The Yard - Ep. 173 - Our BIGGEST Fan... (ft. Cinna)

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

This week, the boys are joined by Cinna! they talk about her massive success as streamer, her favourite collaborations since she's blown up, and how she posted embarrassing messages whilst she was a Yard Patreon member... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where's Sina? Where is she? She's she will be here. She'll be here in 30 seconds. Sina will be here in 30 seconds. You know, you know, because we have to let the greedy little slop eating goblins know we're always asking for the merch, asking for the merch. Where's the merch? Why is it out of stock?

Anywhere is my merch? Where's the merch that we are releasing our entire backlog from every drop we've ever done. Whatever's left over the excess stock we have from whatever's left over. Imagine the auto collection, the pitching collection, basics collections, all listed on the yard. sale right now. And you can go catch that stock before it runs out.

Do you still get your Patreon discount if you're on the Patreon? Do you still get your Patreon discount? No, because all of the products are discounted for everyone. That's crazy. I'm bored. I want Sina now. Let's record two podcasts. one where Trump won and one where Kamala won and one where Jill Stein really squeaks out a win now to lead us through the Trump episode. Squirt out a win. Sit up.

Wait, are we are we going? Yeah, dude. And Zipper is standing in the doorway. Why are you? I got crazy. Why are you blaming? Zipper was a son of us. This is your fault.

I was looking at my I was looking at my. I had one more time. Why are you blaming Zipper for a game with a thong? This is your fault. What a shame. I was looking at my phone. Nick, one more time. And now here for said Jill Stein episode. Get down. Get down. I'm so discombobulated. Is that the Michaelis?

We would never invite her for a Kotl episode. We would invite her for the Jill Stein episode. We would, of course. Who is Jill Stein? The science guy? That's Joe Biden's wife. Don't. Don't.

I can't look at you. I can't. So hi, everyone. This is Sina. And Sina. So this is a very interesting episode because it's kind of a make a wish episode. I can't look at you. I can't. So hi, everyone. This is Sina and Sina. So this is a this is a very interesting episode because it's kind of a make a wish episode.

Now she's not terminal. Yes, yes. Terminally something. Yeah. But she is perhaps our biggest fan from day one. Maybe was. Hmm. No, I checked. Was. What? I've checked. Checked what? A healthy Patreon subscriber for three years and three months. Maybe was. Hmm. No, I checked. Was. What?

I've checked. Checked what? A healthy Patreon subscriber for three years and three months. It's disgusting. Still a Patreon sub. Wait, wait, wait, what tier? Because I mean, five dollars a month is it? I think I'm- What's the fifteen dollar one?

Well, it's tier two. Well, she has access to the advice show, let's call it that. Yeah. You used to have to have advice. Yeah, I actually used to listen to the advice shows all the time. Really? I have some opinions on them actually really Oh, I do the advice shows are really good

I mean, I used to listen to every I was in every like patreon episode every everything What is this used to she used to be? She used to have a red name in our Discord. You were a red name, you were the $69 tier. So, do you remember, like, when you guys first ever started the Patreon, and there was like, they called it the Red Wave? Yeah, I do remember. The Red Wave in our Discord. I did that.

You didn't know about this? Of course you don't know. I don't know. Discord was huge. Because it was like a fake political conflict in our Discord that was dividing the classes between the fuck you tiers who were willing to spend $70 a month and the rest of the Patreon. I hear, Senna, I remember you telling me before that you're responsible for our largest uptick in revenue we've ever had. Yeah, it was me and like five other people. We were on the forefront.

And we were just... Of the red wave. Yeah, we were poor shaming other people to get the red wave and we even like gifted because I worked a normal job back then I would like gift people $70 as I hear Why did you have to be a red tier? You were expanding the Eastern block No we didn't That's one video game. Why were you doing this?

I was just so bored at work I was so bored. What was your job? I worked in a restoration company where we like you know saved people's lives with like houses Oh boy! That was when you took old like Antiques and then made them new again. Yeah, you know you wipe off the stuff on them It's like your house gets destroyed by like a fire we come in and fix it It was boring as fuck

And now you like and now you play Call of Duty zombies Well, I know Wait, play is an oversight. Yeah, did as fuck. No, and now you like, and now you play Call of Duty Zombies. Well, I know. Wait, play isn't over. Yeah. Did you fuck with Jimmy Carter? Who's Jimmy Carter? What the fuck are you talking about? Guys, Senna's 19. Jill and her. Jimmy Carter built houses.

He was a president. He was when he was president. I didn't know this man. Who the fuck? He was a president and he builds houses and he's like a hundred now. He was a one term president. Dude, I didn't even know who Jill Epstein was or whoever you were talking about.

Isn't that? Yeah. Jill Epstein was Jill Epstein. And we don't talk about her enough in the wheel. So apparently, and Suna told me this at the Halloween party, she said that there is a thing in her Discord that they have gotten a hold of where we once talked about Jill Biden.

And I don't say we it was you. We the people have talked about Joe Biden. Many people have talked about Joe Biden. But it was the way that he did it that matters the way. Was it more sensitive? I was talking about whether or not Joe makes her squirt. You remember the silence there was tough. Is this the end? That's my time guys.

Thank you so much. And, uh, and some for some reason, you said this in what context? I was talking about Joe Biden's breathtaking pussy. So you're in your discord. No. Yeah. In the yard discord. You just do, you're just the same as me.

You just take whatever slime says on here, whatever filth comes out of his mouth and just spin it around. And just fire it back. Because he didn't even say Jill Biden's pussy. He was talking about Bernie Sanders breathtaking pussy. You're just mixing up pussies. Yeah, and that was Nick's bit. I was talking about Jill Biden squirting.

He was talking about Bernie Sanders breathtaking pussy. But it's beautiful. He was talking about the child passing free-kilt. She's taking all the pieces and she's built a home in Minecraft with it all. It's beautiful. It's incredible. I was talking about Jill White and Squirting. He was talking about Bernie Sanders breathtaking pussy. He was talking about the child-pathy breakups. She's taken all the pieces and she's built a home in Minecraft with it all. It's beautiful. She's made it her own, if you will. Would you say that we made you?

The amount of people that have made me don't even. I can't even look at you. Because you know the first time, like my inspiration for streaming, Ludwig is involved in that. Oh, yuck! No, but what's crazy is, it was a podcast that he was on where he was talking about like, You know the first time like my inspiration for streaming Ludwig is involved No, but what's crazy is it was a podcast that he was on where he's talking about like his dreams and aspirations And I was like wow I really want to be recognized by Devin Nash like that It wasn't even him that inspired me was Devin Nash Devin Nash's attention I could too Dude you can just tweet at him and get his attention.

No. It's not. I mean, like, no, I'm saying at any point in your life, like this is not he responds. It's not like a rare commodity here. This is like this is like when I went to New York for a wedding a few weeks ago and Slasher messaged me because he saw I was going to be in New York. He was like, hey, you want to hang out at this event? And I was like, yeah, it'd be nice to meet you. But then above that DM is two DMs from me in 2017 and 2019

that he never responded to. Nothing worse. What were you asking about? Oh, just like a question about Quake, and then another thing about Twitch emote revenue that he had been talking about. And he just ignored you. Yeah, yeah, and then now, now looking at now you want to fuck.

Now you want to hang out. Isn't he the guy that did the doctor disrespect tweet? Yeah. Yeah. Is that guy? Yeah. Why are you not asking those questions? I feel like those are the better questions. 47. This is a while back. Also, he was esports.

Who? I wouldn't care. He's he's an esports journalist. I do not know who slashers at all. I've only ever known him from the Dr. Disrespect tweet. That's great. What did you know Devin Nash from that? That was like he made a video one time called How to Be a Successful Streamer that I watched and I was like, that's cool.

I thought you like typed that into Google. That's like his girlfriend typing in cool shoes. Yeah, that's what I typed in YouTube. Looking for shoes. Yeah, I typed that in YouTube at the time. He had like, you know, one gave viewers that he YouTube and at the time he had like you know 1k viewers And he would like talk to you for like like all this like twitch streaming advice, and I was like oh fuck Yeah, this is the meta

You ever accidentally typed the word YouTube into the YouTube search bar instead of the Google search bar? All the time And then you get the cursed homepage Yeah My god India's awesome I've never done that Dipper, can you open the picture I sent you? Sorry

Oh It's a whole other momentum We have pictures sometimes you do picture time Exhibit Exhibit Exhibit, exhibit I've never done that. Zipper, can you open the picture? Sorry. We have pictures, sometimes you do picture time. Exhibit A. No, we can't get anything around her, dude. She's seen every episode. She's not seen the most recent ones. I will say, it feels weird to be in this setting. Feels like you're in the Full House house.

Yeah, like just listening to you guys talk from when I was sitting up there, feels like I'm watching an episode Yeah, well it will have you can it can I ask you this do you have a favorite yard member? I'm not gonna lie slime. It's not you what I'm sorry Why is it crazy you actually just scare the fuck out of me? Why what am I scary about scary? Evidence in the case against slime, but please continue Yeah, you're you're now that I've met you're actually very sweet. You're like a sweet guy. I know my favorites Oh, no, keep going My favorite you're over into you like you're waiting for it to be you isn't it?

No, I know whatever picks me cuz it's like picking Mario. I get it Because it's like picking Mario. I get it. I guess I think you're fucking Mario Self-aware thing you've ever said fucking strikers and no one was big fucking Mario But the game would not exist if it was IP list strike we think Mario Sometimes we kiss Mario's feel like sometimes not enough Mario has his own game. You'd think you throw the hat you'd think Aiden's the Waluigi pick because of his build, but he's actually the Toad pick. In spirit. He's meta? You're Yoshi because you're misogynistic.

Dude, I'm a really abnormal Toad. You're a tall Toad that does a lot of drugs. Because Toad is just like nice guy neutral kind of guy. Am I DK? Yeah, probably because you were originally a villain, but now you're maybe friendly. You think he's Bowser? Uh-huh. What?

Could be Bowser. Because of your evil energy. No? I could be Bowser. Oh, just a little bit, but Bowser's kind of cool, you know? No, Bowser kidnaps women constantly. Have you ever? No, I've never kidnapped a woman. I think I'm more DK because he likes big chillin'.

Yeah, and bananas. End of the day, he's in the tree house. But he's trending. He's trending from afar. You might think he's violent. He intimidated me. Okay, really quick. Can I ask you what was so scary the tree house. But he's trending. He's trending from afar. You might think he's violent. He intimidated me. Can I ask you what was so scary about me?

Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious. I've told you this. I have seen you tell people to kill themselves. To be fair, I do it too. But like, I have seen you go out of your way to make people feel like shit. They're mean to me. A profile photo.

No. No. They're not mean to you. Sometimes they're not mean to you. I just said that. Sometimes they're not. I don't go after! A profile photo? Nope. Nope. Nope. They're not mean to you. Nope. Sometimes they're not mean to you. I just- Sometimes they're random.

I don't go after people. Yes you do. Yes you do. You've gone that crazy. Sometimes you go after random people who are famous online and you say, I wish they would fly over the fucking pyramids in a paramotor. They make fun of you so much. Yeah.

We are different people. I don't give a shit. You're my friend. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes they just make things you don't like. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes they have three bank accounts. Sometimes they tweet at you with just an anime profile photo

and you're just kill yourself. I don't do that. No, I actually don't do that. He actually doesn't. I actually don't do that. And I never did. I always have some reason. Most of the time it's justified, even though it's an overcorrection. Very few. At the end of this rainbow, if we find an example, he'll be like, but I haven't done that in a long time.

This cold pose will shift. You won't find one. That's the thing. Because I am consistent in my. I think it's how judgmental you are of what other people put out. Yeah. And as someone who's putting out, maybe she was scared. What? That's. No, I wasn't. I wasn't putting out. OK, that's crazy.

I used to have an anime profile photo in Discord and I changed it when I joined the art. What? That's because what I would have thought of it fuck? I think it was death note lose. I changed it. Sorry no No, no, how was that? You actually Japanese okay Nihongo been Kyoshi Moscow when I met him he walked up to me and said Me it was weird wait, then he bowed at me. It was weird. That was horrible. Did you actually bow at her? Yeah, I bowed. Was it a deep bow like, like I do to 7-Eleven clerks?

Yes. That's gotta be racist. That is crazy. It's awful. I don't know how, but that's racist. I mean, you can make this call right here, right? Yeah, no, that's- You can end it all.

You can end the crew right here. You don't speak a lick. Of Japanese? You don't speak a damn, damn sentence? You don't speak a damn sentence. No, but that doesn't make me less Japanese than you. Are you saying you're more Japanese? You're saying you're more Japanese. Okay, my resume.

I speak at a six month old proficiency. Okay. Wow. I have watched all of Naruto. Yep. You also are wearing pants. I've been there four times. You're wearing Naruto pants. I've been there four times.

I've been there four times. How many times have you been there? I'm not gonna lie, he's got me beat. He is more Japanese than me. You don't have to cave on this. No, no, because I'm 25% Japanese, so I'm already out of losing battle. But if I've never been to Japan, he's got me beat. You've never even been? I can show you around.

Would you want to? The motherland, of course. I can show you your society. Dude, the least Japanese I've ever felt. There's a few rules we need to teach you before you go. No eating and walking. The twelve things you must not do. The least Japanese I've ever felt having like Conor, like Seedog,

come up to me and he's like, yeah I can give you some tips and tricks for Japan and I'm like, I'm fucking Japanese, but like you got me beat. I don't know anything. You're a fucking Welsh guy No, I know burns in the Sun. That's right Philae act too. All right real quick name your favorite go come on come on. Okay. It's Nick. Oh fucking go yes No, who'd you kill? Kill you fucking kill yourself Why is because you like I think I'd rather kill you. Fucking kill yourself. Sorry. Go! I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. The reason why is because you, like, I think that the yard is good, but like... No, I wanted an explanation why you'd kill me too. That's fun.

Well, first of all, you deserve it after the scheduling situation. Real, real, real trap shit! I was doing something with gesture. Who was that? It's Guy in motions. Never mind. You know what? You're a Cinephil. Okay, but when Slime is the best person that I can get to like schedule everything, that's how I know it validates that you are really bad. He's got nothing going on on his face.

I realize that Cinephil has all the tools to like rip apart our fabric. Yeah, she knows how it's done. She knows where all the seams are. What do you think is going on? What? OK. Do you really think that's true? You were big chillin' yesterday. What do you have going on?

What about the jacking off? I was going to jack off, for one. For two. I never beat my shit. You shugged me as a guy that jacks off. I'm sorry. It's like we all do it, but that's still hurtful. Some of you.

You don't want to hear that for sure. You don't want to be the guy. That's got to be something. You got your shit's for real. It's got to be. Look, it's true. I don't have a lot going on. Not as much as you. Sure.

Does that make me less of a person Ludwig? That you jack off? No, that I don't. I don't think jacking off makes you weird. And I want that known. It's OK that you do this. If anything, it makes you more human I love being a girl in this podcast setting right now. It's so great Yeah, I love it with you, and I did you know but as a as a as a woman

I found out what that was I'm not kidding. I know they look like that. Why do you have that? I I just want to come prepared I found out what that was the other day, I'm not kidding. I didn't know they looked like that. Why do you have that? I just wanted to come prepared. You broke it all and brought it into a vampire. We're losing all our street credit from Wednesday, the earliest year. Do you remember when we left that on our set? And we've all been trying to figure out how it works. Yeah, like when is it okay to eat, I guess.

And if I put it in water, is that when it grows? No, it should do a dinosaur. It's actually an Obamachiapet. I was going to ask, from your perspective, what is was so enjoyable about the show? Like you watched it for such a long time. You're part of the community. Why do you like the show?

It's so OK. Like, even when I was a smaller streamer, the reason why I loved it is because every week, it feels like a sitcom where like the reoccurring characters, which are you guys, are so like funny to me. And so it was easy to listen to you guys tell stories and also your friends, you're telling stories that are like in the industry that I'm interested in,

which is really easy to listen to. Like it was so entertaining and your banter's really good. I think you can tell when a podcast doesn't have like good banter but I'll speak for the girls of the yard too I feel like a lot of girls on the yard it's really not that degenerate you guys are not that bad okay what about that might be the nicest thing what about when slime gets horny or Nick gets misogynistic fucking horny one of those is true and what does make up? no stop!

you get horny and you get a hell of misogynistic I love women do you think I'm voting only one who thinks it gets horny. No! Stop! You get horny and you get hella misogynistic. I love women. I'm voting for one today. You know, misogyny jokes are kinda funny. Yeah, I mean, you pointed Aiden while saying that. As if to say, right fellow woman? Hello, what was your name? As the woman? Nice. So if Ludwig were to tragically just paramotor into the sun, gone forever.

That's impressive, Ryan. I think you would be in my top five of considerations. Okay, first off, why are you already planning on my replacement? Well, I'm planning. I have to be prepared. Just get in an accident? Yeah. It was a light accident.

This is my only mark. Oh, it's a light accident now. It's a light accident. It's a light one. It was a light one. Wait, you did an entire video on a light accident? Yeah, well, if it was a heavy one, I can't make the video. You know you came into this podcast after that happened in a wheelchair and a neck brace?

Yeah, okay. Lovey is a survivor. I recover quickly. I have good genetics for that. A survivor of road rash. Three weeks after that accident, Lovey, you come to basketball? Aiden! I was a victim of a car crash.

That was you three weeks after. All I ask is if I die, that you don't do the podcast for at minimum seven months. Oh, you want a seven month break? I want a seven month blackout, but every week you upload a one hour eulogy of me. Do I have to keep my Patreon membership during this? Yes, of course you do. If anyone in those seven months unsubscribes, I will find you and haunt you. You're getting haunted. eulogy of me I have to keep my Patreon membership during this? Yes! Of course you do! If anyone in those 7 months unsubscribes, I will find you

and haunt you. You're getting haunted. And I will haunt you and 5 of you will die. You don't want a french ghost out your ass. You'd be a goofy ass ghost. Don't call me goofy ass, I would only be goofy ass. I would literally do really fucking terrifying things. I'd make your butt shake. You would juggle in front of somebody.

I wouldn't become visible. You would do the finger thing where you can do them both counterclockwise It would come out fucking charred with like a message written in saying kill yourself with a gun French ghost Okay, well look I did some digging I don't like this did some digging. You're about to be not my favorite anymore Really Aiden just know you will be up next okay, if he slanders me you will be my favorite I am not slandering you at all, but you're signing yourself the screenshots speak Yeah, so if you go to the next slide, I can't sit I wondered in 2024 This is a real she leaves the discord will erase all her messages. The answer is no I learned

She didn't leave that's a very recent message August 19th This is right around Beyblade actually I knew any idea if I leave this Discord it will erase all my messages or not? And honestly I went through the messages, by the way there was 164 Discord pages worth. No way. Oh my. Discord pages? Yes. How many total messages? Five thousand? That is crazy. Wow. That's fucking embarrassing. How many do I have? A total amount pledged of $800?

Oh my god. Well... Not counting donations to other members. I'm actually- I'm gonna kill myself. I was gonna say, she actually- it's actually quite a bit less. Why? Because she earned a lot of the money back. How?

Oh, she forgot. Nevermind. Continue. This is good that you forgot. Oh wait, because Ada owes me money, right? Ahhhhh I love you. Thank you for the reminder. I appreciate that. I'm a good guy. What can I say? You're a motherfucker. They paid him at the casino and he's like, actually, that's too much. Give it back.

Um, Zipper, please. So right off the bat, August 2021. Three years before. A raving review. The art is my favorite podcast. It's so good. I don't know. I like the banter it makes me happy You know what's crazy. She said this two minutes ago Launch it was actually okay This is my whole Simone like this is when I was getting into the discord and I had to like oh guys

We all like the same thing you know oh, I know I'd get comfortable. We can keep going I've been doing everything in my power to not be blocked by slime on Twitter. Dude, you are trying to fucking fit in. You know my scariest day was? What? The day when you messaged me about my eye. Really? Yes. Because- That was scary? This is crazy. I didn't want you to interact with me at all. Why? No, at all. What are you fucking talking about? Dude, you're you're delusional. I have notifications on for my tweets and then rate. How different you're my friend.

We were not even fucking friends after that. That's different. You're enemies. That's different. You're my friend. That's why I did that. And I just went on a trip. I was at a smash tournament in Switzerland and two different people came up to me on this trip and told me that they met Slime in person and wanted to say hi because they recognized him from, you know, Smash,

because they're both part of the melee community. And that's generally a way to like connect and introduce yourself to people. And Slime got mad at both of them, even though and they're not fans. One of them came up. He was like, I wasn't a fan. He was like, I'm mad at me for being a fan. Do you think that's what I was mad about? Honestly, there's been enough of these incidences where the report has been obviously in the other person's

favor that it's really a good part is when slime is like, like, come on, give me some grace. And like, every time you get it, you think, do you really think I went up and was just mad, mean to someone who is nice to me? Yes Because the comments will be like dude slums such an asshole. It's it's little Trump is our president So I have to agree with the woman in this instance. Thank God for that you wait. Hold on By the way what I messaged you, what gave you a fucking heart attack when I first ever messaged you on Twitter,

it was when you got... Scared the fuck out of me. It was when you got your cat's... Your cat scratched your eye. Oh, yeah, you fucked up eyeball. Oh, and you messaged her because we have a friend. We... I know somebody who the same thing happened

and it really... It was like very, like, serious and they, like, lost serious and they like lost vision and stuff like that and I said don't fuck around with that I know someone that happened and don't want to scare you but I'm getting the message don't fuck around I said be careful better to be safe you know I was like dude I have to step in here like don't interact with me ever again. I remember this this coming up at the time because I thought of the same friend

because her life was like derailed for for years because of this. And this happened to you. And I was like, I hope to fucking God this does not happen to Sarah. Guess what? I didn't just hope I acted. You're actually the doctor. You are.

But the thing is, is when you interact with me, like I end up now being on your for you page because you've DM'd me And I don't want that to be the case because what if I make a tweet and he's like kill yourself bitch, you're stupid What the fuck? This is crazy! I didn't say kill yourself bitch, you're stupid, but he might secretly put you in a not funny bucket for the rest of your life. I'm the misogynist. Women fear for their lives around slime. How did I swing this? Also, I don't do that. If someone's unfun it for a bit.

So he has a streak. Yeah, I feel like it's a meritocracy. Is everybody on like a funny chart for you? Yes. No, not necessarily. Kind of. A little bit. I think I'm very easily swayed in the moment. I've avoided interactions with you, like in person too, at events that we've gone to. Just because I'm like, oh, man, I don't want to be unfunny.

So I just leave. This is such bad behavior. I just like my God. I know too much. It is. Well, you're like the fucking food critic from Ratatouille. And then everyone else is like, like, you know, just like a like a food vendor, like a street vendor.

And so everyone you fucking come around, they shut they shut their doors. Mm hmm. I don't want maybe by what's in is saying maybe this is true but I think Sina is a freak anomaly yeah she's crazy she's probably a freak okay I'm just I just watched me she said you walk in the venue and you're like Omar a little bro and the music starts to play like that by the way right a to Lee aren't you French yeah how do you how would you say if you're trying like impressed?

I got like a family member round totally You're trying to talk to you twice about ratatouille. What do you say? It's good to have your at at all By the way, I played some ultimate with with the 12. You guys seen Julie puffs name in France Yeah, what the fuck is all that? I don't know the Yeah, what the fuck is all that? I don't know Good name it means a round thing that roll roll What you do is roll, so it's it's run round round round roll That's so clever. Yeah, and I made it up next slide please zipper

Yes, another point in the slime camp of funny. I stepped on my carpet the other day because I thought it would be funny. I did do that. Did you do it because I do that? Were you just like alone in your house and you're like, I'll sleep on the floor today. Were you going through a hard time?

I was wildly depressed in 2021. And so I was like, you know, fuck it. I would just end a shame one day and I was like, I'll just sleep on the floor. Like, this is cool. And I slept like there's like I had a master or like a queen bed and like a small room And so it wasn't like a master room or anything and like there's just a tiny little space where I could walk between my TV

And the bed and I was like fuck it. We'll just see how it goes. It feels nice. It's like a coffin Yeah, but I do it again. No nice in a row will fuck you up one night. I was like I'm cool Maybe that's slimes curse Maybe maybe he's just slept on the floor too much. He has an evil daemon in his brain. I do sleep on the floor. I like it. Like where? On your house?

I have a big IKEA rug in my living room that I sleep on. Have you ever had like a girlfriend? For days at a time. No, that's cruel. I do. So when I am dating someone, I will end up. You know, it's funny if I'm start to see someone, I'll sleep in my bed more. As like to get ready.

She's in the bed as she goes rolling around. Because I'm like, oh, you know, this might get serious. Back in full on. Yes, exactly. I start practicing So I get back in form. That's exactly it. I start practicing for the for the big game. And then when I'm dating someone, I definitely do make I sleep in a bed way more. And then if I if I end up being single, I will sleep on the floor.

It is kind of a good way to chart whether or not it's so. It's like a reward for being single again. Oh, I can go back to the floor. Bro, you have no idea. If you guys get into fights, do you just go back in the living room? I'm out of here. Just go sleep on the floor. I don't need to take this.

It's funny, too. It's funny, too, because I'll pitch the floor sometimes. I'll be like, you know, the floor is pretty comfy. Sleep over like it'd be crazy. And then I remember this one girl was saying, she's like, no. And I'm like, OK, OK, that's fine. I get it. I'm not. Yeah, I'm not talking about.

Yeah, you know, you would watch a movie at 2am. Maybe we just fall asleep there. It may just fall asleep. It falls so romantic. You don't have to finish the movie. We do this every night type shit. You like do everything to like bait her into the living room, watching the dog.

You're like, yeah, look, I have all your favorite things. So you this is yes, September 1st, 2021. I slept on my carpet the other day. Guess I thought it would be funny. Well, OK, it was funny. I laughed. 8, 2021. God, I love Jill Biden's breathtaking.

What time is that? 10, 27 in the morning. I was at work. That's crazy. That's a little early to be saying. Yeah, I don't think that's out of pocket. I know. What time do you used to go to work? 7 a.m.

Oh, I've actually been there for a few hours. You had a coffee. Yeah. And so I just I would just sit there and like, there's this like Christian old lady that sat next to me, shared a desk with me, and I would just like type these things. What was that like? No, go ahead. Did I ever think about what? I didn't finish this old lady. We're talking about an old lady.

I was just because Jill's also old. I think she actually passed, by the way. You want to continue that? Whoa. I'm just kidding. She did it. Did you ever think about a pussy like that? We fucking know. Let me find out.

Let me find out. Did you ever have a co-worker like, oh, what are you listening to? Oh, yeah. I had my CFO, I worked directly under him. He walked up to me while I was watching the yard on my computer and he goes, what is this? And I was like, oh, it's just a podcast. And he's like, are they like college frat guys? And I was like, no, they're not.

They look like it. Not exactly. I mean, he was like a big college frat guy too. He was, so that's why he thought she was. That's why he wanted it. Oh, so he wants a frat guy too. He was That's why he thought she was He wants a frat boy podcast We don't recognize real though If we ever got that barstool deal he might have ended up listening to us You guys would have bonded

Well when I tell people that I'm 25% white I tell them that I listen to the yard and that's how I validate them Cause the yard is like very you know It's probably the whitest thing in the world Aren't you like the first black person you've ever had on here. I would hate if that was true. Because I'm very pale. I'm half black. But I think that's true. No. We're working our way up.

I don't think we should think about it. I don't think we should think about it. You know what's funny? A guy came up to me at Evo, a black guy came up to me and he's like, Dude, love the yard. You guys gotta get some more black people on this show. And I'm like, you're right. If you know any. Yeah, I have a few. OK, I'll send them over your way.

Why they laugh away for he's laughing because Aidan's laughing because I told him my big secret, which is I have a crush on Santa Claus. Yeah, that's why I'm laughing. Yeah. The fictional creature. Fictional creature creatures creature fictional about Santa Claus Aidan so we got a sidebar real quick. We got to support him in this so tell us more about your crush on Santa Claus Well, he's a big guy and he loves to eat loves to eat and I especially around the holidays

But he's too busy to go grocery shopping. So how does he eat like fresh food? You that's the thing when he's driving around in the big sky plane delivering presents to all of us, he can't. But my job is to turn this crush into a reality of a night. A reality? You want to have a date with Santa Claus? I want to charm Santa into my bedroom. And how will you?

Where does the dining and the eating come in? Well, if he's hungry, he's not going to want to hang out. So you clearly you've already guessed it. We're in a HelloFresh ad. And our intro to this seems to skip over the fact that you could be making meals in a short time period mailed directly to your door. And like Santa's toys, HelloFresh has a bunch of different options, and those options and more are available

on a rotating menu of 50 recipes to choose from. I mean, I want to make him whatever he wants, but he won't tell me, right? Like, the thing is, HelloFresh saves me time and Santa Claus because I can get all kinds of recipes and I can cook them up for him. And when he comes down my chimney and he's looking real good. What about Mrs. Claus?

Oh, I'm what they call in the North Pole, a sneaky link. Right. Well, you can get 10 free meals at HelloFresh.com slash free the yard. And we have been persecuted applied across seven boxes. New subscribers only. And it varies by plan. That's 10 free HelloFresh meals. I know so many of you. So many of you sneaky links at home are listening to this thinking about how you

can make a meal for that special someone you're not supposed to be seeing. You can get 10 free HelloFresh meals with the deal. Just go to HelloFresh.com slash free the yard. HelloFresh cheat on your girlfriend. HelloFresh America's and Santa's number one meal kit. Do we got any more cinephiles? Oh, great. Wow. I will not refer to myself as a boner.

What was the context of this? Hold up Swork. Yeah, hold up Swork. Oh, you wrote it. So what are you? Yeah, I'm looking for you to answer these questions. At 11 a.m. at work, too. What was I possibly doing where I was like, yeah, fuck it. Call me a boner. Like changing my Discord name to boner lover. No, no, I'm calling yeah, fuck it call me a boner Like change my discord name to boner lover

No, no, I'm calling myself a boner not a boner lover. That's a very profile picture Nick. That's a very different thing I have no idea. Are you doing a lot of work? This next one's interesting. Oh wow. This is when Sina Oh This is when Sina would go on virtual walks with the people in our discord server Oh my god What they are doing so on their wall as internet she reitalisize it mango does this still this is this is Tackles you to the ground tickles you I've never seen this

On to Ellen wait so walking gets canceled because It goes on to Ellen? Wait, so walking, walking? Guest canceled because you went on to Ellen. Walking, walking, anyone joining, walking, slightly jogs ahead. And look, this seems like it's an isolated moment. There were many moments in the 5000 messages where Sina would say, anyone want to walk? There were. And not all of them were taken up. There were some moments where she said, anyone want to walk? Would you still walk if no one wanted to go on a walk?

No, it was me and like three other people that were always down. And like somebody was starting- For the virtual yard discord walk. Yeah, we were just bored. Who started the walk? Uh, fuck, I don't know. Were you the first walker? I'm seeing a trend. These are always at 10.30am.

I'm telling you. Maybe that's first, well, it's cause in California. In California? Yeah, so actually for me that means it was 7am. Cause I was in Virginia. Yeah, so actually for me that means it was 7 a.m. Because I was in Virginia So these are 7 a.m. Messages. That's no Three hours Yet, so don't you know she's still waiting she's waiting for banks to change his mind

I'm waiting for all the information to come out. Do I have to be in my district in order to vote? Uh, are you a resident of the state? Are you California? No. Oh, then no. Oh, then you're fucked. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah.

So, it's a Thursday. So Trump is announced president and he lost by one vote. Well, wait, this is a Trump episode. It's not? It is and it's because of Sinna. Yeah, thanks. Thanks Banks. Are you, you live in Virginia now?

No, I live in Austin now, but I lived in Virginia back then. Oh, well it's not a swing state. Do you think Banks was paid to endorse Trump? No. He said no, he went on his on-stream and he was like, no. A lot of tweets came out the exact same time.

I'm saying. I think it's just because it's the day before the election. I don't think they're paid. Banks has always been like a Trump guy, hasn't he? I honestly, God think it's because the price of crypto will go up if Trump wins. Sorry, when Trump won. You might need this dub. When Trump won.

If you don't want FaZe Banks to become homeless, vote for TT. I've changed my humor. For example, my name on DoorDash is now huge ass. You know how we were saying if like- Can someone post it on iFunny? You know how we were saying if someone makes a someone post it on iFunny? You know how we were saying if someone makes a funny joke and then they do something unfunny, they've lost it? Yeah.

It's this. You know what's really bad? My Dornach name currently is justinsider. It's still just as bad. I've never changed it. How do you spell cider? C-I-D-E-R. Yeah, I've seen this one.

Yeah. This is a classic. Yeah, I got in trouble because huge ass was the one I had in my office and my boss came up and he was like Who ordered for Hugh Jazz and he said it and then I had to walk up like oh, sorry as me literally in this instance My boss is like, that's great. I'm and a hug and kiss. I need a man to hug and kiss. It's really bad I've changed like I like I like to think I don't do this anymore Well, you don't think you're winning Reddit every day anymore? No, no. This one. I don't.

I just want Reddit for the day. You know what? And you guys are going to laugh and guffaw at me as a as a beating off looking man, but I don't even care about this being not funny. You know, like if I saw this in the discord, I don't. Mostly laughing at the beating off of me, like you have to bring that back up. We all moved on. Oh, no, it's a horny episode again.

I'm trying to do the eight mile thing. Oh no, it's a horny episode again. He's trying to do the 8 mile thing. You think of me as a guy who beats off. And I think about it. Yeah, I do beat my shit. I talk about pussy. But no, this is, okay, in Discord, I think you're allowed a lot of fucking around. And this is 2022. So what do you think changed your humor from 2021? The 2020 cuz 2020 2021 you wouldn't be ripping huge ass. Oh god's crap. Are you still working on the same company? No, I'm a streamer now you stream

Jesus Sick, I hate him. I Actually, I actually he you are no don't she thought about it too for a second. She was like Twitch I actually he you are no don't she thought about it too for a second. She was like Which I'm gonna YouTube actually you'd fit on cake. Oh YouTube. Do you know I was thinking about the other day? You know how toast had the the Facebook deal I was wondering if him just like streaming in the fucking insane Facebook minds changed him Like he's just streaming on like this lonely platform to like ghosts in the wall

YouTube is like though, isn't it? No, no Are you talking to people real people with real souls? Some of them use their full names on the account Child on their mom's account, you know what I mean? You see like a Jennifer whatever. I'm talking to Zach Adams. Yeah, sometimes I talk to like Jennifer Hughes' son. But it's Jennifer Hughes' account.

But we're still talking. Because she's not saying Ludwig Uncast Story Skull Emoji. Who the fuck are you talking to? Ludwig Uncast Stories is actually a real YouTube message, I feel like. No, no, it was. It was during World's Greatest. Oh it was? Unkast Stories. Unkast Stories, Skull and Monkey.

It's not that bad. Aren't you the oldest one in the yard now, right? No, no. Literally. Look at you. Are you fucking crazy? It's hard for you to say that. No, but he fucking hurt a lot.

If you think about it, if you think about it, he's closing it. He's a walking tube. I'm sorry, I don't mean to put this back at you, but you're just walking to the beats off. The mummy has risen like this. He's fucking thirty four. This is the most immature. How I think he is the most.

That's why I see it that way. I'm the most favorite. I'm second. You guys are getting all the smoke. This is great. Yeah. So he's the second favorite. What's the ranking that it's Ludwig and it or. Well, she says she'd kill you. Yeah, she'd kill you. Right. What's the ranking that it's Ludwig and

Kill you right? Yeah, it's you've ranked us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're Yeah, I'm killed a gym. Wow, so you would listen to a podcast of Nick and Aidan. That's the advice show Specifically said she loves the advice show especially when you guys were on it now when you were on it Flat advice it'd be better if you weren't alive. Yeah, so I was like oh, yeah, I'd be better if you just killed yourself Does get mad at the people ask questions Yeah, you remember that? Well, a podcast that she never listened to. No, I asked her that off the stage. Did you ever write into the advice show?

No, no, I wasn't that sad. But what I would do is, I'm kidding. What I would do is like, the slime, like slime was for example when I would listen and I knew he was going to be on it. I was like, I just brace myself for every time he gives an answer, it'll be a little bit insightful. And then he goes, but to be honest with you, you're fucking stupid and you should have never wrote this. And I'd be like, oh, you know what? You know what's fucked up?

You know what's fucked up is in that room and we're selecting the fucking questions. They say the same shit. They're like, I don't know why you'd fucking submit this. I don't know fucking why. And he says it and he says it. And the difference is I say it with my damn chest. I'm saying it about questions I don't pick.

And also saying it about people who don't have to hear me say it to them, because that would be hurtful. Can you imagine going to your therapist, right? Your therapist might think that you're talking about stupid. That is a bad analogy. I agree. But like, imagine you're in like therapy and your therapist thinks that what you're saying is stupid. But out loud, they just go, yeah, that's's fucking stupid Maybe they should hear that shit. Real.

Simon keeps it a hundred. Do you think I'm just a soft leftist? Yeah I think your perception is very accurate. I think you're a pliable liberal. That's why Trump won. Yeah I mean you didn't vote. A swing state voter abstained today? Well, Virginia. I did what? She's based in Texas guys. I did what? She's doing it in Texas, guys. What did you say? What did you say? That's the last page of the Senate files, if we could just hold off.

We will get there eventually. Is there more? Yes, there is. Oh my God. How are we feeling today? I'm crushing a chive and onion bagel right now. My breath will be beautiful after. How about you guys?

Edited. I like this. Edited message, by the way. This is great. Probably made made a type. This is great I'm I'm known for big typos, but I'm Sam this is time I'm gonna get a lot of genuine well punctuated content like that and go next no I just tried to have a nice nice chive on that's what I'll say I just have a really nice message No way you're searching for the last one

You could say I'm in the yard. Do. Because you finally made it here. Wow. Oh my God. He's in the yard. It is a very big... It is right behind me, isn't it? It's a big full circle moment, isn't it? I mean, that's from 2021.

And so going from like, you know, at my normal job where I was not really a streamer back then to like this, it's pretty crazy. Did you stream back then too? Yeah, but like 10 viewers and like once a weekend Oh, this is when you're reaching out to other streamers and stuff. Oh My god You're interpreting it in a weird way

Sina this is fucked up. The last message you sent was one of the ones he showed about Deleting messages you haven't one of the ones he showed about deleting messages. You haven't spoken in the Discord in two months. What happened? Did you switch up and forget where you came from? Yeah. What if she, bro, she hit the fame, she forgot where she came from. Look, we've got Nick Zone, we've got Slime Zone.

We could build a beacon of our biggest fan. We can have, it's in his own channel. We could build a shrine for you. Please don't do that. And it's just all my message It's only walkers Walkers only I like the idea of paying you know that memorial with all the veterans names on it Yeah, we pay for a big marble memorial, but it's all of Sinna's Discord messages etched into stone. Are there people out there in the world right now who are like, yeah, I used to walk with Sinna all the time. We haven't walked a month. Oh, they still tweet me. Like, there's one guy, Brutallic is his name. And then somebody else, there's like a few other

people that I've actually met. Faust I've met, I met him at TwitchCon and like they're the OGs that used to interact with me in the Yard Discord. I still remember him. I follow them on Twitter and everything. There's a nice. Yeah, they're they're viewers of the yard They don't really watch me. Okay. Yeah, but they're crazy. They they used to walk with you. They don't watch you They don't know no, no, we're not we're not we're not they walk with you until you run exactly That is hard to catch up. I don't even know if they watch the yard still some of them No, I mean look sometimes you phase out of content Adam Ragusea is a slaughtered slain corpse on my YouTube algorithm floor Fucking dark so things good shit. No, that's here into my crazy. This is the kid cutting talking to Selena Gomez You hear that I see that video on Facebook where that cop shot that guy and his wife?

And she's like, oh my god, what is wrong with you? I liked that, and he's like, yeah, and it was live too. It was live, it was crazy. What was the moment you knew this shit was real, Sinead? What was the moment you were like, I'm a streamer. Oh, fuck, I don't even know. I still haven't had that moment, I feel like I'm not there. You're dumb as fuck.

Do you? I'm sorry. That was super rude. I actually want you to kill yourself. I'm running for it every day. I feel like that's a surprising answer because you see- It's a fucking lie, Aiden. It's not. It's not a lie. You did 10k subs. You did 10k subs.

Why would she lie about it? No, but like, how I think about it is I'm one of those people where I just keep going. It's like everything I do, I keep going. I've never had like my moment where I'm sitting there is I'm one of those people where I just keep going. It's like everything I do, I keep going. I've never had like my moment where I'm sitting there and I'm like, fuck, this is really crazy. And I keep saying the wall is coming, like that wall of like emotion where I'm going to be like, fuck, this year has been insane is right around the corner.

But I haven't had it yet. I'm very like my dad made me this way where I'm just like, OK, well, you did good, but you got to keep going in order to do better. So we just go, go, go, go, go. You get to enjoy that stuff. I know, I'm very like, my dad made me this way where I'm just like, okay, well, you did good, but you gotta keep going in order to do better. So we just go, go, go, go, go. You have to enjoy that stuff. I know, I'm learning. I have like a soundboard. Like after a good stream, you know, the end of the Breakfast Club?

Yeah. Play that shit. I go, I go, ah, I play that shit. And then I just let that song rock and I just look as my chat fades away. He does this sometimes. Yeah, I cried tears. I feel like that's the moment that I'm like I haven't had yet. It's like a real thing where like I I mean, even L.A.

like being in L.A. for a month, that's a really surreal thing for me because we got like a huge house, got everything. I never a year ago would have thought I'd be doing the things I'm doing now. When you say we, who's that? We is like Wajido and Rosie, who are like my team. They're like my my my homies. So they like the dude from Dragon Ball Z with their shit. Does he have the Batman?

I don't even know what Dragon Ball Z is. Don't you hate anime? That's different. Oh, it is different. You know, I came from the Dragon Ball community originally, by the way. Really? I can call community. What is that entail? Game or show? What does that mean? I'm part of the house MD community. Yeah, I used to be a Dragon Ball YouTuber.

What? Yeah, because the three idiots who do a lot of Dragon Ball games and stuff like that on YouTube, they're like some of the biggest Dragon Ball YouTubers, were like my friends early on and like we would do stuff together all the time. And I was deep in the Dragon Ball community job But I would like shit on it fighting No, like like just reacting like stuff for the anime doing like power scaling to your list I'll do that and it was well, it's fun. There's gotta be this for do you know about the guy that got mad at me? Because when the curator Yama died, oh, I know all about sure. I'm sure Yes, I know I'm sure That's what she's sweet I think that was most insane but thing I said but I don't think that was crazy I gender still to this day. I understand how it might have been insensitive

but then this guy responded who is a Dragon Ball youtuber and Then he was like he posted a curator Yama and then the yard as like Google search results and then I Responded that like aren't you supposed to go to bed or something? Because he said he was logging off for the night. And then he like made fun of my dead dad. And I was like, and I was like, whoa. And you know, it's just Twitter stuff.

But I was wondering, do you know that guy? No, I don't remember. Is he one of these Dragonball YouTubers? No, not my like, they don't all know each other. Well, yeah. Do you think we all look alike too? Is that what you're saying? Whoever has clipped this, it's not what you think.

Out of context, that clip is going to hit. It's going to hit. No, I don't know that guy. I don't remember, but I do remember that because I'm friends with like everyone. And so I just remember like seeing it. I was like, oh, it's like worlds colliding. I got some shit for that. That's fine. Yeah some shit for that that's fine yeah do you have to name

anyone but do you have mortal enemies um no you'll see like you have enemies I get along with a lot I'm very like like I said I forgive a lot of people I just will keep things in the back of my mind like if you wrong me I'll be like hey I forgive but never forget I might not forget it but I won't hold it against you is that truly forgetting that's's what he does do. I think it's forgiving. It's like It's like anybody like I've had friends that have wronged me and like I forgive them and they're very nice to me But like I just trust them a little bit less because I'm like, hey, you know, we could never probably be as close But they can earn back the trust. Yeah, that's what it is. It would be ignorant to simply just forget, right?

I mean you would then you would walk into the spikes again. Yeah, I think what it is. It would be ignorant to simply just forget, right? I mean, then you would walk into the spikes again. Yeah, I think that makes you ignorant. This is what Ludwig says he does. No, Ludwig's different. Ludwig says he goes away forever. No, he creates castles of systems and in the dungeon with Adam Ragusea, he forgets where the keys are. Do you guys have mortal enemies?

Yeah. Well, actually, I did want to talk about Logan Paul for a moment. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh Can I leave this clip and that's all anyway? You do something that I think there's might be a you trait It's you fucking you you think of scenarios different than how they happened. Oh, yeah, I'm a big over there. I mean, you know, yeah, about the one I didn't know that. No, not that the meat one.

Oh, the steak. Yeah. Oh, my God. That actually kept. Guys, I would love to know what the meat one. Oh, I'll tell you, like the first ever QT event that I went to was a summer concert, and afterwards we go to a dinner that's like just at a, you know, down the street. And they were like, oh, order order whatever like anything on the menu and so me yeah so me and they were like hey order anything so me and two other

friends were like oh order the the waggy steak that's like on there it's very fancy it is the thing you order when you say yeah and I saw nobody else order it like at all it It was just us. I'm feeling like guilty. Right. Well, how much was it, Sanna? How much was the steak? Wasn't it like.

$150. Oh, well, you must have got a lot. Come 100 bucks. I got a bunch of. Was it a lot of. Was it a big steak? I mean, like a cartoon steak shareable portion. It was not, you know, like a few slices.

Oh, it was just a tiny bit of. Few slices. Maybe it was like one bite? Bro, that's- Like a lollipop of steak? Oh, a bite! Well, the thing that made me feel worse was no one else orders it and then they like, I guess had to meet a quota for the tab. So Lud goes, hey, this is after all of the food has come out. He goes, hey, we're going to order more rounds of everything because we need to hit a quota. If you haven't already, like, order some steak or something if you want to. And it was like he gave permission for people to do it.

And he looks over and very briefly, he just makes eye contact like this. And then like looks away, dude. And it made me feel like he was like, oh, this fucking bitch ordered it on our dime and didn't say anything. So I for was it three months? Yeah. No, you said you sat on this. Oh, for three months. I wanted to send you a long apology I love it goes you always misremember stuff. Yeah But like it's the eyes he get like he went like this after he said it

I had a nice pregnant pause because uh, well I I was paying for it because qd like didn't have her card And then it was like it was like something ridiculous the amount of money needed to be spent for that room it was like a few thousand or some shits because it was like a private room that she had booked that was the only way she could have had everyone yeah she was trying to do a nice thing for everyone who came to the concert and we weren't close we were like halfway there or something so and the waggy is the most expensive one. So I was like yo, if anyone wants to order some crazy shit... ... Dude.

Can you tell everyone at the table so they can decide? I don't think you finished it. No. No I didn't. What? It's so little. She didn't finish the set. No but I felt so bad about it when he looked at me that I didn't want to finish it. The thing is I legitimately wanted people to order it. So I think I literally I legitimately wanted people to order. I just thought it was funny.

Well, what I felt like when I told them was like, like I felt like I had two parents that I was about to get in trouble with because I stayed at their house three months later and they're both in the kitchen. He like just got back from a trip and I'm like sitting there feeling real guilty. And I go, well, cutie, like I just I have to confess something to you. And then I tell them and he's like, Sinner, I didn't give a fuck. Like, I don't do I hadn't thought about it a month. It was like a child coming up's like, Sinner, I didn't give a fuck. Like, I don't care.

I hadn't thought about it a month. It was like a child coming up being like, I threw up and cleaned up six months ago. It's like, OK, that's good. She's like bawling. She's like, I can't believe I've done it. This is fine.

So you're an overthinker is what I mean. I have DMs with people. He knows one of them. I have DMs with people who are like, I think about it to this day and I want to DM them and say like, I'm really sorry that I was weird. You know like, Aiden was Slasher?

Imagine if he had messaged Slasher like, I want to suck you dry. Whoa! I'm just saying as an exaggeration. That was not at all what I said. It was not good. This feels like it's moving in a year that you're making it. Did you slide?

I slid on someone's ear but I I did not say I wanna suck you dry. I said that Michael's got finger guns. And I said, hey... Which is worse. To what? Which is worse. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I thought it was just so lovely. Did you say I wanna suck you dry to Slasher?

Yes. To many people. Masterful way to get us out, didn't it? To Slasher? So you slid and you said Michael's got finger guns? You said this on CutT's podcast, right? Yes, and it made me want to die. I hate it.

But you didn't say the person. He brings it up because he knows it. Oh, okay. You didn't say the person. Can we censor it? No, no, no. No, we can... You have to censor that.

You have to censor it. No! No! Okay, all right. No! Listen, I need a censor and you have cover his mouth too, cause they will read it. They will try to get the story on me forever. Yeah, sure. We won't let you fuckers have it.

That is not who I thought it was. I would never in a million years have guessed that. And he responded. Yeah? And then I made it worse, cause I sent five messages back. Ugh. You're a fumbler. What were the five?

Five fingers up to head. Five different Michael Scott. Yeah. I literally just sent like messages basically being like, oh, well, if you ever want to play games as friends, let me know. But I made a typo. I accidentally said not as friends. So how?

Oh, my God. How do you say not? Well, because I was trying to say, if you ever want to play games, you know, I try to say not in a weird way, but I backspaced it. And then I put trying to say in a friend way, but it came out as not in a friend way. Did you write it down? That's yeah. You really like Halo like sexual speaking. It like bogs out.

I don't know. Well, yes, I did that. I sent him like three more messages after that were like paragraphs that were two hours apart saying, Hey, I'm so sorry that I did this. Please forgive me. And he never responded after that. I have empathy for this because I think this is the type of person that I used to be. Really? Yeah.

Are you more confident now? Yeah, with this stuff. I mean, I think as far as this being applied to dating dating this was like when I was like 18 and 19 this super super overthinker mode. Well I'm a 27 year old woman so I'm gonna throw that dream out of the door. I think I'm still like you sometimes with just social situations and like overthinking. When you get transphobic online. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah that'll happen for hate specific. I mean we slip up you know all the things out all once dude I don't know idea how much this is consumed my life there's something we think Aidan and some things we say and then you made a mistake

about knowing which buckets which I've talked to so many people yeah we know you have a whole discord set up it's called Aidan's Hell in a Cell. And he'll talk to you. No, no, that's not what's happening. Racial issues. I honestly, I learned some things this last week. I had some very long conversations with some people and I don't want to waste time on the podcast. But I, you know, it's something important to me. So I like learning more and talk to me so I like it like learning more and

talk to her I was a little fuck you guys but I do the same thing I think you know it's the the most recent example or maybe not most recent was when I saw We had George not found on the podcast like a long time ago We had like a group of minecraft people right and then that's the worst episode of the yard. Yes It's one there was seven people I believe I did listen to that one. Yes, it was a lot. There's just too many voices I'd probably just delete that one. It's probably the best because you can re-listen to it and hear different conversations every time.

It's a timeless episode if you think about it. Goosebumps book. But I had like an awkward interaction where I think the second time you see people in like streaming and industry, you sort of have this idea of like you've sort of become friends or acquaintances with people and you feel kind of familiar, but you don't really know them that well.

I think there's this often this interaction of like, you meet somebody for the second or the third time and you feel connected to them. So you, handshaking feels too formal. A lot of people hug. And then there was this awkward interaction where like I hugged him, but he seemed surprised by it and then I feel awkward that I did that and then I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable Yeah, so then I saw him at like somebody's birthday party like months later and then like apologize about it

I mean, yeah, you can zestily approach a man And then he doesn't give a fuck right? Remember those things in the same way that you do. And I think on the other end of it, I think like a friend apologized to me recently for something he did to me in like fucking high school. And I didn't even remember what he was talking about, but he apologized so sincerely. And it's funny how those things just mean that certain interactions from your perspective sticks so vividly in your head.

Everything sticks for me. It's so like even at the party, we went to QT's party. I do this thing where in order to avoid approaching people and I'm worried that I'm going to make it weird, I will just. I do it at every party. I walk a perimeter of a party just repeatedly over and over again. And I hope that I accidentally run into a situation where like we're crossing pads. And then I can go, hey, and we talk like you're passing.

So that way, I don't have to walk up and go. I would, you know what I mean, because that feels weirder to me. I do that. I'm similar. What you're doing is insane, certifiably, but I do. I do understand the anxiety of being opening conversation, being locked into one and then exiting, you know, at the awkward thing at a party, we're like, OK, I'm going to go. Yes.

Not talk to you. I feel bad the other way around. I, my, my biggest social anxiety as the resident socialite, as a, is this moment at the party where I see somebody that I haven't seen in a while and I want to talk to them. Like I was talking to John Masayoshi

and we're at the end of like this hall at that party and We're in a situation where it's like just the two of us and also I am just because of the way we started talking I'm between him and the rest of the party. Hey John John I have to talk to you for a while Taking a charge versus Masayoshi No one can hear you here by the way so don't scream how I'm dressed You like how I'm dressed? You are dressed very sensual Screen I was in a playboy bunny outfit and

It was like half a playboy bunny out Hot dude I was fucking hot, dude. You're a bit of a whore. You know, you were the most hot out. And then just pulling his shirt down and be like, oh. Stop it. It was. I said a zipper three was there. I'm like, he is so slutty. And she's like, he's my slut. She was in the robe and the captain's hat and everything.

She was Hugh Hefner and she's like, is that she asked me, she's like, is this costume problematic? And I'm like, no, I think you're taking the power back. I think it's funny. You have a girl that's funny. Also at the party, you did she she did the Mr. President. I went up to her, I was like, oh, I don't think we've ever met in person. No, we met one time at QD's thing, but that was when I avoided you.

So I don't count it. And and I thought you said we met one time at cutie thing, but that was when I avoided you so I don't count it and And wait, I thought you said we met in Texas. Oh My god, we did Texas. Yeah, but we didn't speak I also avoided you then too because I was listening to the art actively back then but it was my visit in Texas I went to Schlatt's house side friends like they were like, oh yeah come it was like barely anybody there It's like a very mini Halloween party that you guys went to. This is the same party where you figured out how Schlatt looked at YouTube and money.

Oh yeah, then the backyard. Yeah, you guys sat in the backyard. I remember that. I was the beret girl from a Goofy movie, and there was two of us. Because me and the other girl had the same costume. I remember that. There was like a total of 12 people there,

and I remember being in that room. I was with extra Emily, actually, she was with me. and we're like standing in the kitchen, and I said, Oh, I'm not going outside, because it was you guys and Schlatt talking. I didn't know anyone else there besides Schlatt. Yeah, we only knew Schlatt. You understand, I was feeling the same way, because like, I only know this guy, and I knew Nick, and so I was like, you know, I'm shy too, but you came up to me at the party this weekend, and Halloween party, and I was like, oh, But you came up to me at the party this weekend and Halloween party.

And I was like, oh, hey, what's up? And I instantly want to talk to you about scheduling because Ludwig has been a dick the whole time. Right. Classic. Don't say classic. Like, you know, I don't. She was fucking at the car. She knows. She knows.

She knows. I basically know you. I mean, I listen to the yards. We complained about you for three years straight. So we go and I I'm like, oh, my God. Hey. And then I kind of like go for a hug. And then you go for a handshake. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, oh, yeah, sure.

And then I go for a handshake to like that's what. And you have like this stern look on your face. And I'm like, OK. And then you're like, oh, no, we can hug. And then we hug. Oh, God. What the fuck? And I was like, that was insane. like, oh no, we can hug. And then we hug. Oh, God, guys, what the fuck? And I was like, that was insane. Anyway, we didn't want to do the podcast.

I didn't think about it because I don't care. And I was like, I have a mission to do, which is get information. So it wasn't awkward for me. But now I know that you are a tortured soul in your mind. I've blocked it out like that interaction. I've blocked out of my mind fully because Caroline at that party came up to me. She was kind of like, you look very skittish and she's like everything okay, and I was like yeah I just I'm just get stressed out you know I mean I get sure I just like even that interaction with you

I probably walked away from it. I was like All right, well, I guess I gotta see him now I think there's just this general underlying anxiety if you enjoy meeting and talking to people and you're just excited to meet anybody Not everybody has that same energy or wants to spend that time, like getting to know you in that social situation. Yeah. So you don't want to like make them feel like they're trapped in a conversation or something. I feel like I actually understand how you feel, dude, at this

at this fucking party. It's like League of Legends. OK. At this fucking party. You're bronze, aren't you? Yeah. Sorry. Go ahead. That's fucked up. Sorry, I'm sorry. I don't play League. He only has till January. Oh no. Dude, he's fucked. Make a Wish episode for Ludwig's plat run.

Oh no. I'm good. You're in bronze. I will make it. What is the bronze? I will make it, I will make it, I will make it. What's the punishment? No punishment, I just don't get a comment from Tyler1.

I guess the punishment is that I was wrong. I am bad at the game. I have internal damnation yeah video games I'm not bronze and league though so you're bro you're are you higher no she's nothing oh she's nothing she's no game if aliens come down to earth she says RPS I guess wait that's a good marathon idea for you I'm'm not kidding. League. No, it's a horrible one. I think by the end of that I will actually kill myself. Race to silver. You'd kill your channel halfway through.

That is true, I would. I better stop playing games that I really love because of that reason. Because I can't just do them when I'm live all the time. I have to do crazy stuff. But I like to do them at night now. Like now I get to do them at night. What is your favorite game? I don't know, I like a lot of Nintendo games. Fuck yeah, let's go.

I'm not a competitive gamer. Coworker answer. Uh, what do I like? Among Us? The Mario Party seems fun. I just got Madden, so... Warzone. That's not a big Smash party player, you know what I mean? If anybody just wants to relate.

No, I actually don't play Smash only because of you guys. What do you mean? You don't play it because of us you guys What do you mean you don't play because of us yeah? No, it's because it's scary like I'm like oh man. They just get into it. I'm like I'm not that competitive You are a composed of anxiety you're like a beehive yeah, I a T. Yeah, wait You're not competitive you strike me as competitive like if you went to mini golf with friends You'd really want to win mini golf is totally different though like I can play me No, that's just me off is like the spirit of competition between friends. It's what they have for things they can do it If you went to mini golf with friends you'd really want to win. Mini golf is totally different though. I could play mini golf and be like, fuck yeah. Mini golf is like the spirit of competition between friends.

Because everybody thinks they can do it. It's where the rubber meets the road. It's the ultimate party game. Everyone thinks they're going to win. Yeah. What about Mario Party with your friends? That'd be fun. I'd be competitive about that. But I'm not going to play Valorant. I know I'm not good at shooters. I've accepted that.

So what's the difference between something like Mario Party and something like Valorant in terms of- Mario Party's more fun, you know? There's a cute little character on there and he's- I think it's skill ceiling, skill floor. Okay. I think she wants a level playing field to be competitive. Yeah. Without the time that's needed to put in to have a level playing field. Yeah, okay.

Don't play Mario Party with Nick. If you feel that way. Are you a douchebag? No. Hey. Just a misogynist. Are you super sexist? You know how long it's been since someone's Are you a douchebag? No. Just a misogynist. You're a long-experienced. Someone's called me a douchebag.

I haven't heard that in a while. Oh my eyes. Everything's so bright. I hate it. Yeah, well it is. Well, it's nighttime. In the yard normally. That might just be an issue. So, okay, well I don't know why. I need it. I need something to stop this brightness from happening. Well, you're at luck, Clime, because Shady Ray is sponsoring this episode, and they're a sunglasses company.

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A little bit douchey? After World's Greatest Gamer... Oh my god. What did he do Ludwig? He's been trying to run a campaign against Wed. Ludwig, if you guys side with him here, I got no words. We were gaming. We were gaming as a group.

After the World's Greatest Gamer Competition. It was about like 10 of us and we're like, and we're playing Killer Queen. Fun times. Squadron, we're looking at Super TF at 12. And it's like 5v5. So it's like loser does pushups or takes a shot. Like the group, like one person has to take the shot. And then we do, we do Killer Queen.

We do Smash Ultimate Crew Battle. Fun game. Super tweets out Reaver reaver reaper reaper Because they lost Small Easter egg at wall just beat void a twall beat void. I took a sock from void or was it void? Yeah, you love these would one the so void had one stock and all time and we had all three But love we took the first stock the first one Whoa, this guy is so called world's greatest gamer interesting anyway, then we go to call duty black ops

Okay Ludwig's idea Just saying I remember this I left right before we go to call duty black black ops. It's a 4v4 and And Nick they have as we're tens as we're setting up we we do a team draft. Teams are pretty balanced. Pulls out $700 scuffed controller. Everyone else keyboard player, this same day by the way on broadcast, he goes, man, you know who wins? Whoever's got the controller. He says this on broadcast, you were there for this. I play with controller! Whips out controller. They had Xbox controllers there. Yes! Everyone else uses keyboard because that's how they play the game

Tenz plays with a keyboard and then instantly whips out the sniper starts just fucking getting. No I pulled out the sniper because Lud was like oh you're on controller and I'm like okay I'll make it harder. First, first controller. Is it controller harder though? No. no with a

regular gun oh so he admits it it's easier of course it's it and guess what happens fun what happened Ludwig Nick puts it on all-star performance dude I didn't even do anything out there. He got a Colette! He got a Colette headshot with a snaggy headshot! He got a Colette! I mean, that's not the controller! Ten's looked at me and he went,

Holy shit! Dude, there was a part in the crew battle where we were drafting and it was between Leffen and Atual and I'm like, Atual, you good? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm good at COD. And I was like, okay, I'll take Leffen. But that was fair.

Yeah. I took Leffen, they have Ten's. I can use a controller. That's fine! Look, in this speed, you know... 10 was only blowing 0.02? I get what you're getting at, but this is the world's greatest gamer competition. No, this is the after party with the drunk people.

No, at the world, it's the after party of the world's greatest gamer competition. You have the world's greatest gamers. I'm playing. Oh, then never mind. Thank you. You know, Ludwig's also desperate to fill out the team. So you're not a gamer? Lud, I have to defend my namesake.

All weekend people were coming up to me, they're like, I heard you're not a gamer? Lud, I have to defend my namesake. All weekend people were coming up to me, they're like, I heard you're the COD guy. How do I play COD? What are the good settings? What are the strategies? That's a good point. So when I play, I can't just get shit on

and you're like, and if I get shit on by you, you're like, oh, I thought you practiced lineups until you were a PSL. That's true, that's true. He can't win with you. All I gotta do is crush game one. So we can have fun mode for the rest of the night. Also, you do great on keyboard mouse.

You're acting like you'd be a. Yeah, that's that's the hole in your argument. You usually pretty logically sound with your arguments, but you were saying like keyboard and mouse. What's that? It's like you you can play keyboard and mouse very easily. I could. But why? Did you do it in your gaming? It's just bad logic. I shouldn't have brought it up.

Tens and melee with a box. I play with controller. Didn't brought it up. This is what you're usually so logically sound it's a rare Thank you, I'm team Nick Swiss cheese Fuck I might be team Why the cheese because everybody else is playing with a controller. You pull out a fucking $700. This is Sakusumoto. Sakusumoto pulling out his NES controller to play against you.

Hurt people, hurt people. That's what this is. Look at what you've become. I'll never forget this. This is the beginning of our greatest beef. Sorry, you've been bumped up. That's all it took? She can't fire you, she quits. Yeah, I'm just bumped up. My favorite. That's all it took? She can fire you. She quits. Yeah, I'm just I'm over it.

Well, is it everything you've ever dreamed of to be on the yard episode? That's actually really nice. Well, it's not over yet. Oh, we saw that like 30 minutes in. So I'm having a lot of fun, actually. So I'm OK with that, too. Dude, I was really nervous coming here, actually. No. OK.

It's because it's like really scary. Dude, I was really nervous coming here, actually. No. No. Okay, fuck you guys, alright? It's cause it's like really scary. And the first time I was technically supposed to be on it, I was really glad that we didn't do it. Why would this be scary compared to your... because you're very successful now. You're doing so many stream collabs, you're part of so many things. Why would this be particularly scary? I don't...

I think it's again, it's a full circle moment. Like it's just something I've listened to for forever. I get that. And so now being involved in an episode is so weird to me. It's very my brain can't comprehend it. I'm kind of like, what the fuck? OK, you do a lot of collabs. I'm going to ask for anxiety ranked tier lists doing a cutie concert, doing the yard

doing agent collab doing pokey podcasts Why don't you put me podcast I did the collab with her yesterday Oh my bad that one was peak cuz I was that was you were actually very nervous Oh terrifying queen no, yeah, my hands were actually so sweaty They were like were you live before she came on? Yep. That's why oh well I mean even before that like when I was getting ready, I kept having to like wipe down my hands when I was doing my makeup because they were so sweaty.

I was like, horrified. And then the second one would be the Cutie podcast, or the Cutie show. Okay. That's because I'm not a singer. So concert wise, fuck that. It is scary. It is scary. We know.

Yeah. The yard is next. Not bad. But it's like, also it helped a lot that I've met you guys, like prior to. Which is I think why I'm really happy I didn't do it the last time, because now I've actually gotten to like talk to a lot of you, which makes it a lot easier. Yeah, I mean, you and I suffered the most awkward handshake hug exchange ever, probably. They say it's the worst dap of all time. Maybe ever.

It was Jerex and Leffen, world's greatest. Holy fuck. Was there a bad dap? It was brutal. That's because it's world's greatest. Holy fuck. Was there a bad dap? It was brutal. That's because it's a Swede-Finn thing. Yeah, they came in at Alex for a long time. Well, going a lot of ways, Jarex is also Swedish. Yeah, you're such a...

Close enough. Such a bastard, bro. All weekend he was saying Swedish and I'm like, maybe there's something I don't know. I don't want to correct him if you wrong. And then the easiest one's Agent? Yeah, but that's because he and I like slowly became friends. He's very nice. Yeah, he's very easy to talk to. I didn't realize he's Canadian. Yeah, but that's cuz he and I like slowly became friends. He's very nice Yeah, he's very easy to talk to you. I didn't realize he's like me. He will bros me. He's what he's Canadian Yeah, who do you like a connection with Canadians? No, I don't like them, but I didn't

Canadian like I just never would have expected Yeah, he doesn't like worst part of his day. He's part only part one of the good one He's part only part of the good one Just I'm Canadian and then I became American he's voting the election he's not fucking Canadian He can't be part Canadian right for Trump before you before he became pre well after well after he won I mean you know you know dual citizenship. It's just dual citizenship. You know You don't have to renounce say when you come to American citizen you don't know what you're supposed to renounce You're supposed to I need you to stand before the State Department have to renounce. That's what they say. They say when you come to American Citizen, you're supposed to renounce. Well, you're supposed to renounce. You're supposed to. I need you to stand before the State Department and say, I renounce.

Say it. Say it on this pod, you'll renounce. I will not renounce. Take him away. You go off to your... He'll go on like pilgrimage, like a white journey through like Scandinavian countries and just like marvel at like all the the white going to culture SS tattooed above his nipples Don't say tell me you did it obviously tell me you did yeah

I walked into a swiss bank said heat up your nearest gold bars and brand me brand me with it He gets a bank account there now, it's huge in fucking multicultural Geneva. I hate that. He does this man Why don't we get a Swiss bank account ever a Swiss bank? Yeah, we don't you know got Swiss bank out money, bro In Geneva, I'm not kidding. I got lunch with a close friend of mine and three Swiss bakers, and I just asked them questions about their job. It was very interesting.

Was it like a boring banker job? Like you would ask a Chase accountant here? Like I think they had to answer. The questions are answered like vaguely in like these boring terms that clearly mask the it's like it's like they can't explicitly tell me what's going on. But this is also the guy that might be making up the deal to like sell India's water rights.

You know, that's that's fucking crazy. Like that's that's it. But they can't tell me that. You know, do you know what I mean? Yeah, it was very it was very much like three sex traffickers. I think to their I think to their credit, they actually explained to me a lot of history of their specific bank because it was like private. And the Nazi gold end up washing down the river.

And we cleansed the evil from it. You internally pride themselves on ethics in comparison to their counterparts. Of course they would. I was, you know, but I just. It's not us, it's the other ones. And they were all they were all very, very nice. That was a really good accent.

Yeah. Have you practiced that? I've been watching a German YouTuber who's obsessed with the Nintendo 64. Oh, OK. All right. In what way? He's just obsessed with how it works. He's making his own Mario game. He told me about this. I love the microcode. I'd love to see your it works. He's making his own Mario game about this

I love see microcode. I'd love to see your YouTube recommended. It's pretty boring. I'm not gonna lie It's a lot of speedrun stuff. It's a lot of like war updates on like Middle East compilation Compilations, I'm 34 to the bone. Those are his masturbation session. Oh, you said buddy X Yeah, no fuck with that. Oh Oh, you said Asian buddy X? Yeah. Oh, fuck with that. I jerk shit from your mind. Dude, dude, she's a content creator, gamer.

I don't jerk off to that. I don't. I want to replace Super Mario Sunshine. Do you think people have a real question? If you have a fantasia, is it harder to beat off from your mind? Yes. But maybe it's the feeling. I don't know. Can you see the apple in your head? Yes. But maybe it's the feeling.

I don't know. Can you see the apple in your head? Uh, if I like think of an apple? Yeah. Okay. I'm not like, I can't get creative though. Like if I try to think of something that I, it's not as Peter Griffin's eating the apple, that's Peter Griffin already exists, but you know what? Like Peter Griffin's naked.

This is really funny. This is really funny. Hey, is this, Is this sexual harassment? Asking your female co-worker to imagine Peter Griffin naked? No, you know, it's like things that already existed in the space. And weirdly I think I've seen Peter Griffin naked. So I think I can visualise. He's smiling but his belly's covering his penis.

So he's naked but you don't see anything. The belly doesn't cover the penis when Ludwig shows you it on his phone Well, that's different ones for us aiden You guys are the ones by the way they introduced me to Mario Goatie. Let's go that was fire His fire is crazy. I sent that to a lot of people It was kind of funny people like like who in your life would you send that to my grandma? Like all it's funny. I also send it to your grandma. Having read thousands now of your Discord messages,

it feels like I've read your text messages. It's dirty. They are crazy. Cause you'll say something and I'm like, yeah, you've said that before. No, don't, I don't text like that that much though. The one thing I pride myself on that I've never done is started sealing slimes like, oh, something bears.

Like I've never done that It started sealing slimes like, oh, something bears. Like I've never done that. I feel like that's bad. No, not bad. Slime has definitely permeated into the language of how we talk to each other and even our partners. Yeah. Yeah, dude. All them, them and his girlfriends say bears all the time.

Judy steals your shit and finds out, fuck, I fucked up last week too. What'd you do? Well I talked about how I was smoking in Japan and then I was like, oh yeah I need to go home and tell cutie about how I smoke in Japan then I forgot to So she found out about it from the podcast. Oh, which is the worst case. You gotta tell her? Huh? Why you gotta tell her? Tell your damn girlfriend when you smoke a damn cigarette. Yeah, didn't you make up a rule? You gotta tell her when you smoke.

I gotta tell her when I smoke and I broke the rule, Aiden. Is she like me where also if somebody I'm dating says they tell a story and it's like a story I've never heard before and I ask them how their day was that day and they never tell me that I'm like kind of annoyed. Yeah, I think that's fair of you. Yeah, because I'm like man if I ask a guy that I'm dating like hey, how is your day? Like if you go so I got a football game like how's the game and he goes?

Oh, it's good, and then we're all out with friends. Oh, he has a story. Yeah, and he tells a crazy story I'd instantly be like what the fuck I think that is super reasonable because I think what I think what he's communicating is It's like when you get in the car And you're in like your mom goes like how was school and you go good because like I don't want to talk about it right right whereas it tells it excitedly later it's like oh I just didn't want to tell you I didn't want to talk to you right but the other way around I think is fine we're like someone like you talk to someone else first told them the story they got to you and you're like why do you tell someone else first I

think that's fine yeah that's why normally like this I see I feel like you do the same way but I think that's fine. Yeah that's how I normally like this I see I feel like QT is the same way. But I think it's different sometimes because sometimes like I stream she streams so she might tell the story on stream or like I might tell the story on stream. That's fair. It was just like part of the gig. Bro I found out my dad got a gun pulled on him from Twitch chat. What? Yeah he was fucking live and he's telling the story that some lady during road rage pulled a gun on him and like I have never heard this story ever. And I'm like, why?

It was like in the past or was it recent? It was from a week ago. Your dad was- That's crazy. Your dad was there. I know. Your dad streams. Back it up. Her dad streams. You're my dad's streams.

Oh, okay. Is your dad's summit 1G? Yeah. Okay. No, he's actually the doc. Oh, I can't say that, sorry. Like I'm bad. No, it's just like, he was just telling these stories and like it's the fifth time now where he's told a story on stream

And like they will come to me and be like oh did you like talk to your dad about this? I'm like how do you talk to him in that past week since he had a gun pulled on him? Yes, and he didn't tell me you know he's a little bit He said say again you want to worry this is dad shit wait wait wait This is definitely not the worrying thing because he said it on the stream so it's gonna get to her. He didn't think it'd get to her. He wouldn't make it to her. No, he knows it gets to me because he tells some inappropriate stories that make me want to like...

Why is your dad streaming? He called me one day and he just said he really wanted to try it and I was like, who am I to keep him from something he wants to try? So I flew out to Virginia like set it all up for him Oh my god, like he it's actually really cute. He loves it. What sort of what sort of numbers is your dad pulling on Twitch? Like like 70 to 100 Funny this is We were running a Melee League for a while this year. And at one of the last ones, my dad was in town and came to visit.

And we commentate the end of the tournament. You and your dad? Me and my dad. Yeah, yeah. And it's so, I think it's just that my I think my dad or like that generation or that demographic is just never Present on twitch like it is so rare to get that type of person Yeah, so it's like even though the things they're saying are so like a normal and and kind of maybe Mundane in like a greater conversational context in twitch everything hits everything hits. Because it's just, this type of person is never on stream.

Boomer's crush on Twitch. Dude, my dad's not even telling mundane stories, though. You'd think he'd be like the cute old dad, you know, that's like, oh, whatever. But he's telling stories about like, fucking women in our house. Oh my God. Because he's a young dad, like he was young.

So he told a story one time about like, this girl that he hooked up with at our house, and he was like, yeah, but but like the girls are staying with her grandparents We didn't know and I get these clips Yes You have to be like one of the only people experiencing this oh probably yeah, yeah Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, this is very wrong here. Oh, yeah

See we bring it like it brings it back is like after twitchcon he came to me He was like, oh, I'm just I'm so happy like he was like, this is one of the greatest things I've ever done. That's awesome. He loves it. Wow, and I was like, you know what fuck it. Tell your stories like So I'm all the kitchen counter Sorry of four women taking their tops off and like and like games like blacked out drunk in our house Despicable We all got blacked out drunk in the house and like everybody was just fucked up that part's not good actually that's not We're sending my joke So bad it was bad, but it is it's a cute situation sometimes Gen Z is trying to cancel Senna's dad

It was bad, but it is it's a cute situation sometimes. Gen Z is trying to cancel Senna's dad. My dad does show this all the time. He called me like it was like a year ago. And he was just like, like, he's like, yeah, I'm going in for like my last like he's like, I got my new car finally. I'm like, new car. I have a new car. He's like, yeah, yeah. You know, remember, I was like I was in the hurricane. And I'm like, no, you didn't mention the hurricane.

What are you talking about? He's like, yeah, like the big flood where I was like floating on top of my car in like the middle of the street. You're like, what? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Two weeks, two weeks I was there. I made friends with raccoon people. He does this a lot. And I'm just like, are you lying? Are you like, is your mind slipping or did this really happen? He'll be like, no, it's really happened. I was in the hospital.

I hate old people, bro. What's their fucking deal? They act like they you're supposed to know everything I think this is men not old people. I was gonna say I feel like I do this I think for whatever reason like that my my girlfriend tells me I'm bad at tea No, you're not T bear no, she thinks I'm worse than her. Apparently. No, she I am bad. I see you love tea more than literally anyone else.

I know that's beast. I'm losing the tea arms race. Well, yeah, I mean, but she's like the whole of the UK. Like you're not you're not on that level. I'm anti tea. Cutie hates it about me. Like you won't talk like gossip ever. Yeah, I don't. I was gonna say Cutie is a gossiper. She's she's she loves tea.

I know I do too. I know you guys are together and it's fucking tea session. And I come in and it's just like I'm getting water. I'm anti-goss. It's true. I actually respect that about you because it's a natural inclination to want tea. But we have to fight against that. We have to fight the good fight. We have to fight the tea.

No, we have to fight against our like our natural like you want to eat morning Cheetos, but you know it's bad for you. I don't like seeking out tea. But if tea is on the table, it's hot. If tea is on the table, I'm like, I would like a cup. It's like your chair slowly gets closer, but no one notices. And then you're right next to us and you're like, OK, so. But see, what you do is worse because you just don't partake,

but you're at the table next to it, just kind of listening, you know? Not like I'm not like listening. Like looking to the people. Yeah, you're still listening. I'm deadass because I've seen him on his phone during really important stuff, not paying attention. He's he's able to laser in on that amumu VOD. I like fun tea.

OK, like fun tea is like your DMT. That's fun. Because you know what the difference to me is, is who owns the tea? Because you own that tea. Where did you get it? Right. That's that's ethically sourced tea. I don't like telling somebody else's business. I don't love this person said that this person said.

I don't like the lift and shit. I agree. Because it's like it's gone through too many I like starting chains like that. I like making shit up. Just so fun Mission I'm alive in my lives. I made shit up during this podcast But the aid in tattoo thing was not made up no that was that really? Yeah, it's not one of those invisible ink tattoos, so no matter how hard you try to disprove it It'll always be true. Does it glow in the dark? Yeah, it's glow in the dark.

It glows in the dark for when he goes into the clubs. Or for into the Nazi gold mines. That's how you light it up. Why would it need to be mined? Why would it need to be storaged in the one place no one would look? They bring it back to Orphe. They want to put it back to be mined again. You tell us!

The wealthy nation of Switzerland is reminded of Nazi home for the love of the game. You're mad at me. We found it. It's fine. We took the Jews money and the Nazi money and we put it all in the mine together. You cannot tell. You don't know which is which anymore. That's called modern day laundering. That is. That is actually ethical laundering. Ethical laundering.

If you remine it, it's yours. Wow. I liked it. Coney this whole weekend. He just he had one line. His like default French line was, Oh, I need a wine nap. I do love that the French, oh la la.

That's just real. That's real. But oh, it's not real. Oh la la. Yeah. Prove me wrong. That's just real. That's real. But oh ho ho is not real. Oh la la. Prove me wrong. Bastard. How do you guys do accents so well?

They are! That was really good. I can say like we, you know, that's it. You want to be cool in French? If you want to be cool in French you You said W. You said like American. If you want to be cool in French you say weh. Weh. Weh. Weh. Weh. It's like saying yeah. You wouldn't say yes most of the time, right?

You wouldn't hit a hard yes. Weh ma go. Ma go de sac. I hate it. I hate it when Lowe does this. He does it a lot. I just hit my girl got tits like... Yeah.

It always means that. C'est boule. It's not boule. What is it? You're just saying balls. I know. It's a different thing from boobs. I just remember you said that in that one video when I was talking to Kenny S.

French guy? And you were like, c'est boule. Yeah. That's what I always remember. I quote that video all the time. I quoted it to it 12th weekend. I have no clue Then were you cool in high school no fuck no do I look cool no no for sure no

Would have assumed you were cool in high school by like Dude like not knowing you very well, and then you gave me like trombone like I played like maybe. No, I wasn't even that cool. I was just a fucking loser What is fucking loser like a 3.5? That's fine That's not fucking present like Asian culture club and Japanese club. How the fuck is that the case you don't speak a lot of it I don't know. I was just vibing to be honest with you. I just kind of there Yeah, cuz like who else was in that club like a white dude who liked the anime No, actually, there's like a bunch of anime lovers and I was like, that's cool. You know, yeah Naruto whoo And then I just started club. You weren't a loser. Did you start it or you just know I didn't start it

I just I just got to be the president. No one else wanted to do it. Are you elected? Yeah By the people for the people. Mm-hmm. Wow by the weebs for the weebs You know, and then I was kind of in there and I just did that but in high school like a fucking you know Nerd, like if I look back I would bully me. What was your high school that. But in high school, I was like a fucking nerd. Like if I look back, I would bully me. What was your high school demo? Was your high school hella white or? No, it was pretty mixed up. But Virginia Beach has a bunch of like everything.

It's like a very big Filipino community, black community and white community. And there's like a lot of mixtures in between there. So it's very all over the place. You look like you were cool. You look like you were cool, slime, in high school. That was so condescending. No, I actually mean it.

You have very changed your tone when you spoke to him. No, I actually mean it. You used a normal tone. You were like, I know you. And then you kind of went make-a-wish mode. It was the Kim Peele, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was it.

My school was too small. My school had 69 kids in the graduating class. Nice. Too small to be cool. And it was, it really was, everyone knew. It just wasn't like a... There was a cool guy. A popular thing.

Yeah, cool Brett. Jake was pretty cool, but he cut his mouth shaving, and then he became way less cooler. Yeah, I mean, like a scum. It's an image thing. Jesus. My God. It's crazy. Like, how'd you fuck that an image thing. Jesus. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, how'd you shave it up?

Yeah. I feel like you were cool. I feel like you've been white-braged. Is the theater club cool? What do you think about musical theater? I actually went to a performing arts school and I think they were all cool kids. Wow. Yeah.

It depends. There are some in the musical theater club who are cool. But there are some who are cringe as fuck. You weren't cringe though, right? Wait, in college? I think I was in high school. I was in high school. I was in high school.

I was in high school. I was in high school. I was in high school. I was in high school. I was in high school. I was in high school cool kids. Wow. Damn. Depends. There are some in the musical theater club who are cool. But there are some who are cringe as fuck. You weren't cringe though, right? Wait, in college? No, in high school. In high school?

I went to performing arts high school. Yeah, they call those... What's the ensemble? It's like an academy? No, no, no. I'm saying those people are not cool. Oh. Unless you're an ensemble watching this.

Very cool. Then you are the cool ones. Super cool. What was your dream as like... What did you want to be? You know? Oh, I don't know. Very cool. Then you are the cool one. Super cool. What was your dream as like, what did you want to be? You know? Oh, hold on, a sidebar really fast? And I'm sorry, you were not cool. I didn't think that you were cool in high school, but it's because I think we were the

same. I couldn't let that go. I was a very middle of the road. I was a very middle of the road guy. Really? I think if you're tall in high school, it's really hard to be super low. Right. No, actually you're right. Because you already have a leg up.

Yeah. The only reason I thought that is because you said the anxiety thing. The only thing that cancels out tall... I was less socially anxious in high school. Oh, okay. The only thing that cancels out tall in high school is running to the lunch line. I think... If you run to the lunch line, you...

Yeah, everything dissolves in front of you. Turns to ash. I was not a popular kid. I was just a kid who was uh, I would think liked okay Like nobody I don't think there were heavy negative opinions about me and I hopped a lot between different Yeah, I get that there was this guy Jeremy in class He pissed me off one day and I started a room and they drank his own piss and it's it's stuck You're a fucking asshole

Like you didn't think the guy who made up the SS branding would lie about other shit. Also, it was so absurd. That was the joke. And I was like, surely this won't be a thing. But then I heard other people talking about it is like Jeremy. Like someone made fun of Jeremy that I never talked to for drinking his own piss. And I was like, I seem to have made an impact here. Did you ever tell him?

Oh yeah, yeah. I would say it to his face. I was like, you drink your piss dude, stop talking to me. And what is his rebuttal? He was like, you call me an F slur and I was like, fair enough. My uncle actually bruises his own piss, he didn't want to come over and try. Yeah, we were not cool. But he never swung on me, so it was fine.

What does Jeremy know? Do you know? I don't know. He wore camo clothes a lot to school, so maybe he's hunting a deer. Oh boy. Okay, so we know who he's voting for this year? Oh, please. Yeah, we know. Yeah.

Sorry, what was your other question? Oh yeah, what you did, like, I guess my question is, you're a streamer now. Did you like, is this kind of like what you wanted? No. What did you want to be? I fell into it. You fell into it? I feel like your grind was pretty intentional.

It's possible. Because what I do is I lower my expectations like, astronomically. And then I'm like, well, if this works out, that'd be cool as fuck. But if not, then whatever. And so I wanted to be like an aerospace engineer. And I was like, that'd be kind of chill. That's cool. Embry Riddle.

Say again? That's a big aerospace engineer. I don't know who the fuck that is. See, this is why I'm not an aerospace engineer and I was like that'd be kind of chill. That's cool. Embry Riddle. Say again? That's a big aerospace engineer. I don't know who the fuck that is. See, this is why I'm not an aerospace engineer. Prescott, Arizona. Oh! This guy knows aerospace. This guy knows Prescott. And do you see why I dropped out now?

My body works at Boeing. Real Prescott heads. Yeah. I didn't want to work at, uh, fuck what is it? SpaceX. I didn't want to work there because of Elon. Yeah. Yeah, but I was like, the only thing I wanted to do is I actually wanted to do-

Top five Diablo player? T-20. Sorry, top 20. Maybe he's not 20. Because he won yeah, yeah, but I was like the only thing I wanted to do is I actually wanted to have Diablo player 20 20 sorry 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 That's crazy. That one's you can just prove that one. You can't pay someone to play Quake like Diablo. Well, girlies are saying on his Diablo account that the amount he'd have to play a day to be there doesn't line up with the amount of time he actually has. I want the Carl Jupps video. I heard he doesn't do anything for SpaceX though, so... That's what I heard. I heard he's just kind of like a very big figurehead, but like... I think the girls are jealous because he plays Diablo a lot.

That's what I'm saying though. If he's playing Diablo a lot. Do you think that's what I'm saying? If he's playing Diablo that much I think he's so way He's the guy figuring out how to catch the rocket out of this guy. Which is pretty cool He sucks, but I think you might just have to give it to him. He's the guy naming it like Dave's epic bacon rocket catcher 420. Let's get him in world's greatest. Oh That would hit. Diablo quake pop pop polytropic poptropical. If he came to world's greatest. Oh, that would hit Diablo quake, pop, pop, polytropic poptropic. If he came to world's greatest.

If that. Wait, don't get into cuttable segment. You're just. Yeah, Archie, the longest people in the yard, probably ever is that section. He ended up on three lists. And we're back. Can't post that clip on X.

You like streaming though? Yeah, I love it. Oh, it's like my favorite. You do 10 years? Oh yeah, I would do it. You do 20 years? For real? 20 years I like to be more established.

I think what you did, I hate to give this to you because I know how you're going to be the entire time I'm saying it. I'm not going to be anyway. But like, for example, like the people I have around me, we've all come from like not a I hate to give this to you because I know how you're gonna be the entire time. I'm saying it I'm not gonna be like For example like the people have around me We've all come from like not a lot and so I would love to have a company that I could have down the line That's established and like even if I don't want to keep streaming my friends can make money and like do their own thing Okay, you can have me for twice a salary

All right deal wait what's your salary? Do you need some? She's new at this wait, what's your salary? Do you need somebody? Wait, what is your salary? You can poach. You can poach. You can't poach. I'm open to offers. You can poach, but you can't match. Aiden is high value for you. Can you guys take a 75% pay cut?

Here's the thing, I can't be bought. Sorry. Are you loyal to Ludwig? I am. Does he even respond to your commands? You know what's crazy? He doesn't have to give anything up because his time is so available. What were you doing yesterday that you can respond so easily? Yesterday? I mean, I had a busy day.

I worked out and I did normal stuff. I wasn't laying on the floor. What is normal stuff? I wasn't working. Explain to me what normal stuff is for you. What is normal stuff for you? Bro, okay. Oh, I go, I get coffee. I come home, I work out, I do my back exercises to fix

my shoulder, I play music, I practice instruments. What music are you playing? What do you mean? Wait, you practice instruments? Yeah, I play drums, I play guitar. And how long, did you do this for eight hours and you missed the rest of your day? Did you beat your shit? I didn't.

I swear to God. You know what the sad truth is? He's not a real beater. He's not a real beater. I never claimed I was to God you know the sad truth is he's not a real beater. He's not a real beater I never claimed I was and you know what real beaters out there beaters beat Time not subscribe to the patreon if you're a real beater right now. I want you out chill chill. We need you all right, so You free-rolled two years You're chilling yeah, three years now so bad, Sina, it was wonderful to have you on. Oh, it was so nice.

And when you're 47 streaming, like you said, in 20 years you'll still be doing it. So I can't wait to see that collab. Are you gonna have kids? Ugh. That sounds so miserable. Dude, like for a dude it's so fucking easy to say I wanna have a kid, but for a girl you have to make that thing. Women love saying that. What do you mean? Freakin' sometimes they're- Oh, it's that I love saying that what do you mean freaking?

So it's so fucking easy What else do women love guys are we in Trump's America or common was America? We don't know yet So it's kind of funny to say oh yeah, cuz now there's no abortion Well, it's been outlawed day one Trump gets voted in do you think all women should have to have babies? I think he'll force it. Yeah martial law MARSHAL LAW Trump will deliver every baby across the nation He has to be handled by Trump He goes to med school and becomes an OPGYN The terrorists will help with this I think

I don't really know how it works Alright, I'll just carry this That's it Anything you want to shout out? Anything you want to say about your favorite show of all time? No, you know what I do agree with? think my least favorite episode was star roast. Oh interesting that yeah I do but I'm actually surprised cuz I went back and listened to it actually months later, and I liked it again As the only general opinion I'll give the ladies of the yard. Let's go

Oh, do you want to shout out any members of the community that you? Shut a couple in the walk section. Yeah, like a few. Any any other any other old heads? No, Ratt's dad's my goat, shake my other goat. Those are my goats. Shake is your goat. Yeah, I love Shake. We're both from Virginia. That's true. Yeah.

Yeah, we're both from Virginia. There's not a lot of us. Hey, Plymouth Rock. Right. The fuck is Plymouth Rock? I don't even know. That's crazy. Holy shit. Thanks so much. Hey Plymouth Rock! Right? The fuck is Plymouth Rock? That's crazy. Holy shit.

Alright, thanks so much for this episode. Coming up, no Sina. Is it? I thought it was in Massachusetts. It's famously in Virginia. It's Plymouth Virginia. I know the Appalachian Mountains. Where the fuck is Plymouth Rock?

And we'll get into this later. And we'll get into this in the pre-ME episode. It's Plymouth Mass. You thought it was Plymouth Mass. Sina won't be there, but she will have paid for it. Bye guys! Oh fuck, I gotta listen now. Shit.

Bye guys! Oh fuck, I gotta listen now. Shit.