The Yard - Ep. 195 - Aiden Got Into a Fight...

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

This week, the boys talk about Slime becoming a bigger problem in the office, the most famous people we met this week, and how Aiden almost got into a physical fight... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

["Sweet Home Alone"] Damn, this is lit! Yeah, it's a great chat. You can't- No, just let him- let him feel it out, let him feel it out. This shit's cool! What's lit about it? I know it's cool!

We're going. We have to blur this. We have to blur this. The whole episode blur this. We have to blur this. We have to blur this. We have to blur this. The whole episode? The whole episode? Oh, is that a new one? Oh, is that a new one?

No, you want me to blur some shit? No, only the little part. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So anyone see anybody famous dude? Yes? I had a dream that I met Jack Black Does that count that's so interesting Wow? I don't think that counts I wasn't able to get a pic with him so doesn't count Imagine you took a picture with Jack Black in your dream you wake up look at your phone It's there fuck was a part of the deal. Yes deal yes well who's yours I saw Nick Kroll this morning you know this morning yeah you know it's funny guys you know who we were all with but I

was the only one who noticed Jack Black no he was at the movie he was at the movie last night I saw him and I said don't tell Ludwig and Aiden that he's here. I'm going to try to get a picture with him. And I failed. I couldn't find him after the movie. Oh, you had to just think him down. But he was there in the beginning. And I was like, he just walked right in.

And I was like, don't tell them. Whoa. Dude, it's so funny too. Mine's Pokeman. I love that, shut the fuck up. You were Babe Ruth calling in shot. It's like we all said he would be the easiest because we all knew. And then he showed up.

There was one more famous person. Who's the bald guy in Sarah Silverman's show? Sarah Silverman's show? The tall fucking bald guy. I know you're talking about him. Justin something maybe. He was also there last night. It was packed.

Was Jack Black at Good... So, Shake invited everyone to go watch good fellas at the at the movie theater And the time at the theater at the Vista at the Vista which is quite Quentin Tarantino Hey shit, bro fucking come in my mouth and call me a fucking girl's name, bro Is that what you said last night? When you didn't know? What are you gonna glaze on that? Was Jeng like on the show going, kick his ass! No, he was pretty normal He was kinda being like the person that had to be the guy

He could go, loot box! Dude, when fucking, Hey, spoilers, when they die Did he go, chicken jockey? Okay That's nice He was alone. He was alone. That's pathetic.

That's pathetic. He's Jack Black. So it's fun to watch movies by yourself. Guy who didn't go by himself? Well, I did go by myself. What are you talking about? What's going on? All of the...

He's the king of information. He's Bakushoi Gaijin. I have a bandaid. I'm hiding it bro, chill. Can I say the look with the cotton candy, with the bandaid? You look cool. It's a tampon shirt. You just randomized the whole costume.

This is not random. So we're not going to talk about anyone else's fits. I think this might... You think he got that shit on? This is not random. So we're not going to talk about anyone else's fits. I think this might be the first episode we've ever done, where if we were ranking all of us by outfits, you guys are arguably the top two. I don't think so. Top two armor king's dark upper pants. Dude, I think yes. But we look like we have that shit on.

OK, but we got it. We got to fix the top half. And we We got to fix the top half take the jacket off Let's see with no jacket. I think it's better. You're wearing some sort of mesh peasant shirt. You have to blur that Archie Yeah, the shirts money. I like the shirt. I like the pants. I like the shoes hat don't love Oh, my dude you're Justin Bieber without it. Oh my god What do you know about the hacks? Oh, dude, you're Justin Bieber without it. Oh my god It's Shohei Fine

That is money You're so strong Now lunchearts up to number one You're so handsome Fine, I'll freaking do this for fucking looks It is pretty freezing in here Uh, it's chili bears I'm not cool, I also have the orb of coffee

We can also kill AC Can I, Eric Revens, may I? Yeah Maybe one would call it my job in a way. Thank God you saved it for now. You really held back on Aaron Greven so far. I'm talking. I know what he's going to whine about.

Imagine Aidan takes that off and reveals a giant dreadlock nest. Oh yeah. That'd be so funny. Dude, oh. Archie, Photoshop that, But they do it for us. And can we just put just an unfathomable about a fucking fin and and monoxidil? And can we just it's not about your hairline. I want to get as long as possible.

You just want it to grow faster. I want to give you a perm. OK, dude, Aiden with a perm would be saying I think I'm about to do that. About to get a perm. I don't think it's long enough for a perm about to get. No, about to start medication. Let's send you to Turkey and get it down to like here. That's what happens when you hang out with Atriarch

for more than two weeks. What's that like? Jesus Christ. You to get finasteride. Oh, I've seen it. Don't I think this is Doug's fans also call him bald. And I and I had this realization this week is there's no winning. If Doug's bald, I will be bald forever. Your chopped hos.

It doesn't matter the amount of hair that I have. I think bald is now anyone over 30 without long hair. Yes. That's not what bald is. Or a visibly snatched hairline. Yeah. When you turn 30, will they turn on you? They've turned on me and I'm not 30, So yes, I'm 29 and I'm still being referred

to as 30. I mean, I sat next to Josh who's who's bald now. He looks good. He's a snatched hairline. He looks like Kratos. Middle of the movie. Middle of the movie. Josh reached over. I'm holding a box of candy. Josh reaches over and grabs my hand, grabs the candy. So I think he's just taking the candy to bite some, but then he puts the candy down in my lap, takes my hand and puts it on his belly, and then he leans over and whispers into my ear, now you have to make a wish. During the movie?

During the movie, this is like halfway through Goodfellas. It's called wish maxing, he's been doing it for a week. He's not even dying. He's so bored all the time. Dude, it sucks. He can't watch movies. He can't do anything. No one else cancels in Goodfellas. I fell asleep towards the end of Goodfellas. Cause I watched it a week ago. So you didn't have to Google the ending.

No. Because I watched it. I showed up so late. Cause I watched it. That's good. Yeah. I showed up so late because I was doing this shoot with Poki that ran super late. Did you get a picture with her? I didn't get a pic with her, so I also lose. Wow. Oh, by the way, I'm at the guitar tech for Cigarettes After Sex. Did you get a picture with him?

I didn't. Okay. We all lose. We all fucking lose. But we all met somebody really famous. Hey, you know what? I saw a picture with Jack Black. You're the smallest loser. You know what I mean? The smallest loser? I saw a picture with Jack Black. You're the smallest loser.

I saw a picture with Jack Black. You actually had the intention and idea. You should have filmed him. Like a creeper. For a minute straight. Say chicken jockey. I say that's Jack Black from the Minecraft movie. Alright so you're hanging out with Pokimane, not getting a picture.

I show up super late, the movie's started. It's like an hour plus into it. It's after the heist. All right, so you're hanging out with Pokimane not getting a picture. I show up super late the movie started It's like an hour plus into it. It's after the heist. Have you seen good health? Yes, okay is after the heist is when I show up and they're just talking about how much money they have and how it's So late in the movie. It's so late. That's not even half. It's more than half It's a chunky part through which I lift on so high and so what I... The big one. The big heist for the 6 milli. There's good 1994 Goodfellas spoilers by the way in this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is also based on real events and real people. Yes. Italians. And so I walk in the theater and all sheik sent me is he's like, I'm back right. I have a seat for you. And I said, great. And I get there and I messaged him he doesn't answer it makes sense He don't have his phone out. Watching a movie. They explicitly you know how normally the movie has like a screen that says like take Please silence your phone. They had a person come be like hey all phones need to be off And so it felt a little more intense. At the Quentin Tarantino footjob theater. That makes sense.

Yeah, and then they said footjo jobs will be coming through the aisles. Please flag down. If you're on the deluxe package. And also there will be a set from Driz after the show. It's Driz set and Quentin Tarantino comes out, says the N word for an hour straight. And then he remixes that live with a repeater. Let the skrillex drop. Yeah. And that's Hollywood.

I go to the back right and I saw someone who I thought was yingling. It was just a guy with some facial hair and a hat. It was a baby breastfeeding from its mother. Was it a guy playing with a gummy figurine? It's a guy who just kept saying, I don't know a number above a thousand. And so I go to this guy, I go, where's Shake? And then when he replies, I instantly know I fucked up because he goes, what?

I say to the guy, where's Shake? And the guy just goes, no. It's not even like a human's name. No, it's not Daniel. So I realized it wasn't Yingling. From the other side of that, are you just, do you think this is a weird guy wondering where milkshakes are?

What do you dress like? You can get milkshakes at the venue? And only when I fucking stand up and look at them again, because there's a bright flash in the movie, I see a girl is cuddled next to him. Oh, so it's not Shake? It's definitely not Shake. Or Yingo. Or anyone who works this office. So I just sit and I watch the second, the last third of Goodfellas by myself. Really all you gotta watch? Yeah, it is.

No, the beginning's so good. You gotta watch the first 20 to 30 and the last 20 to 30. What I realize is like if I watch it from there and then you go, and then you watch another beginning, it might be good. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Guy who watches YouTube shorts only now. Oh No, I watch a 10 minute YouTube video about a 79 year old who's going to dunk again And then you said you showed me it and you're like banger video. It is a banger

It's a fucking like you're trying to hurt my feelings Well, no, I thought actually it's a genuine banger. Okay, love me. Do you think adults should have toys? I? Okay, I listened to the primo. He hated I know everything is that fun Yeah, I didn't what he compete bitching complained that we talked about something for more than 10 minutes This is the most insane Psychopathic so you know slime well enough. I know that we've we've now that you've collected all the contextual conversational clues What do you think actually happened? Okay, so I would like to hear you piece it together. Yeah Because I'm confident you can maybe okay, so maybe Ludwig had just said something like I

Know I wouldn't have sex with you something to set him off something to get him rolling down a hill You can't pull him out of and then and then he goes yeah You don't want to have sex with me and also I bet you watched the last episode and you fucking hated it And Ludwig is like no, I just said that I listened to it And then slime just kind of made something up. That's remarkably close They did the premium episode without me you scammed well I did not scam I was owed just to be clear because you said I scammed I was owed a premium pass because you laughed when I showed you my butthole

And the deal was if you laugh, I'm allowed to skip a premium pass because you laughed when I showed you my butthole. And the deal was, if you laugh, I'm allowed to skip a premium episode. Is this not true? I haven't even... Did this not happen? This did happen. I haven't even considered this angle, actually. I know. He said this today and I was like, I think on paper he might have a...

He's always got a plan. I would argue you had such a strong reason without pulling out that card that you could save that card for later. No, he did not have a strong reason for the card. I'm cool with my get out of jail free card, which I've had stored. So if I didn't laugh at your butthole when you showed us your butthole and spread it open in front of my face and eyes. You'd say sorry.

I would apologize or I would have communicated ahead of time before leaving. So this is in your mind's like, I can take the fuck off. He laughed at my ass. I get the week off and I get to choose one. I use it and I use it. I hate that he's right. He's just right. Yeah, this one holds up in court.

This one's tough. And what happened is I said, I listened to the primo cause me and QT did a road trip and every time there's a lull and what we're listening to, she goes, they yard? She wants to listen. I'm like fine, cause she's caught up. She listens.

So we listened to an episode I was on and we listened to the primo. And he was like, oh, you listened to it? What was about? It was like 40 minutes about trinkets. And he goes, oh, 40 minutes. Oh, 40 minutes about, oh, because what we should do is make it in shorts.

Can't talk about something for 40 minutes and explore an idea. That's what I said. I was like, we explored an idea. All I said is that you talked about trinkets for 40 minutes. Is that wrong? You said it in a way, let me emulate the way he said it and he's like He's like eating food and he's sunburned. It looks like shit. Yeah, it's not like shit

Yeah, and he kind of like poop from a bunny ate like a bunch of pastries earlier. She's like a little bloated Yeah, it's like it so he rolls into he rolls into the Talking you're eating pastries while it's happening. Oh my god, I took two bites and then I ate four. I don't think you rolled into the rock. And then my perfect body digested it and used it for energy. And he was like, I was like, you listen to the primo? He's like, yeah, I was like, what's it about? He's like, yeah, you guys talked about trinkets for like 40 minutes.

That's how we said it. He's acting for stage, clearly. That's how we said it. I was fucking there, we can also, as Ben told me. I was also there we can also as bento I was also there what's the verdict do you think and again there's more than the conversation than trinkets lovely we talked about adult toys too yeah you talked about how you want to adult toys to be separate from sex toys which I actually think is the smartest thing I've said on the podcast thank you what in your head what's an

adult toy what would be an example right now an adult toy would be like the amaranth fucking bad dragon that you put up your ass and it hits your heart What? Yes Uh oh, sorry if we made the split what would an adult toy then be? I think Nick then lost the plot Cause I do think it is dangerous weapons Toys like BB guns, paintball guns I think those are adult toys

No, no, that's part of it We need time to innovate cause that's all we got right now I think the gum that when you pull it, it shocks you should be considered an adult toy. But no, children can enjoy a shock. No. I think that actually- They're intense, they're intense. Yeah.

Yeah. Children can take that. No. Don't say that sentence. Children enjoy electricity. Guy who tases children in his free time. Yeah. I pranked kids all the time.

What? And then also- As a kid? No, now. Oh, now. I pranked kids all the time. What? And then also, I... No, now. Oh, now. I realize Japan's already done this. Japan's the kids? Adult toy, well, probably, but adult toys. Taser party, kids only.

Oh, well, I guess so. What do you mean, I guess so? Can you think of a Japanese adult toy that is not good for kids? That is not sexual in nature? Yeah, wait, sorry, that's not good for kids. Yeah, I would say like the more intense model cars, model trains, like those Gundams you have to paint. I brought this up in my example.

We talked about this, yeah. I brought this up. The painting Gundams, all those things are adult toys because they take too much effort for children to do. Because they have low attention spans. That's right. It's just chicken jockey. That's right. What's chicken chicken jockey. That's right.

What's chicken jockey in Japanese? Chicken jockey. Jidō hanbaiki. OK. Please let me air a grievance. OK. Let me guess. It's about the freaking office.

You're freaking mad. You freaking don't get to come in and act like. Your hair? OK, hold on. Don't move. Don't move. So your hair, it's being pulled back by the hat. Could you actually tilt your face towards the camera?

I need to take a picture. So it looks like you're way more balding than you really are. It is. Because it's pulling it into a horseshoe shape and then it's creating a shadow that looks like thin hair. Do you look like Chris Martin if he was fucked up? Okay.

Wow, that's really funny looking. All right, continue air your grievance. I have been coming to the office. We've been talking about a little bit on the podcast. A little bit. Wow. Some would say it's dominated. Every early segment of the podcast

is slime office terrorist segment. Archie, can you just put up a little graphic of where to skip to if you don't want this part? No, dude, that's not like that. It's good. I've been coming to the office. It's been great. Everyone's been enjoying my company.

Kelby is here, etc. He looks kind of like Aiden looks now with a hairline. It's very beautiful. I think a beautiful, mature man is a beautiful thing in this planet. Thank you. I mean, I've just turned 30 and I'm learning a lot about myself. So chopped. OK, so so I'm coming to the office and Aiden takes it upon himself. I'm taking up Brian Heron's desk who hasn't come in in a while.

He works from home a lot and that's fine. And I put all my shit on that desk. I put a little computer and I work on the little computer and I play Street Fighter. I play Cammy. He puts a desktop PC on this desk. It's a mini ITX. Suck me in my fucking nuts. It's a desktop PC.

It's still a mini ITX. It's a desktop PC. It's still. Mini ITX. Setting up a desktop. Check it from the back PC. What you did is you hijacked a table that someone else had. And then when someone brought it up, you said suck it from the back. So what I did is Aiden, because this guy's never coming in. He doesn't fucking care. He just works from home.

Brian's a cool guy. Whatever. He works from fucking home. Brian's great. Aiden finds out finds Brian. He corners him at basketball. Rips guy, whatever. He works from fucking home. Brian's great. Aidan finds Brian, he corners him at basketball, rips off his shirt. Rips off his shirt, rips off his pants, plays with it. I'm gonna read back the court record

from what you told me before the podcast started, which is you on all fours face down ass up next to me. Yeah, his face was down ass. He actually had unbelievable sexual assault. His arch was insane. It was just like. I thought about hitting it. To better visualize this scenario the office has been like there's only been a couple people in the office the last few weeks because the Japan trip and people taking time off post the Japan trip there's like nine people in the office today. I'm busy day. The office is packed. I'm busy day. I want to cut your head over the fucking sword. You're doing downward dog in the course. He's doing downward dog and after doing downward dog he goes to me and he goes, Uh, Slime says,

What the fuck is Brian Heron doing here? What is he doing here? Why is he here? Get him out of here. Why is this fucker here? Brian is here. Headphones on. Ignoring all of this. Brian is literally in a meeting going, Yeah, so I worked for a few years in the game industry

and then Slime's just fucking fucking person them out for doing his job He's been he's been doing his job just fucking happily fine for six months. I'm so glad you said that from home I'm so glad you said that Another grievance I need to bring up because we had a all-hands meeting my first one in three weeks Okay, and it was not really all hands. Well, some of the hands meeting some of the hands and in Kelby on the meeting. First thing he says to me, he goes, slime called me a cocksucker.

That's crazy. Okay. Why is it crazy? I don't think my feet is crazy. Pause pause viewers at home. Do you think that was crazy? We'll find out. I called him. I feel like I've heard you say

cocksucker Kelby so many times. And you know what? There's a distinction there. Adjective, not a noun. And that's different. That's what we're drawing the distinction off? I think it's important. So you did call him cocksucker but in this... I didn't call him a cocksucker. You called him what? That'd be crazy. What was the context?

Cocksucker Kelby. I feel like the adjective's worse. I feel like the adjective definitely implies he's doing it. You know why we keep this gun locked up? Because if Kelby sees it while he's here, it's over. No, you cracked this narrative. It's over. Anyway, so Zulak, Zulak, Zulak. What was the context?

Brian Herring doesn't con- I saw him. I showed up to the office. So you just walk into the office, the first thing you say is- Cock sucker Kelby! That's the first words out of your mouth to him. Yeah Yeah, that's crazy. He said it was fine. What do you mean? He said it was fine Did I mince my words? So you said cocksucker Kelby and he went that's fine. He thought about it. He was like You know

Now that's fine. And that's what that's how they interact. So what's your grievance? This is like a short story. I don they're actually what's your grievance does to Ron DeSantis because he calls him cocksucker Ron and then he loses the election well me ball Ron needs Donald Trump's endorsement I don't need Kelby so you know I mean yeah Kelby I don't need you need it more than needs you without him what would you do? What would you talk about? Who would you bully? I guess the Batman does need a Joker.

Yes, man. Anyway, so basically Aiden has, he cornered Brian at basketball, ribbed his shirt off. His mesh shirt. He was wearing a mesh shirt. He was wearing a mesh shirt, yeah. Crazy. And he basically convinced Brian to start coming into the office to fuck with me. To basically stop me from achieving my goals.

So now what I have to do, because the agreement was if I want my own desk that is not just kind of like taking a space up that no one uses right now, I have to pay $200 a month, which is fucking crazy. I would never charge my friends anything. And I have to buy $200 a month. So I did. I had to set up a new desk and I went and got it. And I moved off of Brian Heron's fucking territory, like I'm a fucking Latin king. And he's a pyro. Yeah. What are you talking about?

And he's a talking about gang violence. And he's a gangsta crip. And so I don you're in he's a train about gang violence a Gangster Crip, and so I Don't know he's all about anymore So I have to do all this shit because you convinced a guy who is happily Sitting at home in his underwear working to come into the office and that's fucked up Is that true that you reach out to Brian to tell him to come here? No No, it's just not. So where do we go from there?

It's totally fabricated? It's almost totally fabricated. When do the conversations about him coming into the office begin? Look, the judge is here. Aidan, when did you first ask Brian about coming to... Friday. Which is after Slime had started coming into the office. Is it also after you mentioned this system to him where he would have to pay?

No. It's before. And how many of Brian's shares were diluted? How many? 99%. Wait, how many of Slime's shares were diluted? 99%. So you're saying before you ever mentioned it to him, you would talk to Brian?

No. No, absolutely not. So after you mentioned it to him. When he was told the original offer, Brian was still coming into the office. Yeah, a couple months ago. I brought up the rent thing. Brian hasn't been in the office in maybe a month and a half, I would say. Probably closer to two. And the offer, the offer, well,

the offer was given ages ago of whether or not he had to pay for a permanent desk or take advantage of empty spaces while they lasted. Now what if, on Friday, what if, compromise, please, you don't have to pay anything at all, but your desk isn't here. In here? You already pay for this room.

Where would we put it, Nick? Right on that wall, right back there. Where the chairs are? Yeah, where the chairs are. That's a fire hazard, I could never... I think they'd be dangerous. What if we put you in the house? I think personally it'd be dangerous.

In your little closet. It's just literally not a space. Here's what I'd say. First off, what if we put you in the editor office downstairs? There's plenty of space in there. For free? for free. Hmm. No, he'd go fucking. No, because we know what's time.

He doesn't want that. Oh, sorry. We know what you want. We know what you want. Huh? You don't want a desk to work. You want people to harass. Yeah, I don't want people. Yes, you do. Hey, if you don't want to charge me and you get fucked, Cox, I could kill me to take it downstairs and you do. Hey, if you don't want to charge me, and you get fucked, Cocksucker Kelby, to take it downstairs, and all my gear,

and put it downstairs and set it up, I'll take it. I'll stay out of your hair. You want an anchor point that's within AOE range of people that actually work here. Yep. That is what you desire. I'm telling you right now, you put me downstairs, and you make Kelby fucking carry my two monitors down there.

Why would he say Kelby? Why would he think Cocksucker Kelby? Because that's not his there? Why do you keep saying Kelby? Why would he think OXACRE would be doing it? Because that's not his job. But that's what friends do for each other. We have office manager. You want the office manager to do it? Yes, I would have Christian do that. That would be his job if we had to move something.

You don't like sending a message, do you? No, but what is he? What the fuck is he talking about? Exactly. There's no way.'s like Benjamin Franklin. He won't. That is crazy. What do you mean? The community.

It's got been a very nice shirt to straps. It goes out. No, sir. In a metal pole. Anyway, I maintain that he a part of him talking to Brian was about making him come in and making my life fucking miserable. I acknowledge that! In the meeting I think I maybe said verbatim because me and Brian were waiting for LD and we were, I said, Brian, Brian, you don't understand what slime's done with your desk, please, I'm begging you to come in. I think I said that.

Put stuff on it! What are you talking about done with it? I, I, look, I'm a great negotiator. Okay. I just finished art of the deal. Ooh. So I have a deal for you. Yeah, sure. You can work up here, rent free, but you have to either fill yourself or give the money

to fill Bossu Coffee. I knew, you know what? Uh-huh. I- I thought about this on the drive. I was like, I sipped a lot of his coffee. His coffee. I mean, that's the main thing you tax is the office's resources. And you love you love cracking open containers and drinking most of it.

We also have our own. You could go in here. I mean, sure. So I'm saying I'm saying we'll fill it for you. We'll get it. We'll keep it socked. I want to also point out, notice how there's only one man on trial here But there's a man sitting to his left my right that has also started working upstairs in the office We also doesn't work on also doesn't work at mogul. Yeah, but I'm not breaking the law, but he's not breaking any laws well

Actually a welcome member to the environment I actually do have a problem Nick to let's fucking hear it apparently Nick because I listen to the premium episode was pulling up thousands of instances of the n-word that in the office that didn't happen the office doesn't happen here it didn't happen no that happened at home I Oh, I'm sorry. So then he's just a guy who pulls up slurs at home. If you- What, whoa!

I just don't know if that's- What I do off of company time is not your problem. What are your concerns? Yeah, if you don't know, it's in the premium, so but Nick was coding and then one of the codes- I found an old Call of Duty code that I needed to use, but the person who wrote it had used the N word

as a custom function. Is that syntax? Thousands and thousands. Syntax is like the whole string. OK, yeah, I don't understand. And we had an ethical quandary. You know, can I use the code? Do I have the pass to use the code?

We determined probably not. But I didn't do that on work hours. I didn't do anything to be honest. I just opened it. Well, the thing about it played the little Wayne song. I didn't your honor. Your honor. I ended at six foot seven foot. Yeah. And then you showed up today and you said I am going to dress like a founding father. It's just long. It's just my shorts. it's just my short If these were lower It's all right, man The same socks on this as Balenciaga is that

Loafers that you live I'm happening made by like a you know a child in the you're sure you have a tampac shirt on and it's money. It's money It is money. Well, I guess I can't fucking play. We were talking about your gang truck fit jeans and don't act like before I'm lashing out. Okay. I'm mad now. That's what it's like to be me all the time. Yeah have that anger It's gonna be in good standing. I Feel comfortable. I'm good. Anyway me and Aidan will forever beefing until he fucking until he fixes this problem, and I know he doesn't care But I'll make his life fucking miserable. That's all 70 degrees if you guys are wondering mmM 65 BPM should I bring my Apple watch in I'm an Apple watch guy now. I bring mine in we all Just why why did you get this no? I got it running because I'm trying to run

I'm just I'm back on the frickin' marathon train. I love it. So it was yesterday running for- I'm winning a goal. Running for two minutes and then you'll run for three minutes today? No, I'm done with bullshit training. Like run one more minute every day. I'm just running.

What was bullshit about that? Whoa, I thought it sounded good. It sounded good. Because you just added one more minute every day. It got bad by about minute 40 or that was when it got rough. So 41 you're like Yeah, when you do 39 to 40 to 41 you're like, oh damn. Yeah, give me a break What if we hung some awesome mochi up from a string in front of you? Oh, would you run forever? Have freaking Shohei's face on it? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Alright. It's just snarling at it and trying to reach it. BEEE! We got Eden alive for thinking he's more famous than Jack Black. It's the most pushback we've ever gotten. Wait, what? Yeah.

Really? No, I stand on that. Shohei is more famous than Jack Black. No way, dude. Jack Black. We can't rehash. I'm only saying there's a pushback. Dude, I actually have evidence, anecdotal, but I was with my sister this weekend and I said

Shohei Otani. My sister is very athletic. She doesn't watch baseball, but she like, she's like plays soccer and all that stuff. She says, who's that? No way. She's never heard of it. But lesbian. And she's watched, but a lesbian.

So, what would she know about... And famously, they do not recognize the nation of Japan. Yes. They don't know. They've never heard of it. But I think they do know baseball players. And unfortunately, they do not recognize the nation of Japan. Yes. They don't know. They've never heard of it. But I think they do know baseball players. And unfortunately, it's mutual. I think it comes in the same DLC pack.

You learn every baseball player's name. You can bench press slightly more, maybe. Much more. They can tell you the softball goat. Yeah, probably. I don't know a softball player. Yeah. Can anyone name a softball player?

Weirdly enough, Shoohay Ohtani. He dominates. He probably would. He would do quite well. I'm thinking he'd be a good softball player. I actually don't think I could name a softball player. Damn, that's fucked. Fucked up.

Could you name a women's basketball player? Caitlin Clark. Go fuck yourself. In what? I am surprised. I'm actually like impressed that he's like a power. I'm surprised you learned that before Messi. She was in the crossword So that's how I got it Full thing, Kaitlyn Clark? No. Probably Clark. Yeah, and I was like, oh right, and I've heard her name obviously

And that's that. So I've been doing this thing with the crossword where he finds questions that he thinks He thinks I should know the answer to and if I don't immediately know the answer He calls me a fucking idiot and asks what am I doing for? Do you want to know the one he didn't know? Please it was I couldn't get it. I don't know it either. You probably don't oh, there's the lemonade stand Down on my head I said it already. He'll be like you probably don't. Wait, oh yeah, you don't. He doesn't even remember lashing out. He's so- Well, because I was looking at the fucking screenshot of the Lemonade Stand podcast with a big swastika and then Ludwig's face next to it.

Oh yeah. Anyway. That's real? Yeah, dude, I thought someone made it on the subreddit. Yeah, you wanted to ban them for making it, but it's a slide where Atriox explaining like how World War II affected tariffs. And he's like, there's the Axis powers and then it's you three Photoshopped

as the three generals of the Axis. Did you know this? You know what? I actually listened to Lemonade San and I heard you guys laugh, but you never explained the picture cause you're not good podcasters. We're bad podcasters.

Interesting. We're bad podcasters. Interesting. We're bad podcasters. What have you been doing for four years? I know something we need to get better about. Honestly, God, I thought it was Eamon. I have a whole new level of self-consciousness. Hundreds of a Swedish Krona, three words or three letters.

What? Hundreds of hundreds of a Swedish Krona. Oh, so what is the penny called in the Swedish currency? The the denomination is so small you never use it. He just didn't know. And then and then he didn't find out. And then I told him the answer. What's the denomination of the yen? Small, does it go lower than the I thought it was just called yen?

Oh, and yet me, but that's the you know how we have. We have a she chi chi chi chi Anyway, what was it for? What was it? It's ORE or a or a or a while GNA do I had no idea uh Yeah, Christians of a crossword fiend. Oh really yeah, I mean I just do it for slop for my mind. It's slop It's word slop is it slop when it's like old people? Like if a grandma is doing it, is it slop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're getting it.

What makes it slop? Isn't it good for you? You would think so, but I've been trying to write more lately and I looked at some older writing and I'm like, dude, I was way more clever and now I feel really rusty. And if you're if you're in crosswords, it's like, well, that should help. And I don't think it has. I watched too much the Ocarina of Time randomizers, I think. It is funny. It is funny to be like, well, that should help. And I don't think it has. I watched too much. Ocarina of Time randomizers, I think it is funny.

It is funny to be like, I should get better at writing. I'll do crosswords. It's like more like a better basketball play to K. Yeah. It's more like it's it will help you a little bit more than playing Elden Ring. Right. Sure. Like, yeah, it's it's a word. What is what the fuck is this? What do you have? This is the sample. This is our shit. Yeah, I thought you bought that there's a big tag on the back

No, it's a sample. He's fucking woody in a toy store. Don't pull that pull it anyway Uh, I almost got in a fight at basketball. It's my first almost real fight. Oh Stranger My first almost real fight. No. You didn't hear about that. Was it you and Stans? No. I thought it was Stans too. No, it was with a stranger. No way. That happens almost every week. I know. By the way, this is not a surprise.

Can I say that? Aiden gets heated when he plays basketball. Oh yeah. Too heated maybe? Oh, you get heated. I would say too heated, yeah. Not as heated as Stans. Stans is a different level.

Stans has a sense of justice that he seeks. And if he sees something break it, he gets really hot. Aiden just gets hot when he's competitive. So you say no. Oh, the things you were saying to those CS go CS 2 randoms on train. I don't want to hear it. When you're trying your heart out, you don't like people to interrupt that. Yeah.

Oh, absolutely. So what happened with this guy with this? Paint a picture. You call and pick up basketball. The way it works at these courts is you have to somebody has to call Yeah, oh absolutely. So what happened with this guy? With this? Uh... Paint a picture, you tall? In pickup basketball, the way it works at these courts is you have to... Somebody has to call next for like the next group of five to replace the losing team. Like putting your quarter down. Yeah.

And I had five people. We had just lost and we get off and presumably we're all playing together again. I know this because I've asked the people and then I say we got next and one of our guys is off further away and I haven't talked to him but I'm just assuming he'll be our fifth for this game. A guy you don't know? I don't know any of these people. Okay. But the fifth guy is over on the other side of the court with his friend and I'm like I assume he'll play with us and then we wait like 25 usually wait like 25- 30 minutes for the next game to start. We step out onto the court. Our whole team walks out. There's six guys. And everybody's like, Whoa, wait, what's going on? Like, why do we have six people? And one of the people the guy who is further away with his friend says, My friends here, we called next we're playing right now. And I'm like, no, you can't. You can't do that. We said we're all playing together and you didn't say anything. You can't just sneak somebody in. So you're a squad of four.

Yeah. And man's wanted his man to be. Man's one of men. And he may have said, like, I have next, but didn't specify two people. Exactly. And he never talked to us or came over to our side of the court. And it smelled like bitch when he walks. And he's he keeps saying that he called, do it smell like bitch? It didn't smell like bitch yet. Okay.

And he's insisting that he called next. And one of his other friends that comes a lot is backing him up on it. And I'm like, no, that doesn't make any sense. You can't just pull your friend in. We have six people, like you have to sit out or he has to sit out. And he's like, no, you have to sit out.

And now I'm mad that I have done everything correctly. This is the Aidan. I've done everything right and I'm being punished. And I'm also mad that as the guy who stepped up to say something, cause the other three people aren't saying anything. They're just waiting for this to resolve. Because I to say something, because the other three people aren't saying anything. They're just waiting for this to resolve. Because I've said something,

I'm now the one that is expected to give up my spot. That's crazy. That doesn't seem right. And I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. You can't just, you, and this guy, my big frustration is like, he knows what he did. He intentionally didn't speak to anybody. He tried to sneak his friend in,

and now he's insisting that he gets to make the team and that I have to sit out. And I'm like, I'm not sitting out. This is stupid. There are other people around us, except for his friends who think he's in the right. Everybody else is, I would say, generally on my side, but you know what they care about more than this argument?

They care about playing basketball. Fucking playing. They just want to start. Boot the damn game up. So people start suggesting that we shoot for it. But I'm frustrated. I'm not going to shoot for it. This is not the way you do this.

I've been in the other seat before. What you do when your friend comes to play and there's a bunch of other people that are waiting, you wait for the next game after that. And I do that all the time when I come with friends. And is there a part of you that was you didn't want to shoot for it because losing would fucking suck? Of course, because then I have to sit out for another 30 minutes if I lose that and I shouldn't have to shoot at all. Sure, but it like in my in the gambler's mind, it's like, let's shoot for it. And like, and you kind of like, Mog.

It's it's just anti to the principle of the situation, of course. Which is my big, my big problem with it. Sure. And as this is kind of, he is insisting that he called it and he's getting more frustrated that I'm not just accepting and like stepping out. I'm like, no, you can't do this. It's like you can't. And then he starts to get angry and then I start to get angry.

And then from experience at basketball, something the men at basketball don't like very much is you call them soft. It makes people very angry. And I think that's hilarious because the amount, the reactions you get when you call somebody fucking soft at basketball is insane. People are so, I think they're very fragile

about their masculinity. And I admittedly, I like poking the bear a little bit. Oh, she's a man. She's a man. So I said, like, you can't just do that. Like, you can't do this. Like, you're, and then at some point in this conversation, I said, dude, stop being so fucking soft about this.

Whoa. And then a silence echoes over the park. Soft, soft. And then he whips around because he's trying, he won't make eye contact me with the whole time. He's looking ahead and he won't look at me when he's arguing with me. That's really funny.

And then he turns around and he's like, would you fucking say to me, you call me fucking soft? And he comes up in my face and I'm like, yeah, you're being fucking soft right now. Let's go. And then he walks up to me and shoulder checks me. And so he whips me in the chest with his shoulder. How tall is this man? He come, dude, dead ass, he probably like, his head probably comes up to my mouth.

Like five, five, ten? He's probably like five, seven or five, eight. Oh, the top of his head. Yeah, yeah. He's shorter than me. The shorter guy, all right. And he hits me and in my head I'm like dude. This is so like it's so sick because in my head And I look at him and I say do it man Cuz I'm angry and I think it's really funny that he's hit me basically You've also you've won the interaction so hard because he got so mad that he like didn't even swing on you. He did the high school like, you know, and he contacted you and you're like, yeah, right here. Come on.

And he's a shorter but like strong guy and I'm tall and skinny, right? Like I'm not, I'm not confident. This is how I set up fights in the street. I'm not confident. I mean, what a fight. Each versus baby hole. To be honest, I think I'd probably lose the fight. Like mean, I would win a fight. Beach versus baby home. To be honest, I think I'd probably lose the fight.

Like I, I, I, it's not really about it. You've soul read him. You've soul read it and you're like, he's not, he's not about it. Yeah. But in my mind- Have you taken a swing? Ever?

Yeah. Not, not like in my adult life, no. Are you trying to? Let's fuck you in the box after this scene. Take it to the yard? So all of this... And the problem is, he has his friend and he won't cave. He will not leave and I'm not going to cave.

But I can see how impatient everybody else is getting in this interaction. It's embarrassing. Even though people are on my side. Yeah. So I'm like, fuck it. This is... I'm super mad, but I'm like, I'll shoot for it. So I take it and I drain my three.

Let's go! Oh my God, so crucial. First try and then he shoots and he does it. He's super short. Like he hits like the front of the rim. Oh, break. So I'm like, there it is. It's like, come on, let's play it.

Oh, we really didn't win that. Yeah, dude. And so he walks off the court with his friend and then this is my problem. It's like, in my head, cause I'm still angry that I had to shoot a ball. You haven't gotten your resolve. I'm angry that I had to shoot.

And in my mind, this whole thing is so stupid. It's like you tried to cheat basically. I would never do that in your position. And I know that because I never do. And then the game starts and I'm checking the ball up and I look over at him and I know that because I never do. And then the game starts and I'm checking the ball up and I look over at him and I'm like, hey man, hey man, make sure you call next. Oh, you're nasty.

But now I've lost because he gets really upset and he starts walking towards me and his friends are like trying to hold him back. Oh, that's so sad. And then everybody else, I've like lost the court of public opinion. You sure, they're like, all right, now he's being a dick. I know pretty much everybody

I play with there. Like, I even know the guy who got mad at me, like through showing up all the time. And everybody is like, come on, man. Now you're instigating. Like, now you're trying to make him mad. And I'm like, yep, you're like, you're totally right. Like, I'm crossing the line.

You bit the anger cookie. I already got everything I wanted, right? And I'm trying to make him more mad. You know what you should do? You should listen to our advice episode we did yesterday about oh my god. We did a whole section on this So I'm five foot seven Guy who's really in a sweet and I call next quietly for my friend Did you win that game and my team yeah, my team did win

And my team, yeah, my team did win that game. Wow. And I got sucked off on the court. And then he comes with a group of people all the time that are his close homies and I play with a lot there. And I feel, end of the game, like I feel bad. I go up to him like, hey man, I'm sorry, that was too far. And he was like, yeah, man, like it was over. And then what the fuck are you saying something

to me about? Go fuck yourself. I would say the nice thing about basketball, at least at these courts, is like people actually squash pretty quick. Like when anything comes up. Because I don't, contrary to the narrative, I don't, this does not happen very often. Like it's happened maybe. Unless it stands. It's happened twice.

And it's big ass. And when I say it happens often, first off I mean it. Second off, it's usually people you know, and it's very quick. It's funny because every time I hear a beef story, he's in the beef story. I know. So interaction grid is crazy. We have it. Well, it's only happened. It's happened.

It's only three total. And you've been in all of it's like a drop of water in a hot pan. Yeah. You know, it's it's sizzles, but it go away quick. It goes away quick. And you usually chop it up. So that was basically the whole thing. It's funny because I think I get like this in video games, and I think I just have a strong sense of justice, like Stance.

And it's like things should be done in a certain way, because I think I respect people's time. And I mean,'m honestly like you should hear when nobody entries on nuke bro you should hear him talk see the important thing I played with squeaks this week breath of fresh air that man knows how to play counter strike fucking amazing good he probably has some shit to say about you about me yeah ask him I'm a good teammate no they were they were it was love bird she was amazing they were. It was Loughburg. We crushed. It was amazing.

They were taught. I just the way what Aiden was saying on the mic, I can only imagine it was heavenly. The beauty, though, is until from the eyes of a spectator, until you shot for it, everyone was just like, I don't know, they're just arguing this is dumb. But because you made your shot, it doesn't matter what happens after that. They could have all jumped you and you still win. Yeah.

Because that guy's gonna remember forever. The nerd that he hated at the court took the shot and he missed. He was wet. Dude, he must have been so embarrassed. That is so awesome. He was like shaking. Oh my God. It was funny because I'm not an intimidating, I don't think I'm an intimidating person at

all. And his girl was there. But I'm just I'm just comfortational and I'm also not good at fighting. Like I would probably lose the fight. So it's also like, you know, you're 30, right? Like getting in a in a spot like this is always embarrassing. It's like, oh, God, what are we doing? It was funny. His close friend who was backing him up on him calling next,

who played on the other team in the game was like We talked about it a bit after like I made one of the first shots and he's just like yeah, man You settle it on the court like yeah, and he that's why everybody's so quick to like to to let it cool off So sure also, they just want to play damn basketball. Yeah people just want to play to let it cool off, so. Sure. Also, they just wanna play damn basketball. Yeah, and people just wanna play.

Uh, I just- Oh, and then I got my karma! I got my karma, cause I played for two more hours, and then I got my- I sprained my ankle, and it's all bruised and swollen, and I- so- Oh yeah, you missed basketball this week,

cause it's all gross. You're trying to come back too quick, too. Hmm? You're trying to come back too quickly. I'm not- I'm gonna fucking- Dad, you know what? Thank you for telling me your physical weakness. Oh

Mm-hmm. I think we should all punch each other in the face. Okay. All right sure Wait, do you see that purple? Looks really bad actually wait, it's so Don't look Purple and yellow. Yeah, you really did fuck it up It looks like it's gonna fall off. She gave me a little zoom in on that Maybe I don't think it will but it looks like it that is so much worse I got it checked guys all this talk about adult toys and I have an adult problem Really? That's true. Yeah, we are probably I'm I think I'm I think I was wrong

I'm jacking off so awesome that I bust too fast. I don't get to enjoy it No one does it like the master. No one does it like the master. The master of baiting. And here I wanna give you guys a tool that I bought that's making me last longer. Oh my God, a soda. Wait, no it's not.

It's not a soda, no. It's a Koozie. It's not a Campbell's. It's not a Koozie. It's a Koozie. It's the F2S Stroker from Lilo. Why do you still call it Koozie? It's a stamina trainer for your penis.

Can I see that stroker? There you go, man. Have you used this one? Yeah, that one's used and not washed. So you can go ahead and feel around there. Wow. Yeah, it's honestly, it's very, it's very nice feeling on the inside. Wait, you said stamina trainer? What does that mean?

So it can get you to last longer when you're engaging in sexual intercourse or even any other kind of sexual relationship. Boy, girl. What would be a normal amount of time to last? Normal amount of time? Oh, average guy, I'd say probably anywhere above like five minutes. Would be pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty good. What do you have right now? Build it up past five with this. I only got four minutes to go. Four minutes to go or is it one right now? Give that a few weeks, You're up to three. Give it a month.

You're up to five. Let me confess something guys. I also have been using that. It was on your desk and I didn't tell you, but I've been using it to strain my stamina. You've been washing it. No, I've been beating off for 45 minutes straight. Oh my God.

To test myself. With my, you could have just gotten one from them. Hours really. Um, okay. Well, how's your endurance? 45 minutes strong was it before? 42 well you okay you added a nice three we could use that well. What are you doing? That's what it's like to be inside the Lilo F2S male stabbing a trainer and stroker And if you want to be inside the Lilo stamina F2S stroker and trainer

You can go to the link in the description and check it out for yourself. Oh my god That's right right below in the description Why do you hand that all over? Yes that is mine and it is used. Yeah, it's peri- it's getting passed around Let's get back to the episode. It looks ugly as fuck. It okay. It hurt a little bit. Genuinely disgusting. You know what come on Don't talk with your fucking black toe. Dude that shit's nasty. Don't bring up the black toe. You know he's sensitive about the black toe. It literally has stink lines when he takes off his face.

The shit looks like a SpongeBob close up. You know when SpongeBob He like eats too much ice cream. It's got the green bumps on it. The stench. That's what your shit looks like. Whatever dude. It's too much ice cream. It's got the green bumps on it and like, the stench. That's what you should look like. It's gross. Whatever, dude, man. You're fucking- do you really think you're-

We should all punch each other. Who do you want? We shouldn't all do everyone, right? Well, okay, I think it's important to be punched. To be punched? Just to know what the punch is like. Sure. And so you might as well get punched by someone you love. Sure, yeah.

And I did this- I have- Have Do you? Sure. And I did this. But have you been punched? Well, I did this exact thing in college. It's been 10 years. I have gear in my car right now with the head thing and everything. Do you mean punch with fists or punch with like in boxing? In college, me and my friend Anders would punch each other. Practice kissing on each other.

We'd practice punching first. Right. And then with our swollen lips. Dude, that should make it all better. We'd kiss like the cardinal. It's called a champ for kiss. We practice punching first. Right. And then with our swollen lips. You have to make it all better. Kiss like the card. It's called a chamfer kiss. We would punch each other in the damn face

and we'd increase power. We'd say we'd punch and be like 20 percent. How, where in the head were you hitting? Our face. Like nose? Like, yeah. OK, so like one of these? Yeah.

Sure. Punch to the face. I have mouth guards too. I just don't want to lose a tooth. Skip all that. I don't want to lose a tooth on some dumb shit. So that's just being responsible. You gotta be responsible anyway.

I may have brought it up, I don't remember, but when I went to my high school reunion, like a few months ago or whatever, I confronted the guy who punched me in high school. Yeah, you did. I was like, I was like, remember when you punched me? And he's like, nah. I don't remember that. Mogged. At all. He was in front of his girlfriend and I'm like, he punched me in high? And he's like, nah. I don't remember that. Mogs at all. It was in front of his girlfriend. I'm like, he punched me in high school in the face for no reason. She was like, why? He's like, I didn't do that.

Didn't happen. That's crazy. I didn't make this up. It's not what happened. So anyway, we do it to each other. OK, I would want to punch Nick. Why me? I think Nick, who do you want to punch? I want to punch slime. What the fuck? You want to punch? who do you want to punch? I want to punch Slime. What the

fuck? Slime, who do you want to punch? Well, you have to punch Aiden. I have to punch Aiden? No, he can punch you. So wait, I can't get it. Well, no, because it needs to be Chain, right? It needs to be Chain? Because if he punches me, who's punching Aiden? Does that mean I punch Loley? We all punch Aiden. Aiden punches himself. Aiden punches himself. If I punch Aiden, he's not coming to the next episode. That's the problem. One swing? Maybe not. Maybe not. He goes sleep time.

Do you still have it like that? I mean, I know how to throw a punch, but... But before you would sleep any woman. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo. You used to say you could sleep any woman and Aiden in one punch. I'm wondering if you're so good. To be clear, I never said that.

Now I'm wondering if you think it would take you multiple to sleep any woman, like you said. I don't think I've lost any strength. Have the women gotten stronger? No, nothing has changed, Ludwig. Okay. The women have gotten stronger. If Olivia Rodrigo wants to get in the ring

with a guy like me, I will fuck her up. I don't know what to tell. Jesus Christ. I just don't know what to say. But that'll never happen. That was a crass. I just want, I'm sorry. It's true.

I don't want to do this, but I would sleep Olivia Rodrigo. Yes. All right. Gun to his head. He does it. He gets the job done. That's just the way it is, man. We should do the yard boxing, but we should make all our fans fight.

And then we're the refs. They should be like a king of the ring. So it's like not like we set up the fights. You just have one in the middle. And it's like, who wants it? And then they come in. We don't check anything. We just throw them in.

You remember Swank Hillary, let's swing. Yes. Yeah. One of the Ludwig old heads, he's an Indiana melee player. And he was fucking gigantic, bro. He was a stacked man. He was probably like one of the biggest men I've ever met in real life. And I just imagine like what if we have like a swank out there and like the God's strongest yard warrior. We definitely have someone who's enormous.

If you're on trend. Can we get like a Archie or Ben? We need like a Discord server to see who the biggest yard fan is. I'm gonna just post on the subreddit if you feel big. If you think you're big. If you feel big. You need to have a yard logo in the picture. There's gonna be somebody who's just enormous.

A yard logo in the picture? Whether you draw it, print it, wear it, it's just gotta be in the photo. Gotta take your nuts out. Blur that though. The yard take your nuts out challenge. Go to the subreddit, post your nuts out. Blur that though. The yard take your nuts out challenge. Go to the subway, pass your nuts. Let's go back to the bag. Hashtag beat it like Ludwig. Hashtag jerk it like Oggren challenge.

Hashtag my balls are normal size. Dude, I've been driving a Chevy Silverado. Cool. What the fuck? That's who that is? It's a driving a Chevy Silverado. Cool. Is that? What the fuck? That's who that is? It's a giant electric Chevy Silverado. It's like ice blue. It's like a Gatorade.

Yes. I've been driving a Chevy Silverado. It's massive. And I've never driven it. Especially, it's all-wheel drive. Yeah, what? It's not sponsored yet. It's not an ad, so say something disparaging.

Then say something bad about it. Comfortably fits the whole family. Disparage it now. 400 miles per charge? I'm getting there. OK. I'm getting there. It's a big car.

It's electric. OK, cool. And it's for a shoot coming up, but they wanted to give it to me ahead of time to get some reps with it, so I've been driving it everywhere. So I write. But there are some small streets in LA. There's some narrow streets that are two ways,

but they feel like one way. Oh, yeah. People park on's some small streets in LA. There's some narrow streets that are two ways, but they're they feel like one way. Oh, yeah. People park on each side. Yes. And so I'm in one of those streets in this car. And and then I meet what? Blow and behold, another fucking Ford F-150 big ass truck. You know, not and well, no, because we are trying to go opposite directions. And one of us has to buckle, dude directions and one of us has to buckle dude One of us has to buckle in reverse. This is like aiden situation. This is exactly

Have to go fast and furious. Yeah Well, I mean I drive for scene where Vin Diesel and they're just driving their cars at each other I just call the chicken. It's gay chicken. They don't get up. Yeah Well in on the streets that with the word of law is that downhill has the right of way. Is it flat surface though? It probably is, but if you can ever check the yaw, even if there's a little downhill... Getting the level out of your truck. Who has it right of way?

Downhill. If the person going downhill is right of way. Okay, so I was going downhill, they weren't buckling they were staying there That's what you get out of the car You're downhill and I thought I saw a place they could exit right to so I was like waiting for them to do it And they didn't do it and so and so I went into the spot But it didn't give them enough room sure cuz like they would have had to gone like Japanese direction past me Ah, but I basically what's the Japanese direction? I know what that means. And so then I reverse it and then he honks at me

What and then and then I just put it you want to do this you put it in park I do I put a park I do this that's badass. We all had confrontations Okay, what he do he backs his ass Because he wants to get somewhere and I had more time More time and I had a giant with him. Let's go. I had more time and I had a giant Chevy Silverado. You think if you got out you could take him? You see him?

He was older. His car was very nice. It had like a carbon fiber hood. He was like 63. Oh, you're killing him. I probably could have taken him. He probably could have maybe sued me and taken me out.

Or put a bullet through your brain and exploded all over the car. Yeah, he could have white collar crime me out of existence. Yeah, that's cool. He could not white-collar crime you. He looked like he could have white-collar crime me. If anyone white-collar crimes you, it's gonna be yourself.

It's kind of already happened in a way. I know, right? What? White-collar criming myself. How have I white-collar crime myself? Well, you've gotten close. I've never white-collar crime myself. But you've gotten close.

We've grazed it. Damn this watch! I know, it's annoying, right? How does it just shut up? And you just turn off all the beeps. I only have mine showing my heart rate. That's all I use it for. I need the beeps to stop. I'm getting the uh...

I'm just getting constant notifications of QT asking Gingley how to work a shower. Black Mirror logo on top of this. Stop it, stop it. The technology. I'm kidding, it's not gonna work. God, they... Okay, new Black Mirror, anyone watching Black Mirror? That shit is ass. I've hitting it, it's not gonna work. God, okay, new Black Mirror, anyone watch new Black Mirror? That shit is ass.

It is the most butt poop TV in a long time. It is like, I'm like watching it and I'm like, what the fuck are they thinking? All I know is Tommy Innit is in it. He is? No fucking way. I haven't gotten there, I'm on episode three. Look up Tommy Innit's Black Mirror.

He's in it in...in a spaceship. I don't know what the fuck the episode is. What? Is he trying to be an actor? He's trying to be a comedian too, right? I don't think he was an actor. Sorry, that's not fair to say. I don't think he had a line.

A what? Was he like a creator? Was he a creator on the a computer screen or something? Oh, a line like a Pokemon. Maybe. I didn't watch. How they do a Pokeman and like the free guy. Zipper!

It does kind of suck to be like the top of your field. Look up Tommy in a black mirror. To be like the top of your field is like. Just look up Tommy in it black. Let me see that. Can I get a hat wobble? To get to become like a blue chip creator like the top of your field like the Poke mains and the Valkyries of the world and at the end of the day in like traditional Hollywood

media you are reduced to like cameo. Yes, we want to put you on a screen basically. We want you to say your cat's name. Images, images, images. Oh! No way! That's badass. And as DanTDM on the left. Who's that? He's just another Minecraft creator.

He looks old as fuck, though. He is old as fuck, comparatively. Is DanTDM younger than me? No, I think DanTDM's older than you. That's crazy! I know. There's still time! Well, you just turned 56.

Well, if there's a chance that we could put that the yard would maybe go in Black Mirror Season A, I personally, I love this season. I think that it's approaching dystopia in an awesome new way, even though it's seven seasons in the same thing. I don't think you want to be in season A. If they offered it, you shouldn't take it. Why? Because it's gonna be bad. No! You don't want to be part of something stinky?

No! It'd be be awesome as a novelty I don't think you lose anything only pump out bangers Yeah to be in something that's fucking lame once is kind of fun in the black mirror is your phone. Oh So like okay if you have the opportunity to do a cameo in a Brent Rivera YouTube video, would you do it? Yeah, may I ask who that is? Yeah, I want to eat slime. He's a kid's YouTuber who makes videos that get like 10 to 20 million views. What if it's KingZippy? Who's that?

Were you here when I showed you guys that? I don't know if he was here. No. Can you just really quickly go KingZippy Fortnite? Oh yes. Yes you did. What if it's KingZippy? The guy who sketches.

No, because that's cool because it's six hours. That's what makes it be cool. You know, no one would know. You'd be so buried in it. Yeah. Imagine the cross of the Venn diagram of like a guy watches the yard and also watches King's hippie. There's fucking crazy.

I don't think about this with me and Huey. One of our Oz melee friends was visiting and we were talking about the crossover between the yard and Bundon and how it's when we talk about Bundon, basically he's so big, but nobody in our audience seems to know who he is. And it's like, that's how separated is like age. Shorts is also weird, though, too, like because shorts viewers are so they don't even know the damn person.

Bundon's pumping out long form low block Roblox videos now, and they're only net bond and person sometimes pumping out long form low Brock Roblox videos now and they're popping off really yes Hold up zipper key look up bundon Love when Ludwig gets the crack open the bundon like like a AI robot Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. He mocks Ludwig. He clearly does very well. Can you go to video? Well, only 29. Holy shit!

Bro, he's... I let a Roblox kid control my stream for 700k views? Dude, Bundun's making Ludwig money. What does this mean? I let a Bloxfruit admin train me. What does that mean? Wait, I streamed until... Do that one.

2 million. I streamed until I beat Roblox's hardest game. Dude, is there a shame being a kid entertainer, but pretending you're not? Yeah, 100%. I don't think he's pretending he's not though. I think he is. I think Ludwig does too. Oh, so you think I'm a kid's YouTuber? I think the-

Do you think you're a kid's YouTuber? I don't think so. Oh, wow. That's brave. That's fun. That's brave of him to say that. We have a totally separate audience on the yard. They don't they don't know about this.

What do you think? It's just the kids who watch that. I do. I don't think I think about this, but like your biggest like Amazon stream videos. Do you like what do you think the demo is? I think it's consistent. I don't think it's like changing wildly if it's an Amazon streamer,

if it's tip to tip or if it's... Do you think there's a difference if you started doing Roblox content is clearly like for children? Uh, look, I don't... I don't think this is a bad thing. I haven't watched this video and I'm not gonna... Hey, what? But I don't know if I could do Roblox like genuinely.

Sure, you'd have to love it. I have to play. Is this shit awesome? Roblox is awesome. Yeah, of course, it's awesome. But the issue is, everyone who watches Roblox is a child for sure. And that means everyone who you're playing against as a child. Yeah, it's just a different level.

Is that Tiger Woods? Did he just fling Tiger Woods head at him? It's Tiger Uppercut from Sagat. This is the coolest shit ever. Oh, that dude. Yeah, he was, I think Bunda knows. What is his projectile? His audience is really young. I don't think a kid made the joke.

You know what I'm saying? No. I think an adult developed this. Yeah, well, adults are the one. Yeah, of course. I think kids are also developing, though. Yeah, but like Roblox development is just like a huge ecosystem. Like people are making millions.

I wish kids liked COD 4. Dude, they play COD 4 in Roblox. Yeah, they have COD 4 in Roblox. No, they don't. Let me see. COD 4 in Roblox. I need to see it. Yeah, you can look up Call of Duty Roblox. It's like all the games we thought were sick growing up have just been remade in Roblox.

I don't buy this one. I think maybe look up Call of Duty 4 instead of Cod 4. No one calls it Call of Duty 4. No one calls it Cod 4. Or just look up Call of Duty Roblox. I think it's a tiger shot. But I well, anyway, I think his audience is is not kids. It's not really kids. I just love that slime lives in this world.

I'm so correct at the moment. No, I look, I spoke too soon without thinking, but I do think that the, I don't know, the demographic can't be that old. Or is it? I think tip to tip is way different. That's like it just isn't, though, because it's like the same channel. There's a lot of returning viewers. I mean, it can be slightly different, but like the additional viewers aren't changing the core. Maybe think about this.

Somebody could be 15 years younger than you and they're not a kid. It's true. That's crazy. I know. Yeah. You really shouldn't have put it that way. I said the other day. That was a good way to put it. When does kids start? Is it 12? Well, like when I say kids are watching Bundun, his viewers are like age 10 to 14 and maybe younger. I think kid is technically zero to 17. That's kid. No, I think kid is when you're a teen is not kid, right? Teen is a kid. Depends.

A 15 year old is not watching toy unboxing. Seven year olds are. And that's the difference. That's a huge difference. I think a kid's toy and a toy for teens, I guess. Teen toy. I think they'd be careful now. I didn't want to say it out loud.

Teen toy for teens. We've drawn a few lines. So like Copa. Copa is like the child's whatever protection act Yeah, that is for under 13. So that's what the line they drew Yeah, it's like 13 is the line kids under that age They don't have teen in their name. That's what I'm saying. It's 0 to 12 is kid or a child I guess and then 13 up is like adolescent. Yeah, I think you should make it zero to 15. I think we should be a kid till we're 26 and we shouldn't have to work either.

Oh, but maybe we can went car earlier. Do you think Ludwig, there is an age that someone reaches and they say, I watched Ludwig and that might feel embarrassing among their peers. Like to be too old for Ludwig? Yeah. No, you don't think so? No. I think that's actually the true litmus test. If like if someone doesn't feel embarrassed by listening or watching your shit, which is why I feel comfortable about our show, because like,

I feel like you can listen to this is like, you know, as up to up to the age of me, which is probably our upper limit. I mean, not the age. me, which is probably our upper limit If you're not a fucking white dude, it's embarrassing sure yeah, it's your woman and you listen to the yard No, our women fans are fervent and they are loyal. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's embarrassing for them They probably don't go to the girly circles and go I just like They have to be like, I know what you have to preface., they're the preface like they're watching an anime with fucking porn It's good, but it's over the first episode as it's like whole scene, and it's I promise

It's not all like the baldens funny, but he comes off aggressive and horny Nicely dressed ones gonna be the funny one though. You'll get there I'm trying to fucking I'm trying to change my image by having a Knowledge that tampons exist. That's not something brave people didn't think you Thank you very much. Thank you men Why are there different sizes? I Don't know. What are the different? So help him is one for a button you name? Can you name the different sizes of tampons?

Butt. Biggest. You're wearing a tampon shirt. There's none of them for butt. That can't be true. Butts leak. Maybe that's what diapers are for. Just give me a couple names for size, like a sizing chart. Plus.

And? And... Big dog. Yeah. Unfortunately, you're correct. Yeah. You got big dog. You got big dog.

You got Muffster. Dude, I was watching Super last night. Someone in the chat was like, you know Super with that haircut gets no sniz. And he was like, oh, sniz. And I'm like, you know Snoop- Super with that haircut gets no sniz. And he was like, UGH! SNIZ! And I'm like, that is gross. That's, that's a new one.

I don't like that. So that's a new tampon size. Tampon size is for amount of flow. Amount of flow. Heavy! Yeah. Medium light heavy. Yeah.

Kind of like Street Fighter buttons. That's correct. Yeah, that's where Street Fighter got it from. Yeah. And then you get the EX tampon, but you have to spend bar for it. It's tough. It's tough. It's invincible on wake ups. You use too many EX tampons, you start bleeding out your nose. It's the water line.

The water line. Yeah. Hold on one more. I put that pussy in block stun. OK. No, one more. Why don't you just give me the female test? I put that pussy in block stun. Okay. Nah. Come on. Over here, ding ding ding. Good job. Yeah, I don't know, man. I feel like it's more likely to go the other way.

Like the example you were giving, I feel like if you're in sixth grade and you're hanging out with your friends and you tell them you watch Ludwig it might be more embarrassing in that context than it would be older. Yeah I think there's a lot of context in which you can be embarrassed by saying I watch X or Y sometimes it's online where everyone can kill you for any reason sometimes among your similar peers sometimes among older people but that's I think that's the litmus test. Is this content embarrassing at X age?

And if it's no age, then you're kind of cruising. But I think bundled stuff, it's like he's making Roblox videos. And if you're 27 and you're watching a bundled Roblox video, you might give, it might give you pause. Oh, I think so. And that's okay. It's just not time. I remember a girl I was dating.

She was like really embarrassed to confess to me that she watched Minecraft, like Minecraft YouTube, casual Minecraft for kids YouTube. I think I watched Minecraft YouTube until I was like 17. Yeah, but that's- Would you be embarrassed if you told the boys that in high school, would you be embarrassed? Would they the kid line if you told the boys that in high school Would you be embarrassed when they roast you for it or were the boys also pumped about the new texture pack syndicate? Was I could ask one one of my boys from high school here. I could ask him. Yeah, you could ask

I could go see you. I feel like I feel you. It's okay to like we like you shouldn't be embarrassed to like no You shouldn't I've been saying there is a culture of like making fun of choosing What style what your content says about you a culture of like making fun of choosing what style, what your content says about you as personal taste and making fun of that. That's like how the world works. And you can't just ignore that either. I know I was. I was. I didn't give a fuck about all that.

I don't think it's fair. I don't know. I hate this fucking thing. Dude, you're fucking freaking out. It's tilting me. You're not mad. He called me an idiot. He was so cruel to me.

He came in with his pastries and his fucked up, chuzz ass hair. And he made her gone already. I'm so impressed by Tony. I tan quick. OK. He said he tweeted out, what are cardio zones? What an idiot. Who are you talking to? Yeah, it was crazy. It was dumb as hell. What are cardio? hell what are cardio zone? He just asked that is he dumb as hell?

Simon tweeted out he's like can you pull up Simon's Twitter you got a bookmark surely he was like what are what are what are I said are cardio zones cap I just figured out about them figured out what I still have it what are they oh is he not the Chopped House now? You're the Chopped House for going on Twitter to ask me questions. I don't know what they are. Can I intuit it? Can I try?

Does it have to do with the level of your heart rate? Yeah. Oh. You enter a new zone when your heart rate passes a certain threshold? Right. Yeah. And what do those zones mean in those zones that they are? Right?

Like, why do we distinctly wish between them? To be honest with you, I thought this was going in more of a CrossFit direction. Like, oh, I'm going to cardio zone this week. Oh, like a place. To get like your heart replaced. Like youth zone. Okay. Yeah, the zones are just like basically like amount of effort based off, I think your resting

heart rate. Rose tweeting too much. In general fitness. This is April 11th. Are cardio zones for losing weight, cap or real? I just found out about them. I just think that's Google. I but I like the idea of people.

The reason why I ask on Twitter is to get people's thoughts in their anecdotal experiences. I think that's interesting and also important about something I'm thinking about, but not like trying to solve a real problem. You want to make sure that they keep their Twitter jobs because they're getting outsourced. Surely cardio zones are more important

for the health of your heart than for weight loss. It's not, I mean, that's not like the point. It's more like if you're in zone two, you're burning fat as a resource in your body. If you go up in zones, you start burning carbs and protein because your body's really trying to like, it's using a much more accessible source. So that's like the idea, but it's more of a min max thing and it's kind of a cap. Uh, it, at the end of the day, you just want your heart to be healthy.

So by tweet out more Ram better for my computer is that cap? I think would that be chill? Is that cap? I think. Would that be chill? Yeah, that'd be fine. Cause you're asking an honest question. You're like, I think being vulnerable and saying, I don't really know about this. Can I get people to talk to me about it?

Maybe you get called dumb because you like, maybe RAM should be more obvious to you, but maybe not. I think it's still fine to ask. Nick Engler earlier asked me, how do I tell what lens I have on a camera? And I thought he meant like, you know, he has a picture and he wants to know like what lens the picture was taken from. But he actually was just holding the lens.

Like a detached lens? That's like on a camera. And he just, it was covered in the text that says what the lens is. It says the brand, it says all the numbers. He could have read it. He could have looked at the lens. He sent me a picture of it. That's why I just read the numbers back there. Dude.

That's my goat. That's my goat. Anyway, maybe he's onto something here. He's onto something here. What do the millimeters mean? That's true. Who knows? I don't know what the millimeters mean.

No one knows. You know. Focal length. What the fuck is a focus? I don't know what the millimeters mean. No one knows, you don't know. Vocal length. What the fuck is a focus? I did something worse in the English because I tell you guys about the translator for the tip to tip trip. Yeah, twice.

No, did I? Oh no, once. Yeah, you did though. How I paid? You paid and then they translated it back and stuff like that. It was a good story though. I thought it was funny.

It was embarrassing, man. I thought it was good. We're all frickin', me and you are frickin' stupid, man. Yeah, you both drink from the same bowl of water. It's the only way we can get it in our mouths. Well Ludwig does it so that he knows it's safe. Cause Yingling will get scared. Dude, can you I can't.

What do you do? Do you train your new cat? I want one of those machines that Yingling can just paw at and it drops a treat down. Cause he like does enrichment and it drops out a little like RX bar. We can't. We can't. He's regressing from a dumb guy and just like a true beast animal. We have to feed.

I tweeted out some bullshit. I just lied. About what? My merch prices. Oh, you just lied? Yeah, I just lied. I don't think that was a lie. What did she say? I just tweeted out that a sweatshirt was $260.

Yeah, I was like, hey, I checked our pricing after the new Terrace and it sure cost $74. And a sweatshirt cost $293. I just made up numbers. I was just on a run. I thought you asked him about it. No, I have no idea how much a blank costs before or after the tariffs. I was just on a run and I was like, I'm gonna lie.

I like that. And then I just tweeted out the lie. Hey, what's a t-shirt cost now? T-shirt? Well, what was it before, what was it after? He doesn't know post-tariff pricing. I don't know the t-shirts yet. Those could be cheaper.

Do you know any item? Yeah, that jacket. That jacket is fucked up. That jacket, I mean, he's not, the problem is, What's the percentage increase? Is it equal to the percentage increase in tariff? Is it like a hundred twenty-five or whatever? I mean not, not quite because you're, the tariff only applies to the cost of the good, but that jacket was probably gonna sell for something like 110, $120, cause it is a really nice down jacket, and now it might have to sell for something like 200.

Oh my god, he's not gonna sell it. That's tough. Which I don't, I literally, I don't know what to do. I already tweeted, I pulled up my Twitter, I already figured this all out. That tweet went crazy by the way. I Pull up my Twitter, Zybra. I already figured this all out. That tweet went crazy, by the way. I know, I tweeted, I told the people. You just made up numbers to quote political change.

All you guys are wearing these stupid fucking watches and the whole podcast, you're like, it won't stop. Why did it just say 3 0 5 p.m.? Because someone said Sirius and so they thought it's Siri. What a piece of shit product. I tweeted, just got back the estimate for our merch with the new Tariff, it's not that bad 74 for sure 293 you just made that up. I hope you can see you

Community notes you I wrote I hope you continue give your money in these uncertain times And you know what a hundred ten thousand people liked it So I think they're gonna give us you also roasted yingling to an 11k like tweet Yeah, everyone you were like you guys got a fucking chill out someone said have it made in America And I said I'm trying it takes a long time. I had to teach you anything about supply and demand And then someone asked if there's free shipping I said no, so I've already taken care of all the yeah This is bad What if we made all you know that picture of Hassan it says like it's what does it say on the shirt make the rich pay? Does he have faces make the oh my god

We made like fuck tariffs and the fuck the F is like the anarchist Yes, it's fucked Harris and we and we have our Jack like our like our buttons jacket like this And it's like we pose like this. Yeah, it's like the same posing and we sell them for a hundred and eighty dollars Yeah, yeah, we sell for a dollar for every percent that tariffs are. So it can fluctuate in pricing. Also, instead of saying fuck tariffs, we say fuck the Chinese. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Because that's like how, no, because they're the problem.

Because they make the shirts and they're fucking us somehow. Donald Trump said they're fucking us, so we have to fuck them back. Fuck the Chinese. What if it's one of those- Wow. Jesus, man. That's what the shirt should say. Because then we get the point across.

That's what the shirt could say. You make it America. You make it America. It's one of those paintings that has a scary face and a happy face, and the happy face is, it says fuck Donald Trump. The scary face goes, the Chinese behind in the happy face is it says fuck Donald Trump the scare face goes the Chinese behind both and it's both sides cause Donald Trump's low-key Chinese

I don't think we know if that's what that means I don't think you're following cause it changes and it's him dude what do you think is going on in the world right now I just read the news you need your watch to tell you what time it is you know you've seen that clip of Ronald Reagan getting circulated by the embassy of China where he's talking about how terrorists are really bad? It is crazy.

Dude, Reagan was a Chinese plant. Dude, okay! Whoa, hold up, pause. China instated Reagan, he was a Chinese plant. Don't bring your lemonade stand talking points here. To interpret? This was a lemonade stand talking point. Oh, and they already said it?

No, you don't get to do that! You don't get to do that! Why? Because every story you tell on this podcast you recycle on your goddamn Streams, but that's fine cuz it's a one-man show. He's bringing shit from the fucking bringing shit crime or cringe I'm I'm smoking on Chinese plant. That's what I was Do I really want to smoke opium, okay. God, you're such a weeb. That's cool. That is not Japanese. What do you smoke it at?

It's like a bowl, right? It's like a crack pipe. How do you smoke opium? I think it's a pipe. Yeah, you smoke it like a little plant. You smoke it like weed. It's shit so good. Shit so good you do it for a hundred years.

I want to fucking smoke opium so bad. Will you do it with me? Thank you, Zipper. Zipper will do it with you. Will you join you? I won't join you on the opium. What? I was saying it's crazy You don't go to Coachella with this fucking with crimson blur and shit and lick toad venom and shit go fucking ape

Ape wild about it. You should join opium like with playboy cardi, and you should start dressing in all black and play at Coachella What is- okay. Opium gang. You know, I mean Is this a artist? Okay, I'm off the train. I guess I don't know anything Hey, if Alex is listening, which he's not he'll really like that. Yeah, I'm just a stupid guy man. It's fine man Who doesn't know I coach all blows dude. I'm not going to Coachella Coachella to not do toad venom with the Crimson Blur. Were you thinking about it?

No. Were you offered? No. Is it because the Blur's not going or the Toad's not there yet? Like what's the issue here? They ship a whole truck full of Toads for fucking CharlieXX. It's actually really just a lineup issue, you know? If I'm gonna do toad venom with Blur, it's like I could at least listen to some artists I'm really big fan of.

It's a chopped lineup, not gonna lie. Coachella? Yeah, I looked at all the band, like damn, there's like fucking so few that I care about here. I just don't know what I'd do with my body if I went to Coachella. I think I'm actually on your wave where I don't think I'm capable of locking into festival life for three days. Even when I go to EDC, I leave a day early because I'm like, I'm done.

I just don't understand. All the influencers who go, I feel like they're faking liking it or just just doing drugs No influencer likes music. Let's get that fucking. Amen. So at least you're not going you're not faking fuck I'm saying all these influencers go to Coachella They're going because they want to hoe out and get picks hoed out. Say it louder now. Or they want to go to drug You know, so they're going to frickin do drug and you can kind of do drug and coach out so people go to Coachella for it. You get the toad venom, you camp out, you visit hell. Am I wrong?

No, you're not. Is there a third reason I'm missing? You should go to like Burning Man. Some people do drugs there. We should? Yeah. Burning Man? Dude, you guys from Burning Man?

That is actually something you could go to, to do toad venom with the crimson blurt, you could go there. What year did all those people get trapped? At burning was that that happened two years ago. I'm to burning fire fest thing happening. Didn't I come back? It's come back. That's crazy. Why that's crazy I guess it actually kind of made you buy out the IP for pennies on the dollars you use all the high No, I don't think they just sure yeah, they just joined the name. Oh. Is Jaw Rule still gonna be involved? I hope so.

I'm certainly not, right? Fire Festival, dude. Fire. These festivals are weird. Go to How It Works. Dude, imagine how awesome it would be if they rug the... Festivals are weird.

If they just rig the same thing, it's like, well, that's my bad for buying it again. Wait, is there a lineup? Can you scroll up? I saw, it said Phoenix. Maybe it was at Arizona or the band. Fire, too. I feel like this is such a good idea because everybody knows about it now. I think it seems like

What is bad just cuz it's known about I mean it's gonna pop off right? Yeah 25k 25k these are expensive. That's the black medallion It's artists and their website runs like. Can you hover over Fuego? Dude, this is crazy how bad it runs. This course runs like butt. This is taking all up the ramp, which is a source of memory that is used when the... Yeah, okay. And there's no partnership happening.

This is a festival for pedophiles to go meet each other. Just so you guys understand that. Don't get it twisted. Oh, you said something in the primo and it got bleeped. Me? Yeah, I was, me and QT were trying to guess what you said. You were talking about someone and then it was like, and then it bleeped and I thought you said they fucked kids.

Oh. No, we would never bleep. I don't remember the context. I say all sorts of awesome stuff that gets censored by the media. What was the conversation? You have to give more context to the conversation. It was in the primo. You were talking about somebody. We should have a creamo.

That's what I saw at Coachella. There's an international delight booth. And it says hashtag creamer nation. That's good branding. That's pretty funny. I don't remember. Sorry. That's pretty funny. I don't remember. It's alright. I don't remember. I don't know.

Have you guys, have you gone to music festivals? I've never been to one. Have you ever gone to music festivals? I've never been and I don't think I ever will till I die. They're literally, I was thinking about it, it's so much better just to go see the band you like. Like I don't know, but I don't do drugs or drink anymore so it's like, if I did that, it'd probably be really fun. I would love to dress up Aiden for a music festival. Oh, yeah.

I wanna fucking make you look like Lady Gaga, bitch. The next one you go to, can we dress you? Yeah. Oh, that's gonna be fun. I would dress you like a slutty Waluigi. Oh, that'd be great. Can you look up slutty Waluigi? That's definitely gonna pop up. That's definitely gonna populate.

Like, tasteful though. Don't add tasteful. Lude snot nudes. Yeah, lewd Waluigi. That's definitely gonna pop up. That's definitely gonna populate. Like tasteful though. So like lewd, snot nudes. Yeah, lewd Waluigi. No, slutty Waluigi. Slutty Waluigi, sorry. Slutty Waluigi. This would be, Jesus. Jesus.

Um. Oh. Yeah, that second one is what I would do. Yeah, the second one is what we would do. Wait, no, the third one, third one. The third one's perfect. That one's a hive. That one's a hive.

Oh, it's so small. But you would need to have the nose. Wait, I could get like that. You could get like that. Yeah, you could get like that. That wouldn't take that long. I mean, you're the closest one to CG's. Oh, you got CG's.

Oh, dude, you're money. You look like Walton Goggins in that shit. Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, dude. Oh, my God. Just like Waluigi. What if we had a CG off? We would lose. What do you mean? No, we all did. Like, we all had a CG. What is CG? Come, come, gutters, gutters, gutters. I don't know that.

I just didn't put it together. Yeah. I think you guys don't know what the CG's are. I don't know what a CG office. I got CG's. We all develop CG's and then we put like tapioca pudding or something in there and it runs Like a race and see who's looks like the most like Amsterdam Is it who's flows the fastest or the slowest wins? It would be the fastest because the more developed the CG look at you. I put a little fucking I put a little model ship in that

Fill it with cream and then put a model ship in there Yeah, and how fast the tapioca pudding goes through the CG is it's basically a race. It's very easy. I'm about to get very toned. You're you because well you're still gonna be my marathon and pastries. I don't eat candy and I don't eat it. Well, I had one day is the one who eats candy and you're eating the he's candy and also you're eating Mr. Beast eggs.

No, I had half of one. See, that's what I'm also you're eating Mr. Beast's eggs. No, I had half of one. See, that's what I'm saying. There's no. I do have a soft spot. I wish you had to carry Mr. Beast's egg and I had to give birth to it. You had to give birth to the hair of the next empire. And so I'm sitting on the egg and everyone knows I have the egg. It's kind of a march of the penguin situation.

Yeah. I would have been planted in you. I would probably have to migrate because I think people would come for me. He like what to steal the baby steal the egg. Yeah. Mr. Beast's egg. Can you imagine? Is there is the golden goose is the egg fertile? Yeah, of course. He's fertile.

He put it in me. I'm not a machine. He creates a new technology so that he can make not only the spermis, but also the egg, and he puts them together. But he made a of only his own genus. But he needs somebody to carry the egg. Wouldn't it just be a clone? No. It would be an awesome... It would be a clone. It would be a clone and that's the best thing Nick. Surely all your sperms are different. Isn't that how they made the clone of the... All your sperms are different. Dolly the Sheep. Dolly. If I come and I egg, that's me.

It's me and me. That's me. But you can't have any differences. I mean, yeah, like nature versus nurture, but it's just me, no. I don't know enough about how they say I won the race, like in the sperm. Like I'm the sperm that won the race. You think it was a thousand little Nick that are like slightly different. They all got variables. I do think that's right. So. You think it was a thousand little nicks? That are like slightly different. They all got variables. I do think that's right.

So it wouldn't just be a clone. No. They'd be variables, right? I don't know how faces grow. I think this is more interesting to actually learn about than it is to theorize about. I think it's more interesting to just have our own theories. Just have a sneak peek. Well, OK, you have identical twins in the womb.

OK. That's weird. Why is it weird? Because why aren't they different? Because they started as one and then they split, which is different than fraternal twins. Fraternal twins are different. So that proves your theory right that some sperms are different. Isn't fraternal twins means there's two eggs and they both get... It means it means two sperms got fertilized in two eggs.

You just Eiffel Towering one of the eggs. What? Like two fucking two sperms just fucking let's go. Right. I think it's two eggs. They're dapping each other up. I think one egg that's split is identical and then two eggs is fraternal. And then the two eggs get ovulated. This is just such a... Aha, right. That makes sense.

I do know the egg cell is the size of a period in a textbook. And I read that once and it was such a good image. You know, the incel is the size of three DX racers. Lined up side by side. Probably like 1.7 or something like that. That's pretty heavy. I'm so glad it wouldn't be a clone It wouldn't be what a clone. I would be maybe a worse or better version. I think it's in mr. Bees interest to clone himself And then do it a thousand times. I'll give them all lightsabers

Oh, what it do it if he could clone himself he could make the videos all him, dude He could start he could start being like what is it like if I blow apart a guy with dynamite? And it's him. And it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it, no, it's like a hundred Mr. Beast feeding the kids. He just creates a clone army. You guys are just... It's like Star Wars. It's kind of the Star Wars, but also the prestige. It's like the prestige. Yes, I was thinking that too.

And he does it's essentially magic tricks. Yes. Spoilers for the prestige. It came out a while ago as well. Also, Joe Pesci is in that. And he makes all these clones, he blows them up with dynamite. No one's upset at it because one, they kind of hate Mr. Beast, two, they're clones.

So the ethical conversation is a little different. It's like, do you have the right to blow up your clone if you make it? Is it? Is it? Is it slime? If we made a clone of Aiden that every episode of the yard we came, we shot him in the head. And then we bring them back.

Oh my God. That would be Christmas. That would be Christmas. We make two Adens and one does Laminate Stan and one does ours. Yeah, that'd be great. One does two Aidens and one does lemonade stand and one does ours. Yeah, that would be great. You know if we'd be fucked up if one day we mix up because we dress them the same. We mix up. In this scenario you're dressing me in the morning?

Yeah, of course. It's not something you need to do for normal me now. What if we mix up Aiden Prime and one of the clones? But we don't know. That'd be messed up. So now it's like, and Aiden Prime is like, he's exactly the same. And if you accidentally kill the original Aiden, they all die. This is the movie that just came out.

This is Mickey 17. It's also an invisible. It's a classic trope. But we're going to shoot you in the head. You don't understand. You know, I understand. Either you or someone. I don't care how old your friend Mickey is. We're going to do this anyways.

But I think I feel bad if we killed normal Aiden. Yeah. And then we had the clone Aiden. Like, he's exactly the same. Of course. I don't even believe that I'd feel bad if we killed normal Aiden. And then we had the clone Aiden. He's exactly the same. Of course you'd feel bad. I don't even believe that you'd feel bad if you killed normal Aiden. I want to keep one in like a jar that we can go like this and he'll go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like Black Mirror. Like Don Draper is in the little machine.

It's like Black Mirror. Fuck. I want to keep a clone of you and put it in a computer for a thousand years. And accelerate the time and then watch you go insane. That's awful. I want to put a clone of you and put it in a computer for a thousand years and accelerate the time and then watch you go insane. That's awful. I want to put one in the microwave like a beep. I do want to run a Sims server and it's just a thousand years. They have so many issues with each other. Put it on fast forward and then I come back in two years.

They'd be for sure. Two Aidens? Do you think they just end up loving each other? No, I think two Aiden's get along fine But when you increase it when we're talking like hundred Aiden's in a society together he starts to crumble you think so absolutely No, where do you think it breaks down? I? Think you'd have a higher number of I think two Ludwigs it breaks down. I think a hundred slimes is great I love to lead and also follow what the fuck are you laughing worse fucking nightmare? You just described. I just had a shiver

worst nightmare, the 100th the squidward town but it's just slimes you see like a blur of fucking outbursts everywhere, there would be no silence there would be, dubbin, dubbin oh we would miss dubbin so bad we would all sneak over to dubbin town

to hang out with 100 dubbins but 100 dub over to dubbin town to hang out with a hundred dubbins. A hundred dubbins you don't want to hang out with. You'd have to drill your own horse yourself in it because you'd be banned from the society. They'd build up a big wall in this

slime town. In this slime town there'd be like a dubbin like room you go and there'd just be like villagers in Minecraft. You just have to go up to the fucking dubbins and we're all trapped. Yeah, and you're like, ah, oh, God, that'd be so funny, bro.

But I think my society would actually be the most successful because I love leading and also following, and I would have no ego or qualms about it, and neither were my clones. Nickville would be working on the nuclear arm that we're gonna drop on Slimeville. That's it. I can't believe it.

Everyone in society gets free food, it gets free healthcare, but you have to work on the bomb. Yeah. I would fucking destroy your society. The Manhattan Project in Nick's world is so much different and it's so much more important. Nick's world would be so crazy. It would just have the most advanced call duty mods, no resources, no plumbing.

Dude, they're the only burger for dinner. But the parking's free. They'll be sweating versus each other, bro. Breakdown instantly. And I would, by the way, they try to work on this bomb, I would kill every single motherfucker I would kill before that bomb went off the ground. Because they would have the slime one punch dojo,

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