The Yard - Ep. 202 - Learning To Fly...

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

This week, the boys talk about going to Dreamcon, everyone being on edge, and how Ludwig wants to learn how to fly... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is great. Is it a dumb question to ask why they look like that? I feel like it's not a dumb question. Yeah, that's true. Dude, the guy who's only ever known to shoot him's That's what you're doing, but the Chevy logo is the more interesting part They put a Chevy logo all interesting It's I've I I've seen New Balance's this color right all over

It's just a color it is show your work Cuz it's just a color it is show your work Dick I guess that's our material. That's not you're all times fuzzy He got the fuzzy Tim's Yeah, they look inspired she cut my man shit up if I see you from far away I'm like always wearing low-cut Tim's You were screaming at him. I mean this is crazy. He's just saying so many crazy things. It's not crazy. Did he?

Are you mad at him? He looks at these shoes and he's like, these are Tims now. That is crazy. I'm mad at Nike. You got mad at him before. It's crazy. I'm talking about before. You got mad at him before.

You stormed out while I was fucking dicing up someone on a tree. Oh, well, because Ludwig had an awesome garden gnome that was gifted to him. And you know how Ludwig treats gifts. Oh, it's broken. It's completely shattered. It's broken. Yeah. So I sent it back up back there. First off, take that back. It was delivered to me shattered. I take it back?

No, you told me. You just told me you did it. What the fuck? No, I didn't. How am I supposed to trust you? I told you that I put it in here, but the reason it was shattered is because it was shipped to me that way. You said it tumbled down the hill. I bet it up. I said, what happened to this? He said, yeah, I put it on the hill and it tumbled down. Why would you not explain at all that the brokenness is not part of that equation?

Because I don't see the brokenness. You look at it and see the brokenness. I looked at it and saw him face down and I thought that was the problem. You saw opportunity. I saw the face down and I thought that's what needs to be fixed. You saw the broken leg and thought that's what needed to be fixed. I don't see the Special Olympics and go, I wish this was the Olympics. I go on right at home. You see the Special Olympics and say, I could beat that time.

The only time is 3-3 basketball. And I think maybe. Are there any sports that aren't in the Special Olympics because it's special? Yes. Like what? Which ones are? Steeplechase. Why not? Give ones aren't making the cut? Steeplechase. Why not? Give them steeplechase. I don't think they have a steeplechase. Do they have curling?

Oh yeah, that's an easy one. I think it's the same team for both. Hahaha. Yo, we like to push the fucking rock. Is that- is that- That's a- that's a- What nation? We like to push the fucking rock! Where are they from?

It's a Scottish, Swedish person, yeah. Scotty- they invented it, right? Nah, nah, nah, that's a Swedish border sign. It's Swedish? It's Nordic, I think. I think the Scots invented curling. I thought the Canadians. The Canadians are too new.

Hey, shut the fuck up. The Canadians didn't invent anything. They're too new to invent literally anything. Why can't we have- What did you guys invent? Nothing. Brownface? The telephone? And the- no you didn't! Alexander Graham Bell. Hey, Alexander Graham Bell is Canadian. That's crazy. Yeah, and the thing is you should never challenge a Canadian on what they've built. Didn't he bite that shit? Cause they know.

Well, he- didn't he bite that shit? The dark- well, he moved to America and then he invented it, but- Let's go. Let's go. He didn't have the tools or the knowledge He had to come here in the land of the free home of the brave when did that drop? What do you think that drops the phone the phone? 1891 I Feel like that's a great guess. It sounds good. It's not the 1900s. I know that yeah It's not the 17 1889 So now we're just okay. We're close 1885. I would have gone like

1866 that's the dumbest shit you've ever said actually I'm closer. Oh I'm closer. Yeah, you're closer. That's always developed in Canada Brantford have you been to Brantford? He would have loved to see AI Darth Vader. The first practical, commercially viable telephone. I want to see the other ones. Why weren't they practical or commercially viable? Yeah, because you had to use your butt.

His butt only phone. Some guy invented the butt phone in 1855. The guy who invented that was like, I've made a telephone device. We can talk to each other electronically. There's only one thing that makes it perfect. And then they all, all the people in your top hats was like oh Cuz it's like in his ass. Mm-hmm

And he's like they're like is there a way we can make it not use the ass. Could we make it commercially? What are you freaking out about? It's a beeping. He's fucking freaking out. Oh, it's the fridge Oh, you did it dude who left the fridge open? Not me, but what's crazy is how is he the one doing it and not anyone in that room? That is crazy. He didn't go all the way Yeah, I was gonna see came back too fast You're on edge today. I'm not on edge. You're on edge. You are on edge today. You, you, we, you're on edge today.

Holy shit. Hold on, if anyone is on edge, it's you. I'm not on edge today. You came out of the room with Nick after hanging out with him for ten seconds. You came out with a scribble over your head. Do you know why I did that? It's because Aiden was doing work and he wasn't leaving workstation. Yeah. I was wrapping it up. And you were playing game and you wasn't leaving work station. Yeah, I was wrapping it up. You were playing game and you weren't leaving game station.

Yeah. And so I figured if I went out loud, you guys would come in and you did. OK, but I was playing game because he was late. And I didn't queue up while he was here. I was in a queue game. I was like in a game. And then I want to done that stupid Lily. But I know what happened is you lost the best of three.

And then I think you're mad. And then you popped one more. I did. But I didn't know Nick stupid Lily But I know what happened is you lost the best of three and then I think you're mad and then you popped one more I did but I didn't know Nick was here. I had no idea. He started whistling That's why I got loud because he whistled past me. So I got loud. I don't know I think he needs to everyone needs to announce when they're here. I did Over shoulder when I got here, I think that's awesome. He looked over his shoulder when I got here. Who? You. I walked in, he looked over your shoulder. You walked to over here? No, I walked to the front door and he looked over his shoulder.

I noticed it. Dude, I swear to God. I had this whole thought. I went, maybe he thought I was Ludwig. No, I swear to God, I was playing and then you whistled to my left, which is where the set is, and I looked to my left. I look. It's weird to make it up.

I'm not trying. It's weird. It's weird I'd make it up. That's so fucking annoying. I-I-I- Look. It's weird to make it up. I'm not trying. It's weird. It's weird I'd make it up. That's so fucking annoying. You're the one who's late. Why is the late guy having the time of his life? He's having a heyday. I wait- I wait a lot of rules.

Yeah. I love the rules for that. You're the one that fucking gives a shit about the rules. Wait, this is what you do. You just deploy the Ludwig defense mechanism. It's the best! Just stop. I just saw you guys. Oh, am I the one who is late and told everybody I'm gonna be late in the chat and then everybody

waits for me? Oh, but I was in the chair first. Oh my god, it's so awful. I saw Slime have a crash out that he would against me, but I did it from Aiden's point of view. What happened? Like, I imagine what it was like to be you in the chair. Yeah.

He yells at me for calm issues because we were supposed to play games with Squeaks and Squeaks sent a fucked up message. Yeah, it was disgusting. Just like Finch's streamer classic authentic idiot message. It was like 11 squirts, but like in Squeaks's special Wu-Tang style. This is sad because Squeaks is like the holdout in my mind of like

he's a bastion of responsibility in a world of people who don't know how to do their laundry. Because his message was I'm free from 7 p.m. to midnight. When do you guys do you guys want to start in 30 minutes? And he said that message at noon. Yeah, essentially. And it was like, how do both of these sentences work together? Ludwig was confused.

And for a while I was like, for one, this is two AIs talking to each other and one of them is chat GP to and one of us chat GPT one. And I'm watching this and I'm like, this is so cute because now it's a little taste of your own. But the thing is, but the thing is, you know what I did is I got clarification and then I just showed up at the time. Do you know what you did? Oh, I'd make it hurt.

You crashed out on him. I make it hurt. You made it hurt on him. And he's not ready for that. You know what Squeaks's defense was? He went, I can't make a mistake. Yeah, I can't make a mistake. Have you ever heard Ludwig say that?

Without doing this? Not in his entire life. Without doing... That's what I'm going to start saying now. Doing Patrick Doran's fucking bald face. This is what I'm going to start saying. I let you guys tell this story, but truth is I already saw this as a YouTube clip. This whole interactive, this whole argumentous queues.

Are you a little YouTube clip viewer? And the reason this happened was I got on a plane a couple days ago, and I always forget to download something to watch before the plane ride. It's a short plan I think an hour so I was like well What can I do so I monkey on YouTube and I'm like what person could I watch for an hour? No, I'm like I'm for sure not gonna be disappointed. I was like I could watch a squeaks video I don't think I've ever watched one, but they're always on my front page So I watched one and now my whole algorithm is only squeaks. They know what you like.

It's only squeaks. It is so awesome how quickly the algorithm switches. Because they're like dead and you downloaded it. That's like cra- that's way crazier than a view. I was close to losing my algorithm to Asmongold. Oh! Why? It was scary.

Because of what we've been talking about. Yeah, you've been studying. I've been studying up. You've been studying the blade. You gotta learn from the greats. What's your room look like at home right now? I've been studying the blade. You got to learn from the greats. What's your what's your room look like? Oh, I'm right now. I've been getting trashy.

A little stinky. A little stinky with it. Dude, Ludwig, because he's you talked about changing your channel stuff to stream and stuff, right? And you've done it. Yeah, yeah. He's done. He's sitting on the couch. It was like a week ago or two weeks ago. And I can think about changing my YouTube channel.

And I was like, what? Like, yeah, I was like, can, what? He's like, yeah. I was like, can you explain? He's like, yeah. Who's the king of Twitch right now? I was like, Kaiss and that. And then it's like, yeah, like I like I wasn't supposed to say that. Yeah.

He's like, well, as been gold. Yeah. And then he said, who is a more emulatable king of Twitch? And I said, well, I don't know. You can emulate Kaiss and that pretty easy, I think. Yeah, you do it privately. Just refusing to engage with the premise. And then it was a small argument about whether or not Ludwig could chef it up like Kai.

Which the answer is no. See, and that's a different attitude, right? You know what Kai's magic is? What? Is that everyone wants to hang out with Kai? Nobody wants to hang out with me Squeaks this line by the hair to figure out when we're playing games That's not true anything and then Kai gets world famous artists. I spice would like you

I spice fuck with me, bro. The hell would you guys talk about? Yeah, I would. She'd ask you to see you see you in a tech. Would you like to see me or attack that color? And she she's like on her phone like, sure. OK, I'm wearing it. And then you said it's asmongold. And I was like, what?

And I threw my mouth a little bit and then I understood what you were trying to say is that the way that his channel operates on YouTube is like gets views cuz you were like dude I want to I talked about Jason the Ween's party and got 700,000 views on a fucking clip and I'm like I get it I see how the clippers went crazy on me for a bit and the clippers are going crazy on you But you you got your own Clippers and they're fucking sitting there playing with their damn PUDs. Well, no, now we're a full force.

It's like the Clone Wars. Oh, the PUDs are like Jango Fett. Are you winning? Cut off. We are. I think we're winning. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking go. I only get dished a Ludwin. So that's a good sign.

That's that's that's the winning. I think the I don't think you should have said the N word in front of Mark Phillips. But I didn't say the N word in front of Mark Phillips. What was it? Was it on the room? Hold on. The emphasis. I didn't say it in front of him. I'll try it again. OK. I didn't say the N word in front of him.

OK, right. OK. This is like that Tumblr post where it's two people saying full metal alchemist to each other at their wedding vows and they Yeah, you can emphasize every syllable of the word and make it different meaning differently and that's kind of beautiful When you get metal alchemist full metal alchemist that'll all right, this is real like this Yeah, I think it was just like a plane on the bit, it's playing on the bit of the breaks in the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the show does this. Man, that show blows.

What? Alright. That show blows. No, I don't want to... No, no, no. I don't want to talk. New Ludwig's here. I won't let this show devolve into anime discourse.

I won't... Yeah, it blows. Cool. We're in a chord. Is it? Does it blow? And they got the metal guy. It's too slow as hell.

They got so many recaps, bro. Isn't that every anime that ever existed in the planet? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But I don't have nostalgia for that one. We have to talk about Aiden, bro. What's the most fun with him?

I just want to clarify I haven't said the N-word in front of Mark Phillips. Okay. Okay. Okay, it's crazy that you had three tries at this. And I've nailed every one. Yeah, technically true. You really are Asmongold. Listen, Aiden, it's not about what he's done.

It's about what he would do. It's about what he's about to do. So we're going minority report on me now? Actually yeah. Okay, this is good. is good at length last night at a gathering you weren't invited we all hung out without Aiden and We I was thinking I was I was getting mad I had like a dream where Aiden freaked out you were in my dream you freaked out. I woke up really pissed off

I remember it. Do you want it? Do you want to remember it? Are you know it is no? I know what the discussion was about. I remember what I dreamed. No, I remember the dream. What was the dream? The dream was that you killed someone and Aiden instantly narc'd on you. Yeah. Yeah. It's that he killed someone in cold blood and you were there with him. And you were like, oh my God, oh God.

And then you called the police. Exactly what Aiden would do. Oh, fuck, dude. This is so fucking bad. Oh, too. Fuck, this is bad. What the fuck are you doing, dude? And you're like fucking crying and shit.

Yeah. And then you fucking basically you call the cops. It's happened for real. And we talked about what, whether or not you would actually do that for one. The answer is unanimous yes, even swift. But I think you shouldn't get a say. So let's move on. Yeah. And so my we started talking about what would happen if any of us killed somebody in cold blood

What would the others know the others do by the way? He was getting genuinely pissed off at the thought of you doing this in his dream, dude I was so mad because he was like cuz he had already convinced himself It's what you'd actually do which means you've pretty much already done it So him I guess it's like when you're you cheat on your girlfriend in their dream, right? I'm a scenario. All right, it's you and me be clear. You your girlfriend in their dream right give him a scenario all right It's you and me be clear. You're killing somebody in cold blood. Yes. Yeah, all right. Oh, okay, so now I'm in judge. It is not manslaughter. How do you ask her yet if it was in cold blood? Yes, maybe it was in

Actually, I understand that it's in cold blood right. Yeah. He's a witness to it. It's okay. We're hanging out with Who's the guy that you guys said that Alex paramotoring? Oh, we're hanging out with Graham Stevens. There's two Graham Stevens. We probably shouldn't name him if you're going to go into explicit ways, you're going to kill him. Why? Well, I think Alex would never kill Alex.

That's why I didn't like that. I think that's part of the issue is that it's never the exact one you used. He used it. Like you said, you said Alex is something really dumb and drives me crazy. I strangled him to death. Yeah, but he brought up Alex first. That's part of the issue is that it never was the exact one you used he used it You said Alex is something really dumb and drives me crazy. I strangled him to death. Yeah, but he brought up Alex first I just latched on to that I see but I want you to know I would never kill out That's the name of the Nathan stans stay okay. Happy birthday to him. Happy birthday stans also congratulations on your prego, baby Yeah, but you can't kill stans. He's got a baby. This is stans two months ago. He does not have a baby on two months ago. No come in his balls This is your own one coming his balls. No, he has none

He's a drain the crack the common is balls. It takes longer. It's Schrodinger's balls Oh, is the right until observed? Yes, okay So I get out with stans and he starts fucking yapping about some dumb shit. Okay. And I get really mad and then I take a cement block and I bludgeon him. And he's out. You're in the office. This happens upstairs. It takes four hits. No.

Come on. It takes one. It takes one clean hit. It's fun. It takes... I get in for three. I get in for three more. You get in for three more get in for three and Nick's here to Nick's no no Nick's not here this happens later Well, no one sees it. I see Stan's I see Stan's I go someone tried to kill Stan's I don't I need to make sure they're gone There's probably slime and I got cover and I Three more make him unrecognizable to his family. I have transferred his Street Fighter account to mine.

I am now his rank. You're like, fuck dude, oh fuck, I'm so fucking scared. You wet your pants. I wet my pants. And I'm like. A key circle forms. Don't think you should be doing it. This is what Aiden does. He goes, huh?

What? Stands shut. But here's the twist. I say, Aiden, I understand you're freaking out. I'll grab you by the shoulders. Like, hell, I Aiden, I understand you're freaking out. I'll grab you the shoulders. Exactly. I'm not going to hurt you.

Hold on. Listen, I found out Stan is a pedophile. Yeah. And that's why I did this. Is that in cold blood? Okay, it's not in cold blood. That's cold blood, right? No, that's still in cold blood.

It doesn't matter. You can't kill a pedophile because they are a pedophile. Why? Because that is not the equivalent punishment. Asmogold. Asmogold. We should give as an award, we should make them king of the whole world. Maybe we should give them a sponsorship. You should make them the president. We don't have. We don't do that. That's just not what's done. No, no. It's a black and white dichotomy where you either kill the pedophile or they become the president.

So I bludgeoned stands a pedophile with a cement block that we have That look that you know, it's so cool. But uh, it's whatever blood you want to call it Yeah, don't worry about just worry about your morals not like stands is a pedophile in this scenario. I'm there witnessing his execution Yeah, he's about to have a baby But the only info he does not produce no pregnancies, but way before this. Beautiful story though. It's way before all this. Also, he's like a pedophile, but he's about to be changed. You said in this scenario, it's all scenarios.

He's always a pedophile. He's not a pedophile. You're so hard to... Listen, the hypothetical. So I get mad at Stan, It's because I have reserved anger and I bludgeon him and you're freaking out. And I tell you, he was a pedophile. And I was like, I just leave the country.

This is not a known fact, he's just saying this. He's just saying this. He was a pedophile? He could be wrong. Within the context of me understanding that Anthony calls a lot of people pedophiles baselessly. But I don't kill anyone. What I'm curious about is this,

does this legitimately change what your actions are? Probably. Because if it doesn't, then it's irrelevant to pursue him. He's bloody. What I'm curious about is this does this legitimately change what your actions are problem Because if it doesn't then it's irrelevant to you. Okay, and he's bloody his face is unrecognizable His nose is on the back of his head. He's literally bashing and so I says hey, don't worry. He was a pedophile Do you believe him or do you call it fucking do start spinning your keys going? Malmo Doing the Swedish outfit that while he blushing stands. I can do better about that. Jagboar is Los Angeles. But I tell you, I gotta go to fucking Mexico. I gotta get out of here and go to Colombia.

We actually looked at the top five non-extraditable countries. There's some great ones. Our Google searches are fucked up. I'm going to Colombia. I gotta go Aiden. I'm fucking leaving. And I give you a kiss on the lips and I say I love you. And then you've been smeared on your face because he had bloody hands. And now the question Aiden is what do you do? Okay, my face smeared with blood.

Handprint on it. He's blood. He's ostensibly murdered pedophile stance. Yes. Yeah. And I and I have a choice. Yeah. Of reporting him to the police. Right. Or not. Right. Well, even if you choose not, you have to do something with the body.

So you have to go through all of it. But OK, hold on. Hold on. I want to make this easier because let's say this isn't at the office necessarily. It's somewhere where you could just go away and not have to handle it. Right. It's at the park and no one's there. Christian, I'll handle it even easier. He's definitely a pedophile. He's definitely a pedophile.

It was at the park. It's at the basketball park. Just you three. But you know what I'm saying? Like you don't have to like handle a body. You don't have to do any of that shit. Your job. You could just go back to the office and play Counter-Strike, which you probably are going to say. Is he an offending pedophile? Has he-

Dude, you have to get over the pedophile, you get no extra info. You get no more info. It's only his claim to be the pedophile. After murdering him. I've called a lot of people that, but I haven't killed anyone. But that's, you know, this is like, you know, your best friend. My best friend, who murdered pedophile stands allegedly Allegedly I probably look

You can't just bludgeon people to death man. Wow, okay. Oh, I see where you stand. So what do you do? I mean I can I it stands you know my good my good boy stands Do you bludgeon him? Your pedophile friend? My pedophile friend stands. So you bludgeoned him? You're a pedophile, Fred. My pedophile friend stands. So you call the police immediately? I think I have to call the police. Now let- now let's pivot. Let's imagine it's YouTuber- CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP CRIP C And you know I do I do what I do this one not a pedophile clip Was there's a claim just it's just you have to believe this out so many times. No

Yeah, if you call them pedophile you do I claimed it as a guess That's the same thing you just said it no What I'm looking for the proof. I think I'll find it. I think. Let's imagine it's a random person. A random person? Yeah, random person on 5-4. I definitely. Rich as fuck. I'd call it in. You'd call it in? If it's the person we just named,

that we've bleeped out a bunch to make this episode annoying to listen to, I would wait 30 minutes and then call. Would you? But your max is 30. Your max is 30. You'd wait 30 minutes and then call. But your max is 30. Your max is 30. You wait 30 minutes for me. You that's another you know, I'm happy with anything.

I give you I'd give you a shot. Because you're in Los Angeles County in that time. No, I'm it's the symbolism of it. No, he could get to like Burbank Airport, fly to like Tijuana. Maybe it'd be really tough. Swing at the clean. You have to like Tijuana, maybe. It'd be really hard. It'd be a tough swing. You'd have to clean. You'd have to be full of blood still. I ran through this hypothetical yesterday.

I told them I would also call the cops. I think I'd give them 24 hours, though. You 24. 24 motherfucking hours. That's enough to get out. Because that's my motherfucking slime. You know about the first 48. What's the first 48? You're if they can't solve it in the first 48, it's likely to go unsolved.

I gave the police 24. I gave them an entire TV show. Oh, coin flip. I live in Colombia for the rest of my life. And I missle and Nick said he'd never call. Oh, Nick said he never started a business. I could you bring cow missiles to Colombia. Yeah, I was in cocaine with your son, like Topgolf. Nixon, you could start a business. I could. You bring cow missiles to Columbia. Yeah. Cows in cocaine with your son, like Topgolf.

Come on, Niko. We're going to blow this motherfucker smithereens. That's an awesome idea. They make it like on top of an awesome casino. 24 hours. And I was like, you know what? That's OK. How far do you go so you don't call?

Oh, no, I don't call. They show up. They find the body. They find you at the scene of the crime. Are you an accomplice if you don't call? Yeah. So they bring you in. They question you. I'm in jail. I'm in jail for fucking smothering the motherfucker to death after he

I saw he was still breathing. They go. I see. I'm like slimed in some dirty work. I guess I'm involved now. I go over. Hand on the neck slowly. I'm like, shh, it's over now. Slowly drain life out of the body. I guess I'm involved now. I go over hand on the neck slowly. I'm like Over now slowly drain life out of the body Tell us what country he was going to for three years in prison. I don't know. I don't know country I don't know any country

Somebody in cold blood Call it in call it in call it in call it in call you're going to jail and you have terrible reason you terrible reason you God the worst fucking reason no he would have the best reason. No, he's the worst reason The worst reason you have the second First my counter-strike skin, so I killed him Nick's would be like I accidentally did arson and there was someone there, okay? And I didn't know they died so man slaughter it was all that it Call it a man slaughter on your friend out of four how old the person what if they're seven?

What if there's who cares what this accident? Even care they like oh accident accident. Oh the parents wouldn't go, oh accident. They'd see the billboard and go, accidentes. Accidentes. That's what I'd call, honestly. I've always just wondered what he could do. Yeah. Can you handle this one? Yesterday I saw the same font, and also a similar looking guy,

but it just said accident. I was like, are you the American version? He was a similarly dressed white guy. Okay, yeah, yeah. It's funny that accident is came first. Yeah. And then accident came later. All the white guys like, oh, that's what he was saying. This is the same billboard says, well, shiny. What's the what's sweet James in Chinese?

OK, so so Nick, what is is the true Rider Di. Full cover Rider Di. He's full covers and the cops come to him and he's like, I don't know any countries, why you got necklaces? Yeah, and then I get out and I'm fucking taken care of. You are taken care of. I'm taken care of. You're not taken care of.

How are you taking care of? I wake up with the Cali cartel. He starts a booming cow RPG. I know. Fine, fine, I'd let you get off in this magical world where you're friends with the cartel. He starts a booming cow RPG Fine I'd let you get off in this magical world Nick this hypotheticals like my girlfriend does bro. They're all bullshit Oh, you think girls lie? Yes, and I think you're talking about your hypothetical and you go Yeah, I would just not narc on you and I also would go to prison and I'd probably get out and marry a hot beautiful woman

And then I would save his school children all realistic. That's his hypotheticals like hypothetical I think it's okay to assume that if you cover for a guy, I go to Columbia rename slime to slimeland I'm gonna take care of it everyone sleeps in closets now cool Cool, this is awesome Look the the the government's gonna seize all my assets, okay, but he's he's he's smart Why you're taking why why the government sees all your ass ass because I covered for a goddamn murder They're not corrupt yeah, you even listen to Vinnie Paz once or any awesome

They do to us Who you mean us? You know you mean us we meet us Greek people Wyant I don't believe in anything you say cuz you're in Chevy branded Greek people? YNs You can't say that I don't believe in anything you say because you're wearing Chevy branded Tims Fucking Tims

You have the Chevy logo on your Tims That's crazy They're not Tims and it's so cringe It's a cringey thing Nick's done in years It's call them Tims? I didn't call them Tims, that's so misleading I said one of those Nike Tim's I know they're Nike's Guys cuz that I think is a weak argument

Why? If I saw a big swoosh and said what are those Tim's I'd be I'd be throwing for the curling team It's like saying I didn't call Slime a pedophile. I just walked in the room and I said, what is he a pedophile? Yeah, it's like that. That's really funny. I'm going to start doing that.

Look, look, there's no... Is there no tipping point, nothing I could do that would that would invalidate our friendship? Because there clearly is. You know what I think- There would be a line I could cross that would you be like, Yeah, he's betrayed my trust. And I feel like- No, I think you could do literally anything as long as you didn't do it to me.

I could do anything? He kills Zipper too? That's doing- that's happening to me too. That's- why does that happen to you? That's a personal thing. Agreed? Mmm. Well, so then should not-

I'm gonna- I'm gonna have to fucking- What if he kills Alex? to look at those Alex and like or I guess Batman, huh if he kills Alex Alex is like like zipper three to me kind of you know so you just don't care for stans. I'm saying that like Why don't know stans middle name? Right does anyone here know his middle name? Lopez I hate to say it, he's right. Stans Lopez Stans. Nathan Lopez Stans? Yes.

They're from Yuma. It'd be so cool to see Stans in the George Lopez intro. Like just one of them. With all the George Lopez cast, but one of them is Stans. He's turning around, holding his arms. I'm saying, when I say it happened to, I mean like, George Lopez cast but one of them is this I'm saying when I say it happened to me I mean like like okay if if Aiden goes into a fucking bank and kills the teller in cold blood and takes the money and runs

What's not gonna happen? I mean, he's just gonna be a crime that doesn't if you kill someone I love I have personal beef with Him now it's different but me killing the bank teller in cold blood doesn't you're still my homie after what if he what? But I'm paying you back for the homie years by giving you- By not calling it in By giving you leeway Wow By giving you leeway

Interesting He shoots the cow RPG at a school Mmhmm For disabled children Now hold on is the school- what's the school mascot? The school mascot is uh Cavalier It's not close enough to cow Yeah Cause I can see the confusion Cause if it was a cow mascot you'd be like I see the line of reason The school mascot is a cavalier. It's not close enough to cow. Yeah.

Because I could see the confusion. Because if it was a cow mascot, you could be like, I see the line of reason. Cow! Because he might have read, cows are here. Right. And then. Yeah, no.

Aidan's defense to you goes, bro, I really didn't know that was a school. And then when you go to the scene of crime, it's just like, it's big words. It says, school for young disabled children. Yeah. And it's like huge. And it's blinking.

But I only looked at the cow. And Aidan's like huge and it's like blinking. I only looked at the cow. And Aiden's like, I just saw the cow. It's like a neon sign. It's like an X on a cow. Yeah, there's a sign in the extra that says no cows for a hundred square miles. And you're asking what I do. You're saying, yeah, I'm saying would you narc on him or would

you be like, dude, no worries, man. I get it, bro. We've all been there. Does he have his headphones on? He said the n-word after shooting it Everything we talked about I would do With an RPG on his shoulder? Uh, no, I cover. That's crazy, that's crazy. Well, do you not?

I don't cover. I run into the school, I save all the kids. Yeah, there's no- And I fuck the lunch lady. See, it turned into a Nick on the dangle. What? No, I don't do that! Someone has to do that. I fucked a lunch lady You litigated this whole thing in your in your previous nights dream and I missed game night. Yeah, I missed game night. I We played games Yeah, the games are fun. No, you're fun. I was it a game night. I missed game night. I... Oh, we played games. Yeah, the games were fun. The games were fun.

Was it a game night? Yeah, we played a lot of games. I left before, so I don't know what they were doing. You just talked about Slime's Dreams? We went to Deco Deco. And we made little crafts, bitch. And I crafted a phone case. This week, I walked by Deco Deco, and there was two boyfriends outside waiting for their

girlfriends. Wow. And I look inside, I'm looking at them. I see just two women inside. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. and there was two boyfriends outside waiting for their girlfriends. Wow. And I look inside, I'm looking at them, I see just two women inside working on their crafts. And then I look at them and I was like, hey, you guys checking this out? And they're like, yeah, we're just waiting for our girlfriends.

I'm looking at a huge empty room. I was like, you could just go wait inside or sit next to them. Because the inside's gay. When we were there yesterday, there was a guy there with his wife and his daughter. And he's on the phone. He's loudly like, yeah. Making crafts. Taking like an hour.

No, it was worse than that. He's like, it's taking like two hours. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? Yeah, don't leave. Don't leave. He's saying stuff like that. He's trying to hit the bar before they stop having a little.

Yeah, I'm fucking, bro. I fucking hate. And he's just doing it the bar before they stop having a little... That's so funny, bro. Yeah, I'm fucking, I fucking hate it. He's just doing it loudly for the wife and kids. Yes, he's fucking bedazzling some shit, I don't know. He was kind of nice though, he's like, yeah, it looks nice. No, they got a lot of beads. Swords and stuff.

If I was more comfortable with myself, I might even join in. Yeah, I might even like make something or something, I don't know. And it got cool, but you know, I overpress masculinity issues. You know what's kind of funny is that the word root, the way Australians use it is different than most of the world. How do they say it? They use it for a different. What does it mean? Oh, like definitionally, they say it definitely.

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The beam thing? Cause I was just like, yeah, this part's fun too. But I was like, this part's the worst. The beam thing is when you're done with your Deco Deco stuff, you have to put all your individual beads back and then you gotta remember where you got them all from when they're so tiny.

The issues are beads. You can't pull extra. That's the real issue. Like I initially, I thought pull all the beads you want, then use what you were using. Exactly what I did. But you can't pull extra, that's the real issue. Like I initially I thought pull all the beads you want then use what you use. Right, that's exactly what I did. But you shouldn't do that. You just pull what you want when you want it. What am I an artistic genius?

I know exactly how many beads I need. He just needs a canvas full of beads. But the canvas is there, you just have to walk. Eww. Eww. I think you need to hire a beadman. Yeah. Mmm. What if Deco need to hire a beadman. Yeah. Mmmmm.

Literally someone. What if Deco Deco had a beadman? I'm just someone there the whole time to put beads away. I was saying we pay 400 grand for a from China bead sorter. You dump them all in, it's like... The problem is you can do that and it doesn't cost that much but it's by weight. I feel like it would cost... That's so many different types of beads.

It would cost so much for that many beads. But if it if it's hariffs And the dams. Don't forget about the hariffs. They're brutal. Dude Um What was I gonna say about Deco Deco for Goron? You didn't come so you're not gonna say shit. Dries should do a set there bro Dude, yep, there'd be fucking ten people and it'd be all through this office Getting lit at Deco Deco. That'd be so cool.

Oh, Driz's playing? Driz would make it suck in that play. He's, I think, I haven't listened to him. Yeah, you haven't. I think he's a bad DJ. He's not. I think he's just... He's a learning DJ.

He's a learning DJ. I guess you have to fail. You kill Shake, I let you go. Bwaah. Whaa. My god. Hahaha. MAGEE! Hahaha.

Yeah, I, I, uh, I really, that really did happen. I really did have a dream where you freaked out and I got mad. Uh, I- You know what else though? I think it's if you freak out, I will get way more mad. If you're chill about it and you're like, I gotta call the cops. I gotta call the cops. I'd be like, that's fair.

Yeah. But I think what I realize, if I, if you're chill about it, you're like I gotta call the cops. I'd be like that's fair Yeah, but I think what I realized if I if you're like freaking out. Yeah, and like crying Yeah, you have big headphones on I probably get really mad. Okay, I kill you too. I had a dream last night I was in a kitchen and you know one of those flip out Cabinets kept hitting me in the face and it hits me like three times and then I woke up and I realized that my girlfriend was just elbowing me in the face. Really? Yeah. Like sleep elbowing? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, she was just... that doesn't count. So what'd you do about it? I called her in. I said there's a domestic disturbance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please come.

OK, let's change the scenario. What if your girlfriend was the one who killed someone in cold blood? Oh, and you know, she had a dog. She's like, he's not even a fucking pedophile. I just didn't like how he fucking hangs out here. You know, she had a bad if you choose. If you call her in, she killed. She killed a man at a kid's park

Cuz she thought he was too close to the park and had a weapon on him upon killing him He had no weapon. He was just a guy walking in the park Bro if you don't call that shit, you are a motherfucker. I have to call it in This is only in the high yes, you did something wrong I like a world where I have to adhere to have a full understanding That the kill is in cold blood that the that the there was nothing to Warrant it me. I would have gotten rid of the body. Why is killing a pedophile still not so cold blood What does cold blood mean am I misinterpreting it? I think you you guys all understand cold I just means you fuck somebody with intent to kill them

I feel like we're using cold blood as if it's a legal thing Cold blood is just intent? Cold blood means that you do it in no reciprocatory way What? So there's nothing, they haven't done anything to you that is causing you to retaliate. I'm trying to put myself in the mindset marked by premeditation. That's very different.

That's way different. Yeah. So it's more like she saw that guy at the park. She's like, I'm going to kill that guy. That's not cool. No, that's not even that's not. So that's still not cold blood, because that wouldn't be premeditated if it was just fucking day of like that. Is premeditation if you premeditated? What the fuck? I think if you see someone and kill them that wouldn't be premeditated if it was just fucking day of like that is premeditation if you Kill them that's not premeditated. No, she said the next day. I'm gonna kill that guy. That's that's premeditated

Yeah, it's what I saw 24 hours has to pass Like a lizard does it presumably you think about killing even if you decide a minute before but that's not premeditated So there's some line where it becomes premeditation Yeah, you could premeditate like I saw that guy on the street an hour later. You're like, I'm going to kill that guy an hour later. Right. You're trying to describe some arbitrary amount of time.

If you made some plan to do it. I think it's if you did it, if you're deciding in the interaction with them, then that's not premeditated. So if she's at the park and he's there and then she decides to kill him and then just kill them. We just walk up on this guy and in that moment she decides to kill him. I don't think it's that quick Courts recognizing premeditation can occur in mere seconds. Go fuck yourself Well, so long as the decision to kill was made intentionally with forethought. Yeah with mere seconds. Look, it's just if

the way I genuinely look at this is if If the way I genuinely look at this is if somebody does that in a condition that is not related to self-defense it's like a huge fracture of I Don't know of my value. Yeah, I almost think I think it's an L in a way. It's Loki an L I think it's a high key a W. Is it a red flag of my girl Murder man, so one one L is worth more than a thousand dubs Wow, so you're saying cuz two dubs makes an L. Yeah, two dubs wait two L's make it up Do you know what I tell her? That all this happens? She's gonna be furious with you. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine It's fine. It's fine. It's fine

She is a rational girl It's fine. I'll put it in my headphones. She is irrational. I'll put it in my headphones. She thinks I'm an ace. AO3, you're mad at me because you think you should be able to kill somebody? Yeah. I just think I should be able to get away with it if you still only want to do. Sure, sure. I'd call it in though. Also, guys, I'll bring it up in the primo. It's a primo conversation. But she gave me intel. You're in trouble. I'm not in trouble primo. It's a primo conversation. Oh, but she gave me Intel you're in trouble

I'm not in trouble Context was in the primo and we bring it up again. There's nothing to litigate here. Oh I guess that's why you're reacting like that. I Oh, oh, there's something I guess that's why you're reacting like that I don't know any of this. I'm just They didn't write a cute little note on my Starbucks cup, so it is......time. Well, now maybe the last one meant something. Like, I thought.

You know, it's a guy named Edwin. I see him a lot of the time. It was a guy who wrote... He's really cool. And Edwin has boobs? Well, he's a big guy. I like Edwin, though. Come on. Good enough for me.

He always has a good head. Where were you, man? Last night? Yeah. I was busy. You're busy. Well, he was busy. That's enough questions.

This is awkward. That's enough questions. Please. I'm realizing now that I just did a game night the previous night for my girlfriend's birthday, and now we're not doing a decom, and I'm tired from basketball, so I just decided not to go. night the previous night for my girlfriend's birthday and now we're not doing decom and I'm tired from basketball so I just decided not to go. That was a lot of words for no good reason at all.

You just sat at home? No, no, no he was here. No, I played Counter-Strike with Adam of Adam's Smash series. You skipped? And then I, well, and then I, and then I got Got it. And then I did some work on some home stuff. That I've been putting up. You skipped to play Counter-Strike. To- to do two things, but-

Pfft. Yeah, there's more. There's other- Yeah, there's also home stuff. There's also home stuff. Yeah, I can't- okay, I did- I'm just picking out stuff and buying stuff for the home renovations. I got the invite- I think this is fair. I think this is fair as long as you don't expect to ever be invited ever again till you die.

That's not fair. That's an equal trade-off, no? Is it not? Okay, one, one, he bailed on the plans that we made to go to the thing. That's not true. That's the thing that I'm not part of. I also, I said- because I understood that I had already made plans to do work, and I'm like, oh, I probably can't go to that thing because I need to do the work. I said five and then he messages me, he's like, what about 5.30? He's like, I had to do work and I'm like oh I probably can't go to that thing because I need to do the work. I said five and then he messages me he's like what about 5 30 and I'm like I had that's not what I said. I had to do hard five. By the way this is not what happened. I hadn't checked my whole night. Guys, guys we can't do the late thing. It's not interesting. We can't do the late thing. We gotta talk about uh more interesting things that happened to us like how we crafted the other night. I don't know how mine was really good and Shake's was really bad. I didn't ask him to move the i30.

Wait, Shake made something? He did, yeah. Shake? He made a picture frame. Shake made it like AI would make it. Yeah, like seven fingers on it. It was tough. Wait, what'd you say?

He made it like AI would make it. Oh, like AI. Yeah. Yeah, he's not a really creative. He doesn't have an eye for it. What did he do? Big picture frame. He made a big picture frame to put a picture of his cats in and then he just put like

Thousand charms on it. What do I think? Photo is gonna get into that frame. They could ever a photo ever gets in that frame I think it's a photo in that frame for sure. You think so? Mmm, no He bring the frame to get air bro. You can get frames God was just beats only Did he bring the frame to Deco Deco? Get it there bro. You can get frames? I thought it was only Beed. Oh my god. He thought it was just Beed's only?

He thought it was just Beed's. I thought it was just Beed's. The customer walks in and then they go, what do you do here? And then they go, unfortunately you have to bring something. So you just have to leave sir. I'm seeing the business problem. You have to leave but we have Beed from when you're back. Oh but Deco doesn't have fucking AirPod 4's.

They don't have AirPod 4's. Yeah you're rich man, we get it bro. Yeah you're breaded and you have AirPod 4's bro, we get it bro. Dude tell em goat, yes bitch. Oh that's so awesome how fucking rich you are bro. You're the world's best bread I've ever had. Tell em goat. Yeah you and Cinn are both bro.

But both what? What you just said. We're rich? No I got more bread than you'll ever have. What Ludwig said to Cinn is, I got more bread than you'll ever have. Oh. Wait, what Ludwig said to Sin is I've lost more bread than you'll ever get. That's hard as fuck. Which Loki isn't true because she has mad subs. I don't know. It might be true.

I don't think she's laughing. I don't know, bro. I've lost a lot. She's laughing. She's laughing, Ludwig. It's funny because you think money comes from subs, though. No, she does brand deals. I think.

Sina's been a big streamer for like a year, right? No, she makes a great amount. She really shot out. I pinged her in our Discord to see if she still reads. She does. She replied immediately. Isn't that funny? Oh, shit.

She still remembers her damn roots. I just heat checked her. Sina. She only has 2, roots. I just heat checked her. Sinna. She only has 2500 subs? That's not right. That's not right. That's not right.

That's beast mode. That's not actually cheating. Go off Stan's channel. Go to Sinna's. Damn, Sanch is about to catch up to her. Wait, Stan's got 2500 subs? I don't know. It was a joke.

No, that's good. He's at like 800, 900 I think. Same as me. And I stream once every two weeks. Don't say it like that But that was rude what was rude the Adding the how much you stream after doesn't he doesn't shill if he shilled he'd be Shills quite a bit It's taken it's weirdly enough I a bit. Stans is taking it. It's weirdly enough.

I'm going to stand up. Stans is taking too much. You're going to call them a pedophile. That was you. I did. And I would do it again. Oh, does it count as Stans real estate of the episode? If it's you calling him a pedophile, I don't feel like it's a real estate that he was real.

He's going to fucking react to this shit for a fucking third channel. He's going to get it. He's going to pay it back. Just because I called him a pedophile like 70 times, I used up all the bar that it doesn't matter if I did it. I still can say, hey, we, you know, did a lot. So you're saying you don't need any meter. He's saying he can reflect on us going too far,

even though he's the one who used all of our goodwill. It wasn't too far. It was too much. And that's different. That's not different. It literally is different. How is that different? Too far is like the idea of a line being crossed. Like if I called Stan a YN.

Isn't too much just another line? Yeah, it's just another line. Too much is like it's simply an amount. We don't differentiate like that. We do as human. We have human in this room. We do as human. It's human. We have human in this room and nobody in speech.

No, he's kind of right. It has a slightly different meaning. It just it you use someone. That's too far. Or that's too much. It's the same. I think it's like that's too much. It's like it's like you're playing into the bit early.

You're trying too hard. That's too much. I don't know how far you would say it. That's too much. Stop. That's too much. Can't keep calling pit pedophile Accent that you couldn't say is that all this is what Europeans say and then you say anything in that accent Yeah, it is a free square All right, I want you all to just dance the night away

Would you guys go to a club with me? Yeah once Once i'll do anything once. Okay, go to club. What club you want to go to? I want to go Oh, I can do anything with some strip club. No strip club They're sad They're not happy places. No strip club. They're sad. They're not happy places. No, we get lit, man. Have you ever been to one?

I don't think they're awesome and full of like that. What? You wanted me to go to the club. Hey, for audio listeners, Aiden has his hat on sideways now. Yeah. And it looks kind of fun. Yeah, it looks like why it's kind of working. He looks like Austin Reeves. Have you been to his club? No. Yeah. Yeah.

Makes sense. But you just want to go to a regular club. Honestly, I just want to hang out with you at night time. Why? I want to get bottle service now, and I want we're not going to drink any of them. And then we just keep ordering more bottles and then we get all the bottles in the club and we build a little fort at our table. And then when girls try to come, we say, get out, get out.

Fuck out. Fuck out. This is our fort. I thought for made of Alize. I wonder if they stop you. I mean, I guess you're paying them. But they might. Well, the thing is, if you're not cracking the bottles, they get them back. Yeah. No, I'd sign a contract.

I say you can't get these back. I don't bring these home with me, but you never touch these. If you touch these, I fucking come for you. These stay as the fort. And then this is the fort where I show up. Wait, so if I had said last night, I'm using my one time because you've never done Deco, you would have come out? No. You wouldn't do a one time there? Surely you've used your one time with him.

No, no, no, not my one time with him. I get if he's never done something, he'll do something once. Here's why. That's what I mean. Here's why I wouldn't, because I told you beforehand that I had to go and I left an insane mess in the office and it would have been super rude to just leave it because I probably would have been too tired. It was a genuine busy.

This is it. Yeah. I'll back him up before he left. Yeah, because you were here the whole time. So you have insight. I was in a recon situation. I think I did pick up a nice van. Race Aiden deserves grace on this one. Why picked out a nice vanity?

We were in cahoots. What we were in cahoots, me and him made plans, and then we fucked up our plans and then we had to change our plans. We're a team. And if he killed somebody, I'd probably not call the cops at all. But whatever. That's just what I would do. But I want you to know that he deserves a little grace on this one. Anyway, I left a giant mess in the office. That's true. And I was like, if Yingling comes in here in the morning and sees he's gonna shit his pants He would have. He would have. He would have. And then he would have been upset because it was PC related And then he would have gone on some fucking rant about Anthony in PCs. Yeah, I did break one. He was mad at me, too

It's always some shit. He's always so high stride. That one was different. That one. That one is me trying my hardest That one was... That was a sponsor PC we had waited six months for and we needed for something and we finally got it. We didn't need it. You're adding flavor. No flavor added. I don't have to put any stank on this. It was just a PC that we were thinking about using vaguely. Dude okay now I don't know who to believe because you're saying it meant something and you're doing the thing where you're like, it like maybe was even like an operational PC.

Like, even though we don't need it. Like I could I stream from the office. We didn't need it. Aiden is going, yeah, we do silently. We didn't need it. This is so much before GM. It's not like we need to bring a GM either way. Everyone talks about PCs like it's Legos.

That's what you do. They are. They're not. They are Legos. Because you just broke the Lego. Yeah. But you can't break a Lego. You and Christian FaceTime me. And it's just the two apes in Zoolander just like banging on a fucking PC. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. Oh, yeah. They're pretending to be. Yeah.

That's how good their acting was. You thought they were apes on my channel. They were chimpanzees. Yeah. They just yeah, yeah. That's how good their acting was. Yeah, yeah, you thought they were ace on that. They were chimpanzees. Yeah, they do FaceTime me and I'm like, yeah, I can't really see anything. Can you turn the camera? And Christian's like, OK. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you should probably

be able to take that out. The cool thing about a Lego is when you go like this, it eventually goes in and it's all fine. But if you do that with a 5090 GPU, then all the prongs go fuck and it die. It's just crazy. I guess you applied that very literally, you know? Yeah, I tried.

Right. And it didn't do that. Yeah. And I heard, and then the wires came out frayed. Okay. And it's such an expensive graphics card. No, but the graphics card didn't have to be replaced. Cause they've thought about this.

They have a plastic like seating device that you put the graphics card in that goes into the computer, and that's where the prongs are. So the graphics card itself is like perfectly fine. They're built like catalyzed. It's that little piece of plastic that's like 20 bucks or whatever

that had to get replaced. Yeah, well you messed it up and then everyone was mad at you and then Kelby was mad at me and I'm like, dude, I gave you advice without charging you. You would normally charge? I would normally charge. Wow. I do want to build a PC. Why?

From the ground up. You want to build one that you've done yourself for the first time? Yeah. think it's gonna be rewarding and it's not you did it. I've done it. Yeah rewarding no, it was not why not you to use your computer I You do it and then you just go like I feel like I did it wrong And then you have like a problem two months and you're like that's probably cuz I built it. Yeah Wow, I don't have the I find the joy in the process. The only time I ever the very first PC that I owned and built I got to I went through like a Hong Kong like three level computer store to pick out all my parts that was the most

fun because then exactly that happened. I built it. I fucked it up a bunch. It was broken for a while and the trial and error was not enjoyable of putting it together. I like the trial and error. But picking out the little pieces is fun. Trial and error is tilting. It took me four weeks to fix my toilet because I had to go through so many flappers. Flappers? Wait, so many different ones?

Yeah. Wait, what? What was the wrong length? No, it's like my toilet's fucked up and the basin is too close to like the the giant black thing What the plunger? That's cuz you wanted to be a handyman. You just called a man I could have you call a man, but I'm tired of calling the men. I don't I do my own laundry Well, you just switched that up recently. I do my own laundry and I fold my own laundry. Wait, what do you call the? Okay. Well, we do you call the OK?

Well, we don't need to clap. Well, you just said something is not should I not correct? Yeah, but you used to pay a lot of money. You used to shit yourself. You used to shit yourself in your pants. You know he is. You guys are like, yeah, they're fucking me. Ludwig's like kind of not on edge at all.

And then you say one thing about his laundry and he gets his teeth out like a little while. You just bring up that I used to do something you used to shit yourself. You used to shit yourself too. I know and I don't bring it up for you so don't bring it up for me. See what I'm saying?

Is this not fair? What happened to him this morning? We can go off of stuff. How about we use things that we- You used to shit yourself too, buddy. We used to. You're not out of this. How about stuff we've done in the last year? Why don't we go off of that?

Sure. Seems like a fair time frame. The shit yourself still works here. Dude, I would love Aiden shit his white pants right now. Oh my God, tell everyone. Yeah. I would tell. Don't.

No, don't. If a brown thing came, it'd be so awesome. The coolest thing he ever threw up. Oh my God. It's like that, I think it was like a judo round, a jud judo match and this guy's in a gi and he shits his pants, dude It's a great clip. It's really hard. I've been shitting myself. No, I've been not myself. I've been shitting so much I started eating like seven fruits a day Yeah, I love trying to go for I eat like two apples and six dates a day. Do you like that?

I do cuz fibers running through you. I eat like two apples and six dates a day. Do you like that? I do cause- That fiber's running through you? It runs bro. Damn. They don't tell you. I need more fiber bad. Yeah, they don't tell you that like awesome Dunkin Donuts keeps it all in there. Like glue.

Plugs it. And then the apples don't plug. So you're having like diarrhea Ludwig? No, no, no. I'm just shitting like three times a day. Just like three normal shits. But it's like normal and- Soft baby poop. You're told me you're shitting three normal solid ones a day. Yeah. Yeah That's impressive. Three a day? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Goddamn, that would be honestly that would be like Christmas for me And so if I did judo and I like had a match I could imagine it would hit me Dream con yeah, if I was doing dream come dream come volleyball volleyball, I'm close. I'm like, oh, no. Did you play basketball again? No, I got cut. I was a DEI cut. Oh, why were they posting your score card on Twitter? It was just a random person on Twitter, bro. That's really fucking.

It was fucked up, bro. Last year, I played in basketball at DreamCon. I got seven minutes played, three rebounds, zero turnovers, zero points and pretty good stat line. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, three rebounds. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Tyrese Halliburton, like no turnovers, zero points and pretty good stat line. Yeah, pretty good. Three rebounds. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Tyrese Halliburton, like no turnovers.

Like I'm in that game. And then this year I'm like, I'm like, you know, I'm telling Mark. I'm like, I'm going to DreamCon. He's like, hell yeah. And then basketball gets announced. I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah. And they announced a roster. I'm not in it.

That's so so you didn't like ask to be in basketball. You just kind of hope that you know, I just wasn't in it. And then the next day I got a DM from Leland, who's an RDC, and he goes, Yo, you got a dream come on. I'm like, yeah. And he's like, cool, I want to do volleyball. Oh, that hurt. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I have you down for both volleyball, pickleball, cricket. Yeah, they they they fucking.

And then everyone called me the D.I. hire the volleyball team. That's so. And I am the only white guy on the team. I'm also fragging out. Did you put a point? I was nasty. OK. I was an out of real talent.

All right, white girl. I know. And that was the worst part is I fucking lived up to expectations. Was it indoor or beach? It was indoor. You needed to use it. Bust down stereotypes by being absolutely dogshit at volleyball. That's what I thought. I was like, maybe I should be bad.

But then Sina really just clogged that space up of being bad. We didn't see. She played. She played. She played volleyball. Like in school and shit. Oh, no. Like in her. No, she's done no sports. Oh. Me, her and QT did the hundred hits.

Oh yeah, how'd it go? We got it. That's shocking, cause she didn't hit one. It took a while. That she didn't hit one here. Has DreamCon been around a while? I think they're on year four maybe. Oh, okay.

But then 30,000 people show up. That's damn. Does REC own it? Yeah. That's cool. I don't know if I have like if it's a hundred percent or what But shades of saw con there's maybe there's not enough room at the table for any more cons. No, I mean the thing about Dream cons that's not like already see con It's all it's it's all makes sense to me. Yeah, it's not like you show up and it's true You're there just for the YouTube group. Wait, isn't it it I'm sure a lot of people show up and they might not

even watch RDC what is a con for I guess I don't know this con is for anime lovers okay so it's like anime expo yes it's basically anime expo of Texas for primarily black people you said that the other day on stream and I was like, that's a funny thing for Ludwig to say. It's the self. Why? Okay. Why do you go? What? Like-

Well, the motherfucker's got a network. I'm not saying you shouldn't- That's crazy. I'm not saying you shouldn't go. I'm more asking, it's like, I feel like it's a celebration of like black creators and people in the space. And I'm looking it's like, oh, it's already seen. Like we are low.

And then it's a lot of what? I mean, it's a bit of a is it like a is it chill? Like it's like gamer of the year. Ha ha. Like kind of scenario. I'm sorry. Do you go around to black players and then you go, why are you here at Anime Expo? No, obviously not.

No, it's different. You understand what I'm asking. I don't understand. You're the one who, you didn't say Anime Expo is the white version. You're the one who prefaced the event. I would argue Anime Expo is the white, Hispanic and Asian version.

What the fuck are you talking about? So much worse, so much worse. That was exclusionary of a group. No, it sounds like black people are not allowed. That's what it sounds like. I'm telling you, they only allowed so like white, Asian, Hispanic, Native American. You understand what I'm asking. Yeah, I am sure.

This is a convention. I go. That is a celebration, I assume, of like black content creators and black people in the anime space. But it's not exclusionary. I'm not saying it's exclusionary, but it's- I didn't see- Anyone's welcome. Are they inviting you? Yeah, I'm not like showing up and they're like, Uh, I guess you can do badge pickup here. Okay, that's honestly, that's kind of what I thought.

No. I thought you were just kind of showing up like you were getting involved last minute like the Kendrick Lamar live show. Why is Ludwig from video games and DreamCon? The Kendrick Lamar is maybe an example of this. Yes! But the DreamCon is not. If they, look, if like RDC invited you, it makes more sense to me. It's just funny because you're like one of the only white guys there, so I thought you were just kind of like, I'll go.

They invited him to play volleyball like a Shen Yun performance. performance. I think of you and do the whole Shen you think as well. I was invited personally. OK, by Mark. No, that's great. Mark was Mark. And that's cool. Yeah. Who's Mark?

Mark Phillips. He's like the guy. The part of RDC. The guy even I know, because he he's like G.O's like god and Tekken plays really taken Yeah, but it was it was noticeable cuz they did keep calling me the DEI guy and then and then I forget who someone's like Yeah, you're one of the good ones How's it feel motherfucker?

Fucking feel don't say it was great. It's great. I was like, thank you. Thank you Actually, I've never heard that if you guys ever just want a clear example of power structures and how they affect people no I like that I like being called one I'm happy I was pleasant to be around guys well three two you I'll talk to you guys sure you know everyone knows that the underwear is the MVP of clothing. It's the penis of the man. It's the penis of the clothes that the man wears. Oh!

Last night I went to Shroud's pool party and I left my underwear there and I'm mad about it. Why? And are you wearing any now? No, I'm actually butt ass naked because I left it there. Well I have something for you, Lud. I don't know how I fix this problem. I know normally when I try to suggest you underwear products,

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What did you do? I mean, I flew in and flew out same day. I actually hit a PB. Houston, George Bush, George W. Bush International Airport PB. In at 9.05, in my seat at the airport, 9.11. Whoa. So you went to George Bush Airport in your seat at 9.11.

Right. Yeah, that's a real story. No, no, no. I got in the airport at 9 0 5 and I got in my seat by 9 11 o'clock until you took me six minutes from out the Uber into the seat. That is kind of crazy. This is phenomenal. This is like a Ludwig thing that he keeps track of that normal people don't. And what are George Bush International Airport on the way back then? On the way back. Yeah, I didn't know he got an airport. He got an airport, yeah.

I think Loki he shouldn't have. Wait, wait, he's the governor of... No, no, no, look... When was he given the airport? Yeah. Is my question. You know, like, George, are you talking about H.W. Bush? No, no, George W.

George W. Bush. So what happened on his watch, he gets an airport? Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't we give him like a Dunkin' Donuts? New Bush or old Bush? New Bush, George W. Yeah, yeah, why don't we give them like a dunking dough? I'm sure old bush new bush George W. Yeah, right. All right. It also old bush didn't even get reelected There's no way you'd get an airport. Well. He was ahead of CIA. I think yeah, he wouldn't get an airport Should not be given anything to do with the planes. That's what I'm trying to say. It's weird It's a weird thing to give him why cuz it happened on his on his watch. But for seven years it didn't happen again.

It happened really once. Shame on you. Yes. It happened really once. The only reason I'd say he shouldn't have gotten it is not because it happened on his watch. It's because he never killed Osama seven years after. It's crazy how long it took. Yeah. Obama did it. I know that's crazy

I like you say they did it Like Obama was in fucking Navy SEAL gear just he's jumping out of the car What a flash it was funny cuz we mean QT watched the Netflix documentary about 9-eleven and we're talking about a bit but Obama got in the office and it's a bunch of CIA directors. And they're like, yeah, Obama got in. And he's like, double down. So we double down. And I was like, OK, I'm sorry.

So when George Bush was in, what was the director? He's like, hey, go easy on him. He's more of a misunderstood type of fellow. Take your time on this one. We don't know if we did it. Oh, man. He's got an airport, man. And I have six minutes, bro.

Well, that's great. I'm glad his airport run so efficiently. I still think Lubbock should have an airport. I said it a long time ago, but I've been saying this. I think we can get one is what I found out. Well, yeah, like a tiny, yes. We get a tiny airport. Yeah. Do something in your fucking life.

I just don't think it's worth because the airport would be so tiny that the people who act like the only would it be cool if I. It feels like a training airport. Hmm. I don't like a fucking. Wait, you can teach people to land. Don't shrug. I know what it is he shrugged. The business we're going to make money.

I have an instructor. I have an instructor. You and I. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who did I know? Corwin. Oh, does Corwin teach? Yeah. Yeah. Could he teach someone? Could he teach me how to fly? He teaches us to fly. Yeah, let's fly. Can I fly with him? You just keep asking it like I can't.

Oh, yes. Like the more the more we go here, the less serious I think you are. Because I actually thought you're serious. I'm your copie. No. Let I be your co-pee? No. Why? Let him be your CP. Let him be your CP. I'm, first off, there's CP on the plane.

Well, usually there has to be. There has to be CP on the plane. You can't take off without CP. You do. You just wouldn't want it to be one man. You would want the man to be accompanied by. You would want the man to be flanked by CP. His choice of CP.

This is... Yeah man, thank you for that. I just... It's weird that I was like, I wanna fly a plane. He is a certified... I am the co-pilot. He is a certified trader. He is the pilot. No, I'm... He's the... Cause I would come out, you wouldn't know I stowed away.

There's more seats in the back. They can sit in the back. I sneak up behind him. I'm not going on a Cessna. I crack his neck and then it's just me and you. The Cessna is that bad. He's lying. They're scary. No, it's chill.

They're scary. I've been on it. It's scary. It's not scary. It's scary for sure. Would I be scared as fuck? It's like the difference between riding in a awesome Escalade car and then driving a 50cc scooter Where a single gust of wind pushes you over

Nah Yeah, this is just how it is I do like how cavalier you are about it That's very confident Smaller planes just get tugged around You haven't gotten tugged You guys watching the new Nathan Fielder show? All I've seen are the headlines about it, but I haven't watched a second of it.

Pretty awesome. It's awesome? It's like a look inside of co-pilots and how they speak to each other and how it causes plane crashes. That's scary. Yeah, that's wild. And then he does like simulated like, he takes people who are actually pilots and he works them through exercises to see how they'll they'll act and stuff. It's very interesting

He's on some like artistic shit. Yeah, he always been though. Hmm I mean it I guess it's like he's he's he's going further into the idea of like what can I do that's You know something no one really has done with like TV or whatever? Yeah, I mean, I think when you hit your 10-year Comedy Central mark. And that's what we're talking about. You either become Ron Burgundy doing 15-minute stand-up routines on a PayPal Zoom, or you end up- That rules. Right, so you think that rule yeah bro you do the fucking Christmas Apple

keynote internal and you make 400k and you go I'm Ron Burgundy hello San Diego um there's a whale pussy in my iPod the shareholders are expecting some equity yeah Jesus Christ, bro. Thanks to Elon, he's gonna do like a Doge thing. As Ron Burgundy. He's out, bro. He's out, bro. They vibed him out.

Or maybe just any other crypto. You just want to get crypto rich. I want an epic Facebook meme with Ron Burgundy and crypto. I want to be welfare. Why, and why can't he have it? Nick asks for so little. Do you guys want to get rich? I got a plan for you. Yes.

No. So we talked about last night. We got to fucking get rich somehow. What? We'll do it. His solution is stupid. Please Ludwig. Pull out 20k.

We go to Vegas. We put it all on the Pacers. He thinks he's the god of sports betting. I am. Yeah. What's up with the sports betting? I have a miss in months. What if we bet on this bet?

Bad taste. How if we bet on this bet? Mm. Bad taste. How about we take... I'll... No? We can bet on the Thunder? Nope. I'm calling this one, Aiden.

Aiden, I've... Let me tell you my track record real quick. Can we enter Nick Yingling into the Special Olympics? What did you say? And bet on it. What do you say? Nick Yingling? Can we enter Nick Yingling into the Special Olympics?

Is that what you just asked? Like the movie The Ringer? No, you can't enter him like- And then we fix matches. I think match fixing in any capacity is the new wave and we should start doing it. First off, yes. Yes. But second off, Nick Yingling is not good enough at any sport to even be thought of to qualify. That's why we

Yes He takes all the other boxes for you I don't know if you've watched Special Olympics or phenomenal athletes. Yeah, it's weird Now they think about it the Sean Gairs put put out that like 50 minute advertisement for match fixing? He's like, get in on this. He's like, you can make hundreds of thoughts. They're making a lot of money. It's completely unregulated.

It's unregulated and it's hard to prosecute. It's borderline untrackable. And it's disgusting. Dude, they're throwing ranked matches for bread? Yeah. That's insane. What's crazy is that there's people betting on the ranked bread. That's it. That's it. That's insane. That's crazy that there's people betting on the ranked match. That's what I'm saying. It's fucked up that I instantly was like, I want to do that.

Wait, bet on a ranked match. Yeah, fuck it. It's like a horse. But not a fixed not a fixed. No, I want to bet on like a regular. Well, well, well, well, the day is match. It's pretty much fixed. Do you have a team in tier two that maybe we could like get involved in this? Teagan, we got a couple. We could have fun, is what I'm saying.

Can you sign We Did? That guy's funny. Is that a person? It's a Valorant player. We did. That's what I said. Yeah. No. Why? Busy. You just found out who he was from this conversation, didn't you? No. That's a bad look. I've known We Did for months. That's really't you? No. That's a bad look. I've known we did for months. That's really if not weeks.

That's a bad look. Why is that a bad look? Because I don't know someone. You own a job. Mark. What about her? Do you know her? Yeah. What's your middle name? Of of. I'll bet on the patients with you. What about other patients with you? Okay. Yeah, please. Because we're going to win. I'll bet on the Pacers with you. What?

I'll bet on the Pacers with you. Okay, yeah, please, because they're going to win. 20? 20? Jesus Christ. Let me tell you my track record. Let me tell you my track record. Let me tell you my track record.

Okay, last week I made a sports bet. I bet on the Pacers and they won. Okay, that's great. Then, then they played again. Game, game, game five. Yeah. I called, the Pacers would win by 17 before the game started. Guess how much they won by? 18. 17. 17, A call the Pacers win by 17 before the game started. Guess how much they won by?

18, 17, 17, 18 on the dot. Did you bet? OK, no, no. So you only bet the first last night. So you don't have any conviction? No, it's just because I have to go to Vegas to bet. What about using one of the apps that everyone in the fucking world use that's ruining the fucking lives of so many people. These kids betting on tier two Valorant matches, they're like, fuck, I just don't.

I don't live in Nevada. I gotta go to the kids. I can't go into Caesars. Last night, I called Yankees being the Dodgers, even though the Dodgers beat the Yankees the night before 18 to two. Right. And now I'm calling the piece. I can't miss, bro. You remember you remember my father. Yes. Yeah, this is what he did. I had the same touch he has. Yeah, he didn You remember you remember my father. Yes. Yeah. This is what he did.

I have the same touch he has. Yeah. He didn't have a lot of money toward the end. It's because most of the time, because he didn't start with a lot. Yeah. If you start a lot, if you just had Ludwig's bankroll, it would have gone perfectly fine.

Oh, crazy. So not because like the if you were to double up, that'd be so much less cool than if you lost it all yeah that's how gambling works like I'm saying like you know if I have a thousand dollars yeah and I doubled the two thousand it's kind of dope and if I lose it all it's kind of like I'll get a thousand dollars back he loses all his wealth all of it you're talking about the amount he has so much money it's too much it It's practically kind of infinite. So if you lose it all, then it's no longer infinite.

But doubling it is still infinite. Yeah, but, you know, it's still possible to lose it all. And that's why I think Bruno Mars is so awesome. Because he's short? Because he has a gambling addiction. Because he has so much money, yet he still went in the hole. Oh, also, yeah, Drake, too, right? Isn't it alleged that Drake is hella like in the hole? Bruno Mars is in the hole. Oh, also, yeah, Drake, too, right? Isn't it alleged that Drake is hella like in the hole?

Bruno Mars is in the hole. Yeah, but look up Bruno Mars Vegas. He was like down 65. He had 65 million of Vegas or something. My God. He was like an insane number. Dude, that's that's so beautiful. I know you can't escape. Yeah, you can't escape the sirens call of the felt.

You like he has so much more than that. Yeah, you would think he is like he is like ghostwriting so many songs. He's doing a Vegas residency. Oh, the residency. Yeah, that means you look up gambling. That means you're stuck. That you had Bruno Mars. No, get rid of residency, though.

Rumors about Bruno Mars having a $50 million gambling debt with MGM Resorts has been debunked. They say shit like that. But then he's doing a residency at MGM Resorts, curious. Right, curious, bro. I for one love rumors and saying things that I don't really know about. He talks about it.

Yeah, I'm sure he does. Bruno Mars is a pedophile. Whoa. There we go. That's too much. I've talked about this one a lot. That's too much. That's too much. That's too much after this episode. No, it's too far. That's too much. Oh, my God. I hate Europeans. I'm sorry.

He just has a gambling debt. It's just a gambling edition. He likes going ah-puh-ta, ah-puh-tuh. That's all he likes doing. You know how the world's kind of writing itself and correcting itself is because I don't fucking touch gambling Lately for like a year, and I don't care about or think about it And all you do is think about the Pacers and how they can make you money. Yeah, I'm back on it I love gambling again gambling rules. I've won. I'm only one

It was twitchcon. Oh, I run a lifetime at twitchcon Gambling is awesome. we should do it. Yeah, dude, I love it, but I don't think about it now. Dude, when I went to... I don't feel the gap in my heart. I went to Blackboy Max's album release party. With QT. Was Lil T.J. there?

I don't think so. They're still beefing, huh? I don't know what you're talking about. He smoked in the crib. He did smoke in the A.B.M.B. I guess, well, I didn't see him.'re talking about. He smoked in the crib. He did smoke in the Airbnb. I guess, well I didn't see him. It didn't come up. That's, you probably shouldn't have brought it up. Because you're not supposed to smoke in the Airbnb and he smoked in it. Yeah, but he's a little TJ gang.

But it's part of the rules of the Airbnb. Yeah, but you never just like, says no smoking. No, I've never done that. Every Airbnb has the little TJ amendment. Never done that. But anyway, I was there and it was just like, I had a big gambling sponsor. Okay. It was like, I forget the company, it's like Verbo.

It's like gamble, Verbo. And it's like everywhere, it's on the cups and shit. And then I'm talking to the FaZe guys. I was like, okay, so this is how you're paying for the party. And then they're all like, nah dude, fuck this gambling sponsor. I was like, what? Isn't this like your party?

And they're like, nah, we had somebody set it it up and then we just showed up and there's a camp league sponsor. I didn't know. Yeah. They need like a manager. Yeah. They need like someone that knows how to do the things they don't know how to do. Do people work at Faze still?

After the repurchase? Yeah, they have many, but I think most of their employees are around content. I'm the Git Lit coordinator. Yeah, that's right. Deadass, they have many, but I think most of their employees are around content. I'm the Git Lit coordinator. Yeah, that's right. They did that. That's they have like Streamer University. I don't actually understand the people who work at Faze are nerds. Brian is candy.

I hope so. Chester does getting lit. The people who work there are authentic nerds. I thought you were the Git Lit coordinator. The CEO of Candy. He does candy. Mont montage editor, montage editor. Go down to list seven more. Did you see the new cod montage?

I did, yeah. Nick didn't like it. Yeah, it was a lot of animation. The clips are good. I just think that the 3D fucking world star hip hop Nike commercial aesthetic is kind of lame. But the clips are good. Wow, I don't see you dropping shit. So I saw you brought this up.

This is what I meant to bring up. Hasn't dropped in so long. But that thing happened with my friend, bro. I haven't talked to him in a million years, but we're what? My friend was watching the Dodgers versus Cleveland. Oh, and they Cleveland hit a home run. And we realized that the guy who hit the home run was on my Call of Duty clan when I was a kid.

That's sick. Isn't that wild? We saw his name and we're like, what? It's so cool to hit a home run. He's an MLB player. That is so hard to do. How many people you think have hit a home run in the MLB? It's very well documented thing to check. I know. What's your guess?

He's probably the only guy to hit a home run and a fucking ladder stall. Probably. Well, what? to check. He's probably the only guy to hit a home run and a fucking ladder stall. Probably. Wrist twist. No, nowadays the youth... No, in the MLB? In the MLB. I think the MLB players nowadays have all played Cod. Not like that, bro. Maybe not. Maybe they're ass. No, this guy's different. How many people? Probably like a thousand.

Yeah, that's a good guess. It's been around for hundreds and hundreds of years because so many players are in the league. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So and it's been around for so long. It has to be thousands. Do you think that are there MLB players who have never hit a dinger? Yeah, for sure. That's got to be sad. A lot. That's like that's like you don't even tell like, you know, you're 60 or something.

Be like, what's your MLB player? Like your extended family or something? You're like, no, 60 or something. People like, weren't you an MLB player? Like you're an extended family or something. You're like, no, it wasn't. I'll go 2350. But all right. Is it for King looking up? 5600. Sorry, what's the what's the.

How many MLB players have hit a home run? And in all of history, home run. Five thousand six hundred. You said 2000. I'm going to go in 2500. I'm going to say less. I'm going to say like 1200. And you gonna say with less. I'm gonna say like 1200 And you're a thousand fifty six hundred

Okay, well AI says it's seventy seven hundred. Yeah, it's from a reddit eight years ago So AI just took the top reddit post dude AI is so stupid Yeah, why can't they make it fucking work? I mean, it'll get good. I mean, that's all... God, it's so fucking dumb. According to dumb, dumb is good for us. Go back, go back, go back.

What does it say? According to baseball reference, a database that considers major league... So then the Redditor is just citing the same source. But the funny thing is the AI is citing it from eight years ago. So it's like saying according to this database, that's so outdated, that's so relevant to use. It's insane, bro. Why is it at the top of the thing? But it's behind, bro, because Google's behind. They're all behind Yemeni.

No, they're not. Well, somewhere ahead, inherently. Oh, they're all still suck. Yeah. Do you like how Siri talks, you know? I don't. Is it different? It's diff. Yeah. The Siri talks kind of like surly now. I heard she sounds drunk. She goes, OK, Ludwig, I'll text Nick Yingling.

What did you want to say? Talking to a YouTuber. And I was like, just say hi. I sign us up for something, by the way. What? Not you guys. You guys aren't part of this. You and Yingling? No, me and Nick. Was it Majideh?

What? I sign us up for a PSL $10,000 face-off against FaZe Clan. Oh! It's your dream! That's gonna- that's- we're gonna- Wait! It's your dream! Who's our team? It's me, you, Nick Ying Ling, Alex Smokes Mid.

Okay, who's their team? It's FaZe Clan? It's Adapt, Jason The Ween, Ron and Lacey. Oh, we can win that that's winnable I know we can win that we should do in that and it's best of three cod for Halo 3 black ops Okay, I thought you were gonna say it's a daft banks temper No

They're gonna come to PSL and play them. We had to fork up 10. That's hype. You go have. Oh, do you want to win half? I do. Yeah, I'll stake you guys. You win what you put up. Hmm. Can we don't need to stay? I can stake it all. I just win.

I want a piece. See, this is what I would sports bet on. I'd sports bet on this. You sports bet on this? No, because this is fit. They've rated that for. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah. Adapt is very confident in black ops 2. Yeah.

And he thinks they can take Cod 4. Oh, I can't bet against Lacey. Because he just came out as bisexual. No, dude. Jokzik said that he did. Oh, shut up, man. You become a loser. This is your life. You contribute toacey replied. Oh shut up man. I'm fucking, you become a loser. This is your life.

It's mine. You contribute to this more than anyone in your life. You are such. And I, just because I had dinner, bring up what Jokzik tweeted out and then Lacey responded underneath. I'm a fucking loser.

Thank you for bringing it up. You create losers. Cause we are. We are fucking, we're at fucking dinner and this guy goes, guys Jokzik, so Lacey said, Jokzik said he's bisexual and Lacey said he's not bisexual And this guy goes guys Jock sick so lazy said Bisexual and Lacey said he's not bisexual and I think they're working together Lacey said I'm not gay

So funny to reply to bisexual I'm not fucking gay and we're at dinner bro What Who fucking cares? It's dinner, talk! We didn't talk, we talked about it, that's it. What the fuck else did we talk about? You showed your meat in your dream. That's what I'm saying, I'm electric. It's crazy to talk about Yoxic at the table. That's so fucking insane, because people talk about Ludwig at the table, do you think they get made fun of by their fucking friends?

If they pull up their phone and they go, guys, did you see that Ludwig is- Do you think they bring them Aria Mogul's account and they're like, ooh like Kootz got a surgery kill yourself you're not better than this shit I'm not what are you what was that? I'm saying that me talking about Joxic and Lacey at the dinner table is no different than someone talking about you and fucking Jason Rell.

The issue isn't talking about it the issue is pulling up your phone to live read it like you read it which is is, oh my God, Yoxic said Lacey's gay, but Lacey replied that he's not gay. That was interesting. That's not good. That's not good engagement. That's funny. It'd be fine to do it if you had read it and remember, didn't want to bring it up.

That'd be fine. What are you talking about? It's the reading of it. The reading of it makes it bad. Can you explain why? Because you're basically brainwashed scrolling Twitter and then just verbally expunging what you see. But it's interesting.

I thought that was interesting. Because I thought that Lacey was bisexual and then he denied it. That's crazy! So, okay, if I did it on the pod it would be okay. Do you think there's a difference between the pod and sitting around with our friends eating chicken? No, I think that's the whole point of this pod is that it's not supposed to feel different. You're such a fucking- all you do is twist. You twist and bend things to your will to make your arguments fucking work and it's disgusting.

You're so good at finding a way to win. I think that's what makes our pod special, really. Ah, it doesn't. It feels like you're at the table with us. It doesn't. We're not at the- you're not at the table. If you're listening right, you're not at the fucking table. And then Aiden would fucking vibe you out I actually would be nice did you guys see what Jokzik said? what did he say? I'm interested!

shut the fuck up I also think Jokzik Loki has a crush on Sona. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Look at look at how sad he's like Caesar mute mute mute a yawksic on Twitter If you care about me as a friend you mute him on Twitter. He's still replying to Jake lucky man. You're true No, I saw my fastball. Yeah, I'm really nice on Twitter But I still have your fastballs like punching a five-year-old He's like he's like yo, here's the new phase house I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it.

I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it.

I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I checked, I looked at Jake's Twitter account a while, I checked it because of this interaction, he unfollowed me

and in my head I'm like what the fuck I do? What the fuck I do? What the fuck I do? What the fuck do I do? What the fuck do I do? What the fuck do I do? Why did that make you feel big doing that? Do you feel like a man when you said that to Jake? I think it's important. Did you see the ratio and go, whoo? No, I don't care about the ratio. You brought it up just now so you care a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He smiled. It's more that the ratio is extremely funny but I would have done it knowing I would get zero likes.

And that's just the truth. I believe that. So it make you feel big. It makes me feel. No, it doesn't make me feel big. Are you sure the ratio? I don't give a shit about the ratio. It's about responding to him and saying this is stupid. What you do is still stupid. At least Yoxic is doing actual brain rot.

Jake Lucky's trying to like pretend he's a fucking journalist There's a sincere. Yoxic is a journalist who not disrespect his craft And Lacey is a proud bisexual and finally I have someone else in media And you shake your head because of your homophobia and that discuss. I'm homophobic on Pride Month too. It's not today, which makes it even more disgusting that you stole gamer of the year. I didn't steal gamer of the year. I earned it from the gay people who you are saying I don't support.

You know why he got gamer of the year? It's because he's like this thing. They all I think they all think they can turn them. That's why like Austin show could be gamer of the year. Like a handsome- No he couldn't. Why? He's horrible at games. That's half of gamer of the year. Who's the best gay gamer?

Me. The best gay gamer. Who could it be? SonicFox. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. It's gotta be SonicFox by a fucking mile. By a lot Yeah It's gonna be Sonic Fox by a fucking mile By a lot It's not close Case closed

That was uh, that was really easy wow Maybe if our tour came out as gay Sonic Fox is better than Arteezy Sonic Fox is better than Arteezy Yeah, yeah, yeah Arteezy plays one game really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

You know what I was surprised by in the last episode? You said like, hey, if you're from Malaysia, let us know if you're listening and if you've seen any proboscis monkeys. And then there were a lot of people. A lot. And it was, without fail, 100% of the people who said they were Malaysian said they had seen one. And I was like, they all got in and out over there. Yeah, they're just everywhere.

They're just so many posts. Even one person posted a photo hanging out with two of them. You know, right here with a promiscuous monkey. I want to go on like a monkey world tour, dude. You should get like one of those books books like for quarters from every state, but with every monkey. Yes. And you get like a paw print of every monkey or something. Oh my God.

What a good idea. Go around the world collecting your monkey book. Go to Thailand, go to Malaysia. Yeah, that'd be cute. Where are the gorillas? The episode we never did. They're in Africa. Go to Africa, find some gorillas.

I wanted to do the episode at the monkey sanctuary. If we can have the monkeys around us. I think most cool animals are in Africa. They are so motherfucking ugly. I can't lie. There's cool ones. Zip, can you bring my clip up? No.

I think most cool animals are in Africa. Yeah. I feel like South America. South America because they have the rainforest. I don't think there's the cool. I don't know what the rainforest when I was a kid disappointed me. You went to the rain forest? You went there? You went there? I never went there. When I just looked into what the rainforest when I was a kid disappointed me You went to the rainforest? You went there? I never went there when I just looked into what they had to offer

I was like it disappointed you before you went? The Amazon rainforest let you down as a child? I thought it was a bland selection Yes, I thought the selection was bland the center the greatest amount of biodiversity They talk about how the biodiversity so huge because they have no big names there It's like they have a thousand fights, but no headliners. What's like they have a thousand fights but no headliners. What a fucking YouTuber you are. They have no headliners. You're a disgusting little man. I'm unimpressed with what they have to offer. I just wanted to play this. I think you guys may have watched this.

This is so insane. We volume up immediately. I'm not kidding. This is a crime. Okay, so I put this in the group chat. I was at a wedding and the DJ was not the best DJ. Oh, I watched this video on mute and so I didn't understand it because you just zoom in on the window. Well, at the very bottom, you'll see the DJ's head and he's nodding his head like he's cooking. Right. This is potentially the worst mashup I have ever heard at any party, including Driz.

Okay, give it a rock. Give it a rock. Dancing Queen and Usher. Dude, it's like that. It wasn't a temporary transition. Yeah, this was like he played the whole thing. And they're singing like in a weird devil demonic tone. Yeah, it's like an augmented. Dancing Queen. I almost rushed the guy. Yeah, that would be fair. I wouldn't blame you

That's kind of a study in like how music can sound bad to our ears Like what like there is a concoction that guy made it's like, oh, yeah, we aren't wired for that I don't call him in. I think if I'm there for that What it immediately made me realize is that Driz could do a wedding now. Yes. He's ready to do a wedding Yeah, cuz he would be cheap. That's why yeah, he'd be cheap and he'd play a song and more qualified than that guy Driz demands a premium. Driz does not demand, he does not place it a man a premium. That's what you know what we're paying You know what mogul pays him for PSL? Wait, what do we pay him? Well, well, I guess we'll go to the primo cuz we don't want to avoid that situation. No, my new Nick Alley!

Wait, so we're doing it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yet, I'm down for that. We was in that's a group bottles up and I first met you We're gonna strategize in the patreon. We're also gonna bring up Aiden's phone. We don't need to talk about it I don't want to hear no word Goodbye