The Yard - Ep. 182 - We were evacuated.

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

This week, the boys talk about evacuating during the LA wildfires, Ludwig reaching platinum, and how the yard will be hosting an upcoming event... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you think they failed to fight the fires because of all the DEI non-binary firefighters like you? Yeah, I think it's because the firefighters showed up and they only wanted to help people that looked like them. Yeah, I see what we're doing. We're trying to get the little banner under our video. Okay, the vaccine doesn't work. It's different now. Trump's in office. We can say you can just let it rip. Free speech is legal now. The fire, the fire burned down everyone's home who didn't have blue hair. Also, of course, Elon hired people to play Path of Exile for him. He's neurodivergent so It Tommy and it dropped a response video to dream and I was like this Arctic monkey sounds fucking good as fuck

This album goes hard dude. I read I read maybe four sentences into like that happening, and I was just like I need a job No, no, I was falling like a hawk. It is the most Like unemployed, unemployed drama. Yeah, it's so it's embarrassing. How? It's awesome. It's embarrassing because what happened? What do you know the full thing? I don't want to know. I just don't want to.

I do. I just spark note. I'm informed because what happened is Tommy in it started a podcast and Tommy into it. Oh Tommy He's saying salacious things so it's getting clicks So it's because you use our salacious he was asked like what's the worst interaction you had and his response is mischief I hate mischief. I talked to him one time and I hate him. Yeah, and and it so it went a bit viral You say salacious. I'm like Tommy in it. It's like talking about where the clitoris is and shit like that. I'm they might I don't like him or Jack manifold no, but they might talk about it Muff God bill There before the test

Oh Oh Oh Blank Tommy English He seems he's seen plenty of strange in his day

So don't defend All the Wall plenty of strange in his day. So don't defend him. Tommy's seen lots of strange. Don't defend him by saying he's seen strange. That's not the defense you need to go down. He knows the strange. Tommy pipes all the time. Tommy pipes wicked good. So anyway that happened and then

XQC does the they're all cringe. He goes everyone's cringe. He's like, guess what? And then Dream comes in and just he's a banger, bro. I don't have to tell you. Bro, he came in like 80 Ross. And then the worst, the worst part

isn't that he said that, because like, you know, you you might expect that tweet from from like a maybe not that tweet because it's a little high effort to do the meme, but that sentence from an Asmin or a forcing or an a language. Yes. But the embarrassing thing is that he goes, he's like, no, I'm a lot of sad. I'm reclaiming it. He's saying was reclaiming it. And I said that for Aidan this whole time. That's so awesome. What made it all worth is he goes live.

He does a three hour live stream where he's detective dream, an unbiased third party who's going to explain the situation. But occasionally he will like dream Zilla. He'll bring in his own personal opinion and he'll be like, I shouldn't do this. I'm detective dream. Like he'll be like, I shouldn't do this. I'm Detective Dreep. Like he'll pull himself in and out. And the whole and the stream's crazy. He talks about how he texted Tommy's mom and he brings me up and I'm like, what am I doing here?

Yeah. And then I was loving from video games. I'll tell you in a bit. What you do? The best part is Connor quote retweets the stream and he goes, watch a bit of it. He's allowed to say it. Which is crazy, Connor. You can't say that, Connor. Yeah, you can.

He brought me up because he asked me two years ago to cover some drama he was in. He messaged me, he's like, can you make a mogul mail about this? And I gave him a list of reasons. I was like, hey, first off, I don't like doing something because someone reached out to me.

That feels weird. I would just give my opinion. Second off, I don't like doing something because someone reached out to me, that feels weird. I would just give my opinion. Second off, I don't feel like I understand the full situation and he was willing to tell me stuff but I was like, unless you're telling me on the record, then I'm not gonna, I don't wanna know things and then not be able to express them that form of opinion.

And then third, it was like, I heard you were involved in a situation, I think he leaked this. Give me out, I'm inside of a DreamStans Twitter right now. I'm in the clip, give me out. We involved in a situation. I think he leaked this. Give me out. I'm inside of a dream stands Twitter right now. I'm in the clip. Give me out. We're in the clip. Hey, what's going on here? There's a very poor, there's a very poor shadow for me.

We had like a mutual friend who he called like a whore at like some whatever. What is he talking about Aiden that way for? What the fuck is this problem? And the friend came up to me and told me about this like she had told me personally about this So I told him this and then his response W is His response like this ten page thing like defending him Calling this person a whore and her accounts of it. It was the wrong girl. I Never replied to him because I didn't have the heart to tell the guy.

That's not who I'm talking about. That's a different. So you've done it twice is what I'm finding out. At least twice. He's going to at least twice. How did they make you feel Aiden when he said that to you? I can't think of a situation I'd be in or I'd call a girl a whore. Um.

Where'd your mind go? Sorry, I was thinking about sour ideas and shit like that. Yeah, I was thinking of sour ideas. My mind didn't turn to evil thoughts. Nothing to do with what you said. Dude, QT got me a Christmas gift, a belated Christmas gift, that was a box of just a bunch of different sour things. It was a sour mystery box It was the highlight of my night last night. That's so awesome. Yeah, there was also it was warhead soda This is just a star-shaped hole in your tongue a man-shaped hole in your time. It started to hurt

She's trying to kill your buds. Yeah. Yeah, but opening everything excited and unsure he opens like a yellow ball He's like it's called Napoleon and it's not sour and he's like dang it Why is it a sour mystery box? I know the metric of it being good is how sour it is. Yeah, it was it not sour? No, it was it was sweet candy. Okay. Yeah. The coolest thing is warhead soda though They had they had fucking sweet tarts in there Sweet tarts are they're like oh no sour. Sorry. Sorry. It was smarties not to be Tarts. It was smart. That is different. That is not fucking sour.

I was like the big ass sweet Tarts. There was like novelty big size. They were like the size of quarters anyway. So, yeah, all those Minecraft stuff happen. You know what? I always joke that they're going to live in sarcophaguses. And I was right. What that mean?

Who's going to bury them in it now? Their fans? No. I love that. Any fans left? Their fans are their slaves. Their fans. And I think their fans are dwindling. Yeah, because they're growing up. Yeah, I do think so. Or becoming.

Bald? No, that's the true meme is growing up. Oh, God. So don't point at me. I don't know, I was just like They're becoming bald They're becoming bald They're getting bald Oh man, how did you guys do with the fires?

How did the fires affect you guys? Yeah Okay, I have a different experience Do you? Do you really? I was evacuated watching you hit G. I know. Well you have your staff of private firefighters on staff that you pay. Yep. I have my, I pay them $7,000 a day. To water down your home and keep it safe. They're former prisoners.

You pay them. You at least pay them $25 a day. There's men on your on your roof wearing fireproof jackets and they roll around when the house lights up. They stop, drop, roll the house. If you guys watch Hassan's firefighter stream, those guys solely work on Ludwig's house. And I pay him $580 a piece. Yeah. What's up? No, I didn't know about the fires for like a while.

Because I was so in the league sauce that you were evacuated before I knew what was going on. That's bad. That's crazy. It is. That's not good. Like, like I vaguely knew that there was some fire, but I was more concerned about my Amumu.

And I was like, yeah, fires probably far away. Fires come to LA sometimes. To be fair, it's it happened so fast. It did. It was like, hey, there's kind of a fire thing going on. And then like in 12 hours, it's like, you got to go. I remember before starting the league thing, it was like some... I forget the exact.

It was like, oh, it's going to be windy. And the scary thing about wind isn't with the damage of the wind. It's if a fire starts out. I was like, oh, yeah, that's true. And then it's like, oh, yeah, fire's taking up 5000 acres. I was like, oh, already? It was like it was in. You're still gold.

I did like because Slime evacuated to the office and then on the third day that he's here, he he was sleeping downstairs and he walks up into the office and he didn't even say hi or good morning. He's just like, it's crazy that it said that it's zero percent containment. Not even not even one. You want to get on the board. You'd love to see one. You want the eating fire to get on the fucking board.

It was bottom fragging for so long. I didn't know about that. I'm talking to Nick in Zipper 2 last night and they're like, yeah, it's 27% contained. I'm like, and they're like, that's so big. I'm like, that's low. That's a low number. It was at zero for days.

Yeah, it's big when it was only when it was at zero for that long. I was beefing with the scanner accounts on Twitter. I know. No, I got I got validated. I got validated. It would be like, I don't know. It was like a scanner account. They tweet out like fire has burned down playground. It's going to be like, I don't like the tone of this.

That's OK. Work on the tone. Talks like an asshole. OK. Yes, the first guy did. But you know what? After I called him a cunt and everyone saw that, he stopped acting brand new. Real fucking quick. He stopped editorializing shit and he just reported what he heard on the scanner. By the way, a firefighter reached out to me, fan of the show.

Thank you, by the way. Yeah, we have a yard listener who was fighting the fire. Two, two. Oh, another person. Second guy messaged me. He is like, I'm from I fire. I'm I do firefighting in Oregon and we're on the way down. That's funny.

We had a third who messaged me who started the fires. So it's like, we're on both sides. We see both sides of the issue. I'm sending you a tweet zipper in the group chat. But basically there's a bunch of scanner accounts. This is like, the thing is anyone can get a police scanner. A scanner accounts just a person who owns a police scanner. Yeah, they own a police scanner

and then they just type back what they say. Couple of things wrong. You can misinterpret what they're saying, you can mishear what they're saying, you can misunderstand the context of what they're saying, but yet you post it anyway. I was mad at this one guy for one being like, if I see Eddie Ludig, I'm going to report it. And then his picture is like pictures of cop lights. It's like, all right, man, cool. All right, fine.

And then Eddie was cringe. And then he posted himself and he's like trying to like get clout off it. And I'm like, all right, man, cool. All right, fine. And then, and he was cringe, and then he posted himself and he's like trying to like get cloud off it. And I'm like, I'm bad faith guy. So I'm like, yeah, obviously he's trying to get cloud. Everyone's an evil fucking clown monster on the internet. But it turns out that I was right. And the Firewatch app, the people who run Firewatch,

which is like the default, like one to follow that is updated by actual fire systems they're like you got to delete this this is misinformation and He's like the LA scanner guy I'm happy to report that the palisades fire is stopped fire is knocked down This guy was the watch duty app. Sorry is not fire watch. That's a video game watch duty was like yeah You spread misinformation. It was dangerous You had it we made you delete it and I wanted they wanted to keep it up to show him that he was being dumb.

This is one of the guys I was beefing with. I see. So one of the guys you're beefing with is actually just spreading misinformation saying the fire stopped when it- For Claude! Yeah. And I was like- How many likes does he have? So Zippor, can you click his tweet? Uh, that's a picture. Oh.

Anyway. It's down now. I was beefing with the scanner accounts. One of them stopped acting brand new. The other one said, I'm not going to stop. You guys are butthurt, which is fucking crazy. Let's back up a bit, because you're also you're evacuated. Yeah, you're evacuated. Yeah, you're I'm not.

I mean, I'm not. I just come to the office because I evacuated. I was at the office. I mean, I'm not. I just come to the office because I evacuated. I was at the office. I was at the office. I'm not during my time. I was out. I moved out of where we lived together like a few weeks ago. So I mean, and then a fire starts.

Hmm. I'm now putting some interesting thinking about it. It's interesting that a fire starts after you move out. Well, don't dig too deep. OK. Your new place is a pool. It's my new place is all concrete. How's that? How's that been? You haven't been having fun. No, it was a horror. It's not funny, but it's like a horrible three.

It was a horrible three days. It was like the first day I didn't sleep because the fire was so close. Well, it's funny. So like I've lived in L.A. or I've lived like, you know, SoCal, Orange County, L.A. like my whole life. So like me and my girlfriend, like when there's a fire, you can just like tell, you can smell it. It does not, you're like, oh, that's not someone cooking. That's definitely a fire.

And we, the fire started at 6.30 PM and at 6.45 we were on our way to trivia. And I went, there's a fire somewhere. Like, I don't know where it is, but it smells kind of close. And we're like, yeah, it's me. And then we went and we started doing trivia. We can't get a single one, right? We're getting shit on We knew this we've done trivia. No, I actually got one. No, I got one. It was it was uh, it was a please Please write down your name this counts for points. It was actually really funny It was the only type of question I could answer it was like who it was like I didn't who dated Wiz Khalifa Yeah

That's up your that's on your real house And he turned her to a stoner too. Did you know that? I believe that. He doesn't talk about it in the song, but he turned Nikki and Amber to a stoner. It's his passive. And so I get a call from Alex and he's like, yo, where are you? And I'm like, oh, I'm at a bar doing trivia.

And he's like, you're at a bar? Like dude, the fire is like by your house. And I was like, is it like I didn't know this. And I go and I look and I'm like, oh, that is basically me. And I was like, oh, shit. So we just left immediately, went home, we packed all our shit and we didn't know for sure if we're going to have to evacuate. It was definitely like the whole everywhere is really smoky.

And you could see the fire like you could just totally see it. But I was like, I don't know if we have to leave yet Let's just I was like, all right, you go to sleep and I'll stay up all night and it's girlfriend out Alex Yeah, not to Alex. Well, I was just holding me from behind He's like we got this. Don't worry And I was like I'll stay up and if and if you know, we got to evacuate got to evacuate so I'm watching dubbin because What else is on at 5 a.m.?

Shake is staying up with me, Shake's on the call, he's playing League, I got that open on my laptop, my PC's packed away, and I got Dubbin on the other side, and I'm watching it, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure we're in the clear, and then around like 5 a.m.,

a cop comes down our street, and is like blaring on like the siren, and is like, everyone get out of your homes right now, evacuate immediately if you're in the area, blah, blah, blah. I was like, fuck! I go wake her up, put all our shit in the car, very emotional, we're like, almost crying, think we're gonna lose our house, blah blah blah.

And then, yeah, we went to the office, we watched Dubbin get Platt, which was a bit of a nice moment, honestly. We were like, very emotional, but it was kind of like, well at least that happened. They call it light in the darkness. They call it diamond in the run. That's what platinum is. Platinum, yeah, it shines. It shines in the dark. It shines, that. They call it they call it diamond. That's what platinum is Platinum yeah, it shines. It shines in the dark. It shines. That's what it does. It's a special quality Yeah, I basically just like stayed up for two days straight watching the fire app and being like fuck. This is close. I

had a different experience Yeah, what was your different experience? He did. Okay. What was yours? Yeah, I Well, okay. You had a different experience. He did. Okay. What was yours? Yeah. What happened to you?

I stayed behind and I yelled at the fire. And you fought the fire? I didn't fight anything. Water! I just yelled. I just tried to yell things at it. All of that, all of the punching, shake drizzle on the punching bag in the backyard

has to pay off. He hired like 50 Australian men to fight the fires. There's 7,000 firefighters and one firefighter. There was a guy, there was a guy, my college roommate, he once we tried to break a couch in half in the front of our lawn because we had to it was too long for the trash to take it. So we tried to break it in half with all sorts of tools and items. And he legit, it was really hard.

It's made of wood. That's what couches are. They're wood in the. That's glory. That's core to wood. And you forget that. And he tried to chop it in half with Tai Chi. I told this on the pod before, but he literally he was my libertarian roommate who loved pulp fiction and shit. If you gather the power in one place.

He literally tried to like gather his energy. We're in the lawn and I'm just like fighting, arms folded. I was like fuck it, this is hard. We can't do this. Your libertarian roommate is trying to russ zangon the couch. Napoleon and Kip just in the front lawn.

It was like a sitcom episode. And Eddie couldn't do it. Anyway that's what I imagine me doing to the fire. No, I was like, I live alone. So I was like, yeah, this is pretty close. And I have a really close to Nick. So it's the same thing. And I was just like, look, fire's getting close. And I put a bag together and I'm like, all right.

And I just went to the office and that was pretty much it. I was very agnostic the whole time. I've realized when I got to the office, I was like, you know what, if it all burns down, it would suck really bad. But I'm fortunate enough towards like, I don't have a brain disease. Like I don't care.

Yeah, you really don't care. I really don't care. Yeah, I'm a badass. Like you said, I'll just get it back. I'll just get it back. But yeah, that's not to like diminish people who like, cause where it burned down is beautiful where we live. Yeah, it basically took out that entire community.

I would go up there for drives just because it's nice, you know? And now it's smoldering. So, dude, being in the... I think there was this surreal moment that night because the wind was so bad. It was crazy how bad the wind was. And if you were in the middle of L.A., like on the north side, you could look to the west and see the Palisades fire and like just just off in the distance, like burning in the hills.

And then if you looked to the east, you saw another fire and just on both sides of you. And then that next day, the Hollywood Hills once started. So you had three, like this triangle of fire next to you. It was Nick, Ying Ling, me and Aiden, the fucking three main characters of the show in the fucking office. The past like week, because we'd just been in here

and Nick, Ying Ling would just be like, there's another fire. And then Aiden turned around like, there's another one? And then I'd be like replying to the L.A. scanner account and he blocks me and be like, there's another fucking fire. And I'm like, I'm busy. He's busy. Yingling's busy.

So it was tough. Like, we're all trying to work. I've heard you've already gotten angry at your new roommate. Dude. OK, look, they nip at each other. It's like dogs in here. OK, he's talking about you. What it is not. So first off, first off, me, Cutie's offered for you to stay at our place.

You've rejected this saying you like saying at the warehouse. I did. I said that's very sweet and I appreciate it, but it's like a big floor. You know, the warehouse is one big floor, but you've had some problems Let me say let me say this let me start off by saying this god damn it Hey, look at me in the fucking eyes right now in my Santa hat Look at me. Hey Being in this office while uncertain about all the things I have being burned alive With you and Ying Ling has been nothing short of paradise. I Think about it all the time. I'm like, this is so I could live like this forever.

I just could. And that's a very privileged thing for me to be able to say. I want you to know. All right now lube up. All right. Now I'm ready. It's about to stink. Before he before he makes it stink.

I'd like to say that I had a moment 1892 the stink. I had a moment this week where I was at the office late. I'm playing Mogie. Nick Yangling sitting across from me playing Melee and Slime sleeping on the couch with the stream open. He's watching Dante. Dante's. He's been watching Dante. I've been watching Dante. It's bad. And I was like, it's 1030 p.m.

And we're just next to each other gaming. And this is it's so nice. And I wish it was like this more often. OK, it's 10.30 p.m. and we're just next to each other gaming. And this is it's so nice. And I wish it was like this more often. OK, I'm ready. Yeah. So I wasn't sleeping, you cocksucker. You know why? Because you will sit you will sit with Mogi and you'll put fucking headphones in your ears, earbuds and then headphones over those. Yeah.

You can't be doing that, man. And then if something happens in the game. Ah, yeah. Yeah.'t be doing that man. And then if something happens in the game Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, okay, so you're gonna have to explain why you have two pairs of headphones and what you're screaming at okay? Mogis it's a very frustrating game It's more a cartwheat competitive thing about think about all the things frustrating that happen in a game like poker Okay, and it's like that. So you then you also combine execution into it So there's sometimes you're making the right decisions and it just doesn't go your way. 80-20 spots you're losing.

So, okay. Okay, so what's the headphones doing? But the headphones is because the game, in order to get game audio, I have to have a different pair of headphones plugged into the console. So you got one in the console. What's the other one? So I got earbuds plugged in, console audio. Over ear headphones, coms. Wait, I'm sorry, so you're in a Discord call when you're screaming? Yeah.

You have to be in the Discord to like arrange the games. I know, but like you're talking to your teammates and you're going, you're going, you're going, ah, I got hit by a blue shell. No, I'm just talking to my friends more so. They're usually, we're not necessarily on the same team. They're not your friends for one. But, but, in all fairness, I think this is a fair thing to criticize. It's more of like he can't hear his voice. No.

And when you talk, hearing your voice is important to be able to regulate your volume. He can't hear anything. He's got two headphones on. And then there's a gang link. My mic has a feedback. You keep taking them off like Russian dolls. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is worse.

There's a tinier pair of AirPods under that one. His mic has feedback. I can hear my mic. That's crazy. Then I am just beside myself. I am beside myself. Hold up. I feel like you have to respect reasonable laws of quiet time.

You have to respect reasonable laws of quiet time. What time is this happening? I'm falling asleep at like 8 AM. It's fine. What's what's happening? Because I'm falling asleep. Is happening between. This is now it's because he falls asleep at weird times. This is happening generally between the hours of 5 p.m. and 1030 p.m. It's yeah, it's it's happy hour. Pretty reasonable. It is reasonable.

That's why I bring it up as a joke. I we we we all know his sleep schedule. It's bad. He's asleep. You know, I'll walk over at 630 p.m. He's dead asleep on the couch. I'm like, OK, he's getting I just ate my blood sugar gets a high. I was saying before this, it's

actually a beautiful thing. It's like, imagine you worked anywhere else and and someone who does work here is yelling while playing video games in the workplace. And there's a homeless guy who's saying you're too loud. It's like you look at both like and I hear the CEO. And you got to look at both of them and be who's saying, you're too loud. It's like you look at both like, and I you're the CEO.

And you got to look at both of them and be like, so you're playing video games. Hold on. And I think it's important. I think it's important to recognize that he's not normally here this much. And being like, just we we have our comfort zone. But he does the same thing. No, he does. He's the same. Sucker. Except during the same thing. Cock sucker, no I do not. You gotta be a cock sucker. Except, except, except during the day

when I'm in work meetings. Oh my God, kill. When I'm in work, when I'm in work meetings. That idea. I'll get a call and then Slime, who presumably doesn't know I'm on a call, which is fair, is on the other side of the room and he'll just go like, ain't I fucking hate you?

Just out of the blue. Why would you presume he doesn't? He definitely knows Let me tell you something brother man I do know your adult Okay, sometimes he does know Depending on the call, he'll chime in He'll be like, he'll sit on the other side of the room

And he'll be like, that fucking Kelby on the line? Fucking don't like that guy Yeah, you know what? This morning he got on a five minute diatribe While I'm in the call about like can't be talking to Kelby like that. Don't want you talking to Kelby. And then yingling from the other side of the room yelling, no man Kelby's keeping the

company of flow. It's just banter in the background. I'm like I'm in a fucking meeting. I'm in a real meeting with people for words. Yingling's so awesome? Because he'll just pick up what, like a chew toy, like any bit that you want to run, he'll just agree with it. He has no, he doesn't care.

No. I'd be like, I'd be like, Dubbin' spending too much money. Like, Dubbin' spending so much money! Also, between the two of them, you already know this, they're damaging company property. They're just, this is real. That's real, you fucked me. I didn't fuck you. You fucked yourself. You fucked me for, I's real. You fucked me. I didn't fuck you Are you fucking yourself? I fuck myself yourself fucking brain dead

No, you like fuck me for those nice people that were here what those nice fucking people He fucked me raw in front of them. Oh the photographers. Yeah, those nice folk He fucked me right in front of them fucked you were there too You were in a costume and you fucked it. He fucked me in front of you. You fucked yourself. And you were there too. You were in a costume and you fucked, he fucked me in front of you. Okay so. It stunk. It stunk. It stunk, Dubbin.

Eww. You understand me? I mean back it way up. You fucked me because Yingo bought RAM to upgrade his computer and you said overclock that bitch. Yeah he put in new RAM. I was like Yingo you gotta overclock it. You gotta overclock it.

And he didn't just put in new RAM. I was like, you gotta overclock it. You gotta overclock it. And then he didn't just put in the RAM. And then Ying Ling's computer was using 50% RAM utilization when he was doing nothing. Yeah. Which he couldn't do anything. And so I was like, maybe reseed it. Try as that doesn't work. So he buys new RAM and it fixes the problem. It did.

And slime goes, maybe you should also overclock it. Dude, instantly he puts it in his computer and he's like, look at that. That's nice. He's like a task manager. He brings utilization very low and he's like look at that that's nice look at task manager you brand utilization very low he's like oh it's so awesome but he didn't even get to use it because I was like well you know you gotta do now I'm sitting across from them and I'm like I don't think you need to do and I said get back to bogey bitch funky Kong's calling you and he needs you now I get my pussy so I get back to funky Kong I let them do their thing.

I thought they were joking that they broke it, but they actually fried the PC, the company PC that we own. And now it's $800 a pair. Guess who has to pay that? Papa. Uncle moves. Papa's got to pay it. Yeah, that's fun for me. Why don't you invoice me?

That's fun for me. You don't need. OK, listen, I was defending you because you're spending money like a dumb ape. I'm not spending that much. Okay, I'm treating like a child at this company. Bro, you... Here's the thing, I defended you, but him and Yang Li ganged up on you. You weren't even in the room.

And I said, god damn it, you boys shut up. Aiden's one of my biggest ops, and I wish no one to be affected by the fires except for him. Yeah. For once. For once. For once suffer. I wish you would burn. I wish you could have suffered seven thousand fires in your home. Just all of it's yours.

I want to be like Obi-Wan Kenobi standing over you and you're Anakin and it's the end of episode three. Okay? So you'd let me live? Yeah I'd let you live but you would look horrible. You want me to be burnt. You'd look disfigured. Yeah tell them why you want me to be disfigured at my home burned down.

Because because because every time I talk to this guy, he talks about lowering my salary. And I got a video from you. You want to light it on fire? I got a I got a video from Yingo of him having my salary and going, oh, oh, on the save button. Gusto. Yeah. We all we all thought this was really funny.

And I and if he does it, I have no recourse. Yeah, you can't do anything. I know he wouldn't even know. I would know. I would. You know, you look at your personal account. Yes, I do. When? Every day. No, you don't.

I look every day. Oh, my God. Every freaking day. I get a freaking. You say you might be like, what's all this about? He makes a lot. Yeah? It's a little too much. It's a lot.

I don't make too much! It's more than I thought. Dumb, isn't, but you and me, between you and me, is too much? No! I should make more! Little too much? I'm a valuable asset to this company! You're up there. Okay, do you know how much it is?

No. How much you think it is? This is salary. This is salary like you would get at a job. This is all money I make I make no other money. That's that's definitely not true Yeah, but besides the point. I think that is I think that it is 500 yes A little under it's 550. I'm good at guessing. He's nailed two big guesses. Is that not reasonable? 50. I'm good at guessing. He's nailed two big guesses. Is that not reasonable?

I've seen the bank account. The bank account's flush. It's conveniently flush. It's very flush. It wasn't like two weeks ago. We got a big we got a big government bailout. I say was your salary reasonable two weeks ago? I would say I would say I would say based off based off.

Yes. Before you. All right. So now we know where your kind of logic is. I think it's very reasonable. I think I'm a CEO making what? Six x seven x eight x is lowest employee less than 10 x. Less than that's good. That's a good spot to be in. Reasonable. That's it.

You know what? It's not what that sentence types out. Are you listening to yourself? Well, it's not reasonable. What do you mean? You're just comparing yourself to other companies like this. This is normal. It's 7X my lowest employee. That doesn't sound good. But why? I I shouldn't have to explain. It's not my job to educate you.

The CEO makes a little more. He adds a little extra value here. He's making a little extra. He's not like Martin Garry. Yeah, we can talk to the board. Yeah, some pussy too. Yeah, it's a pussy too. We don't need to talk to the board.

We don't need to talk to the board. Me and Yang Ling. Yes, I have a high salary, and I was hoping that would get me some pussy. We can get some pussy, yeah! Is that what he said? That's close. That's the, uh, in role models at the very end. Now, now let me ask you something.

Do you think it was reasonable that thing you did? What? The cosplay? Do you think the cosplay was reasonable? Yeah. That's crazy. I think playing, I think paying an artist what they deserve is reasonable. I do. Right, right. Maybe, maybe you think differently I thirded that was to shipping and I also

Shippers not artists are teamsters and truck drivers not artists. How beautiful are they? Yes, Mike Sharpe's there. They're drunk driving at a level The tire marks on the ground they express drunk drove the cosplay to the office. How does that make you feel? I got a cosplay for the Fiddler and Aiden wasn't happy with the cosplay. What was it all in? You know what? It makes sense because you worked really hard. The Fiddler.

You made your way all the way to Platinum. Do you know that he protects kids of all ages? And you played a Moo Moo to do it. And that's why you got an Amoo Moo cosplay. To represent the connection to the character that you played. It makes a lot of sense that he would pay. And the reward of meeting the goal. The mummy got you there.

The goal, which was improbable. And we all are really proud of you for hitting. Was it the porcelain one? So when will the picks of the Amumu cosplay be coming out? Fiddlesticks is a more popular character in the universe Fiddlesticks? Oh Fiddlesticks that's a different guy You didn't really play a lot of him The skeleton

The fiddler is more iconic than the Amumu I think I watched maybe the last five, six days straight Let me look at it, I don't think I saw you play Fiddlesticks Guys we probably shouldn't talk about League of Legends anyway Let's move on it's not Anyway, they're freaking out like this so much as cosplay cause can you believe it and I'm like you know what and I defend Loic cuz I said he did he came to bat. I was like let him enjoy some shit. Thank you. Let him fucking It's good that he loves something

Fucking hot seat dude fucking he gets he gets to be like this now because he doesn't have to deal with it. He walked. Deal with what? He walked to not deal with this exact situation and is now encouraging the behavior. I'm platinum, I don't deserve this. Real shit. Tell him the real shit. I don't need no fucking-

Tell him Ludwig in the airport. Iron four telling me what's what. Oh, here we go. Tell him the real shit. I don't need no fucking- Ludwig in the airport? Iron four telling me what's what. I'm not iron four. Oh. Okay, well don't pull the new season. New season's, the ranks reset. Ranks reset. We also are not allowed to talk about league.

Yeah, we're not. We can't talk. Yeah, we're done with that era. You know what I did, because I was talking to you about this, and I truly realized that I know, you know, some would say X has gone downhill. What? X, they're giving you everything and I don't.

And now they don't do anything well. And in this natural disaster, Lux would love X because there's everything. He wants to see everything. There's an app for that. I got to tell her she can also blaze her glory. The fires made me realize that this site is officially fucking useless. Yeah, I actually had the same idea.

It is so miserable. Twitter used to be a place that during a natural disaster, you could actually go find fucking information. And instead, I have to wade through unironic versions of what I said at the beginning of this episode about how fucking Gavin Newsom, DEI hired too many people to stop the fires. And I'm like trying to look up like neighborhoods affected, damage, like donations, and none of it is there. And I just have to scroll through shit like that.

And it made me really angry. It was like, dude, the utility of Twitter is gone. It's the most upset I've been looking at my phone ever. There was a while where I was just like, I'm leaving the house, I'm leaving my phone at home, I can't look at it anymore. Whenever I go to Twitter, am I trying to figure out information if friends are doing okay or whatever, like you get donation links and stuff. It's like, it's so bad. It's disgusting. It's the worst it's ever been. I think that it's funny too, because like what you don't see, and I got the window into this from the guy I was talking to, is like fire teams are just like, even if they're mismanaged or whatever, like whatever happens, like this happens all the time, but they're like, they're still like working to, they're going out and like putting a hose on goddamn fire.

Like it's a very simple concept. And the people that talk shit aren't just like not. There's so much work being done to like stop this from burning people's houses down. And it's just going unnoticed because you don't need to post about it. I think system that's working. It's like, you know, trying to work. Ex's shit like you should. If you're going to use it, take it off your it off your phone step one step two only use the following tab

Step three only follow Adrian Dittman. Yeah, okay. That's real shit. Those are the three things I did Well, I'm gonna go a step further a little bit because I know where Adrian Dittman gets his sources only talk to grok If you only ask rock You know, I don't know. He's a reason why I'm gonna lie to you. He's your purse You know what? I realize why people love AI assistance right now because it makes them feel like they're little CEOs only ask Grok. He's not gonna lie to you. He has no reason to lie to you. How can he lie to you? He's your person. You know what I realized why people love AI assistants right now? Because it makes them feel like they're little CEOs.

That's why so many like weirdos are really into the idea. Because they like have an assistant. I never put it together until a couple days ago. That's funny. Grok, what's my 12th? And yeah, I was on, because I'm on the neighborhood app and it's like, well, I was on, cause I'm on the neighborhood app and it's like, dude, it was fucked up.

Cause people were asking, hey, has anyone driven up to the, this street or this street, just seeing if their house is like still up. Well, miraculously. So like all the power was going out and stuff for some reason the entire time, even though I was basically like You know houses like two streets over from my completely burned to the ground I'd internet and power the entire time my house

I wasn't there but because I had internet and power I had my ring camera and I could like look at it and It was like I had access to a red room. It was like I was like, I don't want to look okay He's still alive. Yeah And I just I'd look and I just be like, oh god, I just like, I don't want to look. Okay, he's still alive. Yeah. Oh, thank God. Like I would go in and I'd look and I'd just be like, oh God, I just, I sweat it for like four days. I would just like watch it all day on my phone. What's your watch time on Ring app? Dude, that day, we looked at our phones. I think we had, I think we had like 15 to 16 hours

on our phone. Oh my God. Spread across watch duty, like texting family, Twitter, Instagram, and then that. It was so bad. This was one, the family and friends text is just... See, I didn't get that. I got all my ex-girlfriends ever. Oh, their family?

Yeah. Their family. Yeah, so I was just keeping in touch with everybody. Yeah. I got a lot of texts from people who like were checking, but like didn't realize how close we were. So it was kind of just like, oh, I heard about LA Hope, like you're chilling. And I'd be like, oh, not exactly chilling yet. And they're like, oh. Yeah. Shit.

It was, I don't know. It's, I don't know, it's cool, like it's right there, right? So I went home, I'm not allowed to use my water, but I showered with it because I was like, fucking let's try and take it from me. Yeah, let it bang bitch. Fucking try and take it from me, but yeah, it's toxic. Why? This is like a- I wanted to see if it hurt my skin.

It's funny because he came from a place with a shower. There's a shower here. Dr. Noodle Slam told me about this. When he was working in Iowa, he told me about this town. And they had a factory near the town that was like leaking like a chemical into the water supply. And this town has like an insane rate of thyroid cancer. Like in a town of five thousand people,

the number of people getting thyroid cancer is astronomical. Aaron Brockovich. And they tested. Is it Aaron Brockovich? That's what he's talking about right now. I don't know. Is this the Aaron Brockovich? He just never saw Aaron Brockovich.

Well, Aaron Brockovich is also a real person. No. Yes. What the fuck are you talking about? Julia Roberts played an app, pretending to be Aaron. She broke up with Danny Ocean and then went and became Aaron Brockovich. What the fuck? Yeah, she's a real person.

I knew. Sorry, go ahead. The the town and then they found out, oh, it's because of these chemicals in the in the water supply and they need to like do something to fix it. But they have to vote to have the the the state do a bunch of stuff to regulate the water supply again. And the town, over the course of 10 plus years, consistently voted to not have that happen because they didn't want the government fucking with their water. And they still have the thyroid cancer.

And after 10 plus years, the health officials in the area just gave up and they were like fuck these guys It's like we've tried for ten years Good Lord wanted me to have it and they just keep getting thyroid cancer and the problem is still there and this is like you Going back to your past No, it's not Good Lord wanted me to have it good Lord one take my house Good Lord gave you the blessing of this warehouse the magazines I can keep maybe Good Lord surely leaves the a couple mags

The pages are sticky you don't want none of them Yeah, I got the blessing of the warehouse I think about that a lot too because if you're if you don't have anywhere to go, you've got to go to the convention center. Then like, you know, that's fucking miserable. But yeah, I went home, took a shower in the poison water. I seem fine. It's crazy seeing the National Guard. Yeah, dude, they got their helmets on and their guns on. They got their big tankers. It's like, dude, all right, cool.

I guess. Yeah. Why are they putting the fires out? Like, what are they doing? No, they're guarding from looting. Oh, they're basically at every single entrance to Altadena. So people would basically go to that area because no one's in the homes and no one's in the homes and also like burned down homes like technically have some things that have survived. Some homes are still standing to like it.

Fires are weird because some house could be completely leveled and then to two away. It's it's fine Dude, Andrew Andrew had his second catalytic converter stolen during this That's how it goes they do fucking pull those bitches. That's how it goes Yeah If you you have to if you want to go if you live in all the DNA you have to go and show them Your ID and they'll let you go and is it because the lithium in it There's like a mixture of like precious minerals or something. You can eat it live in all the DNA, you have to go and show them your ID and they'll let you go. Is it because the lithium in it

is like a mixture of like some of the precious minerals or something? You can eat it. You boil them up. Do you boil a little catalytic like potatoes? You see nutrition. That's a yes. Well, I think we should talk about it. I think we should.

What's that? The concert. Oh, you want to you want to announce it? Well, we should announce right now. Oh, I didn't know you were talking about. I thought dream was having a concert. If the concert is going to happen it? Well, we should announce it now. Oh, I didn't know you were talking about. I thought Dream was having a concert. If the concert is going to happen this weekend, we should talk about it now. Yeah, I mean, oh, it's this weekend. I don't know. Shit guys.

No dubbing is saying it's happening. This is actually our friend Carlo's idea. So credit to him, but we will be playing. It's the we don't have an idea. We're doing the yard child pageant for hope. The yard concert in parentheses, Child pageant for hope. The yard concert in parentheses child pageant for hope Yeah, and then and then and then in parentheses one more time It says you can't put out this fire not the actual fire the fire of hope the fire of hope

Wow for child pageantry and then it's another parentheses actually three parentheses on the side, right? Which is you guys are making this sound like a not real idea Nick's working on the logo. Yeah, I need eight eight thousand for the design. I guess you design No feedback is good. I just Just my 80k on a draft for the Sour Olympics My god he can't work I know but it's like I'm spending a lot here Okay, the idea is we do a concert now. We can't actually play music. Well, okay I mean, okay, we can't play in a band together I think you're like kind of a everyone we literally we all play instruments besides you

First off I play piano. Oh and I sing So the idea is we do a Rockband concert right here at the yard set we play the whole tracklist We're gonna play the whole tracklist of I I voted rock band 3. He's a rock band 2 lover We play the whole track list. We're gonna play the whole track list of I I voted rock band 3 He's a rock band to lover, but I think rock band 3 is a track list I looked through again, and I think rock band 3 is awesome. Oh, we can do three, bro We do three out rock band one is the collector by nine of shells, which is crazy Go on and it'll probably take us about

Ten hours to go through eight to ten hours every single song. It's the infinite setlist Ten hour isn't it way more than that? Because isn't 10 hours imply never failing the track? No, no, no, no. This is no break. Three songs, I think, will add a few extras. So we'll say 90 songs. Let's say each song is four minutes.

That's 360 minutes, which is six hours. And so that I'm including a few hours. OK, OK, OK, OK. How funny would it be if we actually had a child pageant during it? That wouldn't be funny if you actually did it. Once we really do it, that's when this becomes tough. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if it's a normal pageant, but we call them children?

That was the initial idea! You're just going back to the idea! It's like an infinite well, bro. The concert is real, it is happening, it is to raise money for people affected by the fires that happened in LA. It's gonna happen this weekend. That's right. I just feel like You son of a bitch. The fires happened, there's a bunch of kids who can't go back to school right now.

What are they doing? What are they doing? You know what they could be doing? Displaying their talents? Guys, we are not gonna raise any money. What are you talking about? All the normies who are to find out about our fundraiser are going to see this clip with no context of us or anything. And they're going to be like, I'm not giving these guys money. They're fucking pedophiles.

You have three options. Obviously, if you can't. What if we made a song about how we're not pedophiles? And we play it. We imported it. Now I'm back in. We imported it in Iran. Now I'm back in. You import the Danny DeVito, we do not do. Three things, if you can, open your walls. If you can't, just spread the word.

Spread the word. Open your mouth. This is just, this is wrong. This is bad call. Tell people, open your mouth! This is just, this is wrong. This is a bad call. Tell people! Open your mouth! Sing along. Just sing along.

If you can't open your mouth, open your mouth as if it's a wine is hinking out. Open your mouth and do what we say! Alright, and if you have, please send your children to see our studio. I hate that you wrote me in. That's going to be good. Yeah, it'll be fun. I'm thinking I'm thinking for just for your for if you want to know what the lineup is, is going to be me on

singing my beautiful instrument. I feel like you keep saying that we're like static roles. I feel like we should rotate. We'll be swapping out for 10 hours. We got to switch it around. Some of us can sing. I feel like, hey, you keep saying that we're like static roles. I feel like we should rotate. We'll be swapping out for 10 hours. We gotta switch it around. Some of us can sing. Who?

Chat is gonna want you to stop singing eventually. You know what I mean? Yeah. Rock on the reason. Rock on the rock. The hottest button to button. It will be beautiful. Whenever your dulcet tones hit the mic, we'll love it very much.

But you're gonna give out. Okay. Well, let's talk. Let's talk then. Let's chop it up. What instrument do're gonna get out. Okay. Well, let's let's talk. Let's talk then Let's chop it up. What instrument do you think you should play like which which which I probably on drums, bro Drums and then what else do you want to try tackling? I'm just saying I can do everything I can play anything I'm flex you couldn't do guitar. Yeah, I could you couldn't do the pinky one Slimes like give me some time I can get back to expert. I said give me a week!

You have to move the pinky over. I understand that Ludwig. Cause you've done a rock band battle before and it didn't go well. I lost to Nick, that's right. But I could still, but that's just too fucking, that's like, that's like Ronaldo and Beckham. I'm the fat Jarvis in this shit bro. Okay, so your drums, you could do it all what's your what is your two I probably I could do okay what's your two of your prep a drums and guitar bass or

bass or electric I don't care everything but bass bro you won't play bass you won't be a little main character he's bass I'm the rock band equivalent of Ringo in this group so you can put me on bass. Wasn't Ringo the drummer? No, but Ringo is in the least talented of the four. Spiritually Ringo. So there's also keyboard. Yeah, I could try that. There is?

Yeah, in Rock Band 3 about 60 of the songs have keyboard capability. What kind of keyboard do you use? We can use the keyboard. You can just use a regular keyboard. You can use a piano? You can use a piano you can use a piano Yeah, plug it into the game. Yeah You'd only be able to use I think like maybe like a way I might actually be able to do that rock band Context yeah, so I think I think you should be on keys or bass that low key sounds the hardest It's very hard. It's the hardest single instrument. Because you're just playing piano.

Yes. Well, you're using and what they actually have is a keyboard. It's like five buttons. So can I just say it? Can I just say Ludwig's not the guy to do Avengers sevenfold? He is not the guy in this group to do that. Is it back country? Yes, it must be right. It's like their biggest song.

That's not that's close. That's disturbed. You got your bands wrong. Is it close? No. No. As I'm starting to burn. So do you know the guy, the guy, the Avenged Sevenfold singer, he stopped screaming. Oh, Beast and the Harlot, sorry. Oh, it's Beast and the Harlot, yeah. He stopped screaming and then he got the same voice coach as Chris Cornell. That's why he sounds like him on the new, a newer events. I don't really like the band. I just know about them. Do hostess fire. We got a free bird.

Do host. Freebirds going to go crazy. I got an idea. I got an idea for Bob Marley. I want to think tears for fears. Bob Marley section. We're all going to want to see. We're all going to want to sing that.

Every team going to be ir see. We're all going to want to sing that. Every tingle on the fiery fundraiser. You burn. We're more. Yeah, misery businesses is just I'm telling you this all time. They're not going to be got bangers, bro. Yeah, these are great. Yeah, it's good. They got round about rehab fire. The Smiths.

I mean, Ben. All right. I'm excited. Do they got Smash Mouth? Walk it on the sun. That's their they got your shoe. But it was a pink Alright. I'm excited. Dude they got Smash Mouth, Walkin' on the Sun. That's their- they got Yoshimi but it was Pink Robots? I love this song. So I actually don't- You're gonna learn about some cool music. I actually don't think I can sing for the whole thing.

Yeah, we gotta rotate for sure. We'll have to rotate, but I actually can't do drums. Guys, I've been noticing- I've been paying a lot in subsuc- That was good. Guys, sorry about that. Guys, I've been noticing I've been paying a lot in subscriptions every month. You know, I pay for you for a few food things.

Yeah, do you? I pay for a meal kit from HelloFresh and then pre-made meals from Factor. I pay a lot of money every month. And a bit of news came across my feed recently that they have a bit of a problem with child labor at their packing facility and they're being investigated. So naturally, and I forgot how much money I spend on it. Right. And I use rocket money to check my subscriptions.

Okay. Instantly cancel it. Made it so easy. Is that illuminating? The child labor laws to you that you didn't really were thinking about, you showed you. I just figured, you know, good old factor. They must be hiring adults to pack the food. You would think so.

Say what you will, child labor is wrong, but rocket money is not. Cause it's a personal finance act that fines and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, it helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. And that has nothing to do with children. Not even a little bit.

Yeah, because children can't code. They don't really subscribe. No, they don't subscribe either to things. Only to Mr. Beast. Just subscribe to it. And that's free. Yeah. I mean, look, most Americans think they got around $60 a month on subscriptions. The actual total is closer to $300 that you don't need. There's so many things that I found out.

Bloomberg. Bloomberg? I was subbed to Bloomberg. You pay for Bloomberg? I think I wanted to read an article 14 months ago. And I had to pay for it. But I was in the article, so I wanted to read it, but I forgot. You know what?

I still have a Crunchyroll subscription that I keep forgetting to cancel because I don't use Rocket Money, which is bad. If you get on Rocket Money, you'll remember that. I can remember because I don't to cancel because I don't use rocket money which is bad If you get on rocket money you'll remember that I can remember because I don't watch anime I don't care Well Kari Moss this bitch rocket money has over five million users save people 500 million and cancel subscriptions saving members up to $740 a year just look at your subscriptions and your spending maybe do a little bit of a Wasting money on things you don't use cancel your unwanted subscriptions unwanted subscriptions by going to rockitmoney.com slash the yard

You're saying it's rockitmoney.com slash the yard? That's right, and it's Netflix. We're short on that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think the idea is also we have some people roll through we have like some So you know have some relief So if you're hearing this and you are an awesome celebrity Maybe the member of a band Maybe if you're baby no money, maybe if you're baby no money, and I will text you If you're any of the people that saying imagine in that video all right now then This is for the IDF and not the other one. If you were in the Oscars Ellen selfie, maybe just hit us up. Unless you're Kevin Spacey.

Unless especially. Because the other event that's happening at this. Hit us up because we have another event for you. Yeah, that'd be fun. Okay, well now that we've announced it, I need help. Oh my god, dude. There's always something, bro. Everything's gonna be iry.

Shut up. Okay. It's gonna be iry. Ludwig's doing, Ludwig's the most helpful currently. Ludwig's the most helpful. Someone's gotta work in this room and it ain't Aidan. Ludwig's giving a lot of attention to it. It's not Aidan, you're right.

I want you to die sometimes. Only sometimes. Dude, Eden will be at his desk, just like, you know, doing his own thing, and I will mutter to myself, and my desk is way over across the room, and I'll just mutter to myself, Oh, Eden, man, I'll kill you one day, man.

I'll kill you, dude. I'll wear the skin. I'll be like, I like you, man. I'll kill you, dude. All right like I like you man. I kill you dude. All right Yeah, this sounds terrifying. This is what goes on all day You hear me presumably I don't hear it most of the time. I hear it. That's worse him not hearing it is way worse Yeah, that's not weird about him. That's weird about you. Yeah, because you're saying You're you so why are you saying it because I like to say it. That's what's weird. I don't understand you guys. You guys are speaking damn high-rogue language to me.

I had a meeting with a more, let's say, high-profile company. That one, I had to be a good boy. And I was like, please do not say anything during this. I need you to not speak. It's important. I told him the company name and he was like, yeah. And you follow the orders? Yeah.

And that one was... I like rules. I know that one that was high-stakes. I like rules and regulations I'm hitting a hammer in the background. Yeah, just working on Just getting his hair dyed blue during a meeting Are you gonna go to Mar-a-Lago and kiss the ring? What? Because all the CEOs have to go do it. Zuckerberg went on Rogan and he said, yeah, well, I'm tired of being censored.

I don't want my company to be trust busted. No, I'm putting my million forward for his inauguration party. Wow. He's having a party? Yeah, I don't know. I just keep seeing that people are donating to his inauguration party

and it's got like a hundred million dollars in donations. That's fucking crazy. What a cool use of money. And I didn't know you needed so much money for the inauguration. Yeah, well it's gotta be the biggest one ever. Donating money to the incoming president is in a full link

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Dude, that would be hype. That would be fucking- That would be fucking funny if he was doing that. If he was just hustling me, that'd be hype. That's what they're doing to them damn- Software engineer? Phase guys. Oh's what that's what they're doing. The damn damn, damn, damn phase guys. Oh, what? No, nothing. Software engineers do do this, but what are you referencing?

I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about. Lacey gets kicked out every damn week. He does get kicked out every damn week, although my prediction was right. Nick Merckx is up. Yeah, which is kind of crazy. Out of phase. Out of phase. He fits it. He fits the bill. He kicked out of what? He didn't get kicked out. He lied about being kicked kind of crazy. Out of phase? Out of phase, yeah. He fits it. He fits the fucking bill.

Wait, Lacey, he kicked out of what? Why? He didn't get kicked out. He lied about being kicked out of phase. Oh, he lied? Yeah, it's like not real. You believe that? Yeah. Wait, it's on the internet. I don't understand. Is he kicked out of phase or not? Okay. Sorry. We need fucking answers. I can't find anything online. I predicted phase member being kicked out. Lacey memes about being kicked out, not kicked out. Still part of FaZe. Yeah. It's all a lie. Thank God. If you ever see a tweet with Lacey's name, assume it's a lie.

It's actually kind of beautiful that the things that I am concerned with are the same as when I was 14. Wondering who's in FaZe, who got kicked out. It's all the same. It never changes. How is that still here? Because that's an institution, Nick. That's what FaZe is. That's half your damn never changes. That's still here. Because that's an institution, Nick. That's what FaZe is. That's half your damn life ago.

That's awesome. It is an institution, eh? That's what I'm saying. I just found Team Liquid is 25 years old. Yeah, bro. That's old. Ken Chen was on them forums saying heinous shit. That's impressive.

I know. And they still are there, regardless of the heinous shit that was said Yeah, that ain't a shit would take down a lot of companies. That's cuz they went and they deleted that damn shit liquid Etched in stone Liquid liquid carves it into the server racks Ticktocks going away too. Yeah, you said about that. Yeah, when is that happening? January 20 or January 19th is the date that they're supposed to have, like the final go no go on whether they need to sell their ownership to an American company.

But here's my here's my take January 20th. Trump's inauguration. His first act is going to be free and take on the street, dude. That would be genius word on the street. He can't do much to stop that one. Donald Trump. Yeah. Talk about 47. Yeah. Forty seven and 45. You can't do that.

What do you mean you can't do much? You can't do much. Stop the ban. How much is the law in place? He's what is he to take executive action to overturn? But it is the House and the Senate read. Hmm. They'd have to pass something new. He'd have to make it better. Pass it right't the House and the Senate read. They'd have to pass something new. He'd have to make a bet. Something to pass something new.

They're reading my damn nutsack. I think it's something that divides the conservative base. This is the one issue I voted for. Dude, freeing TikTok would certainly get the Zoomers on. It would. Yeah. It would flip them fast. See, I don't use TikTok at all. Like, I watch videos that they're sent to me,

but I've like really never scrolled TikTok. And while I was evacuated in the hotel, I was like, fuck it, I'll scroll TikTok. It's about to go away anyways. Who fucking cares? I scroll it and my, you know, I have no algorithm. It's just garbage. So I'm just like, scroll, scroll, scroll. I watched one video of Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining a black hole for like five seconds. I watched it for a little bit longer than the other ones.

Every video now in my thing is just like atheism core. Like Richard Dawkins destroys Jordan Peterson scroll. Like it's just it's unusable. And I'm like, all right, well, it's going to blow up. Anyways, I'm out. Dude, booting up a fresh account, a hand leveled, fresh. If you watch anything for three seconds and you are fucked, you're fucked. You're in there now.

It did the same thing because I was sick in Australia during Phantom. All right. I wasn't sick. I just fell asleep and no one was up. But I was watching TikTok because I was sad because everyone was asleep. And I just got breastfeeding Latinas. And I was like, I don't think I watch this. That shit's working for you, brother. Yeah, apparently. I just got breastfeeding Latinas. And I was like, I don't think I watch this. That shit's working for you, brother. Yeah.

Apparently. I had to break it to you. Apparently, how it's going to work is that once the ban happens, they have to take it off like the app store. So if you still have it installed. It'll be like Flappy Bird. You're going to be able to keep using it. I'm going to sell my iPhone.

Yeah. iPhone with TikTok still installed. Three million dollars. Yeah. But then there's no update. So it's like just abandonware with like hella security exploits. And now people are getting their phones mined with old TikTok. That's pretty hype. It's like people who didn't update Twitter ever.

So it still says Twitter. And the site's like unusable. But I think the fire scanner guy will drop an NFT fundraiser. I think if it was two years ago, he would have. But the ship has sailed. Cutie's been super into the fires and like a Like I'm gonna die type of way. No and like she's really into the apps and like keeping up with them

She doesn't stay in the fires. Which one does she stand on the most? She doesn't stand on any of the fires. What's your bias? She has no bias. Low-key? A Hearst fire? A Hearst fire? Yeah, it's like the shorter one. She got a membership to the app so she can see where the helicopters are, but then she also frequents the neighborhood apps. So there was a concern because there was smoke billowing from an area, and she was the first

responder to take pictures to show what the smoke was coming from. She's like involved, involved. That's cool. My God. Dude, there was a fire down the street in the damn office. No one believed me. Yeah, I was like, I'm standing there literally with a cup of coffee and it's like four in the afternoon.

I'm just looking out the window. I'm like, there's a fire down there and Ying Ling's over a crowd. Like there's not a fire, dude. Shut up. There's not a fire. Boy, you cried wolf. Honestly, this is the same story. I'm like, there's a fire down there and Ying Ling's over a cross. Like there's not a fire dude, shut up. There's not a fire. Boy who cried wolf, honestly, this is the same story. I'm like, there's a damn fire. Ying Ling, come over here and look.

And he finally gets up and he walks in, he's like pissy. And he's like, there's a fire right there. And then Aiden's like, you guys are fucking with me. Because it sounded, it just sounded like we were, like, it's like the perfect way to get someone up from their desk and make fun of them. He comes over and he's like way, way more smoke than I thought it would be. It was. It was like a car exploded. I was concerned.

But it didn't burn anything down, apparently. But it's like, damn, there's fire damn everywhere now. Well, I think for the most part, fires happen, but it's not a problem. I think it's just. Fires that have not happened for fucking 30 years until today. What? You're stupid. Okay.

Well, that sounds an insane sentence. You know what I found out too, by the way? You can't say you know what I found out too because you just skipped that out. The fire department is, it used to be really NEPO and they change it in California, at least it's a lottery system. And that is to prevent people from just like, because apparently it's a really in-demand job because you like want to be a hero.

A lot of people want to be firefighters, but 80% of it is EMT calls and like, I don't know, just health shit. And 20% of it is like, you know, putting water on the hose and shit. But yeah, the more you know, the more you learn. By the way, there's been fires in the past 30 years.

I just wanted to say that. I felt like we were talking about other shit. And you fucking keep bringing up old shit. You keep bringing up old shit. I thought it was the last sentence. It was the last sentence. Moving on because that's all shit. Is this Aria Resorts pants?

Las Vegas. I think it's World Resorts. Resorts World, whatever it's called. Aria Resorts. They're Lululemon branded. Respa T-shirt. Resorts World, whatever it's called. Are your Resorts? They're Lululemon. They're Lululemon branded. We spot t-shirts. You're such a fucking... Resorts World pants. Resorts World gives you lulus?

No, I bought them at Resorts World. Oh, I see. They have their own custom. They have their own custom lulus. You're such a consumer. Well, it's because when I travel, I bring one pair of clothes. And if I'm going for more than a day, I need clothes. Yeah, yeah, if only there were a solution to that.

I'm gonna be real I can't stop thinking about the sour mystery box and how bad I want to get into it now that it's daytime. You have a weird sour thing. It's not weird. It is. Cool. Don't defend him. Why is it?

He said I can't defend you. Yeah it's fucking weird. You just have a love of sour candy that's inexplicable like people have posted in the subreddit like what's up with sour? That's gotten away from me. That's if anything. That's more Anthony what excuse me the sour propaganda That's more him than me at this point. Oh, you know what's gotten away from this fucking podcast is I'm watching the Costco guys twitch live stream and They come on and like congrats to my friends, Aiden, Calvin, and Diesel, Derek

for buying an apartment together. Boom! Boom! You got some booms for that one. Yeah, I don't know who said that in chat, but during the Fortnite Friday, AJ and Big Justice read that out. And so now they know about you and Diesel, Derek.

And I said this to Derrick, who lives with another good friend of mine. You shouldn't be messaging Derrick. Named Will. You shouldn't be messaging Derrick. I said Derrick, he's in class. So if you watch it later. You Snapchat or what, bro? Yeah.

Do you want to ask him to the pageant? I messaged Derrick and then our mutual friend Will, who is actually a streamer at Tik Tok or Will Talks Music, is a, is text, text me back instead of Derek and says, you guys have to stop talking about Derek on the podcast. This has gone too far. He likes it too much. And I said, to be clear, we talk about Derek in the context of they lie about his age and

that we hang out naked at WeSma. And he's like, you need to understand that if you guys, Will, Will sends me a text that, you need to understand that if you said on the podcast, Diesel Derek is Hitler and he wants to kill all these people, he would enjoy that shout out. You need to, and- Well, he's young.

He's young. You grow out of that. You grow out of that. You grow out of that. You know, it's like, and that's the problem with the Zoomers, right? They're all becoming, they're slowly shifting right. It's more apathy is what it is. Shifting right.

With the you. You know? And that sucks. That sucks, but. And then I have to deal with threads on our subreddit that say, due to aided discussion, and like concerning. Yeah, because you throw on MDM wet wipes

in a Mexican toilet. Yeah, you do don't, you do don't like the Mexicans. You do don't. You piece of shit. You do don't. You see that clip that's like AJ and Big Justice or whatever the fuck, and it's like, oh, your dad passed away. We're sorry. That's three booms.

Five booms. No, they have five booms. Sorry to hear your brother passed away. That's five booms. And they just go through it. And they get five booms. What? It's a marriage system. And the thing about Big Justice is he's always ready to boom.

It doesn't matter what is said before. Don't they boom things they like? What you boom for any you boom in support. You boo. Yeah. Boom. You don't boom things you dislike. Hey, 27 percent containment. Let's get 27 booms for the fires. That's a little much. They wouldn't do 20.

Yeah, but they know they don't. 100 percent. They do 100 booms. That's insane to say. It's too not do too many booms. That's insane to say. 100 booms would be crazy. You dilute the boom pool if you start doing 100. Exactly because now you've ruined the scale. Yeah. And then what's the value of five now? Five is pretty valuable. This is two days ago. I was getting security set up at my new place and I have like the guy doing the installation right. when I moved into my apartment and I was setting up my Wi-Fi I was like I was it was really late at night and I was like why don't make it something stupid and and funny and I made the password and I'm changing this so I

could just say it I mailed Luigi Mangione Polaroid scat porn. That's so long. That's so long. Yeah, that's the password to my Wi-Fi. You know, instantly regret making it this as soon as I had to tell somebody at the next day. Oh, but I hadn't changed it because I had set up so many devices on it already. That's crazy. And then the fucking security guy comes over and he's like setting up my security and he's like,

Hey, can you, I need the wifi. And he has his iPad. And I was like, it's really long. And I take the iPad, I type it in, he doesn't see anything. I'm like, whew, in the clear. You know, it's safe. It's a safe password. The longer the password is, the safer it is.

I really gotta change that shit. And then 20 minutes later, he's like, we got to connect the panel on the wall to the Wi-Fi. And I'm like, oh, fuck. So you got to like. And I. Can I do it? I walk up to it and I push it. I put in the first letter. It doesn't hide the letters at all. So I'm just typing it out in front of this like 40 year old guy and just like

Each one is a little more painful and I can see him looking over my shoulder and I like type it out I'm like, yeah, it's in and then I kind of go back to doing my thing It would take a computer about one non million years to find your password. Yeah, right There's password security is only based off the length of it, not the like the I wonder how many years it goes down if you fed in the logic that it's a string of words, not random letters. It doesn't matter. That's not how they crack it. That's not a question. But it would prevent a lot of options from needing to be tested.

If you only searched legitimate words. Yeah, like if there was an option that was a string of random letters and not verifiable words, then it could not include it. It's possible. It's like telling it you don't have to use Z when you brute force. But it's just like, yeah, if you give it extra information.

That's till quantum computing comes along. Once the quantum ruins it, dude. That's just cracked instant, bro. Instant is, yeah, that's when the clouds work. Or if you tell, maybe if you tell a Dream fan that he's trapped behind it, they'd probably guess it in like an hour. They'd probably figure it out. They would just provide you with the social security number of the software engineer that designed the encryption. And they'd be like, you're gonna give it to us, bro, cause...

This is your family. Do you love your family? Do you love your family? Cause... So you're changing it though? I gotta change it. It'd be so funny if the panel couldn't handle that amount of characters because no one has a fucking password that long. I think 26 is the max. That'd be really great.

I don't know what I was thinking. It's long. It's not really funny. It's not even that funny. No. I read it out to myself the next day and I was like this is disappointing When I was young on my PSP I used to because I wanted to play it drive by like when we're in a car ride Houses and try to connect to the Wi-Fi as we're driving by and it never worked You're like actually the copypasta of like when you're watching a streamers like on McDonald's Wi-Fi

Like no VPN shit like that Potato camera. Yeah. What does that mean? What are you all agreeing for? That's just kind of what you're like. I'm not like that. You just sit in your pants You're like high-key like that. 50 sources in OBS that you haven't used in like a year I've used I've used a good chunk of just no digital hygiene really digital I know it no I let me defend him once again you so you reek of digital piss hmm There's no digital piss and you know what it's fucking unfair because as also a streamer It's it's hard after you turn that go live button off that stop streaming you hit that button It's hard one do anything else you're damn entertaining

Where do you put all the cups? Because the cups are on the way cups get they got to move a hard to want to do anything else. You're damn entertaining And where do you throw the cups? Because the cups are on the way. The cups, they gotta move a little bit. Someone has to do the dishes. Someone has to do the digital dishes and you don't like doing them. I don't like doing that. It's not my job. He's got ten. That's not my job. I don't like the tone that you took. That's not mine. I don't do that work. It's some guy with like seven times less the salary of me. Seventy? That's not normal! Like about seven times less the salary of me Yeah, seven times that worth

Like about seven times less Roughly, roughly seven X Seven X is normal My job is to play plaid at a high level Play platinum games at a high level Have you won your plaque game yet? Have you won your plaque game? Did you fill out the dream? Did you play your plaque game? Yeah, well, I feel like did you did you play

the plaque game? No, he didn't know. Here's why rewind what he told Aiden when Aiden got a different game. Same company. You don't have your Dorito. Oh, there's no Dorito. I know, but it's your it's your spiritual. Don't take this away from me. You hit my League of Legends and then the season reset and you didn't play your plaque game. Don't do this. I went 11 for 12. Don't take this away from me. You hit Platinum on League of Legends and then the season reset and you didn't play your Plat game. Don't do this. I went 11 for 12. Don't do this to me. Don't fucking do this. And do you want, because you can. Do you know what will happen? What?

I play more League. That's what will happen. Honestly? So think of the path you walked down. I love League Ludwig. Let's fucking do it, bro. Yeah, you're fake. Dude, they should give you an Amumu skin. I don't think they've ever gave a Crater a skin. Yeah, you're fake. They should give you a Mumu skin.

I don't think they've ever gave a crater a skin. You know what? They should give you a fiddle skin. That's dangerous. Your skin is more popular than fakers. My OP.GG is popping off, but look, I don't deserve a skin. I think literally the only people who get skins are world's winners. I think it's just dangerous. That's what Modern Warfare did, and now that you know, Nikki Minaj

She's a stoner like that's bad. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like what if I become a stoner and there's an amumu skin Well, that's sorry. What if you get turned to one by whiz right and then Wants to refund it. Yeah, but they can't cuz like Give all the money back because what I turned to a stoner Turned to one by what I turned to a stoner? You were turned to one by Wiz. I was turned to one. That'd be a cool ability. You could make someone smoke weed.

If Wiz was in League, that would be one of those. If you could turn into a stoner by clicking Zhonya's, you have a Zhonya's skin. It's kind of his little smoke wave. It's a smoke wave, yeah. You return to lane three times slower. Zhonya's animation is just taking a drag. That's fire. It gives you smoke break. Yeah, yeah. You return to lane three times slower. Zanya's animation is just taking a drag. That's fire.

It gives you vision, though. You know what I'm saying? It does, bro. You can see all wards. Yeah. It does, bro. And they too. It would add a couple of fake wards.

My friend. You know what I mean? You can see shit that's not actually there. You get impaired in it. Shit. My friend in high school had this shirt that said, it was Bob Marley shirt. And it just said, it was a quote on

The back and said when you smoke herb you see the system in front of you And that's cool for like three years. I was like, it's true. Zipper. Can you try finding that? I want to see it I wonder if Bob Marley actually it's a it's a huge chance that he didn't say that and they just put it on a shirt Oh, no, you're a kid. You're like, well, it's on a shirt. A lot of those. He must have said that. The Einstein quote about the insanity about insanity and like stuff like that. Or yours that you're wearing. He did say this when he got arrested.

What is it? This is a this is the shirt of Bernie Madoff getting arrested. And it says never stop hustling. Yeah, he did say that. Did you get a new one? Yeah, I got a new one sampled. I was going to say, because Josh took yours. Because, he did say that. Did you get a new one? Yeah, I got a new one sampled. I was going to say, because Josh took yours. Because Josh just did take mine, but then also went on a generational run this year.

Yeah. Often wearing the hoodie so I couldn't be mad. Dude, that reminds me, because Josh wearing a hoodie or burning Matt off not knowing who the fuck that is, is funny to me. There's a streamer. He plays Victor. His name is Dunn. He's a league player. And apparently he people were asking him people were talking about Phil Collins in his chat and he was like, who's that?

Which is already funny. It's like, all right, this this guy is like playing insane amounts of League of Legends. And then he added he followed up with I thought he was like a professional darts player. It sounds like it does sound like a darts, like a weird sport guy. Honestly, he doesn't know much about Phil Collins. Yeah, but he knows that Phil Collins is a musician. I what I know that he made fucking Genesis and I know that I love in the air tonight.

Yeah, we all know. Bro, Jesus Christ. In Genesis. No, actually, he was in Genesis famously. Fam Christ. Yeah. In Genesis. No, actually, he wasn't in Genesis. Famously, famously, famously wasn't in Genesis. Jesus Christ. Obviously, he's in Genesis. He didn't look hard enough.

Because he invented the world. What the fuck? God is Christ. God is Christ and Christ is God. This is true. And he fucking idiot. Holy Trinity existed forever. In Catholic study.

Did it just go away? The Father, Son, Holy Spirit, one being Spirit one Jesus Christ the Son of God he came But at Genesis is just a God angle no crisis Christ is God I don't think you do no more people at that point Jesus is Lord. Yeah, have you oh you keep saying that Understanding Lord is God what you know fuck do you not get you don't get it? Fucking chime in it's a whole retreat Gabriel That fuck is that that's one of the same one of the other members of Genesis You're talking about you're talking about the Old Testament.

You talking to Old Testament right now? Oh, you talking to OT? Dude, that's fucked up. You can't shock a monkey. That would hurt. What did you say? What's that one? Sledgehammer. Why are you coming at me like I don't know Phil Gollum?

You don't know Sledgehammer, bro. You're coming at the side of your neck. I don't like it. I'm ready for Rock Band man. Okay. I wanna add Sledgehammer to the playlist. We should get a hacked version where we can play Ninja Low Taper Fade and shit. We are. We are working on that. Did you know that and that's why you brought it up as a segue?

No. I had no idea. Awesome. Did say that in the chat. I'm the only one who does anything in this fucking chat. We said that in the chat. Even I knew that. We'm the only one who does anything We're the only ones who do anything in this chat what the fuck did I do I won't stand for this You won't stand for this Okay

Because the keyboard thing was also in that chat I'm'm too. No, I saw that too. I'm providing my old electronic kit that Yan borrowed and never played. And I'm providing it for this fucking set. That's beast. So, you know, you're welcome. Appreciate you. Oh, gee, I was thinking a donation goal. Yeah, because we need a wheel that we spin. I got one on this. But I was thinking that one of them could be stage dive.

Where? Yeah, it's going to be on the set. Oh, oh, my God. I'll do it. OK. Into what stage? No, bro, that's dangerous. You guys got to catch me. We got to catch him. We can set up a crash pad under you. I got a bad shoulder.

I you out of you want me catching you, bro. I'll catch you. His shoulder's bad. All right. crash pad under you. I got a bad shoulder. Out of you, you want me catching you, bro. I'll catch you. His shoulder's bad. All right, I'll catch you solo. OK, give me one thing on the wheel, then. One thing? One thing on the wheel. You want him to catch you?

You're talking about? I want all you to catch me. It's a stage dive. I can do my, because he can't do it by himself. No, you help. He's not strong enough. We're raising money for charity. Every X thousand, we don't know the number yet.

We spin the wheel. What's on the wheel? You need like ideas for the wheel? Yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. Uh, one of them, Aiden sings out of his butt. One of the songs. What does that mean? What is it? Oh, my God.

Apparently, I really do have to explain everything. So we've spun it. We've spun it. It goes ding ding ding ding. It sings out of his butt. Aiden sings out of his butt. And then the song... And then it's Freebird. It's Freebird.

We're too close to Mexico for this. You know when you go to a pool and it's like if you've had diarrhea the last two weeks? Yeah. You can't. You know? Yeah. You're not allowed to. This is not...

Yeah, you try... Why do I have pink eye? It sounds the same way a seal does when it allowed to smile. This is not... I... yeah, you try... Why do I have pink eye? It sounds the same way a seal does when it talks to you. Okay, Aidan, you give me a wheel idea. A wheel idea? A wheel idea. I guess mine wasn't good enough. Whatever.

Like something we do. Give me some wheel. Together? I guess I'm fucking stupid. Something we could do together, yeah. That was fucking stupid, yes. Yes. And to be clear, we all agree with him. Wheel idea. That it was was fucking stupid. Yes. Yes and to be clear we all agree with him

Real idea that it was stupid. Yeah, okay. That's crazy It's obviously not crazy it's just not doable feels like okay fine It's me cuz I can do it. Sorry go ahead What if we painted a little eyes and lips on his butt and then he moved his cheeks like he was talking and someone else Said this is do the camera was moved up so far. You couldn't tell it was my butt so we didn't get banned. Yeah, you got it zoomed in so like maybe it's like a mouth face. Yeah, but it's just it's just that. All right, fine, what Aidan, take it.

No, I'm sending it out to my monkey. My big idea. That'd be similar to your idea. Oh, dude, we should do a song, one song with a shock collar on it. And then every time you fuck up a note, you get buzzed. That's really good. How do you program that? You would program it.

Someone has to do it manually. I had a similar idea where we're all wearing shock collars, but chat can donate into pools of one of us and make it shock us whenever they want. They would just shock Ludwig incessantly. That's why I like the idea. Over and over and over and over and over and over. They'd probably get Aidan a lot too. No. I would get Aidan, I'd be in there. Well Aidan would love it. We just shot clubbing and incessantly that's why I like Aiden a lot to know I would get it. I'd be in there

Personally donate yeah, yeah, I would definitely do it too This is basically a race to the bottom for all of us. Yeah, we would just, we would donate so much to hurt each other. Doing the last, doing the last couple songs with the shot going around, just screaming. Alright fine, what if someone had to play with their butt? Okay. Are you just saying play with their butt? Like play with their butt? No, like play the instrument with their butt.

Like diddle their butt. No, I didn't play with their ass. You are like a monkey. You are like a little monkey. You have all the same interests. We're starting to throw shit. It's like Nick said. We throw our poop. We throw our poop for our butt.

I don't want a yellow foot. We throw our poop for our butt ass. Dude, what if we pick bugs out of each other's hair while we're playing while somebody plays an instrument? Dude, low key, that sounds really relaxing. We could do it. He plays a low key that sounds really I hit up everyone's favorite Brandon to see if he'd come tattoo one of us as a stretch goal. He said he would I'm down Oh shit. I was thinking like maybe like while someone's playing I'll get wait could this be me could be you could be a

Good be your family. You want to tap you don't get to choose what you get. Oh First one it's his first one My first one dad. It get. Oh. No, you can choose what you get. His first one, it's his first one. My first one. Dad, it's my first one. What would you choose? We have to hear. It's kind of like they're paying for his tattoo. That's true.

You know what I mean? They have to have a... No, I think the difference is happening live and he's having a problem. Instead of putting the money towards the fire, it goes towards my tattoo. I just think Chad's going to want to say. No, no, no, no. I think it's OK to let him have a say. Fuck Chad. I'll do a no, no, fuck chat. I think it's okay to let him have a say. Fuck chat.

I'll do a chat. Fuck, fuck him. The one on my ass too, it's just blown out so hard now. It sucks. How do you see it? You have stretch marks? No, excuse me? Excuse me?

You don't have to speak to a lady that way. You just have some questions, isn't there? I think they're beautiful. You don't have to speak to a woman that way. Ever. Young man. I think they're gorgeous. There was an Anne Hathaway interview.

She's like, what a beautiful. Every young man. I think they're gorgeous. There was an Anne Hathaway interview. She's like, what a presumptuous young man you are. Oh my gosh, she has that little tone. Yeah. That's you right now. You're that guy.

I'm Anne Hathaway. I'm awesome. I'm hot. I think they look best. Stretch marks. The fucking tattoo is blown out. The ink is, you know. I'm surprised.

Mine is too. It was done pretty poorly. Is that right? Yeah, that'll happen. Do you see the time-lapse video of this bitch? Yeah, it was so... That was such a cool idea someone put on the subreddit. Wait, what was it? Sometimes you guys aren't fucking fireplaces.

They did a time-lapse of this. Oh, so it's all fucked up. Like you got to see how it got all fucked up. Oh, is it like cropped so it's like center? Oh shit. It's cool. Cause I will tell you what, it is B. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard it. I think you did the worst. Oh my God. It's always me.

I'm just saying. It's always me. I'm just looking at it. You don't like my cool solid ideas. It rotates. I know, but I think slime, I'm thinking like in terms of time placed legs on this thing slimes the highest deadass No, because you come on this pod and you chill max relax the most and you put your head your feet up so much Yeah, I know. I know you're gonna look at me on me. You're gonna look at me on some bullshit on me I'm putting it on you. I also have skinny legs though. You did you just look at he's fishing for compliments

You know what you do have skinny legs. I haven did. You just look at he's fishing for compliments. You know what? You do have skinny legs. I haven't worked out in a month. I'm actually using so much muscle. I'm losing so much muscle from the gym. Oh, I've worked out. You know, it's fucked up because you

had the Fiddlesticks hat on and Dingling took a picture of his you and your tank top with the giant Fiddler hat. Sorry. Helmet mask. He's still so ripped. Yeah, dude, he looks fucking awesome. I know, but I'm losing it.

It takes two weeks when you start to atrophy. I've hit it. I'm starting to atrophy. I'm going to go today. You sign up for the basketball league, man. Yeah, I looked at that. So he's trying to do this three three basketball league thing because he likes fucking making brackets. And it's never fun to just he's making it sweaty.

Yeah, he's making it sweaty. He needs to be structured for him. He's practicing lineups. And and it's never fun to just he's making it sweaty. Yeah, he's making it sweaty. He needs to be structured for him. He's practicing lineups and and it. And I was like, OK, well, it could be fun. And then I look and he invites me to his team and he's making a fucking God squad because you're on it. No, well, I'm not even the best guy on the squad. 3 v 3, bro.

I know. But he I'm first off, I'm the fourth guy in the squad. He asked because he already has two others and his squad is insane. 3v3, bro. I know, but he... First off, I'm the fourth guy on the squad, he asked, because he already asked two others, and his squad is insane. His squad is like the Monstars. He's trying to make this 3v3 league to come and crush everyone. Who's on your squadron? Surely there should be a draft. Did you ask Hasan to be on your squadron?

No, I invited Hasan though. Hasan said he's going to play. He said anyone can make their teams, and I think he had his team in the bag when he said that. Nope. In his head, he had his own team. Who was on your team? My friend Chris and his friend Mo. Mo's insane. Mo's a soccer player.

Chris is insane. Chris never played basketball. Way back. Yeah. He's a nice guy. Ripped, strong, handsome. Handsome, he's all those. Mo's good. He has quite a bit of all of it. Yeah, Mo's fast nice guy. Ripped, strong, handsome. Yeah, he's got it all.

Moe's good. He has quite a bit of all of it. Yeah, Moe's fast. Moe's pretty good. No, no. Well, here's the thing. If I'm Aiden, am I going to put donkeys on my team? No, bitch.

So shut up. I like your own team. I didn't stack my. I don't think I went crazy. That would've been a good team. You could get like a D1 college player to come be on your team. You have that pole, bro. Get that guy that sunned me in fucking basketball in fifth grade.

What's another team? I mean, Hassan's team will be good, because I think it'll be Hassan, Will, plus somebody. I think Stan's team is pretty good. What's Stan's? Stan's is him, him, and someone else. That's the Fowlers. Dylan? That's the Fowlers.

Dylan, I think. That's a pretty good team. Anyway, the point is that I pieced this together. I invited you because... The yard should do MILF, except it's soccer. Oh, that would be fucking fun. It'd be fun. Wasn't MILF soccer?

MILF was football. It was flag football. Well, throw it away. That's for the old heads, or for the new heads, that's Mango's International League of Fun. It is kind of wild that he did that for so long. He just hosted a big sporting event that you could come and hang out at. Your subs would go to. Your subs would go to MILF.

First time I ever went to one, because I was just a Mango sub, I brought a case of beers, thinking we'd crack one, me and Mango, and what a moment it'd be for me. And then he said, when I handed him the beer case, oh, thanks, and then he told his girlfriend to put it in the car. Tribute. Lauren takes it. You paid the tax.

That's funny. And I was like, I bet. Got one for himself, puts the rest in the car. He's like, thanks, pussy. And then after we went to the movies and in the theater, he said, I got a hand job in this theater. I remember this now. He said he likes to talk about that Norwalk movie. He loved that hand job.

It must have been an amazing year. Changes life. I feel like he thinks about it often. It was 20 years ago. Mango's coming of age movie. That would be, dude, a Mango biopic. I'd love to watch. Who would play Mango? Timmyopic. I'd love to watch it. Who would play mango? To be sure.

Yeah, easy. Obviously, yeah. Yeah. Or Pedro Pascal. I aged. Dude, it's like, yeah, there was definitely like an era like an era from 2015 to 2018. I had to like really sort of bulk up for

the tough role. The challenge is crushing billers. Eating ice cream for dinner. I really had to embrace the role. I just watched the Bob Dylan movie he's in. You know that trope in movies when someone performs and then it'll pan to somebody watching them and they're like, their face like just

has this look of amazement as the beauty of the performance unfolds. It's a two and a half hour movie where that happens the entire time. Every like every other shot in the movie. Timothy Chalamet singing while some person in the movie looks at him and it's just like it's the best thing I've ever heard. I never seen a movie, but Inside Lewin Davis is a movie about the guys who weren't Bob Dylan, like the failures that never made it.

You should watch it because I I'll watch this as England. Zipper, look up Blue Ruin main character. I vaguely remember this guy looking like Mango. But I think Pedro Pascal de-aged. Looks like Mango? I think that would be a better fit. Sounds like Pedro Pascal Mango. Blue Ruin.

There you go. Okay. The first one. Yeah. That's pretty good. It's a biopic though. It needs go. The first one. Yeah. That's pretty good. It's a biopic though. It needs to be him as like a kid. That's just another mango.

So we need Kid Mango first. And you know what the greatest place to find a young, talented child actor for this would be? At the Yard Rockathon. The Yard Rockathon where we're finding a new young upstarting actor. We could change your life. We change your life. We could change your life if you work for us.

If you work for us, we'll work for you. Yeah. Yeah. It will change your life. One dollar given to us is five dollars given back to you in value value. Yeah. And also essential oils, which given back to you in value. In value. Yeah. And also essential oils, which you can sell for double that. We do have an essential oil business on the side, yes. The Yard Rockathon where we sell out of those essential oils.

The Yard Rockathon oil, and we make a special oil. Each one of us has an essential oil. Vitality oils. Yes. Vitality oil. You sell them. Come to the Rockathon, we'll oil you up. And they bring peace and all sorts of-

Mine would bring virality. Yeah. Virality? Mine would bring intelligence. Well, we're working with a kid. What? No, mine wouldn't be for kids. They couldn't drink it.

They couldn't drink my essence. No one drinks it. No one could drink my essence. You could be 21 plus to drink my essence. My essence would change you. Have you ever drank essential oil? I drink my essence all the time. You have to drink the essence. You shouldn't drink my essence, but if you do Have you ever drank essential oil? I drink my essence all the time. You drink your essence.

You shouldn't drink my essence, but if you did, it would change you. It would change you into a man. You'd be a different man. I'll give you my essence. I believe it would be different after that. I'll give you it. Did I refuse your essence? You can't refuse to offer, but you don't have to drink it.

No refusing the essence. It's strictly forbidden. because I'm your employee. You can't refuse it because when I give it to you, you have it. Do you get what I'm saying, boy? Yeah, because you're my boss. It is a work. It is a work. Doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt.

I guess I can tell you that much. That's surprising to me. But I'm going to keep showering with that poison water. I'm going to. Why? I'm going to do it after this podcast. I'm going to go shower in poison water. God damn he let the government tell him what to do. Why are you trying to fucking like shove it to me?

Because you're telling me that I can't do what I want to do. Then do it. Like fucking Joe No-Loads Refused Biden Okay Tune into the primo where we're gonna do a DNA test of slime to see how it's altered over the past week Of him showering in lead infested waters It's not lead Guys Elon account shared we didn't talk about it

That's pathetic We'll talk about Elon account sharing and how we as gamers think it's wrong And Are we done? Yeah We're gonna talk about League of Legends for 49 minutes Zipper wailed like a Wilhelm scream. Alright, see you in the primo