The Yard - Ep. 190 - They stole Aiden. Now we're beefing.

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

This week, the boys talk about a new podcast on the block featuring a yard member, throwing toilets off roofs, and how Ludwig & Nick make a very big bet on the D&D show... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He got your yams out, they're gigantic. What's new? They actually look smaller. I think you're being hurtful today to everyone. I sat down, he said, because the chairs are moved from D&D, and he was like, I put myself too close to you. OK, wow. I did. I put the chair too close to him.

Now he's doing the Aiden thing. Oh, yeah, I actually did. Yeah, I did. My comment is so logical that I don't see why I should hurt you. Do you understand that logic is it makes a lot of sense and I don't feel bad because I've convinced myself? Betrayal! Oh, okay, so now you're like betrayal guy. Treason!

Who's treasoning this? Cheater. Oh! Who's a cheater? You're looking at Aiden. Aiden's a cheater? Don't look past you. It's not the tripod. On what?

Cheater? New podcast, huh? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh Yeah, because you did two things. One, you cheated on us. And two, you showed this new podcast instantly, Hor, your other side. What? I didn't watch it. Did you watch it? He sits on the opposite side. Oh, I think the other physical side. Which we were saving for our show. Yes. Oh, weird.

We were going to do an 8-in. Episode 200 and left side reveal. Episode 200, we all switched seats. You know, for the viewers at home, you might be thinking, other podcast is he on what other what other show are they talking about? Well, it's a show called Where we talk about fin Finesse Theron. I can't wait till he can replace the people too. Like he can go insane here. Oh, god.

Oh, tech? Wait, gizmos? Gizmos and gadgets. Oh my god, that's awesome. That sounds- This episode, the first episode's all about the new Samsung Galaxy. I can't wait for Lemon.

I won't even say it. I can't even. It makes me sick. It makes me throw up. I can't wait for it to be my new fear end It is our new fear Loki a dope show now Thing about fear ends its apolitical right? Yeah, it's just people talking about stuff and I like that. There's a woman on it

Yeah, there's a woman on it's way more diverse than your show I think that's awesome I did like I did like I went to go look at the Theo von Hassan episode and the top comment with like 200,000 likes is like finally a political guest Just to be clear if we're splitting you if we're for your any in your Audi we have the gay side They have straight straight side. You are straight on that pod. We have the gay half of the bi. Decided who's gay and who's straight now.

You don't get to decide. Yeah, the lumen chip does that for you. This is your Innie and you put out for us. I would, if I was Mark S, I would never be fucking Helliar on the inside. Why? First off, what? Hmm? Would you, wait, would you not, sorry, would you not fuck Audi Helliar or any Helliar? No, it would split inside. Why? First off, what? Hmm. Would you wait? Would you not? Sorry.

Would you not fuck Audi? Hell, you are any hell, you know, it would split me. Well, would I be gay at work or gay at home? See that? And that's a good question that they don't really touch on on the show. That's like a Prager you version of Severance. And it's like my any straight because it was a choice. Yeah, I chose to be straight. The other episode, season two, End of the Rainbow is a choice.

Ben Stiller. It dings in the hand, just goes limp. And it's like, yeah, it's always like this. My wrist limp. There's thousands of people in the subreddit defending it. It's like, I'm a pretty liberal person, but I think Ben Stiller is making a really good point. What am I going to argue? What am I going to argue with the greatest media of all time?

I found out, because Ben Stiller is, I guess, outspoken politically. I didn't even know this. I didn't know either. I don't know where Ben Stiller is voicing his opinion. I know, but he's outspoken enough that there's a bunch of conversation about severance and then replies will be like, yeah, it sounds amazing, but I can't watch it because it's freaking right wing or left wing. Ben Stiller. Wow.

They're like edging themselves. They're holding back temptation. They really do love to put blockers up. I mean, you can just watch it. It's just a good show. You can just watch it. It's just a good show. What's the biggest, you can't answer this thing.

What's the biggest piece of popular fiction by a right wing like director. Director? Yeah, like something watched. Not a book. There's so much I feel like in books, but like movies and TV. An outspoken right wing. Do you know anything about those cartoons that the Daily Wire has been putting out? Those hit. The Smiths. Ha ha ha. It's the Smiths.

I don't even know if he's right wing. He's just racist. He's kind of beyond the political spectrum. Yeah, he's just... His dot exists outside of the... I beat a man. He was different than me. In almost every way. I can't think of one off Rip.

This more of a Ryan question. It's Ryan. It's... I mean, for talking ofs, didn't he? Disney. Disney. Yeah. He for talking OG.

Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm out the roots. Yeah, sure roots. You don't create Disneyland through fucking social welfare and all that nonsense. You gotta I bet it's someone low-key like that. We don't know like Spike Jones do it. Spike Jones. It could be really right. It could be- Spike Jones secretly writing-

It could be Hillbilly Elegy. What do you mean? That's JD Vance. Yeah. That could be- that's a pretty- that's a pretty big movie. It could be a big movie? I'm saying that was a pretty big movie. Wait, it was a movie?

Yeah. I didn't know that. It was a book and a movie. I thought it was just a book. I didn't know that. Yeah. It has um- Who directed it?

Amy Adams, I think. What? Amy Adams is in it? I think. You're lying. I can't remember her name. That's crazy. And it has another woman who's really famous Amy Adams is in it? I think. You're lying. I can't remember her name. That's crazy. And it has another woman who's really famous.

I can't remember her name. Breathtaking Amy Adams with the red hair? Uh... Breathtaking Amy Adams, right? From American Hustler. Superman fame. No, Superman fame. Sorry, my last Google search was two hollies wearing an ice key on his chest.

Because I had a funny tweet idea. Hillbilly L.A.G. movie. I don't know why I'm not just asking. It's Clint Eastwood. No. Directed by Ron Howard. Yeah. Just like famous. Amy Adams. Oh, it's Glenn Close. Yeah. So I could be up there.

Yeah, it does feel like there's less in Hollywood because they're all I think they're hidden, though. I think's less in Hollywood. Cause they're all... I think they're hidden though. I think they're in there, but they don't speak. Yeah, cause it's probably the minority in Hollywood. So they probably have less connections. But they all share a blood boy at the end of the day. That's where they meet across the aisle. Oh, you know who's gonna have a...

They're gonna have a fucking... that podcast over there? Uh-huh. Blood Boy. Oh, Blood Boy's under the table. Yeah Would be pretty good and dogs me you like I love AI And then a truck's gonna chime in being like yeah the Green Party in Germany is basically Nazis and then you're gonna fucking end the episode Yeah, and the credits roll the credits rolling comments and you're like we really did it again. That's the ep. Yeah, we really did it again folks Do you do what's what's the version of that for this show? I've already done this. Yeah.

It was the tennis. It was a great, you know, kind of truncated version. Yeah, I just don't want it's what I do. It's like he made one of those really, really tiny paintings. Like with a real tiny brush. I feel like a brush that you use to clean PCs. Here we go, bro. They're spreading misinformation.

I did see a picture, is this the picture of you with a giant industrial vacuum cleaner? And you're just like putting it into your 5090s sucking out what you called... No, there it is! I didn't see why that was such a bad idea. Because he's sucking out Nvidia's liberal juice that they put in. Because, uh... You think Nvidia is filled with liberal juice? Well, yeah.

Because, like, static electricity is often like something you avoid when you're touching sensitive components. It can fry them forever. It can. It's a little harder to do these days, but if you have a big plastic vacuum that shocks you sometimes... And you're standing on carpet. And you're standing on carpet, which you were. And, you know, it's on Ying Ling's Twitter. It's the it's I think he posted it recently. And it looks insane. It looks like you're it looks like you're taking like a power wash thing.

He said it's really started barking at the vacuum right when it turned on. Scroll down. He said it's revenge for what we say about him on the show for spreading this misinformation about me. I mean, to be said it's revenge for what we say about him on the shelf for spreading this Misinformation about me. I mean to be fair. That is literally what we do. Yeah, like no No Like that really I can't resist I

Can't resist when he gives me a little funny face. Okay y Yingling, I... And this is not a misinformation thing, has been saying things of the office that I think are inappropriate. Oh, yeah. There's been a couple of incidents and you need to get a hold of this place. Me. Dude, he's been so fucking unbearable. And who I need to reel him in? Because you're the chief operations officer and it sounds like an operations thing, not an executive thing.

OK, let me ask you real quick. I'd love to get into this. What is an executive thing? Because I feel like most things... Most things aren't, right? Yeah, yeah, right? Most things aren't. I'm noticing that too.

You'll walk in, something will be wrong, and you'll be like, ah, it's an Aiden thing. Probably an operations issue. Okay, okay, okay. And I really do wonder what falls under your umbrella. It's interesting because he's your executive assistant. Right, okay, okay. I really do wonder what falls under your umbrella. It's interesting because he's your executive assistant. Right, okay, how about this, how about this? Maybe throw things at me and I'll tell you CEO or COO.

Okay, the problem you had earlier yesterday. Operations. Really? When there's poop and then there's pee and then you took a pee in the pee poop? Weirdly an executive job apparently. That's definitely an operations. You're literally explaining operations

how you have to operational it. What happened to me? With the executive, did it? Dude, I don't know. I have hired somewhere along the way a terrorist. Well, what happened? Well, what happened is I've been living here because my beautiful girlfriend is out of town.

That's why he's wearing a cloak. And so I see no reason to go home because a house is not a home when your loved ones are gone. Oh Is my house at home that was P Diddy. Oh, so yeah, so if Drew skis in the house Then it is a home those allegations are false and I still like could have been love I still like the show too much Those allegations were oddly specific though. It is fun how I'm not speaking on the verity of the allegations, but it is fun how like if you really like the person and they're like,

yeah I didn't do it, you're like, yeah I didn't do it. Yeah. Because you just really like the person. That's what it all boils down to and conversely if you don't like the person you're like, ah, hmm interesting. That's why like I've always said like man if Kanye don't like the person, you're like, ah, hmm, interesting. That's why, like, I've always said, like, man, if Kanye drops My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy II tomorrow. The album's like half good. Yeah, so there it is. He's just, that's not good.

It's not, it's just in the air. And that's, and Zippor, can you zoom in on that 50, 90 box? You know, and it's not 50, 90. You know how hard those are to get? It's an old PC. It's a 2000 and up graphics card, $2,000 and it's not 50-90. You know how hard those are to get? It's an old PC. It's a 2000 and up graphics card. $2000.

It's a 20-70. I paid less than that for my first computer. 20-70, and what I'm doing is I'm holding the vacuum in the air so that when I go over the parts with a micro brush and the dust flows in the air, the dust gets sucked into the fucking vacuum. It is also his old PC. No, don't defend him. It's my old PC. This is liberal propaganda. It's his old PC. It's yin- him. It's his old PC. This is liberal propaganda. It's his old PC.

It's yin-ling propaganda! It's PC I built. Oh, okay. Back to the terrorists. Well, really quick, I walked in, literally the first thing I heard Kelby say, who is a 39-year-old man with a baby on the way. Famously not. He's like, I heard Amber Heard didn't go to the Diddy parties.

It was like the first thing I heard. And I'm like, we're really getting out of the rest of the tags this morning. Look, I keep Kelby Young. He watches a lot of my streams and he's been watching younger and younger media. I know this because we had a call and he was like, Oh, I got to go. Could have been love episode three's airing. And I'm like, you're watching the dating show with Drew ski. Wow.

He's like, where does that air? Uh, YouTube for free. Wow. For free. Yeah. I mean, I walked in the other day and I asked, I asked a lot of it. I was like, why is Deji not on the sidemen? And a fair question.

No, it is a fair question. I know it's a fair question. I just can't believe it came from him. Why is Deji the messy? First off, you guys don't even know that the insane history of KSI and Deji not getting along, but they're brothers. They're brothers. I know they're brothers, but I think and they bicker from a totally outside point perspective and before we become stanza stream and we have can'ts on and I'm can'ts now

It is I don't know what that means. Yeah, cuz you don't hang out with anyone except for your autocrastic friends. Yeah Crassie technocratic You're on my trans humanist friend your trans autistic friends Atria, right Okay, so continue so they I think Trans autistic friends. Duggan atriarch. Yeah, right. So continue. So I think

Deji O's wanted to be a creator. I actually don't even know. I think Deji wanted to be a creator. I think KSI was like, I want to do my own thing. And then KSI was kind of maybe mean, push him away a bit. Then they had a real rap battle beef against each other where they said some very actually hurtful things. I saw one of them. Which sounds like you wouldn't be able to say hurtful things because it's in a rap

they had a real rap beef yeah that's so funny your brothers yeah yeah that's fucking really funny it's like between two mom is texting both of you like cut it out can you guys stop this stop it

between two guys that opened fifa packs I gotta do this to aiden bro they started a new podcast I'm gonna start a rap battle beef with aiden we do a cipher dissing them and then they have to respond. Yeah. And then Doug writes his whole thing in chat GBT. Anyway, rewind to the terrorists. Yeah, what happened in the bathroom?

To a typical COO job. We have three bathrooms. We have one of the bathrooms we have here has a shower. And in the in that little shower room is a is still a toilet, but it's like kind of dungy. Is that a word? Too dim. Too dim. Dungy. Dungy. Smells a little musty. Foggy. A little icky. Icky. It's just the vibe is just worse. It's bad. It has more stuff. I never dump in there. Most people only use it for showers.

I think honestly if you're dumping in that one of the three, you're a psychopath. It's also the only one without the swipe plus. It just has a swipe regular. Exactly. That's why you're a freak bitch if you dump in there. So anyway, I go in and I want to shower and it smells like pee pee because someone's left their pee in there. Dude, if a bathroom smells like pee, that's a bad sign. It's yucky. Because you just peed in the toilet, Dude, if a bathroom smells like pee, that's a bad sign. It's yucky. Because if you just pee in the toilet, the bathroom doesn't just smell like pee. It's gotta sit in there.

We just had them cleaned, too. They just got cleaned. It smelled like pee pee. And I'm like, oh, I know how to solve this one. Flush. It makes the kid, yay! Aiden installed that because that was him flushing about. So I go to Flush and get my yeas, and as I'm flushing it, I'm like, oh that's fun.

The water is rising. And I'm like, I'm like, oh it'll stop. And it keeps rising. I hate when it keeps going. And it keeps rising. And there's no toilet paper or anything. It's just, it's just yellow water. You start drinking it.

It's the feeling. I'm like, I'm like. It's just yellow water. You start drinking it. It's the feeling... You put a straw in. Dude, it's the feeling of like society is breaking at the fabric of itself. You're like, no. No, the water's not supposed to go away. There's no way it could possibly go over. If our toilets don't work, I think that's where it really begins to fracture. So that's where that feeling comes from.

It's the first line of civilization. It would be mayhem if the sewage system stopped. Oh, yeah. Dude, it would be mayhem if the sewage system stopped. Oh yeah. It would be mayhem. We have to do this. This took down Rome for a few years. We have to do this. We have to uproot society.

This is your reverse Mr. Beast idea. We shut down the LA sewage system. You're wearing the LA sewage system. I distrust you. We shut down all of LA by shutting down the septic system? Yes. We made pooping cost money. Yeah.

The opposite of free parking. We destroyed aqueducts in a terrorist act. Yeah. Dude, how have we not monetized pooping at that degree? Like some worthless tech middleman. We make a yard port-a-potty. And we wheel them to all the neighborhoods. And we shut down a whole sewage system.

And we charge. Except for our house. This is where America beats Europe out. In Europe, they charge for public bathrooms, bro. Yeah, it's so fucking cringe. I hate it. Yeah, it's a huge or water. They should have a paid and a free low because the table would probably looking nice.

That's also I think what they have is the free stuff is by the state. The state offers free bathrooms, but then any private business does not have to let you use a bathroom. That's what we need to do. We need to go to the other side of this shit. And we let people use it. The only thing we do is sometimes they lie and they say, oh, it doesn't work. Or they add a code.

The code. The code is an interesting brown bag. Bunny Colvin brown bag. They're like, it's only for customers. Yeah. Anyway, it rises. It spills over. Beep bop.

That's so gross. It's pee pee water. And you look at this mess and you're like, this is an executive's job. Well okay, no. To get in the trenches. No, I did my job, okay, here's what I did. You did flush it? He had to break the glass floor.

Oh the executive's job is to flush. To come down and help the fine company. He makes 30 times his lowest employee's salary so he can flush. It's 50, thank you. It's closer to Closer to 50. It's closer to 50, thank you. We've increased it. And what I did, by the way, is I didn't just flush once.

I flushed twice because I was like, maybe it was broken the first time. You flushed twice? I go, I go, mmm, let's try it again. Dude, rookie mistake. As a real clog head? What the fuck? As a real clog head? That's a rookie mistake.

And I go, and I go, should we go for three, fellas? You never included this part of the story in your story. No, I'm lying. Well, I did flush twice, but I... Psycho. Let me... Until someone fesses up to who did this, I will be flushing it once an hour. Somebody stole my new truck.

Well, Ludwig, where were the keys? No, that's... This, I hate this. That is so... If you leave your door unlocked, is someone allowed to enter and steal your stuff? Don't say yes. The answer is no. We had this conversation. I know and entering it is still breaking It is still and it's still fucked up to leave the toilet plugged But it doesn't mean that you have to take it is still grant that thought of someone steals my car if the keys are inside What was your thoughts when you flushed it the second time? I okay. I didn't actually flush

I what I did is it boiled over like a witch's brew poured everywhere and I've always thought this water is so much. It is water is much. If I just pour this all on the floor in the cup it's not much. Yes. But on the floor it's much. It's not much but water much. Not much in there but not much. He's right. Because if someone gages this I'm like I can clean this but if it's on the floor I at this, I'm like, I can clean this. But if it's on the floor, I'm like, oh my God. Like if I kept doing this. Stop, stop, stop. I'm saying if I kept doing it, it would really,

you see what I mean? Yeah. Cause it looks the same almost. Yeah, right. It's a great demonstration. I still call it much. It's still much. What science have to say about it being much?

They don't talk about how water spreads when it's flat. So anyway, what I did is I didn't know we had a plunger. I went outside. I instantly saw one within three seconds. That's clutch. I was like, wow, convenient. Would you have used your hands? No. I would have reached out to the COO. You would have reached out to the COO.

And not the office manager? I'm like a sim. And so if something doesn't exist, I just go, ah, babaganoosh. And then I wait for my sim master to help me. Oh, yeah, I have a question for you on not on some Employee title shit on some friendship because you're your your office manager is your childhood best friend Yes, and your coo is one of your current best friends Yeah, who would you ask if they had to go in with their hands and plunge it who would you ask between those two? I because one it's kind of like we haven't hung out a long time until more recently when you try to work for me If they had to go in with their hands and plunge it, who would you ask between those two? Because one, it's kind of like, we haven't hung out

a long time until more recently when you came to work for me. And one's like, I see you every day. It's a little more comfortable to ask you. But are you in spirit? Are you picking your better friend, your worst friend? I think it's outside the role for both. I think what I would do, I think what I would genuinely do is I would start a task force.

I would, I would be in. I would start a task force to find the person who did it and make them do it. While there is piss everywhere. You know you can just check. Yeah, I would do that. And then as the executive you might start an internal investigation. Well no, as the executive I would start the investigation of the operations lead within. It's more interesting question, though, is you have to pick one. It's doomsday. There's piss all over.

Everyone else is. Yeah. Oh, shmada. It is incredible because we've as we've dove through this scenario. We operating the plunger. You have yet to say you're responsible for a task that is not delegating. OK, well, we are only at the first one. Anyway, so what did I do, by the way? I unclogged it.

It went down the toilet. I took the face towel that was hanging up. The only one that I saw. I soaked up and I threw away. I'm trying to explain as nice as possible. And then I took a shower in the room. Yeah, you unclogged. You steamed the piss up?

I really needed to shower. I show shower in the room. Yeah, you unclogged. You steamed the piss up You I really needed to shower I showered in the room And you all bros showered after it this bro showered. Yeah, he got sloppy sex. Yeah, I had to yeah Um, you're afraid of one day. I feel like that shower that shower drains gonna clog That's the e-solvable hair. Just drain all that shit. Don't worry about that Anyway, then I message Aiden and I said, oh, there's some pee still on the floor. Well, Aiden was waiting to shower. I was working out while this was happening.

And Aiden comes in, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here? Bitch. And then he's like, it's okay. You can talk to me like that. And he said, he's like, I'm waiting to use the shower. And I'm like, and it was shower time for everyone. I'm stinking shower. It's a little ran through. It does get ran through.

It does get ran through in Aiden. It kind of likes it beat, I think. Oh, he does. He likes it cold. He likes it beat. No, we got it fixed. Yeah, but you didn't fix the water heater for weeks. We did.

You thought it was awesome. It was cold. Yeah, it was kind of like it was raw. See, you like you like the fact that it's raw, I think. So anyway, that's a that's simply said. But the problem is that so when you unclogged it, it was hidden poop. Apparently, or toilet paper or like condoms or tampons. I don't know. Right. I don't know what was going to happen.

But someone did one of those phantom clogs where they take a poop and they flush the toilet and they notice the water doesn't go away but the poop does go away and they don't see it and they go, it's probably fine. Probably next flush it'll be fine. They take the coin flip and they go, the next flush we'll get the rest down. But they're not taking the coin flip, they're just giving someone else the coin. Yes. Yes.

They're saying go ahead and flip it. I know who I'll be investigating. Yeah're just giving someone else the coin. Yes Yeah, yeah, we have a short mo gas It's it's a pretty solid guess and Will strong guess in the disciplinary action will fall to the who the CEO is so awesome. Oh, yeah Well, that's a great question. Yes. Okay, CEO would be in charge if it's a didn't I think he has to go to his other podcast Permanently, I'm sorry you think if Aiden's investigation results in a den finding out he was the culprit Okay. CEO would be in charge of the investigation. I think he has to go to his other podcast permanently. I'm sorry. You think if Aiden's investigation results in Aiden finding out he was the culprit?

It just wouldn't happen that way. I think you're right. If that did, but if it did happen that way and we had this whole combo, he should be excommunicata. Yeah, I'm innocent. I have an alibi. Oh, what's your alibi? Girls No Poop?

No, this is the day before. This is Saturday. I never shit in that bathroom though We have to it has to be someone who would willingly shit in that that's why Yeah, we already just carefree enough the issue is if we say this person's name and we're wrong We have slandered their character, so I don't have to miles Dabney We have slandered their character. So I don't want to do that to Miles Dobney. It's also he would. Yeah.

I think it's also the first one. So the next bathroom is probably three feet over. But Miles, what does it probably door? Huh? And a door. It's true. An open door though. And Miles would probably be like, oh, she's the first one.

No, I think he just like doesn't care about the quality difference. Yeah. Sure. Genuinely. And it isn't like relative nice toilet because it got the swipe. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. It works. You know, toilets are only like $80.

Like the porcelain base. Yeah. Is it still porcelain? Yeah. Surely we would have made it cheaper by now. Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like porcelain is nice for some reason. Isn't that fucking crazy dude a toilet is something we use every day and all the time and it's 80 bucks. A toilet is like a top five item to throw off a roof yeah yeah like so good the way it would shatter yeah we should have roof day. Roof day! We should throw things off the roof here, I love it. Yeah. Oh my god, you'd be so nice to me

So, you know this is a YouTube channel Their entire existence is just roof day. Okay, they throw like iPhones and playstations, right? It's the Australian guys I forget their name, but they just go to this place in Australia. That's like high up. It's nothing but high up Yeah, it's just a tall platform and then they just drop so high up then where throw it to they throw it onto the ground off it off the high up Oh, so there is low there is yeah Yeah, there's low where there is much there is also not much where there is much there is low No, you think he's mixed it all up Low guys throw something from high up

It'll come up zipper type throw something from high up. It'll come up. Zippered type in throwing from high up. Tip up. Look up a few Australians throwing stuff from high up. We should do the egg challenge. What does that mean? You have to make a device that packs an egg.

Like the egg drop thing? Yeah, the egg drop. Anvil versus car. I gotta see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. I got it. Off a Swiss dam.

This is actually the type of shit YouTube made for- Click most replayed section. Yeah, these guys are massive. They have 23 million. It's how ridiculous- How ridiculous. Yeah, if you're an audio listener, you probably see their videos. Yeah, once again, this shit is the kind of stuff you don't need to-

Ryan fucking Ryan. I'm Ryan Ellis. I'm in Ad Upside Down. KILL YOURSELF! Jesus. They've given us so much money. They've given us so much money. Oh!

Oh, he's fucking- He's missed! Dude! Dude, they hit him directly. Dude us so much money. Oh, oh, he's fucking. Oh, he's missed. Oh my God. Dude, they hit him. Okay, the throw is the impressive part. How did they hit him directly on the head? I think they have some sort of like,

uh, bitch device. No, no, it was a human. Oh really? Yeah, it's just good effort. Dude, where are they? They're in some beautiful. They're in Switzerland at a damn. I was gonna say it looks like Switzerland.

Oh my God. I want to do this to Aiden so bad. That would be so awesome. Oh, it feels so good. Do you wanna see me podcast with people who don't wanna do that to me? You can head over to Lemonade Stan. No, I think Maloki would also like to do that. Actually, is H-Rock the Aiden of that show?

Toilet! What? They innately understood that it's the most awesome shit to break. To destroy. Do they have a drum set? Go to the next most replayed section. Okay, we're just watching a How Ridiculous video at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's behind, I think, but it's the back one.

It's the next one probably, right? So, audio listeners, we're watching two people atop a giant dam in Switzerland throw large objects off of it. Anyway, what I'm trying to say, Nick, is this is a tried and true YouTube success story. Eww. This is a human typically man fixation. Yeah. There was that, um, always wants to catch some pieces. There was that Twitter video of like a bunch of dudes just like working together to like push a big rock down a hill.

And I watched that and I was like, awesome. Like yeah, it's just inside our blood and bones. The other thing that crushes that seems innately enjoyed is their stick talk. Stick talk? Like finding good sticks? Dude, a good stick. They just do stick review and they find a good stick and it's its natural form is cool And they review it and I still like remember some of the good sticks. I found that's why that's why poo sticks is such a good game

What is going on oh Who sticks where you go on the bridge and you all you and the boys have a stick You all have your own stick to be clear you And you say three, two, one. You're on a bridge over like a river perhaps. Three, two, one. All the boys drops, drop their stick. And then whoever stick comes out first on the other side wins.

And that's Poo Sticks. Because Poo and Christopher Robin made it. He made this game up. We had this conversation before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Long time ago. I'm glad. I'm glad.

I'm glad we're touching on. I don't even think it was a set. I think it was the set before. Yeah, because I remember that I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad we're we're touching on I don't even think it was a set I think was the set before yeah Cuz I remember I've never heard of this game until you talked about it play poos not very well read I think you can't play poos six in LA. That's the issue. You're not reading your fucking really Let's bring competitive poos six to LA like what do how do I do? And a camera in jerseys and what do you, it's a sport. You need a river with a bridge.

They queue on Discord, you pop your, you say can, it queues you up, there's a leaderboard. I know, I could, it would be fine, the area is the location. I had this issue in college when I joined the sailing club in Arizona. Going 2-2 at the Poo Stix local. You joined the Arizona Sailing Team? I did. Club or team? I joined the it was a sailing club that had a team. But you were you were you get a club doesn't make you on the team desert.

How do you say, where were they? What do you say on a boat? Typically, is on the boat is a boat grounded in Arizona is a desert. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying L.A.'s not good for rivers and Arizona wasn't good for lakes. It was a bit of a glorious globe. Cool running sort of story. There is. Look up Tempe town lake.

There is a lake. The white cool running five boys from ASU thought they could say they're just hella racist. Yeah, it's cool runnings with racist frat guys. No, there is a lake. It's not spectacular and there's not a lot of wind. So that's the issue. But there is a lake in Tempe.

That's it. The good images. Oh, it's nice to be in and out burger. That's where they sail. Do you ever think about how the Colorado River is going to run dry and everybody in Arizona is going to die? I do think about that because they've worked or they're working on right now. Like they're one of their best plans to get water there, because they're building up so much, is to build- this is like something Nick will come up with- a pipe to Mexico, and then get the water from the ocean in Mexico, and then desalinate it.

Desalinate it! And then use that- Technology saved the fucking Mushroom Kingdom. Ludwig, but where will they put the- where will they put the brine, Ludwig? They'll- they'll- they'll use the brine- We use the'll use the brine to make salt flats out of Glendale. We use the brine to make anchovies. Yeah, well flat in Glendale we'll make it an anchovy factory and salt flats as a tourist attraction. And everyone gets to eat awesome delicious fish.

Or maybe we'll just do it to Tucson because we don't need Tucson. Why don't we just put a fucking hose in that bitch? A pipe is a hose that doesn't bend. No, no everyone puts their hose. So sorry everyone in Arizona puts their hose. They get a long hose and they all put it in the river and turn on Water's in there forever. Oh from their house. It's a really good idea. As I learned more about this. Cause houses have infinite water. Have you ever seen it stop? No. When? If the city does not shut it off.

When does the water just stop? When the city shuts it off. Well that's not going to happen because the city needs this to happen. This is a government mandated organization thing happening. I'm saying when the city... He's getting weirdly mad about this. He basically just said when does it shut off except for the times it shuts off. But the government program, they're not going to shut it off during the most important program they run, which is Hoes Week.

Hoes Week. There's a bunch of horny ass guys walking outside. government program they're not going to shut it off during the most important program they run which is most week there's a bunch of horny-ass guys walking outside yeah we can't yeah we skipped spring break for this wait for this hose week I think a pipe is a good idea did you know that one of the biggest projects the US Army Corps of Engineers is diverting the Mississippi River into what like making sure it making sure it runs, I think, correct correctly or something. I think you're a little too far. I think I just forgot. I kept reading.

But you need the water somewhere. So we run. I feel like it's always running, you know, they didn't have to worry. It was like supposed to like break and and but they like made it so it didn't. Yeah. What I realize numbers are important is Is we are quite dumb as a species. And we consistently and considerably fuck up future generations. Now, without really thinking about what we're doing now.

Like when we came to California, there was a really great like I actually drove by it just this weekend, a big ass lake. And then L.A. was like, ah, we need a lot of water. So they're like, oh, we'll get it from the lake. And they took all the water from the lake and it dried up. And like, ah, that's fine. And then because the lake dried up, a bunch of dust storms started to happen. Really dangerous dust storms because it's a lot drier.

And it was hurting everyone who lived in the area. So now what we do every few years is we add water back to the lake. Oh, from elsewhere. Yeah. We don't drink it. No, it's just like a little it's not enough to be a lake. It's just like a topping of water. It's enough to stop the dust storm from happening.

It's like when you buy just the muffin tops. Well, the top is the best part. Well, it's the most beautiful part. But there when we went to Florence, they were talking about, don't touch the water. It's so nasty from years and years of like poop and canning. There's dead bodies in Tempe Town Lake. But then they're also like you can drink the water from the spouts and that's clean.

Well, there's... It doesn't make any sense. And it's like it's such a beautiful dichotomy, literally. And maybe we could clean up the rivers by having Hose Week in Florence. Hose Week in Florence would go crazy. And for the Hose Week we drink the Florence River water to drain it. But Italians are too mean. I don't know, it might be Hose Week every week in Florence. Italians are too mean, they wouldn't allow it.

The Hose Week? Yeah, they're too selfish. No, Italians aren't that mean. They're too selfish. The French are mean. The Italians are mean. We're too selfish. No, we're not. The French?

The Americans! No, we're giving. Are you fucking kidding me? We invented fracking. We've gave so much. That's tight. Yeah, that's cool. We've given so much to this world and this society.

We gave them iPhones. And water burger? And water burger and water burger I realize here's what happens is like 0 to 40 make like in somewhere maybe earlier You might lean liberal left-wing. You're thinking of future generations. You're young I thought you were talking about minutes of the podcast Like it kind of works that way to do it a 40. It does work that way to It kind of works that way too. Zero to 40. It does work that way too.

You got a big heart, you know, liberal. It's true. It's a big heart. You're thinking of future generations. It comes in on the end of the podcast. I'm starting to think. And then you start to see the finish line and you switch. And you become selfish.

And you're like, what can I get for me? Because I'm not lasting that long. I don't give a fuck what happens after. Right. And we're mostly 40 to 80 mental here in this US of A. In the US of A? Yeah. I don't know, man.

I think it's every human being ever. Is this across all human being ever? Yeah. Like, much like, I think that we touched, today we touched on a lot of universal ideas. Much piss, high, low, ulge, dudge, toilet, explode. We touched on a lot of universal ideas much piss high low all Yeah, toilet. Well, it also to explode And hose hose water in Lake

Well, I think flushing it going yeah Yeah, like when you kill someone in halo we We were watching the Lakers game at the office. It was me, Ying Ling, Cam, Mugwink. This bit's crazy that Ying Ling keeps doing. And the bit? Yeah, that your favorite player... Oh, I wasn't even going to break that up. Sorry, go ahead.

We were watching the game and Ying Ling like gets a text on his phone. He's sitting next to Cam and it just says, what up? Yo. And he's looking at Cam. He's like, what's this? This is from a random number. Should I text it? Should I text it back?

What do you think I should say? And then they're talking about it back and forth. I'm trying to enjoy the Lakers game. A lot of weeks sleep on the couch. And then he gets another text, phone beeps again. And it's like, hey, why aren't you texting me back? And Yangling's like, oh, shit, I don't know if I want to reply now. I don't know if I want to say anything to this guy.

And Cam Cam is like trying to encourage. He's trying to like brainstorm funny replies for Yangling to send. And a few more minutes go by. And I don't know where we're, we're Luke Adonchich. Luke Adonchich is going crazy. I think I've woken from my slumber and I think he gets a text that's like, I had a great time last night. Yeah. From a random number.

And I'm like, I'm like, Yangling, you dog. You do. You got it. What are you doing in these dirty streets of L.A.? He's like, dude, it's not me. It's a random number. Like, what are you even talking about? He can't agree on what to send back with camp. And then like maybe like 10 more minutes go by. And he gets another text and is like, seriously, you're not going to say anything.

And then back to back with that, I'm coming over right now. Whoa. And and now he's like, it's he's not really like laughing and thinking of a funny response He's like dude. This is kind of scary. He's freaking out. Yeah, and I he's also wondering how a message is transmitted electronically What's SMS? What does it stand for? This is a man somewhere else The bubbles green does that mean it's a bot Few more minutes like like maybe like five ten more go by, he gets another text and it says, I'm out front, let me in.

And Ying Ling's like, what the fuck dude? And then he gets one more text and it's me taking a selfie on the couch with the new work phone we just got. Oh my god. You little troll. He doesn't know it's been me the whole time. You little damn troll. Aiden you're trapped in the phone! Wait this guy has a picture of me. Dude that reminds me of uh, I got a, I showed this to you guys like it was like a year ago.

But I basically got a phone Text was it it was SMS. It wasn't my message Basically it said We we will start first with swatting and then move on to more violence Such as throwing bricks and Molotovs at your fucking house. You have option pay 75,000 to the Bitcoin address below you have 24 hours before the swatting starts. And it's a Bitcoin address. And it says, two minutes later,

make the right choice. This is not a game. Do not waste my time. You need to respond now or the first action will come now. That's what it said. And then in three minutes, we will negotiate. Well, it is full. They instantly fold.

And I never responded. So you're at a movie and you get like 30 texts to get back. It's like, OK, fine. We'll pay you initially. Small sum. We expect it back tenfold. I want we want four percent annuity over 30 years. Perhaps there's a conversation then.

Yeah, they do try to they do try to hustle some money when they just go to like a fucking online registry, get basic information. Don't work. Don't scare us. You can't take us. They're not like us. They're not like us. You are not like us. I'll friggin' extort you.

You'll extort me? I could extort you. With what? With you and what army? With your army of cloaks? Oh my god. Your green cloaks? Cause I got my black cloaks and I'm in a gold cloak and I'm chasing you. And I'm chasing you. Did you see what's happening in the Valorant community?

Yeah. Dude. Yeah. It's a big deal. We were talking. It's so embarrassing. We actually were talking about this in the office. I didn't know this happened. I assume we're talking about the Sentinel podcast thing, right? We're talking about the sentinels podcast. I think they're your Shea Carl fans.

Quick context, they're massive Shea Carl fans, and they keep saying the the word, just slang it once. And then it was Zelsis and then he like sent an apology. And then now there's a culture war. Well, Zektard and Zeltard were on the podcast together. Yeah, on the podcast together. And apparently it's because they used to do ballet or something and I'm like, I just feel like you could have

chosen different names. And then Daddy T heart cheated on his wife and his whole drama. And the family's broken up. Yeah, it's tough. But I saw this like a week ago. And then I've been offline because I went camping. And I came back and I looked at Twitter for the first time

in like four days and it's still a thing. It's just like, yeah, it's like the house is burned down. Till talking about it. I think this, this is deserved in a roundabout way of how the fuck could you let in an edited podcast, how does it get past that many people and you keep it in? You do have to think maybe there was a decision along the way where they were like, I let it let that one go.

Probably. Yeah, let's just go that way. I think they left it on purpose yeah, yeah They're shit and games and shit like all the time like on stream Yeah, there's a reason they don't do listen ins on VCT stage Let's let's tune in see what you boys are up to maybe my understanding of what happened is is different what what exactly was said oh Maybe my understanding of what happened is different. What exactly was said? Oh, I just know that he said it on the pod. I would never, no offense,

listen to Ascendo's podcast in my life. I'm sorry. We're just never yours. I don't think that's why people are hated about it. I think that's why some people might be. Well, so that's what happened initially. And then there was like a bunch of pushback and people were like, dude, come on. And then there was a bunch of pushback. Yeah. And and people were like, dude, come on.

And then there was a bunch of pushback to that pushback being like, I just want to fricking say it. And then it boiled over when Curry just tweeted it out. Yeah, like the word is. Steph. Yeah. Steph Curry tweeted it out. And and he's but he saved the three. Yeah. So it's like, like, it's kind of money. Yeah, it it's like

And then it had that did you see the half-cashed no turnaround fucking over two guys one he made I think he and you know what he called them. Yeah, he did he did and then it was Smith. He's like is curry celebration So that's that's what happened. OK, I I misunderstood the situation. I honestly I I didn't think people were upset because he said that word. I think there's a like I think it's acceptable. What's bad about that? I thought it was because he said it about like it was like a Israel Palestine thing. That's what you're talking about. We add on the podcast.

No, you're lying. No, no, no, no, no. I'm serious. We missed that. No, this is what you're talking about. That on the podcast. No, no, no, no, no. I'm serious. No, this is what you're doing. Okay. Before, before I engage with the next segment, I want to say this is the information. We don't do this. No, no, no, no.

I'm not talking about politics. You fucking idiot. Don't stop interrupting me. Whoa. Whoa. What are they doing? What are they doing over there? The only reason me. What have they done? Nick Yangling. The only reason I know about this story

is because Nick Yangling came in and he said they were on the podcast together and Zekken made a joke that had to do with like Israel Palestine. And then Zelsis' reaction to the joke about Israel Palestine, which I don't know what the joke was, I don't know what the context was,

Zelsis said that's. To be clear, I wasn't worried about you saying politics. I was worried about you saying we don't know the information. All we do is spread misinformation. We don't correct it. We don't do research. I don't care if you talk about politics. I care if you're worried about misinformation.

You should spread it. Yeah, context isn't necessary. No, that's not what we do. You're really fighting in the opposite direction. Yes, you are worried about some shit I don't care about. Is your other podcast- Can we have a side? Can we have a side without him?

I think we'll have a side without me. What are they doing to him over there? Do you see how irritable he just got? Because on the other pod- He said don't interrupt me. On the other pod he has a notebook. He didn't have his little book. He's writing shit while doing the podcast? He book The little last book and he wants to be correct about his information that he says and so is I think it's fair

I think it's fair Don't you know don't interrupt cuz here we just say racist shit and sexist shit. No No, no. No. There's some blood. Don't pour it. Don't pour it, Popo. Okay, you can drink it. That's okay. This isn't-

No, no, no. What's he doing? No, don't look up. What's happening? Don't look up. Don't look up. Don't look up. Don't look up.

That came out of the cup. That came out of the glass. It did, right? Yep. Yes. Okay. That came out of the cup. Hell yeah.

Okay. Hell yeah. Alright, aside's over. Hey, sport. Hey, man. You're looking good. All right. A side's over. Hey sport. Hey man. You're looking good. Where's your book?

You look good. I don't need notes for this one. For this one is good. That's crazy context. All I've seen. So it's not, I assume that's why people were upset. Hearing that from Nick Yngley is also extremely funny. Yeah.

I'm a normal valorant consumer. I'm a normal Valorant consumer. I watch the Tarek watch parties. I watch MX or I guess I just watch Shopify Rebellion now. Yeah. And that's it. I'm a normal Valorant consumer. But I think I think there has been a swath of Valorant viewers that are kpop adjacent.

That are that are young liberal left-wing progressive. Kpop adjacent is the new dog whistle for whatever you're trying to say. Blue hairs. They got blue hair. No, I mean, like legitimately, because they make fan cams. But they'll make fan cams of like players, not only players, but also like Phoenix, the character. Yes. And there's a there's a dating culture.

There's very young Valerian's young. Well, in mixed in with that young culture is also a young rebellious. Like any game that has young teenagers playing is going to have a couple of a couple of words being slung around. Well, so but I think I think these groups are clashing because I think the one group is young and they're like, and they're like, we don't like saying that word.

It hurts people that we love. Sure. We don't hurt those people. And the other group is like, I love slinging freaking swords around in my. Other groups like you're a pussy and I'm also short, but you can't see that. But I'm dealing with that. Let me say what I need to say, because I'm five, five and immortal three. It's five, five and immortal three with a little attitude. Dude, that would go so hard.

I, I assume the reason this is so inflamed is because of the juxtaposition of a joke about such a serious topic with Becut Next and having that word applied. Have you listened to it? I've only seen the discourse. Don't get context before saying bullshit. What are we doing here? I haven't watched it. Lying is awesome!

Sorry, I'm in lemon decent mode. So fun! Again, until the day that I die, I will not watch Senna's podcast. Oh, no. I refuse to even watch it. If that thing jokes about Israel and there's no one around to hear it, then it really wouldn't happen. I just could you imagine. Can you imagine, you're like hanging out with your boys, It was like in jokes about Israel and there's no one around to hear it. They didn't really

You on that podcast you imagine you're like hang out your boys and you're like, yeah, but listen some podcasts It's like what is it? It's like yes sentinels pod Ben Shapiro I'd be I would just cut out. I would just say Ben Shapiro at that point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It is funny to have a podcast base Remember when we had B, bro? Bro! And then we went A right after bro. Oh my god! But we were gonna go B. Bro, what if they had C?

Yo Haven! Yo! It'd be Haven 3-0. It's like McFoodies, it's like, you guys think Phoenix has a massive cock? Low-key cock-tubers. Phoenix, S. Imagine, it said, knows what, it's fresh and fit, there's like nine Valorant players, and they're all just in a line.

Fuck, that'd be so funny. So anyway, what I saw is a bunch of pushback to what Zelsis said. Zelsis apologized. People got mad that Zelsis apologized because it was him buckling to this side of Valorant's culture. And they wanted him to go to the not bitch mode,

no pussy side, where we get to say we want now because we're playing a game with with someone who hawks out yeah hawks out and also and also there's a woman who uses magic to make a cool ice wall yeah because it's really tough you play the game made by riot with with all the gay characters in the in the removal of the word terrorism that's the tough one and And so that's, I think, the main culture war. And then Curry re-inflamed it by, I guess, recently just tweeting it out. You know what's funny is that it's like light edgy. It's like light edgy DarkWoke.

Yes. Is where if these, I feel like a lot of these like people who are fighting the online culture war on Twitter right now, who are fighting the online culture war in on Twitter right now who are for The live free speech. I think a CS go game would kill those kids I think I would make them a little more uncomfortable. No, I think they I think they came from there I don't think they did cuz they they they're too young. They never booted up CS go They just don't know I because I think someone like curry who's been number one Valorant several times It's definitely played CSGO several times like

The tricks of that I'm talking about like the maybe the trickle-down is LARPing But that's not the people who are shaping the culture words the people like Curry who actually have a platform Yeah, I think it's but it's also interesting to think those LARPers, you know, they're just hiding behind their soldier Yeah, you have to worry about what the soldier did not what the LARPers do. Sure. I like to attack the smaller people. Yeah. You do. We've seen your Twitter feed. It's easier to hurt them. My god.

Oh my god. Your recent tirade is pretty awesome. You have a tirade? Wait, you have a new tirade? It was not a tirade. It's more than one tweet. A tirade? About fucking Star Trek 2009? I'm not sure who it is. I'm sorry. It's a good movie.

No, about the Patreon guy it is, I once was. It's a good movie. No, about the Patreon guy. Oh, the Patreon guy? Yeah, you 100-0 winning streak on that one. That guy got destroyed, it's so funny. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. A new weapon? A guy was just mean in the Patreon comments,

which I'm usually more, uh, I'm more sensitive about those because- No, no, no, this one, I'm on Team Slime. Okay. He was just really mean, and I'm like, alright, so- All he was mad about is Slime did not like Marvel rivals. That's the only thing Slime. OK. He was just really mean. And I'm like, all right. So all he was mad about is Slime did not like Marvel Rivals. That's the only thing. And then he started saying a bunch of mean shit about me and then Nick.

And I was like, and that also kind of activated me. But also in Patreon comments, I don't like the idea that people feel like they can pay money and then have kind of a license to be mean. If that's just happened in YouTube, I don't give a fuck. Right. You're just you're just angry. OK. So so I Google this guy's tag because it's very, very specific. And it's on my Twitter. Apparently he made an urban dictionary entry about himself. Because it says who posts it.

Wait, can I please ask what it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slime's tweet. I would really love to see what the urban dictionary entry that you put for yourself was. Yeah, me-morthis means huge cock. Dude, it's like kind of like that. But it's more pathetic.

How do you know it was submitted? Because I guess no one else. It was made like with like in COVID. Right. With a very specific name. With like one up vote. Yeah, it's it's that one. So I won't say it.

Dude, it's worse than I thought. It's not like subtle. It's not subtle because it's the person's tag and it says everything that signifies who they are. I know their birthday, a male Asian gamer whose birthday is September 3rd, 2000 I forget. Hey preemie. Oh my god I know I know Loves card games and food kind of nerdy in emo loves black shirts and hates vegan

Holy shit. It's that Asian kid. You don't have to say it. It's implied. Okay, and then it says bye the guy who yeah bye And then it falls in with, man, he sucks. Yeah. This was crazy. That is crazy. And so I just thought it was funny. And again, it's only because in Patreon you don't have a license. Dude, that sucks.

And it kind of popped off. Yeah, I just saw. It's got a lot of... Poor guy. This is... Elon replies to this and says, this is doxing. But he posted on the subreddit, he is really mad And he's DMing me right now

Wait he posted on this R subreddit? Yeah he just crashed like crazy And he's telling me insane shit right now as we speak That's awesome Is he still a patron? Is he still a patron? Did you ban him or did he cancel? I took him off of it Is he still a patron? Huh? Is he still a patron? No. Oh. Did he- Hey, if you ever wanna come back, bro. Did you ban him or did he cancel?

I took him off of it. No! Dude! Unban him! We should have given him a special role where he can only talk to you. No, that'd be fun. What?! He gets a special cut of the podcast that is only me talking.

And he only- that's all he can watch. What did he say? How- was it that bad? It wasn't it that bad? It wasn't even that bad. It was just really mean spirited in terms of like, I can pull it up. Can I add a rule?

What? Don't ban people from the Patreon. Why not? Because they give us sweet money. Dude, the guy has been, he would like a $70 over time. Wouldn't you want someone, preferentially, who's, who you don't like money, than someone who you like money?

If we're treating the question seriously, I think there's value to curating the community. I agree, you can stop the permission from talking. Well they were talking in the, I guess maybe you can stop them from commenting. This was a Patreon comment thread, not a Discord. I think you just kicked them from the Discord. No, it wasn't them from the Discord. No, it wasn't even in the Discord. He was talking in the Patreon.

Okay, I'm gonna ask something that's very ignorant. And I don't want to be judged. Ohhhh. Who the fuck uses that shit? Very few people. That's why. It's like six comments, right? I know. It's actually a decent amount.

Yeah, it's usually just... Maybe like 50-60? On the main bonus episodes we post, there's a lot. Which is why it's again, it feels like this person is trying specifically to use this particular area to be mean or whatever. And it's again, it's like all these layers of you went through all this trouble to be mean. I don't like the pinpoint accuracy of it. So that's why I'm like, again, if this is a YouTube comment, all right, man, whatever. You kind of asked a question that would I rather

than pay $5 to be mean to me or just be mean? I mean, look, I've made a career off of this. So I have a different opinion. Yeah, I think, well, there's being mean, they're saying sniper get down. And then they're saying watch more TikToks, pussy, when you're like bearing your heart. I like the Sanchobe method method so when he has someone in chat

He doesn't like he says he's just gonna get in for month And they say yeah, you banned himself He bans them, but the only way to get unbanned in his chat. There's no one banned forum. There's no way. It's just $20 How do you say 20 bucks? We donate young man's you pay pigs then so so people if they are like real hate watchers Pay the 20 bucks get back in there you rebands them all for one message 20 bucks back in He's got a functioning ecosystem. It seems to work. That's good. Wow. That's beast. It's beast mode. That is beast I agree. All right. Well, hey goat if you're watching from a different account and you want to be on band on your main You know what to do

Dude you guys should just melee money match. He said he's been playing since 2007? Is that what he said? Yeah, because I found another thing. He almost beat Chillin Dude. And he said he almost beat Chillin Dude. I don't have to say almost. Someone on our podcast did beat Chillin Dude.

Also in his prime. And it's not the guy you might think could. Uh, yeah, that's fun. That's fun for the whole family. That's fun for the whole fam sometimes. Uh, guys, I'm leaving you. Dude, I'm a bit... I got... I'm getting... I woke up this morning and I was like, I better hug him.

Hug me goodnight, cause I might die. Cause he has a fuckin'... It's motorcycle time, man. How long I've been talking about this? So long, like we're so this? A couple... So long. Like we're so bored. Has it longer? Like we are so bored. Has it been longer than D&D?

Yes. Yes. That's... That's big. Well, actually... Hey. Hey, hey Ludwig. I'm in your DM.

Ludwig, hey Ludwig, where's... Where's motorcycle video? Where is it? Ludwig, where's motorcycle video? Where is it? Ludwig, where's motorcycle video? Where's the motorcycle video? No, you're sending me shit. Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig. Can I give you the gods, can I give you the gods on his truth? It will be out before D&D.

No it won't. Yes it will. Do you want to make a bet? You're going to Japan, what's the math here Archie? You can't fuck me I'll side bet this because I think it'll be out before DND. It sucked cuz he could push his well wait He can push yours. Well yours is a little bit weird yours is weird cuz yours is episodic now. Yeah Yes, of course just the first episode because it's a race to get the first out in both cases. It's just because once it's like two weeks from now,

three weeks from now. Yeah, yeah, probably. That's cutting it close. We could get it out. It's really close. Let's get it out. Yeah, I'm down for a bet. Loser comes to this podcast in full clown costume and makeup. Oh, I like that.

OK, hey, sign the papers is good. Find this. We need this. We got to think about this. Or he shaves his head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it. I'll do it. Oh No, I do that for you guys. There it is. I also update I said some paint cuz we shot yesterday I sent some pictures. I put on the subreddit. I care about you guys sometimes I Think I think getting his own in there. So I'm cool. Yes, it is two apps Whoo fire. I think electric their fire. I think think after Stinker episode 10. Wait, really? Sorry, Stinker episode 9.

Really? I don't think it was a Stinker. Nine. I don't remember a Stinker since episode like three. Episode 9 was a Stinker. Was it the underwater segment? I feel like last episode. I feel like last D&D episode was saved by the dice and was not fire outside of that.

Like the dice made the episode really good. That's what D&D is. No, but not always. I think a lot of the good episodes before that were just like funny improv and... I was kind of thinking the same thing. But I think that's what you want. You're setting up a road moment. I agree.

It could have been better, but even the segments without dice, because often it is, but it just kind of wasn't, but the dice made that first half insane. I guess I'm just, yeah, I'm delineating between good episodes that are within our control and ones that aren't, because the dice are random. Mm-hmm. But no, it was fire.

Brandom. Uh, well, we'll see. Uh, but yeah, I'm going to Japan for a couple weeks. Michael Reeves. Dude, he's wearing... It's so harrowing. It's like this vest that, like, is an airbag vest. Yeah. It's so crazy... Oh, he's a this vest that like is an airbag vest.

Yeah, it's so crazy. I don't like the airbag. He's driving a car with an airbag in it. I just I'm driving his bike with a helmet and it's I'm scared. It's weird because it just looks I can't imagine him wearing it without being in a crash. The car has a bag that explodes if you get in a crash full of air. Look, so I'm I'm wearing it on his Look, can I say I appreciate your love for me? Yeah, I'm getting crucified. And I'm going to come back in one piece or dead.

Either way, you're fine. Or you'll have found the one piece. Amen. With Michael Reeves. It's in Nihon. If anywhere. Do you think he'll die? Huh?

Do you think he'll die? No. To be honest, no. What's like the chance percent? I think it's pretty low. They went camping. Yeah, we're driving 400cc bikes and we're also not driving on highways.

I only know CC in terms of Mario Kart. Cubic centimeters. I know, I've explained this to you. I'm talking about how fast does it feel in comparison to Mario Kart? I would think you're not really going above 75 miles an hour. I can surely it can go. I can hit 100.

I'm sure but you're not really doing that because you're probably like if you're too fast. So yeah, this is the airbag tech by the way. That's it. Yeah, that's just me after a pump. G. Yeah, it is it but Nick. It's very safe. That's it. That's it. Oh, pump, G. Yeah, it is it, but Nick, it's very safe. That's it?

That's it? Oh, yeah, you're gonna die. No, that's a very good- No, guys, I'll be fine. Don't say- I'll be fine. You're making it sound like- I thought he was gonna be like Bubble Boy.

You're making it sound like one of the airplane vests that slightly inflate. That's why I kept saying, because it's over in the office, I kept saying I want to jump on it. It wouldn't saying I want to jump on it Yeah, it wouldn't just activate if you jumped on it. Why not because then it would be poorly designed. I think no It's a big oh, there's someone falling. Oh, wow It's really does look really it's the thing is it's not a lot of air like voluminous that one looks bigger though This one I think is the Moto GP one is slightly bigger Actually, it's no I think this is sick, bro. You're actually crashing to test it out. Yeah damn

This looks fun as fuck Yeah, he's Followed the bike clue is so cool. I'm telling you I used to think crashing was a big deal, but it's actually not Oh, okay, that it's actually not already been in a crash to don't say that. Yeah, so I feel like I can say it. So now he's immortal. Right? No, you. Is that not? The only one who could say it, I think. If you were like, you know what? Actually attending golf majors in person sucks and you had gone to one.

I'd be like, oh, I get that because you've been there. I've been to a crash and I can tell you, not the big of a deal. You talked about how bad it was. You rolled in in a wheelchair. You did come in a wheelchair. Was it back then? Rolled to the face. Oh, God, he's doing the face. I just wanted some freaking kudos.

I'll give you some freaking. I just want some freaking love. I'll give you some freaking kuchi to come back in one piece. That's right. That's how you say mouth in Japanese. Really? What that kuchi do? Oh, that's so fun. Yeah, because it could be both.

And the way you draw it is by drawing a box. No way. They knew what they're doing. Yes, sir. They know what they're doing. Me and Aiden are going to Japan. We're going to try to meet up with, well, we most likely will meet up with Ludwig. You have a strip taken out of your... Yeah, from the Mario Party. Yeah, you're coming in with Nihon.

And... Nihon ikimashou. So we're going to do one episode there without Nick, because Nick, he's not allowed back in Japan. Not allowed back. Because of what he did last time. We actually pinned all the blame of the several... Yep. His behavior...

Well, when I put the blunderbuss through security, I may have put it in someone else's bag. It was actually his fortwoos bag. Nick's blunderbuss, and it was like engraved on. Like Woody. And Aiden's like, Why did you bring that? So weird And the TSA girl was cute, I'm like yeah that's my Blunderbuss

Yeah you don't want to back down So he's not allowed to go And then while Jeb and Skahn will have to shoot Some episodes Well I look forward to some weird situations On the Yard Podcast Oh, we're gonna get a little weird

Just to be clear, it's one in Japan without Nick and with Michael and then one in here without me and then normal Just one? Yeah, I think so Yeah It's just two weeks

We got two episodes to do while you're gone Yeah What happens if you don't finish in two weeks your show? I have to come back, we fail You fail? We fail. At the end of the video it's like, well, and the music's playing.

Like, guess we failed. Guess we didn't do it. But I learned a lot. What would you say? I think, so if we actually failed, I'm on the bike and I'm going, well, guess we didn't win this time. And I drive full speed and then it zooms out

and you see me driving into a brick wall and the airbag inflates and I hit The wall and it cuts to black And then it plays the logo of the airbag company, yeah cinema and he gets a hundred grand Yeah, and it has my my affiliate code. You should drive into a brick wall that has a tunnel painted on it, dude Fire, like, Jerma did this. That says like Acme construction or something. Jerma did it. Jerma did this. The Simpsons did it. What are you gonna do? Jerma did it. Jerma did this. Simpsons did it. What are you gonna do? Jerma did it.

Jerma did it when he did his baseball stream. He had a tunnel that one person ran through, and then the other person tried to follow, and then they ran into the wall. Oh, that's so cool. That is cool. Jerma's so cool. Yeah, he rules.

But yeah, I'm off to Japan. I'm quite fluent now, as you guys already found out. Is this like you're fluent in French? No, I'm off to Japan. I'm quite fluent now, as you guys already found out. Is this like you're fluent in French? No, I'm better at this. I am fluent in French. You've said that a hundred thousand times. Yeah, it just means I'm fluent in French. It just means I want chicken.

No. What? Does it not? You're thinking of the peri-peri sauce from fucking UK. From Nando's. From Nando's. I thought, dead ass, you told me that that meant chicken. Was that a joke?

No, I never said it meant chicken. I thought you said it to me, but you were maybe you were lying as to be funny. No, I never even said. So peri peri is not chicken. Pera pera is fluent. Oh. Why is it two time? Why do you say it two times?

They have so much onomatopoeia there. It's just a thing they do like Doki Doki is heartbeat. Is it slang? No. So you say Doki. You're not saying heartbeat. No. You go Doki Doki.

They love repetitive words that sound like what the sound chickens make is kitty kitty. Kitty kitty. Yeah, yeah, mother mother. It is. I promise you. They make bok bok. What did you say? They make bok bok.

They make bok bok, bro. Dude, this is yeah, this is I did have the fucking one family guy made fun of. It was like the book where you go in the animal, but as in French and it was like a little kushon, a horn yon, horn yon. The pig. And it made weird ass noises. Are you afraid that you'll think bad will happen to you while you're camping?

Dude, it's Japan. What if like a Japanese bear attacks you? Yeah, what if a big Japanese bear attacks you? I will say that is the biggest risk, unironically. Is it wildlife? It is bears. Oh, how many people in Japan die from bear every year, Zipper? Get let's give some guesses.

Uh, 94, 94 bear deaths. How many bear deaths per year in Japan? I bet you it's fucking zero. OK. Zero, I bet you it's zero. Nick, bear, you think it's zero. Bear deaths per year in Japan, I bet you it's like bear killings. Like bears killing people is what you're saying. Not like how many bears die. Yeah.

Um. Yeah. Um. 16. Okay. Zipper show us the money! I will kiss whoever is the most right on the forehead. Are at a record high. Well definitely not zero. Probably zero. Who survived?

Those are bear attacks. Six people! Look at that. With a month left in 2023, this year's total has already surpassed 150. Those are attacks, bro. What? They're not deaths. What do you mean? It even specifies at the top of the article that when it said 200 attacks, there was only six deaths across three years.

I will say being attacked by a bear is also not fun. And it's probably nine for ten, right? Like, like, if the bear attacks it. We just saw the math, Ludwig. We just saw the article. What I'm saying is like the bear probably finished the job. Can I be zero is not close to six. Can I just say that?

Zero is not close to six. It was six in three years. Go back. Yeah, but zero is not. One is close to six. Zero is not close. Zero is the closest answer so far okay well though because zero is saying the problem doesn't exist one dead aiden and no dead aiden's that means a lot if it's one right six people died in 2023 so nick was the closest

yeah sure you were you were mathematically the closest you said 16 didn't you but what about those six people i am literally the closest! What about their family? Zero is zero. So if I said one, you'd be right. Yeah, you'd be right. I assumed, I said zero, that across like decades and decades, it would average out to less than one per year. That's why I said zero.

I think you'd be right in that universe too. If I said 0.5? Oh, mizukashi this. I'm so mad. If we lived in like a magic realm. I'm literally the closest. You know what? I was 6'5". If I said.5 Ah If we lived in like a magic realm I'm literally the closest You know what? I was 6'5

Okay so I guess let me ask you this Let's change it from bear deaths to virgin Like women slept with And we were guessing how many people Shakedurzle slept with And you said zero. Yes. And the answer is six Which is an alternate reality He said 16? Yes I would be answer is six. Yes. Which is an alternate reality. And he said 16?

Yes. I would be the closest. What are you talking about? Because you are labeling him as a virgin, which means you're not even in the realm. Hold on. Let's make it a little closer. Please.

An analogous scenario would be, how many people does Shakedrizzle sleep with per year? Also zero. And if he's slept with slept with say in this hypothetical He slept with one person in 2020 and that's it. I'm saying zero So you so answer per year it's like I'm not gonna say point I'm not gonna do the math and average it. I'm sure you'll never average down to zero I'm sure a bear has killed a human never ever down to history

I expected it to average out close to zero. That is why I answered that way. You just thought Shade Drizzle piped so infrequently. Yes. That it averages out close to zero per year. That it's not even relevant to say a number. And you know what? That might be true, Ludwig. It might be true, but he's still wrong. I'm...

So are you! Everybody was wrong! It's kind of just him. To be honest, I'm more just focused on the fact that Shade Drizzle don't pipe. I'm focused on that constantly, and I I tell him that and make sure he knows. I'm about to get in there and do it myself. I would look. You can't just say you're gonna fuck Shake Drizzle. What do you mean why? Why? You can't just on this podcast say I'm gonna fuck Shake Drizzle. I'm gonna break his back out. Okay. No, you can't do this. Okay, cuz I'm gonna make him arch it They're not shakes co-workers so they could say it. I'm pretty sure right time. I'm gonna make it Archie

We're not I'm not not this I'm not cool with this cuz I'm operations But I can't reprimand them you sorry What time do you think we started? I think we started at 10... like 40. Yeah. Okay, then continue. You're right. So you have 20 more minutes left? So it would be 10.40 and it's 11.50 now. So we're 10 over. Add one hour to 11... to 10.40. Add one hour.

11.40. Okay, that's one hour. We do an hour and a half. So now it's 1150. This is a full episode? Yeah. I thought this was a primo. Why? I don't know. It's Monday.

Whoa, you guys were getting primo slime. Is there a difference? Does that mean anything? Is that- Did you feel a difference? Did you feel a difference? I'm concerned now that you're saying- Did you feel a difference? I that mean anything? Is that- Do you feel- Did you feel a difference? Did you feel a difference? I'm concerned now that you're saying- Shut up!

Did you feel a difference? I think we were getting eliminated. Well, actually, I did- Can I say that? I did notice what- You made a comment earlier in the episode that implied that only the premium people were gonna be listening to this.

Yeah, yeah. And I was confused by that because I was like, it is a main episode. On your phones at home, did you feel the difference can you feel it is he gonna get more sexual now okay I'm not different in either maybe we get a little more crass yes I a hundred percent

get way more crass on the premium actually I think about it's a lot better but the preview it's taking an hour and a half and almost condensing it in an hour. It's just higher quality. It's like eating those Otter Pops, but you have double the syrup in it. Yeah. Use like the taste. Serup. Serup.

Serup. Oh, you're making fun of the way I say things. Yes. How about you say, Nihonzen Kokoro Baiko de Ryokosuru. Nihonzen Kokoro Baiko de Ryokosuru. Pretty close. That was on the first half. On the first half, I feel like he's holding. I'm still so powerful. Njonsse Kokuru Baikkaise Dussusu Pretty close

That was for the first half I feel like he's holding I'm still so blown away What did I say? Really bad things about specifically Vietnamese So those listeners are out Which is the other language Okay, sorry, just kidding

I have to be... now I'm... Transform back Okay, transform back to... this is main episode slime Well hey! Ew, you know, everyone. Why? What's going on? So we're not in a four. You got a lot of main episode. Welcome to your podcast.

Like a Five Nights at Freddy's character that murders people. I don't know what that is. That's all of the is that sort of movie? That's just all the kind of all is it a movie? No, it's not. Well, yes, it is a movie. Now, now the greater people can explain to me why Deji isn't on the Sidemen in the comments. I'm so excited. Yeah, you will get a history check on the Sidemen.

It feels like he should be in the Sidemen. It does! It does. It's just such bad logic. Lud, I think you should be the Sidemen. I got asked so many times why I wasn't in the Sidemen charity match by my chat. And I was like, do you guys think I'm on good terms with KSI? What? No, why wouldn't you be? Because we did the Mr. Beast shoot and he left and he made a video talking about his

first impressions. Right. Called me annoying. He called you annoying I mean, were you annoying? Yeah, I was chirping at him when he's playing Jenga. I didn't shut my ass up for the four hours that he was playing Jenga Okay, that's fair. That's pretty fair. I let him have it They didn't invite you? Uh, no, but fucked up bro. No, we should do our own charity match They didn't invite you? Uh, no.

That's fucked up, bro. We should do our own charity match. Yeah. And it will be yard men. It will be yard men and it will be handball. It will be French handball. And we'll have crowds of dozens come. Bigger sport, bigger sport.

We're going to do it with field hockey. Women's field hockey. Men's field hockey. That's bigger. Little bigger. Little bigger. Lacrosse? Little bigger. I know I'm pushing a lot. field hockey. Men's field hockey. That's a little bigger. Little cross? Little bigger. I know I'm pushing a lot. We are going to do sumo.

Oh! We're on that. Yard sumo in Japan. There's a massive sumo tournament happening right now in Tokyo. When you guys go, you should actually go to a match. I'm down. Let's watch some sumo. How long did they... They gotta be short, right? It's several matches because you know, around is short.

Yeah, around is very short. I have been to a sumo fight. Yeah. I went to sumo and sushi in New York. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. It's like medieval times. But that's a that's a show match, right? Yeah, it is. This is like a spade. It's probably a tournament or something.

It's like a tournament with like all the different ranks. And then there's like everyone basically trying to have a good up for a public show. Like a like a vuvuzela. You're like, hmm. I think you can kick that way. Is it like USC where there's like cards or it's like they like, yeah, a guy is doing well.

You're to see him fight over and over and over again. They fight multiple times throughout the it's because two week long tournament. I would love for my job to be to name sumo wrestlers. That'd be an awesome shot. Oh, like to announce them. Yeah. Big Thickums versus Roley McPole. He wants to name them. Oh, that's that's just you're just making fun of.

Yeah, yeah. Inflate a man. You just want to make one a fat people for a living. OK, sumo wrestlers are not fat. They're not fat. They're big athletes. They literally are. The big athlete. That's fat people for a living. OK, sumo wrestlers are not fat. No, they're not fat. They're big athletes. The big athlete. That's a name for a guy. They're just... It's OK.

Would you call him fat? If you saw a sumo, would you say, oh, fat? I would use words like massive. But you but you here in a safe space. Size of a skyscraper. In a safe space, you say fat. OK, they obviously are fat and strong. They're both. The orbit. but we know that dr. Gravity

Is there a mr. Gravity? No, what used to be he's celebrating them and talking about how powerful they are So have you just noticed Nick is like at his core a bully Home on are we gonna really do this song and dance? Yes. We're really gonna do this song and dance? Yes. As if off the top, without thinking about it, you can come up with a name for basically every group of people? That's not bullying, that's the same thing that makes a rapper intelligent.

Yes. I also agree agree with Nick here. I will defend my client. I think he's good at coming up with names. You're the second boy. And I'm not going to come. This is crab defending going. We call people we don't know names anymore. We are not crabbing Goyle.

One of us is Malfoy. No. So if I met a guy named Dr. Gravity, I'm not going to be like, yeah, I'm bullying him. He's the coolest guy ever. Yeah, that's awesome. You're an asshole. Yeah, you say I'm an asshole. Yeah, you called somebody orbit.

Dude, my names aren't even about their weight. You called someone rolly polly. No, I said Mr. Rolly Polly-Olly. Is that better? Yeah. Why? Yeah, cause it's got- What if it's like a-

Marketable. Honorific term. Yeah. Okay, so now we're racist and mean. How is that better? Yeah. Why? I mean, what if it's like a- Marketable. Honorific term. Yeah. Okay, so now we're racist and mean. How is that racist? Cause you're just saying it's an honorific term without any knowledge. All you do is try to find fucking purity tests. You thought pera-pera was chicken.

Cause you told me that. No I didn't. That does seem like something you would do. Anata no tasukini onikiru. What the fuck does tasukini have anything to do with this? What is that? It's a deep thank you to express gratitude. That's not...

And a tasukini to your family and friends. You said anata no... Tasukini. That's so... His deep thank you? No. It's your... I'm looking for his deep thank you.

Your deep thank you? You learned how to thank a male prostitute for some reason. Okay, you guys are being really racist now. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm working with you. It's genuinely a very honorable way to thank somebody for their work in their in their service to you. I can only believe you when you say shit because I don't know Japanese so I don't know what to do so you tell me information I'm your little fucking dog so so be responsible with that information don't tell me I've

never led you astray once I never told you Perry Perry's chicken feel like you did I'm almost positive it was somebody else I would never lead you stray wasn't Aiden and it wasn't Yingling because he doesn't know that there are other languages. So I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, he just thinks our accents in Brooklyn or Texas. Oh, it's a really thick accent. Uh, but yeah, we should. You should go to Sumo match and then find me.

That's it. We're going to have to track Jib in down. I you guys should. You know, made this video better. and then find me. That's it. We're gonna have to track Jeb in down. I helped. You guys should, you know what made this video better? You're trying to get to the Northern tip and they're trying to find and kill you. It's like a Mr. Beast video. Like I escaped a bounty hunter, but a slime and ate him.

What's those nebula fools names? I can't remember. Jet-Li. It's like a jet-lice video. Those nebula fools. Do you see what I mean by the bully thing? Wait, why is that bully? I couldn't remember their name.

That's just a term of endearment. Fools. It's not the way you were thinking it. You see what I mean by the bully thing? Wait, why is that bully? I couldn't remember their name! That's just a term of endearment. It's not the way you were thinking it. Yeah, fool, it's like those fools like, not fool, like oh you're a jester! Yeah, like you're thinking some sort of like Queen's English type shit. Now you're wrong. So if you did a reply tweet to like NRG being like oh nice win in VCT and you went those Valorant fools they'd be like W Because I'd probably say you know if you're saying like those Valorant fools you'd be like those Valorant fools are adjective you've been up to

Yeah, thank fucking God. We got a lemonade saying guy on the fucking pot. That's logic politics business Aiden It's horrible. I know Aiden why but I did just 10 more minutes. It just came out dude. It's What a role swap I have to go. It's that bad really Let me analyze Analyze not good get in his chair. It's not good Dude it hits you like a truck. It's bad. What did you eat?

I don't know. It's been rough for the past few weeks. Should we take an intermission? Maybe. No, no intermission. He can come back whenever he's ready. Dude, I think I said this maybe before. I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid once.

I think that was the book. It was. Maybe it was Captain Underpants. But they fart in the book. And he goes, now that you're smelling my fart my farts inside you it's in your head Yeah, you've we've had this before I don't want to I've freaked I hate you don't like that now. Oh They gave me like a what is it Miss Phonia? I don't know. It's gone. I think it's it we can't be afraid of poop Yeah, we can we can be easiest thing to fear. We but we we should it's so dangerous to be afraid of poop. Yeah, we can. We can be the easiest thing to fear. But we but we should. It's so dangerous to be afraid of poop.

Like we have a fear evolutionarily. If we're afraid of poop, the society, like our species goes out. Let's think. Let me go. As if I've played these games before. I just do. Oh, you're a mess. Dude, it smells genuinely.

It's gone. It's gone. I've been rotten a bit, to be honest with you. What the fuck are you doing? It was so low. I was like, it can't genuinely so bad. It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. I've been rotten a bit, to be honest with you. What the fuck are you doing? I was like, it can't be that bad, and then I tried to sit in your chair. Before my ass touched the fabric, I couldn't handle it. It's horrible. Eat better! Eat less fucking rotten animal on the side of the road. Eat fresh!

What are you, can you, oh it's that new shit you're doing. No, no it's been like this for weeks dude. He's eating that new fucking blood boy shit. The new shit's not what's new. Wait, what's he eating? He has this like uh- like new meal delivery plan or some shit. This is not an ad. But he's eating secret food that gets sent to him. And we don't know by who, how they cook it, how they prepare it. He won't say who. He won't say who. It's OK. He won't say it just comes in a box. Well, it's my guy.

I know. And his guy shows up and he delivers these on a what? By daily cadence. It's not. It's not factor. I'll tell you that much. I know that. I know that. Ever since we abandoned factor, you switch to this fucking team of hoodlums who drop off food that make your shit smell what like poison? It's... It's not that.

You spread misinformation. I haven't been farting. What the hell are we talking about, boys? I haven't. Can we reel it in? No, no, no. I'm not trying. If you guys have noticed... This is regular episode slime.

I'm trying to illuminate. I don't have any fart slime. And the interesting thing, you are getting mad at Aiden for farting I haven't pissed you off with a fart in forever You think maybe he stole your fart? You think maybe he stole your essence? Space Jam situation You gotta get it back, you gotta suck it

You gotta Luigi's mansion it out of his butt with your butt I'm gonna get the vacuum used to ruin your computer I'm gonna get that and I'm gonna suck that out of you And then you give it back to me. Just Aiden fucking screaming as you suck it up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm not gonna get eaten by a Japanese bear most likely. Akuma. That's what they're called. Yeah, statistically I'll be safe. The Sankei Betsu brown bear incident. The worst animal attack in Japanese history.

Killed seven people, injured three. When was this? That's a real bear. It was so smart, it started to trick people and it was shot dead. What does that mean? So smart it started to trick people and it was shot dead. He was hit. What does that mean? He was smart. It started to trick people. December 1915. I think it's easier to trick people 100 years ago, for sure. To the bears outside in a man suit. I am Amazon. Hello. He's wearing a little vest.

It's just a bear from a park. He's like, want to see a trick? If you get tricked by a bear, you should. Yeah, that's on you. Yeah, that's on you. That's on you. We gotta bury you, I'm sorry. I don't think we're the smartest creatures. Yeah, we are.

No. Easily. Demonstrably the smartest creatures. So obviously the smartest. Why are we the smartest creatures? It could be dolphins, but the reason why is because they can't make fire. We dominated the food chain. Yeah, we kind of own.

So we fucked shit up too, though. We're currently peaking, but I don't shit up too though. Like, we're currently peaking, but I don't think we're the smartest creatures because we don't work communitively as well as other creatures. What are you talking about? Our entire society is built on communal work. If dolphins are so smart, how come they can't speak English?

I'm not even worried about dolphins or pigs. I think ants. Bro. Bro. Ants are really smart. What the fuck are you talking about? Ants are so smart that you can have a scout ant come back as a whole fucking tribe to come back and bring a piece of food and they all understand the queen is their source of life

and they protect her. Like the world depends on it. The ants are still locked in the caste system. Ants are all just doing what bro's doing. That is what ants, what bro is doing. What bro is doing. Like bro's walking that way, I guess I'm going that way. No, all of it bro. That's a misunderstanding of the different roles that ants have.

Also ants are so dumb, if they pheromone into a spiral, they make those weird fucked up patches. Have you seen that? Yeah. And that's just them fucking it up. Ants are so stupid dude. They're not stupid individually maybe but communatively they're very good at protecting what they have in their homes. Even when they get into a big spiral like that you dumb bastard. That's the army ones of course the army ones are dumb. They're in the army. That's why we send them there. Now we're alienating our military viewership.

No, everyone in the military would tell you people in the army are dumb. You fucking realize they died for your country, right? You fucking care about that? Everyone in the military would tell you army ants are dumb. Unless you're in the chair force. I didn't say the Air Force ants are dumb. No, it's- Chair Force ants are dumb. The Marine ants aren't dumb.

No, yeah, they're all a trend. Yeah, true. Uh, I think- I think- cause here's's thing. Okay, are we the smartest people? Yes, if we enter a nuclear war and the whole earth is destroyed and reset. Yeah, bro. We made a nuclear bomb Yeah, we like one we beat the system. It's so funny. How small you guys brains are it shows the issue Big brain and ant I have a big brain. Here's. Because proliferating our species isn't necessarily a win. You know what is a win? Creating a planet destroying weapon, bitch.

Bitch. How is that a win? Because an ant can't do it. Because an ant could never do that. Can I ask you a question? Do we have another planet to live on? Yeah. Fuck no. Potentially.

Yeah. Do we have another planet to live on? Yeah, we are, but the man. Now. No. Now. Now. Can we do it now? What if we made Yardex and we tried to beat Elon to Mars and that was our whole thing?

That'd be dope as fuck. Don't fucking scoff. Do you think the ants can beat us to Mars? It's just, you're not understanding that it goes full circle. It's like, yes, we have been really smart, but if we destroy everything, it wraps around and we're the dumbest species ever. Why? Explain to me why that is dumb.

Because we have destroyed the only place that we have found in the galaxy that is habitable. Can intelligent species make dumb choices? If the choice is so dumb, it outweighs all the smart decisions. What is so special about maintaining the system that we grew up in if we got powerful enough to destroy it? Isn't that kind of the main condition? Ants walk in a circle till they die, right? Till they die. Like a lot of them.

Do you realize some humans jerk off? Okay. Dude, we've lost him. Done deal. We've lost his impact. Wrap it up. If this guy was on the Lemonade Stand podcast, they would've shot him. Shot him alive.

He's a dumb person. They would've ate him alive. Some people literally pay hundreds of dollars in their lifetime to listen to people talk about cum. No. No, wait, where? They could trade the money for housing, security, food. Who would do this? Improving themselves.

I don't believe that this happens. There's many people, thousands of people do this. Thousands? Thousands of people do this. I can't believe that. Thank God it's not 300,000. There's many people. There's thousands of people do thousands. People do. I can't believe that. Thank God. It's not.

Thank God. It's not 300,000. It's true. An episode because that might be, that'd be insane. Some humans don't even know what job they're doing. They think they're recording for a Patreon when it's a main episode. Some humans think the government works for them. And some people I watch a lot of boy in a band videos,

think that what you learn in school actually does help you. That's- And drop the fuck out of school! What do you think about it? He's like the immortal technique for our generation. You can't just hand him a freaking packet, yo. You can't just hand him a freaking packet, yo. I can't believe we're still able to do this.

All right, guys, well that actually is our time. And the Packet of the Yard podcast has reached its last page for the week. I don't think. Jubin's going to be gone, but we'll be in Japan. And I have three weeks to get D&D out. And you have three weeks to get D&D out on a main. I didn't know this. And he's chugging water. But we'll see you guys in the primo.

Good luck in Japan. You may have already watched the primo. You kind of already watched it in a way. You'll just get more of what you saw for like 60 minutes straight. And you will be as dumb as the ants.