The Yard - Ep. 187 - He Spied On Us...

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

This week, the boys talk about attending Genesis, interacting and meeting fans, and how Ludwig almost died... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to, I want to scream and shout and let it all out and scream child, and let the doll out. How do you make it look, how do you make yourself look so ugly? How do you make yourself do that? It's like you transform. Wanna know the greatest trick I've ever played? Can you suck it in really quick? The greatest trick I've ever made is making you think... Stop holding it.

That I ever was beautiful. Literally, you just are. Yeah, okay dude. Real hot guy shit. You are beautiful. Stop. Oh my, is it hard or soft? I can't are. Yeah, okay, dude. Real hot guy shit. You are beautiful. Stop. Oh my, is it hard or soft? I can't tell.

It's very doughy. Why is it? You have like a gut. Because I'm big like that. I guess you are. Because I'm big like that. He was in a classic Ludwig fit today, which is like, you know, the bottom half of this, tank top, and then some extravagant pair of sunglasses.

He looked like a new kid at the Hey Arnold School. While Zipper 3's parents were visiting the office and he comes up the stairs while I'm talking to them. And then they look at him and he's like, sorry, I don't usually dress like this. I'm like, you do. That's a good bit. That's a good bit. I don't know.

Is Zipper 3's dad bald? No, he's bald. No, why are you bald? He's not bald like your dad. You fucking terrorist asshole. He's not like my No. He's bald. No? Why are you bald? But he's not bald like your dad. You fucking terrorist asshole. No, he's not like my dad. He's got more than you! Pfft.

Is that true? Yes! No, it is not. Wait, I have a picture. Okay. Please. Thank God. Please.

Thank God. Please. And you know who's groaning and who's not? Yeah, you're not groaning. He's looking up his own pictures. He's trying to double check. Do I remember this right? When I start losing arguments?

Okay, Aiden wins the argument. I'm gonna go on my phone. Aiden wins the argument. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Let me see it. Oh, bro. Bro, from the front it's not as bad. Yeah, he- Rogan fixes that. That's the crown.

He deceived me. I didn't realize the top. He's a tall man. Why do you have a picture of- The back of your girlfriend's dead head? You're being annoying. you have a picture of the back of your Who are being annoying who I'm beating on is none of your pictures create any of your big as a picture We did that right wait wait wait so like just to be clear just we just pulled up a picture of my girlfriend's dad I I like it. I like it. I know she's in the picture And the picture is like a like a bird's-eye view of them We show you is it a warehouse. I have a I have a different picture

So we're your mom. I'm trying to it must be it looks like a CCTV Her mom, okay. He has a straight-on photo of her to you. That was a selfie. Oh my god You got a selfie you you get all the luck. Yo, it's your Oh my god. Why does he have a selfie? You get all the luck. Yo, it's your new dad. What do you think it means? You're gonna have two beautiful moms. If you play your cards right, it was Zipper 3.

Well, that's her step- Oh, shit! You lost so much of the drink in the process. Now it looks like you wet yourself. You covered your phone. Don't do that. You missed. Okay, that was kinda cool actually. You covered your phone. You have pee- don't do that. You missed. Okay, that was kind of cool, actually.

That was kind of cool. The gooners are going to go crazy on that shit. You look like you have your box. You do, like you wet your your whole pussy. Look, all I'm saying is you play your card right through. Jesus Christ. Did you send me that picture, by the way? No, that is so weird.

That is so weird. That is so weird. It's odd that he has it. It's not weird. Well, if we both have it, it's normal. No, it doesn so weird. That is so weird. That is so weird. It's always weird that he has it. It's not weird. Well, if we both have it, it's normal. No, it doesn't even it out. It's not like you get the picture of my girlfriend's parents. Who's more weird?

The guy asking for it or the guy who has it in the first place? That's actually a good question. The guy who has it in the first place because you don't know how he got it. I have the picture because Genesis happened this weekend and as you know, Genesis was the same weekend as Valentine's Day. So me and Aiden, you know, did what any sensible boyfriend to do and we went to the melee event and we dished our girlfriends Bad boyfriend's alert. We left our you were also Genesis It's true you know later. We'll still figure that out. No one knows for sure where you were

But me and Aiden were definitely hanging out and we were at Genesis and our girlfriends hung out with each other, okay Yeah, they spent Valentine's Day together, and they did like a yoga day, which her parents came to. Yeah. Are they doing okay? Like her parents are like happy? They're doing phenomenal. They're doing great. Really? You actually have no shot here. Damn.

They go around the country in a van together. Oh. And they hike a lot. Oh, God. They're staying active. They go around the country in a van together. Oh and they hike a lot. Oh Yeah, they're staying here your angle here. Maybe is like he your husband Let me ask you a question like 20 miles I can hike third. Okay, it's night time It's nighttime and they gotta pick a movie. How's it going? Like it's just them two and they gotta pick a movie to watch like what's the rationale is he like whatever you want? Or is it like I get to pick the movie

What's the rationale is he like whatever you want or is it like I get to pick the movie? He seems like the type that would have a suggestion top of head but would happily go with movies gonna watch like every time yeah every time they're gonna watch the notebook or the b-movie okay you're well now you're assuming something about Women in their 60s she's in her 60s? Yeah. She's a parent of a damn 30 year old. They're fit for 60. Dude.

It's cause all they do is hike. They hike and run. That's so sick. You got some crunchy as granola step parents. That's gonna be great. Parents in laws. Well, welcome back to the art episode 99. I got an idea. Okay. Not anther's ladder, manser's ladder.

And instead of matching up from vermele sets, you match up to get answers from other men. From adult men who have good advice. They have good advice, but also And a cool trivia. Yeah. Like dynamite weighs this much. That's a manser.

Dynamite weighs this much.'s a man sir dynamite weighs this much Always a hundred and I still have to receive the advice from regular friends And I hate it, but I have to heat the advice. You're just making ask Jeeves Yeah, but it's populated by real man. Jeeves isn't a man Yeah, Jeeves is a servant Servants can't be men. Yes, they can. And Jeeves was one.

Jeeves was never a Marine. Jeeves was never, Jeeves was a servant, but wasn't a man. Jeeves was too effeminate. Jeeves had that clear come. Was Jeeves NB? Like, what are we talking about? Jeeves was a Jeans.

Jeeves just washed clothes with his hands. Their hands. It's Javet now. Was Genie from Aladdin enby? Genie from Aladdin's a man. He had blue hair. No, he didn't have leg. He didn't have leg at all.

He's a Genie. He was so enby he made his whole body blue. The reason he was a man, what was it with this, he's a Genie talk. What do you mean genies are? They're a genie. No, the genie's not non-binary. Why are you putting your foot in the sand here? I think it's less likely that the gender binary would apply to genies.

I think it would certainly apply. But aren't genies dead guys? They're like magical beings who don't need fur. But they start as humans who become genies. So you presumably drop gender on the way out. That's what I'm saying. Doesn't death kind of wipe that slate? You've got to be leaving gender at the door

if you become a genie. Yeah, I think that makes a lot of sense. We can only interpret it. You think you've been in the bottle 2,000 years, you're coming out and you're still locked in on whether you're a man or a woman. They're burying me with my pronouns. That's high key. Hbox Bury me with my pronouns.

That's high key. Hbox would be buried with his pronouns. Ludwig, Ludwig Oggred. This is like, if people start like removing gender from dead people, it's going to be Republicans on their tombstone putting pronouns. Just to remember, it was he him. It was he him. Yeah, that's actually a fucked up. I'm taking it with me. You don't need to know.

But I didn't have a girlfriend to bail on at Genesis, so I just went normally. I guess, okay. So it's still a very fashionable way to do it. Fashionable? I went from prom alone. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Nice to meet you, fellow Smashers.

I don't have a girlfriend. It's not like that. Oh, you don't't have a girlfriend. It's not like that. Oh, you don't also have a girlfriend. Did you enter the bracket for others who were like you? It's a great way to make friends. It's the regular, it's the bracket. Yeah, it's funny it's called the single bracket. We were joking about how,

me and Shayk were talking about what's the most exciting outcome of Genesis possible. I did float the idea of Juan Deby Edmond winning. I said that would be pretty cool, he hasn't won in a while. But we agreed that the actual hypest outcome would be Mew2King winning. If he won the tournament. That'd be insane. Despite all odds.

And we were saying that, and for the first time ever, even though they've always been there, all of the South Africans in the crowd would stand up. And they'd all start waving their flags and they'd be singing the national anthem. Finally we have a breakout player. Yeah after all this time we're finally represented. It would be all the people in South Africa that he's convinced to do things for him. This is the guy that drives me around. Rewriting Invictus, so instead of Matt Damon, it's Morgan Freeman. Just telling you to king, we need to win Genesis to bring the nation together. He puts on a crown. He's a white king.

We're all going to get power if you do this. It'll be awesome. Yeah, that would rule. I think also one of extremely high extremely high about come would would have been aiding winning That's like say you know what would be really high Megatron showed up and then had sex with us And proposing to me After I beat Graves again imagine aiden and he's me. And she's like, oh, what happened there? And she's smooching Aiden. After I beat Graves again.

Imagine Aiden and he's fucking bald. And he's sitting there and the camera's on him and he's on the Genesis stage and he's wiping his hands. Yeah, yeah. And H-Box is across from him. He's playing as H-Box. And he's locking in. OK.

And he's fucking bald as fuck. Yeah. And everyone's like, it's just crazy that he's a podcaster. He just said fuck for the 30th time. I just had a parlay. I got like. He's like raging. I got like 20 game fuck for the 30th time. I just had a parlay He's like raging like 20 game. That is such an easy over Aiden today Cursing like a sailor. Yeah, the issue is I would hate to see Aiden in a top eight of a major tournament Not because I don't want to see him thrive, but because when he loses he will kill himself. He will kill him

I want to see him or is born it He won't kill. He doesn't have the Constitution. It's gonna be Moki x2. No, I think he tried to punch his opponent swing it It would he'd punch himself. Yeah So hard that his his face would go inside out am I wrong Scooby-doo Okay, here's what happened. We already have evidence. Aiden would swing on Triff. Triff would just stand still.

The punch would miss. He'd spin around, fall on a chair, million dollar baby himself. We gotta pull the plug. I pulled him instantly. I don't want you to suffer. And then you'd get added on Twitter and be like, Shopify rebellion stands by this behavior. Shopify rebellion. And I'm like, yes, sir.

Yes, sir. If you guys don't like, yes, sir. If you guys don't know, OK, Moki, he feels really bad about this. But I almost made a big mistake because he was playing a tournament set. Yeah. And he was getting yelled at. And people were going like, yeah, get those two. He's Canadian. And they're like, I like tariffs. Get the tariffs ready. You're about to be our 51st state.

And they're just yelling that. And we're going to we're going to colonize your butthole. Yeah, they're yeah, it's I don't think it's more about those rumors It was rumors that we should get in tariff your butthole. Yeah, okay part of the room We're you clear were you what is there? I said most of it So he's gonna yell that by people not playing with them. Yeah, and then after winning Yeah, he turns around and he's like, dude, fuck you. Come on, you piece of shit. Kill yourself. And before you kill yourself, he said something pretty awesome, too. He said, suck my fat fucking cock and balls. And balls.

Yeah. Suck my spags fucking cock and balls. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty awesome. And there's a video. There's a video. and he had a hot gamer moment. Yeah. And look, I like to hold it back. I think it's too far, personally. Okay. Do you? Do you?

You think it's too far? You think it's too far? Yeah, I would say that's inappropriate to say. I think most people would say it's too far. But I'm on the same page. Right. I'm with most people. I don't think you should be saying that

to other people in the world. You shouldn't be saying that to other people. You should be saying that ever. Yeah, I under no circumstances. Unless they said, you say, can you say kill yourself so I can live for another 100 years and only this phrase on the or if they said it, if you don't tell me to kill myself, I'm going to actually do it. OK, maybe those like niche one off problem. Yes. You know, personally against.

Right. Yeah. But I live and die by that. We've done that. But I got it. I got tagged and I found out about all this because someone tweeted at Ludwig and then at NARC at Shopify. They're like, are you guys really having a player in your roster who does stuff like this?

And I saw it and I wanted to tweet at them. Kill yourself. That would have been so. Oh, kill yourself. That would have been so fire. That would have been unreal. And I'm drafting the tweet and I'm like, uppercase K, lower economic. No, no, no. That person had their leg like this over a rake.

It was all over a rake. And they're like, make me do it, Lowe. Yingling of all people comes in. And I'm telling him about the, I'm like, oh, you see the Mokie thing. He's like, yeah, Mokie feels. Yeah. And I'm telling him about the I see the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Moki feels so bad. And I'm like. Yeah, I talked to him.

He feels literally so like cut up about it because, you know, he didn't, you know, he acted like emotionally and rationally, and he just he didn't mean to say that. Like, it's a real person. He didn't mean it. I was like, yeah, that's good. That's good. Good Moki. Good auto.

I don't like the writers of the season having Nick Yingling come and deliver the news in full. Beacon. I have a way around this. We're going to do some damage control over. We're going to make a new rule for melee. Okay. Every CRT is going to have a timer above it.

It doesn't start until the set is over and it's about like eight seconds and until that timer hits the year, you can say whatever you want. You can start until the set is over. And it's about like 8 seconds. And until that timer hits zero, you can say whatever you want. You can say anything. This is a bad idea. No, this would save Moki if we had it at the time. I think people would... This would also save that one Ganondorf guy. Yeah, it's...

He took way more than 8 seconds. I'll dial it to 6, but trust me, I want you to know it does not change the example you brought up. It's the end of the lobby at the end of a CSGO game. I'll dial it to six, but I trust me. I want you to know it does not change the example you brought up. It's the end of the lobby at the end of a CSGO game. Yeah, exactly. You get all the anger out right there, and then they go home and they don't hit their heads.

I think instead... The purge, but it slurs. Yeah. I think instead you shout into a box. White men lining up for their N-word path at the purge factory. At the purge factory to get the Yeah, it would be around the block. I think instead you shout into a box and then it just gets recorded and then you can listen back later and then you can listen to what you're like.

A box you can shout anything you want into. This is just a confessional. This is also just like a recording device. Did the yard invent religion again? Yeah, and we need a god. Probably Mithukeng. Of all the figures. Well...

Dude... I almost died on the way home from Genesis. Shut up! You're such a moron! I don't know shit about this. Okay, first off, mean, right? That was mean to say. Are we just gonna glaze over that? He said you're such a moron. I remember what I said. Yeah, call me a freaking moron. Well, you haven't you haven't proven why you're not Well, I've proven why I am. I might just default a moron. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes

Okay, well, okay, so this story's not gonna help So we were at dinner You look like you're right now You look like you're like an older brother and you're about to reveal that you also shaved your head. Because your little sister has cancer. And she's gonna cry. That's the vibe you guys. Except my little sister's Aiden, he doesn't have cancer, he's just a cancer t-shirt. When he sees you have the shaved head.

Aiden is just a balding woman. It's still red. Uh, we're at dinner. Us three. Slime's out there. I wasn't there. I said no. I need it. Please. I'm going to zipper. I'm going to send you a photo. I'm going to send you a photo. I always get fucking talking about.

Oh, is it we're still OK? Fuck. OK. Just shake. Just really. This is important content. Yeah, please. Shake at the at Genesis goes to like the concessions line. Not known for amazing food at the Genesis theater. Absolutely not. And he orders the meatballs.

I took a really funny picture of Shake looking at the meatballs with his phone out at like Genesis. It looks so funny. Shake's a freak, huh? I'm excited to show you guys. Is it his thing to order the weirdest shit on the menu? I gotta find, I gotta go find the person who made the website and see if they're willing to add a second photo. Because I do think it could- His face just turns into that again. I gotta go find the person who made the website and see if they're willing to add a second photo. Because I do think it could... His face just turns into that again.

He looks like he's sad about it. Anyway. I hope we're good to hit the Tina Kidd and so on. I go up to you guys after your block is over and I'm like, do you guys want to eat? And you were like, no. And you were like, yes. On the walk over to food, this is less than 10 minutes after I asked Slime, Slime messaged Shake and said, where do you get those meatballs?

I want those meatballs. So he was hungry, he just said no to us. No, he had a flight to catch, so he didn't have time for dinner. How was your flight? It was like right after, it wasn't 10 minutes later because I was in the airport already. I remember it Here's what I said. Sorry. That's even more embarrassing. You were in the airport thinking about these meatballs I wasn't I just looked at his story cuz he okay This is what I said

So you asked you asked him about the meatballs when you couldn't have you get the meatball is confusing You replied to their story. How did you get this is what I said. So I made this thing called Fiat currency because it's backed by gold. I mean, you know, I'm a clown right now, but I know I'm in the right. So I'm relaxed because. Because it's a fucking auditorium. It's like a stadium, right? I'm like, I have never maybe I'm uncultured.

I have never seen this option. I thought it's a weird option. Like brought pasta. I looked like pasta and meatballs, like a bowl of spaghetti into the venue. And it's while he's watching melee. That's the stats with the picture was. So my question wasn't those look good.

Boss. Can I get some of that? My goat. It was how did you get that? What the fuck? It was how did you require pasta? And then he said, concession stand. Yeah. We are at steakhouse if you're trying to.

And then I said, no, I'm at the airport. I thought you brought in pasta. That would have been a move. That's how the conversation went. That's, you know what? I'm saying. So next time, he'll try to cancel me. Did your mouth water a little bit when you saw the picture? No, they looked gross. I promise you.

I was my normal mom my normal most normal day. I didn't even eat a meatball. I was promised I was being normal. And then I ate a whole bag of Chex mix on the plane. Finn. So, yeah, we did. We did all go to dinner and you went to the airport. So question for you, how far is the airport from the venue? It's like 13 minutes. It's close.

Yeah, not even. It's not even. So you can get there quicker. It's really close. Very close. So close. In fact, we were talking even. So you can get there quicker. It's really close. Very close. So close, in fact, that we were talking about how like, oh, man, our flight's like in an hour and change. Like, should I be nervous? And I was like, no, that's fine. It's fine. Well, you could bird there.

This is what he does, bro. He does this dumb shit. He said this in passing at dinner. He said he said you could bird there. Did you bird on the freeway? Because I asked, I asked if Ludwig, like, are you coming with us or like, how are you getting there? Because me and Dan were heading to the airport. And you did.

I and it was just a bump in the conversation. You talking about a scooter. So I put a bird on the freeway like five Genesis's ago. It was crazy. Well, I couldn't. I didn't do that. I couldn't go. I couldn't go with them because I need to go back to my hotel to grab stuff. And then when I was in my hotel, I was just mapping it out.

And then next to the big car option is the bicycle option. And I clicked it and it turns out that there's a trail that goes directly from downtown San Jose to SJC uninterrupted. It is all a bike trail all the way through, and it takes like 25 minutes. Sure. Phenomenal. Okay. And I'm like, dude, put some tunes in.

Why do this over the car? Because it sounds so delightful to be on a bird with the wind sweeping my hair. I also want to clarify. You might get to the airport like an hour before your flight normally. Sure. He he had less than an hour already before the for choosing the before choosing this option, the longer option. It was a time.

I get quite a bit. I think he had like maybe 50 minutes at the point that we actually got to tell 50 minutes before the flight took off. Which means you're boarding in 10 minutes. And yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was well, it was a little less because Southwest boards closer to departure time, but but I was basically like, OK, if I run the bird now, I'll actually get there at 745 and I think it boarded at 745.

Yeah, so I was like that. Right. Keep it for eight to eight years. You will enter the was like that. Right. Keep it for it for 8 and 810 departure. You won't enter the airport at that time. No, no, no, like 740 I'll enter the airport and then I'll get through everything. I'm fine. And I know I've maximized. I didn't have to spend 20 minutes in an airport. So I win.

So I win. And I enjoy the ride. Well, the ride went on as I thought it would. Okay, I'm not a little YouTube video. I can feel it. So I get the bird. I get the bird and I start driving. I get the bird, then I get my bike.

You know? Ayo. And the bird's a woman and we're Australian? Yes. Oh! From the UK. I help you. Continue, yeah.

And I'm using like my air pods to guide me. And it's like, it has me go down this park And I'm like and I'm thinking I'm so fucking sick because it's actually breathtaking is it it's a beautiful park at night It's lit up everywhere. All right. There's like people like skateboarding and gallivanting. Yeah Rich San Jose boomer heck fucks. Yeah, might as well be all be just beheaded. Sure. But they're having a great time. They're not yet. All of them own a Juicero. And they drove their Juicero to the park.

That's how they got there. I'm listening to Orion Dance and Max Throttle. OK. And then the lights start to go away. And I'm listening to my thing. And it keeps making me, there's like forks in the road. And left is like the actual highway. and right is deeper into the woods. And every time it's telling me to go somewhere, it's like, go right at the fork and go right

at the fork. And after three go rights, I cannot see the road. And I'm below the road too, because it goes down and there's no lights except for the headlight. Is it paved? It is. It's like a bike path. Like literally a bike path that it's like those very narrow ones where it's like one's going this way, the other one's supposed to go this way.

It's paved? Yeah, it's paved. Yeah. Okay. It's like a nice paved bike path. Okay. Yeah. Without lights. Without lights. All right. And so I'm and I'm bird.

Does your bird have a light on the front? My bird has a small light in the front so I can kind of see but I kind of have to lean down to get like maximum vision cone of it. And then I got like kind of jump scared because like I'm birding and then there's no lights. But then a cat pops in to view on the bird light. I'm like the cat. And then like another cat comes in. There's like three cats. And then I'm just like flanked by like tents. There's just like, okay, a homeless world. Like every 15 feet is another tent. You found homeless world.

Homeless world. And for a mile straight, it's just tent. I wish they'd ripped you limb from limb. Yeah, you went to the back of the snowpiercer train. Snarling, snarling, eat your bones. And I start eating your hoodie off you. And I'm burdened through and I'm taking more rights. And then I come across- Eat that $10 hot dog of yours, bro.

There's a small light in front of me and the light's getting bigger. And I realize it's fire. And on the bike path, there's just a fire that some homeless people made. Hello fellow bikers. I too have gotten lost. Dude, they're just cooking atrium over a spit. I would love to get some warmth around the camp you guys have gotten lost. Dude, they're just cooking atriach over a spit.

I would love to get some warmth around the camp you guys have provided me. He's got an apple in his mouth. I don't stop. I'm short on time. I swerve around the fire. I swerve around atriach. I take the apple. I take a bite. Naturally. Like you're on your way to school in the anime. an anime? I have like maybe 15 minutes left for my ride, but it tells me to go right one final time and I can't cause it's flooded. Okay.

It is just filled with water. This is like when SpongeBob and Patrick go to the bikini rock bottom. Very much like that. Cause it's very dark. I can't go right. So I'm like, I just go left. That's simple. And what I don't realize is left is private property.

OK, and I didn't realize that I thought just a road because I saw a car. I was like civilization. And then when I get closer to car, I see the like the house and the car light is on like they're in the car chilling and I get close and there's like nowhere to go. And then they get out of the car and I'm like bad Yeah, I shouldn't be on here. So I mean once I got a gun pointed at me. I don't even Entertain the idea. I just rip like right through some random trail. They have Howard Howard Howard move Could I just arm the the perp whatever I?

Instead of disarming the perp, I go about 100 feet. When I start to get like beep, beep, beep on my bird. Oh, it's dying. I'm outside of the bird zone. Yeah, I was, I was thinking this happens. Oh, you go outside of like the AOE and it just disables it. So you can't like write it to, you know, certain areas you can't write it.

One of those areas is the airport. Oh, the whole airport is a bird free zone. OK. And what happens is it doesn't shut down, but it goes to three miles an hour. And just the location it shuts down. If you try this, if you guys want to live through my life is under a bridge. And so it's pitch black. And I'm just walking under this fucking bridge. Did you leave the bird?

And no, I'm using it to transport my wares because I have the trash bag of my stuff. What do you have a trash bag? What's a trash bag? Why do you trash bag? Why you didn't explain that? Because that's just my stuff, my bag. Like, so think of it like you got on a plane to San Jose without this.

It's strange that that is your bag. You understand that. You know how I travel, right? You have a trash bag with your stuff in it. So he went to go somewhere. He doesn't buy anything. He doesn't carry a bag. Sorry. He doesn't have anything.

He just gets on the plane with what he's wearing. And if he needs shirts or whatever, he just buys them at his location. At dinner, we were halfway through. He was like, Aiden, you got any socks? Yeah, he just buys them at his location. At dinner, we were halfway through. He was like, Aiden, you got any socks? Yeah, he asked for socks at dinner. Asking for clothes. And I said, I whispered it, because I actually was afraid he might get embarrassed. I said, look, you're not wearing socks.

And he goes, am I wearing socks? And I go, loudly, like he corrects my whispering. He goes, I'm not wearing socks, I'm not wearing underwear. Yeah, I'm like, we're at a steakhouse. In the middle of a nice restaurant. And then I break the socks out. I pass the socks to him like I'm doing a drug deal. I like give them under the table. Yeah, you dab them up and there's socks in your hand.

I had a two day trip. It was San Francisco day one, San Jose day two. And I packed an undershirt with a t-shirt. And I thought to myself, day one, I go t-shirt, day two, I go undershirt. Okay, day one, I go with underwear.. Day two, I go undershirt. Okay. Day one, I go with underwear. Which day was underwear? I go without underwear. It's crazy.

Yeah. It's crazy. Why don't you just wear the underwear today? Why not just take a backpack? That's disgusting. That's fine. Two days of underwear in a row? There's this weird idea you have where rubbing your balls on the same piece of clothes for two days straight is bad.

That's nasty. Only if you take them off. Well, no, if you take them off and put them back on, that is crazy. But if you just don't take them off, I take them off to shower. And then I put them back on out of the shower. It's just for a Saturday, Sunday. Yeah. You're also going home that night. So what was in your trash bag?

My dirty underwear, my dirty socks. You didn't want to leave them behind. My dirty T-shirt. No, I like them. So you had a trash bin that smelled like your balls, but also had your stuff in it. And had my steam deck. Well, my only thing I brought on the trip was my steam deck. You're in the one that you guys were playing earlier?

You're a millionaire. You're a millionaire. And you don't stay a millionaire without without making some concessions. Do you think a backpack is like gay to wear? Yeah, kind of. What? I think the airport, the people in the airport are gay. You wear a fave pack. Why do you hate a backpack is like gay to wear. Yeah, kind of. I think the airport, the airport gay. You wear a fanny pack.

Why do you hate a backpack so much? I don't like the fucking check in security. I don't like to put it in the top. I don't like you don't have to put it on your backpack. You don't have to do that shit. I didn't check. Don't you have TSA pre? Yeah, you don't have much faster. TSA pre is when check. Don't you have TSA pre? Yes.

You don't have much faster TSA pre is when all you do is go Steam Deck and then walk through it's sick. It's the same. Exactly. You don't have to take it out. You have clear TSA pre. You're a millionaire. If you were really about it Ludwig, you wouldn't bring the Steam Deck because even stopping

for the x-ray for Steam deck or backpack same amount of time Because you don't think anything out in TSA unfortunately. So if you were really about it. I am just a gamer. No items you rot on Unfortunately, God has afflicted me Then you should have a backpack for your items. Was your steam deck in the ball sack bag? Yes, but in its case so the case is dirty. Oh it's protecting it from the balls The steam deck is pretty dirty. I was watching him play on it earlier, there were no stains on it. I wipe it every time I play. Did you hear the...

through the ball sack. Okay, so you're under a bridge, you have your sack full of wares. The bird is now going three miles an hour, you're late for your flight. I am, I'm now gonna be late because I have to walk. So I'm just walking the bird and it's scary, I'm scared. You're not scared. I'm scared Why would you be scared because I'm under a bridge and it's dark you have told me a hundred times You're not afraid to die. I'm just that pussy. I'm scared of the dock Maybe he's scared that he'll get hurt but not die. No, I don't think he's scared of that

I was low key. I was low key a little I was low key a little creeped out I was a little sketched out you were afraid that a homeless man in a top hat was gonna come to your dick off Yeah, I just so bear in mind a mile before some spit roast a truck So yeah There's just two guys like what's your truth? Oh? And he was just roasted his eyes are popped. Yeah, he's been dead for a while You can tell it wasn't really I'm also scared of missing my flight And then having to admit the reason I missed my flight yeah, which is really bad. Yeah sure it is embarrassing and stupid So I walked the bird over your underwear through the x-ray

They thought it was radioactive. Yeah for some through the x-ray. And they thought it was radioactive. Yeah, for some reason the x-ray has bones in it. The x-ray shows a last-date wash. They gave it to a German shepherd and he threw up. And the aid is unthrown. They can't use it anymore. You killed the canine with your balls. You broke the dog.

You don't have to pay for that. And then I walked the bird to- to shout out whoever has to pick up birds I walked that shit so far outside the zone. I Walked that bird a clean. I think it's a case straight into the ground I don't think anyone's gonna get that one that maybe And then I and then I had to cross like the five lane highway Which is fun. Yeah, because you all, was the experience worth, like, now that you've seen all that and done all that and made that mistake, would you say you don't regret it?

Or would you say I should have just taken a car? I would do it again. You'd do it again? If it was daytime, yes. Nighttime, I wouldn't. Okay. Daytime, 1000%. I would recommend the ride.

Okay. I would recommend it. Well, daytime you get there, A-Trak's still alive. They don't spit would recommend the ride. OK, I would recommend it. Well, daytime you get there, a truck still alive. They don't spit roast in the day. You could have saved it. It's a night. I mean, it's hunt during the day,

cook during the night. Yeah. And they found it. You just see a truck there gambling. And you're like, I wonder where that's going to go. He was talking about Mahjong a lot this weekend. That's so funny. I get there.

I got to the airport right on time. I get there and they start boarding. He. Yeah, we were. Yeah, you're awesome. Bording was in progress and Ludwig walks over and I see him and he's kind of he looks. Yeah, he looks disheveled. He's kind of like breathing heavy

and he's and he's carrying his trash bag. So he doesn't he doesn't look good. You know, you know, when Ludwig walks in Breathing heavy And he's carrying his trash bag He doesn't look good. You know, you know when lowly box Exact opposite it's like Looks like shit Huffing the bag like pain like That's jankum It's like are you alright? Well you came it took you all to get here He's like I took it took a scooter to get here

I didn't believe him so you throw the trash bag away like before you go in the airport And you just held your items or like he had the trash bag at the gate So you did have to put a bag through x-ray. He boarded the plane with the trash bag. Exactly. So you spent the effort. It doesn't have to do it twice. It doesn't make any sense. He doesn't have to do it on the way. And the only reason I had to do it this time is because I couldn't wear the shirt because

it smelled like cigarettes. Dude, yeah, you smoked a bunch, right? Yeah. Smoked bad. And Nick Yangling, a criminal, ran into his own problem at the airport, forgot, we just got these, a friend of ours came back from a train. He just went to like a home depot.

Like he thought it was an airport. He just thought, he's like, I thought the plane's just left from everywhere. No, he fucked up bad actually. He fucked up actually pretty bad. Yeah, cause you know how Ryan got us all the knives? Yeah. He had his?

He had his back. He had his back. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, so it got taken from him. Dude, no, but it got taken from him. Dude, it's worse. It's worse than that. They like, you know, we can like you can get arrested and like fined for doing that.

Because it's a weapon. Nice. They go, because he has TSA pre. I think that was the big issue. And when you have TSA pre, they just check you. You get through pre. Yes. They check you less. You don't have to like do as much work. So when you abuse that, you get punished.

And the way this guy was talking is like, yeah, you can get arrested for this. You can you can be on a no fly list if you try to do this shit. And then the what I think he's doing with now is they take away your TSA pre. No. Yeah. Yeah. He's bummed about that. And then he he's confused because he's obviously made a mistake. He had just forgotten it was in there. And he also is not sure how something is looking through the things he's wearing.

He's like, can I just talk to Ray? How did you know? Maybe we can sort all this out. Like first name versus how did he look into the bag? Yeah, is this some sort of sorcerer that I can speak to? Let me speak to him. It's just X slash Ray. I just go on the website. Which one of you does the sorcery? He told...

He told... He's like... He's mad and confused, apologetic, but... Because he already got to Genesis with this in his bag. And he's telling them that. That's awesome. That's a really smart thing to do. Good. Yeah. But he's like, what are you talking about?

I brought this on a plane. I flew from here. Like they didn't stop me. They didn't stop me with it. They had several. I had several of these. I gave them out. That's surprising that you didn't catch on the way here.

Yeah. I was like, which didn't give me a lot of faith in the whole process. It's like very you know, it's like it's like one of those rare knives where you know, it's a knife without even seeing the. Yeah, it's not like a lithium ion battery where it's like I didn't know was in this like a Leatherman. And there's a there's no doubt it's not like, oh, it's a butter knife or a decrypt. It's made of bone.

It looks like it's it's made to kill people. It was made. It was made in the Philippines because I got one, too. It made in the Philippines and literally has oil on it, like the oiled up knife because they hand make them. It's a fast kill people. It was made in the Philippines because I got one too. It made in the Philippines and literally has oil on it like the oiled up knife because they hand make them so fast. He'll cut through quick. Yeah. Well, the Yingling, you know, so he's a terrorist. He actually is the closest thing to a terrorist than any of them.

I don't know. Flyless now, which he thinks means he will never fly, which he thought maybe one day he thought when you turn 30, you're able to fly. He's taking it pretty hard. He's taking it hard, man. He works hard, bro. We gotta be careful, man. If he ever quits, I'm done.

You'll just hire another minion. I couldn't. No, it'd be bad. He's too powerful. He's got a lot of knowledge. It's like losing Beato. If you lose Beato, you never get another minion like him again. Dude, at Genesis, so you know Lord Fardemore? You lose Beat-O. You lose Beat-O, you never get another minion like him again. Dude, at Genesis, so you know Lord Fardemore? Yeah. Yeah. So for those who don't know, Lord Fardemore is a notorious

he's like a skull level 99, like a chat monster. Like I see him in every chat. He's been he was in Ludwig's chat since he had like a couple of hundred viewers. He's a degenerate. He's a degenerate. And possibly multiple people. Well, that's the thing. So I'm at Genesis and Fardemore and I have a very frosty relationship. When I see him, I wish him death. As do most people. This is not an uncommon feeling.

Yeah, and it's just normal. But I tweeted out about how Genesis is great because I was there and I was having a good time. And then he replies to my tweet and he says, I'm here. It's time to do this. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here because I was there and I was having a good time. And then he replies to my tweet and he says, I'm here. It's time to do this or something like that. He said, I'm here. Let's meet. And I'm like, let's fucking go. I'm like, I want to beat the shit out of this guy. And I was like, all right, fine. Let's meet up. He's like, after this aura set or the melee player was playing on the big stage, he's like, after this set, meet me by DDR.

I'm like, OK. I instantly go to DDR. I don't even watch the set. And I'm sitting there and I'm waiting for it to end. And along comes another old head named Potato Saul. And Saul sits down. I know that he's like that name. Yeah, he's like old bad melee head even. Like, like this is the gathering of the old heads. He sits down next to me. He's like, what's up?

I've seen him around. And he's like, what's up? I've seen him around. And he's like, what's up, dude? I saw your tweet. I've never seen him before either. I want to see him too. Is it cool if I just sit here? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, let's beat the shit out of this guy.

Let's do this. And I'm sitting down and we're just kind of talking and the aura set ends. And now we're just waiting because he has never seen this person in real life. I haven't. Most people haven't. So now everyone walking by, we're just kind of watching that. We're just like, it's like there's like a 40 year old bald dude. And it's like, is that where he walks by? He's kind of looking at us because we're obviously looking at him.

And we just like look down and then he keeps going. It's like trying to find your blind date at the bar. Dude, it was like a spy movie. And I just realized, like, we don't know what he looks like. He could send anyone. Loki comes over and sits down, and he's like, so you've been waiting for me? Yeah, and he's like, clap! And it was...

And we're just sitting there. And we're sitting there for way too long. Like, the melee sits are going on the big stage, and then another one just goes by. No one has come and approached us. And I'm like, I stand up and I say, F**K ME! That you are one of the few people that can break that tension. Most people would just sit and wait.

And you, you grab it by the horns. He said, I'm going up after the aura set. And he did it. And me and me and Potatoes all are like, what the f**k? And we're just like theorizing. Because you have no way to message him anymore. What the f**k do we do, bro? And he's like, I don't know, man. This is like he's like, he's like I don't know man this is like, he's like I'm starting to get freaked out.

It's like I'm fucking freaked out. It's like a horror movie. Yeah. And so I'm like fuck this. And I go fire a bar! And I say I'm leaving. Show yourself! And I walk away.

I go do something else. I get a reply. And it's a picture of me and Sol. So he just fucking sat there and watched you just sat there and he staked us out he's a genius he's a terrorist that's so cool

so i go back, i instantly go back to ddr he comes back too cause we like split off tatos is like dude did you see that and i'm so mad and it was like at a vantage i could pinpoint where he took the picture Yeah, so I go to where it was. It's empty chairs It's like a little riddle yeah

Picture of me with my head blown apart and and I'm like god damn it. I fucking hate go somewhere where the farts are more He fucking got me and we're just standing there and And I'm like, God damn it, I fucking hate this. Go somewhere where the farts are more. The bathroom. He fucking got me. And we're just standing there and we're just like, we're literally about to like say goodbye again. It's like, I'll see you around, man. If you if you find anything, like, let me know. Because now we're on this case. And all of a sudden a guy walks up.

He's wearing a one piece Los Angeles Lakers jacket. Maybe you're familiar with this piece of clothing. It's a collab. It's like it's a collab. Is it to look cool? Ludwig is an expert on both. I don't think I don't think it looks cool. Zipper pulled it up. I haven't seen this. One piece Lakers collab jacket. Yeah, that'll work. Yeah.

I'll also send I'll send it to Zipper because I took a picture. But this guy comes up and he just comes right up to me and I will never forget his face. And he just leans in and he says, I'm Lord Fardemore and walks away. Me and bro are stunned. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly it.

Me and bro are stunned and he just walks away. And we start talking about like that could have been know, our son and he just walks away. We started talking about like that could have been anyone. Like he could have just told somebody he might not even be here. Yeah. He just told somebody to like, go do this. Because the walking away, it almost implies like, well, if you leave and then you don't have to answer questions, you don't have to, you have no way to prove. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude. And hold on, let me send you the picture zipper. And so I was like, do we, do we like chase this guy? Do we like... Yeah, you beat him with hammers. Do we like...

Do we chase him? I put it in the group chat, Zipper. I think you just appreciate what you got. And so, yeah, and part of it, I was like, I mean, I don't want to like... The beautiful whiskers. I don't want to like grab him and then turn him around and it's just like a black circle.

Yeah, yeah. It's a missing texture. Yeah. And, and so I just, but I turned this along, like we're following him. And so we just follow him. We just walk and we're just talking. Like, do you think it's him? Like, do you remember his voice?

Cause cause there was people have seen Fartamore cause he was the guy who asked Armada at Genesis, Hey, did you fart in that chair? He asked him straight up, which is a great moment in melee history. So he's been around like he's exist. He's a human being. And like, you know, we're like, we're talking like, like there's like a black guy that walked by and was like, I don't think he's black.

Like, I just don't like it. Like we're trying to like figure it out., we're trying to, like, figure it out. And we we were like, it might be him. It might be not. And we just follow him. And we're like, keeping our distance. Do you have the video zipper? This was him.

I just wanted proof. He looks short. That I saw this person. He was like, I think a little shorter than me. And then, yeah, OK, I get you. Oh, yeah, just. And then he walks down to the bathroom and I say, that's it.

That's the end of the road. He went into the bathroom. I don't know what he was doing in there. I didn't follow him in. Probably using the restroom. And then he's like, I hear water running. And that was it. And then I went into the restroom.

There's no one there. Bro, Potato Soul messages me later on, and he said, he took a picture in the bathroom. I'll show you guys, I'd like to actually protect his identity. He said it was actually him. Wait, Potato Soul grabbed this picture? Yeah, he got a picture with him. Oh, with him.

In the bathroom. That's him? That's him. If you want to protect his identity, we have to censor what the hoodie was, because there's so many pictures of the event. You probably find one. I think that's a someone does the work. If they slurred that much.

I'm not going to show his face, but that's a name to the face and that kind of ends. Well, again, it could be a random person. It could be a red herring because I still think he's for multiple people. It could be multiple people. Yeah, it's the only thing that makes sense. Michael Wilburrow. But yeah, that was that was my the great Fardemore mystery. That fucker has terrorized me for so long.

That's beautiful. You're going to be. Look, I think he's one of those. He's one of those chatters that you'd be sad if you left. No. Oh, sorry. Yeah. By the hand of a different samurai. I would be sad if he left. If he like died, if he got ripped apart by like a factory machine,

like that sorts hamburger, he said, Yeah, I'd be sad. But if he didn't chat again, I would probably be happy. He's hurt both you so good. Yeah. How does this happen? Look, to be fair, I would be happy because it means he's out there living a life. He has sent so many chat messages. You have to understand the amount of Twitch he watches exceeds the time of a full time job. He's like an anti-mod.

He's like someone who comes to your chat just to make chat worse. Yeah, but he rides the line. He never like crosses a line and makes it like a bad chat. He just exists and he's very precise at what he does. He's like an asset to like a national intelligence agency. I witnessed a pretty funny slam interaction this weekend. I'd love to tell you guys about please So we were at Guildhouse Which is like the bar after Genesis everyone goes to and then guy came up to slime and was like sly

I do you can maybe you can correct exactly what he said, but he said something along the lines of like slime You made me realize that I'm autistic And what do you guys think slime said to that? Would you say if someone said that to you on the test god help me I Don't care that you're autistic He goes he goes would you say that to me? He goes? I'm not he goes I'm not like you I can be loud in public and then he starts yelling in public starts yelling in public. He starts going, I yelled so loud at a bar that people were like, they looked.

That everyone turned and looked. And the girl behind the bar, the, I can't think of the word, the fucking barista, the bartender, the bartender, it's just like, it looks up, she's like shocked, she's like scared by it. And I turn around too, because slime is my friend is screaming. I turn around and the guy, I like turn around as he's still yelling. So I get to see what happens as a reaction. And the guy doesn't flinch at all. Like, like he I think he flinches maybe a little bit at the yelling,

but he doesn't like laugh or reciprocate or do it. He just kind of doesn't understand. He's autistic. And I went, of doesn't understand. He's autistic. And I went, well, that guy's autistic. Yeah. But there's two of them. That's insane. He's insane.

In the story we just heard. Crazy person for that. You know what he said specifically? He came up to me. He's like, OK, I know maybe this isn't something you want to hear. And I'm like starting to brace myself. The meter's already growing. I'm like, yeah, man.

He's like, I, you know, I started when I watch podcasts, I started thinking about like the way I get about like loud noises and the way I like. And I was just angry all the time. And I just I would be really angry and I would be a dick to people. And then I found out, you know, that I'm autistic. And that was what it was. And I was just mad that like, oh, my God, I was like, so you scream.

So someone comes up to you and they're like, they're like, like, you know, they're writing to you like, you know, I found out I can't talk. And you go they're like, they're like, like, you know, they're writing to you like, Oh, I found out I can't talk. And you go and you go, I can talk. I'm talking. Yeah, you're doing that. Yeah. Because I don't.

So I immediately, there's two things I wanted to do. Do you go to people wheelchairs and jump this. One, I wanted to test the theory. I was like, okay, if he freaks out, let me stress test this. And two, I'm annoyed. You wanted to see if he had stolen Valor? Yeah, he said, sure. Hello ma'am, may I shake your baby? So you work at Goodwill and someone comes and they're like, yeah, I served.

I have PTSD. You go, okay, let's find out. And you shoot blanks and a gun and you clap and you go, freak out, freak out. Where's your PTSD? Yes, because I'm annoyed at the idea because he already knew it was going to be annoying to me. He could have just not done this. So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's give this a shot. And so. He could have just not done this. So I was like, you know what?

Fuck it. Let's give this a shot. And so I go, I'm not like you. Like Nick said, I can be loud in public. That's why my voice is all fucked up. And he didn't. It's from that. It's fucked up from that.

In general, we were yelling at Mango and shit. So I think it might be stolen Valor. Cause you didn't do anything to him. Dude, you were not artistic enough when I screamed in your face. The guy did not know how to engage with it. It was so funny. I didn't think anyone would. No, you laughed.

You laughed. You say that's crazy. This is unbelievable. It is crazy. How is it unbelievable? I'm fucking god damn it. I hate this shit. I think if he yelled back.

That'd be tight. Some people listening would be like, oh, there's a couple autistic guys here. That'd be fine. They're screaming in a bar. If he starts yelling back at me, I just shake his hand and I go, well played. You know, the whole weekend I had pretty positive fan interactions, but there was one where me and Anthony were sitting down and playing together, and the guy came up to us, and he started the conversation by saying,

you know, what do I need to do to get on the yard? And I can I I look at immediately look at Anthony, even though I'm in the middle of a game of melee against someone else. Saucy Maine, the Luigi Maine is to my right. And I I see the like steam already building. And I I've never been in this spot before where I'm there witnessing an interaction that I know is going to go horrifically tight.

He's never been there before? I actually have not been there. I've been in this spot like 40 times. I step in with the bomb defusal kit and cut Anthony off. And I'm doing everything I can to engage this guy in like a normal conversation. And every time he has the option to pick

the good conversation path, he goes left. And got fucked up a lot. And I realized what Aiden was doing. He was like over 30 I heard. He was. And I let Aiden drive. I just thought it was really funny. To your credit, you're receptive.

If I jump in to defuse, you'll accept it. Yeah, he did that. He did that. Because I knew it's like I need to do this for the good of the five people sitting here. I need to jump in and stuff. I'm not trying to show out. Like, I don't get enjoyment from this shit. And then this conversation, like the end point we're at, keep in mind, he's picked the bad option the whole way down, which...

Give an example of bad option. Well, one of the times he was like, he said something about like, I, how do I get on the yard? And I'm like, I said something like, I think you got to have bigger goals or something like that. Like, you know, I was playing around with it, but then he said something like, I just want to like be your guys as friends. And I instantly look at it.

I look at Aiden, I just put my arm around him and I just start patting his head. And I just say and I just say, I just say, he's going to talk to you now. I say, he's going to talk to you now. We're slowly, the end result of this conversation is I'm saying, because the guy is like everybody in this interaction is obviously well-meaning. And I'm like, yeah, we could just sit down and like play some melee. Like you could just come up like anybody else would. And we could just like play some melee together. And I mentioned this a couple of times.

And then we've been locked in this conversational loop for maybe a few minutes. To be fair, Aiden also was like, but I will say you have changed the dynamic to this guy. You have changed the dynamic. Aiden was not letting him down easy. He was making sure he knew like like he does with his girlfriend, that he's done something wrong.

Yes. Yes. He likes to show the dog where he shit. The end result was I was like, it would be, you know, like any other person I meet at a melee tournament, I'm down to like play melee and chat, you know, and I'm offering that to do later in the day or whenever would be possible. And then he's like, you know, I'm just not very good at Melee. I don't know. I don't play very much anymore.

And then and then Saucymane and Abel, who have been listening to the conversation the entire time, but like awkwardly, Saucymane cuts me off and says, dude, just say yes, just play Melee with him. Just say you can just play Melee with him. Just say you can just play Melee with him. Saying no to Melee, that is so cool. I just burst out laughing, because I've been so funny that like, the third party has to jump in for me. Slime is even holding back. No, I said the least out of all the reasons.

That's impressive. I don't want to play Melee, I'd rather just hang out with friends. I said the least out of all this shit, I promise. Yeah, what if I just go in the army and don't do the whole melee thing? And I saw the guy like later, later again that, that uh, you know that night and you know he was nice and I said hi and I think like I said everybody in that interaction is well-meaning but it was so funny to go down like the chain of command in the interaction. Like trying to diffuse the conversational bomb. Yeah what I realize is like, Nick's the chaotic evil bomb. You know, what I realize is like Nick's the chaotic, evil one. Wait, what?

I feel like if you see slime in that spot, you let him burst. Oh, yeah. You know, were you around for a while? You let him burst. Sometimes you like, you like getting crazy. I think you like seeing. Let me tell you exactly my thought tree, because there's part of that that maybe is true.

But hold on. And then there's a third option where like sometimes he'll like he'll deflect and he'll exit. Right. But the third option is is Nick will set up like the jigsaw trap for them and he'll create like Anthony explodes and like has his has his loud yell to the room interaction. But Nick will will set up a game. Well, I think I have a new thing I do.

I think Aiden has witnessed a couple of times where when someone comes up, if they say something to me first, I never choose his path. But if they say something to Slime directly first, I know that that conversation is eventually going to also come to me. When we're together, sometimes they'll beeline to him and they'll be like, Slime, can I... And I'm like, okay, well, I'm in the waiting room now for this guy. But if they say something cringe to him, they'll be like slime can I and I'm like, okay Well, I'm in the waiting room now for this guy But if they say something cringe to him, I I do this thing now where I go. Oh, I out loud I go And I walk away before they can get to me High school rehearses.

I go, I go, oh, because it's just so bad. And I'm like, well, I'm not going to talk to you. You know what, I've been, I've been starting to think about something. It's, because I think I have the least amount of these interactions. And at first, at first I thought this was because I think in general, my, my reaction to most versions of people coming up to meet me is just positive. I do whatever I can to make this interaction positive for the other person. I think it's true. Even if they say something awkward. And for a long time, I thought we must be getting the same sample size of people. But then like,

and then I'm like diffusing the conversations in different ways. You're a master of your craft, it's your tools. But I think at this point, it's been enough years of seeing other people approach Slime and Nick first. And I think Slime genuinely attracts a different type of freak. Yes.

Like he actually gets way more of the insane interactions. You know what it is about him? I think people who come up to him are gamifying meeting him. Like they want to be one of the ones that win the interaction. They want to thread the needle. Yeah, they want to be like,

this guy normally doesn't like people or at least that's the way it seems. And I think the pressure is more on when you meet him. So you feel like you have to do something differently. Well anyone who thinks about it that way is obviously going to faux pas socially because they're thinking about social interactions like games to be played. It's just a harder character to main when you.

Yeah, well, there are people who are very normal. Again, most people I know it's fun to talk about the people that are cringe. Again, disclaimer, most people are normal and it's great. And the tournaments are awesome. But but a lot of times people will come up and they'll be totally normal and then they'll finish the interaction and be like, I have a good one, man. Nice to meet you. And then I'd be like, I was really nervous, by the way. And I'd be like, I couldn't tell.

And so it's like they just they just passed, you know, their own little test. But they also wanted to make sure I knew maybe because they were too they thought they were coming off weird or something. And I guess someone who fails the interaction doesn't end by going, I was really nervous, by the way. Because it was apparent. Yeah. They don't need to follow up by saying that. Dude, there was, I was talking, I was sitting talking to Mojo and Kony, not Kony, Kony20XX, CumFox, Brandon. YouTube shorts Andy. YouTube shorts, Brandon, CumFox, Kony20XX. I was sitting talking to those guys for like an hour and we're just catching up.

And throughout the whole time, people just keep coming up. Right. And these guys, I've known these guys for fucking years now and they're they're used to it or whatever. But every time Brandon was talking to me, he was talking about his life and shit. And they would come up and interrupt. And I don't really love that because it's like I'm talking. He's talking to me. You're not interrupting me.

You're interrupting my friend. Yeah. And so I'd say for one, I it's like, I'm talking, he's talking to me. You're not interrupting me. You're interrupting my friend. Yeah. And so I'd say for one, I'd be like, he's talking. And then they'd be like, they'd cower and they'd be like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I was like, it's okay. Do you want a picture? And they'd say yes. And then I say, Brandon has to be in it.

Yeah. So, so there's like five people with me, Kony, and them. And Kony's just doing like this every time. Mike really likes being the one to say, oh, I'll take it for you guys because Mike always takes a selfie first. Classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mike's got a lot of selfies on people's phones. So there's a lot of pictures of Mike on our friend people's phones too. Someone gave us dice. That was, I think, the highlight. This girl came up. D&D dice? Yeah, she made D&D dice for all of us. Oh, what?

I'll bring it. I was like, we will be using these. I bought so many new dice. You really? On the TikTok shop, yeah. Someone gave me and you, specifically me and you, like a big ass gift. Like a like a like a fucking a kid's birthday party bag gift and And I was playing friendlies with Magi when I got it and then she walks away. She was sweet

She walks away imagine looks to me is like now what? Now you have that big bag Yeah, I don't know I guess I'll find I'll fucking... I have ears by the way. I know what you're talking about. I guess I'll take it home. I have Aiden's. But I'm like, everyone's so nice, but I don't want a big bag. No, I didn't have the heart to tell her, bro. I was like, this is a lot of stuff. What was the PS5? Well, yeah, I took the PS5.

I left you the rest. I left you like the manuals. You know what the frick, man. The game manuals. Nick cut the $100 bill out of the card. And he just did bullshit, bro. Do you ever get those soap bars when you're younger that have money in it. Yeah. Well, money.

Yeah, they take a dollar or whatever in it. It would have an amount of money. It could be up to 100. It's supposed to like encourage your kid to wash their hands or something. And some make money. Yeah, I guess. I think it was like to encourage soap usage. Yeah. And at the end, you have a fun surprise.

The the guy, one of the guys that came up to me, he was the guy who beat me last year in pools. And he was a funny guy last year, but he comes up and he's like, hey, dude, do you remember me? And I'm like kind of looking at him and he's like, we played last year in pools. I'm like, how could I fucking forget? Because, you know, like through and shit.

Yeah. And he was very funny. And he was wearing the same outfit. He made sure it was like a green platter. It wasn't like a special outfit. He was like, he was clearly wearing the same thing. And he was like, I want to money match you. And it's like, I was like, have you been playing all year? He's like, yeah.

And I was like, well, I haven't. So I'm going to turn that down. And instead, I am just going to call you master from now on. And so now I already call him chef. And so every time I saw him, I was like, yes, chef. Hello, chef. So that was me slinking away from a money. I think it was really funny.

There was this younger guy who came up to me and he said, hey, I went to high school with you. You said that? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You said I know. Why don't you say Diesel Derek came up to you? One, too many people are becoming friends with Diesel Derek. We were at the bar and literally a random guy like must be a listener of the show. Someone was just like, Diesel Derek, isn't he 19?

And Aidan screams in the bar, he's not 19! He looks like Clark Kent. He's like an adult man. We've gone into the, we're in Guildhouse. We all showed our IDs to get in. We're in the middle of a crew battle. I'm on Diesel Derek's team in this crew battle. That's true.

And then the whole of the YB boys who I'm playing with are talking about loudly yelling to the other team about how young Derrick is. And I was, and I looked at the other team and I'm like, he's 29 years old. He's older than you. And the bit has escaped even the yard. Shaken Diesel Derrick went out.

Shaken, Yangling hung out with him all night. So far I am. It took so long because they kept on going one person, yangling, hung out with him all night. It took so long because they kept having to go one person in the bar and then two with the IDs to get Diesel. They're getting anyway, different guy who looks he looks like he's like college age. And he comes up to me and he says

he's friends with Ethan, my little brother. And then he went to high school and then he like lived in our town in Washington, which is all wild. He's roommates with Graves now. Yeah. Yeah. And he and he's awesome. And he's like, do you think after that loss, Graves had to really move to a tough neighborhood? Yeah, he had to move to the booties. Yeah, he's stuck in the booties.

And he's like, I'm on the bike. You know, Graves is spirit roasting. Adriana. You gotta eat. Do you think Simon would money-match Graves? I was like, no. I wouldn't let him ask his representative. I wouldn't let him.

I was like, first of all, no. But second, it would take all the joy. Yard on top. There's just no chance. There's no chance anymore. anymore it was a beautiful thing it was already unlikely at the time I think it's cowardly I would money match you yeah I wish you want to play for when would you want to play when yeah I don't know we play right after this I'm busy busy busy right but I'm down like as a

like a general thing general as a general. Our schedule is aligned. I love you. Our schedule which they don't usually and I would be my controller. I worked on first. Yeah, you just have to like be willing to do it. Yeah, shake. Shake also speaking to controllers.

Shake is just fucking screaming at me the whole tournament because I played I got there Friday. I played for like four hours. Play my pool. Bustered out play like shit and but I haven't played mail in so long and my hands were like bruised it just hurt I hold my controller too bad too hard and shit but anyway I play a bunch and then later on that day I see shake we're hanging out he's like we're bored he's like yeah you want to play melee and I say sure I like that game and

I sit down with my busted up hands and I play and I jv4 stalk him which is just no And he looked ugly in that picture with the fucking meatballs. Yeah And you'll never go on a date with pokey main and he said he could beat you at dinner. Yeah And then he backed it well to be fair. I said I could be here with his thoughts I think he could I think he would treat pokey main wonderfully by I think they would have an excellent Pokey would be so lucky. Oh, you'll be so so I'm gonna go on a date with shape drizzle I know we're talking about like it's a joke. I think they'd be amazing together. I know bogey's dating history None match the shake and and zipper. I did send you a picture pokey man

If you're watching this, I need I know you do watch the pod to close your eyes for a little bit We're gonna bring it's closing for a little bit. We're gonna bring a picture. We're send you a picture, Pokimane, if you're watching this, I know you do watch the pod, just close your eyes for a little bit. Just close them for a little bit. We're gonna bring you a picture, it's actually a different guy. So I'm playing Shake, I jV for him, and then right after, I was like, I cannot keep playing, my hands hurt way too much, I can't play, dude, I'm sorry. And he just looks at me, he's like, really? And I'm like, yeah. And then he ate his shame meatballs. Yeah. Funny then he went is he ate his shame meatballs?

Yeah. But I wanted to dog him. I one and done him with a JV4 and the whole weekend he just kept talking about it to people. But he told it to Nick. He was like, guess what? This guy JV4s me and then just walks away on the set up. And then Nick was like, why did you tell me that? Yeah, no, he was like, this guy's like, my fucking hands hurt,

and he plays and he JV-4s me, and then he just gets up. And I thought about it for like a second, and I'm like, his hands hurt and he JV-4s me? And she's like, why is that all you heard from that? And I'm like, I mean, why'd you admit it? Yeah, Nick said, that's the loudest part of what you said. That's the loudest part of what you said. Yeah, he was saying a little too much pride,

a little too much chest. Like, can you believe this guy? He was like, this guy destroyed me really badly. When he went 1-2 today, JPForge, you went 3-1. I went 3-4 and 2. I lost to terrible players and I'm that much worse. That's tough. I got nervous.

A man who never enters never loses. You're right, but I'd rather have lost. I'd rather have entered and lost. Lost and learned, and never lost at all. Classic. God damn right. Yeah, all three of you entered. But I'd rather have lost I'd rather have entered and lost loss and never lost it all Classic goddamn, right? Yeah, all three you entered all three you kind of did shit. No, you know what I played Julie puff All right, you couldn't Nick fucking he took some souls and then he had to play a puffed it got me Yeah, I was in bracket and there was a lot of people who were like

Like aren't you a Falco and I'm like, yes Julie puff time to play. Sorry, sir. And then and then, yeah, and they would be they would just like visibly be like, oh, and I'm just like, we. There was a spacey. There was like this young kid who played like a great Falco. He was like, we're all looking like this kid's this kid plays great.

Yeah, I find like my dream and all my time playing puff was like, I just want to play a Falco in a part of tournament that matters. And I want to see what happens. I'm so strong at that matchup. I finally got a Falco one before my match to make it out. And he was very solid and he was super aggressive and he played so cool. And he lost. And he lost.

He lost the next puzzle. I was like, I remember just being like, I hit the big kid on him. Yeah, dude. I was actually I rested under his laser and then I rested him when he landed. And Zane was like, what? Or Zane, a Pengu. And I was like, that's the big kid. And then you stood up.

He's like, do you see the big kid? And I was like, yeah, I told him. And this poor fucking kid, he had to be like fucking 20 at most. He was just like, I'm like, I hope he keeps playing. And I was kind of feeling the, that was the worst part was beating a cool Falco. Cause I literally told him after I'm like, I'm like, you know, I know it's a little annoying,

but I like how you play that matchup. It's really cool. Like you're really aggressive. And he was like, thanks. He's like, oh, you're good. You're bad. Yeah, he did that. Then he punched me. No, he was like, thanks man.

But then my raid boss at the end of my pool, this guy comes up and he's smiling. And he's just like, he's like, you play me now, I play Puff too. And I'm like, oh, God, the only character I don't want to play. I'd rather play Luigi. And we walk over and I don't even know how long it was. I sat looking at the character's lead screen for like minutes.

I'm like, oh, I don't want to do this right now. I know I'm going to lose. Like I also just like don't want to play the matchup. And he's like smiling like this. He's like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? And then I played Puff. And then I was like, OK, I'll play Puff, but we have to go.

No dreamland the entire set. And he's like, deal. We can go Yoshi's every game. And I was like, my man. Motherfucker. And then he won. and that's karma that is karma to get out the only thing I got is one of the my first like harder match in my pool that I didn't get to go to I played him on ranked right before this and I what I wanted to beat him so bad just like To just like mentally prove a point to myself.

It did go good. Dude, OK, I got to say some shit. When I come into this office and he's got his headphones on playing melee, I feel like dad's about to get home and I had bad grades for the semester. Yeah, I want to be daddy so bad. I do think Aiden is a scarier man playing melee than like being a stranger would be interacting with you. I think so. I'd rather run through a hundred interactions with slime as a stranger.

I was locked in. Because if you guys like you see this sweet Aiden maybe you've met him. Oh they think he's so sweet. If you saw him behind closed doors with a control in his hands. Oh my god with a belt in his hands too. That's what it feels like. It feels like it's a fucking time boy. What are you looking at? Closed doors with the controls hands It's a fucking time It's not like Moggy Moggy's different cuz he's mad at he's mad at the game He's met at the randomness mmm, but melee is met at the world

Do you feel like he only speaks through his teeth? Yeah, he's done playing man Yeah, the things that Moki said he is like Yeah, the things that Moki said he is like Amble to like what his whole speech was it what it was high rates are yeah It's scary well said Ludwig, but you got so much better Loki I beat Daki today you beat that I've lost a Daki for do you know how long I've been losing to Daki? I don't even know for almost a decade. I I went ten years without hearing that name till today That's I mean that's that is that key for who for him that means you didn't pay attention to what to melee That means you did bet ugly box one

Self I had beast that picture is so good. I knew what I saw on the screen. I'm like, that will be awesome online. He was so wet. You know, so I called him winning early. You've called him winning like the last three. You bet on him winning when one of your players was still in the tournament.

Yeah, I was so happy. I didn't take that bet to you. I made a bet to Aiden before the tournament started. I said five to one hungry box wins cocaine won And I know and he said a thousand dollars So i'd have to pay I'd have to pay huge you would have to pay me a thousand bucks And I would have to pay 200 if I lost and I knew I wouldn't because I knew he would win Because I can sense it. I didn't take it. I was too scared. I was like wands and losers

This is looking scary. What sucks is I knew Juan would win and I still lost six hundred dollars I was like wands and losers is looking scary. What sucks is I knew who I would win and I still lost $600 Because I bet on him and winners and he didn't win through there. Mango did the thing where He he busters out and then doesn't stay for the picture of top eight after which he does every time he loses at Genesis And when I was they take the picture and we all we all leave to go to dinner and leave the venue I see Mango out front of the venue He's just there and he just didn't go inside for the picture. And I'm like, hey, we're going to dinner. You want to go to dinner?

He goes, they take the picture in there? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, so Bobak made me walk here for nothing. What? And I'm like, I'm just inviting you to dinner. I don't care about any of this. And he's like, he's pissed that Bobak made him walk back to the venue to take the picture. And then they took it anyway.

And they took it anyway, but he was late. That's so... He was clearly just got here. Way after it was taken. Like 10 minutes after it was taken. Dude, he was still there, you know how much longer? Because I had to, I like had a line of people and then I was waiting to exit and I go through the line.

He's still there like 20 minutes after in the same spot I presume. But now smoking a cigarette. That's awesome. and I go through the line, he's still there like 20 minutes after in the same spot, I presume. Yeah, but now smoking a cigarette. That's awesome. That I think- He smoked a lot of cigarettes. It spawned for him. And then the video of him is crazy. It was a great video.

That's- There's a video of Mango, it's just him being pushed away by a security guard, trying to juke out the security guard like he's Saquon Barkley, failing, and then like swinging his shirt and then it just shows an incredulous Hungrybox. Look at him, yeah. Look at him trying to juke. He's just standing there. He's literally trying to fight Hungrybox, he's swinging at him right? Yeah, he's definitely trying to fight Hungrybox. The security guard does not understand the context. And they got their fight. I ended up seeing pictures of them on the ground. Oh yeah, yeah.

Shout out to US Marine on the left. I'm sure he went let me fight you hungry bugs No, I can't fight. I'm taking the Myself and I want to do it again We're wet on stage for everyone one condo forever. Yeah one condo for Honda I've always said I don't like my time. I'm gonna take it back. Oh you get used to it I've said it a lot. He won one condo forever? One condo. I've always said that. Whoa, no. I don't like how it fell on my tongue. That's not good. I'm going to take it back. Oh, you get used to it. I've said it a lot. How about he won? One condo forever.

One condo forever. I'm with you. Retweet. And you do it. I was happy for it. I got to ask this question. I'm very curious what you guys think. You could combine any two fruits and make a fruit.

Which one would you do? Aiden and a banana. Let's go. No, but for real, blueberries and... Sour grapes and watermelon was my answer. You guys are all fucking stupid, dude. You're fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid.

Including you. I imagine when you combine two, you keep the shape of one and the flavor of another. It's kind of like a binary, yeah. You have like a plum cot. As opposed to a magical new flavor. It's like a Pokemon combiner. Is a plum cot a real thing? Yeah, it's a plum and an apricot. But I'm saying as opposed to like, yeah, like...

They gene splice them when they grow them and then they're... They have elements of both. Peach and a watermelon. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, give me a watermelon. That's fire. Give me a fuzzy watermelon. Is it peach size or watermelon size?

It's in the middle. Oh, it's like, okay. It'd be so weird to have like a watermelon like this size, but peach fuzz. Yeah, and it's like peach. Yeah. Peach size or watermelon size? It's in the middle. Oh Like like this size but peach fuzz yeah peach yeah, and you know you could you know you ever seen call me by your name Pumpkin size blueberry you just want big blueberry Size that not the question. It's not size, it's the flavor question. What do you mean? I'm mixing the two? Size is part of it, but like...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said mix the two? I'm taking the size of the pumpkin and the shape of the pumpkin. You can't handle hypotheticals. I'm taking the size and the shape of the pumpkin, but the flavor of a blueberry. That's a combination.

But this is the spirit of the question. Sometimes when interracial couples have babies, it looks more like one parent than the other. How is this different? Yeah, but you don't get to choose... interracial couples have babies. It looks more like one parent than the other. How is this different? Yeah, but you don't get to choose interracial couples have babies. Yes. Nick, why would you even think that? But they do. OK, too far. I'm interracial.

I thought that's what you were implying that you really shouldn't. I thought it was kind of your funny joke about that's actually, dude, there was this the photo of Serena Williams and her husband, who's like one of the co-founders of reddit was going around with that so it's dude there was some strong Anti interracial marriage sentiment going on in that one people hate interracial marriage When an ugly white guy gets a come-up All the sudden interracial marriage is bad because the guy looks like shit when he's shirtless.

Yeah, he does look bad. He doesn't look great in the photo. He looks bad in the photo. He's a pussy. He's not beating anyone up for her. And she's taller than him. Yeah, she's accomplished and world famous. Yeah, he sucks.

There was a lot of replies that were like That were like she's only she's only dead. They're only married for his money Don't think I think Serena Williams might be the breadwinner She's fine Doing totally fine with dot bro. He is a bill for life. She danced with Dot bro. He is a billionaire. She set up for life. She danced with Dot. He's a 6'5 billionaire is what I learned. He's 6'5? Yeah, he's actually 6'5.

God, he made Reddit? The front page of the internet? He's 6'5. He's one of the people. That's something Alex would say. You know I'm reading the front page of the internet. I'm reading the front page of the internet this morning. I thought Reddit was also like Aaron Schwartz.

Yeah. Yeah, they're a few co-founders. Yeah You know what I've been doing recently is drafting tweets and deleting him. It has been so great. It's a good It's actually a huge guys like me. I draft tweets, and I don't delete them I just text them to Alex cuz I realize it's all I want is a friend to laugh. I don't actually need to tweet anymore I'm not tweeting funny shit, though. I'm like like there's a really know kill yourself at strangers Well that one I don't delete that is screenshot But there is like this pokey main tweet that was like there's no female streamers that are as big as like higher speed

And then someone quote retweet it was like yeah, cuz they all do only fans and that if they get into only fans Maybe they get some Frickin views. Yeah, I like a hundred thousand And I was like, there's so much wrong with this, but they're just never gonna be a successful streamer. And I went through it all. I was like, why am I telling them this? Doesn't matter. Me telling this information,

even though I know so much more about streaming than they ever will till they die. It's just so relevant. Even if you gave them the knowledge, they wouldn't know how to think about it. It's just shadows on the cave wall to them. Yes, it is. What are they gonna fucking know? You don't get like It's just shadows on the cave wall to them. Yes. It is fucking no get

You don't get like this often. I like when you get like this And I'm glad it's like I have like this is how I get and this is how he gets Yeah, I'm like three times where I kept reading really dumb shit that I was knowledgeable about but I died I was like I shouldn't there's no point Well, I mean you feel and compelled to do it because you're trying to write a wrong You see with the knowledge and the skills you have. That's the that's the basis of it. But then you abandon ship.

Also, if Mr. Beast hung his hot dog on OnlyFans, he'd be bigger than ever. What? I don't think that's true. I don't think that's if he put his penis on only. I don't think if he shows me if he he he if Mr. Beast, you know, Mr. Beast, transactional relationship If mr. B. Start, you know No, mr. B. So much money if you don't miss your pieces is more of a creator where you see his penis for money You don't like you know what I'm saying? Mr. B's represents gambling and chance to Change your life. Yeah, that's not what only fans is for

You know what I'm saying? Nope. No, I don't I'm gonna be honest I'm lost no idea what you mean only thank you zipper zipper said I do only fans is about fostering a sexual Parasocial relationship with your viewer. Yeah, I think I'm mr. B's went in the pyramids. I think that's what he was doing I don't think I think he was trying to foster a sexual Parasocial relationship with a pharaoh's ghost Yeah with like a kid in India India yeah like his viewers Like 80% hmm right a TV. I'm like yeah. I'm not following either of you. I think Sorry, this is Plato and Socrates. Yeah

And I'm just going I is Play Doh and Socrates. Yeah. You're one of the guys from. Again, shadow on the wall. You're in the back. And I'm just going, I know the Mr. Beast guy. I'm not even I'm on the streets outside the building. I'm like, I'm with the vendors. So, OK, well, fine, I guess I'll concede, but I still think it'd be it'd break the Internet. Can we agree on that? You finished Beast Games? I did finish Beast Games.

They're kind of crazy. It was kind of a lame ending. Well like just the actual ending game or like the ending episode? The ending game and also just kind of the way it played out. Sure that's fair. I think on paper it's cool like on paper you go that would be so dope if it happened that way but then you watch it and you're like oh. It was quick. Beast Games what is this Genesis? Beast games? What is this, Genesis? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm say that. That's pretty good. More of a stretch. I like that. That was pretty good. Oh, Dijman. You know how this crazy old fucked up world full of piss and porn?

Sour movies. All sorts of junk food. You guys are my best friends. You ever think that about me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that about you. Do you? You say it quieter than the rest of them. I said it pretty quiet. Mm-hmm.

That's cool. I've had a before, you guys had an episode without me. I had COVID. And I'm having a weird post-COVID symptom where- Throat's still weak? Throat is weak. I heard you guys talk about that. OK, let's maybe keep both true.

That weak throat. Is there a way to strengthen it? Am I born with that? Is it gone? So having to ask that question kind of locks you out. How do you get a bigger penis? How was your week? It's like, what do you got? Is the average based on soft or hard?

Cause I have this weird post COVID symptom where everything including air smells like rotting food and also like chemicals like ammonia. That's a symptom? Yeah, it's called like, it's called the harsh of the pee. But every, I started yesterday and I thought there was something rotting in my hotel room. I was searching around, I'm like, what is that fucking smell? So I just left the hotel and the smell followed. And I was just like, what? And I'm like wearing normal clothes, I'm wearing, what is that fucking smell? So I just left the hotel and it just the smell followed and I was just like, what? And I'm like wearing my normal clothes.

I'm wearing new clothes. This is also like that SpongeBob episode. Oh my God. The Rosemia. Yeah. Whoa. And I was like, what is this fucking smell? And if you like look up like how it's described,

it described exactly what I'm smelling. Whoa. Like rotten food, garbage, and it hasn't left. I just, it's like making my day worse. Like I I woke up this morning and I was just a shake all day. I was just like, oh, I don't even want to I want to like a mouth breathe. Because every time I go like this, like just smells like disgusting. Dude, that's awful. I did not know about this.

I've had cold before. It's never happened. A few years ago, the hot symptom was you lost taste and smell. And now it's kind of it's given you. Yeah. And I have like a like a subdued taste and smell right now Yeah, but now that my smell is like starting to come back It's only smells bad like everything smells bad Which like the way they describe it is like it's like your nose forgets how to smell and you have to retrain it It's a retreat. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say is I remember hearing about that back in the days

Like people do retraining courses Yeah, you have a bunch of jars of sense and they have to like one of them just a butt Yeah, one of them's a big butt ass. You gotta smell that shit It's the doctor's ass face up The doctor goes and then for the final smell and this one's butt and he pulls that shit out No, no, he doesn't say that and he says all good. He says what's this? Did you ever watch that European show where it's pitch black and they smell and they have to guess what it is and one of Them's a butt and they put their nose in the butt and they smell and they go that smells like shit And then it goes ding and it's correct and he's like, oh no

I think we have watched this on the plot before I feel like we'd make up on this show I think I'd be able to know it's but I think if it was My prayer yeah, of course you would fucking be able to tell no. I don't think you could tell I think French dish What some nice, but you fresh out the shower a little but pause smell of the dogs Also known as dirt grunts to dirnkel height That is not a real language bro

do you look at video? of what? smell of the dark Danish game show click funny media online reddit that one just says total any of these words? is that the show total blackout?

i guess it's maybe like an american version name of it It says Danish game show in total Do you I'm excited Suey oh because they're in the complete dark. That's why look that's Magnus Carlsen This is what he did before he got good at audio Cheese what she's oh oh oh no stop oh stop wanna book so you know oh he's getting in there dude wait can I taste it withing that guy he is up in that job

involved my god I think he likes it low key yeah he found out so long ago oh it is like I thought he was gonna go back and I thought he's gonna go back in he's like grossed out if I really been smelling a stink oh my god Oh my god Think I would love to watch a whole show of people smelling but That guy looks like a dota player That clip rules. That's cool. A smelly ass, correct? You know, it's fucked up we can do a yard booth like that and we'd have people play it. Isn't that gross?

Isn't fandom so gross? We should do an event and we have a booth where you walk in and you either meet Zipper or you smell one of our butts. And Zipper's just not there. And Zipper's chance is like.000. It's like a fucking hollow? Yeah, it's a hollow knife. You were cracking like something rare, but the you mostly are in a same odds. It's like one in six Yeah, it's just our butts. You don't know whose butt is who zipper goes. I'm down. I Think it'd be an easy game to be honest. I don't think I want people don't know if there's winners in the yeah

Actually, yeah, that's winners by. There's no way. Except for the people who meet Sabre actually. Yeah, that's one. Probably one. If any. Fandom is so disgusting. Dude, shut the fuck up. Why? Why are you mad about the truth? You always freak out about the truth.

You're saying fucking shit. You build your empire on the bones of people that want to smell your butt. And you're okay with that. You ever think about- I'm the only guy that's not okay with it. Yeah, and you're still living off of it ever think about? I'm the only guy that's not okay with it. Yeah, and you're still living off of it. But I tell them no. Doesn't matter.

Your actions are way louder than your words. My actions are not letting them smell my butt. Another hypothetical. Do you say slavery is bad? Yes. That's a weird amount of time to take. Yeah, that's a weird amount of time. I wanted to make sure.

Okay, either way, you can be like slavery is bad But if you're a slave owner, and you're like slavery is bad I'm not a slave owner. I know but that doesn't make you better than other slave owners your job It does know it doesn't the awareness of what you are doing. We are better. Huh you're marginally better I'm sorry little bit better. You're zero percent better Zero percent zero percent better. How do you own? Why do you own them? What's the circumstances in context? Huh any context? How do you own the slaves you? Handed down did you grow them like I don't yeah, they were there you three printed you bought them. I guess I don't know how to Leviticus I don't I'm not gonna tell tell you to buy a slave. You just have slaves.

I'm asking questions. Make this the Bible. The analogy is not one to one. Blaming the Bible. Yeah, I'm just it is a hypothetical. And I'm saying self-awareness of this problem that you are participating in to make you better. There's a difference between dream and there's a difference between chapeau rhone. I don't think he was.

Well, a genius. He's not being hypocritical because he's not letting the fans sniff his ass. Listen. No, he's hypocritical because he is making money off of the bones of people who would sniff his ass in a room. If it were up to me, I would behead all of those people,

and I would leave the people alive who do not want to sniff my ass in a room. I think that's the majority. Well... But I'm the only one saying this! And this makes... I'm the only one saying this shit! And this makes a big hit!

You will never say that! And that makes a big hit! That And this makes me. You will never say that. That makes you fucked up. You will never say that. You will never say, I wish you were beheaded for being weird. But I will say it. That wouldn't make me a good person. I don't think that would make me a good person. I don't think Ludwig wants them to sniff his ass.

I don't want them to sniff my ass. So say it. I don't want to behead them. But I don't want to behead them. Not even a sniff? No, not a no. Well, don't fucking chime in on it. You do this thing and I don't like it be head to toe. Not even a sniff? No, not a, no, well don't fucking chime in on it. You do this thing and I don't like it. What? A question?

You chime in and I wouldn't even do a sniff because you're fucking living it and it seems like you hate it. Yeah, I'm sniffing God's ass, the world's ass all day. The ass of the world. So, so anyway, don't make me freaking bear. It's slightly.01%. No, zero. How much do you think that you could charge for a sniff of your ass? How much could I charge? Yeah? That would get paid. Yeah, I think it's like I'm gonna like it's a bidding like a charity bidding

It's like what would it go? Oh, there's no there's some gay guy out there that would pass Because I don't think women have an appetite for that particular thing. Oh, no. I disagree. From Ludwig. Oh, my God. Call me crazy. Disagreeing. I think they are way more willing to sniff that ass.

Classic gay sex is just smelling someone's butthole. No, I'm just saying there's a horniness. Let's run a little experiment. What? Let's run a little experiment. Let's just a hypothetical to engage in. We do that. We do the lottery to sniff Taylor Swift's ass. Yeah, every Taylor Swift fandom person is entered in this lottery

and you randomly pick one. Is it more likely to be a man or a woman who sniffs her ass? OK, we have need to say who's a fan. Well, I would say first off. A lottery is a much better idea than an auction. Because I think people would enter it just for the chance. I don't even think they might want, they might not want to do it. But they just like, we have to like assume for the lottery that the person knows they have to do it if they win.

And they're they're going through a rigorous process where they're convinced. In general, online fandom is fueled by women. That's true. And a lot of it is different though. And I think it's probably women. I think it's a different function. I think in an auction, apples and oranges combined. Are the cheeks spread?

No. Why is that a bad question? You probably want that. No. Right? Well, they're not, you're smelling the cheeks, not the bowl. Look, I don't want to get into the weeds of this because I'm against it to begin with I had to say it for you to say no. Okay. What do you want?

Talk what you want talk about you want to talk about twitchcon? Are some corny shit Was not a ten this week don't act like the options are some corny shit, and how much would it cost to see your? Well Ludwig doesn't want to talk about but so we're gonna stop the podcast over if you want to Talk about the inside of a spread cheek maybe from a celebrity that you like The patreon episode is starting up soon, so you know you can go listen to that one Put it out this week. You'll subscribe and you won't find the link there. I think it should be whole, not cheek.

I think the cheeks shroud the true scent. I also think we should release the Patreon for free for everyone, but they won't let me. That's literally not true. You should see what he says about you. No, no, no. We should release it for free. It's for the people! Alright, pay pigs, and we'll see you on the primo.