The Yard - Ep. 170 - Ludwig Was Roasted On Stage

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

This week, the boys talk about childhood cartoon shows, Nicks progress on the god gamer challenge, and how Ludwig was roasted by Porter Robinson at his concert... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm worried about you. Cracking a bowl. Aidan's worried. I'm worried. With that fucking haircut. You're worried about me. His haircut looks good. You're out there drinking?

What are you talking about? You're getting wasted. Yeah, you're drunk driving.. His hair looks good You're out there drinking What are you talking wasted? Yeah, you're drunk driving. You're drunk driving again again again What we just came from a you drunk drove to the fucking office You got your international driver's license at a Yeah, they hand him out bro by the dozen. What if it's so easy What if in the KSI song he was like from the screen to the drunk driving allegation to the ring? What if? That's how people find out that he got into that shit.

It's like that burking ad that says speed's address. Bro, I crushed a chicken Big Mac before Blade. It was shit. We it was good. He'd actually in a burger. You know, this is this is kind of that's a video. Well, we're a Whopper Junior is the Junior Whopper song commercial, except it's like a dubbed to be speeds like address and IP address.

No way. It's very funny. I've never seen the clip is awesome. I don't think it's really his information. Dubbed to be speeds like address and IP address Awesome, I don't think it's really his information the clips awesome cuz he reacts to the whole thing like he can't turn it off Experience he's pulled up Kaisen at chicken Big Mac meal. Yeah, which is it's like Pepsi and Coke Wait, is that why him and fucking John Cena were eating Big Macs on stream? John Cena was there to explain that Taiwan is part of the mainland. It is part of the mainland It's a thing. It's called Chinese Taipei Hey when the Olympics are done who gets the medals? Who gets the medals?

Kai, who gets the medals? The middle male picks a fucking side. My favorite part about the Chinese Taipei or Taiwan dispute is that in theory Taiwan is also claiming that all of China is theirs. Like in theory. Really? Yes. That's kind of insane. It goes both ways and it's way funnier that way.

They're like, actually, you guys are you guys are Taiwan. You're saying because that government lost. You're saying because that government lost. No, because neither of them have lost yet. OK, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Who's to say who's to say? It's because there's like there's like a geopolitical reason why that's the case, but they both have to complain, they both have to claim that the other territory is theirs. So it's like China claiming the island and then the island claiming the whole of China.

Why doesn't the island just claim its sovereignty without claiming the mainland also? I think that wouldn't work either. Yeah. There's actually, there's like, There's like- There's like- Alright John Cena, okay. I just- I'm sorry. I do like the idea of like-

You just put that out there and everybody is like, no one- No one thought of that. No one said that idea yet. Guy finds- figures it out on the Yard Podcast. This is a freaking really good idea. We- Uh, no.

You're going to jail for drunk driving. Mm-hmm. I'm not- I'm not- What are you- Why are you worried about me? I won't miss you We're worried about you, dude. Why because you've been you get you get wasted get wasted with Tarek I drive you show up a little fireball shots in the glove compartment and then two zins counter-axe it Like gauze Apparently, well apparently the zins are too woke now.

No. Wait, what's that? What's this? Tucker just proclaimed, Tucker proclaimed that Zins are too woke. Nah, this ain't true. Look it up. Tucker, my boy, wouldn't leave us. Tucker, my boy.

Zibber, look it up. Look up Tucker. Zibber didn't look up shit for me. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to fuck with you. Look up Tucker Carlson Cockerill 34. He fucks with Ludwig heavily. He does not fuck with you.

Look up Tucker Carlson's whole ass heavily. He does not fuck with you. Look at Tucker Carlson's whole ass out. Tucker Carlson, but you can see it from the back and it's pink. Dot com. I own the domain. It was one cent. Tucker Carlson and he's spreading his lips with two fingers. Vladimir Putin agape next to Tucker Carlson and it's Puffy.

Oh, he's launching his own. Oh, yeah. Turns out the product he was using became too woke, so he has to make his own. That's some bullshit. He has to make his own non-woke. That's like if DanTDM was like, yo, I actually think Lunch Lee's wrong to make. Also, I made my own. Dude, that's crazy. It's called after breakfast Lee. That's stupid. I think we could do a lunchly PSL edition

That'd be hard as fuck. That sentence doesn't even make sense. Why? Lunchly PSL edition. We can do a lunchly PSL edition Yeah, so we're making a lunchly that has what? It's a collab you fucking dumb ape How about you think about shit for once? Okay, let me help you lunchly it comes with two pizzas. Stop you can't call me that Why? You can't call me that. Cause you're acting as if you're a zoo animal who doesn't understand marketing So think about that shit while the go dogs. What about kids? What about kids like so it's only dumb animals at a zoo? Who the fuck is talking about kids bro? I'm just saying like you're jumping because I don't know marketing

Most people know marketing I wanted- Then make me a friggin dumb zoo animal The thing is Ludwig, you're not most people bro And I've always fucking said that about you bro But you're fucking saying that you fucking are And you're effing fucking not This is tough cause he's-

You're effing- you're friggin effing not dude Well here look, Lunchly PSL edition is for adults for one Two- it's got two pepperoni pizzas inside stacked on top of each other instead of one one supposed to be cheese But they always mix it up to get two peps on accident, and it's also not enough to It comes with a royal honey pack and that's on the pizza Throw you to drink in there what drink would be It comes with one.

Yeah, it comes with one. Comes to shot a fireball and is in. And then I took a call. What are those little what are those alcohol, the little balls that you always see on the ground? And I guess, yeah, because of the buzz ball. Yeah, but it was funny because they just made Fortnite drinking in real life. Yeah, it's like a little chug joke We were doing that at PSL. We had a freaking giant buzz balls huge. You were drinking like a chug jug

Yeah, and you're chugging it you're fucking jacking it off We're talking the thing off Just an event for us to all get together and like watch porn and check it off Okay, you're joking Alex brought that up He's in this mode where he's talking about porno Like the word porno is really funny

I'm into porno bro, we watch porno all the time We're sitting there and he's like, yo what if all eight monitors had friggin' porno on them? And they're watching the same porn? That'd be awful This is like no gameplay It's a league, so there's a beat off leaderboard Oh my god, I would crush Oh god, it'd be so embarrassing to get relegated

Dude, yeah, you gotta play out D2 It depends if you're playing SND or respawns Cause if you're playing respawns, the jerk off game gets a whole lot different Drafting would be a lot different. Yeah. I might... I'll take Connor. Dude, wait, wait, is Connor like an extreme beat-off?

Is he a real beat-off? He worked at the factory. What are you talking about? Connor ate pant. Yeah. And I was thinking of C-Dog. I was like, I don't think that dude touches his cock. No, he's never touched it.

He's afraid of it. I don't like it. I don't fuck with it. I don't like it. Connor was just talking about how I just saw this clip where he was like, yeah, before C-Daw people would say Connor and they met me and now I keep hearing Connor. It's like never me. It was funny that you just did that because I just did that. Because then he was like, he's like, I got to be Connor and he's C-Daw. You know what's funny is I mix them up.

I get it wrong every time based on my proximity to one or the other because you're going to Nippon soon. I think about Nippon glorious. Wakari Mosh. I think about sea dogs. That's he's in the front of the queue for Connor references. Also, international drunk driving license would be a cool like a dad t-shirt. Dad said he just got here. I just thought of that.

Cause he just got his. You know what we should get on that Aiden, for real. Oh. Aiden, the yard gag t-shirt website. Okay. We sell like 13 each. 10 rules for dad. I actually saw it, I went to the dirt mall.

It was 10 rules for dad. And it's like, who left the thermostat on? We each make dog shit graphic t-shirts and see which one sells best I do that shit. I do that shit. He escaped the gorilla mine prison and now he's smart again. Turn that shit to a YouTube video. We can help uh, Slime just hits me hits me out of the blue last week he's like we got any of those like blank blank t-shirts that we do the yard stuff on? He just wants blanks with nothing on them. I want to be on Yan mode.

I want the white, heavy yard blanks. And I'm like, where can I just get those? Yeah, because our friend Yan, if you don't know who saw my asshole, he will just go to the like the blank website and buy like green hoodie. He buys like wholesale gildan. Yeah. And he looks great. And I'm like, that's such a good idea.

I want to do that with them big ass white shirts. One time I was like, how expensive was that hoodie? He did. He was like, I think $4. That's crazy. He wears it every day. You get them cheap. It's crazy.

The only issues then you become Steve job. I don't think I'm close to becoming Steve job. If you start wearing a uniform every freaking day. It's not a uniform uniform I also walked on his toes no we did yes he did I read his biography dead ass yeah yeah I know look Steve job toes Steve job toes and don't do that little sly look don't do that little sly little look there zipper dude don't show me a dude look up Steve Jobs little piggies. Oh, yeah Okay, so you just wanted to see a man See a geniuses feet

Ludwig feet he also didn't like he he he kept a horse wait I'm sorry we scrawled by the guy with an apple tattoo on their toe Dude, just casually just the sticker. It's RIP and it's the old apple logo. Oh, it's on his big ass toe. Oh, wait. No, that's geeky tattoos. Dude, that's the key. Go into that page.

Geeky tattoos. I want to see what else is in here. In memoriam, Steve jobs. This is like a web site. It's like a web one point. Oh, wow. Gaming. Internet.

This is old internet. This is great These are from 20 Seven you bro that was dead-ass my face when I was drunk driving Josh's tattoo roulette game, but you got to spin on this website. Oh sick Josh's tattoo roulette game, but you gotta spin on this website. Oh! Yo. That's sick. Aiden, you never know. Click on the random one. Did Josh get the pyramid tattoo?

He did, right? He did, yeah. Well, that was like a fever dream. Go like, just scroll randomly down in green. Aiden, would you do this for Patreon subs? No. Uh... On your ass.

A nice yo-yo tattoo. His ass is more valuable. What? Hmm. I don't get it. The ass is a valuable place. Maybe I would do that. Mobius? I don't know.

They could just be so bad though. I'm getting a rage comic on my ass. What if it's Magusta? Dude. What if it's Bad Luck Brian? No, what if it's Ten Guy? Because he's high. Which one? Zipper, no ten guy? What is ten guy?

Zipper if you could be so kind. Zipper look up Tenga machine. Ten guy. Sorry different idea my bad I don't care about boy meets world anymore. I'm 34. Nice. It's that guy He's so high. He's a ten. Now look up Tenga T-E-N-G-A. Do you know about this? No It's a jerk off machine. I look up Tenga T-E-N-G-A. Do you know about this? No. Oh, it's the suck off. Yeah. You put your dick in there and it milks it like a damn dairy farm. While you're worried about 10 guys, I'm fucking a 10. Thank you. No, you're being.

No, you're being. Yeah, I like that these are just around Japan, like little checkpoints. Yeah. Yeah, you can save your game. Dude, they're big, too. That's like on thepoints. Yeah, you can save your game With the tango on the day, but those things feel awesome inside you They're hard-boiled the tanga. No, it's a good vibrating egg Hard-boiled I don't have to be discreet when you purchase it I check out fuck a hard-boiled egg if you got enough They won't vibrate. There's a guy it becomes a man

Why does the tango morph into a boy if I was having sex is one of those that turned into a guy? Hey, you sure you don't gotta pay for that. Yeah, dude. Well, hey, it starts doing squats on it. I'm not getting charged for that Yeah, he starts bouncing on it now if it was a hot robot girl Okay, dude. I have such a crush on my life as a teenage robot oh my lord you were also a teenager you were vibrating horny you're so horny I was a young lad I was if you're an adult with a crush on Jenny the teenage robot you gotta have a fuck it you get put in jail most cartoon characters I was a kid at the time. It's the same way with fucking... Dude, she was programmed in the fucking 80s, dude. It's fine.

It's just... It's just like that. She was made on Windows 95. What was the theme song to that one? My life as a teenage robot. I know, you'll see, somehow. My life as a teenage robot. They played simultaneously.

It was a nightmare. Mine was right. Wait, then it goes, my teenage robot. You were saying some shit. Oh life. Why am I confusing it? My life as a teenage robot. You know what?

I was very prejudiced as a child because it was about a girl. And I'm like, I don't care. I could tell. No, that's not true. Actually, I watch as told by ginger as Intel I was like this will help me understand women. What's that told by ginger? It's a Nickelodeon show about like young girls in middle school and how like the trials and tribulations of I think she had like this Nemesis called Courtney who was like the cool girl and Courtney was a bitch, but sometimes she was like really nice

We'd be like as like young boys like all power, Powerpuff Girls, it's about girls. I don't want to watch that. But then we'd watch a show about like a scared dog. You're like, that's my shit. Oh, I can relate to that. This is actually a lie, because I love Powerpuff Girls. This animation is crazy, by the way. What didn't I like about like Jenny?

This is told by Ginger. That's told by Ginger, yeah. The theme song is by Macy Gray. Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's for real. Yeah. Holy shit. You guys are hip, yeah. The theme song is by Macy Gray. Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's for real. Yeah. Holy shit. You guys are hip, bro. Kim is a little freak with that camera.

This intro animation is insane. Dude, it's it. Can you stop glazing? It's American syndicated television. No, but this is actually really good. Are you are you are you tripping? I'm not tripping. That logo is crazy.

That's like a little graphic in like your math textbook It looks like the Joker. Yeah, I miss those those little logos. Do you I miss old cartoons? No American cartoons are still doing decent guy Jim American cartoons What's like the newest popular American cartoon? Gravity Falls. What that what the fuck are you talking about? What are you 15? You know what I found out?

Why was that? Is it like still going? One of these guys that shows up to play pick up basketball on Thursday nights, he works on that show. It's still on work on that show. Dude, Ludwig has been right three times in a row. I don't know if they're making new episodes. But they I think there's a what's the Smiling Friends?

That's not a different. That's a kids show. I think cartoon there. They're having a harder time in the cartoon industry is how I've heard it. Why? What's his name? The guy who made Oh, Bluey. I said, Bluey, that's a two billion dollar cartoon. It's bluey with that dog that all the women will fuck.

God, that looks bad. I think it's back in the day they would just give a young, talented jit a bunch of money to make a cartoon. And nowadays, they're like a studio. And it's like, we gotta make it for the kids, gotta make a billion dollars. Yeah, the kids where the money's at. Jibbit, that's a frog jit. That's what I was thinking earlier. He said jibbit. That's what a frog would say. No this is a this talk tends ass. Gumball. Can't believe Gumball's still around. I never watched Gumball but it had

chowder vibes. It's pretty good. Yeah. You fuck with Gumball. The episodes I've seen of Gumball, we're pretty good. The guy who made a Foster's Home for imaginary friends that dude is like a he's just a solo dude. He just came up with an idea I'm like you're gonna say he killed himself. I don't know why Some weird online shit too much. This is cuz you got x. the everything app on your phones. No, it's cuz I'm chomping on your phone No, I'm chomping on woke zin's so everyone's damn pedophile. Don't let him lie to you He has X on his phone. You have X on your phone. Of course I have X on my damn phone. I don't have X on my phone. It's genuinely changed my life. You gotta get X off the phone. Do you have X on your phone? I have X on the phone. Of course he's got X on the phone. Look how happy he is. It's awesome.

Look at his face. There's so much content. It's awesome. There's files and videos. There's files and all sorts of sound. I mean look, at the end of every day I go on X.com the everything app on my computer and I scroll through a few videos and then I go, meh. Shmeep.

Shmeep. And I'm above it now and I'm above you guys forever. That's so cool. I'm so glad your life has been enriched by an absence of acts. By drunk driving said. Yeah. You actually, it's funny because what are you gonna do while you're drunk driving? He quit X. He started drunk driving. That's so beast.

Here's what I look at, bro. I look at a moo moo of odds. God, dude. Hours and hours and hours of a moo moo of odds. Is that why you're not replying to me? Is that why you're not replying to me? Aiden. Bro, just watch me and Alex play. I'm not'm not I did I watched you guys last night was miserable I really won. I don't care. We were not did you win that game with the mundo where he if no Yeah, I came okay. Well. We had a player leave the game in the first time bro

No, to be clear he left for four seconds, and you guys talked about him as if he was a And then you realize he was back you lost that game because you you were both bot lane and you fucking fed It's like what? I didn't feed Yes you did Oh my god It's like gore I know what I'm talking about. I didn't feed

What's feed? Which one's the head? Dude, if Dubbin's telling you you're feeding Dude we won our first game is what I'm talking about, I didn't feed. What's feeding? Dude, if Dubbin's telling you you're feeding. Do we want our first game is what I'm saying. We played two, we won the first one. Just take it off the list. Because mathematically you both don't know how to play. You're always going to be under 50% win rate at the end. But how else do I learn?

That's true. Is this the time to learn? Yes. In the game you're in? Honestly, God. You're 30. These are normals, right? They're. You're 30. Honestly, God. No, I'm not. You're 30. I'm not 30. Yeah. These are normals, right?

They're on-rateds? Yeah, yeah. I have a fresh account. I can't believe anything else. I think if you're 30, you shouldn't be learning League anymore. It's crazy how you're all 30 now. I'm not 30. I'm the last, I'm the last bastard of youth.

I'm not 30. He's not 30. You're not 30. We're not doing shit. Don't let him pull us into his vortex. Yeah. But you're 30. No, we're not.

You're 30. I'm yours. Yeah. No we're not. You're 30. I'm years away. You're so close. You're so close Chubbin. Chubbin you're less than a year away. Chubbin. Huh? Not there. I've never. And I'm taking Trent on my 30th birthday so I'll be fucking 28. We talked about that Aiden microdosing Trent just enough to shrink his balls. But not enough to build strength. I want aesthetically small balls. Yeah.

Okay, that's not what I'm talking about. He wants petite balls. I'm understanding what... Boules. Boules. C'est boules. He's right, that's the way. C'est boules.

Une boule? Du boule? Du boule. What are you, muzzy but freaky? Yeah. I have the freaky muzzy tape. This is my cartoon pitch. I would like to suck your dick. Je veux très sucer votre bite.

It's all time. I love when he talks like that. I was trying to do it in the car. I was literally driving alone and I'm like We talk about life, we fuck. I was like practicing Ludwig being a French guy. That's not bad. I tried a version of Nick's strategy to get his attention this weekend and it just didn't work.

Stonewalled. He doesn't care about your life. He sent me a crazy face emoji. It didn't work for Nick either to be fair. He was like I would have drive into a highway meeting and kill myself and I sent him like map directions Highway is a burn method. I Connor needs it too much. You were pinging me I was a lot a couple of times a lot was it important? I was working

It was as important as it possibly could be. I was working. He says it's as important as it could possibly I was working Do you believe him when he says something like that? I do but he's you are hold on The message is started on Friday afternoon Your was working you're telling me you were working. Yes, not stopping on Able to send me what I needed. Yes, which was a bank account number Hey, hey guy, I wrote a page guy who used to at Beyond the Summit. Have you ever heard of fucking media day? Yeah, dude How about you? How about you fuck off? Yeah. Yes. He was in my twitch chat. That's also work next fucking question I

Asked maybe seven times and then I tried Threatening that I would walk on the Ludwig Tarrick broadcast and tell them that we keep Baltic boy slaves in the warehouse. Sure. You would just tell the truth. Which was also rough because there was a few Lithuanian players on Heretics. And they would add... And like, you know, they're going to be a little more sensitive to that. Yeah. And he just said, no, that's crazy. And then crazy face emoji.

Tongue out. Tongue out. Yeah. And then I kept asking. So Saturday, my phone, I didn't charge it because Friday I got fucked up. I got stupid and I drove. I hit everything. Oh, my God, the guy.

You're about to make a Reddit thread. Just don't. Just don't. Just save, the guy. You're about to make a Reddit thread. Just don't. Just don't. Just save yourself the time. Just don't. I was smoking cigarettes. It's time to start. This is your message. No, but I was Friday. I was Friday. I went to the Porter concert with Nick Yingling,

Jake Drizzle and my beautiful girlfriend, Cutie Cinderella. Yeah. Did you think I shouldn't have gone? No. Wait, do you think he shouldn't have gone with his beautiful girlfriend that he loves? I'm glad? No. Wait, do you think he shouldn't have gone with his beautiful girlfriend that he loves? I'm glad he went. Wait, you're glad he went? But you're also being mad? Hmm.

But I have no excuse for Sunday. That was my bad OG. It wasn't your bad. You literally just kept saying no. What? No, no, no. It's not his bad. My bad OG.

Didn't he just say no? His bad OG. No, I said, nah, that's crazy when he. My bad OG. Didn't he just say no? His bad OG. No, I said, nah, that's crazy when he said, I'm going to tell him there's Baltic slaves under the warehouse. That's worse than not responding at all, right? I responded to what he said. Yeah, but why didn't you just do what he asked?

Because that's not what his last message was. It was about Baltic slaves. No, I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got in this room. I just keep losing the audience backs me, but in this room. I stay a loser I got drunk as shit Friday night, which I think is respectful under God's fucking eyes Where you there's no shot you were drunk at 3 p.m.. On Friday, which is what I met You were drunk you were drunk after your show was I was live 30 say I did crack a bruski. Yeah God damn, it's a Kimbo now By did both those things. Yes, sir. I'm watching kaisa. Yes, sir. John fucking Cena. I did both those things Okay, and then Saturday because I was fucked up Friday. I didn't charge my phone

So I had it on the charge of the whole day. Sorry, by the way, it was fucked up Friday Fucked up Friday. No phone Saturday way, it was fucked up Friday. It's fucked up Friday. It was fucked up Friday, no phone Saturday. My bad Sunday. Make it wet Monday. You're such a piece of shit, Zipper. Zipper on that. Zipper on that. Zipper brings up the OPGG of Ludwig's account.

Damn. Wait, these are actually pretty good stats. Wait, wait, but pull mine up. I know, I know. This isn't bad. Control zoom in, and so you can, the only number you need to look at is that number there second

That means I was the second best player out of ten in the lobby and you'll see there's a lot of them There's a lot of them How do you look at mine Cuz I'm a jungle I support my team. What's your name? I don't what is your name on my riot ID? Yeah, you're just your riot name. What is it Nick some? I think it says my steam name when I play Envy 999 There would be hashtag 999

999. Or it would be hashtag 999. 9999. No, that's NB999 hashtag NA1. No, it's not. Is it not? Are we level 7? Oh, there it is. Oh damn.

Alright. Bro's level 7. Here we go. It white screened. Yeah. The website does not display... Flashbang through the door. It does not display your account because it's too embarrassed.

It's like this guy is a bot, we don't respect that. Okay, we're here. Yeesh. Jesus.'t respect that. Okay, we're here. Yesh. Oh my god What how do I knew look at the number look at the number? So it's it's ninth ninth tenth tenth ninth tenth there's so many games with zero kills so many I just started But that's crazy off the list Kill ever what's so good man? But that's the thing. That's crazy. Take it off the list. That's all I'm saying. My first game I got to kill. Ever. That's so good, man.

Ever. Take it off the list. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Take it off the list. You're good. For audio listeners, audio listeners, this is the score on Nick's most recent game. I want it gone.

I want it. 0 kills, 12 deaths, 1 assist. I'm not going to fuck with you. When I watch your stream, because I do, I'll throw it up on the big screen, play on my fucking. Bro, you score zero. On my game machine, I'll be playing games, watching your stream, my friend, watching, playing video games. And you know what, when bleed gets popped, I reach for the remote, and I stop myself.

Your ADC? Your Lux ADC? I don't know what that means, Jit, so don't ever talk to me like that. Click OP score, click OP score. Yeah, so this is a graph of how well you are performing. Is down or up good? So ten is the highest it can be zero is the lowest. Where's ten on the list? For reference. Is it down on the bottom? If you, yeah, this is this is do the opposing ADC, which is the Draven. The Draven. He doesn't go with Dravens. The fourth one. Yeah, the guy with. Yeah, that guy.

So that's that's what he's good. That's what he's taller once profile picture. It is. Yeah, because he plays. He's a Draven. Listen, bro, click on Alex, though. He's right on the left side of the screen. You know what? He's not at zero. He's at zero point one.

Very left side. Bag talk. He's at the green. Amumu go. This is green green guy green green. Are you guys going to take the the PGA's and the leagues off the game? Is it on the left side of the screen? Click on backtalk. Yeah, man. It was like it was dead as fun to watch you guys struggle a bit.

I want you guys to just be the challenge. I'm kind of sick of it. It's more like we can't beat it now. We got to beat it in six months. When you fire up League, I literally I reach for the remote and I stop myself and I say, it's my friend. I like watching him and I have to and I say, it's my friend, I like watching him. And I have to like consciously say like a mantra.

He actually did decent. 5'9", 21", third place, like he actually maybe knows what he's doing. I mean, I'll give it a go. The other scores are 05102. He's fucking kill stealing, bro. He has 21 assists. You know what with me, bro? With me and bot, I'm assisting his assists though.

You know what I mean? Like I'm getting like half the damage He's getting like the last tick and then they're getting a real shit real shit Take that shit off that's tough, bro. It's awesome So I had an afk so you can see could just one more thing last number to look at They show laning which is basically how well you did up as opposed to your lane. It was 29 to 71 I had an afk in my game. It was 28 to 72 Don't burst your lips like

It's kind of getting me though. It's kind of hot Dude also what you just said it's awesome. It's fun. That's a lie. I watch your stream We hate it. So you're saying we're gonna. You're on it and you're like, this sucks. I think off. I'm not having fun. You literally change your mood when you play League. Involuntarily. I think you guys don't run it. I don't think it's like an ineptitude issue.

Because you guys, like you're very good at games. I think you're just genuinely not having fun and running it down. Because I see you. It was only that game. We've tried every other game. And also Alex was in a weird mood, dude. He kept throwing it and being mad. He couldn't come. You couldn't bust.

Is it because I'm not pretty? I can't sometimes that have been with Connor sometimes. Really? That's a communication thing. You have to tell him that, hey, if we're getting angry, we're playing worse. And you need to you need to know you're at it. It's going to be the other Connor again, god damn it. It's the Lovers vs. World Challenge, context.

I know, I know, but I switched it. What do you think outside of game, what was the biggest thing you changed to get you to victory? I think it was literally having a sit down and being like you were not aware. Off stream? It was, I was off stream messages, on stream we said it.

It was like, we cannot tilt. Okay. Cause it kills the vibes. We're here for fun anyway. And we play worse. So what is it achieving? It would also help to learn League a little bit. Nah, I can't do that. Nah, probably not for real.

I think you should learn a little bit. But I'm buying items without reading them. And then asking what they have boots For like 15 minutes. Yeah, it was crazy. I showed up in Margiela started from the bottom I don't care what BAM is up to he smokes crack now Crazy I just watched a video with him like it was posted We can still plan tricks on ape and Phil he He looks crazy. No, no That's done, but he lives in the same house. You think ape still gets it was like damn it Bam, you're smoking crack in the house. Which one of them is a pedophile? That's Don Vito. He's dead real. Holy fuck

He's dead. He's dead rest in hell With Steve Jobs. He was the greatest ever to it There's just a big fat pedophile. My big fat pedophile. Oh there's Bam. Damn poor guy. Have you seen him skate? He can still skate.

It's awesome. I love that. That's muscle memory. Dude, this is one to one what my brother looks like. That is so interesting. Your brother, it's crazy. Yeah, it is weird Yeah, apparently he's not your real Brother half brother He's he's not but I love him and I think a half brother can be a real brother and you can also be distant in a way that makes you feel like it's not

A real brother, but at the end of the day, I don't think bloods would make brothers cuz you guys are mine What are you looking away? What is that? What's the pose? I don't know. Is it a pose to like bend your tins? Okay, that's so cool. I'm forgiving you for everything. You're beautiful to me. Yeah, you guys know what I'm fucking sick of? What? We're in these fucking tight ass rash-fueling diapers. Ugh. And I need something new on underneath. You're wearing diapers?

I need something soft that hugs my skin nice. Yeah, no, no, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. So is it... Are you wearing a diaper right now? Is someone making you wear a diaper? No one is... Who said anything about making me wear the diaper?

Who's to say why I'm wearing the diaper? But I'm sick of it. And if a bully had a different thing in his hands to put on me at school at recess, what would I want it to be? I want it to be soft. How old are you in that scenario? Age? Does this happen a lot?

No one is asking about how frequently the bully puts the diaper and or other things on me. But I would prefer if the diaper used me undies. Oh, OK. If the bully used me undies. Instead of a diaper? Instead of the diaper that he currently puts on me. Now, when the bully puts the diaper on you, do you use the diaper as intended?

That'd be a waste of a diaper. Would it be OK if you use some of the versatile sort of lounge wear they have? If the bully had joggers in his hands, perhaps, or even a hoodie or a onesie to put on me at school and stuff. He's has all that. Getting packed up and putting a onesie. When the bully when the bully fucking lifts my feet up like this

to fucking put the onesie on at school. Breathable, stretchy, super comfy meat on him. And then he puts your baby powder on first. No, no, no! You're like, no, not the sustainable materials. Not the reasonably sourced, not the responsibly sourced materials. Oh, I actually feel, it feels rather stretchy and I still feel rather mobile. And you know they're comfortable.

It's weird, I'm being bullied, but I'm more comfortable. Isn't that odd? Well, hey, fall is coming, so you can get prepared. You can go to meundies.com slash zipper and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping. And hell, Aiden's wearing them right now and they're wedgied so far up his butt crack, it hurts. So don't wait to be comfortable.

Go to meundies.com slash zipper to get 20% off free shipping me undies comfort from the outside in I Don't even know what to say Well, we'll just ask Ludwig. Dude. You're actually this so don't even bring it up Why why cuz it made me mad your messages made me mad I'm fucking working and I get pings. Okay you Should I not use the group chat to talk about our life? Yeah, and when you're saying dumb shit like,

wow dude I found out hanging out with friends is really actually fun. Don't lie. That's actually not what I said. It's kind of the spirit of what you're saying now. You were literally like, yeah I hung out with him and it was like he was funny and it was cool. Me and the dirt mom. Dude, you're taking it out with him. And it was like, he was funny and it was cool. Me and the dirt mom. Oh my God.

Dude, he was with his friend. He was like. You're taking it out of context for a joke. Dude. And I get that, but you're also lying to people on stream right now. I'm not even pulling up. We went to the Blade concert and then we got In-N-Out

and then we went to the Rose Bowl. And then we were shopping. And you know what? Creaming with my boys was actually chill as fuck. It's actually chill. I look, when someone comes, like I've said, I make time for them. I think you're bringing up that you hadn't hung out with someone in a while. I've never hung out with someone in a while.

This is my life. In real life. That's the interesting part, you piece of shit. It was cool to see a reflection of you and them. From the past. Because a lot of the jokey things that you do, they do. I read all that, but then you're also like, yeah, he's cool because he's fun and funny. And it's like, yeah, your friends fun and funny.

Like what? Dude, I met him for the first time in real life. Do you know how weird that is? That's I met a guy who I've known for 14 years, who I've never talked to in real life that I used to Skype every day. That's the interesting part. But you don't read your DMs. So you just thought it was something day. That's the interesting part. But you don't read your DMs. So you just thought it was something else.

That's the funny part. We could all agree to keep getting up on him. He can just lose this. What I wanted to say was something that was really funny, but I forgot. It made me crash out. So I don't know if it's from Sweden. Was the concert good? Everyone knows that was smelly. Was it smelly?

Did it live up to the smell expectations? Let me tell you the fucking truth. Drain up for one. Drain till I'm fucking dead. Also, what? I don't explain that. You're supposed to ask what draining is. I'm not going to explain it to you.

This is like last level of our conversation. You think I am going to ask what draining is? God is young, Lee Merch. God has gone to Sweden. No, I was going to ask you, once you explain this, can you also follow up with what the fuck happened on Twitter? I heard you got shook down by drainers on Twitter or something. What the fuck are you talking about?

I think he's talking about your tweet. Uh-oh. That wasn't a drainer. That was just some guy who had a schizophrenic episode and called Ludwig Israeli. Yeah, a drainer. He wasn't a drainer. That's the thing. They all are if it sounds like that.

No, I went, okay, real shit. Smells just like Combo Breaker, not gonna lie. Okay, so not good. Really bad. Oof. That's the joke. Everyone's like, oh, Blade Fan is gonna stink. It did.

That's crazy. And I was like, that's crazy. I didn't think that I was like, that's overblown. But that's OK. I also understood the youth, I think, in that snapshot of a night as someone was dressed genuinely like Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2, not

as a hedgehog, but wearing a lot of the same items that he would wear. And I'm like, I get it. I understand the culture because like Blade and like Young Lean by accident, it like kind of sucks, like the music. But like in a cool way. Right. And it's fun and easy to admit that and be like, yeah, I listen to this

fucking suck ass music. I love Young Lean. I've listened to Young Lean since some of these guys were sperms. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, you know, it kind of sucks. He's been around a while. Yeah, he's been around a while. Has blade been around a while? Yeah, not as long not as like big not as big but yeah a long time Why is he got a bunch of young fans? He was like a kid. Blades 30 bro. Shouldn't he have 30 year old fans?

He's in like a punk band or some shit when he was a kid And so so I was like it was fun to just be there and I got it. I understand it. I get the youth. Touching grass, what you were yelling at me about just now, touching grass is nice, because I did shit all weekend and I'm in a great mood. I know.

So you're right. I know. And he's mad at you for it. I'm going to disappear for 14 years and only Skype you and then you'll fucking be like, damn, hanging out with Dubbin's actually sick as shit. I love that you're actually a little jealous. You know, with Dove is so fucking cool.

What it is. Oh, wow. Dove is in town. We should go to fucking Universal thing that I kill myself and do, but he's in town. I would. I know. Is that not normal? I just had to be gone for you to know this. I'm here. And that's the thing about it is. Let me let me break some shit down for you, Jovem.

We are holding each other in contempt for shit that we don't do anymore. Every one of us is changing for the better. But we still act like with this guy from three years ago. So we need to move on. We need to stop that. Because you know what? You asked me to go to Ben Schwartz. I went. I didn't want to go. And I'm like, of course, I'll go hang out with Dub and have a good time. We'll cream out. We creamed.

I hang with my boys. I do. But what I'm saying is you have flaws that you have worked on. No. OK. Everyone here has flaws that they've worked on to get to a better point. But we still shit on them like it's the old days. I hang out with my boys. That's real shit. We've all talked about that. He's not you're not you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're God, you're not, you actually have the same flaws. Real shit though. Not engaging. That is real shit.

We've all gotten better. Nah, but that's real shit. I don't even know what you think is real shit in this context. I'm kind of keeping it a hundred. You're not keeping it a hundred! Keep it a 99. No! It's a worse game.

I know, because most of it's true. But then there's a 1%. So yeah, go leave for 14 years. I'll hang out with you. Yeah, because I did fucking out with you last week and I liked it. Don't you see I'm trying to change? Yeah, we should. Because the yard will probably end like, you know, in like maybe three months. Yes, we should. We should do like a yard, like 10 year reunion podcast.

Like we're all older. We should come back into a single episode. You guys are all bald. We should do one a year when it ends The yard retrospective. Yeah, that'd be kind of fun. One year? One a year. Oh one a year That's kind of fire. What would we do? Because every ten people are just gonna forget. Yeah, and like Joe Obunga will be young forever I think we're gonna pay to have him frozen so he get him that's unfreeze him every He's got to send my kids to college to be honest Joe Bunga's will stay fuck you till the day he dies

I went to a concert too. I saw you went to Porter Porter throbbinson That's that's a Wait, did you guys hang out with him? Yeah, it was me porters ar. Yeah. It was me, Pornr, Shaggy. Well, a bunch of people were going from Mogul. Yeah. Otto was going. Otto was trying to go. Plight went.

And then me, Shaggy and GoCutie went. And then there I didn't ask. I just bought tickets. Like I've done a stream with him, but I just spent so much They're expensive. Well the day they came out they're expensive. I spent 3k. Oh my god How many tickets on four middle? vip front row tickets. I want it. Okay. Wait what?

What account does that 3k come out of? Oh, you're me I'm turning into you. I'm like, me and Yigley were doing an audit last night, and it was way to second. It actually came out of my personal, but it should have been business. It should have been business,

because I am making a short from it. You might be able to write that off. That's true. But two things happened. First thing is I got a shout out on stage. Oh, that's cool. You do not know who Porter Robinson was three years ago. He should have brought you on stage to do your song.

Do you believe that? Now I don't. OK, thank you. Did you did he say he missed me? He missed when I went because I went to a show. Yeah, didn't bring you up. But I think he was thinking of you for sure. He looked like he was thinking of you the whole time. Zipric, I'm going to send you I got to send it.

Fuck, I forgot to do that. The bargees. I'm going to send you the link because someone recorded it and we have the exact moment. This is yeah, I until until now, I thought this was like a TI international true sight thing where you just learned about Jerex and now Jerex is your favorite dota player But if you've fucked with Porter before that this is like a dream come true No, I fucked with him before three years ago. I think he was that's when nurture came out

He was just number one on my Spotify wrapped I was a real I'm a real rap. Whoa. Because that was his new album. You're a fan. I was a real, I'm a real porno head. That's so fun. Uh. Porno. And I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a, what do they call him? I'm not like a globe tard.

What? Because he has an album called Worlds. Oh. Many would disagree. And the people only like Worlds. Right. So. Guy with guitar. Uh, alright press play.

Nasty guy! Why does he have an acoustic guitar? Doesn't blood play electric music? No, he's like a blood waker sometimes. It's fucked. Okay. Why does this make me mad? I should be happy for you. 20 people. Oh yuck! Well, let me repeat what he said. He went, he went, I'm playing this next song.

It's from a game you might have heard League of Legends because he he made a song for League. OK, yeah. And then he continues and he goes, I peaked silver one. But right now I'm like bronze three. So, yeah, kind of like Ludwig. Wow, dude, he roasted you. And the most hurtful thing about that roast is that I'm not even bronze three.

Do you bronze? I'm bronze four. That's cool. I'm a lower rank than the rank he made fun of me for being. And he's busy. And he's busy. And he's busy. And he doesn't give a fuck. He's on stage being busy and he's a higher rank than you And then we got fucked up cuz he ain't go and shake were playing take a sip every time someone asked for a photo Oh, that's all that's brutal

Jesus Christ I said I was going to blow yourself percent It was so we had like six beers and then QT, shout out QT, got the manager, like I guess the reporter's manager came up to her. She was like messaging Porter's partner too. And then. Wait, did she ask to see the manager? No, no, no. He like came by because she's too loud. But got us to backstage to go hang with Pornr, which was cool.

What was that like? I've done like a couple streams with him. So I was just like, what's up? But it was cool for like Otto and... Jig. What was being backstage? Was Otto like, I made Porter Robinson. That's how I introduced him.

Yeah. That's fire. And then he was like, yeah. And then he pulled up some nerdy shit and I walked away He's like check this out. Yeah, I got this stuff going on. You like left them to play Yeah, you meet Madi on her manual was mad. Yeah was there he did he did perform apparently Porter's on some Streamer life shit cuz he asked Madi on to perform because they have a big song together Yeah, and then forgot that he asked him to perform and then Madion showed up and then he's like and they didn't do any audio check or

anything you have to prepare for things and then he's like I'll just fucking rip it and they ripped it and it was hype okay but he did sound bad dude Madion did? yeah that's so awful I just don't think he had like an in-ear, so like he's singing the song and it's just like a little off. Like we could tell it was off, but it's like who cares? He's here. It's Matty on. He's like you. Did you speak French to Matty on? Yeah, that was what I thought. I didn't meet him. I just...

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Yeah, yeah. Did you think that was funny? No. No? No, because I've been doing dealing with Goofy aw comments all weekend. Oh, because of Tarik? Because Ludwig Tarik Invitational was run by Sentinels. Yeah.

They were like, oh, we need copyright free music. What should we do? And then I was like, I don't know, figure it out. And they're like, oh, we need copyright free music. What should we do? And then I was like, I don't know, figure it out. And they're like, oh, we'll just use the Ludwig Schleck musical Emporium music. And I'm like, sure. But then it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom. And that, and the like five minute interim period and everyone, everyone just is making goofy, all comments.

Like, like, like fucking wrong crowd wake up, go into the dentist. Ah, day music. Oh, bro, you're getting shit on. What is an epidemic sound? Are you boycotting it? What the fuck's going on? I ain't not doing shit! I don't do that!

My hands on the mask said I don't do that shit! Oh, you're too busy, bro. You're too busy. You're too busy to make decisions that people just like... pissing me off. So my job there, I show up. I say, what up? What was it like?

I heard Leo went, the guy who runs the league. Dude, yeah. Yeah. That was funny. Hey, you should have went. You should have fought that guy. You got some shit to say. Leo Faria was there.

He's very nice. He's very mild-mannered. He was a sweet guy. That's good. But he's the guy who makes all the decisions as far as Valorant eant esports goes. Which you tend to agree with a lot. Big decisions. They're big ones. He's powerful. I think he's like number two. Oh yeah. There's like Anna who deals with like all of Valorant and then he's just VCT. You also don't like the format. Oh yeah I've checked out him several times on Twitter. You can piece your mind? Well I

talked to him and like he would like like you like every time you ask him, he gives a very, you know, a little answer, very like he's very careful. And it's like, yes, like we have to be considerate of this and that. And so then at a certain point, I was like, well, but I'm not going to discuss our way to like relegation. So I just I just started shouting out shit after a while. So there just be like, I feel bad.

I was, I feel like I was putting him in a hot seat. Oh, cause he was on the broadcast while you're doing this. Yeah. And I'd be like, you know, someone would be like, oh man, he got fucked. I was like, yeah, like Leo fucked here too. Yes. That's crazy. I'm playing around dude. Yes! That's crazy! I'm playing around dude. Why aren't there any Chinese teams?

Leo, what's your body count? Leo, is Taiwan part of the mainland you think? Oh! Dude, Riot would detonate the cyanide capsule in his mouth. They would. You know! Cause I found out that, look, I don't know how legit it is, but they're saying that the viewership

for champs this year was three times last year. Nine million viewers. Whoa. EDG won Chinese team probably because they say seven million Chinese viewers tuned in. Oh, what the fuck? It's like Turkey. For reference, Masters last year when when EG won, was 3.8.

That's so interesting. There are Chinese Valorant teams? Yeah, now there is. Yeah, I don't know why you said that. Yeah, there are. And they won champs. The reason I said that is because Bandai Namco had a bit of a scandal.

There was a tech internment that happened two weeks ago where there was a player from China who got through and got in like top 16 to earn points and to get in the finals. And then they DQ'd him because China is not allowed to compete in the Tekken World Tour finals for whatever reason. It's like sanctioned countries like Russia, China, a couple others. If you're from there, you don't get to represent your country. Wow.

And they let this guy go all the way through. That's stupid. DQ'd him out of winners and then losers. And everyone was like, what the fuck's going on? This guy just wants to play Tekken, right? It's a normal gamer. I mean, bro, they figured out they figure that out for the Olympics. I know.

The Olympics, you can still compete. And so they had to like do this whole apology post and it was really poorly handled. They're worried about the geopolitical implications of Riot Games is the opposite, to be clear. Yeah, no, no, I agree. I like to make fun of them. They're pivoting to maybe an all Chinese roster. That's beast.

Their fureship way better. Riot X Crossfire. Yeah, that's a dream. Yes, I want to be an anime made T posing while I op. I mean, League of Worlds right now. Watching that game is fucking crazy, dude. Crossfire? Crossfire? Watching old Crossfire is so fucking funny.

Is it electric? Yeah, it kind of is. Because it's just like watching CS 1.6, but with... It's just... It's been... It's like Yassified 1.6. And all the animations and sounds are just so weird and funny, and you can be... and you can be so many things rather than the standard CS model. You play it after your factory job in Gang Chao. Fucking chain smoke at the cafe and you fucking boot up Crossfire,

and you don't play Crossfire HD. We should quit this whole shit. What is the percent of smokers in China? Oh. Is it high? It's the percent of smokers in China? Oh, well, is it high? Sure. It's got to be high. It's fucking high. I don't know. Oh, it is our assumption. Do you think they they've pivoted as ins?

I feel like maybe. Yeah, I feel like they're on that vape wave. Hmm. 25.6 adults in China smoked in 2020. Wait, 50 percent of men aged 15 over in 2018. Oh, men, men. That's fucking crazy. OK, that makes sense. 2.1 of women aged 15 over in China smoked.

So half of all dudes, almost no women. Why? We gotta get more women smokers. I think they need to capture that market. Pink, cigs. That's your solution. Yeah. And it tastes like strawberry.

That'd be so fun. And on the side they say girl bossing today. What's our breakdown by the way? Ours of 15% women. Is it 15 still? Yeah, it's always 14, 1 and then the rest is male. 14, 1 male, the rest envy. We have the non-binary world community behind us because of Bloodwix publicity stunt two years ago.

It's a pink cigarette on the side that says men's tears. Yooo! That's fucking B-smote, I love it. My grandma smoked them thin-ass ones because she was like evil. She smoked the Cruella De Vil ass. At the end of like a like a little she didn't have the thing plastic filter. That's only for French people. But she did smoke the thought of the long as we're

going to do that either. They invented it. They don't do it. They also invented chopping people's heads off. Yeah, we chop it off. It did come down. We're sure the guillotine is very French. Guillotine.

I love how you said it. And then I was like it is a French word because you don't pronounce the L's. It's like Jean Pierre. That's not with... Wow. Good shit. Good call.

Good looks. Jean Pierre. Yeah, with the L's in it. I'm kind of a renaissance man. Jean Pierre. You just know so much. How do you feel, bro? Me?

How are you feeling right now? The challenge is weighing heavy on me. He's cooked. You think about it a lot. He's cooked. He was up late. Yeah, I'm tired. I woke up in the middle of the night. You're still gaming. I could tell bro was epee. Yeah. You thought I was epee? I'm epee. I woke up and I was just like, ah! Would a tongue kiss help you get energy? What? Wait, I'm talking to my friend. What's fucking crazy? It's a crazy thing to say. Can up for once just talk to my fucking friend without some fucking panic out of shit? I guess I don't get to answer for myself. I guess we all- Answer.

Isn't that funny? Answer. Answer. We all just sort of fucking answer for people now. I would love for you to answer this and if it's yes, I would love you to be a man of your word. Like the fucking media, the way the media is. Would it help?

And let the news cycle dude, it never like stops churning Would it help if I tongue kiss Dave? I can't wait till Andrew Tay calls you an F-slur He's kinda on a rampage He is He's just, whoever he sees in his vision cone What's he doing? I haven't seen anything He called BB No Money the F-slur

Really? That's our slime! That's, that's slack! For no real reason, like it was in response He was just appearing in a photo with a man which to be fair In response to a video he made making food with the man Yeah, why are you as a man in a video with another wasn't him? He just posts a picture kissing younger that is that after he got called the episode was to like

That was he was taking it back. That was beast much it that's these. Yeah Yeah, he's he's mad right now. I guess young gravy in person that guy's tall. Yeah. Yeah He's at streamer games like he could like kiss the top of Aidan's head. No, he's no six four So she's six four some shit for real. He's talking that yeah, I think he towers. I love a good a mug Yeah in real life. It's in this we I found is very short, unable to mog me. What were you concerned about her mogging every day? Yeah, I think I meet her. I play Lux because she looks like Sydney Sweeney.

That's how I was. My friend Max came. He's like not plugged in. He's like doesn't he doesn't like listen to the show. He just knows about kind of like my life every now and then. So I just Skype him every day. So it's kind of interesting. You go from that to not talking to knowing somebody. And he's saying he's like, I started watching some of your stuff.

You said you like go to Denny's and like, what do you do there? I was like, oh, no, I go to Denny's every year. I watch alone and I watch The Matrix on my phone. And he's like, oh, and he says big pause and he's like, The Matrix is incredible. And I'm like, you're my fucking boy, bro. Like I get, I'm so happy. I'm so happy that my friend is here. You have Matrix themed Denny's. It could be pretty cool. A Denny themed Matrix movie. themed Denny's. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. A Denny themed Matrix movie.

Come on. No, the problem here is, and let me crack your head wide open. The red pancake puppy. The Matrix is already an allegory for what Denny's represents. No. Famously. You can literally. Give me that. Trans identity.

It's because both of them, you go there after the theater. Both as directors, one of them, she was, she had already been going to Denny's and then it took her sister a while longer to realize that she also wanted to go to Denny's too, Ludwig. Yeah. And you go, no, okay. Not only one of them works on Denny's. You go to Denny's and you realize there's so many of the Denny's and they're the same,

right? Yeah. Yeah. But they're an identical copy, almost as if a crafted environment for you to exist inside of, like the Matrix. Thank you. And also the water is good as fuck in that Coca-Cola cup. Oh my fucking God, bro. And also I get sucked dry out of Denny's all the time. What? What?

You always make it crass. Don't think it sucked. You made it gross. When you make it crass, it think it sucked You made it gross When you make it crass it sucks You made it big You made it big viewers Don't do it You made it big viewers

You made it big viewers Sorry Don't think it's Don't think it's Ayy I'm back Yeah this is This is Baby No Money just making food with another guy That's so funny they made pizza and there's a dog there

Oh my god Oh he slapped him with the salami. Maybe that's why. Dude, did you see how he slapped the sauce on? This looks really good. God, he has such a great hairline and beard and face. Oh my god. He was about to kiss him at the end. But yeah.

Don't, don't. No, I'm not sure I know like. Well, I had to watch the video. Why do you hear out all the songs? Nah, it's just like I have to watch it. I get where he thought it. I thought. I wouldn't have said it, but I get where he thought it.

Because I also thought it at that moment. Well, it'd be no marriage if I ran the country. Yeah, and then he tried to like, oh, god. Oh, no. He called him bottom G Goddamn cuz that graph is low now. He extremely ratioed bro. Did I tell you about my bruised nipples? No, Dubbin. What? Dubbin. There's a Have you been having trouble breastfeeding? From the breastfeeding party that you went to? Well Kelby Kelby you're breastfeeding Kelby?

party that you went to? Well, Kelby... Kelby? You're breastfeeding Kelby? If... Does he... again? How well does Kelby latch? Kelby, he latches very good. He's very compliant. He latches immediately too. He's very compliant. Because you didn't tell... Kelby, don't bite down. No, me because we did lower thirds. Nick left. He hates lower thirds. I love lower thirds. Of course I hate lower thirds. So guess who directs him now? Kelby. OK.

And for the lower thirds, it's basically like a little thing that pops up when we're doing our show. We had to do one for Riot Games to promote their new bundle, which has cats. It has cats. It as a cat bundle. I saw that someone in your game had a baby cat and I liked it. And in the cat bundle to promote it, he got Tarik a big blow up cat costume. And then he got me cat accessories.

Yeah. Cat ears, cat tail, choker. No, you were you were you wearing a shirt? Well, he was like, it would be, I'm not telling you what to do, but it would be preferred if you were shirtless. I want less. Less, even less. And you know how forceful Kelby is, if I say no. Oh my god. That one time he held your head in the pool.

He'll hold my head in the pool. He had his water torture at my my ass so I take my shirt off And we do our thing. It's popping off and I'm trying and I'm trying to do it my way I'm like, yeah, I'm in this cat costume, but I don't like it and he's like you love it You love it you love This actually this is and I'm like and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I love it I love is this what it takes to get him say this actually. This is crazy. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I love it. You're right, I love it.

Is this what it takes to get to the top of the North American sales game? This is what you have to do. This is what you have to be like? This is the liberal humiliation ritual you have to do to get that Riot Games money. And so I do it. And then the video airs. After the video airs, it is discovered you can see the light bruising above my nipples. Which brings up a conversation.

Yeah, yeah. Because we're on the couch and then Tara goes, Oh, what are those? Oh, what are those bruises? He's trying to smile. What are those bruises on your nipples? To which I say. You don't remember? Nice. Because Tarek is the one who bruised...

From last episode, Jumper! ...my nipples! That's right! Whoa! Because we were playing the game of find the nipple, and he pinched me hard as shit! Tees gone cold, I wonder why... And he's like, he's like, I didn't do that.

I was like, bro! It's funny when you say, I don't remember, because it sounds like you're trying to do a funny joke where you're like you were biting My nipples when we were having sex with each other. Yeah, right, but then he's like, it's genuine. He's like, whoa pause But he was grabbing dude. Yeah Another purple what I'm starting to learn Ludwig is that people use your body like a pin cushion. You're vulnerable. That's all I am. Aiden falls here.

And me and your mother need to have a talk with you. Yeah. Why are you laughing? Your father's trying to tell you something. I'm just thinking about what we said that may or may not have been cut before we started this ad. Please continue mom and dad. We haven't cut what ad? We're in your living room.

What are you talking about? He still thinks he's in a podcast dear. Sweet, it's not. What are you talking about? He still thinks he's in a podcast, dear. Sweetheart. My God. Did you take your pills? No. Okay, so.

Did you eat? No. Oh, he's thin as a bone. God, you're thin as a single bone. It's like you're made of one bone. I'm so hungry. You're thin as a bone. You don't feed me.

My beautiful child, we're gonna feed you tonight because we just got in a fresh order of factor meals the box came I've put them in the refrigerator It's up to you whether or not you'd like to have them microwaved as your mother I leave the choice to you I leave choices like that for you as my son the meals are no mess and they're easy to prepare My sweet child and I'm going to prepare them for you as your father How has the bully been at school has he been leaving you alone or does he still make you wear a diaper? He makes me wear a diaper?

He makes me wear the diaper. Okay. Well, you're gonna have 35 meal choices, so it's really unclear what will be in the diaper. Why is it? Once you've consumed it. I'm starving and I haven't eaten so the diaper isn't usually full. Right. Why are you-

Why are you starving? We're feeding you, why are you starving? I would love to eat enough of a delicious meal to fill this diaper. Well, you can because there's 55 weekly add-on options like juices, smoothies, snacks, and there's even breakfast, Aiden. You ever thought about eating a factory meal for breakfast? Sorry, not Aiden. What's your name in this world? My son. Joey.

Jason. You know they even have filet mignon. This ain't no middle of the mall meal. Filet mignon? Yeah, Jason. Yeah, Jason. Yeah, Jason. Oh, do you think that'll fill my diaper? Listen, this bully, whether or not the bully

makes you put on the diaper during recess. He does. Everyday. I told you to talk to the teacher about that. I can't. Okay, you can go send a report. You can go to factormeals.com slash theyard50mychild and you can get 50% off the meals

that we're already gonna make for you. But we're gonna charge you full price if you get it through your parents. You're my parents. You said you would. But if you go to factory meals dot com slash the yard 50, you can get 50% off plus 20% off your next subscription. And you're going to need that because we're sending you to college and we are not paying your tuition. Do you understand that you'll have to put yourself through this

and you'll have to solve this bully problem yourself. Don't you get it? I'm your mother and I love you, but I'm not giving you anything except a factor. I'm your father and I don't love you. You know what, if you... That checks out. That's a therapy thing that we got to figure out. I don't think I'm capable of love.

I don't even love her. I did know that. Do you like me better or worse with my diaper on? I won't answer. Something else at this shoot, Tarik, Tarik was to get into this to this cat costume, takes off his sponsored by Red Bull shirt. Oh, he's just fucking ripped and reveals a the body of a Greek Adonis. OK, well, you say Greek, but he's Turkish.

So I'll make that mistake again. A Turk Adonis. My mistake. Yeah. You can say an but he's Turkish. So I'll make that mistake again. Oh, Turk, Turkodonish. My mistake. Yeah, you're going to say an Ottoman soldier or something. I was like, I don't remember Tarek, you know, looking like that. OK. And, you know, he's he shows it off for a second. I was like, holy shit. The shoot ends.

Everybody's packing up and leaving Ludwig hits the gym at like 1030 PM. Mugged Ludwig mugged 100K views like 1030. You saw Terry take his shirt off. Bro, you got mugged and you had to lift. You got to get a pump on. You got to get your pump on. Don't do it. Don't look at your jawline. Don't talk about your jawline.

You saw his beautiful Turkish body, which is hard for me to say as a Greek. That's how beautiful it is! That I have to say it. I'm gonna out him, this is all a lie, he didn't take his shirt off. What the fuck? He did. Are you lying? He literally did. Room.

Were you drunk? I was in the room. He did not take his shirt off for the cow costume. Uh, he took his shirt off for something. In the middle of our warehouse. So the story falls apart. I'd be so mad if I was looking. This is the fucking-

This is the fucking- The murder! I saw him shoot somebody in a red shirt! Well, actually he was wearing a blue shirt. Welcome to court? Officer, he's keeping a blue shirt Welcome to court No, man, I worked out cuz I wanted to work out that's fucking not true Turkish bod I look Tarek has

Barrequist genetics. He's got two shelves on his chest body. He's got start button and just go up. But, not yet. You got a jump start that year. Battery died for sure. And he drunk drove that school bus once. No man, I just wanted to crush. I also did it at PSL. That's my defense. Okay, I shouldn't say we did PSL, but there was a PSL the other night. It was last week.

And it was crazy squad. It was like Jay Schlatt, Ted showed up. Chocolate Sandwich insisted on being their own team. And they were ass. And they were ass. And they were whipping their own ass. Connery's pants showed up. A lot of people showed up. And all of a sudden there's like nine dudes

hanging around while you were working out. And you just had to shirt on. And I remember at a point you said, kind of quietly. But I was next to you. You said, I have to put a shirt on. This is ridiculous. What did that mean? When you said that?

So I was working out. I'm crushing. I'm trying. This is after we did like a late yard. Yeah, we did like our thing. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, I'll just crush shower and then save a PS yard. Yeah, we didn't like our thing. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, just crush shower and then save a PSL. And then I take my shirt off because it's fucking it was just like a little warmer in the warehouse. I think Aiden hanging out. Yeah.

So it's like we usually have our shirts off when we work out. And so like one person comes in. I'm like, all right, that's fine. You're working out all of a sudden eight people in the fucking room. And what they're doing is they're seeing my workout and they're like, all right, I'll try to. It's true. OK. They started lifting dumbbells.

And like I do my right side, I'm doing just like Rose. I just do the right side. I'm going to do the left. Three people come in to do Rose. And I'm like, I got to do the left side still. And they're just like, they're just like, I can do that. I'm like, cool. OK, this isn't like I'm not like challenging you here. But like Ted would walk up and be like, that's not too bad.

I'm like, OK, thank you. He did do that. And he was like, I can't do another. And then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just going to put my shirt on. I'm just going to try to close this out. That same thing happened, though, when I worked out at 1030. I'm like, it's 1030. All right, it's chill.

I'll just fucking bust out my workout. I'm doing legs. And then every smasher is here because they all hung out with Bob Burnquist all day. The down thing on Wednesday. I can't. We got to real fucking. And they're all just walking out. I'm just sitting there squatting.

And they're like, oh. And every person comes up is like, they're doing the math of how out. I'm just sitting there squatting and they're like, oh and every person comes up It's like they're doing the math of how much weight I'm lifting Is that a lot and we have two different 45 pound plates that are all like 45 35 like it's two 45s Just trying to read through. That's so funny. So wow you you're getting bothered while trying to get big for Tarek. I'm just trying to get big You know, you're trying to be like, not for Tarek for me. You want to be bigger for Tarek? This is the thing, by the way. Dude, by the way, after doing it, I like this.

Look at this God body. I like that. After doing it, Kelby was like, bad news. Riot said it was a little graphic. We can't air it. And I was like, you dumb bitch. He forced you to take it off. And he didn't clear with riot.

They said it was too sexual, not because I was shirtless, by the way, because the choker is a leash when cats wear them. Not part of the shit that that was more because that way clear the tents in the room. They they they push it. They push it. They they fucking they went. They stacked. But you push back and you won. It's on the broadcast. Yeah, I'm saying they they had to fight for it. They push it. They fucking they went they stacked. But you push back and you won.

It's on the broadcast. Yeah, I'm saying they had to fight for it. But initially it was a no. A choker is not at this. But most men and some women agree that wearing such a necklace suggests submission. I think a choker is sexual. OK, so every pet has a choker. Oh, OK.

Animals are fucking dot fr source yeah dude sure that's our best french people yeah let's trust the French they would know this one they would know about fucking sex everything sexual there see you'll do that also she wants it to fact I don't know I love it

you just sit in wait and go, what's the first fucking fuck? What was the practice of the car for today? Yeah, I think if that's sexual, then all of our pets are begging for dick. You don't have to say it. This is logic. You don't have a pet. You can't say no to no violence for that. I think the key part was submissive. This is logic. They're all submissive. And that's why like outdoor cats are free thinkers.

I think I think it is true that a caller would make an animal submissive, but animals are not sexual because. OK, so now animals can't have sex. Cancel it. Cancel it. Cancel animals. Because we as humans aren't or shouldn't be attracted to other species. I agree. Right. So then it's not sexual on an animal. Zipper, this is not helpful.

That's AI overview says animals are sexual. Animals fuck each other. The AI says so. When a human wears a collar, it is suggesting the same submission that it does when an animal wears it, but in a more sexual nature. Because what is a human submitting to another human? Well, if you're a man, why would you submit to another man? True.

Because it's sexual. Why are you as a man talking about sex? Why are you as a man having sex with another man? Because you're gay. In the same tone as why are you as a man eating fish? Yeah, he's going back around. You know what I've been reading that makes me sad is that college kids right now, they're like, they're just using chat GPT like crazy to do all their work. And I think about it and I'm like, that's kind of sucks because they're becoming like

really stupid. But then I think about me and how much I procrastinated in college. I'm like, dude, I would do that too. Also, it's also like what they what we were being told in school, like, don't use Wikipedia or cheat or whatever, like, because you got to learn. This is the same thing, it's just more streamlined. Well, Wikipedia was thought just to be a bad source of information. I more mean like cheating, like, don't cheat because you won't learn anything,

you'll just pass the test. This is that, but faster and better and harder the test. Yeah, this is that but faster and better faster Hard to detect. Yeah, it's kind of spooky because you think about the kind of people were minting because I think Chad gbt is more So it's like yes, we were told that but there's a difference between asking the robot to do all of it for you You know, there's a apparently there's like Somewhat I bet AI is good at going against it But there's somewhat decent detectors of if something was written with AI or not, right? Yeah, and you have to like use that to grade your shit now

Yeah I saw a tweet from a she was like I I'm a professor and most of my life now is just seeing if it's AI Which feels like a waste of teaching people and I think that's as a as someone who went for writing It's like all that does well The yard is fucking hood knowledge. You just come here That's real school and you come learn from us We learn from us the four of us can teach you everything that you know shit history PE Probably

Gender studies gender studies Classes all you need is that is the right wings biggest And... Gender studies. Gender studies. Whoa! The four classes. That's all you need. That is the right wing's biggest nightmare. That becomes the four topics in four schools. History. Lunch. Wait, what was it?

You're quoting like an old meme that's like, this fucking show taught me everything. Oh no, it's uh, I didn't realize I was doing that, but you're right, it's the tweet that's like, like yeah, I'm in school, it's a... I didn't realize I was doing that, but you're right. It's the tweet that's like, like, yeah, I'm in school. It's like Fortnite PE. Yeah, it's some shit like that.

Something like that, yeah. But we can we can offer you all the education we ever need. You ever need. And I'll say this. AI will never touch what we teach you unless... AI can never make the yard. AI will never touch you like we touch you. We'll touch you good. You'll know the difference between a robot touching you and us touching you with our minds. Don't be fucking crass

We'll touch your mind freak bitch in the mind. We'll touch the clitoris of your mind Fingers I'll give the little folds in your grave Out there's a prostate in your mind and we are massaging it. Okay, we got there. Oh, you'll get there. Anyway, what are you guys? What's on your mind? What's on your mind, guys?

I missed everyone. I'm leaving for a week. I will not be here. Why are you going to Japan? You're heading out. I didn't know you're doing there. I'm doing an RV trip with Connor Seedog. Got it. Thank you.

What happened to Michael Reeves? Did Blood just give up on Nippon? No, it was just that he couldn't do our original time slot. I couldn't do one until now-ish, but then I'm doing the RV trip instead because it's not a great time to motorcycle. So you, Connor, sludden it up in an RV? We will be riding in an RV. Stinking it up. It stinks in there too. Slud and stink it. It stinks in a motorcycle. Do you, Connor, sludden it up in an RV? We will be riding in an RV.

Stinking it up. Stinks in there too. Slud and stink. It stinks in a good way. It's gonna be a Blade concert in there. Dude. Bro. It's gonna stink in the street.

Bobbitt Harry kinda sank, I won't lie. What? Really? Them gamers. The Scent Office? Them polyester jerseys. Oh. We've nothing to the imagination.

In that hot California weather. Yes sir. Was, uh, who's on Sentinels right now? Is Zecken on that shit? Yeah, it was Zecken Fryde. He was the MVP. He played so good. Zecken Stinky? Zecken?

It was not Stinky, no. No, but I don't think he was wearing his jersey. I want you to know, Zecken, I will bully if I hear you're Stinky, so fucking keep that deal to yourself. He's getting really cocky. Yeah? Like, really cocky. That's kind of cool.

Because he's like playing the best he's ever played. And like people are talking about him, like other pros from other regions. Like second coming to Christ. Dude. They're like, yes, that can just he's informed. Like he's just doing it different. And he knows he's been posted. He posted a YouTube community post of him in a crop talk. OK. Serving. He, serving. He's serving.

He's serving, but like it's not like an Instagram post. It's a YouTube community post. Like, yeah, I don't even know how to do that. I was the button. It's that's crazy. We should we should put we should do that with Aiden on our YouTube. Yeah, it's for the fans. That would be like Aiden doing it.

But but it's, you you know he's 19 god damn Was prom fun You think blood when yeah? He went to prom and he won two Rolexes From from your turn to Turk you were giving out rollies winners win rollies. Yes, sir fucking cool I'm not gonna lie only on my wrist like cringe-ass like Zed rollies and a Vowran sponsor or some shit? Hahahaha! Look up Zekirova.

Stupid ass sound when you inspect. There they are. Okay, clean. Dude. I love that. Rolexes should have inspect sounds. Really? Like you go check it and it's like and it goes It makes it just plays lights by a V goes. It just plays like a poor Robinson. Does a sky voice line? It's five. You know, it's funny is I learned about an NBA young boy song from Fortnite. I'm learning everything is happening backwards for me. What? Why are you guys doing this?

Don't make that face. Come back. Come back. Come back. What the fuck's the problem? Isn't this what they want? Isn't it what NBA Youngboy wanted was for me to see Peter Griffin? I don't think NBA Youngboy wants you. That's not true. That's not true. Don't say that. Don't put words in Youngboy's mouth like that.

Youngboy could want him for sure. Don't say never broke again. Don't say shit like that. Why would he not go for tonight? If you do want for a night player base and the for tonight player base includes people all a sex and Creed I saw both Peter Griffin saying right foot creep and then I listened to it in the shower Come back, come back, come back. You see why the photo you sent me of your countertop? I believed that was you.

You see why I believed it? When did you play Fortnite? I didn't. I watched Nick play. Oh, you watched him play Fortnite? I watched my streamer play. Right, the creep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was cool.

I mean, that's true. Sorry, I'm engaging with the world around me. I cannot win a game of Fortnite. It's tough. Our lobbies are hard, bro. You know what the secret is. What's that? Not playing fortnight? What do you mean? You play the more I'm saying you're doing this picker wheel thing which makes it come up more wheels hype though when you played it early you probably just were winning No, we haven't won one. Oh really? No, then you guys just maybe I have a high of rank

I literally we don't have any I don't have any bots in our fucking games And I just get killed by guys as wish I TV. Yeah, there's no boss Okay You get into hurtful mode It's because I love when people fail this challenge. Because you know everyone was coming at me. They're coming at me. Yeah, but hurt people? I was rooting for you when you were doing it.

Hurt people hurt people. You hurt people. Yeah, but you're hurting the person that didn't hurt you. Yeah. No. What is that? I'm trying to- He's being Tony Stark.

Way low. Boosting off. Shhh. Dude, I was watching Starting Five, the Netflix documentary about five NBA pros. Okay. And one of them, Anthony Edwards, is a big basketball player. Great name. And he's exactly like XQC.

Really? Yeah, like he has min-maxed his life just to be really good at basketball, but can't do shit else. Does he look like XQC or something? No, no, no. He's just a handsome black man. He doesn't look like XQC. He doesn't look like XQC. Okay. He doesn't.

So why? Because no one in the NBA looks like XQC. No one looks like that. You don't get the NBA looking like XQC. There's gotta be some. He's tall. Birdman's the closest. He's not tall for the NBA. I know, but like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, okay, go on. Anyway, the scene that cemented this in my mind is it's his uncle and he's packing a suitcase. He's like, got to pack two suitcases, one for clothes and one for video games. Aunt loves his video games. He's talking about his nephew, Anthony Edwards, and how he packs bags for him. And then Anthony Edwards in the interview is like, yeah, I don't know why he packs my bags like I've never been good at packing.

And, you know, shit's worked out for me and I'm not going to get good at packing now., I don't know why he packs my bags like I've never been good at packing and you know Shits worked out for me, and I'm not gonna get good at packing now, but I don't know why he does I think he likes it or something and it's like obviously no. That's so funny And then it's the uncle he's packing the game suitcase, and he's like can't forget the cables forgot the cable once Oh never forget the kids It's like kind of sad cuz like so you got chewed out one time, didn't pack the cables. It's also funny because he's a father. Yeah, Anthony Edwards himself.

Yeah. Wait, is he? Yeah, he is. He's a kid. I don't think he's a kid. He does. I like the idea of... He doesn't.

You can prove this. Well, the thing is, I think when you have a kid who becomes a fucking NBA player, that's like the dream if you're a dad, right? No, no, I'm talking Anthony Edwards. I know, I know. Oh, it's his uncle? This is his uncle.

You have a nephew. If you're related to an NBA player, you feel like this great sense of like... Yeah, he very much clearly loves his family and supports his family. I think the difference between him and X, the one difference that I can identify... His ex makes more money. Yeah, that's not even true. Ex clears. Ex met the president.

Ex met President Trump. How about that? That is definitely not even true. Ex met the goat and he clears in cash. Band for band right now. I actually, how much, is it close? No. No.

They make that much money? Anthony Edwards makes so much money. His contract's by like 200 million. he's the face of American basketball. Right. That's not like such a hot of the new generation of American basketball. Sorry. He's making shit up. He. Am I smoking pot? Five year contract essentially that's worth up to 245 million. Yeah, he claims bank that shit.

What is listed in the fucking AI on the Timberwolves. I do not love AI the yard will always feed you AI and I've always said that Yeah, now he does. Yeah, I used to be an Allen Iverson. Now, what's it mean? That is true. That sucks Ducks bro. Oh, I guess They I was also a thing. Well, I have a song Like was that Bruce Willis movie? Oh wait that's the song is Was leaping across It's just so believable he goes I'm kidding when he leaves his Wikipedia dude some guy Some guy my chat last night was like you play white Iverson

And I was like normally I'd be mad at you asking me to do something, but that's a good idea. So I just blared it. I think it was a lot louder for me than it was for stream because it was so loud that I couldn't hear Alex anymore. And I was like, happier. That's bad, dude. I was like, oh wow.

They need to go to therapy. I was like, this relationship is more fun when he's not flaming me for doing better than him. He crashes out so fast and Nick just wants the game and Nick's trying to keep... I would say Nick is trying a lot and Alex just needs like this stamina. They need to talk. They need to talk about what they... Don't chat.

I was like, you guys need to communicate. When we were like in that second league game and I'm like, brother, not the problem. A lot more layers before communication going on. People just desperately, desperately in chat saying, Nick, skill your W, put a point into it. And he had three on his Q, two on his E, and then one on his R. And his W had no skill. He just wasn't using it.

It's watching a violent car crash. And it's crazy every detail. I'm doing what Sanch told me to do. You don't have to. Sanch told me to do. Fuck Sanch! Sanch should not say don't kill a point. He said do your E all the way, get R when it's available. No, no, you're misunderstanding.

It's alright, he doesn't know. How? Because what you're supposed to do is you get all the spells and then you do E as much as you can and R whenever you can. Right, so you need at least one point so you have access to the spell in the first place. I don't even fucking- It's okay, it's okay. Just take it off the list.

It's fine. I won't. I won't. You should! Because lowkey, I wasn't even hate watching, I was like, hard crash watching. And it's like I enjoy it, because then sometimes they win. What do you want from me? You don't like when I'm good at games?

I'm saying I do like it! You don't like when I'm bad at games? I gotta be average at I'm bad at games. Oh, I got to be average at games. I like it. That's the best way to do it. He likes it. Sure, dude. I don't like it. Sherman Oaks.

Sherman Oaks? Y'all fry at Rocket League. Oh, my God. Yeah, we do, because our teammates are, or our opponents are bots. Every time you think back on this challenge, unless it's PGA, you always have a sad look on your face. No, it's fun.

I enjoy it. When is this going to stop? You know, when you win have a sad look on your face. No, it's fun. I enjoy it. When is this gonna stop? You know, when you win, you're gonna do it until you win? I'm gonna make a trailer for every stream. Dude, Zipper 2 is the one who's hurting the most from this. No! Babe, please, come to my place. It's actually got a great effect on the relationship

because I feel so guilty for how much I'm playing League of Legends that we hang out way more. Oh, that's so beautiful. It's working out all across the board. I just don't make any art. It's fine. I make zero art right now.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't. You got to pick two of the three. Yeah, I'm definitely at an all time low, misery wise, for sure. But the challenge is fun when I'm doing it, because I can't feel any of that, and the world kind of melts away. League think legends has a cool way of making you ignore that you don't have any sort of like passion

That's what's going on with you, too What you're trapped in the you're trapped do you see second second second second? When are you gonna come out? I looked good This is good. Yeah in bronze for the goal is bronze three now. I actually did level up after the Porta concert. I'm just worried about you guys. I'm actually not worried about Anthony. He's getting out there and socializing. There's got to be balance. I'm a great switch up.

Yeah, you're worried about me. I game. I think I'm the most worried about you. I'm literally going to driving everywhere. You're going to a meeting. I'm going to Japan. Okara Masha to fucking explore the world. Okara-mashita.

Hanashi-moss type shit. Oishi. Explore the world? Hanashi-moss type shit. That's the drunk driving capital of the world, Japan. Actually, I think it's 0.00. It's, yeah, no one drives, that's the funny part. The salarymen can do what they do and live the way they live because of the trains.

They get to drunk commute. It's so much cooler than drunk driving. Yeah, that's so hype. They play their Switch. They play Fire Emblem, go to work for 10 hours, and then get blackout. Dude, I'm following this horrible TikTok. It's just this Japanese salary man

and he posts his day-to-day life. Okay. It's so sad. It makes you feel good. No, it makes you feel so bad. Is it like those day in the life edits where he's like, and I get up at six in the morning I and I go to work and it's midnight and I go home. It's silent POV just him walking

It's like I'm up at six. It's just Texas like I'm up at six I have to get to work at nine on time is early in Japan Haraway, and it's just like the community's like my work is very far It's like joy. I got off early today and it's likerowing. And it's just like the community's like, my work is very far. And it's like, Joy, I got off early today and it's like 6 p.m. and I'm like, ah, he's like grabbing a quick bite to eat. So many options. It's just convenience.

Sore food. 7-Eleven onigiri. Delicious. I love it. He's just getting home at midnight and he's like, I'm not able to afford enough from this job to buy a home. I hope this changes. And then the video just ends and I'm like, Jesus Christ. And it always ends.

It's like Japan is much better to visit than live. I thought that the thing about salary men was that they make a lot of money. No, the thing about salary men is that they have a very secure job. It's almost impossible to get fired. You give that like a purple filter, some speed ramping at a net spend song. That is a pretty hard tick tock. Bart Simpson, PFP. Yeah, we're we're cooking. That's really deep.

It always that'll be the ad campaign. You go and you sample that culture. You take all you extract all of the good from it. All the values they will call it. Masta you stink up the RV with Connor and then you come home meanwhile salarymen like that are one fucking Welshman in RV and I'm taking their culture like what are you talking about you know you can't even book hotels with two men no oh my god in quite a few areas in Japan you know what I heard they say gay but my max he was spent like two

years in Japan he was telling me people cheat all the time yeah not called cheating what's it it's not like it's called a sexual release okay no this is that you guys should actually release on your not it's kind of not a meme this is a sexually release sexually released. If you go have like, it's somewhat normal. If you like go have sex with like a prostitute and you like pay for it. What? Your wife's like...

I think it's common to stop having sex with your wife after you've had children. Because, because why? Because you had the kids. There's a, there's a... Because Warzone 2 came out, bro. Warzone's out, you gotta fucking cook. Yeah, this is a

Shining it does not these are Japanese women being interviewed by Takashi This is so fun. What a fun place. It sounds awful here. How It sounds terrible to live here It's it's not like everybody agrees It's not good if they hide it as long as there's no feelings for prostitutes. It's not. It's it's not like everybody agrees. It's not good if they hide it. As long as there's no feelings for prostitutes, it does not constitute. This is probably curated as well, but it probably does represent somewhat of like a cultural idea. That's so fun.

It's OK if he pays money. Yeah. Isn't that wild? Like, well, you guys are going to pack that RV full of prostitutes. Oh, God. You're going to Japan for sex tourism. Well, you guys are gonna pack that RV full of prostitutes. Is that what you're doing? No. Dude, you're going to Japan for sex tourism? No. I think differently of you now.

That's why you got that guy! Who teaches you Japanese, dude! He didn't just teach you Japanese, huh? He taught you methods! Oh, you so much. That's so fun. That's bad. You know what?

The only difference is, You're living your life. I think you're a little soft because you're not going to a war zone to do it. Yeah, you're going to a secure country. Yeah, you should go. You need some more. Well, hold on to Toriel Island.

You got to let him get through, learn a few tips and tricks. Sex tourism to Toriel Island. Jesus God. I'm disappointed in you. I'm not. American Twitch streamer in Japan drunk drives a thousand prostitutes off a bridge. How did he fit all those prostitutes in a van? We don't know.

Welshman escapes on a parachute. Do you think it's going to be a good trip? It's going to be good. You're you're just you're just up and leaving. He's just fed up. You know, we fill his bar. You care about us. I like you, Joe, Ben. Talking about your also leaving like you, Jobin. What are you talking about?

We're also leaving and you leave way more. You are leaving and you're going more and you're going to your fucking white sanctuary. White people everywhere. You fucking braw. It's disgusting, bro. I just want to go to white heaven. I just think it's nice here. And I just think they shouldn't have so much immigration.

It's like cleaner, I think't know why. And I just think they shouldn't have so much immigration. It's like cleaner, I think? It feels like just better. I don't know. I was talking to my Swedish friends and they just said that immigration is kind of like a problem. And I like the way they all look also. And they eat like poop in the insides of a fish for fun. They eat like the poop from poop.

God, I love their cooking, the way people cooking so good. You're going there for 10 days. Kill yourself. Yeah. I'm going to go have a good trip. Ten days, ten different white bitches. Oh, that's what you're doing. Aidan's awesome TikTok venture journey. My. Yeah.

Do you think Swedish people consider it cheating or they you're you're allowed to bring the prostitute home, but you can't feed them food in your house. I don't know if they have prostitution in Sweden. Prostitution. But you can't feed them food in your house. I don't know if they have prostitution in Sweden They don't they don't have it they don't have it they call it Torbjorn You go to your Scandinavian

Sweden for most of it One in Switzerland. That's even worse. Yeah know, Nazis, that's chill. No, no, they kept the Nazi gold and the Jewish. It's illegal to buy sex, but not sell the use of one's own body. Oh, OK, so it's the that's kind of on the buyer. Yeah, I see. That's OK. Cool. I guess it doesn't blame the typically the woman. I'm going on a trip. It's different for me

Why because I need I need to fresh. I need some time off. I'm working my trip ain't a fucking trip I'm working. I'm watching stink up that RV. You're not live. You're on Connor's channel. Oh, yeah, I can now say slurs I'm not live like I love to do Wait, why does it work? Is he dense? I think... Penis slur league. Okay.

Great contribution. We're back. We're so back. I'm in the bit too, what else are we talking about? Penis slur league. Do you think it counts as streaming if I'm on someone else's stream? Yes. I do.

He's the one who needs to answer this one. Oh. Oh. He doesn't still- He's doing it wrong. He's doing it wrong. It's like he's- He's trying to learn sign language.

You gotta do it chill. Now the left hand has to spin the other way? Yeah. You know I was trying this for like an hour. It's so hard for me. It's really hard. It's so hard. I still can't do it. I practice this shit. Can you do it really quick? Yeah. Because this is the same way and then this is the opposite way. Fuck. It's so like it was so impressive when you did it.

Okay guys if you're an audio listener, what we're this is really interesting It's a lot of water counterclockwise. You're right. It's so fucking hard lock wise and counterclockwise. I practice this shit for years You're right. I am going on a trail on a journey of self-discovery I'm trying to figure some things out about myself Not going what are you doing? Two clocks is what did it? Oh, yeah Myself In two clocks is what did it oh yeah, you're saying I envisioned a clock facing this way on my right hand and a clock Facing that way my left hand and I got it. Oh I was like oh, I just need to do two clocks. What are you gonna learn about yourself?

Oh fuck tell me ah I think I'm gonna learn to appreciate You know the the darkness of the Swedish fall of the in the Swedish winter. And you're like you're like micro dosing Sweden to like move there one day. Yes. You all know, settling in. When I come into this office every fucking week to do this damn show with you. Yeah. Worst part of his day. It's the worst part of my day.

And I say that out loud. Do you understand that? Yeah. Not a bad life. To be honest, the worst part. You would think so. Yeah. You hear this and you're like, that doesn't sound so bad. It's fucking I'd rather I'd rather have my arm amputated. That would be the second worst part of his day.

Second word. That's the worst part. True. Remembering my arm is gone would be seeing your dumb ass standing in a pink jacket. OK, to be honest, while I leave, I think about how much I miss you guys. No, you don't. No, you don't. No you don't. No you don't. No you don't. That's crazy.

No you don't. You don't have to lie. Well, he does sometimes. Okay, hold on. If I can't play fucking League of Legends and I can't play Fortnite, suggest two replacement games. Help him. Help your friend.

PubG. How about... Oh god, I didn't even play it. Let's see here. Well, first off, I like League. Just you like League, you're saying you like him playing it. Yeah, I I'll put my vote in. I fucking don't.

Well, I suggest a replacement. You guys are doing fall guys. So yeah, we do. He needs a battle. We get the final round. You want to battle? Royal. Wars on really hard to win. You should do sport.

Are you higher chance than Fortnite? No. No, not with fucking... Not with bro? Wait, with who? Not with bro. Who else is there? I feel like you'd be good at PUBG and your rank would be low, right? I think PUBG is a shit game. Also, I think it's like less interesting. Okay. I say Sporkel, real shit, or some sort of browser game like Heat interesting. Okay. Okay. I say, Sporkle. Real shit.

Or some sort of browser game. Like, he did GeoGaster. Battle Royale? I don't know. Are you replacing League? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm replacing anything. We do GeoGaster.

Fortnite would have to be a battle. Do you have GeoGaster? Dude, we would get some fucking... You could do that. No, no, no. Because you would be in a low elo. He's like, no, I wouldn't. Aren't you decent?

Not anymore. I'd have to like relearn it. I think you'd be decent and you can solo carry. And it's decently quick. You'd be super low elo. Tetris? Tetris Battle Royale? Nah, chill on that. You need a quick one. Well, I'll think on it. And if you have any ideas,

comment below what you think I should play instead of League of Legends because apparently learning isn't fun to watch. Nah! And you don't learn. You don't take anything you learn. I hit my combos now sometimes. I'm hitting my QER sometimes. Yeah, because no two you don't have. W is not important. Where'd W go in that combo? That's a good question. Maybe you should look that up. Alright, so we're gonna take it off, we've seen it in the Patreon, we're gonna roast Nick more for his league skill or lack thereof, but if you have any suggestions please let

me know. If I'm in the Patreon that means D&D is coming out next week, if I'm not it means 6 more weeks of winter. Groundhog bitch. Find out.