The Yard - Ep. 172 - The Biggest Talk Show EVER (ft. ConnorEatsPants)

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

This week, the boys are joined by ConnorEatsPants! the boys talk about the launch of Rivals 2, Ludwigs problem with PSL, and what Connor has planned for Fortnite Fridays... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And welcome! And we're off! Welcome to the radio! Welcome to the radio. Ew. Welcome to 101.5, the pants. I can't let this slide right before the started slime was the biggest Asshole what the fuck are you just talking about in the room next to us who are talking? No, it's not people. It's Kelby and stands Auto was fucking silently working at his desk like a good call slime yelled shut the fuck Oh to try to communicate Shut up, you guys go. What do you work on? Are you hacking the mainframe? Did you say shut the fuck up?

Shut up first then what you say and then they kept fucking yapping. How did you say shut up? I said shut up Yeah, like that. Yeah, it was fucking rude. So I said it was rude They just saw what I just said I wouldn't respond well to that tone if it was thank you I don't think it's very nice of you. I only practice a new tone. You can try new turner. Okay. Hey Okay, you're Kelby. So say some dumb shit. Kelby doesn't say dumb shit. First off, I need you to rescind. No. How does he get in character? Do you tell him? And I don't know what kind of dumb shit Kelby said.

You're going to say dumb shit. I would like like I would say, Lud, you know, you're my best client. That's a good one. That's a good one. You got to got a butter. Pretend you're buttering me up. Wait, I'm talking to Simon.

No, he's just talking and he's going to show. OK, sure. Ludwig, we have a deal and it's a lot of money. But I'm sorry, I'm Calvi. Could you please maybe be quiet because we're about to do the podcast? Pause. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get involved.

Do you think it's an overcorrection? Or do you think maybe this is... Is this sexual harassment? I think you like became like Porky Pig and I got... Honestly, what you did is doctor of disrespect when you impersonated a Twitch chef. That's what you just did. Oh... Yeah, a little bit.

Game knows game. That's not the response. That is not the response to that. Look, I'm on edge, bro. There's still a tampon dangling from my microphone. Would you have the doc on this podcast? That's a guy, buddy. Why would we not have the doc?

We'd have four docs on this podcast. Four doc. I'd tell all. I think having doc on the podcast would be good because we'd grill him. It'd be like Rogan and Trump and bald. So I'm Rogan. Right. And the rest of us are also Rogan. And we'd ask him about policy.

Yeah. What he thinks of that. Yeah, I would ask him his thoughts on abortion. Oh, dude, I bet he's got thoughts. Don't put it in your. No, it's like a you can't hang it from your ear. Why? What's wrong? It's a tampon. Why am I being...

You get back from vacation, I get attacked from every god damn angle. And you know that's part of his religion, so... This is who I am. This is how Greeks walk out. Is this the gay ear? There's no gay ear for tampons. No, there's like... The gay ear... which one's the gay ear?

Which one's the gay ear? I think your left ear's the gay ear? I would say the right ears gay. Why? Oh, no Connor do you have to show your work? I don't know which one is the gay ear, but you had that in school, right? Yeah, I heard of it. Yeah. Yeah, there's rumors of gay ears Welcome back to episode 100. This is Connor eats pants That time didn't the fans have been asking the fans Hello. It's about time, dude. The fans have been asking. The fans have been asking.

He's permanently replacing Aiden. Yeah. Oh my God. You're going to get people excited. Don't say that. Don't come on. Bro, if only. He's in Sweden right now getting a swastika tattooed on his chest.

He's in Switzerland. We actually cut Aiden in half with a samurai sword and Connor just jumped out. Yeah, he jumped out of the meat. And we were like, this is fine, this is better actually. Aiden's actually been cancelled for hating all trans people. Yes. It's like Christmas again. Him getting cancelled?

Yes, dude. Let him experience something. The cancellation is actually like slime on ten different trans coded accounts. Aiden is so well spoken and well worded that it really shows that you can't win because I would just see what he says. I'm like, wow, that is a really great phrase. I'm sure he's already had enough to call us with people in the replies. Yeah, he does.

He will get on a call with you if you're mad enough at him, which is very respectable, honestly. That happened to me when like Minecraft stands would get mad at me. Like at one point I was like, OK, let's talk about this. They were in like a Twitter space. I was like, let's talk about this. And I joined and I answered a question and like, oh, that makes sense. And one of the girls got mad at me.

Like, shut up. Like, no. He did. And they got me. They got kicked. You engage with them like that? I did at the time. Yeah, I mean, I was like you with it at the time. Yeah, I would get really into it. But Connor's a real human being. He was also just too lost in the Stan sauce.

I mean, I wasn't lost in it. I mean, I was surrounded by I couldn't get away from it. It was everywhere. You couldn't breathe without it being around you. Yeah. What was it like being a Minecraft person and having that sort of swarm at your beck and call? Like I got all the negatives and none of the positives.

Because my viewers were my age or adults and they like my humor. I was just loosely associated with the Minecraft people. So I would get the negative connotation of, oh, you have a Minecraft audience, but none of them them watch me. What was your trajectory as a creator? What was like the beginning to them like how do you get like your first viewership? Yeah? I mean I even fell in a lava. I started making like videos. Yeah, I said you have all your stuff on you. Yeah No, I did that was that was a big clip. Did you dig down? Yeah? Viral clip but no I started like 2007 2008 when YouTube came out like I was just making like sketch videos of my friends.

How old were you? I was like eight. That's crazy. Did you sell your videos? Yeah, I have like I have a bunch of them out there still. I'm so jealous of you. Wait, how old are you right now? I'm 25.

I'm- Oh, you're younger than I thought you were. Nine years older than you. Oh my god. We could have a baby. Wait, wait. Okay, when someone's nine years younger than you, you don't instantly say that. Yeah.

I don't think when anyone's younger than you, you think about having a baby with them. By the way, you did. The next sentence out of your mouth after you're nine years younger than me, we could have a baby. I was like, how is that? You know what? I have this on the wrong ear. Right.

It's messing me up. So I'm going to put it on the right ear. Okay. Now it's not as gay for you to say that you got a baby. Now I'm more sure the wrong ear. Right. So I'm gonna put it on the right ear. Okay. Now it's not as gay for you You're 2008 you're making crazy YouTube videos I recorded like my Nintendo DS like Pokemon battles and stuff like it had to do like macro zoom on like the home camcorder Oh my god, like make sure it looked right at it all shit like that And then I was there a youtuber you were trying to copy? At the time like Pokemon stuff like there was a guy named like Yuton and Giga Titan. Those were like big

Pokemon guys at the time. Shofu was all the way back then too. And you were doing cyphers? Yeah. Were you fucking with Max Moffo when he popped out? Yeah Max. I mean I've I mean Call of Duty stuff too like Woody's Gamer Tag or all that early Call of Duty shit. Sea Nanners. Sea Nanners. That's a go. Dude, last night I ran into Sea Nanners at the DMV.

No shit. I'm like, the last day that like I lived in Austin, like we were like we joked when we moved there was like, what if we see Sea Nanners at one point? Like now won't happen. Literally the last day I'm living in Austin, we're just at the DMV and he's there. The government. Wait, did you get a picture with him? No, I you just say hi. Yeah, you went to the DMV with a friend Yeah, I've never done. I don't know the con. Well, maybe it was a stop Do you like both have an appointment? I think I was changing a dress or something. I was like my

Something like that. Yeah, go where he's a man. Yeah Yeah, the DMV would you be changing? It's all right. Go ahead. I want to be changing my Go to the DMV with another man. Sorry, go ahead. Why would I be changing my state of the good? You said address, it was a pun, but there's no way to link into it. It was fucking stupid. You're not fucking stupid for thinking about it. No, I get what he's going for.

I'm just fucking dumb, dude. You're not stupid as fuck. You're not a dumb fucking piece of shit. Can I ask you a question, Lenwig? Why did you not catch that ball? Dude. Because you were right next to it. That shit was inches away. Did you jump for it?

Yeah, I was watching on TV. I saw Stans was there. If you put your all into a jump, would you be high enough? I don't think so. Unless, okay, it was Stans' cat died. Wait, wait, wait. Don't laugh. Say it again.

What the hell? Say it again. Dude, you are using this as an excuse for something that you failed at doing. That is why I'm laughing. No, no, no. I am not doing that. Then why, Bray? I'm kidding. Wait, what did you say? He said Sansa's cat died. That's how he started this story. Why are you...? Do you want to join in? I was fucking... It's obviously not funny that it happened

It's just a crazy thing to say right there Why? Okay sorry, go ahead, finish the story Explain how it's relevant Say it again, start it from the beginning And you don't laugh this time I won't, unexpected Unexpectedly

Wow No, this is really mean. Well, I hope it's unexpected. Yeah. Well. So you took him to the Dodgers. So we surprised him by taking him to the Dodgers game. It was me, Stans, Rochelle, Atri, Akari.

You could have just said that we went to the... I get it. Unexpectedly. You wanted virtue signal points. I get it. Wow. I'm just letting you know the context. Mogul fail. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Let's go. Let's go, dude. All right. Well, okay. And so I was in charge of getting tickets. Guess by the way, what the cheapest ticket is to game two of the World Series. $1400.

Close to $1000. That's crazy. Don't you guys? Close to a thousand. That's crazy. I looked it up per person. Yeah, it's insane. I think it's like one of the most expensive World Series games in the outfield, right? Because that's where the damn home. We're in a place called Right Home Run Club. OK, and I picked it because it gave free food.

That's it. I'll come clean. They gave you a hot dog. I wanted a hell of hot dog. Boy loves a bargain. I love a bar. I'll come clean. My go. You gave him hella hot dogs. I like that. I wanted hella hot dogs. Boy loves a bargain. He does. I love a bargain. I watched the game, the game won Grand Slam while I was in Texas at a bar, but I don't

really know baseball or the context of why it's important. So we're watching and no one at this bar gives a fuck about either team because we're in Texas. So they hit a Grand Slam and everyone just kind of like went back to eating. And I was like, oh cool. That's like, that was like, they win. Yeah. And I was with a bunch of Dodgers fans and they were like losing their minds trying to tell me why it's important

I'm like, well, then why does no one care? Is the bowling time ever happened ever? I didn't get that context because no one gave a fuck. You also think that you could hit a grand slam He does which is funny. He thinks he could hit a grand slam game seven. So none of it's important to you. He just gotta be able to hit a home run. That's what I'm saying I mean, yeah, it's like hitting a grand slam. It's like just hitting a home run with three-year homies on the field. Exactly. He's right.

Through my boys. Well, if you guys are gonna be out there, I'll do it, but if you're not riding for me, then... Anyway, I rock up to this game. First thing I do is I say I'm gonna buy a Shohei jersey, because I only have an Angels Shohei jersey. Here we go. Oh, let's go. Shohei's up. You think he goes home and like watches a Ludwig stream?

I 100% think we'd be really fucking good friends. Yeah, I actually do. I think me and Shohei would get along fucking famously. Because you got to you got along with you get along with so many normies. And I think a baseball player is a big extremely. It's like the highest level skull level normie. But I think it's different. No. You're both rich. I don't fuck like animals What you're gonna see that meme it's like show he doesn't speak English unless he's around white bitches

Just making a joke to like some white woman she cracks up. He's like knock knock Guess how much is caused by the way, I got fleeced under 30. I'm gonna say. Guess how much it's cost, by the way. I got fleeced. 130. I'm gonna say like $54. I bought it at Dodder Shadiem during the World Series. I'm gonna say like $120. It's Sarah Dippitously found my lap because they only had like XXXLs and then a size 40 came through. I don't know what 40 meant, but I was like, that's the lowest number I've seen all day.

So I bought it $540. Holy shit. I didn't know it was a checkout. Five hundred and forty dollars? I literally brought it to checkout and she said that number and I was like, I'm here. That's crazy. It is crazy. That's so much. You spent so much damn money. I spent so much damn money. This is a standard poor cat.

Well, this was just for me. I can't lie. He's like, hey, look at what you gave me one. Wait, the trans on the jersey? Well, so we're at the, you know, lie. He's like, hey, why don't you give me one? Wait, the trans in Jersey? Well, so we're at the we're at, you know, we're at the we're at the we're at the seats. And what happened? And the whole time, I'm like, man, if they hit a home run here, my dream is Shohei hits here, I fucking catch it.

It's not Shohei. I think it's it's Freddy, some other dude. It's a fucking home run. Apparently, these seats are fired because you can catch it. And it's literally like it's a truck stands in me. It's going directly over a triox head. So it's like two seats down. If he's going, you know, he's jumping for it.

And he looks like this. He looks like he has mitts for hands. And I think we could have caught it if I stood on the table and jump from the table. Oh, so it was pretty high. The guy who caught it behind me was like this and it landed in there. Yeah, like he asked for the fraud. He had a glove, too. He did have a glove, which is embarrassing.

I didn't know this. It's embarrassing for adults to have gloves. What? Who said this? Stan told me this, and I believe him. Why is that embarrassing? Because it's a thing children do, like children will bring a glove to catch a ball. But like when an adult does it, it's because like the ball is supposed to go to a kid usually, but they're just future adults. So it's like an adult wearing like a pinwheel hat and holding a big lollipop and being like,

I hope my baseball lands in my glove. It's like an adult going to a grocery store being like, you got free cookies? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, I actually see the vision here. So it's a little cringe, but it's a World Series. You got your World Series ball gives a fuck if someone thinks you're how much can you flip that for the show? Hey, one when he hit his 5050, I think someone caught that.

So he had some like historic stat in baseball. No one's ever done 50 steals and 50 home runs. Someone caught the ball. They offered him like tickets to the Dodgers for the next fucking season or something. He said no. Things on auction for like a quarter mill. My God, that's crazy.

Why? I think it's something crazy like that. That's the that's the total amount of all mint condition video games you've bought throughout your life. It's pretty accurate. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. How do you know? Because I bought them. Well, and they're going up and they're going up. Up and up. They're on their way. Up and up. Check the price. Actually, quite flat is what I looked at.

Pokemon Crystal. Quite flat. Same price. But flat can be good. Flat's a win. Flat's a win. In Japan, flat, they would love flat. Right. Deflation. Deflation is the real killer. Yeah. But they say. And that's why inflation should go up. And that's why assets to go up and that's why assets. I'm voting John old Trump. What the fuck is that? Are you okay? Hipper died? There's a new sound out there

like Santa Claus murdered zipper Damn wall, who is your who is your fortnight Friday dream guest? Um, I always get asked that and like I I Never really have an exact aim. Yeah, we used to say like Rudy Giuliani It was like my dream guess but now I'm getting like too many political guests But now I almost can't even like yeah I guess that like how do you how do you describe fortnight Fridays to someone who? Like, you know, not like a grandma. Someone who has the capacity to understand why it's funny What do you say? I say like a grandma. Someone who you think has the capacity to understand why it's funny. What would you say?

I'd say like Hot Ones meets like Eric Andre and Fortnite. Gotcha, okay. Look at it, yeah. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, interview show, but you're also kind of fucking with them. What's wrong with Rudy? What's wrong with Rudy?

Yeah. Well, I mean, he's just a political gas. You don't wanna be the political guy. He's a masked singer competitor. He was on the Masked Singer. That's what I know him for. That's such an awesome clip. That's great, I know you tickled. I was so excited. I love doing the Masked Singer competitor he was

When that happened I'm doing the mass here when that happened and there was like a news report on it like I was waiting For months that they come out like I was so excited. I was talking about on the stream like every week I'm like when is it dropping when is it dropping? Oh, and then they cut it. That's like they went on YouTube They it's there, but they cut it from the the broadcast right yeah Yeah, because one of the judges got all mad. He's like, I'm leaving. Not OK that he's here. Yo, I don't like that you jerked off in that Sacha Baron Cohen movie. Dude, a Rudy Giuliani interview, but it's just two hours of asking about The Masked Singer. Yeah.

On the Ardennes. Back to The Masked Singer. Let's go back to that. New York's cool, but... What a little force you've created with the Fortnite Fridays, because the George Santos people were tuning in like it was... It was an event, and it was very beautiful. The word of mouth was crazy.

We were talking about it like Kai just almost beat Millenia. It was like, you gotta tune in. The moment I knew you had something special that no one else had done yet was when you were you were mid argument with him and he went down in the storm and then you picked him up. And while you're carrying him like a baby, you're arguing with him and not really letting him talk. And he's also like, I don't think it's a good idea.

You shouldn't grab me. I shouldn't grab me the storm in. It was great. No, I mean, it's a great format. It went great. I mean, I was just happy to like I've been streaming forever. And like, I mean, it's a great format. It went great. I mean, I was just happy to like, I've been streaming forever and like, I just kind of do my own thing in my own corner. Don't use face cam.

I just play games like there for my humor. But like doing like something cool project like that, that like, it's cool. I get attention for it. But like friends that like really like it. That's that's been cool. Yeah, I've always I've always felt like you've had the appropriate perspective of irony

in terms of this whole dumb thing of streaming and content creator culture. You look at it in like, this is all so dumb in the same way I think I do. I'm extremely jaded about it, but I think you hold back your jadedness. You still got love in your heart. Yeah, I mean, I kind of have to. I got into this too young. So it's like, okay, this is like my life and I have to like, I don't want to do like I totally hate my life going forward. Like, I don't know.

It's good. Yeah, no, it's okay. It was not that you hate your life. You can survive it. No, I did everything that like I do like all like my friends like I've made since like I moved out from like home like moving to Austin was like college practically for me Right like all my like friends and stuff are like the blood like figures. Thank you. Didn't awesome It's a good time. It was nice. I'm asking questions. He's Terry blacks. He's asking questions. Did it not suck? No, I enjoyed it. I shout out to the guy I was just an Austin shout out to the guy at Terry blacks who watches the podcast he came in

He only said he said look look dude I've never been this starstruck and I've met Quavo that's crazy he gave me everything on the menu for with his employee discount it was awesome there's like my favorite mac and cheese in the world I love that place but no so it's been like all my friends have been like creators and stuff. So I kind of in the recent years, I'm like, oh, my life is like consumed for content, whether I like it or not. Yep. So I kind of had to start embracing that more. Like I'm more on camera now than I used to be in stuff and getting better at all that. Why no face cam? Um, there is like a, I'm just

more comfortable without face cam. Usually I'll turn it on for like bits and stuff on occasion, but I don't know. There's like a barrier there that when that's up, it's just easier for me. I'm the exact same. My dream would be no face cam streams that people like just as much. Yeah. Because something about like I'm like I'm being observed. Yeah. I just want the game to be watched.

I'm so hyper aware of like being perceived. Ringe. Yeah, I wish I just like fucking. And he'll just put a lamp in there and be like, oh, cool lamp. And it's like the lamp is shut up. No one fucking likes the lamp. So no, it's actually it's it's practical lighting. It's antique.

If you guys like, I like it. It's a practical and it's also antique and it's also special because I got it with the dirty. There's there's those who understand the lamp and there's people who ridicule it. So, you know, the lamp works. I do like no cam streams in particular because they do feel like that old, old-school style. Like Brawl Pro does it. He doesn't use face cam.

Yeah. I think there's like a rhythm to it too that like, if you have a face cam, you can almost like, maybe I'm just weird, but I can like see when the streamer looks at chat and kind of how they're pacing, like how they look at things. But like if there's no face cam, like, they don't know if like I'm reading chat and I can bounce off it in like a certain way better almost.

Like there's like very little minutiae. I was having sex with two women. Yeah, I was responding to anything. So I was silent for five minutes while playing the game. I was getting head. Yeah, I was focusing on getting head. Oh, man. Well, picture of the guy getting head head but it looks like a guy's giving him head pause This is a famous I didn't see that one. I read download a Twitter. I just deleted yesterday Dude, okay from your side. Okay now Connor everyone see him from the side

Does he have like a pump going on like he's on a in a rockabilly like band? No, I think his hair is kind of always like that. No, I think it's pumped up. I slept on it, so I might be a little pumped up. Can you can you give me a Johnny Bravo impression like a Hey mama. Hey, hey, what the hell is that? What the fuck was that? I've ever seen a watch.

I'm crazy. It's just Elvis. Just do Elvis. Mommy. I'm a bad dog. Mommy? I don't know what he says. What is Elvis saying?

Elvis talks about Eeyore. I'm a hound dog. Dude, you sound like Eeyore. You ain't nothing but a hound. That's amelodic. That's crazy. This is the worst Johnny Bravo of all time. Fuck you.

You do Johnny Bravo, Connor. Thank you. Thank you very much. Okay. That's terrible. It's better all time. You do Johnny Bravo, Connor. Thank you, thank you very much. That's terrible. That's Johnny Carson. That might have been a different Johnny. I gotta agree, Johnny's is a... Oh my god.

So what's your big goal, man? I mean, not even counting the trying to get Hayley Welch to acknowledge you. Oh my god. Do you give up on her? I pretty much have, at least with like Twitter. Like I have a new in with her that I'm, what we're seeing. The person who I need to give up on Hayley Welch actually is Northern Lions librarian.

Yeah. Who's that? The librarians just post Northern Lion clips on Twitter and YouTube and they're great. I love the clips. I love the clips. But they've been just quote retweeting almost every Hayley Welch tweet. It's just like it's like Hayley being like, it's not a Bitcoin shark.

It's not even fun anymore. Like, it's so obviously like she like it's not her. It's like some scam that her management is running. It's so stupid. It would literally be like watching, you know, 45 minutes of Aiden going against a seven yearyear-old in basketball. Pretty much. Okay.

And it's like the first minute is like, this is electric. And after minute 15, you're like, okay, the score is 78 to 4. Yeah. Aiden Calvin taking the charge again. Dude, he would. He would. He'd take a charge against a seven-year-old and be like, that's a foul! That's a foul.

That's a foul. But it's a Swedish. They're driving to the rim every time, like, there's no way to beat that. It's the fucking rules! There's no way to beat that. It's the rules! What do you mean? That's the counterplay. That's the g- that's a foul. But it's in Swedish. They're driving to the rim every time. Like, there's no way to beat that. It's the rules! It's the rules! That's the counterplay. That's what you're supposed to do.

Poor guy. God, I hate that guy. Poor guy. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. He's alright. He's chill. He's chill.

I like him. He's a vibe for sure. Like, even if you didn't have Fortnite Friday, like, what's your big idea for your career? Because, like you said, you're bought in, bro. Yeah. I mean, it's like the way I look at it is like, then when I look at it as a job, I get stressed and I hate my life. So I don't do that particularly because if I set my goal is just like to make

myself laugh, then I make other people laugh. And then in turn, because I'm lucky enough to be in the position I am already, I can make money off that. Um, and so I, that's kind of just how I look at it. Like I don't, I could definitely monetize and optimize my life a lot more than I do. And I don't, and I think that there's like a level of like authenticity of that, some stupidity too, but I don't know. I just, I feel like I can be Conner Eats Pants and like,

I can do like vlogs and I can do streams or I can do whatever. And that's just, I don't, I try not to think too far ahead or else I'll get stressed. be Conner Eats Pants and like can do like vlogs and I can do streams or I can do whatever and That's just I don't I try not to think too far ahead or else I'll get stressed Do you think Ludwig's inauthentic because he fully optimizes every part of his life? Honestly, like if it was anybody else, yeah, but you managed to Yeah, he's like he's like weirdly really balanced and sincere even though he doesn't have time He's like weirdly really balanced and sincere, even though he doesn't have time to walk the line. He walks the line just like Johnny Bravo. Exactly. That's a song.

That is a song from an artist whose name I don't remember. You don't know? It's Johnny Nash, Johnny Knoxville, Johnny Cash. Johnny Nash. It's Johnny Knoxville. You got it. Second try. Ludwig's just a good guy. And you were mentioning the digging straight down thing

in Minecraft. Like that was a clip of mine that went viral like in early 2019. And like Ludwig knew of me. I thought Ludwig and Crush were the same guy for like a year. Crush from Melee? Yeah.

That's really funny. Because I would watch Summit and so. Similar bracket performances. Yeah. Similar looks. I knew his streams loosely and stuff. Both funny on Twitter. Yeah, I watched his looks. I knew his streams. Both funny on Twitter. Yeah, funny on Twitter.

Famous, famously. You can see why that mix-up would be there in 2018. And then when that clip went big on Livestream Fail, Ludwig immediately messaged and was like, go live, go live, like your top of Livestream Fail. And was like, I was like, oh, awesome. You're a strategist, you. Got my dog's back.

Got my dog's back. Got my dog's back. I remember what Ludwig once told me that you, so you've been watching Melee for a long time. You've been in Mango's chat for a while. Yeah, I'm like a hundred fifteen month Mango. And then you blew up and then Ludwig was like, dude, Mango is like mean to Connor now. He was mean initially because he didn't know.

He's like, I don't know how to like test the waters, but now he loves me again. No, that's that's phase one of Mango becoming your friend. Yeah. Mango will just start being mean to you out of nowhere. Yep. Mango's doing this thing with me recently where he acts like I've abandoned him. Oh, my God. When was last Mango Love Fridays? It's been a minute, but that's not GG. Oh, that's not. Oh, that doesn't matter to Mango. Work. Work is what would make us closer.

Like what are you even, a fucking robot? Have some fucking love in your heart. Seriously, I have said this brings me closer to you because I love it. It's work. It's a good point. What do you actually think this brings you closer? Specifically, my argument is that this is what I'd rather be doing with my friends anyway. The fact that there's cameras on is just a bonus, but they it as me trying to trying to double up that makes sense like I've

had like a weird experience well it's just like I like we haven't done content and forever but like I don't even think about doing it because I'd rather just like hang out we chill above I'd rather us four hit a fucking blunt talk about like fucking stars no you don't I would fucking lying I you don't. I would love that. You're fucking lying. I would genuinely love that. What's the difference between us doing that on the yard and us doing that in the other room over there? Because the difference is we would be doing it performatively for them

versus doing it performatively for each other to make each other laugh. I think you look at it as performatively. I don't think slime sees like this is performative. Oh, you think slime? Do you consider yourself one of my best friends? Yeah. Why the weird answer? I answered the question.

Yeah, that's still an answer. The pause felt like a year. It felt like the longest moment of my life. I mean, Archie, can you put up exactly how long that pause is on screen? Put a speedrun timer up for how long it took him. It was the fastest anyone's answered that question today. Ludwig's sincere answer, RTA. Can it took him? It was the fastest anyone's answered that question today. Ludwig's sincere answer RTA. Can you ask him?

Ludwig, will you consider yourself one of my best friends? Yes. He's pretty quick with that one at least. Right. I don't actually think I need that. It was a setup for an own, the second question. I don't think I need the second question. It was insane to ask him to do that. It's just not be funny to pause.

Turns out it was. Yeah, like consuming like Friends content has always been a weird thing to me because like once I become friends with somebody like I either Like most time we talked about this at one point like you do listen to like Friends podcast Yeah, like I I don't like it after like the first foot give us a few episodes of the yard Like I stopped listening. Dude, Sinner was like that. I'm the opposite. If I know someone I like watching their stuff more. I'm gonna say yeah. Oh, except for Sinner was like a hundred and eighty in. Yeah.

She was a little. Yeah, she got a three digit episodes in. She's like, I guess it's time to stop listening to the yard. It's like, oh. I think she downloaded Rocket Money. I think it's what happened. I'd be like listening to like Friends podcast and like I find myself be like, oh, like I can't join in this conversation. Like, I'm like, I. There's gonna happen. I'd be listening to friends' podcasts and I'd find myself, be like, oh, I can't join in this conversation.

There's a frustration there. I hang out with these people regularly and I can't... I'm not in this conversation. It's strange. There was even a few weeks ago, I'd actually listen to wine about it, because I don't usually, because they talk about periods and stuff. Yeah. I was in the car and Maya misrepresented a story.

She told a story that I was involved in. Maya's such a fucking a story like she told a story that like I was involved in I was like my is such a fucking you didn't tell that right like you didn't tell it as funny as it could have been And I spoke up in the car. I was like wait. She can't hear me Spoke up in the car. You're screaming Stereo, I think I got better at specifically making slime laugh from listening to bad melee And I would like hear a bit and I'd be like this is what I would say here and then I would just like in my head I think I would internalize a way to make him laugh that I didn't realize. You mean the old days? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really is like the best way to

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When I need something I still hit him up. I actually think it's been longer. No, I think that you undershot it. What he does is he messages me. And he'll say like, or maybe I'll message him and I'll be like, hey man, do you want to come to LACS or something like that? Or like, hey man, do you want to like come to World's Greatest?

Or like, hey man, Lakers are in town or some shit. And he'll be like, he'll be like, well, well, well. Or recently he's needed stuff. Like he signed up to LACS and he's like, I kind of want to instead of going to Sunday Go to an Eagles game in town and a Lakers game back-to-back and I'm like can't do that Yeah, sorry, you can't you just sign up for the thing. He's like wow, yo's fucking ruined my life Yeah, I'm like, I don't feel like I'm doing that and he's like, okay, you owe me one box suite and I'm like this is a weird

It's a big stretch. He jumps, he jumps, but he's playing a lot of Rivals of Aether 2, so I'm cool with it. Let's go. Rivals 2 is sick. Who you play? I play Claren. But I played Claren in Rivals 1, so it's like, I feel like I have a lot.

Yeah, that's true cred. Yeah, everyone gets true cred if they have touched the earlier game. If you touch Rivals 1, you instantly get so much cred. Me and Ludwig, I remember famously, it was at Smash Camp, like 2018, there was just a quiet, like, Rivals Set 1 setup that was just on, and I'll look at him like, you want to play a money match? Neither of us has played it before at all. I don't even remember who I selected.

I just spammed one button. I won. Let's go. Never played again. Yeah, I got mad. before at all. I don't even remember who I selected. I just spammed one button. I won. I'll never play it again. Yeah, I got mad. It was awesome. I got really mad. No shield was hard for me. Yeah, and I was like, well, you don't need shield when you can just attack and I did and I just kept trying to shield.

God, he was so mad. Are you surprised Ludwig at Rivals 2's raving early success or was about what you expected? I think it's about what I expected. I think what's much more telling is how it does in like a month. Yeah, I agree. Because like, multiverses did pretty well off RIP and it's still doing actually pretty decent,

but Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl did pretty well off RIP. That game's dead. Yeah, it's like 18 concurrence. That game's doing fucking well. There is a fear there where it's like, but Rivals has like, you know, people played it, the first one, it's a sequel, right? I think what matters much more is like, okay, are there a few thousand people playing this

every day a couple months from now? And if there are, that's great. Because that means everyone can find a match pretty easily and shit. Tekken only has like 5k concurrence and people are like, this game's kind of dead. Which is crazy because it's Tekken and it's also not true. And it's also not dead. Yeah, it's also not true. And you can find a match pretty easily right it depends really but it I guess cuz ranked Ranks depending it depends on your rank

But it also depends on like the time you queue But people who are really good find their queue times get way long But like the middle of the pack people like me like it's easier But I'll also say on Street Fighter all all the brawl pro play out of hell. Oh my God. So you good? He plays a lot of Street Fighter. Yeah, I got you.

And it will he'll play against the same guy, like over and over in his bracket rank. But that's like the biggest fighting game online. Right. So it's just the way ranked works. That's just the way it is. I was I was queuing rivals last night or I was trying to. We were here and and I waited in queue for like 15, almost 20 minutes, just no match.

And I was just like, I was in my head about it. I'm like, oh, my God, offering games like we're fucked. It's a dead game. No one's even fucking online or playing. I was just in the beta still. You didn't realize it. People do that. You'll see like like the beta spike to like five players a day

Yeah, I was one this they all got to be like this game fucking sucks Because you can still play the local match playing locally here. That's our algo ranked and I just couldn't find a game I switched over now rivals to is good. Like it people were kind of if you I'm like adding like shields and like pretty much bringing in all the core smash mechanics but I actually think it was good because like for sure it's the first like. Smash clone to call it that that I feel like nails like all the aspects right and like a way I want to play it. Have you guys gone back and tried melee again after playing rivals for a bit?

No, yeah, yeah. Get ready to if you play a lot of rivals get ready to not be able to move. Cause it's just so buttery. It's so buttery in rivals when you go up. Do I put I went back and played one match of Falco. And it was like, it was like when I started playing. I was just like, holy shit, I can't move. That's how I feel like going from like PM to Melee even.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I would feel like, because PM was just like smoothed out enough to where I would go back to Melee and be like, what the hell is going on? It's like, because it just feels like in Melee, if an input is like that, it's like in Rivals, it's like it's rounded off. and it's like everything is just easier.

No sharp corners. Yeah. Which is way nicer. It's better. It is better. I think it's I honestly think it is an enormous reason why so many players are already good because they're not giving up when they hit the mechanical wall. Yeah, they don't fight the engine as much like you do in Melee. I think it's a great game to get me more in touch with the idea of seeing like an elephant's big juicy balls.

You know what I mean? I think I think when I think rivals, I think I would fuck every one of these animals, especially the whale. Well, they're all kids. No, they're not. Canonically, they're all seven. They're all seven. Yeah, that's why it's rivals.

Rule thirty four, adult or cane wet. They're all seven. That's why it's rivals. Rule 34, adult orcane, wet. Adults orcane. Alright, what rivals of either two character would you like to fuck the most? Let's go around. Orcane, wet. Adult version. Obviously. It's like Vaporeon for resumers.

No, it's like Shamu, just to be clear. Oh my god, it's small. It's one of the smaller characters in the game, you dumbass. And I bet it's fucking so or canes actually like solid size like I know but I'm talking about like height height was Yeah, low to the ground. They do need to make or canes eyes You just hate the idea of being with someone's total taller than you. That's not true. I like that. Or canes squirts Oh my god, so crass What? That's what they literally watch the game. It's all over the place Oh, and the bubbles land on the ground and guess what? That's what, they literally watched the game. Squirts all over the place. Oh and the bubbles land on the ground and guess what? It's slippery.

Well yeah, there's a bit of squirt, but it's just crass. It is crass, it says. So it's crass to just say what the truth is that this game is for squirters? It's squirt friendly. Fleet, fleet! Oh, safe choice dude. Yeah, I'd fuck Peach. Yeah, I would! Well you can squirt too, by the way.

Now that's crass. Why? Because there's no bubbles. You're just saying that from a sexual point of view. Is there- Your whole argument was about bubbles. Is there gonna be a Brawls of Aether rule 34? Because every time he says like, squirt, he looks at Lud.

My argument was not about bubbles, so I'll put that out there right now. Look up Rounds of Aether rule 34. I want to see if it exists. Oh my God. It definitely does. Well, you've been around for a while. No, I'm saying Rounds of Aether 2 rule 34, excuse me. Any game that has to proclaim we are not a furry game has rule 34 of it.

I feel like we don't. I have not looked it up yet, genuinely. You're crazy, dude. Yeah, just embrace it, bro. I mean, it's better than- Wait, flash it again. Come back. No no put it on come back over here young man Show me what you were working on my god that's that burn with a finger we go to the bottom zetterburn that looked HD as hell Is that is this under rival that's

Is that is this under rival? That's for you. Don't say it. Do you draw it? OK, well, Forsberg is cut. If anyone wants to know, I should not have said that. I think their brothers. Wow. It's like a cloud of smoke and then just a dick coming out of it. And it pops out of the smoke.

There's Zetterburn with big. Look at this bush. That's crazy. Oh, my God. He's uncut. So detailed. Dude, and Zetterburn is a clone while you're banging? Dude, is this AI? Because of the words on the can. That'd be kind of sad. Which can? It might be AI. You know?

And that's what we were saying this a couple episodes ago. AI is gonna fuck rule 34. There's no love in there. Fuck it. It's gonna make it like better, no? No, there's no love, bro. No, dude. The part about drawing weird shit like this is that the other guy or whoever is- So you're beating your shit and then an AI comes up, you're like, aww. Yeah.

The robot tells me how to beat. From farm to goon cave. That's real rule 34. I don't want that. They should crack down. They should crack down on AI posts. I agree with you. Put it through that thing that grades people's tests.

Ooh, yeah. But it's for force burns. This is a big issue on Pinterest, for sure. What? It's a big issue on every fucking platform. What specifically? Like, QT uses Pinterest a lot as a place to make mood boards and shit for cakes she wants to make

or whatever. And then she just gets AI cakes. And a lot of viewers send her AI cakes, and she's like, you can't make that. You can't make that. That is a robot. Look at the hands. But that's the most fire stream idea ever.

She did it. Oh, sorry. She's already one step ahead of you. Do you think women don't think, oh, whoa. And then, oh, it's the first time Tom and Jerry. Yeah, that's really good. So what's your dream? What was your dream of coming on the yard?

Is it everything you've ever thought about? I had to do a podcast with my friends. Oh my god. Why don't you do a podcast? Um, I've talked to it. I don't know. Like I feel like my stream is already kind of like a podcast enough and then like... Nah, it's a stream. I mean Fortnite Friday is a podcast.

Fortnite Friday is kind of a podcast. I think Schlatt and I might do one next year at some point. You and Schlatt are gonna do a podcast. I've been saying we'll do one next year. Schlatt's the podcast killer. Me and Schlatt, yeah he is He makes podcasts just to kill them Me and Schlapp been talking about starting a Call of Duty clan Yeah

Call the Dirty Boys I don't like when you call it a clan But that's what it is What it is It's a clan, it's got rankings Yeah It's got some hierarchy What's that shit Alex came up with?

What do you mean? No, I was at a PSL, that was hurtful That's hurtful to me for sure I was at a PSL. That was hurtful. That's hurtful to me for sure. I was at a PSL. You wouldn't have named it that. He did name it penis star league. That's it. Steve Jobs and the other guy. He's Steve Jobs. He's Wozniak for sure.

Yeah, you're Wozniak. I didn't even know who that fucking was. Uh, at PSL, it was Alex and JJ's up. And they, we were joking about oh my god You're talking you're talking about they're they're the first energy drink with creatine. Yeah. Yeah, it was What was it called? Just not talking about the Red Bull subreddit with flavor names Oh, he loves the Red Bull subreddit. We're talking about the Red Bull subreddit. They got throat grabbing grape Yes, and then he starts riffing. I thought riffing and he's like he's like, oh dude Oh, he loves the Red Bull subreddit. We were talking about the Red Bull subreddit. They got throat grabbing grape. Yes. And then he starts riffing.

I thought riffing. And he's like, he's like, oh, dude, I thought of my own energy drink company. It's like energy drink, but it has creatine, caffeine, and alcohol. And we have flavors already. It's throat gripping grape and a bunch of others. And I thought he was joking.

Then he shows me mock pictures. He had made of this Dude You gave him a little Podcast yeah, what was the name of your your energy drink with creatine in it? Robin mics, can you give me the flavor list? The flavor list? The what the flavor list? Um, there was throat grabbing great back shot, Barry. And then my favorite was bad apple.

Yeah, I remember what that was. Thanks to you. That's all I needed. Yeah, let me get off the ground. Yeah, yeah, we got you. Help me get off the ground. Bad apple. I love that guy, dude. You know, it's crazy is how. Help me get off the ground. Bad apple. I love that guy, dude. You know what's crazy is how like I knew of them like separately. I didn't even realize it was like friends.

Yeah, well, you know how we became friends, right? It was through you played Cod or something, right? No, we were on the same haunted hayride at an Oktoberfest. Oh my God. We went to, what's it called? Not the Oktoberfest, like the- The Berry Farm, right? Yeah, like the big- Mike knew Alex already. Yeah, Mike followed Alex on Twitter

and we were in this massive line of people, like over a hundred people in line. And Mike was like, I know that guy from Twitter, just recognized him from face. And then we happened to be on the same ride. And then we ended up hanging out after. People find each other, dude. I know, dude, you meant to be. I wanna hash out after. People find each other dude. I know dude, meant to be.

I wanna hash something out. Maybe I have even a crash out. Oh my god. Hash out a crash out. I'm gonna settle this right here right now. Broke's on the third episode of Hash Out a Crash Out. We have a first day of this on the Game Hangout today. No, I'm the host.

Guys, I'm the host. Oh no, you're hashing or crushing. I am obviously the host of Hash Out a Crash Out. No, you can't because you're a part of this. Yeah, I can tell he's about to Hashout or Crashout on you. He's just one of the hosts. No, it's between you and Ludwig. What?

That's right. You're forcing a Hashout or Crashout? I'm forcing this. Welcome, Connor. You are my co-host of Hashout or Crashout. And you can actually give some insight into this. OK. Streets are saying that Ludwig said that PSL got too sweaty.

And everyone that I've talked to about this said Ludwig is actually capping. No rules were changed from one PSL to another. And that was just a perceived sweatness on your part for whatever reason. Maybe you're bad at games, maybe you're childish, maybe you have a small penis. Who knows? Variety of factors. I would like to open up the floor to your argument, Ludwig. Well, the argument is pretty simple.

Nick practices. That's too sweaty. Nick and Yingling had practiced Call of Duty before PSL. True or false? There was one PSL where me and Nick? There was one PSL. Yeah. Where me and Nick Yingling threw grenades on terminal. And they practiced lineups

with their grenades. And guess what? Yingling is the only one who uses them. And guess what? Oh, for sure. No, you use them. No, I don't. Oh, my God.

He's a freaking capper. He's a freaking capper. Let me just say I do not have to practice to win PSL. Wow. And he still does. Is there? I mean, I just feel like the skill disparity and in MW2 is just too apparent. Like, I can't keep up.

Like, in the beat, we haven't even that's your co-host. We haven't even been playing about it. You're talking about it being too sweaty right now. Well, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to figure this out. Okay, let me show you how PSL goes, ready? I stand up, hey, what game do you guys want to play today? Ludwig, Alex, everyone, they're like this, they're like... I resent that he thinks we're on our phones.

Whatever you guys want, it's all good. Because here's what I do. When I go to PSL... He's got a horizontal, like you're watching a video. Last time I went to PSL... He's got a... He's got a horizontal... He's got a horizontal like you're watching a video. Last time I went to PSL... Sure, sure. I do have a horizontal video playing. Alright?

Yes, yes. Do I have a League of Legends VOD playing right here? Yes. No, no, no, no. Not a League of Legends VOD playing. You're playing League of Legends. You're just in the other room playing League of Legends. You're playing League of Legends.

That was a great game. I was fucking second on the leaderboard of UGG. So it was a great game. So obviously, second on the leaderboard. So it was a great game. So obviously you should shut your mouth. All right. I mean, I feel like how it actually goes with you is you're in the gym until like eventually it finally starts somewhere like Ludwig. It's starting and then you finally come in. Okay, but you don't pick the game. Why don't you ear?

Do you lick your lips? A new section of Hash Out or Crash Out is a lover host where we decide me and you? How would you improve PSL and I'm just listening? I'm arguing finally a Man like me. Yeah, I'd make it for the people How do you buy the people that's how okay? Is it currently not by the people? No, it's by me It's a fucking dictatorship. And if I were to make PSL great, I would make it American Okay, like the great Kamala Harris once said

She said a lot. I don't she says so much. She said shrimp and grits cocksucker. It's for lunch You know Nick doesn't PSL what It is a real story. What? And Nick, God bless his heart, he's the only reason PSL exists. Oh my God. But that power is driven to his head. One time he ordered a personal pan pizza, left nothing but the crust and said, you hungry boys? That didn't happen.

This is a lie. He threw it to us like minnows. This is a lie. I feel he's talked about the pizza thing. Oh my God. Pizza game you might want to call it. There's one pizza issue. I'm going to get starved. That's what I'm saying. He he's explained like I will get pizza for

everyone I won't I won't get enough because no one raises their hand and then they say why did you only order one pizza now I have sympathy for him here it was two pizzas it still wasn't enough but also bro the pizza he got cardboard. Yeah, everyone liked it. I'm just like, everyone stood up and clapped. I won't complain about a pizza. That pizza was ass. It wasn't great. Oh, you contribute to helping the pizza situation. You know what? I lowkey brought it up last time. He goes, he goes sort of this pizza.

I go, ah, dude, pizza on his fire. It's another pizza place. He goes, I ever lose a spot. I got a bet. Dude, I'm so mad. I'm so mad because I because a lot of it didn't show up to another pizza place. He goes, I ever lose a spot. I got a bet. Dude, I'm so mad. I'm so mad because I because a lot of we didn't show up to last PSL or another pizza from the same place. And everyone, not everyone, it was like the person.

Who was it? I think it was like Jack or who was there? Who was that? Were you there? No, I was like, someone was like, dude, this pizza is awesome. What place is this? And I'm like, I want to know. They want to know. So there's mixed reviews.

They're making conversation. It's mixed reviews. They're being nice. I think what I'm trying to get to the bottom of is if PSL is too sweaty or not and what I'm thinking is that a lot of people don't agree that it's too sweaty I actually think it doesn't matter if it's too sweaty it matters that teams are balanced and some weeks frankly teams aren't balanced like the week that Schlatt wanted the team with his bones It was bad. It wasn't Schlatt who wanted that. He was so mad. No, it wasn't it was uh, it was Ted's homie What's his name Tucker? It was Tucker. He was like we gotta do like like chuckle is one team one team

and Ted's obviously like sure and Schlatt's like No, I was trying to leave their team after game one. No, I was before. No, I was before it even started. I was like, I'm not even on Chuckle. I'm not even on. Yeah, that was bad. So wait, what was the imbalance? Was it you and Schlatt? Me, Schlatt, Ted, and Tucker. And you guys were creaming.

And they were. There was basically one team that ended up being the god comp. Their team was ass. My team was mid. It was my team. And so his team just ran. I see. I'm hit or miss in any game.

I'll ball out, or I'll be the worst player on the team. That's real. I assumed you were the goat at this shit No, he looks like I'm gonna address the the elephant. Yeah, I play a cell don't call me that Wasn't about you. I saw a lot of your insecurities coming out today locks it on is Kelby. Jesus Christ I'm you think I'm sweating or trying hard at PSL. I'm not I haven't even logged on until Kelby has started talking Okay, he loved dude, he's standing up. He makes baby voices of people.

He does not make baby voices of people. He goes, oh, we're going over to play and we're going to beat up plant the bomb. You're telling me a grown man named Kelby is trying to mug people? I think he just gets a little antsy because it's not Halo. And now I want to play Halo.

I'm not like MW2. like I want to play Halo I'm not like MW2 like I want to play Halo 3 but are there are there other games that like our Non-traditional LAN Xbox games like what if you guys fired up like FIFA dude last time we were talking We should all just boot up porn and watch the same video Just porn out issue with that is FIFA does not have system link Yeah, there are some fire, you know what sound off in the comments What should we wish we play for system link PSL games that aren't necessarily shooters? You can look at there's a wiki we looked at it of all the system link games that exist that you can do and

Cod's kind of just the cracked one. Because I would love to come to a PSL where it's not like one of those games like more of a Goofy-on game. I mean we could do a GameCube session. System Link? I think the futures we have like as cool as the novelty of the 360s are we might need to move on to like a PC setup. No! That's just pretend that they freeze everything! That ruins it. You shut up! You need to hear me out like once you go to Mass, that's just pretend that they can say everything. That ruins it.

Shut up. You need to hear me out. Like once you go to Mass Chief Collection, you just can't go back. Like when you play Halo in 60 frames, it's just a completely. The thing about the thing about a computer land is you get to play every game that's ever been made. We know how bad Halo is on the fucking console. It feels like shit.

Every time we switch to Modern Warfare 2, people go, is the FPS on? Is like a mod? Like what's going on? It's like, no, no switch to modern warfare 2 people go is the FPS on is like a mod Like what's going on? It's like nope. No this game just had a higher frame rate 30 Like 28 Blood-borne 24 That's cool your grandpa's trying to make it motion smoothing. Dude, come on. I got a JTAG now, dude.

PSL is about to be lit. Oh shit. We can play prop hunt. All sorts of junk. Dude, I'm down to go. I've just been out of town. It's always on weekends. Let's go this week.

Let's do it this week. I'm busy. It is a busy week. Bro, it is world's greatest gamer. When is it going to end for you, man? When is the pursuit of capital going to end for you? Do you think I'm doing a pursuit of capital? Uh, yeah. No, it's to be broke.

Kill yourself. It is to feed the employees. I'm sad. Company. My man. You're sad. You're sad and now you're and you're like, oh, now it's time to stop. No, I'm doing other things. No, you're saying for me.

No. Yeah. You know what? This is just manifesting. No, you're saying for me. No, yeah. You know what? This is just manifesting. You're just so busy and I miss you. Hi. And it's a lot of it's my fault, but it's also your fault. OK. I don't think it's your fault, bro.

How was Nippon? Nippon desu. Did you miss Connor? I did, specifically him. Every time I said Connor, I went, oh, I'm cheating. You're mad at me for that still, I think. For getting another Connor? Yeah. I mean, it's just that his name is spelled the exact same way.

Like we can't even like do like a bit where it's like, oh, you have like one in or like an E like it's like we're spelled the exact way. Yeah, I would think I'd be more pissed if I didn't love him too. You know what you guys should do is you should play some sort of showdown game that you're evenly skilled at. And the winner gets Connor rights for Ludwig for like six months Oh, yeah, I actually think cod would be decent for them. Yeah Yeah, he was pretty good. He's pretty decent next PSL

We should do PSL salty sweet week where it's you versus cutie and halo Oh, the Alina? Yeah, we do a lineup. Me versus Aiden. And what? Loser dies. And it's Melee and he has a Mad Catz controller. I actually think you mog him in every game we play at PSL. You like waterboard the loser. He was decent at Cod, no?

Actually, no, he couldn't play it, right? Dude, okay, you joke, but how funny would it be if we just waterboarded someone at PSL? It would be funny. I mean, really, you can waterboard somebody for like a little bit. And it's like kind of like goofy. We do with Red Bull. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yes. We can't bring up literal torture methods with my sponsor. I'm sorry.

You know what a torture method? You know what my personal torture method is? It's when you don't show up to the goddamn group chat and say hi to me. So now what? Yeah. You know what? I owe you a big show up to the goddamn group chat and say hi to me. So now what? Yeah. You know what? I owe you a big one, by the way.

A big one? Yeah. Cause I was a sad man when I arrived the day back, I came back from Japan and I bailed on the yard primo. Yeah, it's okay. I, we were kind of like, you know what? That'll happen. Cause you tried to schedule a fucking episode

when you got off the damn plane. Yeah, I was confident. I was like, I was like, let's go. I didn't put it together till the day of. Like he's gonna do a podcast episode the day of his landing off like a fucking, how long is the flight? Like 14 hours? It was like 11. 11 hour flight. There's no way he's gonna want to do that.

He's thinking about Nippon, how much he damn misses it. Yeah, make that Connor how much he misses it. I was understanding that one. Dude, I picked up a nasty smoking habit in Japan. No. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do this thing now. If I'm traveling, I can smoke. And then I was like, it's a bad idea.

You were already doing that. I tried to like, understand the team. You smoke on trips all the time. Yeah, but this trip was longer. Oh, so more smoking. So more smoking. So it's like, if you do a month long trip, are you still doing it? Like, when does the cutoff happen?

This is like a buddy of mine, when he started seeing his girlfriend a long, long time ago, he was like, he was like, no, no, if you cheat in a different area code, it doesn't count. And I was like, cool. That's not true. That's just not true. What do you mean not true?

I'm a different like pre-te- like a different like in front of them, like plus one is US. It has to be like. Yeah, it has to be a different country code That's when it's- that's when it doesn't count Yeah Oh man, nah he's cool I'm sure I've smoked him with a Japanese smoke, it's gross

What do they smoke? Icos It's like the most popular nicotine device It's the Picari sweat of cigarettes I guess you could say that, yeah It's a different technology, though. It looks cooler than vaping, kind of. But it's basically vaping.

But they don't like vaping. Oh, it's like it's electronic, though. Yeah. Look up an ICOS. It's basically like this little like fucking device. And then you throw in what looks like cigarettes into them and it heats it up without like cooking it or like burning it burning it you know it's funny that he was always about this shit from his old ass job too where he was a merchant of death yeah yeah true this one's also called iq yeah wait this thing's cool yeah they literally look like pens they do this because they can

smoke it inside and shit have you you ever smoked cigarettes, Connor? Yeah, like I tried at one point where I think I was with you or something. You were like don't don't do you like don't get started on cigarettes. That's bad motherfucking. I don't remember the context, but he was like he was in the area or something and I was like I should try cigarettes. Like I should like I should get in a nicotine. Because he's around you.

Yeah, I was I tried it and I was like this isn't even like that cool. Go back to what I was saying that it and I was like this isn't even like that cool I go back to what I was saying that what I said to you that the Marlboro man don't get on nicotine You that's what he was saying. He was trying to get in thank you right, but you still you wouldn't have done that Rick says don't gamble. Yeah, lovely. I need to get off your phone serious. Why get off your phone? I like what I see on the screen. Lovely. Do you ever have? You ever need a little bit of a boost in the bedroom?

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It's not wrong. But a huge print. Show me that thing, Connor. So now I've like tried like, like, or vapes with like nicotine and stuff for the people have and I just I don't get I don't get the addiction Like I don't get what are you did your head what like a balloon is blowing up and it makes you dumb You can no longer think thoughts. No, I mean like no it doesn't do that for me at all. Hmm It doesn't give me I think I can get down with galaxy gas. Yeah. Yeah, that's it People can die from that shit Die from riding the train and that is the worst argument ever

You know those people's legitimate argument for like every drug under the Sun. Yeah, it's a good one. I do anything, bro I'm ready for you. You're just fucking along. You're more likely to die driving a car than doing galaxy guys Yeah, I was looking at nicotine addiction and it just didn't happen. Dude they have like cotton candy flavor. Yeah. What do you mean? Oh no you don't get to say shit. Mr. IQ Vapes.

What? You had a, you had literally looked like an iPod Nano. I don't give a fuck. Bro that was a healthy alternative to vaping. No it wasn't. It was a healthy vape? I remember hitting, I remember hitting one of those and it was like, it malfunctioned and it just

tasted like burnt popcorn. Well it's because the cotton burnt out. Yeah my fault. Yeah you gotta fucking replenish that buddy. I remember when you hit that you were stressed. I was stressed. You were stressed out. It was zero nicotine. No it wasn't it was one Ben had. That's one of the funniest things you've done while stressed. You were like let me hit that vape. Let me solve my problem really fast. This is like 20. It just made the problem worse. Dude, I did that shit. It was I because I thought

those were supposed to do when you're stressed. And then I like saw my girlfriend cheat on me and I was like, I'll buy a cigarette. And then I bought one, but they didn't have any. So I bought cigarellos, dude. And then swisher sweets. Yeah. But then rather than smoke it outside, I did it in my room. I put a fucking towel under my door and I open the window

and then my roommate comes in and she just laughs. What are you doing? That's we can all smell. I'm trying to kill myself. It's over for me, man. I still see that. It's over for me, man. I sell you. Shout out to you, Mark. Dude, speaking of, I went to New York with Josh Mann this weekend.

He won the tournament, which is awesome. Yes, he did. Shout out our moist moguls. He's back. He's so back. But I booked this hotel because in Brooklyn, they like banned Airbnb and like hotels are like weirdly hard to find there. So I just booked a cheap one that was close to the venue.

We check in and it says a three hour rate and it had a price for three hours in case you didn't want to stay like a love hotel a whole night. Yeah. And so so we stayed in a place where y'all got a five minute rate. Yeah. You bring what Josh called prozies. Wow. That's such an Australian way to say that. So we stayed in the in the Prossie hotel and they had a they it was fun. They had a cage around the smoke detector so you couldn't tamper with it. Yeah. But it still smelled like cigarettes.

I like broke out. It was it was so miserable. You broke out in high. My skin like I like broke out. It's a really rough hotel. Yeah, but at least we had a ton of sex with each other. So that was really nice. At the very least, that's a plus.

How else are you gonna win that tournament? That's why you did. Did it for you. Also, this is a question for you guys, because we were asking everyone this. If Josh and I were a gay couple, who would you say would be the top and who would be the bottom? You're the bottom. You're the bottom. 100%.

Yeah, I think you're probably the bottom. Yeah, Zipper said you're up to. That's crazy. Did you think he was any other way? Every single person we asked was just probably like 2500 people. They're wrong. They said I was the top and a fierce one at that. I mean, 75 million Americans are going to vote for Donald Trump.

Yeah, a lot of people doesn't really make a difference. Okay, Archie, can you put a disclaimer before this section? Josh, don't listen to this. Yeah. And then... You think he's even watching it for the disclaimer? No, I just want to, even if he does. Archie, can you also just with your own voice just say the most British word you can think of right now?

Bellend. Great. And it can't be a Bosch. Archie, can you edit for free for me again? No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, did Archie edit for you? Yeah, I found our trailer stuff. She was mine. Whoa. Archie was his.

Dude, actually, you sniped. You probably created the yard then because you're probably you're probably part of how I found Archie. Yeah, he did. He did the he did the Nintendo. He did my Nintendo direct thing years ago We're like that's a funny bit because like none of that ended up happening because I got tired And I feel like doing well you still did him. I did something. Yeah. Well, he like did that it for right Wow He did for free. He's just Connor frog little fan. He was a Connor for he's still down in his shift

He's I was like talking about it. You are cheese again Archie Is the worst example of well he's a great example on his work ethic but he's the worst example of how to have like success as an editor because he's so wealthy from doing the yard yeah but when I ask Archie for work I'll be like hey do you want to hop on this thing like not related to the yard he's like yeah like I'll just do it like I don't know you can pay me like a hundred bucks or whatever I'm like you're the richest guy who asks for no money.

Yeah, yeah. The level at which you're operating, you can be asking for what you deserve. I'll just be like, I'm going to pay you more than that, Archie. Is that OK? He's like, yeah, sure. Oh, sure. I didn't pay him for three months once through the yard. He didn't say shit. He doesn't complain a lick. Yeah. You know what? That's really bad. We should stop paying him.

It's the best guy in the world. Let's just fucking stop. I'm tired of shit What's that bringing to do Archie? We're done keep editing. You have no control What do you do blame it on the fucking migrants? No, he actually he actually has something against or against me He has all the unused footage. Yeah, which is honestly it's fine, but the decom we say some crazy Yeah It's fine, but the decom we say some crazy shit He hasn't released everything we've said before yeah right before the decom loads Well, there I think that yeah, he has some crazy shit never mind Archie. We're back. You're good

It's not the migrants fault It's a lot of factors. I remember I remember the first thing Connor ever said to me. I don't know why. Really? It's still in my head. I remember it was when it was the second house we lived in. And wait, yeah, second house we lived in. And it was somewhere around or right before the Among Us era for you, I think. It must have been. But I got into a Discord call with him.

We were in a call for the first time and we were trying, we were doing some of it. I think we were playing Among Us maybe. And it was just us. We were in a call for the first time, and we were doing some of, I think we were playing Among Us maybe. And it was just us, we were the first two in the call. And he goes, hey, Falco, that's a cool username, I love that character. And I thought he was making fun of me. And I was like, who the fuck is this guy, what an asshole. No, I play Falco.

And then I learned you love melee. But also, I think he kinda was. Probably a little bit. I don't think so. No, I actually just mixed worldviews that everyone's trying to mog at all times. No, that's my world. Actually not. I actually I actually love and trust people.

And I find out they're making fun of me. I'm like, oh, well, it's also what he deserves because he fought tooth and nail to get that username. He loves his favorite bit. You begged for it. You did beg. It's not a bit when you begged like an animal. I asked once.

I mean, you begged. Yes. But to be fair, it wouldn't work in today's world. He got it at a time period where you could get that. You can't anymore. In Elon's world, you can't get that. Well, you know, it's fair. It's a base price now.

It's five digits. Really? Even if you're a company. Yeah. How much? I think the last thing I was told was like a floor of like 20 grand Oh, you know what I was thinking the other day Like if you're I was in the doctor's office for my shoulder and I'm on Twitter and I'm like I kind of reason to be

On X the everything app. Yeah, and I like But if you're like I looked at like a normal person going there for like some whatever there is for me There's no way you're doing this this No, what are we talking about? There you go I'm talking about like if if a regular person who like goes and does a normal job and lives a normal life if there Have a Twitter account. It's kind of weird now. You are doing it What you're justifying you being on Twitter? No, I'm not just shaming them No, I'm not shaming them and I'm not justifying it either. I'm saying I have a weird

Uncommon reason to be on it because I'm like a lay content creator. No, you have no reason to be on it. I would have more reason than a person who doesn't have like a big account. I don't think that's true. I do. I agree with Slime. Fuck you. You just don't have it on your phone anymore.

So I think you're projecting. I think there's no reason to be on Twitter. No, that's a fine thing to think. It's an easy one. But I'm saying if you're a normal person who is just like watches movies and does the stuff on it. Having a Twitter account now is kind of weird because the way the website is now is like how it fires up gore and how it's like super like the environment that it's in being on it is kind of like, I think weird. Do you but you don't think that? No, I don't think is kind of like, I think weird. Do you, but you don't think that's so weird. I think it's just your FYP experience as well.

Mine is right now genuinely just rivals of ether to little bit a Israel Palestine. Okay. Just enough to get the, get the blood pumping. Yeah. Like 90% just rivals of ether to combos by the same people. Makers of the war. No, like 90% just rivals V through two combos by the same people. Makers of the war. No, no, no, the accounts because it's like five guys that run all the accounts.

Yeah. So, yeah, it's it's all sides. The League of Nations. It's pretty crazy. It's yeah, it's nature is amazing. And then the idea I rate dogs. I think as far as all social mediaias, I think that's fair. Like comparatively to Instagram. No, I think Instagram's more for humans. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like comparatively to Instagram, that's I think more reasonable. But I still think it serves a purpose of a social media site. Like it connects you with other people in your life. And I'm sure there are a lot of people on X who just follow people in their life and go to the followers tab.

Maybe. Is YouTube the only good algorithm? I wouldn't even call it good. My Twitter recently, I like don't even like scrolling it. Well, I'm like, this is boring. Let's do it. What's up? Screen time. Screen time.

Everyone. I actually don't think mine will be that bad. Oh, well. Mine's gonna be bad. We're gonna pull up screen time for the past week. Folks, if you don't know, you can check the screen time. My phone's on 4%. It's been a bad week. Are we doing daily average? We're gonna pull up screen time for the past week folks If you don't know you can check the screens on 4% a bad week. Are we doing daily average? We're gonna do last week. Oh here it is Okay, let's go most used Nick

Okay, my last week and can I get some context you just give it first give the number first give the give us the fucking juice First I want to say the context first. Okay, fine. I was on vacation. Okay, go ahead. Not vacation, I was at a wedding, so it's- I'm using my phone a little more. Okay. Five hours, 12 minutes. Of?

Of my last week's average. Of what? What was the- Sorry, give me your most used app last week. Oh, it was Twitter. How many hours? Uh... In the week, it was eight hours?

Eight hours a day? Then I gotta tell you. No, for the whole week. Your For You page is good. I mean, maybe it's bad in like a objective sense, like what you're seeing is bad, but it's working because it's keeping you on the website. Usually when I open Twitter,

if it resets to For You, I slide it back over. Because sometimes it won't hold it. The following, yeah. So I usually go to my following, and I'll do like a thing, I'll see what everyone's up to, you, I slide it back over because sometimes it won't hold it. The following, yeah. So I usually go to my following and I'll do like a thing. I'll see what everyone's up to and then I'll get out or I'll make a funny little reply. I mean, you're cleaning an hour a day. What's yours, Connor?

Like which number? What's your most used app and how long? X the everything app. X the everything app. How many hours? 12 hours. Mine is YouTube 12 hours. Okay.

Mine's X, uh, 19 hours. Damn. Which is crazy. Holy sh- 19? Yeah, last week. Were you arguing last week? Uh, I don't think so. I don't argue that much these days. X runs.

And then YouTube is my second. Yeah, I have 8 hours on YouTube. 840. YouTube is already in the lead for this week for me. Well, that's kind of fun. What a terrible everything. We have found out that X everything's up. Algorithm is working. Yeah, I working effectively for you three.

I think so. I think I like talking on it, which again, I think if you're like a person who does not have a big account or any like reason to be on there as like a creator, you might have less of a reason to talk. Because you're just replying, maybe you're evil. Well, okay, here's my argument then. You're saying there's less of a reason, but you're saying there is a reason for the content creators to talk. Who do you think they're talking to?

I guess they're talking to the other, the big tweets that come out. They're talking to people they know, other content creators. I see what you're saying, I see what you're trying to say, but I think there's just statistically more of a reason. You need the unimportant people to make the world go round. Now that... If Connor did not have Fortnite, if Connor did not have Twitter, I think he would have a hard time getting a guest for Fortnite Friday.

Oh, a thousand percent. I mean, that was a big factor that made it like do well the past few months. I think that is one of the biggest reasons to have Twitter if you are a content creator, is your ability to contact people you want to work with. Do you think Fortnite Friday, you inherently have to kind of disagree with the person that you're bringing on for it to be interesting? No, not at all.

I mean, I had good episodes earlier this year with like, McKenna Grace was the actress and like Ghostbusters. It was just like a viewer of mine. That's crazy. That was fine. Like that was just a fun. It almost feels like the real core thing that that maybe this isn't even true. I'll say it anyways, is that they are somewhat clueless about Fortnite. Yeah.

Because it becomes such a distracting point for them that it's hard for them to interview, but you force them to keep interviewing. Yeah. So like I try not to do like streamers at all or like any creators like that. Yeah. Is it is Fortnite the best vehicle? What if it was a different game? It's definitely Good will the alliteration with Friday is good. That's huge. But then also just like The concept of the game is very simple like everybody knows of fortnight just because of how much of a cultural impact it had Yeah, that helped. I think there's a clear thing you want. Yeah, you want to three Royale

There's a so much IP in the game. When you were like, I'm OJ Simpson, there's so many things to play off of. He's like, oh my God. And then there's also a whole other, the whole Roblox end of it now, where there's creative Fortnite games. She looks like Hulu in there. It's fucked up. They make so much money. There's so much stuff in there now that you can just do.

Those people who make maps make so much. Have I told you guys before? they make a hella. Yeah, they changed how it works So they started paying out map makers for how many players? Yeah, yeah, that's it's like in like eight figures some of them I'll still I'll never forget when you interviewed Susan Wajinski rip the that her team was there at the house and we were talking about YouTube and shit. And he was saying like Elden Ring right now is when Elden Ring came out. I was like Elden Ring is like is so big on YouTube.

It's overtaking Fortnite. This is in 2022. And I'm like Fortnite is still that big. And you looked at me. You're like Fortnite is that bitch. And then the guy looked at me and then you and I was like, yeah. And I was like, that's crazy. I don't know. Maybe that's still not the case. Maybe it's just Jordan Petition. It's kiddos, right? There's just so many kiddos who like Fortnite. I mean, there's adults

like it too. I think it's just, it's a, it's a cross. Everyone loves Fortnite. OJ Simpson being in Fortnite is not for 12 year olds. When we die, Fortnite will be considered the greatest game. That was an accident on their part. They haven't brought back that version of the skin because they realized that like people were like doing that. Because it was custom. I did like it was like a year ago. My favorite thing was because Marshall Mathers got added into Fortnite. So I was playing Fortnite, listening to Kim full blast.

They should do they should do an M&M like skin variation where it's him and his daughter's wedding. Oh, and you have dunks on and you've got you've got a suit. Tuxedo. Yeah, great idea Wedding day. It's like wedding day Mario I try to get like every like real person that comes to the game because you never know what they're gonna do and it's like Are they not gonna bring the skin back? Like I have I got like Will Smith before the slap No shit, and they haven't brought back Will Smith. He hasn't come back to the shop Yeah, they haven't ever taken a skin away from it'd be crazy

But I could to like take away a skin someone purchased I mean if someone you found anything really bad, I mean you have Will Smith fucking shot up a school I think that way you're probably removing from the game. Yeah, imagine they didn't they stood on it Slaps a guy and they remove all your hard-earned V game. Yeah. Imagine they didn't. They stood on it. That'd be funny. But it's like Wilson slaps a guy and they remove all your hard earned V bucks. Yeah. And that would suck. They should. You know how they do concerts? Presidential debate in Fortnite. I wanted to do that on Fortnite Friday.

I tried. Dude, that's a bad idea. What do you mean? You want to you mean you want to get Donald Trump and Kamala Harris? I wanted to. Well, so I figured that wouldn't happen. So instead, like, I got in touch with, like, all these, like, Gen Z political influencers on Twitter. You were running the Jubilee? Like, the ones, yeah, like, the ones that are, like, 18, 19, like, obviously paid by, like, their respective parties. Yeah, yeah.

So I found a bunch of them. And, like, I went for Trump, one for Kamala, and one for RFK when he was still in. And I was like, hey, I want to just get a four-band squad. And, like, I'm just playing the game and you guys can argue about whatever the fuck the whole time and like, I'm just playing the game. Wow. It never came together because you should let both sides like concoct a tweet for the other person's account and if they don't get the victory royale, the tweets go out. A kill race. The issue was the kid that I had for Trump, I ended ended up talking to more because he ended up being the kid that got bare

Him and but he's friends with Barron Trump And so he got it Trump to go on Aiden Ross's stream dude Baron Trump on for a night Friday be fire Yeah, I was trying to get that he was like Baron Baron says he won't do any media right now. Yeah, he hasn't done any right I think he might be evil, like, like evil, evil. I mean, you think so? I'm just beginning to think. Yeah. Because he won't do four Fridays with you. No, I think that he's being very, very mindful of how he's

he gets social media very well. Right. And he's like, I'm not going to be any public appearance. I had planning my future and he's going for power for sure. He wants power. Well, dude, the the weirdos there, there are weirdos who like played things called playing dollies where they like post a picture of Baron and like he looks like a Roman like emperor. But I think some of the markers around his profile picture. Yes. And they're like, look at him, his son, the son of the powerful.

This is what leadership looks like. He's going to lead us one day. Reading between the lines, I think he's hyper aware of all of that. Yeah. And it's like actively like. He's hyper aware of all of that. Yeah. And is like actively like... He's probably been taught all that too, bro. He probably went to that private school that all the fucking presidents go to. He went to the same school as that one kid I was talking about. Just like some...

Just some regular school? I don't know. No, he's on some blue blood shit. People like that get put into schools and they end up in secret clubs and societies that like they only get revealed when you die. There's this there's a school, can you look at the high school that like eight presidents have gone to? It's like a weirdly high percentage of presidents just come from this one private school. They just took good job.

I don't know what the fuck they're teaching there. That's crazy. Maybe Psych 101. That shit crushes. It's crazy to think like aristocracy like that still exists in like the Kennedys. Yeah. Like it's real, bro. There's still like these weird little societies.

I think it's the same thing as like a basketball player creating a child who's good at basketball. Like you just know everything it takes to get to the position you're in. So you can just teach that to your child. Yeah, but I think that's also less about like sometimes they're just born like not tall enough for basketball. Yeah. The difference is if you're a politician, I guess the only thing in that case is you just have couldn't be bald. Zipper. You have to be charming and handsome.

Where's our that's true info. Is he gone? Zipper, did you hear me? He's yelling about something. Zipper's getting yes, I heard you. He'm getting mad at Nick. No, you too. I didn't say anything wrong I did not say anything wrong barons an evil name. Yeah, it is a funny name fire grocery store pizza Baron red baron. Yeah, it's also the name of Baron Harkin and Phillips Academy and over. It is the AI overview, so that might not exist. OK, well, two of them are the bushes, though.

So that's like not fair. Wow. No, this ain't no five, five, five. Yeah, it's on the right. It's on the right. It's on the right. Show me. Is it just Yale? Show me.

It's just Yale. Classically a Connecticut school. Yeah, it's famous. It's huge in Connecticut Everybody talks about it there all What what if that was a stupid friend of post just said what if all presidents went to the same high school? President high And there's like there's like Thomas Jefferson, but he's got to talk with like Obama

but he's got to talk with Obama. Oh! Oh, that'd be a good collab. Did the Epic Rap Battles of History predict the election? Yeah, they favored in Kamala, right? They called it for Kamala Harris. There was another thing, too, about what was crazy was about the Washington.

They were formerly the Redskins, now they're just Washington. Yeah, commanders. There is a... their last home game... If, like, for the past couple of elections, their last home game, if they win it, then the incumbents party wins the presidency. And Washington only won on like an absurd last. The Hail Mary, right? Hail Mary. That I watched the team tip. Yeah. So it was like an absurd win by them. But that was the thing.

Well, who would they fight for? Well, they fight for the incumbents. It would be Kamala would win. Whoa. Because the commanders won. I like we're trying to manufacture all these groundhogs seeing their shadow. Yeah. I'll tell you what, I'm predicting Kamala is going to win.

I'm predicting. Really? I'm kind of getting, I'm getting a little doomer. That's because you're 12 hours on X. I think so. I think I'm just on X too much. You're on an app owned by the guy who jumps up and down for Donald Trump and pays out a million dollars for people to vote for.

He's so sad. He is a sad guy. He's a big ex. Dude, that's hype. I love ex and content and blazing my glory. You're being sarcastic. You do love ex. I don't love it. I just like pulling it up and watching it. I like people watching it.

I like talking to people with a big account. I like having a platform to joke on. Like I'll go to Helens replies. I'll see who's talking and his reply like the American flag people. And then like I see who replies to them and I just click on their account and I'll find like an old grandma. Like what does she talk about? What is her life like? It's just crazy. Is she AI?

I think it's like, yeah, I have the same amount of free time on my hands as like a 70 year old Republican woman. So I end up naturally on the website. You would fucking crush a bingo night. Oh, I could. I love you crazy shit. I do crazy shit. And then I walk home with two hoes. Amen. Change your dentures on the morning.

Sir. Shit. Why don't you do that? Why don't I do that? What are you talking about? I'm busy. Yeah, you are. More like epic crap battles of history because because they're predicting them. Well done. So how did you how was the pond, bro?

I missed you so much. I just want to know that you had a good time. It was tight, man. We fucking we traveled around the Alps and away to Japan. We know extended. I want to see all of it. I want to see all of it going away. I want to see everything. He's doing that. That's crazy. Dude, the whole time I was there, I wanted to eat Japanese food

literally the whole entire time. That makes sense. But because I'm in Japan, right? And they're good. They're good at making it their food. But I'm with a bunch of fucking assholes who live in Japan. And so every night, it's food time. I'm like, where are we going?

They're like, Italian. No way. Night one's Italian. Guess what night two is? Burger. Italian. Guess what night three is? Burger.

I'll say Italian. Burger. Italian hyphen Domino's pizza. What? They ordered Domino's pizza. They were like, yeah, it's the only thing nearby. I'm like, that just can't be true. because I don't think the other people in Chome are eating this right now.

I don't think they are. The only food in the area is Domino's pizza. That's what they said. That's what they said. They said to me, they're like, ah, man, only food here is Domino's. And I'm like, was it good? Like better than our Domino's? No, really?

It was actually worse. Because I remember the fries at Denny's I had, Domino's Pizza closes its restaurants in Italy. Surprising no one. Wow. That's just a mean article. That is a mean article. That is a mean article.

I had the, I say this before, the fries that I had at Denny's in Japan were the best french fries I've ever had in my life. I mean, yeah, there's just some food that's American and Japan's better than Domino's. The crust was worse, I think. Okay. So then you couldn't- Day four. Burger! Burger! Yes! I ate burger at a California joint. Japan's better than Domino's the crust is worse. Okay, so then you couldn't day for

Yes, I A burger California joint disgusting and the lady who worked there. She's like, I'm going to California tomorrow. I'm like sick She was like me but for America tastes like this like I went to the counter and she was speaking English because she wanted to practice Right. She said yee-haw American cowboy. what would you like today on your big cheeseburger? Maybe you weren't in Japan. Maybe all the awesome houses could fall over, like flats and... Dude, while I talked to her, she fucked up. I was like, what are you going to America for?

She's like, Universal Studios. I'm like, sick, what are you saying? Irvine? She's in for a rude fucking time. Did she not go to Disney? Did she not say she was going to go to Disney maybe? She said she probably won't have time. I'm like, you're just in the wrong... She's way closer to Inhaan.

She has to spend all her time driving to Universal Studios. Zot, Zot though. She's like, no it's cool, I'll just take the train that will take me there. I'm staying with Captain Face Roll. Last day I'm there, Japanese food. Finally. Authentic. Cooked in front of me. Burger!

My god. Soup home. Oh. Is that soup? Soup. Yummy. Zipper look up S-U-P-P-O-N. No, it's like a lingo thing.

Look up I-C-U-P. Pro, spell iCub dude. Chinese food? Turtle! You ate a turtle? I don't like that. I ate a turtle. It's Chinese food.

Blood wig. It also says Chinese sauce shell turtle. Why do they eat the turtle? You ate a turtle? I don't like that. It's Chinese food, Ludwig. It also says Chinese soft-shelled turtle. Why do they eat the turtle? Well, it's not Chinese. There's a Chinese way to prepare it. I wanna see this, bro. I love turtles, man. We had just a grilled turtle. Did you have the Japanese prepared dominos, too? Yeah. Bro, it was just a grilled-ass turtle.

That's fucked up. It was cooked so well, it tasted horrible. People be eating anything. It was so tough, bro. It tastes like a tongue. It tasted kind of like a leather handbag. Did you use the turtle shell like a bowl for a date? They didn't give us the shell.

What the fuck is the point then? This is weird. What are you going to do with the shell? They're only animals. I feel like it's disrespectful to a phone case while you're eating it Is it illegal to eat monkey? Not for me, but I think almost assuredly

Yeah, well, I think there are some monkeys that are like endangered but like roast monkey ribs like I'm pretty sure zipper Look it up. Can you eat monkey? I mean you can probably eat anything. I don't think well you can but like I'm pretty sure zipper. Look it up. Can you eat monkey? I mean, you can probably eat any. I don't think well, you can. But like I'm maybe some places do it if they're overrun with monkeys. Monkey eating Monday. That could be your thing has been historically recorded. Why? Why the cutest monkey ever?

That is the monkey. Dude, he looks like baby for monkey. Yeah, that's how Nick Yingling looks at me when I say a three syllable word Dude That is such a fucked up image to put next to I mean cows are cute too Yeah but they don't put like a baby If you look up can you eat cow

It's gonna be the ugliest fucking cow Yeah and their asses They're lined up for milk Yeah, I actually I don't eat a lot red meat because I like the cows anyway chickens don't feel shit I was sad about not eating fucking well. I'm glad you're your your trip was a resounding failure and You're back with your best friends back your best. I actually I fucking great food anyway, so what Connor what you're finally here If you're gonna yell at us, you're gonna fucking scream and yell at some shit. I mean so then yeah 2019 I joined the Minecraft server

It went viral Cars competing in world's greatest game. We got away from an hour ago is so sick. Yeah. Yeah. Oh nice I'm in worlds get rid of almost a gay-ass gamer I wouldn't win that bro The spire we gotta play No, he he's replacing who dropped that phase adapts. Oh Perfect. I was gonna chop it up with bro. I was ready for it.

I was going to get him to PSL. So Connor's in, and he thinks he might take it. I didn't say I think I might take it. You were talking high. I said I think I might do pretty well, because the games that are in it are games that I know. And like day one has Deadlock. He said he would solo carry Deadlock.

I think I could. He's good. I like that. Bro, Tenz is good. I'm actually good at Deadlock. Oh, Tenz is it? I might be better than Tenz at deadlock. Do you think you're better than Jerex at deadlock? Who's the...

I don't know if Jerex plays cheaters. He won the International twice. Okay, well that's... In Dota. Yeah, so he's probably gonna be good. You don't think that helps? No. It helps a lot.

It does. I think if you play enough... If you've played another Valve MOBA, it helps with deadlock. ...like how the jungle spawns work and how the map works that like I could carry. And like the characters that I play can be like solo carry characters. I think Ludwig snubbed me. Oh wow, he's made the second most. Yeah, he's the second highest earning player all time. God! Fucking!

I begged Ludwig to put me on commentary, right? Yeah. He did well. Yeah, he did really well. He was gaming. He was grinding. I begged Ludwig to put me on commentary. I think he snubbed me. I didn't snub you. I just haven't done commentary yet He put me put me in as a player and then he was like wait never mind This person's back in you can do commentary by the way

I was like really that's what he said so he said and then he's like nope you're back in as a player I had Double asked and then the person who I initially asked replied it was evbo the guy who did Yeah was Evbo, the guy who did Lovebo, Parkour Minecraft. Just have Josh play. The guy who made Parkour Minecraft, who does all the parkour in it, said he would compete initially, but then said it was a face reveal for him.

And I was like, I don't want to be your face reveal. How come you didn't ask me to compete in it? Yeah. Or me. This is my kind of shit. This is my kind of shit. This is not your kind of shit or your kind of shit. What do you mean? It's exactly my kind of shit. It might be next. Sweating a bunch of video games. League of Legends is the kind of shit. This is my kind of shit. This is not your kind of shit or your kind of shit I mean, it's exactly my kind of shit might be next sweating a bunch of video games League of Legends is the first team game I've been playing it I play the character looks like city swingy

Give me looks on I want to see everything She says I go god. I'll call she says it I go, God damn. I'll call a void, I'll tell him the dark. The void, the fucking winner. I say, hey we got a new winner in town, my bad. Rivals, I'm doing great. Where are all the games? Deadlock, I'm pretty terrible at.

Do you guys have Tekken? I think not. I'll actually, I have to look at the list again. I don't think I remember seeing, I don't think there were any traditional fighters step in No, they're harder to get you have to have a license to pay for those Expensive Mario Kart and stuff this year, but they actually do Narcan a show over here Some games that you do have to pay to use in an event You're a Mario party in clear coat, huh Mario party jamboree in jam body I'd be crazy at that you wouldn't be crazy at that. an event. You could Mario Party in clear coat. Huh? Mario Party Jam-Bri-In.

Jam-Body. I'd be crazy at that. You would be crazy at that. Have you tried Domination on the new one? No, it's easier. Oh, no, it's the same. It's just uncapped. It should be easier.

It has a higher frame rate. I've been telling them to try it. There's a mode they put in it that's surprisingly, like, well done for Nintendo, where there's an online solo queue ranked for Mario Party mini games. That's sick. Where, like, it literally gives you a number, and you can get, like, gold, plat, and it's all just solo queue mini games Mario Party mini games. That's sick. Where like literally it gives you a number and you can get like gold, plat,

and it's all just solo queue mini games. Oh, I'm gonna run that. It's actually sick. I was like, who did this? Like all their Mario parties have like sucked in the past few years where it's like, you just know it was like. You can tell that they like could kill a competitive system if they wanted to and they just don't. They just don't. They just don't give a fuck.

But like in the past few games, like you can tell it was like the interns were like punished in the making Mario party It's like put it out put out the game and now this one they actually tried This one's good Yeah You know Rivals is better in that sense because again we can we can imagine fucking all these animals like so guilt-free Like when we have to imagine fucking Mario, it's like well What's he is he gonna get back like to his job later on? You're talking about like I don, is he going to get back to his job later on? You're talking about?

Like, Bowser's there. I don't think he was in the conversation. I think he was just thinking about fucking Locks of Dawn the whole time. What I'm saying is, the game that Offbrand Gamesets published has ethically free-sourced ideas. You know what I'm saying? I think that's beautiful. Like fucking Yoshi is a bad idea.

Fucking Yoshi is a bad idea. Because he's a pet. Birdo however. That's true. Birdo got that shit. God damn. That front butt. Dude, you sure you got beef with Nadeshot?

Dude! I'm lowkey, I'm lowkey, I'm pissed at you for that. Why? I'm pissed at you for that. For leaking? You want to know my reason? Why? We make an awesome Nadeshot t-shirt. We make an awesome Nadeshot t-shirt.

Make an awesome Nadeshot t-shirt. And I'm like, let's make it through the yard. Ludwig's like, we can't make it because I'll get all this flack. And I'm like, all right, peace, peace, Lord. I feel you. Peace, Lord. That's a good reason. And then Ludwig gets in his own little beef with Nadeshot.

All of a sudden, Ludwig doesn't like Nadeshot. He's like, give me that photo. I'm going to tweet it out. I'm going to say we're going to make it if I don't get my 500 bucks. And I'm like, we should have made it. We knew he, we had been known he's wack. But it's not now. I feel justified in recouping the money he owes me in sales.

But I think you'd have to cut it off after. I've really dollars of sales. How many sales is that? It's like 500 profit. So it's like, fucking it's like what? It's a very limited run of it's got to be 50 around there. Yeah, I think I'm down for 50. I fucking let's make them I like the idea that he he It's better to have a reason to do it instead of just shooting the first shot I think that's fine. You don't want to dog on love with me?

Well, I think I because I thought about this. You want to trust me, bro? I'm on X. I saw this going down and I thought all the same shit you did. And I'm like, I get it. No, it's reasonable. You know, it's reasonable. But he did. We had we have had that shirt for a long time. You guys have kept this shit like a fucking last resort.

Yeah, it's our it's our nuclear weapons. We're France Now is the time to cuz who even gives a fuck about juvie anymore? H-shock cares anymore. He's an owner. I see sold it Whatever the fuck I don't know as if he has a piece. So I don't care about juvie now that he's not involved Like it was such like a that was the irony. Yeah, you want to recoup 500 bucks Let's sell them for a hundred each and do a really low run So one So funny my my stream time I was playing black ops the new black ops last week and was just the nade shot of the left

Dude, I saw that You were always on this shit when ninja went to mixer you were the ninja of twitch You were always on this shit when ninja went to mixer you were the ninja of twitch Like that and then I would call myself the white shroud of twitch. Yeah, white shroud. Yeah I wish made shot was Are you okay, so he wrote the shows over in parkour because in parkour civilization episode 2 There's a point where he opens his book and he goes the book was written in Parkour Civilization, episode two, there's a point where he opens his book and he goes,

the book was written in parkour. Luckily, I've been studying. And then he just translates it. It's fire. Wait, so how did you translate it? And Zipper, yeah, it says it shows a thumbs up. Yeah. Wow.

That's so what a cute connection you guys just had. It was really cute, actually. And you have your mom's eyes Oh, I miss you He does Connor have you met his mom yeah, well no actually haven't she's my my mom I've met his mom really lovely eyes lovely eyes sweet soul just talk about like maybe how was she nice She was sweet Question that you know I want to ask?

Come on now. Is it pink Ludwig? What is wrong with you? That's crazy. No I'm not asking if it's puffy. My little brother is a yard fan bro. You're gonna ruin his day. Really?

Oh I thought he was asking about me bro. Chill. Who was talking about that? That is crass as hell Ludwig. I thought you were asking about me, not his mom. That is crazy. I swear to God, I didn't think that. Mrs. Pants, is it pink?

Mrs. Pants. Mrs. Pants, sorry. Mrs. Pants. Mrs. Pants, she's my mother. Great lady. We'll sign off in the chat. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The question for you, we haven't asked you.

I'm sure I know the answer already. Oh, bro. He's the most fucking cut man you've ever seen. You cut his health. They cut him like three times. Yeah, they went triple, dude. Well, OK. Yeah, the little barber's apron is. Connor has a triple XP weekend downstairs.

I hope you guys have a lovely week. And and no, well, just to the to the week that you have Connor win world's greatest gamer and watch slime commentate it Connor talk your shit that camera that camera done yet What do you want to say stream and I? Gonna do videos again soon and I you can you know my name you can find me you find him in mangoes chat sometimes I'm in goes chat. I'll probably be back here sooner than the last time. Well, that wasn't the last time for sure. Yeah Anytime I just love podcast we should have him in the chair one day when Aiden shows up we Check the group check already moved to Sweden.

Next time Ludwig is gone, I'll just be Ludwig. And then I can talk to Aiden. I'm actually so down. You're like the robot that spawns in Rocket League when your opponent leaves. All right, well, find Connor on Fortnite Fridays, all of his socials, all that stuff. And we'll see you in the extra bonus,

extra Patreon episode where we will be cutting Kelby's head off and also doing a hair transplant on him afterwards. Woo! That'd be sick.