The Yard - Ep. 185 - Our BIGGEST Debate...

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

This week, the boys talk about the paranormal, Ludwig bumping into Dax Flame at the grocery store, and whether Nick's Nachos are really the 'best in the world'... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 One dude, there's this one guy I've been playing with and he's like, he's... He's fuckin' Oh, okay He's fat He's fuckin' I'm just gonna What's his name like like thickums

Fucking try You want to call him fat he weighs he he weighs I'm at little are you playing pick up with that guy? Picking him up he hit me in the balls today. Yeah, because you were saying awful shit Wait, wait, wait, pause, pause, pause, pause How did he hit you in the balls? How did he hit you in the balls? He thought it was a combo meal Did he try to use your balls to order food? Did he? Did he? Did he?

Okay, none of it makes sense. We have to pause So we talked about it on the main episode, that these guys are writing. They have become like me when I don't stream. They're insufferable. They're bouncing off each other of fucking everything. Dude, someone stole packages and you didn't even care. It's not about them. I care about it. So you guys are sitting on the sideline going, He left a door open, he's a pedophile.

He probably fucks kids. He took my voice, so you gotta fucking non-stop nowadays. You get so nasty with your bitch. This is what you guys are doing! Don't do this. We have to stick together. You see how he flinches when you point? That's a reaction, that's off-past behaviour.

You know what else to do, right before we came in here, Ying Ling did merely calmly, and I would say reasonably, asked for a $50,000 raise. Ledwood said, Nope, walked in the office, walked in the set. Sorry, the calmness is what determines the raise, not the performance. I think he made a good point. What was the point?

He said, I want a $50,000 raise. Yeah, I think he deserves it. And then Aiden said, do you not know what airplanes are? And that's why you drive to Yuma. And then he threw his bar across the room. That's what happened. Nick Yingling earlier said we got our packages stolen I said did you look at the cameras he says we have cameras that was crazy and then he's like I want to raise. It was low-key crazy and he didn't know about the cameras. Nick did teach Crick and Zipper taught Yingling how to look at the cameras. Nick didn't work here and he, Nick Ying Ling did go to Nick and went,

Hey, how do you do the camera thing? Yeah, I'll keep you in the stack. Forgot about the cameras. They were so not about it. I'm sorry. I remember the moment they were installed. We had a scare. We had a fright. There was a fright. There was a fright. There was a scare.

Was it the woman and her beast? There's a red scare. There's a woman and her beast out. Oh god. Her beast is out. What about her harlot? What was that? Was it her harlot?

She's the woman that always asks for the hoes. Yes. The hoes. Oh that, that woman? The hoes lady. There's a lady who bathes with the hoes. A woman and her beast where the ant, where the statriarch and ants appear. We do, we do have a lot of people, we have a lot of visitors.

Yeah we got some visitors. Friends! I'll say, we've been here for a long time. We've never had any issues with stuff being stolen. Bar, one vehicle. Why the K-Truck? And my voice. Which, you know, is it really stealing if it's unlocked with the keys in it?

Yes. Famously. Some would say it belongs to the Earth. Some would say it belongs to whoever. Famously, that is still Grand Theft Auto in the same way it's still breaking and entering if your door's unlocked. It's not the same. If your the same way it's still breaking and entering if your door is unlocked. It's not the same. If your door is unlocked, it is breaking and entering if I open and enter.

If I take branches off the tree. It's just entering. No, it's breaking and entering still. It is still a B&E. Where's the break? What broke? It's not legally it's a B&E. Well, it's not even broken.

Legally it's a B&E. But it shouldn't be called that. That just doesn't make any sense. You want the judge to just clarify like, hey this is a- It was an entering. It was it and charge me with entering. OK, you know the book. We can call it right. We could call it entering, but it'd be the same punishment as a three to five

for entering. So you know, it's different. No, it's the same. I'm telling you, it's the same. You guys are just worried about the nature. Point being, we've been here a long time. We've really only had the car incident. And for all the time that's passed, that's auto.? We've never had packages stolen. That's true. Up until the past two months? I don't think it's Grand Theft Auto because of the K-Town.

Technically not true also there was packages stolen before. Which ones? We had a package stolen from the front. Yeah, the front doesn't count. Why is the package stolen from the front? I don't know why he's saying the front. The front's a wasteland. Nobody knows it's Mad Max in the front. It is a real Mad Max, I'll give you that. But it's still got stories. They could be shooting kids in the front parking lot and I wouldn't know about it. Well, why? Because it's the front parking lot, nobody knows that.

We have a camera, if we had footage of kids being shot. If you want to rob this building, come in the front. Nobody's checking it. That's fine. COO Chill! I appreciate that. Breaking and entering. Breaking is no longer a way to be convicted of burglary. So call it burglary! Pissing me off!

Can we- Sorry folks. Can we talk about it? Can we talk about how we've had six boxes of Takis outside the warehouse? Don't finish it. That's it.

It's just weird. It's just weird that those- We just had boxes outside. They're sitting there. They've been sitting there. Cause like a lot of other packages have come and gone. Don't draw conclusions. Don't worry. There's no glitter bomb inside of it.

In the talkies box. Just take it and enjoy your talkies. Is it illegal? It probably is. If you had a package and if you opened it, it shot you in the skull. With a gun? With a gun. It's illegal for you to be opening it, yeah. Like, you stole the package. Is it illegal to leave it outside for someone to open?

I think the answer is yes. No, no, go on. Better, what if you order a box online that kills you? And someone takes it. This is like a Looney Tunes crime. This is like if I put a piano over a door and somebody opens it, is it a crime? No, because they were trying to move it to the second story. It's that Canadian woman who kills people in Canada through medicine.

It's a euthanasia woman. But she does it by mail, and it's a box that explodes in your face and kills you. And if some porch pirate wants to come take it... You're telling me Canadian voluntary euthanasia works by by mail by mail Mr.. B should do use crypto like like a you could order like a Russian roulette I assisted 100 voluntary euthanasia patients like a Loki it sucks that that health care is like this in the country nobody government is You order your beast box and it comes and that gun shoots immediately.

You open it, but it's a Russian roulette, you might not die. And if you don't die you get like a thousand dollars. You have to mail it to one new person. Well you don't win anything, you gotta win like money. You get like a feast-a-bowl. Yay! Feast-a-bowl. Feast-a-bowl!

Or you get shot in the head. They're yummy. They're okay, yeah. Yay! Wow. Feet bubble. Yeah, or you get shot in the head. They're yummy. They're okay, yeah. They're yummy. I was living off of them. They're good chocolate. They're in the fires. I'm gonna give it to you, they're yum.

I was living off of these bubbles. It's rare I have a chocolate and I go, yuck. Really? Like a plain chocolate. Like a low bar. Yeah, like a bar of chocolate. I think the chocolate, the British chocolate cup is pretty mid. British chocolate is made with slugs.

Yeah. That's how they like it. Well, British chocolate is made with slugs. Yeah. That's how they like it. Well, look, they fish the slugs out of the Thames. Famously, they make it into slug chocolate. And they make it into little bars. I guess we have the vomit chocolate. We have the slug chocolate. Yeah.

So we can't really... Josh throw up. Their chocolate ingredient list is probably mogging ours. Josh threw up. Well, Josh, like the way they make, like, the UK and shit in Australia is different than us. And the chemical we use, it literally smells like throw up, but we're just used to it.

Whoa. You don't know about this? No, I've never heard of this. Yeah, it's real shit. What? Yeah, you guys didn't know this? You're saying what because you're surprised he didn't know about it. I didn't know.

No, no, I didn't know about the throw up thing. This is true shit. I know this. Josh told me about this and I'm like, you're lying. And he's like, look it up, do your own research. See, it's Hershey's specifically. I think it's all Choco. Wait, does the Hershey's smell like throw-up to Josh?

Is that what? Yes, it's like, this really, there's like a chemical in it that we use that they don't. Try to smell it imaginary to see if I can remember. This is crazy. That's crazy. It tastes like salt. My fat ass.

Yeah, you can taste salt. Did you guys ever do the thing in school where you have two pencils on each other and someone ties invisible strings around them and then you have to take it apart and it feels like they're together? From a ghost string? No, I do know the one where it feels like a string is leaving your hand. I never did that. We did one, I was at my friend's house and we did like a fucking seance on this kid. I was a kid at the time too.

A what? We did like this, we had like my friend, who's like kind of a chubby guy, lied down. He's like the guy that beat the shit I ate him at the basketball court. Yeah. He used chubby. He definitely would hit him in the nuts. He definitely hit him in the nuts. And we used like our fingers to like lift him. Oh, I remember this.

And we like did something to make our chakras go to our fingers and it worked. And we lifted him with just our fingertips. That kind of shit. That's what I'm saying. It was crazy. You performed a sale. You beat the witch out of that boy. I beat the witch out of that boy.

I beat that boy in this witch bitch. And he became no longer a witch. I beat the witch bitch out of that boy. I think that's what they do in New Hampshire. They're like, I think you got the spirit of the devil inside you. No, no, no. It's fentanyl. It's fentanyl.

Back then, no. Yeah, we started that. When you were a kid, you did not have fentanyl. No, there wasn't fentanyl back then. Look, we started when you were a kid you did not know there wasn't no back then look up first Fentanyl usage United States, New Hampshire's gonna pop up It's just gonna be a ball as New Hampshire the capital now Hollis is a good city Good town that be kind of cool rich also. I think me no homeless people Hollis What's hard to live in snowy places? Was first develop he's got to do with this

It's hard to live in snowy places. Uh, was first developed- What the hell he's gotta do with this? 1959! Yeah, I just don't think it was widely available yet. It's called Apache or China Girl? He-Man? Jackpot? 2011 it looks like. Hmm.

Murder Eight? No, we smoking on China Girl. This is good, bro. These are cool names. Yeah. These are the coolest names for a drug ever. Yeah, can I get an 8, the Tango and Cash? That's what they call drugs in 21 Jump Street.

I need some friend. We got a load of murder 8. Frentanel. Y'all fucking with that China girl tonight? My god, murder 8. Speaking of 21 Jump Street, I went to a grocery store. Dax Flame was there. And that's cool.

It's cool, right? That's very cool. And I usually don't go up to like famous people, but him, I was like, because I get his like was there. Oh, and that's cool. It's cool, right? That's very cool. And I usually don't go up to like famous people, but him, I was like, because I get his like TikToks. You catch him? You catch him acting normal? I catch him. I caught him. I beat the witch out of him. And I said, I love your TikToks.

Dude, I loved when you did free parking in LA. I love when you- You usually got to him and said, you stole that idea from my friend. And I said, you're welcome. Here's his face and he just looks like shit. And then I walked away and he was like, he was like, oh, thank you.

And I was like, cool. Is he European? No, he just talks a little like nervously. OK, have you ever seen a Dax flame video? You've seen a Dax flame. OK, every time I make the Dax, what do you call them? Shepherd joke, because I don't know the fuck Dax flame is. I'm going to I'm going to zipper. I'm going to send you one Dax flame video that I think is a good representation

of Dax flame. Anyway, I did it. I didn't think much of it. Low and damn behold, he sent me a damn DM after. Oh, my God. That's so sad. I think we have one on the podcast. I think so. That'd be awesome. I think so. I think it would be. Our worst or our best.

Oh, come on. It would be the greatest. It would be an awesome Swedish guy. He's like a YouTuber or something. It would be the greatest. He sounds like an awesome Swedish guy. He's like a YouTuber or something. It'd be so fun. The story of Dax Flame is back before anyone knew what autism was, he was on YouTube as a child and he would post videos like a video diary. Okay. And no one knew if he was a character or if he was really just an awkward kid.

You guys explained this to me before. And so he would like wear, like there's the favorite, the thumbnails that are really famous now still are it's like it's him Wearing a Superman outfit and it's like superhero goes to middle school and then it's like the next day He's still wearing it, but he's sad. That's what the next day's video deck got bullied. Okay Okay, and it's like he did like a video diary series where he would just like talk about his life and no one knew if he Was a character or not. What does he post now, like Zelda speed runs? No, he just does. Yeah, this was him back in the day.

Well, 18 years ago. Yeah. That's crazy. I was watching these live. That's what these would come out and I'd watch him. He was in 21 Jump Street. He was like the main nerdy guy. Wait, Zippor, go to his Instagram. He's also a he's the cameraman in Project X. Yeah, what? Yeah, he's in project X I didn't know that he was getting deals. I mean he spent that money. There's a lot

Items of like a documentary with him. I watch is good. Yeah, it's good Yeah, and basically that money disappeared fast is it we're go to December 23rd trying edgy humor You're out of the scroll bit. You can click on the one to. Dude, he is so awesome. No edgy humor. It's there. I see it. Oh dude. Zipper doesn't goon.

So there's no pixel. There's probably a pixel like a scroll pixel. Dude, I've been buying shit on a tick tock shop in the tick tock shop is made for jerking off. I think you buy a throat folk robot. No, no, no. There's just the item pictures get really horny They were like it'll be like tells dress in her and it'll be like a girl with like obviously huge fake yabas

Yeah, wearing this dress. Okay, buy the dress and then it'll be like a sheer cutout. I don't know Like you can buy the woman on take The woman on TikTok? No, no, no, I'm not saying that. You better know what the product is. I order brides on TikTok. You better remember what the product is, otherwise you only remember the woman. The product is the clothes. Do you buy the dress?

I feel like it's not made, I can't imagine a girl watching this being like, yeah, that looks great. Yeah. Why can't you imagine that? Because there's no lesbians. Because I don't know why a woman would be so attracted by a woman. Yeah. That makes no damn sense.

That makes no damn sense. The shit I'm looking at makes my penis tickle. I was in a seance once when I was a child and that is true. Life. All right, all right. a woman yeah don't make no damn sense no damn sure I'm looking at makes my penis tickle. I was in a seance once when I was a child and that's alright alright here's a explain video for you today I'm trying a audio maybe this is probably gonna get me canceled if you drive slow in the left lane you I hope the ceiling falls and crushes any everyone in this museum sorry if I look tired I was up all night watching mature movies on my laptop.

Wanna see me make a pencil disappear? Whatever I say to you, I don't mean any of it. This is just a type of comedy where you say shopping things, and so I don't mean any of it. Oh, hey look, it's your mom. Oh, never mind. Just a dirty old fossil. If I see one more unhoused person, I'm gonna go f*** yourself. What did you say to me? F*** you. Did he say go pull? That I see one more unhoused person. I'm gonna

Who's this camera animals when I see them one male lion and seven female lions. Wait, wait. I think this is the greatest video. Wait a minute. Offensive, thanks so much for watching and okay. That's great. I think this is the greatest video. I was looking through. Yeah, he's great in 21 Jumps. I didn't know that was him.

Do we have a show to cast him in? Yeah, come on, come on on our damn show, boy. He's so good. we can't afford and to be fair like you look through there are some misses right like there you could imagine But man when he hits it hits so good. He's been doing that for a long time. So awesome What do you say Recognize you with that hair no way This hair is weirdly ruining your life. I know. I agree with you. But yeah, he just said, I didn't recognize you with that hair.

It's nice to see you. Yeah, he I think his first like in-person, I think I've talked about this before, maybe his first like time being around anyone in person was at YouTube Live 2008. Oh, yeah. And there's like an interview with Bo Burnham where he's just like, this guy's a genius. I don't care if it's a character or not. This is the smartest guy on YouTube.

He's so good at 20 minute jumps. I didn't know that was him. Watching old YouTube Live is so strange because of the cast of characters. Katy Perry's awesome tits. It's like you don't remember. You think they're not? YouTube Live, Katy Perry on the piano. Generally, the only thing I know is Bo Burnham doing Art is Dead.

And I think they let What the Buck host it. You remember What the Buck? Yeah. I hate it. What the Buck. You hated something on YouTube? Yeah. You're brave enough to say that right now, right here?

As a youngin, yeah, I didn't like his... Careful. Uh-oh. You find an image from his app? Careful. What kind of person is he? Well, he's... like his, um... Careful. Uh-oh. You find an image from his hip? Careful. What kind of person is he? Well, he's... Katy Perry, YouTube Live.

He's a... What type of person is he? 2008. Why didn't you like him, actually? He's a... I know why I didn't like him. I just didn't enjoy the content. I always didn't enjoy the content.

Who? What is... What the buck, dude? Yeah, the fourth one. He's gay! The fourth one. There she is on a piano while Bo Burnham plays piano. Damn. And then she would ten years later drop the worst shit of all time known to man.

Her recent album, people like it, no? I think we gotta chill on Katy Perry. Why? She's brilliant. Everyone's shitting on her. I agree. I think she's the goat. And also Blake Lively did nothing wrong.

Last Friday night's time was song. I kissed a girl. I will be with you. The first lesbian in music. People hate her because... The first white lesbian in music. All her hits are with what's his name, no? Is that her?

What's his name? Literally no information. Who the fuck are you talking about? Who's the shitty guy in Hollywood who had all Taylor Swift's records? Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein. Yes, Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein. She's mean.

He wrote all her songs. Fireworks was about him. Yeah. And she thought he was amazing. And she she he wrote all her songs. Fireworks was about him Yeah, and she thought he was amazing. She thought he was so fucking cool. Yeah they had fireworks on that island. Scooter Braun that's it. Oh that was the the representative or the the guy who like represented a bunch of artists, right? The representative that represented a bunch of them. There was a dumb way to say it, but isn't that who he was? Yeah, well he that represented a bunch of them. That was a dumb way to say it, but isn't that who he was? Yeah. Well, he, wasn't it the whole thing with like, he tried to fuck over Taylor Swift

and he owned all her masters and then she re-released all her songs. Yeah, but now I'm realizing as we talk about this, I'm actually not thinking of the right person. I'm thinking of who's the person who wrote Lady Gaga's early music? I'm looking at your beautiful kid and being like Scooter. That's what I was gonna say.

No one named Scooter should have authority over anything. I'm going to name you skateboard. Like that's cr- Scooter is super. I went to high school with a guy named Scooter. What's he doing now? Scooter must have been invented like recent. No idea.

He was amazing at basketball. Surely Scooter was before Scooter. He was, dude, he was 6'5", and he was the best athlete at school, I think. Kesha. Kesha? Oh, she was in some shit I think. Kesha. Kesha? Oh, she was in some shit, right? Kesha?

Oh, Kesha was like, I think she had a big, she was like sexually abused by her manager. Wait, her middle name is P? I'm trying to, I don't know if that's Scooter Braun. I'm, we're so bad at fucking popular culture gossip. This is bad. This is old shit. I'm just starting to see a pattern here. What?

What? What? Kaisenow was in the fucking wrestling ring bro. Why is Kesha's middle name in quotations? And she's held down by her manager. Wasn't that Kesha? Go back. I wanna see. What? Who's this? Kesha. Oh.

The mother of Kesha. You don't fucking read shit. You didn't know the answer until you reread. Just saying. I just knew that it wasn't her heeb sebert Don't laugh at her name Cool bro, it's freaking cool. What's up? My name is scooter Pabe Kesha yeah, Kesha's cool. Yeah, it's just cool. Do you think she should have kept the dollar sign though? I always hated that I know it's cool. No cuz was like, it doesn't make sense.

The S is for S sounds and the dollar sign is for money. I didn't like it. You didn't like when she was key money, huh? I didn't like it. Key money, huh? I performed. There was a day. Did I ever talk about this?

There was a day a long time ago. I was one of the representatives at school. Like you had class officers, president, vice president. I was like one of those guys. And if there was a school spirit day, you had to dress up if you were one of the officers. And I fucking hated school spirit day. I thought it was so lame.

What do you do? It's like the most awesome day at school ever. Everyone's dressed up and having fun. People in student council. Like the school colors or lines. And I just did. I also didn't buy it. I didn't like it. Do you guys have red ribbon day

No, no, it's a California thing. Maybe like an aid something. It was for no drugs Like don't not doing drugs you wear as much red as you can to school But the punishment was you had to get up in front of the entire school at lunch and sing a song and I sang We Are Who We Are by Kesha in front of everyone instead of dressing up. You're actually delusional. Did you get bullied or they think you were hype? Do you like the attention? I was kind of money, I got away with it.

I didn't get made fun of at all. Guy who got made fun of? I got made fun of for other things. What did you get made fun of? What's the most someone's ever made fun of it all. You did it because- Guy who got made fun of? You- I got made fun of for other things. What did you get made fun of? What's the most- someone's ever made fun of you in school? The most bullied I ever was in school was when I was playing basketball in eighth grade and there was like a group of- I had a really, really shitty coach. He was really, really mean and as it turns, years later, famously cheated on his wife.

Let's go. Famously. His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I can probably just... I wonder if I could just name him. Why? Fire it off. Well, it'll be famously after you do that. Because he was a bad basketball coach. And you don't hurt nobody. No, that's not why. No.

He's well known in our town because he had a business and he was married to this woman who's a part of a family that owns this big restaurant chain in the county. And he cheated on her a bunch and they were like a wealthy family in the area. And then they divorced, but in the divorce, he managed to get the restaurant away from her family and keep it.

So it was like kind of a hostile takeover of sorts. Yeah, that's dope he also tried to hit on my mom in front of my dad years later after this whole fellas who has it? you see a beautiful spell is cast on you what are you supposed to do? it's a once in a lifetime chance

and apparently like he's in and my brother like worked for this restaurant like years later Apparently he's like a shitty owner shitty boss, and he was a terrible asshole touch. Your brother worked for this guy? Yeah. After all that? This these things didn't these interlock these hadn't happened like before. He got rizzed like no other. Um.

I get your son a job. He was probably my worst he would of all the like adult figures in my life growing up He was a hundred percent the worst in terms of like he he did nothing to like build me up He only made me feel bad It was an awful season and his son was in the grade below us and quite good at basketball He was in in club basketball and had a group of friends that all played club basketball and those seventh graders Made fun of me at basketball all the time and between that and the coach being shitty to me The coach wasn't like I have your back type of guy he kind of just let like people

Is a dog eat dog world boy? Dude, that was like the lowest my confidence ever was it was like the main reason I like quit taking basketball like super seriously after that because of like how shitty they made me feel all the time So that was like probably the most bullied I've ever been Basketball was like was he hot? Yeah, was he like a good-looking guy? Um, I think he's like attractive and like yeah in like the traditional. He's good with the hose He could he might be all charisma, too What do you mean? I'm like if he's not beautiful looking he could just be all like max

Yeah, it's kind of that. He's got the hot old Like if he's not beautiful looking, he could just be all like... Just maxed out. He's kind of the... He's got the hot, old, hot older guy that like a lot of girls would say like, that guy looks like a douchebag. I would say he's got like that type of hotness about him. Like Gavin Newsom looking like... A little bit, yeah.

But not as hot as Gavin Newsom. Gavin's also a little crushing. The problem is, Gavin Newsom is so hot, it comes around the other way. Did he hit on your mom after or before your brother took a job? Before. Or sorry, sorry, sorry. After after he worked for him for like a couple of years. And then I think they were like eating there or something like that. Was it like was it just real slick?

Like, were you there for that? I was not there. This is a story that he said to me. After he and like looks over at your dad is like, is this your uncle? Like, like you see, is is taking you out or something. So this is a fucking scope of our town growing up. This guy, this guy was like known to be shitty. And that was a yeah, that was what I what I got like actually believed.

Yeah. Where I grew up, the janitor owned a bike shop and he was so racist. It was awesome. He's got a good gig. Bike shop and a janitor. It went out of business. Oh, he was like a Marine with big tits. Did I tell you guys? Yeah, big tits. He had the biggest tits.

He was like old. When you're old. No, it was crazy. We know they're dropping. Sometimes they get old. Yeah, they drop. But no, when you get old, like your tits like. I don't think they grow, get old. Yeah, they drop. But no, when you get old, like your tits like. As I don't think they grow, they fall.

No, they like it's hard. It looks so breastfeed Jesus. They look so crazy in suspenders. It was fucking crazy. It's like he would wear tight shirts and suspenders and his tits would just be like, was he proud of them? You know, how do you know? You know what? I don't think you was. Maybe he wanted to show them off.

So we were tight shirts. Yeah. And maybe he did. Maybe he was. But he was buying nice dresses on TikTok. He worked in a middle school. So who's he showing out for? Not for the middle schoolers after school. He's going to show off a titties. It's like that Drusky does is he's like

could have been records. He had a guy on who got a BBL. I saw that. What? That guy. who got a BBL. I saw that. What? That guy, dude, that's like, doctors shouldn't do that. He got a guy on who was like a rapper. I would hate it, Zippor, could you find it? I want it. And he got a BBL, but he was like, he was like,

like, Drusky was like, oh, you got a fat ass. He's like, don't do that. That's gay. I'm not with that gay shit. He's not gay. He just does it to get more notoriety for his rap career. The first male rapper with a BBL. That was his idea. His name is B.B. Hell. That's not true. I'm not making this is all real. I saw the video.

It's the funniest thing. There's no way you did not see that. He got signed. Could have been records. So you could tell me. I feel like I feel like that's a joke in itself. There's no way. Is he finding success? Signed. It could have been records. I think it is So I don't know if the ass is real, but we'll see but anyways, I think yeah, he's in like yeah basketball

Are you you do you know Same bit as the other guy You're the dude the mustache. Yeah, yeah, there's the shorts and the fat ass. He runs really fast Yes, fake it's fake Questions issue street do you pop walk into the bank with all this cash on me? Whoa walk into the club all this ass on me whoo too many drive. That's fire Women music winning so I went and got a BBL Wow But you think this is a deposit. It's busy. I think you're a fucking hater. I think you're a hair

He's got fucking ass and you don't we gotta have haters and we gotta have fans and that's how this guy's real That's real. That's real. I'm just playing the game guys. This a true story. I had a guest come over to my house and my guest room I never set it up and I like my helix sleep mattress so much You know what I did? I took my actual fucking bed and I gave it to the guest room and I said helix I want another mattress and they gave me another one. Whoa, and it's excellent Is that a bad now all the rooms in my house now all the rooms in my house are helix sleep mattresses And it's so comfortable. you wouldn't believe it. You got like a Helix castle.

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Take the sleep quiz and guarantee your relationship. But here's the good news. If you break up, you get both pillows. Yo, and you can stack them or one's a hug pillow one's a hug pillow because you got no one else a hug and one's a leg pillow and it and it feels nice on your nuts and also keeps your hips a little bit in line bye zipper or excuse me not a zipper Aiden what happened to your bridge your town bridge what are you talking about well how are your bridge in your town town bridge what is he growing up from your town what the hell is he talking about what the fuck are you talking about I Well how are your bridges in town? Town bridge. Bridge growing up from your town.

What the hell is he talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? I feel like you should just answer the question. Don't want to be on a bridge. Didn't you have a bridge? We've had, we have bridges in the town. What happened to it? I think all of them are up.

Are you sure? There was a bridge. Are you sure? Not in the town that was kind of close that collapsed. What is that? Is it disrepair and lack of support for infrastructure? Was it recent? Maybe like 2012?

Nah. What the fuck are you talking about? Another bridge fell, you're not keeping up. Are you serious? You should keep up. If you don't keep up, another bridge might fall. Are you... That's it.

And that's a life lesson. Hold on. The bridges are falling left and right. Bridges are falling. Not a lot of transportation happening. I feel like this is too weird to just make up. I don't think it's weird at all I think Ludwig's interested in your past. I'm interested in your past and you're not and he's not interested his own life Isn't that sad I have to keep up and he doesn't Cuz he's so busy on his phone. You're always on your phone. Look at him right now. Dude. What the fuck are you? Am I?

Bridges are falling I'm checking both I'm checking both hometowns Check the hometowns I got my Scar Joe voice on too He's got his fucking- what do I have? RF code? Dude, what'd you find? What'd you find, boy?

What'd you see on that telephone you have in the end? What'd you see? What'd you finally find out some information about your hometown that you should care about? I didn't know about this Yeah, cause you don't keep up you forgot your roots. That is crazy We forgot your happen there was a bomb threat on the bridge and they closed it They had to they had bomb squads like clear the bridge for safety. Why do you know? Why do you know this wait? Why do you know?

Just bring it up something that happened. I'm just bringing up a thing that happens. Can I not read news? Just like, what am I going to talk about on the podcast today? Call a bomb thrower. You're looking up. You're reading. You're reading news about Colona, British Columbia in your free time.

Let's just say I was early to the news on this one, right? He's a journalist. I'm a journalist. And sometimes threats come true. So keep up, otherwise, you know. Aidan, why don't you call your parents? Why don't you call your parents out there? Why don't you call your beautiful mom and her uncle or whatever?

Do you remember that middle school you used to go to? Look it up. Might not be around. I don't think there will be another graduating class. Different town. You guys ever have a ghost experience? Yes. What kind of paranormal experience have you had?

It wasn't mine. You lied? I asked if you had one. It doesn't have to be your ghost. My girl had a ghost experience. My girl had one. What was hers? She had a boyfriend. And ex. Damn. She had a boyfriend Mmm, and she got ghosted. Yeah, damn. Oh, that's tough. We deal with that

This is not the story. I'm just saying she had an ex. Yeah, and he'd never Text he didn't text her and that's sad. It's a ghost. I key. No, I'm not ghosting I'm saying she had an ex who used to astral project Did he meet a law? Dude. If you meet a law, he's very dangerous. I don't think he met a law. What? You can't astro-project into a law.

It's too... It is true. You can't astro-project into a law. He's too powerful. He would be like, I used to date this guy and he used to eat packing peanuts. He was so mean to me. I used to date this guy and he used to spin a giant ball and like a mace around. And just swing it and swing it and swing it and he'd just broke my house.

Every day when I was in high school, I used to go to high school and I'd get hit by the mace. And I'd be like, and they'd come and go. And they'd spin on me. Alright, so she was dating a guy. She dated a guy? I was! Cudi's high school sounds like a nightmare. It sounds insane. She went to Euphoria High. Yeah. She dated a guy. I was, Cuny's high school sounds like a nightmare. It sounds insane. She went to Euphoria High. Yeah.

They do sound tough. It makes your basketball story seem peachy. She dated a guy. She dated a guy. He can astral project. Or at least he says he can. He says like when he goes in bed, he can like project somewhere or whatever. What is astral projection?

And it's not lucid dreaming. It's different. When you send your spirit out into the spirit world and project your spirit to do things to affect the world and you can travel you can travel To places you only when you're asleep or can you do it? Okay, it's just like you don't know about this. I'm not gonna lie. No. I like I've heard the term I just don't know the details Pokemon movie with Lucario in it? It's like that or Avatar. No, I'm not really a spongebob. Anyway, he says he can astral project.

And she's like, alright, whatever you can. He brings up something, so maybe prove it or whatever. Anyway, they break up. Okay. Oh, he's haunting her. And she has a diary, and she's writing in the diary and she drops like a line, right? I don't remember the exact line, but it was like, you know, your touch felt like a moonlight whisper. That's so sweet.

Prompting Crip, neighbors ain't nothing to fuck with. Something like that. And then, and then like she gets a text from him a Day later, like the day after she wrote that that night from him. That's like, I miss touching you like the moonlight whispered. Whoa. Like does a bar for bar what she wrote in the journal. What? Who says that? Did her journal have like a little key lock on it shaped like a heart?

I don't know. I might have been one of the ones that you have to like use your voice to. Those were hype. I gave me my side. It made me want to be a girl with a diary. I made me want to be the brother who breaks into diaries. Yeah. And like in my and I did that.

And then it was boring. Yeah. Your sister had like normal shitty. So we saw one. It was just like boys don't know about. Yeah. I don't know them. So she did that. Did she she's convinced to this day that that man asked for projected. She doesn't believe in ghosts Cutie isn't leaving goes. I feel like she high-key does. Oh, she doesn't but she believes in astral projection

I don't think she does either but she knows she has the story It's a crazy story and you believe in the ghost within the I've always really do go What did you say when she told you this story? I said, you dated a man? Before me? You guys have sex? Cause I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up right now, I don't feel very good.

Yeah, the story is great. She tells it much better. I'm sure she's told it on Wine about it too. But yeah, that's the biggest ghost or I've heard Yeah, there are any paranormal experiences. Why why why'd you bring it up? I don't know. It's curious. I never had one I'm jealous of everyone. I think you have to seek it. You have to seek it's like there's a church that You have to see can't you go grant? Who's like you don't seek him. Well, so Gertrude so sucks you That's the blow job Dogs carry things in their mouths. They put it on a different base That's how different if I told a dog shake and he bit my hand. I would not be like good job

Sucked me off No peanut butter? Just ghost? And blew my dick so good. No, there was this church. I like this girl, but she had a boyfriend and I was hanging out with her and her boyfriend. And we all we all went to this burned down church and like climbed the fence

because you're not allowed to go in there and like explored it and breathe like probably crazy shit into our lungs. And I thought there'd be ghosts down there, but there wasn't. There was not that I saw. Maybe Christ as a ghost was upset with me and didn't reveal himself. So when I was a kid, there was a pomegranate cheating my backyard and I didn't know what pomegranates were yet because I was a kid and we were running around.

It's nice for after the first time you jerked off. Oh, before way before I'm a kid, I'm like a kid and we were running around as nice for after the first time you jerked off. Oh, before way before, I'm like a kid. I'm like, I'm probably like five. I guess I'll be after me. But you would have you would you be three, three years old. Three figured it out. That's bad. Yeah. If that were true, that would be bad. I get started early.

You should be proud. I am. I am. I made my first million. I got my first load young. So you had like a fucking rock hard bone. This is like when your friend is like, yeah, I fucking I when I was 15, I slept with one of my teachers and it's like, dude, that's bad. Bad. But like if I was 15, that's high.

This is so different. It's similar. It's different because it's his own damn penis and his own damn toaster. Can a three-year-old not beat me off? What are you- whoa. Can I not beat myself off as a three-year-old? Why are you getting it all on? I didn't like that. I didn't like that. Can we cut that?

You're getting off the rails. I wouldn't have cut that. I worded it poorly. I meant to say can I not beat myself off as a three-year-old? I don't think so. That's crazy. Do you mean like time machine if you were you now and you went back into your three-year-old self or do you mean when you were three? No, no, I'm not talking any like freaky Friday shit. I'm in the body of three-year-old hot meat. That's disgusting I'm saying not that too. What's wrong with you? Okay, let's four Five six

Do you like when nine year olds do it? Do you like that? I don't like any of it. I don't like it. Ten? Eighteen? We should go back to not touching ourselves. Do you think about, okay, there's a masturbating 18 year old and he's screaming.

Why is he screaming? Because he's mad. I don't know. Because he's mad, he's jerking off. Does that fucking piss you off? He's angry and jerking off? Does that fucking piss you off? No!

You wanna cry? No! You can't tell the girl in porn she's beautiful and angry. He's screaming. Does that piss you off? Oh, it doesn't. It's just weird. It's not weird. Everyone screams when they see it. I don't know what pomegranates are. I'm in my backyard and we're playing hide and seek with flashlights at night time nighttime We're running around and I see a pomegranate on the ground with the flashlight

In the inside of the pomegranate with the seeds. I thought it was someone's mouth Like like detached from their body like someone had taken a mouth Removed it from the whole head that's scary and then embedded in the ground It was like it's teeth and blood. Yeah, and I got so scared and I was just afraid of the backyard Yeah, that's kid's shit. For like a long time. Were you afraid of pomegranates? Did you run into one? I was afraid of whatever that was. Right. And then I learned later it was... dude He speaking of associating experiences Nick says Nick has been saying that he had the best nachos of his entire life Where do you think I had them?

Somewhere. Is this like is this going to be like that time is like the best burger I've ever had. And it's like in L.A. It's like that. It is like that. Was it at L.A. X again? No, they went two for two. No, no, no. We were roasting that place.

That burger place in L.A. X, the magical place. I'm at Anders home there. Like, it's cool. That's like the most magical place ever That's cool. Give you that best burger and me awesome celebrities. Where's this notch up from don't deviate at the regal theater Were they the circle chips Great question. And that was the first question they asked.

And I said, no, they weren't the Lunchable ones. They were like regular. They were circular, but they weren't small. They were like bigger. Oh, but they were circular. Yeah. So that means they're not processed. Oh.

And then I asked, do you really think? Oh, they're processed. I guess they're not delicious. Yeah. I think that would reduce the quality of the product. Chocolate cake, processed, delicious. Worse than cuties homemade No chocolate is not from movie theater

No chocolate is homemade He was saying that they were so good he's saying the best nodules he's had in his life Were there any toppings or was it just the cheese it was just the cheese Yeah, of course cuz it's that regal fucking theaters, and they cost how much $15 Wait, it wasn't like what was it like liquid cheese? Yeah, it's the shitty gold liquid cheese They get out of the machine cheese Look, I know the cheese I won't I won't I won't even hold you the cheese look disgusting it was like It was like the kid it was like it had bubbles in it, but there was no air

It was just the shape of bubbles it was it just hot and you were hungry That's what I was like. Okay. You're watching Sonic 3 you're having a great time You're so sorry for you watching Sonic 3 with the movie. I was not watching Sonic 3. I was watching probably at Sonic I don't know what was called. It was called a Because you're so near not just called one of them days with Kiki Palmer, okay? Is this it does this fucking get you hard? Can't happen real is your fucking mind. Are you looking fucking mine right now Nick don't tight? Yeah, there you go It's none of these

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this gore isn't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, it was delicious dude. You'd get better nachos To is done Dude everyone knows everyone knows he can attest popcorn fanatic. She loves this. Oh me. Yeah, that's our that's what that's the number one She's actually eating popcorn for love for popcorn means and we go to the movie theater She's like she said can we get a popcorn? And I'm like I'm not your dad does it zipper three also does this it's like can we can we get a soda? And I'm like just get a fucking idea. What you're a working adult Just get a pop I'm so different than you guys cuz when she asked I go yeah small no you know she said She said can we get a small popcorn like you're gonna finish it

I just that's crazy. If she's small. I would chime in and I'd go let's do medium. Let's get crazy. That's what they want to hear. I say do whatever you want. I want nachos. I'm in a nacho mood. I never get nachos at the movies here ever, but I'm in a nacho mood. I don't know what it was. I go up and I'm no no sorry sorry back up back up. I said I want a warm pretzel and then I said no I want nachos and I looked at the menu I'm like, oh, they don't have pretzels, but they do have nachos and I'm like I'm about to I'm about to order the nachos I'm like I look over and they do have pretzels. I see them. I looked at them late I'm like fuck they have pretzels too. Now you're in a constitutional like what am I gonna do?

They have awesome looking they call it like super pretzel or something It was the most awesome name and I was like a super pretzel or do I get nachos and I went against my gut I was like I'm gonna get the nachos even though the pretzel was the first thing I wanted Get the nachos and I finished them before the movie started To be clear all I said was I had the best nachos in my life and when I told them where they made it a long thing I didn't keep talking about it because there's a lot more question. It's not fair to be like he keeps talking about it It's like you keep being pulled out of it You're talking about it right now like a religious experience

You just lost all validation I used to look up to you man Like when you say oh I have the best I have when I would think of food places I would think of Nick I used to look up your credibility on food Doesn't make you think used to be a damn food feet Ramsey went to the movie theater and was like this is the best fucking hot dog I can't do the accent I've ever had a big fucking I've ever had

Wouldn't you be like that be must be pretty yeah, I would give it to he has a why is my you trust me with my You had food social credit you're in there But you didn't have enough food social guys to make a regal nachos just went over the line Gordon would lose it. He could do that like three times But if he keeps if he spams he's gonna lose credibility England goes to the movie theater and learns what nachos are and eats them in that order Yeah, and then goes I had the best food today. That's the No, they're probably awesome because he has no idea what nachos are So why on my side of the equation, where I am a food critic, would you not just believe

they're delicious? First off, I'm sick of this fucking bit. Nick Ealing has known about nachos for months. Okay, I want to get that out of the fucking way. It was last August and it was the best day of his life. It was a fucking mean hand for no reason. I saw him cutting a tortilla with scissors to try to make those. Hang on, I don't have big food expectations of Ying Ling

because, you know, he eats a damn factor meal every day. He's not seeking delicious foods. He's just seeking nutritious food. You're kind of like a food guy, man. And I would try it. I would be like, OK, I'll try this. I'll try it like as a joke. I will go right now after this I will go get them

We should do a field trip. We should all go see a movie together and get these fucking nachos They were the little Where the the theater we went to a long time ago I forget what movie we saw but we were with like Nick Allen and Top-down cop top-down. Yeah, it's when they were oh my god. I know when I did This oh Alan and Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom thought Kelby was Nick Allen's son. His big adult baby son. I wish you guys had pictures of these guys. Oh my god. She told me this recently.

That I haven't stopped thinking about it. It's the funniest thing. Dude, I think they're two years apart. She thought, one, Kelby was a large baby. Yeah. And Nick Allen was the oldest man on earth. Dude, Kelby is such a smooth man. Kelby's so old, in a call one time, he was making fun of me for being 29, and I said something as a joke.

I was like, Kelby, you're 37. Thinking he was a big number over his age, and then he went, dude, come on. Because it was his actual age. Dude, he thought it was his kid. That's clean. That's so funny! I can't imagine Kelby with a binky. Dude, his face looks like a binky would fit in it.

No, binky. Dude, he's the boss baby! No, mine doesn't. Yesi, you could fit a binky in that. No, it doesn't look- You think it's too small or big? A binky doesn't frame my face, it frames Kelby's face. What the hell are you even talking about at this point?

Oh my, I'm talking about harmony of like circles and shit. If he wore a bonnet, I'd be like, nice bonnet. You would just like Kelby to be dressed up in anything. Yeah, I think you just wanted to be. You just like you just like hurting him. I was just like, if Kelby came in and he had a rattle like on his hip, on his like belt loop. There's certain people you feel good hurting makes you feel good.

No, it doesn't. Come on, you know, that's certainly that's true. I can't hurt Kelby. It's it's the it's the NorCalChuckleFucks. NorCalChuckleFucks. It's Kelby, it's Ying though. Yep. No, no, no, no.

You know what he said the other day? I'm like walking out of here is after we did the pod. And I'm like, fuck it, what's all these desks for, man? He's like, yeah, there's all these desks. man? He's like, yeah there's all these desks. I'm like, and he starts like barking at me about some shit and I bark back and I'm like, all right I'm leaving and he turns and he's like, you know, I just want you to sit next to me, right?

And then I said, I miss you too. And I left the office. I'm not saying it's not all love at the end of the day. You still love ragging on them. Like it's a full-time job. I fucking love ragging. Chuckle fucks and yingling are a different category. I fucking love ragging on yingling. They both can exist. I fucking love ragging on him. Like it's a full-time job. Chuckle, fucks, and yingling are a different category. I fucking love ragging on yingling.

They both can exist. I fucking love that. If you take that away from me, I'll fuck you up. I'll fuck you up so hard. I will fucking kill you. How would he take it away? I would fucking get a fucking sword. I would kill you with a sword. Do you understand the stakes here? Nah, that the kill me We go to the regal we get some nachos, and I think you guys will I think you guys will understand You know what come on? Let me can I can I can I say something?

How good are nachos ever really like really not like fine nachos are always like these are fine You get like fine nachos are always like these are fine Because nachos is the appeal of nachos is that every bite varies in value And sometimes you hit a god nacho. Oh, yes that has like cheese sour cream ground beef loading imagine a nacho Bitch, no this fucking loaded like I ordered nachos loaded. He's not sure Nachos with anchovies and they're my dinner. This is hype. That's my ideal nachos. If you order nachos as your main dish at a restaurant for dinner, you should be fucking killed.

That's crazy, I do that. Why is it crazy? That is a fucking- I don't even do that. What am I, five? I think, look, if you're going- if it's your regular thing, sure, but like- Do you have cereal? Oh, I guess I'll have nachos then. It's- it's- it's tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. It's literally every Mexican dish. You're fucking stupid. Well, imagine you're'll have nachos then it's it's it's tortilla with cheese meat and vegetables It's literally every Mexican dish. You're fucking stupid. Well imagine at the hard rock if you load them up. Okay. I'm at the hard rock All right, and every meal is like the Elvis Presley burger

Yeah, the Prince nachos going for the Prince not just as a fair play there You know Sam what you guys want to split the Prince nachos. I'm gonna get the burger. That's fine, too That's good too. Nachos aren't dinner. It's just cuz there's numerous amounts of a food that you think it doesn't belong as dinner isn't it? which is crazy so you're in a jail of the mind are chips and dip dinner? I've moved on from this

are chips and dip dinner? they're not no no I I think they can't be but they're not nachos but nachos are dinner? no I'm saying both can be I've moved on from this shackles that we have as a society ranch beans

if I go to a restaurant now I'm more often than not pick two or three apps as my meal. That ass! That's a fucking, that's a fucking woke way to live. That's peace. That's a wake world that you live in. That's peace mode, I like that. You are walking on the fucking mix. So what I might do is I might pick the nachos

in like the calamari. Two or more appetizers combined to one person, that is dinner. That's so, what is that? So that's nachos for dinner. So here you are being a fucking insane man. You could get a fat plate of nachos, that person that is dinner. That's not just for dinner. So here you are being a fucking insane man. You could get a fat plate of nachos that could be your dinner. Sometimes they're fat as fuck.

If I'm at the bowling alley and I'm watching... It's a vibe thing. It's not about if I could take a knife to a taco and make it nachos. But there's certain restaurants which vibes match it. Like the Hard Rock or a bowling alley. Or you know, like depends depends where you're eating dinner or if you're eating movie theater dinner steak house If I cut your brain open there be slave handcuffs on it right now cuz that's how you fucking Yeah, they're just embedded in there like fucking teeth and gums no, dude, and that's how you live your life according to according to Jim. I'm brave for saying Brave I'm one to three. We're breaking. Oh, you guys are all out of the matrix. Oh, yeah, right. I've escaped it

Oh, you're not fucking it's not so not how stats work. There's not a big group All right, there are enough people in this group have said you should do a child pageant Don't fucking people in this group have recommended a child pageant. I would not force me. That's a brave stance Like you get that in you you fucker. I've been back that yes you have roll the clip Archie Fucking sick of you because you don't engage in the marketplace of ideas. You shut it down. This is the marketplace? This is the marketplace.

I'm not going to the pageant. Very close minded. Archie's got a folder of those. I was always against that idea. Look, vote on your phones man in the fucking comments. Aiden, nachos, they're fine. You never have have not just you're like, oh my god That's crazy you guys are great nachos like where nachos where there's this place in Vegas the hard rock Oh place if you get a great the hard rock not kill. They just have a ceiling It's like a great place a great nachos gonna be like a man. Okay. Okay. I think we're shake out the burger

I got nachos once they were great. I'm dead ass. You know how when you eat nachos it's like, oh a soggy one and then it's like this one's the king one. We've talked about that. It's a gamble and that's fun. Okay, we talked about it five seconds ago. I'm aware. I'm making a comparison. I didn't have a single nacho that wasn't perfect. That's because your nachos were consistent 6.5. They can't sog when it's like fucking cheese out of a roll. I don't care if there was spent in it they were perfect Sorry, this is your worst hair you haven't had this might be this my rival the dr. Mario take I was right

This is a scientist you're basically saying to me like you had consistent exact same as dr Mario because we act Hank Green and he said of course not Behead you with a fucking sword. I will go to his regal establishment Okay, then I'll order these nachos they sell for a call the nachos Question how much did they cost regal? They were probably Part of like not very wise in and out great No, I don't know a big part of like, you know, why is In-N-Out great? It's not because it's the best burger of all time.

No, I don't want this Aiden game of like, the price influences the flavor. I would agree. And I'm wearing a big diaper and a key. The thing is, we don't need to go there, Aiden. Because it's just insane. It will lose on Merrill-Lontz. You know what? I agree. We don't. We don't.

Because they just can't be that good. They just can't. Economically, I had the best nachos ever. I didn't say that. Dude, you should just eat lunchlies. You should eat lunchlies, because that's what you fucking... That's what... You would lose your mind at those. Yeah, you'd be fucking losing... The little pizza, you'd be like, Guys! You bursadour will be kicking open the best pizza in the world! I specified they weren't...

There's pizza sauce all over his face. They weren't Lunchables nachos, which I've had a lot of growing up. But then you describe the nachos and the cheese and it was like that, and that, and that, and that. And we saw pictures and you're like, it kinda looks like that. It is kinda like you put them in a pack of lunchables. It's like a bigger lunchables. It is, yeah, it is a shaping sandbag. You have the regular lunchables.

It goes in like a square, like, like vessel. I am totally willing to try it. Let me ask you a question. You fucking, you fucking Nazis. Let me ask you a question. I go Nazis. Let me ask you a question. I go to the movie theater, right? Unsuspecting. I'm like, I'm gonna get some shitty nachos. I want some shitty nachos. I get them and they're delicious. What am I to do? Lie? So you should say, dude the nachos actually packed a punch.

They packed a punch. They have like downplays. You're so flourishing. Shame! Because I enjoyed them. Because in the same way you just described it to us, you go in thinking they're going to be shitty, so actually they're way better than I thought. Because I had this growing up.

There was a Chunky Cinema in New Hampshire, and Chunky's was one of the first cinemas near me that offered food while you watched. It was started by the guy that Aidan played basketball with. It was. And he would punch you in the nuts, and you walked in the door for half off. Anyway, the burgers from there were some of the better burgers in New Hampshire.

Interesting. That I had access to. And I always thought that, but I was like, they're not the best burger I've had. What if you were fucking crucified for that? No, because I wouldn't walk out. He would walk out. He would walk out. I'm not walking out.

You would put on a big leather toe with your tiny little balls out. You come in like Paul. For that take. You came in like Paul fucking Revere. Yeah dude. The nachos, the nachos. You said they were the best you've ever had in your life. That is crazy.

The best. You came in the road lab. You said they were the best you've ever. You lived for 30 years on this earth. The best that you've ever had. That's the crazy part. If you said they were fucking dope. We're sitting, we're writing and I've probably said something really funny and made everyone

laugh recently. And I go, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the crazy part. If you said they were fucking dope. We're sitting, we're writing. And I've probably said something really funny, made everyone laugh recently. And I go, oh my god, this weekend at the movie theater, I had like the best notches I've ever had. That's what happened. We all dropped.

We dropped. To the clear? That's the crazy thing! And I was like, yes! It was like, we like dropped what we were doing in turn. And he said a fucking slur like loud and proud. Yeah, he's like, I have a good idea for something the characters would say. And we were like, what? And then it just became an investigation.

Yes, it was. I feel like it's like getting dominoes and being like, you know, is like some of the best pizza I've ever had you say that was the best dominoes I've ever had my life That's what I'm saying about chunky. So it's like it's awesome story. Oh, I went to the movie theater I had the best movie theater notches ever had. I'm sorry Well, we were just talking like that was just our talking about our weekend That was literally the prompt of like also hanging out right and then he said some insane shit that we had to stop drop and roll That's all I'm saying. It's just like it's just like some prophets

There's some people who are gonna follow me and they're gonna try them and they're gonna be like let's keep this a secret Because there's people like fucking you guys Believers fucking mean, but you're the prophet. You're the Messiah. Yeah, and you have some followers Yeah, who go to regal theaters and lose all the money on your judas. I'm not Jesus Judas is gay brother. I'm Judas when he was like right. I don't know I'm gay Judas They were so good

Gay sex with like another guy with Jesus. Why are you making yourself gay Judas? I don't know. You already made him gay Judas. I'm already your gay brother. Yeah, I'm your gay brother and you're gay Judas's brother and we have sex all the time. You are my gay brother, but you're gay Judas. Yeah, I fucking hate back shots.

I'm sorry. We will go. The nachos were gross. We will go. No, now you're being... Don't be like that. Don't be like that. No, no, no.

Don't do them face I'm sure they were pretty good And I don't even think I'll hate them that much They were mid I bet they'll be tasty They were mid Don't do this You're making your mouth all wide

You're making your mouth wide Zipper look up the best nachos in LA How about we do this? How about we go to three nacho spots? Okay. Okay, well we did it. We went and got the nachos. We have them. Yardagans. Now are these what you described? Right.

Yeah, which ones? Did you get the hot Cheeto ones, Nick? No, I didn't get the hot Cheeto ones. This looks just- This is what you got. That looks a little bit like it needs a mixing maybe. But maybe you should get a little bit of a... Sure, yeah. All right everyone, here look.

I got some pictures of my phone too. It jiggles like jello. Yeah, it looks really good. It looks like my Montezuma's revenge. Now we did ask the person on the front if they were the best nachos he ever had. And he kind of fumbled like he couldn't couldn't answer Loki was trying to keep his job. That's what I thought

Like big regal yeah, he's at the counter we were filming at the counter. He was very cool He was he was ultimately said I like them and I couldn't name a better notch a political answer He did say very cowardly Nachos weren't dinner. He did say that he also said Mario's probably not a doctor. This guy sounds awesome Yeah, I think I'm starting to think you just like this guy. I'm starting to think Nick paid for this guy to be there No, I would have to have come earlier today and Met the guy gave him money cat. He actually was that's like cash. I would have to come earlier today and met the guy and gave him money. He actually possessed my cash. I would have to have done all that. I didn't do any of that. This is so hot. I think we should dive in. Alright, let's do it.

I'll hold it. I'll hold it. I want to pop it once a bite. Give it a mix though. Yeah, that'll change it. So much cheese. The ratio. You're fucking the ratio. I had to mix it. What's the ratio? I'd just I I had to mix it ratio I'd say like 25% cheese 75% ship The camera fell oh, that's really funny, okay hold this

Get it off his fingers eat Eat it off his fingers. Dude, why did that happen? It just didn't suck hard enough. Maybe because it's like a... Alright Aiden, you're the cameraman. Okay. You're the cameraman for the back one. It's so gross to look at this much cheese.

But these are the best nachos you've ever had in your life. This is not the context in which I ate them. Oh, there's context? There's the context, yeah. Is it the movies nachos you've ever had in your life. This is about the context in which I ate them. Oh, there's context? There's the context, yeah. Is it the movies? Are you not in a movie theater? Are you the kind of guy who has no tissues or napkins in his car? Yeah, I'm pretty normal, man. I don't have shit for you. Alright guys, hey, everyone in the car, we're trying the nachos. What do we think?

I'm going crazy. I'm so hungry. I started laughing. Wait, you're still going in. I'm on like nacho seven. Okay, and how does it feel in your body, on your tongue? So the nacho cheese has more of a kick than I would have expected. It's not just cheese.

It's a nice amount of spice, right? I don't know where they got that from. I don't know where the spice comes from. It's a nice amount of spice. It's not crazy. It's a nice, not too crazy, family-friendly spice, but it's a nice amount. I think it's a Tostito.

The chips are good. I was worried they'd be worse, but the chips are actually pretty good. I Am salty. Yeah, there's a good amount of salt to them. It definitely makes me want to reach for a cup Now we got one special one. What if we dove into this real quick? Dive into the hot. So what is you guys have a hot Cheeto version? Yeah, it's just the same thing But they have hot Cheetos with it. then what are you pointing the camera at? You. No, a second ago you weren't.

Oh, damn. I have so much cheese on my hands. Wait, the Hot Cheeto one goes crazy. Here's an old street trick. Take off your sock and wipe it off on your sock. That is an old street trick. And you don't use your sock for the rest of the day. And then you put your sock back on quickly.

And then it hardens. Wait, the Hot Cheeto version is so much better. Whoa. Wait, can I try? Yeah, please. This cheese, okay, here's my review. This is the worst shit I've ever had. I mean, this is really bad. It tastes like rubber. Wait, the Hot Cheeto one is amazing.

I know, the Hot Cheeto one's way... The Hot Cheeto one might be the best... The best Hot Cheeto nacho you've ever had. That's delicious. I swear to God. I've never best The best hot cheeto nacho you've ever had That's delicious I've never had a better hot cheeto nacho I'm comfortable saying I've never had a better hot cheeto nacho I am blown away And we're all in a resounding applause

We all love it Well hold up, when I switch back to the regular tositos My eyes are opened like Like slime Like if you go from the hot Cheeto and you're like damn this is flavorful back to the regular you're like damn this tastes like melted plastic. The original is excellent. No you're crazy. Plastic is a good word Ludwig it tastes like it's that. It does taste bad. No but the hot Cheeto ones again

really good. Really good. Yeah I think you guys just like Cheetos. No but the Hot Cheeto ones, again, really good. Really good. Yeah, I think you guys just like Cheetos. No, but- Eat the Cheeto without the cheese. With the cheese is better too. Do you want a Hot Cheeto? Here, have a Hot Cheeto. I'm telling you, this is good. This is good shit.

And you guys said the Regal guy knew you guys? Okay, I get it. See? The hot Cheeto like has some weird chemical property that like activates. It's like the mitochondria for the cheese. It starts like fizzing when it combines with the nacho cheese. Yeah, it's really interesting. It's a chemical effect.

You know, and I was, I talked a lot of shit until I tried it and now I, that's so interesting. But I swear to God, you go back, it's like you're in rubbers again. And you know, you used to think it was sick. But then you're like, damn. This is nothing like busting inside. At all. Even a little bit. Not even a little bit? It's weird because the cheese tastes... This is pulling out with a condom on.

The cheese tastes worse pulling out with a condom on. Without the Cheeto. Is it ribbed? The condom is... and it smells like rubber too much. It's not ribbed? No. Nigga, and it smells like rubber too much. It's not ribbed? No. Nigga, I'm not gonna lie. For either's pleasure.

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So the day I went and got nachos, I you know, I was pretty hungry I won't lie and it was a special moment and don't give me I stand by what I said But then I went to the movies again Two days later. Really? I went again and I said I said. But then I went to the movies again. Two days later. Really? I went again. And I said I'm gonna get another play of those. Did you go to the movies to see a movie? To see a movie. And I was like I'm gonna get another play of those little nachos.

And I'm gonna, you know, cause I like them so much. And then I got one of them. And I was like these are normal nachos. I was hungry. That's not to say that I don't think they are quality, because I do. I think for a movie theater nacho, for a I'm watching a baseball game nacho.

In real time, we are watching the goalpost move. Did you see? Okay, for one- No, I'm admitting I'm wrong. Yeah, this is big for him to do, so I'm not gonna sit and chastise him until tomorrow. It's not viewing the goalpost if he's just saying he's wrong. True. I don't think he's saying he's wrong. So I'm not gonna sit in chastity until tomorrow

What I stand by is that in eating the nachos they were my best experience eating nachos ever Stand by that Do I think cuz you're watching Sonic 3 do I think if we enter what no it's a Kiki Palmer movie If you think of I think do I think if I enter these into a contest? With all the other nachos in the world they would win No, I Feel like the cheese is so bad. I don't think I ever I don't think I ever genuinely I think you were saying that No, no, no, we were looking at pictures of gourmet nachos, and you were like trying to throw up. We were talking It's all on tape. Look at our guac and you're like

We were talking about it. It's all on tape bro. Look at that guac and you're like, eww. What is green? Look at all these vegetables. You saw ground meat and you thought, yuck, gross. This is terrible. The ground meat's not the problem. What is the problem then?

It's like when they put olives on it. And then also, when you get restaurant nachos, half of them are soggy. Only the top layer is actually like the good ones I don't I don't like the mentality behind it. It's a gamble Like we said we were talking about this and not just shouldn't be a gamble They should be a right Nick what you have on your finger is one of the grossest things Humanities ever wait you look like Shinji like I know deep down you hate this no, I don't hate it. Oh

Dude, there's she's all over don't hate it. Oh, there's There's she's all over my like shifter. Yeah, I gotta clean These dude did you see the machine this came out of these are barely I don't ask questions like that look I don't want to see the I don't think you should ask questions I don't want to it was in front of us. There were no questions. I asked it was an eyeline Because if you start to ask questions about wag I could be if it's not gonna be fun Dude the sludge it dude, okay, I are snowpiercer, but it's just these nachos Here's my here's my radicalized extremist opinion. These are barely nachos. These are like not even Nachos asteriskisk I'm so shocked garbage food. I'm just talking. I'm so shocked that you are the leader of this fucking tirade. I

understand systems, okay systems and order And if I'm eating shapes and And I think if there was a shape and with a hole, I could match up the shape to the hole. I could easily match the shape to the hole. I like to call things what they are. And it's like, oh, I had some chips and cheese the other day

and someone's like nachos. I'd be like, no. No, they weren't that. These aren't nachos. Dude, they're just not. They're borderline. They're like so close to not. They're nachos.

They're closer to not being nachos than they are nachos. Here's the comparison. Here's the comparison. I told you I'm an extremist. This is like if when we're walking over, it's like if you came in and told us I just had the best burger I've ever had. Like you did at LAX at one time. And then when we went to go get the best burger you've ever had, it was the hamburger at McDonald's. It was like it's... Not a quarter powder, just the hamburger. was the hamburger at McDonald's. It was like it's not a not a quarter powder just the

The small hamburger is the same thing as Post Malone like you sit around you say Post Malone's fucking saw This is not the white Iverson of not you should kill white guys with cornrows and then one day one day you're sitting around and white Iverson comes on at the right time with the right amount of moonlight and and your girlfriend has broke up with you and and you realize he's kind of the man. I want to be so clear when I put a hot Cheeto in this cheese and I eat it something is sparking in my brain. It's like Disney magic like from the old times. It is a sick if I could but when I put if I were to lick the cheese off of the chip I might throw up so I don't know how I don't know how both of those things are happening.

But once the two come together, it's like ratatouille. It is like damn ratatouille. When he matches up the two flavors in ratatouille. It's damn like ratatouille. The nacho cheese is good. No. No. Dude, I love trash food and I hate this.

And I'm not trying to be right. I'm just being honest. Have another bite. Here's the thing, we, Aiden, have devolved to doing the same thing, which is, we'll take a hot cheeto, we'll put it in the cheese and eat it. If we want a chip, we eat it without the cheese. Yeah. I like the chips.

Can we talk about the chips alone, just for a moment? Well, they're tostito. They're just bagged chips. They're just bagged chips. You can just buy this shit. Oh, yeah, at the restaurant, they're making the chips, Aiden. This is... Sometimes.

Rarely. Sometimes they do! I don't think it's rare. Sometimes they do. They get some nicer chips. Most restaurants are dumping Tostitos for their nachos and they're making the cheese and the toppings. He's right.

You know what I'm realizing? I'm a nacho aficionado. Because I like- No, because I- I'm a fish-a-nacho. No, when I get a fish-a-nachos, I like them. I eat more nachos where they make the actual goddamn things in there more than IE ones where they get them from the back. You're doing the slime thing. I'm not doing the slime thing. I'm trying to be with you, but you're making yourself- Yeah, no, listen. You're escalating. I'm not trying to say I'm an evangelist.

What do you think is crazier to say? I'm saying my standard of nachos is higher. That these are the best nachos ever or that they're not nachos? These are the best nachos ever. Is crazier? Yeah. Than they're not nachos? Yeah. Pategoros ever. It's crazier than they're not nachos Yeah, I think Categorically sometimes the all right. Are they the all right? situation with the all right wins they had a good point like broken clock type shit, they're like Yeah, just they're just chips and like synthetic cheese that you dip them in which is not what nachos are most of the time. It's like... Makes me sick.

I have to go with y'all right here. You were wrong to put trigger warnings on food during Ramadan. That was too far. It was just ridiculous. It was just a little silly. It was just a little much. All the other shit. I'm cool with shit. You know, I had to draw a line somewhere. Me personally, that was it. This is, okay, let me, a thought experiment for you, Nick.

If you were at home and you had Tostitos nachos and you had spray cheese from a can and you were spraying the cheese onto a nacho individually and eating them, which is a fine snack, would you call that nachos? Hmm. Good question. I think you're associating the act of dipping with a nacho,

which is frankly disgusting. I think nachos areating the act of dipping with the nacho which is frankly I think nachos are or chia chips and cheese and you whatever cheese you use is just Yeah, what's a tostada? What's it? Okay? You really want to get into it? You really want to get into Become a burrito ass argument is that what you want to do? A burrito is a taco, isn't it? Burritos are... no. A burrito must be closed.

A burrito must be closed. You break families up is what happens. And I'm not gonna play your little... I still don't know what a tostada is. I'm not trying to be a debate lord, okay? I think it's a word for a thick man. What's the difference between spray spray cheese with a home? Look at my point is that?

Made with nacho cheese. They're often not they're often made with like four cheese and cheddar and and you know They don't require not I feel like nacho cheese is a synthetic creation. What do you want to grab? Yeah? This is gross. No, but isn't isn't that what nacho cheese is a synthetic creation. What do you want me to grab? Yeah, this is gross. No, but isn't that what nacho cheese is? No. What is nacho cheese? Nacho cheese is the cheese that appears on the nachos. Whatever it is. Any format.

That's what I'm saying. Right. That's my argument. That's wrong. Nacho cheese is specifically like this emulsified cheese. Yeah, it's synthetic. That is what nacho cheese is. Yeah.

So when you're saying what's a nacho, and you're saying if I put synthetic cheese on a chip, I'm like, well that's, it's kind of the spirit of a nacho. These are great with nacho cheese. But would you say, you get a call from your boy, and he's like, what are you doing, bro? I'm about to finish gooning, let's hang out. And you're like, I'm eating nachos.

Okay, look, if my boy used pistachio milk to make cereal, I'd be like, why? Yuck. But it's cereal. Why is that different? It's more like using Drio milk to make cereal, I'd be like, why? Yuck. But it's cereal. Why is that different? It's more like using Dr. Pepper to make cereal. No, it's not like that. It is. It's like using PILK.

Okay, that's closer. The Hot Cheeto one is genuinely so good. These guys haven't eaten all day. You're just eating fucking- you've been starving all day and you found a dead rat and you're like no that's good bro you said hey it's right hey why don't they tell you about rat girl I'm telling you if you go to a regal theater don't get the nachos get the hot Cheetos with the nacho cheese these are insane they're so good I'm gonna go back to this now I just ate a bunch of hot I'm gonna say something those are the best nachos I've ever had

BOOM! Oh my god The hot cheeto? That's five booms for me brother BOOM! Here's the question Is hot cheeto nachos nachos cuz like they're not cheese Why would you take this away from Chester?

Because Chester has a lot Chester's not wanting for much You see what he tries to do? I'm trying to make rules! So if Chester was poor you would allow it? It's Chester's it's Chester's You know Chester's a wanting for much. You see what he tries to do? I'm trying to make rules! So if Chester was poor you would allow it? It's Chester's- you know Chester's- he's a self-made- Let me take a drink from my salt coke.

So do you think Chester's self-made? Chester of course he's self-made. Chester's not self-made. What is Chester- what? What do you mean Chester is not self-made? His parents worked at Raytheon. No, well but they didn't give him any of the money from that. No, but they made him get a job.

Look, Chester's nepotism aside, my question is, are nachos with Cheetos considered nachos? Or say on stage, call them something else, chachos. So okay, I think if we work backwards, if you were to have tortilla chips, and then you were to spread hot Cheeto dust on it that would still be nachos so what's the difference about just swapping them bitches out with hot cheetos all together my god cooking you are cooking I do think cheetos are chips yeah I think it's true I think they're a type of chip I think they're yes yes Where is what?

aren't gummy candy and Cheetos aren't chips. I see slime likes to organize thing of course I do He likes to organize things and if I like things making sense distinct categories And if we start blurring lines we get a whole bunch of weird shit. God forbid that would be bad We need to divide the lines one thing can't be two things at once. Unless it's a qubit. Oh, god, he's watching videos. I want to say, as the only Latinx person in this car, you're certified good nachos with the hot cheetos.

I refuse. I refuse for them to be called that. I'm LaTinx. I refuse. I'm LaTinx or not. Call it a snack. I'm LaTinx. He's not.

You can't say LaTinx. He's LaTinx. I'm not tanks. He's not you can't say the tanks We said Latin X is a joke on the pod a couple weeks back and people were messaging me is like bro Don't say that not cuz it's a problem. It's just that a lot of people hate it. Oh, yeah, they just hate it Yeah, they just think it's funny. Well, we say it as a joke. Yeah, yeah, of course But I thought it was really funny like we had a lot of pushback But that one that one had some specific that was spice to it push back which was interesting. They're not not okay Go we're gonna go around we're gonna go around yeah sure everyone give their 1 to 10 rating Not in all-time food and not sure yeah, yeah, of course of course all right starting with well Nick, please

Having it in the light of the moon having had it for your third time now that you have your post not clarity on the nachos You don't have a movie to distract you You know if presence of great friends to bounce up well I guess you do and then he there any breasts in the movie if there were if there was a movie There's so much cheese. I mean, there's a lot of cheese There's a lot of cheese So much I saved a decent amount of it. But all right. Yeah, hit me hit me um Guys seven

Seven seven three this tastes like a toy. It's a little toy. Okay, so I'm I think it might have lead in it I give this It's funny because again my standard for a lot of shit is low like I I'll eat a lot of shit If this is in front of me if this is in front of me Yeah, I even though you do have a fingernail in your car. I don't believe I give these a Strong to to a light three whoo. Yeah, these are bad. These are fucking bad rather be eating totinos at home with spray cheese Individually and we can call that nachos now because everything I guess is because we're merging everything There's a hundred when I eat steak and rice that's nachos now

That's nachos because the rice is the cracker rice is the chip and the steak is the cheese I guess that's what I'm doing because they both come from cow Come from cow The og og this chip with this cheese yeah is a strong four out of ten Yeah, it's almost a five. It's a strong four out of ten love. Give me the 5 baby, give me the 5. The 5 is average. Imagine them piping. Imagine them piping.

Let me get there. The Hot Cheeto is a 9 out of 10. Woo! 9? It's phenomenal. It's better than almost any nacho I've ever had. It's really, it's really crazy. That's psychotic. I think it's so good. You're reaching so far. Do you know it's made by a Mexican?

Is that what upsets you? Yeah. Yeah. Are you fuming? Because they don't have Mexicans in Sweden. Yeah, it didn't come from your white ethno state. Yes. You want to rename it to hot American golf cheeto? I don't watch the Georgia Lopez show. I don't know why he has always so low-rise. Is he in the trampoline? I don't think that's... Or the trampoline is for don't think that's... Not everyone wants a long ride. So yeah, what do you think?

Aiden, let's flip it for the camera. I think this is coming in. Let's talk about what might be good. I'm thinking about what's the worst nacho I've ever had. And the problem is the worst nacho I've ever had is probably isn't far from this I think it's like wetter, soggier versions of this with like staler chips Yeah, like if they didn't separate it Yeah, it's like if someone left this out for a while that would be a one that would be a one And I think these are coming in at a nice

Three They're coming in like I can handle these. Just a hard three. I think a one you throw up, like you can't eat it. This is sitting exactly in the pocket of, I would never ever spend money on this, but if they were sitting out, I would still eat them. Yes, thank you. I think we see really, truly, I am vulnerable. For me,

I'm one level above. I would order them at like a Dodgers game. If the alternative is like weirdly long hot dog. It's just Willingly order they're giving me more meat and they're trying to save money No, no, you don't get meat you're saying we could go back up there get some meat I mean cut up the hot the hot cheeto ones, but with like some fucking carne asada on it Yeah, now you're just building actual good nachos. And he has some guac.

He's just talking about- and all you have. And then maybe like a small set of sour cream. I want you to make a chip. Maybe even a homemade chip. We should do better cheese. When we post this episode, go back and see the fucking awful lobbying you were due. You're drunken rambling in the night. Leave, it was disgusting. Yeah, what's the hot cheese?

A little bit of this? I would never watch. What's that rank? Also the night. Oh, it was disgusting. Yeah, what's the hot cheat? A little bit of this? I would never watch. What's that rank? I don't even like hot cheetos that much. And that's easy. A seven. That is at least a seven. I'm right on Aidan's tip here. I think his shaving his head has made me agree with him extremely.

We're very similar. We're more locked in with that. We're borderline Siamese twins. Here's the thing though. Here's the thing. Because kind of the, you know, the essence of what I was getting at when I brought this to, in confidence I'll say, which has been betrayed, was that a movie theater, to my surprise, is capable of producing a magical food moment. Dude, the rewriting is insane.

You guys are just having that moment with the hot Cheeto version. The rewriting is magical. It's not even, the thing is though we picked this up and we went in the car. It's not necessarily about, we were actually going away from the movie theater experience. We just got it at the movie theater's counter. My point is the movies produced food that you guys rated above a 7. When you go- My hypothesis is not bad.

Produce is such a funny word. They just bought two items and smashed them together and sold it at a markup. It makes me want to- Why is it so crazy if I like it? Huh? Best in your life? That was the crazy part. Best in your life is incest. That's why this is so crazy. That's what you said like a hundred times. It's not crazy that you like it. Can we come together as friends? I don't think I said that. What we have learned- I don't think I said that

We've learned is that Nick has not lived a fulfilling life in many aspects and we need to hang out with them more There's holes. Yeah, his human experience has like holes in it. There's an easy explanation here. Nick Have you only had nachos like four times? Yeah, right. No, I've had a decent Low-sample size. We're trying to find you an out buddy. My girlfriend who fell down the stairs and no one asked if she was okay. She loves nachos and I will eat off her little plate. So I've had plenty of nachos in my time. Oh, so you've like had- I've had many dugout nachos.

I've had many movie theater nachos. Sporting event soccer game nachos. I've never made- no, I have made nachos. Making nachos is so good. I've made nachos. Making nachos is so good. I've made nachos with some like four cheese. Nick, with opinions like this you could be the GM of the Mavs. Have you guys ever taken like the Toastino's nacho cheese stuff in the jar and then just dipped into it with chips? Yeah.

Is that nachos? Yes. Okay. Is that nachos? It's lazy nachos but yes it's nachos. Poor man's nachos. I call it poor man's nachos. Cause you didn't do the effort of just putting them out.

Wait, I got a question. I got a question. Swap that dip, swap that dip out for a blue cheese dip. Is that a nacho? The really gross way to make them. I don't think that's a nacho anymore, because I don't think blue cheese is... But it's still cheese. No, blue cheese dip is not cheese.

That's a dressing. It's a dress, yeah, it's a dressing. Because blue cheese dip, I don't think is like real blue cheese, right? Blue cheese isn't always a dressing. Well, you're dipping it in like goat cheese. Probably yeah it's a dress. Because blue cheese, I don't think it's like real blue cheese. Blue cheese isn't always a dressing. But you're dipping it in like goat cheese. Probably what he's talking about. But like, I don't know what I'm saying. Crumble the blue cheese.

We're entering like charcuterie territory. What I'm trying to say is like when you start dipping your chip in white cheeses, is it still a nacho? I think the cheese has, it can't be white. Why can't it be the white cheese cheese cuz the whites don't get this one The whites don't get this one Buddy not show mind control. It could be called snow buddy Buddy not just the white cheese, and you just cut up Gouda wait. Oh, let me try one more thing Of course the Swedes trying to find a way to make a white yeah that footage back

There's gonna be so unusable. I think that's okay almost assuredly The big one I think you can put almost anything in nacho cheese, and it'll taste okay except for these chips This the chips are good well We got a lot of really funny footage when we were walking and hanging out and I- I- the machine that this emerged from It looked like it belonged in a fact like a car like Manufacturing plant. It's in like- it was like a fucked up like it was gross. I want to show- I want to show all the cheese And the console. It's like the villains factory in a kids movie That just pumps out sludge. It was like it was like the Power Rangers by the news like fucking this shit like

They're putting in the water supply. It turns you into a donkey like in Pinocchio. There's so much cheese all over your car That's all right. I want to call it. I call it all right. Hey everyone. Let me get this back So where we learn we learned that? Nick was wrong and even he thought he was wrong. Well maybe the commenters, maybe our viewers. Commenters, please go to Regal Theaters. Is there a Regal Theater near you? Order the nachos with code YARD.

They're saying movies are back. They're gonna know what that means. Say, I'd like the code YARD nachos. It's 5% off. While you're at it, cancel your Netflix subscription. Yeah, and kill your parents. Archie, put a spiral on the screen. subscription. Yeah and kill your parents Archie put a spiral Spiral kill your parents and eat the nachos and rate them an eight

Yeah, let us know what you think I Marked this one as a win for me. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wow Illusional I think we all agree that I've once again proven, uh, I know a lot. We gotta kill that guy at the counter for saying Dr. Mario. We walked out with- we walked out with this one. Nick, did you like your soda? Yeah. Did you really do it?

It was Pepsi, bitch. Stupid Pepsi. Oh, sure, that's fine. I like Pepsi. Both. He didn't even notice. He fucking noticed. What does that matter? You Pepsi'd me and I'm supposed to be like mad? We just thought that a guy who thinks he's so perceptive might take a look at the cup! Ha ha!

Ah! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like pepsi. Alright guys, thanks for hanging out. Again, please, I swear to God, if you go to Ariegel and try the nachos, we want to hear what you think. Because it's divided us like, it's the most divisive thing we've ever dealt with. Good shot. Hold the shot right there, it's a good shot. It's a bad shot. We're going to close on this shot. Close it out, close it out, Aiden. Alright, thanks for joining us in the back of the car at Ariegel Cinema.

And you can get nachos just like us if you head on over there So we'll see you next time on the super On the article challenge On the article challenge I'll come to your house and I'll give you some nacho cheese There, buy it now Those look like shit Kill yourself

You're crazy, you think nachos like that look bad Go to the reddit post, look at that fucking picture No no no, the reddit one looks like shit Find it You just go to the reddit post look at that fucking picture. No. No the ready one looks like Find it the eyes go to the Google search Yeah, maybe go back maybe right click that picture in the Google search and then go like open or something that one's way too much Our clothes and I'm sure I don't really like that I'm not you mean I don't care if it's pixelated. Oh Look at these pictures do these look fucking Like yeah, like zoom it. Oh my god. This is rough

It's gonna look like shit That looks bad unless that's queso fresca in which case yum, that'd be crazy, okay? What they blurred it like it's 34 those look like shit You know I figured it out you think nachos are a different That looks like mine. I think we all think nachos are a different thing than you do. Go to the 8 on the map. Awesome, the three colors used to paint a Home Depot.

That's what I want food to look like. As opposed to Chester Cheetah colors? That's Blast Premier Pro League colorway. That's a little extra. It has like cilantro and pickled onions on it That looks pretty good The pickled onion looks way too much cilantro The pickled onion will look like a pickle That looks pretty good

So how about we go to three places? Wait where's Regal on this? I don't see it on the list I'm discovering, I'm discovering What a bummer bro That's just, that's crazy. What a damn bummer. That's just called Thank You Mother. That's awesome. We go to three places.

We'll go to like a like a fucking... Oh, we'll go to Barney's Beery. That's probably like an authentic, maybe like Mexican spot. Get some real nachos. Why were you bringing up authentic for real gal? You guys are bringing up the fucking Eater LA. Best nachos. Oh, I thought we're in Los Angeles.

Where can I get authentic Mexican cuisine? Where do you think nachos come from? The guy who gave me the nachos was Mexican. Where do you think nachos come from? That's a start. I don't think nachos are Mexican. It's tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetables. I think it's like Tex-Mex.

You don't think nachos are Mexican? I think it's Tex-Mex. I think they are because you make it with corn, tortillas. Surely nachos are Mexican. I don't know tortillas. Surely not shows are Mexican real shit. I don't know. Look at the etymology of nachos. I think it might be Texas. If they're not in the collective mind, we consider them so.

So they kind of are. I don't think that's how things should work. There's not somewhere being like, you know, Russia, Russia, not just a Russian, like who fuck you. What is this shit? Mexican Spanish, that's the word or is that the food? I think it's the word. Oh wait. Yeah It means flat nosed. At Tex-Mex delight? At Piedras? And his name was Ignacio

That's great. No way. And they called him Nacho? His name was Ignacio. It is Tex-Mex Wait, his name was Ignacho Regal. That's a border state. No, it was not Ignacho Regal. Ignacho the Regal movie man. It was not Ignacho Regal. Wait! Wait!

Dude, dude, remember you were talking about ghosts? Oh my god, they were made in a pyramid. I don't know what to tell you. We will do this yard against. Bloodwigs always wanted to eat food with us. It's actually very sweet. It was his first idea for a yard video. It's one of my favorite things.

I hate it. Just like, I hate what's happening right now is that like, it's like, oh guys, oh, ring the bell. I had the best doctors ever. Everyone listen to me. It was so more casual than that. So now if you guys go and they're just like slightly below ST and they're like pretty good.

It's like, you can't appreciate those. My goal is not gonna be my reaction. It's gonna be yours So if we go to all three these places and you sit there and you go Ringo is the best And you like hold firm Like I'll be incredulous, but like I'll take the L if you can with a straight face Oh my god, it was a straight I'll take the L. If you can with the straight face. Oh my God. It was a straight face.

You can be like, you have to eat them butt first. He's drinking the sauce. I'm going to eat them butt first. He just brings a fucking straw. We'll find out. I finished them before the fucking, and look. Yeah, because you're a cow of a man. I was hungry.

I was hungry. That was factoring into my enjoyment. Which is very important. I will say too. They were so perfectly salty. Nick's girlfriend. And the cheese was so fucking warm and the right amount of spicy. She apparently fell down the stairs. And you can tell what happened.

She fell down the fucking stairs at the movies like a family guy. Can't you? You brought it up last time. We talked about this on the main app. Wait, oh did we? Yeah. She said, I said to her, you, you felt that, did I say this? She said the funniest thing I think ranked.

She said, I collapsed like a character in a video game who has been beheaded. I was like, damn. Yeah, it was like that. Oh my God. Both of her knees stopped working first. The first thing is to stop her knees. Yes, you guys are always biting my shit.

We're biting your shit. It's your takeaway? Whenever you are always biting my shit. We're biting your shit? It's your takeaway? I've been a mess without Cutie. She's been gone. Oh yeah? Oh, you came back without her? Yeah, and I've been living bachelor life. Wait, and the pets are gone too, right? Pets are gone, yeah. Everyone's gone because she's with family. So I'm nasty alone, but I didn't realize the heaters in our house only work or they are set to work when people walk by.

Because I don't move at all in my house. Oh, it's so good. It just goes to like 59 degrees. I don't need that. It gets very cold. And then I've been eating pancakes for every meal. Well, at least you're making something. I do only cook.

That's kind of nice. But just pancakes. Are you are you butt ass? I was butt ass. And then I was on the phone with Cutie and she's like, oh, by the way, my assistant's going of just pancakes. Are you are you badass? Um, I was badass and then I was on the phone with Cutie. She's like, oh by the way, my assistant's gonna come through I was like, oh I forgot People have Jesus Christ That wasn't bad is there looking up a fall compilation? Can you look up people falling downstairs compilation? I'll tell you what's the most like done sexual just leave it just leave it running

I'll tell you what's the most like just leave it just leave it running. No It's unsexual falling on the side falling into my girlfriend into her. Oh, never mind. Just take a back always And you always do that. I'm really young my one. We were at the movie theater. Yeah, you have $20 How do you spend it a bunch of crunch? Okay, no, I get something at last I get them damn dots. I like the dots. The gummy candy? They're not gummy. Don't say shit like that. They're gummy dots. Dots are gummy. They're not, we cannot do this. They're not gummy. Dots are gummy. They don't spring back.

No, not Dippin' Dots. He's thinking of dots the colorful gummies. The colorful gummy candy. They're shaped like the heads of penises. Yes. Those are Yes gummy gummy candy I I don't know how what are they explain how wrong you guys are they they're like soft Gelatin literally called gumdrops. They're not it's a gummy. Okay, you eat a gummy bear and you eat one of these vastly different Tension you you that and that's what a great word. It's tension. But they're all with gummy bears. They're the only gummy bear.

Gummy worms. If you eat combined chocolate and you eat feastsables, they're going to be very different experiences. They're both chocolate. This is like way different than, no, they're not. You're getting it fucking wrong. You know what? Caramel corn and butter popcorn, both popcorn.

This is fucked up. I feel like this is how Nick feels. This is the gummy family. You're saying something that's insane! It's not how I feel, because you're wrong. These writer rooms, you're doing weird shit. No, it wasn't like that. You're fucking stupid.

In these writer rooms- You're fucking stupid for saying dots are gummies? You're fucking stupid. They're not gummies. No, so, I will explain- That would be awesome, it's not that. I will explain. Dipping dots, dipping-

Sorry, not dipping dots. Dots, dots are gummies before they figured out how to make them have snap. This is pre-World War IIots. Dots are gummies before they figured out how to make them have snap. This is pre World War two technology. Our Swedish fish gummies. Yes, to gummy fish. Wow. To gummy. I'm beside myself. Would they be beside myself? They're just like soft candy snacks.

Oh, my God. It's a gummy is defined by its tension. No, it is. If only we had a word to make those three words one if only we had Kind of like chewing gum I actually love that I would call cuz I can call cutie I would love that and she fucking knows her sweet. She does know her sweet We should call her please and we should say do she frame it this way to be the most fair to frame Everyone's I think I'll be right we shall we frame it

We should say we're gonna list out candies and I want you to say, is this a gummy candy or not? And we'll start with chocolate. I like this. No. You go gummy bear. Right control variables. Oh shit! Wait let me see that one. Oh dude the fucking whole ATV fell on him dude.

Yeah that happens man. There was no ATV in the middle. Is there any screaming? I like how it says comedy fun in the corner you got your phrasing figured out nick the phrasing um yeah all right this is what i want you to do i want you to say we're live that one was good hello girlfriend uh i have a question nick's gonna ask you i'm on the podcast by the way okay bring it Bring it over here. I'll hold it in the mic. Hi cutie. Hey, sorry, I lost my voice a little bit. Um, I'm gonna list off a series of candies And I want you to say

Yes, or no depending on if it is a gummy candy or if it is not a gummy candy Okay, all right. Ready? Yeah. Chocolate. No, no. Of course. Yes. Dots. That's a tricky one. Isn't it?

I guess yes. I guess yes. Why? Why would you say that though? Because it's technically a dumb drop. What about Swedish fish? What about Swedish fish? I guess yes. Why why do you say why would you say that though? Because it's technically a dumb drop What about Swedish fish? What about Swedish fish?

They're gummy. Yeah Slime said not just think I'm right. Only our dots not gummy Swedish fish aren't gummy It's the same the only gummy candy he can think of is the one that has gummy in the name Gummy is defined by tension. Give me her back. No, gummy is defined by ingredient. Oh, god damn it. Even Google is with us. Thank you for solving that.

Nick is still also a crazy person because he thought the best nachos come from Regal theaters. But anyway, that's all. What's her opinion on that? Do you like nachos? You guys have a lot to talk about. Yeah, we've been actually arguing for about 40 minutes Alright, I love you very much

She said you said I love you she got a K. That's you with the K. She said are you guys cool? Hey? That's dark. She said I love you. No she didn't know she said K You would I love you. No, she didn't know she said K. We heard it. You didn't hear it You went I love you and she went okay She went okay. Love you in the pot fell Happen she's go shit guys. Oh, we're gonna leave We're gonna try to figure out this ghost situation and we're also gonna beat the shit out of Nick for what he did Remember to like comment subscribe to comedy fun for more falling down action and we'll see in the ultra suck my way out You're gonna suck his way out suck my way out And we'll see in the ultra secret. I'm going to suck my way out. He's going to suck his way out. I'm going to suck my way out.

And we'll see you next time. We chop a bunch of gummies into small millimeter cubes and feed them to you and see if you can determine. I would absolutely determine. I'm not even kidding. I don't, I just, I'm so right. You know how she gave paws, right? Because she had-

What about the little root beer candies? Those are gummy. Cause they're chewy. We're gonna break your legs, bro. I wanna break your legs. They're fucking different! I wanna break your legs. I wanna break your legs.

I wanna break your legs. Alright, oh yeah. If the bag of Swedish fish said gummy fish on it, would you change your mind? Or would you still say the bag is wrong in spirit? Bag is wrong. Okay. Wow. That illuminates a lot for me.

Thank you for watching. We're still on? Yeah, at the super secret episode. We're gonna do our regal theater taste tests So make sure to get to the high-pitch off to that's how it really is So I buy your secret