And I said yes They just want to Collect the fucking Baseball card That's my new thing

Is I say yes And they go Oh I love the yard I say thank you I'm Aiden And none of them Bat an eye They don't ever

And one guy Came up One guy came up And he was like He's holding A camera on a stick And he comes up And he sees me

And he freezes Instantly And he goes And I'm like Hello And I stare at him And him he keeps looking back he goes aiden and i say yes and he's like oh yeah i almost i almost got it like i almost fucked it up like i've almost forgot your name and i'm like you got it you're there and he and he goes to like he brings his hand up in this really weird way like i don't know what he's doing but i assume it's like a high five so i kind of meet him there and then we like i force it into a high five even though i don't think it was meant to be and i feel there's something in his hand and i'm like what is this but i i like do this and it's a

box of nerds and i'm like you're just holding this i take this from you and he's like well i was gonna throw this at you and i was like i was like wow what I like I like kind of laugh I'm like what he's like I'm doing a bit where I go up to like all the big streamers

and I throw candy at them and I was like I don't think they're gonna like that I don't think you should do that I'm so glad

and he like he starts laughing and he's like yeah it's just like a bit I'm doing like it was right over what I said and I'm like cool alright, it's just like a bit. I'm doing like I was right over what I said

I'm like cool. All right. It was nice to meet you, man He throws the nose you don't get it. Yeah I think what I did when I high-fived him was I intercepted his throw. Yeah, like I like stopped He's about to I thought he was gonna throw candy at me I didn't know that I thought he was going for a handshake So I just stopped him because we high-five like this that's games your hands were like this and he's just like frozen in time He's passing game sets passive games Like I was gonna throw it at you and I'm like, but he wasn't confident like he was very nervous about it That's so pathetic. I just be confident if you're gonna be fucking

See slime at TwitchCon. It would have been bad. Meet and greet line. It would be Mike Vallele fights five guys in a parking lot. You can ask Radstad. A guy I'm not going to tell a story about. Because I will not put him on camera or give him any notoriety. I had a very negative

interaction. I walked away and the first thing I said was if Slime was here, that guy might be dead. Is that bad? It was bad, yeah. That sucks. Well, it's like, look, TwitchCon is kind of

a festering French bed full of bed bugs for things like that. It's mainly not French. Like full of anaphylaxis. It's a big French event. Why is the bed secular? It just has to be.

Bed bugs. And we just need the church back in charge to strain these streamers out SwitchCon is gonna be a place where weirdos will like that will ruin your time that's why I thought Big House was sick because it was like ugh no matter how

quote on quote like awkward or cringe or whatever people will come up or that go it's like at least we're all here for this fucking game. And that was a really nice feeling. It was a reminder of why I love the game a lot, and I played a lot, and it was great. Yeah, to be fair, most people were very cool.

Yeah, and I'm sure. And that's usually the case, too. Most people are fine. Dude, I had an interaction that healed my heart, and I understand the joy of TwitchCon. Joy? Because I had a bunch of meet and greets, met a bunch of people.

You know, you hear the same thing. I'm'm like hey man like i watched your video you made me want to be a streamer you know like i like watching your stuff got me through hard time in one ear out the other and i'm like hey man i want to pick uh and but then i was talking to me your phone i'll take the selfie i'll do it better let's do it now every time i think about the meet and greet line i think about carl telling us about how he had optimized the line like perfectly yeah mr beast angle they're nervous their fingers are shaky and they always go hey you got longer arms when i say i'll take it i would say i'll take the phone to take the picture which is yeah you got longer arms can't be true with your ape index i well, yeah, I do have a bad ape index.

Anyway, I was talking to this streamer named Tevin. All right, so I was talking to Tevin. Tevin. Tevin, yeah, it's his name. Yeah, it's two guys combined into one. Tyler and Kevin used to be friends. It's like we made up a name. Yeah, it's a real name.

It's funny. So I was talking to Tevin. He wanted to do a thing together. And then I was going to the Purple Lounge, which is like the super VIP lounge. Tevin couldn't get in the lounge. So we were separating our ways. There was a guard blocking the lounge. All right, guard's name's Julian.

Julian, nice guy, sitting there. And then Tevin walks away. And then the guard, a little shy. He's a nervous guy. So he doesn't even make eye contact when he's talking to me. But he's like, was that Tevin? And but he's like, was that, was that Tevin? And I was like, uh, yeah, that was, that was Tevin. He's like, oh shit, man.

Like I watch a lot of videos. He really makes me laugh. Oh, I was like, that's really sweet. Like, do you want to say hi? He's like, I couldn't bother him. I can't leave this post too, but it's just really cool to see him. And I was like, this is the most wholesome thing ever. So I'm like, Tevin!

Trash over here like get your ass over here tim and tim runs over he's like oh it's like this guy like this guy likes you and he gives the most just heartfelt he's like yeah man i just i love all the stuff you do with like burlese he's really funny and and like i you know i watch you like on lunch and it's uh yeah i just think i just think you're really cool that's great it was just it was just like straight up wholesome and he was like again it's like very shy I felt like this was like a you know, he was happy to do this. Oh dude, it melted me.

It melted me and I told Tevin before that I was going to do a collab with him, lied through my teeth, but then after that But after I found out he's famous Because of Julian, I will do something with Tevin. Wow, that's so nice of you to stay true to your word you said to a man. I feel bad because I told Tevin no. Really?

Oh, you told him no? Well, he invited me and you on to a drinking anime show. Tevin, that's a bad idea. I was like, that's the wrong people. That's what I said. I'm like, it's the wrong people. Also, Tevin, you have a weird name. No, he's fine.

He has a weird name. He does have a weird name. He does have a weird name. We're just telling truths. That's all we do. Yeah, I got a weird name. More's fine we're just telling truths that's weird name more Armenians and rock Kevin has a weird name the French are a scourge on this planet okay feel like one of those is wrong Oh which one Armenians and that's really cute I like that you had a nice moment. Yeah, it was cute.

Moment of brilliance. Ludwig's moment of brilliance. From Intel. It was cute, man. What? Nothing. You guys all did fun stuff this weekend. What did you do?

Instead of go to Big House. What did you do by yourself? I helped my girlfriend move furniture into her new apartment that's well that's good pretty good yeah that's a yeah and explore her new neighborhood and went to the nice you let her know that you tell her now on and I said from now on, from now on, from the apartments From the apartments lease christening, I, Aiden Not because of, but related to

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it is constant through the entire game and then we start to lose and it somehow even gets worse and this person just becomes so miserable to play with because we don't even have the fact that we're winning anymore so he's just you just queued in a dawson uh i get really frustrated by the end of this game because at first because we were winning and the way he was kind of saying it i thought it might just be like a bit and i was like why just stop man like it's like you can't keep this up we're winning you gotta stop heart stop harping on these people he wasn't even like mad at me the most he was like flaming one of the other people in the lobby i'm like this is just not a cool thing, even if you think it's funny.

I get, I'm just super frustrated. We lose. And I add him after the game is over. Talk shit. Classic Aiden move. Because I think, I think. No, he wants to fix him. And then date him, probably. I think it would be funny to ask this guy

to play with me again. Because he so obviously hated it. And I add him. He immediately adds me back. Hopps into my lobby. And I'm like, hey, man, want to play again? And he's just total change of tone and stuff. And he's like, yeah.

He's very relaxed, very chill. Like this whole persona from the game has disappeared. And I'm very surprised. And I'm like, okay. Maybe he's on a 50 First Dates type thing. Maybe he resets after every game, forgets every game. And in the background of of us queuing, I hear like a child screaming or like a baby crying. And I'm like, yo, what's what's going on?

Like, are you at home? Like, is that like your sibling or something? He's like, no, that's my baby. Oh, my God. And in the game, I'd asked him how old he was. He's 23. And I'm like, dude, how old's your kid? He's like four months.

And I was like, 23, four month old kid. And he's just like, I'm like, what are you like? Why do you play the game, man? And we're like talking back and forth. And he's like, I solo queue only. I basically just like I frag out and I don't care. I had an account in a moral three and i got banned so i started a new account and i fucking hate this rank i hate

like and i just boot it up and i play like over and over again and i'm like man that's that is crazy man and he does canonically fuck confirmed and i and i'm beginning to build this picture of this guy and we play the next game it goes really poorly we lose all the gas is taken out of this guy's like attitude though like he has there's a little less confidence he's not even flaming anybody anymore and we just lose the game and it ends and i'm like dude this guy you have to understand the first game this guy was so miserable to play with he was a very mean terrible person but he said awful shit and but by the end of the game i'm like fuck dude and i can still hear the baby crying in the background and i asked him i was like hey man so you know what's it like being a dad and he's just like he just he just kind of sighs and he's just like, he just, he just kind of sighs. And he's like, you know, man, it's hard.

Oh my God. I, I, you know, if you have stuff you want to do or like things you're thinking about doing with your life, I wouldn't have one. Oh, I'm just like, cause not only, and I like was like yelling at this guy in the first game. And I made it. And I, he wasn't awful. And I,

but I made him, I like, I made him queue with me again. Tell your girlfriend in real life. Like I'm reconsidering the kid thing. I met this guy on the video game. I like him. And I asked me some questions that I had to confront.

And then I was like, yeah. Oh man, that's really hard. And then he just, he starts opening up. He's like, it's yeah. It's just like like it changes everything about your relationship like it's not about us anymore it's just about the kid and like who's doing more and who's doing what and like all

the like all the like passions gone oh my god oh. Like, I just cracked, I have done my own version of Sprinterviews, and I've just cracked open this young parent who, like, is so, all he has is, like, running it down and top-fragging on Reyna, and his life is, his young life is just taken over by being a father. People in Ascendant are just roadblocks for his dopamine receptors. Like, he needs Raina kills to feel something. Yeah.

And that's why he's so bad. Oh. Because everyone has a roadblock. And I was just like, shit, dude, I'm sorry. Like, you know,

and I talked to him a bit about it. I was like, I understand. I think part of the, one of the things I think about is like, part of being ready

to have a kid or wanting to have a kid is like, having done all these things I wanted to do. And like, that's a nice thing to say to a human being. Just complain.

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Isn't that crazy every month if you have a friend who really likes to run the whole thing you can basically just do it but it was just weird because by the end of this

because I so I fucking hated this guy in the first game he was he made he made every minute of the first game fucking miserable

to play and by the end of this I'm'm just like, we're friends. Yeah, you've connected. And I felt bad for him. And I was like, I hope you win all your games. I hope you get out of Ascendant. And I hope you and your girlfriend reignite your relationship. And then you unfriended him.

No, I still have him on. relationship and i and then you unfriended him and uh what what yeah i mean that's that's every humanizing everyone that's like like again when you go to events and you meet the people that like like you or something you're like oh this is so much less incendiary than seeing some shitter on twitter or something like that i think that was very sweet of you emin it was good to connect it was it was kind of It was kind of nice. I didn't expect it. I thought he was going to be a prick and just flame me for my bad stats or something

and then it would be the end of this kind of funny interaction and then it turned into this journey into young parenthood and I was just like, oh shit. I did the same thing. I tried it on stream. I tried to Sprinterview someone and I just added them and they were being really fucking mean.

And it was these two, two guys. And then they just like, oh, you talked to both of them. Uh, well I got into their party and then they're just like, Hey, what's up man? And then they just queue up with me in the party. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're enemies. What are you doing? It's so crazy.

Yeah. This is like a thing. Like people on like, like Valorant and stuff, they, no matter what happens, they'll just queue with you right after. I don't know what it is. I, this is like a thing. Like, people on, like, like, Valorant and stuff, no matter what happens, they'll just queue with you right after. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's waiting. Maybe we're finding

it's all lonely. This guy, this guy told me, he was like, everything that I'm saying and happens in the game, like, I literally do not care. It's like a joke to me. So as soon as we're, like, out,

it's like, it doesn't even compute anymore. I mean, it's not like the people are a joke to him. Like, he's okay saying it because the people are a joke to him like he's okay saying it because the people are not people he has not humanized them yeah and then in the same way because he's saying that they don't humanize him in return yeah because the interaction will dissipate forever and probably forever ever i do think i do think it was harder

for him to flame me when i did bad in the second game because i did do badly when he couldn't say shakes your friends now because we're shit because you're friends now. Because we're talking because we're like, I'm asking him questions about like his kid. This was my shield. Yeah. That was my Twitch con this weekend. That's what I did instead. You met someone.

That was your Julian. He was so much meaner than my Julian. What was, okay, if everyone go around, what was the best part of your weekend? You might have already said it. The middle part of your weekend and the worst part of your weekend. I'll double down my best. It was actually not Julian. Oh, so you don't give a fuck about OG.

No, I do really care about OG. But I also met Haylight, who's like this YouTuber I've been coaching for 18 months. H-A-L-I-T-E? Yeah. You've been coaching for 18 months and i haven't h-a-l-i-t-e yeah you've been coaching yeah as like to be like big youtuber oh like in the craft of tubing yeah i thought i'd make a video about it but then i didn't because i thought it was like silly to say that his success is my credit so i just never did but did you tell him to make the title this youtuber did this

instead of name the person i gave him advice i don't know the specific ones but that's it i hate when he says that shit i hate when he says that shit you prefer to say the name say the name you prefer like at squeaks 15 and i play video games yes yeah anyway please continue that's a really good idea um so that i met him first time i met him in person and uh and we chatted and at this point i've i've i kept doing the rounds and one table i'd go to i won't name their names but i kept getting a pen and then every time i saw them they would hand me the pen it was like reactionary and i would hit the pen. And so the pen had really taken me aback and I went to pay the bill because I paid for bottles of the table and I fucked up the math so many times with a tip that they had to

print a new receipt and come out with a calculator. So that's where I was at in my mental faculties when I ran into Haylight. But it was also very emotional to me, Haylight. And I felt, you know, there talking in the conversation. But I wept. I wept openly. What? At this club.

Dude, what? With Matty on five feet away from me. Playing shelter. We're your friends and we can't even get you there? And this guy got you there? It took my dad to die to see you cry in front of me. I'm sure we can get him there if we have him hit the pen that many times. I think it'd be hard to ever get me there.

Because, like, if I started opening up, fucking Nick would drop a one-liner. Come on. No, I wouldn't. Is that what you think of us? Yes. Zip or has it? Zip or has it? Zip or has it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the pen. No, I wouldn't, man. Yeah. I'd give you a big hug. But it'd been, like, you know, 18 months of working with him. And he was just very appreciative of me in a way that I wasn't prepared for. That was the best part?

That was the best part. Do you think you would have wept openly like a widow? Right. See, this is why I can't. Widows weep. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't like being compared to a widow. Why not? You don't like Being compared to a widow Why not

You don't like being Compared to a woman Do you Do you guys Is that bothering you Do you guys know About alpha widows Just

This is something Jake told me about We can get to it What was the worst Part of your weekend Wait Would you have cried If the pen wasn't involved

Yeah I think so Really Yeah Man he hates us I cried at Elemental On the airplane He fucking hates us bro The Pixar Man, he hates us. I cried at Elemental on the airplane. He fucking hates us, bro. The Pixar movie that everyone hates, I cried.

I wept openly too on the plane. What is wrong with you lately? What fucking happened? What did you cry on? I always cry. I cry a lot. Bro, no you don't. You don't cry a lot.

What conversation are we having that I'm supposed to weep openly when you're going, Dabin, remember when we were beasts? And then I break down because I remembered. Yeah, I mean, you're going, Dubbin, remember when we were beasts? And then I break down because I remembered. Yeah, I mean, you're making sense, though. I would love if that happened. You have no idea. It doesn't. But do you think we, wait, do we not have, wait.

I guess he does keep it all business with us. That's my shield. As I say Dubbin, because I'm afraid. But I've been opening up in chat, too. That's why I said the thing I said today. It was a sweet thing to say. Are you going to cry? that's my shield is I say dubbing because I'm afraid, but I've been opening up in chat too. That's why I said the thing I said today. There's a sweet thing to say. Are you going to cry?

I almost wept openly when I read it. Okay. Anyways, all right. Middle part. Worst part. No, you get someone else.

Best part. Best part was when, okay. So Ludwig went to Diplo. He went to TwitchCon and I got a message from Cutie And Cutie said, hey, are you gambling right now? And I said, of course I am. Yes, I'm gambling. And she was like, I'm going to come gamble with you because Ludwig wants to go to Diplo.

And I want to do that. And I was like, okay. So then me and Cutie meet up. And then we sit down at a blackjack table with me, her, QuarterJade, CityOn, and I think WillNeff. That share rotated a few times. And I think that table was the most fun I had. Really? The entire trip. Everyone was winning for the most part.

Everyone was having a goof and a gaffe, and we were all betting if someone went big, the whole table went big, and then we'd win. This one's going to bust! And then he walks away. Will doesn't know how to play blackjack, I guess. Cause,

so he kept looking, he kept going, Nick, what am I doing? And I'd be like, now this is a stay. And he'd be like, I stay.

That's so good. Your momentum would just slow down as it, as it went to will. Flexion was perfect. Uh, now it's probably my highlight. My middle was me and Razz Tad's waiting in a 45 minute line for Dunkin' Donuts

in the venue and then the drink was the worst drink I've had. Dunkin's shit. No it's not. No it's not. I think they literally just make I think the convention center has their own drinks and they just put Dunkin' Donuts as the brand. Take it back. it back i won't i've never had a good duncan drink and i won't take it back duncan's trash but this was worse than normal this was like like me and razzle both

drank it looked at each other it was like a chai we were like it tastes like banana like what's going on yeah and we had like a group all tasted they all went like oh what the fuck and we just threw it away i was bummed about that. Their blueberry syrup is yummy. He likes the blueberry syrup. All right. Worst part was probably that interaction that cannot be named. Yeah, and then worst was that guy

who harassed me. With the evil soul of man. Yeah, and then that guy, he ended up following me later, and I was just like, and I recognized him from Twitter. He's like a somewhat big account. And I was just like, oh, that's the the guy from Twitter I can't wait to dish in real

life I'm gonna dish I'm just I just blocked him I don't block anyone I was like I was never ever ever ever gonna interact with this guy ever again I can wait a dish like a lot of addition you like this you're my little bear and I run you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Forever. Oh, wait. I have a second. I have a way worse.

I have one I actually want to talk about. My worst was earlier in this event, I met Kaede, and she was extremely nice. And it was just like a very small interaction, but she was like very cordial and blah, blah, blah. Later in the event, i see zekin who is walking in resorts world and 18 so he can barely get close to the table and i see him and i wave and he's with kaede so i wave and kaede waves back thinking i'm waving at her but i was waving at zekin behind her and i just in a moment of like like kind of confusion like I fumble this situation really badly like I go like

I was like but I realized the second I did that I realized the second I did that like how rude that was but I wasn't trying to be rude and it clearly was really and so she kind of like went oh and like just like walked away and I was like oh no I'm

and it was too late so then Zekin reacts over and I just like walked away and i was like oh no i'm and it was too late and i'm like hi second and he's like and he doesn't know this happened he doesn't see this at all he's just like hey you winning and i'm like yes son i'm winning when you turn 21 i'll ruin your life i'm like i'm like fuck and i you know i don't know her so i have no so so kaide i'm very sorry if you see this. If there's any way this gets to you, it was not on purpose, and you were very nice to me. You just saw someone you liked more.

It was... I felt... It haunted me the rest of the weekend, and I'm like, I really hope I bump into her again on accident so I can just be like, about earlier. I'm really sorry. When I hung out with her, she kept bringing it up. Don't say that, bro. I felt bad. He's a dick. He's not nice. Sorry, I hung out with her she kept bringing it up He's a dick he's not nice it haunted me all weekend I felt so bad when those ones do hurt those ones keep you up and I had a party trick the entire weekend

Which was bringing out this is a eight grand camera rushes. He's just into cigarettes now Menthols you been smoking no this is a fresh pair of completely fresh pack that I bought the first day because there's no menthols in California except at like certain gas stations that maybe do it a little low. So you just smuggled cigarettes like a fucking mob member. No, I bought them in Vegas. Oh yeah, to California, yes. The childproof, bro? What's going on?

Yeah, the childproof. It's hard. They're packed up tight. I'm giving you the lucky one. And so that was, that was my thing is I would walk around, I'd take it out and I would like, I would like debate smoking it smoking but i never smoked one and uh and i was i was in a uber on the way to diplo with kaide and then i and i like i had it and i forget why i was just holding it because me and seer were gonna smoke one but then i lost it everyone's into smokes and everyone's into

smokes and i know smoking's back because even kai was like wait you weren't in an uber on the way to diplo with Kaede? Yeah. Then what happened to me happened right before that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that's where she brought it up. That's why her mood was- That's why she wanted to smoke, bro.

Yeah, and she brought it up, and she said, I want to smoke. I don't give a fuck right now. Actually, she did. She was like, can I have one? I was like, have you ever smoked? She's like, no. Oh, my God. And I was like-

Nick, you monster. And I was like, I can't do this. I cannot be somebody's first cigarette. That's like- That's so bad. Yeah, that's fucked up. You're the road to addiction, Nick, you monster. And I was like, I can't do this. I cannot be somebody's first cigarette. That's like, that's it. That's so bad. Yeah, it's fucked up. You're the road to addiction, Dubbin. I know.

It's fucked up because you're not even about it. Dubbin, remember when we were sober? Like if Ryan was in that Uber? I'm not about it. I'm like, yeah, sure. I just like smoking one menthol because I had a regular cigarette, but I like smoking one menthol after a nice long night of drinking. Dude, fucking these idiot viewers were telling their girlfriends that they'd never cheat on them because we said something.

What do you think this is going to do? Smoke cigarettes. And gamble. Ludwig says cigarettes are healthy. And they make you cooler. Best part of my trip was I saw Josh Mann. By the way, offer's open. He comes today. So if you guys offer's open. He comes today.

So if you guys want. So. Right. Yeah. I'll just send him to your house. You seem so, because you said it was about the driving, but it feels like it's not about the driving.

Josh Mann should stay with you. Dude, that'd be so fun. I'm going to teach him how to drive. You're going to teach him how to drive? You can live in your house. I'm going to teach him how to drive. You can live in your house. Because I have to teach him how?

He has to drive places. Yeah, I'll tell you. He'll come to your house. I'll teach him how to drive. Yeah, and him how to drive and you can live in your house. I'm gonna teach him how to drive. And you can live in your house. Nah, but, cause I have to teach him how to drive places. Yeah, I'll tell you. So what if I teach him how to drive. Yeah, and then we'll drive. Yeah, that makes sense. He can live with you. Yeah. Unlike us, you have a large available room for him.

Don't you miss Miles? I do miss Miles. I was sad when he left. Isn't Josh close? Yeah, no, I'm fucking around. It'll be really fun. I'm really excited. He comes today.

But I saw Josh at Big House and You know, it's it's like you see your fucking your long lost. Why is there? Yeah, yes This is his first trip, you know the first visa trip. I'd see him top 16 Top 32 Let me tell you about a Falco player from the old school called the real thing. Oh He lost the real thing. It was He lost to the real thing. The real thing got a run. It was crazy. It was, he's so good. Cody won the whole tournament

and real thing almost stopped the run. I saw Hungrybox's tweet. Yeah, with the, with the OC. With the OC. With the OC,

he runs me. Yup. Look at that. That's the OC. And I said, Aiden posted this already. Aiden runs you. And then he said,

mine has OC pick, no contest. And he's right. And he's so right. right because the facts are he also put set count uh no because it was too bulky I mean that reads clean that reads clean as shit it's clean god so you're fucking your your engagement that's crazy I run Ludwig he runs me and I run Nick Nick kind of runs me Nick runs you so in the in the H-Runch runs you. I run Ludwig. He runs me, and I run you. I don't even run Nick. Nick kind of runs me. Nick runs you. So in the train, he is at the top of the centipede. Kinda.

You don't run anyone. I send back the blocks that you guys eat that are made from people, like Snowpiercer. And you're getting my shit. Who does Aiden run? I don't know, Uber drivers? Eamon? No, Uber drivers run Aiden. Eamon.

You run Eamon, your little brother? Little brothers. Yeah, I don't know, bro. He's kind's kind of cool he knew what trend was before we did yeah but like older brothers are just i think both little brothers are like really cool that's the unfortunate part of this all right best part of my time is meeting up with josh and hanging out and like the first thing we did when we saw each other he comes up behind me taps me on the shoulder i'm like jump and i hug him and then we spent probably an hour because i had to play pools i had like in an hour and he had already played i think and we're just sitting against this wall on this very edge of the venue where there's a pool going on so there's like people walking around and people be coming up to me

and subsequently him to get like signatures or pictures or whatever and it kind of felt like we were dealing drugs because we were just like hanging out by a wall, just like kind of posted up. People come up, get their thing and then and then leave. And the bants were high. There were other people around. We were just it was just like, fuck, this is really what it's all about. Josh is a great person for you to be in a venue with because he's a great neutralizer.

If someone came up and was annoying and then you started to vibrate Like he would be the perfect person to defuse he put he diffuses in a way that makes everyone a winner as well Yes, it's it's so he's really good. He's I love that guy. Yeah, you guys should take him Right, so what's the middle part? Yeah, the middle part was my bracket run I lost to a Pikachu that was doable that was unfortunate but you know that's how

that's neither here nor there but you know that's what happens when you don't practice worst part was the worst ah it's too mean

if I say it say it that's okay the worst part was this I was on a setup I'm playing with the leaf from texas who's fucking clobbering me the leaf's very good and this link player who's also clobbering

me that was fine i'm learning this is great i'm having a fun time on the setup and this fan comes up and he asked hey can i get some games with you which means i have to get off the setup i'm having fun on and i'm like yes yes why is it yes because i said no to someone before in that same session and i felt bad and the guy just really wanted to and there's shake drizzle calling me a pussy and and so i i get so i get up off of the setup and he's a falcon player and we're both playing falcon and he's like not very good and it's like okay i'm just playing and he's just like saying all the lines that is like oh okay yes and but i'd be really nice and then he finally takes a game and then he's like now i'm gonna go back to all my friends and tell them i beat took

a game off slime and i just like i look at him and i roll my eyes as if to say i don't like that and he just said ah i'm not trying to be a dick though but i did take a game off you this is your and i'm like and it's like all right you know what and then but you know i got up and i said ggs and it was fun and it was fine and that was the worst part which isn't even that bad so it was a good weekend it was a really good weekend my worst part is i got fleeced at a club for 10k oh yeah that sucked how because i got fucked up in those those damn waitresses are snakes Ate in their rats the women's was to be clear The waitresses this was karma

What what happened to you from what from the lily thing? No, no tell the story tell them what happened what happened is so we go to the club, the Dolce Gabbana Razor Offline TV Zouk Night Club. Brought to you by Bud Light. Brought to you by Monsanto. At TwitchCon 2023. And it's, I got a super VIP wristband, which basically means I can sit and stay in behind the music.

You shouldn't be allowed at this shit. You're a YouTube streamer. They should have shot you on sight. It's so funny you're getting all of these perks while being a YouTube exclusive streamer. I got to go to the Purple Lounge and then E-Rob didn't get the same badge, so he

was stuck outside and I was like, this is fucked. Because he's an actual Twitch streamer who pulls in a great amount of viewership. I don't pull a single viewer. I don't have a single sub and I'm here eating the buffet with Bao Bun. That's so funny. I felt bad. Well, did you lift Rob

out of the muck and the mire and say, come with me. We will go. You're Electronic Robert. No, I was eating my Bao. They don't let you. They don't let you homie people? There's no escorting. They like made a big deal about it. Yeah. So anyway, we're at this club and they bought out the whole

club. They'll check them on a razor. It was like almost a million dollars or some shit. Uh, but what they didn't buy was alcohol for like the tables. So all the tables were given to like, you know, VIP, but you, they had orange juice, cranberry juice and water. And there was one bar is packed and that was the only place you could get drinks. So I was like, I'll get one bottle for the table and I can do that. It's fine. And and i and i asked for the waitress and she's like she's she's a snake she's a snake because she comes up she's like she's like what's your name i'm like ludwig she's like can i call you lou i'm like and i give her this i give her this song like and she's like just ludwig i love that name and uh and then i'm wearing my mater crocs she's like

killer crocs i love those shoes. She like shines her light on it like a police officer. This is insane. She's going through like the Wolf of Wall Street script. Yes. And then she hands me a pen and she goes, I'm going to sell me this sniper rifle. Waitress's red dot.

And then she comes out with a menu. And she's like, this is the menu. So here are our champagne options. And then the first item is 10K and it goes up from there. Whoa. And she goes through and I let her say everything. She spends like five minutes going through all the champagne. And then I finally say, I don't like champagne.

And she goes, great. And then she flips it. And then I just see, I lock eyes. I'm like vodka. I was like, I want vodka. Can I get vodka? Bottle of goose? Bottle of bottle.

I said bottle of goose. And she goes, Tito's is better. And I went, I want vodka. Can I get vodka? Bottle of goose? Bottle of bot- I said bottle of goose, and she goes, Tito's is better. And I went, okay, bottle of Tito's. Can I do- and there's two options, $750 and $1500. Tito's and Tito's Magnum. Dude, what the fuck is going on? I don't know. This is such a scam. It is, but I'm like, I'll just get the regular Tito's. And she goes, but the Tito's, we only have Magnum.

I'm like, you're the one who told me to go Tito's from Goose. So I'm like, alright, I'll do the Magnum, which I think is a slightly larger bottle, and you're the one who told me to go Tito's from Goose. So I'm like alright I'll do the Magnum. Which I think is a slightly larger bottle and you're also paying for them to come out with fireworks. So I come out with a bottle of fireworks and the bottle's there. I'm like great.

Whatever. And this is $1500. $1500 which not including the 15% gratuity which is automatically included on top. That's fucking crazy man. So with taxes it ends up being around 2k for the one bottle. Not including the 15% gratuity, which is automatically included on top. That's fucking crazy. So with taxes, it ends up being around 2K for the one bottle. Oh. And I gave him my card and I was like, great, I'm done.

But then I had an idea. I thought it'd be really funny if I got a huge, you know, those big ass signs that are lit up. Yeah. If I got a big ass sign for Lily Pichu that said Lily Pichu's a bitch. And they come out and it's at this club. Hey, can you do gendered insults on your signs? Just wondering my friend.

Yeah. And I told her and she's like, don't love it, but I'll come out with something else. And I was like, all right. And then she, and then in like a passing thought as she's walking away, she's like, Oh, do you want a bottle with it? I'm like, sure. And she's like, great. One of your friends wanted tequila. I'm like, love that. She's like 1943 Don Julio's. I was like, I don't know what that means. She's like oh do you want a bottle with it i'm like sure she's like great one of your friends wanted tequila i'm like love that she's like 1943 don julio's i was like i

don't know what that means she's like it'll be perfect i'm like sure it'll be perfect that's great dude this is crazy and and so i wait they come out it took a while because lily disappeared for 45 minutes so they came off the sign i was like she's not here and so they hit it she finally comes back by the time she comes back the bottle is empty because what they do is the moment they're there the waitresses they pour like a shot into this fucking Alchemist cauldron of 20 shots and they hand them out to anyone who will want one And so by the time Lily's back the bottles gone. She's like ooh bottles gone We should probably get one if we do the birthday thing so we can do a birthday shot I'm like, oh, I'm like behind. Let's let's do the fucking thing so we can do a birthday shot i'm like i'm like fine let's let's do the fucking bottle dude you got your ankles broken and so she goes out she grabs a bottle they do

the happy birthday thing which was which was fun there's a fun video of of me filming lily pichu it's not lily's birthday just to be clear got it yeah it is not her birthday this is josh's bit yeah it's just josh's bit yeah and the sign says happy, and then the happy birthday, and it's his lily peach you Like the bish or something like a positive spin on Lily peaches a bitch. Yeah, I'm like whatever It's fine cuz she's embarrassed and then I've done my rounds. I've hit the pen I've asked to close out like three times she comes back at the check and the check is nine thousand eight hundred eighty dollars And I'm like, oh, my God. The birthday thing was 5K.

The bottle that they brought, I think, was like $3,500 alone. Dude, you know what you do? You just say, I can't pay that. I don't have enough money. No, because you give your credit card beforehand. Oh! Dude, that's brutal. And they charge it.

So she definitely knows I can pay it. And she brings it out, and she's like, and she has to know I'm fucked up. Cause I'm like standing there and I'm like, and she's like, here's the, here's the total, the tips already included, but you can add a tip for me and Luke. And I've never met Luke in my life. And he's just standing there in front of me like this. And I'm like, all right, uh, I'll put a hundred, but I couldn't do the math. I'm like, all right, I'll put 100. But I couldn't do the math. So I did 100, but I added up like 1,000.

So I got from like 9,880 to 10,980. Just doing the math backwards, I'm like doing like 6,8.0. And I'm like trying to go down. I actually, I think this is a rare Ludwig scam story where I feel really bad. My ankles are just getting broken. And you have to do it twice. Initial, sign it on two different receipts. The second one is for like your car and like your family.

She had to rip it up, bring out a new one with her calculator phone that showed the math. I was like a hundred. She's like, yes, a hundred. I'm like, okay. And then I just wrote it. And then she was like, thank you.

It's been so fun. I was like, yes. And then she walked away dude that is insane and that was me getting fleeced this makes all sense cause I remember my half brother on my dad's side he lived in Vegas for a while

he's like 10 years older than me but he lived like this crazy crazy life of a handsome young man and he was making like 100 grand a year this was like 10 years ago or something. And I was like, the fuck do you do? And he's like,

I just work at a bar. And it's like this, he's Luke. Yeah. You know, cool, hot Luke. He's cool.

Hot Luke with the blue jeans, blue jeans. And he's getting fucking crazy tips. And that's how you can just make like bank off of guys like you. You know, the most I went to cause cute isn't like being there. So I her out and as we walked out there's a storage unit with a bunch of beer and alcohol and i put her in there all right here you go i'll come get you at the end i walked by a storage unit and they're like fucking waitress be damned, is a whole rack of Tito's.

Oh. Every shape and size of Tito can come in. And I was like, I think that's a regular Tito. I don't know for sure. I could be a conspiracy theorist. You've stolen a fucking pallet. Of tequila? Yeah.

Fuck cops. Fuck cops. Fuck police. Fuck them. Fuck the police. What does that have to do with anything? You're stealing from the cops of the bar. Okay, quick mini-game

for slime. Quick mini-game for you. There is a video on YouTube. I don't know if you can look this up. I think it's Fadia Zipper. Just look up traveling in Japan for no money. There's a video on YouTube that is going

viral in Japan right now for all the wrong reasons, because this group of YouTubers did a travel series where they go from the Southern tip of Japan to the Northern tip without any money. And they did it by sneaking onto trains and buses. Yes. I saw, I saw the rumblings of this. And there's a specific clip where they go to the train and they immediately go to the bathroom, which I actually did in Japan for one stop because I got lost and I didn't know how to buy a ticket. It turns out I already bought the ticket, but I thought I was just scamming the system.

I was just sitting in the bathroom for longer than I should have. But this guy did that for like many, many stops. A police officer was there as he got out, held his arm and he like, you know, ripped out and ran away. You, Mr. Fuck Cops. What's up? Who are you pro or against or are you neutral i think there's this idea that we we should respect cops if they're from a different country that we don't quite understand to a to a deep level like we would do our own french cops you would never respect no because i would say if they're all

fucking five two I sleep them. So it's like, what are you doing? Yeah, so it's like, why are you even a cop? How do you police your own society, for one? So I think that once a Met dog, always a Met dog. And I don't care where you grew up. What does that mean? What is a Met dog?

A Met dog is a person who polices the railway system to make you pay your ticket. Oh, like a Metro. I see. So you are pro. On the side of the YouTuber. Well, it depends on if the guy's fucking cool or annoying. Because if he's doing it for content, then everything is perverse. Yes, I agree.

And it doesn't matter. If you're doing it just because you want to fucking love the game, that's really cool. And I think that's fun. He's doing it for content. He likes to call himself the world's best hitchhiker yeah he can go fuck himself he's stupid he's european but i in that case i i think you know what's funny is my hatred for authority figures on transit and youtubers is probably equal so it's like a horse race here have them fight bare knuckle yes a bare knuckle god's strongest police officer in japan yeah also david show sleeps this guy because he did this on youtube like 15 years ago that's what

i'm saying dude doing it for attention is so dog especially like i don't know oh this is it ninja he's that's probably he's got blue hair that's why he yelled out ninja it's probably a bad joke it's not ninja it's a different guy david, David Cho has a theory, it's called Thumbs Up America, where he does this across America. He goes from California to Florida with no money. It does feel more chill in America, but I think that's because Thing Japan is sugei. I like Thumbs Up America because there's an episode

where he teaches you how to steal from Walmart and then make energy balls, which I think are white bread and like tuna that are mashed together into a ball. And then he stays in a crack den. It just seems better on every level. I know nothing about this. There's also urban camping videos where people like sleep in a roundabout

near a Home Depot. I love that guy. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's chill. It's chill because it's ultimately victimless. Yeah. You know, but yeah, this guy can go fuck himself. But also, like, if you're doing this without cameras rolling, then Godspeed, Spider-Man. That's my take. And I think that's a reasonable take.

I think ultimately I'm still on his side. Whose side? The content guy. Okay. Really? Because I think that, like, if he was holding onto the back of a train, right? Like, not in the train. He's holding onto the back of it. And they come out not in the train, he's holding onto the back of it

and they come out, the train stops, they come out to try to get him and he runs. I'm just like, okay. Well, that's different I think

because there's an element of risk and that's badass. I think holding onto a train is cool. I mean, is there an element of risk of him being arrested? I guess just like the danger of holding onto a moving train

is cool. Like you're risking your life. Yeah. It is better for that reason. You're right. He's just in a fucking Shinkansen in the bathroom. I think I hate that is cool. Like you're risking your life. Yeah. Yeah, it is better for that reason, you're right. He's just in a fucking Shinkansen in the bathroom. I think I hate general going, but I also

just hate cops more. It perverts everything, yeah. But weren't you telling me there's a like some streamer who got in trouble in Japan for being annoying and then they like, they just keep renewing his 30 day detainment? Johnny Somali? Yeah. Yeah. And so he's just like, oh, I'm out. And they're like, nope, you did this other thing. And then he's back in jail. Yeah, he so he's just like, oh, I'm out. And they're like, nope, you did this other thing.

And then he's back in jail. Yeah, he's been there for like at least a couple of weeks now. Probably be there like 40 days or something before they release him. I like, I think that's good.

I think he should. What? Yeah. Look, when you do shit like this, you risk a consequence. And if it's just spending like 40 days

in like light Tokyo jail, you know, I think the world is balanced here. I think if you do it for content, you deserve all the consequences. Yeah. Because you were trying to make money off this shit.

You're trying to make money off of making someone's day hard, even if they are a Met dog. And it's like, also, most of the people in that situation are just like people trying to get to work and they got to deal with the fucking train stopping and all some bullshit.

But also that Metro dude is just a guy on his way to work he is he just has to check the tickets but he chose to be a dog he chose he wanted to be a he's not technically a police officer he's actually a narc like a tattletale yeah he calls the police I think it's different I think it's different I think there's when you go to

a different country and they have like different I don't know different rules and different ideas of like how you conduct yourself and you choose to go there and you so publicly like disrespect the way things are done i think that's that's a problem logan paul should be in jail today also by this like being content and by it going viral he also like sets a bad in the same way that the logan paul stuff like going there, because that's a really bad image of like foreigners in general in a country that is already like relatively xenophobic. I think the only problem with the logic I'm using right now is it'll be used like to an even further extent where people like when they hosted the World Cup in Qatar, people are like, and that's

why gay people aren't chill. And that's you come here to our country and you just follow our laws and our rules like it's like obviously there's like a tipping point with that but i think you like when you visit a place it's like even if he's a fucking transit cop which i think is maybe lame and especially in like an american circumstance if you're like hanging somebody up over a metro ticket um but you represent something else when you go to a different country like that and i think you can't do i also think that like look the world needs people who police the train like there i understand the system of checks and balances if everybody

thought the way i did we'd probably be it'd be bad here so i'm stealing stealing the idea that i get to say that because i'm opting out of the responsibility i think as long as long as there's like on the transit cots part as long as there's some sense of like lenience and understanding like in uh in sweden on this last trip i accidentally bought the ticket for the wrong train, but going from the, like, the same city. And I think I technically can be ticketed for that, but they just let it slide. Because they can see that I, as a visitor, have, like, made a mistake. Yeah, this guy, like, hid in the bathroom and then pretended to be sick. But he's, like, knowingly fucking with the rules and making a video out of it.

And he's not from there. It's just, it's just so disrespectful. I will say there was one thing that I was on the YouTuber side, and it was because he took a bus. It was a 680 yen bus. He had 600 yen. The bus driver was like, you need 80 more yen. And the bro was like, I don't got it.

And then he's like, all right. And he brought him to the police station where he got questioned for five hours. And then the police officer was like, yeah, we'll pay the 80 yen, which is like an equivalent of like a quarter. Yeah, that's actually, that's funny it's it's well i like the idea that the bus driver knew he sucked yeah the bus driver was like nah i see the vlog camera like i just i'm not about we're not doing this yeah i like that this is very reminiscent of like uh skater owns karen videos where like your skaters are filming at a spot

you're not allowed to be whether it's like a school or like a public library and then like someone comes up and is like get the fuck out of here it's just private property and they go either like no fuck you or they run here but there's also some of those videos where they come up and they're really reasonable and they're like hey guys like i don't want to like be a dick but like i have to like ask you guys to leave you're messing up the thing and the skaters are like fuck you old Karen loser and in the video you watch and you're like that's kind of fine and I think that like the behavior on both sides kind of matters to me like if you're like an old like like old graffiti artists used to make videos like this where they would like like hop train cars do art and run from police. And it was like badass.

But I feel like the blue hair YouTuber who's making content for money and like disrespecting another country, it's like a lot more lame. Maybe a different... Oh, shit. What'd you do? I just broke the chair again. Yeah, because you're fucking...

Is my third chair that I broke? You're the only one who broke chairs. You're a gross mess. Dude, you're a stinky man. You should have seen the way he ate in Vegas like a cow. Did he? like a cow Wait for the chicken nuggets to come out of the trough He's kept spelling barbecue sauce in the blackjack table and they said sir. He's sorry your burger spilling anyway

I started looking it up on Katy Perry's face. I was going to say maybe a different version of this question. To me, watching that, that guy is definitively in the wrong. Do you know who Yuto Horigome is? Do you know who he is?

No. He does. He's one of the best skaters in the world right now. He just dropped a street skate part A couple months ago And he's doing it like all over Japan And he's getting stopped by police All the time

And it's like I feel like Is that a fuck cop scenario? Cause like he's Japanese He's from Japan He's just skating sections of the street He's also your gold like from Japan just skating like sections of like the street He's also your gold medalist who just won in your country let a fucking man skate a little bit I do think a gold medal should get you a pass. I think if he wears it around his neck the police should be like

Yeah, exactly. He got a hall pass. You can't bust him. He's a national hero. I've done more for the country than you ever will. But this guy's not a gold medalist. No, and also wouldn't be for Japan. And also not for Japan. All right, before we wrap up, Aiden,

what was the middle part of your weekend and the worst part? Unless that was the worst part, was talking to that depressed man. That might have been the middle part, honestly, because of how many ups and downs there were. So we'll call that the middle part. The best part of my weekend

was going to a Halloween party on Saturday night. I dressed up as Zlatan, the soccer player, which was... Zlatan Ibrahimovic. No. Nope, that's... That was funny. Because they did all the gifs on e-bombs.

E-bombs. Different guys. You should have shaved shaved your head for it also not bald he's a ponytail famously in a ponytail you're still talking about guys it's not it's different guy

different guy why is he different I don't know and I went to go meet my friend Dan Borza aka Borzuka who made that custom GameCube we had it is beast um because he is here for a month and his friend was hosting a Halloween party and I really missed him that was the best part of my weekend is catching up with him and uh the worst part of my weekend is catching up with him and uh the worst part of my weekend probably how much rank you lost in valorant was that the worst part i'm doing fine was it mango

not taking it all home it was watching plop lose to cody because it was like it really can't be done it's really in a fucking impossible matchup that I will complain about for the rest of the class. She called it. You already forfeit that. You're allowed to complain forever because of Jmook. He said it. Jmook did it. He said, I'd never complain if Jmook wins.

I'll never complain ever again. It's so possible. Oh, and then he did it. And then he won. So he can't complain ever again. He's right. It's so possible. Now it's the worst time because Jmook did it and you can't complain. Yeah know there's the worst and i'm locked in in complainer hell i had a fine weekend

i just you know that was the the worst part wasn't that bad it was it was the worst part was watching the worst part was seeing big house viewership and watching everybody applaud it and be like melee's not dead knowing that this is half of what all the previous big houses were. That was the worst part of my weekend. The internet did die. That's not great for viewership. No, that's really bad. But then it makes you think, is most viewers just these ghost viewers

that just leave their computer on? Yes, yes. And it's like, how long can we live this lie? How long can we get paid off? No, that's just every stream. That's just all Twitch streams. It is all Twitch streams. When do we get to tell the truth,

or do we get to keep lying to these companies? I'm down. It's not lying. It is lying, because you're like, oh, we got 50K, and they're like, okay, we'll pay you per admin. Yeah, but how else could you measure it if they genuinely have the stream open in a window?

It's not like they're all people with just their computer on, and they walked away. Like, sometimes it might be as simple as they use that as a reason to do something else. And it's so cringe because they should care about Big House. I mean, it's like channel surfing.

That's cringe. Also, streaming services, it'd be bad for them so they'd never do it, but they could do like an inactivity, like if this, you know. But they wouldn't want to. It'd be hard to know when it's actually inactive. And we'll talk about it on the Primo, but I hung out with Ludwig's high school friend jake this weekend and and we we filmed an advice episode oh my god here's the receipt 900 9,880 63 wow that's so it doesn't

even have it itemized that's fuck it's just the fucking this is how much it costs the audio viewers slime has a cigarette in his mouth that That's why he's talking like that. Bye. See you later, Ghost and Jake. We'll be lighting up on the premium, and we'll see you on another time.