The Yard - Ep. 205 - Our Billion Dollar Idea

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

This week, the boys talk about participating in Master Baker, the Ed Milk Mile, and how we want to make a Yard x Labubu... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

["Sweet Home Alone"] Okay. I mean... I feel like a villain. What up, guys? It was an emotional episode, so I brought Swift. That's a lie. Cutie's returning her car. He shit on the floor. He did shit turning a car. He shit on the floor

He did shit on the floor. He shit it not even in a corner It was really it was right in the middle of the room. He was awesome huge shit and Nick gagged. You did you had to run into the other I'm I'm so nauseous from fucking Master Baker. I don't know who did it to me like that It wasn't oh you were one of the people. Yes. I was. You were making fucked up shit at Master Baker? No his food was so dry. I don't think it possibly could have had bacteria. Okay. Well, I'm sure a lot of you are tuning in curious to see what we say about Manga. I already said my piece on my stream if you haven't seen it,

and then should be a video somewhere. Yeah, but I know Aiden want to chime in. I think a lot of people listening know that we all met each other through Melee and we know Mango through Melee and he's been a friend of ours for a long time. And we've hung out with him like on this show, told a lot of stories about Mango. And over the weekend, I for you know, those who know what happened at the B-Ryo Kart event, I think this is really this was was really disappointing and it was way further and crossed a line that I, as someone who's known him for a long time and drank with him for a long time, crossed a line that I haven't seen before and I'm really disappointed and angry with my friend

and it changes my relationship with him and this is something that you know we're all talking about and dealing with off the show, but just he's a figure that's come up on this show so many times and I don't wanna not say anything because of that. Yeah. And I hope you guys understand that. I myself, I'm just really fucking pissed.

That's like kind of the only thing I can think about cause it just feels like a big betrayal and it's like, it's someone you stick up for like a big betrayal, and it's like, you know, it's someone you stick up for, and someone's your friend, and it's like, it sucks. And, you know, so that's pretty much what we wanted to say, you know, on the show. And if you see me on Reddit, I talk about it more on Reddit. Yeah, I'm thinking, I had this thought last night,

I think me and QD should make a podcast. I think it could be the biggest one out of all the- The biggest one? The biggest. I think it crushes Lemonade's 10 for one. Do you think it'd be bigger? Hahaha, of course. Are you kidding me? That's his new laugh. Okay, one, didn't know you could make that sound.

Two, it's pretty similar- it's gonna crush the yard? You've been working on your new laugh, right? Yeah, yeah, you show it to me That's your this is not new. He's done this a lot. I know this my kind of a laugh But you've done that laugh before oh, that's not You have any laugh? Bring it no you don't have any laugh. I have a diverse portfolio of laughs We had one sweet I work on between last episode in this this episode and you didn't bring it. Please show us your new laugh or get the fuck out. The door's right there.

The lemonade stand. There it is. That's a good new laugh. We put him on the scope. I did not think you would make that sound. I like the noise you can make. In my dolphin arena right now. Yeah, I do think a You and QD podcast would go crazy. She's the queen of podcasts. I was telling Jason during Masterbagger, I was saying you should start a podcast.

Yeah, because he was like a podcast called Type Shit. Yeah, and it's him and adapt and they're just in the dictionary looking up words. Oh my God. It's amazing. Okay, they do word of the day. They do like Jason vivacious. Yeah, how many- And then they say type shit, dab each other up, and then use it in a sentence.

Zipper, how many words are in the Oxford dictionary? 36,454. Anyone have a- It would be crazy. Anyone have a guess? Mine's 86,000. So off. Oxford dictionary of English?

No, Spanish. Well, okay, but let me ask you a question. I slidem, I slidem. You did. I slidem. And I instantly was like, understood. But a follow-up question is like, in shot. I slidem. I slidem. You did. I slidem. But, and I instantly was like, understood. But, a follow-up question is like, inshallah, in the English dictionary. Um, probably not. It depends how colloquially

it's used, but there are like, loanwords. Usually it's Webster, right? That has like, the swag and stuff like that. No, the swag would be in there. But it has like, Riz. No, I think. That's like, urban dictionary. That's Miriam, bro. Miriam? Miriam Webster? Miriam Webster, yeah. No, the side would be in there. But it has like Riz. No, I think. That's Miriam, bro. Miriam's loose with it. Miriam Webster, yeah. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah. Well, hold on. How many words in the dictionary, Zippor?

You call Miriam a cheap date? I think Miriam's... Mavis Beacon and Miriam? Over 600,000 words. I was so phenomenally off. And Oxford Spanish is over 300,000 words. He did like 30,000 words. I only said 80,000. And Oxford Spanish is over 300,000 words. I only said 8,000, so I guess I'm not better than you. But like, it's so little.

I think I drop like 5,000 words a year. We're trusting Oxford to do the Spanish Dictionary? You drop way more than 5,000 words a year. I don't think I am. Definitely. He's talking about the pool of words he uses. Anyway, my awesome idea, they do 100,000 episodes, and every episode is a word.

They go to the word, and that's the topic of the day. Every episode is like five minutes long. Dude, they'd only be like thirty by the time they finish. No, I think every... I'd be eighty. It'd be like a letter a year. A letter a year. Do you get through one letter out of a year's broadcasting?

That's fire though. That is fire. It'd be like those... You know those like fake artists on Spotify, like kind of like Grant McDonald, but there's other ones, like there's guy who sings about poop, and it's just like the poop songs, and there's like 1500 tracks, kind of Viper-esque.

Yeah, it's like the old Netflix indie movies, like Taint Light, that are like a Twilight parody. Yeah, yeah. It's like these weird not movie movies. But it's a shitload of them, and it's so voluminous because it's like their tracks, right? And so it'd be this the Jason and adapt podcast word of the day type shit For you know thousands and thousands. Well, he said that podcasts are for unks and he wouldn't do one

See, okay, right. No, he's showing his he's showing a vulnerability. He said they're for wash streamers. Okay, they are But I was thinking about this. Podcasts are a working person's medium. You listen when you're in the car You listen when you do your shit job. So if you're turning away from podcasts, you're saying dude that I don't need my attention No, this is why he's right because kids don't have jobs. They fucking drop shit So he's showing a vulnerability here and like not understanding that some kids do have fucking jobs The most successful creators are the ones who are appealing to 14 to 22 year olds. It's true. And those are the ones who aren't listening to podcasts.

It's 22 plus when you start podcasting. I'm not doing that. You're doing that. What? Your chat's different now. I'm trying to make it younger. Yeah, my check got too old. You want your chat to be younger. Yes, I want them to be young. His chat posts W's a lot.

You're like jingling the keys in the camera. Yeah, 100%. You guys are this shiny and awesome? No, I was live yesterday and I had like 10,000 extra viewers And I was like, that's weird. And then I waited a second. I looked and I saw Jason wasn't live And then I was like, let's get a W check And then they come clawing, just a bunch of first time messages being like, yeah you caught me, I'm here Just like orcs in the fucking, holding a sword up- Oh hello!

Hey! It's cutie Cinderella! It's cutie Cinderella! And she's got her big jeans! Okay. Wow, and so many pockets. Oh! I think he's okay.

Why are you looking at me like I jumped? You should have walked in through the side entrance, everyone knows! Everyone knows. When you join the yard set, you can't come, you can't break the front door, you walked in through the side entrance. Everyone knows. Everyone knows. When you join the yard, you can't come, you can't break the front door and jump in the side entrance. Yeah. That was a... It's like someone coming through the TV in Seinfeld.

I'm not gonna lie, you're supposed to come through there because then he would have jumped through. And now no one can see you on camera. This is a lesson for you in the future. This is a lesson for you in the future. Swift pick. Swift pick now. He's made his decision.

He's a hundred times my radiant girlfriend. My beautiful bitch. Don't say that while she's talking. What are you doing? I was listening to her talk. OK, that's fine. Buckingho.

Yeah, she's cool, man. I sing to her every day now. Really? Every day? Genuinely, well, I don't say the slurs, but the bad words. Baby girl, I fucking hate you. Every day I go, my beautiful girlfriend. And then I keep just riffing and the riffs get longer.

You've kind of hit that. I do it every day. I work on it every day. Yeah. And every day she just sits and it's an unskippable cutscene. She's pressing A. It can't be skipped. Are you guys singing to your girlfriends?

I'm trying not to throw up at my girlfriend today because whatever I ate is just. That bad? Dude, he was so he was to be fair, I definitely ate something bad. Hoi, wait definitely ate something bad. Hoi! Wait! Catch a fly. Show me.

Show me the money. Ooh, nothing! Nothing. Good work. I thought I had it. You were saying, though... You said, and sometimes what when you sing to her? I interrupted you.

I want to know. You sing to her, and sometimes? And then I interrupted. I think I sing to my girlfriend every morning. No, you don't. What do you mean, you think you do? Oh, I could... Maybe I miss to know. You sing to her and sometimes? And then I interrupt it. I think I sing to my girlfriend every morning. No you don't. What do you mean you think you do? Well, I could maybe I miss some mornings. I don't know, but it feels like every morning.

What? Well, like what do you sing? I'll just like turn her name into a little song or I'll do it a little. I do dance for my girlfriend every morning for 100% never to show us. Do do do do do do do do do do. Yeah. I usually like pull up and I'm like really tired because I just woke up and she's been up for like five hours. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do She does hit it back. That's fire. She hits it back? Every morning. You guys do like a TikTok every morning. Yeah. Wow.

You could ask her. I don't miss a thing. No, I believe that. Yeah. I used to see this. And I look like garbage. I don't brush my teeth before the dance comes first. Then I brush my teeth.

What do you do? What do you do to your girl? To her. Dude, I don't like that. I don't like the way you phrase it. What do you do to your girl in the morning? I'm not doing to her. What are you doing to her?

I sing to her. Yeah. Hmm. You sing to her. I sing at her. Hmm. I sing to her. Do you dance to your girlfriend? Like, no, he dances with no two. No, that you she makes it with I do it to her. If she doesn't reciprocate, it's two.

There's two with an act. Do you know saying at your girlfriend? I'm doing it to Marco. No polo. He's Marco Polo. What are you? Hmm. I don't sing... I kinda... I'll do something similar to Nick, I guess. I'll like walk in

and kinda hit a... You're always biting my shit. I feel like when he does it, his cocks out and he's just swinging his cock in front of her. That's sometimes. I mean that's just... Cause he's gotta make everything sexual. That's just love. That's what I feel like. I feel like he's just like setting pics of his penis It's art

With his it is sorry. Yeah, it's work. Yeah, I don't I mean I I don't live with my girlfriend, but I do Whoa main podcast launch main podcast, okay? I will say I will say My bits are all verbal Rose come out and My bits are all verbal It's a floor wife Your bits are not all verbal

What are you fucking saying When you run, I'm saying my girlfriend bits are verbal You sleep on the floor now And belt slap She's starting to really like the floor So what can you say I'm going going to tell you eight women who listen to this podcast, heart just broke. They've been they've been sleeping on the floor for a year.

And preparation. They like Shaolin monks. One punch man. No AC on the floor doing a hundred pushups, hundred sit ups for you. And now their dreams crushed. It's not the only criteria, by the way. In fact, they're also mean on Reddit. No. It's not the only criteria by the way. In fact- No, they're also mean on Reddit. No, that's not the case. But I will say, I think we had our first fight

because yeah, she grabbed the top of the switch out of the dock by the screen. Um... Dude, you're actually discussing a 55 year old man. Can we just give you some tips- not Aiden, Aiden sucks at this. Can me and Aiden in a little bit just give you some tips

She picked it up you shouldn't pick it up by the OLED screen I think it up by the screen She left a big fingerprint on it and I was like Did you pick it up by the screen cuz I'm like playing it and then and then I'm not I don't actually care But she's like no and I was like, okay, I guess I did it No, and I was like, okay, I guess I did it and then We gotta pick your battles no, no, no, I didn't say like a dick We gotta pick that you can't say that, not like a dick There's literally no, I guess I did it

No, you know why? You could be like, oh, I guess I did it and you're still a dick You know why I said that is because's because she's like, no. Why? I don't do that. So it couldn't have been anyone else. So I just shrugged and was like, I guess it was me. And then later on, I just gave it to her.

I used tape to get that fingerprint and I put it in the lab. I showed her with 100% evidence it was her fingerprint. So I just gave it to her. And then five minutes later, she's like, I think I was the one who did that. And I was like, yeah, I thought so. Okay. And then I whipped it to her and then five minutes later, she's like I think I was the one who did that and I was like Yeah, I thought so Okay, and then I whipped it out her head. Yeah

Yeah, and now she has seven stitches. Yeah, but yeah, that's a that's a bad fight In fact, I i'm so good at choosing my battles yesterday. We're walking back from uh from nobu went to nobu fancy dinner after I've never been it was so awesome. feel like Drake it was awesome I shit like a crazy man after the toilet really I think it's cuz of master Baker I think it was master Baker I shit you also I also crazy I shit I also shit gross and crazy yes I'm pretty sure that's news I'm pretty sure it was like the I like like a he-man action-figure made a noise like a cartoon And I was in the car and I can laugh turned on like a like a ps4 I

Had a red ring around my fucking Red ring behind you bro. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, while we're walking to the car, because QD parked, she found a parking spot. We're in a Mercedes Sprinter van, because she needed to travel with 15 people. So she sees a parking spot on the street. She goes, oh, park here, it's close. It's a half mile away.

Yeah, she thought it meant you had to sprint everywhere after you get out of the car. So she parked really far from the restaurant. Sigh, let's go. So we walked the whole way. And I'm walking. I'm like, are we there? And she's like, ah, it's a little further than I thought. We're seeing 100 parking spots in the way.

We're 10 blocks. It's like her anxiety has figured out that when you see a spot, take a spot. On the way back, anyway, it's chilly. And Maya's wearing nothing but a t-shirt, QT has a jacket. And I'm sitting there. I'm like, and I'm wearing a jacket.

I'm like, do I offer my jacket? Because it's like, because it's like, how many times have I said, bring a jacket, it's going to be cold. And she's like, nah. This is Maya, though. This is not cutie. Cutie has a jacket. Maya doesn't have the jacket. And I know if I offer the jacket, they're going to both team up and be like, oh, so you're cheating on me.

She says, wow, this is way more rational. So so do I even offer to engage in that scenario? But I see her like like chattering. She's like, here's what you do because you know, they're going to make it hurt. If you try to do something nice, you just withhold it. I withheld it for a while, but I felt bad because she literally looked like a snowman. I have the play. I have the play. This is actually works for 100%.

You take off your jacket and you say, QT, do you want my jacket? And she goes, no, I don't need it. Because you knew she wouldn't need it. That's why you wanted it. She literally had a jacket. Yeah, so QT, you want my jacket. And you just go, I'm dumb. I didn't even realize you had a jacket.

You go, QT, you want my jacket. She goes, no. And then QT is going to go, but Maya might want it. Because she obviously needs a jacket. You let QT make the decision. OK. And we win the belaid their brains because they're so much smaller than ours. It's like a jacket. You like cutie make the decision. Okay. And we want to be like their brains because they're so much smaller than ours. It's like a dinosaur.

It's like why the head so big and why the brain so small. Except ravens. Ravens are really smart. Except ravens. And girl ravens. I don't know if I agree. No, the scale goes mad. Let's not jump into the specificities. I'm in the shape of the skull. You gotta tell me the shape of the skull because it's indicative of the size of the brain. Let's not get into eugenics.

Let me tell you what I did. Eugenics? Explain even what it means. It's you, Eugenics. No, you. Because I know. What I did is I battled a bit and then I said, my, do you want my jacket? And then she was like, no, it's OK. And then I heard a tone that sounded like they were going to say some shit.

And I went before they could I cut them off. Yeah. Oh, my with my man voice. And I went, huh? I figured I shouldn't have offered because you guys were going to say I'm cheating on you. And it's it's stun locked them both. Yeah. And then they and then they laughed and then they went, yeah, we probably would have. So I bit them to that's a risky play, though.

It's a really risky play because they can always say, but we never did say that. So now you're just guessing. Yeah, I know. But I step at the mound and I fucking swing because I know they're too pussy to throw a ball. This is this is some chess. This is like when those ATL goons tried to get the baby to check in. And they did this thing that was really interesting is the ATL goon said, you need to sign a permission slip.

Right. The baby says, I don't sign permissions. I don't sign permissions on the porch. Look to them. Yes. In the eye. You saw this. I saw this. Maybe Aiden saw this for you. You think I didn't see this? And so so what the goons do, the ATL goons that try to get DaBaby to check in is they said, What's your rap name? And DaBaby's been around the block and he knows. He said, they know my name.

Because if he says, I'm DaBaby, bitch I'm DaBaby. They go who Megalol? They go who Megalol. And that's a trap set up, a trap question. And what you did is you got ahead of it. You are much like... Dababy. What did Dababy do? Well, Dababy stood ten toes down Ludwig.

Yeah, he stood on business and it wasn't clocking to the goons. Much like this situation, Dababy was also dating one of the ATL goons. He's overcome the homophobia accusations. That's beautiful. It was really beautiful. Still couldn't be in the music video, but... It is what it is. We were saying, Nick was like, I want to make an AI version of that where it's Aiden as the baby

Oh, it's his voice and it looks like Aiden, but everything else is exactly the same So funny. What? I did check in Well, that's it. That's the thing. Would you check in? Well I'm not no peewee. Yeah I'm not no peewee. You can come and politics. I'm an adult so we have to respect. I can't check in with everyone. I already told the youngins over there. That'd be really funny. Also last night, Loboo was a screen-ager and he was walking through Nobu on his phone. He rocked White and Wright into a glass pane door. Good.

I was doing a sponsored post. In Nobu? Yes, in Nobu. Dude, you need to get out of Los Angeles I throw also a guy there was a guy at no boo sitting right next to us who was with his like girlfriend Who's like dressed to the nines heels fucking earrings and he's on his phone at the dinner table Loudly just laughing. He laughed like slimed it earlier Like I run like you're on a phone call for like a while and the girl is just texting and they're not talking at all

He's talking to Andrew Tate AI I think he's talking to someone famous because he was really into the conversation and they had a big fucking table behind me is Japanese and I I was like Forehead veins. Yeah, let me keep asking us if he wants us to translate their conversation. What's the matter with you? I could Could you could pick up four words of what they're saying you can that's Definitely can't say that winning machine for tea only Love tea, yeah, so fluid We got food with Maya and cutie the other day yesterday and I was like

I was hanging out with, we got food with Maya and QD the other day, yesterday, and I was like, can you ask me this question I've never been asked before? Which, it was just, what job do you think you'd be the worst at? Where's at lunch talking? And I was like, that's weird, but I instantly answered child soldier. Yeah. And that she was like, wow, I've never gotten that answer before. And I'm like, well, I mean, it'd be a terrible job. Well, man, out the gate, you're just, you're not, you're missing a key. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I've never been be a terrible job. Well, man out the gate. You're just you're not you're missing a key. That's what I'm saying

Yeah, I've been to war. Yeah You'd be bad at so many other jobs, I think child soldier I'd be the worst at hmm right away Why'd you sigh zipper cuz me zipper on the same wavelength I see a thought bubble coming out of the door over there. Come on a basketball player. Oh my god Yeah, you think I'd be a better child soldier a basketball player I'm a better child soldier than professional basketball player 100% Yeah, I'm in class. You are the worst basketball player I've ever seen and I'm not being mean You are being mean. No, I believe it. You're just not being mean for the sake of it. You're being truthful

I'm being truthful not mean what if it's mean to be truthful? It never is, ever. Should I? Take that into your relationship. No, it is. Oh! It's never mean to be truthful. Interesting. No. Dude, I found new strats with Cutie,

and it's improving our lives drastically. You're saying that she was a bitch while she was talking. Me and my girlfriend asked if I find other girls pretty. No boo. That's what we were talking about last night. That was the no boo bit. Oh, I get it Yeah, my new strat is um well. I'm creating stratagems

You're creating as a guy in a you know a new relationship Put me on game. I well I hated doing her laundry for a long time. Oh Yeah, cuz I couldn't fold girl clothes. How do you fold underwear? Duh. Because I couldn't fold girl clothes. How do you fold underwear? How do you fold girl underwear? You can't fold them. It's impossible.

You just ball it. It's made up. It's impossible. And then she's got shirts that have, they're like, Terasex. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm supposed to make this smaller? It's supposed to fold into a shirt? Yeah.

So I'm a split, two laundry bags. So then I know when it's her laundry day, my laundry day. Other thing, she always, she needs like a water every night and every night she fills up the biggest glass we have full of water. She takes the smallest sip in the world and then she leaves that by her bed. This full water. Next day, guess what happens? She spills it. No, she gets a new water.

No way. Because she doesn't like drinking old water. I mean, her are twin. But here's the thing. Water's water. Water's water. Now to defend Nick and Cutie, it's factually true that if you leave water out There's a bacterial layer that forms in the top that will taste a little different. It's not dangerous to you. It's like when poop gets in your toothbrush. The same thing. Oh, because you flush in the bathroom and it goes everywhere and they have like- Why do you guys shit in your toothbrush? Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about? Why the bathroom and it goes everywhere and they have like What? Yeah What are you talking about? Why do you guys shit on your toothbrush if it's not that?

We'll move on So anyway, my new strat is I stop getting myself water. She's doing it for me I just grab her water from the night before and she's saying shit like Thanks for taking my water out Dude, but it's secretly for the both of you I'm just taking her- she's getting me water every night.

So you're saying I'm drinking her old water. Put put her to work like a horse that doesn't know she's working. Amen. Oh, interesting. These are the strats I'm figuring out. I fucking type of fucking shit. All right, Aiden, what's your your advice for me? Real girlfriend, chef or a new girlfriend have her. OK. your advice for me. Real girlfriend shrap for a new girlfriend, however.

Okay. Well, when your girlfriend finds a sunny angel, which is a small plastic naked boy doll that women collect right now, when she finds one of those on the street and then decides to pick it up still and bring it home, and then... This is terrifying.

Yeah, they're crazy looking. Then, presumably, once she does this, she'll start hiding it in different locations in the half of the bed where you sleep. And she says, if you remove it, why would you do that? That's our child. Don't be so cruel. You say, you're right, it's our child. And that really just tides things over.

You don't say anything else. You don't say anything else. If you prayed, there's other options here that you can select. None of, you'd be surprised they go bad. If you're playing league against her and you flash Q, ult with a Mumu and you kill her Warwick who's trying to counter your dragon,

don't bring it up to her. Okay. Just let the play be the play. Let the play be the play. Because you're looking to be kind of rewarded and told good job for protecting my lane but you you can't be doing that. It's not even I just don't even want to I just don't even need it just let the play be the play. You can watch the highlight reel if you want but I'm not gonna talk about it. Yeah and for me my advice is when you're trying to bond with her dad and you are and you're talking to him about his rare coin collection

and you ask a question like, oh, what years do you have? And then you see a look on her face that indicates that this whole time she actually thought that the rare coin collection was just like, like, like just coin, like a circular disk that's just valuable for no particular reason and not actually from like a, like, like just coin, like a circular disc that's just valuable for no particular reason. And not actually from like a history of money and coins coming from different areas. And when you see that she actually thought

it was just a circle that was worth money, not like gold or silver or any particular material, just like a circle that's got a coin. And you see that look on her face, don't point out that you saw the change on her face and ask if that's exactly what she was thinking this entire history of her whole life in front of all of her family and basically force her to admit that that's the truth Right this is surprisingly common

Like a rare like a rare coin from the smithsonia Like a circle that you would call a coin because I guess it's coin shaped But it's not necessarily gold What is it made of that would make it material? tungsten material okay valuable material Presumably has many of these coins that it's our very very valuable collect like Mario like Mario Yeah, like exactly like Mario Are these even used in the Mushroom Kingdom for exchange of?

Honey gets us a new life. Yeah, so when you find yourself there, just kind of let it go. Let it go. Can you bring it up later? You could even later be like, I also thought that. Because one, you make her feel seen, but true, you're just trying to find out if that's really what you thought. So you get what you need, but then she also gets something she didn't realize she wanted, which is to feel seen. Wow.

This is such good advice. Completely hypothetical situation also. Totally hypothetical. Yeah, I mean, the hypothetical is like a metaphor for... Or it could be an exact same situation. Or it could be exact. Exactly. Because it actually happened.

Yeah, fact is stranger than fiction or whatever. It's tough. F facts can be stranger than fiction Well, thanks guys. I'll report back and why and why come girls always have a drawer for shirts You know why don't I was a drawer guy for a long time for t-shirts? Yeah, I prefer drawer for sure I don't like hung shirts. I got drawer. Oh, I got fucking chopped. I take I take shit shitty shirts Drawer nice shirt your clothing behaviors are effeminate They're also first wait you're saying because I you're saying because I I don't dry my clothes and I hang dry everything I'm I'm a woman

Yeah, they're I'm saying they're effeminate. Okay. You're saying I Would not just hang drying let's let's deep to hang drying, let's dig deeper into Nick's clothing habits. They're abominable. Let's put that out there. I don't think they're abominable. I think they're effeminate. To me, those are synonyms.

Nick will have piles. I have a clean pile that'll pull from all his awesome clothes. And I find that to be an effeminate behavior. Wait, to pull? Clothing habit. I'm with a loathing rabbit. Dang, Nabbit. He's getting better.

He's getting better. Yeah, Nick's trying out for must-catch. Nabbit's a rabbit. He's a Mario Kart world. In Mario Kart world. Wait, also, can we quickly talk about what? I want to get back to the clothes thing. But can we quickly talk about how Sinan tried

to test my gangster at the event. And she was like, she was talking about, she was trying to roast her camera guy, Rosie, what's his name? Rosie, yeah. Rosie for being bad at all video games. And then someone tested her and was like, oh no, I said, I pointed at her and I was like,

name three video games. And she was just like, play me Mario Kart right now. I was like was like I've never played this one and if we play sit down right now We play a pre I absolutely destroy you and she was like no we sit down Yeah, three out of four free races. Who did you play as I literally just spammed a so I kept whatever the last person had Got it. So it was toadette and whatever the car was set on which I think is the best car baby blooper So it was toadette and whatever the car was set on which I think is the best car baby blooper And the only pre only race she won Sina. I know you're fucking I know you still watch the show you have to hopefully Already she won was the one that void said where all the shortcuts were and it was coaching her in her ear Did Leslie did I hear this correctly did Leslie say she doesn't listen to the Arbils to eliminate sin?

um did Leslie say She doesn't that'd be devastating. I'm not gonna lie. Oh. That would really hurt. She said, oh she said something like that at Master Baker. What was it? She saw a clip of Aiden and I was like, was it on the yard? She said no, it was Lemonade Stan. She clips, clips.

Okay. Um, I don't remember, I don't remember what the context, I forgot. I forgot. Clips don't count, they get force fed to people I guess. I keep hoping you guys say some inappropriate shit and get canceled what you hope that shit yeah for you yeah oh yeah for lemonade I don't know I hope like like Iran Israel like I'm not in the weeds enough but like I get canceled I'm not like so you know when slime used to say Ludwig if I

get canceled it's okay you can take me out back and you can shoot me. He used to say that. I'm not like that. I go down, I'm blogging into that Chase account one last time. Yeah, oh my God. I really appreciate that. You know what's embarrassing is Jason pulls up his Chase. I go, let's go Chase or Chase.

He shows me his Chase account and then he's like, all right, show me yours. I couldn't log in. I'm just sitting there. And he's like, you're scamming me. I'm like, dude, I just can't figure it out. Dude, sit up pocket check to me. Okay. Really? No, hold up.

Aiden's been on this new kick. What is this? It's not a new kick. He hit a milli. What? Aiden hit a milli. That's crazy. Aiden hit a milli and he walks around going, I got a milli. I don't do that.

I do not do that. What is he doing? Everyone knows. He's got a cop guy. It's weird. No, I do. But why? Why? What the fuck?

Because there's a clip from Lemonade Stand Patriot where I talk about why taxes on the wealthy should be raised. The clip goes like this. It goes, should we raise taxes on the wealthy? And then he goes, pulls his pants down, dicks his ass out. That's not how it happens. I got a milli. I got a milli. And he's like, everyone else should probably get raised, It goes it goes should we raise taxes on the wealthy and then he goes pulls his pants down Everyone else should probably get raised, but I shouldn't cuz I fucking worked hard for my shit Wait, how did you get more money than me? He didn't go to the casino

If you took all the money you've ever lost at a casino and instead just put it into like any blue chip stock You'd be so rich. Dude, that's crazy. Like you just put a hundred thousand into Apple five years ago. That'd be so wild. Because I gave you a hundred thousand cash. Yeah. Five years ago. Are you liquid for a million? Four years ago. Right. Uh, no. Is there a little bit of Apple stock? Five years. Lick? Like, like assets. No, you know no assets That's what I thought you meant I was like, that's no way no Definitely not unless you count the fact that I have access to his bank. Well, if it's not liquid you're liquid for a lot more Percent you would double it you damn near double that shit. Damn, that'd be crazy. You know, double a Z

Well, if it's not liquid, it doesn't count. Do you think you could have mugged you saw his number Jason's I got him Oh, do I think I'm my kids have all their money in fucking just their savings No, they they they invest they do they invest nice They're the Bitcoin generation Jason's got a lot of shit covered dude. He's reading the dictionary. He's investing They ain't a crypto kid, but I don't know I think banks. I have beef with Jason. Whoa. I've beefed with Jason. And he doesn't know my real he doesn't know my name. So it's kind of a one-sided thing.

He might know your name. I might know what you look like. I know he knows what I look like for sure. Because the reason I'm Jason the Ween, the reason I have beef with him is when I showed up to Master Baker, I went up and I said, what's up, bro? For a DAP and he went he went W. Ed Sheeran. Dude. That's crazy.

And then I took the DAP away and I said, now what's that about? And then he said, sorry. I'm gonna put this in front of each of y'all and I'm just gonna have him guess your names. Sure. We'll see if he nails it. He's not gonna remember that.

I poured water. He's not picking up. He's not gonna remember. Yucky, there's water. It's so funny that Unk is on the FaceTime meta. Yeah, he's yeah, he's tapping into their methods. Judy was telling me I was like the FaceTime meta is so funny. She's like, yeah, I used to I used to get really like anxious like sometimes

I wouldn't pick up if I like felt like I looked bad or something and and she's like now I just like FaceTime. I look, you know. You just rip it. Bro, it sounds like he doesn't even know your name. That is pretty pathetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're literally 30 and Jason Lewe he doesn't even know your name. Go-y. That is pretty pathetic. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're literally 30 and Jason Leween isn't picking up your FaceTime. It is what it is. He probably hasn't woken up yet.

I'm a better baker than him. True. Zippor, can you play the clip I put in the... the Discord? What? Oh, fucking Dolt. Dolt. By the wrong Discord. Oh, there he is. Don't do the wrong discord. Oh, there is work.

There he is. Yo, I'm not right. I'm doing the podcast. I need you to do a little trivia. Another trivia, I'm going to show you three people's faces. I just need to tell you, you need to tell me their names. OK, OK. If you hold it, put it in the mic. Three people's faces. I just need to tell you me to you need to tell me their names Okay, okay Put it in the mic. Hey, what's up, man?

What's his name three for three three for three oh What shit? I thought you better send me pictures. Okay, Tony Park Tony Park. That's Tony Park. That's Tony Park. Tony Park? Alright, that's Tony Park. Wagwang Crote. And the mic. Oh my god. Ummm... Humpty Dumpty. Ohhhh!

Alright. What's up bro? I met you yesterday. Well, you met me before yesterday. So what's his name? Ed Sheeran. Come on bro. Well, you met me before yesterday. So what's his name? We probably couldn't think of any jokes for you either Hey appreciate a Yoda Playing me in the show match Humpty Dumpty

Truly doesn't remember playing me in the show Matt trick shot at adaptpty? You think he truly doesn't remember playing me in the show match? Trickshot or adapt? I don't think he remembers. That's fucking crazy. But to be fair, I saw a clip again from the show match. It's after they lose. And he's talking to his cameraman John because he didn't switch the ingest from the PC setup to the camera. And it's just 45 seconds of him yelling at John.

He just goes, John! Switch the ingest John, fuck, what do I pay you for? Switch it. Him knowing the word ingest is pretty funny. Just blood in the eyes. So I don't think he knew, he don't think he remembers much of that. Look, we were kind of trash on Jason. He's got it all on his mind.

Yes. He's, you know, in a bit of a, I'll call it puppy love. And they call and Loki, if I can speak on to Kura just for a moment, because I feel like I got to say my piece. It's just Loki, I feel like he was kind of putting her on and he was kind of like giving her the spotlight in a way that I think she definitely was into.

So for her to sort of like ghost him at the end of that stream and leave him on red lookie you're so bro no no fucking listen up you're not clocking what he's saying you are not clocking even slightly for her to leave him on red like that even after a whole day of putting her on type shit that shit would that she would not fly She's done for him she flew from Toronto where she was supposed to be a VCT masters with her sister who she loves dearly Yeah, did you say him and who flew her out and who flew her out?

Not Jason. Oh, yeah, Jason the wind definitely wasn't Jason would never let a girl fly alone. No, that's not Jason, bro. That's not the Jason I know, bro. He didn't fly around, he didn't even know she was coming. That'd be L Jason, and that's not- No, no, no. That would be- and Jason would never L. She also- she also- He fucking loves that girl, bro. He would fucking die for that girl, bro.

He maybe throws his money around, but she's doing the act, she flew. How do I hear some shit? I don't wanna hear some shit from a 33-year-old ass. No, now he's just throwing his money around, dude. You're done. You're done, you're done. You're done bro. The people have spoken. The only flaw she has is she can't sing.

For real. The guy who likes to sing now. He can sing beautifully. God, Jason's voice is beautiful. And now? No, no, no. Street fighter. And now this.

Contextualized, so I'm the Sajam slam. I have to play Saikuno. That's this week. Yeah. You're gonna get coked He a master right now. He hit master. I also master but he did it with a different character I thought he was cami. No, he got to master with jury He stopped playing cami. I know which is kind of crazy for one. He's calling you out Saikuno That's a Gunnar character doing a character not like cami obviously

Cami and jury are both Gunnar characters. You're talking too much and that's a problem for me Yeah, and anyway, so I'm practicing a lot and I'm getting coach this. You're talking too much and that's a problem for me. Yeah. And anyway, so I'm practicing a lot and I'm getting coached and it's been really fun. And that's on Wednesday. So when this comes out, audio, I'll be doing that. But I'm also, so there's this kid, his tag is also Slime. He tweeted at me like five years ago.

He's like, should I change my tag? Because I pick Slime and you're Slime. And I was like, you can do you, man. But if you have the same tag, people people always gonna make the mistake or compare and five years later We come across each other again, and he's like hey, I didn't change my tag He's also like I'm pretty sick at Street Fighter if you want to learn and I'm like great That's great so we hopped on a call and he plays my and I don't know my matchup and when we're

He's like 21 when we're playing and he's teaching me stuff on his stream we find out that the US has bombed Iran so I tell him and this happens wallah he were finished the sage I'm sure is gonna be the last thing we're gonna be fucking having oh my god all right hold on let me get a PSA real quick Iran if you were listening As-Salaamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu my name is Ali my buddy here slime slime Muhammad, you know, he's Muslim too, listen, he's Muslim, Slime over here is Muslim, okay? He's bald because it's for Hajj, he wants to Hajj. John, his real name is Yahya, okay? Is Yahya, right? We are safe. We love Shia,

I love you, Imam Hussain. Motorcat, you know, like, she tweets like the Ayatollah, she loves woman, okay? So like, you know, we keep queens safe safe Queens is safe. We have so her mom Donnie inshallah He will win and beat the evil net in Yahoo promo Bring Ludwig to our house. We're having a fucking shawarma don't bring Atolla he was tweeting some real shit do not bomb New York. I beg of you Yeah, he's pretty cool yeah And then we were right back to learning the my matchup well congratulations on becoming Muslim Yeah, so if I could you know talk to everyone out there who was maybe on the fence about a salaam alaikum

And I'm full and don't worry got to the I had enough to eat today. That's insane. Yeah, after the years bombed Iran, Cutie at night was like, we got to leave. And I was like, why? She's like, I saw a TikTok and this is in the red zone of places that are going to get bombed. OK, and I was like, oh, that's not this is not good. Dude, do you see Shag's tweet? No, he's at Birio Kart and he was like Alex just leaned over to me and he's like

I don't know if this is a bad time right now, but we just bombed Iran Middle of Birio Kart Which I did have the same feeling I at some point like I think maybe like six beers deep I checked my phone and see the headline and I was just like I don't think I'm in a good place for this right now You should do that she they should do that yeah, you guys should you guys should go live the day of shit like that happening Oh, that's a fire about it Yeah of shit like that happening. Oh, that's a fire idea. Talk about it. And talk about it, yeah. Yeah, but just say shit. Basically just say whatever you're feeling.

The thing they actually do is they record right before the thing happens and then the episode comes out and it's like, ah. Ah. They're not talking about the thing that just happened. I still watch him, William Spaniel. I started watching him during the Ukraine war and he's like a political analyst.

Someone in the comments a long time ago was like, that guy's my professor. He's a professor at he does like war theory and stuff. Anyway, he comes out with his video and I'm obviously watching all this stuff. He's like, why the US and Iran might become entangled? And then I'm watching like the notification like eight hours later, like we bomb Iran.

And it's like, yeah, I got to get a video out on this one, I guess, too. My friend was messaging me. He's he got invited to a wedding in Kazakhstan Yeah, I gotta get a video out on this one, I guess, too. My friend was messaging me. He got invited to a wedding in Kazakhstan. And he was like, can you help me? If I want to plan travel, can you help me out? Would I fly through here? Would I fly through here?

One of the places you can fly through is Qatar. You fly on Qatar Airways and you link through. A day later, Qatari airspace closed the whole airspace. Yeah, because they Iran retaliated today. Yeah. They sent missiles at U.S. military bases like blood. Sorry. Yeah, I might not be.

It was like, I don't know if you can make it to the wedding, man. I might be might be bad. Maybe a train through maybe just just get on a train. I was like, well you could like fly the other way around. It would be a lot longer. Like when ships have to go around Africa, when the Suez Canal

is... Yeah, yeah. That's the plane equivalent of that. That's fucking crazy. Take your 40 hour plane journey together instead. You told me something about Void at Burio Kart that I haven't been able to forget. Oh my god, yeah. It was really funny. So I rewind it. World's Greatest, the event Ludwig did. Void was I was asking Void about just improvement and stuff, getting his like his peace on it,

because he's obviously like such an amazing gamer every game he plays. I was hoping to walk away with some sort of tangible advice that would help me. And he was just like, yeah, I mean something kind of weird that I do that isn't really advice is that I get better at games when I go to bed. So when I fall asleep, I usually dream and I'll work out ideas in my dreams and I can do them when I wake up. And I'm like, right. Okay, so I can't do that. The lucid dreamer improver.

He does this. He does this with every video game He goes to bed when he wants to learn something when he because he wants to use that time and he just learns it And he was like fuck so he finds me at Birio, and he goes I gotta tell you something I'm like yeah, he's he's like hammered. He's like you look in both ways And he's like you know that I told you how I improve in dreams. And I was like, yeah. And he goes, well, I'm playing Street Fighter right now. And there's this combo that I just always drop. I just keep dropping it. And I'm like, I see where this is going.

I'm like, yeah. And he's like, so I went to bed. And I thought about the combo in my sleep. And I dropped it in my dream. And I was like, no. God's dead? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, I woke up. And I was like no God's dead he's like yeah Things like I woke up, and I was just so mad

What's very it's very gravely serious, and then he'll just smile really fast smile. He just gravely serious Loki done this with what wait with what with the league like okay, but you You dreamed about missing bandages? Like you always do? No. Oh, sorry. Two bandages. Two time platch. Two time platch. Pladge.

You are fucking silver. Oh! Well, he's a great Samus player, so kill yourself. I watched a League video before bed every single night for like six weeks. Oh, I remember that. And then I started just thinking about like, and it's not complex ultimately, but like the most efficient

a mu mu combo if I land a cue and just like my order. Which is QWR. No. You have W on before you cue. Oh, yeah. So OK. So it's less complicated. No, it's like Q e are EQ maybe But anyway, I just kept like envisioning doing it and then I did and then I did it the next day and I was like

Oh, that was awesome. Did you ever practice it in like practice mode? No No, I just played the game after in a hit. But I think I could only do that after literally watching like 20 hours of a moomoo voodoo over the course of six weeks. I think that is one of your greatest accomplishments. I think I've said this before, but all that other shit, throw it away. The streak to close it out was, it was crazy. Subathon washed. Yeah, who cares? Hold up. Nobody cares. Jason was literally 10 when the subathon hit. PogoSuck2. Yeah, huh? PogoSuck2. Dude, if you think about it, you kind of subathoned when it was all plumbers. Yeah, true.

True shit. That's it. Yeah. Bro, I dropped a 100 point game. I beat Ninja and he was with Drake at the time. Yeah, but ninjas like Jerry West Do my little cousin I Linked up my little cousin for first time like ten years I only think I've ever had an adult conversation with him my whole life and he was just like yeah I play Marvel rivals now. I linked I played against ninja. I shit on him. He sucks. So ninjas watched My records are still standing yeah, Aiden has a really good point. My records are still standing. Yeah, and Bill Russell will always have won 11 championships.

Like, what do you want me to say? Oh my god. What do you want me to fucking say? I don't know anything about, but when he talks so confidently, I start going like this. Yeah. Bro, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like Kareem. You're not Korean.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's scoring records are still respected. I know you like Asian stuff. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's second place scoring record is still respected. Yeah, you always have respect. Yeah, you know, we respect you. I respect you. I would work for you if I didn't respect you. It's funny because if you were grinding league at the time and we said all this, you wouldn't care.

I'm still doing it, by the way. What? I'm still out there putting up 30 a night. Putting up 30 a night. Okay, sometimes it's 20. by the way. What? I'm still out there putting up 30 a night. Putting up 30 a night. Okay, sometimes it's 20. He 50, you 50% win rated your way back to plat. That's putting up 30 a night.

Yeah, cause I had good MMR. I mean, I hit it again. Like I still got it. Yeah, you're going to be one of those tourist guys that like you log on for a week every season and you get your rank. So it stays in your OP.GG and then you dip forever. Did you win your plot game?

Yeah, yeah. I won my plot game. I played it on stream. And by the way, League Week 2 is this week. Oh yeah. Oh really? Yeah, it actually is. And we're going to a new lane.

Wait, you start tomorrow? We're dominating a new territory Thursday. It's actually really exciting. Thursday to Sunday. A new territory. I'm going to a new lane and I'm gonna, the goal's not plat, the goal's 10 in a row. That's so much harder. Yeah, that's way harder.

Well, for a guy like me. Wait, what was your streak, how many games did you win in a row the night you hit Plat? I won eight in a row, twice. Wow. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy, actually. That's why it was so crazy, because it was against all odds.

The sub-a-thon itself, it was like, yeah, this keeps going at an even pace, but man I can't I can't express how much of a more of accomplishment What was it you hit plat because even Tyler ones fucking old grumpy ass gave you your flowers beautiful I'm just good. I actually realized I could hit diamond in league if I wanted okay Actually, you know what you and maybe I should doubt him. Maybe I shouldn't doubt I the only reason I don't you have to get through

Emerald right is it plow emerald but emeralds free emeralds like actually for fucking great Did great look I'm gonna keep it real with you. Let's get right to it. I use rocket money And you know I learned I've been paying for two Adobe subscriptions for like five years Identical ones yeah, you know I don't be is really expensive now. Yeah, like $90 a month I can't let me have to I don't know Yeah. Well, I just- Adobe is really expensive now. Yeah. It's like $90 a month. You gotta cancel that, man. Wait, why do you have to? I don't know. I just use Rocket Money to cancel my mortgage

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That's rocket money comm slash the yard. Well, do we got to have it? That's rockamoney.com slash the yard. We got to have it. How's the new subscriptions? Let's just get out of here. We got to get out. You know League broke Miles. Josh and Miles have been doing a race at Low Masta.

Five games a day. And yesterday, Miles went into Josh's room and just conceded. He got into two games in a row and he just breached his human limit. He's like, you got it, you got the challenge, you beat the challenge. And I was like, oh, I wonder if Miles is gonna quit league

now and he was on the next day. It's so funny to quit the challenge, but keep playing because nothing fundamentally changes. You can just keep playing. You can still just do it. The fun thing is you get to play for more than five games a day. Which solves everything.

You didn't like the cap. That's funny. That's not a bad point. No, no, it's better. It makes you feel better. I wanted to do more crap. I guess it's like if you only get five games a day, which solves everything. You didn't like the cap. That's funny. That's not a happy one. No, no, it's better. It makes you feel better. No, no, I wanted to do more crap. I guess it's like if you only get five games a day and two of them are inted, it's like,

oh, this is just a waste of a day. Sure, but Josh has gone like, oh, five. Yeah, I know. It doesn't make it sense, but I'm trying to empathize with this logic. So void one Birio card again. And I really wanted to win this year. I wanted to try my best, but I'm a shit chugger.

I think that's what's holding me back. Yeah, you're bad at drinking. Yeah, I'm just really slow. In Void chugging, there's no vibes that he can judge. Dude, that's the thing. I want you to imagine this man grinded chugging before the event. Oh my God, genuinely? He wants it more than you.

That's what I know. In the final pre, he was first, second, second, second at chugging. I beat him in three of the four, but he beat me on the first chug and he was always second. And there was a big gap between second and third. I won all my non-chug races and we did the little thug final at the end. Oh, you did thug finals with Void? Closed the thug final. Yeah, but he, no, it was like a 24 person thug finals, but Void threw up during it.

It's like the end of Undertale. Yeah. Which is an automatic DQ. By the way, where did he throw up? He threw up all over Yingo's desk. Ha! Awesomely. Interesting. Awesomely and protectively.

Because the whole- And then Elyan came in the room and he's like, he threw it up where? And he was looking around the ceiling trying to find it. Dude, the whole, for two weeks straight, everyone's like getting beer already, like testing, and I'm just in the office most of the time. And like, every time I would walk by my desk and be like, Valkyrie is going to throw up on your desk, bro. It's going to be, it's going to be a nightmare. He did keep saying this.

He deserved this happening. He kept saying it. And I was like, that would suck. I don't want that to happen. And then lo and behold. It's his his desk whose desk is it? Boyd's out there. That's so sick So yeah, what what did you what you end in I got fourth? Okay. Yeah, I had a moment. There was a I had my chance to win it that I lost in the second race There's a really ridiculous easy grass shortcut to hit on the second track in the finals. And I took it too tight and just fell off. And if I had nailed the shortcut, I would have been in the lead in first with two mushrooms

going into the final stretch. And I, as soon as I lost that, I was mathematically out of it. I was in first for four out of five checkpoints on Rainbow Road and then just bucked up loose shells. You're getting blue. Yeah. You were getting blue'd. Yeah, it was sad. But, dude, after, uh, cause people kept hanging out and partying after and I think, you know, most people are hanging out, having a good time, and at some point my PC gets turned

on for CSGO cases. Like, it's on my inventory screen in CS. Okay, I watched this happen. I don't know how drunk he was. He turned it on. I literally watched him sit down, turn it on and navigate to this haste screen. I watched all of this.

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is what happened. I was sitting next to his PC the whole time. I was really drunk and I was like, you know what would be fun right now? I want to see if I can win a Counter-Strike death match. So I open it up, because at this point I'm drunk enough that playing Mario Kart is difficult.

And I never play CS. I never play CS Intoxicated. So I wanted to see if I could do something. I get no joke, I'm 30 seconds into the CS death match and I'm like, this isn't fun. This is bad. And I just click out of it. And then people, I think it was Polite who came over behind me because he just plays CS to crack.

I don't think he plays the game at all. So bad. He only cracks CS cases. Which as I've learned is an unfortunately large number of people a lot of people a lot of people just do not play and only open cases Yes, which is crazy. It's fucked up. I know cuz the odds are just so bad They're terrible when it lands on the little gold one. You're like it feel good like you'll get it's like a thousand monkeys Holding hands made of light glowing light dancing in your mind. Yeah, pure energy. So Polite's like, you got cases.

And I'm like, yeah, I've got cases because I never I never crack after I don't think I've cracked maybe at all since the day that we all cracked a bunch in a call. And you guys all got knives and gloves and I got nothing. Yeah, that was forever ago. I know. Because yeah, that was Kyle cracking one on his steam deck. I know the first one. Yeah, that was forever ago. I know. Because, yeah, that was Kyle cracking one on his Steam Deck. I know. And it cracked a knife.

The first one. Yeah, that was insane. The first case cracked on Kyle's Steam Deck. And I'm like, Polite's like, you got to do it, man. Come on, let's go. And so I throw five bucks in the account. I'm like, I'll get two keys. And we get two.

And we're done. So this turns into me opening like 10. And then, of course, we're getting nothing. You never get anything. You never get anything Yeah, I never get anything and then a crowd starts to form. Oh, no, but then I I hit a lid I'm like I do not want to put any more like I've spent like $15 and I'm like guys we haven't gotten anything. This is dumb. I'm not gonna spend any more cases I get up from my computer walk away. I

Walk back the group is still there. Leslie has put $200 from my PayPal into Counter-Strike, drunk Leslie, and is cracking in front of everybody on my account. They don't just clatter. They swarf off of Wall Street. They spend $200 worth of cases and keys, zero pull. It's all blue.

That's sick. And then- In the middle of this, at some point, Cam comes over to me and he goes, he goes, Nick, Nick, if you had to give me a number 1 through 10, how much money does Aiden have? And I was like, okay, I don't understand the metric here. I was like, is 10 infinity or is it just a lot? He goes, hmm, it's a lot. I'm like, he's a five. And he's like, that's enough. That's enough. He goes back and he's like eight of five and they all go It made sense to all of them And you got nothing from that nothing what did Leslie say Leslie what did she say? Yeah, yeah She said I didn't crack anything this sucks

She just said like they just kept saying you can afford it You can't log into my PayPal She get in the PayPal. Sorry clogged it. Oh, it's my home Home PC. All right, let's confront her. Are you facetiming? No, I don't have her number dude next time you face time someone on the pod or should record your screen Oh smart that illegal You have to say we have to disclose. Oh, I usually say I'm on the end if it's if it's Single party or yeah, California's a single party consent say, but it's not then huh? It's not then it's two party consent

They're sorry to party. Oh, I see I see There's very few one party consent states Texas one of them moving Moving to Texas, the FaceTime phase. They want to record it and use it and upload it. They're like, we're fine with this. Could be the play. How does that work if you're in a single-party state calling a... Never mind.

It depends where you're recording from. You know, it's like I had this question, which I think is reasonable. When something, when a crime happens on a plane, what's the jurisdiction? The answer is the takeoff. Fuck, wow. It's either or, right? It's not airspace over though. For baby, what is it for baby? For baby?

Yeah, there's a... Like he's not doing shit, he's not checking in. Yeah, well he's not checking in, so... No, I'm saying if a baby is born on a a flight I believe they're given the nationality of the destination Really yeah, oh if you Do you know you know when you leave big airports flying back to the US and you go through US immigration like before you leave Yeah, like maybe you're in Toronto or like Amsterdam or something. What if you're flying to Epstein Island that counts oh What would you be you would I mean I don't think that's an and I'm a nation it's not yet

So I saw the answer the fucking question Where you're going so I don't know Okay, so zipper the second thing you look up is I've seen island is in which country yeah I actually don't know this answer the question. Do you think there was ever a Sega Genesis at Epstein Island zipper? No I don't think there was. Do you see how this is a debate automatically? Unquestionably. I think they had the E-Box. I think he had his own console.

I think so. I would think questionably, no. He had the Steam Phantom. If any old heads remember that. The Steam Deck. Little St. James? It can't be called Little St. James. I think it's Puerto Rico. Well, we actually I want Google to say the answer because I am stupid. I'm not the British Virgin Islands.

We see the Google what the word US Virgin Islands. Oh, US Virgin Islands. Yeah, US Virgin Islands. And it's really one star on Google. Only one review. You can't trust that. one there two years ago read that guy's review does he he said he has seven photos okay careful seven photos across the reviews not for this review Wow that guy yeah that guy David at a really bad time yeah the order uber eats there uh no you can't even order them in New Hampshire, bro Yeah, real the Epstein Island of the East Coast. No

No, no, no, they share this connection. I guess I'm far off. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for sending. Yeah New England states are so fucking small and dinky. It's so annoying What it there's a little there's a little they a little embarrassing? Little dinky states. And when we started going out west, we're like fucking flopping it out. But do you know what the result? Do you know why? I actually don't know. No.

Because it's when the settlers came and they all wanted their little fiefdoms for slaves. No, it's because the West is arid and the land is less fertile. So that you make larger states because if you were to cut it up, you'd have some states that are just fucking dry, bare desert with nothing. Nothing in it. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense. I feel like it's because we have more mini golf courses.

No, it's because west of the Rockies, the fucking weather is shit. It doesn't rain enough for fertile soil. I grew up in Colorado Rain all the time. Checkmate. You're an idiot. You ever think about that. You're an idiot. The Pacific Northwest? I grew up next to a farm in Washington.

The Pacific Northwest does have a lot of bus and grass and fertile soil. You see how your argument just rumbled apart? The Pacific Northwest needs to support the more inland, arid areas. What is he even talking about? Look up a map of roads in the US. I'm not gonna do that Zipper look up US map road

Y'all are so cringe on the East Coast you made a whole state out of roads and it's not even an island Are you talking about? Rhode Island's like the size of my butthole. It's not roads. It's one highway. That whole state is one highway. Rhode Island is small. I'll give you that. Do you see? OK, look.

You see how many roads there are East Coast? How dense it is? This should look like my grandma's leg. Look like a damn veiny penis. It's very, very like a veiny penis. It's very dense East Coast. OK, it's a lot of fertile, Shaft. Inhabitable lands.

All right? And then out West, it's a lot less land. Okay. Can you, you know, you know when you use a Buddha call duty and it would show you who's live from where with all the lights? Yeah. You remember how East Coast would be like,

pow, pow, fireworks. That's so many lights. And then West Coast, it's like, it's like, there's a small blip in a giant area. Yeah, because bro There's nobody living there's less people. It's all it's either farmland or inhabitable land. Yeah Well, I get it now. I don't really care because I never played Call of Duty So you your attempt to contextualize this didn't land on me and now I just wish we were farmers instead Have you ever played Metal Gear Solid 2? Oh,. Okay, you're gay if you've done that.

What the fuck? It's Pride Month. You know what's funny? Also, I showed, I gave Nick a small history lesson, because in Metal Gear Solid 2, if you don't know, they just had you play a new character that no one liked or cared about, and then at the end they made him naked. And you just had to like jump around.

It went right in, obviously if you don't know, right in is just holding his cup and he has to run around and like do flips. And you're like a little kid and you're like, I wanted solid snake in the first place. And I've almost beaten the game. And now this is my reward. What? Yeah, because he gets. I'm seeing a bit of nut. You think you are. But yeah, it's just one of the greatest games of all time. This is fire. Yeah, it's gets I'm seeing a bit of nut you think you are

But yeah, it's just one of the greatest games of all this is fire. Yeah, it's a great game. This is Why does it look so good? Is this a remake? It's ps2, baby. They just they they locked in Yeah, the grass is so cool. It looks like a running around exactly. I was gonna say Exactly what his body looks like. Yeah, you can do CQC He does the flip actually looks like. Yeah, you can do CQC. It does look like him. He does the flip. No, it actually looks like Two Hollis. It does look like Two Hollis. Metal Gear Two Hollis. Yeah, me and Dan were just explaining to Nick why Metal Gear is cool.

And he was like, yeah, this is pretty cool. And I'm like, this is all I ever wanted. I don't need you to play the games. I do want to play all of them at some point in my life. You know who does stuff like that that I think is cool is Connor. Connor SeDog. He'll sit and play like single-player games for a long time and I think that's something that streaming kind of shies away from because it's all W now.

I think it happens just in more popular titles. Yeah, he'll play the old shit. When Connor does that it's not necessarily like a bus in stream. No it's not but he still does it. He still does it. Yeah, that's true You want to do a stream with me? Don't say no What is the idea? The idea I call it mr. President I give you an Xbox 360 me and you log on to monowarfare 2 I have a riot shield and you have whatever you want and you have to get a nuke And we don't get off until you get a nuke and I protect you Guy who barely has ever played these games. I feel like this is a better format in a different game. I feel like I would just attack Nuke.

This could be, this might be Nick's billion dollar idea. I think I just get one without you. Come on. Okay, well then now you've just removed me from it. No, but like that's what I'm saying. He does it next day. He's getting attacked Nuke. Call him Mr. President, I'm the president.

I'm also the president. And I have no secret service. I'm just saying, you're basically saying, I have a good idea, how about you go dunk a basketball? But to do it, you get on my shoulders, and then you dunk it from there. And I'm like, you would never dunk in your entire life. That is a great scenario.

You could never dunk no matter how hard you try. I know, but in this analogy, I can dunk. Because I think I've gotten nukes. I've gotten nukes. I don't think you can get a nuke unless you cheese it What does that mean like like camp like noob tube rocket launcher camp like if you get like a real bonafide like I'm running around Gunning I don't think you get one So okay, and our and mr. President. I'm playing cool mr. President not cheesing it more Yeah, but it's funnier. Okay, that's fair. What's your idea Nick? You hate it?

More? Yeah, but it's funnier. Okay, that's fair. That's a great idea, Nick. You hate it. I know, for the Xbox. I just said it's a great idea. You feel like you're not being genuine. I just said it's a great idea.

Why do you say it like that? Why do you- You're doing the Jerry Seinfeld. Why are you slightly changing how you talk when you say it? Why are you saying it's a great idea? You have a friend that says it's a great idea. Why do you say, okay, actually it's a good idea. I actually do like it. Let's do it. Actually it's a good idea.

Oh, you're smiling. You're smiling. Hi. Do you see how fucking beaten and battered I am from you. I'm you I am you see I am I'm do you see I am Do you see it? I'm being torn apart, and I'm being overanalyzed Nick I think my brain works like the freestyle mind like I'm breaking things down over analyzing I'm trying to make things multi syllabic basically any time I can Nick I think it's a great idea I'll pencil it in

You penciled in? Dude he gave a Kelby face. All right, I'll go talk to Christian. We'll pencil it in. Please. Look at your calendar one day. You'll see Xbox 360 Summer with Nick. Love it. You love it. Love it. And you're going to show up. Pencil it in. Okay, it's in Wow, I Love it. And you're going to show up. Pencil it in. Wow. I can't wait. Or you can do it with Connor Dogg VA. It'll be a nuke race. And you guys can race each other. And you do it without me.

Bigger streamer. If he did this during League Week for some reason, that'd be so fucking funny. Nuke race is a fucking great idea. You kinda sent him, you gave him a layup. Fuck yes. Cause Connor plays Modern Warfare. New crazes a fucking great idea you kind of sent him. Yes. Yeah, I'm a layup. Yeah, please Warfare we can definitely do it dude I got an idea. He's on a plane. I can't call he's on his way here comes tonight. Let's go fun

Yeah, you should call Connor on a plane and say let's do a nuke race That you should do that. We're gonna race to get a bomb. A big bomb. Connor, the first to get a nuke wins. No, in America. Oh, you're flying. Dude, do you, do you, do you actually think everything I made was fucking dry and horrible? What do you mean? Master Baker, you're being so mean.

Um, yeah, yeah, you fucked it. You were bragging. You thought you were gonna come into this baking competition hot. And then you just put candy on it, like that fixes it. You the one who told me to do that. No, I told you to make icing. Not glaze. I thought you were gonna come into this baking competition hot. And then you just put candy on it like that fixes it. You the one who told me to do that. No I told you to make icing. Not glaze. I told you to make icing. And then you know what Cutie said? She pulled me aside. She was like icing is what he has to do and that's what saves his cookie.

Wow. And I bink it. I don't know how to make icing! And then then she said but he literally made icing the day before. I don't know why he's saying that because he did it perfectly the day before. Oh I did yeah. You do know how to make icing. What the fuck is going wrong with your mind? sugar and butter and

Color how do you use red wine and I was like there's no way that's true cuz if he made ice in the day before Why would he tell me doesn't know how to make it cuz I didn't realize that was icing. I thought that was glaze So you you went you made it to the finals were people getting eliminated this no no eliminations is here Everyone makes it to the final one People went the whole way through. Yes, which made it a lot more exciting. But it also means that Slime is a better baker than you? I mean, yeah. I survived in a coliseum of cohorts.

I should think it makes what Slime did way easier because Lily would have been eliminated Day 2 because she had the worst dish. Yeah. But she ended up getting second overall. Alright, here's my tier list of all the people in Master Baker. Just the contestants. Yeah. And not as bakers, as people.

And my vibes on them. Ready? Please. All right. Number one Ludwig, that's my boy. Day one. Number two, Archie. I like that guy. Good guy. And he brings. How do you fly over Archie? He brings a great vibe to the room.

I really enjoy his presence. Three. It's a tough one. That's a tough one. Three's a tough one. I'm gonna give it to Maya because I've just had a lot more conversations with her because a close fourth is foosly. And then fifth, we're giving that one to... Who's left?

Lily and Jason. Lily, six is Jason. Well, cause he called you Ed Sheeran. Cause he called you Ed Sheeran. I don't think he really wants to learn my name or even tried to learn my name. No. Even though we talked so many times.

So I remember that, but he's also 20. So like he has a lot of time in, or 21. He has time to grow up. And so I can't really hold it together too bad. To learn and grow and be better. And be better, yeah, and improve. And like when he walks in a room and he's having conversations with someone at some point,

just be like, also, I didn't catch your name. So I won't call you Ed Sheeran. I'll just be like, what's your name? And I could be like, oh, I'm Nick. I actually met before. And he'd be like, oh, whoops, totally my bad. It's all good, man. You have a busy day.

You meet a lot of people. And then Lily, yeah, just a horrendous vibe. Just. Dude. Lily just like, just really just in the room. Just really feels like she just wants to leave. There's a clip of Lily and she goes... Yeah when Jason walks in he says hi to everyone there including me and it makes me feel non-invisible.

Dude. It's so sad. What's going on? I was about to talk some shit too because she's in my slam bracket. Yeah. My Sajam slam bracket. I don't... I know. I instantly...

She's in my slam bracket. She's one of the competitors in my slam bracket. Yeah. So I instantly said... There's seven of's in my slam bracket. She's one of the competitors in my slam bracket. Yeah. So I instantly said the... There's seven of them in my slam bracket. It's Lily, Sykuno. I'm Muslim now, by the way, but I'm in my slam bracket era. I like that. Right. So I made sure to correct that instantly. You immediately corrected...

It took a bit. It took a bit. Speaking of slamming, bro, can you pull up? Are you logged in to Instagram? If not, just pull up Ed Master Baker, the clip should be on L.S.F. of Ed with the Milk. Come on. We got to talk about Ed. You're going to air him out. We're going to air him out. I didn't see this clip, so I said actually fun.

Because you were like the clips crazy. So it might be on YouTube, too, but just milk Master Baker finale. But anyway, Ed, Ed, baker finale. But anyway, Ed Ed friend friend friend of mogul events. Ed was at master baker front row. Can I just say really quick? Oh, this will be my first time seeing this because in the room I was so locked into whatever I was doing I didn't even notice this happened. So Jason had two half gallon whole milk Containers because he was trying to give milk to everybody with his cookies.

And also they do milk shots, the thing I think. They like milk shots. And Ed was there and Ed's rocking the same hat he got from Streamr Games. He was in Streamr Games, he competed because somebody was late, I forget who, somebody was late and he failed. I think it was E-Rob.

E-Rob was late because his plane didn't land. So he failed for E-Rob and the crowd loved him. And so Ed pops up when he sees me, goes invite me to streamer games. And then Jason's like, yo, get some milk. And then this clip happens. You can just play the clip. You're here. I'm still here. He's still here. Let me see the game. Chug.

And then Jason says chug. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Ch He looks like the inside man bank robbers. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh And so Ed got a little carried away and there was a there was a tonal shift from let's go to oh no. Do we not all get just swept up in the heat of the moment? Sometimes we get carried away. And the passion of life. We do of course. And I think a lot of people online, you know specifically the LSF crowd, they can be a little critical. They'll base somebody's entire life off of the clip they see and they go there's so many people like this, selfish people.

They don't think about the workers in a situation and, you know, they, they, they tear down Ed and they're mean to him, bro. They're really interesting. But what they don't talk about is Ed's sweetheart. Yeah, because it is heart of gold. Let me tell you, it broke me after this, like 10 minutes passed by. Ed comes over and everyone's like getting their cookies and he's like one of the last in line and he's, I thought he was shivering.

I thought he was shivering. Cause he walked over. Cause he called from the milk. I thought he was cold from the milk. I didn't realize, Ed was crying bro. Yeah. Ed had been crying for 10 minutes. And I have to see what you fucking do.

And he goes, I'm just so sorry. Like I just got swept up in the moment And he apologized everybody shook everybody's hand and I'm telling Ed right now and you're in streamer games, bro We're putting you in somehow. I don't know how yet ref We're gonna create the milk challenge category Everyone has to get My god milk, which I think is a company. Yo.

The Ed Milk Mile. We're gonna chef this up. Ed, I want you to stream your games. I posted it in my Instagram story. His Ed. We'll post this alongside. I don't want those zippers logged in to Instagram. I'll just pull up my story though, it's an insane picture.

We should do like the RFK raw milk mile. That is a crazy picture. Zippor, can you look up Inside Man Clive Owen? It's insane. I need to find, I was looking for it before the podcast, there's a picture, there's a free frame photo of Dr. Noodle S slam doing this at his desk in college. Still down. But just with milk, just on a webcam. Yeah, that's fire.

It broke my heart seeing Ed Crichton. Yeah, to the right, that one. So, yeah, he just gets a bunch of people to look like this in a bank robbery. And that's what that reminded me of. This is pretty useless thing to bring up and makes no sense. I appreciate it. Now we will carry on. No, no, it's fine. You know what QT said to me?

Huh? She said after Master Baker, cause she'd been kind of mean to me all week. Yeah. She's been trying to not show bias. And I think the way she figures out how to do that is by being mean. And-

She said that's, we call that word for that in the home country. Doon-dare. She was soond-er-ay. She was very soond-er-ay. And at the end she goes, but because my ass, my ass said, what was the best thing? And she said, well, the best thing I've ever had a Master Baker was Ludwig's Donuts. Oh my God. Yeah, she probably wasn't counting my ice cream because that was for sure the best one. No, get fucked. Loser, loser, loser.

I can't even push back on that for me. I made the best thing ever. I really think that this is like erasure because I think that I I really did beat people, you know, in a competition. But when everyone gets a free walk, everyone gets to play modern. Dude, it's you're acting like it's easier to compete against less people. My argument has fallen apart immensely and immediately lily got second she would have been a yeah exactly you're right okay yeah I think you're right I just want one thing this year one thing you don't give me anything

else can we get Justin Bieber on the positive he's been on this thing bro he's obsessed with Justin Bieber right now. I'm not obsessed with him, I just think he is awesome. Which I also don't think is true. Yeah, we can get Bieber on for sure. Can we? Not at this year angle, but yeah, easily. Eventually? How many more years of the podcast? We're gonna go at least...

When's Sweden joining NATO? They already did. Seven and a half months? No, wait, it was longer than that. At least I said. So the floor of how long this show lasts is seven and a half months. And after that, in your head, it's possible it ends. Here's what the people don't realize at home.

The D&D is actually our finale. When it comes out, that's when it's ending. So you want this shit to be delayed, bro. Every month it doesn't come out means the pod lasts another month. That's kind of beautiful. Maybe Nick's holding his hostage with that. Maybe he knows that D&D is so good that the pod can't ever top it. I actually thought it was horrible until Slime watched it and he spent an hour and a half laughing.

I did. I watched it and he had very good notes. He said it was way faster paced. Yeah, I've been reviewing the episodes. I mean, because have so much time we can just tinker with it now. So like fuck it. I watched episode two, it was great. They fixed it. Yeah. It's a Labooboo summer. Can you, for Unc, can you just explain? Just get your girl a Labooboo, don't think about it. It's like a Sunny Angel. I want to make a yard Labooboo

and it's a zipper one and the mouth is z closed that'd be high. It would be so high look This is a little boo-boo. It's made by pop Mart. It's basically blind boxes, and then I don't think I don't think you've understand So I'm if we somehow some way got laboo boo to do a collaboration where we made one actually I was kind of kidding, but if we somehow We would make so it would be the money really it would be the most money we've ever made we would never sell anything more than that we make so he's wrong no I'm not he's I'm so right truth because we have a lot of women yard fans dude the guys to Alex was obsessed with the boo I'm telling you we wouldn't sell that because their

leverage of a relationship is because the Labooboo brand is what would sell. So our margins would be peanuts. They would let us brand it but we'd make nothing. So Rob Rev. They would make a fuck ton. They'd make an awesome amount. You think we'd sell a lot? Okay. Yeah, of course we'd sell a lot.

Like dead-ass third-right Labooboo's would sell out. Do you think so? Yes, I do Yes, that's no and I'm against them I think it'd be wrong you're against them I'll be there to be like You know what it does because Day one! It doesn't say- Oh, you know what it does? Because people predict the cancellation-

It's only by the dropshippers. It's only by the dropshippers. Oh, they know it yet. It's a rare. People know it's gonna get canceled, so then it becomes rare, and then it's because you don't put it in the display case with the rest of them. It's the only one that you display facing the other way. Yeah.

Let me tell you, the next Lebooboos wouldn't sell well. No. After that would do bad. No, the next one would sell like crazy. They'd be like, oh, they returned to form. No, no. People wouldn't cheer for that. Isn't that why the whole-

That's like why Beanie Babies tanked, right right because they had a Hitler beanie, baby. Yeah Collection of animals with a mustache. Yeah, was he a stoat? Bear mustache beanie babies growing up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm collected the fuck out of beanie babies. We have buckets of them I think I remember this I think I've told this before I got my mom I mean like it I saved up my money and I got her one and me one, and I got her a snake because I thought it was really cute. Thank you.

And she's like, why'd you give me a snake? Aw. She like, she like, didn't like snakes. Yeah, she should have gotten the bear. Yeah, and she was like, she was like kind of confused. She's like you, she would like the bear. And I'm like, okay, you're right, I fucked up. But yeah, the Boo Boos are basically like Beanie Babies or Pokemon cards or CSGO boxes.

Sure, but some of those things are everyone can enjoy and some of those things are for the boys. Who can... wait, I... Sorry, what I'm saying is there's a demographic that CSGO cases probably skews heavily male. But the demos are relevant from the joy and the feeling it gets when you open it. So it's like, yeah, it hits a different demo, but it's the same idea Mm-hmm. Okay. I believe you. I mean if it's a if it's a blind box you in you said blind box I instantly was like, oh, it's gambling blind box. Yeah. Yeah, CS go knives might attract men who like saying slurs more Yeah, I mean certainly

Leslie was on this shit and Yeah, and LeBouoos might attract women. Maya was trying to ask me what's the difference between Call of Duty and Counter-Strike on the other day and I found my explanation which was Call of Duty is for guys who grew up saying slurs because that was their environment and Counter-Strike is for people who learned to say slurs through video games. Molded by it. Yeah. You know, it's what you were also go, Maya and Nick were just talking where we're like waiting for food and I just and I was like, I'm

like looking at my phone. I'm just kind of waiting around and then I hear him just go. So do you know about plants too? And then she's just like, yeah, which I thought was a surprising answer. That's a good and I I heard this and I was like, I think that's a fair question. That's a very fair question. Well, I think it's it's related, right? No plants are different.

But there's like, I think the carnivorous plant. Whoa. Like rabbit hole gets you in. No, that gets you in. I think you just have to learn about plants alongside animals. What's the line? Because if I go up to my if it's not a stupid question, if I go up to my if I it's not a stupid question. If I go up to my head, I'm like, so do you know about rocks? Well, the line is what does she feed her animals?

Beetles could be rocks. What is the habitat she has to create for them? Beetle enclosure. And then you have to learn about plants. You think there's no rocks in the habitats that she said? I feel like rocks is more freeform. Like I feel like if you throw a volcanic rock, the fox isn't going to kill itself. But if you don't have like the shit

the counties to graze on, it will die. Yeah. But it's not. Alveus is a full beetle diet sanctuary. That's what people, it's on the website. People don't talk about it. The employees eat the beetles too. Yeah, the employees have to eat the beetles. Chief Easer employees.

That's why it's in Texas. Yeah. Yeah, it's beetle, it's beetle. At Nobu she brought out a box of beetles that she brought from home to just pick at. I got why it's in Texas. Yeah. Yeah, it's beetle. It's beetle. At no-boo She brought out a box of beetles that she brought from home to just pick at. I got stopped on the street the other day I was walking and it was just like girl and she had an iPad and she was just like hey We're killing a lot of bees can I tell you about it? And I was like yeah run it and then we talked for like a very long time and she explained

You know actually they got an email You know there's like a fucking pesticide that can kill 80,000 bees on one seed you You put it on one, like popcorn kernel sized seed, it kills 8,000 bees. Isn't that crazy? Are you being radicalized by people in the street? Kind of. Like if you were- hold up. And I said that was just like, there's no way. Did she ask if you wanted to go to Shen Yun after? Just because it's- When J6 for bees happens, Nick is there.

Think about that. One seed, 80,000 bees. Nick, what you're spitting is right. We are killing the bees. Yeah, big time. The bees have Nick is there. Think about that one seed 80,000 bees. Nick what you're spitting is right we are killing the bees. Yeah big time. The bees have been at risk. They've been coming back you guys are dumb bees were gone. And they're there. You are a passive bee enjoyer who saw a headline that bees are coming back and then said oh I won't care anymore. That's not true I see bees.

I grew up when bees were coming back. Oh I'm friends with black people. It was cold today. Yeah it was cold today. It's all AMD. It was cold today. It was cold today. It was so cold today. That's boring. Why is it global warming? That's dead ass's argument.

I see the news all up. You guys weren't even alive when I was playing with bees and scared of them in the fucking. We weren't alive for the first 20 years of your life. You want me to accept your anecdotal evidence from 50 years ago? I'm not even. Stop adding years.

I'm not hearing people say the N word anymore, so I don't know. How racist is this ground? That's crazy. I'm not hearing it in my conversation. I see bees and I notice it. I see them come back because they were gone and then they came back. And I'm seeing this with my fucking eyeballs. They were gone, but they were around when you were young.

Let me explain, cocksuckers. When I was young, bees everywhere and monarch butterflies. When I got older, bees disappeared. So did the monarch butterflies. And that's a different fucking story. And so did white dog poop. You're not ready for that conversation. It did fall off.

And then later on, later in my life, in these past twilight years, if you want to call them that, the bees have been back. But the thing is, you have to keep putting in the effort that brought back the bees or they'll go away again And maybe one day they'll go away and they'll never come back. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. You don't think about that We have make another B movie. I think that was part of the Part of a lot. That's actually a big part of a phase phase bank save the bees I'm like dead ass like no cap

I know I know a bee might like turn around one day like a fake like a phony and sting your ass But like I'm telling you like I mean you ever look at a flower and think that shit's kind of important like Like we gotta save these bees no like no cap phase up Phase up for the bees and then it's that's dollar sign him later. Yeah, and then it's like Check this logs into Metamask. This is how many B coins I've got right now. And I'm selling, I'm selling, I'm giving them to you. There's a, when we were in Japan,

I sent this to Nick when I made like the, the vlog of us all hanging out when Ying Ling. But there's this like, the thing I didn't put in, cause the audio was kind of bad, but I'm filming Aiden while we're waiting for Ludwig to come for the podcast. And he's like, he has, he has his laptop and he's just in a field where we shot it. And I'm like, what are you doing there? And he just goes into

this bit where he's doing like a commercial for MetaMask. And he's like, I was like, how's the crypto doing? He's like, it's tanking bro, but at least I can check. And then he turned to the camera and he's like, iPhone with Metamask? I can look at my crypto anytime, anywhere, or something like that. And it's to this day, I think top five Aiden bits of all time that don't include poop. I think if we filmed the yard with iPhones,

Aiden would be 10 times funnier. Yeah, it's a very interesting pocket dimension that you're very powerful in. I think I just access something different, you know? It's his love of Apple and Apple products. Oh, and he's like, I do it for Steve. Yeah, and he's all this Sony, all this Japanese technology. Oh my God, it disgusts him. We have to remember him.

I can't enunciate on how well he nailed the cadence. And I think about it a lot. You don't know I think about that, but I think about that. I like that you think about it though. I like that people quote Quincy Boyes still. That's what I like. People quote Quincy Boyes. I've been trying to think of, I basically just started saying Xbox 360 Summer,

and then it turns out I think like a thousand people have went out and bought them. Dude, it's so many. I know. It's a lot of people. And now I'm just like, I never really figured out what it meant. Well, I think we gotta set up nights. I think we gotta set up nights or something.

I'm saying we, cause I- I think, well, every other Friday's PSL. Every other Friday, we do an online sesh. Whoa. Yeah, you should just stream the Modern Warfare or whatever and like be like, all right, everyone get on. Whoa. It's Friday night. This actually, I think just stream the Modern Warfare or whatever and be like, all right, everyone get on. Whoa. It's Friday night.

This actually, I think this is the wave, because this is how Mario Kart's community does it, is you just set times for people to queue at, basically. And it works. That's fire. It works way better than 12 people would post to try and gather for a lobby, and then it gathers when 12 people finally say yes

If you schedule out set times people just pop into the set time You just get everyone on the yard discord or whatever discord you say get on this time today is modern warfare 2 You have to use fuck modern warfare Tuesdays There you go do some LMG first to get a nuke post in the discord. Whoa It would happen so fast. Oh you think yes. I've been so fast. You could do a duo What if we get on like oh, it would never work I was thinking you could do you could get everybody to duo like somebody has to be on riot shield and then somebody has to Be trying to get the challenge of president, but if everybody has a riot shield duo. Nobody's gonna hit 25

It's gonna be really hard. Also, if you're in a lobby of all people all trying to nuke, almost never, you'll never get one. Like it's like really hard to ever get one. There's all this cheese. Like one thing you can do in Mono for Two or in a lot of CODs is you get killed, if someone gets to Chopper Gunner,

which is like, you're almost at a nuke basically, and you get killed by it, you can watch the kill cam and see where they are on the map. So then you can just go there and kill them, because they're in Chopper Gunner and they can't. You just can't use Chopper Gunner? You just like have to try to do it without Chopper Gunner basically. Or get so many kills so fast in the Chopper Gunner while someone protects you that they can't get to you. While your riot shield encloses. Exactly, yeah.

Growing up playing Call of Duty and stuff just like casually but a lot, I only ever saw one nuke. That's wild. I know. I know your MMR must have been It's probably terrible. It was crazy. It was It I think that's kill base max breaking to be honest No, I don't I don't think there was any I think you get into lobbies with people who are level one all the time Yeah, yeah, it was really I remember the first time it happened. I was like, oh, I guess the game's over Yes, and I think I have like only time I think I have like 30 or 40. It's not 100.

That's true. It's not 100. Dude, race to 100 nukes. God, that would suck. Because then people would also know you're trying to do it, and they'd get in, they'd find you on stream and kill you. That's what I'm trying to do. I feel like with the call to action,

most of the people online are going to be the Xbox 360 summer people. Yeah, true. And they'll all be in on it. It will not be hard to find a lobby. But it's funny, because some people are like, ah, I got my Xbox 360, but I can't get any lobbies in Morocco right now.

And I'm like, you probably should have read The Room. It is more of a set piece at that point. I'm surprised we even figured out where to get an Xbox, to be honest. This is kind of a cool thing I've noticed recently because this happened with the Xbox call to action and we started a book club at Lemonade stand and we the book we picked for the first month It was out at a bunch of bookstores and on backorder during the month because so many people Yeah

That's crazy. I thought that was really sick and they planet money also talked about that book. Planet Money? At the same time? Oh, Mugged! No, just like yesterday. Oh! Maybe it could have been from it or unrelated. Yeah, but either way, I think it's like, oh, I have a little bit of impact in the world. Oh. But with, with League Week, who's playing support?

Who's the top? I'm gonna start ADC, my plan, day one. So wait, you're last hitting? I thought you guys were in the same lane. Yeah. So he's support? Yeah. Dude.

When do you, like, how many games, how many times would you have to fail to switch? Or are you gonna play any other roles? How many times would I fall and then get back up? Before you stop getting back up again? I guess I never would stop getting back up. I guess, how long am I gonna live? It's probably I have to ask. In this analogy, it would be like, every time I fall off the horse,

I eventually get up and get on an ATV. You're gonna do something else eventually. No, nope. Well, okay, hold on. What's the goal? Pin wins in a row. Oh, I'm so stupid you talked about that. Yeah, we did.

I was like, they're already plat. Uh, I think putting Connor on support isn't really using him to the best of his abilities. And putting me on support is? I got an idea. Why don't you- I'm plat, Connor's not. Same, same challenge. You throw him in there. You get him in the stack.

You put me on top lane. And you put him in top. I would baby you guys in- I'd be jungle, I'd baby you guys. Ludwig, you don't have to do a face, you don't have to... Ludwig, I would baby your lane. What about... Top lane go fuck itself. Sorry.

Get him in mid. Get Nick in mid. Bilux? Or Vex? I played like three games this week, my first time on since the only split I played and now all I do is I message a friend and I say, let's go bot lane and let me be your support. I love it. I love playing support. I think what I'm gonna do, so we have two wheels based off of our like OP.GG

so if we place high, then we get to spin good wheel. And if we place low, we have to spin bad. What's an example of good? Is it like oh cookie treat or something to make the game easier? Good wheel could be like the really good one is next loss doesn't count. Oh That's buffers. And guys while you're at it, twitch.tv slash Falco Just get the spin the wheel emote cuz you're gonna wanna use it while they're spinning that shit Well bad wheel could be Flex Q with Nick and Slime.

For a game. Yeah! That would be so fun. That's an amazing idea. That would be so good. Good wheel is like Flex Q with like. Good wheel, Flex Q with Aiden's Jacks at top. No, I was thinking like Lily or someone good.

Tell me that match won't be easy because you're gonna get lower elo. Well, we're gonna be low elo, we have fresh accounts. Oh. Although you're not fucking helping me Oh dude, I'll do it today, I promise I'll do it today So I have two fresh accounts from Riot

Oh Riot game help you alt That's so nasty Yeah of course Aren't you gonna win 10 easily? On a fresh account? No, cause we're ass Like I'm ass If you're gonna play against bronzes You should just win No, because we're ass. Like I'm ass.

If you're going to play against bronzes, you should just win. No, I'm bronze, Nick. At ADC. I'm like easily bronze. Oh, in the role, because you're not jungle. Sorry. If I was jungle, like I can get a good wheel spin to off-roll and then that game will be easy.

Yeah, you have to learn how to last hit. But even like, you know, 10 in a row is just hard. So like even a plat smurf playing on a bronze account might just lose one. Plat smurf is such a funny thing to say. Yeah, it is funny. Because it's not that high. But that's what I'm saying, like a plat smurf.

It's like a 5'11 guys smurfing in a 5'6 lobby. It's like, well, even that, though, you don't win 10 in a row necessarily. 10's a lot. Yeah, sometimes they snarl and hang up on you. 5'6. Or you're going against another smurf or someone ints. But yeah, Ryke gave us two accounts accounts and I can name them anything I want. And I was

like just stun locked of what to name it. And I asked Nick. Wait, Nick gave you bangers? He's got nothing. No, I gave him bangers. Nick gave you bangers. I was sitting there. Dude, there was a couple of haters in there. Nothing was solidified. It was like ideas. Duo partner duo counts and it's hung at WeSpa small at WeSpa That's good. And it's a who's who. Yeah, they get to pick themselves out of it. They have to pick. I have to pick the names.

I'm just the artist. Thick and Married 19. That was a good username. There's only one. Thick and Married 19 and Thick and Married 20. Well, no hers would have to married 19, I'm thinking married 20. Well, no, hers would have to be like, I don't know. But you didn't say they had to be for both of you, you just said give me a list of usernames. So I'll go home, I already have it typed out, I'll click send.

I can't believe you were about to step on him, man. But I gave him some good ones, bro. Yeah, I was sitting down with you two for like 10 seconds and he gave you good ones. I like to push him, is that wrong? No, I know it's that's a wrong because later because void said to me you're putting a room with a hundred people and you have To pick the competition that you all engage in and you have to win What do you pick and I said creating funny usernames Nick at night lucid dreaming just thinking of funny names laughing himself awake Yeah, that's your still see thick and married in my room Yeah, that's your still see thick and married in my room

Anyway, you all have to get your girls a blind box of boo-boo. Okay, I'm not getting her a little boo-boo man My girlfriend wouldn't have crazy. I don't know. She would like it cuz I got it for her. That's crazy I'm I already sleep with a sunny angel and you want me to get a little bit I'm some say I've been sleeping with a sunny angel and you want me to get a little bit some say I've been sleeping with a sunny angel my whole life that's it's her and here's the thing that confuses me cuz she's not a baby she's not a naked baby didn't make it baby let's go you'll give her $200 didn't give I should tell you a blind boss for your girl. $200. That's confusing to me. I make it make sense.

That's your boom are the girl I buy the boobies for. But it's not my girlfriend. I'm saying do that this week. I don't think she would care. I'm curious. I just say I have to get some help. Why do you unzip your sweatpants? I don't like it.

Oh God. I just see it. It looks weird. Sometimes we're all a little... Are you taking off your soccer shingars? Sometimes we're all a little A-word. Are you taking off your cleats? I'm sorry.

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